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        <title>[English] [Translation] Kochira Katsushikaku Kameari Kouenmae Hashutsujo 1781 by lynxian</title>
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        <summary type="html">I'm likely going to translate Kochikame chapters intermittently at random (I blame a few members of the Weekly Jump LJ community). <br /><br />The usual rules apply - credit me (lynxian) if you use this translation or translate it into another language.<br /><br />-------------<br /><br />[p001]<br /><br />(top) Kochira Katsushika-ku Kameari Kouen-mae Hashutsujo<br />Person: Ehh?!<br />Person: Karaoke's free of charge?!<br />(bubbles) Aki | moto | Osamu | Atelier Biidama<br /><br />Person: See?<br />Person: Oooh!<br />(top row) olitics | Stocks | Business | Enterta<br />(center) Karaoke Box<br />(bottom right)<br />Challenge Stage (1 hour)<br />Over 95 points is free<br />Over 90 points is half off<br />(but if you can't make the achievement, you'll pay double)<br />Professionals not allowed<br /><br />Ryotsu: If even one member of the group is a good singer, then you're set!<br />Man: Yes, exactly!<br />Man: So if we invite Nakagawa-san and Reiko-san...<br /><br />(left) &quot;Karaoke&quot;, possibly the leisure activity the Japanese love best!! If it's free, they'll jump at the chance...?!<br /><br />(bottom) Karaoke Battle<br /><br />[p002]<br /><br />(right, star) This year, he'll do his best without taking any breaks again!! You can only read Akimoto Osamu-sensei's serialization in Weekly Shounen Jump!!<br /><br />Reiko: Huh? Can I come for karaoke today?<br /><br />Reiko: Sure, if you'll have me!<br />Men: Alright!<br /><br />Naka: Sounds good.<br />Naka: Let's go!<br />Ryotsu: Yess!<br /><br />Ryotsu: With this, we'll be able to sing for free!<br />(above Ryotsu) Haha<br />Man: We're kinda being cheap about it, though...<br /><br />Person: Uwaah, time's up.<br />(sfx) Beep beep<br />Person: Dammit!!<br /><br />[p003]<br /><br />Woman: Since you went over the challenge time, <br />Woman: the &quot;fee has been doubled&quot; on your allotment until now.<br />Man: And I got an 87, too.<br />Man: Augh, we were so close!<br /><br />Man: One more time! Let's take the challenge!<br />Woman: Then it will last for the next hour.<br />Man: Alright!<br /><br />Woman: Welcome.<br />Man: We'll take the challenge!<br />Clerk: Alright, the challenge, is it.<br /><br />Clerk: It's a huge success, manager!<br />(right of manager) Fufu...<br />Manager: Our plan is positively superb.<br /><br />[p004]<br /><br />Manager: This area in front of the station is a hotspot of competition!<br />Manager: The difference between our shop and the others lies in the fee!<br />(gray box) Karaoke Shop B<br />(gray box) Karaoke Shop A<br />(dark gray box) Station<br />(gray box) Karaoke Shop D<br />(gray box) Karaoke Shop C<br /><br />Manager: If you get a good score, then the session's free.<br />(top sign) Score over 95 and it's free!!<br />Manager: Making the fee cheaper than our competitors' is the key to success!<br /><br />Manager: As for how it works...<br />Manager: We have lots of customers coming here who are confident in their singing.<br /><br />Manager: It's the same as getting a dish of ramen for free if you can finish it!<br />(top sign) This month's champions<br /><br />Manager: Even if two people get to sing for free,<br />(above top image) 7 people<br />Manager: if five have to pay double, then we'll make a profit.<br />(right image)<br />Success<br />2 for free<br />(left image)<br />Failure<br />5 for 2x<br /><br />Manager: Confident customers will keep repeating the challenge!<br />(girl, top) Almost there~<br />(girl, bottom) So close!!<br />Manager: These days, there are lots of customers who come alone!<br /><br />[p005]<br /><br />Manager: We are once again at the <strong>top</strong> of the chain!!<br />(right of Manager) Fufu...<br />Clerk: You're so clever, manager!<br /><br />(sfx) Rattle<br />Ryotsu: We're here!<br /><br />Ryotsu: We're taking the challenge to sing for free!<br />Clerk: Very well!<br />Clerk: In that case, I'll put your names down here.<br /><br />Manager: The two who look like models might be professionals... Go check.<br />Clerk: Right.<br /><br />Ryotsu: Room 303!<br />Naka: That's this one.<br /><br />[p006]<br /><br />Ryotsu: Ooh, there's a ton of space!<br />Ryotsu: And the monitor's huge, too!<br /><br />Ryotsu: Nooow then, what'll we eat!<br />Reiko: Whaa? Before we sing?!<br /><br />Ryotsu: Either way, it's gonna be free!<br />(left of Ryotsu) Hahaha<br />Man: You've got that right~<br /><br />Ryotsu: 10 portions of chicken karaage!<br />Ryotsu: 10 portions of combination pizza.<br /><br />Clerk: They're ordering in large amounts.<br />Clerk: They aren't on the list of professionals.<br /><br />[p007]<br /><br />Reiko: I put on your favorite song, Ryou-chan.<br />Ryotsu: Alright!<br />(on screen) A Man's Departure By Sea<br />Ryotsu: I'll take point, so here I go!<br /><br />Ryotsu: Ohhhh~~<br />Ryotsu: A maaan's~~~~<br /><br />Ryotsu: There! Bring up a good score!<br />Ryotsu: Goooo!<br /><br />Man: Ah!<br />Ryotsu: Dammit!<br /><br />(sfx) Wheeen wheeen<br />Ryotsu: What the?!<br /><br />Woman: This is for the one who received a score below 70!<br />Woman: Please drink this cayenne pepper juice as a &quot;punishment&quot; game.<br />Ryotsu: Whaa? Why?!<br /><br />[p008]<br /><br />Woman: It's written right here.<br />(on card) Those who score below 70 are given a punishment game<br /><br />(sfx) Gulp gulp gulp<br />Ryotsu: Ughh, it's strong...<br />Naka: They have a punishment game...?<br />Man: That's pretty harsh.<br /><br />(sfx) Cough cough<br />Ryotsu: Next! Reiko, go!<br /><br />Reiko: I just want to avoid the punishment game.<br />Reiko: I have to sing carefully...<br />(on screen) Snow Fantasy<br /><br />Ryotsu: C'mon, get it in the 90s!<br />Ryotsu: 90 points!<br /><br />Ryotsu: Dammit!<br />???: So close!<br /><br />Ryotsu: Next!<br />Ryotsu: Go for it, Honda!<br />Honda: Eep!<br /><br />Honda: I'm scared!<br />Honda: I've gotta make sure I don't screw up...<br />(on screen) Rock 'n Roll Check it Out Baby<br /><br />[p009]<br /><br />Honda: YEEK!<br /><br />(sfx) Wheeen wheeen<br />Honda: YEEEK! I'm scared!<br /><br />Woman: Those who score under 50 points get habanero juice.<br />Honda: EHHH?!<br /><br />Ryotsu: Honda! Drinking it down in one gulp will be less spicy than taking it slowly.<br />Honda: Really?<br /><br />sfx bubble: Cough<br />sfx bubble: Cough<br />sfx bubble: Hack<br />sfx bubble: Cough<br />Reiko: You shouldn't do it in one gulp!<br />Ryotsu: Oh, really?<br /><br />Naka: Honda-san won't be able to sing for a while...<br />Ryotsu: Geez!<br /><br />Ryotsu: Nakagawa! Get 95 points!<br />Naka: Ehh?!<br /><br />(left) The &quot;S.H.Figuarts figure of Ryotsu Kankichi&quot; is selling with rave raviews!! And it has tons of accessories for those who are fussy when playing!!<br /><br />[p010]<br /><br />Naka: Let's switch it to my strongest song.<br />Reiko: That's a good idea.<br /><br />Naka: I am the young master~~<br />Naka: of Yamanote~~<br />(on screen) I am the Young Master of Yamanote<br />Reiko: What a great mood!<br /><br />Naka: That was perfect!<br />Ryotsu: Bring on the score!<br /><br />???: AUGHH!<br /><br />Ryotsu: Damn, so close!!<br />Ryotsu: Nakagawa! Try it again!<br /><br />Box: Ultimately, they weren't able to score in the 90s during the hour's time, and ended up paying twice as much.<br />Ryotsu: Kuh... so expensive...<br /><br />Box: In order to get revenge, he gathered up some policewomen who loved karaoke and were good at singing, but...<br /><br />Box: They weren't able to get even one step closer!<br />Ryotsu: Ah!<br />Ryotsu: Damn!<br /><br />[p011]<br /><br />Manager: Thank you for your patronage.<br />Ryotsu: Shut it!<br />(above Ryotsu): Next time, I'll show you!<br /><br />Clerk: He's already used two hundred thousand yen.<br />Manager: What a good pattern.<br /><br />Manager: It's the same as gambling!<br />Manager: In order to gain back what they've lost, they only get dragged in deeper...<br /><br />Ryotsu: Is there some sorta trick to those karaoke machines?<br />Honda: I don't think so.<br /><br />Honda: The newer machines are really tough.<br />Ryotsu: Getting a high score is just plain impossible!<br /><br />Honda: There is someone who's gotten 100 points, though.<br />Ryotsu: No way!<br /><br />Honda: Hokaro Junsa.<br />Ryotsu: <strong>That</strong> Hokaro did?!<br /><br />[p012]<br /><br />Hokaro: However many times I go, it always gives me 100 points.<br />Ryotsu: Are you serious?!<br />Honda: She's a pro at vocaloid songs.<br /><br />Honda: Want to try singing at a machine from the same chain?<br />Ryotsu: Yeah!<br /><br />Honda: Wow...<br />(left of Ryotsu) It's the real deal...<br />Ryotsu: Her voice is exactly like a vocaloid's...<br /><br />Ryotsu: And... her score is...<br />(on screen) Now scoring...<br />(Ryotsu sfx) Gulp<br /><br />Ryotsu: GAH!!<br />Ryotsu: It's true!!!!<br /><br />Hokaro: The 1,000 vocaloid songs in my repertoire<br />Hokaro: are tunes with which I can reliably score 100 points.<br />Ryotsu: Th...that so...<br /><br />[p013]<br /><br />Honda: You can always... get 100 points?<br />Hokaro: Yes... 100% of the time!<br />(right of Ryotsu) Her normal voice is just like a robot's, too.<br />Ryotsu: Just what you'd expect of a machine.<br /><br />Ryotsu: Honda, with this, we'll be invincible!<br />Ryotsu: Let's go get revenge tomorrow!<br /><br />Manager: How about... if you score 100 points,<br />(spiked sign) Super popular<br />(sign)<br />Challenge Stage (1 hour)<br />95 or higher: 0 yen<br />90 or higher: half-off<br />(but if you can't make the achievement, you'll pay double)<br />Manager: you'll get back 10 times the fee?<br /><br />Manager: You're taking the challenge, right, sir!<br />Manager: A payout multiplied ten times sounds good, doesn't it!<br />Ryotsu: Alright!<br /><br />Manager: On the other hand, if you don't score 100 points, you will pay ten times as much.<br />Ryotsu: Sure.<br /><br />Ryotsu: Okay, it's decided!<br />Ryotsu: Everybody in!<br /><br />[p014]<br /><br />Ryotsu: We're renting a party room, of course.<br />Manager: I wish you the best of luck.<br /><br />Clerk: Manager, we've got a problem!<br />Manager: What is it?<br /><br />Clerk: I was curious, so I checked data from the other stores in the chain...<br />Clerk: There's a customer at the Kitasenju branch<br /><br />Clerk: who has gotten 100 points.<br />Manager: Whaaat?!<br /><br />Clerk: The same name is on here, so if it's <strong>that</strong> customer...<br />Manager: Is a perfect score even possible?!<br /><br />Clerk: Apparently it is, with vocaloid songs.<br />Manager: With vocaloid songs?!<br /><br />Clerk: There are a lot of difficult high-speed vocaloid songs without any breath stops.<br />(right diagram) Vocaloid song<br />(left diagram) Regular song<br />Clerk: But if there's one <strong>woman</strong> among those who came today who excels at vocaloid songs...<br /><br />[p015]<br /><br />Clerk: and she sings 3 times, she will definitely get 100 points each time!<br />Clerk: She sings as accurately as a machine...<br />(left of clerk) She's practically a real-life vocaloid...<br /><br />Man: Here's the premium sushi assortment you ordered.<br />Manager: What?!<br /><br />Ryotsu: Bring it over here, to the party room.<br />Man: You got it!<br /><br />Man: I have wine to deliver.<br />Ryotsu: Over here!<br /><br />Ryotsu: Put everything on the karaoke bill!<br />(Ryotsu sfx) Hahaha<br />Man: Sure thing.<br /><br />Clerk: Those vocaloid songs are bad news, manager!<br />Waitress: It's probably that slender woman.<br />Waitress: Her speaking voice was like a vocaloid's.<br /><br />Group: Cheers!<br />Group: Cheers!<br /><br />[p016]<br /><br />Ryotsu: We're having a party today, everyone!<br />Ryotsu: Drink and eat up!<br />Man: Seems like this is all Ryotsu's treat.<br />Man: Man, he's awesome!!<br /><br />Ryotsu: Hey, don't go and sing!<br />(left of Ryotsu) C'mon, eat up!<br />Woman: Huh?<br />Woman: But we're here for karaoke, aren't we?<br /><br />Ryotsu: I've got an agreement with the manager here.<br />Ryotsu: If we score a 100, then food, drinks, and everything else are all free!<br />Woman: Eh?<br /><br />Man: 100 points is impossible though, isn't it?<br />(right of Ryotsu) Hahaha!<br />Ryotsu: We've got a secret weapon on our side!<br /><br />Ryotsu: Hokaro here can do it!<br />Man: That's for sure!<br />Man: She's really good at vocaloid songs, after all.<br /><br />[p017]<br /><br />Man: Unaju, serving for 30.<br />Ryotsu: Over here!<br /><br />Ryotsu: I guess the bill's already ended up over 300,000 yen?<br />Clerk: It's 360,000 yen...<br /><br />Ryotsu: If we score a 100, you'll return the cost tenfold, so!<br />Ryotsu: At this point, that would be 3.6 million, right!<br />(left of Ryotsu) Hoho~<br />Ryotsu: You'll keep your promise, right?<br /><br />Clerk: Manager, that will put us really far into the red...<br />Clerk: It's all over for us if they sing a vocaloid song...<br /><br />Man: Prime eel that costs 4,000 yen a serving!<br />Man: Woah, awesome!<br /><br />Ryotsu: Delicious!!<br />Man: This is the first time in my life I've ever eaten unaju this expensive!<br />Man: Same here!<br /><br />Ryotsu: This is also all thanks to Hokaro-sensei!<br />Men: We're in your debt!<br />(sfx) Clap clap clap<br /><br />Honda: Senpai, there's just 10 minutes left until the time limit runs out.<br />(right of Ryotsu) Hahaha!<br />Ryotsu: Guess it's about time she sings, huh!<br /><br />[p018]<br /><br />Ryotsu: Okay then, Hokaro-chan...<br />(left of Ryotsu) Sing a... huh?<br />Woman: What's the matter, Hokaro?<br /><br />Woman: She's burning up.<br />Woman: This is bad!<br /><br />Ryotsu: S-so... even Hokaro, who's cool as a machine, can overheat... huh...<br />Woman: She's burning up with fever!<br /><br />Woman: It might... be influenza.<br />Woman: Let's get her to the hospital quickly!<br /><br />Ryotsu: U-um, before you go to the hospital...<br />Ryotsu: Won't you... sing just one song?<br />(left of Ryotsu) A quick one.<br /><br />Woman: What are you saying!<br />Woman: She can't, you moron!<br /><br />Hokaro: I'm... sorry...<br />Ryotsu: Ah!<br />Ryotsu: ...it's okay...<br />Woman: C'mon, let's go!<br /><br />Honda: &quot;100 points&quot; just... walked out...<br />(sfx) Slam<br />Ryotsu: She's as sensitive as a precise machine...<br /><br />[p019]<br /><br />Man: Ryo-san, I think it's about time I head home.<br />Ryotsu: Huh?<br />Man: And I've got to get back to work.<br /><br />Ryotsu: Wait, hold on a second, you guys!<br />Man: Thanks for the treat.<br />Man: I have things to take care of...<br />Man: Me too...<br />Man: Same...<br /><br />Clerk: Manager, the vocaloid girl went home with a cold...<br />(left of manager) Yess!<br /><br />Waitress: Manager!<br />Waitress: It seems the party room would like a time extension.<br />Manager: Give them as much as they want!<br />(right of manager) Fufu<br />Manager: That guy won't be able to get a score of 100...<br /><br />Waitress: Sir, this is way past business hours.<br />(sfx) Bang bang bang<br />Waitress: Sir!<br />Ryotsu: How's Hokaro doing?<br />Ryotsu: It really was influenza...?! She can't go out for 5 days?<br />Ryotsu: Ah... I see...<br />Ryotsu: So it's going to take 5 days, huh...<br /><br />Naka: Evidently, he's confining himself to the karaoke shop for 5 days...<br /><br />Naka: to pay for a karaoke bill of 3.8 million yen.<br />(above Reiko) That's expensive!<br />Chief: He can just go die 2 or 3 times!<br /><br />(left) A punishment for using other people for his own gain?! Through negotiation, maybe he can change the goal to half-off with 90 points...?!</summary>
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        <title>[English] [Translation] Kochira Katsushikaku Kameari Kouenmae Hashutsujo 15 by StrangerAtaru</title>
        <updated>2009-10-20T01:23:56+00:00</updated>
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        <summary type="html">For his &quot;Hatsumode&quot; of 1977, Ryoutsu has decided to head to Ise Shrine to worship for a good year!  But for him and his fellow officers, getting there may be half the fun...<br /><br />Chp. 15: Worship at Ise Shrine<br /><br />162.<br />Nakagawa: Senpai!  This is the perfect weather to go on our First Temple Visit.<br />Ryoutsu: Well it’s great since we’re going to Ise Shrine!<br /><br />163.<br />Ryoutsu: Hey, Terai, what are you doing!?<br />Terai: Huh, getting a ticket……<br />Ryoutsu: We don’t need those.  I have a better idea……Nakagawa, give me your gun!<br />Nakagawa: Huh!?  Why…<br />Ryoutsu: They’ll skip the ticket check if we show them we’re chasing a crook on official business.<br />Nakagawa: Will that go smoothly?<br />Terai: Ryou-san, I’m in my civvies…I didn’t bring my gun……<br />(TN: Terai actually says “shifuku” or “civilian clothes”, but I think “civvies” is an abbreviation for it)<br />Ryoutsu: Got no choice.  It’ll work if we scream out from the next moment.  Fine!?<br />Nakagawa: Hold on, don’t run!! Hold on—<br />Ryoutsu: Hold on---!!<br />Ticket Man 1: What was…that now……?<br />Ticket Man 2: Well…?<br />Ryoutsu: Fuu, see…it worked well.<br /><br />164.<br />Nakagawa: It worked well, but I’m really tired…from that………<br />Ryoutsu: Don’t complain!  That’s how we don’t get a ticket check!<br />Ryoutsu: Huh!?<br />Ryoutsu: What, another ticket check!?<br />Nakagawa: Senpai!  What will we do, shall we use that again?<br />Ryoutsu: Shut up!  I’m thinking now.<br />Ryoutsu: Right!  We’ll be in the midst of a criminal convoy!<br />Ryoutsu: Terai!  You’ll be the criminal since you look evil when I take your glasses!!<br />Ryoutsu: Nakagawa will take you; I’ll be the guard.<br />Ryoutsu: Right!?  Let’s go!!<br /><br />165.<br />Ryoutsu: Well, go ahead, go ahead.  We’ll be taking this atrocious criminal to Ise Shrine from here, Hahhahaha…<br />Ticket Taker: An evil criminal to Ise……?  ??<br />Ryoutsu: Splendid, we penetrated the 2nd barrier, that s**t!<br />Nakagawa: He’s still steadily watching us…<br />Ryoutsu: Hold on, I’ll buy some booze.<br />Nakagawa: Senpai, the key!  The key!!<br />Ryoutsu: Oh, right.  I completely forgot.<br />Nakagawa: How could you…<br />Ryoutsu: Mufufu, how can I have fun on a journey without booze?<br />Ryoutsu: Huh, where are Nakagawa and Terai?<br />Nakagawa: Senpai!<br /><br />166.-167.<br />Nakagawa: Senpai~~~it’s here, right here!<br />Ryoutsu: They all look the same.  Which goes to Ise……Nakagawa!?<br />Nakagawa: With this bullet train, we’ll transfer at Nagoya.  Senpai, please don’t get lost.<br />Man: Ah, that’s just great, a cop!<br />Man: Please come!  My girlfriend’s is stuck with a drunk…<br />Ryoutsu: We’re not on duty today, we’re on personal business!  See you.<br />Man: But it’s horrible.  There’s no station attendants…<br /><br />168.<br />Man: Please see it if you can!<br />Ryoutsu: You’re so stubborn!  You!<br />Ryoutsu: Didn’t you get that we’re off duty today!  Will this make you understand!?  Huh, will it!?<br />Nakagawa: A~~ah, I don—‘t know him…<br />Man: Uwaa—s…someone save me—Hariuchi-sa—n!!<br />Ryoutsu: Really, he has no common sense!<br />Terai: Isn’t it great that we came with Ryou-san…<br />Ryoutsu: What is it!  We can’t go on yet, Nakagawa?<br />Nakagawa: We can’t go in yet until the door opens…<br />Nakagawa: It’s crowded as expected for New Years~~~<br />Terai: I don’t know if we’ll be sitting or not.<br /><br />169.<br />Nakagawa: Ah, we can’t butt in1<br />Ryoutsu: What?<br />Ryoutsu: Hey you, is there a reason for cutting in!<br />Man: Huh!?<br />Man: Hold on, I have to go to the bathroom.<br />Woman: No way, that policeman is noisy…<br />Ryoutsu: Hey!  Line up properly.<br />Glasses: Shut up, my wife isn’t here yet!<br />Ryoutsu: Can’t I watch over anything properly?<br />Terai: It’s as if he works for the railway.<br />Man: He’s randomly bossing us~~that cop…<br />Woman: Well, shouldn’t he go home?<br />Ryoutsu: Shut up!  Split to 2 lines if you want to live!!  Stand in those lines--!!<br />Woman: Kyaa<br />Hat: Uge<br />Bearded Man: Waa<br />Boy: That complainer has stepped in front of us!!<br /><br />170.<br />Ryoutsu: Really, what’s happened to Japanese public morals these days…s**t.<br />Voice: The door will open soon.<br />Ryoutsu: Out of the way, out of the way!!<br />Girl: Kyaa<br />Man: Uwa<br />Ryoutsu: Yes—I’m the first on!!<br /><br />171.<br />Ryoutsu: Wahahahaha, look Nakagawa!  I’ve already secured three seats.  Hurry and come sit down.<br />Nakagawa: Se…senpai!?<br />Nakagawa: These cars are the Green Cars, senpai.  The unreserved seats are over there.<br />(TN: The “Green Car” in Japanese trains is first-class reserved cars)<br />Ryoutsu: Why can’t we sit here?  This is fine.<br />Nakagawa: They’re all reserved.<br />Ryoutsu: What!  Is that stupid talk!?<br />Nakagawa: It’s fine, I’ve already found some.<br />Nakagawa: Here, right here, senpai!<br />Ryoutsu: The three here are tight.  They’re too small, Nakagawa……<br />Nakagawa: So then, we’ll do as such, here……<br /><br />172.<br />Nakagawa: How about this?<br />Nakagawa: Hmm……not bad, it’s wide……<br />Announcer: Soon, the Hikari #99 will be setting out, leaving at 9:12 for Hakata.<br />(TN: The “Hikari line” is a limited stop bullet train which, at the time of this printing, traveled between Tokyo &amp; Hakata, with only two limited stops in Nagoya &amp; Kyoto)<br />Ryoutsu: Ooh, amazing, we’re moving really fast!!<br />Terai: Well then, Ryou-san, this is your first time on a bullet train.<br />Ryoutsu: My first time…well?  A…actually, I rode a bullet train when I had to attend a Buddhist service last year in Saitama!<br />(TN: Saitama is a prefecture just northwest of Tokyo, essentially a suburb)<br />Terai: He…went to Saitama by……?<br />Nakagawa: That was for show!  For show!<br />Ryoutsu: S—o, with that’s let’s play a game!<br /><br />173.<br />Ryoutsu: So shall we start with trump!?  Hanafuta!?  Mah Johng…shougi…go, chess, Othello, dice, roulette?  And then we’ll have Kamizumou……cards, sugoroku, marbles…<br />(TN: Most of those games probably are known to you, but one that actually stands out that we really don’t know of too often is “kamizumou” or “Paper sumo”, a game where you literally sumo wrestle with plastic or paper figures)<br />Nakagawa: You’ve really brought a lot, senpai……<br />Ryoutsu: I thought we’d have a problem of being bored…it’s a long trip.<br />Nakagawa: Long trip…it’s 2 hours to Nagoya.<br />Ryoutsu: So, Terai, how about some shougi?  I’ll play without the bishop…<br />(TN: Ryoutsu mentioning “playing without the bishop” is a style of shogi play where a superior player starts with a handicap without a bishop piece)<br />Ryoutsu: Hehe, it’s great to start my New Year drinking booze while playing shogi.<br />Ryoutsu: While I’m at it, Nakagawa…what do you plan to wish for this year?<br />Nakagawa: Of course.  I had been skiing in Switzerland…this year I’ll be crossing the Pacific Ocean by yacht and meet Lum-chan when in Hawaii……<br />Ryoutsu: Your dreams are small-time~~~<br /><br />174.<br />Ryoutsu: For me, health is important this year……I have to cut back to look after it……ye……p.<br />Ryoutsu: Hold on a moment, that bishop!<br />Terai: What, there a matter already?<br />Ryoutsu: Since you did it as I was talking, I nearly overlooked…<br />Terai: Chi, you have a point.  Here……<br />Ryoutsu: Right, right.  With that, I’ll go here……<br />Terai: Not a problem anymore, Ryou-san!<br />Ryoutsu: Nope, of course not.  Good luck, Terai……<br />Terai: Right, so then, check!!<br />Ryoutsu: Ah, that’s…not a problem!<br />Ryoutsu: Uuh, mumu, s**t.<br />Ryoutsu: Ah—A~~h, uwa.<br />Terai: Ah!<br /><br />175.<br />Ryoutsu: No, I’m sorry, sorry.  It’s a really shaky train.  It’s regretful is it, and in such a good place…huh?<br />Terai: A bullet train shouldn’t be swaying!<br />Ryoutsu: It was an unforeseen accident!  You can go first again!<br />Terai: I’m fine.  I’m tired of playing with you.<br />Ryoutsu: Nakagawa, how about you go first?<br />Nakagawa: I’m a bit…tired too……<br />Ryoutsu: Then, we’ll all play Old Maid!  Won’t that be fun?<br />Terai: Old maid……!?<br />Terai: Alright, now Ryou-san will take it……<br />Ryoutsu: Alright.<br />Ryoutsu: Nu!!<br />Ryoutsu: Nakagawa, now take……!!<br /><br />176.<br />Nakagawa: Alright.<br />Nakagawa: I…I shouldn’t take that!!<br />Ryoutsu: Do…another one!  That would be bad!<br />Nakagawa: But~~shouldn’t I be free to take whichever?<br />Ryoutsu: You won’t be a great officer if you defy your senpai!!<br />Ryoutsu: I think your direction should be the furthest to the left…<br />Nakagawa: Then I’ll go with the right!!<br />Ryoutsu: Ah.<br />Ryoutsu: HEY—NAKAGAWA!!<br />Ryoutsu: If you think you can tell the policeman society of the danger of what your senpai said, you’re greatly mistaken!!<br />Terai: Ryou-san, it’s a ticket check, a ticket check!!<br /><br />177.<br />Ryoutsu: Wh…what!?<br />Terai: The ticket check is coming to look at our tickets!!<br />Ryoutsu: Oh no!  Let’s run!<br />Nakagawa: Se…senpai!<br />Nakagawa: Where can…..we run?  We’re on the same train, we can’t run.<br />Ryoutsu: I got that.  I’ll think about it now!  S**t!<br />Sign: BATHROOM<br />Ryoutsu: Alright!  We’ll hide in the bathroom.<br />Nakagawa: It’s impossible to put three inside.<br />Ryoutsu: You don’t have luxury to say that!  Get in quickly!<br />Terai: They’ll be looking through from the window…<br />Ryoutsu: Obey me and hide!<br /><br />178.<br />Traveler: Haah, today is cold.<br />Traveler: At least there’s a nearby toilet on this cold day……N!?<br />Traveler: Wh…what, this door is stiff…come on.  Kuku, hold on!<br />Traveler: It…opened!<br />Traveler: ……………!?<br />Ryoutsu: We’re in a meeting now, use it later.<br />Traveler: We…well, then……………?<br /><br />179.<br />Traveler: There are a lot of people anywhere I go in Tokyo.<br />Ryoutsu: Is he gone…?<br />Terai: Seems like it……<br />Ryoutsu: Buha!!<br />Terai: That…hurts.<br />Terai: Really, thanks…<br />Ryoutsu: You have no luxury for that.  Life is filled with suffering.<br />Terai: I became hungry from that disturbance now.  Let’s go to the buffet.<br />Ryoutsu: Buffet...?<br />Nakagawa: It’s in the dining car, senpai!<br /><br />180.<br />Ryoutsu: Can we really eat in here?<br />Nakagawa: It’s alright……what do you want, senpai?  I’ll have…hamburger steak and coffee.<br />Ryoutsu: Right…rebanira rice, gyoza and some ton soup…<br />(TN: “Rebanira Rice” is a rice dish with chicken liver, “ton soup” is a bean paste soup with pork belly in it)<br />Nakagawa: Senpai, this isn’t a Chinese soba shop…Use this for whatever you want to buy here.<br />Ryoutsu: Well, the national rail doesn’t really have any high calories.<br />Ryoutsu: No choice then: a sandwich and beer.<br />Nakagawa: And Terai…?<br />Terai: I’ll have yakisoba.<br />Nakagawa: Pard—on.<br />Voice: Yes.<br /><br />181.<br />Waitress: May I have your order?<br />Nakagawa: We—ll, a sandwich and yakisoba……with a hamburger steak…and coffee and beer.<br />Waitress: Alright.<br />Ryoutsu: He…hey, that’s a nice girl.  We’ve got a nice thing so quickly in the New Year.<br />Nakagawa: She is, but she’s a bit less than my little sister……<br />Ryoutsu: Your little sister would be fine too!  I’ll go attack immediately.<br />Nakagawa: Ah, senpai.<br /><br />182.<br />Terai: Ryou-san doesn’t change regardless of the year.<br />Nakagawa: Good gracious…<br />Ryoutsu: Miss!  I ran out of cigarettes for a bit.  Don’t you have any?<br />Waitress: Alright, what do you want: High Life or Mild Sevens?<br />Ryoutsu: I always favored the western smokes.<br />Waitress: Which brand…?<br />Ryoutsu: A brand…u—m, we—ll, what’s it called, um……it has a hard name…I think that I “kent” guess…<br />Waitress: Ah, Kent…here!<br />(TN: There was a bit of a pun here in the conversation: as Ryoutsu tries to figure out what to smoke, he uses the expression “kentou”, which is “guess”.  Thereby, with the “Kentou”, the girl easily knew to go with Kent cigarettes)<br />Ryoutsu: R…right, they’re called Kent……that’s what I was dozin’ for!<br />Waitress: Four dozen, alright!<br />(TN: Again, another language pun: Ryoutsu states “yondan” as in “I was asking for”, so I tried to make the pun work with the “dozin’ for”)<br /><br />183.<br />Waitress: Here, four dozen!  That’ll be 11,520 yen.<br />Waitress: Thanks for being of service!<br />Ryoutsu: Oh, was no—thing, hahaha. (to himself): That used up all my New Years pocket money!<br />Nakagawa: Ah, senpai, you’ve already gotten souvenirs?  That’s too fast.<br />Ryoutsu: R…right.  Edoites don’t’ have patience……<br />Nakagawa: Senpai, shouldn’t we slowly head back?  It’s getting crowded.<br />Ryoutsu: I haven’t eaten yet!  You have no patience, Nakagawa!<br />Nakagawa: Can’t you bring a sandwich with?<br />Ryoutsu: Really, what’s the purpose of a dining car…s**t!  And without money on me………<br />Nakagawa: Senpai, please take your time and savor it softly……<br />Ryoutsu: Obviously you don’t plan things one by one!!<br /><br />184.<br />Ryoutsu: Really, I can’t calm down on this……<br />Nakagawa: Ah—<br />Terai: Ah.<br />Ryoutsu: Wh…who did that!?  Which one threw that ball.  Come out, I’ll kill you!!<br />Ryoutsu: Was it you!?  You—<br />Ryoutsu: Since you’re a girl, the period of forgiveness is already over!!  Alright, at this rate, I’ll be patient.  Soon I’ll have fun…<br />Woman: I’m sorry, my child was careless……<br /><br />185.<br />Ryoutsu: Well, it’s your child?  Well, she’s a lively kid…...yep.<br />Ryoutsu: Hahaha…you’re really vigorous………<br />Terai: Ryou-san is nice to women to the end.<br />Nakagawa: Too nice…we don’t see that…<br />Ryoutsu: Hahaha, well, well.<br />Nakagawa: That face……<br />Ryoutsu: Well then, Nakagawa, where are we now?<br />Nakagawa: Since we passed Toyohashi earlier, we’ll be there soon.<br />(TN: Toyohashi is a port city in Aichi, on the train path between Tokyo &amp; Nagoya)<br /><br />186.<br />Salesman: Um—you have choice of caramel, anpan and chocolate.  How about a bento or tea?<br />(TN: Is it just me or does this remind me of “Lone Wolf and Cub”)<br />Ryoutsu: Well then, I’ll have a bento.<br />Salesman: I’m indebted.  That’s 800 ryou.<br />(TN: Ryou is an old Japanese coin)<br />Ryoutsu: 800 Ryou!  Really, today is a day I’m spending a lot…<br />Terai: What’s wrong, Ryou-san…<br />Ryoutsu: Well, pardon me again but I’m going to eat something else.<br />Nakagawa: Ah, right.  I have to make a call home for a moment.<br />Terai: Understood…<br />Terai: Well well, I’m finally alone.  This is relieving………<br /><br />187.<br />Terai: It’s great I’ve come with so many but…I really think it’s better to travel alone…<br />Terai: It’s getting really crowded………<br />Ryoutsu: Ah, sake, it’s sake!!<br />Ryoutsu: Let’s drink sake!  We’ll have a New Years’ party here!<br />Nakagawa: That’s great, let’s go to the bar.<br />Ryoutsu: Hey!  Terai, shouldn’t you sing along with us too?  Give us one.<br />Terai: Calm down a bit, everyone is watching……<br />Ryoutsu: Is there a danger in what I’m saying?  Now, let’s sing, hahahaha.<br />Nakagawa: Yeah yeah, go ahead Terai-san!<br />Terai: (to himself) They’re desperate already……(out loud) This—is a tri—al of the New—Year—Ah~~~there.<br /><br />188.<br />Announcer: We will be arriving in Nagoya soon!<br />Terai: Hey, get up!<br />Nakagawa: Huh!?<br />Nakagawa: Fua—I slept well.<br />Terai: We’re getting lost.<br />Ryoutsu: Even so, it’s so crowded……<br />People: Uwa, kyaa<br />Announcer: We will be departing soon.<br />Terai: Nakagawa, are you alright!?<br />Nakagawa: Yeah.<br /><br />189.<br />Terai: Hey, where’s Ryou-san……?<br />Nakagawa: Wasn’t he with you!?<br />Terai: No, I thought he was with you……<br />Nakagawa: That’s strange…!?<br />Terai: He couldn’t have—<br />Nakagawa: He’s still on the train!?<br />Voice: HAKATA—HAKATA—PLEASE DON’T LEAVE ANYTHING ON THE TRAIN.<br />Conductor: What—where’s Ise Shrine…? That where you’re coming from?  You won’t be getting there even if you pay 10 times the ticket amount.<br />Man: We get oversleepers and idiots from Tokyo…<br />Tooru: Yay, I’m Toudai Tooru!  Welcome, cop-san.<br />(TN: Toudai Tooru is the lead character from 1976-1979 Jump series “Toudai Icchokusen” by Yoshinori Kobayashi)<br />(End of Vol. 2)<br /><br />190.-191.<br />RYOUTSU-SAN: HE’S CLUMSY BUT ISN’T HATABLE!!<br />Singer: Igarashi Yuki<br /><br />	I think what’s called a typical cop has just become a scary person, but--, when I was in grade school, I had an extremely nice cop around me.  There was always a police box within reach of a ten-yen coin’s throw as I came home from school on the roadside.  When I was there, the cop would say “you’re great” and reward me with a caramel.  With their good graces, he seemed greatly popular with the people of the neighborhood.<br />	But the children seemed slightly stupid towards him.  For some reason, they would speak selfishly thinking that he was short and fat, had a stern face, and was bowlegged.<br />	I loved that cop.  He was a kind man and occasionally vague, but he was one I could feel.  Men are said to acquire courage and women love, but in truth he was one which I didn’t know if he was just what I saw.<br />	The cops of the station in front of Kameari Park aren’t like that cop at all (?)  They’re extremely happy and all of them are nice guys.  Somehow Ryoutsu-san has a scary face with his unibrow, and can make a big riot with merely typical clumsiness, but while he stinks of humanity again, I can’t hate him a bit.<br />	That slightly snobby and smart Nakagawa isn’t bad either, but I’ve can rely on him when it comes to it; he’s always a strong man who can protect me; though I yearn for a person like Ryoutsu-san.<br />	Will that sort of man will appear before me like I’ve entered a dream world six years from now…?  Huh, what am I saying!?.......right, right, everyone at the station in front of Kameari Park, forever please do your best to protect the lives of the people of Tokyo energetically.  And please give me greater laughs than you have so far.<br /><br />(TN: Yuki Igarashi, born Yuki Kanda, is a former Japanese singer who became popular at the age of 16 in 1977 (when this volume was released) for the song “6-nen Tattara” (the “6 Years from Now” I mentioned in her little comment referred to it). She released a few other songs and even starred in a porno in 1984!)<br /><br />TN: I'm a bit surprised: when Ryoutsu said last chapter he was spending his first Temple Visit of the year at Ise, I thought he was just showing off...but when he, Nakagawa and Terai actually headed there...well OK, you saw the ending regarding Ryoutsu but still...the fact he actually went through with it shows that there is some continuity in this series.  Maybe not continuity enough that makes it a consistent series, but enough to actually follow up on previous thoughts the next week...on occasion.  There were some really fun moments in this chapter, from Ryoutsu's sneak attempts onto the bullet trains and stuffing the three of them into a bathroom to some of his bizarre game-playing maneuvers and his conversation with the waitress. (who looks like a prototype for...nah, it's too early to worry about &quot;her&quot;)  It's weird though about Ryoutsu: half the time he's a fun loving idiot, the other half he is somewhat of a jerk and what he does gets his just desserts.  Oh...and somehow I liked Terai's short &quot;quiet time&quot;...being one who likes traveling alone too.</summary>
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        <title>[English] [Translation] Kochira Katsushikaku Kameari Kouenmae Hashutsujo 14 by StrangerAtaru</title>
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        <summary type="html">It's New Years, meaning it's time for a new beginning...or in Ryoutsu's case, a new year for problems and chaos to occur! (even when the source isn't around)<br /><br />Chp. 14: A Shooting on New Years<br /><br />139.<br />Caption: 1977: NEW YEARS DAY<br />Banner: MOLESTER PREVENTION REINFORCEMENT MONTH<br />Ryoutsu: Please allow me to be successful this year too!  I please ask you to be just like last year!!<br />Ryoutsu: With that, I’ll have the grace of god this year too!  But that night shift was boring.  S**t.<br /><br />140.<br />Ryoutsu: Shall I watch TV, hm…m.  Konto 55-go was pleasant last night…<br />(TN: “Konto 55-go”, or “Konto #55”, is a comedy duo that has been on TV since 1966 and continues to be on the air to this day)<br />News: Next is news.  Recently, policemen have been driving drunk……there has been a scandal with arrests at Aoto Station.<br />(TN: Aoto Station is referring to a train station in Katsushika…yeah, that’s not going to go well with Ryoutsu)<br />Ryoutsu: The police are human!  They were drinking sake for New Years!  S**t!<br />News: Really, what are policemen doing these days…<br />Ryoutsu: Shut up!  Do you know anything, you deflective mass communication!!<br />News: I have a public order for this………<br />News: For the sake of our country, we should fire those insincere policemen immediately…<br />Ryoutsu: Shut up, shut up on saying that!<br />Ryoutsu: How could you say such a selfish thing!!  You!  If you talk like that, then here’s what I say!<br /><br />141.<br />Totsuka: Keep quiet~~you woke me up, yawn~~<br />Ryoutsu: How long are you going to sleep?  They’re going to bring an end to insincere police, even on New Years.<br />Totsuka: What…?  Today’s a holiday?  Which one?<br />Totsuka: Ah, today is…Sports Day!<br />(TN: Sports Day is a holiday on October 10th)<br />Ryoutsu: Yeesh, you’re really going to live a long life…<br />Youko: Happy New Year!  Is Ryou-san here!?<br />Ryoutsu: What’s going on?  You’ve come early on New Years.  Did something happen!?  Huh?<br />Youko: No, I’ve got your New Years’ food, here!<br />(TN: I mentioned “New Years food” or “Osechi Ryouri” a couple chapters ago)<br /><br />142.<br />Ryoutsu: Isn’t that great: did you make this…I was really hungry!<br />Youko: It was made by my grandma.<br />Youko: She’s really skilled with New Years’ Food!<br />Youko: Huh?<br />Youko: Are you hungry?  Eat it, quickly.<br />Ryoutsu: Nah…this will fill up my stomach quickly…<br />Ryoutsu: Hey, Totsuka, shouldn’t you get changed quickly and make some tea!  You have no taste.<br />Totsuka: Damn, I get it.<br />Ryoutsu: Did you do your first temple visit yet…?<br />(TN: Ryoutsu makes mention here of “First Temple Visit”, also known as “Hatsumoude”, which is a habit of New Years activities.)<br />Youko: From here I’m going with grandma to Katori Shrine, you?<br />(TN: Katori Shrine is the local Shinto shrine in Chiba Prefecture)<br />Ryoutsu: Me……..This year I think I’ll be going with my colleagues of the station.<br />Ryoutsu: That’s because I’m a poor man; the boss isn’t bothered by it.  It’s minor that we head to Ise by bullet train, mufufufu.<br />(TN: Ise is the main shrine dedicated to goddess Amaterasu in Mie Prefecture, one of the most important shrines in Japan)<br />Youko: Sounds fun.  So then, see you, I’ll be by later!<br /><br />143.<br />Ryoutsu: Be careful!!<br />Youko: O—K.<br />Ryoutsu: Wh…what!!<br />Ryoutsu: Hey you!  You’re one of those reckless drivers!!  Get out here, you!!<br /><br />144.<br />American: He—y, I am sorry.  Fukuda sorry!<br />(TN: I really don’t know what the “Fukuda” here is for other than just playing around with “English”, so I’ll leave it as is for the moment)<br />Ryoutsu: Wh…what, a foreigner!?  E…even if you’re foreign, that’s unforgivable!!  Those blue eyes!  How could you be so proud!<br />American: Excuse me, is this the station in front of Kamenari Park!?<br />Ryoutsu: It’s not Kamenari, its Kameari!<br />(TN: Silly note: there is actually a “Kamenari”…but it’s not in Japan, it’s in Montenegro)<br />American: It’s mystic Kameari!  Is Mr. Nakagawa here?  I’m his friend, me.<br />Ryoutsu: Nakagawa?  He said he was going on a New Years ski in Switzerland.<br /><br />145.<br />American: Bad!  That’s very disappointing.  I finally got him a present.<br />Totsuka: He—y, Ryoutsu, here’s your tea.<br />American: Oh!  Japanese tea; very good!<br />Ryoutsu: S**t!  What an impudent guy!!<br />American: The tea is wonderful, it’s full of sweetness.<br />(TN: I think the American was making a weird pun: first he actually says “wandafuru”, which is obviously “Engrish” for “wonderful”.  But then, he goes “ame ga furu”, which is “it’s full of sweetness”; but it really doesn’t translate well)<br />Totsuka: Ryoutsu…what is he?<br />Ryoutsu: I’ll ask now!  Where did you come from?<br />Paul: I’ve come from Honolulu on the mystic Hawaii.  I’m Paul of Honolulu city police.<br />Ryoutsu: Huh—you’re a policeman!?<br />Paul: Yes, with the detectives.<br />Totsuka: There are cops like us even in Hawaii…<br />Ryoutsu: Well then, you said you have a thing you were giving to Nakagawa…<br />Paul: Yes, please give this to Mr. Nakagawa for me.<br /><br />146.<br />Paul: He asked for this since last year……it was very, very slow to get since it’s a custom…<br />Ryoutsu: Wha, isn’t this a gun!!<br />Totsuka: Ah, seems like it!  It’s the same as Kanou’s gun at HQ!!<br />Paul: The same gun?  That’s strange.  The first Japanese to have gotten this custom should have been Mr. Nakagawa.<br />Paul: Perhaps it was the standard Super Blackhawk.  This is a .454 Ultra Blackhawk, further powered up.  It’s a gun that was modified by the famous gun craftsman Dick Castle, who lived in America……Even the magnum bullets aren’t .44 but .454 Wild Cat.<br />(TN: The “Super Blackhawk” is a variety of the Ruger-brand “Blackhawk”, which was a notable gun which came out mostly as a replacement of a similar gun to the Colt and was .44 bullets at the time Smith &amp; Wesson came out with the .44 Magnum in the mid-50s.  The Super Blackhawk variation is heavier and has a tighter grip to deal with the recoil problems typical of .44 bullets…though I can’t say anything about this “Ultra Blackhawk”, which is obviously a custom as said)<br /><br />147.<br />Paul: The big difference from the Super is the caliber and the numbers it loads, you know.  This utilizes a 5-shot-type cylinder with very few shots.  Because of this, this model is a further power up of the .44 Super Blackhawk, which is said to not have a superior among currently marketed guns.  With its thin thickness, it’s no good to have six-shots…………<br />Paul: I use a similar gun for my business too, but…my head’s not in it when I fire at a criminal.  Therefore, that’s all there is……<br />Paul: Well, for just that, its punch is big.  The gunmen who can endure this among the Japanese are Kunimoto Keiichi and Mr. Nakagawa…<br />(TN: Keiichi Kunimoto is actually in reference to a Japanese man who holds a patent on an automatic bullet-supplying mechanism since the early 1950s)<br />Totsuka: Ryoutsu, are you alright!?<br />Paul: Ah.<br /><br />148.<br />Ryoutsu: That…pulled back a bit, just touching the metal……oww.<br />Paul: The trigger is feather touch.  Just touching it will drop the hammer.<br />Paul: You’re really calm.  A normal person would have ripped out their shoulder………<br />Totsuka: We~~ll, he opened a big hole in the wall……<br />Ryoutsu: That’s from holding it……hmm.<br />Ryoutsu: How did you bring that here!?<br />Paul: By airplane of course!<br />Ryoutsu: If you did that, aren’t you in a secret ring!!<br />Paul: It’s natural that I have a gun as police.  Look.<br />Ryoutsu: So then, take that and go home!!  We haven’t seen these!<br /><br />149.<br />Paul: You’re not giving this to Mr. Nakagawa…………I’ve finally come from Hawaii to………<br />Ryoutsu: Shut up!  I have a bad premonition with you here!  Whether you’re from Hawaii or Tahiti, go home at once!<br />Chief: What’s wrong…Ryoutsu!?<br />Ryoutsu: Ah—Chief!  Aren’t you off duty today……<br />Chief: I was coming home from the temple visit.  Hmm?  Who’s the foreigner…..?<br />Paul: Oh!<br />Paul: A Japanese kimono!  Very beautiful!!<br /><br />150.<br />Chief: Ryoutsu, what is he!  That foreigner?<br />Ryoutsu: He’s Nakagawa’s friend, a policeman from Hawaii…<br />Paul: Very nice beautiful girl.  Like Agnes Lum.<br />(TN: In the Japanese original, Paul merely just says “Agnes Lum” for no reason aside to compare probably Hiromi to her.  It felt random so I tried to fix it…then again, isn’t Agnes Lum Hawaiian?)<br />Chief: Oh, an American policeman, yes!<br />Chief: Isn’t he an important visitor that has to do with Japan/US Friendship who has come to inspect Japanese officers!<br />Ryoutsu: Um, well, he is…<br />Paul: Beautiful!  This is a pen.  I’m so fluent, oh—yeah.<br />(TN: Yeah, Paul makes mention of the classic “line” many Japanese say in “English”)<br />Ryoutsu: That guy, he’s caught in the moment.<br />Paul: Oh—mystic sprinkles sliding on me.  Wonderful.<br />Grandma: Ryou-san!  It’s serious, really!<br />Ryoutsu: Oh, what’s wrong Youko-chan?<br /><br />151.<br />Ryoutsu: What, she was touched by a molester!?<br />Grandma: It seemed to have happened at the shrine!<br />Ryoutsu: Nunu!  Does this cute girl remember his face!?  His face!  Alright, I’m coming with her.<br />Ryoutsu: Chief Patroller Ryoutsu is coming to kill the offender!<br />Chief: Ah.<br />Paul: So then, I’ll come with too!<br />Chief: Ah.<br />Chief: The honor of the Japanese police will be destroyed early in the New Year…<br /><br />152.<br />Ryoutsu: Youko-chan will wait patiently here.<br />Ryoutsu: Well, it’s a round-face man who wears glasses!  Tell me if you see him!<br />Paul: OK!<br />Paul: Ah!<br />Ryoutsu: That him!?<br />Paul: Japanese badminton.  Very good.<br />Ryoutsu: You idiot, that’s hagoita, hagoita.<br />(TN: “Hagoita” is a rectangular wooden paddle, usually painted, used usually for the game of “hanetsuki”, particularly on New Years)<br />Ryoutsu: Let’s hurry, he should still be loitering in this area.<br />Paul: OK!<br /><br />153.<br />Paul: Ah.<br />Ryoutsu: That him!?<br />Paul: Japanese gala kites!  Beautiful!<br />Ryoutsu: You~~go back to Hawaii!!  You’re ruining our search!<br />Paul: Ah—it’s him!  It’s him!<br />Ryoutsu: Shut up, be quiet!<br />Paul: It is, it is.  Exactly as I see!<br />Molester: Oh no!  The cops!<br />Ryoutsu: Ah, he’s running.<br />Ryoutsu: Hurry, after……hmm?<br /><br />154.<br />Paul: Hey you, stop!!!<br />Ryoutsu: Oh—no—<br />Woman: Kyaa<br />Ryoutsu: You idiot!  You’ve mistaken this for America, you’re in Japan!<br />Paul: Oh!  Mistake, mistake.<br />Ryoutsu: Nakagawa’s friends aren’t decent guys, s**t!<br />Paul: Ah.<br />Ryoutsu: Wh…what is it!!<br />Paul: Japanese strip show!  Wonderful!<br /><br />155.<br />Ryoutsu: We’re not going there!  You inferior foreigner!!  Are you really a cop?<br />Youko: Ryou-san, here!  He’s here!<br />Ryoutsu: Alright!  A dead end!<br />Ryoutsu: Prepare yourself, you!<br />Ryoutsu: Uoriaaa—<br />Paul: Oh—Japanese judo.<br /><br />156.<br />Ryoutsu: Here!  Hurry, Youko-chan!<br />Youko: Huh!?<br />Ryoutsu: Clear your earlier resentment, go!<br />Youko: B…but……doing that………<br />Ryoutsu: Don’t reserve yourself.  Anyone who lays a hand on you shouldn’t live!  Die!<br />Ryoutsu: Now!  We’ll decide this with go—od aim!<br />Molester: Gyaa—<br />Ryoutsu: Ku—almost.  Alright, once more!<br />Ryoutsu: Ah, damn, it was off by a little bit.<br />Molester: I’m saved……<br /><br />157.<br />Voice: Iyahahahaha, great.<br />Chief: This New Year has become joyous quickly!<br />Chief: Ryoutsu, you’ve really done it with open arms, hahaha.<br />Grandma: Really, Ryou-san, I’ve reconsidered you.<br />Ryoutsu: No, we—ll, it’s natural for police……owow.<br />Youko: Don’t move for a moment!<br /><br />158.<br />Hiromi: Even that foreigner from earlier went home really satisfied.  He seemed so happy.<br />Chief: Now you mention it, didn’t he bring something…?<br />Chief: Well, isn’t this a gun!<br />Ryoutsu: Wh…what, it’s a model gun.  A toy…<br />Chief: Right, it really is.  It seems so real.<br />Ryoutsu: Hey, please don’t turn that here!<br />Chief: Wahahaha, it’s so delightful, Ryoutsu.<br />Ryoutsu: Ah.<br />Hiromi: Uwaa<br />Youko: Kyaa—<br /><br />159.<br />Hiromi: Are you alright, papa?<br />Chief: Owow, somehow……<br />Ryoutsu: Um…I was merely holding on to it……this is all Nakagawa’s fault…but even so, it seems you won’t believe me…hahahaha.<br />Chief: Hey!  Ryoutsu, you—you’re fired—get out of here.<br />Hiromi: Papa, calm down!<br />Chief: Quiet!  Pipe down!  Shut up!  Women shouldn’t interfere!<br /><br />TN: Let me just ask this question: why the heck would Nakagawa not tell Paul that he is out of town?  None of the chaos in this chapter really would have happened if Nakagawa got in contact with Paul, told him &quot;going away to Switzerland for New Years, be back later&quot;, and prevented that long-haired hippie foreigner from dropping off strange guns that get Ryoutsu in trouble!  That sort of bugged me...but other than that, it was actually a fun chapter aside from the stupid technicality of Nakagawa being stupid enough to let someone drop in unannounced for the Kameari station workers.  The running gag of Paul's intrigue of Japanese culture did work (luckily it's his only appearance so at least he had the chance to have this quirk) and, strangely enough, I actually really like the further development of the relationship between Ryoutsu and Youko. (makes me wonder badly why she never really stuck around...)  I sort of didn't mind Hiromi being in it again either but she seemed more to either yell at her dad or be hit on by Paul...but hey, when in cute Japanese dress for New Years, these things happen.</summary>
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		<id>https://mangahelpers.com/t/strangerataru/releases/16795</id>
        <title>[English] [Translation] Kochira Katsushikaku Kameari Kouenmae Hashutsujo 13 by StrangerAtaru</title>
        <updated>2009-10-14T00:11:20+00:00</updated>
        <author>
            <name>StrangerAtaru</name>
            <email>admin@mangahelpers.com</email>
        </author>
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        <summary type="html">Even with all the turmoil and tribulations going on at the end of a year, Ryoutsu needs some time to have a bit of fun.  But of course, when fun combines with what police do for fun, it's only going to lead to more trouble!<br /><br />Chp. 13: Kouken Chiai…<br />(TN: “Kouken chiai” is an expression in kendo which literally stands for “wisdom and love in crossing swords”)<br /><br />114.<br />Officer: We’re a tad early, but that’s fine for training.  Today is the kendo tournament.<br />Officer: Ah!<br />Ryoutsu: Nakagawa, haven’t you found a slightly better way to stop yet?<br />Officer: Hey there.<br />Officer: Are you reckless driving delinquents!?  You’ve really done it with an accident in front of a police station……<br /><br />115.<br />“Glasses”: Chief clerk, they’re not delinquents, they’re officers; your colleagues.<br />Chief Clerk: Seriously……?<br />Ryoutsu: No, really…that idiot Nakagawa is bad at driving…<br />Ryoutsu: Now, let’s go, we don’t have time!<br />Chief Clerk: Hey, hold on a moment!<br />Ryoutsu: Huh!?<br />Chief Clerk: Youngster there!  Is that the uniform of a police officer!?<br />Ryoutsu: We’re in a hurry; we’ll take it easy later.<br />Chief Clerk: You seem short too!  And what’s an officer doing with sandals!<br />Ryoutsu: Mu!  Sh…short…<br />Ryoutsu: It’s none of your business if I’m short or tall, fatso!<br />Chief Clerk: F…Fatso!  You’re speaking that towards a superior…<br /><br />116.<br />Nakagawa: Well, well, let’s hurry.  We don’t have time.<br />Ryoutsu: S**t, what’s so superior!  What swagger!<br />Sign: Customary Year-End Drinking Party Recreation: 19TH ANNUAL OPPOSING KENDO TOURNAMENT MEETING<br />Nakagawa: It hasn’t started yet…<br />Kendoists: Taa--!!  Tou!  Orya—<br /><br />117.<br />Ryoutsu: This is strange: it seems there are few in number but……<br />Voice: Hey, Ryoutsu!<br />Chief: You’ve come so early that you came in during all the screaming.  Nah, that’s fine.<br />Chief’s Banner: OOHARA/OOWARA<br />Ryoutsu: Ah, chief!<br />Ryoutsu: This is early…isn’t it from 4?<br />Chief: It is, but it’s still 3 now.  You have an hour.<br />Ryoutsu: Hey Nakagawa!<br />Nakagawa: Well it seems past that on my watch.<br />Ryoutsu: You bought a cheap one, it’s cheap.<br />Nakagawa: That’s strange; it was four-hundred thousand yen…yeesh!<br />Chief: Ryoutsu!  Change your clothes, we’ll do this together.<br />Ryoutsu: Right.<br /><br />118.<br />Nakagawa: Huh?  Senpai, aren’t you changing?<br />Ryoutsu: Don’t be kidding!  I’m not doing that irritating practice!<br />Nakagawa: It’s to your advantage in a match in doing practice.<br />Ryoutsu: Shut up: if I said I’m not, I’m not!<br />Cop 1: We’ve got a lot of people watching us this year.<br />Cop 2: The policewomen from the traffic department came too.<br />Nakagawa: Weren’t you going to be absent from this?<br /><br />119.<br />Ryoutsu: What are you saying?  Did I say that somewhere!?<br />Ryoutsu: With my physique, I’ll be giving my all, wahahaha.  You should come quickly too!<br />Ryoutsu: Here I come~~<br />Nakagawa: That terrible change in fighting spirit makes him a terrifying man.<br />Ryoutsu: Ooh, here I come, here I come.<br />Kendoists: Taa—urya<br />Ryoutsu: Well, I’ll look for a good place.<br />Nakagawa: Senpai, let’s practice.<br />Ryoutsu: Right.<br /><br />120.<br />Ryoutsu: Wh…what’s with that protector…?<br />Nakagawa: I got this design from Miyake Sansei.  Does it work for today’s tournament!?<br />(TN: Can’t really find who “Miyakei Sansei” is but somehow they do exist)<br />Nakagawa: Please don’t attack my mask or torso.  Since I don’t want to damage them, go for my forearm……<br />Ryoutsu: How is that practice?<br />Nakagawa: So come at me~~let’s do this.<br />Ryoutsu: Alright.<br /><br />121.<br />Ryoutsu: Doa!!<br />Ryoutsu: Hey!  Do it more to the right, the right!<br />Nakagawa: Why?<br />Ryoutsu: The policewomen are watching.  You’re going to lose on purpose!<br />Nakagawa: But that’s!<br />Ryoutsu: How about we switch on night shift?  Got it?  Do this fine.<br />Nakagawa: If you want that!<br />Ryoutsu: Oryataa—<br />Nakagawa: Ow—<br /><br />122.<br />Ryoutsu: I’ve got it!  I’ll continue with one more!<br />Nakagawa: Senpai, are you alright……you dived into there.<br />Ryoutsu: Oww, I just didn’t use my spirit.<br />Terai: Ryou-san, a woman was cheering!<br />Ryoutsu: What, really?  Mhmm.<br />Ryoutsu: So then, I’ll greet them a bit.<br /><br />123.<br />Ryoutsu: So then, thanks.  I’m Ryoutsu.  In this busy place, you’ve specially………<br />Old Woman: What’s that, Ryou-san?  Well, how formal.<br />Ryoutsu: What, the woman was an old lady?  That’s disappointing.<br />Old Woman: You shouldn’t speak so dissatisfied.   I’ve finally come to see this.  Youko’s over there too.<br />Youko: I’ve brought the girls of the class to cheer too.  Show us some good stuff, Ryo-san.<br />Ryoutsu: Alright, leave that to me!  Hahaha.<br />Youko: Ryou-san took out four people in last year’s tournament.<br />Ryoutsu: Not really, my opponents were so weak, they were!<br />Ryoutsu: The Eastern Side will fall this year too…<br />(TN: Ryoutsu is probably speaking of the “east side” of the opponents in the tourney)<br />Youko: …!!<br /><br />124.<br />Kendoist: Uwa<br />Ryoutsu: Ow.<br />Ryoutsu: You, how could~~N!?<br />Ryoutsu: Ahahaha, it’s great you’re so energetic, fine, fine.<br />Kendoist: ……thanks.<br />Youko: You don’t care, Ryou-san?<br />Ryoutsu: Well this style of martial arts called kendo is a sport that involves forging your state of mind and maintaining a steady heart that doesn’t get disturbed even a bit.<br />Ryoutsu: To become like me is to do for the people…<br />Kendoist: Ah, um, sorry.  I did it again.<br />Youko: Ryo-san, hold on!<br /><br />125.<br />Ryoutsu: You thankfully don’t seem to have a foundation.  I’ll teach you a bit of this.  So then, Youko-chan, I’ll see you later.<br />Youko: Well, good luck in the match!<br />Girl: Heh—these policemen have heavy hearts.<br />Youko: Of course: they’re people who do for the people.<br />Kendoist: Th…that’s my foundation?<br />Ryoutsu: Chief!  What’s wrong!  You look bad.  You were exited until earlier.<br />Chief: Well, my daughter has come on a field trip.<br />Ryoutsu: Huh, with her girl’s university?<br />Chief: That’s her.  But you don’t know…Ryoutsu.<br /><br />126.<br />Chief: She’s come with a man, a man!<br />Ryoutsu: Wh…what!  A man!<br />Chief: Until this year, I’ve raised her to not go after weirdoes and to bring her own table salt, but<br />Ryoutsu: S**t~~<br />Chief: So can I ask you a favor…<br />Daughter: Where’s my papa?  I’ve been looking for him since earlier but…?<br />Kendoists: Taaa<br />Ryoutsu: That’s him, chief!  As you’ve set up.<br />Chief: OK, do it.<br />Man: Uwa<br /><br />127.<br />Chief: No, I’m sorry, sorry.  Does it hurt?  It does seem like it hurts.<br />Daugther: So, are you alright, do you mind that!?<br />Man: Ha…haha, with Hiromi-san by my side, I can take 10 or 20.<br />Hiromi: Well.<br />Ryoutsu: She didn’t care; though it was done by you.<br />Chief: It’s because I’m wearing the mask, but………<br />Chief: Haven’t they gotten along better than earlier?<br />Ryoutsu: Wh…what?  S**t, that lecher!<br />Ryoutsu: I was lax now.  Alright, please hold on a bit!<br />Ryoutsu: Alright, thanks for waiting……<br />Chief: N!?<br />Chief: What are you hiding?  Hold on…<br />Chief: You dummy!  Don’t take that out!!<br />Ryoutsu: But this can end it now.<br /><br />128.<br />Chief: Let’s do that again.  Apply force to me.<br />Ryoutsu: I’ll increase it this time.<br />Hiromi: Are you really not hurt?<br />Man: It doesn’t anymore in that way.<br />Kendoists: Taa yaa.<br />Man: But…I’m in a bad mood again.<br />Ryoutsu: Chief, I’ll do it soon.<br />Chief: No, not yet, not yet.<br />Chief: There’s an opening with her turning to the side………N!?<br />Chief: Now, Ryoutsu!<br />Ryoutsu: Alright!<br />Man: Ugyaaaaa……<br /><br />129.<br />Man: Ugyaaaa<br />Chief: Well, I’m sorry.  I was finally entering the heat of practice…I didn’t notice that there was people there.<br />Ryoutsu: I really didn’t notice him either.<br />Chief: Here’s my greatest despair!<br />Ryoutsu: Right, I’ll put in all of my strength!<br />Man: Save me—they’ll kill me.<br />Hiromi: Kobayashi-san!!<br /><br />130.<br />Old Man: Gentlemen!  Um—now we’ll be holding our 19th annual Year-End Kendo Tournament!  Each of you will return to your prescribed place and further will recuperate at the end of your matches.  We will be holding our yearly customary year-end tournament in this dojo.<br />Ryoutsu: That was good timing, chief!<br />Chief: This will refresh our chests for a bit, right!<br />Proctor: Start.<br />Kendoist: Taa—<br />Nakagawa: Tou!<br /><br />131.<br />Kendoists: Taa—Doryaa—<br />Ryoutsu: Our Eastern Side’s falling down flat…<br />Terai: They are…<br />Voice: Win, Western Side!<br />Voice: Eastern Side: Officer Terai, patroller.<br />Ryoutsu: Hit them without reserve.<br />Ryoutsu: The guy who’s winning them all over there is…um.<br />Ryoutsu: 5th Rank Assistant Inspector Iwata of the Security Department……Hm—mm<br />Ryoutsu: We won’t be able to stop him……<br />Terai: It’s your turn, Ryou-san…<br />Ryoutsu: N, what?  Terai, shouldn’t you go to your match quickly?<br />Terai: I lost.<br />Ryoutsu: What!?<br /><br />132.<br />Ryoutsu: Really, all of you are slobs.<br />Proctor: Eastern Side: Head Patrol-Officer Ryoutsu, No. 1 of Patrollers.<br />Iwata: Ah, its sandal-man from earlier!<br />Ryoutsu: Ah, fatty!  You’re the guy that’s making fools of our Eastern Side!?<br />Ryoutsu: Perfect: I can get back at you and finish off my debt from earlier!<br />Iwata: What!  Don’t go babbling!<br />Youko: You can do this, Ryou-san—<br />Ryoutsu: Well, leave it to me.<br />Officers: Chief Clerk Iwata, this’ll be your 4th.<br />Iwata: I’ll knock him down immediately.<br /><br />133.<br />Proctor: Begin—<br />Ryoutsu: This guy is set up in a high position…s**t, he’s underrating me.<br />Ryoutsu: I’ll attack him here.  Taa<br />Ryoutsu: Uh.<br />Ryoutsu: Uooryaa~~<br />Iwata: Deyaa Toryaa, Oryaa<br />Iwata: D…damn. (internal) What is this stupid strength!<br />Ryoutsu: Don’t ride that rhythm!  You fattie!<br /><br />134.<br />Iwata: Ata!!<br />Ryoutsu: Um, I’m sorry.  You’ve got a bit of skill…S**t.<br />Iwata: If he’s going crazy, then fi—ne!<br />Proctor: Begin—<br />Iwata: Taaa—<br />Ryoutsu: Uwa<br /><br />135.<br />Iwata: Um, sorry.  Your leg slipped a bit.<br />Ryoutsu: S…s**t!<br />Proctor: Um, both sides.  Return to the center.<br />Proctor: Begin—<br />Iwata: Uwa<br />Ryoutsu: Doryaa—<br />Everyone: Ah!<br />Ryoutsu: Sorry, sorry, your body slipped a bit!<br /><br />136.<br />Iwata: No, what happened happened.<br />Iwata: Oryaaa!!<br />Iwata: Men!<br />(TN: “Men” is a cry usually when an opponent strikes a mask in kendo)<br />Iwata: Huh?  That was thoughtless……that wasn’t a shinai.<br />(TN: Shinai = bamboo stick used in kendo)<br />Ryoutsu: You—<br />Ryoutsu: So then, shouldn’t we do this to the end!<br />Iwata: Guwa<br />Board: FILL YOUR HEART WITH ENERGY<br />Youko: Grandma.<br />Old Woman: Ryou-san’s bad habits have emerged again……!<br />Ryoutsu: S**t!  He’s!!<br />Iwata: What?<br /><br />137.<br />Ryoutsu: Guwaa, you—die—<br />Old Man: ……………………..<br />Iwata: You beast, what are you doing, guwa.<br />Ryoutsu: You.<br />Ryoutsu: Ye…yes~~I did it!  Ryou-san of the Eastern Side Won, victory for the Eastern Side!!  Look, chief.<br />Chief: Gather your things quickly!  I’m hiding at my uncle’s in Hokkaido!!<br /><br />TN: Is it just me or is this really about the third-straight chapter based around this one period near the end of the year (which assumably is still 1976...and of course there is the factor of the sukiyaki chapter also taking place then).  While I do like all the festive chapters we've been getting, I guess I sort of want a bit of time movement with pretty much everything since the Christmas chapter occurring around the same week.  As for the chapter itself, for some reason I loved a lot of the interaction with Ryoutsu and the characters that we know of, including Nakagawa, the chief, Youko and her granny, Hiromi (about time the chief's daughter has a name) and even that one short encounter with Terai.  The kendo stuff worked in it's element, particularly the part where Ryoutsu and the chief schemed to get rid of Hiromi's boyfriend, but somehow the last match with the Chief Clerk Iwata sort of was rather confusing except where it got violent at the end. (typical Ryoutsu behavior but of course we expect that by now)  I think the chapter was probably saved, though, by the characters we knew over the characters we didn't.</summary>
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		<id>https://mangahelpers.com/t/strangerataru/releases/16708</id>
        <title>[English] [Translation] Kochira Katsushikaku Kameari Kouenmae Hashutsujo 12 by StrangerAtaru</title>
        <updated>2009-10-10T12:53:22+00:00</updated>
        <author>
            <name>StrangerAtaru</name>
            <email>admin@mangahelpers.com</email>
        </author>
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        <summary type="html">Everything pulled by Ryoutsu and the cops of Kameari doesn't quite go unnoticed.  Unfortunately, many seem to see what's going on there...but what if the many...isn't quite as many as you think?<br /><br />Chp. 12: A Mystery Man…<br /><br />88.<br />Ryoutsu: Er…grumble grumble.<br />(TN: The “grumbling” is based on “munyamunya”, onomatopoeia for “talking in sleep”)<br />Ryoutsu: Yes…hello…this is…<br />Ryoutsu: Bya!!<br />Ryoutsu: Buwa!!  Wh…what—<br /><br />89.<br />Ryoutsu: Ah, right…!!<br />Ryoutsu: Chief and the others are coming back from patrol at 2.  A~~ah, I slept well.<br />Ryoutsu: I drank a bit too much at the dorm’s year-end party last night…it was until dawn this morning.<br />Ryoutsu: Phew—<br />Ryoutsu: Yet even so, the young ones these days really drink well…well, not as well as me…<br /><br />90.<br />Ryoutsu: Well, I did have umewari liquor with the old man since grade school………I even went to school with a hangover……<br />(TN: “Umewari” is an alcoholic drink combining hot shochu [a clear liquor made from sweet potatoes, rice and buckwheat] with umeboshi [pickled Japanese apricot], usually a delicacy of men in their 40s and 50s)<br />Ryoutsu: Well it’s because I’m hardcore that I can rival these youngsters……<br />Ryoutsu: Heh.<br /><br />91.<br />Ryoutsu: You’ve been staring inside since earlier, but do you have some business?<br />“Beard”: No, I don’t have, what you say, business…<br />“Beard”: With how you were reading manga, I thought this was an unusual police box…<br />Ryoutsu: Is a cop breaking the law for reading manga!?<br />“Beard”: They are not, however…<br />“Beard”: On the other hand, there should be one person keeping watch outside usually…<br />Ryoutsu: It would be big help to have a guard!<br />Ryoutsu: You don’t have a r-i-g-h-t to say that!  So then what is it?  Do you have fault with the police administration!  Huh!?<br /><br />92.<br />“Jacket”: What are you saying!  In that way…<br />“Beard”: Well well, Kakuta-san, it’s fine, it’s fine.<br />“Beard”: Pardon us.  Well, thanks. <br />Ryoutsu: What’s with that old man.  He doesn’t know etiquette!<br />Kakuta: He’s that policeman from the rumors.<br />“Beard”: Yes……..<br />Ryoutsu: A-ah, the chief is late.  I’ve finally gotten up to wait for him and yet…s**t.<br />Ryoutsu: I’ll do my forecast for New Year’s Gold Cups.<br />(TN: The “Gold Cup” is a classification of a group of Level 1 Horse Races in Japan and certain parts of the world)<br /><br />93.<br />Ryoutsu: I brilliantly hit the mark in the last Nakayama Daishougai~~And seven of the special tickets are mine at HQ.  As expected of Ryou-san, the Devil Gambler.<br />(TN: The “Nakayama Daishougai is a Grade-1 Steeplechase race held at Nakayama in late December, held since 1934)<br />Chief: Hm?  What’s with the bandana, Ryoutsu…?<br />Ryoutsu: Wel…since there isn’t that much left this year, I was going to give myself my greatest yell so I can endeavor at my duty.<br />Chief: Right, well, well done, well done.<br />Chief: So what does “Prayer for Certain Victory” mean?<br />Ryoutsu: Well…I thought that I would take the first “Police Sergeant Promotion Exam” next year…it’s a good-luck charm……<br /><br />94.<br />Chief: Well, you’re taking the promotion exam?<br />Ryoutsu: Well, I’m gradually am gaining the merit in name…so I’ll succeed next year.<br />Chief: If Ryoutsu passes and is the same grade as me, then I’ll be losing faith in HQ…<br />Ryoutsu: Huh!?  Was that something, chief…?<br />Chief: N…no.  Well, good luck on that, hahaha…(to himself) I think it’s useless but…<br />Chief: While I’m at it, was there something unusual, hmm?<br />Ryoutsu: No, nothing……<br />Ryoutsu: Ah, now to mention it…!<br />Ryoutsu: A weird old man was qui—etly staring into the station………I got a really bad impression from him.<br />Chief: What!?  He was looking inside, hm—mm……<br /><br />95.<br />Terai: Chief!  Perhaps he’s with that new violent far-left group.<br />Terai: Their plan is to bring peace by purposely using the elderly…<br />Chief: Hmm, I hadn’t thought of that…<br />“Monk”: Pardon for what I’m doing!<br />Ryoutsu: What is it, Fuutaro, are you a spy too!?<br />Terai: No, that’s a mendicant monk, Ryou-san!<br />(TN: A “mendicant monk”, also known as a “Takuhatsubou”, is a Buddhist monk (commonly in Japan) who travels and offers prayers and sutras for money and food for their survival)<br />“Monk”: Ah, ow ow.<br />Chief: What is it, old man?  We don’t have food or money to give you at this station.<br />“Monk”: Those are strict words from you.  So this person I suppose is the sergeant from your appearance.<br /><br />96.<br />Chief: Of course but……why?<br />“Monk”: I thought so.  Well, thanks.  Pardon my discourtesy.<br />Ryoutsu: What was that……?<br />Terai: Well, what was that, chief?<br />Chief: I don’t know…<br />Ryoutsu: So then, I’ll get food, chief.<br />Ryoutsu: U—m, I’ll get a large serving of curry nanban delivered……what do you want chief?<br />(TN: “Curry Nanban” is in reference to “Curry Nanban Udon”, an udon soup with a hot curry sauce)<br />Chief: I’ll have the Okame Udon……<br />(TN: “Okame udon” is an udon with fishcake in it)<br />Terai: I’ll have the tempura soba……<br />(TN: “Tempura Soba” is soba with a tempura-fried item, usually shrimp, on top)<br />Ryoutsu: Tempura soba…..and okame udon…huh!?  Chief, don’t you always have tendon?<br />(TN: “tendon” is a bowl of rice with a piece of seafood, usually fried like a tempura-fried shrimp, on top)<br />Terai: Shh, the chief has bought a New Year’s kimono for his daughter, so he’s having financial problems currently……<br /><br />97.<br />Ryoutsu: I can’t comprehend those who want to cut their own meals to buy clothing for their daughter!<br />Ryoutsu: Hey, ask him Terai!<br />Terai: Got it.<br />Ryoutsu: But even the chief is lovable.  He really is a father.<br />Ryoutsu: I guess you can’t judge a book by its cover.<br />Ryoutsu: Just looking at his face, he really seems like a brutal criminal.<br />Chief: Ryoutsu, since only you are particularly on an eternal New Year’s Break, then it’s better that you don’t come in anymore.<br />Ryoutsu: What staggering sarcasm!<br /><br />98.<br />Terai: I’m going………<br />Terai: I’ll be late since it’ll be crowded now……<br />“Delivery”: Hey, sorry to keep you waiting---!<br />Ryoutsu: Weren’t you terribly fast!?<br />“Delivery”: We profit on our speed.<br />Ryoutsu: Huh?  Haven’t I seen your face?<br />“Delivery”: Hey, I just came in.<br />Ryoutsu: Hehehe, this is great for when it’s cold.<br />“Visitor”: I want to ask for some directions but……<br /><br />99.<br />Ryoutsu: What is it, people are finally eating!<br />Ryoutsu: If you want directions, then look on this map above!  Look for yourself!<br />Ryoutsu: Really, I’ve had enough……<br />“Visitor”: Um………<br />“Visitor”: I don’t have my glasses so I can’t see it well.<br />Ryoutsu: S**t.<br />Ryoutsu: Here, look closely with this.<br />Ryoutsu: Chi, I can’t even settle to eat.<br />“Visitor”: Um………<br /><br />100.<br />Ryoutsu: Y…you’re~~~<br />“Visitor”: No, I can’t see well….with this…<br />Ryoutsu: Here!  Look closely and find it!<br />Ryoutsu: S**t, can’t I even take a bite yet?<br />Ryoutsu: There, now it’ll be fine………<br />“Visitor”: Ah……there.<br />“Visitor’: Thank you very much for the binoculars……<br />Ryoutsu: Ah.<br /><br />101.<br />Ryoutsu: You~~do you resent me?<br />“Visitor”: N…no…<br />Ryoutsu: You go back immediately too!<br />Terai: What was that, Ryou-san, haven’t you eaten yet?<br />Ryoutsu: What jokesters.<br />Terai: Huh~~you’re putting in something else?<br />Ryoutsu: Don’t joke with me; regardless of the strength of my teeth, how can I eat that?<br /><br />102.<br />Ryoutsu: S**t, I can’t eat this anymore!<br />Ryoutsu: How about having some soba?<br />Cart: RAMEN<br />“Ramen Seller”: Um—I’m doing morning service now!<br />Ryoutsu: Didn’t I hear you were “Oraga Ramen”!?<br />(TN: “Oraga Ramen” may actually be in reference (aside from this cart) as a ramen shop in Shinbashi, Minato ward)<br /><br />103.<br />Ryoutsu: Somehow you really have great timing.<br />“Ramen Seller”: Well thanks, sir.<br />Ryoutsu: However, how could you be selling it so early?<br />“Ramen Seller”: Well I prefer this, it’s great even without the profits.<br />Ryoutsu: This is a unique soba shop.<br />“Ramen Seller”: While we’re at it, you’re not in a good condition recently, cop-san.<br />Ryoutsu: Of course.  Well, it’s because my boss is the national flag, I can’t wave at that…….Since policemen have public-service pay, it’s a bit better than other public workers.<br />“Ramen Seller”: You also get a bonus as proper.  What will you use it on?<br />Ryoutsu: Don’t be ridiculous; I’ve mostly used that up……hahahaha.  Half I have to repay the money I borrowed from my colleagues……the rest I used on cabarets, mah-jongg and horse racing until I was broke<br />Chief: Hey, Ryoutsu.<br /><br />104.<br />Ryoutsu: ?  What is it……?<br />Chief: You shouldn’t be chatting on about that to the civilians.  You have to have much more pride as a policeman…<br />Chief: You shouldn’t be selling in front of the station either.<br />“Ramen Seller”: But is there a law that I can’t do this here…?<br />Chief: This isn’t a law argument, I’m bothered by the bother you’re making!!<br />Man: Hey, is he finally going?<br />Kakuta: Right.<br />Kakuta: Hey, oldie!  Who informed you that you could sell here?<br />Man: Yeah, aren’t you brave.<br /><br />105.<br />Kakuta: Shall we take you over there for a bit, oldie?<br />“Ramen Seller”: Aa-h, cop-san, kill them and save me—<br />Ryoutsu: Chief!!<br />Chief: Right.<br />Chief: Hey, hold on a moment!!<br />Kakuta: What is it, business!?<br />Chief: It’s absolutely unforgivable to perform violent conduct in front of officers!  Let him go!<br />Kakuta: Heh, the policeman is scared, shall we take a walk!<br />Chief: What!<br />Chief: That’s as far as you all go!<br /><br />106.<br />Kakuta: What are you doing, you—<br />Kakuta: Ah<br />Chief: Uwa<br />Ryoutsu: Chief!<br />Kakuta: Heh, he’s no more than a mouth!<br />Man: You’ve really beaten him up…<br />“Ramen Seller”: Yeah.<br />Kakuta: Now, come with us.<br />Ryoutsu: Hold on.<br />Kakuta: Mu, you going to stop us again?<br />Ryoutsu: Right!  I’ve decided to do that.  The honor of the station won’t let this pass!<br />Kakuta: Well, that much might is good.<br /><br />107.<br />Ryoutsu: Well boy, I’m an Edoite!<br />Ryoutsu: Uh!<br />Kakuta: There aren’t any stronger people in society than us.  Any opponent, any big or powerful man, will be going to that workd with just a pull of the finger.  Well, do you want to have a gunfight in this town?<br />Ryoutsu: S**t.<br />Kakuta: So then, if you don’t have a gun you can use, then shut your muzzle and paint yourself yellow, hahahaha.<br />Kakuta: Ow!<br />Ryoutsu: Ryoutsu-style Capture Technique!<br /><br />108.<br />Kakuta: Oh no, a patrol car!<br />Ryoutsu: Hold on—you can’t run!!<br />Ryoutsu: Uh.<br />Ryoutsu: Damn that—<br />Ryoutsu: Did…did you capture them!?<br />Cop: We’ve got them now.<br /><br />109.<br />Ryoutsu: Chief, are you alright?<br />Chief: I’m old too.  My grappling techniques were no good, I can say, owow……<br />Chief: I won’t be screaming even a bit in juukendou tomorrow…<br />(TN: “Juukendou” is a Japanese martial art in fighting with bayonettes, semi-modified from regular kendo)<br />Ryoutsu: Now you mention it, today’s been a strange day.<br />Chief: Ryoutsu, I heard this from the guys in the patrol car now, but the chief of District HQ has been coming around to check on work conditions “in secret”.  It’s secret intelligence.<br />Chief: Further, he seems to use many elaborate disguises so he won’t be known.  He’s called “the overdoing chief”.  There seems to be many places that are scolded when they’re discovered to be truant.<br />Chief: At any rate, they seem to be coming here soon.  We’re lucky!  How’s this: I ask you to act serious for just two or three days.<br />Ryoutsu: Got it, Chief.<br />Chief: If you can do that, our station will be HQ’s best model station, mufufu.<br />Ryoutsu: We can celebrate that, chief!<br />“Ramen Seller”: Pardon me.<br />Ryoutsu: Ah, the old ramen seller!!<br /><br />110.<br />Ryoutsu: S**t,  you left without thanks though we saved you!  You~~<br />Kakuta: Hey, won’t you stop!<br />Ryoutsu: Ah, you’re that yakuza from earlier.<br />Kakuta: You’re not hurt are you, retired man?<br />“Ramen Seller”: No.<br />Ryoutsu: All of you were a group!?  S**t~~<br />Ryoutsu: I can’t forgive you anymore for the banter you’ve done!<br />Man: Quit that.  Do you know who this is here!!<br />Ryoutsu: Who that is?  Isn’t that merely the old ramen seller!?  F**king oldie.<br />Man: What are you saying…!<br />“Ramen Seller”: Well well, Sukeyama-san.<br /><br />111.<br />“Ramen Seller”: Sometimes I’m a manager of a soba shop…sometimes……<br />“Monk”: I’m a white haired mendicant monk!<br />Ryoutsu &amp; Chief: Ah.<br />“Man”: And sometimes again, I am a one-eyed driver!  And sometimes again…..I’m an attendant at Kameari Station…...And sometimes I’m the Editor-in-Chief at Shonen Jump.  I’m the dreaded man with seven faces!!<br />(TN: Silly comment here: at the time of this publication, the Editor-in-Chief at Jump was Yuusuke Nakano…which BTW, he looks nothing like.  Oh, another aside: Nakano was also the first editor-in-chief at Weekly Young Jump in 1979)<br />Ryoutsu: Wh…what exactly are you……?<br />Kakuta: You should relax……<br />Kakuta: His true identity is…<br /><br />112.<br />Kakuta: The rear-superintendent commissioner of HQ!<br />Sugeyama: Mito Mitsuo: The chief of 9th District!!<br />Signs:<br />Right: KAKUTA: ASSISTANT INSPECTOR<br />Center: MITO: DISTRICT CHIEF<br />Left: SUKEYAMA: ASSISTANT INSPECTOR<br />Ryoutsu &amp; Chief: Huh—<br />Ryoutsu: We were all drawn into this!<br />Chief: I realized it, but that idiot…no, Ryoutsu acted impolite……<br />Mito: There’s no excusing the point of your justice sense, but speaking flattery about the work condition at this station……0 points.<br />Ryoutsu: You have expensive shoes as I expected, chief~~<br />Kakuta: He gets 100 points for brown-nosing……<br /><br />TN: This chapter just drove me nuts.  Pure and simple: whether it was all the weird references going on (from the priest that visited to all the various noodles that Ryoutsu, the chief and Terai bought to the horse racing terminology) to some of the storyline that seemed to go on too long. (the yakuza threatening &quot;the ramen man&quot;, particularly since later it is revealed to be a set-up)  But putting those aside, for the most part (except the yakuza part), it was a fun chapter.  Seeing Ryoutsu and the Chief get boggled down by the District inspector was fun, considering that you could see something was up with someone who looked similar to the first man appearing every few pages.  Somehow I sort of wished we had Totsuka or Nakagawa there in order to make things even more chaotic...but I think Ryoutsu and the chief did enough to make a lot of trouble between and for themselves. (besides, Terai was a legitimate straight man so him being there balanced the goofball and the tightwad)</summary>
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        <title>[English] [Translation] Kochira Katsushikaku Kameari Kouenmae Hashutsujo 11 by StrangerAtaru</title>
        <updated>2009-10-07T22:25:27+00:00</updated>
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            <name>StrangerAtaru</name>
            <email>admin@mangahelpers.com</email>
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        <summary type="html">At a time of year where everyone is off but him, Ryoutsu always tries to find ways to make the best of the time he has...even if it's not always in what he should be doing!<br /><br />Chp. 11: Youko-chan of the Tobacco Shop…<br /><br />67.<br />Chief: Terai!  Help me move the rocker.<br />Terai: OK.<br />Chief: There, a bit more to the front…<br />Chief: Huh……?<br />Chief: What’s this?  Doing…..here.<br />Chief: The latest stable news advised from a pro so you can truly win at horse racing.  A new book on how to write love letters…with this you can clearly get the girl.<br />Chief: Hey!  Are these your books?<br />Terai: Do…don’t be ridiculous, it’s not.<br /><br />68.<br />Chief: You thought those things wouldn’t be found by me………and this bundle…?<br />Chief: What?<br />Chief: There was a pistol hidden there……..What exactly is with you!!<br />Terai: I…didn’t do it!!<br />Chief: The pistol is a standard Smith &amp; Wesson, which are few in number for police…<br />Chief: No. 2345678…I recognize that number……this really is………<br />Chief: !  It’s his pistol!!<br />Chief: Ryoutsu!!  Where’s Ryoutsu!?<br />Totsuka: He’s getting water outside.<br /><br />69.<br />Ryoutsu: He—llo!! Please give me cigarettes, mi-ss!  Today is a Su—nday—that I’m off…<br />Chief: Hey, Ryoutsu, come here a moment!<br />Ryoutsu: What is it?  He’s really yelling.<br />Ryoutsu: What is it, Chief?  Got something to do?<br />Chief: Is this gun yours!?  Huh, Ryoutsu?<br />Ryoutsu: Ah, that’s.  So that’s where I hid it?<br />Chief: What were you equipped with since you didn’t have your gun?  So show me.<br /><br />70.<br />Chief: Wh…..what is this gun?<br />Ryoutsu: Well, actually, that was instead of the pistol I broke…<br />Chief: You shouldn’t have obtained a pistol so simply instead!!  Where did you obtain it!?<br />Ryoutsu: Uh, well…from Nakagawa.<br />Chief: What happened with Nakagawa?<br />Ryoutsu: When I told Nakagawa that I broke my old one, he got that.  It’s a bargain with precise hitting………<br />Chief: Where’s Nakagawa!?<br />Terai: Didn’t he say he was throwing away trash earlier!?<br />Girl: Well, you want to drive with us?  Really!?<br />Nakagawa: Since we’re free of one-way traffic and speed limits with a patrol car, I surely can with that this feeling of virtue……<br /><br />71.<br />Nakagawa: Oh, Chief, have you straightened things up inside?<br />Chief: Come with me for a moment!!<br />Nakagawa: Take it easy until later, I’m a bit busy.<br />Nakagawa: Wh…what is it!?  Chief!!<br />Chief: It’s about a gun!<br />Chief: Did you really give this gun to Ryoutsu!?<br />Nakagawa: Yes…..I thought it would be dangerous to be unarmed in our insecure times…he was extremely pleased with it…<br />Chief: Where did you get it!?<br />Nakagawa: I bought it when I was in New York.  It was a cheap item………<br />Chief: Ca…can this be used by a policeman…the future of the national police is dark……<br />Nakagawa: The Japanese can buy these as a souvenir at a gun shop…<br /><br />72.<br />Chief: Ah…ah, my blood pressure, my blood pressure…<br />Terai: Chief, are you alright?  You have to calm.<br />Nakagawa: Did I do something wrong?<br />Terai: Please rest here for a moment.  You work too much, chief……<br />Ryoutsu: What’s wrong with the chief?  Did he eat something bad?<br />Terai: You’re the reason.  You poison his air………<br />Totsuka: He—y, Ryoutsu!!  Throw out this trash.<br />Ryoutsu: Why do I have to go?<br />Totsuka: You seem to have the freest time……<br />Ryoutsu: Damn, that’s because I don’t like these big clean-ups, really.<br />Sign: WINTER TRAFFIC SAFETY<br /><br />73.<br />Ryoutsu: I haven’t cleaned my place yet………I haven’t even bought my Osechi yet………Though I’m busy with this, what’s with this clean-up of the station…<br />(TN: “New Years food”, also known as “osechi” as it was referred to here, are the traditional food of Japanese New years since the Heian era.  These include various foods such as “daidai”, a Japanese bitter orange, many fish dishes such as “datemaki” (omlette with fish paste or shrimp), “kamaboko” (broiled fish paste) and “tai” (red sea bream), and particular symbolic food such as “kuromame” (black soy beans) for “health” or “konbu” (seaweed) for “joy”)<br />Ryoutsu: I’ll take it easy a bit here!<br />Ryoutsu: No, I’m afraid they’ll find me here!<br />Ryoutsu: I’ll hide in tis place.<br />Ryoutsu: Don’t look here!  Play over there.  Shoo, shoo.<br /><br />74.<br />Ryoutsu: Right, society.  They’ve completed their work already.  We’re the ones who are working around this time.<br />Ryoutsu: Though the other civil servants are off, we alone must work this.<br />Ryoutsu: Ow!<br />Boy: Cop-san, throw me the ball—<br />Ryoutsu: S**t, no apology either.<br />Ryoutsu: Take this—<br />Boy 1: Waa—<br />Boy 2: Uwa<br /><br />75.<br />Ryoutsu: Well, that shocked them!  Hehehe…<br />Boy 1: You were great with that ball now, cop-san.<br />Boy 2: Are you really into baseball?  You’re an ace.<br />Ryoutsu: Of…of course.  You get it.  I really am……muhuhuhu<br />Boy 1: Hey, be our pitcher, cop-san.<br />Boy 2: Its fine if you do, hurry!<br />Ryoutsu: I’m weak.  I really can’t play baseball…<br />Boy: With you, you’d be used even in pro ball.<br />Ryoutsu: Of…course, I have the skill of a pro!!  Of course!  Alright, let’s go immediately.<br />Boy 1: Great—<br />Boy 2: Uwa, banzai.<br /><br />76.<br />Ryoutsu: While we’re at it, where am I going to throw this?  I’ve forgotten a bit of this…<br />Boy: Over here…to the batter.<br />Ryoutsu: Right, here I go.<br />Ryoutsu: Doryaa—<br />Ryoutsu: Great hit!!<br />Boy: What are you doing, cop-san!!<br />Ryoutsu: What!?  It’s as you said: shouldn’t I throw it to the batter!<br />Boy: No, you throw it towards the sitting catcher………<br />Ryoutsu: I’ll do as you said quickly if you say that.<br /><br />77.<br />Ryoutsu: It’s the second pitch of Head Patroller Ryoutsu, the ace of HQ……<br />Ryoutsu: Throw!!<br />Ryoutsu: Got him this time!!<br />Boy: Why are you throwing towards the face, cop-san!<br />Ryoutsu: I shouldn’t aim for the face…I was wrong?  N………?<br />Boy: You throw it in the glove……Are you really into baseball?<br />Ryoutsu: Of…of course.  I remember now….hahaha.<br />Ryoutsu: The only sport I play is pachinko.<br />Ryoutsu: Moving for my 3rd pitch.<br />Voice: SENPAI!<br />Ryoutsu: What?<br /><br />78.<br />Ryoutsu: Damn!<br />Voice: Uwa<br />Nakagawa: You’ve done a terrible thing………<br />Ryoutsu: You idiot, you were speaking from a weird place!<br /><br />79.<br />Ryoutsu: Why have you come here?<br />Nakagawa: I was told by the chief to look for you!  It’s terrible now!<br />Nakagawa: They found whiskey beer hidden in the ceiling and found all your American-style porno mags beneath the tatami mats……<br />Ryoutsu: They were cleaning those places?<br />Nakagawa: The chief works hard for this.  He’s flared up now.<br />Ryoutsu: So then, did he find the mah-jong tiles hiding in the extinguisher…?  I’m not going back!  I’m running.<br />Nakagawa: That’s slyly selfish, senpai!<br />Ryoutsu: That’s why I said I hated the big clean-up to chief from the start.  It’ll be better that I take off today.<br />Nakagawa: It’s too late now.<br />Nakagawa: We’re going back like men, senpai!  I’ll get killed if I don’t bring you back!<br /><br />80.<br />Nakagawa: (symbol)!?<br />Nakagawa: Se…Senpai!<br />Ryoutsu: Now lift both your hands.  I’m free! Why must only the police work even at the year’s end and new years?  The politicians are on break.  The police should be off too.  I’m not going to be used for that with my low pay.  I’m running.  <br />Nakagawa: I can’t do anything about it even if you tell me.<br />Nakagawa: Ah, senpai.<br />Ryoutsu: Tell that properly to the chief!<br />Ryoutsu: S**t, escaping isn’t fun.<br />Ryoutsu: N……!?<br /><br />81.<br />Ryoutsu: R…right!!<br />Ryoutsu: They’re seeing me waving around this dangerous object.  And further, they see me in this uniform………<br />Ryoutsu: Ah.<br />Ryoutsu: That car shouldn’t stop there!  No parking!  Don’t’ go there!<br />Ryoutsu: No, no, you really shouldn’t be there!<br /><br />82.<br />Ryoutsu: Ah—no, no…why did I become a policeman?<br />Ryoutsu: It’s truly an intense job.  I’d do well continuing in it, really.  It humbly supports my sense of justice………<br />Man 1: GUOO<br />Man 2: UWA<br />Woman: Kyaa—<br />Ryoutsu: I am good functioning as a cop……but…<br /><br />83.<br />Ryoutsu: But I had no choice in wandering to this place.<br />Ryoutsu: Alright, I’ll waste some time over there……<br />Old Woman: Huh, Ryou-san, what’s wrong with you now?<br />Lower Sign: Tobacco<br />Upper Sign: 2nd Floor: COFFEE AND SPECIAL: IBOKORORI (Suddenly Warts)<br />Ryoutsu: Well, gra—nny, are you alright?  Hahaha.<br />Old Woman: It’s closed upstairs until the 3rd of the New Year!<br />Ryoutsu: What?  And I finally came here, s**t.<br />Old Woman: You’re wearing the outfit but not off-duty; on patrol?<br />Ryoutsu: Huh?  Yeah, yeah, patrol.  I’ve got a bit of time left.<br />Ryoutsu: But, your place seems like it’s greedy.  That’s really a point to this.<br />Old Woman: The elderly have fun in sitting here………that’s my intention.<br /><br />84.<br />Girl: I’m back—huh?  Ryou-san’s here.  Good day.<br />Ryoutsu: Same.<br />Ryoutsu: Is Youko-chan in high school next year?<br />Old Woman: Right, she’ll be 16 real soon………<br />Ryoutsu: She’s really getting sexier.<br />Ryoutsu: I was going to ask you earlier, but shouldn’t I be a policeman!?<br />Old Woman: You really should quit……<br />Ryoutsu: How come?  Currently policemen are popular!  Therefore you should speak praise for me…<br />Old Woman: Actually…thinking of them like you…I don’t feel secure.<br />Ryoutsu: Wh…what?  People have spoken kindly of us.<br /><br />85.<br />Youko: Ryou-san, can I please have you a moment……<br />Ryoutsu: N!?<br />Ryoutsu: Hehe, well then, I seem to have the interest of Youko-chan…too bad, granny.<br />Chief: What, Ryoutsu ran off?<br />Nakagawa: Yes, I couldn’t catch him?<br />Chief: If you had threatened him with a gun.<br />Chief: Inexcusable!  I’ll make him clean up everything by himself!<br />Totsuka: That’s really feels as intimate as satin!<br />(TN: It’s really hard to make it out, but I think Totsuka is stating that hearing the chief speak badly of Ryoutsu feels appropriate, like feeing close and intimate to satin)<br />Totsuka: I’d be saying it once more, but we’re having Ryoutsu do it all.<br />Terai: I get it!<br />Totsuka: Hehehe, that’s great.  Whatever else happens will all be charged as a crime to Ryoutsu!<br />Terai: That’s cruel…<br /><br />86.<br />Chief: Right, he’s there.  I’ll capture and punish him!<br />Nakagawa: Chief, it’s not necessary to capture him.<br />Chief: Well then………<br />Chief: Ryoutsu, that really does suit you……<br />Youko: Do it ten more times, go for it Ryou-san!!<br />Ryoutsu: I get it.  S**t, it was more fun at the station!<br /><br />TN: Was I the only one who felt this chapter was really disjointed?  Let me try to get this straight: it really wasn't that &quot;bad&quot; a chapter and it did feel like it had a whole feel of a storyline regarding Ryoutsu avoiding the cleaning of the station...but it felt more like a stream of consciousness moving the chapter from one point to another to the next until it reached the end.  It felt more like several chapters than one, I guess I'm trying to say.  Though in a weird way, the sequence where Ryoutsu plays baseball with the kids seems to be a foreshadowing of some of what may be occurring later in the series, where it becomes more about what is done aside from policework...as opposed to a lot of the police-feel this early part has.  Though one really cool thing about this chapter is that we meet a &quot;recurring&quot; female character in Youko...considering that the chief's daughter (not that I know of) isn't really that recurring and we're a long way from &quot;her&quot;, the fact that a female is in the cast interacting with Ryoutsu does add a bit more, though it feels weird that Youko feels like a cross between a potential girlfriend...and Ryoutsu's daughter!</summary>
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		<id>https://mangahelpers.com/t/strangerataru/releases/16605</id>
        <title>[English] [Translation] Kochira Katsushikaku Kameari Kouenmae Hashutsujo 10 by StrangerAtaru</title>
        <updated>2009-10-07T02:49:55+00:00</updated>
        <author>
            <name>StrangerAtaru</name>
            <email>admin@mangahelpers.com</email>
        </author>
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        <summary type="html">It is one of the most celebratory and busiest times of any year: the end of December, in particular the days around Christmas!  But sometimes, one can find the quest for cheer to be difficult, especially if you're working the day...<br /><br />Chp. 10: Snow on December 24th…<br /><br />46.<br />Ryoutsu: You should.  Have died.  Otomi-sa—n, it had come.<br />(TN: Ryoutsu is singing the enka “Otomi-san”, originally made a hit by Hachiro Kasuga in 1954)<br />Younger Female: Why would the cop take a bath so early?<br />Older Female: You don’t know that cop…he’s famous within this town……<br />Ryoutsu: Ple—ase give me a handkerchi—ef from Higashimurayama~~………<br />(TN: “Higashimurayama” is in reference to a city in the Tokyo area just west of the “special 23 Wards”)<br />Man: Master Ryoutsu, you’re in a good mood.<br />(TN: The salesman refers to Ryoutsu as “Ryoutsu no Danna”, with “danna” as an expression for “master”.  Since the “no” separates them, I decided to directly translate it)<br />Sign: TAKOYAKI<br />Ryoutsu: Oh!  Well, if it isn’t Masa!<br />Ryoutsu: You’re not reaching out to the bad side.<br />Masa: Master, I’m seriously working as you see.<br /><br />47.<br />Ryoutsu: I’ll take what you have too…<br />Masa: Hey, that’s great.<br />Masa: We’re nearing the end of the year, have you been busy too?<br />Ryoutsu: Well…of course…<br />Ryoutsu: Even if I’m busy on a typical day, these year-end police duties are as such……it’s been irritating, hahaha.<br />Ryoutsu: There are a lot of thefts at year’s end.  More drunks too……<br />Ryoutsu: Those drunks are really horrible………<br />Ryoutsu: I am devoted to my post, though I’m in a painful month……N!?<br />Ryoutsu: Hey, what are you doing, brat!<br /><br />48.<br />Ryoutsu: S**t, my gun is mixed together with the model gun; really, kids these days…<br />Masa: Aa—h, your pistol’s been taken apart…<br />Ryoutsu: It was completely disassembled…my one problem is reassembly.<br />Masa: Your problems are incessant too.<br />Masa: You can’t do it?  Master……<br />Ryoutsu: I don’t have my trigger or firing hammer.  Can you look for it too?<br />Masa: It’s impossible since it’s already dark.  If I find it, I’ll send it to you immediately…<br />Masa: So then, how are you going to fire it?  It’s going to be a bit hard.<br />Ryoutsu: Making matters worse, it’s not enough to have two or three springs and pins inside…it’ll be dangerous to be discovered with that if they find out at the station.<br />Masa: If that’s how it is, how about ordering a new one?<br /><br />49.<br />Ryoutsu: Right.  So then, I’d get a rotating-style pistol with a much bigger caliber……<br />Masa: Hee, a revolver.  For that you’d have to get three-hundred thousand yen with bullets…huh.<br />Ryoutsu: N!?<br />Ryoutsu: You!!  Are you still a gun smuggler!?<br />Masa: N…no, it’s…a joke, huh, a joke……<br />Ryoutsu: Really?  It was an act now, it was so real…<br />Masa: I was with Nozawa Nachi in the Rose Group until last month, no, it’s true…hehehehe……<br />(TN:  Nachi Nozawa, originally known as Yasutomo Nozawa, is a notable actor, both live and as a voice actor in anime and narrations since the early days in the 1960s.  The “Rose Group” is in reference to the “Gekidan Baraza” or the “Rose Theater Group”, a group of voice actors he was a member of)<br />Ryoutsu: Recently, there was a shooting incident for a wide-ranging gangster organization, rattling the nerves of the police.  Knock it off with your foolish jokes.<br />Masa: Hee…you’ve surrounded me.<br />Masa: With my opponent Master Ryoutsu, I truly…escaped with my life…a—ah, I’m saved.<br /><br />50.<br />Driver: Ryou-san, thanks for doing that.<br />Ryoutsu: Well, I’m steadily working!<br />Ryoutsu: I thought it would be crazily crowded, since today is Christmas………It came quickly……<br />Ryoutsu: Oh, Terai!  What are you doing here?<br />Terai: Ah, Ryou-san.<br /><br />51.<br />Terai: I thought of buying a cake for my sons, since its Christmas……<br />Ryoutsu: You going home from here?  So then, I’ll eat some too…<br />Terai: You have night-duty tonight……aren’t you on duty?<br />Ryoutsu: Damn, that miser!<br />Ryoutsu: He…hey, you’re leaving already?  Don’t you want to have tea……<br />Terai: I’m sorry, I promised I’d go home to the kids quickly.<br />Ryoutsu: (grumpy sign)<br />Voice 1: Wahhahahahaha<br />Voice 2: Hey.<br /><br />52.<br />Totsuka: Oh, Ryoutsu, you’ve come back…<br />Ryoutsu: What’s with the ruckus?<br />Totsuka: Its Christmas tonight.<br />Ryoutsu: Right, a Christmas party.  Alright, let’s do it.<br />Ryoutsu: Here we go: Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, hurry up New Years so we can reach payday.  Spring has come, spring has come, Christmas!<br />(TN: Though Ryoutsu did add the “Christmas” spontaneously, he was actually singing “Haru ga kita” (“Spring has Come”), a traditional children’s song)<br />Ryoutsu: N!?  What’s wrong, you’ve stopped partway……?<br />Nakagawa: That was a dry rehearsal now, senpai…<br />Totsuka: The real thing will be at Nakagawa’s place.<br /><br />53.<br />Nakagawa: I’ve called a hundred friends to my house to hold a Christmas party…<br />Ryoutsu: You didn’t call me!?<br />Nakagawa: But aren’t you on duty tonight?  That’s why I didn’t send you a written invitation……<br />Ryoutsu: Of…of course……<br />Ryoutsu: But won’t it be cold?  I would have conveniently used a fake illness if I knew of this in advance……<br />Nakagawa: So with Mizutani-san off tonight, that makes it three people.<br />Ryoutsu: !?<br />Ryoutsu: What, how did he get off!?<br />Nakagawa: Huh?  Senpai…you hadn’t heard?  There was an incident where he shot live ammunition too quickly and it hit his leg.  He’s in the police hospital now.<br />Ryoutsu: What happened to Matsumoto and Minami?<br />Nakagawa: They’re doing patrol…<br />Ryoutsu: So, I’m going to be alone here?<br /><br />54.<br />Nakagawa: So then, senpai, have fun from here.<br />Ryoutsu: Hey, wouldn’t it be better if you don’t hurry there……<br />Ryoutsu: I’ve got a porno mag from Sweden.  It’s just for you, Nakagawa…<br />Nakagawa: I want to read it, but I won’t be on time if I don’t get there by 7……<br />Ryoutsu: ………………<br />Ryoutsu: Right.  You’re such a cold man.  I get it, I get it………<br />Nakagawa: Senpai!  How could you…<br />Totsuka: Nakagawa, we only have twenty minutes left.<br />Nakagawa: So then, I’ll be going…<br />Ryoutsu: So go!  You short-legged gay man!!<br /><br />55.<br />Ryoutsu: Even if you get in a traffic accident; even if you get discharged<br />Ryoutsu: Heh, achoo!<br />Ryoutsu: S**t!  I’ve been hit by cold water…really.  I have to cool down quickly!!<br />Ryoutsu: I was finally in a good mood when I had gone to the bath.<br />Ryoutsu: Now that I mention it, isn’t the TV being repaired…<br /><br />56.<br />Ryoutsu: Chief!<br />Ryoutsu: Is there something wrong……coming at this time.  Well, how about some tea……I’ll start it now……<br />Chief: I’m in a hurry……I have to go home quickly……<br />Chief: Got it!  This is it, yep!<br />Ryoutsu: What exactly is going on?<br />Chief: It’s Christmas tonight.  This is a present for my daughter.  Since I didn’t know what to get a girl, I had Nakagawa pick something and buy it……<br />Chief: Got to get home quickly…my daughter will be surprised.<br />Ryoutsu: Ah…chief.<br /><br />57.<br />Chief: What, Ryoutsu!?<br />Ryoutsu: Um, with the problems you had coming, take it easy here…<br />Chief: I told you from the start: I’m in a hurry.<br />Ryoutsu: Then, please look at this!<br />Chief: If it’s about dealing with the accident, I’ll look in the morning.<br />Ryoutsu: So, over here…<br />Ryoutsu: This is giving me troubles again.  What do you say……huh?  I’m enthusiastic on it…<br />Ryoutsu: There was a person who lost something here…the girl who reported it was a cute girl.  She looked like Lum-chan……I say I somehow I made up the documents and checked her here for two hours at the station…well, hahahaha.  No, what am I saying?  If she was that cute, I suppose I’d have her …<br />(TN: The last part of “I suppose I’d have her” was really a part I couldn’t quite translate; the original Japanese was “oshitaoshitai”, I tried to make due with inferences)<br />Ryoutsu: You should have seen her too……huh!?<br />Ryoutsu: ………………<br /><br />58.<br />Ryoutsu: S**t!  How could this one and that one be all about Christmas, how!  We’re in Japan, damn this!<br />(TN: The “we’re in Japan” part will further be explained but basically Christmas is more seen as a fun holiday for giving gifts, for children and lovers, with the serious holiday being New Years)<br />Radio: Tonight will be a fun Christmas.<br />Ryoutsu: F**k you, die!  Die!<br />Ryoutsu: I’ll end this.<br />Ryoutsu: Damn, I can’t use this!!<br /><br />59.<br />Ryoutsu: Owow…how could that happen…uh………I won’t make it through tonight……owowow<br />Ryoutsu: It’s best that I quietly sit down.  That thing……<br />Ryoutsu: It’s cause it’s a lump of iron…s**t!  As if I’ve asked for this, really.<br /><br />60.<br />Ryoutsu: Damn.<br />Ryoutsu: How about I continue making this plastic model?<br />Ryoutsu: What is this Christmas?  It’s all that American influence.<br />Ryoutsu: In Japan, most of this is just for New Years…………………...<br />Ryoutsu: There’s 7 days left this year……<br /><br />61.<br />Fuutarou: Hehe, master…<br />Ryoutsu: What is it you!!  I said to not come back ever again.<br />Fuutarou: Got it………<br />Ryoutsu: ………………<br />Ryoutsu: Oh well.  Tonight is special.  Come in………<br />Ryoutsu: Don’t restrain yourself, get much closer to the heater, there………<br />Fuutarou: Th…thanks for this.<br />Ryoutsu: He…hey, what happened with that booze…?  Did you steal it again……<br />Fuutarou: You’re wrong.<br />Fuutarou: I got this at the Arima Kinen…I’ll always be oblidged to them.  I think I’ll drink this with you.<br />(TN: The “Arima Kinen” is a Grade I flat horse race held every late December in the Nakayama Racecourse)<br />Ryoutsu: ………………………<br /><br />62.<br />Osamu: Cop-san; Gorilla Cop-san.<br />Osamu: Here……For you from us.<br />Ryoutsu: How many times will you cheat me!!  You evil brats!!<br />Brothers: Kyaa!<br />Ryoutsu: They’re always coming by with their banter, s**t!<br />Fuutarou: Ah, that’s wasteful!<br />Ryoutsu: Well, it’s going to be some box of surprises with rubber snakes inside.<br />Fuutarou: Is it?  So then, I’ll have it…<br />Fuutarou: Ah!!<br /><br />63.<br />Fuutarou: Master, these are wool-knit gloves and a hat……<br />Fuutarou: No, are they socks……?  They’re really badly knitted…..<br />Fuutarou: Are they hand made?  He, master, please look at them, it’s really terrible…<br />Ryoutsu: It………it is…………<br />Fuutarou: Well, I’ll take these.  Aren’t they extravagant, hehehe…<br />Fuutarou: Ah.<br />Fuutarou: Master, you gave me those……<br />Ryoutsu: Shut up, I’ve changed my mind!!<br /><br />64.<br />Ryoutsu: I’ve got booze, so we’ll drink!  You can too.<br />Fuutarou: I…I can drink that……<br />Fuutarou: Well, thanks.<br />Fuutarou: But, you and your office have it bad.   You can’t take off for the year-end or for New Years………<br />Ryoutsu: What?<br />Fuutarou: No, I was speaking of how it’s a terrible job…<br />Ryoutsu: No……it’s not like that…<br />Fuutarou: Heh!?<br />Boy: Uwaa, its snow.  Its snow, mama~~snow.<br /><br />65.<br />Boy: It’s a white Christmas, mama!<br />Ryoutsu: Shall we drink with good cheer tonight?<br />Fuutarou: OK!<br /><br />TN: I really like this chapter...and I think I know a reason why.  I guess I can start by saying that this chapter of KochiKame sort of began to resonate the whole concept I read once that the manga is essentially &quot;the Japanese version of 'The Simpsons'.  Now without getting into personal feelings about Matt Groening's most famous series, I can see by this chapter and by how 'The Simpsons' started how similar they were.  As you may remember, one of the first full 30-minute episodes of the series was a Christmas special that, surprisingly, treated 'America's Most Dysfunctional Family' in a more realistic manner.  It allowed the characters to shine and for the day-to-day to blend in with a plot that one could comprehend.  Now compare that first Christmas episode (which will forever be a classic) to ones in later seasons...see the difference?  The show just gets too caught up in it's wackiness of getting away with anything, random celebrity appearances and literally doing anything and everything for a laugh (and failing with me...yeah, I'll keep quiet) that the show forgot that probably the best Christmas story they did was rather early on, when it was more realistic and still animated.<br /><br />Now what does my whole 'Simpsons' story have to do with this KochiKame chapter, aside from the Christmas theme?  Well in a way, at this really, really early stage of the series, we get perhaps an extremely emotional touching and silly storyline that doesn't go way over the top.  While I can get into the first few pages with Masa as really having no purpose aside from making Ryoutsu's gun unusable much later in the chapter (and making him in a bad mood that gets worse as the chapter goes on...well, that's crucial), the tale is something you can believe happening and works on more levels than it usually does.  As a policeman, you know Ryoutsu has to work every day, regardless of holidays unless he schedules time off.  And considering that someone has to stay in the box at all times, the fact that Ryoutsu is on duty on Christmas eve combined with everyone else from Terai to the Chief to Nakagawa and Totsuka celebrating just adds to his frustration and his griping...and builds up to his climactic situations, first with Fuutarou, then with the present from the brothers.  Ryoutsu doesn't hate Christmas, he just wish he had someone to be with or a means to celebrate in what probably can be a lonely, solitary job in maintaining a police box on one of the most celebrated nights of the year. (then again it's like Phoebe Cates said in &quot;Gremlins&quot;: Christmas is the time of year most suicides happen...never mind)  But aside from the actual plot, what seems to also make this equate to the first 'Simpsons' Christmas special...is it's realism compared to what's to come.  With how wacky and crazy KochiKame gets (and probably later Christmas stories too), seeing something as simple as &quot;Ryoutsu trying to find cheer on the most celebrating and loneliest night of the year&quot; gives more resonance and shows that these sorts of stories can be told even in series that aren't known for them.  I guess that's what I'm trying to get across...and I doubt it worked but at least I tried.<br /></summary>
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		<id>https://mangahelpers.com/t/strangerataru/releases/16581</id>
        <title>[English] [Translation] Kochira Katsushikaku Kameari Kouenmae Hashutsujo 9 by StrangerAtaru</title>
        <updated>2009-10-05T23:18:41+00:00</updated>
        <author>
            <name>StrangerAtaru</name>
            <email>admin@mangahelpers.com</email>
        </author>
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        <summary type="html">As seasons change, the cold may bring new problems to the cops of Kameari station...but at the same time, new problems will lead to new opportunities...which may lead to new troubles!<br /><br />Chp. 9: An Abo-meat-able Person!?<br />(TN: The title of the chapter is actually a pun: the full title is “Nikui Yatsu!?”; while “nikui” is typically “hateful” or “abominable”, there is an emphasis on the “niku” which is “meat”, therefore why my title is “Abo-meat-able”)<br /><br />25.<br />Totsuka: Fuu~~it’s really cold, I’m so beat.<br />Terai: Well, it’s warm inside!<br />(TN: Note Nakagawa reading “Toudai Icchokusen”)<br />Ryoutsu: Hey, close it quickly!  We’ve finally got it warm in here.<br />Totsuka: Che, what’s with your speaking manner?  We’ve been on patrol in the midst of the cold.<br />Ryoutsu: Well that’s how you are.  You’re an idiot for going outside on a day like this.<br />Totsuka: S**t.<br />Totsuka: If I were full of it like Ryoutsu, I’d screw up the rules of policemen.<br />Ryoutsu: ?  ?<br />Ryoutsu: Did you say something?<br />Totsuka: No…I…didn’t…(internal) That idiot…has sharp ears.<br /><br />26.<br />Totsuka: Well even so, it’s terribly cold.  We must install central heating into this station.<br />Ryoutsu: Seems so!  We spoke to the chief on that last week but…what a stubborn oldie.<br />Ryoutsu: At least we really need a panel heater……<br />(TN: “Panel Heater” is another name for a wall heater)<br />Ryoutsu: Hey, Terai, what are you doing over there!?<br />Terai: No, wait……it’s really cold so I need a bit……<br />Totsuka: Ah, he’s drinking booze!<br />Ryoutsu: What are you doing!  Alcohol on duty…<br />Ryoutsu: Can’t you have fun with everyone with that?<br />Ryoutsu: Nakagawa!  Look for some bottle, a small one.<br /><br />27.<br />Nakagawa: We only have these but……<br />Ryoutsu: Good, good, hehehe.<br />Totsuka: What are you doing, Ryoutsu…<br />Ryoutsu: In the winter, hot sake is the best!<br />Totsuka: There are few times when he doesn’t have that face<br />Totsuka: But doing that will have me want to have smelt…<br />Nakagawa: Senpai, let’s eat something with that.<br />Ryoutsu: Some food……I’m sick of Mori Soba and even Moyashi Soba……a much warmer item……<br />(TN: “Mori soba”, as I explained before, is a basic “chilled soba on a flat plate”.  On the other hand, “moyashi soba” is a type of vegetable soup including soba noodles and vegetables such as garlic, courgette, leek, onion and beans in a chicken stock)<br />Ryoutsu: Of course!  Sukiyaki!!  We’ll make sukiyaki for this!!  That will be the best!!<br />Nakagawa: Eh—here……really, senpai!?<br />Totsuka: That’s a good idea.  With a bit of work, we can get everything.<br /><br />28.<br />Ryoutsu: So, I’ll leave the meat to all of you.  Let’s prepare it immediately.<br />Terai: Meat………do we have the money?<br />Ryoutsu: Do we have money that we got from fund raising done by the kids at Kameari Elementary yesterday!?<br />Terai: Ryou-san, that may be a bit unwise……to use the fund-raising for that…<br />Ryoutsu: What are you saying?  We got this…from the people that we help out in public.  We policemen work for the people of Tokyo every day of the year.  How is it bad that we borrow from them?<br />Terai: That’s an absurd theory.<br />Ryoutsu: Oh, it’s full as I thought…<br />Ryoutsu: So then, Nakagawa, get on this immediately.<br />Nakagawa: Huh, me?  I can’t in the midst of the cold……<br />Ryoutsu: So, Totsuka, you’ll go to the supermarket for a bit to buy the meat!!<br />Totsuka: I say it’s cold too.  I can’t go there alone.<br />Nakagawa: Senpai!  Let’s decide by lottery.  That would work.<br /><br />29.<br />Nakagawa: There, it’s best by Amida.  Now, choose what you like.<br />(TN: “Amida” is in reference to “amidakuji”, a type of lottery involving setting up a diagram with a ladder-like set-up and selections at the bottom.  The people involved choose a line and follow the diagram downwards until reaching the bottom, where the final “choice” is reached)<br />Choices (right to left): MEAT / TOFU &amp; SHIRATAKI / LEEK &amp; EGG<br />(TN: Shirataki is a konnyaku-made noodle)<br />Nakagawa: Uwa, I got the meat!<br />Totsuka: I got shirataki an…tofu.<br />Terai: Leek and egg.  The green grocer is far away.<br />Totsuka: Hey, what are you doing, Ryoutsu?<br />Ryoutsu: Me?  I’m cooking…So it’s fine.  I’ll watch the box……<br />Totsuka: D**mn, it’s because you always poush up to the bad jobs.<br />Ryoutsu: Shut up and buy it immediately, hurry and go!<br /><br />30.<br />Ryoutsu: How could I go outside on a cold day?  And I finally got this room warm…..<br />Ryoutsu: N!?<br />Visitor: Um, I want to know a bit of directions……<br />Ryoutsu: You idiot, what are you doing!  Isn’t it cold out!!<br />Visitor: Eh, well…I want direction…so, well…<br />Ryoutsu: You can’t come inside separately.  Talk from outside, from outside!<br />Ryoutsu: Huh, what’s that?  Huh?<br /><br />31.<br />Visitor: Um, well, where is Tomodaore Manufacturing Company…?<br />(TN: Yeah, it’s the same company as the prologue)<br />Ryoutsu: How can you open it on your own!<br />Ryoutsu: Ah.<br />Visitor: Um, well, I know my way.  I…I’ll search for it on my own…<br />Ryotsu: Thanks for helping me!<br />Ryoutsu: What was that guy, speaking so stupidly to a policeman!<br />Ryoutsu: It’s getting completely cold thanks to him…..N!?<br /><br />32.<br />Younger Brother: I did want to hear a bit from cop-san but<br />Older Brother: Well, will it be alright!?<br />Ryoutsu: From me!?<br />Younger Brother: We’re writing about a day for a cop, so can you tell us…<br />Ryoutsu: D**m, keep down, I’ll do it later, later.<br />Ryoutsu: What is it?  What do you want to ask me!?<br />Younger Brother: What do you do here during the day?<br />Ryoutsu: The day……well of course…….I watch TV, read manga, and on weekdays I bet on horse-races…<br /><br />33.<br />Younger Brother: Watch TV, read manga…<br />Older Brother: And horse-racing too…….<br />Ryoutsu: Hey, you two, what are you writing?<br />Younger Brother: Huh?  This is for school.<br />Older Brother: It’s social studies homework.<br />Ryoutsu: …………<br />Ryoutsu: Of…of course.  So that’s what it is.  Sorry, I was bad.  It was a mistake now.  It was all a lie, hahahahahaha.<br />Younger Brother: Well, really……?<br />Ryoutsu: There, so then I’ll tell you.<br />Ryoutsu: We’re policemen who work away from base, different from officers who work in an office: we have a livelihood constantly being glued to the people of our area……that is.    If there’s a crime to the east, then we’re the ones left to prevent it immediately; if there’s an accident to the west, we’re the ones who are left to handle traffic immediately; it’s a job filled with troubles.<br />Nakagawa: Senpai!  I bought beef.<br />Ryoutsu: And we use power to round up beef……<br /><br />34.<br />Ryoutsu: No!  Was that a mistake?  Oh, Nakagawa, you were really fast.<br />Nakagawa: I rode in a car in the midst of patrol.  I can’t walk on a cold day.<br />Nakagawa: What’s that, are these kids yours?<br />Ryoutsu: What are you saying?  They want to ask various things for their social studies homework.<br />Ryoutsu: I’ll prepare the pot and bowls……<br />Nakagawa: Then I’ll assist the children.<br />Ryoutsu: That Nakagawa, he likes kids surprisingly…<br />Ryoutsu: I really don’t miss having women and children.  I feel prejudiced about him.<br />Ryoutsu: Totsuka and Terai are late.  What exactly are they doing?<br /><br />35.<br />Ryoutsu: Um—This is Ryoutsu, this is Ryoutsu; Totsuka, respond on the supplies.  Totsuka, respond on the supplies.<br />Totsuka: This is Totsuka, I’ve gotten the shirotaki, now I’m getting the tofu, over……<br />Ryoutsu: I’m so hungry I could die.  Hurry and come back, over.<br />Totsuka: Understood, I’ll return using up all my power!<br />Ryoutsu: He’s seriously shopping at this moment.<br />Ryoutsu: Hey!  What are you doing in this room!<br />Nakagawa: This seemed like a place to fire it for the kids.<br /><br />36.<br />Ryoutsu: Aa—h, that’s enough, you’ve opened a large hole in the wall…..<br />Ryoutsu: It’s terrible I have to hide it separately.  If you’re going to shoot, go outside and shoot, dummy.<br />Older Brother: Show us your quick-draw this time!<br />Nakagawa: He’s much faster than me at the quick-draw.  Somehow he’s the fastest of the HQ.<br />Nakagawa: Senpai, can you show the kids?<br />Ryoutsu: Shut up, I’m busy now!<br />Totsuka: Uh—it’s cold.  Hey, we got the leek.<br />Terai: It’s cold.<br />Totsuka: Well then, shall we immediately……N?  What’s with those kids?<br />Nakagawa: It’s a field trip to the station…………<br /><br />37.<br />Totsuka: Well, you want to be a policeman!?  Best to give that up: we get low pay and our work is trouble…this isn’t a good job.  Get a much more respectable job in society.<br />Terai: Stop that, Totsuka, you’re not serious.<br />Totsuka: I’m serious, I was speaking serious…seriously.<br />Terai: Well what about protecting the city’s public order………?<br />Ryoutsu: Well, out of the way.  The sukiyaki is passing through!<br />Ryoutsu: Hehe: well, we can finally begin.  Nakagawa, stand guard outside!<br />Totsuka: Well, that’s he’s got a lot of that great meat.  That will give us stamina…<br /><br />38.<br />Ryoutsu: This is because we splendidly got those grade-school funds.  What an opportunity…………now and then.<br />Terai: Ryou-san………<br />Ryoutsu: What is it?  Keep it down.<br />Terai: Those two are grade-school students.  It’s their funds……<br />Ryoutsu: Wha?<br />Older Brother: Cop-san, did you buy that with the money we gave you yesterday…?<br />Ryoutsu: Do…don’t say such stupid things.  This is properly bought by the crystallization of our blood and sweat, all of it.<br />Totsuka: It…it is.  Absolutely.  We rarely…no, never do that!!<br />Younger Brother: Huh, is that true?<br />Older Brother: It seems like an excuse……<br />Ryoutsu: ……………………<br /><br />39.<br />Ryoutsu: Well, that’s quieted them.  Now, let’s eat.<br />Totsuka: Hehe, it’s bad while drinking with the sake.  You can only do this in winter.<br />Totsuka: Hmm, this is really good.<br />Terai: It really is.  You have skills you don’t show on the outside, Ryou-san.  It’s flavor are the tears of Ajihei.<br />(TN: The “Ajihei” part is in reference to the mid-70s WSJ cooking series “Hōchōnin Ajihei” by Jirou Gyuu and Jou Biggu)<br />Totsuka: Terai, you must have found some worth in living with Ryou-san.<br />Ryoutsu: Dummy, if you’re speaking bad, you shouldn’t say it.<br />Ryoutsu: You two, you’ve asked enough.  Hurry and go home.  Hey, immediately!<br />Younger Brother: But I want to ask a bit more about our funds and the sukiyaki…<br /><br />40.<br />Nakagawa: Senpai, I want some too.  It’ll be great to keep watch outside while eating.<br />Ryoutsu: Chi, if you want it, then get chopsticks and a bowl.<br />Ryoutsu: As is, I can have 1/6th of the meat…S**t!  You can’t be joking!<br />Totsuka: Ow, what are you doing?<br />Ryoutsu: Totsuka, you should hold off a bit on the meat, due to your diabetes.<br />Ryoutsu: It seems I’ve heard that you can have hakusai.<br />(TN: “Hakusai” is Chinese cabbage, either is fine for the translation)<br />Ryoutsu: Hey!  Terai, you can’t have meat either.<br />Terai: Huh?<br />Ryoutsu: Eat tofu, since you have a bit of high blood pressure.  Here, we’re full of them.<br />Terai: ………………<br /><br />41.<br />Ryoutsu: Nakagawa!  What are you doing!  I’ve watched you since earlier and you’ve only been eating meat.<br />Ryoutsu: Since you have light complexion, you need to take it vitamins by eating more shirotaki.<br />Nakagawa: How are there vitamins in shirotaki?<br />Ryoutsu: We’re going to eat the leeks.  We’ll become smart by eating those.<br />Totsuka: What?  With what he’s saying all the meat is gathering in Ryoutsu’s area……<br />Ryoutsu: Dummy!  I have to have meat since I’m anemic, I must have nourishment.  I’m defeated from having such strict duties.<br />Totsuka: What are you saying?  That’s dirty.<br /><br />42.<br />Totsuka: You’ve been saying this and that since earlier, having us eat only vegetables and monopolizing the meat!<br />Ryoutsu: Hey hey, the kids are looking!  You’re doing it in front of the kids!  The kids…<br />Totsuka: D**m, he’s “stocked” up those kids for just this moment.<br />(TN: Totsuka used the expression “dashi ni tsukau” for “using these kids”, but made an emphasis on “dashi”, which can also be used as “stock”, which can lead to a pun on “the stock of a soup…or in this case, sukiyaki”)<br />Ryoutsu: I said that you become smart by eating leeks; meat is poison!!  It’s bad for your bodies.<br />Younger Brother: Osamu-chan, we’re going to school writing about how our funds were used for sukiyaki.<br />Ryoutsu: I get it, I get it.  If we do this, then you’ll forget about the sukiyaki!<br />Younger Brother: Uwa, you’re giving us a lot!?<br /><br />43.<br />Fuutarou: Hehehe, this place is really bustling.<br />Ryoutsu: What is it, Fuutarou?  What are you doing here?<br />Fuutarou: Since I haven’t eaten anything good in two or three days, I’m joining your bunch……<br />Ryoutsu: You’re didn’t work on it, you’re a loafer.  Go home!!<br />Fuutarou: Of course, I get it.  So then, I’m the most hated person in this society somehow……<br />Terai: Ryou-san, he may have done an eat-and-run again.<br />Ryoutsu: I get it, eat!  Help yourself already!<br />Ryoutsu: You can’t really eat the meat.  Your body will be shocked if you eat a nice thing quickly.<br />Fuutarou: It’s fine.  Meat isn’t my favorite food……<br /><br />44.<br />Younger Brother: Well, this is about the funds but……<br />Ryoutsu: Shouldn’t you forget everything about it since you ate the sukiyaki?<br />Younger Brother: Right.  We’ll forget, but we think you should collaborate too in our year-end funds.<br />Younger Brother: If you’re against it, we’ll write for school about the sukiyaki and the funds……right?<br />Ryoutsu: S**t, those brats.<br />Osamu: If you can, all of you can collaborate in the funds.<br />Totsuka, Terai &amp; Nakagawa: Huh—us too!?<br />Younger Brother: Well, thanks for the collaboration, cop-san.<br />Fuutarou: Well, call me again when you have sukiyaki.<br />Ryoutsu: Shut up.  None of you can ever come back!!<br />Totsuka: Damn, they took three thousand yen from me……<br />Nakagawa: They took ten-thousand yen from me too………<br /><br />TN: I think Ryoutsu had it coming this time from those two compared to the first encounter, where they just bugged him (literally) over and over again.  Sure we really don't know where school-fundraisers for a police station goes to usually, but I highly doubt they usually go for an office party of sukiyaki!  For the most part, this was a really fun chapter that used a lot of the characters that we've met so far (Ryoutsu and most of the Kameari officers...well aside from the chief, the brothers, Fuutarou) and made a fun tale that did a lot more than many manga seem to in a single chapter. (then again that's me dealing with all that dialogue)  While the &quot;meat war&quot; in regards to eating sukiyaki has been done probably several times in many manga (I know Gintama had a classic version), seeing it done in KochiKame was fun considering Ryoutsu at least gave offers of all the vegetables to the rest of the group.  But of course...I sort of got a bit lost on the ending: did the other officers complain about donating money to the kids...or just spending more than in the box for the sukiyaki that they partook in? (my guess is the former due to how they guilted them all in the end...though Fuutarou just got a free dinner)</summary>
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        <title>[English] [Translation] Kochira Katsushikaku Kameari Kouenmae Hashutsujo 8 by StrangerAtaru</title>
        <updated>2009-10-02T02:45:31+00:00</updated>
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        <summary type="html">All they wanted was an easy day out on the job...but when Ryoutsu and Nakagawa encounter an accident on the wrong side of the tracks, they are about to cross the border into...insanity!?<br /><br />Volume 2: The Curious Enemies!!<br />Chp. 8: The Curious Enemies!!<br /><br />5.<br />Both Armbands: Police H.Q. Representative<br /><br />6.<br />Nakagawa: Senpai!  I can’t pull this.<br />Ryoutsu: Quiet, shut up!<br />(TN: The sign of where the two of them are is the Edo River [as opposed to Edogawa, a ward with the same name], a river that is the eastern edge of Tokyo)<br />Nakagawa: It’s because I couldn’t pull on it much further.<br />Ryoutsu: You’re so fussy!  Leave it to me!<br />Nakagawa: That’s a great carp, senpai!<br /><br />7.<br />Ryoutsu: Nakagawa, tonight we’re having koi koku.<br />(TN: “Koi koku” is a soup made with carp and burdock)<br />Ryoutsu: Ua<br />Nakagawa: Senpai~~!!<br />Ryoutsu: How…stupid…it shouldn’t have been there…that’s my important place…<br />Nakagawa: Senpai!  You let go of the rod.  It’s getting away.<br />Ryoutsu: I will truly catch it.<br />(TN: The verb that Ryoutsu uses for “catch” is “tsukamaeru”, the same as “to arrest”)<br /><br />8.<br />Ryoutsu: S**t, did I hit it?<br />Nakagawa: Senpai, I’ll get it!<br />Nakagawa: Senpai!  How’s that, I got it.<br />Ryoutsu: That was too much; shouldn’t you blow at it without leaving a trace!<br />Ryoutsu: So then we’ll shoot it down with a fighter craft somehow…<br />Nakagawa: Ah, senpai!<br /><br />9.<br />Nakagawa: How about we have fun without making it get timid……<br />Ryoutsu: No, fish will act stupid for me.<br />Nakagawa: You don’t have to do that……well, well.<br />Nakagawa: Th—ere, luck will come down from the heavens if you calm down.<br />Ryoutsu: Ri…right, wish me luck once more………<br />Ryoutsu: This time, I’ll catch a big one…<br />Ryoutsu: N!?<br /><br />10.<br />Ryoutsu: Let’s stop this already.  I really have to get back!!<br />Nakagawa: Senpai, what about the koi koku?<br />Ryoutsu: I did want to eat that.  I’ll do it with the river fish of Shibamata…<br />(TN: “Shibamata” is another name for the area around Katsushika Ward…which actually borders Edogawa, where they are now)<br />Radio: This is car #2, will the closest patrol car reply.<br />Ryoutsu: Shut up, it’s not here!<br />“Fuutaro”: Cop-san, there’s an accident on the bridge!  Please come quickly.<br /><br />11.<br />Nakagawa: This seems like the partner of the car that fell in earlier!<br />Ryoutsu: Well then, an accident………<br />Nakagawa: Senpai, isn’t it time to be going back soon…………<br />Ryoutsu: Understood!<br />Ryoutsu: Right!  We’ll push the car into the river!!<br />Nakagawa: Huh?<br /><br />12.<br />Ryoutsu: The middle of the Shin-Katsushika Bridge is the border between Tokyo and Chiba.  If the car drops over there, then it’ll be in the jurisdiction of Chiba’s police.<br />River Diagram: CHIBA PREFECTURE (CHIBA POLICE) | EDO RIVER | TOKYO CITY (POLICE H.Q.)<br />(TN: This is actually true to Japanese geography: the Edogawa River separates Katsushika Ward and the prefecture of Chiba outside of the jurisdiction of Tokyo, separated by the Shin-Katsushika Bridge)<br />Nakagawa: Understood: therefore it will be an accident that occurred there…<br />Ryoutsu: Of course: let’s hurry Nakagawa!!<br />Ryoutsu: Huh!?<br />Ryoutsu: S**t!  If it was just a bit more.  The prefectual police already know.<br />Nakagawa: Yoisho.<br />Ryoutsu: Those idiots!  Nakagawa, how long have they been there?  They’re watching, shouldn’t we stop!<br />Nakagawa: ……?<br /><br />13.<br />Chiba Cop: Ah, sorry for putting you through this.<br />Ryoutsu: Well, its fine, Nuhahahaha.<br />Ryoutsu: Hey, Nakagawa, how about leaving them the rest and going back……….<br />Nakagawa: Of…of course………<br />Chiba Cop: Um, you have to stay.<br />Ryoutsu: N?  What do you need us for!?<br />Chiba Cop: This accident is in your jurisdiction.<br />Chiba Cop: It’s ours up to here.  From there it’s the Police HQ.<br />Ryoutsu: Don’t talk so stupid!  The middle is here, here.  Thus it’s in the jurisdiction of Chiba!<br /><br />14.<br />Chiba Cop: That’s not it.  You’re off by 130 meters………<br />Ryoutsu: Shut up!  The driver seat is completely on the Chiba side!!<br />Chiba Cop: But the body is in Tokyo……<br />Ryoutsu: So then, if it fell from here, which side would it drift to!<br />Fat Chiba Cop: Well we’re at a disadvantage since it would go to Chiba.<br />Ryoutsu: So, since we’re taking care of the car that has fallen before, this car will……huh!?<br />Chiba Cop: The current is fast in this river…<br />Ryoutsu: Where is it flowing to?<br />Nakagawa: Really, senpai is senpai, but those prefecture cops are also……<br /><br />15.<br />Nakagawa: Ah!<br />Ryoutsu: Nakagawa, you really did that when you saw the opening.<br />Nakagawa: No…I wasn’t really…going to…<br />Chiba Cop: Flow—flow into Tokyo—go—<br />Ryoutsu: S**t—go to Chiba.  The—ere, you can do it.<br />Chiba Cop: Don’t come here—change direction—go over there.<br />Ryoutsu: ………<br />Chiba Cop: It sunk…………<br />Chiba Cop: It’s still an accident, even if the car sunk…come to chief’s office for a bit.<br />Ryoutsu: We—ll, I have to go there?  S**t!<br /><br />16.<br />Voice: Hm—mm, well then, I rea—lly understood the circumstances.<br />Chiba Chief: It is a problem.  I’ll go over there to investigate and make my decision……<br />Ryoutsu: But oldie, the jurisdiction of Police HQ was 20 cm over there.<br />Chiba Chief: We’ve got no choice.  Draw up the accident treatment papers.<br />Chiba Cop: Right.<br />Ryoutsu: I’ve won.<br /><br />17.<br />Ryoutsu: Nakagawa, since we’ve finally come here, how about the Nakayama Racecourse?<br />(TN: The Nakayama Racecourse is a notable horseracing course in Chiba, in use since 1907)<br />Nakayama: That would be fine too, but for the moment we should call the station………<br />Ryoutsu: That’s fine too…can we borrow a phone!?<br />Fat Chiba Cop: A phone?  We don’t have those yet, sorry.<br />Ryoutsu: You’re joking again!<br />Fat Chiba Cop: Now you mention it, they seem to be selling all those color TVs in Tokyo…………Do you watch one there?<br />(TN: A bit of trivia: Japan was the third nation to adopt color TV [after the US and Cuba], beginning to air in 1960 and notable for holding the first Olympic games completely in color in 1964.  Due to such, color TV was more widespread by this point in the mid-70s, though as you’ll see as this chapter goes on, this town seems to be the last to know about color TV…or anything for that matter)<br />Ryoutsu: Color TV…?  We always watch that at our station.<br />Chiba Cops: Eh, you have one!?<br />Fat Chiba Cop: Really!?  How is it…having such a high-class item?<br />Chiba Chief: Is it really in color?<br />Chiba Cop: Is there a superstition that you’ll go color-mad watching it a long time?<br />Fat Chiba Cop: Is it really colorful on NHK’s “Wakai Kisetsu”?<br />(TN: “Wakai Kisetsu” or “Season of the Young”, is a notable NHK drama that aired in Japan between 1961 &amp; 1964, which actually was filmed in color)<br /><br />18.<br />Chiba Chief: The mayor’s house was making a fuss about finally getting a big-screen B&amp;W TV.<br />Chiba Cop: Those places in Tokyo are really getting civilized.  It’s amazing~~<br />Ryoutsu: What exactly is going on?<br />Nakagawa: I don’t get this either……?<br />Chiba Chief: Is that young policewoman in the same box?<br />Nakagawa: Policewoman?<br />Nakagawa: Don’t joke on that.  I’m not a policewoman!  I’m a man!!  A man!!<br />Chiba Chief: Well a man..  Well they’re reddening their corn-like hair again.<br />Chiba Cop: He looks like he could be entertaining at a town festival.<br />Fat Chiba Cop: Even his trousers have gotten loud……<br />Chiba Chief: This is a modern Japanese boy.  I’m sure with his appearance, he’ll bring out the girls of the town to dance the twist…<br />(TN: You can really see how antiquated the Chiba cops are from that exchange: not only are they referring to a dance craze of the early 1960s from “the twist”, they also refer to Nakagawa as “mobo”, which was a 1920s term for a “modern boy”)<br />Nakagawa: Senpai, they’ve really fallen behind the times here.<br /><br />19.<br />Ryoutsu: We’ll show you the full story of the private life of Rikidouzan.<br />Book: EVERYTHING ABOUT RIKIDOUZAN<br />(TN: Rikidouzan is one of the first huge pro-wrestlers in Japan, even though he was Korean.  Though he established Japanese wrestling in the 50s, he was tragically murdered in 1963)<br />Nakagawa: What songs are popular now in Chiba?<br />Fat Chiba Cop: Well then, “Otomi-san” is good.  It’s sung by that new singer, Kasuga Hachirou……<br />(TN: Though I mentioned it in an earlier script, Hachirou Kasuga first became famous in 1951, and “Otomi-san”, his biggest hit, came out in 1954)<br />Fat Chiba Cop: I’ve been getting interest in that Kasuga Hachirou, but don’t you think so, Mr. Policeman?<br />Nakagawa: Not really…<br />Chiba Cop: I’m a fan of the Komadori Sisters and Oota Hiromi, but which of them is popular in Tokyo………?<br />(TN: I’ve mentioned Oota Hiromi before, who actually was relevant then.  On the other hand, the Komadori Sisters (Komadori Shimai) are twin sisters who were notable and popular singers in a period mostly between 1959 and the mid-60s, yet are still active as recent as today)<br />Nakagawa: Senpai, their era and their dialects are messed up…<br />(TN: There probably is a lot of problems regarding the dialects, but considering how difficult it is for me to really define it, I won’t really search for it at this time)<br />Ryoutsu: Their mass media is messed up too……I’ve got a paper from next year.<br />Ryoutsu: Hey you, what’s the name of the current prime minister of Japan.<br />Fat Chiba Cop: But of course, it’s Itou Hirobumi-san!!  Is it!?<br />(TN: Hirobumi Itou, a former statesman and samurai, was notable as the first Prime Minister of Japan in 1885 and was in power four times through the Meiji period through 1901)<br />Chiba Chief: Idiot, it was Izumiya Shigeru from this year.<br />(TN: Shigeru Izumiya isn’t even a politician: he’s a musician and poet who became notable in the 1970s)<br />Chiba Cop: The chief really does have character.<br />Ryoutsu: Nakagawa, we’re in a bad dream.  Let’s go home……<br /><br />20.<br />Chiba Cop: Stay if you’re not in a hurry~~you can tell us more interesting stories of Tokyo, hey, come on……<br />Ryoutsu: Where were you born?………<br />Chiba Chief: Since you’ll be here a while, I’ll go get some sake………<br />Ryoutsu: Sake……there’s no problem.<br />Ryoutsu: Wee~~everyone!!  Forget your duties and let’s go have fun~~~Hey, Nakagawa, what’s wrong!?  You should drink too~~<br />Nakagawa: I’ve drunk enough.  This HQ is really embarrassing……<br /><br />21.<br />Nakagawa: Even so, the manga that’s here are really old.  You’ve got “Majin Garo” and “Billy Back”.<br />(TN: Though neither of those series are real, the magazine that Nakagawa is reading is: “Manga Club” is an early manga magazine that existed as early as the 1940s)<br />Voice: What?  How could all of you in this HQ be so stupid~~~<br />Chiba Chief: What, didn’t you say that prefectural police are rural people?<br />Ryoutsu: Shut up!  How could you complain to us Edoites!!<br />(TN: “Edoites” is my translation of “Edokko”, which are essentially children of Edo/Tokyo)<br />Nakagawa: Well, well, senpai, calm down.<br />Chiba Chief: If you’re serious, then how about a gun match!?<br />Ryoutsu: You want that here!<br />Ryoutsu: I’ll leave this here to you…<br /><br />22.<br />Voice: He got four out of five………<br />Chiba Cop: How’s that, our chief has the best skill in the prefecture.<br />Ryoutsu: Shut up, now it’s our turn.<br />Ryoutsu: Nakagawa, I leave the honor of HQ to you!<br />Nakagawa: Right.<br /><br />23.<br />Chiba Cop: A…amazing, he hit all of them dead center.<br />Ryoutsu: Hahaha, that’s nothing, really.  He’s my pupil.  How about that, can we go?<br />Fat Chiba Cop: That was astonishing!<br />Chiba Chief: Go on ahead.  Show us a color TV next time.<br />Ryoutsu: Ah, got it.  And remember that the prime minister of Japan isn’t Izumiya Shigeru, its Miki.<br />(TN: Ryoutsu is correct: Takeo Miki was prime minister of Japan by the publishing of this chapter in late 1976…though he actually would be succeeded by Takeo Fukuda on December 24th of that same year)<br />Chiba Chief: Got it.  I’ll remember.<br />Ryoutsu: Don’t forget that the fee of a public bath isn’t 28 yen, it’s 120.<br />Chiba Cop: It was fun making fun of him…chief-san, he was serious in going back home, hahahaha.<br />Fat Chiba Cop: We really wasted time with that unserious guy, hahahaha…<br /><br />TN: Well...somehow or another, I'm back for another set of old, outdated, bizarre, but somewhat peculiar, classic and maybe even cool chapters in the second, still 1976 edition of KochiKame! (well that is unless someone wants to take it off my hands)  It did feel like I was a bit rusty doing this chapter (well it has been a while since I finished vol. 1), but I figured to at least try another volume to get back into things and see where things go from there.  So I guess with that said...I know I really should have seen the punchline of this chapter coming, but the way the Chiba officers drove Ryoutsu and Nakagawa nuts in their peculiarities and in their mixing of time when trying to &quot;show off&quot; to them, it actually made for a fun joke and a fun chapter.  Sure there was quite a bit of research (I actually was expecting them to refer to a drama that was out in the mid-70s instead of one of the first color programs that NHK ever aired in 1961) and I had to reacquaint myself with some references I went over in the last volume (primarily Hiromi Oota and Hachirou Kasuga), but it all somehow worked out in the end...though I think this was the punishment Ryoutsu gets for trying to force an accident out of his jurisdiction.</summary>
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        <title>[English] [Translation] Kochira Katsushikaku Kameari Kouenmae Hashutsujo Oneshot : Yamadome Tatsuhiko's Theater of Laughs by StrangerAtaru</title>
        <updated>2009-08-29T22:09:56+00:00</updated>
        <author>
            <name>StrangerAtaru</name>
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        <summary type="html"><div class="important">The following script is approved only for English usage by &quot;major scans&quot; and Spanish usage by &quot;Detective Conan Forever&quot;. Any other usage must have approval by the translator and can not be done without such.</div><br /><br />Just after KochiKame was introduced through a rough one-shot...but just before Ryoutsu began his weekly craziness...Osamu Akimoto (going under the name &quot;Tatsuhiko Yamadome&quot;) wrote a short tale about a taxi-driver (in 1976 that may not be a good idea with Travis Bickle around) who seems awfully familiar...<br /><br />One-Shot: <br />YAMADOME TATSUHIKO THEATER OF LAUGHS: TRAFFIC SAFETY ‘76<br />(TN: “Tatsuhiko Yamadome” was a pseudonym Osamu Akimoto went by from the moment he entered WSJ, including his first couple years on KochiKame.  As for where this actually fits: the one-shot was released in Issue 36, 1976.  For those keeping track, the KochiKame 1-shot came out in Issue 29 and chp. 1 came out in Issue 42, placing this right between the one-shot of Ryoutsu and the actual start of serialization)<br /><br />181.<br />Man: Reiko-chan is late.<br /><br />182.<br />Man: Oh~~no!<br />Man: What were you doing, you rude taxi!!  Go die!<br />Man: ?<br />Cab Driver: You really don’t have the authority to say those things, boy!<br />Man: No, I…it was nothing……It just suddenly slipped out of my mouth, that’s what.<br />Cab Driver: Your safety confirmation has failed!  Yes it has……!<br />Man: Right, I was bad.<br />Girl: Kyaa, Osamu-san.<br /><br />183.<br />Cab Driver: Its f**king hot, but here I am driving in my car without AC.  I’m really irritated.<br />Cab Driver: Perhaps I should throw the car into a lake.<br />Man: I’m in a hurry, let me ride!<br />Cab Driver: Fine.<br />Man: Hurry, open the…<br />Man: Hyaa<br />Cab Driver: S**t!  This car is breaking down due to this heat.<br />Man: A…anyway, take me to Tokyo station…The time of my train is………<br /><br />184.<br />Man: Oh…hey!  Hold on, hold on.<br />Man: Do…do you always drive with your doors open?<br />Cab Driver: Shut up, they’re broken.  They won’t shut!<br />Cab Driver: Isn’t this a great way to get cool in the summer?<br />Man: Th…this is absurd.<br />Cab Driver: You’re fussy!  If you keep rattling on, I’ll throw you out of the cab!!<br />Cab Driver: S**t, whatever the company thinks, I’m using this car.  You’re being stupid.<br /><br />185.<br />Cab Driver: Here, we’ve arrived.<br />Man: Barely on time.<br />Man: ?<br />Man: Weren’t the door open?<br />Cab Driver: Now they won’t open.<br />Man: What!<br />Cab Driver: Nothing we can do.  Get out through the window.  Huh?<br />Man: ………………<br />Man: How could you stare with my fate………<br />Man: I won’t drive a taxi again.<br /><br />186.<br />Cab Driver: I’m not going out there, really!  I’ll take it wasy for a bit.<br />Cab Driver: You~~!<br />Cab Driver: You’ve got some nerve!  Get out here!!<br />Woman: I’m sorry.<br /><br />187.<br />Cab Driver: Ahahaha…well it’s the company’s car…<br />Woman: But it’s damaged.<br />Cab Driver: That hit didn’t do anything. A hit to it is……<br />Cab Driver: To smash it to that sort of condition.  What you did earlier was just a touch…<br />Stubble: I’m sorry; can I ride in your taxi?<br />Cab Driver: N?<br />Stubble: I have to get to Ueno but…<br />Cab Driver: Sorry, I’m already off duty for today.<br />Stubble: Off duty?  Though don’t you have night duty………<br /><br />188.<br />Cab Driver: How’s this?  The taxis of Tokyo aren’t to be ridden in……that’s the view of it.  How about a sight of Tokyo by getting hit on the head go—od!  Huh, peasant?<br />Cab Driver: Really, can’t I take a break?<br />Cop: Police!  Follow the car ahead!<br />Cab Driver: Chi, no choice!<br />Cab Driver: Are you going to arrest a murderer?<br />Cop: I’m going towards a place used for transactions.  I want to make an arrest there.   If you cooperate, then I may monetarily reward you.<br /><br />189.<br />Cab Driver: Really!?  So then, how much?<br />Cop: Yes, how about ten-thousand for the moment?<br />Cab Driver: I thank you for that…<br />Cab Driver: Sir, I’ll be taking it.<br />Cop: Oh, I’m sorry……<br />Cab Driver: Will this be in the paper……<br />Cop: Look in front!  In front!<br />Cop: Hurry!  They’re getting away.<br /><br />190.<br />Cop: There!  It’s the car!!<br />Cab Driver: Shut up!!<br />Cab Driver: I shouldn’t have fought that guy.<br />Cop: Weren’t you chasing them from the start!?<br />Cab Driver: It seems to be a stunt car.<br />Cab Driver: Oh, it stopped!<br />Cab Driver: ?<br /><br />191.<br />Cop: Hey, what’s wrong?  Didn’t we pass them?<br />Cab Driver: No, I’ve been really hitting the brakes since earlier, but they’re really busted…<br />Cop: Kuku………<br />Cab Driver: Well now it’s stopped though I did hit it.  Get authorized by HQ.<br />Cop: Well, a phone poll would be handy.<br />Cab Driver: Right, understood!<br />Cab Driver: There!<br />Cop: Were you using your eyes?<br />Cab Driver: Yes.<br /><br />192.<br />Cop: I’ve…called the station now…we saved it thanks to you……<br />Cab Driver: Really?  I have no connection to it.<br />Cop: So then, I’ll be getting the taxi fare from the station.<br />Cab Driver: Hey!  Hold on a bit!!<br />Cab Driver: Money?  What about my reward?<br />Cop: Ho…hold on, I’m in pain…<br />Cab Driver: Well, now you’re an embezzler……<br />Cop: Dummy, I’m a detective………<br />Cop: So, what’s your name and address?<br />Shigeru: Kamikaze Traffic Service, Surname: Murakami, Name: Shigeru!<br />Shigeru: Weight: 20 kan, Height:  5 shaku, 8 sun; in good health.<br />(TN: “kan” = 3.75 kg, “shaku” = Japanese foot, “sun” = 3.03 cm)<br />Cop: Rigth, thanks for that…<br />Shigeru: Hold on!  I really don’t believe you.<br />Cop: Cough cough, I get it.  So then, you’ll come to the station!<br /><br />193.<br />Shigeru: Why didn’t you say so?  Well, I’ll see you there.<br />Cop: Well your attitude just changed.<br />Cop: You’re completely stupid!<br />Shigeru: You misunderstand, the car did it on it’s own.<br />Cop: How was this car constructed?<br />Cop: I did give you preference for chasing the criminal earlier and nipping them in the bud, but……it’s just your reckless driving; I’m sorry for just penalizing it……<br />Shigeru: Don’t be joking.  I took you quickly from here to there…<br />Cop: There are limits on how fast you’ve gone!!<br /><br />194.<br />Shigeru: Limits, sir…<br />Cop: You idiot!  Get on the wheel, the wheel!!<br />Cop: Really, can you talk while facing front?  Huh…<br />Shigeru: I couldn’t since you were talking of the money.<br />Shigeru: I’m a wretched taxi driver.  Do you know how important that ten-thousand is…<br />Cop: I get it, I get it.  But if you hit something, then that won’t be the only thing you’re sorry for!<br />Shigeru: Don’t worry.  Here, my eyes are already in front.<br />Cop: Phew, so then we’ll arrive safely.<br />Shigeru: Ugya!  Bees!  Bees!<br /><br />195.<br />Cop: Ididot!  Where are you going?<br />Shigeru: Ask the bees, ask them!!<br />Caption: Five minutes later<br />Shigeru: Hey, sir, about my reward?<br />Cop: You idiot!  You’re spending your life in there!<br />(End of One-Shot)<br /><br />196:<br />AKIMOTO OSAMU IS A MAN LIKE A BUDDHA<br />Mangaka: Kobayashi Yoshinori<br /><br />The man called Akimoto Osamu seems like he's an old construction worker, yet I'm convinced he I'm convinced is nothing more than a villainous man with a really meaty body and plucked off stubble with pulled-out nosehairs.  Whichever he is, he seems better at putting a mirror at a prison, since I say that a terrified policeman would pull out his gun if he appeared in front of their station; though I'm speaking randomly while drawing a story that's not normal....  Ultimately, while talking about dealing in a place where I work with my beloved Agnes Lum-chan, this author is one who thinks he can continue in this truly terrifying world while pretending to be in the manga world.<br /><br />On the day I first arrived in Tokyo, within the elevator of the editorial department, I was in there together with a man who appeared sickly like konjac.  I thought it was strange that this transvestite would be of use to the editors, then the transvestite said &quot;Nice to meet you, I'm Yamatome!&quot; (his former pen-name)  I was spontaneously astonished  that air came out of my butt.  Akimoto Osamu, whether he's a villain, truly has delicate nerves, filled with kindness and affection, a person who is like a Buddha.<br /><br />I fell in love with him at a glance, wanting to get married to him, but meeting in fiercly opposing surroundings, now we mutually are satisfied  in sending out love letters within our mutual works.<br /><br />For that reason, those of you who have finished reading this book should immediately also buy &quot;Todai Icchokusen&quot; and give it a read.  I accept that it's results are known to be from our deep connection and the fun you have of the works will be enlarged but......<br /><br />Myself and Akimoto Osamu increasingly have come to have a deep connection.  Therefore, the manga will increasingly become more fun.  It's true!<br />(TN: Just a couple notes.<br />-Yoshinori Kobayashi: a gag mangaka who started WSJ around the same time as Akimoto (their series both started in '76), he became notable for his series &quot;Todai Icchokusen&quot;, which ran in Jump between '76 and '79.  Akimoto and Kobayashi's works were rather inseparable, with characters cameoing back and forth and yearly collaborations through the late 70s.  However, while Kobayashi continued to be notable for his manga work after &quot;Todai&quot; ended, including winning an award for &quot;Obocchama&quot; in the late 1980s, he became more infamous in the 1990s and beyond as a renowned voice of ultra-right wing politics as seen in his manga works &quot;Gomamism&quot;, creating manga stereotyping other cultures, protecting the Japanese point of view as akin to pre-WWII politics and even jokingly referring to himself as a modern Fascist.  Though attacked for his views and even gaining assassination attempts towards his life, Kobayashi remains a prominent and controversial person in modern Japanese society, far from his WSJ roots and friendship with Akimoto.<br />-&quot;Konjac&quot;: also known as 'devil's tongue', it is a tuber used for the creation of a gelatenous food product of the same name)<br /><br />TN: I probably could say quite a bit on Kobayashi's commentary at the end or about his infamy as I mentioned above...but I'll just let that stand as is.  On the other hand, I think I&quot;ll instead talk about the one-shot...which in a weird way felt like a bridge between &quot;KochiKame the one-shot&quot; and &quot;KochiKame the series&quot;.  Shigeru, the lead of this one-shot, actually seemed to look exactly like the Ryoutsu of the series as opposed to the former Ryoutsu and the art was much cleaner than it had been. (there was even a foreigner...more practice for Nakagawa?)  My only real problem with the chapter was...well, it wasn't really too much and somehow felt a tad stupid.  There were some really funny moments, like him driving the cab with all the doors open and forcing the passenger out through a window, but the part with the cop felt somehow like a &quot;Pink Panther&quot; movie than it felt like KochiKame...sure the relationship between Ryoutsu and the chief could be similar...but at least the chief did respect Ryoutsu in a weird way and Ryoutsu does at least &quot;attempt&quot; to do his job.  Sort of wish I had more to say...but I guess I'm still a bit disturbed by the Kobayashi commentary at the end.  See you in vol. 2!</summary>
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		<id>https://mangahelpers.com/t/strangerataru/releases/15625</id>
        <title>[English] [Translation] Kochira Katsushikaku Kameari Kouenmae Hashutsujo 7 by StrangerAtaru</title>
        <updated>2009-08-29T21:30:03+00:00</updated>
        <author>
            <name>StrangerAtaru</name>
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        <summary type="html"><div class="important">The following script is approved only for English usage by &quot;major scans&quot; and Spanish usage by &quot;Detective Conan Forever&quot;. Any other usage must have approval by the translator and can not be done without such.</div><br /><br />Not even nighttime is immune to the strange situations that go on in the life of the police.  What should be a dull night-shift for Ryoutsu turns into...something much less so!<br /><br />Chp. 7: I’m a Murderer…<br /><br />162.  <br />Ryoutsu: Alright, a bit more and it’s complete…<br />Ryoutsu: I have to distract myself with the boredom of night shift.  This is the best……<br />Box: AGNES JIGSAW PUZZLE<br />Ryoutsu: But it’s great I’ve done this much.  That Totsuka would say “It’s impossible for Ryou-san to do”……<br />Dog: Er~~~<br />Ryoutsu: N?  What, is that the stray dog that I teased during the day!?<br />Dog: Er~~er~~<br />Body: POLICE HQ<br />Ryoutsu: I’m busy now.  Shoo shoo.<br />Dog: Grr~~<br />Ryoutsu: How could he plan to get revenge on me?<br /><br />163.<br />Ryoutsu: You really won’t live a long life defying the humans.<br />SFX: CHOMP<br />Ryoutsu: GEGUGIGA<br />Ryoutsu: Y…you~~~will be……<br />Ryoutsu: KILLED BY A HUMAN!!<br />Ryoutsu: Ah!!<br />Ryoutsu: After all my troubles……ow ow.<br /><br />164.<br />Ryoutsu: Damn, I’ll remember this, oww…if he does it this time; he’ll be shot on target!!<br />Ryoutsu: We—ll, it’s gotten bad already.  I don’t feel like doing any work, s**t!<br />Ryoutsu: I’m tired already…<br />Ryoutsu: The radio……<br />Ryoutsu: I don’t listen to anything on it outside horse-races.  What exactly does it broadcast these days?<br />Ryoutsu: There may be nothing on in the middle of the night…N!<br />Radio: VIVA—YOUNG PAYA PAYA<br /><br />165.<br />Radio: YOU CAN—‘T SLEEP WITH ALL NIGHT JAPAN.<br />Raido: WELL WITH THE INTRO DONE, WE’LL MOVE INTO THE QUIZ; THE FIRST CALL IS FROM A GIRL. RURURU~~RURURU~~<br />Radio: CLICK; HELLO, IS THIS IN SEASON RIKA-CHAN?  IT—IS, IT—IS, SO THEN I’LL HAVE IT.<br />Radio: WELL~~THAT FAILED!  WELL, SHE WAS AN IDIOT GIRL WHO OVERSLEPT.  RIGHT, OUR NEXT ONE WILL BE FROM KATSUSHIKA…<br />SFX: RIIIING<br />Ryoutsu: Hello, this is the station in front…N!?<br />Ryoutsu: A cold?  Dummy!  This is my real voice.  What?  Injection!?  Shut up!  Who is this?  What do you want?  Hurry and say it!<br /><br />166.<br />Ryoutsu: A radio show?  “Shoufukutei Kamekou”, who’s that!?  Hurry and state your business!!<br />(TN: I really don’t know if this is the name of the show or sort of something similar to the “Prince Albert in a Can” bit, but “Shoufukutei Kamekou” sort of translates into “Vice-Minister of Laughs Kamekou”)<br />SFX: CLICK<br />Ryoutsu: Wh…what was that?<br />Radio: Ah—that was surprising, we were on the phone with a weird guy.<br />Radio: That girl had a really manly voice.  She really should be checked into a health center.<br />Ryoutsu: What are you saying!  You crummy radio!<br />Nakagawa: I’m back!  Huh?  What are you doing?<br />Ryoutsu: I just got a weird call from the radio now.<br />Nakagawa: Huh, that’s too bad.   Though it is past 2………I really wasted a lot of postcards for that~~<br />Ryoutsu: What?<br /><br />167.<br />Ryoutsu: You sent something for the radio?<br />Nakagawa: It was for Quiz Corner.  I thought I would be called after my patrol ended.<br />Ryoutsu: Dummy!  You can’t use the station phone for your own business!<br />Nakagawa: We have time in late-night and I thought I could fully use the station phone……<br />Ryoutsu: It’s fine that I’m your partner but……it will be dangerous if you’re discovered.  Fine then!<br />Ryoutsu: At most, use the long-distance line.<br />Nakagawa: Right!  So then I can call up my friend in LA.<br /><br />168.<br />Cab driver: Sorry, cop-san, just a moment!<br />Ryoutsu: What, a hit-and-run?  Accident?  Which is it!?<br />Cab driver: You’re wrong: it’s a drunk, a drunk.<br />Cab driver: He seems to be from around here.  I came this far hearing his address but I have no idea where to go next.<br />Nakagawa: Well that’s bad.  He’s really knocked out.<br />Cab driver: What!  Please do something.  Isn’t that your job?<br />Ryoutsu: I got it.  So then, get him out of the car.<br /><br />169.<br />Ryoutsu: It’s bad if you don’t remain calm.<br />Cab driver: So…so then, please help me out.<br />Ryoutsu: Hey there!  Wait up.<br />Ryoutsu: That’s how it is, Nakagawa.  To think he would drop off a drunk at the station.  I’m pissed.<br />Ryoutsu: So, get a bucket of water!!<br />Nakagawa: Huh, water?<br />Ryoutsu: At time like this, the best thing is to pour on water.  This isn’t unusual at this time of night.<br />Nakagawa: Right.<br />Ryoutsu: Here—we go.<br /><br />170.<br />Drunk: He~~y!  What were you doing?<br />Ryoutsu: See.<br />Ryoutsu: Hey, where’s your house?  Tell me!<br />Drunk: Oh, are you two police?  Are you going to arrest me?  Ho—that’s fun.<br />Drunk: Since you two are looser than usual, you can give me the amount for a pay phone!  Think about it.<br />Nakagawa: What is he saying?<br />Ryoutsu: At any rate, Nakagawa, pull him in here!<br />Drunk: Pull me in?<br />Drunk: How is that good roots for the police to pull us in when facing we of the populace?  You take our heavy taxes.<br />Ryoutsu: Shut up!  We’re the ones who pay the taxes!!  You’re acting proud, dummy!<br /><br />171.<br />Drunk: Well that’s nice: you plan to pick a fight with me!?<br />Drunk: Come at me then~~<br />Ryoutsu: He’s in a drunken frenzy.<br />Nakagawa: Senpai, I’ll handle this………<br />Drunk: Gyo<br />Ryoutsu: Nakagawa!  Hurry and take him inside.<br />Ryoutsu: So where do you have to go?  Tell us.<br /><br />172.<br />Drunk: A…actually, I killed my wife.<br />Ryoutsu: Wh…what!!<br />Drunk: She was a horrible wife.  Last night, I finally flared up…<br />Ryoutsu: Tell me more.  What happened last night!?<br />Drunk: we got into an argument over a trivial thing and I flared up……<br />Ryoutsu: You finally…flared…up…and then?<br />Drunk: I got a bug pin nearby and thrusted it into her heart!<br />Ryoutsu: He got a bug pin nearby and…thrusted into her heart…well<br />Ryoutsu: A bug pin…!?<br />Drunk: Hyahahahahahahahaha<br /><br />173.<br />Drunk: That was great, I stabbed her to death with a bug pin……right, cop-san?  Hyahyahyahya<br />Ryoutsu: It’s because of people like you that our community’s order is disturbed!!<br />Ryoutsu: Act nicer to the police……….<br />Nakagawa: Hey, hey, you’re acting strange.<br />Nakagawa: I’ll handle the rest…<br />Nakagawa: What’s your address?  Do you have a business card?<br />Nakagawa: Address is…Kameari 2……What, isn’t this behind the Kameari Toei?<br />(TN: “Kameari Toei” is actually a movie theater in Kameari formerly owned by the Toei film company; today it is “MOVIX Kameari”)<br /><br />174.<br />Nakagawa: So then, it’s nearby.  Well, we’ll go back immediately.<br />Drunk: I…I killed a person.<br />Nakagawa: He’s saying that again?<br />Drunk: This time it’s true.  Did you see the “Senju Ugly Office Lady Killer” in this morning’s paper?<br />Ryoutsu: It can’t be?  Do you know?<br />Nakagawa: Well, it really was in this morning’s paper…<br />Ryoutsu: Is it true?  What he said………<br />Ryoutsu: I don’t know if he’s the criminal murdering ugly ladies, but nearby today, there was info from an officer.<br />Ryoutsu: At…any case, I’ll write a preliminary memo.  How about telling us what you know of the circumstances calmly.<br />Drunk: Right.<br /><br />175.<br />Drunk: In truth, she was #2………<br />Ryoutsu: Hmm hmm and then…<br />Drunk: On that day, we got into a dispute over money…………<br />Ryoutsu: Got into a dispute…on money…And then?<br />Drunk: We got in a fight and I lost myself………<br />Drunk: With a safety pin from nearby, I aimed for her liver and did it in one strike!<br />Ryoutsu: With a safety pin, the woman’s…liver and did it………!?<br />Nakagawa: ………………………<br />Phone: Hello, hello, is this Kameari Station…<br />Drunk: Hya hya hya, I got you in again!!<br />Ryoutsu: You idiot, don’t come back again!!<br /><br />176.<br />Ryoutsu: Really, that guy is drinking alcohol ten years too early!  He should have cola!<br />Nakagawa: The night shift doesn’t have decent people, just drunks, transvestites and molesters.<br />Nakagawa: It’s a tad early, but I’m taking a nap.  You shouldn’t wake me up…<br />Ryoutsu: Well then, then how about some alcohol before you sleep?<br />Nakagawa: Huh!?<br />Nakagawa: Where are you going to get it?<br />Ryoutsu: Only from a vending machine.  Are there any stores open in the middle of the night?<br />Nakagawa: Senpai, if you want one, there is.  We’ll go to buy it there.<br />Ryoutsu: Really?  At this hour!?<br />Nakagawa: I’ve left my car in the park.<br /><br />177.<br />Ryoutsu: Hey, you really can’t park it there.<br />Nakagawa: That’s why it’s an easy stop, so we’ll open this up.<br />Nakagawa: Senpai!  Go ahead, I’ll drive it.<br />Ryoutsu: Isn’t this different from your former car?  Nakagawa……<br />Nakagawa: I crashed it last week, so I bought this.<br /><br />178.<br />Ryoutsu: Where is this store we’re going to…<br />Nakagawa: In Aoyama.<br />(TN: Aoyama is in the northeastern part of Minato Ward in the Akasaka area, notable as being as fashionable to the young as Shibuya or Harajuku)<br />Ryoutsu: Huh—over there!<br />Nakagawa: Well with this car, we’ll be there in 10 minutes.<br />People: HYA--!!  UWA<br />Ryoutsu: Hey, weren’t the lights red now?<br />Nakagawa: Huh?  What?  Did you say something now?<br /><br />179.<br />Ryoutsu: ………………………<br />Ryoutsu: Nakagawa!  I’m getting out, open up!<br />Nakagawa: We’re here already.<br />Nakagawa: It’s here, Senpai!<br />Nakagawa: Take your favorite kind.<br />Ryoutsu: Hoho, it’s really filled with them.<br />Ryoutsu: I’ll take two of these.  I’ll have them ship them to the station.<br />Nakagawa: Senpai, they won’t sell them there.  This area is Akasaka station.<br />Ryoutsu: It’s impossible to send them to Kameari station downtown?<br /><br />180.<br />Ryoutsu: I’ll buy two or three beer cans too…<br />Manager: Gyaa!!<br />Nakagawa: Senpai, you’ve done a terrible thing.  Put them back up.<br />Ryoutsu: I didn’t do it, I merely took a can…<br />Nakagawa: No, here comes the manager.  Now I’ll be…<br />Ryoutsu: Nakagawa, keep your cool…<br />Manager: Thanks for catching the robber now.  He was going to run off with our money just now.<br />Ryoutsu: Huh, he was a robber!?<br />Chief: Well, Ryoutsu, you’ve done well.  I’ve heard from Akasaka station this morning.  But why were you two over there?<br />Ryoutsu: Well I have already been in service for 15 years and crime can happen anywhere…well it’s the intuition of a pro.<br />Nakagawa: That was random.<br />(TN: The joke here is basically a bit of a pun Ryoutsu gives off: he says he has “pro no kan”, but the “kan” he mentions is “intuition”, but can also be connected to “kan” as in “can”)<br />(End of Volume 1…almost)<br /><br />TN: It's sort of hard to say that this is the end of vol. 1, considering there is one more chapter in the volume (let alone...a commentary by someone), but I'm not lying when I'm saying that this is essentially the end for the most part of the &quot;KochiKame&quot; for the volume.  And to tell the truth...this chapter just went all over the place.  When I saw the title, I sort of figured Ryoutsu would be wanted for something he didn't do or would end up in some fake murder or something silly connected to the radio program at the end...but as I said before, it just seemed to fly from here to there in no-time, whether it was from the radio program to the weird drunk who made up murder stories to that random bit involving the &quot;all-night supermarket&quot; near the end.  It was still fun, I guess I just wanted a bit more coherency...or what the heck that program was that Nakagawa wanted from it anyway.  Anyway, there is a one-shot (and the &quot;comment&quot; at the end), but that will be recorded accordingly.</summary>
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		<id>https://mangahelpers.com/t/strangerataru/releases/15514</id>
        <title>[English] [Translation] Kochira Katsushikaku Kameari Kouenmae Hashutsujo 6 by StrangerAtaru</title>
        <updated>2009-08-28T02:17:23+00:00</updated>
        <author>
            <name>StrangerAtaru</name>
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        <summary type="html"><div class="important">The following script is approved only for English usage by &quot;major scans&quot; and Spanish usage by &quot;Detective Conan Forever&quot;. Any other usage must have approval by the translator and can not be done without such.</div><br /><br />Ryoutsu may not have too much peculiar that's crucial to his job as a cop, but there are some who see him more special than he realizes...one of which may be coming back to give him an invitation to use it!<br /><br />Chp. 6: Ryou-san the Quick-Draw!?<br />(TN: The title, both for the chapter and the volume, will become apparent as the chapter goes on)<br /><br />142.<br />Ryoutsu: What nice weather, it’s perfect for horseracing.<br />Ryoutsu: With this Sunday, I should slowly leave the house to get a porn mag……N?<br />Ryoutsu: Wh…what!?<br />Ryoutsu: He…hey, I’ll shoot if you don’t stop!<br />Voice: You’re the same as ever, senpai!<br />Ryoutsu: Senpai……?<br /><br />143.<br />Ryoutsu: Well if it isn’t Nakagawa!<br />Ryoutsu: And you’re as gaudy with your outfits as ever~~~<br />Nakagawa: No, it’s embarrassing.  It was just three-hundred thousand yen, a really cheap thing.  Hahaha.<br />(TN: Considering that everyone calls Keiichi Nakagawa as merely “Nakagawa-san”, I decided to use “Nakagawa” for the scripts from now on)<br />Nakagawa: I’ve come back to Kameari again from Ogasawara-town; please take care of me, senpai.<br />(TN: Ogasawara-town refers to the actual town of Ogasawara, administered as part of the Tokyo metropolitan area but the central government for a large administrative area which includes many island chains south of Japan, including the Ogasawara chain (known as the Borin Islands) and a set of volcanic islands)<br />Ryoutsu: OK.  I won’t give you trouble either……<br />Nakagawa: Actually, today it will be my pleasure to you.<br /><br />144.<br />Ryoutsu: Well, what exactly for?<br />Nakagawa: We young police officers are the pivot for moving for the creation of an HQ Combat Shooting Club.<br />Ryoutsu: Combat Chou Cream, what’s that?<br />(TN: Yes, Ryoutsu does make that weird pun in the original.  As for the reference: “Chou Cream” is the abbreviation of “chou a la crème”, the Japanese word for a cream-filled pastry)<br />Nakagawa: In short, a Gun Shooting Club.  We compete on who has the quickest draw.<br />Nakagawa: Thus I really want you to be our club advisor.<br />Ryoutsu: Huh, me?<br />Nakagawa: Of course!!  When I looked up the number of fires over the last year at the Prosecutor’s Office over us, you were danzen toppu!  You also have the seal of approval among officials.<br />(TN: Nakagawa actually uses an expression “danzen toppu”, which originates from Italian as “The best”.  I probably could just use “the best” but sort of want to show a bit of class from his part)<br />Nakagawa: There isn’t a suitable person at any other station except you!  You have to be our leader…<br />Ryoutsu: A leader?  Hmm, ri…right…<br /><br />145.<br />Nakagawa: N?  He’s coming.<br />Nakagawa: Senpai, let me introduce our club leader!<br /><br />146.<br />Nakagawa: This is Fuyumoto-kun, in charge of traffic enforcement.<br />Fuyumoto: Well, it’s nice to meet you……<br />Ryoutsu: ……………………!!<br />Ryoutsu: Well, why are we standing around talking?  Let’s go inside, let’s go in!<br /><br />147.<br />Ryoutsu: Ugya!!<br />Fuyumoto: Ah, well, I have a sudden reflex of pulling my gun out with sounds.  Forgive me.<br />Ryoutsu: Hey Nakagawa, is everyone like your club president?<br />Nakagawa: Well, generally so.  We all want to just fire our guns and be police……so yes.<br />Ryoutsu: Isn’t his style like he’s stepped out of a foreign movie?<br />Nakagawa: He also was numbed by the motorcycle cop in “Dirty Harry” too.  It cost three-hundred thousand for all that equipment…<br /><br />148.<br />Nakagawa: Please look at his gun too.  It’s a custom barrel that’s 6 ½ inches, not the 4 inches that police use, with his initials on the right side.  Since it’s stocked with a hard rubber grip with hard steel in it, it’s easy to stick the hand on it.  Just this pistol cost over four-hundred thousand.<br />Ryoutsu: What a waste, I could have done plenty of races with that much money…<br />Nakagawa: His specialty is a song of firing.<br />Ryoutsu: A song of firing………It can’t be that here he’ll…<br />Nakagawa: Shh…he’s starting.<br /><br />149.<br />Nakagawa: Well!!  It was just 2.5 seconds!<br />Ryoutsu: You dummy, this isn’t the Fukagawa Range.<br />(TN: Assume he’s referring to a shooting range in Fukagawa, which is around Koto Ward near Taitou)<br />Nakagawa: Well well, I have a great present for you. Here……<br />Nakagawa: I want you to have a large gun.<br />Nakagawa: A Corolla Anicha!!<br />(TN: I assume this gun does exist somewhere but somehow I couldn't find any proof of it at this time)<br /><br />150.<br />Ryoutsu: Hmm, it’s heavy but it’s really quite cool.<br />Nakagawa: It’s precisely made for you………it a gun that’s really hard to get in Japan.  It’s a Spanish model.<br />Ryoutsu: Nakagawa, how do I fire this?<br />Nakagawa: With the magazine inside, you pull on the cocking base.<br />Nakagawa: And when you let go, it charges automatically.<br />Ryoutsu: Hm—m.<br />Nakagawa: When you pull it back, you hold it with the finger that can’t do it well…<br />Ryoutsu: Ow!!<br />Nakagawa: Ah, watch out.<br />Ryoutsu: Uhh!!<br /><br />151.<br />Nakagawa: It weighs over a kilo.  Are you alright?<br />Ryoutsu: I’ve been so stupid with this!!<br />Ryoutsu: Don’t give me advice!<br />Nakagawa: Ah, senpai!<br />Ryoutsu: Gyaa~~<br />Fuyumoto: Ah, I’ve done it again~~<br />Ryoutsu: Enough already.<br />Fuyumoto: While we’re at it, Ryoutsu-senpai, can you show your draw that was called “miraculous”?<br />Ryoutsu: Eh, miraculous?<br />Nakagawa: Right.  I thing I really want to see it too.<br /><br />152.<br />Ryoutsu: Mufufufu…miraculous……right?  Can you give me a moment, I’m not that confident in my gun.  Bu…but now I’ve got a bit…<br />Fuyumoto: He’s putting on the charm!  I’ve mistaken him for another person.<br />Ryoutsu: No, actually that’s not it…<br />Man: Um, cop-san…<br />Ryoutsu: Are you going to threaten a guy who wants to get directions!<br /><br />153.<br />Ryoutsu: Where do you want to go?  Tell me.<br />Man: Eh, uh…well, the meeting place for the Nagasaki Association…<br />(TN: The “Nagasaki Association” is in reference to “Kenjinkai”, an association of people from the same prefecture living in a particular place…thus in this case it’s an association for people from Nagasaki Prefecture…while I’m not quite sure if it’s there then, today, the Nagasaki Association of Tokyo is in Hirakawachou district, Chiyoda Ward)<br />Ryoutsu: Nagasaki………Aah!  You have to go a bit from here.<br />Ryoutsu: Here, do you see that bank over there?  Turn right there and then a left at the 3rd traffic light……and then make a right at the 12th light, then it will be at the 22nd light.  Got that?<br />Man: We…well, turn right there…u—m.<br /><br />154.<br />Man: Left at the 3rd light………And then the 12th, no, 13th light…<br />Ryoutsu: 12th.  You turn right there, you dummy.<br />Man: Turn right at the 12th light, then at the 12th…no, 31st……no, actually, u—m.<br />Ryoutsu: Hey!  Quit while you’re ahead!  The police don’t have the time to play around counting with you.<br />Voice: He did it!  0.9 seconds!!<br />Fuyumoto: We—ll, he’s as fast as was rumored.<br />Nakagawa: And he cocked it too.  It would have been terrifying if he hit his target.<br />Ryoutsu: ………………………<br />Man: I should be prepared for these stations in Tokyo.<br />Ryoutsu: While we’re at it, you two should move this car.  If the chief sees this…<br /><br />155.<br />Ryoutsu: ……………………….<br />Nakagawa: ?<br />Nakagawa: Who were you speaking with, senpai?<br />Ryoutsu: There was a warning of some rabble-rousing kids going towards Loop 7 from Mito Kaidou!<br />(TN: “Loop 7” is also known as Rt. 318 of Tokyo; while Mito Kaidou is actually a former “kaidou” route going between Tokyo and Mito in Ibaraki Prefecture, formerly one of the “Five Kaidous of Edo” and now known as “National Route 6”.  Not coincidentally, the two roads intersect in Kameari)<br />Fuyumoto: Well, it’s them.  That’s my job.<br />Fuyumoto: It’s interesting they’re coming during the day……<br />Nakagawa: Alright, I’ll help out too!<br />Fuyumoto: Come quickly.  I’ll end it, fufufu.<br />Ryoutsu: He…hey.<br /><br />156.<br />Nakagawa: Understood.<br />Ryoutsu: He’s going to raise ruckus in front of my station.<br />Nakagawa: Rabble-rousing kids, please go back quietly!  Otherwise you will face pain.<br />Kid: Chie, those annoying coppers!  They won’t interfere!<br />Fuyumoto: They…seem to be ignoring it.<br />Nakagawa: We did warn them once but.<br /><br />157.<br />Nakagawa: Well, senpai.  I give salutations for a bit.<br />Ryoutsu: I don’t know you anymore!  Do what you want!<br />Ryoutsu: ……I won’t be digging their graves of those idiots…<br />Kid 1: Hey, the coppers are chasing us!<br />Kid 2: Leave us alone: we weren’t doing anything.<br /><br />158.<br />Car Kid: Gya!!<br />Sign: KANETAMA BEER<br />Ryoutsu: Hey—can’t you stop that!  Stop.<br /><br />159.<br />Ryoutsu: Nakagawa!  Your opponents are just high schoolers.  They’re not doing anything so…<br />Nakagawa: Senpai, watch out!!<br />Ryoutsu: S**t~~they’d do that?  The—n, fine!!<br />Ryoutsu: Don’t go facing me!  You brats!<br />Ryoutsu: Nakagawa!  I’ll keep at this!  Not one of them will be brought back alive!<br />Nakagawa: ………………………<br />Fuyumoto: ……………………!!<br /><br />160.<br />Nakagawa: Senpai, this doesn’t look good at all!<br />Ryoutsu: Shut up.  This was a direct order from the chief for preserving the order in Tokyo!  You were the bad one originally, idiot.<br />Nakagawa: Wasn’t this from the huge uproar due to you entering to stop them!?  <br /><br />TN: Figures: the first chapter with a ton of dialogue and a few bizarre references in a while and it's Nakagawa's first appearance since the pilot.  Of course, this chapter probably does seem to refer a bit to the pilot...maybe not directly but you could infer that it was the first chapter after all: it was Ryoutsu and Nakagawa's first meeting, they screwed up, went to Nossapu, Ryoutsu probably found his way back to Kameari while Nakagawa moved to Ogasawara, then came back when everything was straightened up.  It is weird that Akimoto would wait several chapters after starting the official series before bringing Keiichi back, but I guess in a way it was to develop a bit more of the world Ryoutsu was in before bringing in another consistent character he planned on having from the start.  Aside from the technicalities of Nakagawa's return (and realizing the true title of the chapter...and the volume), this was an extremely weird but fun chapter with a lot of great moments, from Ryoutsu with the Spanish gun to his &quot;gun-pulling&quot; in regards to helping the guy with assistance...to the part where Nakagawa and Fuyumoto chase after the punks and Ryoutsu ignores it until he gets tossed around. (and let's not forget the ending with the water guns!)  Fuyumoto did seem interesting in bringing in a motorcycle patrolman...but doesn't seem to have a personality compared to...well, someone we'll meet later. (he was mostly there for that one annoying running gag about &quot;shoot at a noise&quot;)<br /><br />One more interesting comment I think I need to make now: something peculiar I've noticed with Akimoto in this chapter, as well as the pilot and quite a bit later on, is how great he is at depicting real world technical objects and integrating them into this cartoony world he has.  Whenever he depicts a gun or a car from our world, he shows it off in great detail to make sure we all understand what it is and the technicalities of it.  Definitely something different from a typical gag mangaka that I like about him...even if sometimes the stuff he draws are hard to track down. (like that Spanish gun)</summary>
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		<id>https://mangahelpers.com/t/strangerataru/releases/15484</id>
        <title>[English] [Translation] Kochira Katsushikaku Kameari Kouenmae Hashutsujo 5 by StrangerAtaru</title>
        <updated>2009-08-27T01:04:28+00:00</updated>
        <author>
            <name>StrangerAtaru</name>
            <email>admin@mangahelpers.com</email>
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        <summary type="html"><div class="important">The following script is approved only for English usage by &quot;major scans&quot; and Spanish usage by &quot;Detective Conan Forever&quot;. Any other usage must have approval by the translator and can not be done without such.</div><br /><br />Kameari Station may be infamous, but Ryoutsu still knows when to do his job...when he has to.  Of course, there are still some perks towards the job...and who they can bring in!<br /><br />Chp. 5: Tea at the Station…<br /><br />122.<br />Chief: Ryoutsu!  Totsuka!  Don’t bring in any alcohol!<br />(TN: I probably screwed it up in the first chapter by calling him “Tokatsu”, but he’s actually “Totsuka”)<br />Ryoutsu: Got it, Chief.<br />Ryoutsu: Oh brother, the chief is old……he’s gradually getting repetitive.<br />Totsuka: Whenever you’re handed control, you really get sarcastic.<br />Ryoutsu: Really!<br />Totsuka: Last week it was “We’re really unique officers for watching TV on duty”!<br />Ryoutsu: Is that true?  Totsuka………<br /><br />123.<br />Ryoutsu: So why would the chief bring a TV in here?  Someone’s been telling on us……?<br />Totsuka: Really?  Doesn’t he search for them after we’ve gone home?  He’s really fastidious on this………<br />Ryoutsu: Well then, maybe it would be better to hide the mah-jongg tiles and pornos in another place.<br />Totsuka: That would work.  But aren’t there no more hiding places?<br />Ryoutsu: This will be fine if he searches……<br />Totsuka: What would happen if there’s a fire hiding it there?<br />Ryoutsu: If there’s a fire……?  If that happens, we’ll run out quickly!<br />Totsuka: He’s terrible.<br />Man: Cops, there’s an accident in front of Katsushika High!  Come quickly!<br /><br />124.<br />Totsuka: Ryoutsu!  There’s an accident.  You go.  I’m tired so I’ll pass…<br />Ryoutsu: You’re being selfish.  So then, we’ll have a hanafuda match.<br />Totsuka: I can’t since you’re trying to trick out of it quickly.<br />Ryoutsu: That’s stupid!  So then, some dice……<br />Man: Either is fine, just come quickly!<br />Ryoutsu: Shut up already……so we’ll both go!<br />Totsuka: Fine, that’s how it is?<br />Ryoutsu: You’ll watch over here.<br />Man: Hold on you!!<br />Totsuka: If we call, take an exact note on it!<br />Man: The police of Japan have really changed…………<br /><br />125.<br />Totsuka: Hey, move it!  Move it, move it.<br />Totsuka: Well, let’s inspect the site………<br />Ryoutsu: You dummy, the hurt people are in front of us!<br />Totsuka: Ah, right.<br />Ryoutsu: Hey!<br />Ryoutsu: Don’t get near there, go away!<br />Ryoutsu: Hey!<br /><br />126.<br />Ryoutsu: I’m going to hit those brats!<br />Man 1: What a dreadful cop……<br />Man 2: He’s on overkill, overkill.<br />Man 3: Take him in, copper!!<br />(TN: The man actually referred to Ryoutsu as “Porikou”, which is a slang for an officer.  Since that really wouldn’t have context in our language, I changed it to “copper”)<br />Ryoutsu: Which of you called me copper now!  Come in front of me now, right now!<br />Man: Kyaa<br />Woman: Kyaa!!<br />Ryoutsu: What it you?<br />Ryoutsu: Or you?<br />Ryoutsu: Only getting complaints from this crowd is bad for the Japanese.<br />Totsuka: Hey, Ryoutsu!<br /><br />127.<br />Totsuka: Ryoutsu, I’ve listened to the circumstances for this, but somehow the car here is…….<br />Ryoutsu: Hmm, this is bad for this Sprinter……<br />(TN: The “Sprinter” is in reference to the Toyota Sprinter, a compact car variation of their Corolla manufactured between 1968-2001.  Due to the year of this chapter, the Sprinter is potentially an E60 model, considering that this was based on an upgrade to the Corolla that occurred in 1974)<br />Totsuka: Who was it?  Who was the one driving this car?<br />Voice: Um…<br />Girl: The driver was me but…<br />Totsuka: Ah, of course, no really.  Hahahaha.<br /><br />128.<br />Totsuka: You!  You were the driver of the foreign car!  You’re brazen to have a Maserati Bora!  How bad are you!!<br />(TN: A Maserati Bora is a two-seater V8 vehicle produced by the company between 1971 &amp; 1978)<br />Driver: You cop………<br />Driver: I was stopping for the moment over there……my speed was…<br />Totsuka: You have guts to blame her for your crime……<br />Ryoutsu: Let go, Totsuka.<br />Ryoutsu: You’re acting sloppy because you’ve seen a nice girl and immediately want her!<br />Ryoutsu: A policeman must be impartial like I am!<br />Ryoutsu: You didn’t see him at that moment stopping right there…<br />Girl: Waa—forgive me—cop-san!  My face may be nice, but I have evil in my eyes!<br />Ryoutsu: Uuh.<br /><br />129.<br />Girl: WAAAA…<br />Ryoutsu: R…right, of course!  It was his entire fault over there.  Though it was a red light, it was his fault!<br />Ryoutsu: Though civil servants get little wages, it was his fault!<br />Ryoutsu: Though our railways are in the red……<br />Totsuka: Hey, Ryoutsu!<br />Ryoutsu: Shut up, I’m in a moment now!<br />Ryoutsu: ???? (keep as is with the question marks)<br />Sign: ICE CREAM – 100 YEN<br />Ryoutsu: He…hey, when you’re done dealing with the accident, go back immediately.<br />Totsuka: The documents may all be done, but that, that is……<br />Ryoutsu: Huh?<br /><br />130.<br />Totsuka: Wouldn’t it be better to go back with that nice girl?  This is done already since we’re settling this out of court.<br />Ryoutsu: Ri…right…<br />Totsuka: You may not see such a beauty like her in your life if you have the chance…<br />Ryoutsu: Right!  I won’t!  We’ll go back.<br />Ryoutsu: But this incident is already done……<br />Totsuka: So there……whisper whisper.<br />Ryoutsu: Right, I’ll go down that line.<br />Ryoutsu: Please hold on: you still have your side of the incident left.<br />Girl: Eh?<br /><br />131.<br />Girl: About that, I told it all to the yakuza-looking cop over there earlier.<br />Ryoutsu: Well then, since it’s bad to discuss important matters here, the police box…<br />Girl: So then, I’ll give it to you there.  We’ll go in my car.<br />Ryoutsu: Well since my friend is calling for a car, we’ll take that……<br />Ryoutsu: Oh, well, is it coming quickly?<br />Totsuka: Naturally.  The response time of Japanese police leads the world!!<br />Girl: ??............<br />Ryoutsu: Oh, it’s come.<br /><br />132.<br />Girl: Well!  We’re going in that car?<br />Ryoutsu: It really was fast.  Minute thirty seconds…<br />Totsuka: Well even two is fast with our average.  I commend him…that car.<br />Officer 1: Three has arrived now for officer Nakajima.<br />Officer 2: Right, thankfully.<br />Officer: Where’s that gun-toting criminal?<br />Totsuka: I thought they’d come quickly with that, kukuku…<br /><br />133.<br />Officer: Don’t neglect yourselves, everyone.  The criminal his hidden nearby!<br />Ryoutsu: Hey, just a moment.<br />Officer: Huh?<br />Ryoutsu: Can we borrow a driver?  We want to use this patrol car.<br />Officer: Then, take officer Sawata!<br />Ryoutsu: Right…<br />Officer: While we’re at it, head patroller, do you know where the criminal is hidden?<br />Ryoutsu: N, criminal?<br />Ryoutsu: The criminal is hidden in the second floor of the cheap-sweets shop over there.<br />Officer: Throw out your weapons and come out quietly!  Your parents are crying for you!!<br /><br />134.<br />Ryoutsu: The speed of this patrol car really is different!<br />Girl: Huh?  This is………?<br />Man: ……Right.  They’re out.<br />Man: Ah, he’s come back now…………<br />Man: Here, phone for you.<br />Ryoutsu: Who are you…?<br />Man: Huh?<br /><br />135.<br />Ryoutsu: Don’t enter the station on your own while we’re out!  Thief!<br />Ryoutsu: We usually aren’t unprepared or show openings, miss.<br />Totsuka: In here.  Inside, since we won’t take any notice……<br />Ryoutsu: Well, this is a painfully sultry place but please make yourself at home.<br />Girl: Do you always take incident reports in this place?<br />Ryoutsu: Well?  We do…<br /><br />136.<br />Ryoutsu: Hey, you, make some tea!  Are you giving her the wrong idea?<br />Totsuka: Ow!<br />Ryoutsu: In truth, he’s a distracted man.  Hahaha.<br />Totsuka: How could he speak so selfish?<br />Ryoutsu: While we’re at it, Miss, what are your hobbies?<br />Girl: Huh, I have to speak of that?<br />Ryoutsu: But of course.  It’s common with police.  Having a deep mutual understanding creates trust.<br />Girl: My hobbies are tennis, reading, kendo and handicrafts.<br />Ryoutsu: My hobbies are…racing, horse races, hanafuda, mah-jongg, pachinko……we don’t have a common topic at all……<br />Ryoutsu: No, there is one!<br />Ryoutsu: I like reading too……<br /><br />137.<br />Girl: Well, that’s nice.  I love Agatha Christie, what about you?<br />Ryoutsu: If I have a favorite, it’s Kurogane Hiroshi……next, I’ve been going through Shouji-kun, and recently I’ve been into Kontarou.  Are those good……<br />(TN: There are a peculiar list of authors, but let me try to help:<br />-Kurogane Hiroshi: the author/writer of “Tenka Gomen”, and later did a fictional work on the Shinsengumi<br />-Shouji-kun: never really found anything about him to tell the truth, probably could need a bit of help on that<br />-Kontarou: the mangaka most notable for the mid-70s WSJ gag series “1-2-Ahou!”)<br />Ryoutsu: But whatever I say, Akimoto is……<br />(TN: Obvious reference to KochiKame mangaka Osamu Akimoto himself)<br />Girl: A…Aki…<br />Ryoutsu: Hey, we don’t have tea yet?<br />Ryoutsu: What exactly is he doing?  He—y, the tea!<br />Ryoutsu: What are you doing……<br />Totsuka: Since we only have sake and beer here, I had to buy it outside.<br /><br />138.<br />Ryoutsu: Well, a teabag.  Very good………<br />Totsuka: We’re going Dutch on this!<br />Ryoutsu: Got it!<br />Ryoutsu: Hehehe, does this suit you?  Well, it’s a bit much.<br />Girl: Well, black tea.  My favorite.<br />Girl: With a bit of brandy in it, it can be tastier.<br />Ryoutsu: Right!!  That idiot didn’t ask, that—<br />Ryoutsu: He truly is distracted.  Since you said so immediately, hold on a moment, hahaha.<br />Totsuka: What a bother.<br />Ryoutsu: Du~~mmy, this is great.  Brandy is alcohol too!  If she drinks this…<br /><br />139.<br />Totsuka: Right!  This will make her drunk!<br />Totsuka: I knew you would, Ryoutsu!  You truly have a sharp mind on everything but work……<br />Ryoutsu: We—ll, don’t we have brandy?<br />Totsuka: So then, I’ve got whisky for the night shift.  !?<br />Totsuka: Dummy, that’s the liquor!<br />Ryoutsu: With this, we can quickly get her tipsy!!<br />Ryoutsu: Well, please take it easy.<br />Totsuka: There’s much more liquor than tea…<br />Ryoutsu: Oh, someone’s here.<br /><br />140.<br />Ryoutsu: Ah, the chief!  He’s come at a good time.<br />Chief: I’ve forgotten my documents……<br />Ryoutsu: While we’re at it, we have a flowering college girl for you!<br />Chief: What!!  A college girl!?<br />Ryoutsu: She’s already drunk, she’s practically collapsing.<br />Girl: Huh, papa~~hic.<br />Chief: Eh?<br />Ryoutsu: Papa…then she’s your daughter?<br />Ryoutsu: Chief patroller Ryoutsu is going on patrol.<br />Totsuka: Ryoutsu!  I’m coming with—<br />Ryoutsu: Hurry!  If we’re caught…we’re half-dead already!<br /><br />TN: I can't believe how stumped I am on &quot;Shouji-kun&quot;...considering what Ryoutsu is listing from pulp authors to mangaka of the 70s and how many &quot;Shouji-kun&quot; there are even today, I really can't help you on what he was trying to refer to.  Then again, maybe something later will show what exactly he was trying to reach for.  On the other hand...we finally meet our very first &quot;recurring character&quot; (one who isn't going to be in every or nearly every chapter) of semi-note in &quot;the chief's daughter&quot;...though it was weird that it was more Totsuka trying to hit on her and Ryoutsu playing along...well aside from Ryoutsu being the controller and Totsuka being the &quot;tea-maker&quot; in the second half of the chapter.  It is strange we really didn't have a female that interacted aside from being a side character prior to this chapter, but it's still early in the run. (and we are still a long way from any really major female...or &quot;semi-female&quot; characters from showing up)  Though while it's weird that Ryoutsu nearly tried to hook the chief up with his own drunk daughter...he's got other things to worry about next time...like the return of the &quot;other major character&quot; of the series! (a small hint: he hasn't shown up since the one-shot...)<br /></summary>
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		<id>https://mangahelpers.com/t/strangerataru/releases/15455</id>
        <title>[English] [Translation] Kochira Katsushikaku Kameari Kouenmae Hashutsujo 4 by StrangerAtaru</title>
        <updated>2009-08-25T23:20:45+00:00</updated>
        <author>
            <name>StrangerAtaru</name>
            <email>admin@mangahelpers.com</email>
        </author>
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        <summary type="html"><div class="important">The following script is approved only for English usage by &quot;major scans&quot; and Spanish usage by &quot;Detective Conan Forever&quot;. Any other usage must have approval by the translator and can not be done without such.</div><br /><br />Ryoutsu's job is a simple game of repetition, regardless of when it's done.  But while patrolling the streets of Kameari is the easy part...the hard part is putting up with the bizarre circumstances around there!<br /><br />Chp. 4: The Get-Along Duo!?<br /><br />101.<br />Ryoutsu: Really, how could we work so early?  I’m so sluggish~~(yawn)<br />Cop: Don’t be saying that.<br />Cop: We policemen have a mission of protecting the citizens of our area from crime!<br />Ryoutsu: So we do that…<br />Cop: I’m patrolling from the 4th Chome.  Act seriously, alright?<br />(TN: “Chome” are the districts or blocks of a Japanese city)<br />Ryoutsu: Yeah, got it, right.<br />Ryoutsu: Policemen have a mission of protecting the citizens of our area from crime!!  Act seriously!<br /><br />102.<br />Ryoutsu: Hmph!  Leave me out of that important matter.  I became a policeman because I dropped out of the National Defense Academy.<br />(TN: The “National Defense Academy of Japan”, or “Bouei Daigaku”, is a military academy located in Yokosuka whose aim to educate or train students for the Japanese SDF, equivalent to the US military universities for the Army in West Point, NY and the Navy in Annapolis, MD)<br />Ryoutsu: How I figure it, we can’t save Japan’s future!<br />Ryoutsu: Even the personnel of our office truly say it so half-hearted……N?<br />Ryoutsu: Well, I’ll start from this apartment.<br />Ryoutsu: If I start here and they’re not here, it will be easy……<br />Ryoutsu: U~~m, Nagai Atsushi, Nagai…are they here…?<br />Ryoutsu: It’s patrol…<br /><br />103.<br />Woman: We don’t want what you’re selling!<br />Ryoutsu: Idiot!  Would a salesman wear this outfit!  Look closer!<br />Ryoutsu: That was too much, be relieved I’m helping!!<br />Woman: Huh, a cop…?  From how you looked, I was certain you were a salesman………<br />Ryoutsu: We—ll, your household……is it true there were three living here, if not mistaken?<br />Woman: Ah, you’re here for investigation?<br />Woman: Please wait a moment……I’ll make tea now……<br />Ryoutsu: Ah, wife there, hold…<br />Ryoutsu: I want to end this and get back immediately…really.<br /><br />104.<br />Ryoutsu: How old are you boy?<br />Ryoutsu: Mu?<br />Ryoutsu: You’re a creepy brat, hmph.<br />Ryoutsu: Hey—there, you!<br />Ryoutsu: This isn’t a water gun!!  You horrible brat!!<br /><br />105.<br />Boy: Uh…uh…<br />Boy:Uwaaaaa~~h<br />Ryoutsu: Boy, please stop crying!  You’re a good boy. (F**king brat)<br />Voice: Hello, thanks for waiting…<br />Woman: I’m terribly sorry for earlier.<br />Woman: Ah, huh?  Mr. Cop?<br />Boy: Waaaa<br />Ryoutsu: Why must a policeman like me run from that?<br /><br />106.<br />Ryoutsu: I’ll go through the apartments later.  I’ll go through the residences.<br />Ryoutsu: This is a really big house.<br />Sign: Oota Hiroshi<br />Sign: BING BO—NG<br /><br />107.<br />Thief: S**t, someone’s here to stop me.<br />Thief: Hello, who is this?<br />Ryoutsu: Police.<br />Thief: Police!!<br />Thief: Ye…yes, you can come in soon.<br />Ryoutsu: Alright.<br />Thief: If any of you make a slight sound, then I’ll kill you, alright!<br />Ryoutsu: He’ll suspect me with a bad appearance.  Will this deceive him?<br /><br />108.<br />Thief: Performing is my specialty…<br />Thief: Alright, that’s great.<br />Thief: Sorry for keeping you waiting.<br />Ryoutsu: No, its fine……<br />Thief: What’s your purpose?  I was a bit confused now being so busy……<br />Ryoutsu: I’ll make this quick!<br />Ryoutsu: The Oota family is five people.<br />Thief: Oota……?<br />Thief: Aah, us!  We’re the Ootas!  Right, I’m Oota-san.<br />Ryoutsu: U—m, occupation?<br /><br />109.<br />Thief: Well of course, a thie…no, well…I work in social welfare…<br />Ryoutsu: Well, welfare.  Are you sure?<br />Thief: What are you saying?  I’m blessed in holding out my hand to help people.<br />Thief: Thus, even if it’s a bit, I’ll make a ring of smiling faces spread through society……<br />Ryoutsu: That’s a commendable job.  Well, please do your best.<br />Ryoutsu: If you have an opinion or request facing the actions of police, do you wish to say it?<br />Thief: A request?<br />Thief: I do have one!  Recently, the police have been doing too much screaming in their strengthening of their crime-preventing guidance and theft prevention: that every house needs over two locks for the entrance and locking even the bathroom window.  And worse, the patrolling police really hate doing their work aimlessly wandering around…<br />Ryoutsu: We hate doing our work……?<br />Thief: No, actually, patrols are terribly un-be-ar-ab-le……<br />Ryoutsu: Aah, understood~~<br /><br />110.<br />Ryoutsu: I heard a sound of something breaking inside……Did something happen…?<br />Thief: No, it’s nothing.  The kids broke something.<br />Ryoutsu: While we’re at it, you have this singing daughter in your house, Hiromi-san she’s called?<br />(TN: Yeah, another “Hiromi Oota” reference)<br />Thief: Ah, right.  We in our household were talking now going to her public performance, let’s talk about that now.<br />Ryoutsu: Really?  So then that would be interesting, go ahead.<br />Thief: I wouldn’t like it if we avoided that.  I’ll invite Kasuga Hachirou too.<br />(TN: Hachirou Kasuga is notable as the “first enka singer”, popular from the 1950s with songs such as “Otomi-san” and “Wakare no Ipponsugi”, and notable through his death in 1991)<br />Ryoutsu: Ah, you’re a Kasuga Hachirou fan too?<br /><br />111.<br />Thief: Huh, so then cops do too!?<br />Thief: No, of course!  Actually I’m happy at that.<br />Ryoutsu: Actually, we’re really of the same opinion.<br />Ryoutsu: Since I’ve come here, I didn’t have a hunch that you were a stranger.  I’ve seen you once…….right.  I really have~~<br />Thief: He’s has once……<br />Poster: <br />HAVE YOU SEEN THIS SUSPECT<br />HORIBA MAROE<br />Horiba: We…well, that’s great somehow.<br />Ryoutsu: Did you see his special performance at Meijiza?  It truly, truly was great!<br />(TN: “Meijiza” refers to the Meijiza Theater, a theater founded in 1893 and is located near Hachamo station, specializing in samurai dramas usually)<br />Horiba: It was.  My specialty is acting like Kasuga Hachirou!<br />Ryoutsu: Right, you have to show me!<br />Horiba: Huh, now!?<br />Horiba: Right, how could Ha-chan come out from such a poor stage……<br />Ryoutsu: Right, right, I can feel it!<br /><br />112.<br />Horiba: (sings) A pla—tform for a pa—inful parting.  The bell rings, the bell rings—<br />Ryoutsu: Aah, now that’s “Nagasaki no Hito”!<br />(TN: “Nagasaki no Hito” or “Nagasaki Woman”, is a song notable by Hachirou Kasuga, originally released in 1963)<br />Ryoutsu: I can see the—sea.  Foreigner graveyard—Yo—u left on a foggy night.  Sapphire color—<br />Horiba: You’re cool~~kyaa.  I’m erally your fan, Ha-chan.<br />Horiba: Wa~~kyaa~~Kyaa~~amazing~~<br />Mr. Oota: He doesn’t notice us here!  What is he doing!<br />Mrs. Oota: Damn, that stupid idiot policeman!<br /><br />113.<br />Ryoutsu: I truly heard breaking glass now.<br />Horiba: Huh?  I didn’t hear it…<br />Ryoutsu: Hold on, I’ll be going!<br />Horiba: A~~ah, no!<br />Ryoutsu: Why have you stopped me from going inside since earlier?  Is there something you don’t want me to see……?<br />Horiba: No, that’s not it but<br />Ryoutsu: So, I’ll be going!!<br />Horiba: Huh, it’s nothing going on, it’s your imagination.<br /><br />114.<br />Ryoutsu: I don’t see your daughter?<br />Horiba: I’m certain it was a dog, how about you take a walk to the Takesato apartments?<br />Horiba: So…so then, the former policeman quickly ended up there and went back.<br />Ryoutsu: Ah, of course: I have to do the rounds until lunch today.<br />Horiba: So make it brief in here.<br />Ryoutsu: So—then, your occupation.<br />Horiba: Ah, a thie……<br />Horiba: Didn’t you do that earlier!<br />Ryoutsu: Right then……so, next?<br />Horiba: That was dangerous talk, really.<br />Ryoutsu: I’ve heard about family, so where were you born?<br />Horiba: Taitou Ward in Tokyo.<br />(TN: As I mentioned before, Taitou is one of the 23 wards of Tokyo)<br /><br />115.<br />Ryoutsu: What!  Taitou Ward!<br />Ryoutsu I’m from Taitou too.  Where?<br />Horiba: Well~~then (out loud): Ryuusen.<br />Ryoutsu: Ryuusen…I was born in Senzoku!  Here, next to Yoshiwara Shrine!!<br />Horiba: Really?  Isn’t Senzoku in the next neighborhood!<br />(TN: Yes, both Senzoku and Ryuusen are adjacent neighborhoods in Taitou Ward...BTW: just as a crazy note, Katsushika Ward, where Kameari is, is right across the river from Taitou)<br />Ryoutsu: Well, that’s unexpected.  So then, you went to Taishou Elementary?<br />Horiba: Of course.  Over there there was that bald principal.<br />Ryoutsu: Right right, he went by the nickname “Vulture of the Desert”, hahaha.<br />(TN: This is a silly pun: “Hagetaka” is Japanese for “Vulture”, but of course includes the same “hage” of “bald” as the bald principal)<br />Horiba: Well, that’s really nostalgic.<br />Ryoutsu: I really went to Sumita Park with the brats and caught dragonflies<br />Horiba: Oh.  I chatted with the prostitutes of Yoshiwara, since I was in 5th grade.<br />Ryoutsu: My house was right in the middle of Yoshiwara.  I was always playing in the brothels.<br /><br />116.<br />Ryoutsu: The alumni of our area at our station almost…They don’t really say their hometowns, but I am biased.  True Tokyoites aren’t facing those mountains and rivers.  Their hometown is the allies and ditches.<br />Horiba: I feel the same.  Tokyo truly still is a good place to live.<br />Ryoutsu: Well, it suites you too!  Now I play around at my police box.<br />Horiba: Well, I’ve already been there on………N…no, have you quit?  Doing your job for today…?<br />SFX: Sla—m<br />Ryoutsu: I’m worried about earlier.  Is there someone here?<br />Ryoutsu: Well there was a sound from the second floor.<br />Horiba: 2nd floor……?<br /><br />117.<br />Horiba: I didn’t invade the 2nd floor yet…<br />Ryoutsu: Be quiet!<br />Ryoutsu: In this room?<br />Ryoutsu: There really is a thief!<br />Horiba: That idiot: how could there be two thieves in the same house?  Clumsy!!<br />Ryoutsu: You’ll help me capture him!!<br />Horiba: Huh, me?<br /><br />118.<br />Ryoutsu: What are you saying?  He entered your house!<br />Horiba: Haa, well, of course………<br />Ryoutsu: You’ll go into the next room and chase him down.  When he flies from there, I’ll get him.<br />Ryoutsu: Go now!  Run him out!<br />Horiba: Right.<br />Horiba: How could I, a thief, be capturing a thief?  What’s this world coming to!<br />Horiba: Ah, ah, a thief, a thief!<br />Thief 2: No!  He found me!  Damn!<br />Ryoutsu: You!!<br /><br /><br />119.<br />Ryoutsu: Owowow…<br />Ryoutsu: Wait!!<br />Ryoutsu: You can’t mock HQ’s chief patroller Ryoutsu, you dummy!<br />Ryoutsu: Hey, hurry and call the police.<br />Horiba: Huh, the police!<br />Horiba: Are you the police? Yes, take your time!<br />Ryoutsu: So then, while you’re at it………Uh, huh?  Where did he go?<br /><br />120.<br />Horiba: You can’t be joking: if you really have a patrol car waiting for me, then you’ll catch me.  For the moment I’m not staying in that house helping an officer!  I’m a full-fledged thief!<br />Ryoutsu: It’s best you calm already.  We’ve caught the criminal.  However, why would the head leave his house?<br />Mr. Oota: I’m the real head!  He was a thief too.<br />Ryoutsu: He…can’t be!!<br />Chief: The other thief that had captured this thief ran away?  Hmm……Should I scream at you?  Should I praise you?  It’s a hard question, hm—m.<br /><br />TN: Has anyone besides me seen those &quot;Muppet Show&quot; sketches where Uncle Deadly and Wayne (of Wayne and Wanda) are enemies in a melodrama who turn out to have a common interest leading to the danger of the heroine (Miss Piggy, obviously?)  Well...silly enough, I was thinking of this the whole time I was translating this chapter with the interaction between Ryoutsu and the thief Horiba.  Some would say that the whole fact that Ryoutsu fell for it so easily was annoying, but it made for a much more fun chapter, particularly when Horiba was forced to take out a rival thief finally driving him utterly nuts regarding the whole scenario!  Of course, at least Ryoutsu didn't get (too) reprimanded for the whole ordeal...but he did at least try to make sure the real residents were alright, even with Horiba kept holding him off.  (oh, and I really hope I got that song by Hachiro Kasuga right)<br /></summary>
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		<entry>
		<id>https://mangahelpers.com/t/strangerataru/releases/15359</id>
        <title>[English] [Translation] Kochira Katsushikaku Kameari Kouenmae Hashutsujo 3 by StrangerAtaru</title>
        <updated>2009-08-22T02:29:14+00:00</updated>
        <author>
            <name>StrangerAtaru</name>
            <email>admin@mangahelpers.com</email>
        </author>
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        <summary type="html"><div class="important">The following script is approved only for English usage by &quot;major scans&quot; and Spanish usage by &quot;Detective Conan Forever&quot;.  Any other usage must have approval by the translator and can not be done without such.</div><br /><br />Among the many things that Ryoutsu has against him is that he's an officer of the law...and he's middle aged.  Of course, with all the trouble he faces, the least of which comes from troublemakers way younger than him!<br /><br />Chp. 3: The Boys of Kameari<br /><br />80.<br />Ryoutsu: Hm~~m, well then…<br />Magazine Cover:<br />WEEKLY OTOKO JISHIN (MAN MYSELF)<br />Sendai Masara-san<br />Congratulations, finally!<br />-New Mangaka Oogame Ken Gets to Remodel a Model Gun!<br />Ryoutsu: Oota Hiromi is having a recital at Kameari Town Hall.<br />(TN: Hiromi Oota is a notable idol of the 1970s, notable for her releases for a period between 1974-1983 as well as her most famous song, 1975’s “Momen no Handkerchief”)<br />Back of Magazine: Emeron Minki Shampoo<br />(TN: “Emeron Minki” is a brand of “Emeron”, notable for their commercials featuring famed 70s idol Agnes Lum)<br />Ryoutsu: I really need to see that.<br />Ryoutsu: What!?  Agnes Lum is finally decided the release date of her record!!  We’ll have a campaign for that in front of all the stations in the country…It will include “Hawaiian Omanta” sung together with Minami Haruo; the B-side……”Agnes Ondo”, well then………<br />(TN: Haruo Minami is a notable enka singer who made his name in the 50s and was popular through his death in 2001.)<br />Ryoutsu: Mu!?<br />Sign: EMERON MINKI SOAP (Made in Hawaii)<br />Ryoutsu: Porno actress Tachibana Rie is finally getting married!?<br />(TN: Rie Tachibana was a porn actress active between 1975-1976)<br />Cigarette Box: Seven Stars<br />Ryoutsu: Her partner is a seinen mangaka………<br />Magazine: EMERON MINKI JUICE<br />Ryoutsu: S**t, she’s too good for him………<br />Magazine: EMERON MINKI RADIO<br />Ryoutsu: She had a lot of fans at this post too……<br /><br />81.<br />Ryoutsu: What’s with that worried face………<br />Magaizne: EMERON MINKI TV<br />Ryoutsu: Upu.<br />WomanK KYAAA<br />Ryoutsu: Uge~~gege~~<br />Door: KEEP OUT<br />Ryoutsu: S**t, I looked bad.<br />Ryoutsu: I shouldn’t eat Seven Stars dipped in tsuyu sauce!  It~~’s disgusting—cough cough.<br /><br />82.<br />Ryoutsu: Ah~~I feel terrible.  I finally can stop smoking, but it completely came back now.<br />Ryoutsu: A—ah, I feel queasy……my eyes are spinning.<br />Ryoutsu: I’m not disturbed about lunch anymore, really.  Am I already both ashamed and honored?  S**t!  I feel dizzy.<br />Ryoutsu: Perhaps I’ll die now………honestly, it will be an honorable death on duty for this police station……<br />Ryoutsu: ?<br />Ryoutsu: What, you’re the brats of the neighborhood……I don’t feel like playing today, go home!<br /><br />83.<br />Tall Boy: What are you doing, cop-san?  Playing a squashed toad?<br />Ryoutsu: Shut up and get away from me!  I’ve fainted, don’t go near me.<br />Tall Boy: Hey, is this another Indian trick~~<br />Ryoutsu: Idiot, this isn’t the time for that.<br />Short Boy: Don’t say such cold things~~<br />Ryoutsu: If you don’t go home soon, I’ll throw you in a cell!!<br />Short Boy: Hey—you’re like a gorilla angry.<br />Ryoutsu: Alright!  I’ll die and they’ll go home…<br />Ryoutsu: Huh…?<br /><br />84.<br />Short Boy: Big brother, is the cop dead?<br />Older Brother: Could he!?<br />Older Brother: So then, shall we test?<br />Older Brother: He’s not moving………<br />Younger Brother: Hm—m<br />Younger Brother: I’ll do it too…<br />Younger Brother: If he was dead, it won’t hurt if stabbed with a pen, right?<br />Older Brother: Naturally.  Shamelessly stab him……<br />Younger Brother: There.<br />Younger Brother: Huh?<br />Younger Brother: Big brother, he moved now.<br />Older Brother: Alright, we’ll clear it up.  Put him on fire!  He won’t leave…<br /><br />85.<br />Younger Brother: Uwa<br />Ryoutsu: Don’t be so reckless, brats!!<br />Ryoutsu: I was patient going along with you, but put me on fire!?  You really are the tip of dreadful brats………<br />Ryoutsu: Boys who play tricks like you should be thrown into the park lake!<br />Older Brother: Hey, forgive us, especially since we can play beigoma.<br />(TN: “Beigoma” is a traditional top wrapped in a string played by boys in Japan)<br />Ryoutsu: Not today; no forgiveness.<br />Younger Brother: Hey, which do you want to throw first?<br /><br />86.<br />SFX: WINK<br />Older Brother: Uwaaaaah, the cop is going to kill us~~<br />Younger Brother: And we didn’t do anything~~<br />Brothers: Uwaa~~h, we’re going to be killed by the cop.<br />Ryoutsu: Id…idiots, it’s a misunderstanding.<br />Ryoutsu: I lost.  Do as you want!  S**t!<br />Ryoutsu: What are you looking at?  You’re scattering quickly!  Don’t go away!<br />Ryoutsu: Mu<br /><br />87.<br />Ryoutsu: Ku…kuku…th…those braaats.<br />Ryoutsu: I’ll crush you!<br />Younger Brother: We’ve done it.<br />Ryoutsu: Damn this………they’re smart brats!<br /><br />88.<br />Ryoutsu: Thanks to the morisoba I ate for lunch, my eyes became terrible, really…<br />Ryoutsu: But my heartburn  has calmed from my earlier outcry.<br />Ryoutsu: But this…I can’t use it as its drying.<br />Ryoutsu: Oh well: if it’s broke, I’ll replace it with one of my colleagues when they come to the station…that’s a good idea.<br />Ryoutsu: Hold on…they’ll quickly know it’s my gun with the serial number when it’s fired.  How could we be professional police…!?<br />Ryoutsu: Even so, it’s hard to assemble this…disassembly is terribly easy but<br />Ryoutsu: Like a jigsaw puzzle, it’s a time waster when bored……<br /><br />89.<br />Ryoutsu: No!  The chief and the others will be returning real soon.<br />Ryoutsu: S**t, its complex with this spring and this pin.  I’m getting nervous!!<br />Ryoutsu: Do I know this stupid pistol!<br />Ryoutsu: Hold on, hold on: I can’t always throw it away midway.  Do this, Ryoutsu!!  Endure!<br />Ryoutsu: I’ve done it!  It’s finally finished.<br />Ryoutsu: Strange……there are three pieces left……<br />Ryoutsu: Oh well: humans don’t accomplish anything if they sweat the small stuff.  Hahaha, at any rate, it’s great that it’s fixed.<br />(TN: Yeah the “sweat the small stuff” is an English colloquialism, but basically it’s “if people worry about little things”)<br /><br />90.<br />Ryoutsu: They forgot a box.<br />Ryoutsu: I’m sure they’ll come to take it back.  Alright, I’ll hide it.<br />Ryoutsu: I’m worried about what’s inside…is it menko, marbles…<br />(TN: “Menko” are slapping cards used for a particular game)<br />Ryoutsu: ………<br />Ryoutsu: Its bugs!  A swarm of bugs!<br />Older Brother: Cop-san, they were in our box earlier………<br />Ryoutsu: You’re too late, stupid!<br /><br />91.<br />Ryoutsu: Hey, help me!  Hurry and catch them all!<br />Ryoutsu: If the chief finds this, I’ll have to write another apology……<br />Ryoutsu: N?......<br />Chief: Ryoutsu-kun, since when has this station been turned into a bughouse?<br />Ryoutsu: Well, I thought that I would strive at my work while steadily listening to the sound of bugs in the autumn evening……<br />Chief: Well, I see that…<br />Chief: You actually have a unique idea.  How about using your bright intelligence at Hachijoujima Station?<br />(TN: “Hachijoujima” is an island that is 300km south of Tokyo in the Pacific Ocean, but administered as part of them.  It is typically used as a local vacation spot due to its distance and approximation to Tokyo)<br /><br />92.<br />Chief: Ryoutsu, do something or I’m transferring you to Interpol and send you down to South Africa.<br />(TN: The chief actually makes mention of ICPO, but that’s the initials for Interpol)<br />Ryoutsu: Phew, somehow we’ve caught them all………<br />Ryoutsu: S**t, it’s your fault that I’ve been redressed…<br />Voice: Hey, Ryou-san……<br /><br />93.<br />Officer: Do you know what happened to the cigarettes I left here?  I know you wouldn’t smoke since you were quitting……<br />Ryoutsu: The original perpetrator was you~~<br />Officer: Wh…what’s with that suddenly?<br />Ryoutsu: You’re why the tsuyu sauce that was placed here…no, it’s why Tachibara Rie is getting married…..Huh?<br />Officer: Wh…what are you talking about?  What?<br />Ryoutsu: Oh well.  Don’t put your cigarettes near me again!  Dummy.<br />Chief: Ryoutsu, did you check the documents you’re handing over to second shift?<br />Ryoutsu: Well, actually, just already having the zeal for my duties is the merit of my post.<br />Chief: Hm, so we can substitute, in a way………<br />Chief: You don’t really understand what you’re doing here.  Can you explain?<br />Ryoutsu: Right, chief.<br /><br />94.<br />Scribbles: (top to bottom)<br />SEX<br />MY FAULT MY FAULT<br />KUE KUE<br />LUM/OLDIE<br />JERK OFF OF THE CORP<br />REALLY VIOLATED!<br /><br />Ryoutsu: While we were in the park earlier, those brats did that……<br />Ryoutsu: Th…that was those brats…no, children…<br />Chief: This couldn’t be done by children…are you mistaken?<br />Ryoutsu: No, those kids were drawing that happily.  They were really happy……<br />Chief: Happy?  Well that’s good.<br />Chief: Ryoutsu, has it been a while since you’ve had a day off?  Are you tired?<br />Ryoutsu: Huh?<br />Chief: Of course: I think it would be better if you take it easy on vacation once you’ve had an exam at a police hospital.<br />Ryoutsu: That’s great.<br />Chief: Turn this report in to HQ!  And don’t leave this station tomorrow!<br /><br />95.<br />Chief: As for our earlier conversation, you’re not suited for South Africa.  Anywhere would be fine, whether it’s the Amazon or New Guniea……when I’ve decided the best place, I’ll tell you.<br />Chief: Really, how could HQ really hire him?  It’s a useless use of tax money.<br />Woman: Um?<br />Woman: Is there a cop that looks like a gorilla?<br />Chief: Did Ryoutsu do something again!?<br />Woman: No, actually he saved the life of these children…… <br />Chief: Huh, what!!<br />Woman: Around noon, the school buses usually go to the kindergarten, but they were playing at this police box and they missed it…However, I was surprised hearing that that bus got into an accident…<br /><br />96.<br />Woman: Ryoutsu-san, thank you very much.  This is all thanks to these children’s favorite cop.<br />Chief: Hahaha, of course of course, young wife……..<br />Chief: Our head patroller Ryoutsu is the pride of our station, no~~really.  Please look at this fearless face! <br />Chief: He truly is a skilled youthful officer……<br />Ryoutsu: Chief, earlier you…<br />Chief: He’s consistently aiming to be a policeman beloved by the populace.  He strenuously shows his might day and night with his flags of understanding and trust.<br />Woman: You cops truly have terrible jobs.  Please do your best!<br /><br />97.<br />Woman: Particularly you, Ryoutsu-san……<br />Ryoutsu: No, actually………<br />Chief: Someday he’ll end up as chief officer………<br />Ryoutsu: Ch…chief, is that true?<br />Chief: Isn’t it obvious?  The smoldering of excellent person like you is HQ’s loss.<br />Ryoutsu: Chief…I’ve had an incredible misunderstanding of you until now.<br />Chief: Right, don’t you dream of being superintendent general in the end?<br />Ryoutsu: I would die at Police HQ.<br />Chief: Good luck……<br />Woman: This is for the cop from the children……please takes it.<br /><br />98.<br />Woman: So then, pardon us.<br />Ryoutsu: Haa, thank you…<br />Ryoutsu: Chief~~!<br />Chief: Hoho, busy busy.<br />Ryoutsu: Hihihihihi…today is a great day.<br />Woman: Huh, wh—at?<br />Older Brother: Whisper whisper<br />Woman: What!  That’s in the box!?<br />Ryoutsu: A present from a beauty.  Isn’t it my dream to be “hakochou” (note).  With determination, I can be at HQ in 15 years.  The flowers have finally bloomed today……<br />(Note) “hakochou” – “Hako” is language used when the cops are called to the station.  “Hakochou” is the language among fellow cops for the chief of a station.<br />Ryoutsu: Is it cake or Katsuobushi…………………<br />(TN: “Katsuobushi” is small pieces of sliced bonito)<br /><br />99.<br />Ryoutsu: Hyaa, bugs again!<br />Chief: Hey Ryoutsu~~!!  Do you have a bug cage in this station?<br />Ryoutsu: No, it was those kids from earlier!<br />Chief: You’ll get killed when there’s an opening for your life!  Remember that well!!<br />Ryoutsu: Those meanies, they were lying?  Lying!?<br />Chief: Shut up!  Devil of HQ!  Eat these bugs and die!<br />Ryoutsu: It’s a misunderstanding, this isn’t my fault.  Believe me!<br />Banner: Safe Traveling in the Fall<br /><br />TN: I get that boys will be boys but...don't you think Ryoutsu really got the worst of it this time around?  I get that seeing a bumbling middle-age man get bossed by kids is funny in some ways (particularly the ending where he ends up covered in bugs again) but I guess I felt more sympathy for him than watching the kids get away with it so often.  I think moreso than this chapter really being about Ryoutsu's trials with the brats, this was more an introductory chapter for another crucial character in this world: the chief of Kameari Station.  He seems like a good antagonist and likewise potential ally for Ryoutsu, going from preparing to send him off to the wilds to thinking he may eventually be the boss at HQ! (though the latter was probably more to appease the woman)  There were some other fun moments though, like Ryoutsu putting his gun back together and the beginning where we get some weird 70s Japanese references while he eats tsuyu covered cigarettes.  I guess this will help me appreciate Agnes Lum and Hiromi Oota better just like &quot;Otokojuku&quot; made me finally start looking up Pink Lady, huh...</summary>
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		<id>https://mangahelpers.com/t/strangerataru/releases/15321</id>
        <title>[English] [Translation] Kochira Katsushikaku Kameari Kouenmae Hashutsujo 2 by StrangerAtaru</title>
        <updated>2009-08-20T23:30:02+00:00</updated>
        <author>
            <name>StrangerAtaru</name>
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        <summary type="html"><div class="important">The following script is reserved for &quot;major scans&quot;</div><br /><br />When you're going through hard times, you always need some sort of perk-me-up.  That's easier done than said for Ryoutsu...but that doesn't mean he's not the only one who has problems!<br /><br />Chp. 2: A Festival and Fuutarou<br /><br />57.<br />Ryoutsu: Meguro Asama…………It will be him………No, no!  Nasu no Kotobuki downwards has been scratched…s**t.<br />Ryoutsu: I guess I’ll go through the 3rd frame……<br />Ryoutsu: GYAA<br /><br />58.<br />Ryoutsu: You brats!!<br />Ryoutsu: Wa<br />Ryoutsu: That f**king hurts~~<br /><br />59.<br />Terai: What’s wrong, Ryou-san?  I heard gunfire now.<br />Ryoutsu: The mischief of the brats around here is getting worse and worse!!<br />Ryoutsu: Because the policemen beloved by the populace has gotten soft, we’re being mocked by the brats.<br />Ryoutsu: Damn, they’ve memorized how to use a gun.<br />Terai: Ryou-san, you’ve already done three apology reports today!!<br />Ryoutsu: I know that, hmph!!<br />Ryoutsu: How could…those brats have fired it!?<br />Terai: What are you doing?<br />Ryoutsu: I’m wrapping this silver paper, making it look like a bullet head……<br />Ryoutsu: And cover in red the behind like magic………there, restored!!<br />Terai: On the outside…<br /><br />60.<br />Ryoutsu: It’s good just on the outside…there are still 4 left.<br />Ryoutsu: While I’m at it………<br />Ryoutsu: If the brats can think that, then what about all the other groups!?  <br />Terai: There’s a festival at the Katori Shrine.  The festival this year is busy.<br />(TN: Katori Shrine is in reference of one of a style of Shinto shrine, based around the original Katori Shrine in Chiba)<br />Ryoutsu: A festival…?  With goldfish scooping and takoyaki?<br />(TN: “Goldfish scooping”, or “kingyosukui”, is an event typically seen in festival scenes where people can win a goldfish by scooping it with a small scoop with thin paper that usually tears due to it’s thickness and falling in water)<br />Terai: Of course.<br />Ryoutsu: Hey!  Can’t we see while on post?<br />Terai: Yes.<br /><br />61.<br />Terai: But wouldn’t it be bad while we’re working?<br />Ryoutsu: How about telling the boss we’re patrolling the festival?<br />Ryoutsu: Now, let’s go quickly.<br />Ryoutsu: Ow, what are you?<br />Salesman: Owow…<br />Salesman: He was at my shop without paying his bill…<br />Ryoutsu: Eating and running!?<br />Cup: 20 Year Anniversary / Shinagawa Protection Association<br /><br />62.<br />Ryoutsu: Were you just eating!?  Huh!<br />“Bum”: Before that, one more tea……<br />Ryoutsu: Shape up!!  A police box isn’t a teahouse!!<br />Ryoutsu: How could you be so cheerful and smiling to policemen?  Huh!?<br />Terai: Ryou-san!<br />Terai: He’s Fuutarou the drunk.  Don’t be so rough.<br />Ryoutsu: Got it.<br />Ryoutsu: Alright!  Start from the beginning……talk seriously.<br /><br />63.<br />Fuutarou: I’ll tell you the truth in that I’ve been using all of it for a long time on horse racing and alcohol……<br />Ryoutsu: Horse racing!?  You’re ten years too early!<br />Fuutarou: It was when Ayase Homare was in the race last week…<br />Ryoutsu: That’s the 9th race.  Was it the race Nasu no Kotobuki was in!?<br />Fuutarou: I thought you’d come around…<br />Ryoutsu: Did you see who wanted to buy Nasu no Kotobuki!!<br />Fuutarou: But master, it’s quite serious at the horse track.  It was chance that Nasu no Kotobuki came through.<br />Ryoutsu: What are you saying!  That horse is natural for racing looking at its bloodline!<br />Ryoutsu: Look, its parent is Kyuuri no Kotobuki……its feerless!<br />Fuutarou: But it was serious at the track……<br /><br />64.<br />Ryoutsu: You: how could you defy me, called the winning horse of HQ in my 20 years of horse racing!?<br />Terai: Ryou-san, the investigation isn’t horses, it’s an eat-and-run.  Talk about the eat-and-run!<br />Ryoutsu: I got it!!<br />Ryoutsu: So then, speak of what happened…<br />Fuutarou: COUGH COUGH<br />Fuutarou: In…truth…the money I thought would get me back to Niigata……I did some horse racing…to at least get a souvenir…<br />Ryoutsu: So you lost it all and became hungry…so you finally…<br />Fuutarou: Everyone’s been so bad to me, master!  Show pity to my son for having such a drunk, worthless father, kukuku.<br /><br />65.<br />Ryoutsu: How much will it take to get back to Niigata…?<br />Fuutarou: Eh, what’s that?<br />Ryoutsu: I’m asking how much you need.<br />Fuutarou: U—h, the train is three thousand yen…<br />Fuutarou: Ah!<br />Ryoutsu: Don’t drink or do horse-races anymore.<br />Ryoutsu: And here’s a bit to buy something with……<br />Fuutarou: Ma…Master.<br />Ryoutsu: Go ahead, go ahead………<br />Fuutarou: I did want to buy a souvenir for my momma but……..<br /><br />66.<br />Ryoutsu: OK: when you get back to Niigata, work honestly and don’t make your mother and son worry!<br />Fuutarou: Hey, well then, I…got it already.<br />Terai: Ryou-san…<br />Ryoutsu: ?<br />Terai: Are you fine giving him money without asking where he lived!  He’ll never pay it back!<br />Ryoutsu: It’s cheap to think that a little money can improve a person.  Hahahaha……<br />Ryoutsu: Police serve to create a bright Japan!  Hold on, going to pee.<br />Ryoutsu: Kuku…so heart breaking…<br /><br />67.<br />Ryoutsu: Ah, right: the festival, the festival.  Now, let’s go quickly!<br />Terai: Should we really go!?<br />Terai: The chief will be coming back from patrol soon.<br />Ryoutsu: Therefore, we’ll go before he comes.<br />Ryoutsu: He’s still partway through his inheritance report……………It’ll be fine, don’t worry.<br /><br />68.<br />Ryoutsu: Well, a festival like this is like the old days!  So nostalgic…<br />Ryoutsu: Well its cause my birthplace was Yoshiwara.  Those Asakusa festivals were good.  Where were you born?<br />(TN: Yoshiwara was a famous red-light district in old Edo/Tokyo known for prostitution, around the modern Taitou ward.  Asakusa is also in Taitou, notable for it’s temples and formerly known as a “pleasure” district prior to the rise of more modern districts such as Shinjuku.  Thus it makes sense that a citizen of Taitou like Ryoutsu would go to Asakura for their festivals)<br />Terai: Nosappu in Hokkaido!<br />(TN: As I mentioned in the pilot, “Nossapu” is the eastern-most point in Japan)<br />Ryoutsu: Hey, goldfish-scooping!  This is my triumph of triumphs at the post.<br />Ryoutsu: Look closely at this arm forged long ago!!<br /><br />69.<br />Ryoutsu: Ah!!<br />Salesman: One more!!<br />Ryoutsu: S**t.<br />Ryoutsu: Damn.<br />Ryoutsu: What!! (weird symbols)!!<br />Ryoutsu: Hey, the goldfish of your place is making a fool of a cop.<br />Ryoutsu: Hey, listen, the goldfish at that shop are extremely strange.  I’m not mistaken, they’re tamed!<br />Terai: Sure, sure.<br /><br />70.<br />Ryoutsu: Ah~~shooting gallery.  I love those.<br />Terai: You’ve gotten pleasant.<br />Sign: FUN TARGET CORNER (FAMED IN KAMEARI!!)<br />Ryoutsu: My gunmanship is my triumph of triumphs!  Wherever I go, I’m better for going after live humans over dolls…<br />Ryoutsu: This hand’s been forged in the police academy……<br />(TN: Note Tetsujin 28 (Gigantor) and Tetsuwan Atomu (Astro Boy))<br />Ryoutsu: S**t, I missed……<br /><br />71.<br />Ryoutsu: S**t.<br />Ryoutsu: Isn’t this barrel defective?<br />Ryoutsu: Damn f**king brats are making fun of me!<br />Terai: You’ve quickly gotten serious.<br />Ryoutsu: Quiet!  Why should a modern policeman lose to a civilian?<br />(TN: Note Kitaro)<br /><br />72.<br />Ryoutsu: Unu.<br />Ryoutsu: Mu.<br />Girl: I got it.  It’s so simple, an idiot can do this.<br />Ryoutsu: Hey!  Hold my jacket.<br />Terai: Ryou-san, calm down.<br />Ryoutsu: Shut up!<br />Ryoutsu: I will hit this!  S**t.<br />Terai: Well, I’m not staying with you anymore.<br />Terai: Well, that’s fine.  I’ll go back there alone…<br />SFX: BANG<br /><br />73.<br />Ryoutsu: I did it, hahaha, look Terai!  I finally hit it!  Look at that.<br />Ryoutsu: It really is the gun you use…N, what’s wrong!?  Don’t joke with me~~<br />Terai: You really weren’t letting it go.<br />Terai: Well, let’s go back already.  We’ve done enough.  <br />Ryoutsu: What, we’re going already?<br />Terai: We’re with him again tonight…<br />Ryoutsu: Really?  So then……<br /><br />74.<br />Terai: Of…course, let’s go play a bit more.<br />Ryoutsu: Wh…what?<br />Ryoutsu: But it’s great you want to come with me again.  Our fun will go up…<br />Fuutarou: WAHAHA…WAAA…<br />Fuutarou: Hahaha, everyone~~drink up.  I’ve got money.  Hahaha.<br />Terai: Ryou-san, it’s another one.  It’s different from that guy earlier!  Well, let’s go get some candied apricot!<br />(TN: “Candied apricot” or “anzuame” is a traditional festival snack)<br /><br />75.<br />Ryoutsu: Th…th…th~~at guy~~~!!<br />Terai: Then I’ll be waiting over there…<br />Terai: I won’t get involved anymore.  I don’t know them…<br />Ryoutsu: Hohohohow dare………he…he.<br />Fuutarou: Ah, come, come, hahaha.<br />Fuutarou: N?<br /><br />76.<br />Fuutarou: The cop from earlier?  This is chance~~how about a fill up?<br />Ryoutsu: Fill it up with what!!<br />Fuutarou: What’s with the police!  You wanna fight?<br />Ryoutsu: SHUT UP!!<br />Ryoutsu: How dare you lie to me!  You idiot!!<br />Bums: Ah!  Their my buddies.  What are you doing, our servant!<br />Terai: I don’t know him at all.<br /><br />77.<br />Ryoutsu: If that Fuutarou comes by this time, I’ll kill him!<br />Ryoutsu: Owow…<br />Terai: You did too much, you didn’t even think that they could have been murderers.<br />Ryoutsu: I was troubled with that money…s**t, I really should have used it for pachinko…<br />Ryoutsu: Ah.<br />Fuutarou: How was last night, hihihi…<br />Ryoutsu: Going to fight me!!<br />Fuutarou: W…wait up.<br />Fuutarou: I’ve come to pay back your money, pay it back!<br /><br />78.<br />Ryoutsu: Ri…right.  I really did believe you when I looked into your eyes at my post.<br />Fuutarou: He changed to delight.<br />Ryoutsu: Hey, what’s this?  Isn’t this a manjuu?<br />(TN: Manjuu is a sweet pastry usually with a paste or jelly inside)<br />Fuutarou: The cost was outrageous.  Look closely, it’s upside-down.<br />Fuutarou: An upside-down manjuu is a hundred-thousand……a hundred-thousand is a lot.  Hihihihihihi…that’s strange huh.<br />(TN: This is a bizarre pun: the reverse of “manjuu” is “juuman” or “one-hundred thousand”)<br />Ryoutsu: Hold it, don’t move from there…<br />Fuutarou: Huh, why?<br />Fuutarou: Whwh…wait.  Are you serious?<br />Ryoutsu: Hold on!  Quiet as I shoot!<br />Fuutarou: He didn’t get the joke~~<br /><br />TN: Manjuu...juuman...yeah, that would be a hard joke to do in our language. (unless it somehow turns into, I dunno...&quot;doughnut&quot; and &quot;nuts of dough&quot;...but that just sounds wrong)  Strangely, even though this is the second actual chapter, the world just seems to feel more familiar and things just seem funnier and more interesting the more you get yourself into it.  Maybe it's just either the time of the era being 1976, which was a much more simpler time in manga...or it's just the familiarity that Akimoto gives to his world and those in it with each chapter.  This chapter shows many different sides to Ryoutsu, from his selfless side to his selfish side, from happy-go-lucky to easily aggrevated...and each side just brings out a different interesting and fun aspect as needed in these chapters.  This is also the first active usage of Terai after being introduced last time and sleeping through most of that first official chapter (and being sick throughout the pilot), but he just seemed a bit less memorable compared to Nakagawa or Tokatsu: he just seems like a cautious stick in the mud who sort of is an opposite to the crazy antics of Ryoutsu.  Though one thing I find fun and interesting about this chapter...is how many jokes or connections to the pilot that it held out, from Fuutarou's resemblance to the visitor from Niigata to the return of the Nossapu joke with Terai.  Though...I sort of hope after this that Ryou doesn't throw his money around like &quot;that&quot; anymore...even if he could in other ways.<br /><br />BTW: I sort of hope we got everything straightened out about order and such: this is the official chp. 2, the previous was 1 and the one before that is the &quot;prelude&quot; one-shot. (I'm calling it a prelude instead of a pilot right now since for some reason Keiichi's appearance coming up soon may connect to his appearance and usage in the pilot)</summary>
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		<id>https://mangahelpers.com/t/strangerataru/releases/15275</id>
        <title>[English] [Translation] Kochira Katsushikaku Kameari Kouenmae Hashutsujo 1 by StrangerAtaru</title>
        <updated>2009-08-20T00:14:30+00:00</updated>
        <author>
            <name>StrangerAtaru</name>
            <email>admin@mangahelpers.com</email>
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        <summary type="html">Every day at the station in front of Kameari Park is a new day...for making mischief!  And with Ryoutsu around, even a hot day or a local patrol can turn into plenty of trouble!<br /><br />Chp. 2: The Youthful Policemen of Downtown<br /><br />36.<br />Banner: AGNES LUM SIGNING: Kameari Station<br /><br />37.<br />Cop: How could it be hot at the end of September…<br />Ryoutsu: Hey you, if you ever come to this police box again, this won’t be all you get.<br />Man: Hyaa!!<br />Cop: What’s wrong, Ryou-san?<br />Ryoutsu: This and that has happened!  That guy mistaken here for a bathroom and jumped right in.<br /><br />38.<br />Ryoutsu: With the stupidity policemen put up with normally, how could that type come in here!<br />Cop: While we’re at it, here’s your azuki ice.<br />(TN: “Azuki ice” is a flavor of kakigouri (Japanese shaved ice) flavored of sweet azuki bean)<br />Ryoutsu: It’s strange that it’s gotten hot, but it’s hitting at the end of the season……<br />Cop: While we’re at it, did you find that reporter who left the station?<br />Ryoutsu: Aah, that…it seems they were thrown out…<br />Cop: That’s no good.  You forgot about everything that they wrote about.<br />Ryoutsu: Oh well.  It will be the same as last week, they won’t understand.<br />Ryoutsu: Chi, that worn air conditioner has stopped again.<br />Cop: OK<br /><br />39.<br />Cop: S**t—this foolish conditioner.<br />Ryoutsu: Hold on, hold on…<br />Ryoutsu: Don’t use that slow method…<br />Ryoutsu: Shock it with this!<br />Ryoutsu: Doryaa!!<br />Ryoutsu: See, its working.<br /><br />40.<br />Ryoutsu: Hey, it’s heating up.  It’s not back to normal.<br />Cop: Don’t joke around, it’s steaming up.<br />Ryoutsu: Quiet.  Are you saying it’s my fault?<br />Cop: Well won’t it ultimately get hotter than earlier!<br />Cop: It’s much cooler outside.  You should go on patrol!<br />Ryoutsu: I get it.  I’ll wake up Terai…<br />Ryoutsu: Hey, get up!!<br />Ryoutsu: Hey, naptime is over!<br /><br />41.<br />Ryoutsu: Hey!  Don’t you get that you should get up?<br />Ryoutsu: How could you get drunk during the day~~<br />Cop: It’s no good.  He won’t be joining us on patrol.<br />Ryoutsu: He will do it!  Help me.<br />Ryoutsu: Well, it does seem like him somehow?<br />Cop: U—h, a bit in the face.<br />Ryoutsu: Raise it as such…<br />Ryoutsu: Some cellophane for the eyes…<br />Cop: Well…..<br />Ryoutsu: How’s that?<br />Cop: Mu—he looks ghastly!<br /><br />42.<br />Cop: He’ll hold a gun like this…give him some force…and<br />Ryoutsu: That’s quite the feel.  You’re skilled at this.<br />Cop: He’s better than those standing dolls for rural cops…Yep.<br />Ryoutsu: Really is.  I’ll regret him falling down.<br />Cop: Let’s hurry and finish up this patrol before his body does.<br />Ryoutsu: Um, we should do that.<br /><br />43.<br />Ryoutsu: Even so, it really is hot.<br />Cop: It is!<br />Ryoutsu: Can you buy me a canned beer?<br />Cop: Hehe, shouldn’t I?<br /><br />44.<br />Boy: GYAAAAAAA—<br />Mother: What’s wrong, Osamu-chan?  Eh…wh—at?<br />Boy: Gyaaaa<br />Cop: Here’s your beer…<br />Ryoutsu: WAAAAH…we’ll drink it over there, right there……<br />Ryoutsu: Brats these days get quite bothered.<br />Cop: What are you worried about?<br />Ryoutsu: No, n…nothing…<br />Cop: Hey, I’ve heard they have air conditioning in movie theaters, so let’s take a break in there.  Elder Bunta came to do that.<br />Ryoutsu: Movie theaters are dangerous!...........Of course.<br /><br />45.<br />Ryoutsu: Let’s take a short break in here.<br />Sign: Coffee &amp; Set Meals: DIPHTHERIA<br />Restaurant worker: Welcome………<br />Ryoutsu: We really can relax in this tea house~~<br />Cop: Yessir!<br />Cop: It’s better for patrols to be left to the young.<br /><br />46.<br />Ryoutsu: Hey stupid!  Get dressed.<br />Cop: Ubu<br />Cop: Aren’t you relaxing?<br />Ryoutsu: You’re merely causing fear to the populace with your appearance, huh.<br />Cop: What!  You have the face that could commit an evil crim…<br />Waitress: Welcome.<br />Waitress: May I have your order?<br /><br />47.<br />Ryoutsu: Ah…cough cough, my order.  Um…iced kombu tea.<br />(TN:  Kombu tea, or “kombucha” is a fermented tea usually with medicinal purposes)<br />Cop: Oh, I’ll have the same.<br />Cop: That’s a nice girl!<br />Ryoutsu: Re…really……<br />Ryoutsu: Totsuka, go.  Attack her.<br />Totsuka: Wh…what do you want?<br />Ryoutsu: You idiot: we’re police.  We have many methods, from questioning her to bringing her in as a suspect.  We’ll take her to the box, that’s what we’ll do.  Understood?<br />Totsuka: So then you do it, Ryou-san.<br /><br />48.<br />Ryoutsu: I’m in a sacred profession.  How could I do that…or even think that…<br />Totsuka: Aren’t I the same!<br />Ryoutsu: At any rate, we’ll have her be questioned as a volunteer.  We’ll make up a reason later.<br />Ryoutsu: We don’t have to be scared.  Those who resist an officer will be caught by me.  We have accountability that can be dispenced here.  How can we be scared!<br />Totsuka: Kukuku, I get it.  So let’s go!<br />Totsuka: Ah!<br />Totsuka: He’s touching her shoulder.<br />Ryoutsu: S**t, what is he?<br />Totsuka: Ah—he’s touching her waist.<br />Ryoutsu: That guy!!<br /><br />49.<br />Totsuka: Ah, aren’t we a sacred profession…<br />Ryoutsu: With how it is, I’ll have a secret profession and my meal!!<br />Ryoutsu: Hey you!  What are you doing talking to that girl, you pervert!<br />Man: Huh?<br />Ryoutsu: You’re under arrest, caught red-handed for rape!  Come with me for a bit to the station!<br />Man: Hey!<br />Waitress: Cop-san, that man is my fiancée!<br />Ryoutsu: Fiancee……?<br />Woman: We’re engaged…<br />(TN: This joke only really works in Japanese: the woman states that he is her “fiancée” in Japanese, then uses the Japanese term of “konyakusha”.  I tried to make it work as best as possible)<br />Ryoutsu: Y….you, how dare you look like that…<br /><br />50.<br />Man: Please let go!!<br />Tokatsu: Ah—hey you, now you’re inflicting assault on an officer.  Attempting to inflict murder is the death penalty for you.<br />Man: Another weird one has appeared.<br />Ryoutsu: Hold on, hold on.  You’re really complicating things by coming here, leave him to me!!<br />Ryoutsu: For the moment, you’re coming in for crimes of interference of duty and assault!<br />Man: That’s too much!<br />Ryoutsu: We’ll have the woman as reference…for…you…N!?<br />Waitress: You will, OK……a fight in my shop…it’s really urgent…<br />Ryoutsu: ……………………<br /><br />51.<br />Ryoutsu: There!!<br />Man: Huh!!<br />Ryoutsu: Hey, pick him up!!  Hurry!<br />Tokatsu: But what do we do…with the woman…<br />Ryoutsu: Idiot!  Come on now!<br />Ryoutsu: That woman called the police.  The cops are coming!<br />Tokatsu: But aren’t we the police!?<br />Ryoutsu: Aren’t we a different kind……!?<br />Ryoutsu: Fine, calm down.  We’ll let this pass………<br /><br />52.<br />Ryoutsu: It’s hot working out there.  Appreciate your efforts.<br />Tokatsu: Now, run quick…<br />Ryoutsu: Don’t get disorganized.<br />Ryoutsu: Look inside the patrol car.<br />Toktatsu: ?<br />Tokatsu: A newbie officer………<br />Ryoutsu: You did say you wanted to go to the sea on a hot day……<br />Tokatsu: It’s perfect weather for a sea bath.  Let’s do it!<br />Officer: Huh?  You’re…<br /><br />53.<br />Ryoutsu: We’re with patrol from central office.  We need this car.  Get out immediately.<br />Officer: Really?  OK!<br />Car Side: Police Headquarters<br />Officer: You’re from central office?  Aren’t you with me perhaps?<br />Tokatsu: You really know us?  Hahaha<br />Officer: So where to?  Back to HQ?<br />Tokatsu: No, actually………<br />Ryoutsu: Can you take us to Funabashi, no, the beach in Miura?<br />(TN: Funabashi is a city in the Tokyo area on the bay.  Miura, though, is a city along the Pacific Ocean in Kanagawa bordering the sea, as well as a peninsula where that city is located)<br />Officer: Huh, why there…<br />Ryoutsu: You have a secret duty there…We can’t tell you what it is.  Haha……<br />Officer: Ha, alright<br />Voice: Stop here a moment!<br />(Sign on right: KANETAMA BEER)<br />(Sign on Left: GAMES/MODEL GUN TOY SHOP)<br /><br />54.<br />Tokatsu: Well, I’ll buy us a bit…<br />Ryoutsu: Hou, you’re stationed at Kanda?  I had plenty of problems with that chief too…<br />(TN: Kanda is a district of Chiyoda ward, Tokyo)<br />Officer: Heh, you’re different from those in central office.<br />Tokatsu: Alright, let’s go!!<br />Officer: Are you bringing all that with?<br />Ryoutsu: What, it’s for the secret duty.<br />Ryoutsu: Let’s take this chance!!<br />Sign: SIREN<br />Tokatsu: YES, YAHOO!!<br /><br />55.<br />Officer: Watch out, we’ll hit something—<br />Ryoutsu: Well, don’t say that, drink~~drink~~<br />Ryoutsu: You idiot, that’s the patrol car from Tenka Gomen!<br />(TN: “Tenka Gomen” is a notable and popular Japanese drama originally aired in 1971)<br />Officer: Idiot, this is the special car of the Superintendent General of police!!<br />Ryoutsu: What!!<br />Chief: Hey!  All of you have to show more chin!!<br />Ryoutsu’s sign: I’m a professionally lazy policeman. –Ryoutsu<br />Tokatsu’s sign: I’m a professionally lazy policeman –Tokatsu<br />Terai’s sign: I’m a policeman who really loves Lum-chan – Terai<br />Terai: How did I come to be with them!?<br /><br />TN: Well Terai was sleeping on the job, so of course the chief had an excuse to crack down on him...but it feels strange that he's the one with the &quot;Agnes Lum&quot; sign as opposed to Ryoutsu or Tokatsu. (or just Akimoto in general...dang he was obsessed with her back then)  Well, somehow considering the situation of the chapter and the style of the art, this is probably the point where KochiKame began serialization in general...whereas the art in the previous chapter was much more raw and there was way more dialogue, this felt like an ordinary fun one-shot chapter (well most of the series is one-shot chapters so that's to be expected) and much easier for me to do than the &quot;pilot&quot;/&quot;first chapter&quot; last time around.  The series felt more manic and in its element this time than in the first chapter, with Ryoutsu not just complaining in a station the whole time and ending up running around doing everything from getting beer to stealing girls to stealing fellow patrol cars!  This chapter introduces as well another Kameari stationer in Tokatsu...he probably may not appear as much but for the time being (which Nakagawa suddenly gone), he seems like Ryoutsu's partner in crime.  To tell the truth, I actually like the way Tokatsu was used here as Ryoutsu's partner than how Keiichi was in the pilot: sure he acted a lot like Ryoutsu in some ways, but it felt more like there were two crazy partner policemen compared to...well the contrast of Ryoutsu and Nakagawa.  Oh, and note how this world seems to have weird dialogue and strange things going one everywhere...I wonder if this is Akimoto's style at the time or just gag manga in general for the era.<br /><br />BTW: Had to change this since this is officially chp. 1 and the previous is the pilot...beware any confusion.</summary>
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        <title>[English] [Translation] Kochira Katsushikaku Kameari Kouenmae Hashutsujo Prelude  by StrangerAtaru</title>
        <updated>2009-08-19T00:32:18+00:00</updated>
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        <summary type="html">In 1976, in a Weekly Shonen Jump still living in a more innocent era of gags, sports and the occasional drama, a simple gag series about the life and times of an unusual policeman started out amidst all the others...unknowing that it would eventually become one of the longest running continuous series in manga history!  And now, we take you back to the day...where Ryoutsu's crazy life all began!<br /><br /><em>Kochira Katsushika-ka Kameari Kouenmae Hashutsujo (KochiKame)<br />By Osamu Akimoto</em><br /><br />Volume 1: Ryou-san is Early!?<br />Chp. 1: Ryou-san of the Apology Report<br /><br />5.<br />Visitor: Well, I’m lost again.<br />Visitor: There has to be a police box somewhere…ah, there.<br />(TN: A “police box” is a typical station for policemen in Japan, also known in Japanese as “kouban”)<br />Visitor: I’ll ask at the police box…Here I go.<br />Traffic Light Sign: KAMEARI KOUENMAE (In front of Kameari Park)<br />Top Sign: Kameari Kouenmae Hashutsujou (Local Police Station in Kameari Kouemae)<br />Right Sign: Agnes Lum is finally coming to Japan.  Signing at this Police Box, 7/7<br />(TN: Agnes Lum is a notable swimsuit model in the 1970s)<br />Left Sign: Now Recruiting Policemen!!  450-500/hr.<br />(TN: Really can’t read the far left sign too well, doesn’t really have to be translated if it can’t be)<br /><br />6.<br />Visitor: Here I go.<br />Visitor: Uh…um…I have a bit to ask but…<br />Visitor: ………………<br />Ryoutsu: (thinking numerical odds, don’t change when TLing it)<br />Ryoutsu: O…OK………good………keep running!  Donketsu Shinbori…<br />(TN: The name essentially translates to “Lack-of-Brains Shinbori”)<br />Ryoutsu: What!?<br />Ryoutsu: Here he comes!  That Hashichism!  Wh…what is that fool doing, s**t!  You can do it!  Donketsu Shinbori, do it for me!<br />Visitor: ………………<br /><br />7.<br />Ryoutsu: N…no!  No no!  Are you planning to betray me, Donketsu Shinbori!  I bet ten special tickets on you, 10 tickets!<br />Ryoutsu: Ah…………………<br />Radio: Hashichism takes first.  Donketsu Shinbori is scratched.<br />Ryoutsu: ………………………(to himself) Hii—hii—Donketsu Shinbori—hii—<br />Visitor: Um…uh, Cop-san……<br />(TN: The visitor calls Ryoutsu “omawari-san”, which is a friendly way to say “Mr. Policeman” or “Policeman-san”.  It’s crucial for the joke coming up so I made it “Mr. Cop” or “Cop-san”)<br />Ryoutsu: What are you, don’t you know my post!?<br />Ryoutsu: WHAT IS “COP-SAN”!  CALL ME “POLICEMAN-SAN”!  “POLICEMAN-SAN”!<br />(TN: Ryoutsu goes on to tell him to call him “junsa-san”, which is a more honorific version of the same thing, therefore why I went with “Mr. Policeman” or “Policeman-san”)<br />Visitor: !<br />Visitor: So then, Policeman-san………I want to know directions but…<br /><br />8.<br />Ryoutsu: Where do you want to go, where!<br />Visitor: Please wait a moment, u~~h, ah, there!<br />Visitor: Tomodaore Industrial Private Company……I heard it was around here but……<br />(TN: A bit of a joke: “Tomodaore” is “joint bankruptcy”)<br />Ryoutsu: Tomodaore Industrial……..um~~Tomodaore……<br />Ryoutsu: Haven’t heard of it!  Aren’t you mistaking it?<br />Visitor: I…I’m not!  I heard that there was a cop nearby in front of the station that would help me!<br />Visitor: I took a 10-hour train ride from Niigata to get this far to Ueno……what made me come to Tokyo—<br />(TN: Niigata is a town on the north-west corner of Honshu)<br />Ryoutsu: I’ll kindly draw on your map to the person in the police-box in front of the station…you did get lost coming so close to it…<br /><br />9.<br />Visitor: I heard that you immediately go to a police box when you get lost…huh……huh?<br />Ryoutsu: Would I lie to you!  If I didn’t, I’d never be able to!<br />Visitor: You’re…confused…<br />Ryoutsu: I’ll really kill you for throwing me off while I was into the horse-race!  But I’m not holding on to my pistol!<br />Visitor: I…I get it!<br />Ryoutsu: A peasant like you shouldn’t come to Tokyo, go home immediately!<br />Visitor: Ri—ght.<br />Ryoutsu: Hmph!  They grow rice in Niigata!<br /><br />10.<br />Ryoutsu: A—ah, I was too irritated, really.<br />Ryoutsu: ………………<br />Ryoutsu: What are you all doing!  This isn’t a show!<br />Woman: Kyaa!<br />Man: Uwaaa, save me~~<br />Ryoutsu: What were they all doing………(SFX) Haa haa<br />SFX: GRUMBLE GRUMBLE<br />Ryoutsu: Now that I think of it, where’s lunch?  I’m hungry…<br />Salesman: He—y, thanks for waiting!<br /><br />11.<br />Ryoutsu: Now this is the right scene, hehehehehe.  This is truly great for hunger.<br />Salesman: Thanks—<br />Ryoutsu: When I make the tea, I’ll eat.  Tea, tea…<br />Ryoutsu: It’s been a while since I’ve had tendon.  I always just have morisoba.  I’ll take it easy while I drink my tea…<br />(TN: “Tendon” is rice with fried fish or seafood on top; “morisoba” is chilled soba noodles served on a flat pan or basket)<br />Ryoutsu: It’s great that payday is the day after tomorrow…..Hehehe…<br />Ryoutsu: Ah, that thieving cat again!<br />Ryoutsu: O...OK!  In this moment, I won’t move………<br />Sign: Always smile while working: Chief<br /><br />12.<br />Ryoutsu: Isn’t he always just eating, that thieving cat!  At this rate, he’ll eat the morisoba down to the tsuyu sauce and the negi……Today: I think you won’t be coming back alive today!<br />(TN: “tsuyu sauce” is a sauce usually used for soba noodles or tempura, while negi is a spring onion)<br />SFX: BLOODTHIRST<br />Ryoutsu: Hey you!  Die!  Die!<br />Ryoutsu: Wait…you running away, coward!<br />Girl: KYAA!!<br /><br />13.<br />Ryoutsu: I’ll be waiting to the very end~~<br />Ryoutsu: Huh?<br /><br />14.<br />Ryoutsu: No!  No!  I’m hungry and I don’t know what to do with my post!  I’m really in a terrible position.<br />Ryoutsu: And to further this, my uproar now made me exhaust all my bullets.  I must write an apology again…<br />(TN: “apology” is in Japanese “Shimatsusho”, which is a written explanation or apology)<br />Ryoutsu: I think the only thing that would help is to throw my gun away, even if it’s empty…oh well, they’ll understand just what they see outside.  And now, for my meal.  Luckily, I was able to save one tempura shrimp through that gun battle.<br />Ryoutsu: We—ll, let’s eat………!?<br />Ryoutsu: What’s this?<br />Ryoutsu: Ah: he ate only the inside!<br /><br />15.<br />Ryoutsu: So I’m fated to not eat tendon this time?  That cat has moved me to tears.<br />Ryoutsu: Well, even so, do I have a bit of tea left?  I don’t remember if I still have tea……this smells funny.<br />Ryoutsu: ………!<br />Ryoutsu: Phew, I just give up.  Its better that I don’t get a duodenum ulcer…<br />Ryoutsu: I’m still hungry since I only ate a bit.  Should I buy some bread!<br />Ryoutsu: The price of bread has gone up and it’s high now……Hey, Terai, can you keep watch while I go get some bread?  Terai!<br /><br />16.<br />Ryoutsu: Tera………Right!  He’s in the hospital now!  He actually jumped into his patrol car yesterday and is said to be in critical condition.<br />Ryoutsu: That’s a problem.  I can’t go since the police box would be empty.  And if a passer by comes through…so then, I’m hungry and can’t do anything without a partner.<br />Ryoutsu: And I’ve got to make rounds in another hour…now that I say that, the chief said that there was a new officer coming here, but he’s late……<br />Ryoutsu: What sort of person is coming?   It should be a beautiful policewoman that’s “my type”: “Ryoutsu-san, please take care of me”.  That would never be possible, though a unique person like Matsumoto who was here before would be nice……<br />Ryoutsu: Ultimately, playing Russian Roulette leads to instant death…they’ll be a fun guy then.  Ahahaha<br /><br />17.<br />“Younger Cop”: Driver, the ride is on the chief.<br />Driver: Thanks~~<br />“Younger Cop”: Are you head patrol officer Ryotsu-san?<br />Ryoutsu: Aah…well, I’m Ryoutsu here at the station in front of Kameari Park!<br />Keiichi: I’m Nakagawa Keiichi; I’ll be working at this station starting today!  Please to meet you, senpai!<br />Ryoutsu: Well, how nice.  You don’t have to be so honorable, take it easy; relax.  Hahaha.<br /><br />18.<br />Ryoutsu: I’ve got the desk over there.  You can use the desk here.  I’m taking a break from here to buy some bread.<br />Keiichi: Alright!<br />Ryoutsu: While you’re at it, can you clean up inside?  The broom is standing out front.  Please do it.<br />Bottle: KOIWAI<br />(TN: Koiwai is a Japanese brand notable for its dairy products, including milk and cheese from both cows and sheep)<br />Ryoutsu: Hey, you said you were Nakagawa.<br />Keiichi: Yep, what is it senpai!<br />Ryoutsu: I didn’t realize it in my delirium for bread earlier, but aren’t your and my uniforms quite different!?<br />Keiichi: Oh, this?  Hahaha, you have a good eye as expected.  These are designed by Pierre Erodan.  It’s an outfit special ordered for a uniform.<br />(TN: There is no company called “Pierre Erodan”, it is assumed to be a reference to designer Pierre Cardin)<br />Ryoutsu: Doesn’t it speak badly for your necktie?<br />Keiichi: Wh—at, please don’t worry.  It’s cheap: a French-styled that’s merely 20,000 yen…<br />(TN: 20,000 yen isn’t cheap; it’s typically around $200.00)<br /><br />19.<br />Ryoutsu: I haven’t spoken to many in this station recently, but you are sociable.  I’ll forgive you for that outfit.<br />Keiichi: No, you’re not speaking bad at all………I changed my clothes in the taxi.  This really is an era of individuality for Japanese policemen.<br />Ryoutsu: ……………….<br />Ryoutsu: It is, then you’ve done that too!  Well, I think we’ll get along.<br />Keiichi: Well, hahahha, I say so too.<br />Keiichi: Senpai is famous amidst this station.  That you’re “Ryou-san of the Apology Report”.<br />Ryoutsu: How could you say that in front of your senpai!<br />Keiichi: N…no, it wasn’t this moment!  It was from the women generally around this station.<br />Ryoutsu: How rude, that rumor has no basis! (to himself) But it is true…<br />Keiichi: While we’re at it, senpai!<br />Keiichi: What is it that we do at this police station?<br /><br />20.<br />Ryoutsu: Since you’re asking, I’ll tell you…we mange traffic violations…go around the park……occasionally we play pachinko or see a porno on the side while on patrol……<br />Keiichi: Well—that’s rather busy.<br />Ryoutsu: Naturally, the people living in peace every day are thanks to us, humbly!  With us around, we’re the halo that points the way towards Japan’s future!  Hahahaha.<br />Keiichi: So, the young are discovered and gradually they’re fine with killing?   BABA—NG……<br />Ryoutsu: Wh…what?  That pistol is different from the ones equipped by the police.<br />Keiichi: Yep, it’s a gun I ordered from Smith &amp; Wesson in America.<br />Keiichi: It’s bigger in two ways than your New Nambu.  Its barrel is 3.5 inches longer!<br />(TN: “New Nambu” is a manufacturer of guns, many of which were used in Japan at the time)<br />Ryoutsu: You’re right, it’s longer…<br />Keiichi: It’s coated in nickel to stand out.<br />Ryoutsu: Well……<br />Keiichi: Guns are better made in America than in Japan.<br /><br />21.<br />Keiichi: Comparatively on the outside, it’s light.  It is a K-frame.  I saw this being used by Eastwood in “Dirty Harry” and I was numbed by it.  I immediately ordered it from America.  Hahahaha.  Its bullets are .44 Special.<br />(TN: A &quot;K-frame&quot; is a 6 shot gu using .38 or .357 bullets, usually made for carrying.  On the other hand, a .44 Special is a special Smith &amp; Wesson smokeless powder center fire metallic cartridge, developed for their revolvers but used rather prominently until the development of the .44 Magnum in the 1950s.  BTW: Dirty Harry, from the movie in 1971 which is being referenced, actually used .44 Magnum bullets, not .44 Special like Nakagawa obtained)<br />Ryoutsu: It’s better than mine, s**t.<br />Keiichi: Haven’t you seen “Dirty Harry”?  It’s a wonderful film that’s a mirror for us policemen!<br />Ryoutsu: Whatever I say, I more love pornos…..(Hahahaha)<br />Keiichi: It inspired me.  The scene where he faced the car of the bank gang in particular already brings me to tears.  Eastwood gripped this Magnum with his big hand…<br />Keiichi: Right…Ah, hold on. Let’s assume that light van is the car in the bank robbery.<br />Ryoutsu: He…hey, are you seriously going to shoot!<br />Keiichi: I won’t shoot; I’m merely explaining the scene.<br />Keiichi: Here’s where we finally reach the climax.  Alright, let’s begin.<br />Ryoutsu: OK, understood.<br />Keiichi: Eastwood, without a bit of haste, immediately pulled out his M29 to the car with the escaping criminals!<br /><br />22.<br />Keiichi: He couldn’t really flat-out fire his gun, with the greatest strength in the world.  There, he lowered his waist, opened his legs and took a wider stance.  Calming down, quickly he made his action!<br />Ryoutsu: Mhmm, understood……<br />Keiichi: And then he took a two-handed maintenance firing stance, unique due to the large size of the gun.<br />Keiichi: And then………<br />Keiichi: And then……Uh…he aimed for the car of the criminals………he aimed for it…………<br />Ryoutsu: Ah, hey, you shouldn’t be so serious!  Nakagawa!<br />SFX: BANG<br />Ryoutsu: You dummy, are you really going to go that far!<br />Keiichi: No!  I forgot that the trigger is sensitive to a feather touch!<br />Ryoutsu: Fine then, hide it!<br /><br />23.<br />Keiichi: Senpai, what happened to that light van from earlier?<br />Ryoutsu: I don’t know.  They won’t know if you play dumb.<br />Ryoutsu: However, don’t deceive me by reducing the bullets in your gun to one, even if you leave it other there.<br />Keiichi: How about if I just have a spare one?<br />Ryoutsu: Don’t worry about it…well; this is a report document up through this morning!  You need to rewrite it with your shooting.<br />Keiichi: As expected, I’m in your debt!<br />Ryoutsu: Phew…..so then, I’ll leave that to you.  Really, this position uses nerves………<br />Keiichi: Senpai, to make this really consistant, shouldn’t it just be one parking violation for this morning!<br />Ryoutsu: I leave that to you to finish it well.  Your “suitability” as a policeman is in this way.<br /><br />24.<br />Keiichi: With this……<br />Ryoutsu: Naturally.  If you can’t do this, then you won’t be a mature policeman.<br />Keiichi: So then, how about this: I was warning a parking violation and since the man there suddenly attacked me with a knife he had, I dodged it and fired a warning shot as he was running……<br />Ryoutsu: N~~~<br />Ryoutsu: It’s a tad weak……for example, how about your opponent had not a knife but an axe?  He released a shotgun from the trunk of his car……<br />Keiichi: That….won’t be enough.<br />Keiichi: So then, how about this: I was warning him and since he suddenly fired a shotgun and threw hand grenades, I dodged him and fired a warning shot as he was running……<br />Ryoutsu: Well, it did go there.<br />Keiichi: Great!  I can do this.  However, senpai, this image is exciting, well done!  It’s as if I can never do anything.<br />Ryoutsu: So then, increase it to five of them!  Huh?<br />Keiichi: What!?  Why?<br /><br />25.<br />Ryoutsu: Well, it’ll be fine.  You won’t get promoted with such minute things.  Hahahaha.<br />Keiichi: Huh?  Then, I fired around six…<br />Keiichi: Phew, I’ve really done it……but will the chief truly believe it?<br />Keiichi: A—ah—do I really have still two more hours?  This is boring.  How about playing cards?<br />Ryoutsu: Wh…what!!<br />Keiichi: I…I was joking.  Hahahaha, a slight joke.<br />Ryoutsu: Why didn’t you say so sooner!  Let’s do this now!<br />Keiichi: AAH—<br /><br />26.<br />Ryoutsu: However, cards are for kids to play with!  At our age, we’re limited to Hanafuda!<br />(TN: Hanafuda cards are “flower cards” usually played by nobility involving using specially designed cards to make combinations to obtain the highest score)<br />Keiichi: You have those here…<br />Ryoutsu: Can you play “Oicho-kabu”?<br />(TN: “Oicho-kabu” is a card game usually using kabufuda cards, but can also be done with Hanafuda cards, where you have to reach a total closest to 9 without going over)<br />Keiichi: Um, well, a little…<br />Ryoutsu: Alright, now you’re an adult!<br />Ryoutsu: First, we’ll go by adultness.  Since that’s me, I’ll go!<br />Ryoutsu: No, a f**king Sakura!<br />Keiichi: Now it’s my turn.<br />Keiichi: Rain.  So then I’m an adult.<br />Ryoutsu: It’s been a while since I’ve been so excited.  Hihihihi.<br />Keiichi: What’s wrong?  Senpai?<br /><br />27.<br />Ryoutsu: Hold on a moment, delivery………<br />Keiichi: Ah, right…<br />Man: What’s a cop doing playing Hanafuta without hesitation while on duty?<br />Delivery: He really doesn’t look sincere.<br />Mustache: N…no, that cop there is holding a gun.<br />Mustache: He’s coming here.  Is he going to fire on us?<br />Deliverer: How could he threaten us?<br />Man: B…but, he has a reputation of not knowing what he’s doing when he’s angry……<br />Men: Ugyaa…there he is!  Save me.<br />Ryoutsu: Hyaa<br />Ryoutsu: There.  I’m not calm so I’m going to the back!.<br />Keiichi: Huh?  It’s gotten empty in here.<br />Ryoutsu: Don’t care!  Well, we’re going in the zashiki.  There aren’t any crooks that are in this police box.  Come with me quickly!<br />(TN: The “zashiki” is in reference to the “zashikirou”, an old Edo-era room where criminals or lunatics were stored)<br />Keiichi: Well, then, of course but………then, alright!<br /><br />28.<br />“Glasses”: I’m sorry, I need a bit of directions……<br />“Glasses”: There’s no one here?  Ah!<br />Ryoutsu: What is it?  Shut up already.<br />Youtsu: What are you doing!  Hurry along!<br />“Glasses”: So I’m mistaken?  No?  This really is a police box?<br />“Glasses”: I want to get to the university building but………<br />Ryoutsu: University building?  For that, go on the Shousen line from the station and it’s immediately around Hitotsubashi.<br />“Glasses” Thanks……<br />Ryoutsu: No, it’s nothing.<br />Ryoutsu: I’ve notice that I’ve seen that face now somewhere but…did I imagine it?<br />Sign: <br />HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN<br />BOMBING OFFENSE<br />TERAI YOUICHI (23)<br /><br />29.<br />Ryoutsu: No!  That’s not it now!  I got him lost!<br />Ryoutsu: Well, I’m sorry.  Well, let’s hurry along and start over!<br />Keiichi: Huh, we’re still doing this?<br />Ryoutsu: I foolishly left my equipment on my uniform: my gun, my walkie-talkie.<br />Keiichi: Do it later…?<br />Ryoutsu: What are you saying?  They’re my trump cards!  I have to get them immediately!<br />Keiichi: Then, let’s end this first.  I…already……<br />Ryoutsu: This is my final offer: several tickets to the Kansai Strippers who are currently at the Kameari Assembly Hall!<br />Keiichi: ………………<br />Ryoutsu: Alright, this will get back the rest of it…n~~consider this.<br />Keiichi: Do we have to?  How about we do with one?<br />Ryoutsu: Well, men have courage!  Let’s do it already.<br />Keiichi: ……<br />Ryoutsu: Ge!  Ni zou!!  Damn!<br />(TN: “Ni zou” is presumably a good combination in Oicho-kabu)<br /><br />30.<br />Keiichi: Senpai, since we’ll write off earlier, please at least just have your uniform.<br />Ryoutsu: Shut up: how can a man take back things he lost in a game!<br />Ryoutsu: On a hot day like today, it’s easier to work by dressing light, hahahaha.<br />Keiichi: He’s stubborn.<br />Construction: It’s terrible!  There’s a fight!<br />Ryoutsu: What?<br />Ryoutsu: Right, hold on.  Our post will now…ah, right.<br />Ryoutsu: Hey, new guy, go out there now.<br />Keiichi: Huh?<br />Keiichi: I…I don’t know this.  I just came to this police box………<br />Ryoutsu: Understood, understood.  I’ll go!  I’ll go!!<br />Keiichi: Thus…well, your outfit is……<br />Ryoutsu: This raincoat is a bit small but I really can’t help it.<br /><br />31.<br />Keiichi: Senpai!  Even if it’s how it is, the jokes’ gone too far.  If it’s not impossible, please change into this.<br />Armband: TRAFFIC SAFE<br />Ryoutsu: You take a break in there, I’ll be going for a bit.<br />Keiichi: Aah, senpai!<br />Keiichi: It’s true.  Even if you say you’re police, no one will believe you like that…<br />Ryoutsu: Hey, coming through, coming through.<br />Ryoutsu: Well, is the fight over yet?<br /><br />32.<br />Man: It wasn’t a fight.  A man who stole money from a shop was fighting with the workers at the shop and ended up running away.<br />Ryoutsu: Hmmhmm, well then, a robbery.<br />Ryoutsu: You work at the beer shop.  Explain the circumstances…<br />Worker: Well…I’ll explain it inside……<br />Sign: KANTORI BEER<br />Worker: !?<br />Worker: While you’re at it, who are you?  Why are you asking me this!<br />Ryoutsu: What, this is my job.  Complaining?<br />Worker: I’m irritated because I really got hurt!<br />Ryoutsu: That’s why I’ve come here, you.<br />Worker: What!<br />Ryoutsu: What’s with the what!<br />Worker: What’s with the what’s with the what!<br />Keiichi: Hello, this is the police station in front of Kameari Park………<br />Ryoutsu: Ah.<br />Keiichi: What are you doing, senpai!?<br />Ryoutsu: Um, well, the owner of the beer shop doesn’t believe I’m a policeman no matter how much I tell him, hahahaha.  Can’t you come to explain……Um, right.  Get here as quick as possible…<br /><br />33.<br />Man: I’m really sorry.  We really have to be better around here…<br />Ryoutsu: We—ll, that’s good.  Don’t worry about it, Hahahaha.<br />Girl 1: That cop is so cool…<br />Girl 2: Such a modern sense.<br />Girl 3: Ah, come over here—<br />Keiichi: Anytime you want to play, I’ll be at the police box there…if it’s fine, then we’ll go through a drive to Edogawa in the patrol car.<br />Girls: Uwaa, great, really!?<br />Ryoutsu: He—y, what are you doing?<br />Keiichi: See you!  We were in the midst of transporting that evil criminal over there.  Pardon me.<br />Ryoutsu: Were you saying something about me?<br />Keiichi: Huh!?  No, I was telling them you were a good senpai.<br />Ryoutsu: What, is that intended to be sarcasm?<br />Keiichi: Huh?  What?  It was…Ah~~isn’t that a case of beer!  Is it alright to have that while we’re on duty?<br />Ryoutsu: Idiot!  I took it as an apology from the owner of the beer shop.   Since you’re turning it down…why complain about me taking it!<br /><br />34.<br />Keiichi: We were gone for a bit, but I don’t think a thief came in.<br />Ryoutsu: People who have courage for that wouldn’t do something so strange.<br />Ryoutsu: However, what should we do?  By leaving this beer here, then it may be drunken by those who take over at 3…and I can’t drink 12 of them.<br />Ryoutsu: Can’t help doing this…want to drink them too?  We have to have them all by 3.<br />Keiichi: So then, I can help you too?<br />Ryoutsu: Fuu~I, I drank them so fast that I wasn’t able to taste them…<br />Ryoutsu: Oh, the relief is here!<br />Ryoutsu: GYA!  Sergeant, why are you with them again!<br />Sergeant: Are you surprised?  We are in our monthly investigation.<br />Ryoutsu: Wasn’t that next week?<br />Sergeant: We were going to investigate without warning this month, but this happened.<br />Sergeant: I feel that the two of you aren’t suited for this police box.  I’ve found you a much better station for you…<br /><br />35.<br />Ryoutsu: ……so when I said that I wanted a place we wouldn’t need to switch for meals, we were sent to a police station where we wouldn’t need to commute.  Why did I say that?<br />Keiichi: But senpai!  Don’t be disappointed.  Isn’t this a fine place?  The air is fresh and…<br />Ryoutsu: Dummy!  There aren’t any pachinko shops, beer shops or movie theaters around here!<br />Ryoutsu: However, the good thing, well, this area is cheap for the chief………<br />Sign: NOSAPPU STATION<br />(TN: Nosappu is in reference to Cape Nosappu on the island of Hokkaido, the eastern-most point of Japan)<br />Keiichi: Senpai, the weather is so nice today that we can rea—lly see Kunashir!<br />(TN: Kunashir is the southernmost island of the Kuril Islands, a disputed area currently under the control of Russia but on occasion controlled by Japan in history, which it is closer to)<br />Ryoutsu: That’s fine, I’m tired of looking at it………<br /><br />TN: The year was 1976: the Bicentennial year in the United States.  After many years of crisis and controversy, we were trying to escape from it all in many different ways, celebrating life, admiring new freedoms won in the previous times that were so tubulant, or just tuning it all out into a devil-may-care society. (that probably explains disco and punk)  In Japan, the economy was skyrocketing as the nation continued to experience astounding post-war growth.  Around this period of time, Weekly Shonen Jump pretty much was just part of the shonen landscape with not too much to differentiate it from the others, sticking to the try and true of shonen for the era, from gag series and comedies to sports series (mostly the national sport of baseball considering what was in there at the time) to the occasional more action or dramatic work within the pages. (primarily filled by Buronson &amp; Shinji Hiramatsu's &quot;Doberman Detective&quot;)  Amidst the many gag series that were in the magazine, a newcomer just seemed to pop right in there without too much prestige or notice.  It actually started with a one-shot in issue 29 and depicted the trials and tribulations of probably a policeman you wouldn't really want helping you out but who was just living at his own pace in life.  Finding potential, the series began in issue 42 in the same year...and to this day, has yet to reach it's ending.  Hundreds of other Jump series have come and gone...but this policeman, his friends, family and coworkers, continue to captivate readers every issue with it's sense of the world as combined and brought forth from a more innocent time.  And to many, that's just how they always want to see it.  This is the world of Kankichi Ryoutsu...this is the world of &quot;Kochira Katsushikaku Kameari Kouenmae Hashutsujo&quot;...or just &quot;KochiKame&quot; to many.<br /><br />Well...it's sort of strange considering that I really didn't expect to be doing this...whether it was this early or at all...but here it is: the very first KochiKame chapter translated in English!  Strangely, I think this is actually the issue 29, 1976 one-shot as opposed to the actual first chapter...but I will treat it as chp. 1 since it does continue forwards a bit later as you'll see in a later chapter. (that and it's treated in vol. 1 as chp. 1 as opposed to a one-shot)  I really don't know what exactly to say about this...particularly since, to tell the truth, this was probably the hardest translation I've done in my life!  I'm not really joking: when I went into this, I sort of expected something a bit easier, but the first chapter was just so packed with dialogue that it took me two days to get through it!  Oh course every word of dialogue is important so it's not like it's going to be wasted or anything, but considering that Jump didn't use kana in the 70s like all series do in there today, translating all that dialogue over 30 pages did seem to nearly get to me.  I know it probably is really screwed up, but I did present it as best as possible.<br /><br />As for the chapter itself...well, it was interesting to say the least.  A lot of the intro chapter was driven by Ryoutsu himself and about how peculiar a cop he is, from the way he works to the pride he has as a man.  Sure he goes through a lot of troubles some would say would be silly or cheesy, but remember that this was a more innocent time in the mid-late 1970s so it's not like it would be something too complex or it's the really wild KochiKame that came about later.  The art style seems to make Ryoutsu gruffer than usual...and similarly, Nakagawa seemed way more bishonen or boyish than how he usually is depicted later on.  Speaking of Nakagawa, it was interesting to see him as a clueless newbie partnered up with Ryoutsu, using his admiration of &quot;Dirty Harry&quot; (yeah, didn't expect a whole speech on that movie in a KochiKame pilot, let alone being said by him or that Eastwood cameo) to drive his desire to be an officer and showing him in drastic contrast to the older, more worldly, and much shorter officer he was paired up with.  The pilot/first chapter was super-tough to do and probably nearly drove me to the breaking point...but considering a lot of the later chapters even from the next time on are less so, maybe it won't break me after all. (though it's not like Ryoutsu and Keiichi will remain on Hokkaido for long)<br /><br />Well now that this is out, I sort of consider KochiKame as a bit of an experiment.  I will be continuing on with vol. 1 of the series, showing the world as seen in 1976 through these eyes (and hoping we get a cameo by Agnes Lum in the near future...), but who knows what the future may bring!  Maybe I'll surrender, maybe I won't, but I hope that Ryoutsu gives us more crazy innocent smiles for scripts to come! (whether by me nor not)<br /><br />Edit: Though this is the one-shot, it's also a prelude since it sort of is the beginning but the one-shot...adjusting accordingly.</summary>
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        <title>[English] [Translation] Kochira Katsushikaku Kameari Kouenmae Hashutsujo Oneshot : Kochira Katsushikakaku Kameari Kouenmae Hashutsujo X Kinnikuman by StrangerAtaru</title>
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            <name>StrangerAtaru</name>
            <email>admin@mangahelpers.com</email>
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        <summary type="html">The future meets the past...the future IS the past!  For his 500th translation on MangaHelpers, StrangerAtaru unleashes an unexpected team-up of two Jump legends...one you know, the other you'll may know but may soon know more of!<br /><br /><em>Special:<br /><strong>KOCHIRA KATSUSHIKA-KU KAMEARI KOUENMAE HASHUTSUJO (KochiKame) X KINNIKUMAN: GREAT GATHERING OF JUSTICE CHOUJIN IN KAMEARI!!</strong><br />By Osamu Akimoto &amp; Yudetamago<br />(From KochiKame 30, Copyright 2006, Shueisha)</em><br /><br />176.<br />Special Collaboration Project 3rd Bullet!!<br />OSAMU AKIMOTO MEETS YUDETAMAGO<br />KOCHIRA KATSUSHIKA-KU KAMEARI KOUENMAE HASHUTSUJO X KINNIKUMAN<br /><br />A comment by Yudetamago-sensei:<br />Akimoto-sensei, congratulations for the 30th anniversary of KochiKame!!  We first met 26 years ago when we stayed a night at a hotel at the foot of Mt. Fuji for the taking of the “all serialized authors” group picture.  In the midst of the banquet, the two of us, who were newcomers, called out to you with “Nice to meet you.  Want to play cards?”  In the midst of the game, you lectured us on the preparedness of being a mangaka and the way to do work.  That day, what you did to “us great poor people” will be remembered for the rest of our lives.<br />(TN: A little bit of information to explain: at this point in Jump history, all of the mangaka came together once every year to take a group picture that usually was placed on the cover of a Jump around the Christmas/New Years period.  The incident that Yudetamago is probably referring to was in 1980 (probably more December, 1979), several months after Kinnikuman had started (and three years after the start of KochiKame) for the cover of an early 1980 issue...I actually sort of want to get into something regarding that issue after the chapter because it is super-fascinating and perhaps crucial for understanding Jump both for the 70s...and the 80s...and even further!)<br /><br />Kinnikuman Explanation:<br />The popular series that swept the world with the “Kinkeshi” boom in the ‘80s.  Kinnikuman, the prince of Planet Kinniku, headed out to fight evil Choujin with his allies and friends!  The continually successful “Kinnikuman Nisei” is currently serialized in “Weekly Playboy”.<br /><br />KINNIKUMAN<br />18 volumes/Shueisha Library (Bunko) (Comics Edition)<br /><br />177.<br />Lower Caption: CHOUJIN TAG FORMATION OF THE MANGA WORLD!!  RYOUTSU VS. CHOUJIN BATTLE ROYAL: 14P!!<br />Suguru: Waa~~h.  Waa~~h.<br />(TN: The general strikes again!)<br />Ryoutsu: What’s the name?<br />Reiko: Ryou-chan, a lost child was brought in!<br />Ryoutsu: Hu~~h?<br />Ryoutsu: Is…isn’t he an adult?<br />Reiko: Somehow this person was formerly with the Justice Choujin and got lost from his allies…<br />Ryoutsu: Wha?<br /><br />178.<br />Ryoutsu: Th…the Justice Choujin who are those superheroes who go out on deadly battles against wicked Choujin for the peace of mankind!?<br />(TN: Ryoutsu must have read up to the Gold Mask arc, considering who is among the defeated)<br />Ryoutsu: You’re lying, the Justice Choujin don’t have a reason to have some lost child!<br />Suguru: It’s true.<br />Suguru: I caught information that there was a large number of wicked Choujin invading Katsushika ward; I immediately contacted the other Justice Choujin to meet at a place so we can go on patrol but…<br /><br />179.<br />Suguru: …I forgot the main meeting place~~<br />Suguru: That’s why I was lost~~<br />Ryoutsu: Don’t you have a cell phone?<br />Suguru: How can we Choujin, who have been given unique super-intellects and super-fighting abilities by the gods, use those human devices!!<br />(TN: Yeah, these are the same Choujin who floating flying devices way back)<br />Ryoutsu: Hie<br />Ryoutsu: They can’t use a regular telephone!<br />Terry: Kinnikuman, who goes to a police box when he’s lost, you really are clumsy and stupid.<br />(TN: At least they remember that when they’re not going on and on about friendship crap)<br />Suguru: Te…Terryman.<br /><br />180.<br />Suguru: Waa~~~h, I was so lonely---!<br />Terry: Didn’t you hang up the phone without telling us the meeting place last night?<br />Suguru: Ah, that’s right.<br />Terry: …Really, you’ve come for patrol, become lost, and are being taken care of by a policeman…you really are the shame of the Justice Choujin…<br />Ryoutsu: You~~is this eat-and-runner an acquaintance--!?<br />(TN: The actual expression for “eat-and-runner” is “Musen Inshoku”, which fully is “a person who eats at a restaurant and leaves without paying the bill)<br />Suguru: E…eat-and-runner~~!?<br />Terry: N…no~~when I came for patrol alone arriving a bit ahead of the others, there was this delicious-looking Texas-style steakhouse and I became stuffed just eating the T-Bone steak.<br />Sign: STEAK HOUSE<br />Ryoutsu: And you didn’t have money!<br />Terry: I left my house so quick that I forgot my wallet—<br />Suguru: Uuh~~ I’m the shame of the Justice Choujin~~~?<br /><br />181.<br />Suguru: You’re the one who shouldn’t be placed on the Justice Choujin’s windward—<br />(TN: “Windward” is the frontal weather faced by sailors)<br />Reiko: Kyaaa—<br />Terry: Hey~~I won’t lose---!<br />Suguru: Owa<br />Ryoutsu: Hey—you two—are you planning to destroy the police box--!<br />Voice: Senpai—<br />Keiichi: I’m passing you a tip of an underwearing man with a punch permanent destroying the stone lanterns at the shrine!<br /><br />182.<br />Ryoutsu: Uo<br />Reiko: Kyaaa<br />Terry: Bu…Buffaloman<br />Buffalo: Ooh—Kinnikuman and Terryman.<br />Ryoutsu: He a Choujin too—<br />Buffalo: I was warming up for my encounters with the many wicked Choujin, so to say, so when I got to the grounds of the shrine<br />Buffalo: I found the right utensils for weight training… (flashback) Hmph.  Hmph.<br /><br />183.<br />Suguru: Didn’t you add in the destruction of receptacles with the public obscenity of bikini underwear--!<br />Terry: You’ve exposed shame to the Justice Choujin World---!<br />Buffalo: Uo!<br />Ryoutsu: Hey~~won’t you stop—<br /><br />184.<br />Ryoutsu: …Really~~These Justice Choujin are rash and careless.  You only have these clumsy guys.<br />Buffalo: Rash…<br />Terry: Careless…<br />Suguru: Clumsy…<br />Buffalo: You should be careful with your mouth--!<br />Terry: We’re not just idiots—among our allies is the mentally clear man who is always calm and cool, with the nickname of “Computer”!<br /><br />185.<br />Suguru: Computer…<br />Suguru: Of course—if it was him, then he won’t get caught by a human policeman, no matter how many great deeds he does to capture those wicked Choujin!<br />Ohara: Ryo…Ryoutsu~~<br />Ryoutsu: Chief—<br />Suguru &amp; Terry: Aah~~<br /><br />186.<br />Ohara: This man in black was wandering around with iron claws on both his hands through the shopping district…<br />Wars: Ko—ho—<br />Reiko: What terrible weapons~~<br />Suguru, Terry &amp; Buffalo: Wa…Warsman.<br />Ryoutsu: Is…he with you too~~!?<br />Wars: N…no, I was merely on patrol…<br /><br />187.<br />Suguru: Orya—<br />Terry: Hmph<br />Wars: Ko—ho—<br />Ryoutsu: You guys~~!<br />Suguru: Hieii<br /><br />188.<br />Ryoutsu: Aren’t there any honest Justice Choujin anymore?<br />Terry: ……<br />Suguru, Terry, Buffalo &amp; Wars: There is—<br /><br />189.<br />Wars: Ko—ho—<br />Suguru: He’s dignified and polite<br />Buffalo: Kind to the weak with the strength to reduce the evil!<br />Suguru: The King of Justice Choujin we’ll never stop respecting…<br />Suguru, Terry, Buffalo &amp; Wars: Robin Mask—<br />Voice: Uh…um~~<br />Voice: I lost something but~~<br />Ryoutsu: What is it?<br /><br />190.<br />Robin: It’s my steel armor but…<br />Everyone: Robin Mask!<br />Ryoutsu: Another Justice Choujin~~<br />Ryoutsu: How is this patrol preparing for the invasion of wicked Choujin?<br />Ryoutsu: The wicked Choujin are all of you—you’re all under arrest for breaking trouble-preventing laws--!<br />Suguru: Owaaa~~no, no~~~~!<br /><br />TN: Let me just say...wow.  I can't believe I'm saying this but...this is actually the 500th translation I've put up on Manga Helpers.  I can't believe that it's been so long since I did that first Bo-bobo chapter and I thank everyone who has been supporting me for so long, whether you've liked everything I've done...or not.<br /><br />With that out of the way, I sort of didn't expect that this milestone was going to be something more special than usual: I wanted to probably just do another regular manga chapter and that's that.  However, my buddies over at LittleRubberGuys sort of made a suggestion to me recently: amidst all the other translations I've been doing for Kinnikuman, they wanted me to do the big crossover with KochiKame that occurred in 2006, in the 30th anniversary magazine for the police comedy.  I had heard of that teamup (among others which included Golgo 13, Lupin and Dragon Ball...as well as all those tribute pics), but somehow sort of expected it to be translated and scanslated by now...but low and behold, it hadn't been.  So, I decided to take it upon myself to see what exactly Akimoto would do alongside Yudetamago, particularly since of all the others that Akimoto worked with, the Kinnikuman duo had a similar loyalty to Shueisha, Jump and the past both good and bad.<br /><br />Sure enough, this chapter does pretty much what Yudetamago does best when it comes to Kinnikuman: weird-wrestlers coping with comedic situations with plenty of action.  In other words: when they're not saving the world from Devil Choujin and their ilk, these characters are very strange, peculiar beings who really don't fit in too well with average society.  Sure Suguru, Terry and the others try to do so, but they're just so special and quirky that whatever does work...sort of combines with whatever doesn't.  In a way, the chapter sort of reminded me less of some of the stuff I have been translating lately, where Yudetamago is more driven by concepts and overwrought plot than developing these quirky, fun characters...and more like some of the early part of the series where there was character interaction and development both during and alongside the crisis. (from the early Kaijuu fighting to the first...and a bit of the second Choujin Olympics, America and even a bit of the early Devil Choujin stuff)  Perhaps in a way, the Yudetamago duo know how to write certain aspects of a manga and their teamup with Akimoto shows it (though I sort of wished Ryoutsu did more than just merely complain and showed more wide-eyed nature or defended these weird Choujin beings...but I guess that's a bit like who he is) and it makes me wish sometimes that they did more stuff like this with the characters actually developing and interacting instead of just being bound by massive overarching concepts while fighting the weird and the powerful.<br /><br />Aside from being my diving into the realm of Kinnikuman, this one-shot is actually also the means by which I need to make an announcement (one that quite a few of you already know by now): starting soon, after I get done Kinnikuman, I will be starting KochiKame as my next major project.  I know I said a few other things, but I made a few rearrangements and got a proofer and a scanslator ready to go for it.  I'm going to be starting from the beginning with it (unless you want me to do weekly chapters too) and sort of hope that my work will finally fill us all in on Ryoutsu, Reiko, Keiichi and all the people of this quirky police box...I just hope I don't go insane when doing so but it is bound to be fun.<br /><br />Oh...one more thing: as I promised, here's a little bit regarding the TOC and picture of Issue 5-6, 1980, the same issue/picture by which lead to the incident Yudetamago met Osamu Akimoto...and while I probably don't know everything I'll probably at least tell you a bit about the authors and such regarding why this issue is so important in Jump history:<br /><br /><img src="http://www.biwa.ne.jp/~starman/1980/80_05_06.jpg" /><br /><br />TOC:<br />-Ring ni Kakero: Masami Kurumada (those of you who know of &quot;Saint Seiya&quot; know of Kurumada...of course, this is the boxing series from 1977 that put him on the map)<br />-Rikki Typhoon: Shinji Hiramatsu (Hiramatsu originally became known as the first main collaborator with Buronson for the series &quot;Doberman Detective&quot;, this wrestling series, which actually debuted a couple issues prior, is his first series after that...it didn't last too long but he would become notable again in 1981 with the start of &quot;Black Angels&quot;)<br />-Diamond Star: Satoshi Ikezawa (Though mostly known for his 1970s racing series &quot;Circuit no Ookami&quot;, this was a baseball series that started the previous issue...that really didn't go anywhere)<br />-Tennis Boy: Satoshi Terajima &amp; Kenichi Kotani (Lasting for 1979-1982, this series was notable as one that first brought tennis into Jump; this was actually Kotani's most famous series...until he moved into seinen in the 1990s where he did series such as &quot;17Ans&quot; and, of course, &quot;Desire&quot; [which is one of my other projects as some know])<br />-Dr. Slump: Akira Toriyama (new series) (no I am not making this up: the issue with the photo mentioned by Yudetamago here was the same issue that the very first chapter of the series...and the mangaka that would dominate Jump for the next decade and a half...began!  BTW: Dr. Slump's first cover won't be for five more issues)<br />-Kaze no Shupal: Masami Shinbo &amp; Makoto Nakahara (one-shot) (really don't know anything since it never went anywhere...I did get a shougi player for Nakagawa but that's it)<br />-Izumi-chan Graffiti: Tatsuo Kanai (Mostly known for various series like a couple involving golf, they actually have a series currently running in &quot;Manga Sunday&quot; called &quot;Manga no Hanamachi&quot;...that's all I got)<br />-Kinnikuman: Yudetamago (most I said above but essentially what I can tell you here is they were in the midst of the first Choujin Olympics by this point in 1980)<br />-Cobra: Buichi Terasawa (the sci-fi classic about the bounty hunter with the psycho gun was in full swing...not much more I can say here and now)<br />-Susume!! Pirates: Hisashi Eguchi (The long running comedy baseball series by gag mangaka Eguchi, while his longest running series, he would be a bit more well known as well with &quot;Stop! Hibari-kun&quot;, which would start in 1981, and continues to make gag manga in other magazines to this day)<br />-Mannenyuki no Mieru Ie: Hiroshi Motomiya (One of the older mangaka from Jump's earliest days in 1968 [where he became notable for &quot;Otoko Ippiki Gaki Taishou&quot;], continues to make manga to this very day with series such as &quot;Salaryman Kintaro&quot;)<br />-Shiritsu Gokudō Kōkō: Akira Miyashita (an early one-year running series by Miyashita, who would hang in there in the Jump ranks rather unnoticed...until &quot;Sakigake!! Otokojuku&quot; [another series I'm currently doing] was unleashed in 1985)<br />-Futari no Derby: Tsukasa Tanaka (the first serialized series by the long-running mangaka, who actually would become more notable with series such as &quot;Kasai Chousakan&quot; and a manga version of the novel &quot;Tenchijin&quot;)<br />-KochiKame: Osamu Akimoto (sort of mentioned him prior, nothing further to add)<br />-Go Shoot: Takeshi Miya (an early soccer series...probably more notable that future &quot;Captain Tsubasa&quot; mangaka Yoichi Takahashi assisted on this series)<br />-Akutare Kyoujin: Yoshihiro Takahashi (though mostly notable for his &quot;dog-based&quot; series, most importantly &quot;Ginga: Nagareboshi Gin&quot; which began in 1983, this baseball series was actually his first hit, running for four years from 1976)<br />-Rajikon Sensou: Yoshikazu Kawashima (Really nothing to say, assume that it was about radio-controlled cars or planes but probably that's about it, nothing about the author either)<br /></summary>
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