Mangahelpers Translations https://mangahelpers.com/translators/rss 2017-05-03T02:47:27+00:00 /favicon.ico MangaHelpers Admins admin@mangahelpers.com https://mangahelpers.com/t/4649/releases/43220 [English] [Translation] Inumaru Dashi 15 by 4649 2017-05-03T02:47:27+00:00 4649 admin@mangahelpers.com
This is the last chapter from the first volume. I'm taking another extended break from translating. Anyone can use the Inumaru translations but there won't be anymore after this from me, at least for a long time (in the magnitude of months to never)


Page 173

Minami: It's true.
Minami: Tamako-sensei wanted to leave the goukon right away
Right Inumaru-kun?
Inumaru: Ya
Principal: She must not have much interest in men...
Minami: Soo, I asked her what she does on her days off.
She goes to hero shows alone, she goes to viewing platforms alone.
Principal: Ehhh, Seriously?
What is that? What's with her?
Minami: Ah, that’s it, Inumaru-kun
Minami: I don't know why he's relaxing here though...
Minami: Go and ask Tamako-sensei a bit!!
Tamako: What type of guys do I like?
Inumaru: Ya.
Tamako: It's nothing particular...
Looks don't really matter....
Inumaru: Ehhhh
Inumaru: For instance a celebrity, who do you think is cool!?
Tamako: Ehh, Why are you asking that?
Tamako: Ummmm
Tamako: Ah... Tsumabuki-kun

(Note: Satoshi Tsumabuki is an actor known for his role in Waterboys born 1980)

Mininami: Tsu... Tsubuyaki-kun
Tsubuyaki Shiro?
Did Tamako-sensei really say that?
Inumaru: Ya.

(Note: Shiro Tsubuyaki is a comedian who is on a lot of variety shows born 1971)

Chapter 15

The Administrative Director's Classroom Doctrine

Page 174

Background: Kya Kya
Ehhh
Really?
No Way.
Ahaha
Admin. Dir.: I wonder what's going on?
Principal: Ad... Administrative Director...
Admin. Dir.: I asked you... What’s going on right now?
Narration: Administrative Director
Very scary and important person
Principal: Ehh, Ummm,
H-he's probably working hard as a reporter for variety shows now and then...
Admin. Dir.: I'm not asking about Shiro Tsubuyaki's current state
Admin. Dir.: Blah, blah, blah, blah. Talking about useless things on the job.
Admin. Dir.: Wouldn't it be better to stop right away and go to a forum.
Inumaru: But these two aren't in their teens so they can't go hm gu gu gu
Minami: In... Inumaru-kun Shh...
Principal: We.. We are sorry. From now on we will be careful
Admin. Dir.: What complete slackers...
SFX: Bowing sounds
Icon: Shinken Judai Shaberi-ba (In English "Serious Teenage Forum")

(Note: Serious Teenage Forum is a show where Teens discuss and debate topics relevant to being a teenager in Japan)

Admin. Dir.: Those stomachs are slack.
Principal: S... Sorry.
Principal: Ehh. Stomachs? Slack stomachs can't be helped, can they?
Admin. Dir.: Your slack hearts are coming out in your stomachs.

Note: Slack/sagging heart is Japanese for lazy/slacking off)

Prinicipal: He really... is annoying when he comes...
Admin. Dir.: In the first place a slack stomach...
Principal: He's still going on about slack stomachs...

Not super happy with the translation of about stomachs and being lazy


Page 175

Admin. Dir.: ...Ah... That’s right... I just did a round of the school

Missing a pop culture reference. I don't recognize Inumaru


Principal: Hmm.. He doesn't know because he doesn't come around often but the children call him "Strange Old Man"
Admin. Dir.: The students are slackers too!!
Tamako: Ah... What?
It's the Administrative Directors voice!?
He sounds mad?
Tamako: Uwaa
It's hard to come into this...
Admin. Dir.: You have to be more strict!
Admin. Dir.: You got it? Kindergarten...
Tamako: What is this situation? Are they angry!? Are they in good spirits!
Admin. Dir.: is an important schooling time which has a huge effect on the rest of the students’ lives.
Admin. Dir.: This is not an amusement park.
Guide the students without holding anything back!!
Principal: Y....Yes....
Principal: The students are the type that wouldn't even greet me if I approached them.
Admin. Dir.: Hm? What's with that head?
Principal: Eh? Ah... It's those Chu●-Li things...
Admin. Dir.: Anyways!! Make sure to strictly lead the students for the next time I come.
And there is too much playground equipment. Dispose of it.
Tamako: I... I think you are wrong...

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Tamako: Kin... Kindergarten...
Tamako: should be a place for students for children to have fun...
Admin. Dir.: ...Who are you?.. Giving me advice despite being new...
Admin. Dir.: What are you laughing at?
Tamako: Wai.. Stop it!!
Tamako: Of, Of course there are times when you need to be strict but...
That's not fun for the children.
Tamako: I... I want the children before anything else to think that kindergarten is interesting.
Admin. Dir.: Interesting?
There is no need for the classroom to be interesting!!
Admin. Dir.: Throwing away that gentleness and knowing the harshness of society is for the sake of the students.
... It looks like we won't come to an agreement.
Minami: .....
Admin. Dir.: Do you not know the saying "The child is the father of the man"
Admin. Dir.: Of course we should be teaching them common sense...
Tamako: Everyone is a good kid
They already know common sense...
Principal: A... Amazing Tamaki-sensei is backing down from the Administrative Director...
Admin. Dir.: Never mind common sense, it doesn't look like they've even learned to put on underwear...
Tamako: I'm sorry!!
Principal: Ah, she backed down...

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Kids: Tamako-sensei!
Kids: Sensei you're quitting!?
Tamako: Eh... Why?
Tamako: I'm not quitting...?
Kids: But all the other teachers are saying it
Tamako: Eh... What do you mean?
Kids: They are saying that the Administrative Director is angry and going to fire Tamako-sensei...
Tamako: Ehhhhh
Tamako: No way....
He's the type of person who goes that far.
Kids: Don't quit sensei!!
SFX: Crying
Tamako: It...It's okay... I'm not quitting. It...It's Okay...
Tamako: What should I do...
What should I do...
Kids: Damn it that Administrative Director
Kids: That was absolutely a wig!!
Kids: He was acting all serious but he was definitely pervert wearing a bra or something!!
Kids: He definitely goes to SM clubs.
Tamako: Hey, hey. Don't say that stuff even if you are angry.
Inumaru: That guy is definitely to the Rare Phantom Wrestler "Master the Eros" real identity!!
Top left: The Rare Phantom Wrestler Master the Eros
Bottom: The perverted masked wrestler who gets booed just for coming on stage
Tamako: What is that!!
Who is that!!

Page 178

Kids: Let's go complain to the Administrative Director and get him to take it back!!
Inumaru: Ya!! And if he says no, I'm going to stick gum on his car's front window!!
Kids: I'll stick gum on his tires
Kids: I'll stick gum on his side mirrors!!
Kids: I'll stick gum on his wipers!
Tamako: Wait, everyone stop your revenge.
And can't you think of anything besides sticking gum somewhere!?
Tamako: B...but everyone is doing this for me... Thank you.
SFX: Chewing noises
Adim. Dir.: Guaaaaaaaa
Adim. Dir.: Wh...What is it kids
Kids: We won't let Tamako-sensei quit!!
Adim. Dir.: ...hmmm... It's for your sake.
With such a naive teacher you kids won't become good adults
Kids: Everyone, your gum!! Get your gum ready!!
Kids: Wait. There is just a bit more flavor left.
Adim. Dir.: ...hmm
Adim. Dir.: Guaaaaaa
Kids: Administrative Director!?

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Adim. Dir.: Gunu....!!
Kids: Administrative Director!!?
Inumaru: Administrative Director!!
Bucket: Fire prevention
Kids: Administrative Director!!?
Card: SM
Club
Membershi
Kids: Administrative Director!!!!

Page 180

Admin. Dir.: ...I... I'm...
Admin. Dir.: Okay now...
...Thank you...
Kids: Administrative Director!!
Kids: Ad.....
Kids: Administrative Director!!

Page 181

Principal: The decision to fire Tamako-sensei has been removed!!
I wonder if something happened...
Minami: But anyways that’s great!!
Tamako: HEY
Tamako: Stop Inumaru-kun
Tamako: Today's the day I'm going to get you to put on underwear.
Principal: Everyday, everyday...
Inumaru: I~ Do~n't Wa~nt To~
Tamako: Geeze... What the Administrative Director was saying was too severe but it wasn't wrong was it?
Tamako: It doesn't mean you can do anything you want as long it is interesting.
Admin. Dir.: That's not true
Tamako: Ad... Administrative Director...
Admin. Dir.: Kindergarten just needs to be interesting.
Admin. Dir.: If it's interesting, people will come
Side text: Interesting is the absolute principle!!

(Note: Administrative Director looks like the editor in chief Hisashi Sasaki from Bakuman. This was his catchphrase)
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Kids: Ah... If you trade it, it evolves.
Kids: It's because Electabuzz was holding an electirizer
Kids: Electivire is strong among the electric types.
Inumaru: Everyone
Inumaru: Trade with me too

SFX: Putputputputput

Kids: Eh... Inumaru-kun, you bought Pokémon too?
Inumaru: Ya, I bought it yesterday!!
Game: Pachitto Monster
Platinum

(Note: Pachitto is Japanese for snap/pop)

Kids: That's not it...
Kids: It's a cheap knock off...
SFX: (excitement)
Kids: And shortened its Patimon.

Chapter 14
Got It!! Inumaru-kun

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Kids: In... Inumaru-kun… That’s...umm.....
Inumaru: I bought it was my savings I saved over two years
Kids: Eh... You used all your savings on that?
Inumaru: Ya
Kids: Uooo... I can't say it's the wrong one...
Kids: But why did he get it wrong!?
Kids: That's clearly a fake, isn't it!!
Kids: That's not a Giratina. It's just a plain centipede isn't it!!
Kids: Uwa. That's super gross....
Kids: The lead protagonist is just a mid-30s old man...
Narration: 36 year old Novice Trainer!!
Narration: He doesn't want to work, so for the time being, he'll go on an adventure!!
Kids: What a good for nothing adult!!
Kids: H... How far did you get into the story Inumaru-kun?
Inumaru: Ummm, I battled my rival and got the "secret key"
Then I snuck into my rival’s girlfriend's apartment and saved it there!!
Kids: He's terrible isn't he, the protagonist!!
That’s a crime!!
Kids: Save your rash feelings!!
Inumaru: Hey, hurry up and trade with me
SFX: (excitement)
Kids: O... Okay but I wonder if we can...
What kind of monsters do you have?
Inumaru: Umm, first I have "Takeriki"
Narration V-Cinemon ・Rock Type
In the South he is called the King
Kids: S...Sorry. I don't need this... He's clearly isn't in a respectable occupation, this monster...

(Note: Direct-to-video cinema is known as V-Cinema in Japan)
(Note: King of Minami (Minami is JP for South) is a manga is about a loan shark. King of Minami had multiple direct-to-video movies
where the lead role was played by Riki Takeuchi)

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Inumaru: Next I have "Nukumizu"!!
Naration: Dramamon ・Water Type
Dramamon loves school swimsuits
Dramamon look like Yoichi Nukumizu
Kids: This is scary in a different way. Speaking of which, there are only ones that look like old men

(Note: Yoichi Nukumizu is a an actor who does a lot of TV drama)
(Note: Mizu is Japanese for water)

Imumaru: Next I have "Old Man Yamada"
Kids: Another old man. Speaking of which this one is completely human!! I've see this old man somewhere before!!
Narration: Hitorimon ・Human Type
49 years old
Covered in blood

(Note: Hitori is Japanese for 1 person or alone)

Inumaru: I don't have any more...
Kids: Umm.... Then, ah,.... Let’s catch a new monster!!
If possible a cool one or... a cute one
Background: Ah... It's the same maker of that...
Narration: Equipment
Head: Panties
Kids: Aa.. He stole that from the apartment!! He the worst!! He's a criminal!!
Kids: Ah.. A monster encounter
Monster name: Aruchuu
Narration: A wild Aruchuu appeared
Kids: Ahh... He's not cute either...

(Note: Aruchuu is JP for alcohol poisoning or alcoholic)

Narration: You have thrown a capture ball!!
Kids: Ah, No Inumaru-kun. First you have to weaken him or you probably won't be able to capture him
Kids: Ehh, He dodged it!?
Kids: And then he’s closing distance...


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Kids: And hit the hero’s defenseless body!!
Kids: What is this!? You can directly take damage!?
Kids: Uwaa...An arm lock, it’s an arm lock!!
Kids: Why is it so normal!!
Kids: Can't they use more game-like moves!?
Kids: Real-life-like, like this is gross.
Kids: There is something coming out of the protagonist’s mouth and ears.
Kids: Wh-What are the other friendly monsters doing?
Kids: Uwa, they are cold.
Kids: They are pretending not to see anything!!
Kids: Speaking of which, this guy is way too strong for level three.
Kids: The game balance is weird!!
Kids: Uwa, that’s irritating. He's proudly shadow boxing!!
Kids: Is... Is there nothing you can do Inumaru-kun?
Narration: Uu...
Uguu...
Inumaru: Ah, that's it. I have the Perfect Capture Ball which absolutely capture it
Kids: Is that the one like the Master Ball?
Kids: Ah... You can only get one of those, so it's probably better not to use it...
Kids: Why do you have 99!?
Inumaru: They were selling them in the first town for 10 yen
Kids: The game balance s weird!!
Narration: Items
Narration: Perfect Capture Ball x99

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Kids: As you'd expect he can't dodge this
Kids: He… He's withstanding it!!
Kids: Just how much does he not want to be caught!!
Kids: Inumaru-kun, how about using this chance and try throwing a ball!?
Kids: Capture him from the side now that he can't move...
Kids: He... He's dodging them!!
Kids: Throw more!!
Kids: I've seen this somewhere before!!

This is a pop culture reference to somewhere. I've seen the dancing between two fruit slices a lot but I don't know the origin of it so I didn't write it in


Kids: Ah... He's getting more and more tired!!
Kids: Ah, it looks like he used up all his strength
Kids: Ah... He's finally caught
Narration: Captured!!
Kids: The protagonist too.

Page 168

Narration: 30 minutes later
Inumaru: Everyone.
Inumaru: I told the person at the store and I exchanged it for the real one!!
Kids: That's great Inumaru!!
Inumaru: But they didn't have Platinum so I got Crystal instead.
Kids: Eh... You were tricked. Crystal is the old one.
Kids: It's the one for Game Boy.
Game: Pachitto Monster
Crystal
Kids: This is Patimon again!! Look at it properly!!
Kids: Who is this girl? Christel Takigawa?

(Note: Christel Takigawa is an announcer. She was News anchor for Japan News from 2002-2009)

Kids: It's a bigger fake than the last one!!
Kids: An.. Anyways let's try it?
Kids: It... It might be fun, right?....

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Kids: I mean, this looks like News Japan
Narration: I will tell you the news
Narration: For the first time in 5 years there has been an incident at the New York stock market
Narration: which has continued on for about 12 days.
Today around 9 AM.

The news cast is pretty poorly translated


Kids: This isn't even and RPG!! This is the news!!
Kids: What do we even do!?
Kids: Only the edge of Christel Takigawa is in the shot!!
Can't we at least do something about the camera position!?
Kids: Ah, we can move the camera with the bottom screen!!
Kids: Okay, then tilt it 45 degrees and try and shoot Crystal Takigawa!!
Kids: Aaa, no, this is a fake too!!
Kids: It's a different person pretending to be Christel Takigawa!!
Kids: It's Furistal Takigawa!!

(Note: Furi is Japanese for "pretend to be")

Kids: Hmm... What...that was a scene on TV!!
Kids: Him again!!

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Kids: It looks like it's starting now!!
Naration: What is your gender?
Kids: First is making the main character!!
Kids: But gender? He's a guy isn't he?
Kids: Ah, if we pick girl we might get a new character.
Old Man: Boy
Girl
Narration: Don't lie
Kids: It didn't change. He just put on a skirt!!
Oldman: Underwear-loving-o
Underwear-loving-hiko
Underwear-loving-rou
Underwear-loving-rou
Underwear-loving-rou

(Note: Last three have different kanji but pronounced the same)

Narration: Can you tell me your name
Kids: There are no good choices!!
Kids: Only the last character changes!!
Narration: What is your occupation?
Oldman: Unemployed
Unemployed
Unemployed
Unemployed
Unemployed
Kids: Eh, you even pick your job!? It's like Dragon Quest!!
Kids: But there is no other option except unemployed!!
Narration: What is you address?
Kids: Eh? They even ask for your address
Kids: They're making a really detailed character....
Narration: Our suspicions aren't wrong, are they?
Old man: .....
No
Kids: Eh... What? What's this about!?
Kids: Ah, we were being questioned by the police!!

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Narration: And that is all the news for today.
Kids: Ah this was just a news clip!!
Narration: 30 minutes later
Inumaru: Everyone
Inumaru: I told the person at the store and exchanged for the real one!!
Kids: Inumaru-kun, this time it's the real one right!?
You made sure!?
Inumaru: Ya.
Inumaru: This one has the Christel Takigawa on it!!

Book Title: JoshiAna File
Book top: Is this as far as they can go!? Super JoshiAna specialized journal
Book Top right: Treasure
Book bottom left: 2008's Big shots on Funa Television!
Book Bottom Right: Captivating Christel Takigawa

(Note: JoshiAna is short for female announcer in Japanese)

Kids: Not that one!!
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Chapter 13
My City's Inumaru-kun

Narration: It's been four months since I moved to this city with the kindergarten school but
Narration: The areas I visit are limit to my neighbourhood and the school
Narration: I don't actually know the city well
Narration: So for that reason I came to this viewing platform.
Tamako: Ummm... There is the kindergarten school...
Tamako: Ah, I can see the ocean. It's a pretty nice city.
Tamako: There is lots of nature. It's a nice place.
Tamako: The shopping district is around here, huh
Tamako: Let's try zooming in some more.

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Tamako: For a second there, it looked like a butt...
Tamako: It... It was just my imagination, right?....
Tamako: Speaking of which it's over already!?
Tamako: 30 seconds for 100 yen that's expensive!!
Tamako: Inumaru-kun always has me wrapped around his finger
Tamako: I'm tired of it....
Tamako: ...
Tamako: There is no way I would find Inumaru-kun with such precision...
Tamako: I... I must have mistaken balloons for him... Ya...
Tamako: It was around here the last place I looked......
Tamako: Ah, it was balloons after all.
Tamako: Ah, it was a butt after all.

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Tamako: Inumaru-kun...
Tamako: What does he normally do?
Tamako: D... Does he cause people trouble or something?
Tamako: It would be good if he doesn't...
Tamako: Aahh, Geeze...
You took too many balloons
Tamako: It's one per person right!?
Tamako: He;s floating!!
Tamako: He's losing to the buoyancy of helium!!
Tamako: Is...Is he okay!!
Tamako: Uwaaa!!

Page 156

Tamako: Gaaaaa
Tamako: I-Inumaru is high in the sky...!
Tamako: Ah... It was balloons? ...
Tamako: I thought it was a butt....
Tamako: Where is Inumaru-kun...?
Tamako: Ah...
There he is...
Sign: Street Corner Fashion Check!!
Tamako: What's the Fashion Check doing!?
Tamako: He's super talkative!!

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Tamako: He was making a face like he was talking about his favourite brands...
Tamako: The he probably made a stupid joke like "My brand is to buranburan." He surely did....
I pretty much understand...

(Note: Buranburan is Japanese to let dangle/hang)

Tamako: Book store?
Tamako: Ah, Hey stop reading without buying
Book: Sunday
Book: Magazine
Book: Champion
Tamako: What about Jump!?
Tamako: ...Now...What? He's really stuck on some poster...

Poster: Book Notice
A must read book about Gay living true to himself!!
"Gay can save you"
By Gay Nakano

(Note: Art is pronounced gay in Japanese. Gay can save you is a play on the Japanese idiom "art saves the body")
(Note: Nakano is known as the gay district or Gay Town)

I would double check my translation of the poster. I'm pretty sure Gay is his name but it could be that they just spelled 芸 in katakana.　Or just straight out saying gay


Tamako: Eh... Wait, wait...
I-Inumaru-kun has interest in that area..!?

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Tamako: You don't have correct it!! Coming Soon is correct there
He certainly is coming out though...

Poster: Special Interview!!
Jun Natsukawa

I have no idea who this is. There is a Gravure idol with the same name but spelled with different Kanji. I don't think it's her since Ooishi hasn't shied away from using real names before


Tamako: Inumaru-ku-----un
Tamako: You can't do that, geeze...
Writing graffiti on posters like that!!
Tamako: On Monday I'll get plenty mad!!
Tamako: N... This times it's a barber...
Tamako: Is he goign to cut his hair...?
Tamako: Th-this store is a super famous salon...
Tamako: Ever since that handsome charisma beautician was featured in a magazine the appointments have been full for half a year!!

(Note: Around the year 2000 hairdressing went through a boom in Japan fueled from media, the hairdresser called themselves Charisma Beauticians)

Tamako: D-Did Inumaru-kun make an appointment!?
Tamako: Ah...Now that I think about it a while ago he said something like "I'm going to get my hair cut by a charisma"...
What a luxury!!

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Tamako: He got shaved!!
Tamako: Wait, wait. A charisma person for that? There is no way!!
That’s just taking the clippers and going bzzzz, isn't it!!
Half a year for a shaved head!!?
Tamako: Speaking of which is he okay...?
Suddenly getting a shaved head...
Tamako: Well I think next week it will return back it normal like nothing happened though...
Tamako: Ah, The balloons...
Tamako: Aaaa, his sleeve got caught...!!
Tamako: Don't Inumaru-kun, calm down!!
Tamako: Don't get flustered!!
It will rip like that!!
Tamako: It ripped!!
Tamako: Ahhh, Wai-wait....
Tamako: Inumaru-kun... isn't depressed is he...?

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Tamako: Ah, he's strong!! It's as if he's saying
"Then I'll give you my right side too"!!
Tamako: But, wearing a tank top is November is strange Inumaru-kun!!
Tamako: Well...having your penis fully exposed in November is strange to begin with!!
No, it's strange in any month...
Tamako: What is it this time...?
Tamako: A stationary shop?
Tamako: Drawing paper...?
Tamako: Ah...Now that I think about it
Tamako: On Monday we will drawing pictures so bring some drawing paper.
Tamako: You bought it yourself. That's big of you!!
Tamako: A..Ahh..
Tamako: It's raining...
Tamako: Aah, don't. Your drawing paper you just got will get soaked.
Tamako: An umbrella!!
Tamako: Hurry up and buy an umbrella Inumaru-kun!!
Tamako: Sorry...
Tamako: It's already cleared...

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Tamako: Hmm...
Tamako: I wonder what happened to that kid....
Tamako: Ah... That kid’s balloon
Tamako: is stuck in that tree...
Tamako: Speaking of which, Inumaru-kun had that many balloons but he's down to his last one...
Tamako: !!
Tamako: Is.. Is that alright? You are giving him your last one...
Tamako: That's big of you Inumaru-kun!!
Tamako: Ah!! For a thank you,
Tamako: you got an onigiri...
Tamako: It's nice you did the right thing Inumaru-kun!!
Tamako: .....
Tamako: ...Hmm?
Onigiri?
Tamako: Tank top...
Umbrella...
Tamako: Drawing paper...
Tamako: Shaved head...
Tamako: This is the Naked General!!

(Note: Kiyoshi Yamashita is a Japanese artist who often seen in a tank top and umbrella and with a rice ball.
His life was made into a movie 1958 and then made again into a TV drama starting in 1980)
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Tamako: Hey, Inumaru-kun
You aren't allowed to read Jump at preschool.
Tamako: Hey.. Inumaru-kun?
Jump: Please give me the right to end one manga I hate.

(Note: This is Niizuma Eiji from Bakuman)

Chapter 12
Goukon Go Go Inumaru

(Note: Goukon is a group blind date or mixer)

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Tamako: Good-bye everyone!!
Inumaru: Ryuichi-kun bye-bee!!
Ryuichi: Nowadays "Bye-bee"?
Minami: Ah, I forgot, Tamako-sensei
Tamako: What is it...? Minami-sensei
Minimi: Do you have any plans after work today?
Naration: Lily Class
Minami-sensei (31)
Tamako: I do!! I was thinking of watching Friday Roadshow's Ocean 11...

(Note: Friday Roadshow is a weekly TV event that plays movies on TV)

Minami: Oho...You're including TV show plans... No, Um... I thought we could go out for dinner...
Tamako: Eh... that's fine.
Inumaru: This might just be an invitation to a goukon!?
Tamako: Eh
Inumaru: This new character, Minami-sensei, is 31 this year and single. She might be desperate.
Oba-chans 31

(Note: Oba-chan is Japanese for older woman)

Tamako: Hey!! Don't say it like Oceans 11!! And don't say new character!!
Tamako: Aaah, Umm... This isn't a goukon, is it?
If it is, I'll have to refuse....
I'm not very good with those types of things...
Minami: Ahahaha, no way
Inumaru: She might got the ok for the goukon using Tamako-sensei as bait, saying she would bring a young acquaintance.
Tamako: Hey!! Inumaru-kun!!
Minami: No way, no way.

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Tamako: Minami-sensei is late isn't she...?
Minami: Tamako-sensei, sorry
Minami: Did you wait long? Sorry...
Minami: My makeup took awhile

Background from top to bottom: Eye Putti
Fake eye lashes
Colour Contacts
Extensions
Push up bra
Tamako: Minami-sensei is late isn't she...?
Minami: Tamako-sensei
Tamako: Oh... N-no way! Minami-sensei?
Minami: Yes way!!
Tamako: Your art ability is huge!!!
Minami: art ability...
Naration: Before
Tamako: That's a huge transformation, isn’t it!! About enough outstanding art ability used aim for the Garyokin Fire, isn't it!!
Background: I'm waiting for
Background: everyone’s painstaking masterpieces!!
Background: Kakiko-chan

(Note: Garyokin Fire is an annual contest were Shueisha looks for new artists)
(Note: Kakiko was the mascot for the 6th year. She was designed by Kousuke Hamada who was Ooishi's assistant)

I'm unsure if Kakiko is the official mascot approved by Shueisha or just kind of declared a mascot between the two of them


Tamako: But you don't have to get so worked up just for dinner with me...
Minami: But, I'm already 31. And I'm desperate. And the other two guys are apparently handsome.
Tamako: Eh... Wai... "Other two guys"....
Tamako: No way!! It's a goukon after all…!
Minami: Yes way!!
After all...I said I'd bring a young girl...

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Guys: Sorry. We started drinking without you!!
Background: Over here, over here
Guys: You two are cute!!
Tamako: I'm leaving after 30 minutes
Minami: I got it, I got it
Minami: Sorry we are late ❤
Akai: Umm, first of all... We are just regular company employees. I'm Akai, nice to meet you
Akai: I'm 30
Aoki: I'm Aoki, his junior. I'm 28.
Minanmi: We're kindergarten teachers. I'm Minami. I'm 18 and 156 months.
Guys: That’s 31 isn’t it!!
Tamako: What is this pace...
Tamako: Ah... Um... I'm her co-worker Tamako Yamada. I'm 22...
Guys: 22!? That's young!!
Inumaru: I'm Inumaru!! I'm 4!!
Inumaru: I'm a kindergarten student in the Violet Class.
SFX: heart beating
Guys: 4!? That's young!!
Minami: ...No way... Inumaru-kun?
Inumaru: Yes way!!
Tamako: Why are you here!?
Inumaru: I was just normally stalking Tamako-sensei and I ended up here.
Tamako: Stalking isn't normal, ok!?

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Inumaru: Is it stalking? Is it streaking? Is it Story King?
Just kidding!!
SFX: Ahh ha ha
Tamako: It's not "Ahh ha ha", no one is laughing!!
Background: I'm waiting for
Background: everyone’s painstaking masterpieces!!
Background: Kakiko-chan

(Note: Story King is a contest by Shueisha looking for new story writers run alongside the Garyokin contest)

Guys: Ummm, Is he a child? Is he your child? Which is it?
Minami: No... He's a kindergarten student at our school...
Guys: Oh..Ooooo... Hahaha... Eh... student!?
Tamako: Ah!
SFX: eureka
Tamako: Hey... This isn't a place for children!!
Tamako: Ah, I'll take responsibility. I have to take this child home!! I'll be leaving!!
Minami: Ehhh
Minami: Wait a sec Tamako-sensei. Just wait until things until people spirits rise!! Have a drink first!!
If you leave here I can't do anything about this atmosphere alone!!
Tamako: B-but...
Minami: Look... everyone is making a good face and on standby for cheers.
Tamako: Why is even Inumaru making a good face and on standby for cheers!?

Inumaru: Hey, is it all right if I make the cheers? Hey, hey.
Akai: Hmm… sure
Akai: Oi, is this ok?! With the kid here...
Aoki: W...Well we can just use the kid as a trigger to start the party, can't we?
Akai: I... I guess
Inumaru: Are you aiming for the girl on the left? Or is it the one on the right?
Akai: You're seriously participating!?
Inumaru: Today, with no dirty jokes, let’s have fun and be refreshed!!
Tamako: We are even being told this by someone fully exposed.
Inumaru: All right then everyone OPPAI!!
Everyone: That's a dirty joke isn't it.

(Note: In Japanese Oppai = Boobs, Kanpai = Cheers)

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Tamako: Speaking of which, I don't drink alcohol...
Tamako: I'm going to be leaving. Hey Inumaru-key let's go?
Everyone: Ehh
Inumaru: We can't get started if Tamako doesn't drink
Dri-ink, Drink, Drink, Dri-ink
Tamako: Don't chant!! Where did you learn that!!

(Note: Inumaru is doing a popular drinking chant in Japan)

Inumaru: A goukon without drinking is like
Inumaru: A Something Else without singing Last Chance
Tamako: Your comparison is hard to understand!!

(Note: Something Else is sort of a one hit wonder folk band)

Tamako: After you finish that juice we are leaving.
Inumaru: (blowing bubbles SFX)
Minami: Sorry it's so frantic
Guys: No, no, no... It’s fun, isn't it.
Guys: People who like kids leave a kind impression, I like it.
Background: Ha ha ha ...
Minami: Ehh, is that it? I love kids.
Guys: I like kids too.
Inumaru: You like kids!?
Inumaru: Or do you like making kids!?
Tamako: What are you saying Inumaru-kun.
Tamako: Okay, you are done drinking. Let's go.
Inumaru: Eh. I want to play the kid game!!
Tamako: K-kid game!?
Inumaru: The game were everyone has to listen to what the kid says!!
Tamako: That's just a selfish kid!!

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Guys: Ah ha ha. You want to do that, right Inumaru-kun? The King Game right?
Guys: Okay? In the King Game
Guys: Everyone　pulls from the lottery
Guys: Like this...
Guys: For example. Everyone let’s give it a try.
Guys: It's just an example
Tamako: Uwaaa. Acting as if teaching a child, they started the King Game
Inumaru: I-I got the red one
Guys: That’s the King
Guys: The king can order whatever he likes
Inumaru: Then, ummm.
Inumaru: Please give me the right to end one manga I hate.
Guys: What are you Niizuma Eiji!!!!
Guys: It's not like that... Ah, I'm the king
Guys: Number 2 kiss the king on the cheek!!
Guys: Ya, like that
Tamako: Are you satisfied now. We're leaving.
Inumaru: Sensei, I want to eat this stew pie!!
Tamako: Nooo way
Minami: I-its fine isn't it. Let him eat one...
Inumaru: EE~AT
EEE~~TEE~~~
EEE~~TEE~~~
INUMARU ET!!
Tamako: I got it, I got it
Don't say it like Mihimaru GT.

(Note: Mihimaru GT is an Urban/Pop group)

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Inumaru: Is there anyone else with orders? I'll go tell the store person for you!!
Guys: Really?
Guys: We will have 2 draft　beers
Minami: I'll have a Kyoho-grape sour．That's big of you Inumaru-kun.
Tamako: Wait a second.
Guys: I wonder if he'll be alright. Will he be able to remember it all!
Naration: Draft beer x2
Kyoho-grape sour
Stew pie
Minami: I wonder if he can say it properly.
Inumaru: Ya.
Staff: Can I take your order?
Inumaru: Tw..Two...Na..natural... Bi..big breasted.. Pi...pie
Tamako: Ahh. He couldn't say it at all.

(Note: Draft beer in Japanese is Nama-beer. Nama means natural/unprocessed.
Big boobs in Japanese is Kyonyu　which he mistakes for Kyoho a type of grape)

Minami: That was completely wrong Inumaru-kun
Tamako: The staff member must have been confused, right!!
Staff: Sorry to keep you waiting
Tamako: The result of his confusing was two puddings!!
Guys: So... you two seriously don't have boyfriends? You really do don't you?
Minami: No, I really don't
Inumaru: She's desperate but she doesn't want to compromise on looks and income.
But, at this age even when dating, people start to become aware of marriage and she looks serious.
Inumaru: Don't reveal my thoughts!!
Guys: And Tamako-sensei?
Tamako: ...Ah
Tamako: I... have one...
Guys: Eh, you do after all?? What kind of person is he?

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Tamako: ... He's energetic and cute...
Background: Yaaa, Yaaa
Tamako: He's quick to laugh, quick to cry, and quick to get angry.
Background: waaah
Tamako (Background): Right now....
Tamako: But he always loves me...
Kids: Tamako-sensei
Tamako (background): My head is full of the children...
Tamako: He always runs around with his penis fully exposed......
Guys: T-That guy is just a pervert isn't he!!
Guys: It's probably best to break up with him!
Tamako: ....Then it's about time... Hey... Inumaru-kun…
Inumaru: Ya.
Tamako: Sorry Minami-sensei...
Minami: No I'm sorry. I'll manage from here.
Tamako: Geeze, really
Tamako: You can't be out this late.
Tamako: Inuma...

TV: Take Back the Love!!
Lyrics by Kimiharu Nakamura
Song by Michio Yamashita
Band Crystal King

Minami: Didn't you leave!?
Narration: Inumaru-kun crashed the Karaoke after party.
Inumaru: YOU ARE SHOCKED.
Tamako: I certainly am.

(Note: Take Back the love is the first OP theme to Fist of the North Star. The first line in the song is You are shocked!)
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Tamako: Ah....
Tamako: Hehh, that brings back memories...
They are still doing these kind of things...
Maybe I'll go take a look...
Poster: Hero Show
Open Space Roof Top Event
5F Kids Floor
Lottery
Dappunda: Ahahahahaha. Leading the Ben Joker Army
Dappunda: I, Dappunda-sama, will control the world

(Note: Dappun, and Benjou are Japanese for bowel movement and toilet respectively)

Dappunda: But if all the little children together call for the Mida Rangers I'll be in trouble. Fuhahaha

(Note: Midare is Japanese for chaotic or disturbed)

Chapter 11

Champion of Justice Inumaru-kun!!

Tamako: Ah...
Tamako: There is more cast than guests...

Kids: All together
Mida Rangers~~!!
Tamako: Aah, that’s a familiar bum!!

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Announcer: Ha!
Announcer: Crimson
Announcer: Red
Announcer: Gale Wind
Announcer: Blue
Announcer: Everlasting summer
Announcer: Hawaiian Blue
Announcer: A little bit chic
Announcer: Cobalt Blue
Tamako: That's a lot of blue types...
Announcer: The man who has never had a girlfriend in his history but somehow managed to grow old!!
Announcer: Yellow
Tamako: That person is the most blue!!

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Red: Yellow... You said it yourself. Don't depress yourself.
Yellow: I-I didn't say anything though...
Dappunda: Kukuku.... That was my handiwork....
Rangers: What!!
Tamako: W-What is that subtle evil deed!?
Kids: All together
You can do it Yellow!!
Tamako: W-well the kids caught up in it so I guess it's okay...
Red: Dappunda!! Really stop screwing around! Really... You..
Red: Stop screwing around!!
Tamako: What a small vocabulary...
Dappunda: Go! Joker Army!! Destroy them!!
Jokers: Hyuuuu
Jokers: Hyuuuu
Jokers: Yamamo-chan are you okay!?
Red: Hey! We need a stretcher!
Tamako: This is super unorganised...

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Kids: All together
Yamamo-chan!!
Tamako: What is this!? What is this show!?
Dappunda: Hmm... It doesn't matter it was only one person.
Dappunda: Soon I, Dappunda-sama, will personally take you on...
Dappunda: My body is made of steel! Your attacks don't work!!
Rangers: ..What he is saying is true..!! Physical attacks are useless.
Rangers: All right then everyone!!
Rangers: Prepare the Bazooka Five!!
Rangers: Let me explain!! The Bazooka Five attacks the spirit which even works on enemies immune to physical attacks.
Rangers: When five people make their hearts one and pull the trigger, it fires a ray of light which does huge damage to the spirit.
Rangers: For a simple to understand power comparison the gun delivers a shock about 30 times the surprise when the real person comes out from behind on the MonoMane show!!
Background: Real person
Guy: Eh. wha, really!?
Guy: No way... the real one!?
Background: Naoko Ken bursting out laughing from the judge’s seat.
Tamako: That's super hard to understand!! What is that explanation!?

(Note: Monomane (Lookalike) is a Japanese TV lookalike variety show where singers will often show up at the end to surprise the singer as they are finishing the song)
(Note: Naoko Ken was a celebrity judge)

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Dapunda: Fuhahaha, but the Bazooka Five can't fire unless all five people’s consciousnesses are synced.
Dapunda: But I wonder if you can do it!?
Rangers: We only have one chance!!
Rangers: Everyone sync their minds.
Rangers: Don't think of any useless
Rangers: Empty your minds. Abandon all your desires!!
Inumaru: Nao Oikawa.

(Note: Nao Oikawa was an AV actress, now retired from porn)

Rangers: Wh-what was that suddenly!?
Can you not interfere, please!!
Rangers: It's time!!
Rangers: All five of us sync our conciousnesses
Rangers: So that we can clearly understand each other’s hearts.
Rangers: Why is everyone thinking of Nao Oikawa!?
Rangers: But... anyways everyone is synced so we should be able to fire right?
Yellow: S-sorry I was thinking of Sora Aoi

(Note: Sora Aoi is an AV actress)

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Kids: Everyone together. You big perverts!!
Rangers: You said it first didn't you!!
Tamako: .... What is this...
Dapunda: Fuhahaha. Take a spectator hostage at once!!
Jokers: Hyuuu!!
Jokers: Hyuuu
Tamako: Ehhh. Wait a second. They are going to play around spectators!?
Jokers: Hyuuu!!
Tamako: Ehhh!?
Tamako: Meee!?
Tamako: Ah, Wai...Really
Tamako: Please give me a break...
You are scary in real life too.
Inumaru: Ahh. Tamako-sensei
Tamako: Inumaru-kun!!
Tamako: Save me!!
Inumaru: Ya!!
Rangers: We can't touch them like this!!
Rangers: Little kids!! Lends us your strength!!

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Inumaru: Tamako-sensei!!
Inumaru: Inumaru-kun!!
SFX: Ping Pong Pang (interphone bell sounds)
Interphone: We are truly thankful for you shopping here today.
We are about to hold a lottery for fun children toys on the children’s floor located 5th floor.
Interphone: Please come to the children’s floor with your tickets.
Tamako: Inumaru-kun!!
Jokers: ....Ah....
All the children left.
Jokers: .... What should we do?
Jokers: Ah.. um.. We truly sorry
Dapunda: If we don't grab an audience member we don't know what else to do.
Tamako: Eh... Ah... It's fine...
Rangers: ... I guess these shows aren't popular anymore after all...
Rangers: That's true. Kids are now busy with cram school and video games...
Rangers: ...We are just a group of guys who loved hero shows when we were kids
Tamako: A..Ah..
Rangers: We met online and sometimes do this but... we never have any spectators...

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Dapunda: Ah, We were the first four members... Now we have 18 total.
Joker: I'm Tamura
Joker: I'm Tashiro
Joker: I'm Tadokoro
Tamako: Sorry. I didn't get that.
Dapunda: But now is a good time...
We've tried our best and even put in gags but it's hopeless
Ranger: D-don't say such sad things Kobayashi!!
Ranger: Isn't it just that our gags just aren't suited for children, Kobachon!!
Dapunda: Don't call me by my handle name!!
Rangers: B-But today we had three kids come, didn’t we!!
Dapunda: Only three... And those kids went off somewhere...
Tamako: Those kids... They are students from my kindergarten school.
Rangers: Eh.. You were a teacher!!
Tamako: ....Ya
Tamako: I was just abandoned though...
Jokers: I-It's okay!! Sensei... It wasn't like that...hyuuu!!
Jokers: Even though they are children they know that it's not real Hyuu!!
Inumaru: Tamako-sensei!!
SFX: running
Rangers: Th... they are armed with the complete toy set!!
Rangers: They went to prepare themselves with equipment sensei!!
Dapunda: One part is completely defenseless though...

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Tamako: A...
Tamako: No way....
SFX: sniff sniff
Joker: Th..They are good kids..
Rangers: Yamamo-chan don't talk.
Rangers: Rest quietly
Rangers: B... boys we leave it to you!!
Dapunda: Fuhahaha I won't lose to little kids.
Tamako: Inumaru-kun save me!!
Background: Waaaaaaaaa
Rangers: Thank you
Rangers: Because of you we were able to stop the evil
Tamako: Thanks for saving me!!
Dapunda: ... Just a bit more
We can still continue...
...Ah they are already gone.
Dapunda (background): Fu....
Fuhahaha...
Dapunda (back): They suddenly appeared like a black ship and gave us hope
Dapunda: ... and then again suddenly left...
Dapunda: Almost as if
Dapunda: they were Leah Dizon

(Note: Leah Dizon is a foreign talent in Japan)
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Tamako: Whoa, Principal what are
Tamako: those cards!!
Principal: You aren't allowed to bring these things to school so
I just confiscated them from some students.
Tamako: Aww, poor kids. Those are treasures to the children.
Principal: Of course I'll give them back later
Tamako: But boys really love cards don’t they.
When I was a kid the boys had a lot too.
Tamako (background): Dragon Ball Carddass and such

(Note: Carddass are trading cards from Bandai trading card vending machines)

Principal: Older men like cards love cards too.

Top (from right to left): Credit Cards
General
Gold
Platinum
Black
Top Old man: This is my status!!

middle: common
uncommon
Rare
Super Rare

Bottom: Business card
Membership card
VIP card
Bottom Oldman: Girl's email address get ❤

Bottom: Hostess Bar

Kids: ...Umm....Principal...
Kids: .....
Kids: Our cards...
Principal: .....
Principal: You absolutely won't bring them anymore?
Kids: We won't!!
Principal: You will respect the rules of kindergarten?
Kids: We will!!
Tamako: The person on the left isn't respecting any of the rules though...

Chapter 10

Fight to the Death!! Yamata no Orochi

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Ken: Today after this lets go to the supermarket and play cards!!
Kids: Ah, me too, me too!!
Kids: Inumaru-kun are you coming?
Inumaru: Ya!!
Tamako: Eh... You have to go somewhere to play?
Ken: Ya!! You scan them and then battle.
Tamako: ...S...scan?
Narration: Arcade trading card games!!
top game: Dragon Quest: Monster Battle Road
middle left game: Yu☆Gi☆Oh Duel Terminal
Middle Right: Data Carddass Series
bottom right: Reborn 3x3 Cross Battle
Narration: Trading card games and arcade games combined into one super popular game!!
Inumaru: If I was a machine, the cards barcode data can be read like this.
SFX: Scan
Tamako: It's annoying but that was super easy to understand.
All of a sudden I was like "Ah"!!
Tamako: But I'm going to warn you not to overdo it
Tamako: You'll end up using all of your allowan...
Tamako: In...Inumaru-kun.
Tamako: Because of you simple to understand explanation your bum is bleeding!!

SFX: Running

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Kids: Ah, what is this
A new one came out!!
Kids: Everyone let's play this one!!3
Game Name: Ultimate Monsters
Ken: I'm first!!
Kids: I'm fir. guoooo
Kids: I'm guoooo
Kids: Ahh, let's just decide it with rock-paper-scissors!!
Kids: Rock, Paper, Scissors!!
Kids: Inumaru-kun what is that?
Inumaru: .....scissors!!
Ken: Alright then, Me and Inumaru are the first battle!!
Ken: Is it alright if I get a card first?
Inumaru: Go right ahead.
Narration: Feeling guilty because his pose was for rock
Ken: Alright!! I wonder if I'll get a rare card.
Kids: Oooooh, it's shining!! It's Yamata no Orochi!!
Kids: What is it, what is that!!
Kids: Aweso-ome!! This must be rare!!

Card: Yamata no Orochi

(Note: Yamata no Orochi is a mythical 8-headed serpent from Japanese mythology)

Kids: What card did you get Inumaru!?
Card: Old Man Yamada

(Note: In Japanese Old Man Yamada sounds very similar to Yamata no Orichi)

Kids: Who is that?

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Kids: He a super weak looking monster
Background: And it's a really bad pun too...
Kids: Monster? This is just an old man isn't it?
Kids: Ah, Inumaru-kun, he looks weak but he might actually be really strong.
Ken: An...Anyways lets try a fight.
Screen: Yamata no Orochi vs Old Man Yamada
Kids: The Old man is small!!
Kids: It's useless!! He's even saying "A,wa,wa"
Background: Ah,wa,wa
Game: Stop the wheel to decide the attack!!
Wheel from top down: Strong Attack
Weak Attack
Medium Attack
Kids: Ahh, it's the weak attack
Game: Stop the wheel to decide the attack!!
Wheel from top down: Medium Attack
Strong Attack
Kids: Oh....it's his strong attack!!
With this just maybe....
Oldman: Uooooooooo

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Ken: ...He was weak after all
Kids: And he ran like a girl
Kids: And it was a wig
Kids: That's probably the weakest monster... Ah.
Kids: I-Inumaru-kun... Let's try one more time!!
SFX: Beep
Kids: What did you get, what did you get!!
Kids: Hm? It's not a monster card.
Ken: Ah, Equipment Card. If you scan it after a monster his attack moves will increase!!
Kids: Whoa!! Lend me that Orochi card then!!
Card: Golden Fang
Instructions: How to play.
Kids: Inumaru-kun, what did you get?
Card: Sock (left)
Kids: What is that? Uwa it's dirty...
Kids: Why only one side?
Kids: This is definitely that old man’s sock...
Kids: Ah... Its defense strength might be really big Inumaru-kun...
Kids: Th... The toes are separated too so it looks really warm in winter too.
Kids: The old man’s wounds haven't healed!!

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Game: Stop the wheel to decide the attack!!
Wheel: Weak Attack
Item
Medium Attack
Kids: Nice!! He's going to use his item move!!
Game: Stop the wheel to decide the attack!!
Wheel: Weak Attack
Item
Kids: The old man is becoming defiant!!
Screen: Use item!!
Screen: Golden Fang Attack
Screen: Use item!!
Screen: Sock Memories
Screen: Five year old daughter Sachiko
Screen: Hey dad, when I get older can I marry you.
Screen: Eight years old
Here you go Dad. Happy Birthday!! Eh? What is it? A pair of socks!!
Screen: 12 years old
Wait mom. I told you not to put dad’s laundry in with mine!! When did those socks get in there?
Screen: 16 years old
Socks? Ha ha good one.
Kids: Was that a move right now?
Kids: Wasn't that just his life flashing before his eyes?
Kids: I-Inumaru-kun, you can do one more!!

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Kids: Oh, I got an item too, Golden Tail.
Ken: Eh!? Gold!?
Ken: It says here if you scan cards from the same series you unlock the ultimate combo!?
Background: Golden Fang + Golden Tail = Ultimate Combo
Ken: Maybe Inumaru-kun..
Ken: If you get the right sock you might unlock the old man’s ultimate combo!!
Kids: Am...Amazing, Inumaru-kun you got the sock in one try!!
Kids: Speaking of which, why does Inumaru only get cards relating to the old man!?
Card: Sock (Left)
Kids: Ah, this is the left sock again
Kids: It's a double
Kids: The old man's mental damage hasn't healed yet!!
Old Man: Sachiko
Game: Stop the wheel to decide the attack!!
Wheel: Weak Attack
Ultimate Combo
Medium Attack
Kids: Ahh stop it already!!
Game: Stop the wheel to decide the attack!!
Wheel: Go Home
Go Home
Go Home
Kids: The Old Man just wants to go home!!

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Wheel: Go Home
Go Home
Go Home
SFX Ken putting money into the machine: clink

Ken: Oh!! It's not a monster or an equipment cars!!
Card: Dragon breath
☆Skill Card
The dragon breath which burns everything!!
Kids: Skill Card? It looks like you can use a special move!!
Ken: ....
Ken: I-Inumaru-kun... What are you going to do? Do you want to fight?
Narration: Last 100 yen of allowance
Card: Tightly Bound
☆Skill Card
The power to tightly bind magazines and cardboard!!
It won't fall sideways and scatter!
A father’s ordinary skill.

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Ken: In..Inumaru-kun look, fighting isn't everything...
Kids: Th-that's right. When's it's time for recycling it's a hero, this skill!!
Kids: Even when my dad ties magazines they fall apart right away!!
Scream: Raawwwr
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Kid: Ah, Mo...
Kid: T..teacher
Tamako: ...What is it?
Tamako: Ufufu... Right now he just mistakenly called me mom.
...It happens.
Kid: Ah, my mom, umm, you see.....the other day.
Tamako: Oh, he's covering it up well.
Inumaru: Ah, Kobuhei.

(Note: Kobuhei is a rakugo artist, TV personality, voice actor, and university professor. He is an older man, born 1962)


Tamako: Kobuhei!? I was just mistaken for Kobuhei!?

Chapter 9.1
Violet class's clay creations

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Tamako: Everyone's is well done.
Tamako: Now let's present them to the class.
Kid: Umm Tamako-sensei I'm not really confident in mine...
One of Mr. Bunny's ears is bigger than the other.
Tamako: It's okay!! It is cute this way!!
Kid: Teacher, I don't have confidence in mine either...
Is this going to be okay with Shueisha?
Tamako: I-it's fine. Kids don't have to worry about that.
We will fix it with mosaic power.
Tamako: Who-o was it!? Who made the poop-kun?
Tamako: It was Inumaru right? Because it's naughty.
Kid: Teacher that’s my poop-kun!!
Inumaru: ....
Tamako: Eh!
Tamako: Ah... Sorr...
Tamako: Uwaaa. I'm sorry I doubted you Inumaru.
Tamako: I'm sorry. D-don't be angry.
Inumaru: I want to make a poop.
Tamako: Ya, ya, ya a real one right?

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Tamako: Ah... Wh-ose is this?
Kid: Mine
Tamako: It's really good!! It's like the real thing!!
Inumaru: Who-se is this?
TV: A man who is still fine sending texts even though they are broken up
Kids: There are some. There are some.
Tamako: Don't make an ado about that!

(Note: Inumaru is dressed up as comedian Sanma Akashiya host of TV show Much Ado About Love.
A comedy show where women discuss their love lives)

Tamako: Alright who is next?
Tamako: This is definitely Inumaru-kun's...
Tamako: Aahh, this high quality wasted on a perverted direction must be Inuma...
Tamako: Wait... I can't make the same presumption as last time... It might be a different kid...
Tamako: That's right... It might be someone else who made a nude statue as a serious piece of art...
Tamako: Ha...
Takamo: Who-se is this?
Inumaru: Mine!
Tamako: Da... Damnit

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Tamako: Wai… Wait… It's still too early to get mad...
Tamako: Inumaru-kun... Why did make this?
Tamako: He might have made it with pure intentions as a work of art...
Inumaru: It's erotic isn't it!!
Tamako: Da... Damnit
Inumaru: Hey sensei, at first I wanted to her an E-cup but there wasn't enough clay.
The right side was an E cup and the left side was an A cup. I had no choice but to make it two c-cups.
Tamako: I didn't ask for the making of erotica!!
Inumaru: Next time I'd like I'd like to make it so I don't have to compromise on the distribution of clay.
Tamako: I didn't as for your enthusiastic reflections towards your next work either!!
Tamako: Ah. No way… This can't be…
Kid: Hehehe... It's Tamako-sensei.

Head of statue: Tamako-sensei

Kid: You said to make what we like.
Tamako: No way....
Tamako: Alright then! Let's decorate the front of the classroom with them!
Kids: Let's display them! Let's display them!
Tamako: Everyone's painstaking work is the Violet Class’s treasure!!
Narration: That night
Narration: The city had a magnitude 4 earthquake.

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Tamako: I-is everyone all right!? No one got hurt!?
Kid: We are all right but... sensei.
Kid: Wuaaaaaaaaa
Kid: sniff sniff
Kid: Th… the clay…
Tamako: ...
Tamako: … That's unfortunate but we can make them again.
As long as everyone is okay we can make them as many times as we want.
Tamako: I'm happy everyone is all right!!
Kid: Ah. Mine is fine.
Kid: Mine is sort of ok.
Inumaru: Ahh. Half of mine is still good.
Tamako: Remember to look out for aftershocks!!
Kind: Ya....
Narration: That aftershock was clearly man-made but the children pretended not to see it.

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Chapter 9.2

Torii-kun's Sad Story

Inumaru: Manga loving Prime Minister Asō!!
Tamako: Hey!! Don't make an appeal!!
Tamako: What are you going to do if we get designated as a harmful book!!

(Note: PM Aso was PM from Sep 2008- Sep 2009 he was outspoken about his love for manga)
(Note: Harmful material is a special designation in Japan)

Tamako: Inumaru-kun!!
Tamako: A-are you okay?
Tamako: W-wait a second!
Tamako: You just tripped Inumaru-kun right now, right.
Tamako: Why would you do that!?
Tamako: W-wait!!

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Tamako: You are Torii-kun from the Lily class, right? Did something bad happen?
Torii: Bad? Only bad things happen... That's why
Torii: when I see someone peacefully waving their penis around I get angry.
Tamako: Never mind peacefully rather it's a problem any way, waving it around.
Tamako: Even so. It's still wrong to trip him right....?
Torii: Hey sensei... You see... ever since I've been born I've been unlucky.
Inumaru: Y.....You’re a girl!!

(Note: lucky and attached are homonyms in Japanese. Inumaru hears "ever since....it hasn't been attached")

Tamako: Inumaru-kun!
Tamako: I know you're mad Inumaru-kun, but be a bit patient.
When people are serious trying to talk it’s not nice to joke about it.
And that was low...
Inumaru: Fine then I'll just retort!!
Tamako: That's not the problem.
Torii: Sensei
Torii: Just today, I've stepped on poop 4 times....
The fourth time it was already flat... I didn't even notice.
That happened and I just wanted to vent my anger...
Inumaru: Was it all the same piece of poop!!
Tamako: Inumaru!!

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Torii: This is why kindergarten isn't fun. And I don't have even one friend...
TOrii: Every day I just finish my quota.
I make the trip between home and kindergarten...
I'm just a cog the machine called kindergarten student.
Torii: Are you a middle management worker complaining!?
Tamako: Inumaru-kun!!
Torii: Of course it happens at home too. Bad luck knows no bound and doesn't stop for unlucky people’s private life....
Torii: My dad's company went bankrupt.
Inumaru: Is supposed to be a bad pun!!
Tamako: Inumaru-kun!!

(Note: Dad and bankruptcy are homonyms in Japanese)

Torii: Because of that, my parents don't get along... When either of them opens their mouth its
Torii: Money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money,
Inumaru: Are you Brain Maker!!
Tamako: Inumaru-kun stop forcing retorts. And falling over is old!!

(Note: Nounai Maker (Brain Maker in English) is a site where if type in your name it tells you what you are thinking with a simple picture and kanji)
(Note: http://maker.usoko.net/nounai/ )

Torii: Sensei, I get it. Even though it's only been four years since I've been born, four years is more than enough to understand
Torii: In life there is much more hardships than good times waiting for you.
Tamako: That's not true!!
There a lot more good times.
Tamako: I've had a lot of hardship too... But right now I'm having fun.

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Tamako: After some bad happens something good always happens.
Torii: But I only have bad things happen.
Tamako: That's because you do bad things.
For every bad thing you do, a good thing won't happen.
Tamako: What did you just do to Inumaru-kun?
Torii: .....
Tamako: Properly say sorry!! If you do that something good will happen!
Torii: There is no way something good will happen right away.
Tamako: It will!! It will!!
Tamako: You'll surely make your first friend...!!!
Torii: Um...
Torii: Sorry about before.
Torii: What is this? Is this good?
Tamako: No.... It's... Probably bad.
Narration: Inumaru-kun is still pretty angry.
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Inumaru: Tamako-sensei!!
Inumaru: Why didn't I win the Best Jeanist Award this year!!

(Note: annual fashion award in Japan)

Inumaru: S-sensei!!
I-is it because I'm not a celebrity!?
Tamako: No... Um... it's because you don't wear jeans... or anything at all.
Tamako: I wonder if Inumaru-kun will wear underpants before graduation.
Geez.
Principal: Well, the more work a child takes the more painful it is to see them graduate.
Tamako: Having him fully exposed until graduation is painful in another way.
Principal: But we are kindergarten teachers, so even if Inumaru properly wears pants and graduates...
Principal: eventually Inumaru #2 and #3 will appear....
Tamako: No way. We don't live in a battle manga.
Tamako: All of a sudden #2 and #3!!!!

Chapter 8.1 Inumaru-kun is our nii-chan

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Tamako: What are you guys doing!!
Tamako: Inumaru what is this!?
Inumaru: It's this.
Tamako: Sorry, I don't get it.
Tamako: Um.. You two are from the younger class, right? Why did you take off your underwear?
Kids: But, ahh, Inumaru, umm..
Kids: Because being bare butt is fun.
Tamako: Geez, look! Because you aren't wearing any underwear Inumaru, the little kids have started copying you!!
Inumaru: They aren't copying. They are inspired.
Tamako: Either way is bad!!
Tamako: Anyways you two, no you three.
Tamako: Put on some underwear.

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SFX: Stare

Tamako: Look, Inumaru you are 1 year older so you have to put them on first
Tamako: You'll be a role model!!
Inumaru: Role model...
Tamako: Ohhhhhhhhh
Tamako: He's doing it himself!!
Tamako: Inumaru is putting on underwear all by himself.
Tamako: I-is this what is called a chance hit. If Inumaru puts on underwear everything is going to be all right!!
Tamako: Even Inumaru grows a sense of responsibility in front of younger children after all.
Inumaru: Uuuu...
Kids: Uuuu...

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SFX: BOOM
Tamako: So it's like that!!
Tamako: Ahhh, three of them fully exposed!!
What should I do!?
Tamako: Just one is hard enough.
Tamako: Wait, it might still be okay. These two are just doing it because it's fun.
Tamako: The day is still young. There is still hope. In that regard Inumaru
Inumaru: In that regard I'm doing it because it's sexual.
Tamako: That is disgusting!! Why are you a bit proud!?
Tamako: You two, what are your names?
Mon: I'm Mon-chan!!
Ken: I'm Ken-chan!!
Inumaru: I'm Rola Chen!!
Tamako: I wasn't asking you Inumaru.

(Note: Rola Chen is a model)
(Note: Chen and chan are spelled the same in Japanese)

Tamako: Mon-chan, Ken-chan...
In the future there will be a lot of your seniors who will influence you.
Tamako: Inumaru is a senior who you shouldn't let influence you.
Narration: Other seniors you shouldn't let influence you.
Narration: I've been called a delinquent
Narration: since I was 12.
Narration: I have a job for you
Narration: All you have to do is introduce yourself to people, its easy money.
Narration: Is this your first time in Akiba?
Narration: Fufu... It's alright leave it to me.

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Tamako: You still don't understand do you?
Tamako: Umm...
Inumaru: Let's play hide and seek.
Tamako: Hah, well those two are surely just temporary. Kids get bored quickly.
Tamako: Wait, No!
Tamako: I have to tell them it's wrong right away or there is a possibility that it might awaken!!
Tamako: I have to stamp out the fire called pervert right away!!
Tamako: Hey!! Everyone stop!!
Inumaru: Then Tamako-sensei is it!!
Tamako: I found you Ken-chan
Tamako: I found you Mon-chan
Tamako: Time to put on....
Kids: One more time! One more time!
Tamako: I'm not exactly playing with you!?

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Tamako: No matter how times I find the two from the younger class it will never end.
First I'll have to find their head Inumaru.
Tamako: Even if I said head he's just the bum. If I catch Inumaru they should all come out...
Tamako: Hm.. Those are Inumaru's shoes.
Tamako: He used the garbage can as step ladder and went to the other side.
Tamako: Or that’s what he was trying to show and hid in this garbage can!!
Tamako: Fo-und you!!
Tamako: Ah, this peach posing as a bum.
Tamako: He read that I fall for the double bluff.
Tamako: Or that’s what he was trying to show and hid in this peach.

(Note: Momotarou is a famous story about a boy fround in a peach. Momotarou had 3 companions. Dog, Monkey, and a pheasent.
KenKen is the sound a pheasent makes = Ken-chan, Monkey = Mon-chan, Inumaru = Dog (Inu is japanese for dog))

Tamako: Now call out all the other kids from hiding.
Inumaru: Everyone come out.
Tamako: Got it everyone?
Tamako: Absolutely do not copy Inumaru.
Tamako: You have to wear underwear.
Tamako: They are multiplying...

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Chapter 8.2

Tamako-sensei's model debut

Kid: Mo-m I'm ho-me
Mom: Eh, there is no way I can do it right away!! What, the deadline is today!?
I'll never be able to find a model that fits the image this quickly.
Mom: Ah Hiroko, welcome home.
Tamako: See you Monday!!
Mom: ...
Mom: I found one!!
Mom: Tamako-sensei!! Can you model for me right away!?
Tamako: Eh, Eh.
Mom: You are just the image!!
Tamako: Whoa, wai, I don't understand...
Tamako: Photo model...?
Mom: Yes, and I need a model on short notice.
Tamako: It's ok with me, if I am good enough for you!! I'll come over after I'm done seeing home the children!!
Tamako: B-but I'm bit embarrassed... If it is a poster hung around town I might be seen by someone I know...

Tamako: The rice from our town
is super delicious
*imagination
Mom: No, you'll be a model for a Shueisha magazine
Tamako: Ah, too bad.
Tamako: ....Wait, Shueisha...
... The company that runs Jump?
Tamako: That's nation-wide isn't it.
Mom: Ya.

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Tamako: Shueisha fashion magazines.. umm. non-no!? MORE!?
Tamako: BAILA!? The magazine for working women.
Tamako: Seventeen, my age is a bit wrong, right? Hahaha
Tamako: I-it can't be gravure for Playboy..!?
Tamako: U..um... I don't really have confidence with being naked.
Mom: No, you won't have to take off any clothes.
Tamako: Ah, um but I'm wearing an apron and in mostly no makeup
Mom: Don't worry we will assign you clothes and we have a makeup artist.
Mom: She's our model Tamako Yamada.
Mom: This is our makeup artist and stylist Nakano-san.
Tamako: P-pleased to meet you.
Nakano: Hellllo
Nakano: I'm Beauty Nakano!! ufuuuuu!!
No way! Thi girl is Su-uuper Cute!! I have no interest in girls though!!
Nakano: Umm first off.
Tamako: Aren't those fringe in the way.
Nakano: Uwaaa
Tamako: They were in the way after all!!
Nakano: Firstaw (first off) put this on. It's a Japanese-ish casual girly one piece dress!!
Nakano: Ahh, it might be better to change your hair in the widely loved curled ends, you novice.
Tamako: That last part was old!!

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Nakano: Cuute ♥
Nakano: It suuper suits you ♥
You're in the super look good group.
Nakano: Ah, what a waste. Your raw materials are great but it's like you aren't making any use of them.
Nakano: But I feel like I've found a diamond in the rough!?
Tamako: What is this person? What is this character!?
Nakano: Don't ♥ you ♥ worry. I'll transform that with makeup for you.
That's it, like Snow White.
Ah, not Snow White.
Nakano: You are that right? A person who doesn't really do makeup.
Tamako: Eh, um. I'm not very good with makeup...
Nakano: I got it, I got it, your Goisu.
I was bad at it too long ago. I was lost.
I was a lost lamb,
I was super lambed.
Tamako: Lamb!?

(Note: Goisu is character from Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo)

Nakano: I wonder if it's because of your work, you have beautiful skin but i looks like you spend a lot of time outdoors.
A little whiter skin would be better wouldn't it?
Hm, put in a bit of adult like glamorous red.
Nakano: Your eyes are big and a bit slanted at the ends!! They a super nice, so lets capitilize on that.
Making your eyebrows a bit bigger I think will make you a bit mor graceful.
Nakano: Your mouth is a bit small. Fuu♥
I wonder what that small mouth eats every day!! ufu!!
A little around the edges to bring out your lips.

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Nakano: Yes!! Perfect!!
Tamako: Can you show me a mirror please!!
Nakano: Look forward to it in the magazine ♥
Nakano: Because, together with the cameraman's skills it will be perfect.
Narration: And like this for some reason, me, a kindergarten teacher, ...
Narration: Is going to be in a country-wide magazine as a model,
Mom: Lift up your left arm. Like you are having a bit more fun!!
Mom: I want to see you full of energy
Mom: Like this... Look up a bit more
Mom: That's good Tamako-sensei
Narration: Of course I'm happy and nervous but....
Narration: More than that I'm looking forward to it.
Tamako: In the end I forgot to ask what magazine it would be in..
Tamako: Oh well, when the magazine is released Hiroko-chan will bring one anyways.
Narration: Me, who is bad at makeup.
Narration: How will I transform from a professional makeup artist.
Hiroko: Tamako-sensei the magazine is out!!
Kids: Tamako-sensei in magazine!?
Kids: Is this really Tamako-sensei!?
Tamako: Wha,wha. It's already out?
Kids: It's like a completely different person!!

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Magazine: Tools of play are our weapons!!
Do you want to play Kabuki!?
P*R*I*Z*E*S
Verticle text right: Take your pose!!
Verticle text left: A total of 140 people will win!!

Prizes (counter clockwise starting top left): ① Nintendo DS Lite 2 winners
② i-Pod Shuffle 2 winners 10 W 2
⑨ Jump original notebook 100 winners
Tamako: It was this thing in Jump!!!!!
 https://mangahelpers.com/t/4649/releases/43155 [English] [Translation] Inumaru Dashi 7 by 4649 2017-03-26T17:27:00+00:00 4649 admin@mangahelpers.com
You can use the translation if you want, just be aware I'm not going to do the whole series though. I'll probably only do like 10 or so chapters.

There is way too many notes on the same page I don't think they will all fit.
Some of the notes are also way to long. Like the Sanpei part and the Diax CM. They probably won't fit on the page, but I thought they were more obscure and needed a little more explanation.

I wasn't going to put in the reference to Anzai in the notes. I think Slam Dunk is popular enough outside of Japan not to include it. Adding notes just takes away from the gags. I included it anyways, decide whether you want it or not yourself.


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Kids: Ken-kun, tomorrow came I come over and play!?
Kids: Let's play with the Wii Fit.
Kids: Let's play Pokémon Battle Revolution. You can fight my Giratina.
Ken: Ya, you guys can come over.
Ken: Games are great and all but my dad just bought me a new basketball net for the yard.
Kids: Ah, Awesome!!
Inumaru: Alright then let's all play pretend Shogo Kariyazaki together.
Background: Arrange the flowers with creative thinking.

(Note: Picture of Kariyaki and his catch phrase)

Kids: Umm, let's just play basketball normally.
Inumaru: Tamako-sensei, come play basketball with us Sunday.
Tamako: Eh?
Tamako: I can't, I have plans that day.
Kids: Eh!? Sensei has a date!!
Tamako: No, no, it's not like that.
Inumaru: It's ok! You pervert!
Inumaru: Maybe...
Inumaru: A good for nothing bum of a guy is attracted a kindergarten teacher
because her strong motherly instinct.
Background: One day I'll surprise the world with this guitar.
Inumaru: He just wanders through life never working. And Tamako-sensei,
Inumaru: thinks about him, "You are useless without me around ♥ "
Background: Whaaaaaaaahhh
Tamako: He even started crying from his own imagination...

Chapter 7.1 Inumaru-kun's Sunday

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Ken: Alright then, everyone let's meet at my place at 8.
Kids: That's early... Let's do it after Pokémon Sunday.
Ken: Alright then 9.
Kids: But I want to watch One Piece.
Ken: Hmm, then what about 10?
Inumaru: If possible I'd like to watch the "It's Okay to Laugh! Special.

(Note: Inumaru is dressed up as Tamori, the host of the show)

Ken: ...Ok then 12 is fine?
Inumaru: No it's not.
Inumaru: I can't miss "Leave it to Akko"
Kids: I-Inumaru-kun
Kids: Just leave it to her already.
Kids: There is no end to this!!
Stuff written under frame: Expression of her height.

(Note: Leave it to Akko is a variety/talk show hosted by singer Akiko Wada (she's tall))

Inumaru: Akko-san's voice sounds like TUBE's voice.
Kids: Now that you mention it...

(Note: Tube is a Japanese pop band formed in the 80's)

Tamako: ....
Tamako: Ryuichi-kun said he wants to play too!!
Ryuichi: Wh..Wh..
Ken: Eh, ya that’s fine.
Inumaru: You come.
Tamako: See that Johnny-like person is even saying it! Don't be embarrassed.

(Note: Johnny Kitagawa is a very famous boy band producer,
often used simple English words like You or Hey mixed in his Japanese)

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Ryuichi: N-not really.
Ryuichi: It's not like I said I wanted to play or anything.
Everyone: Ah...
Everyone: He's the type of kid who isn't honest with themselves.
Inumaru: That's not what your aura is telling me.
Tamako: Se.. See. Even that Miwa-san like person is saying those spiritual things.
Go play!!

(Note: Akihiro Miwa is a famous gay singer and drag queen who talks about auras and energy a lot)

Ryuichi: But, you see, my piano teacher is coming over so I'm busy.
Ryuichi: That's why I don't have time to play, everyone is just mistaken.
Inumaru: If you give up then that is the end of the match.
Tamako: Even that Anzai-sensei like person is even saying it!
Piano is important but so is playing with your friends.
I'll even talk to your mom for you.

(Note: Anzai is the coach from Slam Dunk)

Ryuichi: Eh...
Tamako: Alright, gather all of your courage and say "Let's play basketball together!"
Kids: Ryuichi fight!
Kids: You can do it!!
Inumaru: Offense!! Offense!!
Inumaru: Soo
Kids: Ehh
Inumaru: Ohh
Kids: Ehh

(Note: Soo-Ehh-Ohh-Ehh is a basketball crowd chant in parts of Japan)

Inumaru: Uwuuu!! Don't worry it's alright! Fuuuu!!
Tamako: Even that um, ahh.. Who is that!?
Tamako: Even that person from an unknown inspiration is saying it.
Background: Melancholic Shunpei

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Inumaru: Fine then, I'll go to Ryuichi-kun house to play.
Ken: Hm? Then you aren't coming over to my place?
Inumaru: I'll come over later!! About the time when things are about to get lively and everyone starts
playing the eating Jagariko from both ends game

(Note: Jagariko is a potato snack, like chips/crisps, in the shape of a stick)

Tamako: Don't do that mixer-like game!!
Tamako: This should be fine? You won't have to leave your house either.
Ryuichi: I-it doesn't matter. I don't care if you come...
Inumaru: I said I was going, but d-don't mistake this for anything
Tamako: Inumaru don't you turn into a tsundere too.
Narration: Sunday
Dad: Ah, Ryuichi you look happy today.
Ryuichi: N-not really...
A friend is coming over that is all...
Dad: Ooh...
Mom: Ah...? But you have piano lessons and English school today.
Ryuichi: Wha... I have English too?

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Inumaru: Poppy, Poppy, Poppy in the car.

(Note: Inumaru is singing the Diax car freshener commercial from 1981 where a man sings riding a toy car.)
(Note: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMOVA8jNmmQ commercial)

Dad: Oh!! Is that your friend?
Dad: ...Friend, huh....
This is the first time he's brought someone to the house...
Dad: I wonder what kind of kid he is?
Inumaru: Ryu---ui---chi--ku---n
Inumaru: Le--ts Pla--y
Inumaru: Balls
Dad: I'm sorry Ryuichi. I've been busy with work and haven't paid you much attention
Dad: But I beg you. Please don't run towards delinquency.

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Inumaru: I'm Inu
Inumaru: Maru

(Note: Tomoyuki Sanpei is a comedian finishes with his routine with the phrase
Sanpei desu while putting one arm up to his ear and pulling away then doing it to the other side)

Dad: Whoa... He's already inside and he's doing the "I'm Sanpei" in this day and age
Dad: Umm... Is he a friend from the same class?
Ryuichi: No. We aren't in the same class.
Inumaru: And we aren't friends
Dad: Wha!?
Inumaru: We are more than friends but less than lovers...
Probably we both know we like each other but we can't quite bring ourselves to say anything to solidify it...
Then one day another friend say "Hey you guys going out, right?"
Without even thinking we look at each and then one says "Y-y-ya I guess we are, aren't we?"...
The other persons face turns red and says "I-I guess we are"..
Dad: That's long!!
But that is the most fun age
Mom: Inumaru-kun... I'm sorry that you came all this way.
But Ryuichi is busy, he has piano lessons and has to go to English class after..
Mom: Right! Ryuichi?
Ryuichi: Y..
Ryuichi: Ya....
Dad: ....

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Dad: Ryuichi... It's okay to take a break from piano and English, so go and play.
Ryuichi: Eh!?
Dad: In exchange, you two have to get along and have fun.
Ryuichi: O..Okay
Mom: What are you saying dear? Right now is an important time for him. He doesn't have time to play.
Dad: Playing with friends is also important.
Dad: Look... It's been awhile since the last time we saw Ryuichi smile like that.
Ryuichi: Dad says so, so I have no choice
Inumaru: Let's go to Ken-kun's place.
Dad: ...Today
Dad: he's going to come back and have learned something more important than something that can be taught.
Mom: I wonder if its ok to drive that thing on the roads?
Background: Blast-off!!
Inumaru: Hey, did you know that, that room in this apartment.
Inumaru: That's where Tamako-sensei lives!!
Ryuichi: But the laundry is for a guy?
Inumaru: Ah... weird.. did I make a mistake...

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Inumaru: Ah... Let's go through the drive through.
Ryuichi: Naw...I'm not really hungry. Hey can this thing even go through the drive through!?
Ryuichi: Anyways, let's go as fast as we can.
Ryuichi: I'm busy. My schedule is divided into minutes.
Inumaru: Divided poop...

(Note: minute and poop are homonyms in Japanese)

Ryuichi: Who cares about that useless vision! Speed up.
Inumaru: But they say "Before you take up speed, you have to take out your wiener"
Ryuichi: Nowhere does traffic saying exist
Inumaru: They also say "SPEED dance leader Hitoe-chan"
Ryuichi: That's just an introducing the SPEED member!!

(Note: SPEED was a female pop music and dance group)


Ryuichi: Could it be that this thing can't go any faster?
Inumaru: Nope!!
Girl: Geez... You are useless without me around.
Inumaru: Tamako-sensei...

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Chapter 7.2
Tamako-sensei's Sunday

Alarm: Wake up Nyan
Alarm: It's time Nyan
Tamako: L-losing weight leaving behind just the boobs
Tamako: What a dream diet
Tamako: Th-then I'll temporarily put on tons of weight.
Tamako: And lose it all with the diet and have huge boobs.
Tamako: .... It...It was just a dream?
Tamako: Whoa.. I over slept.
Phone: Sorry I'm going to be a bit late.

Predicted text
Late Running late
Bum is Bum
Bum is showing

(Note: late and bum start with the same character お in Japanese)

Background: Bam
Background: Shower
Background (bottom): Projected image

Page 98

Brother: You're late
Brother: Tamako
Tamako: S-Sorry. I overslept, then I watched a bit of Leave if to Akko
Brother: Just leave it to her already.
Brother: Anyways, here you go, some of my underwear and clothes.
Tamako: They are all wrinkled. Did you wash them?
I see you are still messy as ever.
Brother: Hahaha
Tamako: It's not hahaha
Brother: But I don't think you will have a need for them Tamako.
Tamako: I will, I absolutely will.
Tamako: Eh... Men’s underwear.
Principal: Ya. It's common sense!?

Page 99

Principal: A woman living all alone is a scary thing. So when you are drying your laundry mix in mens clothes.
Then people will think "Oh, a guy lives here". It works as crime prevention.
Tamako: Oh, I see
Prinicipal: I did it when I was young!! Thanks to that I didn't have even one stalker!!
You can't argue with those tremendous results.
Tamako: That part is a bit hard to grasp though.
Principal: Though, sometimes I did mistakenly wear men’s briefs.
Tamako: Then see ya.
Brother: Ya. Don't work too hard.
Tamako: Thanks brother.
Brother: Come home once and awhile!!
Ryuichi. ... Hey
Ryuichi: Just how long are we going to follow them?
Inumaru: But it's Tamako-sensei....
Narration: In the end, it wasn't until night when they realized it was a case of mistaken identity.
Ryuichi-kun's precious day off was spent following after someone he didn't know.
Dad: Ryuichi… How was it? Did you have fun?
Ryuichi: No, not really.
 https://mangahelpers.com/t/4649/releases/43150 [English] [Translation] Inumaru Dashi 6 by 4649 2017-03-24T18:21:07+00:00 4649 admin@mangahelpers.com **Pretty bad translation in it's current state, I put problem ares in the area to check. I would not recommend using it as is but you are free to do so you want**

Page 79

SFX: tatatata (running noises)
Inumaru: Wah.
Tamako: S-sorry. Inumaru-kun are you okay?
Inumaru: Ah I ran into sensei's Ogiyahagi.
Takamko: It's fukurahagi

(Note: Ogiyahagi is a comedy duo, fukurahagi is Japanese for leg calf.)

Tamako: But I've told you not to run in the hallways.
Inumaru: Being a mischievous boy is okay.
I want to raise him to be strong willed.
Tamako: Is, is that something you say yourself.
Tamako: Alright, let's continue on like this to the classroom.
It's time for studying.
Inumaru: Eh? No. I still haven't been it yet.
Tamako: No way! When it is play time you as much as you want,
but we have to respect the schedule.
Inumaru: Weren't we a more hands off type of school...!
Tamako: What a naive view to society.

Chapter 6 "Inumaru-kun and Inumaro-kun"

Page 80
Kids: One
Kids: Two
Kids: THHHREE
Matako: Everyone won't be dumb.
Kids: Four
Kids: Five
Kids: SIIIX
Matako: Everyone won't be dumb.
Kids: Seven
Kids: Eight
Kids: NINE
Matako: Everyone won't be dumb.
Tamako: What's wrong Inumaru?
Inumaru: Sensei!! I can't find Inumaro-kun.
Tamako: Eh? Inumaro? The doll you always carry around?

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Inumaru: Inumaro-kun, he is my,
SFX: sniff sniff
Inumaru: He is my most important friend.
Tamako: Inumaru-kun...
Inumaru: Wahhhhhhhh
Tamako: It's ok! Don't cry Inumaru!
Inumaru: Ahhhhhh
Tamako: You lost him inside the preschool grounds.
So if we look for him we will find him.
Inumaru: Ahhhhhh
Tamako: I'll help you look.
Inumaru: Ahhhhhh
Tamako: What is this!!
Tamako: When everyone was playing hid and seek, did you let go of him?
Inumaru: Noo!! I always had him.
Tamako: Ah
Tamako: Maybe it was that time..!?

Page 82
Inumaru: Ah
Inumaru It couldn't have been that time, could it!?
Tamako: Absolutely not, that was two weeks ago right?
It's has nothing to do with Michiro Bro.
Tamako: It was around here....
Tamako: Ah
Tamako: It's Inumaro-kun!!
Tamako: He flew this far...
Tamako: Guaaaaaa
Inumaru: Whaaaaaahhhh.

Page 83
Principal: Ah, You’re still here Tamako-sensei,
Principal: Guaaaaaa
Tamako: Uwaaaa, Sorry Ms. Principal.
Principal: I'm fine....
Anyways, that’s Inumaro isn't it?
Inumaru: He's my most important friend.
Tamako: Ya, its Inumaru's
Tamako: important friend.
Tamako: I have to fix it for him.
Principal: Guaaaaa
Principa: I'm fine...
Principal: But I'm sorry Tamako-sensei.
Principal: But there is a limit to clumsiness.
Principal: What is this tragedy.

Page 84
Principal: Don't cry. I'll help you.
Tamako: Where does this go through...
Principal: You sew it from the back.
Tamako: Is this how?
Principal: Ya, just like that.
Tamako: Do they sell this doll anywhere?
Principal: In the end, you're going to buy it!!
Tamako: B, But there is nothing else I can do for it in this state.
Principal: Anyways, this isn't sold in stores.
Tamako: No way, is it made by his mom....
Principal: It's not like that either.
Principal: These are chocolate dogs.
Principal: It's a prize from these candies.

Flyer ChocoDogs
Exciting present
Prize A: trip to Hawaii for 9 days and 7 nights
1 Winner

Prize B: Choco Dog Inumaro-kun doll bag.
500 winners

Tamako: Fi... 500 hundred.
What are the chances?
Pricipal: Who knows...
But there is no other way to get except to send in for one.

Page 85
Inumaru: Sensei!! Is Inumaro-kun fixed yet!?
Tamako: Ah, umm, i-it looks likes it is going to take a little more time, so just hold on.
Inumaru: Ok!! Until then I've brought a new doll!!
Makato: New doll?
Inumaru: Ya!! It was in an old storeroom at my house.
Inumaru: Sadami-chan
Makato: Guaaaaa

(Note: Doll looks like legendary haunted Okiku doll)

Tamako: What thhhhhe!?
Tamako: If he always carries around this doll some sort of haunting will defintely happen!!
Tamako: Sooner or later its hair will start growing.
Tamako: It's growing already!!!
Narration: So like this, I started eating tons of chocolate and sending in postcards.
Narration: An amount cards that if I were to wrote favorite chapter and post them all to Jump Damashi
, and won, I might be able to get a date with MikiPON

(Note: Jump Damashi (Jump soul) was the name of Jump's Readers Corner from 2006-2009.
Miki Hayashi a.k.a. MikiPON was an idol and celebrity member of the staff)

--------NOTE ON POSTCARDS ------------
All cards are addressed to Chokodog exciting present,
just at a different angle with different amount of writing
covered except for the one on top of the pile in the left frame.
--------------------------------------

Postcard: 〒101-8050
Shueisha Jump SQ Editorial Department
"Naotarou Moriyama's talk about life"

(Note: Naotarou Moriyama's talk about life was Jump SQ readers corner at the time)

Tamako: I've gained weight....

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Tamako: ....Hmmmm....
Somehow it's better now.
Tamako: But's it doesn't change that it's still all beat up.
Tamako: I guess you can't win so easy after all... and I sent that many...
Tamako: Even though there is 500, there has to be way more people trying to win.
Tamako: I can only apologize and give this back to Inumaru,
But he'll be sad, won't he.
..........
No matter how much I'll have to apologize to Inumaru for Inumaro.
I'll Inologize to Anumaru for Inomaru.

(Note: Apologize (ayamaru), Inumaru, and Inumaro all sound the same in Japanese)

Principal: Tamako-sensei
Principal: A prize from the candy company has arrived!!
Principal: It's great, you won.
Principal: Open it, open it.
Tamako: Yamada-sama congratulation on being selected.
Tamako: From the lottery you have won Prize A: 7 days and 9 nights in Hawaii.
Tamako: I won Hawaii....

Page 87
Tamako: I'm sorry Inumaru-kun
Tamako: Inumaro-kun has become like this.
Tamako: Ummm...
Tamako: An-and I'd like to give you a trip to Hawaii.
Inumaru: Thanks Tamako-sensei
Tamako: Eh... Um… But it's my fault that Inumaro-kun has become all beat up.
Inumaru: Inumaro-kun is my friend. Even if becomes all beat up I won't hate him.
Tamako: Without even thinking a cried.
Tamako: I was stupid.
Tamako: It doesn't matter if it's new or not.
Tamako: Inumaru is more of an adult than me.

Narration: One week later.
Inumaru: Tamako-sensei
Inumaru: I forgot Inumaro-kun in Hawaii
Narration: Without even thinking I cried. https://mangahelpers.com/t/4649/releases/43146 [English] [Translation] Inumaru Dashi 5 by 4649 2017-03-23T20:06:07+00:00 4649 admin@mangahelpers.com Chapter 5.1
Inumaru Catches a Cold
Page 69

Tamako: I have 3 potatoes
Tamako: and I eat 2. How many are left?
Background: Teacher is hungry!!
Kids: One
One
Inumaru: IKKO

(Note: Inumaru is picturing the trans makeup artist and TV personality Ikko whose name is a homonym for one)

Inumaru: The potatoes were digested and turned to gas inside the body!!
Will it come out of Tamako-sensei behind!?
Tamako: He even said as if it was a next episode preview.
Tamako: ...... Inumaru you have a fever.
Tamako: Your body is a bit hot.
And your jokes were a bit dull
You aren't feeling well are you?
Inumaru: Ya
Inumaru: But I wash my hands properly, and even rinse my mouth! Why am I sick!
Tamako: The cause is this. This.

(Note: Marudashi is exposed or naked)

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Tamako: Lately it has been getting cold.
Tamako: Of course you’re going to catch a cold dressed like that.
Tamako: Now put on these warm pants.
Inumaru: No! I'm not cold!!
Tamako: You'll never even get slightly better like that!!

(Note: Ikkouni homonym for not in the slightest, which Tamako just said)

Tamako: See? You can only say the same gags from before.
Inumaru: Ah... A
Inumaru: ACHOOO
Tamako: Look you are cold after all.
Tamako: And you sneeze like an old man.
Principal: I have this prepared for Inumaru-kun just for a time like this.
Principal: Inumaro series
warm pajama costume.

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Tamako: Now we have to take your temperature. If it's high we have to go to the hospital.
Tamako: Put it under your arm!!
Naration: 1 minute later
Background Waki-kun

(Note: Picture of actor Tomohiro Waki. Waki is a homonym for armpit or under the arm.)

Tamako: 36.9°C only a slight fever.
Tamako: That's good
Inumaru: Binetsu☆Danji

(Note: Binetsu Danji is a male Japanese pop trio. The name means fever boys)

Tamako: What should we do?
Should we send him home?
Principal: Inumaru-kun do you want to go home?
Inumaru: Nooo! I'll properly sleep here.
Tamako: .....Absolutely!?
Inumaru Ya, absolutely!!
Tamako: Are you really going to sleep here quietly!?
Inumaru: A samurai never repeat themselves.
Inumaru: A samurai never repeat themselves!
Tamako: You said it twice.

Page 72
Narration: 1 hour later
Kids: Pass
Kids: The left side is open.
Tamako: Oh
Tamako: He is sleeping quietly like he should.
Background window: GOAL!

Page 73
Tamako: Got it!? You abso--lutely can't go outside!!
Inumaru: Sorry
Tamako: You'll just make your fever worse doing a Kazu dance in that state.

(Naote: Kazu is a Japanese soccer player famous for his goal celebrations)

Tamako: It's not just you, Inumaru, you’ll pass it on to your friends.
Inumaru: But the left side was open.
Tamako: You don't have that far too aggressively score points!
Tamako: Ahhh...Maybe we should send you home after all.
Inumaru: Dummy
Tamako: I can see right through you.

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Tamako: Why are you running around so much even though you are in pain.
Inumaru: But, I want to play a whole bunch.
Tamako: Hang in there until your fever goes away.

Inumaru: I promised Futoshi-kun that we would do the Oshiri-mpics.

Background: Oshiri-mpics. A tournament of dreams among athletes to decide the world’s best Oshiri-ete.
Also known as: Olym-hips

(Note: Oshiri means bum in Japanese. A play on the words athlete and Olympics)

Tamako: Don't do that even when fever goes away.
Tamako: Inumaru, you really love kindergarten, don't you.
Inumaru: Ya!!

Inumaru: And Ken-kun, Mitoshi-kun, Yuki-chan, and everone, the bus driver,
Tamako-sensei, the principal. I love everyone.

Tamako: .... Ya
Tamako: So let's hurry up and get better so everyone can play together.

Narration: The next day. Inumaru-kun was completely healthy.

Principal: Tamako-sensei lets go to the hospital.
Tamako: Hospital IKKO !?

(Note: Ikko is a homonym for lets go)

Narration: I caught his fever and last season’s joke.



Page 75
Chapter 5.2

Tamako-sensei's Glasses

Kid: Everyone who wants to play dodgeball grab this finger.
Inumaru: Everyone who thinks that leg cramp sounds like a dirty word grab this finger.
Tomoko: Today..
..I ran out disposable lenses and wore my glasses.
Tamako: But I really wanted to avoid wearing glasses to preschool.

Tamako: Why?

Kid: Inumaru look out!!

Tamako: Because of this.

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Kids: Tamako-sensei are you okay!?
Tamako: I, I'm fine,
Be careful not to step on any broken pieces.
Tamako (background): Ofcourse,

Tamako (backgroudn): I'm spending the day with energetic kindergarteners.
Tamako: Don't worry!! Let's continue playing dodgeball.
Kids: Sorry.
Tamako (background): I could guess that my glasses would break and was ready.
Tamako (background): Because of that, in preperation, I brought an extra pair.
Tamako *background): Even so,
Kids: Inumaru look out!!
Tamako (background): This happens.
Inumaru: Sensei are you alright?
Tamako: Th, that voice. Is that you Inumaru!?
Tamako: I can't see anything without my glasses.
Tamako: Inumaru I can just baaarely see your face.

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Principal: The strength might not match, but I'll lend you my extra pair.

Kids: Inumaru look out!!

Tamako: Uwaa. What should we do...
inumaru: Sensei! Use my gag glasses!!
Tamako: Ah!!
Tamako: I can see!!

Tamako: Thanks Inumaru, you saved me!! Can you lend me these until I buy some contacts?

Inumaru: Ya!!

Tamako: I ran out of contacts.

Doctor: Ah. Yamada-san what you ran out of isn't just contacts.
I'll introduce you to a different kind of hospital.



 https://mangahelpers.com/t/kewl0210/releases/16730 [English] [Translation] Inumaru Dashi 4 by kewl0210 2009-10-11T00:03:12+00:00 kewl0210 admin@mangahelpers.com I'd like to try to translate this more. I'm hoping the obscure references and hard-to-lookup things decrease as it goes on. Which I think they do.
Also since we're gonna use volume scans for this I'm just gonna skip the insert texts they only put in the issues. I guess I'll have to scan in the volumes, too. But someone else has to actually scanlate it...
The first volume is 15 chapters long, and has little profiles in between chapters, so I'll do the extras at the end of the volume.

[Inumaru Dashi 4 Translation by Kewl0210]
Page 1: Eeeeeeeeh!! This man!!
He's Big Bro Itou Michihiro , isn't he!!?
Magazine(Top): Coming to Matatabi Kindergarten!
体操のお兄さんでおなじみ
(Right): The famous gymnast big bro
(Left): Don't tell[cut off] with[cut off] [This is the title of the show
a couple lines down]
He... He's coming to this kindergarten!?
Why!?
超定番教育番組 この前の男の人のことはパパにはないしょ
The gymnast big bro from the high standard educational program "Don't Tell
Papa About The Man That Was With Mom Before!!"
主婦にも超人気で他番組にも引っ張りだこの超有名人ですよ！？
The program super popular with not just kids, but also housewives, so much
that it even pulls up other programs, that super-famous guy!?
幼稚園紹介も兼ねた体操ロケやってたから申し込んどいた
Principal: They were holding referrals for kindergartens for exercise locations
so I applied for it.
ていうか 言っといて
Tamako: E~~h, I'm nervous. So um, tell me what I should know before the
TV crew gets here.
Principal: Well, Tamako-sensei.
Even with the TV crew coming it's still the same as usual.
普段から一生懸命
Just do your job as you normally would, and try try your best not to get
embarrassed.
Tamako: Is... Is that so...
Principal: It's fine to just be yourself.
Michihiro: Yaa!! I'm Big Bro Michihiro!!
Let's have lots of energy today!! Together with our friends at Matatabi
Kindergarten!!
Title: The 4th Time (1) "Exercise Big Bro is Here!!"

Page 2:
Michihiro: First, all of Matatabi Kindergarten's senior group are
鼓笛隊のマーチングを披露してくれるぞ
presenting their drum and bugle marching band!
SFX: Piii pih pih
SFX: Don don shakaan
Inumaru: My~~ grandpa is~~~~~
がちで支持率8%とか超下がっちゃって
tends to~~ have a super-low approval rating of like 8%~~
SFX: Dokodoko
SFX: Dondodoh
SFX: Paapaa zuncha
Michihiro: Just now, in the middle of the tambourines, was a DAIGO-
Principal: Just your imagination.
SFX: DON DON tatatatata
太鼓
Note: This is a pun, tambourine is "taiko" which is similar in pronunciation
in Japanese to "DAIGO". DAIGO is a Japanese singer/songwriter whose grandfather
is the former prime minister of Japan, in the late 80s, whose approval ratings
went down to 8% after a sales tax he introduced which was blamed on his
grandson. [Based on me trying to translate the Wikipedia articles of these
people, so might be off a little bit if I misinterpreted. Japanese historical
scandals are not my forte.]
Michihiro: Thanks, senior group!!
Now, everyone gather round, for what you've all been waiting for,
Let's begin~~ animal exercises~~!!
Music, start!!

Page 3:
Michihiro: Stre~~ch your le~~gs
fa~~r apa~~rt~~!!
Tamako: Don't, cameraman-san!!
Cameraman: What happened to that child's underwear!?
Tamako: Eh,
Um...
ようで パンツっていうか羞恥心
Yes... he must have lost them somewhere... Underwear... you might say...
gives him shame...
精神
Director Guy: It's a spiritual problem!?
Tamako: A-Anyway, just don't film that child...!!
夕方からちんちん全国放送とかクレームが半端なそうだし
There'll be some real complaints if you show a penis on a national broadcast
netwqork in the evening.
If you just focus on Big Bro Michihiro you'll get big numbers.
Director Guy: Yes.. but...
ぴったりマーク
That child is staying near Big Bro and isn't moving away... He's right on
the mark.
Somebody: Eh~~ well... if we don't shoot Big Bro the ratings will...
Then don't film the child, just film right above him.
Somebody else: I-If we film there, we'll get the opposite result and get
lots of complains anyway, with that picture.
For a certain reason we'll get ratings but really we can't do that!!
Principal: I-It's okay. My Tamako-sensei will stealthily move Inurmaru-kun
away.
On Page (SFX): Lion Pose GAOOH GAOOH
Elephant Pose PAOON PAOON
SFX: Sah

Page 4:
イルカのジャーンプ
Michihiro: Dolphin Juuump!
SFX: Tatatata surih
People: Its gotten worse......
Th-This is bad! Big Bro hasn't noticed!! He's making a huge smile!
Principal: What's the possibility that he'd smile if he knew his butt was
out...
Person: ZERO!! What kind of pervert is are you!?
Michihiro: Now!! Let's get even more intense!!
Somebody: No, don't get more intense!!
This ain't good, we're gonna get the most complaints in the show's history.
Director: Reshoot it!
Tamako: Gyaaa
Principal: What are you doing, Tamako-sensei!!
SFX: Burun burun
Director: Again from the beginning of the exercises.
Principal: Um... but there's no time left.
It's already time to close the school. As soon as this ends the students
have to go home.
Somebody: Eh!? *Ketsukacchin!?
業界用語。撮影時間が限られていること。
Asterisk that's there originally: *Business lingo. It means being out shooting
time.
Note: It's also a pun because "ketsu" means butt.
Principal: That's true. Big Bro's butt is rock hard.
Note: A pun on her mishearing them. She literally says "Kacchikachi"
Director: That's not what I meant.

Page 5:
Director Guy: Okay, it's fine, just only show Big Bro in face shots!!
Cameramen: Got it!!
Director Guy: And when you're facing his back cut to the kids!!
Cameramen: Okay!!
Michihiro: Okay, kids!!
SFX: Gururih (spinning)
SFX: Gururuin
Kids: Okay, Big Bro!!
SFX: Kurukuru
Somebody: Okay, the kids... Nooo... not that kid!!
SFX: Kuruh
Michihiro: Well today I made friends with everyone at Matatabi Kindergarten!!

Our time was short, but everyone had lots of energy and had fun!! So see
you tomorrow!! Reaaaady!!
Kids: See ya lateeeeeeeer!!
Director guy: It's finally over, somehow.........
Teachers: We're really sorry.
SFX: Fuuuu
ちょっと尺が余ってた
On Page: There was a little too much footage left on.
On Screen: The End

Page 6:
Title: The 4th Time (2) "Inumaru-kun and Playing Mama"
Yuki: I'll be the kind mom!!
Boy[Never says his name]: I'll be the cool dad!!
Inumaru: I'll be the dog that can never get emotionally attached to humans!!
Boy: Why'd you give it that kind of condition!?
Yuki: Dear, I've made dumplings for you.
Boy: Time to ea~~t, musha musha.
Inumaru: WAN WAN WAN!!
Boy: Can Poochy have a dumpling, too?
Inumaru: WAN!! WAN!!
UOOON!!
SFX: DOGOON
Inumaru: HAHHAH!! HAH!! HAH!!
Yuki: D... Dear, are you all right...?
SFX: Tatta tatta zuru zuru
Inumaru: UOON!!
SFX: DOGOOON
Kids: That dog's really messing things up...
SFX: ZUN...

Page 7:
Yuki: Not really the dog, Inumaru-kun, don't mess up our fun!
Boy: That's right, that's right! Just as Yuki-chan says!!
Inumaru: Sorry...
Yuki: No... Um... If you just be a normal dog it's fine!!
Boy: Yeah, as long as you don't do anything weird.
Inumaru; Um, but,
The dog, it
I, like
don't get to do anything, right,
so, mm,
泣く寸前
Yuki: Ah, he's about to cry!!
Boy: Then, then you can be the dad!!
Inumaru: Is that okay!?
SFX: Pata pata pata
Then I'll wear that suit~~ and be the father~~
Boy: Eeh, the dog's gonna be the dad!?
Then what am I gonna be with just underwear on...?
Inumaru: You can be the dog.
香水の匂いで浮気がばれるところからね
Inumaru: The dad has the smell of perfume on him and he's exposed as being
unfaithful.
修羅場
Boy: What's with that kind of dreadful scene!?

Page 8:
Mom: Welcome back, dear[heart]
You're a bit late, I'll go heat up dinner,so...
And right after take a bath...
.........
...That's not your smell...
You've been unfaithful again, haven't you...
Dad: I'm wearing perfume.
Mom: I don't believe that... It's different from how you smelled this morning.
..
And this is the smell of a woman's perfume...
なんとか言ったらどうなの！！
Mom: Wait, why don't you say something!!?
Dad: You're a woman with a nose stronger than a dog's.
Mom: So you're admitting it!!
Why!! While you have me here...
SFX: WAN WANWAN WAN
Mom: Be quiet, Poochy!

Page 9:
お前こそどんな趣味をしてる
Inumaru: A-And what kind of hobbies do you have!?
Kids: What is this...
Yuki: Inumaru-kun, this feels kinda creepy.
Boy: Let's do something else.
純愛の方がいい
Yuki: Wouldn't pure love be better!!?
韓国
It's like a Korean drama!!
カムサハムニダー
Dad: Kamsahamnida
Wait-nida!!
Note: Kansahamnida is "thank you" in Korean.
Mom: Wan-sama!! I've already left you!
Why are you chasing after me!!?
Dad: It's because I~~~
*Love you.
*Note: Here he says "chuki" the Korean word for love.
Inumaru: Kamsahamnida!
Tamako: How long are you all going to play out here? Everyone's already
gone inside.
SFX: Gah
Inumaru: Hasamnida your mouth!
Tamako: Hasamnida!?
Note: Here Hasamnida in Korean this seems to mean "be quiet".
SFX: Uru uru uru uru https://mangahelpers.com/t/kewl0210/releases/13855 [English] [Translation] Inumaru Dashi 3 by kewl0210 2009-07-07T03:27:22+00:00 kewl0210 admin@mangahelpers.com I decided to go with "Dashi" because they do really pronounce it, after hearing
the Vomic. It's just cutoff at the end, but you can hear the "i". I'm keeping it as two words, though. There's a thing about "how it's pronounced" making it supposed to be two words in here. They even write it that was on the volume covers. By the way I'll probably do the extras in the volumes at some point, too. I bought 1 and 2. Whenever Noodles scans them, I guess.

Also, you'll just need to look up the celebrities if you want to know them. If the joke about it isn't clear, I'll put in a note. Then I'll just be looking it up anyway.

Also, don't think I'm just gonna translate the new stuff. Because the introduce
a lot of other characters by that point. I'll maybe catch up later once I have free time in August. Or at least try to get a few our rather than one a month like this. Also this is the last "bonus pages" chapter. The rest have 9-11.

Ya can see the Vomic of this chapter here:
http://www.s-cast2.net/vomic/inumaru/
It's part 3.

[Inumaru Dashi 3 Translation by Kewl0210]
Page 1:
Tamako: Why!?
What on earth is going on!?
How is this happening!?
Side: A disaster in the garden!!
Tamako: The always fully-exposed-penis Inumaru-kun is
wearing pants!!
How......
But it's raining, isn't it...
It's rain
Everyone~~ hurry, come inside~~!!
SFX: Wa~~
Middle: The much talked about kindergarten gag manga!! The third time of the new serialization, a big 13 pages!!
Tamako: It's a drawing.
Insert Text: ☆Exposed
Note: The "It's rain", "it's a drawing" "exposed" all end in "dashi". To form a kind of rhythm to them.

Ooishi Kouji
Inumaru Dashi

Page 2:
Title: The 3rd Time
"Inumaru-kun VS Pants"
Tamako: Principal-sensei... What started Inumaru-kun not wearing underpants?
Principal: Eh?
Now you mention it
I've never seen that child wear pants.
On Page: Since the enrollment ceremony
Tamako: So his penis is exposed by default!?
Why don't you make him put something on!?
Principal: He says "Compared to putting on underwear, getting run over by an *Itasha would be better~~" and such and runs wild.
Top: *Itasha
*Note: An Itasha is a car with an anime or game character or maker's logo covered with it.
Tamako: Th... That far...
But at this rate, once he's reached adulthood...
犯罪の域
it'll reach the level of a crime.
[Chart]
[Top] Graph
Crime
[Bottom, higher] Age
[Bottom] Direct Proportion
Inumaru (on Page): Wa~~i
Wa~~i
On Page (middle): Middle School
Principal: I guess so.
Tamako: Before that happens, I have to do something.
Left (in caligraphy), columns go from right to left: If he will not wear,
I shall try to make him wear
Cuckoo
Tamako: Inumaru-kun, look, looK!!
Underpants!! Don't they look nice?
Inumaru: Are they yours, sensei!?
Tamako: No!!
They're Inumaru-kun's!! Aren't you embarrassed not wearing them?
Inumaru: Yes!!
I'm embarrassed!!

Page 3:
心地いい
Inumaru: That embarrassment feels good!!
Tamako: It's no good, he's already reached that level!
A frontal attack is useless...
On Page: Tamako-sensei's Trap
SFX: Doki doki (heartbeat)
Instead, he powered up, failure!!

Page 4:
Tamako: Inumaru-kun!!
Please look at this.
エリート社長懲役2年！！わいせつ物陳列罪
Side of article: Elite Company President, 2 years of penal servitude!! The Crime of Indecent Exhibition
井原木 政彦凝者
Ibaraki Masahikoyoukorisha (51)
Tamako: Understand? You have to wear underpants to be an adult.
Or you'll get arrested[arrested written big] like this man.
Inumaru: A... Arrested!?
Tamako: When he heard "arrested" I think he acted scared... Sorry... But now you'll understand...
Inumaru: This nice old man got...
Tamako: You know that person!?
Inumaru: Yeah... He lives near my house.
He wasn't the kind of bad person who'd get arrested!! This is strange.
Tamako: That sorta fashion is not good!!
あと九字護身法ってのをおしてくれたんだ
After, he taught me a 9-kanji self-defense method.
Ibaraki: 臨・兵・闘
Confront Soldier War
者
Person
皆
All
陣
Ranks
陳
In
列
descent
罪
Crime
列在前
Tamako: It wasn't "Line Exist Before"!?
Note: These 9 kanjis in a row is said to be a Taoist spell. Though he changes the end, changing two kanjis (one which appeared before) and moving one. It's normally how Tamako says it.

Page 5:
Tamako: Anyhow, please put on underwear!!
Inumaru: I do~n't wa~~nna
Tamako: No~~ please put them on.
Inuamru: N~~O~~
A~~I~~YAA
I~~YA~~Sa~~Sa~~
沖縄風
Inumaru: Why's it gotten Okinawa-like!?
Note: He's saying "Noo" with an Okinawa dialect.
Inumaru: I definitely do~~n't wanna~~~!!
Tamako: Please wai- UOOO
Principal: ......So? Didn't it go like that?
Tamako: It did.
Principal: W... Well... Don't get discouraged............
That child will put underwear on by himself sooner or later.
Tamako: No...!! I have to make him wear them!!
Principal: Speaking of a butt being completely exposed.............
逆に脱がされていた
It's the opposite, something got taken off.

Page 6:
Inumaru Dashi
イントネーション
Insert: The intonation is "Inumaru Dashi"! [Indicating there's a separate emphasis on the Dashi part. So that's part of why I'm writing it as two words.]
Title: The 3rd Time 2 "Mischievous Child Inumaru-kun"
Side: The standard of mischief is...!?
Futoshi: He~~~y, Inumaru~~!!
Inumaru: Bully-child Futoshi-kun!!
Futoshi: I thought of something interesting~~!!
If you're not interested I won't forgive you!!
Inumaru: Bully Futoshi-kun!!
Futoshi-kun!!

Page 7:
Inumaru: Are you okay, bully Futoshi-kun?
Futoshi: Ow~~!! Who'd put something like a pitfall here~~
That's dangerous~
And they put dog poop there, too.
Inumaru: It's not dog poop, it's my poop.
Futoshi: Eh~ Why is your poop in there?
Could it be... You made this pitfall...
Inumaru: It wasn't me, but more importantly, it sure was made well, bully Futoshi-kun.
Futoshi: Oh~~~ what's that mean~~
Inumaru: Let's surprise Tamako-sensei!!
Futoshi: Eh~~~~ what sorta thing?
Inumaru: Something like that pitfall just now.
Futoshi: From just now? I knew it, it was you who...
Inumaru: It wasn't me, bully Futoshi-kun!!
Futoshi: So you know from now, it's not Futoshi, it's Takashi.
Inuamru: This way, bully Futoshi-kun!!
Futoshi: Oh~~ Jus- wait~
Inumaru: Futoshi-kun!!

Page 8:
Inumaru: We'll call Tamako-sensei here.
She'll get caught in this jump rope, and
the swing will shake-
and the ball on it will fly off with a "bohn"
The ball will land on the slide and roll down-
and end up hitting the fan with a "gohn"--
like that.
Note: "Oh Macching" is a reference to Maicching Machiko Sensei.
Inumaru: And with my left hand I'll eat potato chips.
Futoshi: That's not like Death Note.
Not to mention it'll never work. It's full of places where something could mess it up.
First, I don't think an adult could get tangled in a jump rope.
And even if they do, the ball will just fall off the swing.
And even if it flies off, it won't go down the slide easily.
割と賢いいじめっ子
On Page: Relatively-wise bully

Page 9:
Inumaru: Then what do you think we should do, together?
Futoshi: It's not "what we should do"~ by the way,
Isn't that principal-sensei's fan? She'll be mad that you just took it on your own.
Inumaru: A~~~~~
Futoshi: HEEEEEY
Principal: I knew it was you two!!
You pulled my electric fan all this way on your own!!
Futoshi: I didn't do anything wrong, it was all Inumaru-kun...
Principal: Ah, hey, in kindergarten you shouldn't eat strange things!!
SFX: Pih
SFX: Pohn

Page 10:
SFX: Bain
SFX: Gorogorogorogoro
SFX: Gon
SFX: Batan
Insert Text: ☆A dream come true!!

Page 11:
Inumaru Dashi
Insert Text: ☆With 3 stories,
it seems like a great value!
The 3rd Time 3 "Inumaru-kun's Shadow Pictures Challenge!!"
Tamako: What's thi~~s?
Kids: A dooog!!
Inumaru: Sensei, I'll do one, too!!
Tamako: Oh!! Can you do it, Inumaru-kun?
Side: What will he show?
Inumaru: What's thi~~s!!? A butt!!
別にそこでやんなくても普通におしり出てるし...
Tamako: Even without doing that, you show us a butt normally...
And also, it's not a shadow picture.
Try doing one with a shadow!!
Inumaru: Okay!
What's thi~~s!!

Page 12:
Inumaru: How about a hint!!?
What now
もっとはじっこ歩きなさい
Please walk on the edge more!
顔真似とかわからないからね！！
We won't get it if you're mimicing the face!!
On page in the bubble: That's old
Box (words written upside down): Answer [I'm doing them in the order of looking at the page rightside-up]
美川 憲一
Mikawa Kenichi
Inumaru: Dankan, you bastard!
枝豆!!
On Page: Green Soybeans!!
Box (upside-down): Answer: Beat Takeshi
Inumaru: I'm telling you, it's not that!!
Inumaru: A poop is poop, but coming out of a butt-hole it's wha~t!?
Box (Upside down): Answer: Poop
Tamako: That's just a simple riddle, it's poop!!
Tamako: Um, without trying to imitate something~~
make something we could guess with the shape of the shadow!!
Inumaru: Okay!! I got it!!
Kid: Ah, it looks like that.
携帯の電波
Answer: Mobile Phone Signal
Inumaru: Then, wha~~t's this?
On Page: A dog
Tamako: Well, just as it is... It has that kinda feeling
Inumaru: Kay, for the next one I'll just use my hands.
Okay!! U~~m, like this~~~~~

Page 13:
Inumaru: What is i~~t!!?
Tamako: How did you make that wit hand shapes!?
However you did it, isn't it kinda like Ronaldinho!?
Tamako: Inumaru-kun, it's about time,
how bout you switch with a different friend?
Inumaru: One more time!! Sensei, just one more time!!
With this mushroom I'll make it look like my penis got bigger.
Tamako: You can't do that!!
No~~~
Inumaru: I wa~~nna~~
Kids: Inumaru's penis is!!?
Insert Text: ☆It fell off!!

Inumaru Dashi
...The 3rd Time / End
Next issue, wanting to meet the man you can only see at night, Inumaru-kun is...!?
 https://mangahelpers.com/t/kewl0210/releases/13137 [English] [Translation] Inumaru Dashi 2 by kewl0210 2009-06-11T01:32:38+00:00 kewl0210 admin@mangahelpers.com K, so this is my second translation for this. As usual with new series, the first chapters are longer than normal. The first was 25 pages and this was 16. For a gag manga, they're usually 9 or 10. The next one is about normal, it's 13. It takes a while to translate gag manga because of all the references and such.

But I'm trying to do these every once in a while. It seems it's getting scanned consistently now, so maybe we'll catch up eventually. Once the gap after the first 27 or so is filled in anyway when the first two volumes get scanned. Though this series is better suited to someone who knows a bit more about pop culture in Japan. Or what little kids do. I'll try to put in the bonus things in the volumes at some point, too. I bought the first one, haven't seen the second yet.

For whenever Noodles or whoever starts to scanlate this, make sure you put in all the notes, because they're necessary. If they're too long to fit in the margins put an asterisk and write it in the credits page. (If there's more than one put two asterisks on it and its explanation). Also make sure you put in the sound affects, I only put in the plot-relevant ones.

Inumaru Dash 2 Translation by Kewl0210]
Page 1:
Kid A: My dream is to become a baseball player.
I want to hit lots of runs like Ou-senshu or Yamamoto-senshu.
Note: Senshu apparently is a suffix for a player. And these are probably famous guys...
Board: [Along right side]Writing [Top] My [Bottom, bigger] Dream
Tamako: Okay!! Be sure to practice a lot and you'll definitely become one.
Kid B: I'll become an announcer.
I want to do things like read the news on TV.
Kid C: I'll be an artist.
I want to draw pictures like the Mona Lisa.
作文発表会ですっ！！
Side: It's a writing presentation!!
Tamako: Then Inumaru-kun, are you done?
Inumaru: Yes!!
Box: Hasn't done anything
Inumaru: Umm
Title: Second time of the new serialization!! The mysterious butt color (!?) big expantion 16 pages!!
Inumaru: I'll... become a baseball player!!
Announcer Yamamoto...mona and..........
Ho-Homeruns!! On the news on TV!!
パクった上に危険なふうにつなげない
Tamako: On top of stealing other people's ideas, don't connect them in a dangerous way!!
Title: Inumaru Dash
Ooishi Kouji

Page 2:
Box: Yamada Tamako (22) novice sensei.
Tamako: Everyone, good job.
でも ちゃんとしゃべてて息継ぎするところには「・」を...........
But be sure to properly show where you take a breath in speaking with a "comma".........
From last week, she is the sensei of this "Matatabi Kindergarten"'s Sumire class.
Note: These are names so I'm not translating them, but Matatabi means silver vine and sumire means violet (flower).
Title: The 2nd Time "Inumaru-kun and the Physical Examination"
夢に描いていた保育の仕事は想像以上に楽しいんだけど
Box: Describing dreams is nurturing work. More than using the imagination, it's fun. But
Tamako: Where you want to end, put a "period".
SFX: Yeees
ちょっと変というか大変なことがあって...それは
There's a bit strange sort of troublesome thing... that is
Inumaru: Tamako-sensei, in the lines in Jump they don't have "commas" or "periods" and stuff!!
Even though they have them in Sunday
危なっかしい
Box: This Inumaru-kun... for various reasons he's a child to watch out for.
Note: These punctuation are the Japanese equivalents. The comma is a "ten" and period is a "maru" (circle). Inumaru refers to the magazine this runs in Shonen Jump, published by Shueisha, as well as Shonen Sunday, published by Shogakukan. And he's right, by the way. Jump only ever uses expclamation points or ellipsis. Otherwise just writes a space instead of a comma and nothing instead of a period (for the most part).
Takamo: Inumaru-kun, before that, put pants on!!
SFX: Doh
Don't "doh"!! No one's laughing, don't you see!!
Box: Today, in another danger and trouble...
Tamako: Everone, line u~~~p. We're going to measure your heights~~
Box: But a fun day is beginning.

Page 3:
Tamako: Inumaru-kun's body height is~~~...
93 centimeters, eh?
Oh, in the Sumire class Inumaru-kun is the littlest.
Whoever: Oka~~y, next is body weight!
SFX: Wa~
Tamako: I was always the littlest in my class, too.
Young Tamako's Shirt: Tamako
小さく前にならえ
When we did "line up from from shortest going back" I was always in the hands on my hips position.
Note: This is a common way little kids in Japan are taught to line up.
Inumaru: Tamako-sense
Was there someone smaller than me!?
Tamamko: No~~ it's unfortunate, but being 93cm you're the little...
But my "height" is big, isn't it!!?
Note: Here he's making a pun, the Japanese word for "height" can also mean "back" (背).
Tamako: ......? What?
蒲魚ぶらないで
Sensei, don't pretend to be a Kamatoto!!
Note: Pretending to be a Kamatoto means: (1) feigning innocence, ignorance or naivety; (2) someone (esp. a woman) pretending to be innocent, ignorant or naive (to attract men)
Sensei, what's a Kamatoto!!?
Someone else: Like from before, what're you talking about all by yourself!?

Page 4:
Doctor or whoever: Inumaru-kun 14.0 kilograms...
Ah, 13.9 kilograms.
Inumaru: Right!
Up!
Down!!
Doctor: Put it on your eye the right way.
本格的
Could you not go that far to avoid getting it normally!?
Note: That's the mascot thing from Jump
Tamako: Inumaru-kun, you're completely good with just the naked eye, right?
[Handwritten part]Just like that, the naked eye.
Inumaru: 79cm A-cup.
Tamako: He's too good.
Tamako: But hey, Inumaru-kun. Even if you're good now, so they don't get worse or anything, you have to be careful with them.
Look, sensei's eyes are bad so she has to put in contacts, but
いろいろとすっごく不便なんだから
they can have some things that are extremely inconvenient.
毛沢東じゃないからコンタクトだから
You're not Mao Zedong so you have contacts.
中国の英雄だからその人
He was a hero in China, that person.
Note: There's no clear joke here. It seems be something like the Japanese word for "extremely" sounds like the Japanese word for "China". So Inumaru heard something like "because of some things that are inconveniences in China."

Page 5:
Okay, everyone, come in one at a time...
予防接種をします
and we'll... immuninize.... you~...
SFX: Ye~s
Inumaru: Sensei, what's "immunize" mean!? Could it be something ecchi........
..
Tamako: Eh... um... It's... a.......
Sort of "injection".... you know?
統率のとれたフェイントで逃げないで！！ 痛いの一瞬だけだから！！
Don't just take command to do a feint and run away!! It'll only hurt for a moment!!
SFX: Guuu guuu guuu guuu
Tamako: And pretending to sleep isn't good either!
恐怖の注射
Inumaru: Oda Yuuji-san, the dreaded injection is finally...
SFX: Heeeeeere!!
ネタフリとは
And pretending things like that to scare him is bad, too!
Note: Here both of the above bubbles are read the same way, "netafuri" pretending
to sleep and a sort of "give someone made up information as a prank".
Yuuji: Buwaaaaaa
Doctor: Lo~ok, it's already over.
Yuuji: Moooomyyy [On page]
Tamako: It's your turn, Inumaru-kun...
SFX: Doki doki (heartbeat)
Inumaru: I don't wanna!!
Tamako: It's all right, it doesn't hurt!!
Inumaru: R...Really?
人名尻取りを家族でやってた時思わずAV女優の名前を言ってしまった作者より...
When I was playing "person's names shiritori" with my family and without thinking I said an AV Actress' name, and the creator...
Note: Shiritori is a Japanese word game where you make chains of words by finding a new one starting with the last character of the last person. An
AV Actress is and adult video actress. Also, I have no clue what this has to do with anything.
怖がらなくていいからね
Doctor: There's no need to be nervous.
Now, put out a hand, if you please.
Inumaru: Which hand!!?
Doctor: Hahaha, either is fine.
Inumaru: Then this one..
Doctor: Sorry, I didn't think of those two choices.
Put your arm out
Obu
Inumaru: I~~don't~~wanna~~
Tamako: Inumaru-kun

Page 7:
Doctor: All of the other children did it, you're the last one.
You're a boy, so you have to endure it.
Inumaru: I'm a girl.
Tamako: Without even having to think, I can see something peaking out the back.
Principal: I guess there's no helping it...
I'll stop him from moving.
Tamako: Eh... Principal-sensei...
Principal: Inumaru-kun.
SFX: Uwa~~
よいこの紙芝居
Sign: [In black]picture story show[in white] for good children [bottom]by Principal
Principal: A long time ago~~ a long time ago~~ in a certain place
Tamako: But he's not watching at all.
SFX: Gyaaa
清楚で可憐なセクシー美女がいました
There was a near and lovely sexy girl.

Page 8:
Principal: Now!!
When that girl went to the beach, this picture was taken.
若い頃だけど
But, those were in my young days.
8月13日
Sign: August 13th
ナンパ待ち 江島にて
Flirting and waiting at Enoshima
来年こそ彼氏作るぞする
I'll get a boyfriend next year
アタシ！ガンバッ！！
Keep trying, me!!
Principal: So? I look pretty good, don't I?
不安だった予防接種は注射の痛みさどころでは済まなかったけど無事終りました
Box: The anxiety over the pain for the immunization had ended but the safe
quietness had ended.

Page 9:
Inumaru Dash
☆With two stories together
I want to see what's added!!
「みんなをおむかえに行こう」
The 2nd Time 2 "Go to Pick Everyone Up"
Side: Really ☆ hurts!!
Principal: Yes...
Okay.
I'll inquire for now, then.
Tamako: Good mo~~rning.
Side: Pickup Time!!
伺いする
Principal: Ah, Tamako-sensei. Usagi, I think, Ryou-kun...
Tamako: .........
Will he be absent again today?
Principal: For now, go to pick him up...
And see how he is.
Tamako: I'd be happy if he could come today, but...
不登園か~~...
Truant to kindergarten~~...
If I come to see Ryou-kun, I haven't come see him before...
But as the sensei in charge of him I have to do something...
Inumaru: Sensei, where're you going?
Now, I'm going to pick everyone up...
He's here before I went?
Tamako: Why are you here already!? How'd you get here!?
Inumaru: Well, um, sensei
I woke up early today.
I woke up at 5 in the morning so I walked here.
Tamako: That's dangerous!! A child alone!! There are lots of suspicious people in the world!!
Well... Inumaru-kun is suspicious, too, though.
I guess there's no helping it... Inumaru-kun, you'll just come together to pick everyone up.
[On Page]I can't just leave you alone...
行くザイル!!
Let's go zail!!
そんなエグザイルみたいな
That sounds kinda like exile.
Note: In Japanese this sorta works... Ikuzairu sounds like Eguzairu. However the first one doesn't make sense anyway...
とちゃうでスーシーでも食~~べ~~しょうよ
Hey, hey~~ ca~n't we~ ea~t suushii on the way?
業界用語にもなりきれてないし
シースーべーターでしょう
Tamako: We're not eating. And that's not quite business-type language.
Syysteem beetaaa, like that!!
Note: They're extending the syllables because buisness-type language is like words used only in business circles. Inumaru says "suushii" where Tamako says "shiisuu" which is business-type language for "system".
Inumaru: There are two! beeaaans~~
There are fo~r broken e~~~ggs
There's a fork stuck in the he~~~~ad
The ear hairs and nose hairs are two me~~ter~~s
A~~nd there we a~re, Noguyama-sa~~n
Tamako: Who is that!! What's with that drawing song!!?
Noguyama (on page): Oiiiiiii

Page 11:
Inumaru: Sensei, look, look, woo~~!!
2重跳びしないで
Tamako: Wai... Don't jump up and down on the bus!!
There's such hiiiiiiiigh tension today!!
Inumaru: Sensei, I got tangled!!
Tamako: Hey~~~ Ow~~~
けんたくんち着いた
Driver: Tamako-sensei, we've arrived at kenta-kun's~~
Tamako: Oh... Okay, okay!!
Ken's mom: Ken-chan, be sure to study hard!!
Ken: Okay!
Ken's mom: If anything happens, tell mama right away.
Be careful on the bus, go have fun!!
Ken: Okay!
怪しい車にも近寄っちゃダメよ！！
And don't go near strange vehicals!!
Ken: Okay!
Tamako: Good morni~ng!
On Bus: Matatabi Kindegarten
Tamako: I'll take good care of Kenta-kun~~
Ken: Mama~~!! I'll see you later!!
Ken's mom: Just now, could it be...
息子が怪しい車に乗り込んだ...
my son just got onto a strange vehicle...

Page 12:
Ayuki: Hey, papa, it's embarrassing so don't wait here with me.
It should've come already!!
Dad: B-But I should greet the new sensei.............
Ayuki: I said it's fine!! You'll be late for work!!
Dad: O... Okay, sorry...
Could you be more emotionally attached...
Tamako: Ayuki-chan, good morning~~
Ayuki: A~~!! Why is Inumaru-kun already riding~~!?
Tamako: Let's go.
単身赴任が長くてあまりかまえなかったからな
My work is far away from my family, so she really didn't care much.
奴に娘が父親に見せたことのない笑顔を！！
Eeeeeeeeeeeh, my daughter is showing that guy with his penis exposed a smile she wouldn't show her own father!!
沖縄の シークワーサー 送ってくれたんだ
Ken: Yesterday my grandma from Okinawa sent me a shekwasha~~!!
Ayuki: What's a shekwasha?
昔安達祐実と噂になってた
Inumaru: The one rumored to be with Adachi Yumi a while back!?
黒田アーサー
Tamako: Wasn't that Kuroda Arthur?
Note: A shekwasha is a citrus fruit, also called a Taiwan tangerine, flat lemon, hirami lemon, or thin-skinned flat lemon. Adachi Yumi is an acress and was rumored to be with an american actor named Kuroda Arthur and later broke up.
Tamako: Ah... next is Ryou-kun's house...
I wonder if he'll come today...

Page 13:
Ryou's mom: It's not that he doesn't like kindergarten. He's getting ready, but...
Tamako: What is it exactly?
Ryou's mom: But in the morning he says "It's just so fun to play games alone.
"...
Tamako: What... But surely playing together with friends is...
So just talking to the mother is of no use...?
Could you let me talk to Ryou-kun?
Ryou-kun...
It's sensei... but I'm coming it...
WHY!?
Tamako: When did you start playing games together?
We're on the way to kindergarten, aren't we!!?
Ryou: Inumaru-kun, let's play one more time!!
Inumaru: Sensei, one more time.
Tamako: No!

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運動場でサッカー
Inumaru: Then, how about we play soccer at the playing field?
Ryou: Okay!
Tamako: Eh? Ah...
Huh......!?
...I see, Ryou-kun.
You remembered how fun it is to play with friends.
そろった
Box: Since became a sensei... this is the first time all of the children in the Sumire class have been present.
Thanks to Inumaru-kun............
出席をとり
Taking attendance...
.........
Um...
Where's Inumaru-kun...?
Box: He wanted to sleep so he went home.

Page 15:
そろった あらためて
Tamako: I'll add Inumaru-kun to being present...
Good morning...
Um...... Inumaru-kun!!
SFX: Kuuu kuuu
まぶたに描いてるのバレバレなんだけど
It's obvious he drew on his eyelids, but
なんか画風違うし
the style he drew seems kind of wrong!
Wake up properly, okay!!?
Inumaru: Okay.
Tamako: Okay, let's sing the morning so~~ng
I picked who would be the person in charge before.........
Inumaru-kun!
It's obvious you put on a mask!!
天狗なんて
There are no tengus in my class!!
Note: A tengu is a kind of long-nosed red-faced goblin in Japanese folklore.
Couldn't you at least put it on your face?
Why is that the only thing in color!?

[Volume version only]Though the whole comic's in black and white.

Inumaru Dash ... The 2nd Time / End
Next time there are also extra pages, completely exposed!! https://mangahelpers.com/t/kewl0210/releases/12199 [English] [Translation] Inumaru Dashi 1 by kewl0210 2009-05-12T04:44:32+00:00 kewl0210 admin@mangahelpers.com I'm gonna take a shot at translating this manga. Really, since it's not scanned weekly, at least right now, we're better off at just waiting for tankoubon raws to come out to scanlate them. When someone scans the raw and puts it up I'll edit this and add in the opening stuff, covers, etc. The tankoubons have usually 20 chapters for a short gag-manga like this, so they come out infrequently. V2 comes out in June.
The chapters are normally 9-11 pages long, since it's a gag manga (after the first 3), which is the only reason why I'm willing to translate it, really. Also the vocabulary is all pretty basic. It does have some really good jokes once in a while, and gets better after a little while.

Promfret did a pretty good job, but did get a bunch of things wrong. Including the main character's name. The title is a pun on his name "Inumaru" and "丸出し" marudashi, which means bare/exposed. There's a small tsu on the end which indicates a glottal stop, and the shi at the end of a word is whispered pronounced anyway, so "Inumaru Dash" or "Inumarudash" would be correct for the title. I'm going with the former since it's more well known, plus it separates the name from the pun, second half of marudashi, so maybe it's more clear this way. I thought "Dash" was his last name, but that seems to be wrong. He would have Japanese name order anyway.
What we got as the title of this manga page is wrong no matter what because it's two words, but the second isn't captialized. If anyone has any other comments on the name, post it here or something. If we pick something we should ask an admin to change the manga's page title.

Note to Scanlators: Make sure you put in everything I write. It's especially important for this manga which has a lot of pop-culture notes. And there are things written on page, or things as sound affects that are plot based. I'm only gonna do those and skip the unimportant ones. Anyone is free to use this. I'll try to get more translations done when I can. Even for volume scans you should try to include the color pages, it's more complete that way.
New lines indicate new bubbles (if the lines' really long you'll have to figure it out if it takes more than one line.) And things in []s are contextual notes, not meant to be in an actual scanlation or anything.

[Inumaru Dash 1 Translation by Kewl0210]
Page 1:
さらけだせ全てを！！暴ききれ！！"漫画"の可能性を！！
斯界激震基準新連載第2弾！！
Top in Red: Expose all!! Finish disclosing!! The possibility of "manga"!!
The basis for a severe earthquake in this world, the second shot of new serialization!!
Middle of page: Inumaru Dash
The heart pounding for various reasons,
New Serialization!!!
Center Color
25 Pages!!
ちょっぴりおかしな"いぬまる君"
Side: [orange]The tiny bit [blue]strange, [pink]"Inumaru-kun"
[Greed] From today, [yellow] let's have [blue]fun [pink] playing together!!
Bottom: The 1st Time
Inumaru-kun and Tamako-sensei
Ooishi Kouji

Page 2:
Sign: Kindergarten
Tamako: Grandma,
Why do you have such big legs?
Of course, that's to run all the faster.
Title: Little Red Riding Hood-chan
Tamako: Grandma, why do you have such big ears?
Of course, that's to hear you all the better.
Then why do you have such large eyes?
Of course, that's to see you all the better.
Inumaru: Why is it even though this manga is getting a new serialization, Eyeshield 21 got the opening color pages?
Of course that's...
ジャンプの売り上げにダイレクトに影響するからだァァアアア――ッ！！！
to directly influence how much Jump is soooooold!!!
Tamako: Inumaru-kun,
It's not that kind of story.

Page 3:
Insert Text: The 1st Time
"Inumaru-kun and Tamako-sensei"
保育士 描いていた夢の職業
Box: Yamada Tamako (22), child care, that's the dream job I've always pictured.

Somebody: Hey, hey, new onee-chan.
Note: Onee-chan, means big sister, often used affectionately and not literally.

出勤した 喜びと期待でいっぱいの中
Box: It's my first time going to work at a kindergarten. Lots of my joys and hopes are in this day.
That child... I came across Inumaru-kun.
Tamako: It's not onee-chan, I hope you'll call me sensei~~[heart]
Somebody: Tamako-sensei

Page 4:
日曜日 パパとポケモンの映画行ってシェイミゲットするんだ
Somebody: On Monday I'm going with Papa to see the Pok蜊on movie, and I'm gonna get Shaymin!
フラチナ スカイフォルム
I'm gonna get Platinum soon, I want the Sky Form!!
Tamako: Huhu... I know all the Pok蜊on kids like...!! From Bulbasaur to Shaymin. [I'm using English names because I couldn't care less]
SFX: Get 'em!!
Somebody: Tamako-sensei, who's your favorite in Pretty Cure?
Tamako: It's got to be Milky Rose.
Somebody: Which member of SHIPS do you like better?
I guess I like Hiroto more than Seiji.
なんか他社のばっかりで申し訳ないけど
Tamako: Huhuhu... I'm perfect with Pretty Cure and Kirarin☆Revoluion!!
...In some other company it would be inexcusable, though.
ズポンの横からちらりん☆レボリューションしてるぞっ
Tamako: Ah, hey. There's a *Chirarin☆Revolution on the side of your pants, Kentarou-kun.
*Note: A pun on the Japanese word for penis.
Bus Driver: Say, new sensei~~
ちゃんと園児の家の場所
You've properly memorized where your pupils houses are, right?
Tamako: Y-Yes, sorry.
He sure is flashy, this driver.
It looks like that child's last.
Sign: [Big]Inumaru [On the right side]4 years old
現実の愛絶対見つけるゾ~！
I'll definitely find real love~! [Definitely is in that { part on the bottom]
Insert Text: New Member---Discovery!!
なんであいのり風なんだよ
Why are we riding together this way?

Page 5:
Tamako: What...?
I'm feeling a distinctly different aura from this child than from the other kindergartners.
なんか落ちついでデミタスコーヒーとか飲んでるし...
Like how he so composedly drinks demi-tasse coffee...
デミタスギザオイシス
Inumaru: Demi-tasse is super-delicious!!
そのしょこたんのマミタスギザカワユスみたいな！！
He's like *Shokotan's mmtsgzkwys!!
*Note: Idol and procution company.
Tamako: Umm...
It's Inumaru-kun, isn't it?
Inumaru: Ye~~s!!
Tamako: Didn't you forget something?
にもつはこのぬいぐるみの中に入れてるんだ
Inumaru: My stuff's in this stuffed animal.
Tamako: Ah... That...
turns into a bag.
No... Um...
Did you forget something more important............?

Page 6:
Inumaru: Nope!!
I've got everything!!
Tamako: That important thing for hiding things!!
Underwear!!
Inumaru: I brought that!!
Tamako: I don't mean a bra!!
And you're still a kindergartner, you don't need that, right!?
You definitely don't need that!!
大人げない
Tamako: Ah... This is childish of me...
To shout towards a child...
Don't shout anymore...
Don't shout!!

Page 7:
自由遊び時間
Insert: 8:50 Free Playtime
Tamako: Fu... Which child was he again...
Kid: Tamako-sensei, le~t's pla~y!!
Tamako: Aah... They're so cute!!
色々不安になりかけてだでど大丈夫...うまくやれそう
I was getting anxious but it's all right... I'll do fine.
Ah...
Child: Next, Inumaru-kun is it!!
Tamako: Wha~t's wrong... Inumaru-kun can look like this, too.
He's a cute pupil no different from the other children.
SFX: Kyaah Zutata
Tamako: There's something strange though...
That's just tag, right, yeah......

Page 8:
His eyes are so serious!!
Principal: How are things? Kindergarden sensei?
Tamako: Principal-sensei...
Principal: It's harder than you thought, isn't it?
Tamako: No, it's completely more fun than I thought.
受け入れてくれてます
Everyone even accepted me right from the beginning.
Principal: Is that so... I'm glad.
Girl: Hey, Tamako-sensei, why did you become a sensei?
Tamako: Nn, that's...
遊ぶ金欲しさで
Inumaru: I want money for playing.........
犯行の理由
Principal: That sort of criminal-like reason!!
Tamako: UOOOO
Something's on my back!!

Page 9:
特に大した
Tamako: N―― There's no big special reason but
I just like lively cute kids like all of you.........
And I thought if I were a sensei I would be able to see all of you every day.
ついカッとなって...
Inumaru: And in the heat of the moment...
Principal: That's such a criminal-like reason!!
Tamako: UOOO
There's something on my back again.
だけで信念
Tamako: Hahaha... I just like children, nothing else...
個人的理由だけで先生になったら
If I had selfish reasons like that for becoming a sensei,
教育者として失格かもですねっ！！
I wouldn't be qualified for the job, right!!
SFX: Niko (smile)

Page 10:
Tamako: Inumaru-kun is some mysterious child, isn't he?
Somehow he's different from the other children, wouldn't you say...?
Principal: Ah, it's nothing like that.
If you're with him a little longer, you'll understand, though.
超問題児
He's a super-problem child.
Now, now, today's snack will be~~~
Ah!! Pudding!!
SFX: Niko
Tamako: E―――h!! She has the same level of smile about the pudding as she did when she looked at me just before!!?
Children (on page):Good morni~ng
Principal: Just for today I'll be with you.
Tamako: Thanks for the help.
Principal: O~kay, now, let's sing the morning song!
SFX: Oka~y
Principal: We'll sing the morning song in rounds!
当番の子が最初に歌い出すの
The child in charge will singe first,
It's Tamako-sensei's first time so she'll be after them!!

Page 11:
Principal: I'll be playing the piano today, but
learn the song and the piano soon, okay?
Tamako: Okay! I'll do my best!!
Principal: Oka~y, today, the child in charge is who~~?
SFX: Baan
SFX: Doki doki (heartbeat), tan tarara ranran ta~n
Inumaru: Today we'll give a lively greeting―
Tamako: Today we'll give a lively greeting―
Children (on page): Greeti~ng
Inumaru: Right now we're just little kids, but―
Tamako: Right now we're just little kids, but―
みんなりっぱなおとなになるよ
Inumaru: We'll all become find adults―
Tamako: We'll all become find adults―
So~ everone, o~ld man!
Tamako: So~ Heh... Everyone, o~ld man!
SFX: Suih suih

Page 12:
自由をもとめてブリーフからトランクスときぼくらは大人になるんだ~~
Inumaru: Searching for freedom, when we change from briefs to trunks we will be adults~~
Tamako: Searching for freedom, when we change from briefs to trunks we will be adults~~
SFX: Gurun gurun
自由過ぎて今度は締め付けるのか
Inumaru: But there will also be times when we go from trunks back to briefs~~~
With too much freedom, this time you'll go tighter~~~?
恥ずかしがらずに
Don't be embarrassed, You!!
来ちゃいなよ
Come on!
Kid: Inumaru-kun...
What song is that?
Kid: That's not the morning song, is it?
振り付けとかないし...
Principal: And there's no dance...
Box: And so my kindergarten life began.

Page 13:
おてて 会わせて
Tamako: Put your hands together~~~~~
Thermos: Tamako
Everyone: Itadakimas
Insert Text: 12:00 Lunch
Tamako: Wah
Kid: Tamako-sensei, look at my bento.
パエリア
Today is paella――
Other kid: Mine is a character lunch.
Tamako: What's with this amazing spirit moms have these days.
Wah... Inumaru-kun, yours looks good, too.
Inumaru: Yeah! Today's is Beyoncé
It's *bibimbab, isn't it?
*Note: A Korean rice dish. Inumaru mistakes the name.
ごはん粒ひっつけて
Tamako: Ah, look at rice grains got stuck to you.
Inumaru: Sensei, I have a rice grain stuck to me, too.
Ah, that was my penis.
Who has a rice grain sized one!!!!?
Someone: Who are you saying all by yourself?

Page 14:
Kid: Tamako-sensei, you can eat some of mine, too.
Tamako: Waah, thank you.
You can have some of mine, too.
かえっこかえっこ
Kid: Swap with me, too.
Inumaru: Tamako-sensei, you can have some of my Beyoncé too.
Tamako: Ah, thank you, Inumaru-kun.
It's bibimbab, isn't it?
渡辺直美
Inumaru: Is it good? That *Watanabe Naomi!!
Tamako: It's Beyoncé, isn't it?
I mean, bibimbab.
*Note: A Japanese comedienne who does an impression of Beyoncé
Kid: A~~ Ken-kun put juice in his water bottle.
On page: Give me some
Give me some
Tamako: Hey now, you're not supposed to bring sweet things, you know.
Inumaru: I properly only brought not-sweet things.
だからといってウコンじゃなくても！！
Even so, this isn't Ukon!!
Hah!!!
SFX: Kuru kuru (turn)
Bottles: Ukokon
Kon uko

Page 15:
Bottles: Un
Box: No matter how much he struggles, he couldn't make it say *unko.
*Note: Unko means poop.
Tamako: Wh-What is it, Inumaru-kun, all of a sudden!!?
SFX: Buee
Tamako: D-Did you get hurt?
What on earth happened, so suddenly............
Hah...
If I think about it, I do nothing but shout at Inumaru-kun...
That's it... To Inumaru-kun I'm just a new teacher that just showed up suddenly, so he would be nervous, too...
Even so, I've just been shouting at him... I'm sorry... Inumaru-kun.
Inumaru-kun... If that's bitter, you can have some of my tea, too.
Inumaru: Bueeeeen
Jars: U n ko
SFX: Ton bita

Page 16:
Principal: Today's man in charge~~~
Give out everyone's pudding snacks~~~~~~
Inumaru: Oka~y!!
Tamako: Ah.
On Page: It's pudding―
ひとつずつだからね
Inumaru: One each, okay?
On Page: Wa―
Wa―
Inumaru: There's one person absent today, so...
There's one pudding left over, but...
Tamako: Uoooh
SFX: Mokomokomoko
Devil Inumaru: It's left over so secretly take two.
まよってる誘いてる
Tamako: He-He's hesitating, the devil is tempting him.....................!!!
I... Inumaru-ku...
.........
...No. Here I have to believe in Inumaru-kun's good heart.
見守るわっ
I'll just watch over him!!
Hey!!
An angel came out!! Do your best, Inumaru-kun
腕力で！！
With physical strength!!?

Page 17:
13:30 Exercise Time
SFX: Buwah
Tamako: Ama~zing, Ken-kun!!
SFX: Sutah
Tamako: Okau, next is Mari-chan.
Mari: Okay.
Tamako: Ah, too bad. Next time, try to jump higher.
Next is Inumaru-kun.
Inumaru: Okay!
Tamako: Why!?
A-Are you okay!? Did you get hurt!?
Inumaru: Aww, I failed.

Page 18:
Tamako: Somehow the situation got like this...
Inumaru: Sensei, one more time, one more time.
Tamako: O... Okay, but don't get hurt.
SFX: Tatatatata
SFX: Ban
Tamako: Why!?
Um, are you okay!?
Inumaru: Sensei, one more time, one more time.
Definitely...
Tamako: How did he get like this!? It was too fast, I don't know how...
I'll have to watch re~ally carefully...
Why!?

Page 19:
On Page: 14:30 Sketch Time
Tamako: Now we'll go outside and draw sketches.
画用紙とクレヨン
Did you all bring your drawing paper and crayons~~~
Inumaru: Sensei, I didn't bring any!!
I thought we were going to the pool so I got ready to go to the pool!!
足りないし多い
Tamako: Even for going to the pool, you really don't have enough!
エッチスケッチ
Inumaru: *Etch sketch
one touch~~!!
*Note: This is a children's rhyme.
Tamako: Hehe,
When I was in kindergarten boys used to say that, too.
Inumaru: It's old!?
Tamako: Yes, it's old...
Inumaru: Then I definitely won't say it anymore!!
流行に敏感
I'll have a fashionable sensibility,
っちゅーのっ
don'cha get it?
Tamako: That's old, too...

Page 20:
Drawing: Blue Sky
Mayu
Yuki-chan
Boy: Why are there faces on the clouds and mountains~~!!?
Other Boy: Erase 'em~~~!!
Tamako: Hey, hey, they're okay. Don't erase then, Mayu-chan.
You can draw them as you see them.
Certianly, to Mayuri-chan everything in the world must show a smiling face.
なくなる感覚 大事にして欲しいわ
These senses will disappear when you becomes an adult... I hope you'll keep them dear...
ちょっと感性がおかしい
Box: Has a bit strange sensibility.
珍しく静かね
Tamako: Huh... Inumaru-kun, you're unusually quiet...
Do you really like drawing...?
蒼井そら
Picture: *Aoi Sora
*Note: This name of a Japanese AV actress is homophonous with "blue sky".
Tamako: He's so good
Inumaru: It's the blue sky you can only see at night!!

Page 21:
Somebody: Sensei, goodbye!
Tamako: Goodbye everyone!
恋に臆病だった昨日までのアタシにさようならっ
Inumaru: Goodbye to the me from yesterday who was afraid of love.
オーエルみたいな自己啓発までしなくていいの！！
You don't have to have that office lady kind of self-enlightenment!!
You'll be late for the bus!!
On Page: 15:30 Going Home Time
Tamako: They've all gotton on.
Bus Driver: Okay.
うんち
Inumaru: I need to poo.
おしり拭いた
Tamako: Did you wipe your bottom properly?
Inumaru: That, only god knows.
簡便してよ
Driver: He~y, hurry it up.
I have a date with my girlfriend after this~~~!!
カノジョはなでしこジャパンの誰に似てるの？
Does your girlfriend look like someone from *Nadeshiko Japan?
なんでなでしこジャパンに限定！？
Driver: Why is it limited to Nadeshiko Japan!?
Note: Nadeshiko Japan is Japan's national football/soccer team.

Page 22:
Tamako: Next is just the last, Inumaru-kun...
Ooh, I was wondering why he was so quiet...
Cute...
はしゃき疲れちゃったのかな？
Did all the running get him tired?
His sleeping face is just like a normal child's!!
SFX: Suu suu
Tamako: I wonder what kind of fun dreams he's having?[Heart]
Inumaru: Muni, muni...
Tamako-sensei
Tamako~-sensei~
Tamako: Eh...!? Could he be dreaming about me...!?
Doesn't have balls~~
SFX: Muni muni
Testicle, balls...

Page 23:
送迎のあと
16:30 After Sending Off
Principal: Thanks for toda~y
Tamako: Thank you very much~~~~
Fu~~h, somehow the first day's over. The children took to me more than I thought, I'm so glad.
終日 振り回されつぱなし
I got messed around with by Inumaru-kun all day, though...
Somehow or other
it was fun
ご苦労さま
Principal: I appreciate the effort.
全員送り届けました
Tamako: I sent everyone home.
Why're you here!?
降りなかった
Didn't you get off at your heart!?
ノークレーム ノーリターン
Inumaru: No claims, no returns, please.
Tamako: That's like in a net auction!!

Page 24:
Inumaru: I forgot something―
Tamako: Ah, wai...
Hey... Please, wait!!
I-I'm gonna chase after him.
Principal: Sorry, it's always like this.

Page 25:
Tamako: Sorry, I completely lost track of him~~...
本格的に
Principal: Don't cry so seriously.............
Tamako: Bu~~t it's so late, a child alone is in danger~~
SFX: Buwaaa
I'll go look again~~
Principal: Aah, it's fine, he'll eventually come back by himself.
このくらいで参ってたら厳しいわよ
Tamako: ...But if you're this beaten it'll be hard from here.
もっともっととんでもない事しでかしちゃう子だから
He's the kind of kid who will just do more and more outrageous things, you know.
Tamako: It's like that...?
But, hey
He's not a bad child.
Yes...!!
The thing he forgot... it was this...
The extra pudding from before... So he could give it to a cat...
He didn't plan on eating it himself...!!
SFX: Mogu mogu (chewing)
Tamako: Ah, he ate it.
Side: He's really a good kid... right!?

Inumaru Dash
...The 1st Time / End
丸出しのまま大騒動が！？
謎のおしりカラー(！？)で登場！！
Net Issue, also an exposed rebellion!?
The mysterious butt (!?) appears in color!!