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        <title>[English] [Translation] Kamen no Maid Guy 13 by otakujoe</title>
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        <summary type="html">Kamen no Maid Guy Chapter 13:<br /><br />P75<br />Narration: …The restaurant floor of the department store in front of the station at night. // Sweets Café D’erlanger.<br />----<br />Title: Service Thirteen<br />----<br />Miwa: Welcome.<br />Eiko: Welcome…Please take a seat…<br />----<br />Eiko: We got a table for one!<br />Miwa: Alright, the customer’s setup is complete! // Now!<br />----<br />Miwa: It’s your turn master!!<br /><br />P76<br />Kogarashi: Ku ku ku ku ku, Now you have entered my captivating patissier world. // To say you want to taste this Maid Guy’s Special means you are every bit the fearless food sampler!<br /><br />P77<br />Kogarashi: Now! Eat until there is nothing left!<br />Manager: P…Please wait…<br />Kogarashi: Now!!!<br />Manager: Please just wait…!!!<br /><br />P78<br />Eiko: Manager?<br />Manager: A…Asking me to eat this is crazy talk! // Look, isn’t that a snake!? Isn’t that a Snake…!?<br />Kogarashi: Ku ku ku, Do not worry, I made sure that there was no poison in it!<br />Manager: That’s not the problem, the problem is that it is a snake…!?<br />----<br />Manager: First of all! You don’t seem to get this but we are a store that sells sweets! A store that sells sweets!! // It’s a store where a patissier makes candies and cakes that give people peace of mind!! // In what world would a cake maker create a cake that looks like a snake!? // With in interior overflowing with the smell of flowers and dancing waitresses like fairies dressed as maids!! A flower garden filled with sweet dreams!! That is my image!! Understand!? // What is this new menu? You don’t understand the basics! Not even the basics!!<br />----<br />Kogarashi: Hmph… You’re saying I don’t understand? That I’m mistaken? // After saying all that why don’t you try my Rose Treated Fried Fruit Snake Special! // With all your babbling, let’s see if you can say the same thing after placing my Maid Guy Desert on your tongue!!!!<br />----<br />Kogarashi: Now!!<br />Manager: For your information, I am a returnee from France! I have trained with the real thing!! // Snake doesn’t seem like something you should eat, and furthermore…<br /><br />P79<br />Manager: Sweet!!?<br />----<br />Manager: It’s sweet!? // D…Do my taste buds deceive me or is this snake magnificently sweet…!!?<br />Miwa: It…It’s true! It...It’s sweet and delicious!<br />Eiko: And it’s incredibly fruity!<br />----<br />Kogarashi: Ku ku ku, in that case you girls should try this snake’s liver next!<br />Miwa: Th…This time it’s the liver master??<br />Eiko: Th…This taste is!!<br />----<br />Eiko: Ahhh…What a dream like sweetness. It’s filling my mouth with the scent of flowers.<br />Miwa: Your…Your right! This is truly the taste of a flower garden filled with sweet dreams…!!!<br />Manager: Wh…What…!!?<br />----<br />Manager: Im…Impossible. I have mastered the culinary art of the French pastry in order to bring forth my ideal taste. But this strange concoction… // To think it could be found in this embodiment of strange cuisine…!!!<br />----<br />Kogarashi: Ku ku ku ku ku, None of your foolish borders exist when it comes to the Maid Guy Recipe. // I, the Maid Guy, am the man who has mastered the cuisine of the entire world, the entire earth, the entire universe!! // Do you think that your opponent will be a border-bound chef like you and limit himself to a particular type of cuisine!!!<br /><br />P80<br />Kogarashi: Alright, then the new business plan you will use starting tomorrow has been decided! // It shall be a food wonderland the likes of which no one has ever seen! We shall be a sweets shop with the thrill of a festival of the blood boiling meat dance painted with both fear and surprise! // With this we will no doubt have a packed house!!!<br />Background: This is next!<br />Eiko: Wo..Would it be okay if I try and maybe see something scary!?<br />Miwa: With this we can do it manager!!!<br />Manager: Noo…<br />----<br />Manager: No no no no… // You can’t, you can’t, you just can’t…<br />----<br />SFX: Ding a ling ling.<br />----<br />Naeka: Well then, I will see you tomorrow.<br /><br />P81<br />Manager: This is a sweets café! A sweets café that is loved by madams and mademoiselles…!! // I would rather us stay our own store and lose gracefully then for it to become his store if he is going to turn it into some amusement park horror house or zoo…!!<br />----<br />Naeka: Hey you… Spy Fujiwara has made her return… // I aced the interview so like you two I am totally prepared for tomorrow…<br />----<br />Manager: Wahhhhh, you can all just die…!!!<br />Naeka: Wah!?<br />Eiko: Manager!?<br />Miwa: Manager…!!<br />Manager: Break your head open on that sponge cake corner and die…!!!<br /><br />P82<br />Naeka: …What was up with him?<br />Miwa: Darn, I guess it was too big of a shock for him…<br />Eiko: But without the new menu to catch people’s eye we won’t be able to make a comeback…<br />Kogarashi: …Hmm.<br />----<br />Kogarashi: In that case this is a problem of ideologies. // Such walls still exist which mankind cannot surmount.<br />----<br />Kogarashi: Truly a difficult problem.<br />Miwa: Yeah.<br />Eiko: Sure is.<br />Naeka: No seriously, what was that?<br />Background: Hey guys?<br />Narration: Naeka Fujiwara, 17 years old, as the grandchild of the great Zenjuro Fujiwara, the leader of the great Fujiwara Financial Group, she is his only remaining direct descendent… // Though she does not know it, in several months time when she turns 18, she will simultaneously become first in line to inherit the entire financial group. // Because of this, she is currently being targeted by a group planning on stealing her fortune! // Kogarashi and Fubuki are agent maids sent by Zenjuro to protect his grandchildren from this mysterious enemy!<br />----<br />Narrator: The scene of today’s service is the cafeteria quarter of the department store in front of the station in Shuho town. // Our story begins the day before yesterday…<br />Naeka: Come on guys!!<br /><br />P83<br />Narrator: The day before yesterday. // The Fujiwara residence.<br />----<br />Naeka: What!? // You want to be Kogarashi’s disciples!? // Have you gone crazy?<br />----<br />Title: Naeka Fujiwara’s friend Eiko Izumi<br />----<br />Title: Also a friend Miyu Hirano<br />T/L Note: Her name is said here to be “Miyu” even though elsewhere she is called “Miwa”<br />Miwa: When there was an administrative crisis you saved the fish monger with your magnificent strength. // And when a fight between a mother and daughter-in-law threatened to destroy the mayor’s family, you single handedly put a stop to it without consulting other people’s feelings. You are Shuho town’s Lethal Weapon. // The story of your participation in the inter-city baseball tournament is now a legend in the neighborhood!<br />Eiko: It’s what we would expect given your power!<br />Naeka: It’s a legend!?<br /><br />P84<br />Naeka: What did you do that it became a legend Kogarashi?<br />Miwa: What he did was hit an out of the park home run at 4 consecutive at bats…<br />Eiko: It seems like the opposing town’s pitcher was a former college baseball ace who was scouted sixth, but because of the trauma of that day he hasn’t even been able to pick up a chopstick since.<br />Background: The opposing pitcher was a very disagreeable guy.<br />Kogarashi: Ku ku ku…For small fry like you I only need one chopstick. // Hmph…Such a feat is a simple task for me.<br />----<br />Kogarashi: However, I am a Maid Guy who acts as a servant to his master. Without the master’s permission it is not my place to meddle in everyday matters. // If you have a favor to ask then you should start by speaking to my master. // As you were saying before, why would you want to study under me as a service professional? // Also, what is this cake shop that you want me to help’s crisis anyway?<br />----<br />Naeka: We…Well if it is a favor for my friends I don’t really mind but… // When you say cake shop, are you talking about the one at the department store in front of the station that you guys got a part time job at recently? // This crisis has to do with that cake shop? // Fubuki do you know something?<br />----<br />Fubuki: I wouldn’t exactly say that I know something but… // This crisis might have something to do with that rival shop that opened on the same floor recently. // For some reason it is really popular and the place that you two work part time at seems to be in trouble and on the verge of going out of business…<br /><br />P85<br />Miwa: Actually, we also have a favor to ask you Naeka as well! In fact, we need you most of all!!<br />Eiko: So first look at this!<br />----<br />Sign: Cake House Sweet Holstein<br />----<br />Naeka: “Sweet Holstein”!?<br />Miwa: Yeah! That’s the name of the rival shop!! // I’ll explain the situation while we look at this homepage!<br />----<br />Miwa: Look. // This is how their store is doing.<br />----<br />Naeka: Wow! Th…That’s some line! // This must be a popular store!<br />Miwa: What are you looking at Naeka? That’s not it! Look at the kinds of customers!<br />Naeka: The kinds of customers? // No…Now that you mention it, for people going to a cake store there are an awful lot of guys there…<br /><br />P86<br />Miwa: No! It’s not a lot. // There are only men lined up!<br />----<br />Waitress: We will serve you.<br />----<br />Eiko: This is their secret! This emphasis on exposure!! These waitresses with a French maid look!!<br />Naeka: Th…Their skirts are so short!!<br />----<br />Eiko: Plus, they are all Holsteins with D-cups or larger!!!<br /><br />P87<br />Eiko: Their cake isn’t the problem. // This is some pseudo-prostitution skin business that uses huge breasted, mini skirted maids, that are paid 1,800 yen an hour, to round up male customers!!!<br />----<br />Naeka: Currently accepting part-time job applications from large breasted women! // All food and traveling expenses will be covered along with a base salary of 1,800 yen an hour plus an extra 50 yen for every centimeter above 95 centimeters, with additional payment based on color, shape, arrangement, etc. // Note: Anything below a D-cup will not be recognized as large breasts. It goes without saying that B, A, and any other breasts incapable of creating cleavage are out of the question. Are those even really breasts? I’m sorry but please understand. // …Does this store base their recruitment solely on breasts!?<br />----<br />SFX: Gasp<br />----<br />Naeka: Could it be that the favor you wanted to ask was to get a job at this store and act as a spy? // It’s true that there is no way either of you could do… // Gah!!?<br />Background: You’re really full of yourself you big jerk.<br />----<br />Miwa: Th…That’s right. We came to ask you for a favor. // Are numbers might be a bit lacking, but to be called nothing because we are a B or an A… // Furthermore, what I really can’t forgive is the fact that that screwed up big breast cake shop is managing to shut our cake shop down!!!<br /><br />P88<br />Naeka: …You say it’s shutting you down, but aren’t all their customers men? // If most of your regular customers are women I wouldn’t think it would affect your business…<br />Miwa: Naïve! It may be in name only but both of them are cake shops. // During this time of economic winter if there are two of the same shop and one is behind in sales which do you think will be the one that survives? // The truth is, the department store’s top brass made an announcement that they would use tomorrow’s sales to determine which store they will keep.<br />----<br />Eiko: We have no chance of winning and the manager has fallen into a slump and does nothing but cry and won’t do any work.<br />Background: After all, if the store goes out of business we will have to give the uniforms back.<br />Miwa: When he finally does make a cake if you try it you can taste a slightly salty taste like tears… // With this sooner or later we will have to call a health care center and then he will be finished. // And then where will we, the people who work at such a store for 550 yen an hour, be then!!?<br />----<br />Miwa: So we beg you! Naeka Fujiwara!! Accept this grudge at being paid 1,250 yen less due to discrimination!<br />Eiko: Without your help I very well might break from this resentment! Please try to understand the pain in our chests!<br />SFX: Pat<br />----<br />Naeka: You say you beg me, but you don’t have to be so standoffish! We’re friends aren’t we!? Of course I will help you!! // Kogarashi will go to your store and act as a supporter! // And I will act as a spy and conceal myself in the other store and disclose any weaknesses I can find from the inside!<br />SFX: Boing<br /><br />P89<br />Eiko: Thank you Naeka! Even though you have huge boobs your still are comrade!<br />Naeka: Of course I would help a friend! And thanks for letting me copy your summer homework in exchange!<br />Miwa: I’m a little worried with leaving this just to Naeka, but please help us out!<br />Naeka: Wah, should you really say something like that in front of the person you are talking about!<br />Background: Friendship is a beautiful thing…<br />----<br />Naeka: It’s true that I may not be reliable, but if I can do something to help then I will. // But there is no one else so it can not be help…<br />----<br />Girls: Another?<br />----<br />Eiko: Alright, we can do this! Now we have 2 people!!<br />Naeka: Alright, let’s do our best Fubuki!<br />Fubuki: Noooooooooo…<br /><br />P90<br />Kogarashi: …Nnn, disgusting. // It has the taste of an old man who has lost his touch.<br />----<br />Miwa: It might be embarrassing, but this is the state the store is in. // With this we can’t even fight, let alone win! // Once again, I beg you master! // Please give us your support!!<br />----<br />Kogarashi: Kukuku…You girls can rest assured that I accept! // My supreme Maid Guy Recipe contains a repertoire of a hundred million things, not only food but also stuff you might not be able to recognize as food. // The ultimate dish, a food stuff that will make your heart tremble with the emotions of joy, shock, and fear. I, the Maid Guy, will show you the true essence of gourmet!<br />----<br />Kogarashi: We will start your training with the basics of cooking. Now let us head to the site of the decisive battle! The cafeteria quarter of the department store in front of the station!!<br />Eiko: We shall follow you master…!!!<br />Naeka: Come on, let’s go Fubuki.<br />Background: We have an interview!<br />Fubuki: No! I can’t wear that…!!!<br /><br />P92<br />Madame J: Now begins morning assembly. // First, greet the manager.<br />----<br />Madame J: Good morning!<br />Title: Sweet Holstein’s manager: Madame J<br />SFX: Boing<br />----<br />Girls: Good Morning…<br />SFX: Boing<br /><br />P93<br />Madame J: Starting today a new girl will be joining this floor. // Introduce yourself.<br />Naeka: I…I’m Naeka Fujiwara and I’m 17 years old. It…It’s a pleasure to meet you…!<br />Madame J: I don’t want any of you picking on the new girl!<br />Background: Yes…<br />----<br />Girl 1: Hmm… I wonder if they are a bit too ordinary.<br />Girl 2: They might be a bit on the small side, but they have a nice shape don’t they?<br />Naeka: Woah… // Ju…Just as you would expect from a specialty store that collects large breasts. They don’t care if you have any experience, they judge you solely by your breasts…<br />----<br />Madame J: The battle to determine which cake shop will remain in this department store is finally at hand. // Although our opponent should be easily defeated I don’t want anyone to let their guard down!<br />Naeka: I…I might have ended up in a really outrageous place this time!<br />Madame J: Now then, let’s practice your greeting “Welcome back”!<br />Background: Welcome back.<br /><br />P94<br />Madame J: Straighten your backs more, “Welcome back”! // You! Your not sticking your chest out enough! Do it again!! // You should be making them bounce more!<br />Naeka: Al…Also, I don’t know how, but the manager herself has the most enormous breasts of all! // This is the first time I have seen a bust that was measured in meters! I wonder if she can see her feet!?<br />Background: Welcome back. // Welcome back.<br />----<br />Madame J: Our preparations are complete, are battle formation is flawless, and my Holsteins morale is high as well. // You pitiful D’erlanger! This fight is ours!!!<br />----<br />Title: Meanwhile, “D’erlanger”<br />Eiko &amp; Miwa: Welcome back…!!<br />----<br />Manager: Wh…What’s with that greeting…? // Izumi?<br />----<br />Eiko: Yes! I looked it up on the internet! // It’s the so called “magic greeting” that when said by waitresses with a maid look will single handedly increase sales by 20%!<br /><br />P95<br />Eiko: And if we say “master” at the end are customers will rise another 10%! // We should definitely make it our official greeting!<br />Manager: Thank you…But that’s enough…That’s enough…<br />----<br />Eiko: Manager?<br />Manager: Either way, this is an impossible challenge for us. // Even if we do our best we have no chance of winning.<br />Eiko: Do…Don’t say such things and let’s try our best manager!<br />Background: Before I saw a line gathered in front of Holstein.<br />----<br />Manager: If the butter is not of good quality then, no matter how great the patissier, you can’t make delicious cakes. // Yesterday I realized…cream, butter, yogurt…the things that are vital to a patissier…are all made from milk. // He who controls milk controls the patissier. Those who have no milk can’t even speak. This is a universal law, nature’s providence…<br />Eiko: Manager…?<br />Background: Providence?<br />----<br />Manager: As a man both me and you two didn’t have breasts from the start… // From the moment our opponents had huge breasts we had no chance of winning…<br />Eiko: Manager!!<br />Background: Wait a minute!<br />----<br />Manager: Ahh…If only just a little… // If only just a little, even if they were just average, if you… // If only you had breasts…!!!<br /><br />P96<br />Eiko: Even if it’s without you the rest of us will try!<br />Miwa: Everyone keeps going on and on about breasts…<br />Background: I do have some.<br />Kogarashi: Hmph.<br />----<br />Eiko: As long as we have are business permit that is enough! Get out the plates, prepare the reception, and set the table! It might be a little tight but we two will man the floor!!<br />Miwa: Yeah! Let’s do it!!<br />----<br />Kogarashi: Ku ku ku, Then I, the Maid Guy, will handle the kitchen. // Behold my skill that even a thousand good-for-nothing patissiers could not hope to match!!<br />----<br />Eiko: Let’s do it. D’erlanger defeat Holstein!<br />Miwa: Fight…<br />Kogarashi: Ku ku ku…Ohh…<br />----<br />Background: Ohh…<br /><br />P97<br />Eiko: And let’s raise the curtain on today’s battle!!<br />Background: Welcome…<br /><br />P98<br />Eiko: …Breasts! // Was it really breasts after all…!?<br />Background: N…No one came…<br />----<br />Eiko: Pl…Please! Naeka!! // Somehow find their weakness…!!!<br />----<br />Naeka: Welcome back…<br /><br />P99<br />Book: Spy Memo<br />----<br />Naeka: It has been one hour since opening time and they have managed to keep it jam-packed. // Because of the line, there is a rule that customers who don’t order anything for more then thirty minutes are forced to leave, yet I have heard no complaints from any of the customers. // Since morning the fairly expensive and heavy cake set has been flying off the shelves…!!!<br />----<br />Naeka: Ahahahaha! Impossible! // It’s impossible everyone! My report to headquarters is that this store has absolutely no blind spots!! // No matter how skillful the competent spy 00 Naeka is I can’t find this store’s weakness, I’m sorry!!<br />Madame J: Ms. Fujiwara!<br />Background: Wah, no one showed up over there.<br />----<br />Madame J: Ms. Fujiwara. // …Just what exactly are you doing?<br /><br />P100<br />Naeka: …This is bad! // Did she find out I am a spy? What should I do? Should I knock her down? // There is a mop right behind me… No, wait, I shouldn’t be so hasty! Kendo should be my last resort!<br />Madame J: …Ms. Fujiwara, what do you think of this store?<br />Naeka: …What?<br />----<br />Naeka: Um, I think it’s a cake sho…<br />Background: But that’s what is written on the sign.<br />Madame J: Surely we sell cakes, but does that make us a cake shop? // In that case, since Koshien Stadium sells crushed ice does that make them an ice store?<br />Naeka: …Huh?<br />----<br />Madame J: You don’t get it at all! Because we sell cakes we are a cake shop? In that case there would be no reason to gather all of these large breasts! // What we sell here is large breasts! It’s a “Breast” Amusement Park!! A store that sells large breasted service! // The cake is merely the price of admission that we use to turn our service into money!<br />T/L Note: The character in the background means “Breasts”<br />----<br />Naeka: Breast Amusement Park!?<br />Background: What is that?<br /><br />P101<br />Madame J: For instance, when you are carrying trays you should take one tray, and without it seeming forced, you should put the tray to your side and use it to lift one of your breasts. // When you walk you should sway more! When you bow you should show your cleavage!! And every once in a while you should fall over and land on your breasts!!! // If you can’t do this then what kind of breasts do you have!? You have useless breasts!!<br />----<br />Naeka: N…No. I mean, I will take your word for it. But aren’t we popular enough without having to go so far manager? // On the contrary, I thought they would like it if I didn’t overdo it.<br />Madame J: You fool!! // This is why the people who naturally develop breasts you can drown yourself in are all big breasted bimbos! // Do you think that you can get ahead in this harsh breast society with ideas like that!? You novice!!<br />----<br />Madame J: That’s enough! I can’t let someone this careless back on the floor. // In the mean time, massage my shoulders!<br />Naeka: …Breast society??<br /><br />P102<br />Narrator: And then, after more then an hour since the stores opened…<br />----<br />Background: Ohh…<br />----<br />Man 1: What a dessert! It’s such a delicacy that it makes my mouth water!<br />Man 2: Tre…Tres bien!? // It’s a dessert that contains the essence of French identity!!<br />----<br />Naeka: Whoa, how did you do this? This place started thriving before I even knew it.<br />Eiko: We finally managed to get our motors running!<br />Background: By the way, this is our most popular item, the “mystery meat” cake.<br />Miwa: Heheh, this is our true power!<br />----<br />Eiko: At first master had to use some weird ability to draw people in, but after that our popularity began to spread due to word of mouth, and in the blink of an eye the place was packed!<br />Naeka: A…A weird ability?<br />Background: He did it again!?<br /><br />P103<br />Kogarashi: Ku ku ku ku ku, It’s called the deadly Maid Guy Hamelin Voice!<br />----<br />Kogarashi: Ku ku ku… It is the Maid Guy Voice’s black shadow that controls the actions of weak willed people. A bug zapper that single handedly gathered up all the people who wandered around without deciding on a destination. // If 20 people gather 100 people will follow. Manipulating people is one of this Maid Guy’s specialties!<br />Naeka: That is great and all, but I am more concerned about the other thing you are manipulating. // You couldn’t possibly be thinking of using that two tone color animal as an ingredient right?<br />----<br />SFX: Smirk<br />----<br />Kogarashi: To eat the entirety of your prey is the sacred agreement between the hunter and the hunted that has existed since ancient times…<br />Naeka: Can you eat that…?<br />Background: Since Fubuki isn’t here you have been doing whatever you want…<br />Miwa: Mas…Master, all the same, hunting something like that would be bad…!<br />----<br />Kogarashi: Hmm? // Now that you mention it, where is the other one (Fubuki) master?<br />----<br />Kogarashi: …Did she run?<br />Naeka: …After I crammed her into the changing room and forced her to change her clothes I found a note she left that said “Please don’t look for me.”<br />Kogarashi: Good lord, recently that ditzy maid has been becoming more and more incompetent.<br /><br />P104<br />Miwa: Putting that aside, what is the situation like over there Naeka?<br />Background: It’s all in this Spy Memo.<br />Naeka: I’m glad you asked Ms. Miwa. // There were definitely people showing up there, but it seems like our place is starting to get a line out front as well doesn’t it?<br />----<br />Naeka: Anyway, I was sent here under the pretense of checking out the competition. // But if I don’t report back they will get suspicious, so I…<br />----<br />SFX: Stretch, Stretch, Stretch, Stretch, Stretch // Wobble<br />----<br />SFX: Boing<br />Madame J: Step Aside!<br />Man: Shigeyuki…?<br />Shigeyuki: Ohhh…<br />----<br />Naeka: Oh my goodness, she came here…!!<br />Background: Look, she is angry!<br />Eiko: Wa…Wait a minute! That is the other store’s manager!?<br />Miwa: Wh…What are those unnatural chest bumps!?<br /><br />P105<br />Madame J: We’re customers! // Aren’t you going to serve us!? You, over there, the minimum size!!<br />----<br />Eiko: Min… // Minimu…<br />Naeka: Eiko!?<br />Miwa: Are you okay? Get ahold of yourself Eiko…!!<br />Madame J: We will order 3 cake sets! We want that as soon as possible so we will wait right here!<br />----<br />Kogarashi: Kukuku…Thinking it would be an easy victory you gave no thought to the battle and now it is anyone’s game. // At last the commander has grown impatient and has shown themselves… // Hmm?<br />----<br />SFX: Grin!<br /><br />P106<br />Miwa: Compliments of the chef. // Our Madagascar originating special gombessa cake.<br />Madame J: Call the chef!!<br />Background: What is that?<br />----<br />Miwa: Is there something unsatisfactory with the treat we have provided you out of respect for your investigating your enemy?<br />Madame J: Of course there is!! Is this something else that you don’t understand you palm size!? // In what world is there a cake shop that serves a living fossil cake and then tries to make excuses! Anyway, bring out the person responsible at once!!<br />Background: …Palm?<br />----<br />Madame J: I came here thinking I would expose the poor cake shop that impertinently dared to oppose me. // But without even exposing anything I have gone straight past surprise to disgust to find that even your sign is a lie!<br />Background: Were you even planning on making cakes originally!?<br />Kogarashi: Ku ku ku… When it comes to our signs being lies we are both the same with these circus tents disguised as cake shops.<br /><br />P107<br />Madame J: Wh…Who are you!? Listen, I am going to expose you for what you really are, because I don’t know why, but you are very suspicious!<br />Kogarashi: Ku ku ku ku ku… It is a pleasure to meet you, I, the maid guy, am this shop’s patissier for the day.<br />----<br />Kogarashi: Also, I was planning on exposing you as well. // Ku ku ku… Mind your breasts Madame J, if that is your real name. // My special fang is sharp!!<br />----<br />Madame J: What!?<br /><br />P108<br />SFX: Boing<br />----<br />Kogarashi: Ku ku ku ku ku, it seems your attempt to find fault with us has backfired, you fake breasted manager. // In their dedication to freshness is where my Maid Guy Recipes show their true worth. // The freshness of my Maid Guy special cakes and those other cakes is completely different!!<br />----<br />Holstein Maid 1: Th…The cake just jumped…I mean, fake breasts? Your breasts were fake?<br />Holstein Maid 2: Th…This is a brassiere with large breast pads inside!?<br />Madame J: Grr…Cu…Curses!!<br />Naeka: Now…Now that you mention it, when I was massaging her shoulders I noticed that they weren’t very stiff and I though that something was strange!<br />Background: It’s too late now!<br />----<br />Holstein Maid 1: …How could you? We believed in you as the leader that would be at the head of the next generation’s breast society!!<br />Holstein Maid 2: This is terrible! We’ve been had!!<br />Background: It was all for the sake of becoming the Breast Elite! // Apologize at once you liar.<br />----<br />SFX: Bewwww…<br />Kogarashi: I would have a word with you as well. // Cheap silicone is poisonous to the body. I would suggest that you don’t overdo it.<br />----<br />Man 1: …Hey, what is this?<br />Man 2: They are saying that Holstein’s top three bustiest, including the manager, all have fake breasts!<br />Man 3: Wh…What the!? Are you saying they deceived our pure hearted intentions!?<br />Man 4: Are you saying we have been deceived!!?<br /><br />P109<br />Eiko: Now’s our chance!!<br />----<br />Naeka: Eiko!?<br />Eiko: The enemy’s line has broken!! // If we use “that” right now, we can take advantage of the situation and win in one fell swoop!!<br />Naeka: Ta…Take advantage of the situation? How will you do that??<br />----<br />Eiko: By appealing to the fact that these breasts are the real deal!! // The winner of a rock, paper, scissors tournament gets to fondle these breasts upon verification of their ticket…!!<br />----<br />Naeka: Wha…?<br />----<br />Crowd: Woah…Ro…ck…Pa…per…<br />Eiko: This is amazing, they are eating…it up!<br />Background: Ahhh…stop playing rock, paper, scissors…<br />Naeka: Stop it…It’s lies…nothing but lies…<br />----<br />Kogarashi: Hmm…Of course, use the enemy’s own weapon against them…quite an effective strategy. // In that case, it would stand to reason that the more weapons we have the better.<br />Miwa: Master?<br />Background: Whaaa, why? This has gone too far… // Shut up…be quiet…<br />----<br />Kogarashi: There is one over there who has been neglecting her duties.<br /><br />P110<br />Background: Welcome back… // I’m sorry, it’s master’s orders.<br />----<br />Background: Woah…<br />----<br />Kogarashi: It seems that after she ran away she was planning on hiding out in disguise in the store until closing time.<br />Naeka: I feel bad for her, so why don’t I feel like saving her? // We are both wearing the same outfit, yet no one is coming this way? Why?<br />Background: Woah… // A goddess… // N….No…Ah…. // A goddess has descended…<br />----<br />Kogarashi: With this we are doubly sure of victory. // Case closed!!<br /><br />P111<br />Eiko: Well then, in celebration of our victory… // Cheer…s!!<br />Background: Cheers!<br />----<br />Eiko: Thanks a lot you two… // Thanks to you two we were able to get through this with out losing to “them”…<br />Background: It’s thanks to Kogarashi as well…<br />Naeka: No, no, no, it wasn’t a big deal… // I’ll just entrust my homework to you now…<br />----<br />Eiko: However, I was surprised that the enemy’s manager had fake breasts. // It seems that she started out as just a regular patissier, so I wonder what caused her to turn out like that.<br />Miwa: I bet it was the result of having a lot of frustrations from being so small. // It probably became unbearable for her…<br />Background: I get that! I totally get that!!<br />Naeka: Hmm…It seems small people have a lot of problems huh…<br /><br />P112<br />Naeka: Well that’s a problem I don’t really understand! // Well, somehow I was able to make 1,800 yen an hour easily at that part time job and I get to have you guys look at my homework! // If you ever need a favor just ask and you can leave it to me!<br />Background: Ahahahaha…I was already a B or a C before I even knew it you see…<br />----<br />Naeka: …Huh? // Why do you two look so angry?<br />----<br />Naeka: Wha!? // What!? // What are you doing with those chairs!?<br />----<br />Narrator: Kogarashi the Maid Guy’s service is infinity. // That is to say that, given his master’s permission he would even consume the world with no discrimination or restraint, that is his greatest service. // When the storm of his service passes not even grass remains.<br />Detective: We caught you red handed smuggling rare animals!<br />----<br />Narration: And so, Naeka Fujiwara, 17 years old… // The day that she gains the inheritance rights to her fortune is still 107 days away…<br />Manager: …Huh?<br />Detective: This piece of evidence alone would have made a lot of food huh…!!<br />Background: Now get up!<br />Cop: Detective! I think this is a human bloodstain!!</summary>
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        <title>[English] [Translation] Kamen no Maid Guy 12 by otakujoe</title>
        <updated>2011-09-22T05:27:42+00:00</updated>
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            <name>otakujoe</name>
            <email>admin@mangahelpers.com</email>
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        <summary type="html">P37<br />Saki: Last time I accidently disturbed a nest and was pecked by crows… // But this time, by attaching it to this pole I can install my high resolution digital video camera with super long distance lens attached!!<br />----<br />Saki: Hehehe… // According to my information Naeka usually takes a bath everyday sometime between 6:00 and 9:00. // And with this 4 hour and 30 minute long disc I can record all of it without any mistakes!!<br />----<br />Saki: Ohhhhhhh… // It captured the bathroom perfectly… // Now…finally, what I have long waited for.<br />----<br />Saki: Upperclassmen Naeka Fujiwara in her birthday suit… // Th…Thanks for the meal…!!!<br />Title: Service Twelve<br />Narration: This girl’s name is Saki Tabaruzaka and she is 16 years old… // She is a slightly dangerous school girl who is in love with Naeka Fujiwara!!<br /><br />P38<br />Saki: Ohhhhhh…It worked… // Upperclassman Naeka is right in the center! Lock On…!!<br />Background: Yeah!<br /><br />P39<br />Kogarashi: Ku… // Ku ku…<br />Saki: Wh…What is this? What’s this thing blocking the good parts??<br />Kogarashi: Ku ku ku…<br />Saki: What is that voice??<br />----<br />Kogarashi: Kuhahahahahaha.<br />SFX: Bom bom bom, bommmmmm!<br />Saki: The…the screen is…??<br />Background: What is this?<br />Saki: Huh? What’s with this? No matter what I press…did it crash? // Wa…Was the power cut!!?<br />Kogarashi: Hahahahahahaha! You fool! Taste my Maid Guy Voice!!<br /><br />P40<br />SFX: Beeew<br />----<br />SFX: Ztttttttt<br />-----<br />Saki: Wh…Wha? What’s that sound?<br />Kogarashi: Kukuku, This emerald blue Maid Guy Voice affects your subconscious. // Behold…your body is becoming stone…your body is becoming stone…<br />Saki: You’re kidding!? I really can’t move my body…<br />----<br />Saki: Ah…The screen came back… // …huh?<br />----<br />Saki: HUH?<br /><br />P41<br />Kogarashi: Hmm!? // With my Maid Guy Ear I can sense a voiceless scream! // It is the scream of one who has witnessed the end of the world! // …hmm!?<br />----<br />Kogarashi: From the same coordinates I can also sense a digital recording of my Maid Guy Voice… // Ku ku ku… I can confirm that that shriek was the scream of agony of an unchaste insect that tried to peep on my master’s house!<br />----<br />Kogarashi: Ku ku ku ku ku…To all of you ignorant insects. // One shot of my Maid Guy Voice will put you through 1,800 seconds of hell. // For 30 minutes you won’t be able to move a single finger or even blink. // Kukuku…You should just relax and take your fill…!!<br />----<br />Narration: Naeka Fujiwara, 17 years old… as the grandchild of the great Zenjuro Fujiwara, the leader of the great Fujiwara Financial Group, she is his only remaining direct descendent… // Though she does not know it, in several months time when she turns 18, she will simultaneously become first in line to inherit the entire financial group. // Because of this, she is currently being targeted by a group planning on stealing her fortune! // Kogarashi and Fubuki are agent maids sent by Zenjuro to protect his grandchildren from this mysterious enemy!<br /><br />P42<br />Fubuki: So Kogarashi… // How is the surveillance system coming along?<br />Kogarashi: Hmph.<br />----<br />Kogarashi: With this Maid Guy you can be certain the job will be quick and accurate. // There were 31 surveillance cameras that were set to watch the house. For all of them dummy image data and virus programs have been prepared flawlessly.<br />----<br />Fubuki: …Splendid. After all, we wouldn’t want anyone spying on us. // Not that we have anything to feel guilty of though…<br />Kogarashi:  By the way. What should we do with the original data that I swapped out of the peeping disk?<br />Kosuke: What’s that? What kind of data is it?<br />----<br />Background: What?<br /><br />P43<br />Kosuke: Wow…!!! It’s Fubuki wearing a mini skirt…!!!<br />Background: With bare legs…!<br />Recording: Wow… How many years has it been since I last wore a short skirt like this…?<br />Fubuki: Wah!? Wahhh… Th…That is…!!<br />----<br />Fubuki: It…It’s not what you think…! I just happened to have a passing fancy to try it on…!!<br />Recording: It really is nice and cool… // Ms. Naeka has it good…<br />Kogarashi: Hmph… If you are not guilty of anything then there is no need to make such a fuss.<br />Naeka: He’s right, after all, it’s good to try a new look every once in a while.<br />Background: Wah… // Let me see more. You looked cute…<br />----<br />Recording: Ah, but if I let go with my hands the skirt will fall down.<br />Fubuki: No! Quit it! Cease! Stop…!!<br /><br />P44<br />Recording: The waist is all baggy. // I guess Ms. Naeka has gained weight again.<br />----<br />Fubuki: This invasion of privacy is a grievous criminal offence! Further more, as the ones who watch over this home it is only right that we pursue all of its enemies!! // We are special maid agents who protect the life and lively hood of our master! // From now on we must not allow any information on this household to fall into the enemy’s hands!<br />----<br />Kogarashi: Even if the information isn’t important this could become a case of a molehill becoming a mountain. If that were to happen it would become a threat to us. // As a maid whose job it is to guard his master’s secrets, I am a Maid Guy whose security is flawless.<br />----<br />Fubuki: Exactly! This is a battle we can not afford to lose!! // No matter how many enemies we have information on, we can not allow them to get this information! // Our information must be superior in both quality and quantity, this is how you fight with modern information warfare!<br /><br />P45<br />Shizuku: I’m back big sister.<br />----<br />Shizuku: Recovery of the data from the 30 surveillance cameras placed around the target’s house… // Has been completed…!<br />Tsurara: …So it is you Shizuku… // Yet no matter how many times I tell you, you never seem to understand…<br /><br />P46<br />Tsurara: This isn’t the village in the mountains that we grew up in. // No matter when it is, remember to return through the front door.<br />Shizuku: I…I’m sorry…<br />----<br />Tsurara: Even now we serve the mistress who has returned from England. // If we do not posses elegance then it will bring shame to our master.<br />Shizuku: Ye…Yes…<br />Background: For summer vacation I am going to the southern islands.<br />----<br />Tsurara: If you can’t seem to understand then I have no choice but to make your body understand…<br />Shizuku: Wh…Whaa…Just don’t punish me…!!<br />Narration: The second maid ninja under Elizabeth’s command, Ninja Commander Tsurara.<br /><br />P47<br />Tsurara: …Well anyway, for now we should inspect the recording first.<br />Shizuku: Ye…Yes, here it…<br />Tsurara: Good. // Set up the projector.<br />----<br />Tsurara: Our master’s arch-nemesis “Naeka Fujiwara”. // In order to defeat the breast girl who is thwarting our master’s conquest it is necessary for us to first gather information. // We are ninja maids. Despite being maids, as the descendents of ninja, gathering intelligence is a point of pride for us. // Just as if a time came when we would have to give up our lives for our master, and would do it gladly, now we must expose all there is to about the breast girl.<br />----<br />Shizuku: Th… // This is…<br />----<br />Tsurara: …Quite the unexpected thing has been exposed hasn’t it. // Are high school girls really this hairy these days?<br />Shizuku: Th…That certainly is hair…n…no!<br /><br />P48<br />Shizuku: N…No sister! This wasn’t my fault!!<br />Tsurara: Hmph…We’ve been duped it seems. // It would appear that this stops you from moving. // They added hypnotizing sound waves and then returned it to us…<br />Background: You will turn into stone… // Turn into stone… // Turn into stone…<br />----<br />Tsurara: Why you! Just how far will you go to look down on us!! // Do you really take us for amateurs that would be effected by such a hypnotism technique! // Don’t underestimate the ninja maids!!<br />Background: Turn into stone… // Turn into stone… // Turn into stone…<br />----<br />Shizuku: Si…Sister…?? // Suddenly I can’t seem to move my body, just what is…??<br />Background: Turn into stone… // Turn into stone…<br />----<br />Shizuku: Wah, Sister forgive me…!! At least close one of my eyes…!! // Ahhhhhhh! An old man in his birthday suit is right in front of my eyes…!!! // Wahhhhhhh…Surely this must be a modern day painting of hell…!!!<br /><br />P49<br />Tsurara: Hmph…It seems there is someone who shall prove quite formidable amongst our enemies. // However, we ninja maids are still here… // For the day when our master will take the world itself, we must…!!<br /><br />P51<br />Saki: Ahh…My beloved upperclassman, Naeka Fujiwara. // Your body flecked with glistening sweat. Ahh…One day you will be mine… // I will be able to see even more of you. // And then I will be able to erase the scorched image of yesterday’s nightmare from my eyes… // Huh?<br />----<br />Saki: It seems that Naeka’s breasts have gotten bigger again…<br />----<br />Saki: It’s those guys…!!<br />----<br />Leader: My fellow members of the Naeka Fujiwara “Breast” Fan Club! Opinions!?<br />Member 1:  That stretching and wobbling…It would appear to me that they have grown again.<br />Leader: I agree as well. But the question is how much have they grown!<br />Member 2: Yes, that’s exactly right!!<br /><br />P52<br />Leader: Until the day when those breasts become ours it is our duty to watch over them!<br />Member 1: Yeah! We understand that without you having to say it Leader! As usual we must obtain the accurate size of those breasts!<br />Member 2: Bu…But how? If we sneak into the nurse’s office we will only be able to get the old measurement data!<br />Leader:  Fear not comrades!<br />----<br />Leader: What if I said that I had a copy of the master key to the Girl’s Kendo Club’s dressing room lockers??<br />Saki: It…It can’t be! You’re planning on sneaking into the girl’s dressing room!?<br />Member 2: That’s it! From the size of the brassiere we can figure out her bra size through a reverse measurement…<br />----<br />Member 1: …Who are you?<br />Saki: For your information, Naeka belongs to me! // I won’t forgive you beasts for trying to approach her!!<br />----<br />Saki: Ha!!<br />Leader: Whoa!?<br />----<br />Leader: Wahhhhhhhh…!!!<br />Member 1: Leader…!!?<br />Member 2: Leader!!<br />Saki: After this they will never approach Naeka again!<br /><br />P53<br />Saki: That’s right…Naeka is all mine.<br />----<br />Saki: Do you think I would hand her over to someone else!?<br />----<br />Saki: Her brassiere and bust size our mine as well. // Ahh…Now all of Naeka will be laid bare…!<br />----<br />Kogarashi: Maid Guy Freeze Voice!<br />----<br />Saki: I…I can’t move my body again…!??<br /><br />P54<br />Saki: That being said, who is this guy (?)!!?<br />----<br />Saki: Wha???<br />----<br />Kogarashi: …Hmm. // After a careful palpation check her personal belongings contain nothing of note. // She is just a civilian.<br />Background: Hmm! Are these fake breasts?<br />----<br />Kogarashi: Ku ku ku… Don’t worry. I won’t harm civilians. // Just be patient for 1,800 seconds and you can return home safely.<br />----<br />Kogarashi: If you don’t want to be put in danger I suggest you never approach Naeka Fujiwara again.<br />Saki: Wha…What is this…!!?<br /><br />P55<br />Saki: Wh…What was with that mysterious guy just now!? I shouldn’t approach Upperclassman Naeka!!? // That’s it! He must be responsible for that video yesterday!!! // Who is he!? Going this far just to get between mine and Naeka’s love!!?<br />T/L Note: Sign pasted to door says “Boys Prohibited”<br />----<br />Saki: Th…That’s fine, I will accept this test of my love! // I won’t lose!!<br />----<br />Leader: Drat! This has been a terrible day…! // That cursed fire cracker woman took our key of hope…<br />Background: Maybe I can do something with this wire…<br />Member 2: It’s okay! The clubroom is unlocked!!<br />----<br />Fan Club: Ah.<br />----<br />Saki: I won’t lose!!<br />Background: Wahhh, at last your time has come… // Ahhhhhh… stay away from me you beasts…<br /><br />P56<br />Tsurara: For now we are school girls. // Are the preparations complete Shizuku?<br />Shizuku: Everything is perfect on my side sister! // I don’t think there will be a problem with you either, as long as they see you from a distance!<br />----<br />Tsurara: Heheheh…Hide a tree in a forest and a person among people. // If we want to approach a school girl we should become school girls! // This is the maid ninja art, Art of the School Girl!<br />----<br />Tsurara: By the way, what did you mean earlier when you said as long as they see me from a distance? // Do you want to say that there are no school girls with the eyes of a killer!?<br />Shizuku: Not…Not at all! I think you look good for being ten years out of school!!<br />Tsurara: How old do you think you’re twin sister is!? You should be punished!<br />----<br />Tsurara: …But for now the mission comes first. // Here we will split up. // You sneak into the dressing room and look around for Naeka Fujiwara’s things!<br />Shizuku: Yes! …what will you be doing sister?<br /><br />P57<br />Tsurara: I’m the transfer student Hanako Yamada (alias)…I’m a second year student. // I think that I would like to join the kendo club. // Is it okay…if I watch for today?<br />----<br />Tsurara: Heheheh…From the throng of school girls nearest to her I will observe Naeka Fujiwara…! // I won’t overlook even the smallest detail! I will expose everything about you!!<br />Background: She said a second year? // Also, someone wants to join the club during summer vacation?!<br /><br />P58<br />Tsurara: …I am currently in my second year of high school. // What’s wrong with that?<br />----<br />Naeka: Then what is your Chinese zodiac sign?<br />Tsurara: …wha? // Zodiac!?<br />----<br />Tsurara: Chinese zodiac?? How impudent you are breast girl!<br />Background: Let’s see, if I’m supposed to be 17, that’s a 4 year difference, hmm…bull, tiger, umm…dragon…<br />Naeka: Bzttt… // Your out of time.<br />----<br />Tsurara: Ah…<br />Background: Goodbye…<br />----<br />Tsurara: What was with those people just now? // I mean really? Just because I didn’t know doesn’t mean that I am a suspicious person who is trying to approach you. // I…I failed at infiltration…!!?<br /><br />P59<br />Naeka: Recently I seem to be getting mixed up with all sorts of weird people…<br />Eiko: But how were you able to think to ask them their zodiac sign on the spot like that?<br />Naeka: Oh, that?<br />Background: There was a bear, a bear woman, a foreigner, a child, a bank robber… // Bank robber?<br />----<br />Naeka: I saw them do it on TV before. // It’s a way to see through the lies of women when trying to determine their age.<br />Background: I think that lady was probably about 20 years old.<br />SFX: Aghhhhhhh!<br />----<br />Eiko: Wh…What was that sound just now!?<br />Tsurara: Cu…Curse you Naeka Fujiwara…I’ll kill you! // Even if I have to ignore my master’s orders, with my own hands I will definitely…!!!<br />Background: All those young girls go and say whatever they feel like…<br />----<br />Eiko: It sounded like something broke…could you not hear it Naeka?<br />Naeka: Broke? Are you trying to say that lady passed her expiration date? // It’s really cruel to say something like that you know.<br />Tsurara: Kill you!!!<br /><br />P60<br />Shizuku: I really feel like I should have gone to the kendo hall…<br />Background: I’m worried.<br />----<br />Shizuku: But it’s not like I can go against my sister. // For now I should complete the mission so she can’t scold me later. // That’s right! For a ninja the mission comes before worrying about relatives!<br />----<br />Shizuku: I can hear people’s voices from inside this half opened door. // Times like this calls for the Ninja Maid Deluxe Color and Odorless Super Instant Sleep Bomb.<br />----<br />Shizuku: Throw!!<br />T/L Note: Character on bomb says “sleep”.<br />----<br />Shizuku: Then wait 30 seconds.<br /><br />P61<br />Shizuku: …What were these kids doing? // Were they trying to call a UFO? // …Anyway, for now the mission takes priority.<br />Background: Is it some kind of religion?<br />----<br />Kogarashi: Good grief. // Today really is a day filled with spies.<br />----<br />Kogarashi: Maid Guy Freeze Voice!!!<br />Shizuku: …Sis... // Sisteeeeeer…!!!<br /><br />P62<br />Kogarashi: Hmm!? // Who is it!?<br /><br />P63<br />Shizuku: …Sister?<br />Tsurara: If…If it’s come to this then maybe it will just be you that I…! // Kill!<br />----<br />Tsurara: In the mean time, I’ll kill you!!<br />----<br />Kogarashi: Ughhhhh!?<br />----<br />Kogarashi: Ugh!!!<br /><br />P64<br />Kogarashi: Ugh…!<br />----<br />Tsurara: It’s a shame but that breast girl has already been claimed as my Mistress’s prey! // But if it is some manservant then I am free to do whatever I want! // I’ll take out my anger towards the breast girl on you! // And then I will someday take Naeka Fujiwara’s head as well!<br />----<br />Kogarashi: Hmph…I don’t remember anyone who looked so bad in a girl’s school uniform, but you are clearly my master’s enemy. // Very well! I, the Maid Guy, shall face you in place of my master!!<br />Tsurara: Stop babbling!<br /><br />P65<br />Tsurara: Explosion!! // You’re the only one who shouldn’t be finding fault in my appearance!<br />----<br />Shizuku: You…You did it!! A direct hit…<br />----<br />Shizuku: Im...Impossible! He’s still standing after such an explosion…!<br />Tsurara: Where are you looking Shizuku! You’re still a novice!<br />----<br />Tsurara: That explosion was never meant to kill him. // In the first place if I killed him so easily my anger would not be satisfied!!<br /><br />P66<br />Kogarashi: Hmph, my ears…?<br />Tsurara: First, the explosion was meant to blind his eye sight… // Secondly, the sound of the blast in his eardrum…was meant to destroy his hearing. // During a surprise attack the first thing you must do is take away your enemy’s eyes and ears!!<br />----<br />Tsurara: If you cannot perceive your enemy then you cannot mount any form of attack! You also cannot evade! // Within this soundless darkness you can do nothing but suffer and wait for death! // This is the Eighth Hell of the Maid Ninja Arts!!<br />----<br />Background: The Eighth Hell!! // The Eighth Hell is the eighth and lowest hell as recorded in Buddhist scripture. // It is the greatest hell whose suffering is said to be a thousand times worse then any of the seven other hells!! // It is said that when a person loses their normal senses they taste unbearably suffering. // In the Eighth Hell of Maid Ninja Arts the five senses are destroyed one by one then, while trapped in suffering and unable to resist, a finishing blow is struck from the darkness. // Truly a dreadful ninja technique worthy of the name the Eighth Hell!!!<br />Tsurara: Heheheh… You have the look of someone who is begging for someone to kill them!!<br />----<br />Tsurara: Take this!! Next this paralyzing powder will numb your sense of touch!!! // Now that even your arms have stopped moving you can’t even hurt a fly!!!<br /><br />P67<br />Tsurara: Most humans would go insane before they lost all five senses! // That makes 3! But how long can you keep your mind!? // I want to hear the sound of your soul breaking!<br />----<br />Kogarashi: Kukuku, Are you saying something? Because I can’t hear you! // If there is something you want to say you should stop mumbling and speak clearly you fake school girl!<br />----<br />Background: Over here?<br />----<br />Tsurara: Sorry for being a fake…!!!<br /><br />P68<br />Tsurara: What!!?<br />----<br />Sign: Girl’s Kendo Club<br />----<br />Saki: Wahh!!!<br />----<br />Saki: …Wahh, that was terrible… // …speaking of which, why am I lying around in a place like this…?<br /><br />P69<br />Saki: It seems that collapsing in the club room with these beasts wasn’t a dream after all… // I can choke the life out of them later, but first I should make sure I am still in one piece.<br />----<br />Shizuku: Si..Sister…!!!<br />----<br />Shizuku: Let my sister go you monster…!!! // I said let her go…!!!<br />----<br />Kogarashi: Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha…!!<br />Tsurara: Cu…Curses! To believe I could be caught…<br />Shizuku: Sister…!!!<br /><br />P70<br />Kogarashi: Ku ku ku ku ku! What are you doing gloating after taking out a mere 3 of my 37 Maid Guy Senses!? // This is Maid Guy Hair Sense! It is a super sense useful from everything from eliminating mosquitoes that fly near my master to finding objects in a cluttered room!! // My hair becomes like a spider web that radiates outwards to find and capture any foreign bodies!<br />Tsurara: Impossible!! Thir…37 you say!!?<br />Background: Ku ha ha. You can no longer move.<br />----<br />Tsurara: Stop spouting nonsense you monster!! // If you really have 37 senses why don’t you tell me what they are!!<br />Kogarashi: Nnn…nn, I can’t hear youuuuu…<br />----<br />Tsurara: Ev…Even if it’s 37 or however manyyy… // Wa…Wah, ah… Wh…Where are you touching…!? // Let…Let go of me! Release me you monsterrrrrr…!!!<br />----<br />Shizuku: N…No! I won’t let you near my sister…! // At...At this rate, my sister will be…!!!<br />Background: No matter how hard I try it won’t cut…<br /><br />P71<br />Shizuku: Throw a school girl…!<br />Saki: Wahhh…!!?<br />----<br />Kogarashi: Hmm? Here!?<br />Saki: Gahhhh…!!!<br />Shizuku: Sister, now is our chance to escape while the monster is distracted by the decoy…!!<br />----<br />Kogarashi: Hm?<br /><br />P72<br />Naeka: Ughhhh… // I wonder if we have any deodorant…<br />----<br />Naeka: Wha…What is this…!?<br />----<br />Kogarashi: Do not worry. I, the Maid Guy, will not lay a hand on a civilian.<br />Saki: Wahh… // Wahhh…<br />----<br />Kogarashi: Hmm…This enemy is certainly not an ordinary opponent. // To use the substitution technique like that, they are clearly one deserving of the name ninja.<br />Background: Hmm…I’ll give you a Maid Guy Badge so don’t cry.<br />----<br />Kogarashi: However, as long as this Maid Guy exists my master’s body will not suffer even a single woun…<br /><br />P73<br />Naeka: What are you doing to that girl…!!<br />Kogarashi: Huh!? Master!?<br />Naeka: I don’t want to hear it…!!!<br />----<br />Shizuku: Pull yourself together sister!<br />----<br />Shizuku: If we have run this far we should be safe, even from him… // Are you okay sister?<br />Tsurara: It…It’s impossible that are enemy could be such a monster…!<br />----<br />Shizuku: He was certainly a tougher opponent then we expected. // To believe a monster that could make my sister go “Ahhh” existed in this world…<br />Background: It was like a girl’s shriek…<br /><br />P74<br />Background: Sorry for being a girl!<br />----<br />Tsurara: In that case, this as well…!! // Are you saying that in order to win this as well I have to use a monster…!!<br />----<br />Narration: Once again, a predicament caused by the Maid Guy’s actions has passed. // However, can the Maid Guy protect his master from the ever stronger enemies that he must face!?<br />----<br />Naeka: Are you okay? // You’re not hurt anywhere are you?<br />Background: Can you stand?<br />----<br />Saki: Ms. Fujiwara…Ahhhh…<br />Naeka: Wa…Wahhh…Don’t tell me this is the girl from that time…!!?<br />Background: Just for today stay with me till the end…<br />Narration: As usual, the completely clueless Naeka Fujiwara, 17 years old… // Her 18th birthday on which she will acquire the inheritance rights to the fortune is still 110 days away.</summary>
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		<entry>
		<id>https://mangahelpers.com/t/otakujoe/releases/30887</id>
        <title>[English] [Translation] Kamen no Maid Guy Special : Volume 3 Opening by otakujoe</title>
        <updated>2011-08-10T06:11:24+00:00</updated>
        <author>
            <name>otakujoe</name>
            <email>admin@mangahelpers.com</email>
        </author>
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        <summary type="html">P1<br />Shizuku: Hello everybody. I’m the ninja maid Shizuku…! // This time I have been given the job of being publisher for volume 3…<br />Liz: Don’t make me laugh! You’re in charge of volume 3? // It seems that without my guidance you went and put that nameless shrine maiden on the cover. This shows you have no business sense!! // It’s as if you don’t understand we are in the middle of a recession!<br />----<br />Liz: That you would postpone my rightful appearance on the cover of one of these volumes is unbelievable.<br />Shizuku: Hehehe, This is all in accordance with the information that I have gathered mistress. // Up till this volume all of the female characters appearing on the cover have been main characters.<br />----<br />Shizuku: There is also a plausible rumor that the covers are being selected solely by order of the largest breasts!<br />Liz: Breasts!?<br />----<br />Shizuku: If that is the case then my mistress is dead last by a wide margin. // And if you consider that more characters may be added, we may go 15 volumes without your turn coming up…<br />Liz: No! // No I say! Such unbelievable values…! I cannot accept this…!<br />Arayashiki: Exactly! Do you think I would accept this!!!<br /><br />P2<br />Arayashiki: If that is the case then shouldn’t I get picked?! // I’m the character with the biggest bust size!!! // Mankind are a bunch of foolish primates if they can’t tell at a glance that no one can rival me!!!<br />----<br />Shizuku: …Well then, enjoy volume 3…<br />Liz: Indeed…!!<br />Arayashiki: Hey!!!</summary>
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		<entry>
		<id>https://mangahelpers.com/t/otakujoe/releases/30864</id>
        <title>[English] [Translation] Kamen no Maid Guy 11 by otakujoe</title>
        <updated>2011-08-08T06:25:26+00:00</updated>
        <author>
            <name>otakujoe</name>
            <email>admin@mangahelpers.com</email>
        </author>
        <link rel="alternate" href="https://mangahelpers.com/t/otakujoe/releases/30864" />
        <summary type="html">P3<br />Narration: It happened on a mid-summer’s day in which the sun was shining. // It was one of those long, hot days that in English would be called a dog day. // For what reason was something long forgotten remembered on this day?<br />----<br />Fubuki: Oh? // And whose dog are you I wonder?<br />----<br />Fubuki: You mustn’t do that. You can’t just come into someone else’s garden.<br />----<br />SFX: Gleam<br />Title: Service Eleven<br /><br />P4<br />SFX: Whoosh<br /><br />P6<br />Fubuki: Ahhhhhhhh…<br />Narration: Naeka Fujiwara is 17 years old…as the grandchild of the great Zenjuro Fujiwara, leader of the great Fujiwara financial group, she is his only remaining direct descendent… // Though she does not know it, in several months time when she turns 18, she will simultaneously become first in line to inherit the entire financial group. // Because of this, she is currently being targeted by a group planning on stealing her fortune! // Kogarashi and Fubuki are agent maids sent by Zenjuro to protect his grandchildren from this mysterious enemy!<br />----<br />Kosuke: I’m ho… // Is this scream, that sounds like silk being torn, Fubuki!?<br />----<br />Fubuki: Mr. Kosuke look out…!!<br />Kosuke: Huh?<br /><br />P7<br />Kosuke: Wah…!!!<br />----<br />Fubuki: …He… // He got away…!!<br />----<br />Narration: That’s how it all started. // With hot sunlight, and underwear, and dogs… // This is the story of that day…<br /><br />P8<br />Fubuki: Heheheh… // …It’s still not sharp enough…<br /><br />P9<br />Naeka: …What’s the matter Fubuki?<br />Kosuke: W…Well, you see…<br />T/L Note: The words coming out of Fubuki’s mouth is the word “dog” repeated over and over again.<br />----<br />Naeka: Wha!? // Fubuki’s panties were stolen by a dog!?<br />Background: And you saw her butt?<br />Kosuke: S…Sis, don’t shout…!!<br />----<br />Naeka: Fubuki!?<br /><br />P10<br />Backround: Wahhhhh…<br />----<br />Naeka: I understand Fubuki! I understand the heartrending anger you must be feeling! // Even if it was a dog, as a woman, you can’t forgive him!<br />Kosuke: It seems to have been quite a shock for her, so we should be gentle with her for the time being…<br />----<br />Kogarashi: Ku ku ku, I have returned! // Where is that clumsy maid who had her panties taken by a dog?<br /><br />P11<br />Kogarashi: Goh!?<br />----<br />Fubuki: Code name the Dog Trainer?<br />Naeka: A serial underwear thief!!?<br />----<br />Kogarashi: Mmm, his name is Inusaburo Kibagami. // Recently he has been breaking into homes here in Shuho city. He comes from Tosa, 37 years old, male, single, unemployed, his main occupation is underwear thief. // half a year ago, like a comet he made his debut into the world of underwear thieves as a former dog fighting master.<br />----<br />Narration: A dog fighting master is a criminal animal trainer who teaches military tactics to dogs who have been bred to be strong enough to even kill a cow, and trains them to be soldiers! // It is said that in ancient times the family of the feudal lord Chosokabe of the warring states era started the practice of having dogs trained in the martial arts called “Fighting Dogs.” Those that have continued this practice since then are men who do not flinch in the face of wild ferocity while drilling in these techniques. They are called Masters of Dog Fighting. // Knowing of heaven, earth, and dogs, they devote their lives to, and form emotional bonds with, dogs. // They are the Dog Fighting Masters!!<br /><br />P12<br />Fubuki: A former dog fighting master!?<br />Naeka: So that’s why they call him the Dog Trainer!!<br />Kosuke: Th…That’s amazing Kogarashi! Where did you get such classified information!?<br />Kogarashi: Ku ku ku<br />----<br />Kogarashi: Do not underestimate the Maid Guy intelligence network!!<br /><br />P13<br />Bartender: What will it be?<br />Kogarashi: Milk.<br />----<br />Leader: …That would be the work of the “Dog Trainer.” // As the name suggests, he is a master underwear thief that uses dogs.<br />Background: Serial Underwear Thief Gang “Purple String” // Leader<br />----<br />Leader: It’s a pretty small business so of course I know I lot about him. // However, the reason I am being chased by the police is you. // And you are asking me to sell you information on a fellow underwear thief…?<br />----<br />Leader: Take it. // This is everything I know about him…<br /><br />P14<br />Leader: That guy doesn’t stay in one town for long. // If you want to catch him you better move fast. // Farewell…<br />Kogarashi: Ku ku ku, as you can see, this information comes from a reliable source.<br />----<br />Naeka: I see, so it’s information from a colleague! // In that case I would have to agree!<br />Fubuki: At…At least, if it was the work of a dog that was meant as more then just a prank then I still… // After all, it’s an evil underwear thief who is pulling the strings from behind the scenes…<br />Kogarashi: Ku ku ku, Inusaburo Kibagami…He is a man who loves his dogs more than anyone, and loves underwear more then his dogs.<br />----<br />Kogarashi: Heh, that Leader, he is certainly conscientious, he even went as far as to write down Kibagami’s behaviour. // It says that everyday he plays with his prey on the top of his palm while imaging their contents…<br />Fubuki: Noooooooooooooo…<br />Background: Heheh… // It feels damp and smooth.<br />----<br />Kogarashi: After he is finished he takes the underwear to his bedside and dreams of their sweet fragrance…Heheh, and then? // Oh, with his head…Hah, then the taste…Oh…hmm? What is this piece of paper?<br />Fubuki: Stop itttttttttttt…<br />Background: Heheheh… // Will you please hit me…<br /><br />P15<br />Background: Proof of Receipt // Mr. Maid Guy // All: One pair of Ms. Fubuki’s panties (pre-worn) // To serve as payment // Leader<br />-----<br />Kogarashi: Oh, it’s a written receipt for a pair of Fubuki’s panties (pre-worn) used as payment. // Kukuku, that Leader is certainly conscientious.<br />Fubuki: What are you doing just taking somebody’s panties you imbecile…!!<br />----<br />Fubuki: That’s the same crime as an underwear thief…the same crime… // And I thought that you were explaining things too well…! // Go now and get it back you imbecile! Imbecile! Imbecile!! Imbecile…!!!<br />Naeka: W…Wow…It is well researched, but this is just horrible… // What’s this? Collectible list?<br />Kosuke: Huh? Your name is on here. // …Collection No. 82, Naeka Fujiwara, Age 17, lots of sweat soaked in, used during kendo, underwear top and bottom?<br />Naeka: Wha?<br />SFX: Whack // Whack // Whack<br />----<br />Kosuke: a bottle containing the seventeen year old’s fresh juices, squeezed before they dried.<br />Naeka: Bottle containing fresh juices!!?<br /><br />P16<br />Fubuki: I can’t forgive that underwear thief that steals women’s underwear and then has obscene fantasies about his victims!! // He is the enemy of every woman in the world!!<br />----<br />Naeka: I completely agree Fubuki! Someone who would use a maiden’s purity and modesty as a victim for their own desires is a servant of the devil! // First off, what does juices mean!? As least have the decency to write sweat! I can’t forgive him!!<br />----<br />Fubuki: Let’s get them back Ms. Naeka!<br />Naeka: Yeah! Let’s bring divine punishment down on that enemy of women!!<br />----<br />Kogarashi: Ku ku ku, If you are going to eliminate an underwear thief, then I shall lend you a hand. // Even if the dirty laundry is agile, when it is this dirty, as a maid, I can not leave it as is! // To the people who have collected your soiled underwear and filthy juices, I, the Maid Guy, shall give them a blood bath!<br /><br />P17<br />Fubuki: Who has to rely on you!? You imbecile…!! You enemy of women…!!!<br />Naeka: Wha…What did you say? Filthy…Filthy juices…??<br />Kosuke: Wahahah…<br />SFX: Whack // Stomp<br />----<br />Narration: Code name the Dog Trainer…Inusaburo Kibagami has sparked the fire of anger within the two women of this house. // Mr. Kibagami…You made enemies with two people you shouldn’t have. // As a fellow dog lover I feel a little sympathy for you.<br />Background: Nice fight Ms. Naeka // Next is the underwear thief Fubuki<br />----<br />Narration: That’s right, I am a big dog lover… // When I close my eyes I can still remember it… // His name was Yoshimune, our family was still small then…<br />----<br />Narration: That was three years ago… // It was during the summer when I was still in middle school…<br />Naeka: Ah… // It collapsed again…!!<br />----<br />Naeka: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh<br />----<br />Naeka: Wah…Help me…<br />Kosuke: Sis!?<br /><br />P18<br />Kosuke: I thought it was thunder, but it was just the sound of you tumbling down the stairs… // Are you okay sis?<br />Naeka: I am not okay Kosuke! What’ll I do!? The path to the second floor is completely blocked!<br />Kosuke: …That’s why I said, if you use that staircase it is better to be light. That’s why I can use it.<br />Naeka: Wh…What!? Are you trying to say that I am heavier then you!?<br />----<br />Narration: The reason I am starting here, is because after this, a fan club was started because of how much weight my sister’s breasts had gained… // With are parents gone the Fujiwara household was quickly headed on it’s way to being the garbage palace…!<br />Naeka: My underwear is in the bottom drawer in the dresser from my room so…! // Just bring me the whole dresser and make sure not to look inside!!<br />Kosuke: Sis! A maiden’s modesty is fine and all, but think of the situation a little!<br />Background:  Don’t look… // It’s not like this is going to be easy to bring to you…!<br /><br />P19<br />SFX: Ally-Oop<br />----<br />Narration: At the end of the trial, the exploration teams expedition to the second floor was a success. // In the month since I last saw it, the second floor had become unrecognizable…<br />Kosuke: We may say this is inside the house but it’s more like the outside. // It doesn’t seem like mom’s coming back, and after seeing this, I regret not finishing my dinner…<br />Background: That’s an opening that’s just inviting the wind and rain in.<br />----<br />SFX: Woof<br />----<br />Kosuke: Wh… // What…??<br />Narration: And that is how I met Yoshimune…<br /><br />P20<br />Narration: …However, one day he disappeared… // His name was Yoshimune and he was my precious friend…<br />Kosuke: Ah…Just when I thought I could forget… // When I hear a dog bark the memories come rushing back…<br />SFX: Woof, Woof, Woof // Woof, Woof<br />----<br />SFX: Woof // Woof, Woof, Woof, Woof<br />----<br />SFX: Awoooooooooooo…<br />----<br />Kosuke: Wait, where are we? // When did we end up in the mountains!?<br />Naeka: Shhh! Be quiet Kosuke!<br />Fubuki: It might be too late for that Ms. Naeka.<br />SFX: Woof, Woof, Woof // Awooo…<br /><br />P21<br />Naeka: Where are we you ask? // This is the enemy’s home turf! The home turf of the enemy of all maidens!! // In the information that leader gave us was written the address of the “Dog Trainer” Inusaburo Kibagami!<br />----<br />Naeka: Do you think I can restrain myself when the place where our underwear has been tainted is right in front of us!? // We figure the early bird gets the worm so we are going to strike while the iron is hot! // So, we are going to break in now!! // You understand!!?<br />----<br />Kosuke: Br…Break in…!!? // Why do I have to be a part of this…!!?<br />Fubuki: It seems we have been surrounded Ms. Naeka. // There is a group of around twenty dogs in the bushes around us.<br />Background: Don’t say crazy things while smiling sis! //<br />SFX: Woof, Woof, Woof // Awooooo… // Woof, Woof, Woof // Woof, Woof<br />----<br />Naeka: At any rate, our opponent is the Dog Trainer. // Of course we would be noticed if we went in from the front.<br />Fubuki: But we have prepared for this eventuality.<br />Kosuke: I…I don’t remember preparing for this at all!?<br /><br />P22<br />Naeka: Our enemy is a fiendish criminal who stole our underwear while we were wearing it!! // Shouldn’t you do something to help us! // If you’re a boy then stop complaining and put your life on the line!!<br />----<br />Fubuki: I am so very sorry Mr. Kosuke!! // I know it would be best to wait until morning and call the police. // But if I wait until morning that man…will do all sorts of things to my underwear!!<br />Background: Even though this is unbecoming of a maid…<br />----<br />Naeka: Don’t worry! While you distract the enemy we can fight safely! // Here! It’s a special 800 gram beef pack that dog’s seem to love!! // Just take that and runs towards the day after tomorrow!<br />Background: Two thousand five hundred yen!<br />----<br />Background: You’re the only one I can depend on Mr. Kosuke. // Please.<br />----<br />Naeka: Try to get as far away as possible before you get caught and torn to shreds…!!!<br />Fubuki: I shall never forget this kindness…<br />Kosuke: D…Darn it! You think that if you just smile and say please that a guy will do whatever you want…!! // Be carful of dark roads at night and sweet looking smiles…!!!<br />Background: Good luck // Take care<br />SFX: Woof, Woof, Woof, Woof // Woof, Woof, Woof // Wahhhh…<br /><br />P23<br />Background: Ha… // Wah… // Darn it…<br />SFX: Woof, Woof, Woof // Woof, Woof, Woof // Woof<br />----<br />Fubuki: …Now then, all of the obstructions have been taken care of.<br />Naeka: After you fill in the moat you take the enemy stronghold!<br />Inusaburo: …Hey now, what’s this?<br />----<br />Inusaburo: Coming in the night is something us underwear thieves do. // Are you planning on beating me at my own game senoritas?<br />----<br />SFX: Whoooooooo…<br /><br />P24<br />Naeka: So, you show yourself Inusaburo Kibagami! // Or should I say, the Dog Trainer!!<br />Inusaburo: Heheheh… As you say I am the Dog Trainer. // But what are you doing here so late at night? // I was able to complete my quota for today so I was just enjoying myself…<br />Naeka: Silence, you enemy of women!!<br />----<br />Naeka: We are assassins who have come to knock you down! // Furthermore, we are avengers who will take back everything you stole! // Now, return the underwear! // Also, …the fresh juices… As well!!<br />----<br />Fubuki: How long will it take for your dogs to return? One minute? Two? // The time it will take my throwing needles to reach you is a mere 0.2 seconds. // The next time you blink shall be your last!!<br />----<br />Fubuki: Even if you don’t blink it will be your last…!!<br />Background: That was just a figure of speech…<br />SFX: Puck<br /><br />P25<br />SFX: Whooo…<br />----<br />Fubuki: What!!?<br />----<br />Inusaburo: Heheheheheh, A fighting dog and his master our one in body and mind, just like a bra and panties. // This bond cannot be severed by some mere special meat. // The ones who were caught in your trap were the pack of mongrels that live around here!<br />Naeka: Yo…You’re kidding!!?<br />----<br />Fubuki: T…To be able to see my throwing needles, ju…just what you would expect from such wild power. // In that case I’ll use my trump card! // Even if you are wild, if I use throwing needles that are thin and transparent enough that you can’t see them then…<br />Naeka: Wah!!<br />----<br />SFX: Ping<br /><br />P26<br />Kosuke: …He… // Help me…!!!<br />Background: Wahhhhh…<br />----<br />Background: Awooooo…<br />----<br />Narration: Ahh…Running like this brings back memories… // I was a lot thinner and lighter back then so me and Yoshimune used to run through the hills together. // Maybe, once they stop attacking me, I will be able to connect with them as a dog lover…<br />----<br />SFX: Ruff // Ruff, Ruff, Ruff<br />----<br />Kosuke: Wahhhhh…. Like that could happen…!! // Darn it! I’ll remember this sis…<br />SFX: Gahhhhh…<br />----<br />SFX: Wooo?<br />----<br />SFX: Heh // Heh<br /><br />P27<br />SFX: Woooooo…<br />----<br />SFX: Awoooooo… // Woof // Woof, Woof // Woof // Woof, Woof, Woof<br />----<br />Naeka: It…It seems we’ve been driven into a corner Fubuki!!<br />Fubuki: Ms…Ms. Naeka you imbecile…!! // If you move suddenly then everything will collapse… // If that happens then you will get attacked…!! // Because while I’m defeating one of them all of the others will attack you…!<br />Naeka: You cowardly creep…fight us man to man…!!<br />SFX: Ahhhh… // Wahhhh…<br />Bakground: I can see where I would fall from up here…!!! // Wahhh…When you put it like that…<br />----<br />Inusaburo: Hey now, what are you saying? Dogs have always been a pack animal. // To tell dogs not to stick together is like telling fish not to swim. // It’s nonsense senorita!<br />----<br />Naeka: In that case, Fubuki…Did you bring the poison powder that will put the enemy to sleep instantly!? // That’s how they dealt with a dog attack in a ninja comic I read a long time ago…<br />Fubuki: I brought the one that will kill you after a brief pause and the one that will melt you without leaving a trace! But unfortunately, I forgot to bring the paralyzing medicine…!!<br />Background: That’s the kind of thing you would use for a massacre…<br /><br />P28<br />Inusaburo: And now for the second piece of dog trivia; dogs are territorial animals. // They don’t allow anyone to invade their territory. // This is the underwear thieves territory! And we don’t let our prey escape!! // I shall add the underwear you are wearing now to my collection!!!<br />Naeka &amp; Fubuki: N…Nooooooooooo…Help…<br />Background: All dogs prepare for attack.<br />----<br />Kogarashi: Oh bother… // I wake up from being beaten to death to the sounds of dogs barking and people screaming.<br />SFX: Arf<br />----<br />Inusaburo: You…You’re the pack of stray dogs who were chasing that meat! // What? But why?? // What could have you so frightened…<br />SFX: Arf // Arf // Arf, Arf<br />----<br />Kogarashi: No matter where I go you’re causing trouble!!<br />SFX: Arf<br />----<br />Background: Maid Guy Dog Transformation!!!<br /><br />P29<br />Kogarashi: Kukukukuku // Having been beaten by beasts, man has come to know shame! // Prepare to be rescued by the Maid Guy Dog you pathetic master and servant!!!<br />SFX: Awooooooo… // Grrrrr…<br />----<br />Fubuki: Be…Be silent! I don’t want to hear you talk about shame while you’re dressed like that!<br />Naeka: That’s right! What’s with those ears? You look like an idiot…!!<br />Inusaburo: It…It’s not just the ears though… // Why!? Why are my dogs so frightened of you!!?<br />----<br />Kogarashi: Ku ku ku. Your dogs? Don’t make me laugh! // As you know dogs are a pack animal that is lead by a boss dog. // Because of this instinct a human who is worthy of being the boss can form an owner and pet relationship with them. // However, as I awoken to my wild instincts I began to realize something “Dog Trainer!” You’re not the boss of this pack!!<br />Inusaburo: Wh…What!?<br />----<br />Kogarashi: The true boss of this pack is there…<br /><br />P30<br />Kogarashi: That’s him! // That small breed dog!!<br />SFX: Arf?<br />----<br />Kogarashi: Your aura has risen to a different level from the others! // I can’t believe a dog of your caliber would allow himself to be owned by a mere human!!<br />----<br />Fubuki: Th…That dog is…! That’s the dog that stole my panties!!!<br />Naeka: That tiny dog is the boss!?<br />----<br />Boss Dog: Heh…You’re pretty sharp for someone who walks on two legs. // That’s right, I am the true boss of this pack. // That human is nothing more than a waiter who prepares our meals in exchange for the leftovers from our prey!<br />----<br />Boss Dog: That’s right, now in dog society it is not those who posses a large body who are dominant. // Now it is the era of skill over power! It is the new dog era, where a dog that posses the greatest skill shall seize control!<br />----<br />Boss Dog: I was able to gain respect in exchange for food that I gathered using my skills. // This mountain where there is a constant danger of being buried alive is necessary to teach puppies the skills they will need! // Heheheh…I am grateful to humans for teaching me these skills. // Soon humans and dogs will become equals!!<br /><br />P31<br />Boss Dog: I even snatched the panties off of that skirt over there!!! // And she was all in a panic when I did!<br />SFX: Woo // oon<br />----<br />Dogs: That’s the boss for ya…!! // You’re the best…!! // Let’s get the one next to her in the hakama too!!<br />Boss Dog: Heheheh, you see how they shower me with admiration!! // With this single skill that I have mastered I have made it to the top!!<br />SFX: Woof, Woof // Woon // Woof // Woof, Woof // Woof // Woof, Woof, Woof<br />----<br />Kogarashi: Kukukukuku, small animals can really yap can’t they? // The idea that just because you can put on a show that is somewhat rare, that that makes you the best is absurd.<br />SFX: Kukuku<br />----<br />Boss Dog: Put…Put on a show!? Why you…!!<br />----<br />SFX: Arf<br />----<br />Kogarashi: Maid Guy Dog Face Clap!!!<br /><br />P32<br />Kogarashi: Instant strip!!!<br /><br />P33<br />Kogarashi: Mphh mphh mphh (How’s this dog?) //  Mphh mphh mphh, Mphh mphh mphh (If your technique is the greatest then what do you call this?)<br />----<br />Naeka &amp; Fubuki: Ah…Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!?<br />----<br />Dogs: The panties and bras and garter belt…ev…even that long strip of cloth, all in an instant…? // No matter how many hands he uses, to get all the underwear off of those two… // Th…There’s no way we could do that, we can only carry three with our mouths…!!<br />----<br />Boss Dog: I’ve lost…!<br />----<br />Kogarashi: Where are you going dog?<br />Boss Dog: Heh…Did you think that all defeated dogs do is cry?<br /><br />P34<br />Kogarashi: Do you plan on starting over from the beginning…? // With looks like yours you could find someone to live with…as a pet. // What has driven you so far? Why do you pursue this technique?<br />----<br />Boss Dog: …Someone once told me… // The world outside is wonderful, and your technique is part of that wonderful world. // I believed those words and polished my skills in order to hold some of that wonder in my hands…<br />----<br />Boss Dog: But then again, I don’t even have hands. // Farewell!<br />Dogs: Boss! // Please wait boss! // Please take us with you boss…!!!<br />SFX: Woof // Woof, Woof, Woof<br />----<br />Inusaburo: H…Hey! Hey! Hey, Hey, Hey! My Dogs!? // Come back! Where are you going with out me!!?<br />SFX: Woof, Woof, Woof<br />----<br />Kogarashi: Kukukukuku, You were never qualified to be the owner of such magnificent dogs. // However, I have some business with you, “Dog Trainer” Inusaburo Kibagami. // To get some sick pleasure out of dirty underwear. Have you never even heard of washing something? // You’d best say your prayers because I am going to beat some sense into you!!<br />Inusaburo: E…Eeeeeee…<br /><br />P35<br />Inusaburo: Eeee…!!!<br />----<br />Fubuki: Now, shall we kill him Ms. Naeka?<br />Naeka: Let’s kill him Fubuki.<br />----<br />SFX: Eeee…<br />----<br />SFX: Bow // Bow Wow // Bow Wow<br />----<br />Dogs: You know boss… I never knew there was such a story behind the passion for your technique. // But what was the wonderful thing you were after!? // You idiot! He was polishing his skills in order to figure that out! // By the way, what kind of person was he? The person who had said those words to you I mean.<br />----<br />SFX: Heh…<br /><br />P36<br />Kosuke: Oh, now even I can’t get in that room… I’m sorry Yoshimune, I’ll give you a tasty treat later, so could you go get sis’s underwear. // Oh boy, if your going to go to the trouble of getting it, it would be nice if it was some babe’s underwear and not sis’s… // Listen Yoshimune…in the outside world there is even more wonderful…<br />----<br />Boss Dog: Heh…It’s a long story…<br />Kosuke: Wah!<br />Background: Dogs!<br />----<br />Narration: While I was wandering through the mountains the night came to an end… // As a watched the dogs run off, I was once again reminded of Yoshimune…<br />----<br />Narration: Wherever he is, under this bright blue sky, I hope he is okay. // I’m sure he is okay, and I am sure we will meet again someday. // It feels like today is going to be another hot day. // This was the story of a long, hot day filled with underwear and dogs…<br />----<br />SFX: Wahhhhhhh…<br />----<br />Fubuki: After all that, which one is my underwear…!!!<br />Naeka: Na…Naeka Fujiwara: Filthy Juices… // Wh…What is this gooey green colored liquid…!!?<br />Background: There are so many that I can’t tell. // Where did you wring this secretion from…?<br />Narration: And so, the 17 year old Naeka Fujiwara… // The day that she gains the inheritance rights to her fortune is still 113 days away…</summary>
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		<entry>
		<id>https://mangahelpers.com/t/otakujoe/releases/30834</id>
        <title>[English] [Translation] Kamen no Maid Guy Omake 2 by otakujoe</title>
        <updated>2011-08-07T03:53:44+00:00</updated>
        <author>
            <name>otakujoe</name>
            <email>admin@mangahelpers.com</email>
        </author>
        <link rel="alternate" href="https://mangahelpers.com/t/otakujoe/releases/30834" />
        <summary type="html">P153<br />Title: Mr. Plump’s Afterword Extra Comic<br />Background: Mr. Plump // Mr. Maid Guy<br />----<br />Kosuke: On a bright and sunny Sunday afternoon… // I felt something jagged and out of place in my mouth, and when I saw my reflection in the window I was shocked!!<br />----<br />Kosuke: There I saw… // Myself turned into a Maid Guy!!!<br />Title: The Other Service<br />----<br />Kosuke: Wa…Wahhhh…!!!<br />Narration: That explains the jagged feeling!!<br />Background: Kamen no Plump Guy<br /><br />P154<br />Narration: C…C…C…Calm down, calm down, calm down, calm down man!! How in the world did this happen!? // I am sure there is a perfectly reasonable explanation for me suddenly turning into some mysterious masked man! // Calm down! There has to be something, just calm down and think about it!<br />----<br />Narration: The possibility I came up with… // Is pretty impossible to believe.<br />----<br />Kosuke: Although, my body is right over there. // Could that really be it!?<br /><br />P155<br />Naeka: I’m home. // Kogarashi, is the bath ready?<br />Kosuke: God Damn!! // How could this happen!? Because I banged my head, somehow I and Kogarashi switch souls!<br />Background: I’m him and he is me?!<br />----<br />Kosuke: Wait…? Can I do “that”...?<br />----<br />Kosuke: Maid Guy Eye’s X…X...X // X-ray vision…!!!<br />SFX: Bewww…<br />----<br />Kosuke: Wooooow! I can do it! This is great! This is great Kogarashi! // Sis is great too, woah, Maid Guy Bravo!!!<br /><br />P156<br />Kosuke: I was beginning to wonder whether this was real or not, but now a wonderful world of mystery has begun to appear before my eyes!! // I have in my hands a miraculous ability that half the people in the world can only dream of!!!<br />Background: When I say mystery I mean like my sister’s mystery.<br />----<br />Fubuki: Oh, Welcome home Ms. Naeka.<br />----<br />Kosuke: The mystery seeker Kosuke Fujiwara @ Kogarashi’s Maid Guy Ear has just made contact with the foot steps of even more mysteries… // The soft rustling of a long skirt! A voice as clear as a wind blowing through a plateau!! // If sis is a mystery level one, then that is a super mystery that easily exceeds a hundred million!!<br />----<br />Kosuke: However, such a mystery should also present a difficult challenge! // This calls for the determination of one who has not been spoiled by this world of mystery. // In the past, many wondrous mysteries have been lost to the darkness of history at the hands of ignorant explorers. // I must not follow in their foot steps!!<br /><br />P157<br />Kosuke: I can’t just simply X-ray her!! A maid not wearing her maid outfit is just a person!!! // I mustn’t remove the head dress or the garter belt! I must leave in the sacred areas and only X-ray the other parts!! // You can do it!! Kosuke Fujiwara! If your love of maids is genuine!! // Now go! Target Scope Lock-On!!<br />----<br />Kosuke: Maid Guy Eye’s X…<br />SFX: Bew…<br />----<br />Kosuke: As…As expected, a mystery with an eight digit level was not something that someone like me could handle… // Ah, my consciousness is beginning to fade. // At least I may be able to print out that mystery that I glimpsed for only an instant…<br /><br />P158<br />Maid God: …Good grief, how pathetic it is to die like that.<br />----<br />Kosuke: …huh… // Wha?<br />----<br />Kosuke: Where am I? // Is this heaven…??<br />Background: Welcome back // Welcome back<br />----<br />Master Maid Guy: Awaken young Maid Guy. // Your soul once again has the divine protection of the Maid God. // Your service is not yet finished. You must return and complete your mission.<br />----<br />Master Maid Guy: Go!! // As always the Maid God’s service shall be with you!<br />Kosuke: Wa…Wah…I’m flying…!!?<br />----<br />Kosuke: Wah… // Wa…Wait Maids…!!!<br />Background: Goodbye<br /><br />P159<br />Kosuke: Wahhh!?<br />----<br />Kosuke: …Ah! I’m alive again…? // What’s this?<br />----<br />Fubuki: Ahhhhhhhhhh…<br />Background: What do you think you are doing you imbecile… // I’m sorry // It was an accident…<br />----<br />Narration: The remaining sensation in my left hand is too weak to accurately measure the level of that mystery. // By the way, what in the world was that thing I saw just a few moments ago…?<br /><br />P160<br />Narration: Fubuki’s bat knocked me out, and we once more banged our heads together. // And so, my day as a Maid Guy, full of wonder and mystery, came to a close.<br />Kosuke: Ow…<br />Kogarashi: H…Huh? // What happened?<br />----<br />Kosuke: …Kogarashi! // Being a Maid Guy is a wonderful job!<br />----<br />Kogarashi: Hmm…I don’t know why you suddenly understand this… // However, although all work is wonderful, being a Maid Guy is definitely the best!<br />----<br />Narration: It was a day in which I felt I got just a little closer to the secret of the Maid Guy. // It was an ordinary Sunday as usual. // But that day, I had a somewhat strange experience…<br />Kogarashi: By the way, what is this strange flabby feeling I have in my left hand?<br />Background: Huh?<br />----<br />Maid: Master! // Master Maid Guy! Kogarashi’s soul is back!<br />Background: This time he was beaten to death!<br />----<br />Master Maid Guy: Oh…Again…! // Just how many times must that young Maid Guy die in one day before he is satisfied…!!<br />Title: Continued in Volume 3</summary>
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		<entry>
		<id>https://mangahelpers.com/t/otakujoe/releases/30833</id>
        <title>[English] [Translation] Kamen no Maid Guy 10 by otakujoe</title>
        <updated>2011-08-07T03:43:05+00:00</updated>
        <author>
            <name>otakujoe</name>
            <email>admin@mangahelpers.com</email>
        </author>
        <link rel="alternate" href="https://mangahelpers.com/t/otakujoe/releases/30833" />
        <summary type="html">P123<br />Musashi: Good morning everyone!!! // My bushy name is Kojiro Musashi, let’s ten-car-each! // I am bushy-do! Warrior training now!<br />Title: Service Ten<br />----<br />Musashi: Hey you!!<br />----<br />Musashi: You samurai girl! Very strong! Listen from rumor of wind!! // Fight me together!!<br />----<br />Naeka: So…sorry! The truth is I’m no good at English. // What should we do? Is it okay if we just beat him up??<br />Miwa: No! It would be better if you didn’t make an enemy of him!<br />Eiko: But what should we do! Mr. Misunderstanding over here’s motivation seems to be at 120%.<br />Naeka: Wh…What should we do!!?<br /><br />P124<br />Liz: Fantastic! It’s just as my father told me! What an uncivilized country! // In an age where we can shoot a missile straight down Hussein’s toilet, they are still letting Jack the Ripper walk around in broad daylight!!<br /><br />P125<br />Liz: …Very good!! // Let us hunt.<br />----<br />Miwa: A…Another foreigner!! // What is this? Is today foreigner’s day??<br />Eiko: Furthermore that girl is wearing our school’s uniform! // Does she go to our school??<br />Naeka: Mo…More importantly, just what should we do? Is it okay if I beat her up as well??<br /><br />P126<br />Liz: Though you can barely conceal your stupidity, I wonder if you could serve as decent prey. // Well, my prey?<br />Musashi: Oh!?<br />----<br />Musashi: HAHAHA! Hey pretty girl! You don’t misunderstand! // I am bushy-do! Let’s warrior training! Me and you no plan to fight!!<br />----<br />Liz: There’s no use in trying to talk your way out of this!! // Deadly Nutcracker Foil!!<br />Musashi: Wahhhhh…!! // Critical hit to me golden…!!<br />SFX: Bong // Ding<br /><br />P127<br />Liz: Heh // I’ve cut another worthless object…<br />----<br />Naeka: Wh…What’s with that girl…<br />----<br />Naeka: Ah, no, I should thank you! // Thanks for saving us.<br />Liz: Don’t mind.<br />----<br />Liz: I can’t tell Japanese people’s faces apart…but those huge breasts!! // Ms. Naeka Fujiwara!?<br /><br />P128<br />Kogarashi: Skirt One to Skirt Leader.<br />Fubuki: This is Skirt Leader.<br />SFX: Kshhh<br />----<br />Fubuki: What is it Kogarashi?<br />Kogarashi: I am sending you the image of a small high school girl with blonde pigtails that has just appeared in front of the master. // I don’t remember seeing her at the school before. Just who is she?<br />Fubuki: I am doing a search, please wait a minute.<br />----<br />Fubuki: Receiving the image now…Oh, she’s cute. Perhaps she’s a half? // There is no record of her student data…in that case, is she a transfer student?<br />Kogarashi: The unknown’s height is 130cm, her weight is 28kg, and her measurements from the top are 61-55-66…<br />----<br />Kogarashi: Hmm…For being a little girl her underwear is made out of some very fine silk. // I would say she is about 13, but she is underdeveloped for her age. I can confirm an unusually shaped mole on her left side. Furthermore, my scans show…<br />Fubuki: Ho…Hold on! Hold on Kogarashi! Kogarashi!? // When you say she is underdeveloped, what are you looking at…!?<br />Background: This girl has poor development<br />SFX: Bew<br /><br />P129<br />Fubuki: Whether it’s x-rays or scans, when it comes to girls you can never just arbitrarily use it on them! Never ever…!!<br />Kogarashi: To always watch over and provide tender care; that is what a maid is! This is common knowledge! // Kukuku, I am always performing a full scan using my observational powers!!<br />Fubuki: Al…Always…<br />----<br />Kogarashi: From morning through night I never fail to check everything from master’s heat rash to the bug bite on your breasts. // That is Maid Guy Quality!!<br />Fubuki: Wah…! Why are you even scanning me you imbecile…!!<br />SFX: Click // Beep // Beep // Beep<br />----<br />Kogarashi: Hmm?<br />SFX: Beep // Beep // Beep<br />----<br />SFX: Beep<br />----<br />Eiko: Wah?<br />Miwa: Wh…What the??<br />SFX: Boom<br />----<br />Naeka: How did that girl know my name?<br /><br />P130<br />Narrator: Naeka Fujiwara, 17 years old, she is the only remaining descendent of the leader of the Great Fujiwara financial group, Zenjuro Fujiwara. // Though she does not know it, in half a year when she turns 18, she will also inherit the rights to the entire financial group. // For this reason, she is currently being targeted by a group that wishes to usurp her fortune!! // Kogarashi and Fubuki are Agent Maids sent by Zenjuro to protect his grand children from this mysterious enemy! // As such, Naeka’s fate is…!?<br />SFX: Ding // Dong // Ding<br />Naeka: Wah, oh no…That’s the school bell!! // I gotta hurry!!<br />Eiko: Come on Naeka, don’t space out…!!<br />----<br />Teacher: Let me introduce you to the transfer student.<br />----<br />Liz: I am Elizabeth K. Strawberryfield. // You can call me Liz.<br />----<br />Liz: I have been in England my whole life, but because of my father’s work I returned to this country last month. // I hope we can all get along.<br />Eiko: Liz!?<br />Naeka: Th…The girl from this morning?<br /><br />P131<br />Teacher: Even though Elizabeth is only 13 years old, because of her academic excellence she has skipped ahead to the second year of high school. // You can sit next to Fujiwara. Maybe she can learn something from you.<br />Naeka: …Wh…What do you mean by that sir?<br />----<br />Teacher: Elizabeth is commonly called a genius, and in my 30 years of being a math teacher I have never taught a genius before! // Therefore, today I have given it my all to prepare a special math problem for you all. // Now Elizabeth, please hurry to your seat!!<br />----<br />Liz: It’s a pleasure to meet you Ms. Naeka Fujiwara.<br />Naeka: Ah, no, the same here… // …speaking of which, how did you know my name…?<br />----<br />Liz: Knowing your name is nothing at all…after all… // Whenever I close my eyes I remember…Ms. Naeka’s gallant form from the kendo tournament the other day… // The sight of you felling one opponent after the other…Ah…<br /><br />P132<br />Liz: I’ve… // become excited…<br />----<br />Liz: When…When I look at you I just can’t control myself.<br />Naeka: …Hold on…this couldn’t possibly be…<br />Eiko: What’s this? Did you get another girl to confess to you?<br />Background: Hehheh<br />----<br />Naeka: Ho…Hold on Lez. I’m happy you feel that way but…<br />Eiko: Liz!<br />Background: Not Lez, you idiot!<br />----<br />Liz: Ah, I want to take you down! // I want to beat you till your crying on your hands and knees, begging for forgiveness!! // I want you under my feet! To lick the bottoms of my shoes…!!!<br />Naeka: No, what I’m saying is that I’m not into… // …What??<br />Background: Ah…Even just imagining it is ecstasy…<br /><br />P133<br />Naeka: Gah!<br />----<br />Liz: I am using that slipper in place of a glove. // Ms. Naeka Fujiwara, I challenge you to a duel! // I hate uselessly large things! Yours are unsightly! They are an eyesore!!! // As punishment I shall beat you down!!!<br />----<br />Liz: So, not even you can say anything to that huh? // With this we are now enemies.<br />----<br />Liz: The duel shall be after school in the kendo hall. // It’s pointless to run away. Like a snake I am watching your every move. // Heheheh…<br /><br />P134<br />SFX: Ohhhhhhhhh… // Hohohoho…<br />Naeka: A…duel…<br />----<br />Teacher: But what about class!?<br />----<br />Kogarashi: Ugh…! I was almost turned into cinders…<br /><br />P135<br />Kogarashi: I can’t believe that that growth stunted unknown is just an ordinary person. // Just who is she…??<br />----<br />Shizuku: Mistress.<br />----<br />Shizuku: I have brought you a change of slippers.<br />Liz: I have delivered the challenge. // The end of school shall be quite enjoyable Shizuku.<br />----<br />Narration: Elizabeth’s personal maid ninja, Shizuku.<br />----<br />Shizuku: Oh…again with your obsessions…the master will scold you, you know… // To put precedence on your own interests over the battle for the inheritance rights…<br />Liz: That is something that you common folk can deal with.<br />Shizuku: It’s not good for a child not to listen to their father…<br />Liz: Please don’t call me a child!<br />----<br />Liz: Only mother understands. // Hunting is a noble’s hobby.<br /><br />P136<br />Background: To lure out a difficult prey and then to slay them, not out of necessity, but just for the enjoyment of it… // In this world, no matter who they are, as long as they are strong, the moment of feeling powerful… // For me, that huge boobed beast, Ms. Naeka is the greatest prey… // Ah…even just imagining that moment is ecstasy…<br />----<br />Shizuku: But you can’t stay out till after dinner you hear?<br />Background: Got it?<br />Liz: I said don’t treat me like a child…<br />----<br />SFX: Ding // Dong // Ding<br />----<br />SFX: Dong<br /><br />P137<br />Liz: Heheh…I have to admire you for not running away and coming to the dojo.<br />Naeka: Ah, no, it’s just that we have club activities after school. // Don’t tell me you were being serious when you challenged me…<br />Liz: Oh, could it be you’re scared?<br />----<br />Liz: In England, cowards who run away from a duel can never show there face in public again out of shame.<br />Naeka: Yeah, well this is Japan. // Take your shoes off before you come in. // Then when you come in bow.<br />----<br />Liz: Now it’s time for our duel!! // You can decide the rules. // I shall beat you to a bloody pulp!!<br /><br />P138<br />Liz: If you don’t want to die you better take this seriously.<br />Naeka: Umm // I’m sorry, but I just can’t bring myself to fight a little kid…<br />Kogarashi: You stupid master! // What retarded things are you saying!?<br />----<br />Kogarashi: Be careful around that one master.<br />Naeka: Who!?<br />Kogarashi: Stop looking around and calm down!!<br />----<br />Kogarashi: Kukuku, You can hear it but not see it. // From an unseen location it is the partner who supports you everyday. // It is I, the Maid Guy!!<br />Naeka: Ko… // Kogarashi?<br />----<br />Liz: Koga?<br />----<br />Kogarashi: Maid Guy Voice!! // Through the use of special vocalizations, I can send my voice to a single person with pinpoint accuracy! This is Sunlight Yellow’s special direct line to you!! // No one else can hear it! Be quiet, and listen!!<br /><br />P139<br />Naeka: Like usual you have some superpower… // By the way, can you hear me?<br />Kogarashi: Kukuku…of course! Maid Guy Ear has very sharp hearing!!<br />----<br />Kogarashi: I’m warning you!! That girl is dangerous!!!<br />Naeka: Huh?<br />Kogarashi: You saw her fight this morning remember! // Within the body of an immature child hides considerable fighting ability!! // Prepare yourself master!!!<br />----<br />Liz: …What is it? // Is there something on my face? // Oh, that’s right. // I almost forgot something important.<br />Naeka: Ah?<br />----<br />Naeka: …What? // …Photos?<br /><br />P140<br />SFX: Oh my!<br />T/L Note: The inside of Naeka’s mouth says “Gah”<br />----<br />Naeka: Hold…Wha…Just when did…What is…!!?<br />Liz: Heheheh…If you run away or lose this duel, I shall give away those photos and the negatives. // To them!!<br />SFX: Ahhhh…<br />----<br />Leader: W…We are the Naeka Fujiwara “Breast” Fan Club!! // We heard that if we came hear we could buy pictures of Naeka Fujiwara’s breasts!! // Is this true…!!?<br />Liz: Heheheh, I am sure these will fly off the shelves!<br />Kogarashi: I’m warning you! That girl is dangerous master!!<br />Naeka: Alright, I got it, she is definitely dangerous, okay…!!<br /><br />P141<br />Liz: Has this motivated you a little Ms. Naeka? // Are you ready for the duel now?<br />Naeka: Oh definitely!! // I…I might have gotten angry for real though! // I am going to have to show you what happens when kids anger their elders.<br />----<br />Eiko: ...Um, now let me explain the rules of this duel…<br />----<br />Eiko: This match will use the normal kendo rules; the winner is the first to get 2 out of 3 points…is this okay?<br />Liz: That’s fine.<br />----<br />Eiko: By the way, are you serious about this Naeka? // I always thought you were immature but…<br />Naeka: That’s fine.<br /><br />P142<br />Eiko: Put on your masks… // And I guess we will start round one…!<br />----<br />Liz: …Gah??<br />----<br />Naeka: Face!!<br />Naeka: One point!!!<br />Eiko: Ho…Hold on. // What you did just now isn’t really a point is it? Right!?<br />Background: I did it // But didn’t she faint?<br />----<br />Naeka: Life is strict. // Even if you fall because of the smell of the kendo equipment a loss is a loss. // Though I did know that that protector was the worst smelling of the bunch.<br />Eiko: You really are immature!<br />Background: Three Round Match First Round: Naeka O – X Elizabeth<br /><br />P143<br />Eiko: Round 2!!<br />Liz: I did not expect you to use such a trick. // You are unexpectedly ruthless… I am impressed, Ms. Naeka!<br />----<br />Naeka: I guess the smell of our summer protectors is a bit much for our returnee princess. // Against that even a girl genius is still nothing more then a child.<br />----<br />Liz: Isn’t it a bit early to be acting so relaxed? // However, when it comes to hunting I am no novice. I brought a weapon as well! // I shall teach you the difference between the hunter and the hunted!<br />----<br />Liz: Ms. Naeaka’s unedited underwear photos…!!<br />----<br />Liz: First come first served…<br />Naeka: Wha??<br />Background: What?! // Wahhhhhh<br /><br />P144<br />Naeka: Ho…! //  Hold on…!!<br />----<br />Eiko: Waist, one point! // Elizabeth!!<br />Naeka: Da…Darn it, ah…!!<br />----<br />Liz: Heheh…Miss… // During a match you mustn’t look away…<br />Naeka: …Th… // That’s cheating!!<br />Eiko: You guys aren’t even trying to fight a real match!!<br />Background: Three Round Match Second Round: Naeka X – O Elizabeth<br /><br />P145<br />Eiko: Final Round!!<br />Naeka: That attack just now…even without the pictures, I don’t know if I could have dodged it… // This is bad…This kid is actually pretty strong…!<br />----<br />Liz: …I had planned to knock her unconscious but… // She managed to avoid a strike to her heart from such a stance? // She may have the breasts of a cow, but she is no dumb ox…!<br />----<br />Eiko: Begin!!!<br />Naeka &amp; Liz: I have to take her seriously!!!<br />Naeka: Haaaaaaaa…<br />Liz: Yahhh…<br />----<br />Naeka: Heh… // Heh… // Heh…<br />Liz: Ha… // Ha…<br /><br />P146<br />Kogarashi: Hmm…It has already been an hour since the start of the final round… // Truly they are evenly matched! // This is an excellent dual…!<br />----<br />Kogarashi: However, both of them appear to be running out of stamina… // …it is likely that the next blow shall be the last…!!<br />----<br />Naeka: Now that I think about it, we never decided what your punishment would be when you lost. // How about a full course of my brother’s famous spanking torture? // I’m looking forward to it! I wonder what a blond haired little British returnee sounds like when she cries.<br />----<br />Liz: I have three thousand pairs of shoes. // You best get ready to lick them all till there isn’t a single pair left. // Though I said that, you have no chance of winning!<br />SFX: Shif<br />----<br />Liz: To allow such distance between us, truly huge breasted women are imbeciles. // Did you forget that I still have my trump card?<br /><br />P147<br />Liz: Dance! 300 valuable pictures of Ms. Naeka!<br />----<br />Liz: Everyone, get your hands on the indecent figure of the huge breasted kendo girl!<br />Naeka: Wa…<br />----<br />Liz: Heheh…If you prolong the match then I will add more photos to the gallery and your life will be ruined. // This is perfect! Ms. Naeka!!<br />Naeka: Wai… // Too much… // He… // Hey…<br />Background: Ohhhhh, jackpot // Jackpot… // I hit the mother load…<br />----<br />Naeka: This…This is terrible…<br />Kogarashi: Kukukukuku… // Calm down master. I am here for you!!<br />----<br />Kogarashi: Echo! The moss green Maid Guy Voice that echoes with Mother Nature.<br />Naeka: Kogarashi!?<br />Kogarashi: The man who possesses the magic voice of seven colors that even the ocean’s princess of song Siren runs away from is me, the Maid Guy!!<br /><br />P148<br />Kogarashi: Go and conquer them my black winged manservants!!<br />----<br />Background: Wahhhhhhh…<br />----<br />Background: My treasure…<br />Naeka: C…Crows… // They’re after the pictures!?<br />Kogarashi: Kukukukuku, they are crows who shall snatch away every picture. // They shall search everywhere until there is not even a scrap of paper left.<br /><br />P149<br />Kogarashi: Stomp this problem out at the root!!<br />Liz: Ahhhhhhhhh…Nooooooooo…!!<br />----<br />Naeka: What’s this? You still have some photos hidden in your chest? // Even though you are reaping what you sow I feel bad for you… // But not that bad!<br />----<br />Liz: He…Help me…!!<br />Naeka: It seems that I win this match Liz… // Even though you had the perfect plan laid out you were still foiled by unexpected circumstances. // Let this defeat be a lesson to you…<br />----<br />Naeka: Huh?<br />----<br />Naeka: A…Ah… // What? What? Why? // Why are the crows attacking me too… // Kogarashiiii?<br /><br />P150<br />Kogarashi: Kukuku…Calm down! Calm down and take off your clothes master! // Those crows are searching anywhere there might be photos. // Once you take off your clothes and they can see you don’t have any photos they will stop attacking you!<br />----<br />Kogarashi: Strip!<br />----<br />Naeka: I can’t strip you idiot…<br />Background: Help me… // Wahhhhhh… // No… // Stop that… // Not there… // Ahhhhhh…<br />----<br />Background: Three Round Match Third Round: Naeka ^ – ^ Elizabeth // Draw<br />----<br />Kosuke: You had a dual with a weird foreigner that became a double header? // Then you got attacked by an army of crows so in the end it was called a draw…?<br /><br />P151<br />Kosuke: I’m not really sure that I get it, but it sounds like you had a rough day sis…<br />Naeka: I would say it was beyond just being rough. // At least we were somehow able to get back all the photos.<br />Kosuke: Photos?<br />----<br />Naeka: You did dispose of all the pictures Kogarashi?<br />Kogarashi: Ku ku ku, certainly! This Maid Guy doesn’t make mistakes.<br />----<br />Kogarashi: In order to set your mind at ease I have prepared these! // An eye for an eye! A tooth for a tooth! A nude picture for a nude picture! // For the sake of revenge we should spread these pictures throughout the town or the whole world!<br />----<br />Naeka: Wh…Where on earth did you get these!?<br />Kogarashi: Kukuku, This Miad Guy doesn’t make mistakes! // I took these while she was changing into her kendo uniform!<br /><br />P152<br />Kogarashi: A feat of this caliber is an everyday occurrence for me. Taking nude photos is a trivial matter. // There is nothing this Maid Guy cannot do!<br />Fubuki: Wow! That is truly amazing! // By the way, I thought that we would continue our conversation from this morning, but it seems that I did not use enough gunpowder!<br />----<br />Fubuki: Go outside for a bit!!<br />----<br />Narration: And so, the danger posed by the mysterious enemy that had begun to make it’s move… // Had already passed before it was even noticed thanks to the actions of the Maid Guy.<br />----<br />Fubuki: …Strawberry panties… // …oh my.<br />Background: Where was it…<br />Narration: Naeka Fujiwara, our protagonist who knows nothing of this, is 17 years old. // The day in which she acquires the rights to inherit the great Fujiwara financial group is still 117 days away…</summary>
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		<entry>
		<id>https://mangahelpers.com/t/otakujoe/releases/30832</id>
        <title>[English] [Translation] Kamen no Maid Guy Special : Volume 2 Opening by otakujoe</title>
        <updated>2011-08-07T03:27:03+00:00</updated>
        <author>
            <name>otakujoe</name>
            <email>admin@mangahelpers.com</email>
        </author>
        <link rel="alternate" href="https://mangahelpers.com/t/otakujoe/releases/30832" />
        <summary type="html">P1<br />Fubuki: To the master who is viewing this page. // I thank you for purchasing this book that you hold in your hands.<br />Kogarashi: Ku ku ku // This Maid Guy would also like to express his gratitude!<br />----<br />Kogarashi: Hmm…Well then, I would like to borrow this moment to announce a present. Our sales are estimated at one million yen, so we have prepared a present as a special bargain!<br />Fubuki: My, that’s an incredible idea you’ve struck on Kogarashi. // By the way, when did you prepare this amazing present?<br />Kogarashi: Kukukukuku, I prepared it just now so it would still be warm!<br />Fubuki: Still be…warm?<br /><br />P2<br />Kogarashi: Gahaha…It’s this! // In commemoration of the publishing of volume two, for one of you this pair of previously worn panties, striped from the clumsy maid, shall be a present for you!<br />Fubuki: Wha… // Wha!!!!?<br />SFX: Breeze<br />----<br />Kogarashi: Kukukukuku, Send us your applications…<br />SFX: Wham<br />Fubuki: I would rather they not send them you imbecile…<br />----<br />Kogarashi: Kukuku… // Truly a bargain service…<br />T/L Note: The word used for “bargain” here can also mean “hemorrhage”</summary>
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		<entry>
		<id>https://mangahelpers.com/t/umeboshi110/releases/28579</id>
        <title>[English] [Translation] Kamen no Maid Guy 9 by umeboshi110</title>
        <updated>2011-03-26T08:28:51+00:00</updated>
        <author>
            <name>umeboshi110</name>
            <email>admin@mangahelpers.com</email>
        </author>
        <link rel="alternate" href="https://mangahelpers.com/t/umeboshi110/releases/28579" />
        <summary type="html">[Scanlation with this translation reserved for otakami.]<br /><br />Kamen no Maid Guy<br />Chapter 9<br /><br /><br />p.01 (93)<br />Nae: Kousuke-kun<br />SFX: bang<br />Nae: Sit right there for a bit.<br /><br />Kou: ……Sit there? You mean on this scale?<br />I think if I sit on it you won’t be able to see the reading.<br />Service 9<br />Nae: Then stand right there.<br /><br />SFX: plunk [it’s actually a mechanical springy sound from the scale, but I can’t find a good English word]<br />Nae: 80 kg.<br />Nae: Verdict: you’ve gained too much weight!<br /><br />DIET<br />SFX [the white characters on the far right and left]: Bo- oom<br /><br />Nae: Getting fat is only harmful!!<br />Therefore, the Fujiwara household will enter a dieting week indefinitely, starting from today!!!<br />Sign: Diet<br />SFX: smack<br />Nae: Everyone will be participating!!<br />Kou: Whaaaaat!?<br /><br /><br />p.02-03<br />Kou: W……wait a minute, what’re you saying all of a sudden!?<br />Kou: First of all, I’m not fat! I’m just chubby!<br />Nae: The temptation of food, the magic power of cake…… a weak heart that almost succumbs,<br />Nae: The diet that always falls apart……… But it’s not scary crossing the red light if we all do it together!<br /><br />Nae: Why can’t you understand my heart of an older sister that wants everyone to work together to overcome this difficulty!? <br />Kousuke, you dummy!<br />SFX: dummy~<br />Kou: No I understand completely! You’ll give in if someone’s eating next to you while you’re dieting, so you’re plotting to drag other people into this, right!?<br />Isn’t that too selfish of you no matter how you look at it??<br /><br />Fubuki: Naeka-sama, by everyone participating, do you mean us too?<br />Nae: Maids are part of the Fujiwara family! Of course you’re participating!! No skipping out!!!<br />Nae mutter: Of course!<br />Nae: You too, Kogarashi-san!<br />Koga: ……Hmph<br />Koga: Who do you think to are, to order me around?<br />Nae: Your master!<br /><br />Nae: Now, everyone~ let’s all work hard towards our target weights~~<br />SFX: Let’s work hard~<br />SFX: Yeaaah!<br />Kou: ……Nee-chan.<br /><br /><br />p.04<br />The protagonist of this story, Fujiwara Naeka, age 17. Granddaughter and sole direct heir of the great Zenjuurou Fujiwara, leader of the great Fujiwara Zaibatsu.<br />She hasn’t been told herself, but in several months when she turns 18, she will simultaneously become the first-in-line to inherit the entire zaibatsu.<br />Zenjuurou dispatched two maids as bodyguards to protect her from those who scheme to usurp the inheritance.<br />What will Naeka’s fate be!!!?<br />Nae: Alright, you’re too quiet~!<br />SFX: Yeaaah<br />Koga: …………<br />Fubuki mutter: Um?<br />SFX: gulp<br /><br />Kou: Nee-chan, that incident was that much……<br />Kou: That much of a shock to her———!!!<br /><br />Sign: [white] huge sale on North Sea products [gray] Queen Crab [black] One per person<br /><br />Fubuki: I’m sorry for having you two help out.<br />Fubuki mutter: We’re having crab tonight &lt;3<br />Nao: It’s great that we managed to get enough for everyone.<br /><br />Fubuki: Kousuke-sama too……<br />Nao: ?<br /><br />Box: Que [cut off]<br /><br /><br />p.05<br />Nao: What’s up, Kousuke? You seem to be in an awfully good mood.<br /><br />Kou: A foolish question… Can you tell by looking, Nee-chan?<br />Kou: Right now I’m walking around with a maid.<br />To walk around with a maid…… That’s a situation every man in the world longs for!!<br />Can’t you feel it!? The stares of envy and admiration directed at me from around us!<br /><br />Whaat, that boy’s so young and he’s a master!?<br />To think I’d be able to see a great man on the level of Ichirou in a place like this!!<br />Kou: I can hear what’s in everyone’s heart! That’s right, I’m shining right now! It’s a piece of cake, and enough for me to be in the top ten in the world!!<br />Dammit…… you winner at life! I’m so jealous…!!<br />Oh, he’s so wonderful…… Hug me! Snatch me and run away……!!<br />Kou: Ahh…… Hurray for my brightness!!!<br />Fubuki: You know~ the elevator’s coming.<br />Nae: ……Hold this for a sec.<br /><br />SFX: ding~<br />SFX: whomp x3<br />Employee mutter: This is the 7th floor~<br /><br />Nae: Seriously, our grandfather, and Kousuke— why are the men in this family……<br />SFX: buuuuzz<br /><br /><br />p.06<br />Employee: I’m sorry, ma’am?<br />Employee: We’re over the weight limit, so please wait for the next elevator.<br />SFX: buzzzzzzz<br /><br />SFX: buuuuzz<br />Employee: Ma’am?<br /><br />Employee: Um, ma’am?<br />You’re too heavy, so could you please get off?<br />It’s a lie!!!<br />SFX: Buuuzz<br /><br /><br />p.07<br />SFX: bam!!<br /><br />SFX: ba-bam!!<br /><br />Nae: You sure can talk, department store onee-san……<br />[bold]I[bold] am heavy…??<br />Nae: Sure the food was sooo yummy these days and I couldn’t help it, but……<br /><br />Nae: It’s okay, Naeka!! The buzzer was some sort of mistake!!<br />SFX: shut<br />Nae: If I measure myself, I’m sure to be light as a feather… That’s right, there’s no way I could……<br /><br />Be heavy!!<br />SFX: toss<br /><br /><br />p.08<br />SFX: plunk<br /><br />!!<br />SFX: clack<br /><br />There……<br />SFX: tears up<br />……Was a way.<br /><br />Nae: It…it’s a lie. Why is this……<br />This scale, it- it’s broken……<br />Koga: ……Oh?<br /><br /><br />p.09<br />Koga: Fuhahahaha! Good job finding that out, master. This scale certainly is off.<br />The actual difference with your weight from my maid guy scan is 350 grams!<br />Compared to the scale, your actual body weight is 350 grams……<br />Nae: ——Which is it!!?<br /><br />Koga: Hmm?<br />Nae: Which!?<br />Nae: 350 g lighter? Heaver? Which is it!?<br /><br />Fubuki: ……What are you doing, Kogarash-san?<br />Koga: ……Hrrm…… I was thinking while looking at the clouds.<br />Koga: What would’ve happened if I hadn’t answered honestly to master’s question and said she was lighter…?<br /><br />Body weight… That is an unavoidable path of carnage for every maiden.<br />A battle of dieting that shaves away one’s flesh and bone. Today, one Asura… is born!! !<br /><br /><br />p.10<br />SFX: bo-oom<br /><br />Nae: ……With that said, it’s diet week!<br />Nae: Each of you, after recording your weight and body fat, I’ll expect your diligent efforts towards your target weight!<br /><br />Fubuki: ……Diet isn’t a part of a maid’s duties, though……<br />Koga: Kukukukuku, how impudent, master.<br /><br /><br />p.11<br />Koga: A diet for maid guy? That’s laughable.<br />Koga: I’ll show you now, my ultimate technique.<br /><br />Koga: Special attack!!<br />SFX: Shaaa<br />Koga: Maid Guy Levitation!!!<br /><br />SFX: shine<br /><br />SFX: touch<br /><br /><br />p.12<br /><br />SFX: clack<br /><br />Nao/Kou: Z……<br />Nao/Kou: Zero kg!!!?<br />Koga: Fuhahahaha, did you think something like a scale could work on me, you foolish master!!<br /><br />Nao: Ch…….cheating’s prohibited~!!<br />Koga: Kukukukuku, cheating…? Master, whatever are you talking about…?<br />SFX: step<br />Fubuki: Oh, Naeka-sama, could I go next?<br /><br />Fubuki: I’m not a psychic that can levitate.<br />Fubuki: You can rest assured. I do have a weight.<br /><br /><br />p.13<br />Fubuki: But is this diet…<br />Fubuki: Really necessary for me?<br />SFX: blow<br /><br />SFX: Hm!<br /><br />SFX: clack<br /><br />SFX: spin spin spin<br /><br />SFX: clack<br /><br /><br />p.14<br /><br />Nae: Th…35…… 35 kg……<br />……A truly unbelievable number…… th- this sense of defeat……<br />SFX: tremble<br />Fubuki: Oh no, Naeka-sama, you read my weight aloud in front of the gentlemen.<br />Koga: Don’t be fooled master!!<br />Koga: Look closely by her feet!!<br /><br />SFX: sparkle<br /><br />Kou: ……There’s a tiny needle you can barely see stuck in the dial so the scale won’t move to a higher weight……<br />Koga: Hmph! That trick’s merely child’s play!<br />Fubuki: Kogarashi-san!!?<br />SFX: creak<br />SFX: stand<br /><br />Nae: Cheating’s prohibited!!<br />Remove it, Kousuke~!!!<br />Fubuki: Wawah……<br />Wai…wait a……<br /><br />SFX: clack<br /><br /><br />p.15<br />85 kg!!!<br />Kou: Y- you’re heavier than me, Fubuki-san!?<br />Fubuki: N…no! This is my weight plus about 100 kg of maid equipment inside my clothes!<br />Fubuki mutter: Like these!<br />Koga: Then is your real weight negative 15 kg?<br />Koga mutter: Are you a balloon?<br />Fubuki: Be quiet, traitor~~!!!<br /><br />Koga: For a maid, quickness is fundamental. Putting on excess fat is unthinkable.<br />You can’t deceive my eyes! Even with subtracting the equipment, you’re 2 kg over the ideal weight for welterweight maids!!<br />SFX: whirrr<br />Koga: According to my maid guy scan, your weight right now is……<br />Fubuki: Waaaaah~ shut it~~~!!<br /><br />SFX: fshhhh<br />Fubuki: Yes, that’s right, I gained weight. I gained weight!<br />Nae: Leaving all your weapons and deducting the weight of your clothes, your weight-loss goal is…… What’s that ideal weight?<br />SFX: plunk<br />Fubuki: My goal’s losing 3 kg to beat this idiot!!<br />Nae mutter: Scary!<br />Nae: 3 kg from here!?<br /><br />Nae: Hey, Kousuke, don’t peek!<br />Nae mutter: A maiden’s weight is top secret!<br />Fubuki: My goal’s losing 3 kg~!!!<br />……Thus, another Shura……<br /><br /><br />p.16<br />SFX: burn~ x2<br />SFX: bubble bubble x2<br /><br />Nae: Fufufu… it’s pretty well-done, this special sauna……<br />SFX: pfeww<br />Fubuki: Really.<br />Fubuki: You can’t imagine it’s a remodeled storage.<br /><br /><br />p.17<br />SFX: rattle!<br /><br />Nae: Furthermore, Fubuki-san’s special base metabolism stimulant!<br />SFX: pop<br />Fubuki: I made it prioritizing effectiveness so the taste will be tremendously bitter.<br /><br />Nae: Bitter~~~ whoa, I think I’ll lose weight~~~~~<br />SFX: gulp<br />Fubuki: But if you take one pill a day the diet’s effectiveness will be tripled.<br />Nae: Then if there were 100 pills today’s diet will be 300 times better~<br />SFX: plop<br /><br />SFX: Empty<br />Fubuki: Excuse me?<br /><br />SFX: gush<br />Nae: Whoa, look, look, that’s a lot of sweat.<br />Fubuki: Eeeeeek!!?<br /><br />Fubuki: What are you doing? Are you a dummy, Naeka-sama~!!!?<br />Nae: Ahaha, it’s like my mind and body and soul all got lighter~~<br />Koga: ……Hmph.<br /><br /><br />p.18<br />SFX: chop<br /><br />Koga: ……What’s truly terrifying is a woman’s karmic deeds, huh……<br />Fubuki: Ko- Kogarashi-san, water~~~!<br />Water and the first aid kit~~!!<br /><br />SFX: step<br /><br />Nae: Darn~~ that’s it~~?<br />It’s not much considering I put my life on the line~~<br />Nae mutter: It could be a bit more drastic<br />Fubuki: ……If you were left like that even a little bit longer, you would have been cremated and undergone a dreadful weight loss, you know?<br /><br /><br />p.19<br />Fubuki: ……Now that I think about it, where’s Kousuke-san?<br />Nae: Kousuke?<br />Nae: Since we couldn’t have him in the sauna with us, he should have turned the bathroom into a sauna and be in it by himself…<br /><br />Kou mutter: I’m out~<br />SFX: shut<br /><br />Kou: Phew, that was a nice bath.<br />I got a little dizzy though.<br /><br />Fubuki: !!!<br />Kou: Hm?<br />What’s wrong, you two?<br />You’re making faces like pigeons that got hit with a pea shooter.*<br />*[You look like deer in headlights.]<br /><br />Kou: I’m parched.<br />SFX: open<br />Nae/Fubuki: …………!!<br /><br />Nae: Ko…Kousuke…… Wh- what’s with that body…!?<br />What in the world is that beautiful slim body……!?<br />Kou: Body?<br />SFX: glug<br />Kou: Ahh, I do feel a bit lighter now that you mention it.<br /><br /><br />p.20<br />SFX: glug, glug, glug<br /><br />SFX: plop!<br /><br />SFX: pfah<br />Kou: I wouldn’t have so much trouble if losing weight was so easy.<br />SFX: smooth<br /><br />Nae: Yeah!! That’s exactly right!!!<br />Nae: Exactly!!!<br />Kou: Uuugh, what’re you doing, Nee-chan……<br /><br />SFX: clack<br /><br />Kou: H- huh? That’s weird, it’s gone up…?<br /><br />Fubuki: I…I know how you feel, but Naeka-sama, calm down.<br />Nae mutter: Uraaaa, if I was youuu<br />Koga: Ku, ku, ku…… If you like, should I lend a hand?<br /><br /><br />p.21<br />Koga: If you sweat, it’ll go down…… that idea already makes you passive losers.<br />In any age and place, victory is something you must act on and grasp yourself!<br />Koga: Watch!!!<br /><br />Maid guy super vibration claw!!!<br />SFX: whirr~<br /><br />SFX: fzzzzz<br />SFX: fshhh<br /><br />Nae: Th…the apple dried up in the blink of an eye…!!?<br />SFX: fshhh<br />Koga: Kukuku, I vibrated and evaporated the water molecules within the apple as steam	 with my high vibrations……<br /><br />Koga: If you apply this to dieting, achieving your goals would be trivial.<br />Those needlessly large bags of excess fat conveniently hanging from your chests, two per person!<br />If you pressure evaporate them with my claws there’s no doubt you can immediately lose several kilograms!!!<br />Fubuki: !?<br />SFX: dangle<br />Nae: Bags of excess fat!!?<br /><br /><br />p.22<br />Koga: I can freely control how much to wring out!<br />Koga: Now, I’ll wring them out for you, excess fat maid and excess fat master! I will now set you out to sail……<br />Fubuki mutter: Excess fat maid!?<br />Koga: On a dazzling dieting journey!!!<br /><br />SFX: di~~ng<br /><br />Fasting<br />SFX: b-am!<br /><br />Nae: ……Now that it’s come to this, here’s the last resort.<br />Not only increasing what goes out, one must decrease what goes in!<br />SFX: smack<br />Nae: Today, from this moment, we will be carrying out a fast indefinitely!!!<br />Kou: F…fast you say~~!!?<br /><br /><br />p.23<br />Kou: Wait a minute, that’s crazy, Nee-chan. We’re not monks aiming to mummify ourselves!<br />Isn’t fasting indefinitely stepping over the line!!?<br />Nae: Naïve! You’re naïve, Kousuke!!<br /><br />Nae: Even a giant dam can break from one ant hole.<br />Nae: If you thoughtlessly eat even a little, everything could fall apart from there.<br /><br />Nae: Rather, I’m always breaking it, so I have to make it zero from the start!<br />If you’re doing it, might as well be at the risk of your life!!!<br />SFX: blam<br />Kou: Risk your life!!!?<br /><br />This isn’t Asura anymore…… Nirrti!!<br />Nee-chan is the Nirrti of dieting!!!<br />Fubuki: That’s the spirit, Naeka-sama……<br /><br />Fubuki: I will not want, until I win!! Even in exchange for my life!!!<br />I’ll gladly do the fasting diet!!<br />Fubuki: Like I’d ever let him call me excess fat maid again!!!<br /><br />……And another Nirrti……<br />SFX: gulp..<br />Nae mutter: Let’s do this Fubuki!<br />Fubuki mutter: Let’s do it, Nakea! …sama.<br />Looks like this diet won’t end without bloodshed……<br /><br /><br />p.24<br />But I have absolutely no intention of being a part of this!<br />Well then, take care you two… Adios!<br /><br />SFX: grab<br /><br />Kou: W-whoa! What are you doing? Let me gooooooo let goooooo<br />Nae: Wouldn’t it be better to hole up somewhere we can lock so we won’t be bothered?<br />Kou: Save me Kogarashi-sa~~n<br />SFX: hrrrm<br />Fubuki: You’re right, Naeka-sama. How about barricading ourselves inside the attic!!?<br />Koga: …………Hmm?<br /><br />Kou: I place food above all else~~!<br />Koga: …………<br /><br />Koga: ……Geez.<br />SFX: whirrr~<br />Koga: How much trouble will you masters cause me…!!<br /><br /><br />p.25<br />SFX: scorch x3<br /><br />SFX: light<br />SFX: whirr<br /><br />SFX: whir whir whir<br />Koga mutter: Coordinates confirmed!<br /><br />Koga: Several days since they locked themselves in the attic! Their consciousnesses are hazy already; they can’t tell the difference between dreams and reality!!<br />SFX: shiiine~<br />SFX: vvv x3<br />Koga: Take this! Special attack, Daydreaming Maid Guy Illusion!!!<br /><br />SFX: vvv x7<br /><br /><br />p.26<br />Sending the image to master that for some reason only her bust shrunk from the diet!!!<br />SFX: vvv vvv vvv x2<br />SFX: shiiine~<br />Nae mutter: Waaah, it’s so loose<br />Nae: ————!!!!<br /><br />Waaah! I don’t want this~~<br />And now it’s you, excess fat maid! Joyfully embarrassing, tiny breast debut!!<br />Your bust will shrink in an instant too!!!<br />SFX: vvv x4<br />Fubuki: Eeek?!<br /><br />Now, how about we go with a failed a diet and for some reason turned into a man episode next?<br />No, wait!? It might be fun to accidentally diet only one breast too!!<br />SFX: vvv vvv vvv<br />SFX: heh, heh, heh, here, here<br />The moment you chose to hole yourselves up there’s no way out for you!<br />Fuhahahaha!! Even if you close your eyes it won’t disappear. Take this, my illusion special attack!!<br /><br />Be tormented by nightmares you won’t wake up from!!<br />Waaaaah~<br />A mustache~~<br />There’s hair growing from my shin~<br />SFX: vvv x 5<br />Nnnoooooo~<br />Saaaave~ mmeeee~<br /><br /><br />p.27<br />Koga: Kukukukuku…… As long as you don’t come down from there the illusion hell will continue endlessly.<br />SFX: tremble tremble x2<br />Koga: A diet gone too far is only harmful.<br />You should give up already and eat food……!<br /><br />SFX: tadah!<br /><br />Kou mutter: Let’s dig in~<br />Koga: ……Seriously, for someone like you…. Geez.<br />Koga: To prioritize something like body weight over the life of your master, which should be protected. You ditzy maid!<br />I’m deeply asham…… D- ditzy maid……………!<br />SFX: clang!<br /><br /><br />p.28<br /><br />SFX: plunk<br /><br />Nae: Awww……<br />Nae: Ended up back where I started on the rebound…<br />SFX: di~ng<br /><br />Nae: I guess there’s no other way than dieting a little each day after all……<br />SFX: sob~<br />SFX: open<br />Kou: Losing weight really is difficult after all.<br /><br />Nae: Hey, why are you the only one getting slim again you traitor~!!!<br />Nae mutter: Waaah~ I’m so jealous~<br />Kou: Phew, I’m troubled since don’t have clothes to wear.<br />Kou mutter: They’re all too big~<br />SFX: plunk<br /><br /><br />p.29<br />Fubuki mutter: Oh dear~<br /><br />Fubuki: Ahaha……<br />Fubuki: I seem to have gone back to where I started too……<br /><br />Nae: Let’s start dieting tomorrow again together!<br />SFX: smile~<br /><br />Nae: Waah~ Fubuki-sa~n,<br />My friend from the heart~~<br />SFX: hug<br />SFX: Thud<br />Fubuki: Eek…… Na- Naeka-sama!<br /><br />Nae: Fubuki-san, something fell from your skirt, you know.<br />……Something that looks like a weight that says 3 kg on it.<br />Fubuki: …………What is it? What could this be?<br /><br /><br />p.30<br />Box: Announcing results of Fujiwara household enhancement week——<br />Box: Kousuke Fujiwara: Minus 28 kg (goal achieved)<br />Fubuki mutter: Na…Naeka-sama, this is, um…<br />Box: Fubuki: Minus 3 kg (goal achieved)<br />Fubuki mutter: You see~<br />Box: Naeka Fujiwara: Plus 2 kg (failed)<br /><br />Nae: Whoa, in the end I’m the only one who failed the diet~~!!?<br />Kogarashi-san, food~~!!!<br />SFX: glug glug glug<br />Nae: Now that it’s come to this, I’m gonna comfort eat~~~~~!!!!!<br />Fubuki: P…please calm down, Naeka-sama~~!!!<br />SFX: Waaah~<br /><br />Diet— that is a maiden’s battle that shaves away one’s flesh and bones.<br />If you endure, you get thin. If you eat, you get fat. A cursed chain that continues infinitely.<br />SFX: pfah<br />SFX: smooth<br />May there be luck in the future of the girls who continue to fight……!<br /><br />Nae: Now that I think about it, the elevator could have rung<br />Because there was a rather heavy maid on it, right?<br />Fubuki: Huh……?<br />Nae: Kogarashi-san, add Fubuki-san’s weight of 3kg to her food~~!!!<br />Fubuki: Whaaaa~!?<br />Box: Naeka Fujiwara, age 17<br />124 more days until the day she acquires the right to inheritance——<br /></summary>
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        <title>[English] [Translation] Kamen no Maid Guy 9 by otakujoe</title>
        <updated>2010-05-27T07:53:27+00:00</updated>
        <author>
            <name>otakujoe</name>
            <email>admin@mangahelpers.com</email>
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        <summary type="html">P93<br />Naeka: Alright Kosuke. // Sit here for a moment.<br />----<br />Kosuke: …When you say sit here, do you mean on top of the scale? // I don’t think you would be able to read it if I sat on it.<br />Naeka: Then stand on it.<br />Title: Service Nine<br />----<br />Naeka: 80 kilos. // The verdict: you are too heavy!<br />----<br />Sign: Diet<br />----<br />Naeka: Gaining too much weight is all pain no gain!! // Therefore, the Fujiwara family shall begin an indefinite diet weekend!!!<br />Sign: Diet<br />Naeka: All members shall participate!!<br />Kosuke: Whaaaa!?<br /><br />P94<br />Kosuke: Ho…Hold on sis, you can’t do that out of the blue like this! // First off, I’m not fat! I’m only plump!<br />Naeka: Losing to the magical temptation of cake…is proof of a week heart. // Always the diet is broken… but that’s because you aren’t afraid to run a red light if everyone is doing it!<br />----<br />Naeka: Therefore, if everyone works together we can overcome this hurdle! Why can’t you understand your sister’s feelings!? // Kosuke you idiot!<br />Background: Idiot…<br /><br />P95<br />Kosuke: No, I understand too well! Isn’t your real motive to get everyone else to participate because every time you go on a diet you always eat when someone else does!? // No matter how you look at it, don’t you think that’s being too selfish...??<br />----<br />Fubuki: Um, Ms. Naeka, when you say all will participate, you wouldn’t happen to mean us as well?<br />Naeka: The maids are also part of the Fujiwara family! Of course they are also included!! No one may pull out!!! // You too Kogarashi!<br />Background: Of course!<br />Kogarashi: …hmph. // What could you be planning, giving me such an order? // Master!<br />----<br />Naeka: Alright everyone…let’s do our best to reach our target weights…<br />Background: Do our best… // Yeah…<br />Kosuke: …Sis.<br /><br />P96<br />Narrator: The main character of this story, the 17 year old Naeka Fujiwara, is the only remaining descendent of the leader of the Great Fujiwara financial group, Zenjuro Fujiwara. // Though she does not know it, in several months when she turns 18, she will also become the foremost candidate to inherit the rights to the entire financial group. // In order to protect the girl from those who would seek to usurp her fortune, Zenjuro has sent two maids to protect her. // As such, Naeka’s fate is…!!?<br />Naeka: I can’t hear you!<br />Background: Yeah… // Um? // Gulp<br />----<br />Kosuke: If sis is willing to go this far… // That incident must have really been a shock to her…!!!<br />----<br />Sign: Snow Crab: One per person<br />----<br />Fubuki: I’m sorry for making you two help me out.<br />Naeka: It’s good we were able to get enough for everybody.<br />Background: We’ll have all sorts of crab dishes tonight!<br />----<br />Fubuki: Mr. Kosuke as well…<br /><br />P97<br />Naeka: What’s up Kosuke? You’ve been in a good mood for a while now.<br />----<br />Kosuke: That’s a silly question…look, don’t you get it sis? // Right now I’m walking with a maid. // Walking with a maid… All the other men our jealous of my situation!! // Can you feel it!? All around me are looks of envy and admiration!<br />----<br />Crowd: What? Are you saying that boy is a master at his age!? // My word, he must be a man of the highest caliber!! // Dang it…look at him, flaunting his success! I’m so jealous!! // Oh my, so amazing…hold me! If you touch me I think I would just faint…!!<br />Kosuke: I can hear everyone’s voices! That’s right, right now I am shining! At this rate I’ll easily make it to be one of the 10 best in the world!! // Ahh…Long live my radiance!!!<br />Fubuki: Um…The elevator is coming.<br />Naeka: …Hold this for a second.<br />----<br />Background: Welcome to the 7th floor…<br />----<br />Naeka: Seriously! Both Grandpa and Kosuke, why are the men in our family…<br /><br />P98<br />Elevator Girl: My apologies miss. // We appear to be over the weight limit so please wait for the next elevator.<br />SFX: Bing<br />----<br />Elevator Girl: Miss?<br />SFX: Bing<br />----<br />Elevator Girl: Um, Miss? // We are too heavy with you on, so could you please get off?<br />Background: Impossible!!!<br />SFX: Bing<br /><br />P99<br />Naeka: Th…That woman at the department store said it didn’t she… // That I was heavy…?? // It’s true that recently the food has been so delicious that I can’t help myself, but still…<br />----<br />Naeka: It’s okay Naeka!! The machine must have just made a mistake!! // If I weigh myself I will surely be as light as a feather…That’s right, there is no way I could be heavy…<br />----<br />Background:  There is no way!!<br /><br />P100<br />Naeka: There is no way…<br />Background: …It’s true.<br />----<br />Naeka: I…It’s a lie. How could it… // The…the scale must be broken…<br />Kogarashi: …Hmm.<br /><br />P101<br />Kogarashi: Bwahahahaha…So you noticed master. That scale is definitely broken. // According to my Maid Guy Scan it got your weight wrong by 350 grams! // Compared to what the scale says, your actual weight is 350 grams…<br />Naeka: …Which!!?<br />----<br />Kogarashi: Hmm?<br />Naeka: Which!? // 350 grams lighter? Heavier? Which!?<br />----<br />Fubuki: …What are you doing Kogarashi?<br />Kogarashi: …Ngh…I’m thinking while watching the clouds. // If I had been dishonest with my answer to her question just now and said lighter, I wonder what would have happened…<br />----<br />Kosuke: Weight…to a maiden, it is hell trying to avoid it. // In today’s battle to diet down to skin and bones…a demon was born!!!<br /><br />P102<br />Naeka: …Therefore we shall have a week long diet. // After we measure our weight and body fat percentages, I expect everyone to diligently work towards their target weights.<br />----<br />Fubuki: …I don’t think dieting is one of a maid’s duties…<br />Kogarashi: Kukukukuku, what an impudent master you are.<br /><br />P103<br />Kogarashi: A Maid Guy dieting is an absurd notion. // Now witness my technique.<br />----<br />Kogarashi: Deadly!! // Maid Guy Levitation!!!<br /><br />P104<br />Naeka: Ze… // Zero kg!!!?<br />Kogarashi: Bwahahahaha, did you expect a scale to be useful to a Maid Guy, you foolish master!!<br />----<br />Naeka: F…Fraud is illegal…!!!<br />Kogarashi: Kukukukuku, fraud…? What could you be referring to master…?<br />Fubuki: Oh, Ms. Naeka, would it be okay if I went next?<br />----<br />Fubuki: Levitating super humans don’t exist… // Be assured that I most definitely have a weight.<br /><br />P105<br />Fubuki: However… // Is it really necessary for me to diet?<br />Background: Hmm!<br />----<br />SFX: Clunk<br /><br />P106<br />Naeka: 3…35 kg…35 kg’s… // …Such an unbelievable number…Th…the agony of defeat…<br />Fubuki: Oh, Ms. Naeka, to read my weight out loud in front of a gentleman…<br />Kogarashi: Do not be fooled master!! // Look closely beneath her feet!!<br />----<br />Kosuke: …It’s hard to see, but here on the scale’s face, a thin needle has been wedged in so the scale can’t move past this weight…<br />Kogarashi: Haha! Such a childish prank!<br />Fubuki: Kogarashi!!?<br />----<br />Naeka: Fraud is illegal!! // Remove it at once Kosuke…!!!<br />Fubuki: Wah, wah… // Hol…Hold on…<br /><br />P107<br />Naeka: 85 kg!!!<br />Kosuke: Fu…Fubuki is heavier then I am!?<br />Fubuki: N…No! Look here, the equipment in my maid uniform weighs about 100 kg!<br />Kogarashi: So then your real weight is minus 15 kg?<br />Fubuki: Be silent you traitor…!!!<br />Background: It’s this! // Are you some kind of balloon?<br />----<br />Kogarashi: Being quick is the basics of being a maid, so being chubby is unacceptable. // You cannot fool my eyes! Even if we deduct the weight of your equipment you are still 2 kg over the ideal weight for a light-weight class maid!! // According to the Maid Guy Scan your current weight is…<br />Fubuki: Wagh…Silence…!!<br />----<br />Fubuki: Ahh! That’s right! I’ve gotten fat! I’m fat!<br />Naeka: After subtracting the weight of your weapons, your target weight loss is…what’s your ideal weight?<br />Fubuki: In order to show up that idiot, I want to lose 3 kg!!<br />Naeka: 3 kg from that!?<br />----<br />Naeka: Hey Kosuke! Don’t peek!<br />Background: A maiden’s weight is top secret!<br />Fubuki: I want to lose 3 kg…!!!<br />Kosuke: …Thus, there was 1 more demon…<br /><br />P108<br />Naeka: Hahaha…This special sauna is really something…<br />Fubuki: That’s true. // I never would have thought to convert the store room to such a purpose.<br /><br />P109<br />Naeka: Also, we have your special metabolism accelerating medicine!<br />Fubuki: It was made to be effective so the taste is a bit bitter.<br />----<br />Naeka: Gah…Wah, it seems like I’ll get thinner…<br />Fubuki: However, if you take one a day your diet will be three times as effective.<br />Naeka: Then, if I take 100 then today’s diet will be 300 times as effective…<br />----<br />Bottle: Empty…<br />Fubuki: What?<br />----<br />Naeka: Wow, hey look at all this sweat.<br />Fubuki: Ahhhhhh…!!?<br />----<br />Fubuki: What are you doing!? Are you an idiot!? Ms. Naeka…!!!<br />Naeka: Ahaha, My body, mind, and soul are all feeling really light…<br />Kogarashi: …Hmm.<br /><br />P110<br />Kogarashi: …A woman’s heart is truly terrifying…<br />Fubuki: Ko…Kogarashi, water…! Water and the first aid kit…!!!<br />----<br />Naeka: Tch…Only this much… // That’s not a whole lot for risking my life…<br />Background: Just a little more<br />Fubuki: …If you we had left you like that a little longer, when we got you out of there you would have experienced some truly terrifying weight loss.<br /><br />P111<br />Fubuki: …Now that I think about it, where is Mr. Kosuke?<br />Naeka: Kosuke? // Because he couldn’t come in our sauna I think he went inside the bath’s sauna by himself…<br />----<br />Kosuke: Hah, that was a good bath. // I’m getting a little dizzy though.<br />----<br />Kosuke: Hmm? // What’s wrong you two? // You look like you’ve seen a ghost.<br />----<br />Kosuke: I’m really thirsty.<br />----<br />Naeka: …Ko…Kosuke….th…that body…!? // Just how did you get that incredible slim body…!?<br />Kosuke: Body? // Oh, now that you mention it I do feel lighter.<br /><br />P112<br />Kosuke: However, if you could become thin so easily, you would have no problem.<br />----<br />Naeka: Yeah!! That’s for sure!!! // That’s for damn sure!!!<br />Kosuke: Wahhh, What are you doing sis…<br />----<br />Kosuke: H…Huh? That’s weird, I gained weight….?<br />Fubuki: I…I understand how you feel Ms. Naeka, but calm down.<br />Background: Wahhhhhh, if that were me…<br />Kogarashi: Ku ku ku…In that case, shall I lend a hand?<br /><br />P113<br />Kogarashi: If I sweat I will slim down…That is the thinking of a defeated dog. // At all times and in all places, victory is something you take for yourself! // Behold!!!<br />----<br />Kogarashi: Maid Guy Super Vibrating Claw!!!<br />----<br />Naeka: In…In an instant the apple dried up…!!?<br />Kogarashi: Kukuku, my super vibrations caused the moisture inside the apple to oscillate and evaporate…<br />----<br />Kogarashi: If you use this in your dieting you will have no trouble reaching your goal. // In your case though, you have those two uselessly huge sacks of flab hanging from your chest that are each about as big as your head! // With my claw’s compressional evaporation you will surely lose several kilograms!!!<br />Naeka: Sacks of flab!!?<br /><br />P114<br />Kogarashi: I can squeeze them away to your heart’s content. // Now, I’m going to squeeze them, the flabby maid and then the flabby master! Now the journey of your amazing diet… // Let us begin!!!<br />Background: Flabby maid!?<br />----<br />Sign: Fasting<br />----<br />Naeka: …In that case, this is our last option. // We must not only increase what comes out, but also decrease what goes in! // Starting now till an indefinite time, we shall begin fasting!!!<br />Kosuke: Fa…Fasting…!!?<br /><br />P115<br />Kosuke: Now hold on, this is ridiculous sis! We’re not a bunch of monks who are practicing austerities in order to achieve enlightenment! // Isn’t it obvious that an indefinite fast is going too far!!?<br />Naeka: Naïve! You’re naïve Kosuke!!<br />----<br />Naeka: Even a giant dam can be torn down by a single leak. // So if you thoughtlessly eat even a little, it can lead to the whole thing being destroyed!<br />----<br />Naeka: Therefore, because it is always destroyed, we must not eat anything from the very beginning! // If you are going to do it you must risk your life!!!<br />Kosuke: Risk your life!!!?<br />----<br />Kosuke: This is no longer a demon…it’s the devil himself!! // Truly, my sister is now the devil of dieting!!!<br />Fubuki: Ms. Naeka, that spirit…<br />----<br />Fubuki: Until we win I shall not desire!! Even if I have to give up my life!!! // I will accept this fast with pleasure!! // Do you think I will let him call me a flabby maid again!!?<br />----<br />Kosuke: …And so there is another devil… // There is no way this diet will end without bloodshed now…<br />Background: We’re going to do it Fubuki! // Let’s do it Naeka!…Miss.<br /><br />P116<br />Kosuke: However, I have no intention of joining them! // The two of you take care…adios!<br />----<br />Kosuke: Wa…Wagh…What are you doing!? Let go…Let me go…<br />Naeka: Wouldn’t it be better if we locked ourselves in a room so we aren’t interrupted?<br />Fubuki: You’re right Ms. Naeka! Why don’t we barricade ourselves in the attic!!<br />Kosuke: Save me Kogarashi…<br />Kogarashi: …Hmm?<br />----<br />Kosuke: It’s my rule to treat nothing as important as food…!<br />----<br />Kogarashi: …Oh boy. // Just how troublesome can these masters be…!!<br />SFX: Bew<br /><br />P117<br />SFX: Bew<br />----<br />SFX: Bew, Bew, Bew<br />Background: Coordinates confirmed!<br />----<br />Kogarashi: It’s already been a few days since they secluded themselves in the attic! Their consciousness has begun to dim and they can’t tell their dreams apart from reality!! // Take this! Deadly Day Dreaming Maid Guy Illusion!!!<br />SFX: Bew // Baw, Baw, Baw<br />----<br />SFX: Baw, Baw, Baw, Baw, Baw, Baw, Baw<br /><br />P118<br />Kogarashi: To master, I will send an image of her diet only causing her bust to shrink!!!<br />Background: Wahhhhh, It’s to big…<br />SFX: Bew // Baw, Baw, Baw, Baw, Baw, Baw<br />----<br />Kogarashi: And now you, flabby maid! It’s your embarrassing but exciting flat-chested debut!! // Your bust as well shall cave in before your very eyes!!!<br />Fubuki: Ahhhhh…?!<br />Background: Wahhhhh, this is too much…<br />SFX: Baw, Baw, Baw, Baw<br />----<br />Kogarashi: Now then, next shall we try a scenario in which a dieting mistake caused you to become a man? // No, wait a minute! What if we have it happen to only one of your breasts!! // When you choose to seclude yourself you also ensured you would have no means of escape! // Bwahahahaha!! Even if you close your eyes it won’t disappear! Accept my deadly illusion!!<br />SFX: Baw, Baw, Baw // Bi, Bi, Bi, Bo, Bo<br />----<br />Background: I shall torture you with this nightmare till you snap out of it!! // N…o…H…e…l…p // Wah…A beard…and leg hair…<br />SFX: Baw, Baw, Baw<br /><br />P119<br />Kogarashi: Kukukukuku…Unless you people come down here, the illusion hell will continue. // Your extreme dieting is causing problems for no reason. // It would be best if you just stopped this and ate something…!<br />----<br />Kogarashi: …Honestly, I will never understand the things you people do. // Putting greater priority on your own weight over your master’s safety. You clumsy maid!<br />Fubuki: I can not apologize eno…Cl…Clumsy maid…!<br />Background: Let’s dig in<br /><br />P120<br />Naeka: Ah…Ah… // In the end I just rebounded back to where I started…<br />----<br />Naeka: I guess dieting really is something you can only do little by little every day…<br />Kosuke: Getting thin really is a lot of trouble.<br />----<br />Naeka: And why are you the only one to get slim again you traitor…!!!<br />Kosuke: Ugh, It will be a problem if a have no clothes to wear.<br />Background: Wahhhhh…I’m so jealous… // Everything’s so baggy now…<br /><br />P121<br />Background: Uh oh…<br />----<br />Fubuki: Hahaha… // It seems I too have gone back to where I started…<br />----<br />Naeka: Then let’s do our best to diet again tomorrow!<br />----<br />Naeka: Yeah…Fubuki… // My best friend…<br />Fubuki: Ah…O…Oh Ms. Naeka.<br />SFX: Bong<br />----<br />Naeka: Fubuki, what just dropped out of your skirt? // …It looks like a weight with 3kg written on it.<br />Fubuki: …How did that get there?<br /><br />P122<br />Narration: Fujiwara family diet week results report… // Kosuke Fujiwara, minus 28 kg (Target Reached) // Fubuki, minus 3 kg (Target Reached) // Naeka Fujiwara, plus 2 kg (Failure)<br />----<br />Naeka: Wah, why was I the only one who ended up failing their diet…!!? // Kogarashi! Food…!!!<br />Kogarashi: So now you’re just going to binge on food…!!!!!<br />Fubuki: Pl…Please calm down Ms. Naeka…!!!<br />Background: Wahhhh<br />----<br />Background: Dieting – It is a maiden’s life or death battle. // You endure and you lose weight, you eat and you gain weight, it’s a vicious cycle. // As your battle continues I wish you girls luck for the future…!<br />----<br />Kogarashi: Now that you mention it, that alarm that went off when you rode the elevator, // Wasn’t it because this overweight maid was riding it?<br />Fubuki: Wha…?<br />Naeka: Kogarashi! I want you to add 3 kg worth of food to Fubuki’s portion…!!!<br />Fubuki: Whaaaaaaaa…<br />Narration: Naeka Fujiwara, 17 years old // The day she inherits her fortune is still 124 days away…</summary>
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		<entry>
		<id>https://mangahelpers.com/t/otakujoe/releases/16272</id>
        <title>[English] [Translation] Kamen no Maid Guy 8 by otakujoe</title>
        <updated>2009-09-21T04:05:52+00:00</updated>
        <author>
            <name>otakujoe</name>
            <email>admin@mangahelpers.com</email>
        </author>
        <link rel="alternate" href="https://mangahelpers.com/t/otakujoe/releases/16272" />
        <summary type="html">P63<br />President: Well then everyone… // Do your best at the prefectural tournament…<br />Everyone: Yeah…<br />----<br />Naeka: Ah…This is heaven…<br />Miwa: Taking a bath after working up a sweat is the best…<br />Naeka: By the way…<br />----<br />Naeka: Is it okay if I abstain from the prefectural tournament?<br />Miwa: Huh…?<br />----<br />Title: Service Eight<br /><br />P64<br />Naeka: W…What are you doing? That hurt you know…You guys are mean…<br />Miwa: Shut up, you pathological liar!!<br />Eiko: We’re praying for victory at the nationals this year, and when we’re in the middle of our bath house tour you say something like that!? You useless ass!!<br />Background: Who threw that chair at me…!?<br />President: The results of this tournament will determine the club’s budget for next year!!<br />Naeka: Whaaaa…But…But<br />----<br />Miwa: Just because your breasts are huge, you go and say whatever’s convenient, you selfish girl!!!<br /><br />P65<br />Miwa: Seriously, showing off by letting them float in the bathtub! Don’t get conceited…!!!<br />Naeka: Ho…Hold on! What do my breasts have to do with this…!!?<br />----<br />Miwa: If you didn’t send all of your nutrition to your breasts, then a little might go to your brain! // You should know you can’t abstain at this point, you idiot!!<br />----<br />Naeka: Wahhhh…But she…She and me and my virtue…!!<br />Miwa: If you have something to say, say it in Japanese…!!<br />Kogarashi: …Hmm.<br /><br />P66<br />Kogarashi: Today as well, even today, my master is in a predicament and is causing a fuss for some reason! // However, you are in luck, because I, the Maid Guy, am always watching your life!! // Stars for the heavens, flowers for the earth, love for people, and for you, the Maid Guy. // As long as I exist in this world your life shall be rose-colored!!!<br />----<br />Narration: The main character of this story is Naeka Fujiwara, 17 years old. As the grand child of the great Zenjuro Fujiwara, the leader of the great Fujiwara financial group, she is his only remaining direct descendent. // Though she does not know it, in several months time, when she reaches her 18th birthday, she will simultaneously become first in line to inherit the entire financial group. // Even now the girl is being targeted by a group that plans to usurp her fortune!! // In order to protect the girl, Zenjuro has dispatched two maids to stay by her side! // As a result, Naeka’s fate is!!!?<br /><br />P67<br />Naeka: I…I really do want to go to the nationals. I want to aim for the championship… // But this tournament is different… // She is…<br />----<br />Naeka: On her back are countless scratches that were caused by her getting shot after being mistaken for a bear!! // Kenhoku’s raging bear, she is half human and half gorilla! // People call her the girl’s kendo world’s Musashibo, Shugendo high school second year student, Yoshie Arayashiki!!! // She has broken her three years of silence!! That monster has descended from the mountain!!!<br />---<br />Miwa: Arayashiki…I….I’ve heard that name before! // If I remember correctly, there was some incident three years ago that caused her to disappear from the girl’s kendo world, it was noticed by the whole country!<br />Eiko: Could it be!? Naeka, what kind of connection do you and Arayashiki have…!!?<br />----<br />Naeka: …That’s…<br />Narration: That’s right, I can’t forget, it was three years ago…<br /><br />P68<br />Narration: It was the All Kendo Tournament Prefectural Qualifier Final…<br />Referee: Face each other! Bow!<br />----<br />Arayashiki: Hehehe, my opponent for the finals is this weak little child huh… // Hehehehehe, nationals here I come…<br />----<br />Naeka: Mr. Referee, I think there’s been a mistake, a man just came out.<br />Background: Is that all right?<br />----<br />Naeka: You’re kidding!? You were born a woman!?<br />---<br />Naeka: I…I’m sorry, it’s just, you seemed too handsome to be a woman!<br />Arayashiki: That’s none of your business…<br />Naeka: Wahhhhh!<br /><br />P69<br />Naeka: Ahhh<br />SFX: Wack<br />----<br />Background: Wahhhh<br />Naeka: Wah…I…I’m truly sorr…<br />----<br />Naeka: I had accidently grabbed her hakama with my bamboo sword… // Also…Just my luck, that day the elastic on her panties had loosened…!<br />Eiko: Wa…Wait a second!!<br />T/L Note: A hakama is a divided skirt typically worn during kendo.<br /><br />P70<br />Arayashiki: Curse you Naeka Fujiwara! Did you believe I would forgive this insult! // After beating you to a bloody pulp, I will pull down your hakama and panties, and toss you naked into the audience!! // The next time we meet, your life as a woman shall end!<br />Naeka: Then she lost by default, and for some reason she resented me and said she would get her revenge! // Are you telling me to compete in a tournament with someone like that? Seriously!?<br />Background: I absolutely don’t want to go!<br />Miwa: Hold on! That story just now, you said that the elastic in her panties had loosened! In that case, what happened to Arayashiki!?<br />Eiko: Even if you’re opponent is a monster, you don’t do things like that! You idiot…!!!<br />----<br />Naeka: Despite the fact that it is a high school kendo tournament, somehow tickets have sold out, and there are rumors they sell on net auctions for tens of thousands of yen. // I’ve also heard that at the local electronic stores that digital video cameras are flying off the shelves. // Why is that? Why is that huh?<br />Miwa: …Wh…Why is that?<br />Eiko: Uh…Ummm…<br />----<br />Miwa: For the time being, as long as you don’t lose its fine right? // Fight! Naeka!<br />Eiko: That’s right! // Also, the school’s president said that if we made it to the nationals it would be okay for the club to have it’s training camp in Okinawa! // Even if we lose, just tell yourself that the person being striped isn’t you and do your best.<br />----<br />Naeka: Wah…And you call yourself my friends…!!<br />Miwa: Ah, hey, don’t run point getter!<br />Eiko: We’re all going to go to Okinawa together Naeka…!!!<br /><br />P71<br />Naeka: Wahhhhgeezeeee, is there no God or Buddha… // Why do I have to suffer su…!!<br />----<br />SFX: Doom<br />----<br />Naeka: What?<br />----<br />T/L Note: The kanji on the flag means “truth”<br /><br />P72<br />Naeka: Western style soldier’s equipment, a flag that says truth… // Th…The Shinsengumi!? …Toshizo Hijikata?? // Bu…But why? I was in the bath house’s dressing room…huh? // Wha…am I…dreaming?<br />----<br />Kogarashi: That’s right, this is your dream. // Day Dreaming Maid Guy Illusion<br />----<br />Naeka: Ko…Kogarashi!?<br />SFX: Kukuku // Bew, bew, bew, bew<br />----<br />Kogarashi: However, the illusion was too much to start with. That dream comes from within your heart. // The form of a warrior, who even during times of danger, looks towards victory and boldly fights. // That is the character you wish to posses, and why you have chosen this path.<br />----<br />Kogarashi: Is it really okay to betray your heart and run away master? // Look inside yourself and think carefully about the answer!!!<br /><br />P73<br />Naeka: …Yo…You say that but… // It’s not like I really want to run… // I understand, what’s important isn’t whether I win or lose the match, but that I…heart!!?<br />----<br />Kogarashi: If you plan on fighting then its best if you leave it to me. First is willpower and second is effort. That is your Maid Guy.<br />----<br />Miwa: …? Did you hear a scream just now?<br />Eiko: …Now that you mention it, it also sounded like somebody fell down…<br /><br />P74<br />Naeka: Ah<br />----<br />Naeka: …Where am…? // …Huh, I’m in my kendo uniform…?<br />Kogarashi: Good morning master. // This is the grounds of an abandoned temple in the mountains of Kyoto.<br />----<br />SFX: Whack<br /><br />P75<br />Kogarashi: Gah, what are you doing master?<br />Naeka: Yo…You got that? I…I want three answers from you! // Di…Did you see anything…!? // Did you do anything…? // An…And finally…what am I forgetting to ask…!!!?<br />Fubuki: …There is no need to worry Ms. Naeka.<br />----<br />Fubuki: Kogarashi managed to carry you here in a sack, but I am the one that changed you into your kendo uniform.<br />Naeka: R…Really!?<br />Fubuki: We had a long, long, discussion about it…!!!<br />----<br />Fubuki: To answer your previous question, this is Mt. Kurama in Kyoto.<br />Naeka: Mt. Kurama!?<br />----<br />Fubuki: It is a mountain where a legendary goblin lives. It is named after an old tale that says that Yoshitsune Kuro studied the sword here. // This is the place where Yoshitsune used his understanding of the sword to defeat Benkei. // A miracle wrought by the blessing of Mother Nature! There is no mistaking that the effect of his training had been doubled!!<br /><br />P76<br />SFX: Whooosh<br />----<br />Naeka: Now…Now that you mention it, somehow I seem to be swelling with power… // Is this the power of Mother Nature!?<br />----<br />Naeka: Ju…Just what you would expect of a sacred mountain!! // Right now I feel like I could even defeat a bear!!!<br />Kogarashi: All right, well then, let’s try!<br />SFX: Snap<br />----<br />Bear: Roar… <br /><br />P77<br />Kogarashi: When your opponent’s a bear and your using a bamboo sword you don’t attack from the front, you boorish master! // However, you stood your ground, such spirit is admirable! // For your effort I shall give you one Maid Guy Badge!!<br />Fubuki: Wh…What are you doing you imbecile…!!!<br />----<br />Kogarashi: Once you manage to collect ten Maid Guy Badges, then your training shall be complete!!! // Now then, next we shall begin your training!!<br /><br />P78<br />Naeka: A…A waterfall… // It certainly has the feeling of training in the mountains huh.<br />Background: Wah…It’s high…<br />Kogarashi: Kukuku, I’ve heard that since ancient times it is preferable to practice kendo at a waterfall.<br />----<br />Kogarashi: The waterfall is the hundred yen shop of training. Once you’ve risen to a new level from doing practice swings under the falling water, then you can go down to the basin…<br />SFX: Crack<br />----<br />Kogarashi: Master?<br />SFX: Wah… // Crash<br />----<br />Kogarashi: Maid Guy Dive!!!<br />----<br />Kogarashi: Didn’t I just say that you need to raise your level more before you enter the basin, you impatient master! // However, I recognize your bravery. // Two badges!!!<br />Fubuki: She didn’t jump off, she fell…!! // Are…Are you all right Ms. Naeka…!!?<br /><br />P80<br />Fubuki: Yo…You’re falling water leaf cut is magnificent…! // To become so good in such a short span of time…!!<br />----<br />Kogarashi: Ku ku ku, just what you would expect from the master I have raised. There is only one badge remaining! // Now! // The final test!!<br />----<br />Background: Try to parry this!! // Falling water “great” log cut!!!<br />----<br />Naeka: I’ve got it!!!<br /><br />P81<br />Kogarashi: …Hmm, I can’t believe you have come so far… // Splendid master! You fully understand the falling water great log cut!! // If you had used your head a little you would have realized that a log can’t be cut by a bamboo sword, but even so, you did not back down. And so, in difference to your determination the final Maid Guy Badge is yours!! // …Master?<br />Fubuki: The weight of those badges of yours is weighing her down! // Stop blabbering over there and come help me search for her you imbecile…!!!<br />Background: Just how many kilos do they weigh…<br />----<br />Fubuki: Why did you even drop something that she couldn’t cut…!!<br />Kogarashi: Hmm, with Maid Guy Eye I have located master within the water!<br />Fubuki: Where!?<br />Kogarashi: Underneath your feet.<br />Fubuki: …Ms…Ms. Naeka…<br /><br />P82<br />Fubuki: …However, some how we made it in time. // The Naeka who has finished her training, at the prefectural tournament tomorrow…<br />Kogarashi: Even I feel sorry for her opponent.<br />----<br />Kogarashi: Ku ku ku… // Seems the assembly hall for tomorrow’s tournament will be devastated by a hurricane called Naeka Fujiwara…!!!<br /><br />P83<br />Referee: The winner!! // White, Fujiwara!!!<br />----<br />Leader: She…she’s strong!! // What strength!!!<br />----<br />Eiko: Naeka is…!<br />Miwa: Just what happened after she disappeared from the bath house!!?<br />----<br />Nakanishi: An incredible thing has occurred here at the high school girl’s kendo prefectural tournament semi finals. // Shuho Seiha Private Academy second year, Captain Naeka Fujiwara. Her strength is like a demon’s.<br />Announcer: No…don’t you mean to say she has amazing strength Mr. Nakanishi?<br />Referee: Face each other, bow!!<br />Nakanishi: Ye…Yes. But Arayashiki who already made it too the finals, also has neigh superhuman abilities. This is sure to be a very interesting match to watch.<br /><br />P84<br />Nakanishi: There is still some lingering excitement at the broadcast seating… // Now for a commercial.<br />Eiko: …Wh…Why is there even a television crew here?<br />Miwa: Would the general public really want to see a huge breasted kendo girl naked that much!?<br />President: What are you going to do Naeka!? If you lose, then the entire country will see it!!<br />----<br />Naeka: Has everyone bought their swimsuits yet? // I’ll say it clearly. Right now I am at the pinnacle of mankind…maybe! // At least there is no one among my gender that can beat me!<br />----<br />Miwa: ...!!! Na…Naeka is definitely different today!!!<br />Eiko: We’re gonna get to see Okinawa…<br />----<br />Arayashiki: Heh…! To think that Naeka Fujiwara’s skill with the sword has become this fearsome. // However, I still have a trick up my sleeve…<br />----<br />Arayashiki: Bwahahahahaha, it’s too early to be celebrating. // With one bottle of this special select red pit viper drink that cost me 3,500 yen, my body that I diligently trained in seclusion in the mountains will gain three times it’s normal power. // Pit viper powered, mountain trained Yoshie!! Behold my might, Bwahahahaha.<br />----<br />Arayashiki: Having you publicly ridiculed in front of one hundred and twenty million people shall be sweet Naeka Fujiwara, Bwahahahaha…!!!<br />Background: Whoa, she just chugged three of those pit viper drinks…<br /><br />P85<br />Referee: Match between captains!! // Both competitors to the center!!!<br /><br />P86<br />Girl: Wa…Wah! What is that inhuman ghoul!?<br />Miwa: I…I’m glad I’m not the captain…!!!<br />Eiko: Even though your opponent’s a monster, do your best Naeka!!! <br />----<br />Referee: Begin!!<br />Naeka: Ho…Hold on. That thing’s not a part of mankind… // I don’t suppose it would be okay for me to abstain…?<br />----<br />Eiko: No way, do your best…<br />Background: Okinawa…<br />Miwa: Don’t look away, look forward Naeka…<br />----<br />Kogarashi: Calm down master, at most your opponent has only twice the strength of a bear. // She can not beat you as you are now!!!<br /><br />P87<br />Naeka: That’s right! You have to calm down Naeka Fujiwara! Remember that painful training!! // It’s true that my opponent is not human. However, I have the fruits of my training from earning those ten badges. // Compared to the log cut this much is…<br />----<br />Background: I’ll smash you to pieces…<br />----<br />Naeka: I’ve got it!!<br /><br />P88<br />Kogarashi: Splendid! // You have shown us the monster cut!<br />Referee: Wh…White, body, one point!<br />Eiko: Na…Naeka…? // Wah, She became flat!?<br />Miwa: This isn’t even a kendo match anymore…!!<br /><br />P89<br />Kogarashi: If you were using a real sword you would have won this match. // However, you need to study up on that half hearted thing you call a bamboo sword master…!!<br />Background: Hey, hold on.<br />----<br />Arayashiki: Gahahahahaha! // This is why I trained! Do you remember this large body…in the nude!!!<br />Background: Now, I wonder if you’re prepared.<br /><br />P90<br />Kogarashi: Day Dreaming Maid Guy Illusion!!!<br />SFX: Bew<br />----<br />Arayashiki: Bwa…ha…N…A…K…E…D…!!!<br />Background: Gahhhhh // What are you doing?<br />Kogarashi: Although you are the enemy, you too are splendid for being able to so thoroughly throw away your humanity. For that, I admire your spirit. // To show my respect for your inhuman ways, one Maid Guy Badge…!!!<br /><br />P91<br />Narration: Shugendo high school’s girl’s kendo team’s captain, Yoshie Arayashiki, has been disqualified for violent conduct. // Shuho Seiha Academy’s girl’s kendo team moves on. // It’s their debut at nationals!<br />----<br />Miwa: All right, we won! We’re going to nationals…!! // The blue sea…!!!<br />Eiko: Wah, does that mean the next chapter will be about our training camp in Okinawa…!!<br />Background: I gotta buy a swim suit…<br />----<br />Background: What just happened? Damn it…<br /><br />P92<br />Everyone: Let’s go…!! // Now, it’s time for the training camp… // Okinawa…<br />----<br />Everyone: Thank you, our Naeka Fujiwara! // This is all thanks to you!! // We’ll buy you a souvenir…!! // We’ll have fun for you too…!!!<br />----<br />Everyone: We’re o…ff!!<br />Kogarashi: …I present you with this Special Maid Guy Badge.<br />Narration: Naeka Fujiwara, 17 years old… // The day she inherits her fortune is still 131 days away…</summary>
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		<entry>
		<id>https://mangahelpers.com/t/otakujoe/releases/15453</id>
        <title>[English] [Translation] Kamen no Maid Guy 7 by otakujoe</title>
        <updated>2009-08-25T21:18:43+00:00</updated>
        <author>
            <name>otakujoe</name>
            <email>admin@mangahelpers.com</email>
        </author>
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        <summary type="html">P33<br />Naeka: Eggs! 1 egg yolk. // An egg is an egg weather it comes from a bird or a fish, so this should be OK!<br />T/L Note: The package says “Hakata Walleye Pollack”<br />----<br />Naeka: 200 cc’s of alcohol! // But minors can’t drink alcohol! // Non-alcoholic beer should be good enough! // OK<br />----<br />Naeka: Then add sugar and let it simmer for a while. // That’s definitely what they said when I was watching TV. // I wonder if this has started to become like medicine?<br />----<br />Narration: Special Maid Agent Professional Regulation Information Prologue. // To a maid, health is the most important so that they may always be energetic and have a smiling face. // …I knew this, but even though I am a maid, I am after all, still a child.<br />Title: Service Seven<br />----<br />Naeka: Kosuke.<br />Narration: I am the Fujiwara family’s house maid Fubuki. // To ignore your masters and hide in your bed is the height of shamefulness for a maid, but… // This time I fell ill to a summer cold that has been spreading quickly throughout the neighborhood.<br />SFX: Clack<br /><br />P34<br />Naeka: Alright, It’s finished Kosuke. // For a cold, of course you have to drink eggnog!<br />Narration: Nonetheless, one of my masters, the younger brother Kosuke, is also confined to his bed as well…<br /><br />P35<br />Naeka: Now, drink it all up. // Wa…Wah, don’t throw it up…!<br />Kosuke: …Blagh…<br />SFX: Gulp, gulp, gulp, gulp // Hack<br />Fubuki: Ms…Ms. Naeka!?<br /><br />P36<br />Fubuki: St…Stop Ms. Naeka! // What are you doing!?<br />Naeka: Nursing.<br />Fubuki: Is acting like a daughter-in-law from hell who is tormenting a bedridden senior citizen your idea of nursing…<br />----<br />Fubuki: Ah…<br />SFX: Wobble // Wobble<br />Naeka: Fubuki!? // That’s no good. You have a fever too so you have to get your rest.<br />----<br />Naeka: Until your cold is cured, just forget about your duties and sleep peacefully.<br />Fubuki: I…I’m sorry…<br />Naeka: Just leave the rest to me.<br /><br />P37<br />Naeka: Well then, take care. // I’ll make you some eggnog right away Fubuki.<br />SFX: Mmm // Mmm // Mmm<br />----<br />SFX: Mmm<br />----<br />SFX: Gah // Ha // Ha // Ha<br />----<br />Fubuki: …I…I can’t say it… // How could I say that Ms. Naeka is a nuisance that is driving me to the breaking point… <br />Kosuke: Sis really is trying to nurse you though. // I’m sorry Fubuki. // …But.<br />----<br />Kosuke: Actually seeing a situation, like in a hentai game, with my actual sister being a maid and a nurse is pretty nice…<br />SFX: Slam<br /><br />P38<br />SFX: Whewwwww<br />----<br />Kogarashi: A maid not wearing her uniform is just an ordinary person… // Ku ku ku, What an unsightly state you are in!<br />Fubuki: …Be silent.<br />Fubuki: If these ingredients weren't cut, it wouldn't be like this. // If we can only make some of the medicine, then I could be cured of this cold at once! // So? What about the medicinal moss, Taizan Fukun that I requested!?<br />Kogarashi: You don’t know where it grows naturally right? // It’s unfortunate, but it has not appeared in any of the markets.<br />----<br />Kogarashi: However, put your mind at ease. When you are in trouble, the Maid Guy is a man you can always depend upon! // The effective instantaneous disease exorcism, purify the illness, Maid Guy Healing Dance! // You should dance with me as well!<br />Fubuki: From the bottom of my heart, I shall decline!<br />Background: Hmm, Ha…<br /><br />P39<br />Fubuki: In the areas relating to medicines, poisons, medical care, and magic, compared to you guys, I am an expert! // In any case, in order to guard her as a maid, I must never let myself be confined to my bed! // Continue the search for the ingredients as soon as possible!<br />----<br />Kogarashi: Hmph! If you had a steel body, that wouldn’t die even if you we’re killed like me, then no disease could oppose you!! // According to the Maid Guy Scan, the source of your cold is your own body’s weakness! // If you have to wear wool panties then it is good to be ashamed of your body’s fragility!!<br />----<br />Fubuki: What are you looking through you imbecile…!!<br />Kogarashi: Gah…<br />SFX: Thunk<br />----<br />Fubuki: In any case, make haste. This is a race against time! // If you don’t hurry, more so then the illness, she will…<br />Naeka: Fubuki, its meal time.<br /><br />P40<br />Naeka: I think this will be good for your health. // I prepared Calorie Mate and other stuff like rice gruel, and then I tried boiling it in soup stock.<br />Background: How is it~!<br />----<br />Naeka: Say ah.<br />Background: Ah…<br />Fubuki: Ko…Kogarashi, hurry…!!! // Ms. Naeka…what was that “other stuff” you mentioned!? I’m very interested in what that is!<br />----<br />Naeka: After lunch it’s on to cleaning and then the laundry! // I have a feeling that Kosuke and Fubuki will get better soon! // I’ll do my best to make sure everyone gets better soon!<br /><br />P41<br />Kogarashi: Don’t do your best!<br />Naeka: Wahow!<br />----<br />Kogarashi: What is this I hear about you nursing while I was out shopping, you giddy master!? // How many times do I have to say it before you get it? Colds are contagious, so stay away from the sick room!<br />Naeka: Hey you…Quit banging your master over the head like that! // What are you going to do if it makes me stupid!? // Also, I don’t have to worry because I won’t catch it!<br />----<br />Naeka: As far as I’m aware I have never caught a cold in my life! // Therefore it’s fine for me to nurse them!<br />----<br />Kogarashi: I could hit you, but…<br />Naeka: W…What for!?<br />Background: Why?<br />Narration: Naeka Fujiwara, 17 years old. As the grandchild of the great Zenjuro Fujiwara, leader of the great Fujiwara financial group, she is his only remaining direct descendant… // Though she does not know it, in several months time, when she turns 18, she will inherit the rights to the entire financial group. // Even now, the girl is being targeted by a group who schemes to usurp her fortune! // In order to protect her, Zenjuro, the financial group’s leader, employed 2 agent maids to her service. // Can Naeka welcome her 18th birthday safely…!?<br /><br />P42<br />Kogarashi: By the way, why are you dressed like that!?<br />Naeka: Ehehehehe, It’s cute right? I borrowed it from Fubuki. // It’s a bit of an old fashioned nurse look.<br />Background: Are you enthralled?<br />----<br />Naeka: If possible, it would have been better with a white maid’s uniform. But Fubuki doesn’t have any huh?<br />Kogarashi: Oh boy, what’s with “ehehe?” You’re not even showing signs of embarrassment.<br />Naeka: Anyway, I don’t want to hear any complaining from you about appearance.<br />----<br />Naeka: Because there aren’t many doctors in this town, the cold has been spreading quickly, and then the doctor got a flat tire. // He can’t make house calls everyday, so at this time it’s most important for the family to nurse them back to health!<br /><br />P43<br />Naeka: Just a little while ago I gave Kosuke his launch and had him drink his medicine. // Even I can do that much. // Let’s divvy up the work! You do the housework and I’ll do the nursing!<br />Background: He did cry from the bitterness but…<br />----<br />Kogarashi: …you did say you had him swallow it, but aren’t these suppositories?<br />Naeka: I had him swallow it all up.<br />----<br />Naeka: Wa // Ow // Wah, 3 hits!?<br />----<br />Naeka: Why did you hit me…Idiot…!!!<br />Kogarashi: Listen, I’m only going to say this once. // In order to prevent any kind of accidental death, you are by no means to go near the patients!!!<br />Naeka: I can’t just ignore everyone and just relax by myself!<br />Background: Wah… // Idiot…<br />----<br />Naeka: Anyway, I am going to nurse them! // I want to help everybody!!<br /><br />P44<br />Fubuki: …Be… // Before the cold medicine, I have to mix the stomach medicine…<br />Background: I put the dried sardines in the garlic…<br />Kosuke: I’m sorry Fubuki. // My sister means well. // A long time ago, she wanted to become a nurse.<br />----<br />Background: When she was 5 years old, our mother was laid up in bed with a cold, and my sister nursed her back to health. // At that time, mom praised her, and she never forgot how happy that made her. // It seems that when she saw sick people, her memories from when she was 5 came flooding back and she felt that she had to help…<br />----<br />Naeka: Mom, you know what, when I grow up I’m going to be a nurse. // And when I become a nurse I will take care of you all the time.<br />Background: Apple<br /><br />P45<br />Fubuki: …So her pure feelings from when she was 5 haven’t changed… // So there was a reason behind Ms. Naeka’s dedication…<br />Kousuke: But her nursing skills haven’t changed since she was 5 either.<br />----<br />Fubuki: What?<br />----<br />Kosuke: Even though are mother used to get sick all the time… // When sis got older and could use the stove and the cutlery, mom stopped getting sick. // It’s like they say. A human will adapt when their life is in danger.<br />Fubuki: Ho…Hold on! Hold on Mr. Kosuke!<br />Background: I can’t move, so if she shows up suddenly I won’t be able to defend myself. // What is that supposed to mean?<br /><br />P46<br />Naeka: We already divvyed up the work. // You have household chores and cooking. // And I will nurse and watch over the patients myself. // That’s final.<br />----<br />SFX: Whooosh<br />----<br />Kogarashi: It’s the master’s orders. // Just give up and accept it.<br />Naeka: Oh, that’s right, I forgot to tell you.<br />SFX: Flap // Flap // Flap<br />----<br />Naeka: They said that they are going to cancel school tomorrow as well. // I’ll be able to nurse you for the entire weekend. // So try to relax and focus on getting better.<br /><br />P47<br />Fubuki: In the 19 years of my life… // I have never experienced such hardship…<br />Background: Even the Maid Academy’s training hell wasn’t this…<br />Kogarashi: In your mission report, I’ll write that you died in the line of duty.<br />----<br />Fubuki: Mr. Kosuke?<br />----<br />Kosuke: Whenever I was sick I would prepare this and put it under my pillow. // So that if something were to happen, my geek collection would be donated to the Smithsonian…so… // It would be best if you wrote one too Fubuki.<br />Kogarashi: I will sum up in the mission report that you fought bravely to the bitter end!<br />Background: Farewell my friend!<br /><br />P48<br />Naeka: …You’re better?<br />----<br />Fubuki: Yes, thanks to you my fever has gone down and I have fully recovered. // I can even return to work now.<br />Naeka: Really!? But just now you were… // Ho…Hold on, let me check your fever.<br /><br />P49<br />Fubuki: It’s true, see.<br />----<br />Fubuki: Right?<br />----<br />Naeka: Thank goodness!!<br />Fubuki: Ah…Ms….Ms. Naeka…<br />Background: Thank goodness…<br />----<br />Kosuke: …So? Do you think Fubuki can fool my sister?<br />Kogarashi: Ku ku ku, just what you would expect from the woman called the Smile of Ice. // She’s giving a splendid performance. // Right now she could even fool the devil himself!!<br />Kosuke: …Women are scary.<br />Background: But is this okay? Listen, you are still recovering so you will only do light work. // Today is your day off. // Understood.<br /><br />P50<br />Kosuke: Fu…Fubuki, nice fight! // My sister believed you completely! Now you will be safe for a while. // Here, an ice pack.<br />Fubuki: Th…Thank you very…<br />Kogarashi: Ku ku ku, you did well. // Here’s some ice. It will cool your body down.<br />Fubuki: …Ahhhhhhhh!!!<br />----<br />SFX: Thunk, thunk, thunk<br />----<br />Kogarashi: Hmm…Seems even you’ve been beaten.<br />Background: Wah? The ice evaporated before my very eyes?!<br />Fubuki: If…If you think that, then stop doing unnecessary things. // Anyway, go to Mt. Fuji!<br />----<br />Kosuke: Mt. Fuji?<br />Naeka: Ah…Kosuke…!!<br /><br />P51<br />Kosuke: Dang! It’s sis!<br />----<br />Background: Geeze…It’s not good for you to walking around. // Wahh<br />----<br />Background: Get to bed!<br />SFX: Slam<br />----<br />Kogarashi: Ku ku ku, You seem to be having fun this time!<br />Background: You seem happy somehow.<br />Fubuki: Be…Be quiet, you imbecile. // Hurry to Mt. Fuji! // At this rate, in my place, Mr. Kosuke…No it’s the opposite!!<br />----<br />Fubuki: The last of the medicinal ingredients, the phantom moss “Taizan Fukun” is a plant that grows on the largest mountains. // If you go to a 3,000 meter high mountain…If you go to Mt. Fuji then it might be there. // Well I can still wear my maid uniform…hurry!!<br /><br />P52<br />Kogarashi: Ku ku ku, The mountain that Japan boasts as it’s tallest sacred mountain: Fuji. // However, I am Japan’s…no, the world’s greatest Maid Guy.<br />----<br />Kogarashi: This is the phantom Taizan Fukun… // For something called phantom moss, it looks plain, like the stuff that grows out the back of our house…!<br /><br />P53<br />Narration: Special Maid Agent Professional Regulation Information No. 1. // Show absolute obedience to the master’s orders. // Secrecy is fundamental to the mission. // No one will collect your corpse when you’re dead. // No one will collect your corpse when you’re dead.<br />Fubuki: Agh… // I wonder if the professional regulations permit you to retire because of illness…?<br />----<br />Naeka: Fubuki?<br />Fubuki: Th…This wall is dirty so…I’m just in the middle of scrubbing it down right now…!!<br />Naeka: Are you okay?<br />Background: You’re sweating a lot.<br />Fubuki: Of course I’m fine!<br />----<br />Fubuki: …What’s that?<br />Naeka: You mean Kosuke’s dinner?<br /><br />P54<br />Narration: Special Maid Agent Information No. 2.<br />----<br />Narration: Eliminate any dangers to your master. // No one will collect your corpse when you’re dead. // No one will collect your corpse when you’re dead!!<br />Fubuki: It’s fine if nobody collects it! // But when one master endangers the other master, as a maid, what am I supposed to do?<br />----<br />Naeka: How are you feeling?<br /><br />P55<br />Kosuke: W…Wah, I’ve got maids on either side of me! // One of them may be my crude sister, but there is no mistaking that uniform, it’s a maid!<br />Naeka: What was that!?<br />Kosuke: Is this heaven!? Could it be that I died!?<br />----<br />Fubuki: Time to eat, Mr. Kosuke.<br />Kosuke: I’m satisfied…It might be fine to just die now.<br />Background: Ah….<br />----<br />Kosuke: …Wah! The spoon got empty all of a sudden…!!!<br />Background: Where?! // I disposed of it out the window.<br />Fubuki: I’ll bring you something later, so for now, just pretend to eat.<br />----<br />Kosuke: I’ve forgotten the happiness of being surrounded by maids… // Now that you mention it, my life is in danger too…<br />Fubuki: I’m at my limit as well, so please cooperate!<br />Naeka: Kosuke, it’s about time to take your temperature okay?<br />----<br />SFX: Slip<br /><br />P56<br />Naeka: I…I’m sorry, it just flew out of my hand!<br />Kosuke: Yo…You’ve been really amazing today Fubuki!<br />Fubuki: Yo…You’re praising me but… // That sudden movement just exhausted my stamina…as…as you would expect…<br />Naeka: Th…That’s right, I should change the water!<br />----<br />Naeka: Ah<br /><br />P57<br />SFX: Splash<br />----<br />Fubuki: …Ms. Naeka can’t be doing this on purpose, right Mr. Kosuke…?<br />Kosuke: Airheads are scary, aren’t they…<br />----<br />SFX: Whoooooo…<br /><br />P58<br />Naeka: That’s no good Fubuki! Moving around like that when you have a fever!<br />Kosuke: Wool panties!<br />Fubuki: N…No…Save meeeeeeeeee!<br /><br />P59<br />Naeka: Let’s get you out of those wet clothes! // I’ll help you change!<br />Background: Changing clothes…<br />----<br />Fubuki: I…I can change by myself! // Wah, I…I can change by myself…<br />----<br />Naeka: It’s time for dinner Fubuki! // They say that shellfish is good for you, so I made wheat noodles boiled in a broth with seafood and other things…<br />Background: Eat up…<br />----<br />Fubuki: Other things… // What are these “other things”…<br /><br />P60<br />Narration: Ms. Naeka’s mother. // Her missing mother. // You who couldn’t help getting sick before you had kids, I envy your strength. // I want to follow your example and become a strong person who can’t be beaten by disease…<br />Background: N… // o… // o… // H… // e… // l… // p…<br />----<br />Narration: Special Maid Agent Professional Regulation Information Afterword. // Those who are maids must be modest and not envy others.<br />----<br />Kogarashi: …You’re unsightly.<br />Background: Here’s your moss.<br />Fubuki: Please leave me alone!<br /><br />P61<br />Background: Cured…<br />----<br />Naeka: Mt. Fuji? // Wha? You brought this all the way from Mt. Fuji?<br />----<br />Background: Hmm…So this is turned into cold medicine…<br />Fubuki: …For a while I wasn’t sure how it was going to turn out, but… // above all else, the medicine made it here before I lost something like my dignity or chastity…<br />Kogarashi: You should learn from this and train your body, like me, from now on.<br /><br />P62<br />Kogarashi: A strong body comes from a strong mind. // If you strengthen the mind then you will not get sick! // Behold! Because you strongly believed in your heart that you were drinking medicine, when in fact it was moss that was picked from the backyard, you were cured of your cold.<br />----<br />Fubuki: …What?<br />----<br />SFX: Bang<br />----<br />Narration: Special Maid Agent Fubuki, 19 years old. // The day that her mission to ensure her master’s safety till she inherits her fortune, is still…136 days away.<br />Background: Ko…Kogarashi? Behind the house? Did you say behind the house? // It can’t be. The punch line is that you didn’t find it? // Is that it?<br />T/L Note: The book Kogarashi is reading is “Famous Mountains of Japan”</summary>
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		<entry>
		<id>https://mangahelpers.com/t/otakujoe/releases/15074</id>
        <title>[English] [Translation] Kamen no Maid Guy Omake 1 by otakujoe</title>
        <updated>2009-08-11T23:40:53+00:00</updated>
        <author>
            <name>otakujoe</name>
            <email>admin@mangahelpers.com</email>
        </author>
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        <summary type="html">P155<br />Ttile: The Other Service // Afterword Extra Comic: Mr. Plump’s Thrilling Maid Lecture<br />Background: Big Sister // Mr. Plump<br />----<br />Zenjuro: It’s good of you to come, my lovely grandchildren…<br />Kosuke: Yay…It’s full of maids…<br />----<br />Narration: On a certain month and day, we used our consecutive holidays to stay at grandpa’s house. // Grandpa’s house is a heaven filled with maids.<br /><br />P156<br />Maid: Welcome, Ms. Naeka, Mr. Kosuke.<br />Naeka: ………We’re very grateful.<br />----<br />Narration: When you see a maid you mustn’t blindly leap at her. // With girls, you should start with simply looking at and admiring them.<br />Naeka: Don’t just suddenly get embarrassed, you Bozo-suke!<br />----<br />Narration: As you would expect, if you leap at them, they will run away. But when I fell down the maids gently helped me back up. // Ahh, what wonderful maids. // The maids never lose their smile. // Today I wish to discover their secret.<br /><br />P157<br />Narration: (Gentlemen) Maids are usually seen near the elite of society. // A maid is a status mark for a successful man. // In order to hire them, the elite manipulate the world’s economy.<br />Background: Maids, in my life I have no regrets.<br />T/L Note: The maids in the background are saying “master”<br />----<br />Narration: Maids heal the tired hearts and bodies of soldiers with their gentle smile. // That healing power could fill three Tokyo Domes. // Whenever they give their service, victory is assured.<br />Background: Thank you for all your hard work. // Thank you Ms. Maid. // Tomorrow I shall start another revolution.<br />----<br />Narration: Maids quietly stay in the shadows of isolated leaders and warmly watch over them. // With their gestures and facial expressions they are able to move the hearts of leaders as well as make the history of tomorrow with out leaving a trace.<br />Background: Please don’t do such a thing! // I understand. I won’t invade Iraq Ms. Maid!<br />----<br />Narration: That is our maid. // Just where did these girls come from? // It is generally said that the maid has British origins. // But that is a mistake. Where do you think they are truly from?<br /><br />P158<br />Narration: The location is in South America, on a solitary island, whose shore is surrounded by mountains. // It is covered in flowers and green, and is blessed with a gentle climate. It is a hidden land of eternal spring.<br />----<br />Narration: This is where the maids live, a maid paradise. // And it’s name is the Maid Kingdom.<br />----<br />Narration: Spain’s Governor Pizarro sailed around this island and returned with a maid to England, thus lighting the fire of the Maid Boom. // Even today, as maids spread throughout the world, all maids’ birthplace is that island. // It is shrouded in mystery, the Eldorado of Maids, Maid in Maid Kingdom!<br /><br />P159<br />Kosuke: That’s right! The maids that come from the maid country are our fairies! // Maid country! I’d like to try going there someday!<br />Background: Kosuke is certainly well informed.<br />SFX: Ho ho ho<br />----<br />Kosuke: Is……Isn’t it kind of mean to end someone’s dream by hitting them sis!<br />Naeka: Silence.<br />SFX: Smile<br />Kosuke: Wah…If I find the maid country I am definitely not bringing you along sis…<br />----<br />Maid: Oh, Fubuki, where are you going?<br />Fubuki: I am taking Mr. Fujiwara’s private jet to visit my home town. // Well my masters are at Mr. Fujiwara’s house I can relax a bit in my parent’s house.<br /><br />P160<br />Maid: I haven’t gone back in a while either. // It’s always spring over there. I’m jealous.<br />Fubuki: I’ll return in 2 or 3 days, so please take care of the masters until then.<br />----<br />Maid: Take your time.<br />----<br />Title: To be continued in Volume 2</summary>
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		<entry>
		<id>https://mangahelpers.com/t/otakujoe/releases/14933</id>
        <title>[English] [Translation] Kamen no Maid Guy 6 by otakujoe</title>
        <updated>2009-08-06T21:37:52+00:00</updated>
        <author>
            <name>otakujoe</name>
            <email>admin@mangahelpers.com</email>
        </author>
        <link rel="alternate" href="https://mangahelpers.com/t/otakujoe/releases/14933" />
        <summary type="html">P3<br />Miwa: She’s late!<br />Title: Service Six<br />----<br />Miwa: Where is that habitually late girl loitering around now!? // Just how long does it take to go to the bank, withdraw the money for tomorrow’s trip, and come back huh!?<br />Eiko: Oh // The call just connected.<br />----<br />Eiko: Uh, Hello, this is the Girl’s Kendo Club whose members are all present, except that we are currently waiting in vain for Naeka Fujiwara. // If you have a good excuse let’s hear it.<br />Naeka: Well, you see, I accidently got caught up in a bank robbery, and then the police surrounded us and a firefight broke out. // So it doesn’t seem like I will be able to come back yet.<br />----<br />Eiko: …What? // Repeat once more.<br />Naeka: Like I was saying…<br /><br />P4<br />Chief: Now! The perpetrator, that female high school student, has shown her face!! // Lay down suppressive fire…!!!<br />SFX: Wahn… // Ratatattat<br />----<br />Kogarashi: Get down master!<br /><br />P5<br />Naeka: Ahhhhhhhhh…<br />SFX: Crash<br />----<br />Chief: Wahahahahahaha, do you get it now you lousy bank robbers? // This firepower is overwhelming! // If you thought we would take you lightly just because you’re a minor, then you were sorely mistaken! // You are completely surrounded, so come out quietly! Wahahahaha…!!<br />Naeka: Like I said, I was taken as a hostage by a bank robber! // But then the police surrounded us and a firefight broke out! Wah, what should I do guys…!?<br />SFX: Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang<br /><br />P6<br />Eiko: Hmm, I see, you got taken by a bank robber. // I have to hand it to you, your excuses are always overflowing with originality.<br />Naeka: Wah! You don’t believe me? The way you talk…you don’t believe me do you!? // It’s not a lie. It’s the truth. Look at this pistol!<br />Eiko: Do you think I can see it you idiot?<br />Kogarashi: Hey, master.<br />----<br />Kogarashi: That gun has a light trigger. // If you wave it around like that you might accidently shoot…<br />SFX: Bang // Crash<br />----<br />Eiko: What was that Naeka? // What was that sound just now?<br />----<br />Naeka: Te…Tell me that sooner…!!! // I just shot a gun you idiot…<br />Kogarashi: Hmm?<br />Cop: Gah<br />----<br />Cop: Da…Damn it! My head…I got shot in the head… // Calm down. It only cracked your helmet, calm down… // It’s no good! They predicted we would come in through the window. Cancel the operation!! // Rooftop unit pull out…!!!<br />Background: The school girl shot me… // Wahhhhhhhh…<br /><br />P7<br />Kogarashi: Nice kill!!<br />Naeka: Yo…You’re wrong! I didn’t kill anyone! // That was an accident! It was an accident…!!!<br />----<br />Robber: Hehe, not bad, just what you would expect from a master. // I’ll leave the “bang-bang” stuff to you. // If we manage to escape, I’ll give you a bigger cut.<br />Kogarashi: Kukuku, how about we get 10 and you get 0?<br />Naeka: Shut up you criminals… // I don’t want a cut so just send me home…<br />----<br />Kogarashi: Ku ku ku, Don’t worry master. // We have more bullets then there are guys outside. // If we kill each one with one shot then you can go…<br />SFX: Kachk<br />----<br />Narration: The main character of this story is Naeka Fujiwara, a 17 year old high school girl who still blushes at flowers. // As the grandchild of the great Zenjuro Fujiwara, leader of the great Fujiwara financial group, she is first in line to posses the rights to inherit the entire financial group. // In order to protect her from a group that is trying to usurp the fortune, Zenjuro dispatched 2 maids to work for her. // What is this girl’s fate!?<br />Naeka: …Why…<br />Background: Maid Master?!<br /><br />P8<br />Naeka: Why in the world did it turn out like this…<br />Eiko: Hello. // Hey, Naeka?<br />----<br />Eiko: Hello… // Hey, Naeka?<br />Naeka: Hey. // I’m waiting in line at the bank.<br />----<br />PA: We'll be serving the customer with ticket number 173 now.<br />Naeka: It seems about 3 more people…<br />SFX: Bing<br /><br />P9<br />Naeka: I already bought the stuff we will need on the trip. // I just have to withdraw the money for the club member’s tickets and come back, so it will probably be about another 30 minutes.<br />Employee: Excuse me miss.<br />----<br />Employee: You are disturbing the other customers, so could you use your cell phone at the entrance.<br />Naeka: Wah, I…I’m sorry… // I’ll go right now…<br />----<br />PA: We'll be serving the customer with the ticket number 175 now.<br />SFX: Bing<br /><br />P10<br />Naeka: I would like to withdraw money please.<br />----<br />Teller: Do you have a cash card or a bank book and seal?<br />Naeka: Ah, yes, with the bank book… // Huh?<br />----<br />Naeka: I thought it was around here... // …huh?<br />----<br />Sign: Restroom<br />SFX: Slam<br />----<br />SFX: Fump<br />----<br />Robber: …Hey, it’s me. // Right now I’m finishing my last bathroom break before work. // How is the plan progressing?<br /><br />P11<br />Robber 2: In a short while the highways will begin to become packed. Afterwards they will be completely congested for 30 minutes. // No matter what route the cops take they won’t be able to get to the bank quickly!<br />Robber 1: This is one time I want to thank the administration for never improving the condition of the highways.<br />----<br />Robber 1: When the paralyzation of transportation has reached its peak, I’ll force my way into the bank. // I’ll grab whatever money I can and then escape on motorcycle to the nearest station. From there I will transfer to a train and then I will leave the prefecture on foot… // It’s a rather perfect scenario if I do say so myself…!<br />----<br />Robber 1: When the teller and the guard lower their defenses before they close up I should be able to take them easily with just this one pistol. // Furthermore, this bag is stuffed with wonderful equipment with the firmness of rocks! // I am truly perfect…Hehehe, Hahahahaha.<br />----<br />Naeka: Huh?<br /><br />P12<br />Naeka: …Wh…What is this…!? // …A pi…pistol… // A bank robbery!!?<br />----<br />Naeka: …N…No, this isn’t…this isn’t mi…<br />Teller: Wa…Wah…Just don’t kill me… // The money is…The money is right here…<br />Naeka: Wait a second!<br />SFX: Babump, babump, babump // Bang<br />----<br />Bystander: Sh…She’s got a gun… // Run! It’s a bank robbery…<br />Naeka: N…No, Just wait a… // Wa…<br />Guard: She’ll kill us…!!<br />Naeka: You’re wrong…!!!<br />SFX:  Chk // Chk<br />Background: Flop // Wheewheewheewheewhee // Yih…<br /><br />P13<br />SFX: Tunk, tunk, tunk, tunk, tunk // Clan…<br />----<br />SFX: Tunk, tunk, tunk, tunk // Claaaaan…<br />----<br />SFX: Clang<br />----<br />SFX: Clang<br />----<br />Naeka: …I’m // I’m trapped…!?<br />SFX: Wheewheewheewheewhee<br /><br />P14<br />Background: I’m home…<br />Fubuki: Welcome back Mr. Kosuke.<br />----<br />Kosuke: Hello Fubuki. // What’s today’s snack?<br />Fubuki: Its special White-Flowered Camellia syrup covered bean jam and fruit. It’s in the refrigerator.<br />----<br />Kosuke: …Thank goodness. Today, mine is here as well. // I managed to get home before sis today.<br />Fubuki: …What?<br />----<br />Naeka: Haven’t you been gaining weight recently? // Eating nothing but sweets is no good. // So big sis will just eat this for you.<br /><br />P15<br />Kosuke: …she would always say stuff like that and then take my snack from me. // Why are people always calling each other fat!? // I, on the other hand, think that being fat is okay as long as you can’t only see your chest! Don’t you think so Fubuki!?<br />Fubuki: …No comment.<br />----<br />Kosuke: Grudges over food are more dreadful then the depths of the ocean. // If you follow the path of evil, don’t think god will overlook it. // I believe sis will surely receive misfortune someday!<br />----<br />Naeka: Let me out… // Wah, let me out of here…<br />----<br />PA: People of the neighborhood. // A dangerous bank robber carrying a gun has secluded herself within the bank. // It is dangerous, so all citizens should proceed to the designated buildings. // I repeat…<br /><br />P16<br />Cop: Chief!<br />Chief: What’s the situation?<br />Cop: Yes… // It’s hard to see because of the reflection of the setting sun on the glass, but the perpetrator appears to be 1 armed high school girl! // One female bank clerk who failed to escape is being held hostage!<br />Chief: I thought that students recently were lacking in morals, but I never thought they would go this far.<br />----<br />Naeka: Wake up teller window lady… // Look, I’m not a bank robber, this is all just a misunderstanding! // Wake up, open the shutters, and explain that to the people outside okay! Come on…<br />Teller: Un… // Unn…<br />SFX: Slap, slap, slap, slap<br />----<br />Cop: Now the high school girl is assaulting the female bank teller! // Oh! She lands 2 hits! 3 hits! The teller already seems groggy!<br />Chief: This is bad! The hostage’s life is in danger! // Prepare to force our way in…!!<br />----<br />Teller: Hmm…<br /><br />P17<br />Teller: Un…<br />Naeka: Th…Thank goodness, she’s coming too. // I…Is that alright? Please just listen to me calmly.<br />----<br />Naeka: I’m asking you nicely, please don’t panic and cause a commotion. // You know, there are no bank robbers here. // I’m just a high school girl who came to withdraw some money.<br />SFX: Kachk<br />----<br />SFX: Shock<br />----<br />Robber 1: Hey, hey, don’t be so modest. // You saying a simple high school girl stole my perfect plan?<br />----<br />Robber 1: Doing this while I was in the bathroom… // I seriously can’t let my guard down for a second…<br />Naeka: I…I’m sorry! He was here! The bank robber was here! // And now he is standing right behind me…!!! // …He……Help me…!!!<br />SFX: Slump<br />----<br />SFX: Clang<br /><br />P18<br />Robber 1: Heh…Hehehehehehe…even if you scream, no one is going to come save you. // If it’s come to this, I’ll take you as a hostage and start a new page in my perfect plan…<br />----<br />Robber 1: …Wh…What are yo… // Gah…<br /><br />P19<br />Kogarashi: Punch! Punch!! // Kick! // Heel Drop!<br />SFX: Wham, wham, pow, pow // Gah…<br />----<br />SFX: Whoosh // Crash<br />----<br />Kogarashi: Even if it is in fire or water, if my master calls me, I shall go anywhere. // That is me, the Maid Guy!! // In order to save you, I have arrived!!<br />----<br />Naeka: …Ko // Kogarashi…?<br />SFX: Sparkle<br />----<br />Cop: Reporting sir! // The group of perpetrators are fighting between themselves!<br />Chief: Alright! Now’s the perfect chance!!<br /><br />P20<br />Chief: All men swarm!! // Ensure the safety of the hostage the perpetrators are holding…<br />----<br />Chief: Swarm…<br />SFX: Crash<br />----<br />Naeka: It’s the police!!<br />Kogarashi: Un!<br />Background: They’ve come to save us at last!<br />SFX: Kachk<br />----<br />Kogarashi: Shot!!<br />Cop: Gah…<br />SFX: Bang<br /><br />P21<br />Kogarashi: Shot! // Shot! Shot! // Roundhouse Kick!<br />Cops: Wah // Yih // Gah<br />SFX: Bang // Bang // Bang // Wham<br />----<br />SFX: Whoosh // Crash<br />----<br />Kogarashi: The heavens call out, the earth calls out, and the people call out. They call out so that I may protect my master. // That is me, the Maid Guy!! // Do not worry, I spared their lives!<br />----<br />Naeka: …Ko // Kogarashi?<br />SFX: Sparkle<br />----<br />Cop: Reporting sir! // All the members of the assault team were assaulted instead!<br />Chief: Damn it! I can’t lose! Second assault…!!!<br /><br />P22<br />Chief: Don’t flinch… // The enemy are few in number so put the pressure on…!<br />----<br />Chief: Charge…<br />SFX: Haaaaa<br />----<br />Naeka: Wait…you can’t come…you can’t come right now…<br />Kogarashi: Hah!<br />SFX: Kachk<br />----<br />Kogarashi: Shoot!!<br />Cops: Wah, this is dangerous… // Ho…Hold on, time out! // Run…<br />SFX: Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang // Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang // Pew, pew, pew, pew<br /><br />P23<br />Kogarashi: You can’t escape!!<br />SFX: Ping, ping, ping<br />----<br />Cops: Wah…it’s a grenade…!! // All men evacuate… // Evacuate…!!<br />----<br />Kogarashi: Strike…!!!<br />SFX: Boom // Boom // Gah…<br />----<br />Kogarashi: As long is there is justice in the world, evil shall not be allowed to flourish! // That is me, the Maid Guy!! // Kids, don’t try this at home!<br />----<br />SFX: Sparkle // Kachk<br />----<br />Kogarashi: Gah // Wh…What are you doing master!? // Gah…<br />Robber: …A…Amazing! // That guy’s invincible…!<br />SFX: Bang // Bang, bang<br /><br />P24<br />Robber: …Heh, I was wondering how you managed it, but it seems you’ve brought I pretty reliable bodyguard with you lady.<br />Naeka: Thanks a lot. // He’s so reliable I have run out of tears.<br />Robber: With you guys and me together, we can clear any hurdle master!<br />Background: Even if it was only for a second, I was an idiot to be pleased to see him!<br />----<br />Naeka: Master?<br />----<br />Robber: Of course, you’re the master of robbing banks! // I had thought I was the best, but I guess their really are greater people in the world! // Lady! Make me your disciple!<br />Naeka: Wah…I want to shoot him…I want to shoot this old guy with the shotgun too…<br />Robber: If we have this guy, who wouldn’t die even if you killed him…<br />----<br />Kogarashi: Ku ku ku, that is certainly true. // If you had me and my master’s power, you could rob a bank before breakfast.<br />Robber: I knew it, you’re masters!<br />SFX: Kachk<br />----<br />SFX: Bang<br /><br />P25<br />Robber: …Where are you going master?<br />----<br />Naeka: To surrender.<br />Robber: Master!?<br />----<br />Background: That’s right! You have not done anything wrong so you should give yourself up. // Just like George Washington who cut down the cherry tree, if you apologize sincerely you will be forgiven.<br />Naeka: …That’s right, if I just talk to them honestly…<br />----<br />Background: But do you want to be like Sen no Rikyu who was beheaded by Hideyoshi for being too honest? // In that case, don’t you think it would be smarter to run away instead…?<br />Naeka: Uh!<br />----<br />Naeka: …Th…that’s right, were not talking about something that’s on the same level as a cherry tree, geeze…<br />Robber: Hey, hey, are you a little emotionally unstable master?<br />Naeka: …It’s okay, just leave me alone…<br /><br />P26<br />Well, don’t worry. // You may never be able to return to this country again, but once we get overseas you can live in the lap of luxury so it’s not so bad?<br />----<br />Naeka: Wahhhhhhhh… // Why in the world is this happening…<br />----<br />Announcer: The perpetrators are still holed up in the bank, and you can sometimes hear the sound of violent gunshots. // Several attempts by police to enter the building have ended in failure, but we have received reports that the chief is considering sending for the Self Defense Forces…<br />----<br />Announcer: We now go to Yamane in the field.<br /><br />P27<br />Kosuke: Wah…something incredible is going on!<br />Fubuki: Is…Isn’t that our neighborhood’s bank?<br />Kosuke: Yeah! I’ve been there myself before!<br />Background: Wah…<br />----<br />Kosuke: Furthermore, the culprit is a single underage girl! // She might be a high school student! // Doesn’t that scoundrel sound just like sis!<br />Fubuki: There is no need to hold such a grudge just because she ate your snack Mr. Kosuke…<br />----<br />Fubuki: …Now that you mention it, Ms. Naeka is late isn’t she. // And I was expecting her home early today…<br />Kosuke: Now that you mention it, you’re right. // Kogarashi as well…<br />----<br />Naeka: …God. // If there is a god then grant my request please. // I won’t take my brother’s snacks anymore. // And I won’t be late when I make promises to my friends anymore, so please…<br /><br />P28<br />Robber: Damn, we’re beginning to run out of bullets! // Maid Master! You can’t keep firing warning shots! It would be better to kill them instead…<br />Kogarashi: No! My master ordered me not to kill. // I swear absolute loyalty to my master’s orders!<br />Naeka: Give me a brighter future in my next life God!<br />SFX: Bang, bang // Bang<br />----<br />Kogarashi: My master hates killing. // She wants those people to suffer a crueler life than being killed. // She won’t inflict a fatal injury so they will live in fear their whole life. // Probably.<br />Robber: …I…I see, she is certainly a frightening lady.<br />Naeka: Also, smite those 2 guys!<br />SFX: Kachk<br />----<br />Naeka: …Also, give me a means of escape… // I can’t stand this, I want to go home…<br />----<br />Robber: Maid Master, where in the world are you going?<br />Kogarashi: I’m going to get more bullets. // Just hold out by yourself for 10 minutes.<br /><br />P29<br />Naeka: …Kogarashi, what is this?<br />Kogarashi: Hmm, you mean the Maid Guy Road?<br />----<br />Kogarashi: Maid Guy Road! // A secret underground network that reaches all over the city. // It acts as a go between by allowing me to reach you at any time and any place so I can give you that which I promised you, the greatest service!!<br />----<br />Kogarashi: For instance, by using this path you could get inside the high school girl’s locker room… // Hmm, where are you going master?<br />Naeka: Hmm, It even locks from the inside.<br />Robber: Master?<br />----<br />Kogarashi: I’m gonna use this to go home, so please act as a decoy. // If possible, could you beat up the police with your bare hands? // Make sure I don’t get hurt okay~?<br />Robber: Master…!!?<br />SFX: Clang<br /><br />P30<br />Kogarashi: It seems the master wishes us to die.<br />----<br />Robber: Wha? Maid Master…<br />Kogarashi: Let’s go!!!<br />Robber: Ho…Wai…<br />Background: Haaaaaaaaaa // Ratatat // Bang // Ratatattat // Bang<br />----<br />Background: Gah…<br />----<br />SFX: Ahwooo…<br />----<br />Fubuki: Ms. Naeka!?<br />Kosuke: Sis!?<br />Naeka: …Fi // Finally I’m home…<br />SFX: Wobble<br /><br />P31<br />Fubuki: How in the world did that happen!? At this hour…?<br />Kosuke: Sis, is that the salt I smell?<br />Naeka: I got lost and then I kind of ended up at the Pacific Ocean… // I’m tired, so I won’t be needing any food today. // I’m going to sleep…<br />SFX: Wobble // Wobble<br />----<br />SFX: Swish<br />----<br />Kogarashi: Gah<br />Kosuke: Si…Sis…!?<br />SFX: Bang<br />----<br />SFX: Slump<br />----<br />Naeka: …Sleep // I'm just going to forget everything that happened today… // Tomorrow will definitely be a good day…<br /><br />P32<br />Naeka: Please just let me sleep today...<br />----<br />SFX: Beep<br />----<br />Miwa: …Should I even ask if you have a good excuse?<br />----<br />Naeka: O…Oh no! I even forgot about you guys…!!<br />Miwa: You forgot…!? // NAEKA…!!!<br />Narration: Naeka Fujiwara, 17 years old… // The day she gains the rights to inherit her fortune is still 145 days away…</summary>
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        <title>[English] [Translation] Kamen no Maid Guy 5 by otakujoe</title>
        <updated>2009-08-02T18:39:36+00:00</updated>
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            <name>otakujoe</name>
            <email>admin@mangahelpers.com</email>
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        <summary type="html">Kamen no Maid Guy Chapter 5:<br /><br />P125<br />Title: Service Five<br />----<br />Thief 1: At a glance it just appears to be an ordinary house. // Is this house really an S-Rank in danger?<br />Thief 2: Don’t let your guard down, everyone in the previous team was……<br />Thief 3: Heh<br />----<br />Thief 2: Thanks to their mistake, we can get the treasure for ourselves.<br />Thief 1: That’s for sure.<br />----<br />Thief 1: Let’s go! Don’t slip up! // GO!!<br /><br />P126<br />Fubuki: Would you like some tea Ms. Naeka?<br />----<br />Title: Service Five<br /><br />P127<br />Fubuki: Are you making any progress in your studies for the exam Ms. Naeka?<br />Naeka: Ummm……<br />SFX: Tump // Thump // Thump Thump<br /><br />P128<br />Fubuki: Oh my…<br />----<br />Naeka: Bur……Burglers!?<br />Fubuki: Do not worry yourself Ms. Naeka.<br />----<br />SFX: Shink<br />----<br />Thief 1: A…A trap!?<br />Thief 2: Damn it, behind us is blocked off as well!<br /><br />P129<br />Thief: Behin……<br />----<br />Fubuki: Kogarashi is meant for these situations as well. // This house’s protection is flawless.<br />SFX: Wahhhhhhhh // Wham, wham, wham // Pow // Gahhhhhh<br /><br />P130<br />Naeka: …….Se… // Serial panty thieves!?<br />----<br />Kogarashi: Kukuku, Well master, what should I do with them? // Should I kill them?<br />Naeka: Don’t kill them!<br />----<br />Thief: Wahahahahaha, we are the serial band of underwear thieves, “Purple String.” // The “Beautiful Dreamers” who scour the downtown, claiming rare treasures. // We are only interested in items of true merit!! Anyone who is targeted by us should feel honored!<br />T/L Note: The kanji for “Beautiful Dreamers” says “Seeker of beauty.”<br />----<br />Naeka: What do you mean honored!? You’re underwear thieves after all! // Fubuki! Call the police!<br />Fubuki: At once.<br />Thief: Pl…Please wait! Before you call the police I have one favor to ask! // Please let me touch the underwear of the most beautiful woman in town, that’s said to sell for over a million……!!<br />Naeka: Moron…<br /><br />P131<br />Naeka: It doesn’t matter how much you say I’m the most beautiful woman in town. // Why should I let someone like you guys touch my underwear……<br />Thief 2: Uh no, that’s wrong actually.<br />Thief 1: Not you.<br />----<br />Thief: It’s not you, it’s that maid over there.<br />Fubuki: Yes?<br />----<br />Thief: Ohh…You are certainly a miracle that has descended on Shuho town! Belldandy! // Oh My Goddess!<br />Fubuki: Oh my. // That is a problem.<br />T/L Note: The kanji for Belldandy says “Goddess of beauty.”<br />----<br />Thief 2: Naeka’s too though, as the “Seemingly stupid, huge breasted, beautiful girl,” go for up to 70,000 yen.<br />Kosuke: Sis’s are worth 70,000 yen!?<br />Thief 1: Just what you would expect from the difference between Ms. Beautiful Maid and the Kendo Girl.<br />Thief 3: It’s because you’re a little too overly self conscious.<br />Naeka: ………………..I’m…<br />----<br />Naeka: I’m gonna put your severed heads on a pike and parade you around town…!!!<br />Background: Wahhhhhhhh…<br /><br />P132<br />Girl: ……Heh // So that’s the Naeka Fujiwara I’ve heard so much about……<br />Background: Fubuki! Salt! Bring salt! // Certainly, right away…<br />----<br />Girl: Average // Nothing but a huge breasted, seemingly stupid… // vulgar woman. // For someone like her to be first in line to the inheritance…<br />----<br />Girl: I guess… // I’ll have to open her eyes a little.<br /><br />P133<br />Kogarashi: It was your fault that we had such an opening right? // You said that it kept raining during the day, so you were drying the clothes at night, and that’s why we were targeted. // For such a thing to be worth a million is absurd.<br />----<br />Kogarashi: At least during the rainy season settle for using the dryer. // Unless you’d rather go around wearing no panti……<br />SFX: Thunk<br />----<br />Fubuki: There is no reason to do such a thing! // You imbecile!<br />Background: The main character of this story, Naeka Fujiwara, is being targeted. // These people are Agent Maids, sent by her grandfather, the great Zenjuro Fujiwara, leader of the great Fujiwara financial group, in order to protect her life! // The mysterious enemy who is targeting this girl, who, in half a year, when she turns 18, will acquire the inheritance rights to the great financial group, has finally begun to move. // As a result, will these people be able to protect their master to the very end!?<br />----<br />Background: The day of the battle draws near!!<br /><br />P134<br />Kogarashi: My goodness.<br />SFX: Nahhhh…<br />----<br />Kogarashi: We go to such lengths to be on the lookout, and would you believe we get a panty thief. // That intelligence from Mr. Fujiwara wasn’t faulty was it?<br />----<br />Fubuki: According to Mr. Fujiwara, the enemy’s first wave has finally invaded this town. // Even if not today, before long they will surely show themselves before us. // We must not show even a slight opening Kogarashi.<br /><br />P135<br />SFX: Tock<br />----<br />SFX: Beep<br />----<br />SFX: Beep, beep, beep<br />----<br />SFX: Tch<br />----<br />SFX: Haaaaaaaa // Rip<br />----<br />Kogarashi: Heh // This was almost the scene of a poisoning……<br />SFX: Chk<br /><br />P136<br />Narration: A Maid Guy’s morning starts early. // In order to make sure all preparations are perfect before his master wakes up, his clock tick morning begins.<br />----<br />Kogarashi: I'll start by bringing in the laundry that caused last nights commotion.<br />----<br />Kogarashi: Hmm?<br />----<br />Kogarashi: EMERGENCY // GOOD MORNING!!<br />T/L Note: The kanji for Emergency Good Morning says “Emergency situation, everyone wake up!!”<br /><br />P137<br />Naeka: ………Pa… // Panty thief…?<br />SFX: Yah…<br />----<br />Naeka: Wasn’t that over and done with last night…?<br />Fubuki: Kogarashi?<br />Kogarashi: Seems there were more then one set of perpetrators. // But don’t worry, I shall surely return the stolen items!<br />----<br />Fubuki: In that case, why did you wake up Ms. Naeka and Mr. Kosuke?<br />Kogarashi: Just to be safe I shall perform an inspection.<br />SFX: Beeee<br />----<br />Kogarshi: Maid Guy Eye has x-ray powers.<br />SFX: Bew // Bew //  Bee // Bew<br />----<br />Kogarashi: Alright, it seems unlikely that you wore them by accident. // You may sleep!<br />Fubuki: …..Hol…?<br />Background: Good night…<br /><br />P138<br />Fubuki: Wait, just wait one second. // That power just now, you can’t go using it on girls indiscriminately okay.<br />Kogarashi:  Your visitor surveillance equipment isn’t malfunctioning is it?<br />----<br />Fubuki: Of course.<br />Kogarashi: My Maid Guy Sensor has also not detected anyone.<br />----<br />Fubuki: …Could such a feat be a simple lust-based theft?<br />Kogarashi: No, this is different from those guys from the first incident. // This time, the target wasn’t you, but the master. // They only took 6 of master’s worn panties.// Clearly, master is their target.<br />----<br />Kogarashi: I see this as challenge from the “enemy.” // What about you?<br />----<br />Fubuki: No matter who did this, we can not leave it be. // …Until this incident is over with, all restrictions except for those placed upon acting discreetly and preserving secrecy are lifted. // You must find the culprit and make them realize who they are dealing with…!<br /><br />P139<br />T/L Note: The sign says “Fresh Fish Uomatsu.”<br />----<br />Kogarashi: Shopkeep.<br />Uomatsu: Wah?!<br />SFX: Shock<br />----<br />Kogarshi: Kukuku, you’re up early as always.<br />Uomatsu: Wh……What is it Kogarashi? // W……Welcome.<br />SFX: Bump, bump, bump<br />----<br />Uomatsu: Al…Although the store isn’t open yet, I have some good horse mackerel in! (?)<br />Kogarashi: I’m not here for your fish today.<br />SFX: Vahn<br />----<br />Kogarashi: Your daily routine has you passing in front of the Fujiwara house fairly early in the morning in your car in order to stock up on fish from Tsukiji. // Try to remember if you saw anything out of the ordinary this morning! Then spit it out.<br />Uomatsu: Wah…Wh…what are you do………!!!<br />SFX: Vahn, Vahn // Vahn, Vahn<br />T/L Note: Tsukiji is a huge fish market in Tokyo.<br /><br />P140<br />Uomatsu: Ru……Running along the rooftops…… // Wa…… // Was the shadow of…a person.<br />SFX: Vahn // Vahn, Vahn<br />----<br />Uomatsu: Al…Also strawberries……<br />Kogarashi: Strawberries?<br />----<br />Uomatsu: On top of the building that the shadow was facing was a mysterious female student. // With small breasts, a green ribbon……<br />Kogarashi: I see, and strawberries! // You’ve done your job fresh fish man, that clue is plenty!<br />----<br />Kogarashi: To even remember the pattern of the panties, what a formidable dirty old man he is. // As way of thanks I will buy your horse mackerel!! // Now it would be best if you just forget everything and sleep peacefully!<br />Background: Yah… // Thanks for your business… // Hop… // Bang<br /><br />P141<br />Fubuki: ………….A uniform with a green ribbon…? // There is a possibility that it is a pupil at the school Ms. Naeka attends?<br />----<br />Kogarashi: On the roof of the apartment building from the fish man’s testimony, I found footprints that match the eye witness accounts. // Judging from the foot prints I would guess they were between 128-132 cm tall and weighed 29 kg.<br />----<br />Kogarashi: They’re a surprisingly small creep.<br />Fubuki: Roger, I shall begin narrowing down the list of suspects.<br />SFX: Clack // Clack, clack<br />----<br />Fubuki: Accessing Shuho Seiha Academy’s data base. // The female students who fulfill such a criteria……there are 21 names!<br />SFX: Clack<br />----<br />Kogarashi: It’s strawberry hunting!!! // After this I’ll head to the school and narrow it down to only 1 person!<br />SFX: Sneer<br /><br />P142<br />SFX: Ding // Dong // Dang<br />---<br />SFX: Ching<br />---<br />SFX: Whooosh // Whoop // Hop<br />---<br />SFX: Whew<br /><br />P143<br />SFX: Stretch<br />----<br />Kogarashi: A bear print. // This one’s wrong too. // Discarding.<br />Fubuki: Shk // Hol……Kogarashi hold on!!<br />----<br />Fubuki: Wh…What in the world are you doing? What are you doing?<br />Kogarashi: Just now I checked the underwear of 13 suspected parties. // But I have yet to find the owner of the strawberry panties.<br />----<br />Fubuki: Na…Naturally, yo…you saw through their clothes and peeped on them to check right?<br />Kogarashi: With Maid Guy Eye I can’t make out things like light tints or fine details in the patterning. // Furthermore, going about peeping would break our secrecy. // There is nothing to worry about, with my hand speed it’s no trouble to take their underwear without their noticing.<br />----<br />Fubuki: What are you doing you imbecile! Return everything you took immediately! Immediately!!!<br />Kogarashi: That’s a waste of time. There are higher priority problems we ought to take care of first.<br />Fubuki: There is a change in priorities…!!!<br /><br />P144<br />Fubuki: Do…Do you understand. Kogarashi, right now you have inflicted a wound on the hearts of innocent girls that may never heal!<br />Kogarashi: Since a while ago you’ve been rather annoy… (?) // Shk…<br />Fubuki: This is an order! Without letting anyone notice, return everyone’s… // …Kogarashi?<br />SFX: Shk…Shk…<br />----<br />SFX: Shk…<br />----<br />Fubuki: The communications are being jammed? // It can’t be! The enemy!?<br />SFX: Shk…<br />----<br />Voice: Ahahahahahaha // Ahhhhhhhh Ha Ha Ha Ha<br />Kogarashi: Hmm?<br />SFX: Shhhhhhhhhhk…Shk…Shk….Shk<br />----<br />SFX: Crash<br /><br />P145<br />Eiko: ……and then you look for the point where x and y intersect.<br />Naeka: ………Could you say that in Japanese for me?<br />Eiko: What language did you hear just now you idiot?<br />----<br />SFX: Boom<br />----<br />Naeka: Ahhhhhhhhh… // Wh…What was that? A gas explosion? // An earth quake? // It’ can’t be! Did Mt. Fuji finally erupt!?<br /><br />P146<br />SFX: Bang // Hiss<br />----<br />Voice: Ahahahahaha, you have no idea where I am speaking from do you. // This is the Maid Ninja Art, Art of the Cicada.<br />----<br />Voice: Let me praise you in escaping from that explosion so quickly. // However, it doesn’t appear that you can find me. // And yet, from here I can attack you as much as I like.<br />----<br />SFX: Bwan // Beeeeeeew…<br /><br />P147<br />Voice: Keep looking around aimlessly as much as you want. // Hey now, be careful you simpleton. // In the blink of an eye my first shot will go in your heart, and my second in your head.<br />SFX: Beeeeeeew… // Bew? // Stomp, stomp, stomp<br />----<br />Voice: You won’t feel any pain. // Or I could cut the tendons in your hands and feet, bit by bit, taking away your ability to move.<br />SFX: Tch // Crash<br />----<br />Voice: And torture you to dea… // Huh?<br />SFX: Bew // Bew // Bew<br />----<br />Voice: Huuh?<br />SFX: Bew<br />----<br />Voice: Huuuuuuuh----------………..??!!<br />Kogarashi: Hah. What’s with you? // Now that I see you, you are a rather suspicious character.<br />SFX: Be // ew<br /><br />P148<br />Ninja: Wh……<br />SFX: Bew<br />----<br />Ninja: What’s with you? What in the world are you doing here… // Wait a second. Didn’t you just say that I was a suspicious character? // That’s my line you monster!!<br />SFX: Bew // Bew // Bew // Bew<br />----<br />Kogarashi: Haha……! Since someone like you has come along, // It seems that somehow the “enemy” was not among the 7 remaining names I was investigating.<br />Ninja: Heh…… // You don’t know about me.<br />----<br />Ninja: In any case, you are going to die right here! // You won’t lay even a finger on my master! // ……By the way. There’s been something on my mind for a while now. What is with your eyes? // Wh……What are you looking at?<br />SFX: Bew // Bew // Bew // Bew // Bew<br /><br />P149<br />SFX: Bew // Bew // Bew<br />----<br />Kogarashi: Kukuku, I found it. // My master’s underwear… // Is there…!<br />----<br />Ninja: Wh……What is the basis for that accusation…… (?) // What was it you saw……<br />Kogarashi: Kukakakaka, No matter how dirty the thing you hide is, I will not overlook your dirty secrets. // Maid Guy Eye has x-ray powers that see through all!<br />SFX: Bew // Bew // Bew<br />----<br />Ninja: X……X-ray?<br />Kogarashi: Unnnnnnnn…nnn, 72……73……I even know how many moles you have on your body.<br />Ninja: Wh // Why you! Are you making fun of me you demon!<br />SFX: Shing<br /><br />P150<br />Ninja: Punish!!<br />----<br />Ninja: ……Wa…… // How did you catch them so easi…<br />----<br />Kogarashi: Don’t you clean windows? // Hand speed is the foundation of being a maid.<br />Ninja: Wah……ah…aaaah<br /><br />P151<br />Ninja: G… // Go that way…<br />----<br />Kogarashi: Nghh // That’s master’s underwear!<br />----<br />Ninja: Recovery takes precedence! // I…I guess I will pardon you for today!<br />----<br />Ninja: Prepare yourself for the gallows the next time we meet!<br />----<br />SFX: Boom<br /><br />P152<br />Fubuki: Shk // …Kogarashi? // Kogarashi?<br />----<br />Fubuki: Can you hear me Kogarashi?<br />Kogarashi: ………Mission complete. // The underwear has been recovered.<br />----<br />Fubuki: …………I see…… // By the way, what happened to the other girls’ panties?<br />Kogarashi: They flew away.<br />----<br />Girl: ……So then, what were your impressions of the battle?<br />Ninja: ………Yes…<br /><br />P153<br />Ninja: ……………………………………Many things happened and // He was a terrifying person!<br />Girl: Hmm.<br />----<br />Girl: Just what I’d except from the no. 1 protege’s servant... // Heh heh<br />----<br />Girl: That huge breasted woman! // For now monitor her.<br />----<br />Kogarashi: ……What do you mean 1 pair is missing?<br />----<br />Kogarashi: Unnnn…….No matter how many times I count, there are only 5 pairs………… // It couldn’t be that I dropped one…?<br />Naeka: What’s the matter?<br />----<br />Fubuki: A thousand pardons Ms. Naeka……It seems we failed in recovering all of your underwear.<br />Kogarashi: Tch…… // This is the worst mistake in my life……<br />Naeka: Wa…… // It…It’s fine if it’s just that 1 pair.<br />Background: I’m home…<br /><br />P154<br />Kosuke: Whew……Oh boy. // That 70,000 was almost not enough. // It’s terrible that the release date for 8 of My Kira Title’s hentai games was on the same day.<br />----<br />SFX: Bew?<br />----<br />Background: Now, which kind of content should I start with… // I suppose, since I feel grateful to sis I should start with a big sister type?<br />SFX: Bew<br />----<br />Background: TOY PLAZA ARAI GAME Mansion // [Receipt] // Big Sister is a Princess! 6,960 Yen // School Swimsuit Bomber 12,100 Yen // Heart-throbbing Maid Academy 9,010 Yen // Little Sister is a School Swimsuit Priestess Maid 7,930 Yen // Moe Girls Detective Company 7,980 Yen // Ms. School Priestess 8,330 Yen // maid! Maid! MAID! 6,200 Yen // Little Sister Maid 8,120 // Sum 69,962 Yen // Funds in Kosuke’s wallet 38 Yen // Total 70,000 Yen<br />----<br />Narration: Naeka Fujiwara, 17 years old… // the day she inherits her fortune is still 152 days away…<br />Naeka: ……Kosuke?<br />Kosuke: ……Big sister, Can’t we talk this over…!!</summary>
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        <title>[English] [Translation] Kamen no Maid Guy 4 by otakujoe</title>
        <updated>2009-07-13T05:39:34+00:00</updated>
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            <email>admin@mangahelpers.com</email>
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        <summary type="html">P95<br />Title: Service Four<br />----<br />Eiko: Finally, the day we settle this has arrived. // Even though you’re my friends, I won’t go easy on you.<br />----<br />Naeka: Th…That’s how I want it.<br />Miwa: Heheh // The two of you are naïve.<br />----<br />Naeka: You think you can beat me?<br />Eiko: ……Here we go!<br />----<br />Everyone: En Garde!<br /><br />P96<br />Miwa: 65 pts. 2nd place!<br />Naeka: 29 pts. Last place!<br />Eiko: 78 pts. 1st place!<br />----<br />Everyone: Naeka Fujiwara! You have been determined to be in last place!!!<br />----<br />Title: Service 4<br /><br />P97<br />Naeka: No way…Again…?? // We’ve been studying together, so why is it only me…??<br />----<br />Eiko: As I thought. That old wives tale about bust size and math scores being inversely proportional must be true……<br />Naeka: That’s ridiculous!?<br />Miwa: Now that you mention it, I’ve heard that as well. // If I remember correctly, it was a German specialist…<br />Naeka: What kind of specialist is that…!!<br /><br />P98<br />Background: To test it, let’s try comparing the difference in our busts with the difference in our test scores. // What’s your size? // Eek?<br />----<br />Kogarashi: The result of her midterms was 29 points. // She only has the finals after this.<br />----<br />Kogarashi: At this rate my master will… // inevitably get a failing grade!<br /><br />P99<br />Kogarashi: You are a persistently troublesome master. But don’t worry! You have me on your side! // In love! Play! And study! // Just leave it to this Maid Guy!!<br />----<br />Kogarashi: Kukukukuku, master… // I will take your test!<br /><br />P100<br />Narration: Naeka Fujiwara, age 17…Grandchild and only remaining direct descendent of the great Zenjuro Fujiwara, leader of the great Fujiwara Financial Group… // Although she is unaware of it, when she turns 18 in half a year’s time she will simultaneously acquire the inheritance rights to the entire financial group. // For this reason, this girl is now being targeted by those who wish to usurp such a fortune!! // Kogarashi &amp; Fubuki are in fact Agent Maids sent by Zenjuro in order to protect his grandchildren from this mysterious enemy!<br />Background: Ei…Eighty eight! Why you…! // Just how much do your breasts have to grow before your satisfied?! // Wah…Ah…Don’t say that so loud! Idiot…!<br />----<br />Shuho Seiha Private Academy, high school girl’s kendo club vice-captain Naeka Fujiwara… // until final’s are over you are banned from club all activities. No exceptions.<br /><br />P101:<br />T/L Note: The tags on the equipment say “ban,” “ban,” and “seal.”<br />----<br />Captain: Confiscate her bamboo and wooden swords and all of her specialized weapons. // Also put away her protector!<br />Naeka: Sh…Show mercy your majesty… // Just give me one more chance…<br />Background: Captain…<br />----<br />Captain: Until finals are over concentrate on studying. // This is for the sake of the club as well.<br />Naeka: No way… // K…Kendo… // How can I not be able to do kendo for more then a month………<br />----<br />Naeka: In that case how am I supposed to burn off my extra calories…<br />Background: Wahhhhh… // Fat…I’ll definitely get fat…<br />----<br />Miwa: You’ve been doing kendo as a diet…!?<br />Background: You complete phony…<br />Eiko: Where is that “way of the sword” you’re always talking about!?<br />Naeka: The way of the sword is the way of the sword! But a maiden’s problems are serious too!!<br />----<br />Miwa: Cut it out you self absorbed girl…!<br />Naeka: Ow…<br /><br />P102<br />Miwa: Do you want to get another failing grade and have the inter-high crushed by supplementary classes, huh vice-captain!? // Now that I mention it, if I recall correctly, during the all qualifier in spring there was a day that you were absent as well!<br />Eiko: And what was the reason for that absence!?<br />Background: We got a substitute to sit on our team’s bench! // How do you put this on?<br />Naeka: Co…Come on, it’s embarrassing… // I was having some trouble with my math.<br />----<br />Miwa: Would you cut that out! What’s embarrassing is that brain of yours! // Honestly, you’re breasts keep swelling, but how about you increase your brain size a little bit too!<br />Background: You cow breasted moron! // That’s sexual harassment!<br />Naeka: Wah…That’s mea…<br />Miwa: I’m seriously gonna sell those breasts off to the boy’s kendo club, you failing grade girl…!!!<br /><br />P103<br />Leader: We, the Shuho Seiha Private Academy boy’s kendo club! // The Naeka Fujiwara “Breast” Fan Club!!<br />----<br />Background: Even if it is one million or ten million we are prepared to pay it… // Please sell her to us…<br />----<br />Naeka: Get out…!!<br />Background: Who is going to be sold…?<br />----<br />Background: A million for those breasts… // Ten million… // Let’s sell her quick… // She’s a failure anyway… // Aren’t you guys my friends…!?<br />Naeka: Don’t you guys look at me with those glittering eyes too… // Wahhhhhh…Give me just one more chance…<br /><br />P104<br />Fubuki: You got less then 30 points and you have to take a makeup exam…is that right? // And you only have one night till then?<br />Naeka: I’ve…got myself into something serious……<br />----<br />Naeka: If I don’t get at least 60 points on tomorrow’s makeup exam, then until the finals are over next month……<br />Background: I anticipate a depressing amount of weight gain.<br />Fubuki: Th…That’s very serious.<br />----<br />Naeka: And if I score under 30 points the chances of me being sold away to the boy’s kendo team doubles!!<br />Fubuki: O…Oh no! I can’t believe they would go so far as to sell a friend!<br />Naeka: No, It seems there is one word that sealed my fate!<br />Background: I’ll remember this you flat chests… // What?!<br />----<br />Naeka: I’m begging you Fubuki! You’re the only one I can rely upon! // Somehow, help me with my math!<br />Background: You seem smart and stuff!<br /><br />P105<br />Naeka: ……Wow! You’ve got some nice volume there.<br />Fubuki: I…I’m sorry. I look slender when I’m wearing clothes…… // Bu...But just with math I’m……<br />Background: Compared to how thin the rest of you is, your breasts are huge.<br />----<br />Naeka: Ahhhhh…! They’ve done it again! These breasts are bad!<br />SFX: Squeeze // Squeeze<br />Fubuki: Ah!? // Ma…Master you’ve gone mad…!<br />Kogarashi: Kukuku…… // Don’t worry master…!<br /><br />P106<br />Kogarashi: Kukuku……You can just let me handle it.<br />Background: What’s with that outfit?<br />----<br />Kogarashi: In Japanese high schools cheating is prohibited… // However! Doping is considered legal!!<br /><br />P107<br />Kogarashi: Tail of newt. // Root of mandragora. // Thread of a black widow. // And a dash of cooking sake. // And then my secret deluxe soup.<br />----<br />Kogarashi: Kukuku, now, it’s best to drink it all in one gulp. // One glass of Maid Guy Deluxe Nutrition Drink before studying! // It will give both your brain and body incredible power!<br />----<br />Naeka: ……brain and… // ……body?<br /><br />P108<br />Naeka: In that case, this wouldn’t happen to be high in calories would it?<br />Kogarashi: Of course it is.<br />----<br />Kogarashi: For a strong body and a strong mind… // One glass has the energy of 30 bottles of milk.<br />Naeka: No way! // I’m not drinking it. I can’t drink it. // I don’t need that kind of medicine!<br />----<br />Kogarashi: What’s that? You……can’t drink it? // Do you understand the situation your in right now?<br />Naeka: It’s cause I’ll get fat! // Especially because I might not be able to do kendo.<br />----<br />Naeka: Like 30 bottles of milk? // Drinking that would be like putting the cart before the horse. // That kind of solution is no good.<br />Background: Ha<br />----<br />Kogarashi: Stop talking nonsense and drink it! Open your mouth you self absorbed master!! // Why you! In that case I’ll have to pour it down one of the other openings in your body!<br />Fubuki: Kogarashi!!<br /><br />P109<br />Fubuki: To you it may be medicine… // but to us it is poison!<br />----<br />Kogarashi: Nnn……In that case it can’t be helped! // I will personally teach you math so you best prepare yourself!<br /><br />P110<br />Naeka: Teach me…you’re going to?<br />Kogarashi: Indeed.<br />Naeka: I don’t mean to pry, but Kogarashi…<br />Kogarashi: Hmm?<br />----<br />Naeka: For you to teach me you would have to be able to do math as well right? // This isn’t like a father teaching his grade school daughter arithmetic.<br />Background: It’s stuff like this.<br />----<br />Naeka: If someone could teach stuff they didn’t know, it would be anarchy and would cause lots of problems.<br />Fubuki: Ms. Naeka…<br />----<br />Fubuki: In truth, he holds a teaching position at MIT.<br />Naeka: MIT? // Iwate Menkoi Television?<br />T/L Note: Iwate Menkoi Television is a Japanese television station.<br />----<br />Background: The Massachusetts Institute of Technology, also known as MIT. It is a comprehensive science and technology university established by its main school, Cambridge, in the state of Massachusetts. // From Friedman to Professor Susumu Tonegawa, during its 150 year history it has produced 58 Nobel Prize winners. // MIT is a gathering place for those ambitious people in the science and technology fields. So certainly, they are the foremost authority on mathematics.<br /><br />P111<br />Fubuki: In fact, the difference between his and our mathematic abilities, is less like a father and a grade school student… // and more like a college professor and a 3 year old child!<br />----<br />Fubuki: …It // It may be unfortunate but…<br />Background: Correct?<br />Kogarashi: Now then. // Which one of you idiots am I teaching? // The idiot who I am not is interrupting class and should leave immediately.<br />----<br />Background: Please get out<br />----<br />Kogarashi: So you’re the remaining idiot. // You can at least multiply right!?<br />Naeka: … I get it now Fubuki. // Since I was born I have never tasted such humiliation…<br />Background: God damn<br /><br />P112<br />Kogarashi: Now let’s begin studying. // First we’ll review the test.<br />----<br />Kogarashi: Stop laughing. // What is with your answers?<br />----<br />Naeka: Owwwww…<br />Kogarashi: First off, there are too many small mistakes. // All of your answers are filled with arithmetic level errors. // Even though your in your 2nd year of high school you still write 1+1=3. You’re an embarrassment master!<br />----<br />Naeka: ……well isn’t that true sometimes?<br />Kogarashi: Hmm?<br />----<br />Naeka: For instance, many times in his life, the civil war commander Muneshige Tachibana defeated a large army with a small force. // That is the result of superior tactics. // The strength of the soldiers was the same. But, when they fought as an army, victory and defeat was not decided simply by numbers.<br /><br />P113<br />Kogarashi: So how are this Tachibana person and your wrong answers related?<br />Naeka: Therefore…<br />Background: You really don’t get it…<br />----<br />Naeka: Depending on how they fight, 1+1 could become 3 or 5 or 10. // That is a historical truth.<br />Background: Therefore it’s not necessarily wrong.<br />----<br />Naeka: Ow! // You hit me again!<br />----<br />Naeka: Wah! // Wh…When I get my sword back…<br />----<br />Naeka: Th…That’s cruel, hitting me like that…<br />Background: Even my dad never hit me…<br />Kograshi: You should give up on science and mathematics. // You can’t understand it, so you will just have to memorize. // Gather up all of the questions and answers that your teacher gave as examples and memorize them!<br /><br />P114<br />Naeka: I think that’s a good idea, but I can’t do it.<br />Kogarashi: All you have to do is memorize what you wrote in your note book. // What’s impossible about that?<br />----<br />Background: Well I never wrote in my math note book… // Ah, a clean hit…<br />----<br />Naeka: St…Stop hitting your master…! // Is that really something a maid should do…!?<br />Background: Cut that out already…<br />----<br />Kosuke: I brought it, but what are you going to do with a printer? // There is no place to hook it up in sis’s room.<br />Background: Printer?<br />Kogarashi: Honestly, how far am I going to have to meddle in your affairs master?<br />----<br />SFX: Wheeeeeeeen<br /><br />P115<br />Kogarashi: Ha!<br />SFX: Beeeeeeee<br />----<br />SFX: Errrrrrrrrrrn // Shaka, shaka, shaka, shaka, shaka, shaka, shaka<br />----<br />SFX: Shakan!<br />----<br />Kogarashi: This Maid Guy overlooks nothing. // All of your class’s materials are stored in my memories!!<br /><br />P116<br />Naeka: Th…This is a picture of what the teacher wrote on the blackboard!? // Wow, that’s really convenient!<br />Kogarashi: Kukuku, with Maid Guy Copy, you’re pictures are bright, vivid, and distinct.<br />Kosuke: Am…Amazing!<br />----<br />Kosuke: I don’t believe it! // What about the OS? And the drivers? // How in the world did you do that…!?<br />----<br />Kogarashi: Hmm, don’t speak of your methods neophyte! // What do you know about this!?<br />----<br />Kogarashi: The basis of speech for both the brain and machines is electricity. // If you express yourself sincerely, he is a man that would understand!<br />Kosuke: …Ma…Man!? // My printer is a man!?<br />Background: And I gave it a girl’s name!<br />----<br />Kosuke: By the way, that skill just now, can I do it too?<br />Background: There is all sorts of pictures in my brain that I want to print out.<br />Kogarashi: Kukuku, I wonder if you can!?<br /><br />P117<br />Naeka: Anyway, with these complete notes… // I’ll be able to memorize it to my hearts content! // ……All right!<br />----<br />Kogarashi: Why you, you damnable master. // Was your serious determination all for nothing!?<br />Kosuke: ……Th…That’s her body’s reaction when faced with math. // Her eyes block out the math before it can enter her head! // It’s an involuntary reaction! Sis can’t do anything to stop it!<br />----<br />Kogarashi: Why you! How far will you go not to learn master! (?) // Surely you can at least memorize!<br />Kosuke: ……Wait a sec! // There might still be a way.<br />----<br />Kosuke: If we can connect a brain and a machine… // Then…!<br /><br />P118<br />Fubuki: …Sunrise…… // What an uneasy color the sky is today……<br />----<br />Fubuki: ……Ms. Naeka must be tired from studying all night. // I should bring her some coffee……<br />----<br />Naeka: Yiahhhhhhhhhhh…!<br />SFX: Beebeebeebeebee<br />----<br />SFX: Sheeeeeeeeeeen // Beeeeeeeee<br /><br />P119<br />Fubuki: Wh…What in the world is this!?<br />Kosuke: ……It…It’s no good Kogarashi, stop! // Some kind of juice is coming out the other ear!!<br />Kogarashi: Hmm! Her capacity is much too small!!<br />----<br />Fubuki: What is it that you are doing…<br />Background: Imbeciles…<br />----<br />Fubuki: Hold on Ms. Naeka! // Stay with us…<br />----<br />Naeka: It’s all over…<br />Fubuki: If…If it’s come to this, then I shall give it a try……<br /><br />P120<br />Fubuki: Ms. Naeka, exhale more… // I need to tighten it more……<br />Naeka: Nnnn….. // Ouch……<br />----<br />Fubuki: With this, your breasts will only look smaller, but your math scores might……<br />----<br />Fubuki: Wh…What is that face for…… // This is just an extension of time-tested methods handed down from ancient Aztec lithographs…… // It…’s fine! Even if it’s illogical, God exists because people believe in him, so even if it is an old wives tale, as long as we believe…!<br />----<br />Kogarashi: ……fine then. // In that case, I shall lend you my strength as well.<br /><br />P121<br />Naeka: ……Wi… // Wish me luck.<br />Background: I’m going.<br />----<br />Fubuki: We’ve done all we can. // Now we just have to put our faith in God and the master……<br />Kosuke: ……S…Sis…<br />Kogarashi: ……Hmph!<br />----<br />Kogarshi: It is a maid’s job to go beyond perfection. // This is still insufficient! // There must still be things that we can do for the master!<br /><br />P122<br />Naeka: ……The…The school is…<br />Kogarashi: Kukuku……With this there shall be no test.<br />----<br />Naeka: ……Th…That “Kukuku” laugh, it can’t be…!?<br />Kogarashi: Ku ku ku, indeed, it is I, the Maid Guy.<br />Naeka: Kogarashi!?<br />SFX: Rip<br />----<br />Naeka: It…It can’t be…the explosion at school…it can’t be!?<br />Kogarashi: I am the Maid Guy who will accomplish his goal by any means necessary. // By the way master, what is that sound?<br />SFX: Rip // Rip, rip, rip<br />----<br />Naeka: ……So…Sound? // ……wha…<br />SFX: Rip, rip, rip, rip, rip // Rip, rip, rip, rip<br />----<br />SFX: Bwoosh! // Bwosh!!<br /><br />P123<br />Kogarashi: ……It would appear that the cotton was not strong enough.<br />Naeka: …Hee?! // Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…<br />Kogarashi: In any case, it doesn’t seem that you can take the test anyway.<br />----<br />Kogarashi: My goodness, no matter what troubles you appear to be burdened with your breasts always find a way to grow. // Maybe you will learn from this, and from now on start sending some more nutrition to your brain instead.<br />Naeka: I’m not trying to make them bigger you idiot…<br />SFX: Smack<br />Kogarashi: Ughh…<br /><br />P124<br />Background: Wahhhhhhh…You idiot…<br />----<br />Kogarashi: ……Hmph. // This time I’ll look for stronger cotton……<br />----<br />Sign: Because of the explosion, school shall be suspended for 2 days. President<br />----<br />Narration: ……3 days later, at the makeup test.<br />Eiko: Wahhh… I can’t believe Naeka got 61 points!?<br />Miwa: How did this happen!?<br />Naeka: Heh heh heh // The strength of steel is something else.<br />SFX: Clang…<br />Narration: Naeka Fujiwara, 17 years old… // the day she inherits her fortune is still 159 days away…</summary>
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		<entry>
		<id>https://mangahelpers.com/t/otakujoe/releases/13872</id>
        <title>[English] [Translation] Kamen no Maid Guy 3 by otakujoe</title>
        <updated>2009-07-07T19:47:30+00:00</updated>
        <author>
            <name>otakujoe</name>
            <email>admin@mangahelpers.com</email>
        </author>
        <link rel="alternate" href="https://mangahelpers.com/t/otakujoe/releases/13872" />
        <summary type="html">P65<br />T/L Note: The sign says “Fuu Rin Ka Zan” or “Wind, Forest, Fire, Mountain”<br />----<br />Title: Service Three<br />Eiko: The three-round match is now or never! // As you promised, when the girl’s team wins…<br />----<br />Leader: Fine, we will acknowledge that the Shinken Dojo be used solely by the girl’s team. // However, should our boy’s team win…<br />Naeka: Should you?<br />T/L Note: Shinken means “True Sword” and is a type of kendo<br /><br />P66<br />Leader: Naeka Fujiwara! Your breasts! // You will let us fondle them to our hearts content!<br />----<br />Title: Service Three<br /><br />P67<br />Kendo Guy 1: Of course immediately…<br />Kendo Guy 2: I hope she has her kendo uniform half off…<br />Naeka: …Club president. // Permission to use a real sword!?<br />President: Permission granted! // Dice them like raw fish!!<br /><br />P68<br />Leader: Ho…Hold on! Time out!! // Wait a minute Fujiwara!<br /><br />P69<br />Leader: Sorry, it was a joke! I was just joking…!!!<br />Background: Please wait!<br />Naeka: There is no point in arguing.<br />----<br />Naeka: This is divine retribution!!<br />----<br />Kogarashi: …Today as well, more then anything else, master is needlessly energetic. // ……Hmm?<br />----<br />SFX: Beebee // Bweeeeeeeee<br /><br />P70<br />SFX: Beebee<br />Kogarashi: Stare! // I perceive a stare with my Maid Guy Sensor!<br />----<br />Kogarashi: Someone besides me is pouring hot stares all over master! // It’s like they are trying to stick to her!! // Why you! Who are you!!?<br />----<br />Background: Shuho Seiha Private Academy, high school 2nd year, class C, Naeka Fujiwara. // As the grandchild of the great Zenjuro Fujiwara, the leader of one of  Japan’s prominent financial groups, she posses the inheritance rights for the entire financial group! // Because of this, a mysterious group that is planning to interfere with the inheritance and steal the fortune is targeting this girl!! // The life of this perilous master is already in a precarious situation!!<br />T/L Note: I made a mistake last chapter, instead of “Zenjuro Ofujiwara,” it should have read, “the great Zenjuro Fujiwara.”<br />----<br />Kogarashi: However, as long as this Maid Guy exists……!!! // Kukuku……<br /><br />P71<br />Eiko: As expected, don’t you think you went a little overboard today? // You used the back of your sword, but you scared them to death.<br />Naeka: They are a disgrace to swordsmen. It would be fine if they died!<br />----<br />Naeka: Why are all the men who come around me such filthy idiots? // They should follow the example of Kenshin Uesugi and pray for victory while cutting out women from their life.<br />Eiko: Is it really alright for their to be male students who follow such an example?<br />Miwa: You say that, but you know Naeka…<br />T/L Note: The kanji in the background says “Bishamonten” who is god of warfare and protector of Buddhism.<br /><br />P72<br />Miwa: You’re basically a man-hater. // Aren’t you interested in love?<br />----<br />Naeka: ……T // To someone aspiring to the path of the sword, love is a roadside flower after all……<br />Miwa: What is that about?<br />----<br />Miwa: ………Naeka?<br />Naeka: Eh…… // No…… // Ah………….<br /><br />P73<br />Naeka: Everyone look! What’s that!?<br />President: What?<br />Miwa: Huh!?<br />----<br />President: ……Dog?<br />Miwa: …Is there something wrong with that dog!?<br />Naeka: Ah…… // No.<br />----<br />Miwa: Is that a rare breed?<br />Background: Isn’t it a mutt?<br />Naeka: ……I // I guess it isn’t…<br />Eiko: I want you to tell me all about it later.<br /><br />P74<br />Naeka: ………A love later. // There is no mistaking it. This is a love later.<br />----<br />Naeka: …God hasn’t abandoned me yet……! // I didn’t think such a wonderful thing would happen to me twice…… // Thank goodness……<br /><br />P75<br />Kogarashi: Master, about that letter…<br />----<br />Kogarashi: Master?<br />----<br />Naeka: How………. // How do you do Ms. Naeka Fujiwara……<br />Kogarashi: At least turn on the light you lazy bum. // I want to talk to you about the person who sent that letter.<br /><br />P76<br />Fubuki: …What on earth happened here?<br />Kogarashi: …What a fearsome brain…… // She let out a scream and began to run, but then she ran into the wall and self-destructed.<br />----<br />Kogarashi: ….It’s not a problem?<br />T/L Note: The book Kogarashi is reading is named “Understand! Youth Dementia”<br />----<br />Fubuki: Yes. // This is not unusual for girls Ms. Naeka’s age.<br />Kogarashi: So then her brain is fine?<br />Fubuki: Of course!<br />----<br />Fubuki: For these matters, wait quietly until she decides to ask...<br />Kogarashi: Hmm?<br /><br />P77<br />Fubuki: Even if some gentleman were to interfere it wouldn’t be a problem……<br />Eiko: C’mon! Tell me about it!<br />----<br />Kogarashi: A phone call……from a friend. // “Love letter”? // “Tomorrow after school,” “behind the gym”?<br />Fubuki: Listen to people when they are talking to you!!<br />----<br />Fubuki: According to the intelligence from Mr. Fujiwara the danger level around Ms. Naeka is currently Green……that’s “safe.” // I don’t recognize any enemy participation in this incident. // Our duty is to ensure Ms. Naeka’s safety without her knowing. // We are to serve her in her everyday life without causing any unnecessary disturbances.<br />----<br />Fubuki: Therefore, you are strictly ordered to not interfere in master’s school life. // Is this understood?<br /><br />P78<br />Kogarashi: Tomorrow after school behind the gym……………. // Ku ku ku…fine then!!<br />SFX: Crk<br />Fubuki: Is this understood!!?<br />----<br />Naeka: Upperclassman… // Upperclassman Todoroki…<br />Todoroki: ……huh?…let’s see, you are 1st year’s…<br />----<br />Naeka: I’m Fujiwara… // I’m Naeka Fujiwara from first year middle class.<br />----<br />Todoroki: Ah, sorry. // I’m not good at remembering names.<br />Naeka: That’s mean Todoroki!<br />----<br />Naeka: ……Then perhaps you don’t remember what you said the other day………do you?<br />----<br />Todoroki: ………The other day?<br /><br />P79<br />Naeka: This…… // Lu…Lunch box! I made it!!<br />----<br />Todoroki: ……Fujiwara, how about lunch?<br />Naeka: …………huh?<br />Todoroki: If you haven’t eaten yet……would you like to eat together?<br />Naeka: Ye……Yes…<br />----<br />Naeka: ……I haven’t cooked much before…… // ……So please tell me if it doesn’t taste good.<br />----<br />Todoroki: Hahaha, nothing tastes as bad as the stuff my mother makes……<br />Naeka: ……Yes?<br />----<br />Naeaka: ……Todoroki? // Todoroki!?<br /><br />P80<br />Naeka: Wahhhhhhh! I’m sorry! I’m sorry Todoroki! // Noooooooo! Don’t call me a poisoning woman!<br />----<br />Naeka: ………a dream?<br />----<br />Kosuke: Good Morni…<br />----<br />Fubuki: Oh, good morning Mr. Kosuke.<br />Kosuke: Yeah, good morning Fubu…<br /><br />P81<br />Kosuke: …….sis? // Just what are you doing over there………!?<br />Naeka: Cooking.<br />----<br />Kosuke: Cooking……? // S……Sis is?<br />----<br />Naeka: Eat.<br />Kosuke: Me!?<br />----<br />Kosuke: Fur…Furthermore, aren’t these fried shrimp…… // If I remember correctly, sis once gave fried shrimp to someone……<br />----<br />Fubuki: I don’t quite understand what you are saying Mr. Kosuke. // Eating a girl’s homemade cooking and not leaving anything behind is the duty of a man!<br />----<br />Fubuki: Now.<br />Kosuke: Yihhhh…<br /><br />P82<br />Kosuke: The food is…<br />----<br />Kosuke: Okay! Today it is actually food sis! (?) // It is something that people can eat and still be okay!<br />Background: All right!<br />----<br />Kosuke: Furthermore, you could actually tell that today’s meal was fried shrimp from the taste. // This might be the greatest achievement of mankind since flying in the sky!!<br />Background: Amazing!<br />Fubuki: That’s great Mr. Kosuke…… // By the way, what do you mean by that…??<br />Naeka: It has been 4 years since then……but It’s not like I’ve done nothing!! // It’s fine!! // The me of today has surmounted that painful past!!!<br />----<br />Background: It’s fine!<br /><br />P83<br />Guy: Thank you for coming. // I have been admiring you all this time.<br />----<br />Guy: I love you. // Will you go out with me?<br />----<br />Naeka: ………I…I made a lunch box……<br />Guy: Question 2, Fujiwara.<br />Naeka: Question 2?<br />----<br />Naeka: Huh? // Question 2?<br />----<br />Teacher: Fujiwara!<br /><br />P84<br />Naeka: ……Owwwwwwwww…<br />Teacher: Page 192, question 2. // What is this about lunch boxes!? // Lunch is after this class you moron!!!<br />----<br />Naeka: ……Oh no, even if you say that teacher… (?) // Ahaha // I…I’m really in trouble……<br />Teacher: Fujiwara! Question 2!<br />----<br />Rise! // Bow!<br />----<br />Eiko: ......huh? // You’ve become unable to stop being romantic……?<br />Naeka: Welllllllllll…<br /><br />P85<br />Naeka: Ohhhhhhhh Geeeeeeeeez, Whatever you say I lose focus and then the inside of my head becomes all rose colored…… // Ahhhhhh…<br />Eiko: This is the first time I’ve ever seen someone get this happy from 1 love letter. // You’re really amazing.<br />----<br />Naeka: I’m feeling a great explosion of emotions that I sealed away since that incident in middle school… // Ahh, This is love……<br />Eiko: Isn’t it a little early for it to be love? // You still don’t even know what kind of person will show up.<br />----<br />Naeka: That’s right!<br />Background: Wait!<br />Eiko: Don’t tell me you didn’t even think about it!?<br />----<br />Naeka: What do I do!? What do I do if someone who is completely not my type shows up!? // What if he is chubby like a sumo wrestler or something……!!?<br />Eiko: You know, stupidity has its limits!!<br /><br />P86<br />Naeka: Ah! What should I do! I had my hands full with my own stuff, so I didn’t think about it at all…<br />Eiko: Even so…<br />Naeka: He even only wrote his intials instead of his name…!?<br />----<br />Eiko: In that case don’t go.<br />Naeka: I can’t do that!<br />Eiko: Ah! Cut it out already! You selfish absorbed girl!<br />----<br />Kogarashi: Kukuku……Don’t worry master. // I’m here with you<br />----<br />Kograshi: You are unskilled in the path of love……I understand that you have become nervous because of it! // However, as long as I am here…! // Today a well I shall work for your happiness! That’s because I am a Maid Guy!<br /><br />P87<br />Naeka: Pl…Please come with meeeee…<br />Eiko: Good luck. // Do your best by yourself.<br />Naeka: You’re heartless…<br />----<br />Naeka: No! Hold on a second! // Aren’t I going so I can be happier!? // What’s with this gloomy mood!?<br />----<br />Naeka: That’s right! // The person waiting for me might be a fantastic person! //  And if that’s not the case all I have to do is dash away from them!!<br /><br />P88<br />Naeka: I don’t really care about the body type… // Even if he were a sumo wrestler with a big belly, what’s important is what’s inside! Inside!<br />----<br />Naeka: Of course I won’t say no to a slim, tall guy. // Also, if he was a person that gave off an air of quiet intelligence.<br />----<br />Naeka: But also bold at times.<br />Guy: Let’s go to the beach together.<br />Naeka: I…I made a lunch box…<br />----<br />Background: Ah…………<br />----<br />Background: And…and then! The two of us together!! On the beach at night…!!! // Wah………<br />----<br />Voice: Upperclassman Fujiwara!<br />Naeka: Wah!?<br /><br />P89<br />Naeka: Before I knew it I had reached the back of the gym. // As far as I can see, this girl is the only one here…?<br />----<br />Naeka: ……who are you?<br />Girl: I can’t believe it, you really came… // I can’t believe it…<br />Background: It can’t be…?<br />----<br />Girl: The letter I worked so hard on was a success.<br />Background: You’re the culprit…!!!<br />----<br />Girl: Since the kendo tournament I have been watching everything you do and I……I…… // Everything about you I…<br />Naeka: Dash!!<br />----<br />Kogarashi: Hey now master. // Where are you going?<br /><br />P91<br />Naeka: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh?!<br />----<br />Kogarashi: You can now take into your hands that which you have been obsessing over. // That is happiness!<br />----<br />Naeka: Kah…Here is…… // ……The P.E. equipment room in the basement?<br />----<br />Kogarashi: If the cowardly master tries to run away from the path she is walking… // Then I shall quietly cut off her escape route. This is sympathy from a Maid Guy.<br /><br />P92<br />Naeka: K…Kogara…shi? // What are you doing at school…… // …that’s not important…….don’t tell me that trap was…!?<br />Kogarashi: Kukuku, indeed. // I prepared it myself last night.<br />----<br />Kogarashi: I also prepared the stage for when your escape route was cut off. // With this, not matter how cowardly you are, you have no choice but to move forward!<br />Background: What?<br />Naeka: ……stage!?<br />----<br />Girl: Upperclassman! Upperclassman! // There is some kind of really extravagant bed prepared over there.<br />Naeka: Hold on a second!!!<br /><br />P93<br />Naeka: What are you thinking of! What do you plan on happening here you idiot!!!<br />Background: Idiot…<br />Girl: Isn’t it obvious upperclassman!? // Don’t worry, leave everything to me!!<br />SFX: Tch<br />----<br />Naeka: Leave what to you!? // Huh!!? // Wah<br />----<br />Kogarashi: Heh…… // Be happy master…<br />----<br />Kosuke: Ah, welcome back sis……<br /><br />P94<br />Naeka: Where is he?<br />----<br />Kosuke: S…Sis!? What in the world…<br />Naeka: Where is he!?<br />----<br />Naeka: Kill!!!<br />Background: Gahhhhh! What is the reason for this master?!<br />Narration: Naeka Fujiwara, 17 years old… // the day that she inherits her grandfather’s fortune and is relived of Kogarashi’s service is still 166 days away…</summary>
	</entry>
		<entry>
		<id>https://mangahelpers.com/t/otakujoe/releases/13795</id>
        <title>[English] [Translation] Kamen no Maid Guy 2 by otakujoe</title>
        <updated>2009-07-04T06:26:19+00:00</updated>
        <author>
            <name>otakujoe</name>
            <email>admin@mangahelpers.com</email>
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        <summary type="html">Kamen no Maid Guy Chapter 2:<br /><br />P37<br />Title: Service Two<br />----<br />SFX: Ring<br />----<br />SFX: Rin // Ring // Ring<br />----<br />SFX: Ahhh<br />----<br />SFX: Nnnnn // Hahhh<br /><br />P38<br />Title: Service Two<br /><br />P39<br />Kogarashi: Even with all this there is no sign of her waking up. // What an admirable master she is.<br />----<br />Kogarashi: Fine then!<br /><br />P40<br />SFX: Nn // Squish<br />----<br />SFX: Glug<br />----<br />SFX: Glug, glug<br />----<br />SFX: Glug<br />----<br />Kogarashi: Witness the true power of a Maid Guy!<br />SFX: Open! // Plip, plip, plip // Glug // Glug // Splish<br /><br />P41<br />Naeka: …….Yiahhhhhhhhhh<br />Kosuke: Ah?!<br />----<br />Kosuke: It’s already morning. // Such beautiful weather.<br />Background: Uwahahahaha // Have you realized it yet master…<br />----<br />Kosuke: Oh, good morning sis.<br /><br />P42<br />Naeka: Ahhhhhhhhhh! Honestly! // What does that Sexually Harassing Maid think he is doing first thing in the morning!?<br />Kogarashi: Hmm!?<br /><br />P43<br />Kogarashi: You called master?<br />----<br />Naeka: Ho…Hold on! What are you doing over there? // Don’t come in here while I’m using the shower!!?<br />Kogarashi: What I am doing is bringing you your uniform and underwear to change into. // The reason being that all that you have is the wet pajamas you hastily discarded.<br />Naeka: D…Don’t put your face against the glass!!!<br />----<br />Kogarashi: Don’t tell me you were planning to walk around the house looking for clothes in the nude? // Kuhahahaha! I never imagined you to be such a shameless master!<br />Background: Whatever, just get out!!!!<br /><br />P44<br />Naeka: Honestly, what was grandfather thinking? // Sending such a dangerous person to a house where a shy, still blossoming high school girl lives…<br />----<br />Naeka: Though we certainly have been having trouble with the basic necessities, and I am grateful in that regard…<br />Background: But still…<br /><br />P45<br />Kogarashi: This morning’s menu is omelets, bacon, and orange juice! // Breakfast is the foundation of good health! It would be best if you chow down before the food gets cold!<br />Background: Thanks for the fo…<br />Naeka: See you later.<br />----<br />Naeka: ………Oh, from now on I won’t be needing breakfast anymore. // See ya.<br /><br />P46<br />Fubuki: I believe it would be best if you ate breakfast Ms. Naeka.<br />Kogarashi: That’s right master.<br />----<br />Kogarashi: Don’t let the fact that your weight has gone up by 1.8 kilograms in the past three days bother you!!<br />----<br />Naeka: ……How did you know that……? // Where did you get such a specific number as 1.8 kilo……??<br />Kogarashi: Hm Hmm!<br />----<br />Kogarashi: I can see everything about you master!! // With my Maid Guy’s insight, even though you are wearing your uniform, it is the same as if you were naked to me! Uhahahahaha!!!<br />Naeka: In…Insight!?<br /><br />P47<br />Naeka: Nude, you say….. // Wha? // St… // Hol… // It..It can’t be?<br />SFX: Bewwwwwww // Beebeebeebeebeebeebeebeebee<br />----<br />Kogarashi: Kukuku……I can see it master! Hahan……Hoho!! // I can confirm the increase in the percentage of volume in your breasts and butt, your rapid growth into adult hood is truly splendid.<br />SFX: Beeeeeeeeee<br />Naeka: Ahhhhhhhhh, Nooooooooooo!!!<br />----<br />Kogarashi: But do not worry. I have already prepared underwear in the appropriate size… // Hey master!?<br />Kosuke: Ah! Wait sis!<br /><br />P48<br />Kogarashi: Oh boy. // Right from the start of the morning she is a noisy master.<br />Fubuki: Kogarashi…<br />----<br />Fubuki: we need to talk!<br />----<br />Kosuke: …hey, sis, are you okay?<br />Naeka: Ahaha…… // If I look okay to you Kosuke // then you should go see an eye doctor.<br />----<br />Naeka: It’s true that my clothes always look good, and the beds are so comfortable that I accidently oversleep, and the food is so good that I gained 1.8 kilograms…<br /><br />P49<br />Naeka: But! That and this are different!! // Are you saying that it is really alright to exchange a girl’s……a 17 year old’s innocence for the basic necessities!?<br />Kosuke: Sis?<br />Naeka: Are you saying it is really alright!?<br />----<br />Naeka: Or are you saying that I have to be trampled on and dirtied in order to stand up strong and become like a dandelion in full bloom? // Is that it god?<br />Kosuke: Sis!? Pull yourself together sis!!<br />----<br />Naeka: It is all that sexually harassing maid’s fault. Recently my maiden’s pride is been shattered!<br />Kosuke: ……Hey sis…<br />Background: Wahhhhh, I can never become a bride…<br />Grandpa: In that case grandfather will have some direct talks with that punk…<br />----<br />Grandpa: Is there anything I can do, my lovely grandchild.<br /><br />P50<br />Grandpa: Good morning. // It is certainly a refreshing morning, my lovely grandchildren.<br />Naeka &amp; Kosuke: Gr…Grandfather!?<br />----<br />Kosuke: Grandfather what are you doing here…?<br />Gradnfather: What? // I happened to be nearby so I came to see you two.<br />----<br />Grandfather: By the way, why is Naeka making such a fuss in a place like this?<br />Kosuke: Well // to sum up I would say.<br />----<br />Kosuke: Sis had the most important thing to a girl taken by Kogarashi, which has caused her to become dirtied…….<br />Grandpa: What!?<br />Naeka: Hol…Wai…Wh…Why are you saying it in a way that will cause misunderstandings you idiot!<br />----<br />Naeka:………No, grandfather? // That just now wasn’t quite correct……<br /><br />P51<br />Fubuki: Oh sir.<br />Grandpa: Kogarashi!! // Is Kogarashi here!?<br />T/L Note: The kanji in giant grandpa’s eye means “kill”<br />----<br />Grandpa: Wh…….What are you doing in a blood-stained heap over there!?<br />Naeka: …..Just what is going on…?<br />Fubuki: He did not understand even after I spoke to him, so I beat him until he understood.<br />T/L Note: The kanji in giant granpa’s mouth says “dead body”<br /><br />P52<br />Kosuke: Well then. // Let the first “What to do with Kogarashi” emergency family meeting begin.<br />----<br />Kogarashi: Heh // I was nearly beaten to death just now.<br />----<br />Kogarashi: …so? What is this gathering all about? // I think it is a little early to be having lunch.<br />Naeka: We have gathered here in order to convict you! // The defendant shall remove his foot from the table!<br />Kogarashi: Kukuku……I am going to be convicted?<br /><br />P53<br />Kogarashi: What is this about? Explain it to me, master’s little brother.<br />Kosuke: I…It seems that there is a problem with the fact that you don’t treat my sister like a woman.<br />----<br />Kogarashi: Hohou // So I don’t treat the master like a woman……….huh?<br />----<br />Kogarashi: What is this? I perfectly prepared her uniform and underwear and anything else a female student would need…… // ……hold on? I get it now! That’s what you meant, master!<br />----<br />Kogarashi: In other words you are requesting sexier underwear……! That is what you meant, master!!<br />----<br />Kogarashi: Why master! A student wanting to wear such string like panties… // Is out of the question! As long as this Maid Guy is alive, such disruption of public morals can not be allo…Gahhhh!<br />Naeka: Nobody here wants things like that you moron!<br /><br />P54<br />Naeka: It's when you say things like that that there's a problem you troublesome demon! // I'm only tolerating you because you're a maid that Grandfather is forcing on me!! If you weren't I would kick you out!<br />----<br />Naeka: Got it……?<br />Kosuke: Sis, sis.<br />Naeka: What!?<br />----<br />Grandpa: …forcing on you……? // So then, to my grand-children, is my kindness nothing more then a bother…?<br />----<br />Background: My thoughtless assigning of a maid to my adorable grandchildren was a bother…! // The maid that I so painstakingly sought out for my lovely grandchildren isn't necessary...!? // It'd be better to let this place return to that kind of dump than to be under my care......!!!<br />Naeka: Ah! I caused damage in the wrong place!?<br /><br />P55<br />Kosuke: Look what you did sis, you made grandpa cry.<br />Naeka: I’m the one who wants to cry you idiot!<br />----<br />Kogarashi: Oh boy, she is such a troublesome master.<br />Naeka: Ah, how? How did I all of a sudden become the bad guy??<br />----<br />Naeka: Alright, I was mistaken.<br />----<br />Naeka: How matter what problems they may pose // this is just a result of Grandfather thinking about what’s best for us.<br />----<br />Naeka: I forgot that and just thought about my own convenience…<br />Kosuke: Are you okay sis?<br />Naeka: I’m fine Kosuke.<br />----<br />Naeka: According to history the civil war commander Shikanosuke Yamanaka made a request of the crescent moon. // Bestow me with hardship!<br />Kosuke: Huh?<br /><br />P56<br />Naeka: To put it modernly, “Experience hardships during your youth no matter what!”// I though, as a high school girl who lives by the way of the sword shall imitate Shikanosuke and shall live a life of hardship! // Whether it's that weird maid or anything else, I shall undergo the trial!<br />Kosuke: ….wasn’t that Yamanaka you are talking about the military commander who’s fate led him to an untimely death.<br />T/L Note: The kanji in the background says “Kendo Girl”, kendo being Japanese fencing<br />----<br />Naeka: You shouldn’t make fun of people’s determination Kosuke!<br />Kosuke: …well, if you don’t mind sis then I guess it is okay.<br />----<br />Fubuki: ……It would appear that somehow Kogarashi has been accepted.<br />T/L Note: The kanji in the background says “Anxiety…”<br />----<br />Fubuki: Though it may cause some problems // In order to ensure the safety of Ms. Naeka, Kogarashi’s power is absolutely essential.<br /><br />P57<br />Background: Naeka Fujiwara, age 17…Grandchild and only remaining direct descendent of Zenjuro Ofujiwara, leader of the Ofujiwara Financial Group… // Although she is unaware of it, when she turns 18 in half a year’s time she will simultaneously acquire the inheritance rights to the entire financial group. // For this reason, this girl is now being targeted by those who wish to usurp such a fortune!! // Kogarashi &amp; Fubuki are in fact Agent Maids sent by Zenjuro in order to protect his grandchildren from this mysterious enemy!<br />----<br />Fubuki: However, it is not good for the stability of Ms. Naeka’s heart. // If I were to graph that girl’s strees, it would be something like this.<br />Grandpa: ………I understand!<br />----<br />Grandpa: But even if it is just fighting poison with poison, the one best suited to protecting Naeka is Kogarashi! // Because we are faced with an enemy that we have no idea when or where they will strike, we have no other choice but to rely on his superhuman strength………!<br />----<br />Grandpa: I am entrusting command of this operation to you Fubuki! // As a Maid Guy Tamer, use your power to keep Kogarashi’s rampaging in check! // You can choose how!!<br /><br />P58<br />Fubuki: I shall follow your orders discreetly.<br />----<br />Kogarashi: Tonight’s side dish will be // Flaming Chinese Qingjiao Rousi.<br />Background: Chinese?<br />T/L Note: Qingjiao Rousi is a Chinese stir-fry containing green peppers and meat.<br />-----<br />Kogarashi: Where are you going master?<br />-----<br />Naeka: ……Fa…Fatty foods are…… // I am okay for today so……<br />SFX: Bewwwwwww<br />----<br />SFX: Beebeebeebeebee<br /><br />P59<br />SFX: Bewwwwwww<br />-----<br />Kogarashi: Judging from your measurements, body fat percentage, and physique, I would have to say that you have splendid figure, furthermore, you are still in a growing period.<br />-----<br />Kogarashi: Limiting your food will do no good. No matter what you do, your weight will increase.<br />-----<br />Kogarashi: Kukukukuku, It is a meaningless effort master.<br />Background: The reason being that you eat.<br />T/L Note: The kanji in the background says “kill”<br />-----<br />Fubuki: Ms. Naeka.<br /><br />P60<br />Naeka: Don’t stop me Fubuki! // I absolutely won’t forgive him anymore!!<br />Fubuki: I was not planning on stopping you Ms. Naeka.<br />----<br />Fubuki: ……however // I did wish to inform you that hitting him with such a thing would have no effect.<br />----<br />Fubuki: The damage would be like if you hit a giant panda or a lion with a pebble. (?) // Before his toughness a metal bat would be nothing more then an annoyance. (?) // Please think of Kogarashi as a wild beast like that.<br />Naeka: What? Wi…Wild beast!?<br />----<br />Naeka: Come on…… // So, if I don’t carry a gun then there is no way I could stand against him……?<br />Fubuki: That’s not true Ms. Naeka.<br />----<br />Fubuki: When training a wild beast what is most important is not a gun…<br /><br />P61<br />Fubuki: The sound of this flute, the Kinko, has a special effect on Kogarashi. // Think of the Kinkoji, the ring wrapped around the head of Son Goku in Journey to the West. // Please think of it as having an effect similar to that.<br />T/L Note: Son Goku is the Japanese name of Sun Wukong.<br />----<br />Naeka: Is……Is this thing for real?<br />Fubuki: I guarantee its effectiveness.<br />----<br />Fubuki: Please blow into it. // Now, with feeling!<br />Naeka: Ha…<br />Background: Feeling…<br /><br />P62<br />SFX: Wheeeeeeee<br />----<br />Naeka: A…Amzing! I can’t believe it, it actually works!?<br />Fubuki: It is extremely effective. // Because it is at point-blank range, if the sound of the whistle continues for ten seconds, even Kogarashi will die.<br />Background: I did it!<br />----<br />Naeka: Die!?<br />----<br />Naeka: Yo…You wait until now to tell me that! // What should I do!? I have been blowing into it for a while already!<br />Fubuki: Oh my.<br /><br />P63<br />Fubuki: It seems that when he fell, the oil Kogarashi was pouring set him on fire. // Such elaborate preparation, just what you would expect from Ms. Naeka, a splendid punishment.<br />Naeka: Ahhhhhhhhhh!?<br />----<br />Naeka: K…Kosuke, water!!! // Fire extinguisher!!!<br />Kosuke: Sis, just what are yo… // Wahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!<br />Background: Gahhhh…Now you’ve done it master…<br />----<br />Fubuki: Do not worry, a maid’s training naturally comes from the master. // Now even Kogarashi should understand a little of depths of the master’s anger.<br /><br />P64<br />Kosuke: But sis, don’t you think you went a little too far!?<br />Naeka: W…Wrong! // Your wrong! It wasn’t on purpose! I didn’t do it on purpose!!!<br />----<br />Narration: Naeka Fujiwara, 17 years old…. // the day that she acquires the rights to her inheritance is still 173 days away…<br />Kosuke: This is bad! The expiration date on this fire extinguisher was 3 years ago! // What should we do!? At this rate you will be a murderer sis!!<br />Naeka: Wahhhhhh, This is too many hardships!!!<br />Background: I can’t permit playing with fire master… // Nooooooooo…</summary>
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