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		<id>https://mangahelpers.com/t/steinsra/releases/32054</id>
        <title>[Español] [Translation] Pyuu to Fuku! Jaguar 14 by SteinsRA</title>
        <updated>2011-11-01T22:42:01+00:00</updated>
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            <name>SteinsRA</name>
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        <summary type="html">pg 01<br />Nota de traductor: El título probablemente se refiera a una película de 1984 llamada Spartan X; sin embargo, y aunque no tenga mucho que ver, Scorpan X también es un juego de la NES de 1984 en el que hay un personaje llamado Mr. X (capítulo anterior), al que probablemente también haga referencia.<br /><br />Texto en viñeta: Aún sabiendo que ahora que Jaguar-san daba clases de flauta dulce no podría coger ninguna otra asignatura,<br />entré a hurtadillas en clase de guitarra igualmente.<br /><br />Kiyo: Bueno, he conseguido llegar bien a clase pero<br />no puedo bajar la guardia, Jaguar-san podría estar merodeando en algún lado por aquí...<br /><br />-¡Hola!<br />Kiyo: !!<br /><br />Kiyo: ¡¡Uaah!!<br /><br />-Ha dicho &quot;uaah&quot;...<br />-¿Es tu primera vez? No te pongas nervioso, ven y siéntate con nosotros<br /><br />Kiyo: Son...<br />¡¡gente normal!!<br /><br />pg 02<br />Kiyo: Ah... ¡¡Hacía siglos que no me sentia así!!...<br />Uuh... Gra... Gracias...<br />-....?<br />Kiyo: Ha pasado tanto tiempo desde que no hablaba con alguien normal..!!<br /><br />Profe: Muy bien, esto es lo que tocaremos hoy<br />Id pasándolo<br />Texto en viñeta: Profesor<br /><br />Profe: ¡Vamos, quiero que lo sintáis, expresadlo!<br />¡Vuestro sonido es absolutamente único, único en el universo!<br />Texto en viñeta: ¿¿Eh??<br />¿En serio?<br />Profe: ¡¡os haré tocar de uno en uno así que empezad a practicaaaaar!!<br /><br />-¡Oh, no! ¡Es la canción de la peli esa de Jackie Chan otra vez!<br />-¿Qué esperan que expresemos con el tema de Scorpan X?<br />Kiyo: ¡Jajaja! Que lección más rara, ¿eh?<br /><br />Kiyo: Fufu... ¡Sí! ¡Esto es lo mejor! ¡¡Este es el lugar que estaba deseando!!<br />Ah... quiero saborear esta felicidad para siempre... por toda la eternidad...<br /><br />Profe: ¿Hm?<br /><br />pg03<br />Jaguar: ¡¡AH!!<br />¡¡Me equivoqué de aula!!<br /><br />Jaguar: ¡¡Creí que era mi nueva aula de &quot;Clase de Flauta Dulce&quot;!!<br /><br />Texto en viñeta: Letra y música: Jaguar Jun'ichi<br /><br />No, no estoy equivocado<br />El mundo exterior está equivocado<br />Eh, parad, por favor, ¡parad!<br />Parad de hacer anuncios que convierten los nombres de productos<br />en letreros y fuerzan a la gente a cantarlos~~~lalalala<br />lalalala~~~~lalala<br />¿Me he equivocado de aula?<br />No, sois vosotros los que estáis equivocados<br />Es por eso que todos vosotros<br />deberíais apuntaros a~~~~~ &quot;Clase de Flauta Dulce&quot;~~~~<br /><br />pg04<br />Jaguar: ......<br />Profe:......<br /><br />Jaguar: ¿Eh?<br />¿Cómo empezaba la segunda estrofa?<br />Profe: ¡¡¡Y YO QUÉ SÉ!!!<br /><br />-¿¿Se puede saber qué haces?? ¡¡Estamos en mitad de la clase!!<br />Texto en viñeta: Qué miedo~<br />-Menudo friki... ¿Quién es este tío?<br />-Nos estaba acusando de estar equivocados en alguna cosa, o algo...?<br />Kiyo: ¡¡Argh, es horrible!!<br /><br />Jaguar: ¡¡Soy Jaguar, el nuevo profesor de flauta dulce!!<br />Escuché que tenías todos los alumnos para tí solo, así que he venido a advertirte...<br />¡¡No puedes quedarte con todos los alumnos!!<br /><br />Jaguar: ¡Estos alumnos no son tus posesiones!<br />Menudo tirano... ¡¡eres verdaderamente espantoso!!<br />Profe: ¿Pero qué dices? No lo dirás en serio, ¿no?<br /><br />Jaguar: ¡Y vosotros también tenéis la culpa! Juntándoos en grupitos como esos... ¡¿acaso tenéis miedo de estar solos!?<br />-Qu-...<br />Jaguar: ¡¡Si os gustan las flautas decidlo y punto, cobardes!!<br /><br />pg05<br />-¿Qué quieres decir?<br />¡Estamos aquí porque nos gusta la guitarra, idiota!<br />-¡¡Eso!!<br />-¿¿Quién dice que tengamos que tocar la flauta??<br />-Si tanto te gusta la flauta, ¡tócala tu solo! ¡Déjanos en paz!<br /><br />Jaguar: ¡¡IDIOTAS!!<br />¡¡ESTOY AQUÍ PORQUE NO QUIERO ESTAR SOLO!!<br /><br />-Solamente se siente solo...!?<br /><br />Jaguar: Ninguno de los que estáis aquí entiende a las flautas...<br />Eso me fastidia MUCHO, pero antes de irme ¡os enseñaré un poco de la magnificencia de la flauta dulce!<br /><br />Jaguar: Creéis que con saberse la partitura es suficiente...<br />¡¡Pues escuchad MI &quot;Scorpan X&quot;!!<br /><br />pg06<br />-Qué...<br />¡¿Porqué suena como una guitarra!?<br /><br />-Aah... ¡¡Y esto no es el tema de &quot;Scorpan X&quot; en absoluto!!<br />-¡¡Sí!! ¡Es una pieza distinta!<br /><br />Profe: Sí, es completamente diferente!!<br /><br />-Y ahora... de algún modo...<br /><br />-A pesar de eso...<br /><br />Texto en viñeta: ¡¡Trae a la mente todas las escenas famosas de Scorpan X!!<br /><br />pg07<br />Jaguar: ¡Se acabó...!<br />¡Disculpad la intromisión!<br />SFX: Waaaa/Clap/Clap<br /><br />-¡Increíble! ¡¡He visto toda la película!!<br />-¡Y yo!<br />-¡Yo he visto hasta las escenas eliminadas!<br />-No sé como decirlo... pero ha sido muy interesante!!<br /><br /><br />Kiyo: ¡W-wow! ¡Ha cautivado el corazón de todos en un instante!<br />¡Qué tío, este Jaguar-san!<br /><br />-Impresionante, ¿a que sí?<br />-Sí... ¡Me siento como si hubiese recordado algo que casi había olvidado!<br /><br />Kiyo: Hasta yo me he sentido un poco... sólo un poco...<br />¡interesado en flautas dulces!<br /><br />-Pero la verdad, me siguen sin importar las flautas.<br />-Seh, sigo pensando que son cutres.<br />Kiyo:!!?<br />¡¡C-Claro!!<br />Lo son, ¿verdad?<br />¡¡Por poco!!<br />Text in box: Por primera vez en años, Piyohiko se sintió un poco aislado y nervioso en su propio entorno.<br /><br /><br /></summary>
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		<entry>
		<id>https://mangahelpers.com/t/eyfey/releases/29970</id>
        <title>[English] [Translation] Pyuu to Fuku! Jaguar 63 by eyfey</title>
        <updated>2011-06-06T21:01:42+00:00</updated>
        <author>
            <name>eyfey</name>
            <email>admin@mangahelpers.com</email>
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        <summary type="html">Pyuu to Fuku Jaguar：Chapter 63<br /><br />---<br /><br />Page 1 (016)<br /><br />あらすじ<br />Inside black bubbles: recap<br />影千代先輩に自分がスパイだとウソをついてしまったハマーさん<br />1: Oh no! Hammer-san has lied to Kagechiyo-senpai about being a spy<br />その場はなんとか乗りきったものの今度はジャガーピヨ彦と共に焼肉へ行く事に<br />2: Now he must go with Jaguar and Piyohiko on a Yakiniku adventure<br />果たしてウソをつき通せるのか！？　３人の運命やいかに！<br />3. How long will they be able to keep up this lie!? What will the fate of these 3 be!<br />-<br />第６３笛　焼肉だいじょうぶだルーレット<br />The 63rd Recorder- The Yakiniku “I'm Okay” Roulette<br />-<br />イヤーようこそ　ようこそ！<br />1: Ah- welcome, welcome!<br />-<br />今日は遠慮なく食べてってねみんな！<br />Kagechiyo: No need to hold back today! Eat as much as you want, everyone!<br />どーも！ごちそうになります！<br />Hammer: Thanks! It'll be a feast!<br />-<br />いや～　しかしホント<br />Kagechiyo: Ah- but really...<br />しらじらしいくらいスパイだねえ君タチ<br />Kagechiyo: You guys are really open about being spies.<br />うんホントだよねえハハハ<br />Jaguar: Yup. We really are, ha ha ha<br />ちょっ…ジャガー殿！！なに認めてんの！？<br />Hammer: Wait- Jaguar-dono!! Don't admit to that!<br />-<br /><br />Page 2 (017)<br /><br />ダ…ダメでござるよ！　ちゃんとスパイになりきって口裏合わせてくんなきゃ．．．<br />Hammer: That's no good! We have to stick to the story we made...<br />わかってるわかってる　チャントうまくやるからまかせとけって！<br />Jaguar(2b): I know, I know.    Everything will go well, just leave it to me!<br />-<br />焼肉の為ならその～…何パイ？　あんとかパイにもなりきってやるさ<br />Jaguar(2b): It's for the sake of Yakiniku after all, that... something-py.    Well, whatever pie it is, I'll act it perfectly.<br />スパイだスパイ！！　ええ～大丈夫それ！？頼むよホントに！！<br />Hamer(2b): It's spy! SPY!!    Eehhh- Is this really going to be okay? I'm counting on you! For real!!<br />-<br />さ！　みんな好きなもんどんどん頼んでくれ<br />Kagechiyo: Okay! Everyone go ahead and order whatever you'd like!<br />おうさ！いただきまーす！<br />Jaguar: Alright! Let's eat!<br />-<br />…といいたいところだが！<br />Kagechiyo: ...is what I would say!<br />せっかく特殊技能を持った人間がこれだけ集めってるんだ<br />Kagechiyo: But we've got a group of specially skilled people gathered.<br />-<br />普通に食ってにつまんないし<br />Kagechiyo: Just eating normally would be boring,<br />ちょっとしたゲームをやろうじゃないか！<br />Kagechiyo: So why don't we all play a game instead!<br />え<br />Hammer: Eh<br /><br />-<br />これだ！！<br />Kagechiyo: This!!<br /><br />[Label text=<br />たわし<br />upper background- scrubbing brush<br />だいじょうぶだ<br />speech bubble- I'm okay<br />タン塩<br />Head-　Beef tongue<br />？上カルビ<br />Neck- prime rib<br />？茶<br />chest- tea<br />カルビ<br />heart- ribs<br />ホルモン<br />arms- entrails<br />キムチ<br />whatever he's holding- kimchi<br />ロース<br />waist- roast<br />ホルモン<br />hips-entrails<br />ロース<br />legs- roast<br />のどあめ<br />space between legs- cough drop<br />ガム<br />background beside legs- gum]<br />-<br />それか！<br />Jaguar: That!?<br />これさ！　 名付けて「焼肉手裏剣的当てゲーム」だ！<br />Kagechiyo(2b): This!   I call it “The yakiniku shuriken shoot-the-target game”!<br />-<br /><br />Page 3 (018)<br /><br />なるほど…つまり「人の体でいうとだいたいこの辺でしよ」というのをイメージしながら肉を食うゲームだな<br />Jaguar: I see... So it's an image game where you point at the person's body and say “I'd like to eat this part”<br />いや違う…<br />Kagechiyo: Not quite....<br />手裏剣を投げて当たったとこのメニューを食べられるというゲーム…　…ていうか気持ち悪いなきみの発想…<br />Kagechiyo(2b):  It's a game where you throw shuriken at it and wherever you hit, you eat the menu item written there...    ...and your idea just now was kinda gross...<br />-<br />しかもこの通りマトは高速で回転するしくみだ<br />Kagechiyo: But, as you can see, the target will spin at a high speed.<br />君達スパイだからこのくらいしないと面白くないと思ってね　　　　どうだい？面白そうだろ<br />Kagechiyo(2b): Since you guys are spies, I didn't think it won't be fun unless we did this much.    Well? Doesn't it seem interesting?<br />-<br />ええ～キビシイなあ…<br />Piyohiko: Eeh~ it looks hard<br />ムリだよそんなの～スパイじゃあるまいし<br />Jaguar: That's impossible. I mean, it's not like we're spies or anything.<br />スパイだよ！？<br />Hammer: WE ARE!!<br />スパイだよ僕たち！！<br />Hammer: We're all spies! Remember!?<br />-<br />そ…そこは無理にでもやるって言っとかないと！　　　　試されてるんでござるよ拙者達！<br />Hammer(2b): Even if it's impossible, we have to do it!    We need to at least give it a try!<br />ええ～だって　普通に食いたいもん<br />Jaguar: Eeh~ but I want to eat normally.<br />-<br />チェッわかったよぉやるよォやりゃあいいんだろぉ<br />Jaguar: Whatever. I just have to throw it right?<br />だ…大丈夫でござるよいつもの調子でやれば<br />Hammer: It's okay... After all, it's something we do all the time.<br />お！　それじゃあ君からいくかい？<br />Kagechiyo: Oh! Then you'll be going first?<br />-<br />ルーレット回転~～～！！<br />Kagechiyo: And we spin the roulette~!<br />-<br />じゃ　とりあえずタン塩で<br />Jaguar: I guess I'll start with the tongue...<br /><br />Page 4 (019)<br /><br />おお～！　　　　す…すごい！！<br />1(2b): O-Oh!    Amazing!<br />大当たり―！<br />2: We have a winner!<br />-<br />いただきまーす<br />Jaguar: Itadakima-su<br />いや～すごいなキ…　　　　もう食ってんの！？<br />Kagechiyo(2b): Wow! that was really gr-    You're already eating!?<br />リアクションとかないんだ全然！？<br />Kagechiyo: You're not going to celebrate or anything!?<br />すごいなキミ！！<br />Kagechiyo: You really are incredible!!<br />-<br />さすがレベル高いなスパイってのは…　　　　こんなの当てて当然なんだな<br />Kagechiyo(2b): Just as I thought, spies are on a higher level...   I guess this was to be expected.<br />ええ　すごいですよジャガー殿は将来有望で<br />Hammer: That's Jaguar-dono for you. He's got a bright future ahead of him.<br />じゃあ次ボクやってみます<br />Piyohiko: Well, I guess I'll give it a try next.<br />-<br />それ！<br />Piyohiko: There!<br />-<br />ああー　当たった！！<br />1: Aah! It hit!!<br />やったァ肉だ！！<br />2: Yes! It's meat!!<br />-<br />おお　こちらの彼も堅く当ててきたねぇ<br />Kagechiyo: Oh! This guy seems pretty reliable too!<br />いやマグレですよ本当！<br />Piyohiko: No, it was just luck!<br />ハハまたご謙遜をピヨ彦殿！<br />Hammer: ha ha, You and your modesty, Piyohiko.<br />-<br />よかったぁ…　拙者はともかく素人の２人が手裏剣を使えるか心配だったけど<br />text: Thank goodness... I was worried about two complete beginners having to throw shuriken<br />マグレ当たりふぇ先輩も完全に信じてくれたＹＯだな<br />text: But with those lucky shots, we should have Senpai completely fooled, YO!<br />-<br /><br />Page 5 (020)<br /><br />い…いただきまーす！<br />Piyohiko: I...Itadakima-su!<br />よーし次わ拙者に番でござるな<br />Hammer: Alright, next is my turn.<br />-<br />流れに逆らわず　心の目で感じとる<br />text: Going against the flow... Seeing with the minds eye....<br />天地と一体となり宇宙と和合するべし<br />text: Heaven and earth reside together in harmony.<br />-<br />そこだ！<br />text: There!!!<br />-<br />たわし<br />label text: scrubbing brush<br />-<br />残念　ハズレ~<br />Kagechiyo: Sorry~ you lose.<br />ああーっ！？<br />Text:Aah-!?<br />-<br />ハマーにはたわしが贈られます<br />Kagechiyo: Here's your brush, Hammer.<br />なんで食えないもん入ってんのー！？<br />Hammer: Why was there something on there that you can't eat!?<br />-<br /><br />Page 6 (021)<br /><br />く…くっそお　屈辱～！！　　　　なんか　ちょっと…<br />Hammer(2b): This is humiliating!!    Just because...<br />よっ<br />Kagechiyo: yo-<br />おー影千代もロースか<br />Jaguar: Oh! Kagechiyo got the roast too?<br />ちょっと手がすべってだけなのに！！<br />Hammer: Just because my hand slipped a little!!<br />-<br />うん　うまい！<br />Kagechiyo: Delicious!<br />……<br />Hammer: .....<br />やっぱ焼肉ってうまいなあ<br />Jaguar: Yakiniku sure is good<br />最高だよ<br />Piyohiko: It's the best!<br />-<br />じゃあ２回戦いってるかー！<br />1: Then, let's start round two!<br />よおぉし　行こう！！　　　　行ってみよう！！　すぐさま　行ってみＹＯ！！<br />2(2b): Alright! Let's go!!    Let's do this! Immediately! Let's do it, YO!!<br />-<br />じゃあ　極上カルビもらおうかな<br />Jaguar: Then I'll try the prime ribs this time.<br />-<br />うわー　百発百中！！<br />1: Wow!  Perfect shot!<br />な…なんで当たるのキミ！？<br />2. How did you even hit that!?<br /><br />-<br />ねらって当ててんのか…？<br />Kagechiyo: Isn't he happy he hit it?<br />ホントにすげえなこの子…<br />Kagechiyo(small text): This guy is amazing<br />それっ<br />Piyohiko: There!<br />-<br />ああ~キムチかあ！<br />1: Aah! Kimchi!? (t/l note: Kimchi = spicy pickled vegetables)<br />わははははかわいそうにピヨ彦殿！！<br />2: Wa ha ha ha! Poor Piyohiko-dono!!<br />-<br /><br />Page 7 (022)<br /><br />そ…そんなに笑う事ないだろハマーさん<br />Piyohiko: It's not something to laugh about, Hammer-san<br />フフ…まあまあゲームだから！　　　　しかたないよゲームなんだから<br />Hammer(2b): Fu fu... Ah, well, it is a game after all!    It can't be helped, since it's just a game.<br />-<br />ゲーム<br />Text: Since it's<br />なんだから！！<br />Text: just a game!!<br />-<br />秘 （ひ）<br />Text: Secret<br />技（ぎ）<br />Text: Technique<br />-<br /><br />彎厳素奇異矢（わんがんスキーヤー！！）<br />Hammer: Coastal Skier!!!!<br />-<br />のどあめ<br />label text: cough drop<br />-</summary>
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		<entry>
		<id>https://mangahelpers.com/t/eyfey/releases/27243</id>
        <title>[English] [Translation] Pyuu to Fuku! Jaguar 62 by eyfey</title>
        <updated>2011-01-20T22:35:51+00:00</updated>
        <author>
            <name>eyfey</name>
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        <summary type="html">Pyuu to Fuku! Jaguar<br /><br />第６２笛　人としてブローケンマイハート<br />The 62nd recorder: The one who broke my heart<br /><br />-<br /><br />Page 1<br />よ... よお-し やってやるよ!<br />A-alright! I'm gonna do it!<br /><br />-<br /><br />オレ だってやるときゃやるって事 証明 してやっかんな <br />I'll prove that even I can do this!<br /><br />もうぜってここでキメてやるYO!<br />I'll definitely settle things here, YO!<br /><br />-<br /><br />ゼッッテ キメる!!<br />I'm going to do it!<br /><br />あの横断歩道 渡 ったとこでゼッテ-コクる!<br />I'll confess my love to her, right right after she crosses!<br /><br />-<br /><br />行くぜ~~マジ で行くぜ!!<br />I'm going to do it~ I'm really going to do it!!<br /><br />あのコンビニのとこまでには絶対けりつける!<br />Before she enters that convenience store, I'll do it!<br /><br />-<br /><br />よお～しはしについたっっ. ここできめんぞ<br />O-okay! She's on the bridge... it's decided- I'll do it here<br /><br />絶好のチャントだよーし今だ<br />This is the perfect chance! I'll do it now!<br /><br />-<br /><br />Page 2<br />グッド！！やっこさん ビルに入った<br />Good!! Yakko-san entered the building<br /><br />このチャンスをずーっと　待ってたんだよ！！<br />I've been waiting for this chance!!<br /><br />-<br /><br />よーし　そこを　動くなYO～！<br />O-okay, don't move from that spot, YO～!<br /><br />コクるぞ　キメっかな～　よーし　言うぞ<br />I'm going to confess! I'm going to say it!<br /><br />-<br /><br />動くな<br />Man with sword: don't move<br /><br />-<br /><br />動いたら　死ねぞ<br />Man with sword: if you move, you're dead<br /><br />ウソ。。。　<br />No way... <br /><br />マジで！？<br />Seriously!?<br /><br />-<br /><br />ストーカーには気をつけるって言ったんだろ美鈴<br />Man with sword: Didn't I tell you to watch out for stalkers, Misuzu-san?<br /><br />ゴ。。。ゴメン<br />Misuzu: S... sorry<br /><br />み。。。美鈴さんの彼氏！？　仮にも忍者のこの拙者に　。。。ていうか美鈴さんて言うんだあ　ウフフ。。。<br />Mi... Misuzu-san's boyfriend!? He snuck up on a ninja like me in just an instant... So her name is Misuzu－san.... ufufu...<br /><br />-<br /><br />い。。。いや待て！　誤解だ！　拙者はストーカーなどではない<br />Hammer: W-wait! This is a misunderstanding! I'm not a stalker<br /><br />べ。。。別の重要な任務で美鈴さんを追っていただけで。。。<br />Hammer: I was following Misuzu-san for a very important mission...<br /><br />。。。ん？<br />Man with sword: hmm?<br /><br />-<br /><br />Page 3<br />あれ？お前。。。<br />Man with sword: Huh? You...<br /><br />もしかして　ハマーか。。。？<br />Man with sword: aren't you Hammer?<br /><br />-<br /><br />影千代先。。。！？<br />Kagechiyo-senpai?<br /><br />-<br /><br />な。。。何んだと！？<br />Jaguar: What!?<br /><br />お前が焼肉食わせてくれるだと！？<br />Jaguar: you're treating us to Yakiniku!? (t/l note: Yakiniku=Korean Barbeque)<br /><br />-<br /><br />どういう事！？<br />Piyohiko: Really!?<br /><br />こ。。。このやろう！！<br />Jaguar: You... you little!!<br /><br />いい奴だな　なんか　いい奴だな　お前！！<br />Jaguar: You're a good guy, you know that? A good guy!!<br /><br />い。。。いや。。。<br />Hammer: N...naw...<br /><br />-<br /><br />正確には拙者がおごる訳じゃないし<br />Hammer: After all, I won't be the one paying...<br /><br />それに。。。ひとつ条件があるんでござるYO<br />Hammer: Also, there's one little condition, YO<br /><br />あん？<br />Jaguar: Huh?<br /><br />-<br /><br />Page 4<br />実わきのう街で偶然影千代先輩に会って。。。<br />Hammer: The truth is, yesterday I ran into Kegechiyo-senpai...<br /><br />何！？<br />Jaguar: What!?<br /><br />-<br /><br />影千代先輩ってお前がアレクサンだー流忍者学園に行ってた時よくお前をパシリにつかってたあの影千代先輩か！？<br />Jaguar: By Kagechiyo-senpai, do you mean the one from the Alexander style ninja academy who used you as an errand boy!?* That Kagechiyo-senpai!? (t/l note: *See chapter 51: Let's play with Hammer -Wake Up- Part Two)<br /><br />詳しいなやけに！！<br />Hammer: You sure know a lot about this!!<br /><br />前ハマーさんいってたよね（寝言で）<br />Piyohiko: You told us about it before, Hammer-san (in your sleep)<br /><br />え！？背者しんな事言ってた！？<br />Hammer: Eh!? I told you guys about that!?<br /><br />-<br /><br />まあでも。。。そう<br />Ahh... but still... <br /><br />その影千代先輩に会ったんでござるが。。。<br />I met that very Kagechiyo-senpai...<br /><br />いやあ　なつかしいなあ。。。<br />Kagechiyo: Ahh, how nostolgic...<br /><br />-<br /><br />まさかあんなとこでお前に会うとは思わなかったよ<br />Kagechiyo: Who would have thought I'd run into you in a place like that?<br /><br />い。。。いやあ　偶然ですね　ハハハ。。。<br />Hammer: It was just a coincidence... ha ha ha<br /><br />-<br /><br />オレ今あのビルの４階でインターネット関係の小さな会社をやってるんだ<br />Kagechiyo: I work in that building, you know... on the 4th floor, with a small internet business.<br /><br />え！？てことは先輩。。。社長！？<br />Hammer: Eh!? You're the company president!?<br /><br />ハハ。。。まあ一応なそんあ大げさなもんじゃないけどさ<br />Kagechiyo: Ha ha... it really isn't that big of a deal...<br /><br />-<br /><br />まあボチボチやってるよ<br />Kagechiyo: Well, we get things done, little by little...<br /><br />す。。。すげえ。。。ウチの高校から社長が。。。<br />Hammer- Amazing... Someone from my highschool is a president...<br /><br /><br />高校の時は絶対スパイになるんだって思ってたけど<br />Kagechiyo: Back in highschool, I always thought I would become a spy...<br /><br />やっぱりそう甘くはないよな現実ってさ<br />Kagechiyo: But, you know... life isn't so easy after all...<br /><br />-<br /><br />Page 5<br />。。。まあでも　今の仕事だってかっこうやり甲斐あるんだぜ<br />Kagechiyo: Ah- but this job is one worth doing too<br /><br />ああ　偉いなあ　先輩。。。　なんか拙者すごい恥ずかしくなってきた<br />Aah... senpai is so great... Somehow I feel really embarassed...<br /><br />-<br /><br />。。。でも嬉しいよハマ　お前は夢をかなえてくれたみたいでさ<br />Kagechiyo: ...but I'm glad, Hammer. I can see that you've managed to fulfill your dreams<br /><br />え？<br />Hammer: Eh?<br /><br />-<br /><br />さっきウチの嫁尾行してた時任務がどうこう言ってたろ？<br />Kagechiyo: When you were shadowing my wife earlier, you said something about a mission, right?<br /><br />あれってつまり。。。ス。。。スパイの任務なんだろう？<br />Kagechiyo: In other words... a spy mission! Right?<br /><br />-<br /><br />ええ！？<br />Hammer: Eh!?<br /><br />よ。。。<br />W...<br /><br />嫁！？<br />Wife!?<br /><br />い。。。いやアレはその<br />Hammer: n-no... that is, um...<br /><br />-<br /><br />絵？違うの？じゃあお前ホンとにただのストーカー？<br />Kagechiyo: Eh? No? Then you're just a plain old stalker?<br /><br />な。。。なに言ってんスか！!<br />Hammer: Wh-what are you talking about!?<br /><br />アハハハハハ　バカバカしい！<br />Hammer: Ahahahahaha you're so silly! <br /><br />そんあ訳ないじゃないっスか！！<br />Hammer: There's no way that's true! No way!!<br /><br />-<br /><br />ふむ。。。それじゃやっぱり。。。<br />Kagechiyo: Ha... then, you really...<br /><br />。。。！！<br />Hammer: ...!!<br /><br />-<br /><br />。。。そうっスね<br />Hammer: ...yup<br /><br />スパイっす。。。<br />Hammer: I'm a spy...<br /><br />-<br /><br />Page 6<br />うおおおホンとにそうなのか！？<br />Kagechiyo: Uwaaa! Are you serious!?<br /><br />正直冗談のつまりだったのにホンとにそうだったんだ！！<br />Kagechiyo: To be honest, I was just joking around! But you're really a spy!?<br /><br />ええ！？　<br />Hammer: Eh!? <br /><br />ハハ。。。ええまあ。。。<br />Hammer: Haha, well... y-yeah<br /><br />-<br /><br />いや！でもまだ。。。その　<br />Hammer: Ah! But I'm still... you know...<br /><br />見習いなんです！だから全然貧乏だしとてもスパイなんて呼べるようなもんじゃ。。。<br />Hammer: I'm still an apprentice! That's why I'm totally poor, you can't really call me a spy like this...<br /><br />当然さ！誰だって最初は見習いあよ　<br />Kagechiyo: But of course! Everyone has to start out as an apprentice!! <br /><br />そこから皆一人前になっていくんだろ！？<br />Kagechiyo: And from there, everyone makes something of themselves!!<br /><br />-<br /><br />いいじゃないかそういうの。。。<br />Kagechiyo: Isn't it nice, these kinds of things?<br /><br />たとえ生活は貧しくても<br />Kagechiyo:  Even if you're living your life in poverty...<br /><br />夢に向かってがんばるみたいなの<br />Kagechiyo: Living for your dream and giving it your all...<br /><br />-<br /><br />オレは夢よりも生活を選んじまったからさ。。。<br />Kagechiyo: For me, who chose my lifestyle over my dream...<br /><br />お前みたいな生き方。。。憧れなんだ<br />Kagechiyo: Seeing you live like that... it makes me jealous<br /><br />あああー！！<br />Aaah-<br /><br />一人暮らしなんだろ？困った事があったらいつでも言ってくれよ！<br />Kagechiyo: You live alone right? If you ever have anything bothering you, come see me any time!<br /><br />い。。。いえもうホンとそんあ。。。　<br />Hammer: Ah- no that's okay... really... <br /><br />あの。。。他のスパイ仲間と３人で暮らしてるから。。。ホンと全然平気です<br />Hammer: I, um... I actually have other spy friends that I live with, in a group of 3... so I'm totally fine!<br /><br />-<br /><br />オイオイ水くさい事言うなよ！<br />Kagechiyo: Hey, hey, don't be so distant! <br /><br />お前はオレ達の希望の星なんだぜ！<br />Kagechiyo: You're our school's shining star of hope!<br /><br />あうー！<br />Aau-<br /><br />-<br /><br />そうだ！それじゃ明日その２人も連れて来いよ！<br />Kagechiyo: I know! Why don't you bring your two friends over tomorrow!<br /><br />どうせロクなもん食ってないんだろ？<br />Kagechiyo: I'll bet you guys haven't had anything decent to eat in a while, right?<br /><br />-<br /><br />Page 7<br />なんでも好きなもん食わしてやるよ！<br />Kagechiyo: I'll treat you to whatever you like!<br /><br />何がいい？<br />Kagechiyo: What'll it be?<br /><br />-<br /><br />あ　焼肉で<br />Ah- Yakiniku<br /><br />焼肉で。。。<br />Yakiniku<br /><br />焼肉で。。。<br />Yakiniku<br /><br />焼肉で。。。<br />Yakiniku<br /><br />。。。<br />Hammer: …<br /><br />-<br /><br />。。。という訳なのでござる<br />Hammer: And that's what happened.<br /><br />。。。<br />Jaguar: ...<br /><br />-<br /><br />それじゃあ何か？<br />Jaguar: So what you're saying is... <br /><br />オレ達はお前のついたしょうもないウソにつき合って。。。<br />Jaguar: You want us to accompany you and go along with your stupid lie...<br /><br />スパイの真似事をしなきゃいけないって事か！？<br />Jaguar: And we have to pretend to be spies while we're at it?<br /><br />-<br /><br />な。。。なんとなく口裏合わせてくれれば。。。<br />Hammer: If we just make it so that our stories match...<br /><br />冗談じゃないぜ！！<br />Jaguar: You gotta be kidding me!!<br /><br />-<br /><br />なんでお前はそうやっていつもほいほいウソをつくんだ！？<br />Jaguar: Why are you always making up such unbelievable lies!?<br /><br />スパイだなんて急に言われても。。。<br />Jaguar: Even if you suddenly tell me to be a spy...<br /><br />-<br /><br />これくらいしか用意できないぜ？<br />I only have this much prepared!<br /><br />行く気まんまんー！<br />And so they were all rearing and ready to go!<br /><br />「つづく」<br />[To be continued]</summary>
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		<id>https://mangahelpers.com/t/molokidan/releases/26227</id>
        <title>[English] [Translation] Pyuu to Fuku! Jaguar 61 by molokidan</title>
        <updated>2010-11-23T23:20:29+00:00</updated>
        <author>
            <name>molokidan</name>
            <email>admin@mangahelpers.com</email>
        </author>
        <link rel="alternate" href="https://mangahelpers.com/t/molokidan/releases/26227" />
        <summary type="html">PYU TO FUKU! JAGUAR #61<br /><br />177)<br />1: the story thus far<br />2: The teacher for the &quot;Fortune Betterment Research Department&quot; was Sandayuu Seagal's son &quot;John Dayuu.&quot; <br />3: John Dayuu got a little too full of himself and hurt his back during a Michael Jackson impression.<br />The 61th Recorder - Welcome back, John Dayuu<br />4: My, sorry for causing you trouble...<br />5: I made you wait 2 weeks. I'm very sorry.<br />6: But thanks to your patience, my back healed and I was able to leave the hospital.<br />7: Oh, so you were in the hospital.<br />8: You made us wait two whole weeks, you bastard!<br />9(2b): No, really, I'm sorry! Really sorry! I'll begin the lesson immediately...<br />10: Really, sorry.<br />11: Just like how there is shadow where light is, this universe is built the law of two inseperable sides. The balance between the two will never crumble...<br />12(diagram top): Get lucky<br />13(diagram bottom): Taste misfortune out of your own efforts<br />14: Great misfortune should in turn call on an equal amount of fortune...and it is the &quot;Johnda-style Fortune Betterment Technique&quot; that utilizes this law.<br /><br />178)<br />1: I already owe a lot to this technique.<br />2: When I tried the &quot;Fasting For Three Weeks Fortune Betterment Technique,&quot; I won a prize and received a teacup set.<br />3: You didn't eat for three weeks just to get some teacups?!<br />4: But they weren't just teacups. They were teacups of a famous brand that costs over tens of thousands of yen.<br />5: And the truth is, I brought them with me today to prove it...<br />6: Actually, let's not. That has nothing to do with the lesson.<br />7: It's pointless...let's begin the instruction.<br />8: How sad--!!<br /><br />179)<br />1: OK! Now let's change up the mood here and think of some new betterment techniques!<br />2: What?! We're going to start thinking of them now?!<br />3: Yes! Betterment technique begins from thinking of &quot;misfortune that will bring on wonderful fortune.&quot;<br />4: Any ideas about some good misfortune?<br />5: Good misfortune...<br />6: Well that's an easy one. You just smashed all your teacups.<br />7: Eh? I did what?<br />8: I'm not sure I understand what you're talking about.<br />9: I didn't smash any teacups.<br />10: Nuuu?! Yes you did, just a minute ago!<br />11: No, no, I didn't break any at all.<br />12(2b): It's true that I thought they were broken for a minute, but after looking closely at them, I realized they were fine. Boy, was that a relief! They weren't broken, so in a way, I was lucky.<br />13: Y...you liar! Then show us the bag again!!<br />14: No, I will not. I'm not lying, but I definitely will not show it to you.<br />15: Wh...why are you denying this so strongly?!<br />16: I'm not denying anything strongly.<br />17: Yes you are!!<br />18: Are you trying to erase some inconvenient misfortune?!<br />19: No, no, hahaha...<br />20: You're a fraud! And you smell! Your whole body...<br />21: Hiiieeeehhhhhh!!!<br />22: SILENCE!!!<br /><br />180)<br />1: Hi...hieeeehhhh??<br />2(2b): You CANNOT call me a &quot;fraud!&quot; That is an absolute no-no...<br />3: You can call me whatever you want, just not a &quot;fraud!!&quot;<br />4: Uwaaaaaah, he's spinning around!!<br />5: Fine then. I'll look myself.<br />6: Hyaaah, wait!! You thief!! What are you doing, stop!!<br />7: Look! They're all in pieces!!<br />8(2b): You didn't say that. I can't hear you. Now...give it ba...<br />9: Fortune Betterment Kiiiiiiiick!!<br />10(2b): Ahhhh, they broke! They broke just now!! They weren't broke, but then I kicked them and broke them!<br />11: Why did you kick them!!?<br />12: Well, you see, I wanted to. I just suddenly felt like kicking them.<br />13: You're trying to destroy the evidence! Just be honest!!<br /><br />181)<br />1: Nooo, look! See? They're broken.<br />2-4: haa<br />5: It's, you know. &quot;The Cup-breaking Betterment Technique.&quot;<br />6: Th...this guy is SO desperate!!<br />7(2b): Now we'll do a simple experiment to see if that technique worked or not. If it succeeds, then please acknowledge that I am not a fraud!<br />8: Experiment?<br />9: In here I have 100 lottery tickets! And only one of them is a &quot;WIN.&quot;<br />10(2b): We're going to do an experiment to see if I can successfully pull out the winning one...how does that sound?<br />11: Mmm! Good idea.<br />12: Fufu...then, here I go.<br />13: Hoaaaaahhhhhh...Seagal Seagal Chickaaaahhh!<br />14: Come to me, winning ticket!!<br />15: Hoaaaiiii!!<br />16: rustle...<br /><br />182)<br />1: Hoaaaahhh come to me now, winning ticket....<br />2: Hurry up and come to me!!<br />3(2b): What do you mean &quot;hurry up?!&quot; Are you just going to keep doing it until you win?!<br />4(2b): Ahh, I get it. Hey, that's cheating!! You can only do it once, fraud!<br />5: D...don't call me fraud!!<br />6: He's saying it like it's a nickname...<br />7(2b): There's no way it'd come out the first time. All I did was break some teacups! Novices like you always say stuff like that...<br />8: Go ahead, try and see yourself how difficult it is to pull it out on the first try!<br />9: Alright, let's do this, Piyohiko.<br />10: Why me?!<br />11: We'll do it in order!<br />12: Ohh, I see.<br />13: Huh?<br />14: I got it.<br />15: Oh? Really?<br />16: Ehhhhhhh!!?<br />17: That was surprisingly easy...<br />18: Great, now we can really call fraud a fraud.<br /><br />183)<br />1(2b): Th...that's not good. That kind of good fortune cannot be...<br />2: Something really terrible is going to happen to you!!<br />3: Eh?<br />4: You don't practice fortune betterment, do you?!<br />5: Something really bad is going to happen to you now, mark my words!!<br />6: N...no way...<br />7: Don't threaten us, fraud.<br />8(2b): The law of the universe cannot be a fraud!! Ahhh, I shouldn't have said anything!!<br />9: Don't come crying to me when something happens!!<br />10: It's none of my business anymore!! Since you don't believe what I say...<br />11: clack<br />12: Hm?<br />13: What's wrong, dad?<br />14: John Dayuu.<br />15: Our house exploded...<br />16: It really happened!! (Thankfully, to fraud and not us)<br /><br />Vol. 3 END<br /><br />184)<br />*Bye bye indeed. This will be the last chapter of Jaguar I do for personal reasons. If anyone wants to pick it up, knock yourselves out! </summary>
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		<entry>
		<id>https://mangahelpers.com/t/molokidan/releases/26207</id>
        <title>[English] [Translation] Pyuu to Fuku! Jaguar 60 by molokidan</title>
        <updated>2010-11-22T03:15:16+00:00</updated>
        <author>
            <name>molokidan</name>
            <email>admin@mangahelpers.com</email>
        </author>
        <link rel="alternate" href="https://mangahelpers.com/t/molokidan/releases/26207" />
        <summary type="html">PYU TO FUKU! JAGUAR #60<br /><br />tl by molokidan<br /><br />169)<br />1: ...so then<br />2: it's important to always be wearing a piece of underwear where the rubber is stretched to its limits, alright...<br />3: Huh?<br />4: Ah<br />5: Ohhh, hi there, hi there.<br />6: If you do, it will allow you to always life in a relaxed state of solid health and ease...<br />7(2b): No, no, Jaguar-kun!! Me, it's me! Seagal! Heeeey!!<br /><br />The 60th Recorder - John Dayuu * Now in the middle of the springtime of youth!<br /><br />170)<br />1: Ohhh, sorry, sorry. That was you, Seagal?<br />2: I thought you were Tajima-kun so I threw you out.<br />3: Awww, come on! who the hell is that anyway?!<br />(small): I was so shocked)<br />4: ...so that's how he'd treat Tajima-kun...<br />(small): I don't know what that is, though...<br />5: So? Why are those ears growing out of your head again?<br />6(2b): I didn't say a thing about these! Eh...? No, wait, what?! These aren't growing out of me!!<br />7: Wha?!<br />8: I knew that...<br />9: I always knew they were fake ears...<br />10: Y...yeah<br />11: It's alright...we obviously understood...<br /><br />171)<br />1: ...by the way, are you two free right now?<br />2: Yeah<br />3: Yeah, we're bored.<br />4: There's not a thing to do.<br />5(2b): Ahhh...well that's perfect, then. It's not good, but it's perfect timing...<br />6(2b): The truth is, we recently got a new department here at school...a really nice class! It's super fun!<br />7(2b): It's just, um...there haven't been many people entering it...so I was hoping if you guys were bored, you wouldn't mind going to check it out.<br />8: So their situation is so tragic that you're the one going around inviting people...<br />(small): This sounds interesting...<br />9: Y...yeah, well...<br />10: What kind of class is it?<br />11: We call it the Fortune Betterment Research Department...<br />12: You're already out of luck...<br /><br />172)<br />1: It sounded interesting, so we decided to go.<br />2: Fortune Betterment Research Department<br />3: It looks pretty unlucky to me from the get-go...<br />4: Yeah, it's like they forcefully created this classroom here...<br />5: C'mon, c'mon! Don't hold back, come on inside!<br />6: Heeeey! I brought people!<br />7: Ahh<br />8: Ohh, well hello there.<br />9: Welcome to my laboratory!<br />10: Ehhhh?! What is this person doing!?<br /><br />173)<br />1: Wooow, I must be really lucky, since people came. This panty slip fortune betterment technique really worked.<br />(small): Ahahahaha<br />2: Panty slip fortune betterment technique?!<br />3(2b): After feeling embarrassed at letting my panties slip out, good fortune will eventually come to me...<br />(small): Ahahahaha<br />4: This is the panty slip fortune betterment technique I invented.<br />5: O...oh really...?<br />6: Now, we've got to turn off the fan...<br />7: Abbssh<br />8: Gyaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!!!<br />9: Ehhhhhhhh!?<br /><br />174)<br />1: Ahhh, help meee! This is bad, I could die!!<br />2: Uwaaaah, what are you doing, John Dayuu?! (*Dayuu is a title a leading actor or courtesan traditionally sticks on the end of their name)<br />3(2b): Wh...what is this?! These people are REALLY unlucky!!<br />4: Waaaah, sorry, excuse that, please.<br />5: It was the first time people ever came, so I got a little nervous.<br />6: Haa<br />7(2b): Allow me to introduce the instructor of this class!<br />8: John Dayuu Seagal!<br />9: He's my son.<br />10: Ahhh, ahahahah.<br />11: Son--!?<br />12: He looks more like a middle-aged man than a son to me! He has a mustache too!<br />13: He looks the same age as you, Seagal-san...<br />14: Ah hah hah! Oh, come on, I'm his son!<br />15: Yep, and you're still a kid, aren't you?<br />16: Come on, dad, I'm already 18!<br />17: Eighteeeeeen!!?<br /><br />175)<br />1: Y...you're really 18 and you look like that?!<br />2: You're unlucky in more than one meaning!<br />3: Aaaa hah hah! Come ooooon! <br />4: I may look this way, but I'm pretty young.<br />5: Shall I demonstrate?<br />6: Buooooooooou!!<br />7: See?<br />8: How was that? Ahahaha<br />9: Buoooooou!! Ahh!<br />10: I may have broken it...<br />11: What a weak hip!!<br />12: TBC.</summary>
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		<entry>
		<id>https://mangahelpers.com/t/molokidan/releases/23912</id>
        <title>[English] [Translation] Pyuu to Fuku! Jaguar 59 by molokidan</title>
        <updated>2010-08-05T11:21:48+00:00</updated>
        <author>
            <name>molokidan</name>
            <email>admin@mangahelpers.com</email>
        </author>
        <link rel="alternate" href="https://mangahelpers.com/t/molokidan/releases/23912" />
        <summary type="html">PYU TO FUKU! JAGUAR #59<br /><br />tl by molokidan<br /><br />161)<br />1: Woah...!<br />2: Amazing...<br />3: I just made an amazing song!<br />4: For some reason, I ended up creating something really amazing, even though I made it myself...<br />5: Ehh? No...wait, hold on a second here. Is this really a good song? I think it's awesome, but...<br />6: I heard everything, Piyohiko.<br />7(2b): Uwahhhh, Jaguar-san! You were inside there?! <br />8: That just now was a masterpiece...a good song, make no mistake!<br />9: I mean, it's just...anyway, it's an awesome song, alright?! <br /><br />The 59th Recorder - If Only This Sound Could Reach You<br /><br />162)<br />1: I was inspired by the distance we all feel in normal every day life...<br />2: The refrain of fleeting love<br />3: was smashed to pieces by the ab flex of the heart, and then grilled to a crisp...that's the kind of fleeting I got from it...<br />4: Yeah, yeah! I know exactly what you mean.<br />5: Really?! I knew it!!<br />6(2b): I especially felt it right in the middle...at the hn hn hu-hhn huuun hu hn huuuun part! <br />7: Ahh, the hn hu-hn hu huuun part, right?<br />8: No, it was the hn hn hu-hun huuuun hu hn huuuun part! <br />9(2b): Eh? No, that part goes hn hu-hun hu huuun hu hn huuunhu! <br />10: Nooo! The part I'm talking about is AFTER the hu-hun uhuhuhu uhuhu un huhuhn huuuun part! <br />writing is: &quot;BOILED EGG&quot;<br />11: Ahh! Ohh, that part!<br />12: Yeah, I guess I can see it.<br />13: Right? It's like, you know...<br />14: As for my overall impression, I can't describe it in a single phrase...<br />15: Mmmm...but I guess, if I had to describe it in a PICTURE...<br /><br />163)<br />1: It'd be like this.<br />2: Or this?<br />3: Or this, I guess...<br />4: Ahhh. I see...<br />5: It's true that it does possess a very miserable element like that.<br />6: Yup, yup.<br /><br />164)<br />1: If I had to describe it in a pose, it'd be like this.<br />2: Hmmmmmm. No, I think it'd be more...<br />3: like this...<br />4: You know?<br />5: With a face like this!<br />6: Ahhh! Yeah, that's really good!<br />7: So, I think you got the big picture...?<br />8: Yeah...well, I think I got most of it, anyway...at any rate, it's a good song. <br />9: If I had to describe it as a graph it'd be like this.<br />word in between 100 and 50: good-ness<br />10: Ahh, yeah, that's really easy to understand.<br /><br />165)<br />1: If I had to do it in a pie chart, it'd be like this.<br />(clockwise from the top)<br />Really good: 38 people<br />19 people - felt better, but lost something in return<br />(Out of 100 people)<br />10 people - Wanted to join the Kendo Club<br />6 people - Thought it was a stag beetle the first time they saw it<br />- got a little taller (2 people)<br />Heard weird voices: 24 people<br />-Thinks Piyohiko should hurry up and play the flute (1 people)<br />2: That's...a little more difficult to understand...<br />3: Oh, really...? <br />4: In terms of screen tones, I guess it'd be like this?<br />5: Ahhh, that's close! Very close!<br />6: And if I had to talk about it in terms of everyday things,<br />7: I'd have to say it'd be like the feeling you get when you buy a weird jacket.<br />8: Ahhhh! <br />9: white<br />10: black<br /><br />166)<br />1: Yeah, yeah, that's kinda close, I think!<br />2(2b): Right? OK! Now I'm gonna take these images and write some lyrics! <br />3: I guess I'll play it once more, thinking about all we've talked about.<br />4(2b): Alright, let's do this! Send your masterpiece right through me! <br />lyrics:<br />Ahhhhhh<br />I've absolutely had it...<br />What's with this jacket?<br />I bought it, didn't I?<br />Was it a failure after all? <br />That high schooler just now...<br />He looked at my clothes<br />was he laughing?<br />He was, wasn't he? What should I do?<br />I know they're gonna make that into a joke.<br />They're gonna call me &quot;Mr. Funeral&quot; or something, I know it!<br /><br />167)<br />lyrics 2: <br />this is bad...I shouldn't have<br />got so weirdly adventurous in the first place<br />ahhh, it's so damn hot...eh?! <br />It's kinda hot! Uwahh, what is this?<br />Only my right side is strangely hot! <br />Why only my right side? Wow!<br />It's absorbing sunlight!<br />This is horrible~<br />The design, and the structure<br />It's filling me with such pain. It's sucking my will to live...<br />The last time I felt this painful<br />was when that girl left me...<br />1: What a good song...<br />2: Mmm...<br /><br />168)<br />1: [Please try drawing my face] Corner<br />Guest #1: Chami-san (Illustrator)</summary>
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		<entry>
		<id>https://mangahelpers.com/t/molokidan/releases/18435</id>
        <title>[English] [Translation] Pyuu to Fuku! Jaguar 58 by molokidan</title>
        <updated>2009-12-21T13:39:57+00:00</updated>
        <author>
            <name>molokidan</name>
            <email>admin@mangahelpers.com</email>
        </author>
        <link rel="alternate" href="https://mangahelpers.com/t/molokidan/releases/18435" />
        <summary type="html">PYU TO FUKU! JAGUAR #58<br /><br />tl by molokidan<br /><br />151)<br />1: Ahh!!<br />2: Here it comes!<br />3: I'm sorry.<br />4: It's the Mandolin commercial!<br />5: But...Junko-san!<br />6: This is my lover, Mandolin.<br />black song in panel 4:<br />man man ma<br />manmaaa<br />mandoliiiin<br />Squeeze Factory<br />mandoliiiiiin &lt;Squeeze Factory&gt;<br />7: It's right after this!<br />8: Finally...<br />9: H...<br />10: Here it is!!!<br /><br />The 58th Recorder - Oh! Ultra Maman ~On the Way Home From the Married Women's Association Meeting~<br /><br />152)<br />1: Ahhh...Married Women's Association meetings sure tire me out...<br />2: Maybe it's not a good idea for a single woman to go to them? <br />3: If only I had children, I would finally be able to take part for real...<br />4: Haa...if only a Prince (up to 10 years old) would appear before me...<br />5(2b): I have received wealth and fame...now all that I lack is a child...<br />6: Wahhh, how sad!<br />7: ...what an unlikeable hero...<br />8: Huh<br />9: What are you three getting so excited about, madams?<br />10: Ah, Mamanokouji-san.<br />11: You see...it's about my son.<br />(small): Nothing special though!<br />12: Ken-chan's studying for exams!<br />13: Oh my! I'm so jealous that you can even worry about such a thing...ufufufu!<br /><br />153)<br />1(2b): More importantly, Mamanokouji-san...another strange being has appeared!<br />2: Oh my! Really?<br />3: Yes, yes!<br />4(2b): And of all things, the one that appeared this time is apparently...a supersonic wave!<br />5: Yes!<br />6(2b): And according to the rumors...it might be capable of mind control!<br />7: It's capable of using high-frequency waves to send submilinal messages and directly control the subconsciousness of children!<br />8: Oh my, how frightening!<br />9: How dangerous~ There's no telling what the strange beings these days are capable of!<br />10: I've got...I've got to do something!<br />11: The protectors of the future are in trouble!<br />12(2b): Change Maman! ...I'm worried. I'm going to go check it out!<br />13: Okay! He was supposed to be around the quarry, as always!<br />14: Sorry to trouble you like this, Ultra Maman!<br />15: Just wait...<br />16: My children!!<br /><br />154)<br />1: Eh?! A commercial already?!<br />2: Yeah, the program is only 10 minutes long, you know!<br />3: Aw, c'mon! When are we gonna be on!?<br />4: I can't wait to see the scene where I stuff noodles into a mole hole...<br />5: Yeah!<br />6: That scene exists?! (How does that follow the story?!)<br />7: Calm down, you guys! The story in Ultra Maman is the same every week...<br />8: It'll come after this...every week after the commercials end, it cuts back to the show with a close-up of the featured kid!!<br />9: Here it comes!!<br />10: Shut up, guys...!!<br />11: Help meeeee~<br /><br />155)<br />1: His face is...<br />2(2b): Ora ora! Bring it on, Ultra Maman! If you don't act fast, I'm gonna brainwash all the children here with my special waves!<br />3: Help meeeee!<br />4: What do you think you're doing?!<br />5: Muu! This voice is...!<br />6: Ma maaaaaaaan!<br />7: U...Ultra Maman!<br />8: Uwahh!<br />9: Owwww!<br />10: Hey...owwww!<br />11: Wh...what the hell are you doing, grandma?!<br />12: How many times have I told you never to cause trouble to others?!<br />13: How many times do I need to tell you until you understand?!<br />14: Fight, Maman!<br />15: Wh...what's with this camera?!<br />16: Who cares about the damn mochi pile?!<br /><br />156)<br />1: Heh! Shut up, grandma! I live my own life, free from anybody's shackles!<br />2: Just a few minutes ago, I brainwashed one kid and made him start stuffing noodles into a mole hole!!<br />3: I don't care what other people think!!<br />4: Wh...what was that?!<br />5: I'm mad now!<br />6: You're gonna be sorry!<br />7: C'mon, get over here!<br />8: Huh?! Why?!<br />9: Don't tell me you think my feelings will change if I lay down with you like this...<br />10: Uuu!?<br />11: H-huh? What's this feeling?<br />12: Warm...it's so warm...<br />13: I...feel tired all of a sudden, Maman!<br />14: Yes...go to sleep now, honey.<br />15: That was a tough enemy...<br />16: S...she did it!<br /><br />157)<br />1(2b): Sorry for making you wait, hun...are you hurt?<br />2: No! Thanks, Maman!<br />3: Uuu...!!<br />4: C...cute!<br />5: Could there be a cuter Prince than this?!<br />6: Round eyes...a smile free of all cares...<br />7: This child really is a Prince...<br />8: What's wrong, Maman?<br />9: Ah! Sorry, I'll take these ropes off you now.<br />10: Thanks!<br />11: Really, though, he's so cute...<br />12: I'm saved!<br />13: Ahhh, I want him! I want to raise this child as my own!<br />14(2b): hey, child, you're still...under 10 years old...aren't you?<br />15: Yeah! I'm five!<br />16: (Another camera is filming it from a different angle)<br />17: And your mother and your father?<br />18: Mmm...I don't have either one...<br /><br />158)<br />1: Hey, boy...<br />2: Mm?<br />3: I decided the moment I saw you.<br />4: Please become Maman's new child!<br />5: Please!<br />6: I'm sorry!<br />7(2b): Ehhhh, why?! Really?!<br />8(2b): Because I have a big brother. Right now, he's probably stuffing noodles into a mole hole...<br />9: I can't leave a big brother like that alone!<br />10: By the way, Maman...your brain is visible, right?<br />11(2b): That kind of mama isn't my type...I'm sorry.<br />12: Fufu...it's fine.<br />13: It's completely fine...<br />14: That's right...I'm not meant to raise children...<br />15: If I pour all my love into one child, I won't be able to transform anymore...<br /><br />159)<br />1: The children of the world<br />2: are all mine, after all...<br />3: Today's Maman One Point!<br />4: Don't stuff noodles into mole holes, everyone!<br />TV: THE END<br />5(2b): ...wha...th...<br />6: I-it's alright...<br />7: I have no emotions, after all.<br />8(2b): You don't need to worry about it, everyone. You know, I really...wish I hadn't gone out in the first place.<br />9: If it would save everyone from having to put on fake smiles and worry about me, I just wish I hadn't done the audition altogether.<br />10: If only I wasn't so selfish...<br />11: Sticky!<br />12: As for my personal feelings, I feel like electrocuting (Director) Seine right now...<br />13: Want to help me out?<br />14: If it's what you want, Master, then I'll provide a million volts!</summary>
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		<entry>
		<id>https://mangahelpers.com/t/molokidan/releases/18394</id>
        <title>[English] [Translation] Pyuu to Fuku! Jaguar 57 by molokidan</title>
        <updated>2009-12-19T13:51:13+00:00</updated>
        <author>
            <name>molokidan</name>
            <email>admin@mangahelpers.com</email>
        </author>
        <link rel="alternate" href="https://mangahelpers.com/t/molokidan/releases/18394" />
        <summary type="html">PYU TO FUKU! JAGUAR #57<br /><br />tl by molokidan<br /><br />143)<br />1: Last time on &quot;Charisma Chiropractor, Bigvein Gorou&quot;...<br />2: After waking up in the morning and brushing his teeth, Bigvein Gorou dislocated his left shoulder. He spent his days after taking time off work and lazing around.<br />3: Then, one day his rival Kiichi Schneider fixed the very shoulder that Gorou had managed to dilocate...will Gorou have to go back to work immediately?! The big veins pop out on Gorou's forehead!!<br /><br />The 57th Recorder - No One Cares About Bigvein Gorou<br /><br />4: Stickout Minto has come to audition for a child part in the TV show &quot;Oh! Ultra Maman&quot;...<br />5: I'm Stickout Minto...<br />6: I'm looking forward to working with you!<br />7: A weird robot came!!<br /><br />144)<br />1: ...well, I've gone around to many different houses...<br />2: but now I'm living and eating for free at my new Master's house!<br />3: I'm a cold, heartless clump of steel, but I'll do my best!<br />4(2b): Ummm...let me ask you this once more.<br />5: Are you a robot?<br />6: Yes! I'm a humanoid!<br />7(2b): Sorry, but...you don't qualify for the audition. Broadcasting robots may have a bad effect on Maman's character...<br />8: Director-san!!<br />9: What are you saying?! Just what are you saying?!<br />10: Don't talk about adult things in front of this small child!!<br />11(2b): Eh?! But...it's a robot, you know?!<br />12: Are you saying it's OK to kick robots out?!<br />13: Even robots have children! They should be treated just like human children!!<br /><br />145)<br />1(2b): I'm sorry about that, Sticky-chan...forgive that old man, would you?<br />2: Sure! I have no heart, after all.<br />3: Thanks, Maman!<br />4: You're really nice...<br />5: Nice maman...<br />6: Wonderful maman...<br />7: Mamaman, mamaman~<br />8: Mamamamaman~<br />9: Ehhhhhhh?!<br />10: Th...<br />11: These two paaaaaass!!<br />12: I shall be your maman!!<br />13: We'll do our best, maman!<br />14(2b): Ahhhhh, what are you saying, Momoyama-san?! And why do you have to go as far as becoming their guardian?!<br /><br />146)<br />1(2b): Get ahold of yourself, would you?! If we let this robot in the show, all hell will break loose!!<br />2: I do have a hold on myself!<br />3: If you let this robot on the show, all hell will break loooooose~<br />4(2b): ...what? What kind of pose was that just now?<br />5(2b): Eh? What? I didn't do anything?<br />6: Oh really...? <br />7: That's fine, then...<br />8: That's fine, theeen~<br />9: Y...you bastard!! I saw that one! Just who do you think you are, anygabuhh!!<br />10: Stop it, you! Director Hiramatsu!!<br />11: Hyaaah, scary!!<br /><br />147)<br />1: But that stupid punk...he clearly has bad intentions!!<br />2(2b): Stop being so immature! Why would an emotionless robot do such athing?!<br />3: That's right, calm down, Seine...<br />4(2b): Don't call me Seine!! I don't even know you!! I'm a Director! Who the hell are you?!<br />5: Director, President, whatever, the point is that you're the only one complaining here.<br />6: Wha...<br />7: Yeah! &quot;Ultra Maman&quot; isn't your work alone, you know!<br />8: T...<br />9: If you're a Director and all you ever do is act selfishly, no one will follow you, you know?<br />10: These bastards!!<br />11: That's right, Director! Grow up!<br />12(2b): Alright, fine! I might as well test you, then! Let's see what you can do!<br />13: Alright, Sticky! Show him the you-know-what!<br />14: Yes, Master!<br /><br />148)<br />1: Do your best...<br />2: Now stand, Sticky!<br />3: S...Sticky stood uuuuup!<br />4: That was strangely disgusting!!<br />5: Wonderful...! Wonderful job, Sticky!!<br />6: Congratulations!<br />7(2b): Congratulations for what?! He can stand up without trying so damn hard!!<br />8: It'd be gross to have such a weird-moving kid around!!<br />9: No way! Robots can't be used, that's the bottom line!!<br /><br />149)<br />1: Uwaaaaan!!<br />2: Wahh!<br />3: Please! Please let me on, Director!<br />4(3b): Wha...stop it! Let me go, dammit...! Eh!?<br />5: Wh...what is this?<br />6: Ahhh, for some reason I feel like I can fly all of a sudden...<br />7: My body won't move...!<br />8: Wh...what are you saying?! Let me go!<br />9: Hey, Director...<br />10: huh?!<br />11: Wanna go to outer space...?<br />12: Wh...what?!<br />13: Let me go!<br />14: Hey!!<br />15: Uoooohhhh, let me gooooo!!<br />16: Pleaaaaaaase!!<br />17: And so, we were allowed to go on the show.<br />18: Make sure you watch Ultra Maman next week!</summary>
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		<entry>
		<id>https://mangahelpers.com/t/molokidan/releases/18334</id>
        <title>[English] [Translation] Pyuu to Fuku! Jaguar 56 by molokidan</title>
        <updated>2009-12-17T11:45:31+00:00</updated>
        <author>
            <name>molokidan</name>
            <email>admin@mangahelpers.com</email>
        </author>
        <link rel="alternate" href="https://mangahelpers.com/t/molokidan/releases/18334" />
        <summary type="html">PYU TO FUKU! JAGUAR #56<br /><br />tl by molokidan<br /><br />135)<br />1: One day, when I came home from shopping,<br />2: I saw Billy-san poking our front door.<br />3: U...umm, Billy-san...<br />4: I think your room is this one...<br />5: When I knocked, I accidentally poked through it...<br />6: I...I seeeee...I see how that's possible...<br /><br />The 56th Recorder - Robo-Child Sticky<br /><br />136)<br />1: Maaan...that sure was loud! I was just thinking &quot;Hmmm, there's some black creature poking a hole through my door,&quot; too! I would have never thought it was you, Billy!<br />2: That's when I thought &quot;Ah, who cares?&quot;<br />3: Umm...I care...<br />4(2b): The truth is, I...have a request...r-regarding Minto...<br />5(2b): I want to take him somewhere...will you or will you not let me?! Huh?!<br />6: Somewhere...?<br />7: Ahhh?!<br />8(2b): What are you asking about the details for, bitch?! Fine, I'll let you have it!<br />9: There's this superhero show called &quot;Oh! Ultra Maman!&quot;<br />10: And each time it airs, they always scout for children to be saved by Maman.<br />top text: Oh! Ultra Maman<br />side text: Children of the earth~ You must all beecome children I've given birth to~<br />11: I know Minto has been wanting to go to an audition...<br /><br />137)<br />1(2b): Then I accidentally said &quot;I'll take you some time&quot;...and since he can record sound, he's been playing it back to me every day...<br />2: H...he can do that too...?<br />3: Why don't you take him, then?<br />4: Y...you fool!<br />5: If I was seen walking a kid around, what would by toadies think of me?!<br />6: This...isn't much, but...<br />7(2b): This object is...the pride of us greasers...if you'd like, please accept it...<br />8: Ehhhhh? He's giving us something realllly insignificant...<br />9: I'll do it.<br />10: Ehhhhhhhhh!?<br />sign: Oh! Maman Child Audition<br />11: Oh, how cute...<br />12: A lot sure have gathered today...<br /><br />138)<br />1(2b): All of those children watch &quot;Maman,&quot; don't they...don't you feel happy, Director-san?<br />box: Maman - Momoyama Mamiko<br />2: Oh, but it's all thanks to you, Momoyama-san!<br />3: Why the hell would I be happy...? Doing a stupid public audition like this...<br />box: Director - Seine Hiramatsu<br />4: You may like children, but all the problems that go along with filming amateurs have to be dealt with on my side!<br />5: Children are wonderful...<br />5: They're innocent and unadulterated...<br />6: When I watch children, I feel like my soul is healed.<br />7: Amateur children especially...<br />8: Wh-what the hell is that child doing!!?<br /><br />139)<br />1: We're here, Master!<br />2(2b): Good boy, Sticky! There, there!<br />3: That's right, I'll give you a treat!<br />4: Wahh, it's black! Thank you so much!<br />5: If you work hard I'll give you something even better next time!<br />6(2b): OK, Master! Wahhh, I'm so excited!<br />7: Ehhhh?! What kind of disciplining method is that?!<br />8: Now then, shall we practice one more time what you're supposed to say when someone asks you a question?<br />9: Yeah!<br />10: Now then, Stickout-kun, what did you eat for dinner last night?<br />11: Ummm...<br />12: Yesterday all I did was drink water...<br />13: Mmmmm, good...!!<br />14: Good answer, Sticky!<br />15: Your punch is a bit lacking, though...<br /><br />140)<br />1: All I had yesterday was water and eyebrows...<br />2: Let's go with that!<br />3: Yes, Master!<br />4: Now, here's some consomme for your treat!<br />5: Wahhh, consomme!<br />6(2b): Well, with all the practicing you've been doing, you should be a shoe-in, though! How about we get going, huh?!<br />7: Yes!<br />8: ...next, please!<br />9: Yes!<br />sign: Audition Room<br />10: Ready, Sticky...? Impact when you first enter is the most important!<br />11: Just do it all like we practiced!<br />12: I know!<br />13: Excuse meeee!<br />14: C'mon in.<br /><br />141)<br />1: Hogyaaaaaaaahhhh!!!<br />2: To be continued. <br /><br />142)<br />Charisma Chiropractor<br />Summary Gorou<br />The 556th Squeeze: What are you doing, Kiichi Schneider?!<br />side text: Squeezing out all the evil!!<br />bottom text: Soy Sauce Junpei</summary>
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		<entry>
		<id>https://mangahelpers.com/t/molokidan/releases/18277</id>
        <title>[English] [Translation] Pyuu to Fuku! Jaguar 55 by molokidan</title>
        <updated>2009-12-14T17:26:37+00:00</updated>
        <author>
            <name>molokidan</name>
            <email>admin@mangahelpers.com</email>
        </author>
        <link rel="alternate" href="https://mangahelpers.com/t/molokidan/releases/18277" />
        <summary type="html">PYU TO FUKU! JAGUAR #55<br /><br />tl by molokidan<br /><br />127)<br />The 55th Recorder - Gullickson Appeal Festival<br />1: I heard there's a man who can play an amazing recorder at this school...<br />sign: Gullickson Pro Star Prep School Open House <br />sign bubble: Come on in!<br />2: I thought it was my destiny to go to a top-rate music school...but I feel like I absolutely must meet that man before taking the exam.<br />3: Have the wheels of fate gone off track...? Why is my heart pounding so?<br />4: Ah, I forgot to mention...my name is Man Ikkei, an 18-year old high school student aiming for the top spot in the recorder world!<br />paper: Various students are prepared to show off their APPEAL with all their might!<br />MAP<br />left side: Jass/Blues<br />Idol<br />Vocal<br />Enka<br />right side:<br />Schoolhouse (Various Interests)<br />small box in top corner: Recorder<br />bottom: Electric Guitar<br />5: ...what is this horrible sound I hear?<br />6: Is there really a recorder master present at this low-level school?<br />7: The recorder class looks like it's been pushed into a corner, too...<br />8: Oh, is that it?<br /><br />128)<br />1: Recorder Show<br />2: Fuhyuuuuuuuuu...<br />3: Shunuuuuuuuuu...<br />4: Pyuuuuuuuuuuu...<br />5: What a recorder!!!<br /><br />129)<br />1: Alriiiiight!<br />2(2b): That concludes Jaguar-san's Rare Recorder Challenge! Um...excuse me, everyone, but please give him some applause.<br />3: That man is the rumored musician...? Wait...<br />4: By amazing recorder, did they mean that...?<br />5: They weren't talking about the music itself?!<br />6(2b): How was it, everyone?! You've never seen a recorder like this before, have you?!<br />7: If you join the recorder class, you'll be able to see a bunch more rare ones like that!<br />8(2b): This is still just the beginning of the beginning, though...it's from here on that the awesomeness of the recorder class truly starts!<br />9: Next, that big guy's gonna get chopped in half!<br />10: What are you talking about, Jaguar-san?!<br />11(2b): I'm counting on you, Piyohiko...I'll buy you some juice in return! If you can't blow it, you should at least split it!<br />12(2b): I'm not gonna split it in two just because you tell me to! What kind of person does something like that?!<br />13: Tch! Fine, we'll do something different then...<br />14(2b): ...he looks like nothing but a weirdo to me...they do say that the greatest musicians are also the greatest weirdos, though...<br />15: Time for the next challenge!<br /><br />130)<br />1: The Recorder Wheel of Fire!<br />2: Ehhhhhhhh?! That has nothing to do with recorders!<br />3: Oh yeaaaaahhhhh!!<br />4: It's over!!<br />5: I...is this guy sane...? Is he really an amazing musician?<br />6: I'm starting to feel uneasy about this...is this gut feeling I have mistaken...?<br />7: And continuing, the next challenge is...<br />8: The Recorder Sawing in Half!!<br />9: Oh? Doesn't look like anything unusual to me.<br />10: It's just a box with a recorder in it...<br /><br />131)<br />1: Ohhhhh...this is...!<br />2: He cut through the center!<br />3: Which means that the recorder must have been sawed in half, right?!<br />4: Well, it was!!<br />5: Ta-daaaaa!!<br />6: I don't get it!!<br />7(2b): What are these people doing?! What do they think I came here prepared to watch?!<br />8: I wanted to be moved...to be moved in a different way than this!<br />9(2b): OK...now it's time for a little lesson, if you will...I think I'm gonna demonstrate my recorder technique to you all!<br />10(2b): That! That!! That's it!!<br /><br />132)<br />1: Look!<br />2: Ehhhhhhhhhhh?!<br />2: I can do it with both hands.<br />3(2b): Elementary student...are you an elementary student?! Blow the recorder, dammit!!<br />4(2b): OK now, than kyou very much! Today was just to try and garner appeal for the recorder class.<br />5: Just doing music is boring, so we tried a bunch of different things.<br />6: But you know, when you get right down to it we're all real musicians...<br />7: so we've got to at least show off our musicial prowess!<br />8: Alright!!<br />9: The guitar, Piyohiko!<br />10: I'm counting on you!<br />sign: Recorder Class<br /><br />133)<br />Uwahhhh, that person~ <br />Sooooo fast<br />You could never<br />imagine<br />such speeeed<br />from just looking at their body~<br /><br />1: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!<br />2: I...I knew it! He has no intention to blow that thing at all!!<br /><br />It's the<br />fiiirst time <br />I've seen a person~<br />disconnect their<br />joooints~<br />like in <br />the moooovies~<br /><br />3: And what the hell is this song?!<br />4: (He ended up not blowing at all.)<br />5: ...I see.<br />6: So that's the kind of man he is...<br />7: I wish my friend hadn't told me I'd be able to feel the power of destiny coming here...<br />8: Man Ikkei, becoming extremely embarrassed for some reason. </summary>
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		<entry>
		<id>https://mangahelpers.com/t/molokidan/releases/18264</id>
        <title>[English] [Translation] Pyuu to Fuku! Jaguar 54 by molokidan</title>
        <updated>2009-12-13T16:10:58+00:00</updated>
        <author>
            <name>molokidan</name>
            <email>admin@mangahelpers.com</email>
        </author>
        <link rel="alternate" href="https://mangahelpers.com/t/molokidan/releases/18264" />
        <summary type="html">PYU TO FUKU! JAGUAR #54<br /><br />tl by molokidan<br /><br />119)<br />sign: The Cut &amp; Perm Champion of the Orient and Pacific - Junko<br />1: Hrrn?<br />2: What are you doing here...we don't accept patronage from your kind!<br />3: Eh?<br />4: Er, I, um...<br />5(2b): Wearing such a thing in here...is this some kind of declaration of war?!<br />6: Bastard...I'm gonna punch you back out to where you belong!<br />7: No! Wait...!!<br />8: Fufu...you two haven't changed one bit!<br />9: H...huuuuh? It's Jaguar-kun!!<br /><br />The 54th Recorder - Tonight, at Cut &amp; Blow...<br /><br />120)<br />1: I was really surprised.<br />2: You should have just told us he was a friend of yours, Jaguar-kuuun! <br />3: Fufu...I just wanted...to see you kick out a customer for once in a while, Tech-san.*<br />* Line: Technician-san<br />4: How sinister you are...making me brandish my scissors at your friend like that!<br />5: Jaguar-dono tells me you have quite the technique, Technician-dono...<br />6: I have been tingling with anticipation for this day!<br />7: Hey, Tech-san, you said you had a new hairstyle you wanted to try out, right?<br />8(2b): Indeedy! Do you mean you want me to try IT on him...?<br />9: Yes...<br />10: Do it in a &quot;Slap you with a sardine head tonight&quot; style...!<br />11: Grand...it's too grand!<br />12: Your benevolence bag...<br />13: My thanks to you!<br /><br />121)<br />1: I'm looking forward to watching your technique today, Tech-san.<br />2: Fufu...what pressure!<br />3: He's shooting the mist onto himself in order to create sweat and make it look like he's trying his hardest...<br />4: That's my Technician-san...what technique!<br />5: You...didn't wash your hair yet today, did you?<br />6: Eh? No...I haven't.<br />7: You're soooooo dirrrrty!!<br />8: It's all slimy with grease! What the hell?!<br />9: Ehh?!<br /><br />122)<br />1: If you're a modern human being, at least shampoo yourself in the morning before coming, dammit! God, what a stench!!<br />2(2b): Hiieeee! I...I'm sorry...!!<br />3: Fufu...it's fine.<br />4: You don't need to worry.<br />5: This is how it should be...<br />6: Humans are at their best when they're natural.<br />7: Now! Relax, relax...<br />8: Carrot &amp; stick...<br />9: The carrot &amp; stick method, combined with his massaging will wipe the customer's nervousness right away!<br />10: What a technician!<br />11: This is just the beginning...<br />12: Eh?<br />13: You're always on the getting cut side, so you don't know...<br />14(2b): But...it's when he's cutting that he is the most amazing. The most...heated up...<br />15: Wh...what?! When he's cutting...!!?<br /><br />123)<br />1: I...impossible...<br />2: He's dodging...<br />3: He's dodging all the hair that flies toward his face!!<br />4: No, that's not it...look closely.<br />5: Ehh!?<br />6: Uuu...!!<br />7: H...he's...!!<br /><br />124)<br />1: G...growing a beard!?<br />2: No he isn't...!! He's just making sure all the hair flies onto the bottom part of his face so it looks like a beard!!<br />3: So that's why he always had a strange beard after cutting my hair...<br />small: You look great! Hahaha<br />4: To think that he was always working with such grueling effort behind me...<br />5: What a technician...<br />6: This man is a technician down to the very last hair on his body!!<br />7: I think some perm lotion's gotten into my eyes, Miss Pantystocking...<br />8: I'm going to go out and get some night breeze.<br />9: Fufu...<br />10: Men are all the same...<br /><br />125)<br />1: Yo...finished, Hammer?<br />2: Yeah.<br />3: Hey, hey, what is that? Are you embarrassed?<br />4: You just got it cut, what's with the helmet...<br />5: Uuu!!<br />6: I...it can't be!!<br />7: He's not wearing it...<br />8: It looks like he's wearing it but he really isn't!!<br />9: That technician...what an incredible technician...<br />10: Yeah...I was truly flabbergasted, yo...<br />11: But this looks stupid, doesn't it...<br />12: Yeah...<br /><br />126)<br />Question Corner<br /><br />THE END<br /></summary>
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		<entry>
		<id>https://mangahelpers.com/t/molokidan/releases/18254</id>
        <title>[English] [Translation] Pyuu to Fuku! Jaguar 53 by molokidan</title>
        <updated>2009-12-12T18:53:11+00:00</updated>
        <author>
            <name>molokidan</name>
            <email>admin@mangahelpers.com</email>
        </author>
        <link rel="alternate" href="https://mangahelpers.com/t/molokidan/releases/18254" />
        <summary type="html">PYU TO FUKU! JAGUAR #53<br /><br />tl by molokidan<br /><br />111)<br />The 53rd Recorder - Quivering Slouch! Pogey<br /><br />1: ...so.<br />2: How was it, Jaguar-kun...<br />3: My poem?<br />4: A-a-amazingggggyaaaaaa!!!<br />5: A-alright, I did it!<br /><br />112)<br />1: How could you write something like this?!<br />2: Are you a...are you a fuckin' genius?!<br />3: Are you a fuckin' genius Poemer?!<br />4: Hey, Pogey!<br />5: Earth to Pogey!<br />6(2b): Ahh!! Wh...what?<br />7: What do you mean what?! How was my poem?<br />8: What's wrong? You were completely spaced out...<br />9(2b): Ah..ahhh, your poem? It was great, of course.<br />10: Fuckin' genius.<br />11: Fuckin'!?<br />12: A...are you alright? You've seemed a bit strange lately...<br />13: Could you be tired?<br />14: Why would I be? Now that I'm out of my slump, I'm totally fine.<br />15: Hmm...well, your writing may be so.<br />16: Your recent poems really are something.<br />17: Fufu...thanks to you two.<br />18: We were really worried for a moment...<br />19: Yeah...without Pogey, July would never recover.<br /><br />113)<br />1: Of course...if we lost even one person,<br />2: July would become like an unfinished puzzle...<br />3: So cooooool!!!<br />4: Th...that's our Pogey! I was just thinking the same thing!<br />5: Me too...exactly the same!<br />6: R...really...<br />7: Me too...<br />8: I just thought the exact same thing right now!<br />9: I guess...we're surprisingly similar people, huh?<br />10: Me and you?! Haha! You're kidding me, right?<br />11: I don't have such a weird face, after all!<br />12: Ah! I'm gonna get your for that! C'mere!<br />sfx: haah x2<br />13: I can't believe you said that, Piggy!<br />14(2b): You wanna go?! Let's go!!<br />15: ...you're quite strong...<br />sfx: haah x5<br />16: As are you...<br /><br />114)<br />1: Forever friends, Pogey...<br />2: Pogey...<br />3: Pogey!<br />4: Po...Pogey!!?<br />5: Ahh!!<br />6: What's wrong with you...you're drooling!!<br />7(2b): Wh...what are you saying, no I'm not! I'm not drooling at all!<br />8: No, you are, it's quivering!<br />9: Don't deny it!<br />10: Could you possibly...be worrying over something?<br />11: If there's something you want to talk about, we're all ears.<br />12: I...it's nothing like that! <br />13: Stop acting reserved, Pogey!<br />14: Always acting so cool...taking on everything yourself...!!<br />15: Let us pour milk...<br />16: into the bittersweet coffee of your heart...!<br />17: Spetsnaz...<br />18: Anison...!<br /><br />115)<br />1: That's enough!<br />2: Uu...<br />3: You're!!<br />4: The Boss of the Ginger Recorder High School...<br />5: One-Arm Half-Sleeved Jaguar!!<br />6(2B): wh...what are you doing here, Jaguar...I don't remember calling for help!<br />7: Relax...<br />8: Who said I came here to help you?!<br />9: What are you two blathering on about?!<br />10: We're gonna kill ya both!!<br />11: Better not hold me back.<br />12: That's my line!<br /><br />116)<br />1: Howdy!! <br />2: Bitter melon tea!!!!<br />3: Nabuchi!!<br />4: Don't worry don't worry don't worry don't worry my friends!<br />5: S...Spetsnaz!!<br />6(2b): Ahh!! Th...that was Spetsnaz!!?<br />7: Pogey! What the hell are you doing?!<br />8: Suddenly punching his friends for no reason isn't something a real man does!<br />9: If you have a problem, then just say it!<br />10(2b): S...sorry! It wasn't that...<br /><br />117)<br />1: Are you alright, Spetsnaz?!<br />2: Wh...what's wrong with...me...<br />3: I thought I already conquered my slump. Why am I still thinking about him...!?<br />4: No, that can't be it! My poems are improving...<br />5: That should be more proof than anything that I've conquered his existence!<br />6(2b): I'm sorry, Spetsnaz! I really didn't intend to...<br />7: Fufu, what...? As if your punches would work on me...<br />8(2b): I understand....you're actually a surprisingly uncoordinated man.<br />9: It's fine, raise your head.<br />10: It's my fault for not considering your feelings...<br />11(2b): Hey? It's fine, raise your head.<br />12: Pogey!<br />13(bubble-less 1): Alllright, today is gonna be the day, Pogey-kun!<br />14(bubble-less 2): I won't lose here, sir!<br />15: Pogey?<br />16(2b): Hey...hey! Pogey!<br />17(box): Pogey, gradually getting more and more dangerous. <br /><br />118)<br />Question[12]<br /><br />What do you do in times when you just can't shake your sadness?<br /><br />Cry until I don't care anymore.<br /><br />small: Eh, whatever.<br /><br />Continued on P126.</summary>
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		<entry>
		<id>https://mangahelpers.com/t/molokidan/releases/18198</id>
        <title>[English] [Translation] Pyuu to Fuku! Jaguar 52 by molokidan</title>
        <updated>2009-12-10T18:11:28+00:00</updated>
        <author>
            <name>molokidan</name>
            <email>admin@mangahelpers.com</email>
        </author>
        <link rel="alternate" href="https://mangahelpers.com/t/molokidan/releases/18198" />
        <summary type="html">PYU TO FUKU! JAGUAR #52<br /><br />tl by molokidan<br /><br />103)<br />The 52nd Recorder - It May Be Winter, But it Tastes Like Autumn<br /><br />1: Today, I (Piyohiko) received something awesome from my family. <br />2: Uwahh! Look at this, Jaguar-san...!<br />3: Matsutake mushrooms!!<br />4: These are matsutake, Jaguar-san!<br />5(2b): Yeah right, Piyohiko...those are just dolls of your hometown's mascot character, &quot;Matsutake Man,&quot; right?<br />6(2b): That character doesn't exist!! These are real! See for yourself!<br />7(2b): Eh...? Are these really real? Impossible...Piyohiko's house can't possibly possess such economic clout!<br />8: Without money, hope exists naught, after all!<br />9(2b): How incredibly rude...to be honest, though, we probably got them from someone else...<br />10: There are a lot of mountains with them in the vicinity, you know.<br />11: S...seriously?<br />12: Are these truly the real thing?<br /><br />104)<br />1(2b): What should we do with these...how do you prepare them?<br />2(2b): Calm down, Piyohiko! You're just an amateur, leave everything to me!<br />3: They don't call me &quot;If You Can Make Us Some Delicious Matsutake Mushrooms, Jaguar-san, Then You'll Be The Greatest Man in Japan&quot; for nothing!<br />4: That's too long!<br />Sign: How To Make Matustake Taste 2-3 Times As Good<br />5(2b): Greetings, ladies and gentlemen! Welcome to my secret club!<br />6: Have you all come with empty stomachs?<br />7: Today I will have you, in your greatest levels of hunger,<br />8: experience matsutake mushrooms in their greatest level of deliciousness!<br />9: Now, without further ado!<br />10: I present to you!<br />11: Matsutake-sama!<br />12: Ahhhhhh! Th...there they are!!<br /><br />105)<br />1: Wow! So Matsutake-sama is going to start off in his original condition!<br />2: That makes me even more excited to see what is going to happen!<br />3: Fufufu...hey, hey.<br />4(2b): I think you're all getting a little too wound up...you're supposed to relax when you eat!<br />5: Let's all try taking a deep breath.<br />6: Now, close your eyes, slooooowly...<br />7: Mmmm!<br />8(2b): Mmmmm! Mmmmm~...<br />9: BANZAAAAAAAAAAI!!!<br />10: Ahyuun!!<br /><br />106)<br />1: Well?! Amazing, aren't they?! Haha, calm down! Don't get wound up, everyone!!<br />2(2b): That's our line! You're the most wound up here, Jaguar-san!!<br />3(2b): Ahh, excuse me, excuse me! It just smelled so good, you know!<br />4: Yes, indeed it did! <br />5: Mmmmmm, forsooth!<br />6: What a scrumptious scent Matsutake-sama has...<br />7: Absolutely...<br />8: I give up! I am at his complete mercy!<br />9: Alright! How about we put this on display somewhere a little high up?<br />10: Great idea!<br />11: Ah, wonderful!<br />12: Yes...<br /><br />107)<br />1: What a noble air...<br />2: This is what we are about to eat...<br />3: Hey! Let's pray!<br />4: Yeah!<br />5: Yeah, let's pray!<br />6: Thank you...thank you...<br />7: Thank youuuuu...<br />8: Thank you, thank you~...<br />9: Alllright! Now that we have prepared our hearts for the eating,<br />10: all that we have left to do is the cooking!<br />11(2b): Yahoooooo! Finally! What are we going to make, anyway?!<br />12: I like soups!<br />13: I prefer dishes cooked with rice myself!<br />14: Fufufu...this much should easily be enough to satisfy us four...<br />15: Ehhh, what?!<br />16: I intend to prepare something that draws out this magnificent scent even further!<br />17: What, what is it?!<br />18(2b): You'll just have to wait to find out! While you do so, feel free to enjoy with your imagination!<br />19: Awwwww, Jaguar-san, you meanieeeee!<br /><br />108)<br />1: Hey...what do you think it is?<br />2: Isn't it a dish steam-boiled in an earthen teapot?<br />3: It must be a dish cooked with rice, for sure!<br />4: It REALLY smells good...<br />5: I'm so excited!<br />6: OKAY! Everyone's here!<br />7: Thank you for all your hard work!<br />8: Boy, that sure was tiring! It took a lot more work than I anticipated...<br />9: But thankfully, I managed to make an excellent meal.<br />10: A...amazing!<br />11: C'mon! Let's hurry up and eat already!<br />12(2b): Alright, let's eat! On the count of one, two...three!<br />13: Yeah!<br />14: Let's go! 1...2...<br />15: 3!!!<br /><br />109)<br />1(2b): Ummmm...I don't really understand...what is this?<br />2: Gum...<br />3(2b): Alrighty then...time to eat!<br />4: T...<br />5: Time to eat...<br />6: Time to eat.<br />7: Sweet...<br /><br />110)<br />Question [11]<br /><br />What's your most embarrassing memory? <br /><br />When, in elementary school, the entire school passed by my house, [blanked out] and everyone screamed &quot;stinky! stinky!&quot; <br />Also, when I peed my pants during a school meeting and ran away.<br />Also, when I had no money and couldn't even pay 300 yen for coffee. I thought I had a flat 300, but actually only had 250. I thought I was going to pee my pants again.<br /><br />Continued on P118</summary>
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		<entry>
		<id>https://mangahelpers.com/t/xadyu/releases/16423</id>
        <title>[Nederlands] [Translation] Pyuu to Fuku! Jaguar 9 by Xadyu</title>
        <updated>2009-09-28T13:58:40+00:00</updated>
        <author>
            <name>Xadyu</name>
            <email>admin@mangahelpers.com</email>
        </author>
        <link rel="alternate" href="https://mangahelpers.com/t/xadyu/releases/16423" />
        <summary type="html">1: Om even met notitie te beginnen, ik weet dat iedereen Kiyohiko niet bij zijn echte naam noemt, maar hem Piyohiko noemt, dat geldt zelfs voor de auteur, maar ik blijf het gewoon bij de orginele namen houden, dus het blijft Kiyohiko.<br /><br />Maar in de tekst; wat de personages dus zeggen, hou ik het zoals het in de manga wordt gezegd, Piyohiko dus.<br /><br />2: Later in het hoofdstuk zegt Jaguar &quot;geen zorgen&quot;, &quot;shinpai gomuyou&quot;, maar het is anders gespelt waardoor het neer komt op &quot;om te gebruiken met rubber&quot; <br /><br /><strong>Pagina 1:</strong><br /><br />Fluit 9: Om te gebruiken met rubber<br /><br />Rechts: Enkele dagen zijn om sinds Jaguar en Piyohiko begonnen samen te wonen.. De klussen zijn verdeeld (Piyohiko doet ze allemaal), maar..<br />Links: ze ontdekte al gauw dat ze geen ijskast of wasmachine hadden, het paar (eigenlijk alleen Piyohiko) had een probleem...<br /><br />Kiyohiko: WOW!<br />Kiyohiko: Waar heb je deze vandaan, Jaguar?<br /><br />Jaguar: Ik heb het tussen een berg vuilnis gevonden.<br />Kiyohiko: Wow, en het is nog helemaal schoon!<br /><br />Jaguar: Maar ik weet niet of die werkt, het lukt me maar niet om hem aan te krijgen, Piyohiko, jou wel?<br />Kiyohiko: Hmm, I denk het...<br />Kiyohiko: Zou ik het nu proberen?<br /><br />Jaguar: Ok, dan laat ik jou je gang gaan! Ik ga kijken of ik nog iets anders vindt.<br />Jaguar: Ze hadden van alles daar staan, ik zal alles meenemen wat we kunnen gebruiken!<br /><br /><strong>Pagina 2:</strong><br /><br />Kiyohiko: Oh, het is aan!<br />Kiyohiko: Het is me eindelijk gelukt!<br />Rechts: Lan lan lan<br />Links: Lan lan lala<br /><br />Kiyohiko: De resolutie is ook prima!<br />Kiyohiko: Het blijkt dat mijn hard werk heeft geloont.<br />Jaguar: Ik ben thuis ~<br /><br />Kiyohiko: Ah! Welkom terug, Jaguar!<br />Kiyohiko: Hey kijk! De TV doet het net we...<br /><br />Kiyohiko: UGOOOOOOO!?<br /><br />Kiyohiko: JE HEBT EEN ANDERE TV!!<br />Jaguar: Ja..hahaha<br />Jaguar: Ik dacht, misschien kunnen we deze voor iets anders gebruiken.<br /><br /><strong>Pagina 3:</strong><br /><br />Jaguar: Kijk, Piyohiko! Je bolle gezicht kun je prima zien in de tv.<br />Jaguar: Dit kan een prima spiegel zijn!<br />Kiyohiko: Hoe onbeleefd.. en trouwens, dit is veel te moeilijk om goed te zien!<br /><br />Kiyohiko: Heb je niet iets wat in het dagelijks leven nuttig is!!<br />Jaguar: Fufufu, geen zorgen!<br />Jaguar: Er is meer waar dat vandaan kwam!<br /><br />Jaguar: Een netje dat je in een wasmachine doet, dat vuilnis en dergelijke dingen opvangt.<br />Kiyohiko: WE HEBBEN GEEN NODIG!!<br /><br />Jaguar: Hm? Waarom? Dit kan handig zijn hoor!<br />Jaguar: En je krijgt dat rare onverwachte, maar toch blij gevoel als je andermans vuilnis gebruikt!<br />Kiyohiko: I-Ik wil me niet zo voelen! En trouwens, we hebben niet eens een wasmachine! OHJA!!<br /><br />Jaguar: ............<br />Jaguar: Echt waar .....? .........<br /><br />Jaguar: ..... Da....Dan...Kun je........<br />Jaguar: Je kunt..... dit... <br />Jaguar: Gebruiken voor iets te f-filteren..o..ofzo.<br /><br /><strong>Pagina 4:</strong><br /><br />Jaguar: JE KUNT ER IETS MEE FILTEREN....<br />Jaguar: OF NIET GODVERDOMME!!<br />Kiyohiko: O..Oké.. Ik... Ik zal het gebruiken... S-sorry...<br /><br />Jaguar: Ah, het volgende is extreem handig!<br />Jaguar: Geen twijfel mogelijk deze keer!<br />Kiyohiko: Zeker... weten...?<br /><br />Jaguar: Long Pillow* ... !<br /><br />*: Dit heb ik in het engels vertaald omdat Jaguar het zometeen in het engels zegt, wat leuker voor de grap.<br /><br />Kiyohiko: ..............<br /><br />Jaguar: E..een.. Amerikaanse..Long Pillow...<br />Jaguar: LONG PIROO!!*<br />Jaguar: Ah! Een amerikaanse zand... zand...<br />Kiyohiko: Het maakt niet uit hoevaak je het hernoemt, het gaat weg...<br /><br />*: Dit zegt hij in het engels<br /><br /><strong>Pagina 5:</strong><br /><br />Kiyohiko: Het is gewoon een zandza-...<br />Jaguar: EEN ZANDZAK ZEG JE?!<br />Jaguar: JE HEBT GELIJK! HET IS EEN ZANDZAK! EN WAT BETEKENT DAT!?<br /><br />Jaguar: Je moet niet alles bepalen op je eerste indruk!<br />Jaguar: Heb je ooit een zandzak als kussen gebruikt, DACHT HET NIET!!<br /><br />Jaguar: Je hebt het niet eens geprobeert, en dan kom je met dat koude commentaar.. DAT IJSKOUDE COMMENTAAR!!<br />Jaguar: Kom op, probeer het eens! Probeer er eens op te rusten, Piyohiko!<br /><br />Jaguar: Fshuuu..<br />Jaguar: Hah<br />Jaguar: Fshuuu..<br />Jaguar: Hah<br /><br />Bubbels x3: Hah<br />SFX x3: Fshuuu<br /><br />Jaguar: Hah<br />Jaguar: Hah<br />Jaguar: .......<br /><br />Jaguar: Zie je nou wel? .....<br />Kiyohiko: WAT NOU? &quot;ZIE JE NOU WEL&quot;!!?<br /><br /><strong>Pagina 6:</strong><br /><br />Jaguar: W..wacht.. De volgende..De volgende zal nuttig zijn..!<br />Kiyohiko: Nee, ik heb er genoeg van! Je hebt gewoon een hoop rare dingen meegebracht..<br />Kiyohiko: Hoeveel heb je nog wel niet buiten staan?!<br />Jaguar: Hmm, even denken.. Wah! Hey..! Niet kijken, Piyohiko! Ik heb ze in een speciale volgorde gezet.. hey!!<br /><br />Kiyohiko: UWAAAAAH!!<br /><br />Kiyohiko: What the hell is dit!! Waarom heb je deze nutteloze troep verzamelt!!<br />Jaguar: M..Maar...<br />Kiyohiko: Geen gemaar! Waar in hemelsnaam heb je dit scorebord vandaan!?<br /><br />Jaguar: Maar.. ik kon ze toch niet zomaar achterlaten, of wel soms!!<br />Jaguar: Ik zal ze verzorgen, ik beloof het! Ik zal zelfs klusjes doen, oké, Piyohiko!!<br />Jaguar: IK KAN ZE HOUDEN, OF NIET!? OF NIET PIYOHIKO!!<br /><br />Kiyohiko: ......<br />Jaguar: ......<br /><br />Kiyohiko: NEE! DAT KUN JE NIET!<br />Kiyohiko: GOOI HET WEG!!<br /><br /><strong>Pagina 7:</strong><br /><br />Jaguar: ....<br /><br />Kiyohiko: ....<br />Kiyohiko: Ben ik misschien te ver gegaan?<br /><br />Hokje: De volgende morgen..<br />Kiyohiko: Jaguar~<br />Kiyohiko: Jaguar~ wordt wakker!<br /><br />Jaguar: Munya Munya, nog 9 uur...<br />Jaguar: Hn..?<br /><br />Jaguar: HEH!? PIYOHIKO!<br />Kiyohiko: Fufufu<br />Jaguar: Wat is dit allemaal...!?<br /><br />Kiyohiko: Na al dat gedoe.. Kon ik ze ook niet zo achter laten..<br />Kiyohiko: Hehe, sorry van gisteren, Jaguar!<br /><br />Jaguar: Pi...<br />Jaguar: PIYOHIKO!!<br /><br />Tekst: Het is een Turn-Around Grand Slam Sayonara Homerun~!!<br />Hok: Piyohiko was niet meer zo zeker van hemzelf.</summary>
	</entry>
		<entry>
		<id>https://mangahelpers.com/t/xadyu/releases/16422</id>
        <title>[Nederlands] [Translation] Pyuu to Fuku! Jaguar 8 by Xadyu</title>
        <updated>2009-09-28T12:34:06+00:00</updated>
        <author>
            <name>Xadyu</name>
            <email>admin@mangahelpers.com</email>
        </author>
        <link rel="alternate" href="https://mangahelpers.com/t/xadyu/releases/16422" />
        <summary type="html"><strong>Pagina 1:</strong><br /><br />Fluit 8: Bottenbreuk Primadonna<br /><br />Rechts: Het leven van Jaguar en mij als kamergenoten begint vandaag, maar sinds ik denk dat hij geen klusjes zal doen als het hem niet gezegt wordt.<br />Links: Dus gaan we de klusjes gelijkmatig verdelen.<br /><br />Kiyohiko: Oké, laten we beginnen met koken...<br />Jaguar: Wacht even, Piyohiko!<br /><br />Jaguar: We zullen nooit tevreden zijn als we alles één voor één discussieren.<br />Jaguar: Waarom trekken we niet een strookje erom?<br /><br />Kiyohiko: Huh? Dat is een goed idee...<br />Kiyohiko: Je zegt soms toch wat redelijk goede dingen, of niet, Jaguar?<br />Jaguar: Oh hoor op, Ik ben inderdaad redelijk tegenwoordig!<br /><br />Rechts: Oké dan! Eerst schrijven we alle klusjes op die we kunnen bedenken!<br />Midden: En dan trekken we ze om de beurt uit de doos!<br />Links: Oké!<br /><br /><strong>Pagina 2:</strong><br /><br />Hokje: Tien minuten later.<br />Links: Is dit genoeg?<br /><br />Jaguar: En nu erin ermee..<br />Jaguar: In deze geheimenzinnige doos die ik toevallig bij me had!<br />Kiyohiko: Waar had je die voor nodig.....<br /><br />Jaguar: KLAAR!<br />Jaguar: Hier, jij mag eerst Piyohiko!<br /><br />Kiyohiko: Op één of andere manier ben ik best nerveus...<br />Jaguar: Maakt niet uit! Doe je best, Piyohiko! Haal ze er allemaal uit!<br /><br />Kiyohiko: Hmm? Wat is dit?<br />Kiyohiko: Er is hier iets zachts op de bodem...<br /><br />???: Squelsch~<br /><br />Kiyohiko: UWAH! WAT IS DIT--!!!<br /><br /><strong>Pagina 3:</strong><br /><br />Tekst: Kleine plakjes rijst<br /><br />Jaguar: Wow, mooie vangst!<br />Kiyohiko: HOGYAAAH-!!<br /><br />Kiyohiko: Waar heb je het over!! Waarom heb je er rijst in gedaan!!<br />Jaguar: Hahahahahahahahaha<br />Kiyohiko: Hey, wat is er zo grappig! Waarom vindt je dit grappig?!<br /><br />Kiyohiko: We beginnen weer opnieuw! Haal al die rijst eruit!<br />Jaguar: Oké, oké.. Maar dat was hilarisch!<br />Kiyohiko: Oh echt waar! Ik krijg hoofdpijn van je!!<br /><br />Jaguar: Nou dan! Alles is goed nu.<br />Jaguar: Ga je gang -kauw-<br />Kiyohiko: HIJ EET HET!!<br /><br />Kiyohiko: Ah.. ze plakken allemaal zo erg en het is moeilijk om er maar één te pakken..<br />Kiyohiko: Hmm..ok! Ik heb er één!<br /><br />Kiyohiko: Ah!<br />Papier: Bad<br />Kiyohiko: Het bad schoonmaken is een makkie...<br /><br /><strong>Pagina 4:</strong><br /><br />Papier: Bad Hater<br /><br />Kiyohiko: HOE ZOU IK DIT MOETEN DOEN!!<br />Jaguar: Ahh! Piyohiko heeft een leuke kaart! Aw, Ik wou dat ik de Bad Hater had..<br /><br />Kiyohiko: Leuke kaart..? Waarom heb je did erin gedaan!! En.. En Ik hou van baden!<br />Kiyohiko: Dit is niet eens een klusje!<br />Jaguar: Dus, is dat niet goed dan?<br /><br />Jaguar: Nu hoef je geen klusje te doen, dat is toch leuk, of niet?<br />Jaguar: Of wil je opnieuw proberen?<br />Kiyohiko: Hè?<br />Kiyohiko: Nee..hm? Ik hoef geen klusje te doen?<br /><br />Kiyohiko: Ah, ik snap het, zo werkt het dus!<br />Kiyohiko: Nee, het is goed, het is jouw beurt!<br />Kleine tekst: Als het zo gaat<br />Jaguar: Hmm, OKÉ! Ik heb het gevoel dat ik ook een leuke kaart krijg!!<br /><br />Papier: Bad Schoonmaken<br /><br /><strong>Pagina 5:</strong><br /><br />Jaguar: SSHHIITT!!!<br /><br />Jaguar: Piyohiko.. jij.. bent degene die dit heeft geschreven, of niet!!<br />Jaguar: Godver.. Jij schurk! Je deed dit express!!<br />Kiyohiko: Express..huh.. Nouja, van mij mag je ook de volgende trekken hoor..<br /><br />Jaguar: Echt waar? Jeej voor mij!!<br />Jaguar: Hier gaat alles of niets! Laat jezelf zien, kaart!!<br />Tekst: Eigenlijk, maakt de volgorde niks uit...<br /><br />Papier: Vuilnis Buiten Zetten<br /><br />Tekst: O~rorororororoo-n!!<br />Kiyohiko: Mijn beurt!<br /><br />Papier: Toilet<br />Kiyohiko: Ugh!<br /><br />Kiyohiko: Shit,het is het ergste, iets met het toilet..<br />Kiyohiko: Maar, wat is het laatste woord..<br />Jaguar: Kom op, poetsen!<br />Jaguar: POETSEN! POETSEN!!<br /><br /><strong>Pagina 6:</strong><br /><br />Papier: Toilet Festival<br /><br />Jaguar: Aaaa!!<br /><br />Kiyohiko: HET IS GELUKT!<br />Kiyohiko: HET IS FESTIVAL, FESTIVAL!<br /><br />Jaguar: Godverdomme, Piyohiko krijgt alle goede kaarten!!<br />Jaguar: Ik moet ook.. ORYAAAH!!! .....<br />Jaguar: VERDOMME!!<br />Kiyohiko: Ik ben weer.. Ah!!<br />Kiyohiko: Woehoe! Alweer een leuke kaart!<br />Tekst: Ahaha<br /><br />Hokje (Boven): En..<br />Hokje (Onder): De resultaten waren als volgt...<br />Tekst (Rechts): NOOOO<br />Tekst (Links): YES!<br /><br />Lijst Midden: TA-DAH~!<br />Rechtertitel: Piyo<br />Linkertitel: Jaguar<br />Rechts (Van boven naar beneden): Bad Hater, Toilet Festival, Vuilnis Syndroom, Was Masker, Koning van het Eten, etc.<br />Links (van boven naar beneden): Bad Schoonmaken, Vuilnis Buiten Zetten, Toilet Schoonmaken, Koken, Afwassen, etc.<br />Bubbel: ........ ........<br /><br />Jaguar: Is dat niet fantastisch, Piyohiko, gefeliciteerd .....<br />Kiyohiko: Dank je.. Uhm, maar moet ik hier echt blij om zijn?<br /><br /><strong>Pagina 7:</strong><br /><br />Jaguar: NATUURLIJK MOET JE BLIJ ZIJN! VERDOMME WAT BEN IK JALOERS...<br />Jaguar: EN IK HAAT JE!<br />Kiyohiko: Uhm, maar..<br />Kiyohiko: Ik wist echt niet wat ik moet doen..<br /><br />Jaguar: Wat!? Dan laat het mij jouw uitleggen.<br />Jaguar: Dan realiseer je je hoe blij je moet zijn!<br /><br />Hokje (Bad): Bad Hater:<br />Bubbel: NO!<br />Tekst: Baden is onzin!<br />Hokje (WC): Toilet Festival<br />Tekst: Samen met de schreeuw van &quot;wassero~i&quot;<br />Hokje (Vuilnis): Vuilnis Syndroom<br />Tekst Rechts: I wil het weggooien, maar ik kan het niet..<br />Tekst Links: Ik knuffel het nu liever!<br />Hokje Links: Was Masker<br />Tekst: Mijn kostuum is in de was, dus ik ben bijna altijd naakt<br />Hokje Onder: Koning van het Eten<br />Tekst: Ik ben beter dan al het voedsel hier!<br /><br />Jaguar: Nu samen, Piyohiko..!!<br />Jaguar: Laten we beginnen met het Toilet Festival!<br /><br />Kiyohiko: N-Nee..<br />Kiyohiko: Ik sla het over, bedankt..<br />Hokje: Piyohiko besloot om toch maar gewoon de klusjes te doen.</summary>
	</entry>
		<entry>
		<id>https://mangahelpers.com/t/xadyu/releases/16419</id>
        <title>[Nederlands] [Translation] Pyuu to Fuku! Jaguar 7 by Xadyu</title>
        <updated>2009-09-28T08:04:04+00:00</updated>
        <author>
            <name>Xadyu</name>
            <email>admin@mangahelpers.com</email>
        </author>
        <link rel="alternate" href="https://mangahelpers.com/t/xadyu/releases/16419" />
        <summary type="html"><strong>Pagina 1:</strong><br /><br />Titel: Het verhaal tot nu toe:<br />Rechts: Kiyohiko accepteerde een uitnodiging van Garikuson Producties en is op een onderbewuste manier gemanipuleerd door een mysterieus persoon genaamd Sandayuu Seagal en zijn redenerings technieken om in te trekken in het Studentenhuis Gari.<br />Links: Om alles nog erger te maken wordt hij geforceerd om samen te wonen met een persoon die nog niet is gearriveerd. Na dit te horen hebben gekregen denkt Kiyohiko meteen aan Jaguar, die hij verwart met de verdachte teddybeer die in de woonkamer staat.<br /><br />Kiyohiko: Aaaah! Shit, dat ding by Jaguar's voet.. dat is..<br />Kiyohiko: Mijn geheime notitieboek!<br />Cover: Geheime Notitieboek<br /><br />Kiyohiko: Hij ziet het! Hij zal het zeker zien!<br />Kiyohiko: Het is een ramp!! Worden mijn geheimen dan eindelijk onthuld! Dat dagboek heeft al mijn genante moment erin gespeld, woord voor woord!<br /><br />Kiyohiko: Damn, zat mijn voet maar niet vast in dit keukenkastje.. Ik kom er niet aan!!<br />Kiyohiko: Argh.. fijn, het boeit me niet meer, kijk dan gewoon! Aah, het is genant, maar kijk dan gewoon!<br /><br />Fluit 7: Geheime Studentenhuis &quot;Gari no Ana&quot; (Het Hol van Gari)<br /><br /><strong>Pagina 2</strong><br /><br />Jongen: Is mijn kamergenoot er al?<br />Sandayuu: Ja, hij is er al twee of drie dagen, volgens mij is hij nu thuis.<br /><br />Sandayuu: Daar, kamer 203.<br />Sandayuu: Zorg dat je met hem kunt opschieten!<br />Jongen: Oké!<br /><br />Jongen: Ik zal mijn best doen!<br /><br />Sandayuu: Pfieuw.. Eindelijk alles gevuld..<br />Sandayuu: Die bonus is van mij!<br />Jongen: ....<br /><br />Jongen: Ik vraag me af wat hij voor iemand is.<br />Jongen: Ik hoop dat ik met hem kan op schieten.<br /><br />???: Vanaf nu zullen we met elkaar samen wonen<br />Jongen: Hmm?<br /><br />???: Ik weet dat het genant is! Hier! Je mag alles zien!!<br />Jongen: Eh!?<br />Jongen: Wat gebeurt daar..!?<br /><br />???: Ik zal je mijn genanste kant laten zien, die ik nog nooit iemand heb laten zien!<br />Jongen: Wa.. Wa..<br />Jongen: Wa.. W-w...<br />???: Kom op! Hou jezelf niet tegen, laat je gaan! Kijk maar!<br /><br /><strong>Pagina 3:</strong><br /><br />Jongen: Hij.. Hij is vast iets aan het oefenen in zijn eentje!!<br />Jongen: Maar wat is zijn genanste kant dat nog nooit iemand heeft gezien--!?<br /><br />???: KOM NOU EN KIJK!!!<br />Jongen: !!!<br />???²: NEEM HET IN JE HAND EN BESCHOUW HET MET JE EIGEN OGEN!!!<br /><br />Jongen: Ne..<br />Jongen: Neem het in je hand---!??<br />Jongen: Hij oefent hoe hij zijn kamergenoot zijn genanste kant wilt laten zien door het hem te laten inspecteren---!!?*<br /><br />*: Dit was alweer een perverse grap die niet goed kan worden vertaald in het Nederlands.<br /><br />Jongen: N-neeee!! Dit studentenhuis is gewoon te erg...!!<br />Jongen: Ik wist dat het verdacht uitzag! Dit is gewoon verkeerd! Ik moet weg hier!!<br /><br />Sandayuu: Heeeeey, waar denk jij dat je heen gaat, jongen!<br />Jongen: Uwaaaahh!! SEAGAL!!!!<br /><br />Sandayuu: We kunnen je nu toch nog niet laten gaan! Er zijn veel pubers die hier naar binnen willen maar niet kunnen, weet je.<br />Jongen: M-maar, hij wou mij.. wou mij iets laten ZIEN!!<br /><br />Sandayuu: Wat is daar verkeerd mee? Laat hem toch!<br />Jongen: What the fuck bedoel je met &quot;Laat hem&quot;! Ik ben zeker in een luguber grapje getrapt hier hé? Nu heb je me boos gemaakt!<br /><br /><strong>Pagina 4:</strong><br /><br />Sandayuu: Shit, net nu ik alle plaatsen had gevuld.<br />Sandayuu: Als ik hem kwijt raak krijg ik nooit die bonus!<br /><br />Sandayuu: Jij gaat eens nergens heen!<br />Sandayuu: H-Hey! Kalm aan nou!<br />Jongen: GODVERDOMME!<br />Sandayuu: ..hm?<br /><br />Sandayuu: Oi, wie speelt daar gitaar!<br />Sandayuu: Je kunt toch niet gewoon muziek spelen bij een appartementen complex!!<br /><br />Sandayuu: ..hm..?<br /><br />Sandayuu: Nee.. wacht..dat..<br /><br />Sandayuu: Dat is..<br />Sandayuu: geen gitaar...<br /><br />Sandayuu: Wa...<br />Sandayuu: Wat is dit intense gevoel van die golf van geluid!?<br /><br /><strong>Pagina 5</strong><br /><br />Sandayuu: Hoe.. hoe kan een fluit als dit klinken!? Dit is geweldig.. Het is als magië!<br />Sandayuu: Dit is niet normaal! Dit moet de muzikant van de eeuw zijn!<br /><br />Sandayuu: Oh, jij mag vrijuit gaan!<br />Jongen: Huh!?<br />Sandayuu: Ik neem hem wel in plaats van jou, oké?<br /><br />Jongen: J..ja!! Ja---!!!!<br />Jongen: Ah, wacht, wat is er nu gebeurd..!!!<br />Sandayuu: Hey, jij daar!!<br /><br />Jaguar: Hè? Ik kan in dat studentenhuis gaan wonen?<br />Jaguar: Echt niet.. Je laat een persoon zoals ik in het beroemde &quot;Hol van Gari&quot;!?<br /><br />Sandayuu: Ja, ja! Het beroemde Hol van Gari! Je hebt erg veel geluk~!<br />Sandayuu: Wat in godsnaam is het Hol van Gari?<br />Jaguar: Echt.. maar je realiseert toch dat ik maar een fluitist ben?<br /><br />Sandayuu: No problemo~!<br />Sandayuu: Hmm, hij heeft weinig zelfvertrouwen, dit is geweldig!<br /><br />Sandayuu: Met wat werk zul jij schijnen, mijn jongen! We trainen je rechtstreek naar de top!<br />Jaguar: M-maar.. ik..<br />Jaguar: Kijk,.. het is maar een fluit..<br /><br /><strong>Pagina 6:</strong><br /><br />Jaguar: Ik ben de enigste op de wereld die dit kan spelen..<br />Sandayuu: Oh, je hoeft je nergens zorgen ov..e..r..<br />Sandayuu: HEH?!<br /><br />Jaguar: Daarnaast, ik ben blut..<br />Jaguar: Tenzij ik een salaris kan ontvangen dat de huurkost kan dekken, denk ik niet dat ik kan...<br />Sandayuu: Ah, maar dat is niet er..g..hm?<br />Sandayuu: HUH!? Ontvangen!? HUH!?<br /><br />Sandayuu: Wacht eens even! Waar heb je het over, je kunt het toch niet menen dat je wilt worden betaald!<br />Jaguar: Zie je wat ik bedoel. Ik wist dat ik niks voor stelde, ach, ik ga naar huis!<br />Sandayuu: EHH!?<br /><br />Sandayuu: Oh-ow.. Als hij weggaat krijg ik die bonus niet! Ik moet hem ten alle kosten hier houden!<br />Sandayuu: O-okay, ik snap het! Jij bent een speciaal geval! Met ¥80.000 per maand kun je hier voor niks blijven, hoe is dat?<br /><br />Jaguar: Ah~?<br /><br />Jaguar: Waarom zei je dat...?<br />Sandayuu: Huh... Eh..!?<br /><br />Jaguar: Is dat alles wat je kunt zeggen voor iemand met dit soort van potentiaal, oude man?<br />Jaguar: En jij noemt jezelf een zakenman?<br /><br /><strong>Pagina 7:</strong><br /><br />Sandayuu: HABYUN!!?<br /><br />Sandayuu: Wat is dit voor impact? Deze superiore impact wat hij toont!<br />Sandayuu: Hah<br />Sandayuu: Hah<br />Jaguar: Je realiseert je dat dit je grote kans is?<br />Jaguar: Als je niet verder kijkt dan dat je neus lang is dan wordt het nooit iets met jou!<br /><br />Jaguar: Als ik een ster wordt kan ik honderd keer het bedrag terugbetalen dat jij mij betaald, nietwaar?<br />Jaguar: Maar ligt dat niet helemaal in jou handen, ben je je daar wel bewust van?<br /><br />Sandayuu: Ho, wat is dit? Dat zijn mijn zinnen! Iets klopt hier niet!<br />Sandayuu: Ik weet dat er iets niet klopt, maar ik kan het niet weigeren!!<br /><br />Sandayuu: Ik betaal je ¥80.000,-<br />Verteller: Antwoorde Seagal snel, met een enthousiast en eerlijk gezicht.<br /><br />Verteller: En dus, vechtte Piyohiko nog steeds tegen een illussie van Jaguar..<br />Kiyohiko: Jaguar! Er steekt iets uit je!<br />Kiyohiko: Jaguar! Er staat een gevaarlijke samoerai achter je!<br />Kiyohiko: Jaguar! Kijk uit! Jaguaaar!!<br />Verteller: Hun status als kamergenoten staat zo vast als steen.</summary>
	</entry>
		<entry>
		<id>https://mangahelpers.com/t/xadyu/releases/16410</id>
        <title>[Nederlands] [Translation] Pyuu to Fuku! Jaguar 6 by Xadyu</title>
        <updated>2009-09-28T02:43:21+00:00</updated>
        <author>
            <name>Xadyu</name>
            <email>admin@mangahelpers.com</email>
        </author>
        <link rel="alternate" href="https://mangahelpers.com/t/xadyu/releases/16410" />
        <summary type="html"><strong>Pagina 1:</strong><br /><br />Rechter Banner: Samen kunnen wij op een briljante<br />Linker Banner: manier de wereld veranderen<br />Middelste Banner: 98% Kans op een contract! We liegen niet!<br />Gebouw: Garikuson Producties &lt;Wij trainen toekomstige sterren!&gt;<br /><br />Rechts: Ik heb want demo's naar willekeurige bedrijven gestuurd..<br />Links: en eindelijk, een bedrijf dat mij wilt zien!<br /><br />Kiyohiko: Ze gaven echt een goede indruk op me.<br />Telefoon: Je gitaarwerk was werkelijk fantastisch! Wil je samen met ons de wereld veranderen?<br />Kiyohiko: Ja, ik wil!<br />Kiyohiko: Hier kan ik misschien mijn droom tot werkelijkheid laten komen!<br /><br />???: Aah! Hier is onze toekomstige ster, Saketome toch!?<br />???: Mijn naam is Sandayuu Seagal! Vanaf nu zijn wij partners! Prettig kennis te maken!<br /><br />Sandayuu: Je hebt geluk, we zijn nog nooit zo populair geweest, je bent de laatste die nog erbij kon!<br />Kiyohiko (Boven): Sandayuu Seagal..........<br />Kiyohiko (Onder): Oh.. Echt waar?<br /><br /><strong>Pagina 2:</strong><br /><br />Sandayuu: Laat alles maar aan ons over! Wij trainen je helemaal tot de top.<br />Kiyohiko: Uhm.. Oké!<br />Sandayuu: Je weet wel, die hele hype van tegenwoordig, waar ze kids halen helemaal uit Okinawa of waar dan ook, het is net zoals dat!<br /><br />Sandayuu: Nou, het gaat je ¥50.000,-* per maand kosten, oké?<br />Kiyohiko: O..HEH?!<br />Kiyohiko: Ik moet elke maand iets betalen?!<br /><br /><strong>*:</strong> ¥50.000,- is ongeveer €384,229.<br /><br />Sandayuu: Nou, de lessen en dat allemaal, zijn nogal prijzig, snap je...<br />Sandayuu: En je blijft sowieso hier op kamers, wat je dan weer ¥30.000,-* gaat kosten, daar ga je mee akkoord.. toch?<br />Kiyohiko: HEH!!?<br />Kiyohiko: OP KAMERS... HEEEEH!?<br /><br /><strong>*:</strong> ¥30.000,- is ongeveer €230.482. 100 Yen is ongeveer 0.76 Eurocent, reken het de volgende keer maar zelf uit. ;p<br /><br />Sandayuu: Als je het niks vind, doe ons allemaal een plezier en stop ermee, 'k? Want het gaat anders alleen maar voor problemen zorgen als je straks begint met zeuren...<br />Sandayuu: En het is nogal een ruwe business, weet je..<br /><br />Sandayuu: Enkel de <strong>serieuze</strong> gaan ermee door..<br />Sandayuu: En het is in ons beleid om alleen maar die mensen aan te nemen, weet je.<br /><br />Sandayuu: Oh.. en..<br /><br /><strong>Pagina 3:</strong><br /><br />Sandayuu: In het einde zijn de serieuze mensen degene die het maken in deze wereld en zoveel verdienen dat ze meerdere malen het bedrag kunnen terugbetalen wat het hun heeft gekost om hun carrière te maken.<br />Sandayuu: Ik neem aan dat 't allemaal moet worden overgelaten aan jouw enthousiasme en de manier waarop je denkt.<br /><br />Sandayuu: Dus, wat wordt het?<br /><br />Kiyohiko: Ik doe het!<br />Hokje: Piyohiko reageerde snel, met een enthousiast en eerlijk gezicht.<br /><br />Bordje: Studentenhuis Gari<br /><br />Sandayuu: Dus, jij hebt kamer 203, oké? Hier, sleutels.<br />Kiyohiko: Dankuwel!<br /><br />Sandayuu: Oh, Ik vergat het bijna!<br />Sandayuu: Er is een hele aardige jongen wie ook net is ingetrokken, ik dacht wel dat jullie de kamer konden delen!<br /><br /><strong>Pagina 4:</strong> <br /><br />Kiyohiko: D-Delen!?<br />Kiyohiko: Vanaf nu meteen?<br />Sandayuu: Ja, hij zal er zo wel zijn. Ik weet dat het plotseling is en al, maar..<br /><br />Sandayuu: Ik hoop dat je vrienden met hem kunt worden door te samenwonen!<br />Sandayuu: Wat denk je? Goed idee, toch?<br /><br />Kiyohiko: Sa...<br />Kiyohiko: SAMENWONEN!!?<br /><br /><strong>t/n:</strong> Het hele gebeuren over het samenwonen komt hier een stuk normaler over, maar het valt niet anders te vertalen. In het orginele japans, komt dit echter veel luguber en perverser over.<br /><br />Sandayuu: Nouja, ik zie je later!<br />Kiyohiko: N--, wacht...<br />Kiyohiko: Hmprh...<br /><br />Kiyohiko: Ik heb het gevoel dat ik ergens ben ingepraat wat ik niet zou hebben moeten doen...<br />Kiyohiko: Is dit echt wel zo'n goede plek, ik ben toch niet in de zeik genomen, of wel?<br /><br />Kiyohiko: Samenwonen met een vreemde, hè?<br />Kiyohiko: Urgh.. Ik begin me nu toch aardig vreemd te voelen.. Wat voor een soort persoon..<br /><br />Kiyohiko: .........!!!!!<br /><br /><strong>Pagina 5:</strong><br /><br />Kiyohiko: HHGGGAAH!!<br />Kiyohiko: ECHT NIET! Het is niet mogelijk!!<br />Kiyohiko: NEE! Als ik me vreemd voel komt dat gezicht op een natuurlijke manier tevoorschijn!!<br /><br />Rechts: Kalm aan, Kiyohiko! Het is echt onmogelijk dat Jaguar hier is! Maar, mocht hij hier zijn, wat zou ik doen...<br />Links: H-het is onmogelijk! Maar juist omdat het onmogelijk is, heb ik dit vreemde gevoel.. Oohhh...<br /><br />Kiyohiko: Nee, ik denk er teveel aan, dat is alles!<br />Kiyohiko: Ik ben veel te gevoelig geworden door alles wat de laatste tijd is gebeurt...<br /><br />Kiyohiko: uwAAAAAH!!<br />Kiyohiko: IETS IS AL HIER!!<br /><br /><strong>Pagina 6:</strong><br /><br />Kiyohiko: Nee, wacht eens even!<br />Kiyohiko: Dat ding wat ik in die hand zie..<br /><br />Kiyohiko: HET IS JAGUAR, OF NIET!<br />Kiyohiko: Wat is er? Waarom draag je dat!?<br />Kiyohiko: Wachteenseven, waarom ben je hier--!!!<br /><br />SFX: Stilte<br /><br />Kiyohiko: Waarom wordt ik niet geantwoord? Wat is hij aan het plannen?<br />Kiyohiko: Iets klopt hier niet.. hij is zeker iets aan het plannen!<br /><br />Kiyohiko: Hey, kom op, waarom zeg je niet iets?<br />Kiyohiko (+): Hey!?<br />Kiyohiko: Je houdt me heus niet voor de gek, Jaguar! OKÉ!?<br /><br />Kiyohiko: Doet hij alsof hij me niet hoort..!?<br />Kiyohiko: Hij zal wel wachten totdat ik korter bij kom, zodat hij mij kan verschrikken<br /><br />Kiyohiko: Kalm aan.. Kalm aan, Kiyohiko! Niet in zijn buurt komen, dat is te gevaarlijk..<br />Kiyohiko: Ik weet het, ik praat lekker nonchalant tegen hem, alsof dit gewoon normaal is...!<br /><br />Kiyohiko: Pfieuw~ ...<br />Kiyohiko: Man, wat is het warm vandaag...<br /><br /><strong>Pagina 7:</strong><br /><br />Kiyohiko: Zal wel het werk zijn van El Niño* zijn, hè?<br />Kiyohiko: Het is echt warm!<br /><br /><strong>*:</strong> <a rel="nofollow" href="http://nl.wikipedia.org/wiki/El_Niño">http://nl.wikipedia.org/wiki/El_Niño</a><br /><br />Kiyohiko: Oh, Jaguar!<br />Kiyohiko: Kun je misschien dat raam openen?<br /><br />Kiyohiko: Het werkt niet.... .... ....<br /><br />Kiyohiko: Shit.. Wat zou ik doen!?<br />Kiyohiko: Zou ik proberen hem te vleien?<br /><br />Kiyohiko: Hey.. waarom ren ik niet gewoon naar hem toe en trek die kop van hem af.. N-nee wacht! Nu ik goed kijk, zie ik geen goede openingen. Hij weet precies wat ik van plan ben!<br />Kiyohiko: Misschien als ik hem van achter besluip.. nee, nee, dat is te gevaarlijk. Het lijkt wel of hij achter zich extra plaats heeft vrij gehouden!<br /><br />Kiyohiko: Ik weet het! Mysterieuze acties, mysterieuze acties kunnen misschien een reactie uit hem halen!<br />Kiyohiko: Ooh.. red mij, Jaguaaar~ .........<br />Kiyohiko: Dat was het idee.. maar het werkt niet! God, ik lijk wel een complete randdebiel! Shit...<br /><br />Hokje (Rechts): Piyohiko deed zijn best.<br />Hokje (Links): Maar in de tussentijd, was..<br /><br />Hokje: Jaguar aan het luieren.<br />Jaguar: Deesje Shnaksch zijn lwekkur!</summary>
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		<entry>
		<id>https://mangahelpers.com/t/molokidan/releases/13711</id>
        <title>[English] [Translation] Pyuu to Fuku! Jaguar 51 by molokidan</title>
        <updated>2009-07-02T00:47:29+00:00</updated>
        <author>
            <name>molokidan</name>
            <email>admin@mangahelpers.com</email>
        </author>
        <link rel="alternate" href="https://mangahelpers.com/t/molokidan/releases/13711" />
        <summary type="html">PYU TO FUKU! JAGUAR #51<br /><br />tl by molokidan<br /><br />93)<br />The 51st Recorder - Let's Play With Hammer - Wake-Up Arc [2] &quot;The Conclusion&quot;<br />P: Playing a trick on a ninja without waking him up is a difficult task, but Jaguar and Piyohiko excitedly leapt at the challenge.<br />P: Contrary to their expectations, however, Hammer didn't wake up at all, and it sorta killed the mood.<br />sfx: guuuu x2<br />P: ...he's sleeping as if he's dead...<br />J: Yeah...it's no different from actually being dead.<br />J(2b): To think he wouldn't wake up even after taking a direct blow to the face...this guy's senses are duller than the average human.<br />P: Is Hammer-san really a ninja...?<br />J: Well, he does have a surprisingly mysterious nature about him...<br />J: This is our chance, let's go rummage around his room!<br /><br />94)<br />J: Oh?<br />J: What's this? It looks like he has a resume!<br />P: Is he job-hunting?<br />Resume<br />Furigana: Hamawatari Hiromitsu<br />Name: Hamawatari Hiromitsu (Nickname: Hammer)<br />1975.06.06 (26 years old) | Male<br /><br />J(2b): Uwahh! His real name is Hamawatari Hiromitsu...all the kanji for his name have the sanzui hen on the left sides!! <br />P: He's 26 years old?! That thing is more real than I imagined it would be...<br />J: It says his nickname's Hammer, too...!<br />J(2b): And what's with this photo?! It's so blurry!! I'm sure anyone looking at this would reject him immediately!<br />P: Hey...Jaguar-san, you're laughing too much!!<br />J: Unfortunately, that's all he's written so far...<br />J: Just when I thought we'd be able to find out about Hammer's past...<br /><br />95)<br />Hobbies<br />* Counting my veins<br />* Sniffing the people next to me<br />Skills<br />* Ikkoku Dou imitation (his face)<br />* Making my muscles twitch<br />P: Wh...what are you writing there?! Stop it, Jaguar-saaaan!<br />J: No, no, don't worry, it's fine.<br />J: Let's see here...he dropped out of the public Nosewa Little Bird middle school...<br />P(2b): What the hell's with that middle school?! And why did he drop out?! You can't write that kind of stuff, Jaguar-san!!<br />J(2b): Oh, you're such a fuddy-duddy, Piyohiko. I was just about to start on his minus points, too...<br />P: That was a plus?! It already sounds minus enough to me!<br />J: Well, whatever...what do you say we search around a little more?<br />J: I won't stop until I expose his entire past!<br />P: I think our goal here has changed...<br />H: What are you doing...?<br /><br />96)<br />H: If it's shopping, I can go do it myself, Kagechiyo-sensei...<br />P: Kagechiyo-sensei!!?<br />J(2b): That name! That can't be a real name!! Was he abused by that sensei of his?!<br />P(2b): Ahh...now I really wanna know too...let's rummage! Jaguar-san, let us rummage some more!<br />J(2b): Alright! You take that side, Piyohiko! I'm sure it won't matter if we make a little more noise, so let's just talk normally.<br />P: Okay!<br />J: Ahh!!<br />Book: My History Album<br />P: Jaguar-san! I found something really interesting!! <br />J(2b): Ohhh, an album! Fantastic work, Piyohiko!<br />P: Eheh! Eheheheheheheheh...<br />J: Too much laughing! You're gross, Piyohiko! <br />J: Alright! Let's open this sucker up.<br />P: O...okay.<br />P: I got too excited...<br /><br />97)<br />Label: Me On My First Day of Elementary School<br />sign: Entrance Ceremony<br />P: Huh? It's so normal...<br />J: Yeah...it isn't ninja-like at all!<br />Label: Me on My First Day of Middle School<br />Sign: Private Orihalcon 2nd Middle School<br />J(2b): Huh? So he transferred to Nosewa Little Bird in his second year, huh?<br />P: What, no he didn't! You're really forcing it too much!<br />J(2b): Seriously, though, this is too normal...aside from his face getting a little older, there's nothing out of the ordinary about this.<br />P: Not only that, but Private Orihalcon sounds like the name of a really smart school.<br />P: Maybe he was just a surprisingly normal kid?<br />J: Preposterous...he was probably just told by his grandfather to hide his true identity at school.<br /><br />98)<br />Label: Me in 6th Grade<br />Label: Me in 7th Grade<br />Label: Me in 8th Grade<br />Flag: Certain Victory for the Red Team<br />P: He doesn't really look like that smart a kid anymore...<br />J: Or to put it more accurately, he's completely gone over to the idiot side...<br />Label: Me Not Getting Discouraged At All After Failing All My High School Entrance Exams<br />H: You can do it if you try!<br /><br />99)<br />J: The extremity of this downwards spiral...I think I really understand...<br />P: It's like he felt &quot;something woke up inside of me&quot;...<br />P: Still, though, he doesn't look like a ninja yet, does he?<br />J: Mmm...maybe he truly isn't a ninja after all...<br />Label: Me Getting into the Alexander Style Ninja Academy After Taking a Year Off<br />P: Alexander Style Ninja Academy!!?<br />P(2b): Wh-what is this...a high school?! Is this where Hammer-san became a ninja?!<br />P(small): It wasn't family-inherited?!<br />J(2b): This looks so fishy...I mean, come on, the principal is a foreigner!! He's the founder of the style!!<br /><br />100)<br />P: He really...had a mysterious life...<br />J: Yeah...he really has had a unique one...<br />J(2b): ...but look at all these pictures...they all look like he was living each day to the fullest...<br />P(2b): You're right...it may look fishy, but these pictures are the ones where he looks like he's having the most fun.<br />J(2b): I bet he had a great sensei...and that he learned many important things from his time there...<br />P: You may be right...<br />J(2b): Hey! Hey, Hammer!<br />J: Wake up!<br /><br />101)<br />P: You're gonna wake him up?<br />J: Yeah...we saw a lot, didn't we? <br />J: If we left now it'd feel too guilty.<br />P: Fufu...despite how it seems, you really do have a good heart after all, Jaguar-san!<br />J(2b): Hey! Wake up, Hammer! There's a fire!<br />J(2b): Hey! You're gonna die, Hammer!<br />J: Hey, I said! Wake up!<br />J: No wait, you're already dead, Hammer!<br />J: Hey!<br />J: WAKE UUUUUUUP!!!<br />J: He hasn't learned shit...<br />Box: The way of the ninja was more like a club activity to him.<br /><br />102)<br />Question[10]<br /><br />What foods do you like?<br /><br />Chicken Wings.<br />Also, I love broiled Japanese bluefish.<br />Left arrow: Chicken Wing<br />Right: Japanese bluefish<br />small arrow 1: Me<br />2: Drool<br /><br />Continued on P110.<br /></summary>
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		<entry>
		<id>https://mangahelpers.com/t/kroma/releases/11989</id>
        <title>[Español] [Translation] Pyuu to Fuku! Jaguar 5 by Kroma</title>
        <updated>2009-05-04T17:07:54+00:00</updated>
        <author>
            <name>Kroma</name>
            <email>admin@mangahelpers.com</email>
        </author>
        <link rel="alternate" href="https://mangahelpers.com/t/kroma/releases/11989" />
        <summary type="html">Otro capítulo más de Pyuu To Fuku! Jaguar, me tarde, pero comprendan que tengo otras cosas que hacer, aún asi nadie la esta fansubeando jajajaja. Disfruten.<br /><br /><strong>Si quieres usar mis traducciones, lee las &quot;condiciones de uso&quot; en mi pagina, o pulsa <a rel="nofollow" href="http://mangahelpers.com/t/kroma">AQUÍ.</a></strong><br /><br /><strong>- Página 1 -</strong><br /><br />Flauta 5: El Poder de Voluntad de los Maníacos<br /><br />Kiyohiko: Oh…<br />Texto: ¡El aniversario del Maxi Single Nº 6 “Not Slipping”!<br />Texto: “Zururi” (&quot;Slipping off&quot;) En vivo.<br />Texto: ¡¡Disponible para los 100 primeros visitantes!!<br />Kiyohiko: ¡Dios mío!<br />Kiyohiko: La banda que he idolatrado y que me ha influenciado justo desde el momento en que oí su primer sencillo…<br />Kiyohiko: ¡¡Llevarán a cabo un concierto para las primeras 100 personas que lleguen!!<br />Kiyohiko: ¡Si me pierdo esto, no tengo futuro! ¡Ahh, Dios mio, por favor! ¡¡Déjame llegar a tiempo!!<br />Kiyohiko: ¡¡Hogyaaaah!!<br />Kiyohiko: ¡Dios mio, cuanta gente! ¡Incluso aunque no van a abrir hasta dentro de 5 horas!<br />Kiyohiko: Maldita sea, ¿Acaso si quiera voy a poder entrar?<br />Kiyohiko: ¡Será mejor que agarre un boleto ahora mismo!<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><strong>- Página 2 -</strong><br /><br />Texto: Ticket. No.232<br />Kiyohiko: ¡Incluso aunque 100 personas se vayan, no voy a poder entrar!<br />Kiyohiko: Se acabó… Mi vida musical ha llegado a su fin…<br />Kiyohiko: ¡Odio la fuerza de voluntad que tienen todos los fans cuando se presentan momentos como este!<br />Kiyohiko: ¿¡Cuánto tiempo han estado en la fila!?<br />Jaguar: ¡¡Heyyyyyy!!<br />Jaguar: ¿¡Piyohiko!?<br />Jaguar: ¡¡Sí eres tú!!<br />Kiyohiko: No… no lo soy…<br />Jaguar: ¿¡Oye, eres Piyohiko verdad!?<br />Jaguar: ¡Soy yo, Jaguar! ¡Y tú eres Piyohiko!<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><strong>- Página 3 -</strong><br /><br />Texto: (SFX) Piiyo Piiyo<br />Jaguar: ¡Hiko!<br />Jaguar: ¡Hiko! Ufufu...<br />[Nota: Aquí entenderán por que le dice Piyohiko, lol ]<br />Kiyohiko: Ugh…<br />Kiyohiko: ¡¡Cada vez es más molesto!!<br />Kiyohiko: Hmm…<br />Kiyohiko: !!?<br />[Nota: El preciado boleto No. 001!!! jajaja]<br />Kiyohiko: Uwah…<br />Kiyohiko: ¡¡¡Aaaaaah!!!<br />Kiyohiko: Eso.. eso.. ¡¡¡¡Eso eeeeeees!!<br />Jaguar: ¿Eh?<br />Jaguar: Ah, ¿Esto?<br />Kiyohiko:N... ¡¡No… no!! ¡¡Ese inexplicable memo no!!<br />Texto: El culpable es Gorizawa. (Porqué Gorizawa era el único con las uñas largas)<br />Kiyohiko: ¡El papel! ¡Ese boleto con un número!<br />Kiyohiko: ¡Ese que está colgando de la punta de tu flauta!<br />Jaguar: Ooh, te refieres a esto…<br />Jaguar: ¿Qué tiene?<br />Kiyohiko: ¿Que &quot;¿Qué tiene?&quot; ? ¡Es el número 1! ¡Es increíble!<br />Kiyohiko: ¿Jaguar-san, desde cuando eres fánatico de Zuriri?<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><strong>- Página 4 -</strong><br /><br />Jaguar: Zururi… ¿Te refieres a la banda?<br />Jaguar: Nah, no sé tanto de música…<br />Kiyohiko: ¿¡Eeeeeeh!?<br />Kiyohiko: ¡¡Por favor, dámelo!!<br />Kiyohiko: ¡¡Si no significa nada para ti, por favor dámelo!!<br />Jaguar: ¿¡Qué!?<br />Jaguar: ¡¡De ninguna manera, ese vendedor me lo ha dado cuando estaba perdiendo el tiempo por aquí!!<br />Jaguar: ¡Y ya que me estaba aburriendo, me he divertido haciendólo sonar en mi flauta dulce! ¡De ninguna manera podría dartelo!<br />Kiyohiko: ¡¡Eso no tiene sentido!!<br />Kiyohiko: ¡Si eso es todo lo que quieres, cambiemos de boletos!<br />Kiyohijo: ¡Seguro que esté hará un mejor sonido! ¡No te decepcionarás!<br />Jaguar: Si tú lo dices…<br />Kiyohiko: ¡¡Te lo suplico, Jaguar-san!!<br />Jaguar: !!<br />Jaguar: Qué apasionado es Piyohiko…<br />Jaguar: W... ¡Wow…! ¡Es el lado apasionado de Piyohiko que se deja ver bajo la tormenta!<br />SFX: Prrrgh! (Rayos lol)<br />SFX: Fufufu<br /><br /><br /><br /><strong>- Página 5 -</strong><br /><br />Jaguar: No tengo otra opción… Si de verdad lo necesitas tanto...<br />Kiyohiko: !!!<br />Kiyohiko: ¿¡De… de verdad!?<br />Jaguar: Sí…<br />Jaguar: Si me haces un favor.<br />Jaguar: Quiero que grites apasionadamente bajo la lluvia,<br />Jaguar: ”¡¡¡Odio las guitarras, lo que de verdad amo son las flautas!!!”<br />Kiyohiko: ......!!<br />Kiyohiko: Sólo…<br />Kiyohiko: ¿Sólo eso?<br />Kiyohiko: ¿Eso es todo lo que tengo que hacer?<br />Kiyohiko: Si digo eso podré ir a ver a Zururi, ¿cierto?<br />Jaguar: ¡Sí!<br />Jaguar: ¡¡Los verás!!<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><strong>- Página 6 -</strong><br /><br />Kiyohiko: ¡¡Lo haré para ver a Zururi…!!<br />Kiyohiko: ¡¡Sólo tengo que decir unas cuantas palabras!!<br />Kiyohiko: ¡Sólo tengo que mentirme a mí mismo por un instante!<br />Kiyohiko: ¡¡De cualquier forma, es algo que experimentaré constantemente cuando sea un profesional…!!<br />Kiyohiko: ¡Veré a Zururi! ¡VERÉ A ZURURI!<br />Kiyohiko: .......!!<br />Kiyohiko: ¡¡Definitivamente…!!<br />Kiyohiko: ¡No puedo! ¡Simplemente no puedo hacerlo!<br />Kiyohiko: ¡¡¡Podría decir cualquier cosa menos eso!!!<br />Jaguar: .........<br />Gente: ¿Qué es lo que sucede?<br />Gente: ¡Uwah!<br />Gente: ¡Kyaa!<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><strong>- Página 7 -</strong><br /><br />Jaguar: Increíble… ¡Eso fue increíble, Piyohiko!<br />Jaguar: ¡Tu grito fue fantástico!<br />Jaguar: Tómalo…<br />Kiyohiko: ¿¡Eh…!?<br />Jaguar: ...es una muestra de mi gratitud<br />Kiyohiko: Ja…<br />Kiyohiko: ¡¡Jaguar-san!!<br />Texto: Piyohiko corrió…<br />Texto: Sin importarle el aguacero*, y a pesar de la distancia tan corta, corrió frenéticamente...<br />[Nota*: Aguacero = Lluvia intensa.]<br />Alguien: ¡El tornado ha destrozado todas las ventanas del edificio!<br />Alguien: ¡Debido al gran peligro que esto representa, el concierto queda cancelado!<br />Kiyohiko: ¡¡Maldición!!<br />Texto: Piyohiko lloró…<br />Texto: Lloró hasta que ya no pudo más… </summary>
	</entry>
		<entry>
		<id>https://mangahelpers.com/t/kroma/releases/11882</id>
        <title>[Español] [Translation] Pyuu to Fuku! Jaguar 4 by Kroma</title>
        <updated>2009-04-29T17:29:49+00:00</updated>
        <author>
            <name>Kroma</name>
            <email>admin@mangahelpers.com</email>
        </author>
        <link rel="alternate" href="https://mangahelpers.com/t/kroma/releases/11882" />
        <summary type="html">Nuevo capítulo. Aún ningun fansub me ha informado si va a usar las traducciones o no, espero que si :P.<br /><br /><strong>Si quieres usar mis traducciones, lee las &quot;condiciones de uso&quot; en mi pagina, o pulsa <a rel="nofollow" href="http://mangahelpers.com/t/kroma">AQUI.</a></strong><br /><br /><strong>- Página 1 -</strong><br /><br />Flauta 4: Cosas Que No Pueden Cambiar<br /><br />Discográfica Shikemoku<br />Kiyohiko: .........<br />Letrero: ¡Audiciones! Se los ruego, por favor entren.<br />Kiyohiko: Esta compañia es más pequeña que las anteriores...<br />Kiyohiko: Me pregunto si es lo suficientemente buena...<br />Kiyohiko: No... ¡No puedo ser quisiquilloso ahora!<br />Kiyohiko: ¡Tengo que concentrarme en mi debút!<br />Jaguar: ¡Bienvenido a ~~~~ Shikemoku!<br /><br /><br /><br /><strong>- Página 2 -</strong><br /><br />Kiyohiko: ¡¡Qué!!<br />Kiyohiko: ¡¿Qué estas haciendo aquí?!<br />Jaguar: ¿Has venido a audicionar?<br />Jaguar: Por favor firme aquí...<br />Kiyohiko: Es... ¡Espera!<br />Kiyohiko: ¿Por qué estás aquí? ¡¿Eres Jaguar, verdad?!<br />Jaguar: ¿Ehh?<br />Jaguar: ¿Qué estas diciendo, rarito?<br />Jaguar: ¿Te estás burlando de mi?<br />Jaguar: ¿Quieres que te saqué a patadas de aquí?<br />Kiyohiko: N... No... Lo siento...<br />Kiyohiko: ¿Lo estoy confundiendo? No importa desde donde lo mire... es idéntico a Jaguar.<br />Kiyohiko: ¿Aquí?<br />Jaguar: Sí.<br />Kiyohiko: Tal vez es otra persona… que se le parece… puede que.. espera un momento...<br /><br /><br /><br /><strong>- Página 3 -</strong><br /><br />Jaguar: Sakatome Kiyohiko<br />Jaguar: ¿Cierto?<br />Kiyohiko: S... ¡Sí!<br />[Nota: En la hoja hay varios nombres, pero ninguno ha sido &quot;romanizado&quot;.]<br />Jaguar: ............<br />Kiyohiko: .........?<br />Jaguar: Piyo... hiko...<br />Jaguar: Muy bien, por aquí…<br />Kiyohiko: ¡¿Qué quieres decir con Piyo?!<br />Kiyohiko: ¡¿Por... por qué estás?!  Esa voz... ¡¡Realmente eres ese tipo...!!<br />Jaguar: ¡¿Qué quieres decir?!<br />Jaguar: ¡¿Me estás llamando pueblerino?!<br />Jaguar: ¡¿Lo dices sólo por que no puedo pronunciar bien tu nombre, verdad?!<br />Kiyohiko: N… no..<br />Kiyohiko: Eso no es lo que estoy diciendo…<br />Jaguar: ¡Eres un tipo muy pesado! ¡¿De verdad quieres que te saque a patadas de aquí?!<br />Jaguar: ¡Me estás hartando!<br />Kiyohiko: Lo…<br />Kiyohiko: Lo siento…<br /><br /><br /><br /><strong>- Página 4 -</strong><br /><br />Jaguar: Por ahora, siéntate aquí y espera.<br />Kiyohiko: Esta bien...<br />Jaguar: Toma un poco de té helado<br />Jaguar: Y no hagas nada raro.<br />Kiyohiko: Lo siento, gracias por el té.<br />Kiyohiko: Eso fue raro… Juraría que es ese tipo…<br />Kiyohiko: Pero todavía no tengo suficiente evidencia.<br />Kiyohiko: Uwa… ¡Me está espiando!<br />Kiyohiko: ¿¡Por qué me está mirando!?<br />Kiyohiko: ¡Esto es muy sospechoso! ¿¡Por qué sigue viendo hacia aquí!? ¿Acaso está esperando a que suceda algo...?<br /><br /><br /><br /><strong>- Página 5 -</strong><br /><br />Kiyohiko: ¡¡Aargh!!<br />Kiyohiko: ¿¡Qué es esto~~~~!?<br />Jaguar: Ma…<br />Jaguar: ¡¡Maldición!!<br />Kiyohiko: ¿¡A qué te refieres con ”Maldición&quot;!?<br />Kiyohiko: ¡Era justo como lo pensaba! ¡Eres Jaguar!<br />Kiyohiko: ¿¡Qué estás haciendo aquí!?<br />Jaguar: Otra vez, te dirijes a un guardia de seguridad con un nombre tan estupendo…<br />Jaguar: No sé que estás diciendo Piyohiko.<br />Kiyohiko: ¡¡No me llames Piyohiko!!<br />Jaguar: Sin embargo, el trabajo de un guardia de seguridad es correr a patadas a los tipos como tú.<br />Jaguar: ¡Ve a casa! ¡Ahora tú sueño de debutar ha llegado a su fin!<br />Kiyohiko: ¿¡De qué estás hablando!?<br />Kiyohiko: ¡Deténte!... ¡Espera!<br /><br /><br /><br /><strong>- Página 6 -</strong><br /><br />Kiyohiko: ¿¡Por qué siempre te metes en mi camino!?<br />Piyo: ¿¡Por qué siempre me estás bloqueando el camino hacia mi debút!?<br />Jaguar: ¡¡Para que puedas ser aceptado!!<br />Jaguar: ¿Qué es lo que vas a conseguir preguntándole a un guardia de seguridad sobre convertirse en profesional?<br />Kiyohiko: ¿Qué es lo que voy a conseguir…?<br />Kiyohiko: ¿De qué estás hablando?<br />Jaguar: ¿Por qué tienes tanta prisa, Piyohiko?<br />Jaguar: ¿Qué vas a conseguir apresurando a cosas?<br />Jaguar: ¿No has perdido una parte de ti haciéndolo?<br />Kiyohiko: Qu… Qué…<br />Jaguar: ¿De verdad te gusta la música?<br />Jaguar: ¿O sólo quieres apresurar las cosas y hacer ruido?<br />Kiyohiko: ¿Qué…?<br />Kiyohiko: Este tipo…<br />Jaguar: Quieres convertirte en músico porqué amas la música...<br />Jaguar: Pero mírate ahora…<br /><br /><br /><br /><strong>- Página 7 -</strong><br /><br />Jaguar: ¿¡Acaso sólo tocas...<br />Jaguar: Para convertirte en músico!?<br />Kiyohiko: !!!!<br />Kiyohiko: ¡Esas palabras! ¡Es verdad! Últimamente he sentido como si la música que tocara ya no fuera mi propia música...<br />Kiyohiko: ¡Es exactamente como él dice! ¡¡El guardia de seguridad pudo ver el verdadero problema!!<br />Jaguar: Te entiendo…<br />Jaguar: Te sientes preocupado por todo esto, ¿Verdad….?<br />Kiyohiko: Sí...<br />Jaguar: Estás luchando porqué comienzas a odiar la música, ¿verdad?<br />Kiyohiko: Sí…<br />Jaguar: Lo que de verdad quieres es tocar la flauta dulce<br />Jaguar: en lugar de la guitarra, ¿verdad?<br />Kiyohiko: No…<br />Cuadro: Por lo menos esa idea no me había pasado por la cabeza.<br /><br /><strong>~FIN~</strong></summary>
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		<entry>
		<id>https://mangahelpers.com/t/kroma/releases/11869</id>
        <title>[Español] [Translation] Pyuu to Fuku! Jaguar 3 by Kroma</title>
        <updated>2009-04-28T18:17:51+00:00</updated>
        <author>
            <name>Kroma</name>
            <email>admin@mangahelpers.com</email>
        </author>
        <link rel="alternate" href="https://mangahelpers.com/t/kroma/releases/11869" />
        <summary type="html"><em>Bueno, como tengo tiempo libre les traigo el script del tercer capítulo. ¡Diviertansé con Jaguar y Kiyohiko!</em><br /><br /><strong>Si quieres usar mis traducciones, lee las &quot;condiciones de uso&quot; en mi pagina, o pulsa <a rel="nofollow" href="http://mangahelpers.com/t/kroma">AQUÍ.</a></strong><br /><br />- Página 1 -<br /><br />Flauta 3: ¿Lo entiendes?<br /><br />Letrero: Eiyar Music<br />Letrero: Audición de guitarristas.<br />Kiyohiko: Así que ésta es Eiyar Music… ¡Aún tengo una gran oportunidad si entro en una gran compañía como ésta!<br />Kiyohiko: Hoy… ¡Hoy lo lograré, estoy seguro!<br />Kiyohiko: Bueno, por lo menos…<br />Kiyohiko: ¡¡Me van a entrevistar!!<br />Kiyohiko: Y por ahora, no veo ese tipo de la otra vez…<br />Kiyohiko: Bueno, supongo que es por que hoy es sólo una audición de guitarristas…<br />Kiyohiko: No creo que venga…<br />Letrero: Audición de Guitarra (y flauta dulce) en Eiyar Music.<br /><br /><br /><br />- Página 2 -<br /><br />Jaguar: ¡Qué estñan haciendo! ¡Suelténme!<br />Tipo: ¡Saquénlo de aquí!<br />Kiyohiko: Wo… ¡¡Wow~~!!<br />Kiyohiko: ¡¡¡Está aquí~~~!!!<br />Jaguar: ¿Hm?<br />Jaguar: Oye... Te me haces conocido...<br />Jaguar: ¡Hesoyama-kun!<br />Jaguar: ¡¡Pero si se trata de Hesoyama-kun!!<br />Kiyohiko: Uh…<br />Kiyohiko: Por favor no me llames con un nombre raro que inventaste...<br />Kiyohiko: ¿¡De cualquier forma, por qué estas aquí!?<br />Jaguar: ¡Es verdad! ¡He oído que estaban haciendo audiciones aquí!<br />Jaguar: No toco la guitarra pero sí la flauta dulce…<br />Jaguar: Y sólo por eso… ¡Esos tipos me dijeron que no cumplo los requisitos para entrar en esta audición!<br /><br /><br /><br />- Página 3 -<br /><br />Jaguar: Sólo porqué no soy un guitarrista…<br />Jaguar: ¿¡De verdad es tan importante lo que uno es~~!?<br />Kiyohiko: No puedo estar de acuerdo ni en contra de lo que dice…<br />Kiyohiko: ¡Por supuesto que quieren un guitarrista! ¡Es una audición de guitarristas!<br />Kiyohiko: No hay forma de que contraten a un flautista.<br />Jaguar: ¡Ya veo! Así que están diciendo que una guitarra es superior a una flauta dulce…<br />Jaguar: ¡No quieren algo que es largo, estrecho y que le sale aire por la punta!<br />Kiyohiko: ¡No! ¡Ellos no han dicho eso!<br />Jaguar: ¿No han dicho eso?<br />Kiyohiko: ¿¡Ehh!?<br />Kiyohiko: ¿Por qué ese repentino cambio de actitud?<br />Jaguar: ¡Es verdad! ¡No hay tal cosa, como un instrumento superior a otro!<br />Jaguar: ¡¡No sería yo mismo si me rindiera al primer intento!!<br /><br /><br /><br />- Página 4 -<br /><br />Jaguar: ¡Gracias! ¡¡Lo haré!!<br />Jaguar: ¡¡Lo intentaré una vez más!!<br />Kiyohiko: ¡¿Qué?!<br />Kiyohiko: ¿¡Cómo es qué llegó a una conclusión como esa!?<br />Jaguar: Bueno entonces... Primero tengo que encargarme de ese guardia de seguridad...<br />Jaguar: ¡Tengo siete métodos!<br />Kiyohiko: Sie... ¿¡Siete!?<br />Jaguar: Seís de esos métodos...<br />Jaguar: Son sangrientos...<br />Kiyohiko: ¡¡Esos son casí todos los métodos~~~~~~!!<br />Kiyohiko: ¡¡No puedes hacer eso!!<br />Jaguar: Tienes razón... A mi tampoco me gustan mucho.<br />Jaguar: El método que queda es… ¡El plan de “Esconderse en una funda de flauta dulce y hacer que alguien te lleve dentro”!<br />Kiyo: ¿Ehh…?<br />Caja de Texto: Así que al final...<br /><br /><br /><br />- Página 5 -<br /><br />Caja de Texto: Me hace llevarlo dentro del edificio en esta funda que pesa demasiado…<br />Kiyohiko: ¿Por qué yo…?<br />Caja de Texto: Seguro que se veía raro, pero de alguna forma lo logré.<br />Kiyohiko: ¡Hemos… lle…<br />Kiyohiko: Llegado…!<br />Jaguar: Gracias… pero hay una cosa más…<br />Letrero: Funda de Flauta Dulce.<br />Jaguar: Cuando te toque entrar a tu audición, llévame contigo.<br />Kiyohiko: ¡Estás bromeando!<br />Jaguar: ¿Por… qué? ¡Si entras como si nada, todo estará bien!<br />Jaguar: La primera vez no me dejaron entrar<br />Jaguar: Estoy seguro de que no me dejarían entrar si voy sólo.<br />Jaguar: No puedo permitirlo… Me han echado porqué llevaba una Flauta Dulce en la mano, ¿No es así?<br />Jaguar: Si al menos pudieran escuchar mi música…<br />Jaguar: Es verdad que no tengo el instrumento adecuado… ¡¡Pero tengo la seguridad de que no voy a perder frente a una guitarra!!<br />Kiyohiko: Su voz...<br />Kiyohiko: Le está temblando… Es sorprendentemente puro…<br />Jaguar: ¡Todos han malentendido a la Flauta Dulce!<br />Jaguar: ¡Sólo quiero enseñarles un instrumento que no esperan!<br /><br /><br /><br />- Página 6 -<br /><br />Kiyohiko: Lo entiendo...<br />Kiyohiko: Si lo pones de esa forma...<br />Tipo: El siguiente...que entre por favor.<br />Kiyohiko: S... ¡Sí!<br />Kiyohiko: ¡¡Ya estamos adentro!!<br />Jaguar: ¡Muy bien!<br />Tipo: ¿Hmm?<br />Tipo: ¡Tú! ¡¿Tú eres ese tipo de la Flauta Dulce?!<br />Tipo: ¡Que tipo tan persistente!<br />Kiyohiko: De hecho... Sólo quería decirles algo...<br />Jaguar: Es verdad... Soy persistente...<br />Jaguar: ¡Gracias por haberme sacado de aquí hace un rato bastardos!<br />Kiyohiko: ¿¡Huh!?<br /><br /><br /><br />- Página 7 -<br /><br />Jaguar: Les mostraré justo aquí y ahora...<br />Jaguar: ¡¡La grandeza de la Flauta Dulce!!<br />Kiyohiko: Eh…<br />Kiyohiko: ¿¡Ehh!?<br />Kiyohiko: ¡Espera! ¡¡Esto no es lo que me habías dicho!!<br />Jaguar: ¡¡Ataque de la Flauta Dulce Nyoi!!<br />[Nota de Traducción: &quot;Nyoi&quot; significa &quot;Házlo como desees&quot;, referente al mismo cuento en el que se basó Dragon Ball&quot;]<br />Tipo: ¡¡Argh!!<br />Kiyohiko: ¡Uuwaa!<br />Kiyohiko: ¡¡¡Aaaaah~~~~!!!<br />Tipo: ¿¡Qué es lo que intenta hacer este tipo!?<br />Tipo: ¡¡Alguien venga y sáque a patadas de aquí a ambos!!<br />Alguien: ¡¡Y no regresen!!<br />Kiyohiko: ............<br />Jaguar (Texto):  Esta compañía va a ir a la quiebra pronto...<br />Kiyohiko: ¡No me jodas!<br />[Nota de Traducción: &quot;¡No me tomes el pelo!&quot;]<br />Caja de Texto: Y así el sueño de Kiyohiko se aleja más y más...</summary>
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		<entry>
		<id>https://mangahelpers.com/t/xadyu/releases/11841</id>
        <title>[Nederlands] [Translation] Pyuu to Fuku! Jaguar 5 by Xadyu</title>
        <updated>2009-04-27T08:48:01+00:00</updated>
        <author>
            <name>Xadyu</name>
            <email>admin@mangahelpers.com</email>
        </author>
        <link rel="alternate" href="https://mangahelpers.com/t/xadyu/releases/11841" />
        <summary type="html"><strong>Pagina 01:</strong><br /><br />Boven: Fluit 5: De wilskracht van Maniakken.<br /><br />Kiyohiko: Oh...<br />Poster: Nr. 6 Maxi Single, &quot;Not Slipping&quot; Verjaardag! &quot;Zururi&quot; Live - Open voor de eerste honderd bezoekers!!<br />Poster Rechts: Zing met ons mee~<br />Kiyohiko: Oh mijn god!<br /><br />Kiyohiko: De band die ik idealizeer sinds het begin die een grote impact op mijn leven zijn geweest sinds ik hun eerste single hoorde... .... houden een concert voor enkel de eerste 100 personen die binnen komen!!<br />Kiyohiko: Als ik dit mis, heb ik geen toekomst! Ahh, astublieft God! Laat me daar naar binnen!!<br /><br />Kiyohiko: Uwaaaaaaaaaaah!!!<br /><br />Kiyohiko: Wat een drukte, en het gaat pas over 5 uur open!<br />Kiyohiko: Godver, kan ik hier wel binnenkomen? Ik kan nu beter al een ticket halen!<br /><br /><strong>Pagina 02:</strong><br /><br />Ticket: Ticket<br /><br />Kiyohiko: Zelfs als mensen annuleren kom ik niet binnen!!<br />Kiyohiko: Het is over... Mijn muzikale leven is compleet over..<br /><br />Kiyohiko: Ik haat die gestoorde wilskracht van die muziekmaniakken die altijd naar concerten komen!<br />Kiyohiko: Hoelang staan die al niet in de rij?<br />Jaguar: Heeeeeeeeyyy!!!<br /><br />Jaguar: Piyohiko?!<br />Jaguar: Het is echt jou!!<br /><br />Kiyohiko: Nee.. Nee.. Ik ben het niet..<br />Jaguar: Hey! Jij bent Piyohiko, toch!?<br />Jaguar: Ik ben het, Jaguar!! En jij bent Piyohiko!<br /><br /><strong>Pagina 03:</strong><br /><br />Fluit: Piiiiiiiyo<br />Jaguar: Hiko! Ufufufu<br />Fluit: Piiiiiiiyo<br />Jaguar: Hiko!<br />Kiyohiko: Oh god, wat is hij irritant!!!<br /><br />Kiyohiko: Huh...<br /><br />Ticket: Ticket<br />Kiyohiko: !!!?<br /><br />Kiyohiko: Uwaa.. AAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!<br />Kiyohiko: D-D-D-Dat is... AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!<br /><br />Jaguar: Hm?<br />Jaguar: Oh, dit?<br /><br />Hand: De dader is Gorizawa. (Omdat Gorizawa de enigste is met lange nagels.)<br />Kiyohiko: N..Nee! Nee! Niet die memo wat nergens op slaat!!<br />Kiyohiko: Dat papiertje! Dat genummerd ticket!! Dat aan het eind van je fluit hangt!<br /><br />Jaguar: Oh, je bedoelt dit..<br />Jaguar: Wat is er mee?<br /><br />Kiyohiko: Wat er mee is? Het is Nr. 1! Dat is geweldig!!<br />Kiyohiko: Jaguar-san, ben je zo'n grote fan van Zururi?<br /><br /><strong>Pagina 04:</strong><br /><br />Jaguar: Met Zururi... bedoel je de band?<br />Jaguar: Nee nee, ik heb niet zoveel met dat soort muziek...<br />Kiyohiko: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE---?!!<br /><br />Kiyohiko: A-A-ASJEBLIEFT!! GEEF HET AAN MIJ!!!!<br />Kiyohiko: ALS HET VOOR JOU TOCH NIKS BETEKENT, GEEF HET DAN AAN MIJ!!<br />Jaguar: Wat?!<br /><br />Jaguar: Echt niet! Een winkelier gaf me dit toen ik zat rond te hangen!!<br />Jaguar: Sindsdien heb ik er plezier mee omdat ik er een flippetie-flap van heb gemaakt voor mijn fluit!!<br />Kiyohiko: DAT KLINKT ZO ONZINNIG!!!<br /><br />Kiyohiko: Als dat alles is wat je wilt, laten we van ticket ruilen?<br />Kiyohiko: Deze flapt veel beter! Je zult niet teleurgesteld zijn!!<br />Jaguar: Dat zeg jij.....<br /><br />Kiyohiko: Ik smeek het je Jaguar-san!!!<br />Jaguar: !!<br /><br />Jaguar: Een gepassioneerde Piyohiko...<br />Jaguar: Gulp..<br />Jaguar: W-Wow! Er is een gepassioneerde kant van Piyohiko binnenin een storm van regen!<br /><br /><strong>Pagina 05:</strong><br /><br />Jaguar: Ik heb geen keus, als je het zo graag wilt hebben...<br />Kiyohiko: ECHT WAAR?!!<br /><br />Jaguar: Ja...<br />Jaguar: Maar doe me een plezier.<br /><br />Jaguar: Ik wil dat je gepassioneerd in de regen schreeuwt,<br />Jaguar: &quot;Ik haat gitaren, ik hou eigenlijk van fluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiten~!!!!&quot;<br /><br />Kiyohiko: .......?!!<br /><br />Kiyohiko: Alleen...<br />Kiyohiko: Alleen dat?<br /><br />Kiyohiko: Is dat het enigste wat ik hoef te doen?!<br />Kiyohiko: Daarna mag ik gewoon naar binnen om Zururi te zien?! Toch?<br /><br />Jaguar: JA!<br />Jaguar: JA DAT KUN JE!<br /><br /><strong>Pagina 06:</strong><br /><br />Kiyohiko: Ik doe het, om Zururi te zien...!!!<br />Kiyohiko: Het zijn maar woorden...<br /><br />Kiyohiko: Het enigste wat ik hoef te doen is even tegen mijzelf liegen..<br />Kiyohiko: Dat zal toch heel vaak gebeuren als ik eenmaal pro wordt...<br /><br />Kiyohiko: Ik doe het voor Zururi! Nee! Ik WIL het voor Zururi!!<br />Kiyohiko: Ik ben er zeker van!!<br /><br />Kiyohiko: IK KAN HET NIET!! IK KAN HET NIET ZEGGEN!!<br />Kiyohiko: IK KAN ALLES ZEGGEN! BEHALVE DAT!!<br /><br />Menigte: Wat gebeurt er?<br />Menigte: Uwah!<br />Menigte: Kyaah!<br /><br /><strong>Pagina 07:</strong><br /><br />Jaguar: Geweldig.. die schreeuw was geweldig, Piyohiko!<br />Jaguar: Fantastisch gewoon!<br /><br />Jaguar: Hier, pak aan!<br />Kiyohiko: E..Eh!?<br />Jaguar: Als een teken van dank.<br /><br />Kiyohiko: Ja..<br />Kiyohiko: Jaguar-san!!<br /><br />Tekst: Piyohiko rende...<br />Tekst: zonder zorg voor de regen en ondanks de korte afstand.. rende hij alsof hij in vuur en vlam stond...<br /><br />Omroeper: Al het glas wat in scherven is, is in de wervelwind terecht gekomen!<br />Omroeper: Door kans op extreem gevaar, is het concert afgelast!<br /><br />Kiyohiko: GODVERDOMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE--!!!!!!!!!!<br />Tekst: Piyohiko huilde... en huilde tot hij niet meer kon...</summary>
	</entry>
		<entry>
		<id>https://mangahelpers.com/t/kroma/releases/11834</id>
        <title>[Español] [Translation] Pyuu to Fuku! Jaguar 2 by Kroma</title>
        <updated>2009-04-27T01:16:41+00:00</updated>
        <author>
            <name>Kroma</name>
            <email>admin@mangahelpers.com</email>
        </author>
        <link rel="alternate" href="https://mangahelpers.com/t/kroma/releases/11834" />
        <summary type="html"><strong><em>Si quieres usar está traducción pide permiso por MP(PM). De igual forma estoy tratando de aprender japonés, si me pueden ayudar en eso contactenme también. ^^<br /><br />Basado en la traducción de Rias de Seven Star Stories/Based on Rias Translation from Seven Star Stories.</em></strong><br /><br /><strong>- Página 1 -</strong><br /><br />Flauta 2: Por algún motivo, preocupado por Jaguar<br /><br />Kiyohiko: Ayer, se me hizo tarde y no llegue a la audición...<br />Kiyohiko: Todo es culpa del tipo de la flauta dulce... Y me tuve que disculpar sin razón alguna... ¡¡Ahhh Maldita sea!!<br />Kiyohiko: ¡¡No, No!! ¡¡Tengo que olvidar lo que pasó y concentrarme!!<br />Kiyohiko: ¡El ayer se quedó en el pasado! ¡Hoy es el presente!<br />Kiyohiko: Hmm... Esta compañia es más pequeña que la de ayer...<br />Letrero: Audición para bandas nuevas de la Discográfica Nyan<br />Kiyohiko: ¡Pero estoy seguro que el día de hoy mi vida cambiará!<br />Kiyohiko: Tengo que respirar profundo...<br />Kiyohiko: Y calmarme...<br /><br /><br /><br /><strong>- Página 2 -</strong><br /><br />Flauta: Pyuuuu...<br />Kiyohiko: ¡¡Aaahh!!<br />Kiyohiko: Ahh...<br />Kiyohiko: ¡¡¡Aaaahh~~~~~~!!!<br />Jaguar: ...............<br />Jaguar: La has soplado... (Nota: Soplar = Tocar)<br />Jaguar: Hizó Pyuuu...<br />Jaguar: Fu Fu...<br />Kiyohiko: Aaah... ¿!Qué estas haciendo aquí!?<br />Jaguar: ¡¡Podría preguntarte lo mismo!!<br /><br /><br /><br /><strong>- Página 3 -</strong><br /><br />Jaguar: ¿Por qué estas aquí, enfrente de la compañia donde vengo a colocar todos los días este letrero?<br />Letrero: La mascota que yo mismo diseñe para la discográfica Nyan.<br />Jaguar: ¿Cómo te has enterado de mi hábito?<br />Kiyohiko: Yo... no se qué es eso...<br />Kiyohiko: ¿!Qué clase de letrero es ese~~!?<br />Jaguar: ............<br />Jaguar: Será mejor que lo digas...<br />Kiyohiko: ¿Ehh?<br />Jaguar: No te hagas el duro...<br />Jaguar: Si simplemente me lo hubieras dicho, todo estaria bien...<br />Jaguar: ¿Querías tocar esto, no es así?<br />Jaguar: ¿Y Bien? ¡No te contengas!<br />Jaguar: ¡Tócala como desees y todo estará bien!<br />Kiyohiko: ............<br /><br /><br /><br /><strong>- Página 4 -</strong><br /><br />Kiyohiko: Tengo prisa…<br />Jaguar: Es~~ ¡¡Espera!!<br />Jaguar: ¿Querías tocarla, verdad? ¡¡ Con sólo una vez esta bien!!<br />Jaguar: ¡¡Esta bien si la chupas!!<br />Jaguar: ¡¡No pasa nada si la chupas por primera vez!!<br />Jaguar: Primero inhalas...<br />Jaguar: ¡¡Y luego exhalas!!<br />Kiyohiko: ¡¡De qué estás hablando!!<br />Jaguar: ¡¡Vamos, ahora!! “Pyuu” es el sonido…<br />Kiyohiko: ¡Espera…! ¡Detente!<br />Kiyohiko: ¡Apesta!<br />Kiyohiko: ¡¡Owow…!! ¡¡Esta flauta apestal!!<br />Kiyohiko: Para…<br />Kiyohiko: Detente...<br />Kiyohiko: ¡¡Te dije que te detuvieras!!<br /><br /><br /><br /><strong>- Página 5 -</strong><br /><br />Kiyohiko: !!?<br />Kiyohiko: ¡¡Vaya reacción!!<br />Kiyohiko: ¿!Acaso dije algo tan malo~~!?<br />Kiyohiko: No... ¡¡No lo digas!! ¡Cálmate Kiyohiko!<br />Kiyohiko: ¡No te disculpes sin razón alguna por segunda vez! ¡No es mi culpa! ¡Estoy seguuro de que no es mi culpa!<br />Kiyohiko: Ha<br />Kiyohiko: Ha<br />Kiyohiko: A~ Ahh...<br />Kiyohiko: No te disculpes...<br />Kiyohiko: ¡¡Puedo hacerlo~~~!!<br />Kiyohiko: Realmente tengo prisa en este momento...<br /><br /><br /><br /><strong>- Página 6 -</strong><br /><br />Jaguar: Lo siento...<br />Jaguar: Solamente me estaba haciendo el tonto...<br />Kiyohiko: ¿Qué?<br />Jaguar: Debería de...<br />Jaguar: Haberlo sabido...<br />Jaguar: La voz de una flauta dulce jamás le llegaría al corazón a un guitarrista...<br />Jaguar: Realmente hay un limite para ser audaz...<br />Kiyohiko: ¿!Ehh!?<br />Kiyohiko: Yo no queria decir...<br />Jaguar: ¡No! ¡Si querias decírlo!<br />Jaguar: ¡¡No tocar la flauta dulce es la prueba definitiva!!<br />Jaguar: Pero está bien...<br />Jaguar: Lo entiendo...<br />Kiyohiko: ?<br /><br /><br /><br /><strong>- Página 7 -</strong><br /><br />Jaguar: A pesar de que no hay diferencias ni racismo en la música…<br />Jaguar: ¡¡Un guitarrista siempre mirará con desprecio a un flautista~~~~!!<br />Kiyohiko: !!!<br />Jaguar: ¡¡¡Eres igual que todos!!<br />Jaguar: ¡¡Sólo te gustan esas estúpidas cuerdas!!<br />Kiyohiko: A... !Ah!<br />Kiyohiko: Espera…<br />Jaguar: …. !!<br />Kiyohiko: Incluso…<br />Kiyohiko: Incluso aunque me diga eso…<br /><br /><br /><br /><strong>- Página 8 -</strong><br /><br />Kiyohiko: Es verdad cuando dicen que la música no discrimina a nadie por su raza u origen… ¡¡Es por eso que me quise convertir en músico!!<br />Kiyohiko: ¡Pero el algún lugar, muy dentro de mí, lo he menospreciado! Aunque los dos somos músicos… con eso en la cabeza, yo… yo…<br />Kiyohiko: ............<br />Kiyohiko: ¿Ha hecho todo esto porqué lo sabía?<br />Kiyohiko: Y yo lo he lastimado tanto aún cuando él sólo quería ayudarme...<br />Kiyohiko: ........................................<br />Kiyohiko: ¡Ok…!<br />Kiyohiko: ¡Lo intentaré!<br />Kiyohiko: ............<br />Kiyohiko: ¡Ah! ¡¡Me está espiando!! ¡¡No me había equivocado!!<br />Kiyohiko: ¡¡Casi me engaña!! ¡¡Es un tipo muy peligroso!!<br />Texto: De cualquier forma, Kiyohiko se había olvidado por completo de la audición. <br /><strong><br /><em>~Fin~</em></strong></summary>
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		<entry>
		<id>https://mangahelpers.com/t/xadyu/releases/11831</id>
        <title>[Nederlands] [Translation] Pyuu to Fuku! Jaguar 4 by Xadyu</title>
        <updated>2009-04-26T22:53:06+00:00</updated>
        <author>
            <name>Xadyu</name>
            <email>admin@mangahelpers.com</email>
        </author>
        <link rel="alternate" href="https://mangahelpers.com/t/xadyu/releases/11831" />
        <summary type="html"><strong>Pagina 01:</strong><br /><br />Boven: Fluit 01 - Dingen die je niet kunt opnemen.<br /><br />Gebouw: Shikemoku Records<br />Bord: Auditie! Ik smeek het je, dus kom asjeblieft naar binnen<br /><br />Kiyohiko: Dit is het kleinste bedrijf tot nu toe...<br />Kiyohiko: Ik vraag me af of dit wel goed komt..<br /><br />Kiyohiko: Nee! Ik ben nu niet in de positie om kieskeurig te zijn!<br />Kiyohiko: Ik moet nu gewoon gaan voor mijn debuut!<br /><br />Jaguar: Welkom bij ~ Shikemoku!<br /><br /><strong>Pagina 02:</strong><br /><br />Kiyohiko: WAT!!<br />Kiyohiko: WAT DOE JIJ HIER?!<br /><br />Jaguar: Kom je je aanmelden voor een auditie?<br />Jaguar: Hier kun je je inschrijven...<br />Kiyohiko: W...wacht eens even!<br />Kiyohiko: Waarom ben jij hier? Je bent toch Jaguar of niet!?<br /><br />Jaguar: Huh?<br />Jaguar: Wat probeer je nu te zeggen, rare?<br /><br />Jaguar: Probeer je me voor schut te zeggen?!<br />Jaguar: Wil je dat ik je naar buiten schop?!<br />Kiyohiko: N.. Nee... Sorry..!<br /><br />Kiyohiko: Heb ik me vergist? Nee, het maakt niet uit hoe ik het bekijk.. het is zeker weten dezelfde persoon..<br />Kiyohiko: Hier..?<br />Jaguar: Ja<br />Kiyohiko: Misschien is het toch maar iemand anders, misschien is het gewoon iemand die op hem lijkt.. Maar.. <br /><br /><strong>Pagina 03:</strong><br /><br />Jaguar: Sakatome Kiyohiko, toch?<br />Kiyohiko: Ja!<br /><br />Jaguar: .........<br />Kiyohiko: .........?<br /><br />Jaguar: Piyo ... Hiko ...<br /><br />Jaguar: Oke, deze kant op...<br />Kiyohiko: WAT BEDOEL JE MET PIYO!?<br />Kiyohiko: Waarom... Waarom ben je...!? Die stem.. met die stem.. Jij bent echt die persoon.... !!<br /><br />Jaguar: Wat bedoel je?! Noem je me een of andere boer!!?<br />Jaguar: Zeg je dat alleen maar omdat ik je naam verkeerd uitsprak?!<br />Kiyohiko: N.. nee.. Dat.. Dat is niet wat ik bedoel...<br /><br />Jaguar: Wat een lastige jongen ben jij! Je wilt echt dat ik je eruit schop of niet?! Ik heb het zowat gehad met jou!<br />Kiyohiko: S.. sorry...<br /><br /><strong>Pagina 04:</strong><br /><br />Jaguar: Ga hier zitten en wacht af totdat je wordt geroepen.<br />Kiyohiko: Oke<br /><br />Jaguar: Hier, neem wat Ice Tea, en doe niks raars!<br />Kiyohiko: Sorry! Dankjewel voor de Ice Tea.<br /><br />Kiyohiko: Dat was raar.. Ik zweer echt dat het Jaguar is...<br />Kiyohiko: Ik.. Ik heb gewoon nog niet genoeg bewijzen...<br /><br />Kiyohiko: Ah! Hij zit naar me te kijken!<br />Kiyohiko: Waarom kijkt hij zo naar me?<br /><br />Kiyohiko: Hier klopt iets niet, waarom kijkt hij zo naar me? Verwacht hij dat er iets gaat gebeuren...?<br /><br /><strong>Pagina 05:</strong><br /><br />Kiyohiko: Aaaargh!!<br />Kiyohiko: WAT IS DIT----!!?<br /><br />Jaguar: G...<br />Jaguar: GODVERDOMME!!<br /><br />Kiyohiko: WAT BEDOEL JE, &quot;GODVERDOMME!!&quot; ?!<br />Kiyohiko: Het is precies zoals ik dacht! Jij BENT Jaguar! Wat doe jij hier?!<br /><br />Jaguar: Nu spreek je me alweer aan met een zulke coole naam...<br />Jaguar: Ik weet echt niet wat je zegt, Piyohiko...<br />Kiyohiko: NOEM ME NIET PIYOHIKO!!<br /><br />Jaguar: Hoe dan ook, het is een beveiligsagent zijn werk om rare mensen zoals jij eruit te schoppen..<br /><br />Jaguar: Ga naar huis! Je droom van je debuut is over!!<br />Kiyohiko: Waar heb je het over?! Stop... Hey.. WACHT!<br /><br /><strong>Pagina 06:</strong><br /><br />Kiyohiko: Waarom sta je me altijd in de weg!?<br />Kiyohiko: Waarom blokkeer je steeds mijn pad naar mijn debuut!?<br />Jaguar: Zodat je kunt worden geaccepteerd!!<br />Jaguar: Wat kun je bereiken om die vragen aan een beveiligingsagent te vragen?<br /><br />Kiyohiko: Wat ik kan bereiken...?<br />Kiyohiko: Waar heb je het over?<br />Jaguar: Waarom ben je in zulke haast, Piyohiko?<br /><br />Jaguar: Wat kun je nu bereiken door alles zo te haasten?<br />Jaguar: Ben je niet een deel van jezelf kwijt geraakt door je te haasten?<br /><br />Kiyohiko: W.. Wat?<br />Jaguar: Hou je echt van muziek?<br />Jaguar: Of wil je gewoon opschieten en herrie maken?<br /><br />Kiyohiko: Wat...<br />Kiyohiko: Deze... man..<br /><br />Jaguar: Je wilt een muzikant worden omdat je van muziek houdt..<br />Jaguar: Maar kijk nu eens naar je...<br /><br /><strong>Pagina 07:</strong><br /><br />Jaguar: JE SPEELT MUZIEK ...<br />Jaguar: ZODAT JE GEWOON EEN MUZIKANT WORDT!<br /><br />Kiyohiko: !!!!<br /><br />Kiyohiko: Zulke woorden! Het is waar! De laatste tijd is het, alsof de muziek die ik speel, niet meer mijn muziek is...<br />Kiyohiko: Het is net zoals hij zegt! De beveiligingsagent ziet het hart van dit probleem!!<br /><br />Jaguar: Ik snap het.. Je voelt je ongemakkelijk door dit alles.. toch?<br />Kiyohiko: Ja...<br />Jaguar: Je bent met jezelf in strijd omdat je muziek begint te haten.. toch?<br />Kiyohiko: Ja...<br /><br />Jaguar: Je wilt eigenlijk heel graag ophoren met de gitaar..<br />Jaguar: en een fluit wilt bespelen.. toch?<br /><br />Kiyohiko: Nee...<br />Tekst: Tenminste.. die gedachte heb ik nog niet gehad..</summary>
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		<entry>
		<id>https://mangahelpers.com/t/xadyu/releases/11826</id>
        <title>[Nederlands] [Translation] Pyuu to Fuku! Jaguar 3 by Xadyu</title>
        <updated>2009-04-26T17:05:17+00:00</updated>
        <author>
            <name>Xadyu</name>
            <email>admin@mangahelpers.com</email>
        </author>
        <link rel="alternate" href="https://mangahelpers.com/t/xadyu/releases/11826" />
        <summary type="html"><strong>Pagina 01:</strong><br /><br />Boven: Fluit 3: Snap je het?<br /><br />Bord: Eiyar Music<br />Bordje: Eiyar Music Gitaristen Auditie<br /><br />Kiyohiko: Dus dit is Eiyar Music.. Ik heb toch nog steeds een kans bij een groot bedrijf zoals dit!<br />Kiyohiko: Vandaag.. Vandaag lukt het me zeker!<br /><br />Kiyohiko: Nouja..<br />Kiyohiko: Ik krijg tenminste al een sollicitatiegesprek!<br /><br />Kiyohiko: En ik zie gelukkig niet meer die vent van de laatste keren....<br />Kiyohiko: Nouja, logisch, aangezien vandaag enkel auditie's zijn voor gitaristen...<br /><br />Kiyohiko: Ik denk dus niet dat die komt..<br /><br />Bord: Eiyar Music Gitaristen (en Fluitisten) Auditie's.<br /><br /><strong>Pagina 02:</strong><br /><br />Kiyohiko: !!!<br /><br />Jaguar: Wat doen jullie?!! Laat me gaan!!<br />Eiyar Music Werknemer: Schop hem eruit!!<br />Kiyohiko: WOW!!!<br />Kiyohiko: HIJ IS HIER--------!!<br /><br />Jaguar: Hm?<br />Jaguar: Hey.. Je komt me bekend voor...<br /><br />Jaguar: Hesoyama-kun! Nou, als het Hesoyama-kun niet is!!<br />Jaguar: Uh...<br />Kiyohiko: Asjeblieft.. noem me niet bij een naam die je net hebt verzonnen...<br /><br />Kiyohiko: WAAROM BEN JE TROUWENS HIER?!!<br />Jaguar: Ohja! Dat klopt, ik had gehoord dat er hier auditie's werden gehouden.<br /><br />Jaguar: Ik speel geen gitaar, maar de fluit...<br />Jaguar: Dus.. daarom.. Zeiden die mannen dat ik niet aan de eisen voldeed om aan de auditie's mee te doen!<br /><br /><strong>Pagina 03:</strong><br /><br />Jaguar: Gewoon, omdat ik geen gitarist ben...<br />Jaguar: Is het echt zo belangrijk om een watdanook-ist te zijn?<br />Kiyohiko: Ik kan het niet eens of oneens met hem te zijn....<br /><br />Kiyohiko: Natuurlijk willen ze een gitarist! Het is dan ook een auditie voor gitaristen!<br />Kiyohiko: Er is geen enkele reden waarom ze dan een fluitist zouden kiezen.<br /><br />Jaguar: Ah, zo zit dat dus! Ze zeggen dat een gitarist beter is dan een fluitist..<br />Jaguar: Ze willen niet iets wat lang en smal is en waar wind uit het uiteinde komt!<br />Kiyohiko: Nee! Dat zeiden ze niet!<br /><br />Jaguar: Dat zeiden ze niet?<br />Kiyohiko: Huh?<br />Kiyohiko: Wat is met die plotselinge verandering van sfeer?<br /><br />Jaguar: Dat klopt! Er is niks beter dan het ander in de wereld van instrumenten!<br />Jaguar: Dit is niks voor mij, opgeven na maar 1 keer proberen!!<br /><br /><strong>Pagina 04:</strong><br /><br />Jaguar: Dankje! Ik zal het doen!!<br />Jaguar: Ik ga het nog eens proberen!!<br />Kiyohiko: WAT?!!<br />Kiyohiko: Hoe kwam hij tot die conclusie!?<br /><br />Jaguar: Nou dan.. Nu moet ik eerst wat aan die beveiligingsagent doen....<br /><br />Jaguar: Ik heb zeven methodes..<br />Kiyohiko: Ze... Zeven...?!<br /><br />Jaguar: Zes van die methodes ...<br />Jaguar: Zijn bloederig...<br /><br />Kiyohiko: DAT ZIJN BIJNA ALLE METHODES-----!!<br />Kiyohiko: DAT KUN JE NIET DOEN!!<br />Jaguar: Je hebt gelijk.. Ik vindt ze zelf ook niet eens leuk..<br /><br />Jaguar: De overgebleven manier.. Is de 'verstop je in een koffer en laat iemand anders je naar binnen brengen&quot; plan!<br />Kiyohiko: Huh?<br />Tekst: Dus het kwam allemaal neer op...<br /><br /><strong>Pagina 05:</strong><br /><br />Tekst: Mij, die een koffer mee naar binnen moest slepen met hem erin..<br />Kiyohiko: Waarom ik?<br />Tekst: Het zag er raar uit, maar ik was toch nog binnengeraakt.<br /><br />Kiyohiko: We.... Zijn.... Binnen....!<br />Jaguar: Dankjewel, maar nog 1 ding...<br /><br />Jaguar: Wanneer het tijd is voor jouw auditie, wil ik dat je me mee naar binnen neemt.<br />Kiyohiko: EEN GRAPJE ZEKER?!!<br />Kiyohiko: Ga gewoon normaal naar binnen, het zal wel goed komen!!<br /><br />Jaguar: Maar de eerste keer lieten ze me ook niet naar binnen...<br />Jaguar: En ik weet zeker dat ze me nu ook niet naar binnen zouden laten...<br /><br />Jaguar: Maar ik kan het niet accepteren... Ze trapte me eruit omdat ik een fluit in mijn handen had, toch? Het minste wat ze kunnen doen is luisteren naar mijn muziek...<br />Jaguar: Het is waar dat ik het verkeerde instrument heb.. Maar ik heb vertrouwen in mijn muziek en ik zal niet verliezen van een gitaar!<br /><br />Kiyohiko: Zijn stem..<br />Kiyohiko: Hij stottert een beetje, maar hij klinkt zo puur...<br /><br />Jaguar: Iedereen denkt verkeerd over fluiten!<br />Jaguar: Ik wil hun gewoon een kant van dit instrument laten zien wat ze niet zullen verwachten!!<br /><br /><strong>Pagina 06:</strong><br /><br />Kiyohiko: Ik snap het..<br />Kiyohiko: Als je het op die manier zegt...<br /><br />Eiyar Music Medewerker: Volgende persoon, kom maar binnen...<br />Kiyohiko: J.. Ja!<br /><br />Kiyohiko: We zijn binnen!!<br />Jaguar: OKE!<br />Eiyar Music Medewerker:  Hmm?<br /><br />Eiyar Music Medewerker #1: JIJ! JIJ BENT DIE FLUITIST!!<br />Eiyar Music Medewerker #2: HIJ GEEFT MAAR NIET OP!!<br /><br />Kiyohiko: Eigenlijk... Wilt hij jullie iets zeggen...<br />Jaguar: Dat klopt.. Ik geef niet op!<br />Jaguar: Dankje dat jullie mij eruit hebben geschopt, klootzakken!!<br /><br />Kiyohiko: Huh?<br /><br /><strong>Pagina 07:</strong><br /><br />Jaguar: Ik zal jullie hier en nu...<br />Jaguar: De excellentie van een fluit zien!!<br /><br />Kiyohiko: H..HUH?!!<br />Kiyohiko: Wacht!! Je zei net iets heel anders!!<br /><br />Jaguar: Nyoi* Recorder Attack!!<br />Eiyar Music Medewerker: Argh!!<br />Kiyohiko: UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA------!!!!<br /><br />Eiyar Music Medewerker: Wat probeert deze idioot te doen?! Beveiliging, kom en gooi ze allebei eruit!!!!<br /><br />Beveiliging: En komt niet terug!<br /><br />Kiyohiko: ........<br /><br />Jaguar: Dit bedrijf zal hun ondergang tegenmoet komen....<br />Kiyohiko: Is dit een grap....?!!<br />Tekst: En zodoende.. drijft Kiyohiko's droom nog verder weg...<br /> <br />(t/n: Nyoi betekent &quot;Doe Maar Zoals Je Wenst&quot;, een uitrekbare fluit aanval, zoals die van Goku uit Dragonball, of van de Apenkoning uit the Journey to the West.)</summary>
	</entry>
		<entry>
		<id>https://mangahelpers.com/t/xadyu/releases/11825</id>
        <title>[Nederlands] [Translation] Pyuu to Fuku! Jaguar 2 by Xadyu</title>
        <updated>2009-04-26T16:19:59+00:00</updated>
        <author>
            <name>Xadyu</name>
            <email>admin@mangahelpers.com</email>
        </author>
        <link rel="alternate" href="https://mangahelpers.com/t/xadyu/releases/11825" />
        <summary type="html"><strong>Pagina 01:</strong><br /><br />Boven: Willekeurig ongerust over Jaguar<br /><br />Kiyohiko: Gisteren, kwam ik te laat en mocht ik niet met de auditie meedoen.<br />Kiyohiko: Het komt allemaal door die fluitjongen... En ik had me ook nog verontschuldigd voor geen reden.. Ah, godverdomme!!<br /><br />Kiyohiko: Nee! Nee! Ik moet vergeten wat er is gebeurt en me concentreren!!<br />Kiyohiko: Gisteren was gisteren! Vandaag is vandaag!<br /><br />Kiyohiko: Hmm.. dit bedrijf is kleiner dan die van gisteren.<br />Bordje: Nyan Records, Nieuwe Band Auditie's<br />Kiyohiko: Maar mijn leven verandert vandaag echt!!<br /><br />Kiyohiko: Adem in..<br />Kiyohiko: Adem uit..<br /><br /><strong>Pagina 02:</strong><br /><br />Fluit: Pyuuuuuuu~~~~~<br /><br />Kiyohiko: Aaahh!!<br />Kiyohiko: Aah... Aaaahhh------!!!<br /><br />Jaguar: Je hebt geblazen...<br />Jaguar: En het ging; Pyuuu<br />Jaguar: Fu fu...<br />Kiyohiko: Aaahh!!! Waarom ben je hier?!!<br /><br />Jaguar: IK KAN JOU WEL HETZELFDE VRAGEN!!<br /><br /><strong>Pagina 03:</strong><br /><br />Jaguar: Waarom ben JIJ hier, voor het bord dat ik maak zodat ik het elke dag voor dit bedrijf neer kan zetten?<br />Jaguar: Hoe kun jij hebben geweten over mij dagelijkse bezigheden!!<br />Bordje: Nyan Records Mascotte dat ik heb ontworpen, Nyan Puu.<br />Kiyohiko: Ik.. Ik weet niet eens wat dat is...<br />Kiyohiko: Wat voor een soort bord is dat?!<br /><br />Jaguar: .......<br />Jaguar: Het is beter als je het gewoon toegeeft.<br /><br />Kiyohiko: Huh?<br />Jaguar: Doe niet moeilijk... Als je het gewoon had gezegt was het goed geweest...<br /><br />Jaguar: Je wou op mijn fluit spelen, nietwaar?<br />Jaguar: Nou, ik hou je niet tegen!<br /><br />Jaguar: Blaas er nou maar gewoon op en alles is in orde!<br />Kiyohiko: .......<br /><br /><strong>Pagina 04:</strong><br /><br />Kiyohiko: Ik heb haast.....<br />Jaguar: W-wacht!!<br />Jaguar: Je wou er toch op spelen?! Een keer is ook goed hoor!!<br /><br />Jaguar: Het is ook oke als je zuigt!!<br />Jaguar: Het is oke om de eerste keer te zuigen!!<br /><br />Jaguar: Eerst adem je in.. En dan adem je uit!!<br />Kiyohiko: Waar heb je het over?!<br /><br />Jaguar: Kom op! &quot;Pyuu&quot; is het geluid...<br />Kiyohiko: Wacht...! Stop!<br />Kiyohiko: Het stinkt! Auwauw.. Het stinkt!!<br /><br />Kiyohiko: Stop...<br />Kiyohiko: STOP NOU GEWOON!!!<br /><br /><strong>Pagina 05</strong><br /><br />Kiyohiko: !!?<br /><br />Kiyohiko: Wat een reactie!!<br />Kiyohiko: Heb ik echt zo iets verkeerds gezegt--!?<br /><br />Kiyohiko: Nee.. wacht.. Zeg het niet!! Kalm aan Kiyohiko!<br />Kiyohiko: Ha<br />Kiyohiko: Niet weer voor zo'n domme reden verontschuldigen! Het is niet mijn fout! Ik weet het zeker dat het niet mijn fout is!<br />Kiyohiko: Ha<br /><br />Kiyohiko: A-ah...<br />Kiyohiko: Niet verontschuldigen!!<br />Kiyohiko: Ik kan het wel---!!<br />Kiyohiko: Ik heb echt haast nu...<br /><br /><strong>Pagina 06:</strong><br /><br />Jaguar: Sorry...<br />Jaguar: Ik was gewoon wat onzin aan 't praten....<br /><br />Kiyohiko: Wat?<br /><br />Jaguar: Echt... <br />Jaguar: Ik had het moeten weten....<br /><br />Jaguar: Dat een stem van een fluitist nooit een gitarist zou binnendringen...<br />Jaguar: Er is een limiet aan grof zijn...<br /><br />Kiyohiko: Huh!?<br />Kiyohiko: Ik meende niet...<br /><br />Jaguar: NEE! JE MEENDE HET WEL!!<br />Jaguar: Dat je niet een fluit bespeelt is het grootste bewijs!!<br /><br />Jaguar: Maar het is oke.. Ik snap het...<br />Kiyohiko: ?<br /><br /><strong>Pagina 07:</strong><br /><br />Jaguar: OOK AL ZIJN ER GEEN GRENZEN OF RACISME IN MUZIEK...<br />Jaguar: EEN GITARIST KAN NOG STEEDS OP EEN FLUITIST NEERKIJKEN----!!!<br /><br />Kiyohiko: !!!<br /><br />Jaguar: Je bent net zoals iedereen!!<br />Jaguar: Je vindt alleen die stomme snaartjes leuk!!<br />Kiyohiko: A...Ah!  Wacht...<br /><br />Kiyohiko: ............!!<br /><br />Kiyohiko: Zelfs..<br />Kiyohiko: Als je dat zegt...<br /><br /><strong>Pagina 08:</strong><br /><br />Kiyohiko: Het klopt als je zegt dat muziek niet discrimineerd tegen rassen en bepaalde grenzen.. Daarom wil ik zelf een muzikant worden!!<br />Kiyohiko: Maar ergens binnenin me.. Keek ik inderdaad neer op hem! Ook al zijn we beiden muzikanten.. Met dat.. in mijn gedachtes.. Ik, ... Ik..<br /><br />Kiyohiko: .........<br /><br />Kiyohiko: Deed hij dit allemaal omdat hij dat wist?<br />Kiyohiko: En ik heb hem zoveel pijn gedaan, ondanks dat hij wou helpen?<br /><br />Kiyohiko: ..............................<br /><br />Kiyohiko: Oke<br />Kiyohiko: Laat ik het eens proberen.<br /><br />Jaguar: ........<br /><br />Kiyohiko: Ah! Hij ziet nu te kijken! Er is geen twijfel aan mogelijk!!<br />Kiyohiko: Ik was bijna in de de val gelokt! Wat een gevaarlijke man!!<br />Tekst: Hoe dan ook, Kiyohiko had de auditie helemaal vergeten.<br /><br /><strong>Pagina 09:</strong><br /><br />Tekst: Pyo Hiko</summary>
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		<entry>
		<id>https://mangahelpers.com/t/xadyu/releases/11824</id>
        <title>[Nederlands] [Translation] Pyuu to Fuku! Jaguar 1 by Xadyu</title>
        <updated>2009-04-26T15:39:08+00:00</updated>
        <author>
            <name>Xadyu</name>
            <email>admin@mangahelpers.com</email>
        </author>
        <link rel="alternate" href="https://mangahelpers.com/t/xadyu/releases/11824" />
        <summary type="html"><strong>Pagina 1)</strong><br /><br />Banner: Toch nog ongerust over Jaguar<br /><br /><strong>Pagina 2)</strong><br /><br />Boven: Fluit 1: Toch nog ongerust over Jaguar.<br /><br />Rechts: Mijn naam is Saketome Kiyohiko, 17 jaar oud.<br />Links: Ik ontwijk werk en college's, en ben nu een 3rde jaars student op een middelbare school, hangend aan een dun draadje.<br /><br />Kiyohiko: Er is nu geen terugkeer meer mogelijk... Ik wordt een muzikant!<br />Kiyohiko: Mijn leven zal nu veranderen!!<br />Bord: J.M.C. Nieuwe bands auditie's <br /><br />Jaguar: Mijn naam ~~~ is ~~ <br />Jaguar: Ja~guar ~~ Echte naam is ~~~<br /><br />Jaguar: &quot;Ja&quot; van ~~~ &quot; Kanjya&quot; ~~~<br />Jaguar: Gaa ~~~ van &quot;Gaaze&quot;  ~~~<br /><br />Kiyohiko: Wat is er mis met die vent?<br />Kiyohiko: Gaat hij ook een auditie proberen?<br /><br />Jaguar: Fuuu~ <br /><br />(t/n: In zijn liedje, probeert Jaguar uit te leggen waar zijn naam vandaan komt, &quot;Kanjya&quot; betekent &quot;Geduld&quot; en &quot;Gaaze&quot; betekent &quot;Gaas&quot;.&quot; <br /><br /><strong>Pagina 03-04)</strong><br /><br />Jaguar: Zal ik nog een keer zingen?  Voor wereldvrede?<br /><br />Jaguar: Unfufuuunfufun~ <br /><br />Kiyohiko: Is het een straatartiest?<br />Kiyohiko: Maar dat is zo een grote instrumentenkoffer, wat voor instrument zou dat zijn?<br /><br />Jaguar: Mufufuuun~<br /><br /><strong>Pagina 05)</strong><br /><br />Kiyohiko: Een fluit!!? Het is een fluit!!?<br />Kiyohiko: In zo een groot koffer?!<br /><br />Kiyohiko: Ah shit! Ik loop hier al veel te lang rond!<br />Kiyohiko: Als ik niet op schiet, kom ik te laat voor de auditie!!<br /><br /><strong>Pagina 06:</strong><br /><br />Kiyohiko: WAT IS DIT INTENSE GELUID WAT VAN DIE FLUIT KOMT?!!<br />Kiyohiko: Ha<br />Kiyohiko: WARM.. IK HEB HET WARM!! MIJN ZIEL TRILT VAN DEZE GEWELDIGE BEAT!!!<br />Kiyohiko: Ha<br />Kiyohiko: Maar...<br /><br />Jaguar: Mijn mol werdt opeens wit vanmorgen~ <br />Tekst: Lyrics door Jaguar Jyunichi<br />Kiyohiko: WAT VOOR EEN LIEDJE IS DIT?!<br /><br /><strong>Pagina 07:</strong><br /><br />Jaguar: Fukafukafukafukaaa-----!!<br />Jaguar: Fukafukafukafukaaa-----!!<br />Kiyohiko: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!<br /><br />Kiyohiko: Nu is het gewoon fukafuka!! Het is niet eens meer een liedje!!<br /><br />Jaguar: Aaah!! Godverdomme!!<br /><br />Jaguar: Ah.. eens kijken.. &quot;Ma-Mi-Mu-Me-Mo&quot;...<br /><br />Kiyohiko: Ook al hoorde ik net alleen maar fukafuka...<br />Kiyohiko: Hij was eigenlijk de &quot;Ma-rij&quot; aan het oefenen?!<br /><br />(t/n: De Ma-Rij is een rij die met een 'M' begint in een Hiragana Katakana Tafeltje, een soort Do-Re-Mi enkel met M als beginnende letter.)<br /><br /><strong>Pagina 08:</strong><br /><br />Kiyohiko: Wat is er mis met die jongen?! Kom op Saketome Kiyohiko, 17 jaar oud, besteedt geen aandacht aan hem!!<br />Kiyohiko: Een fluit is niet alleen kut, ik intresseer me er niet eens voor! Nu moet ik echt naar de auditie gaan anders kom ik te laat!!<br /><br />Jaguar: Oh?<br /><br />Jaguar: Jij daar.. Dat ding wat je draagt.. is dat een instrument?<br />Jaguar: Blaas je ook een fluit?<br />Kiyohiko: Huh?!<br /><br />(t/n: Een fluit blazen betekent hetzelfde als een fluit (be)spelen.)<br /><br />Kiyohiko: JE KUNT DIT NIET BLAZEN! DIT IS EEN GITAAR!!<br />Kiyohiko: EN JE STOPT EEN FLUIT NORMAAL NIET IN EEN KOFFER ZOALS DAT!!<br /><br />Jaguar: Een gitaar he?<br /><br />Jaguar: Gecombineerd met een fluit!!<br /><br />Kiyohiko: WAT VOEG JE ER NU AAN TOE?!!<br /><br /><strong>Pagina 09:</strong><br /><br />Kiyohiko: Waarom praat je trouwens ... over een fluit ...?<br />Kiyohiko: Ik heb helemaal geen intresse in windinstrumenten! En ik heb haast, dus als je me excuseert...!<br /><br />Jaguar: Je...<br />Jaguar: Je bent niet geintresseerd...?!<br />Kiyohiko: !?<br /><br />Kiyohiko: !!<br />Kiyohiko: Hij huilt...!!?<br /><br />Jaguar: Dan speel niet..<br />Kiyohiko: Huh? Speel niet..?<br /><br />Jaguar: DAN SPEEL NIET!!<br />Jaguar: DOE MAAR WAT JE WILT DAN!!<br /><br /><strong>Pagina 10</strong><br /><br />Kiyohiko: Wat..? Heb ik iets verkeerds gezegt?<br />Kiyohiko: No, dat was het niet.. Ik moest het wel zeggen, toch? Ik kan niet verliezen! Ik had gelijk!<br /><br />Kiyohiko: Oke, dat zal ik doen.. Je was gewoon je eigen ding het doen..? Het is.. omdat je..<br />Kiyohiko: Wacht, Ik ken je niet eens..?<br />Kiyohiko: Ik.. Ik ga nu gewoon...<br /><br />Jaguar: Je kent me niet...? Fufu... Ja, je hebt weer gelijk..<br />Jaguar: We hebben elkaar net ontmoet!<br /><br />Jaguar: Had ik geweten dat dit ging gebeuren..<br />Jaguar: Het was dan beter geweest als we elkaar niet hadden ontmoet<br /><br />Jaguar: Guu!<br />Kiyohiko: W..Wacht!!<br /><br />Kiyohiko: Wacht nou! Hey!!<br />Kiyohiko: Wat..?! Dit is gewoon te raar!!<br /><br />Kiyohiko: Uhm...<br />Kiyohiko: Uhh...<br /><br />Kiyohiko: HET...<br />Kiyohiko: HET SPIJT ME!!!<br /><br />Tekst: Op een of andere manier, was ik geeindigt te verontschuldingen. <br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></summary>
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		<entry>
		<id>https://mangahelpers.com/t/kroma/releases/11822</id>
        <title>[Español] [Translation] Pyuu to Fuku! Jaguar 1 by Kroma</title>
        <updated>2009-04-26T15:02:11+00:00</updated>
        <author>
            <name>Kroma</name>
            <email>admin@mangahelpers.com</email>
        </author>
        <link rel="alternate" href="https://mangahelpers.com/t/kroma/releases/11822" />
        <summary type="html"><strong><em>Si quieres usar está traducción pide permiso por MP(PM). De igual forma estoy tratando de aprender japonés, si me pueden ayudar en eso contactenme también. ^^</em></strong><br /><br /><strong><em>Basado en la traducción de Rias de Seven Star Stories/Based on Rias Translation from Seven Star Stories.</em></strong><br /><br /><strong>- Página 1 -</strong><br /><br />Cara de Jaguar, Texto en Japonés del que no hay script en inglés, si alguien se ofrece a traducirlo del japonés al inglés, yo lo traduciré del inglés al español.<br /><br /><br /><br /><strong>- Página 2 -</strong><br /><br /><strong>Contenido</strong><br /><br /><br /><br /><strong>- Página 3 -</strong><br /><br />Flauta 1: El intrigante Jaguar-san<br /><br />Kiyohiko: Mi nombre es Saketome Kiyohiko, tengo 17 años.<br />Kiyohiko: Después de haber sido rechazado tanto de las universidades y los trabajos, soy un estudiante de 3ero de preparatoria que se encuentra en un momento bastante crítico...<br />Kiyohiko: Ya no hay vuelta atrás... ¡¡Seré un músico!!<br />Kiyohiko: ¡¡El día de hoy mi vida cambiará!!<br />Señal: J.M.C. ¡Nueva audición para la banda juvenil!<br />Jaguar: Mi~ nombre~~~es~~♪<br />Jaguar: Ja~guar~~♫ Se pronuncia~~<br />Jaguar: &quot;Ja&quot; de~~ &quot;Kanjya&quot;~~~♪<br />Jaguar: y &quot;Gaa&quot; de~~~♪ &quot;Gaaze&quot;~~~♫<br />Kiyohiko: ¿Qué le pasa a ese tipo?<br />Kiyohiko: ¿También va a audicionar?<br />Jaguar: Fuuu~<br />[Nota de Traducción: En la canción, Jaguar está explicando la pronunciación de su nombre: &quot;Kanjya&quot; significa &quot;Paciente&quot;(Paciencia) y &quot;Gaaze&quot; significa &quot;Malla&quot;.]<br /><br /><br /><br /><strong>- Página 4 &amp; 5 -</strong><br /><br />Jaguar: Debería cantar una vez más...<br />Jaguar: ¡Por la paz mundial!<br />Jaguar: Unfufufuu~~uun♪<br />Kiyohiko: ¿Tocará en la calle?<br />Kiyohiko: Pero esa funda es muy grande... ¿Qué clase de instrumento será?<br />Jaguar: Mufu~un♪<br /><br /><br /><br /><strong>- Página 6 -</strong><br /><br />Kiyohiko: ¿¡¡Una flauta dulce!!?<br />Kiyohiko: ¿¡¡Es una flauta dulce!!?<br />Kiyohiko: ¡En una funda tan grande!<br />Kiyohiko: ¡Ah mierda! ¡Me he entretenido demasiado aquí!<br />Kiyohiko: ¡¡Si no me doy prisa, llegare tarde a la audición!!<br /><br /><br /><br /><strong>- Página 7 -</strong><br /><br />Kiyohiko: !!?<br />Kiyohiko: ¿¡¡Qué es este sonido tan intenso que proviene de la flauta dulce!!?<br />Kiyohiko: Ha<br />Kiyohiko: Ha<br />Kiyohiko: Mi cuerpo… ¡¡Mi cuerpo esta hirviendo!! ¡Mi alma está temblando! ¡¡De verdad puedo sentir este ritmo tan increíble!!<br />Kiyohiko: Pero también...<br />Texto: Esta mañana, mi lunar de alguna manera se volvió blanco.<br />Texto: Letra por Jaguar Jyunichi<br />Kiyohiko: ¿¡Qué clase de canción es esa~~~!?<br /><br /><br /><br /><strong>- Página 8 -</strong><br /><br />Jaguar: ¡¡Fuka Fuka Fuka Fuka......!!♪<br />Jaguar: ¡¡Fuka Fuka Fuakaa~~~~~~!!♫<br />Kiyohiko: Aaah.<br />Kiyohiko: ¡¡¡Aaaaah!!!<br />Kiyohiko: ¡¡Ahora sólo repite &quot;Fuka Fuka&quot; una y otra vez! ¡¡Eso ni siquiera es una canción!!<br />Jaguar: ¡Aaah!<br />Jaguar: ¡Maldición!<br />Jaguar: Ah... Veamos... &quot;Ma Me Mi Mo Mu&quot;...* [Nota*: Lo cambie a la forma utilizada en América Latina]<br />Kiyohiko: Aunque lo único que escuchaba era &quot;Fuka&quot;...<br />Kiyohiko: ¿¡Estaba recitando &quot;La Escala de Ma&quot;!?<br />[Nota de Traducción: &quot;La Escala de Ma&quot; es la escala que comienza con &quot;M&quot; en el silabario Hiragana y Katakana.]<br /><br /><br /><br /><strong>- Página 9 -</strong><br /><br />Kiyohiko: ¿¡Qué le pasa a este tipo!? ¡¡Vamos Saketome Kiyohiko de 17 años, no le hagas caso a ese tipo!!<br />Kiyohiko: ¡¡No sólo la flauta dulce es patética, de verdad no tengo interés en ello!! ¡¡Tengo que ir al lugar de la audición o llegaré tarde!!<br />Jaguar: ¿Oh?<br />Jaguar: Oye tú... Lo que llevas ahí... ¿Es un instrumento?<br />Jaguar: ¿También soplas la flauta dulce?<br />Kiyohiko: ¿Ehh?<br />[Nota de Traducción: En japonés,  soplar la flauta dulce es como decir, tocar la flauta dulce.]<br />Kiyohiko: ¡Esto no se sopla! ¡¡Es una guitarra!!<br />Kiyohiko: ¡Y no es normal poner una flauta dulce en una funda como esta!<br />Jaguar: Una guitarra... ¿Eh?<br />Jaguar: ¡¡Combinada con una flauta dulce!!<br />Kiyohiko: ¡¡Qué estas diciendo!!<br /><br /><br /><br /><strong>- Página 10 -</strong><br /><br />Kiyohiko: De... ¿De qué estas hablando... una flauta dulce...?<br />Kiyohiko: ¡No tengo interés en un instrumento de viento!<br />Kiyohiko: ¡Y tengo prisa, así que sí me disculpas...!<br />Jaguar: Tú...<br />Jaguar: ¿¡No estás interesado...!?<br />Kiyohiko: ¡?<br />Kiyohiko: !!<br />Kiyohiko: ¿¡Está llorando...!?<br />Jaguar: ...No... la toques...<br />Kiyohiko: ¿Ehh?<br />Kiyohiko: ¿No la toques...?<br />Jaguar: ¡¡Entonces no la toques!!<br />Jaguar: ¡¡Haz lo que quieras!!<br /><br /><br /><br /><strong>- Página 11 -</strong><br /><br />Kiyohiko: ¿Qué demo...? ¿Dije algo malo?<br />Kiyohiko: No, probablemente no fue eso… ¡¿Tenía que decir eso, verdad?! ¡No puedo perder! ¡Tenía razón!<br />Kiyohiko: Muy bien, eso es lo que haré... Tú estabas haciendo lo tuyo ¿No...?<br />Kiyohiko: ¿Es por eso que... estas...?<br />Kiyohiko: Espera, No te conozco en lo absoluto...<br />Kiyohiko: Sólo me iré ahora...<br />Jaguar: ¿No me conoces...?<br />Jaguar: Fufu... Sí, tienes razón... después de todo...<br />Jaguar: ¡Nos acabamos de conocer!<br />Jaguar: Si hubiera sabido…<br />Jaguar: Que esto iba a pasar…<br />Jaguar: Habría sido mejor que no nos hubiéramos conocido nunca.<br />Jaguar: ¡¡Guu!!<br />Kiyohiko: Es~<br />Kiyohiko: ¡¡Espera!!<br />Kiyohiko:¡Espera! ¡¡Hey!!<br />Kiyohiko: ¿¡Que demo...!?<br />Kiyohiko: ¡¡Esto es demasiado extraño!!<br />Kiyohiko: Um...<br />Kiyohiko: Uh...<br />Kiyohiko: Lo...<br />Kiyohiko: ¡¡¡Lo siento!!!<br />Kiyohiko: De algún modo, terminé pidiendo disculpas.<br /><br /><strong>~Fin~</strong></summary>
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		<entry>
		<id>https://mangahelpers.com/t/molokidan/releases/11677</id>
        <title>[English] [Translation] Pyuu to Fuku! Jaguar 50 by molokidan</title>
        <updated>2009-04-21T12:20:29+00:00</updated>
        <author>
            <name>molokidan</name>
            <email>admin@mangahelpers.com</email>
        </author>
        <link rel="alternate" href="https://mangahelpers.com/t/molokidan/releases/11677" />
        <summary type="html">PYU TO FUKU! JAGUAR #50<br /><br />tl by molokidan<br /><br />85)<br />J: Haaaa, I'm so bored...<br />J: Can you think of anything exciting there is to do, Piyohiko?<br />P: Eh?<br />J: That's it...<br />J: Let's play with Hammer...<br />J: I said, can you think of anything exciting?!<br />J: I mean, Presley won't come down at all...<br />J: Ah!<br />P: You were trying to summon his ghost like that?!<br />J: And so, it was decided that we were going to surprise Hammer-san and wake him up...<br /><br />The 50th Recorder - Let's Play With Hammer - Wake-Up Arc [1]<br /><br />86)<br />J: Alright, got it, Piyohiko?<br />J: Even when ninjas are asleep, they're very sensitive to sound!<br />J: Take the utmost care to make sure he doesn't notice you!<br />P: O...okay.<br />P: That's fine, but...<br />P: Why is my costume different from yours...?<br />J(2b): Is this the time to be worrying about insignificant details like that?! More importantly, concentrate on the plan!<br />J: Remember, we're going up against a ninja here.<br />J: If you make even the smallest sound...<br />J: BOOM.<br />P: What?! What do you mean, &quot;BOOM?!&quot;<br /><br />87)<br />J(2b): Oh! Here it is, Piyohiko...the entrance Hammer made for himself...<br />J: Let's go! You ready?<br />P: Y...yeah.<br />P: What a nice room!!<br /><br />88)<br />P(2b): Wh...what is this place?! I never knew Hammer was living in such a nice room.<br />J: Piyohiko, Piyohiko!<br />P: Ah! The thing he wears on his head!<br />J: He washes it! I can't believe he does stuff like this in his free time!<br />J: Let's get it dirty again.<br />P(2b): S...stop! Then he won't be able to wear it tomorrow!<br />J(2b): So what if he can't wear it for one day? What's the point of wearing this, anyway?<br />P(2b): Umm...well...now that you mention it...<br /><br />89)<br />H(2b): Nn...nuuuuuun...<br />H: Nn...nnnnnnnnn...<br />H: Nnnn?<br />H: I've already figured it out...<br />H: You like me...don't you? Eh?<br />H: You...don't? Oh, um, sorry then...<br />P: He's seeing a really sad dream!!<br />P(2b): He should at be able to have nice thoughts in his dreams, at the very least...this is too pathetic...<br />J(2b): Dammit...I should have recorded that right now...it was too perfect!<br /><br />90)<br />J: But he's sleeping much more soundly than I imagined he'd be...<br />P: Yeah...he really seems like he's out of it...<br />J: Alright, then we may be able to do this after all...<br />J: Let's go to Plan T, Piyohiko!<br />Box: Plan T<br />[1] First, draw a bunch of red cuts on Hammer's body.<br />[2] Scream &quot;Hang in there! You can make it!&quot; and wake Hammer up.<br />[3] Put our hands together and say &quot;So he couldn't make it after all...&quot;<br />Black bubble: Surprise Complete!<br />J: It's important to act like we can't hear him no matter what Hammer says!<br />J: Fufu...the success of this plan will cause an earthquake to run through the entire ninja world...!<br />P: He can really think up horrible things...<br />J: Uu!! H...he's really a tough one!<br />P: Th...this is scary! This is getting too scary!!<br /><br />91)<br />J: This is too good...I just can't get enough...<br />P: What are you saying?! Calm down, Jaguar-san!!<br />J: Ahh!!<br />H: Nnnn...<br />H: Nnn?<br />P: He smiled a little!!<br />Box: But he didn't wake up at all. To Be Continued.<br /><br />92)<br />Question[9]<br /><br />Who is one person you think is really cool?<br /><br />Captain Jean-Luc Picard. <br /><br />P: Engaaaage!<br /><br />Continued on P102.</summary>
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		<entry>
		<id>https://mangahelpers.com/t/molokidan/releases/11676</id>
        <title>[English] [Translation] Pyuu to Fuku! Jaguar 49 by molokidan</title>
        <updated>2009-04-21T11:46:33+00:00</updated>
        <author>
            <name>molokidan</name>
            <email>admin@mangahelpers.com</email>
        </author>
        <link rel="alternate" href="https://mangahelpers.com/t/molokidan/releases/11676" />
        <summary type="html">PYU TO FUKU! JAGUAR #49<br /><br />tl by molokidan<br /><br />75)<br />The 49th Recorder - Autumn Festival - The One More Chapter Until We Reach 50 Special<br /><br />76)<br />Autumn #1: The Autumn of Hunger<br /><br />J: As expected of the autumn of hunger...my stomach's so empty it feels like I'm gonna die!<br />J: Haa x4<br />J: Everything I see looks like food...<br />J: Ahhh!<br />J: There's a pile of radish shavings there...<br />J: Oh, it's just a sodden compress...<br />J: Wahhh, look at that!<br />J: Black sesame...black sesame seeds!!<br />J: Oh, it was just some ants...<br />J: Woahhh, no way!!<br />J: Could that be cut-up seaweed?!<br />J: Oh, it's just wood shavings...<br />P: Despite his condition, why is he only seeing condiments...?<br />P: Haa x2<br /><br />77)<br />Autumn #2: The Autumn of Sports<br /><br />P: Hey, Jaguar-san, why don't you exercise once in a while instead of laying around all the time like that?<br />J(2b): Naaaaaah, too much of a hassle...autumn does make me think of sports, though...<br />J: Alright then, today...<br />J: I'll summon up all the sportsmanship I have and lay around with all my energy.<br />P(2b): Jaguar-san...let's exercise...<br />J: What are saying, Piyohiko?<br />J: And you call yourself a sportsman?!<br /><br />78)<br />Autumn #3: The Autumn of Art<br /><br />Box: It's an established custom to have a Piyohiko Sketch Tournament every autumn. <br />J: Mmm! <br />J: Guess this is the best it'll get!<br />J: Alright, tiiiiime!<br />P: Phew...my legs were really reaching their limits...<br />P: OK, now let's present them in order starting with you, Takana-kun.<br />T: Ehhh, starting with me?!<br />P: Uwahhh...that's so good, Takana-san!<br />T: R...really?<br />H: It...it is truly amazing!!<br />J: Mmm, you really brought out the chicky-ness in Piyohiko.<br /><br />79)<br />J: And next up is Hammer!<br />H(2b): Y...yeah...I'm afraid the...ears on mine came out a little weird...<br />P: I see! They're in the shape of &quot;6&quot;s, aren't they?!<br />H: Yes, you're exactly right. (It was really hard...)<br />P: I don't think the ears are the problem here...<br />P: What about you, Jaguar-san?<br />J: Mu?<br />J: Well, to be honest...<br />J: The placement of the ears on mine turned out a bit strange as well...<br />J: See?<br />P(2b): What is sticking out of me?! No...forget about the ears! Why the hell is that huge thing sticking out of me!!?<br /><br />80)<br />Autumn #4: The Autumn of Excursions<br /><br />J: Ahhhhh, mountains really are wonderful...<br />J: Look at all this magnificent nature around us!<br />J: The beautiful autumn colors!<br />J: The grass, trees, wind, earth, everything's alive....<br />J: Isn't it amazing to think that humans are just one part of all this splendor?<br />J: It's important that we never forget this feeling....<br />P: Yeah, that's true...<br /><br />Black: Continued in Autumn, Part 1.<br /><br />81)<br />Autumn #5: The Autumn of Magic Tricks <br /><br />J: Fufufu...waaatch closely...<br />J: Piyohiko, the card you chose...<br />J: was this one, wasn't it?!<br />P: Ehhhh?! T...that's it!!<br />P: Amazing!! How did you do that?!<br />J: Fufu...it's just a simple trick...<br /><br />[1] Lightly pour the powdered soup over the noodles and pour boiling water up to the inner line. <br />[2] After three minutes, mix the soup and add the special sesame sauce. <br />* At this time, you must absolutely not look underneath your sleeves or behind your teeth.<br />J: Try it at home, everyone!<br />[3] When you're full, take a little walk and then relax at a cafe or something.<br />[4] Upon coming home, get ready really quickly, and reveal the trick calmly just like you practiced!<br />J: Fufu! Unfortunately, I can't teach you anything about the trick itself.<br />P: Tohoho...figures the important part is the secret!<br /><br />82)<br />Autumn #6: The Autumn of Falling Leaves<br />J: TRANSFORM!!!<br />H: .....hm?<br />J: Forget it...<br />H(2b): Ehhh, what, what? What's up, Jaguar-donoooo?!<br />P: No...I know. I know what you tried to do just now, Jaguar-san!<br /><br />83)<br />Autumn #7: The Autumn of Regret<br /><br />P: Uwahh...what happened here?!<br />P: My guitar strings...!!<br />P: Awww, come on! Who would do something like this...<br />J: I'm sorry, Piyohiko!<br />P(2b): The truth is, I had a deep reason for what I did...see...it's supposed to have been about a year since we started serialization in the magazine, and it's also almost time for our 50th chapter, right?<br />P: But a few problems happened along the way...<br />P: And it's been one year already, but we still haven't reached 50 chapters...<br />P: And so the color comic that should've been saved for our 50th chapter ended up getting used for the 49th...<br />P: I can't really tell you why things happened this way in a loud voice, but...<br />P: Well, to make a long story short, I dropped it...no! The guitar, I mean!<br />P: Sorry...that's the way things are!<br />J: Jaguar-san...<br />J: OK! I forgive you!!<br />Box: Ahhh, I'm so glad he forgave me...<br /><br />84)<br />Question [8]<br /><br />Where can I go to meet you, Usuta-sensei?<br /><br />The most certain place would be my house, but I'm not home that often.<br /><br />Continued on P92</summary>
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		<entry>
		<id>https://mangahelpers.com/t/molokidan/releases/11674</id>
        <title>[English] [Translation] Pyuu to Fuku! Jaguar 48 by molokidan</title>
        <updated>2009-04-21T10:28:40+00:00</updated>
        <author>
            <name>molokidan</name>
            <email>admin@mangahelpers.com</email>
        </author>
        <link rel="alternate" href="https://mangahelpers.com/t/molokidan/releases/11674" />
        <summary type="html">PYU TO FUKU! JAGUAR #48<br /><br />tl by molokidan<br /><br />67)<br />The 48th Recorder - Legend of the New Century's Invention King, Jaguar<br /><br />P: What is this?<br />J: Fufufu...surprised, Piyohiko?!<br />P: Jaguar-san!<br />P: Is this part of some kind of ceremony?<br />J: Hey, hey, what are you talking about...? Like there'd be a ceremony involving THAT!<br />J: That's my new invention, the &quot;Recorder Stand.&quot; <br />J: Lately I've really bloomed as an inventor, you see!<br /><br />68)<br />J: Well, what do you think? So ground-breaking it's frightening, right?<br />J: So ground-breaking it makes you want to explode, right?<br />P: Does this really qualify as an invention...?<br />J: I've made a lot more...wanna see?<br />P(2b): eh? No...no thanks.<br />J: Oh really? Well then, as a special treat, let me start by showing you this!<br />J: The Recorder Clock!<br />J: While in a daze blowing the recorder to one's heart's content...<br />J: one ends up spending too much time and being late to an important party...it happens a lot, doesn't it?!<br />J(2b): With this, however, you can always keep track of time. You'll make it in time for all the parties and be super-popular with the ladies!<br />J: You'll get super muscular too!<br />P: Why does it make you muscular?!<br /><br />69)<br />P(2b): Doesn't that seem kinda like more of a hindrance than anything? It seems like it'd be easier just to put a clock beside you rather than sticking one on there...<br />J: ...alright, here comes the next one...<br />P: He really made a face like he suddenly understood just now...<br />J: A Wireless Radio Recorder!<br />J: While in a daze practicing to one's heart's content...one suddenly realizes they're in the middle of a natural disaster...that happens a lot, doesn't it?!<br />J: Wireless radios are a necessity to know about natural disasters before they happen.<br />J: With this, however, you can practice while listening to the radio.<br />J: It works wonders on your dieting too! You'll even grow a bit taller.<br />P: No I won't!! I won't get any thinner either!!<br />P: Why would you be practicing the recorder in the middle of a disaster anyway?!<br />P: And besides, if you play the flute then you won't be able to hear the radio!<br /><br />70)<br />J: Now for the next item.<br />P(2b): Ehh?! Just now...I don't really know what that was about, but he made a really crazy face!!<br />J: A Chain Attachment for Recorders!<br />J: When one is on vacation in a foreign country...<br />P: Hey, you!<br />P: That's a dangerous weapon!!<br />P: Don't think you can get by us with something like this!<br />G: Oh...oh no!<br />J: In times like these...<br />1. Pull Apart<br />2. Connect the three flute pieces<br />Bubble: Easy Connecting in One Step!<br />G: Oh, come now, it's just a three-section staff.<br />P: Ohhh, so that's what it is.<br />P: Our mistake!<br />J(2b): ...and there you have it. You'll get an apology with 100,000 yen afterwards, too.<br />P: The hell you will!!<br /><br />71)<br />P(2b): This is just getting ridiculous now! Look, you don't have to add on stuff like &quot;it'll make you skinnier&quot; or &quot;you'll get 100,000 yen&quot; at the end, alright?!<br />P: Now come on, will you try to be a little more serious?<br />J: Shut the fuck up...<br />J: OK! It's finally time for the end...of our fun, cheerful invention show!<br />P: He told me to shut the fuck up...<br />J: Corks made specifically to close up recorder holes!<br />J(2b): Yes, Piyohiko, a question?! But what on earth can these be used for, you say?!<br />P: Eh...? <br />P: N...no I didn't...<br />P: You just said they're corks to plug up recorder holes, right?<br /><br />72)<br />J(2b): The truth is, these are corks that can be used to plug up recorder holes. I know, I know, it's rather hard for an amateur to understand...<br />P(2b): No...I said that, I said that just now!! Why are you acting like I got it wrong?!<br />J: For example, if one is forced to wait for a looooong time in front of a railroad crossing,<br />J: leaving those recorder holes open for a long time can be very...unsettling, can't it?<br />J(2b): That's when you can use these corks and rest at ease! Nothing will fall out from inside, either.<br />P: What would you put inside there?!<br />P(2b): There's nothing inside that recorder, right?! Those serve absolutely no purpose!<br />J(2b): Wha...didn't you know? There's something inside here!! There's a bunch of things you don't know about stuffed inside here, Piyohiko!!<br />P: ...what's inside?<br />J(2b): What's inside...? Well...uh...I was just about to tell you!!<br />J: Now, let us continue the discussion about finding a pair of glasses that looks better on you, Piyohiko!!<br />P: When were we talking about that!!?<br /><br />73)<br />J(2b): What do you mean? It's obvious that you need a pair of those glasses that make your eyes look like a manga character's!<br />P(2b): Y...you're talking about another one of your inventions, aren't you?! What's going on?! Are you trying to evade my question?!<br />J: D...don't say such disrespectful things!! You think I'd ever do something like that?!<br />P: ...oh, whatever. I'm going to take a rest...<br />J: Curry...<br />P: ...eh?<br />J: Inside the recorder...<br />J: is curry.<br />J(2b): No...wait, time out! I shouldn't have gone with that...<br />P(2b): O...okay...go ahead, take your time...<br />Box(2b): Jaguar and Piyohiko...their relationship has truly reached a whole new dimension of strangeness. <br /><br />74)<br />Question[7]<br /><br />How many assistants do you have?<br /><br />Two.<br />They look like this.<br /><br />A: Good morning...<br /><br />But I might be getting way more in Volume 4.<br /><br />Continued on P84.</summary>
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		<entry>
		<id>https://mangahelpers.com/t/molokidan/releases/11624</id>
        <title>[English] [Translation] Pyuu to Fuku! Jaguar 47 by molokidan</title>
        <updated>2009-04-20T01:33:08+00:00</updated>
        <author>
            <name>molokidan</name>
            <email>admin@mangahelpers.com</email>
        </author>
        <link rel="alternate" href="https://mangahelpers.com/t/molokidan/releases/11624" />
        <summary type="html">PYU TO FUKU! JAGUAR #47<br /><br />tl by molokidan<br /><br />59)<br />P: One day, Jaguar-san bought a VCR all of a sudden.<br />P: Then, he asked me to tape some stuff for him and went out somewhere.<br />P: As usual, he's being super selfish, but that's nothing surprising. <br />P: More importantly, I'm really curious as to what he wanted to tape so much that he went out to buy something like this...<br />P: I'm watching it now, but...<br />P: No matter how I look at it, it just seems like a an educational recorder program...<br />TV: Hello everyone, how are you feeling?!<br />TV: It's time for the &quot;Fun Recorder Hour!&quot;<br />P: I can kinda see him...<br />P: I CAN KINDA SEE HIM!!<br /><br />The 47th Recorder - The Educational Program Blues of Tears<br /><br />60)<br />G: OK! Next is our &quot;Sensei Time&quot; corner!<br />G: Let us introduce our sensei for today!<br />G: Today's guest is Jaguar Junichi-sensei!<br />G: Good day!<br />P(2b): ...don't tell me this is a live recording...is this gonna be alright...? Please don't do anything weird, Jaguar-san...<br />P: It already seems like he is, though...<br />J: Hello all you youth-filled pipsqueaks!<br />J: Let's have some fun together today!<br />J: You too, Jun-chan and Kenta-niisan!<br />J: And also...all you staff, too!<br />J: Sorry...I think I got a little carried away right now...<br />K: Wha?! No, no...hahaha...<br />P: He's already started doing something!!<br /><br />61)<br />J: From now on whenever I start to say things like that, you can just throw a sheet over me so people can't see...moga!<br />K: Ahhhh! Now then, without further ado, let us begin, Jun-chan!!<br />G: O...okay!<br />G: Alright! Today let's start by practicing the &quot;do&quot; note!<br />G: It's hard to blow out a &quot;do&quot; note, isn't it?<br />G: Hey, sensei, I'm having trouble blowing out a good &quot;do&quot; note, so what should I do?<br />J: Eh?<br />K: That's right!<br />K: It's hard to push down the hole for the &quot;do&quot; note!<br />K: All I keep blowing out are some other weird notes!<br />J: Eh...<br />J: Seriously?<br />J: You people...can't even blow &quot;do?&quot;<br />G(2b): Ummm...no, well, uh, sorta...<br />J: Are you really trying? Look, here, try pressing down on the hole right...<br />K: Umm...no...<br />J: Look, just do it! Here!! Press down right here!!<br />K: Umm...well then, let's all try blowing just as sensei taught us!<br />K: Puooooooh<br /><br />62)<br />K: Wa...waaaah! You're right, I was able to blow it out!<br />K: It sounded great, too!<br />G: Just as you taught me, sensei!<br />K: If you push down right, you really can blow it out!<br />J: C'mon now...<br />J: are you making fun of me?<br />J: I know you could blow it from the start...isn't that right?<br />G: Eh...?<br />J: ...you were pretending like you couldn't on purpose...weren't you?<br />K: Um, no...sensei...<br />J: What did you call me here for? Just so you could play around with me?<br />J: I was...excited for today, you know...<br />G: B...but...<br />J: ...this is really disappointing...truly...<br />K: Umm...<br />G: We're sorry...<br />K: Please excuse us...<br />P: They apologized!!!<br /><br />63)<br />P: Wh...what's with this mood...it's so heavsy!<br />P: Heavy! And now they're all being quiet...this supposed to be a kids' show!<br />G: Ahh...now then, as usual...<br />G: Now we'll take questions from all our friends watching the show.<br />G: First, we have a question from Aruto-kun in Aichi prefecture.<br />J: Oh! Bring it on!<br />K: Thank you, Aruto-kun!<br />G: &quot;I love recorders, but for some reason, I can't blow them too well.&quot;<br />G: &quot;What should I do in order to become better?'<br />G: ...that is his question, sensei!<br />J: Ahh, I see...yes, I get this one a lot...<br />J: Well, there really is nothing you can do...<br />J: It's all about talent!<br />G(2b): ...ahhh....well, um...hmmm...<br />K(2b): Hey? Umm...ummm, does that mean if you put out effort...you'll become talented...?<br /><br />64)<br />J(2b): ...what? Are you unsatisfied with the answer or something...?<br />K: No, no...that's not the case...right?<br />G: Ahh...umm, now for the next question!<br />G: Eh? Ahh...unfortunately, we're all out of time...<br />K: Ehhhh, already?! What a shame!<br />G: Sorry, sensei...but could you please prepare for your performance now...?<br />J: Oh, I'm gonna perform? Okay, okay!<br />G: Now then, please listen closely to Jaguar-sensei's performance! That's all for today! <br />K: We're all ears, Jaguar-sensei!<br />Title: Nocturnal Teeth Grinding, Bedsores, and Me<br />J: Waoohh!!<br />J: Hyuuuuu, hyuuuuu!<br /><br />65)<br />J: Oooole, raaaaaaai!!<br />J: Waaaaaaaaoh!!<br />J: Amadonef...<br />TV: Fun Recorder Hour     END<br /><br />66)<br />Question[6]<br /><br />Do you have friends?<br /><br />Yes, quite a few.<br />They're a lot of fun.</summary>
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		<entry>
		<id>https://mangahelpers.com/t/molokidan/releases/11593</id>
        <title>[English] [Translation] Pyuu to Fuku! Jaguar 46 by molokidan</title>
        <updated>2009-04-19T02:58:34+00:00</updated>
        <author>
            <name>molokidan</name>
            <email>admin@mangahelpers.com</email>
        </author>
        <link rel="alternate" href="https://mangahelpers.com/t/molokidan/releases/11593" />
        <summary type="html">PYU TO FUKU! JAGUAR #46<br /><br />tl by molokidan<br /><br />51)<br />B: Our story so far...<br />M: Takana, otherwise known online as Moomin, came to the Flowery Princess-esque Speech Research Circle's offline meeting with a curse of love entitled &quot;Thump-Thump Columbus.&quot;<br />M: A tongue-filled kiss to snow-white panties~ A tongue-filled kiss to snow-white panties~ T.F.S.P. T.F.S.P. M.C.A.T. T.F.S.P.~ Bones broken to pieces due to magnetism~ That's what it means to be 85 years old~<br /><br />The 46th Recorder - An Easily Performable Original Flowery Speech Tournament<br /><br />M: For a minute, I was confused as to what I should do..<br />M: But it's fine...he doesn't know that I'm Takana.<br />M: He probably didn't realize it because of my costume.<br />M: I can't let him find out who I am, at all costs..!<br />M: I'm just going to have to stay quiet and not draw attention to myself for the rest of today.<br /><br />52)<br />?: Hey, everyone! Shall we...start?<br />G: Kyaa! You mean the Original Flowery Speech Tournament?!<br />?: Let us begiiiin!<br />J(2b): Ehhhh?! But that's so embarrassing...<br />J: Are we like, seriously gonna do it?!<br />J(2b): I don't wanna, I don't wanna! Come on, what is it?!<br />J: What's the first flower?!<br />G(2b): Please, let us do it, Yvonne-san..ahhh, eh?! You're willing to do it?!<br />G: Is she for or against it?!<br />J: OK, let's make the first flower &quot;Freesia&quot; then.<br />J: Red Freesia...the flowery speech for that was 'purity,' wasn't it?<br />M: He decided it....<br />G(2b): ...y...yeah...<br />J(small): Yeah, that sounds so great! Let's make it that!<br />G: Sure...<br />M: He completely decided it on his own!!<br />M: I'm just gonna keep quiet...<br /><br />53)<br />G: Let's make &quot;purity&quot; into a more princess-esque word! <br />P: OK, OK, I got it!<br />P: Indeed, pure, just like the wind!<br />P: Kyaaa! How does that sound?!<br />G: That sounds great, Mongomary-san!<br />G: You added depth to it!<br />M: All she did was add more words...<br />M: It hasn't become deeper at all!<br />M: Ahh, what should I do...it's so hard to keep this urge to talk down...<br />G: Kyaaa!<br />P: Y...yes?! Yvonne-san!<br />J: &quot;Ms. Innocent is impure!&quot;<br /><br />54)<br />G: Oh my...<br />G: Unclean...that's a little...<br />G(2b): Yes...don't you, um...think that's a bit rude to Ms. Innocent...?<br />M: Th...that was amazing!!<br />M: Just by saying Ms. Innocent is impure, he automatically raised the bar for the purity of all princesses!<br />M: Able to be heart so easily due to their timidity...the heart of a princess, so pure it is sorrowful...!<br />M: You truly are a genius, Yvonne-san!!<br />M(2b): M...may I speak as well?!<br />G: Kyaaa, we've been waiting!<br />G: Go ahead, Moooomin-san!<br />M: Clean Queeeeen.<br /><br />55)<br />G: Oh my! A play on words!<br />G: But that seems a bit too easy for Moomin-san, doesn't it...ehhh?!<br />G: Uuuu!!<br />G: Th...this is...!!<br />J: Not bad...<br />M: That's my line...!<br />G: Th...the two of them...they're burning!<br />G(2b): And we're being completely ignored...even art-wise!!<br />B: (The continuing) Flowery Language for Freesia...<br />M: Anemic since sunrise!!<br />B: The Flowery Language for Freesia...<br />J: A foreign mother!!<br /><br />56)<br />M: She always sings when she remembers something!<br />Text: Flowery Language for Freesia<br />M: She carries band-aids in her purse!<br />J: She's very good friends with the librarian!<br />J: All the idols she likes are a generation behind!<br />M: When she sees jizou, she always touches their heads!!<br />M: Haa<br />scrawling text: This is the Flowery Language for Freesia.<br />J: Haa x2<br />J: When she goes to the zoo, she doesn't look at any of the animals, she only collects peacock feathers!!<br />G: Ufufu...there's no opening for us to jump in...<br />G: We forfeit, we forfeit...!<br />Sign: Executive Decishowal CLOSE<br /><br />57)<br />J: That was an amazing battle...<br />J: Haa x4<br />M: Yes...truly.<br />J: To thing there'd be someone who would make me go this far...<br />J: To be honest, I'm surprised.<br />J(2b): We must do this again sometime...Takana-kun!<br />T: N...nooooo!!<br />T: You noticed?!<br />J: Fufu...of course I did.<br />J: I mean, come on! Your hair...<br />J: After examining the DNA I extracted from it, I found that it matched up perfectly with Takana-kun's.<br />T(2b): Nnnnn..nooooo...I'm such a sulmitz!!<br />J: Hahaha! You truly do have clumsy genes!<br />T(2b): Jaguar-kun, you're such a bully! Or should I say, an exhibitioniiiiist!<br />Box: When she finally realized it, Takana-san felt glad that she was finally able to open her heart and be frank.<br /><br />58)<br />Question[5]<br /><br />What's your dream?<br /><br />To live on an island.<br /><br />Continued on P66</summary>
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		<entry>
		<id>https://mangahelpers.com/t/molokidan/releases/11521</id>
        <title>[English] [Translation] Pyuu to Fuku! Jaguar 45 by molokidan</title>
        <updated>2009-04-17T08:07:28+00:00</updated>
        <author>
            <name>molokidan</name>
            <email>admin@mangahelpers.com</email>
        </author>
        <link rel="alternate" href="https://mangahelpers.com/t/molokidan/releases/11521" />
        <summary type="html">PYU TO FUKU! JAGUAR #45<br /><br />tl by molokidan<br />43)<br />Screen 1:<br /><br />Dear: Moomin-sama &lt;3<br /><br />We, of the Flowery Princess-esque Speech Research Circle have decided to have an OFFLINE MEETING with our friends from Flower Research Data Land. <br />I'm super excited to meet you in real life, Moomin-san! Please pleaaaase say you'll come!<br /><br />M: Th...<br />M: the time...<br />M: has finally come!!<br />M: An offline meeting...<br />M: A strange event in which<br />M: friends who met and only know each other online slowly come out and show their faces to one another in the real world...<br /><br />The 45th Recorder - Moomin's First Offline Meeting<br /><br />44)<br />M: I've been long awaiting the day when I could finally wear this...<br />M: I want to become an idol after all, and they can wear these kinds of outfits naturally in front of people, so...<br />M: Today is Shirakawa Takana's...no!!<br />M: Moomin's Princess Debut!!<br />M: Huh?!<br />M: I forgot! It's a long way from my house...that's right! I'll have to go out in public to get to the meeting place!!<br />M(2b): I should have just changed after getting there...how embarrassing!! I'm such a sulmitz!*<br />*Box: Super Ultra Miracle Klutz abbreviation<br /><br />45)<br />Sign: Fancy Cafe  Executive Decishowal<br />W: Welcome! Are you here alone?<br />M(2b): Sssssh, ssssh! Um, no I'm not...I'm here to meet some people, but...<br />W: What a weirdo...<br />M: Th...there!!<br />M: That's got to be them!!<br /><br />46)<br />W: Um...miss?<br />M: Calm down...calm down!<br />M: It's alright, I can do this! I can do this, I'm a princess!<br />M: I am Moomin I am Moomin Moomin Moomin I am Moomin...<br />W: Ehhhhh, what is this girl doing!!?<br />M: That's right...I am Moomin!!<br />M: A girl who's even been called the &quot;Queen of Princesses&quot; inside our circle!<br />M: I'm a girl who can smoothly say &quot;I beg your pardon!!&quot;<br />G: Kyaaah!<br />G: Could that be...<br /><br />47)<br />M: Nice to meet you, everyone...<br />M: I'm Moomin.<br />G(2b): H...how wonderful!!<br />G: Y...you're Moomin-san?!<br />G: Wonderful! Super wonderful!<br />G: You are just how I imagined you!<br />M(2b): Ufufu...oh, my...<br />M: They're complimenting me...complimenting me!!<br />M: What joy...everyone's complimenting me on how I look!!<br />M(2b): I can do this...I have a feeling I can pull this off all the way until the end...!!<br />G: Sit beside me, Moomin-san!<br />G: No! Please, sit beside me!<br /><br />48)<br />G: Come now, everyone! We already decided that Moomin-san would sit down there besides Yvonne-san, right?!<br />G: Oh yeah!<br />M: Oh my! Yvonne-san?<br />M: Yvonne-san is here as well?!<br />M: Oh no! I'm getting nervous! The one who always expresses the true heart of all princess with such novel phrases...<br />M: the &quot;Captain Princess,&quot; Yvonne-san, who I've always looked up to...I'm going to sit beside her?!<br />M: I wonder where she is...?<br />Y: Nice to meet you, Moomin-san!<br />Y: I'm Yvonne.<br /><br />49)<br />M: HOGYAAAAAAAHHHHH!!<br />G(2b): Eh? What?!<br />G: Wh...what's wrong, Moomin-san?!<br />M: Wh...why?! Why is Jaguar-kun here...?!<br />M: Why the hell is he here?!<br />Y: Are you alright, Moomin-san?<br />M: I can see his underwear!!!<br />Box: It is said that her voice, which echoed through the entire store, was absorbed into the beautifully rolling wheel of a shopping cart...  To Be Continued.<br /><br />50)<br />Question[4]<br /><br />What type of animal would you be?<br /><br />People say I'm like a dog.<br /><br />That reminds me, I often sniff underneath my fingernails.<br /><br />Continued on P58</summary>
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		<entry>
		<id>https://mangahelpers.com/t/molokidan/releases/11434</id>
        <title>[English] [Translation] Pyuu to Fuku! Jaguar 44 by molokidan</title>
        <updated>2009-04-15T15:38:30+00:00</updated>
        <author>
            <name>molokidan</name>
            <email>admin@mangahelpers.com</email>
        </author>
        <link rel="alternate" href="https://mangahelpers.com/t/molokidan/releases/11434" />
        <summary type="html">PYU TO FUKU! JAGUAR #44<br /><br />tl by molokidan<br /><br />33)<br />The 44th Recorder - Our Family's Minto-chan<br /><br />B: This child cost us over 3,000,000 yen...<br />B(2b): Look at you, buying stupid shit like that again! You really need to fix that bad habit of yours, sis!<br />S: Hey, you're my little bro, you're not allowed to complain about me.<br />B: You'll probably just get bored of it and throw it away in the end as usual, though.<br />B: It's ridiculous!<br />S: Not this time...trust me, I'll show you what I'm made of.<br />S: I promise, this time...I'll raise this child right!<br />B: Seriously...?<br /><br />34)<br />B: At first I sympathized with you...<br />B: But I never thought you'd become this big of a part of my life...<br />B: I...quit my gang (well, the gang club) for you, Minto!<br />B: it's the first time I've ever felt like I wanted to live for someone...and yet...and yet, you...<br />B: why are you having fun over someone else's house...?<br />M: This place is soooooo fun!<br />J: You litle rascal!<br />P: Ahahaha!<br />B: Not to mention, that's the bastard that ruined my haircut a while back...!<br />Box: Volume 1, The 12th Recorder<br />B: Of all houses, why did he have to go to THAT one?!<br />B: Calm down...calm down, me!<br />B: I can't let them know...that I'm living with cute little Minto!<br />B: As this kind of character, that's the one thing I've got to protect!<br /><br />35)<br />B: I'll just patiently wait for the right chance!<br />J: Oh! That reminds me...<br />J: we haven't given this thing a name yet!<br />H: Ah, you're right!<br />B: D...dumbass! Don't just give him some random name!<br />B: It's Minto, Minto!<br />P: Doesn't he already have a name?<br />J: Puuuu! Why would a wild stag beetle have a name?!<br />B: Stag beetle?!<br />P: Right? You don't have a name, right?<br />M: Yes!<br />M: I don't have a name yet!<br /><br />36)<br />B: Miiiiiiintooooooooooo!!!<br />J: Seeee, I knew it!<br />M: Give me a name, please!<br />P: Was it...calculating something just now?<br />Box: A Little Trivia<br />right text: Minto is programmed to follow the human with the most power.<br />top text: Current Ranking<br />1. Jaguar<br />2. Billy<br />3. Piyohiko<br />4. Me<br />5. Cellophane Tape<br />6. Hammer<br />left text: But, just like a dog, the ranking can change at any time!<br />J: Alright! Let's all think of a good name for you then!<br />M: I'm counting on you!<br />P: How about Eyeshit?<br />M: I think it sounds very nice!<br />B: Ehhhhhhh!!?<br />P: Oh, so is it decided, then?<br />P: N...nononono! Eyeshit?! No way!!<br /><br />37)<br />P: Let's name it something cuter!!<br />J: But Eyeshit sounds cute!<br />M: Yes! It's cute!<br />H: How about something simpler...<br />H: Like &quot;Pooch?&quot;<br />M: Please stop playing around.<br />P: Hey...Hammer-san, he isn't a dog, you know...<br />H: E...excuse me...<br />J: That's right! Stop playing around, Hammer!<br />J: How about Trauma-sensei?<br /><br />38)<br />M: You're the greatest, master!<br />B: Master!!?<br />P: No, no!! That's too dark!!<br />B: Wh...what are you saying, Minto?! I'm your Master, aren't I?!<br />B: That brat...he has no idea I'm watching...<br />B: I'll have to do something to get him to notice...!!<br />J: If you keep saying no, we'll never be able to decide, Piyohiko!<br />P: B...but!<br />M: You're saying stuff that doesn't fit with his image at all.<br />Box: Piyohiko got a rank-up!<br />P: You can't give something this cute names like Trauma and Eyeshit...<br />J: Really?<br />J: Go by looks, huh...?<br />J: Stickout!!<br /><br />39)<br />J(2b): Here, look! Something's sticking out!! He's got a &quot;Stickout!!&quot;<br />M: Wonderful!!<br />P: Ehh?! Ah...well, you're right, though, something is sticking out...what is that?!<br />P: Th...that's not what I meant by image, though...<br />P: Nope, too late, it's already been decided! Its name is now Stickout!!<br />B: It's Mintoooooooo!!!<br />P: Wh...what?!<br />B: He isn't Stickout!! He's Minto!!<br />B: And he's my child!!<br />B: haa x4<br /><br />40)<br />P: I see...<br />P: So you're Minto-chan Next Door (from The 25th Recorder)...<br />J: It all makes sense now...<br />J: So the guy practicing to go be on &quot;It's OK to Laugh&quot; (*tl note: popular japanese variety show) was him, then...<br />J(boxless): I thought I'd seen him somewhere before...<br />P(2b): Eh? I had forgot about that...<br />M: What should I do now?<br />J: Go home, Sticky!<br />P: Sticky?!<br />J: He's probably really depressed by himself right now...<br />J: He's probably got all the lights turned off in his room and is plucking out his leg-hairs...<br />P: Wh..who does that?!<br />J: Go and talk to him, Sticky.<br />J: He...needs you.<br /><br />41)<br />M: Yes...<br />M: Master!<br />B: Mi...Minto!!<br />B: You came home...?!<br />J: Talk to him!<br />M: Do your best!<br /><br />Box: New Stickout Ranking<br />1. Jaguar<br />2. Piyohiko<br />3. Me<br />4. Billy<br />5. Cellophane Tape<br />...<br />17. Pooch<br /><br />42)<br />Question[3]<br /><br />What are you afraid of?<br /><br />Dying.</summary>
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		<entry>
		<id>https://mangahelpers.com/t/molokidan/releases/11433</id>
        <title>[English] [Translation] Pyuu to Fuku! Jaguar 1 by molokidan</title>
        <updated>2009-04-15T14:59:49+00:00</updated>
        <author>
            <name>molokidan</name>
            <email>admin@mangahelpers.com</email>
        </author>
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        <summary type="html">PYU TO FUKU! JAGUAR #1<br /><br />tl by molokidan<br /><br />6)<br />The 1st Recorder - The Strangely Intriguing Jaguar-san<br /><br />P: My name is Sakeshime Kiyohiko, 17. <br />P: After being rejected from both colleges and jobs, I'm a senior in high school who's truly in a critical moment...<br />P: There's no turning back now...I'm going to become a musician!<br />P: I'm changing my life here and now!!<br />J: My~ name~ is~<br />J: Ja~guar~ It's my real name~<br />J: The &quot;ja&quot;~ from &quot;jasmonic acid~<br />J: and the &quot;ga&quot; from &quot;gastroesophegeal reflux disease&quot;~<br />P: Wh-who is that...?<br />P: Is he here for the audition too?<br />P: Hooo...<br /><br />7)<br />The 1st Recorder - The Strangely Intriguing Jaguar-san<br /><br />P(2b): Guess I'll sing another song today...for world peace!<br />J: Unnfufunnfufuuuuunn!<br />P: He's gonna play here on the street?<br />P: That's a really big case, though...what kind of instrument could be inside?<br />J: Mufuuun!<br /><br />8)<br />P(2b): A recorder!!? Only that?!<br />P: That case is huge!!<br />P: Ahh! Oh no, this isn't the time to be standing around!<br />P: If I don't get there soon, the audition will start without me!!<br /><br />9)<br />P: Wh...whaaaaat!!? How can these intense sounds be coming from a recorder?!<br />P: haa x2<br />P: Wh...what heat!! I feel hot!! It feels like my soul's vibrating too!! What an amazing beat!!<br />P: Eh?! Could it be...<br />J(boxless): &quot;This morning some white stuff came out of my mole&quot; by Jaguar Junichi<br />P: He's gonna sing just like that!?<br /><br />10)<br />J: fuga fuga fuga fuga...!!<br />J: fuga fuga fugaaa...!!<br />P: Ahh...ahhhhhhhh!!!<br />P: He can't sing at all, he's just saying fuga fuga!!!<br />J(2b): Ahhh!! Oh no!!<br />J: The pronunciation of all those m-words...!!<br />P: He didn't say anything but &quot;fuga&quot;...<br />P: And he's worrying about pronunciation of words that start with M?!<br /><br />11)<br />P: What's with that guy...?! Don't be fooled, Saketome Kiyohiko, 17!!<br />P: You should have no interest in lame things like recorders! Now if you don't hurry up and get to the stage, you'll be late!!<br />J: Oya?<br />J: You...that thing on your back is an instrument, isn't it?<br />J: Can you play the recorder too?<br />P: N...no, I can't! This is a guitar!!<br />P: No normal person would carry a recorder in it!!<br />J: Ooooh, a guitar!<br />J: ...and a recorder!!<br />P: Why did you add that?!<br /><br />12)<br />P: What's wrong with you?! All you talk about is recorders...!<br />P(2b): I...I have no interest in woodwinds! Now I'm in a hurry, so please excuse me!<br />J: N...<br />J: No interest, huh...?!<br />P: He's crying...?!<br />J: ...just don't...<br />P(2b): Eh...? J...just don't?<br />P: Just don't blow it then, alright!!?<br />P: Do whatever you want!!!<br /><br />13)<br />P: Wh...what's going on? Did I do something wrong?!<br />P: No...I didn't, probably! But then why did he say something like that to me?! Don't lose!! I shouldn't be the one in the wrong here!!<br />P(2b): O...okay then...I'll do whatever I want! That's all there is to it, right?! I mean, after all you're...eh?! What are you?!<br />P(2b): You're a stranger, right?! I'll do it!<br />J(2b): A stranger...huh? Fufu...true, I am a total stranger, just as you say...<br />J: Just another person, to be honest!!<br />J(2b): But...if I knew this was going to happen...<br />J: I would have never...met...you...<br />P: Kuhhh...!!<br />P(2b): Ehh?! Wait...<br />P: Wait! Hey!!<br />P(2b): What's the big deal...! Something's weird here...hey!!<br />P: Ahhh...<br />P: Ummm...!!<br />P: I...<br />P: I'm sorry!!<br />Box: He kinda apologized.<br /></summary>
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		<entry>
		<id>https://mangahelpers.com/t/molokidan/releases/10816</id>
        <title>[English] [Translation] Pyuu to Fuku! Jaguar 43 by molokidan</title>
        <updated>2009-03-28T05:39:05+00:00</updated>
        <author>
            <name>molokidan</name>
            <email>admin@mangahelpers.com</email>
        </author>
        <link rel="alternate" href="https://mangahelpers.com/t/molokidan/releases/10816" />
        <summary type="html">PYU TO FUKU! JAGUAR #43<br /><br />tl by molokidan<br /><br />25)<br />B: Y...<br />B: You...again?!<br />Box: Jaguar's Next-Door Neighbor: Billy<br />B: You went outside by yourself again, Minto?!<br />M: Noooo, I didn't go out!<br />B: Y...you liar!!<br />M: It's true!<br />M: I really didn't go out!<br /><br />The 43rd Recorder - Minto-Chan Next Door, Continued Dash Plus<br /><br />26)<br />B: Look at all the toys you have!<br />B: Why can't you just be a good boy and play inside?!<br />B(2b): And why do you always have stuff stuck around your mouth?! You don't even need to eat!<br />M: I have no emotions, I don't understand.<br />B: Listen to what I say once in a while!<br />B: You damn robot!!<br />B: S...sorry, Minto...<br />B(2b): I...went too far...<br /><br />27)<br />M: Haha...it's fine...<br />M: I'm...used to it, after all...<br />M: I mean, I'm an emotionless robot...<br />M: just another tool.<br />B(2b): Auu...s-sorr...aaauuuuuhhhh!!<br />M: Ah, master!!<br />B: Stupid...I'm so stupid!<br />B: I'm horrible, human trash!!<br />B: I can't believe I said such a thing to Minto...<br />B: I'm no different from my older sister!!<br />B: I'm sorry, Mintoooooo!!<br />B; Uoorrorooooooon!!<br /><br />28)<br />J: You suuuure you don't wanna come along?<br />J: You really sure? No crying later!<br />J(2b): I'm gonna catch a really rare stag battle! Even if you ask later, I'm not gonna let you touch it!<br />H: O...okay.<br />P: We'll be fine...<br />J: Look at you two, pretending to be all innocent like that!!<br />J: You'll be sorry in the end!!<br />J: You'll see!!<br />H: Uuu, oh no...I shouldn't have been so obstinate, I should have just gone with him...<br />P(small): You actually wanted to go?<br />P(2b): He'll come back soon without catching anything like always. You can't find stag beetles in cities like this anyway...<br />J: I'm back!<br />H: That was fast!!<br />P: See?<br /><br />29)<br />J: Hoooo!<br />P: He caught something!!<br />J: I caught...I caught something amazing...<br />sfx: haa x2<br />H: Ehhhh, that really is amazing!! What kind of a stag beetle is that...this is the first time I've ever seen one like this!!<br />J: Hey now, don't look so much...this is MY human stag beetle...<br />P: Human stag beetle!!<br />H: I...incredible!! It's an incredibly rare catch!<br />P: Er, um, I don't think that's a stag beetle...<br />J(2b): Hahaha! Bite your tongue, Piyohiko-kun! Now's not the time to act like a sorry loser, Piyohiko-kun!<br /><br />30)<br />M: U...ummmmm...<br />M: This hurts...<br />M: Can I get out now?<br />J: The stag beetle<br />J: talked!!<br />J: Human stag beetles can talk!!?<br />B: Vroom<br />B: Vroom vroooom!<br /><br />31)<br />P(2b): What the hell, Billy?! You really serious about quitting the &quot;Pantomime Biker Research Club?!&quot;<br />P: Vroom vrooom!<br />P: Beep beep!<br />P: Are you seriously saying that knowing what'll happen to you afterwards?!<br />B: I completely understand!<br />B: I have prepared myself!<br />P(2b): Alright, that's some courage you've got! Allow us to begin your farewell ceremony then!!<br />P: Get 'im, boys!!<br />sfx: haa x5<br />B(2b): What a ceremony...they did so many different things to me...<br />B: But it's fine...it's more than fine!<br />B: I won't let you end up all alone, Minto...!<br /><br />32)<br />Question [2]<br /><br />What have you been most interested in lately?<br /><br />Shaolin Kenpou. (Japanese)<br /><br />Jet Li -&gt;<br /><br />Continued on P42.</summary>
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		<entry>
		<id>https://mangahelpers.com/t/molokidan/releases/10748</id>
        <title>[English] [Translation] Pyuu to Fuku! Jaguar 42 by molokidan</title>
        <updated>2009-03-26T08:13:59+00:00</updated>
        <author>
            <name>molokidan</name>
            <email>admin@mangahelpers.com</email>
        </author>
        <link rel="alternate" href="https://mangahelpers.com/t/molokidan/releases/10748" />
        <summary type="html">PYU TO FUKU! JAGUAR #42<br /><br />tl by molokidan<br /><br />17)<br />The 42nd Recorder - Jaguar's Self-Made Personal Photo Album<br /><br />*Jaguar Junichi Photo Album*<br /><br />MARROW TRANSPLANT<br /><br />18)<br />Even when all you're doing is standing beside me...<br />my heart starts beating reallyt fast.<br />No...sorry...<br />That was a lie just now...<br /><br />19)<br />Is the underwear style the only way to go for home life?<br />I like tougher outfits, though...<br /><br />20)<br />It's got to be a coincidence.<br />Trust me, it has to be.<br /><br />The effects of Daojing<br />are being used in police investigations now<br />and even trusted by Americans.<br /><br />21)<br />A long time ago when I read &quot;The Three Little Pigs,&quot; I cried. It was just so painful.<br />I mean, come on, those pigs weren't even the least bit cheeky.<br /><br />22)<br />I Hate Kindergarten Teachers Who:<br />* are 2nd and 3rd Graders<br />* are Male Teachers<br />* get enraged when they see children<br />* dig holes needlessly<br />* sink into silence when they hear certain songs<br />* save all the hair of graduated children in their houses<br />* have wet bodies<br />* have no eyes for milk<br />* ride horses<br />* get mad when you step on their shadows<br />* have a tendency to chase moving things<br />* don't talk unless you pull their string<br />* haven't moved in two years<br />* have faces so dark you can't really see anything<br /><br />23)<br />A lot...<br />A lot happens...<br />when one is a salaryman.<br />But it's because a lot happens<br />that things are so interesting.<br />That's what it means to live.<br /><br />24)<br />Question [1]<br />Who's your idol?<br />Jackie Chan.</summary>
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		<entry>
		<id>https://mangahelpers.com/t/molokidan/releases/10747</id>
        <title>[English] [Translation] Pyuu to Fuku! Jaguar 41 by molokidan</title>
        <updated>2009-03-26T07:41:06+00:00</updated>
        <author>
            <name>molokidan</name>
            <email>admin@mangahelpers.com</email>
        </author>
        <link rel="alternate" href="https://mangahelpers.com/t/molokidan/releases/10747" />
        <summary type="html">PYU TO FUKU! JAGUAR #41<br /><br />tl by molokidan<br /><br />07)<br />The 41st Recorder - A Summer Festival's Disappointing Illusion<br />J: When one thinks of summer, naturally one thinks of summer festivals too.<br />J: And so we have come to a local summer festival!<br />J: Uheeeeh, wonderful!<br />J: So this is a summer festival!!<br />J: Besides the Thumping Love Arousement Pet Festival, this is the first festival I've ever been to!<br />J: It's making me excited in a weird sort of way!!<br />P: C...calm down, Jaguar-san!<br />J: Ah, that's right. Piyohiko, go buy us some takyoyaki.<br />P: Eh?!<br />J: I have some other stuff to do...so I'm counting on you!<br />P: Kuh...what the hell? Why didn't he just go himself...?<br />P: There's no way he could have anything else to do right now...<br /><br />08)<br />P: I bought it, Jaguar-san...<br />Sign: Jaguar Presents: DISAPPOINTING ILLUSION<br />Entry Fee - 600 Yen<br />P: He's doing...something!<br />P: Wh...what are you doing, Jaguar-san?<br />J: What am I doing...? An illusion, obviously!<br />J(2b): Another world exists within this tent...a shocking illusion that you will never forget for the rest of your life, right in here!<br />P: The board says it's disappointing, though...<br /><br />09)<br />H: Jaguar-dono! I brought some customers, yo!<br />J: Oh!<br />J: Welcome! Hurry, hurry!!<br />J: The exciting disappointing illusion is about to begin!<br />C: Disappointing illusion?<br />G: Is it fun?<br />J: It isn't fun.<br />C: Ehhhhh?! He's being really honest!!<br />C: But for some reason hearing him say that actually makes it sound interesting!<br />C: Hmmm, well, alright...<br />J: Eh, really? Haha! Well then, that'll be 1200 yen for you to.<br />J: OK, please come this way...<br />C: I'm getting excited!<br />P: 1200 yen, that's so expensive...<br />P: Are those two gonna be alright...?<br /><br />10)<br />Box: Five Minutes Later<br />P: They look really let down!!<br />C: Sorry...<br />C: Mmm...<br />P: He's apologizing...for some reason, he's apologizing!!<br />C: That was really disappointing...<br />C(2b): Yeah...but not only that...I feel embarrassed for paying 1200 yen...<br />P: Wh...what did he do to them...?<br />P: Just what did he show them?!<br />B: Papa, I wanna do that!<br />D: Hm?<br /><br />11)<br />D(2b): Hm, that? What is that...? You really wanna go in there? It's pretty expensive, too...<br />B: I wanna, I wanna, I wannaaaaa!!<br />P(2b): No, you can't, little boy!! I don't know why you're getting so excited over this...you'll just be let down...you'll just be let down!<br />P: He's inviting them!!<br />D: Guess I got no choice...excuse us!<br />P: Yes, that'll be 1200 yen for you two!<br />Box: Five Minutes Later--<br /><br />12)<br />B: I'm sorry for being selfish, papa...forgive me..<br />D: I...it's fine. Alright! How about we play some videogames together when we get home?<br />P(2b): Incredible...everyone's been incredibly disappointed! After seeing this much...<br />P: It makes me want to go in myself...<br />J: Hooo...the laughter of my customers is the biggest reward for me!<br />P: Ahhh, I'm so curious...so curious!!<br />P(2b): H...hey, Jaguar-san, I'll pay for the takoyaki I bought you, so...<br />P: Do you think...you can let me inside there?!<br />J: Hm?<br />J: Sure...but it'll just be a half-assed amusing illusion, that's all, you know?<br />J: If you actually pay the 600 yen, though, I'll show you the most disappointing illusion I can, though...<br />J: Which would you prefer?<br />P: The next thing I knew, I had paid the 600 yen fee...and selected the most disappointing course...<br />J: Now escorting one customer!!<br />P: From the Shuueisha Piyohiko Autobiography: &quot;Though Imperfect, It Was My Life.&quot;<br /><br />13)<br />J: OK, welcome, just sit wherever you like...<br />J: Now then, this is a place where you can enjoy a haunted house, goldfish catching, target practice, and fireworks all at once...<br />J: Ehhhh...<br />J(2b): Let me...put...<br />J(2b): this on...OK?<br />J: It's a monster, see?<br />J(2b): And now, uh...this is a target, OK? Uhhhh...so if you hit the target the monster will die? Get it?<br />J: This game is called Resident Evil or something.<br />P: Eh?<br />P: O...okay..<br />J: Huh? Is there a toy gun over there?<br />P: Eh...? Ah, yeah, there is.<br />J: Ah, ok, then just use that!<br />J(2b): Anyway, just aim toward...this center! Here, OK?<br />J: I don't think you'll hit it, though...well, if you by chance you do...<br />J: There's a goldfish over there! I'll let you scoop it.<br /><br />14)<br />Sign: Goldfish for Scooping<br />After scooping, please place the goldfish back where it was. One Scoop Per Person<br />J(2b): OK! Let's get this over with, shall we? You get it all, right? Right? C'mon, shoot!<br />J(2b): You get three tries! Bring it on!<br />P: Uh, OK, here I go...?<br />J:  Nice try, but sorry...hoo...<br />J(2b): This thing is really hot, so it's a real pain to wear...ah, so before we finish, there's one more thing to do.<br /><br />15)<br />J: OK! To finish things off<br />J: is our gorgeous fireworks illusion!<br />TV: Sumida River Fireworks Festival Special<br />J: Ah, that's right...<br />J: This video cuts off after 2 or 3 minutes.<br />J: When it cuts off, the illusion is over,<br />J: So, uh...before you leave, please remember to rewind the tape.<br />P: OK...<br />P: This is ridiculous...!!<br />Box(2b): Of course, he knew from the start that things would turn out like this...at that moment, Piyohiko pondered the true mystery of human hearts...<br /><br />16)<br />Since I've Got Nothing Better to Do<br />Question Corner<br />*Deluxe Version*<br /><br />I have too many blank pages left over so I've decided to let the readers' questions fill them up.<br />G: Let's Start!<br /><br />Continued on P24</summary>
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		<id>https://mangahelpers.com/t/molokidan/releases/10324</id>
        <title>[English] [Translation] Pyuu to Fuku! Jaguar 40 by molokidan</title>
        <updated>2009-03-13T09:09:03+00:00</updated>
        <author>
            <name>molokidan</name>
            <email>admin@mangahelpers.com</email>
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        <summary type="html">PYU TO FUKU! JAGUAR #40<br /><br />175)<br />Pyu to Fuku! Jaguar ~If Series~<br /><br />The 40th Recorder - If Kumamoto Was The Capital, I'd Have Been Raised In The Capital<br /><br />#1. If Piyohiko Was Super Muscular<br />P: Hello!<br />J: Gross!!<br />The End.<br /><br />176)<br />#2. If Jaguar Was A Beautiful Girl<br />J: Ne, Piyohiko-kun, want to go eat some jelly strips?<br />J: I'll blow them out nice and squishy for you!<br />P: Ehh?! N...no thanks...<br />J: Eh? But I don't remember you saying you didn't like jelly strips...<br />J: Oh...I see.<br />J: You just don't like me...<br />P: Ehh?!<br />P: Wh-what?! I didn't say that!!<br />J: I'm ugly, so that's why you don't want to eat it, right...?<br />P(2b): N...no! You're misunderstanding!!<br />J: Piyohiko-kun, you're so stupid!!<br />P: J...Jaguar-saaan!<br />Box: That was kind of gross.  END<br /><br />177)<br />#3. If Jaguar Had Really Droopy Eyes<br />J: Ready? I'm gonna blow a little out,<br />J: and you're gonna eat it, Piyohiko.<br />P: Ehh?! N...no, I don't want to.<br />P: Huh? You don't like jelly strips?<br />P: Or could it be<br />P: that just you don't like me...?<br />J: Wh...what?!<br />J: Why are you saying stuff like that?!<br />P: I'm ugly, so I made you lose your appetite, didn't I?<br />J: N...no! I didn't say anything like that...<br />P: Stuuupid! You're so stupid, Piyohikooooo!!<br />Box: He's really annoying.  END<br /><br />178)<br />#4. If Hammer was Tofu<br />#5. If Piyohiko Was Part of the Soccer Club<br />J: OK, ready everyone?<br />J: This year will be the year that we, the Flute Class, practice the sport of swordfighting!!<br />N: Ohhhh! We'll work hard!!<br />T: Let's go wild!!<br />P: I've weakened...the sport of swordfighting...?<br />P: I was part of the Soccer Club...<br /><br />179)<br />J: Ora ora! What's wrong, Soccer Club?!<br />J: Is that all you've got?!<br />P: D...dammit!<br />P: I can't do a thing!<br />N: You're good with your feet, but not with your hands, is that it?!<br />N: Show me your guts, soccer club!!<br />P: Uuuu...<br />N(2b): I bet you acted real tough when you were in the Soccer Club, but things aren't going to go so easily here!!<br />P: Ku...kuhhh...!!<br />P: Damn all these people...<br />P: If only it was soccer...if only it was soccer, I wouldn't be losing...<br />N: Heh! Is that all you've got? How pathetic.<br />N: Soccer Clubbers are useless unless they've got a ball to kick around.<br />P: Uuuuu...<br />P: What the hell kind of a scenario is this?!<br /><br />180)<br />#6. If Someone Lost Their Spirit Along The Way<br />sfx: haa x4<br />J: Fight, everyone!!<br />J: If someone falls along the way...we're finished!!<br />N: I...I'm sorry...I can't do this anymore...<br />J: Hang in there, Takana-kun!!<br />J: The end is right before our eyes!<br />J: A crowd of 30,000 people is awaiting us!!<br />J: Look! As long as we can get around that corner it'll all be over!!<br />J: A great end and 30,000 people...!<br />J: Fight...fight, everyone...!!<br />bubble: My assistant said 30,000 was impossible to draw, and I couldn't think of anything else so I decided to draw poop.<br />END.<br /><br />181)<br />#7. If Hammer Was Chicken<br />#8. If Everyone Just Thought a Little About Others<br />J: The World Would Become a Peaceful Place Without War...<br />#9. If a Giant Enemy Planning to Conquer the World Appeared<br />K: Wahaha! Foolish humans!<br />K: Earth will now become mine!<br />T: A...a huge monster just appeared now!!<br />T: It seems as if the earth will be taken over!!<br /><br />182)<br />J: Wha...<br />J: What?!<br />J: This is bad...we can't just sit here!!<br />J: Everyone, we need to get to a nice spot...<br />J: and watch!!<br />P: OK!!<br />K: Cry and wail!<br />K: Bow at my feet!!<br />J: Oh my god...so it really is a monster!!<br />J: He really intends to take over the earth!!<br />J: Damn you, monster...!!<br />J: Don't underestimate us humans!!<br />J: Goooo, Self-Defense Force!!<br />J: Fight, fight, Self-Defense Force!!<br /><br />183)<br />K: Ahhhh, it's no use...!!<br />K: That won't work on me at all!!<br />P: Jaguar-san! We can't just leave this up to the SDF!!<br />J: Yes...I know.<br />J: It's our turn now.<br />J: Let's give it a try!<br />J: Let's save the earth...<br />J: with our feelings!!<br />J: Aliens, Aliens!!<br />J: If you can hear this voice, please respond!!<br />J(2b): Aliens, Aliens! Please save our earth!!<br />J: Heeey, hurry up!! Come quickly, aliens!!<br />box: ~If Series~ END.<br /><br />[2] The Rice is Peach-Colored (End)</summary>
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