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[English] [Translation] Ikaryaku 1 by molokidan

2009-01-27T01:14:24+00:00

00)
Sidebar: "This is the game shop "Fantasy," which is overflowing with dreams! And inside the cute-looking store is...?"
(from left to right)
Maki: Boss! I've just finished setting the new games on the shelf!
Guy: Yes...
Guy: Thanks, Maki-chan.
Guy: Since you're new, you'll be unfamiliar with the store.
Guy: Whenever you get confused, just call me, alright?
Maki: Yes sir!
Maki: I'm Kurihara Maki.
Maki: Today I started my new job working at the game shop "Fantasy."
Maki: That's my boss, Honchou-san.
Maki: He's sooo cool...and very nice too!
Maki: Of course, I love videogames...
Maki: So I've been super-excited for this job...

(Note: the clutter of words I guess is like supposed to be the kind of stuff nerds shout out when playing Magic: the gathering or something...either make something up if you want or just leave it because I can't read it all clearly.)

01)
Guy: LICK MY ASS!!
Title: Ikaryaku (*The name translates roughly to "Everything Below is Abbreviated.")
Author: Kouta Hirano
(from left to right again)
Guy 1: OMFG! You've gotta be shitting me! Just how many of them do you have?!
Guy 2: With a Punishment Battalion card + 2cm FLAK card stack,
Guy 2: My Kanpfgruppe Zbv's battle power is perfectly doubled!!
Guy 2: I invoke the Rule of Kobayashi Motofumi!
Guy 3: Goddammit!! Don't just make up random rules whenever you feel like it, fucktard!!
Guy 1: Just shut up, you idiot!
Guy 2: Alright, alright, then how about my Zbv's battle power equals that of a Stalin Tank! That follows the original rules!
Guy 3: Your fucking Zbv is ANNIHILATED! ANNIHILATED!!
Guy 3: Didn't see that coming, didja?
Guy 3: DIDJA!?!
Maki: Those people have been sitting in the corner playing their card game for a really long time now...
Maki: They're pretty loud, too...
Honchou: Ahhh...about those guys...

02)
Honchou: Just don't pay any attention to them.
Maki: Uhhh...but what kind of game are they even playing, anyway?
Maki: I've never seen any of those cards before...
Guy 2: Hey, hey, if they made a game where you used a *censored* technique in her *censored*, that'd just be friggin' awesome, amirite?
Maki: It'd be nice if he died somehow.
Maki: But with those guys there, the other customers can't play their games comfortably...
Honchou: Just ignore them, trust me.
Guy 3: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE LOOKING AAAAAT?!?!
Guy 3: Yeah, I'm talking to you, little girl! You were just looking at us with that "Oh man, those guys are so dirty" expression on your face, weren't you?!
Guy 3: SHOCK!!! Even though Japan has a constitution and everything!!
Guy 3 (wavering black text): I just can't belieeeeve it!!
Guy 2: WTF?
Guy 2: How dare...to think that you'd look at one of my brother with a "Oh man, those guys are so dirty" expression!!
Guy 2: I shall not forgive you!! I shall *VERY* not forgive you!!
Guy 2: Come on, Bouzu! It's time to take revenge for our brother!!
Guy 1: What, is he serious? Somehow, it looks promising...
Guy 2: I'm going to rape you.
Maki: GYAAAAAHH!!

03)
Honchou: Sorry, but no raping inside the store.
Guy 2: Ah...
Guy 2: Got it.
Maki: What the hell is it with those guys?!
Honchou: Well, uh...
Honchou: Just don't worry about 'em.
Guy 1: Boss, who's that chick anyway?
Guy 2: Don't tell me, she's just started working here?
Maki: Are these...really the normal types of customers you get in here...?
Honchou: Yes.
Honchou: She's my newly-hired assistant, Maki-san.
Guy 2: Dude...this is bad...she's a total glasses-chick...shit! Isn't this awesome? She's so doable!!
Guy 2: Should I propose?
Guy 3: Totally, man, totally!! Go for it, all the way!!
Guy 3: Seriously? It's okay for me to go ahead of you guys? CAN I CELEBRATE?

04)
Guy 2: Please marry me <3
Maki: HELL NO!
Guy 2: Wha...what's your type?
guy 1: DON'T GIVE UP!!!
guy 3: Charge on to the point of death!!
Maki: Light.
Next to Ryuk: Uho
Next to apple: Apple
Maki: From the first half.
Guy 2: Uuuhhh
Maki: HE DIED!!
Maki: He....
Guy 3: Matsuda-san, grab your pistol!
Guy 3: YOU MURDERER!!

05)
Guy 3: You...you need to be more realistic with your desires!! He's not even a real person!!
Guy 1: Besides, in the first part, he was pretty much Godlike-status, wasn't he?!
Guy 1: That's like someone even Griffith from Berserk or Rhineheart would lose to!!!
Guy 1: You're too cruel!! What a bitch!!
Guy 2: This is like "Grand Theft Woman!"
Maki: WHAT IS IT WITH YOU PEOPLE!!
Honchou: They're the guys who own this place.
H: Kouta-san.
K: Ai.
H: Yamashuu-san.
H: Haa.
H: Yabu-san.
Y: Un.
K: And we allowed him to be the shopowner.
Y: Right, Honchou, right?
Y: Hey, Honchou, we still haven't heard your daily prayer yet!!
H: For a disgusting, trash-like human like myself to be allowed to work under the great heavenly emperor...
H: Fills me with much joy that I cannot express in any form of mere thanks, so please accept my apologies.
Y: Alright! Now go buy us some afternoon tea.
M: I think I'm going to quit.
(End)

[English] [Translation] Ikaryaku 2 by molokidan

2009-01-27T01:14:24+00:00

00)
Box: A few things happened, but in the end I'm still here.

Chapter 2 - Record of a Living Entity

(remember, left to right)
Y guy: gu'mornin'....
M: Yes, good morning...
Y: Ah, so you didn't quit after all?
M: No, I didn't...
M: I was begged to stay and told that if I did so, my salary would go up, so...
Y: Eh?
Y: By who?
M: That person...

01)
K: WHY CAN'T I MARRY HIRANO AYA?!?
K: WELL THEN DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT, YOU GUYS!!
K: Hirano's her family name too, so if you look at it historically, she has every reason to be my bride!!
K: AUUUHHH!?
K: Medicine!? Yeah, I've been drinking it! The rainbow-colored one!!
K: Why do you idiot lawyers think I'm paying you so much for anyway!?
K: You guys need to find a loophole in the law or something by tomorrow, and have those bridal clothes ready!!
K: You're the dream team from the "MICHAEL" incident! (*MICHAEL is a Japanese comedian)
K: I'm counting on you!
K: "Bouken desho desho, sayounara, no iki!" (*Lyrics from a Hirano Aya song)
K: Yo.
Y: As usual, you're even more incredible than yesterday.

02)
Y: Did you raise that one girl's salary?
K: Yeah.
K: But I didn't want glasses-chan to quit.
Y: How much did you raise it?
K: 5,000 Yen.
Y: Daily?
K: Hourly.
K: Gyabah!
Y: Sei!

03)
K: What the fuck are you doing, asshat!!
Y: Shut the hell up, you!! I know I always call you an idiot and treat you like a dumbass, but now you're telling me you really ARE one?!
Y: 5,000 yen, you fucknut?! What is she, a stripper!!
M: I even told them that I thought 5,000 yen was a bit high...
M: Truthfully, I was just fine with the original salary...
M: At the very least, I had gotten used to it.
Y: From tomorrow, you have to cosplay.
M: Ehhh!?
Y: We'll supply you the clothes, so don't worry about that.
Y: You must realize we can't let the femininity of this store rise very high.
Y: Plus, it'll make the customers happy.

04)
Black text: Cosplay...
Y: This way the salary will be justified.
Y: If it's okay with Maki-chan, of course.
M: Er, um, no, it's...
M: Um...well, I suppose it's okay, I guess..
Y: Wanna tell me what's going on here...
K: You're really slow, aren't you?
K: There's no gamer out there who doesn't like cosplay.
K: It's the truth.
M: Haa...um, well...er...
M: It's not that I don't like it. It's just...
Y: Well then.
Y: I'm counting on you.
K: Now...what style should we make her do first...
K: Hanayama from Baki, or Touji from Ninku....?
Y: All they wear is fundoshi, isn't it?! (*a fundoshi is the sumo diaper thing)

05)
Y: More importantly, where's Motomachi at?
K: Or even more importantly...
K: I never saw any of the cash we got from yesterday.
Y: Impossible...
Y: You mean to say that that bastard...again...

06)
H: Ku.....kuku....
H: Kukuku....
H: Kukuku...h
H: It's over...no matter what...
H: My entire plans have been completely revealed!!
H: Kukuku...h, kuhaha....!
H: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!

07)
M: Motomachi-tenchou! (*tenchou is a suffix employees refer to a shopowner by)
M: What in the world could possibly be wrong...
K: MOTOMACHI-SAN...sorry to interrupt the climax of your demeneted aesthetics...
White text: They're saying it straight out.
Y: But where's our fucking money?
H: I was positive it'd come between 2 and 4! Positive!
H: I was completely set on it, it's even what the fortuneteller told me...!!
H: And even then, the horse...!! The horse told me itself!!
H: "Bet it all on me, hihiin! Bet it all on me, hihiin!" That's what it said, I swear!!
K: Horse racing?
Small text: This guy's the worst.
Two bottom screams: I'm so sorry!
Top messy scream: What are you sitting in seiza for!! (*seiza is the polite way of sitting)
Y: You idiot! You're even more worthless than we expected!!
Y: JUST DIE ALREADY!!
M: Maybe I can't do this after all.
White: I think this is it...
Bubble: END

Continues in the 12/27 Issue.

[English] [Translation] Ikaryaku 3 by molokidan

2009-01-27T01:14:24+00:00

00)
Sidebar: All you Muromachi Gods out there! It's Ikaryaku--!
(remember, left to right)
Black text: The Dragon Roars 2
Scream: BIG-NOSED FAT-ASS LADY!!
Chapter 3: Evil Guys Usually Sleep A Lot
TV: Sayama Kaoru, Oosaka Prefectural Police!
1: Th-th-th-THERE SHE IS!
2: The big-nosed fat-ass lady came on!!
1: I've never felt these kind of goosebumps before...
2: I can't even fathom it...
3: ENOUGH ALREADY!!

01)
3: What are you guys doing?!
3: Ahhh...so you randomly decided to close up the shop and play games again?!
1: But it's "The Dragon Roars 2!"
2: It's really entertaining!
Box: The Dragon Roars 2
3: Why'd they have to make an even weirder follow-up?
1: No, no, you see...the heroine, Sayama-tan...(*tan is a creepy way guys say "san" to girls they like)
1: Is like, super incredibly mega-fat...
1: It's really something...
1: BUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
TV: I can't trust anyone anymore...
1: Check out that sea-weed hair!! Look at that!!

02)
TV: I could arrest you at any time now--!
3: BUHAHAHAHAHA
3: G

[English] [Translation] Ikaryaku 4 by molokidan

2009-01-27T01:14:24+00:00

01)
Chapter 4 - How Are You story
R: Good morniBUU
K: NO WAAAAY!!
R: Gyaaaaa!!

02)
R: An idiot...he's a total idiot...
?: It's heated up--
?: Arrowroot. (Small: Cuz the real stuff is dangerous)
?: What are you trying to do?
?: Sunshine.
Black 1: Gyaa gyaa
Black 2: What the hell, I'm going to fucking kill you!!
Black 3: Duuude, you are like sooo fat!!
?: We told her to do cosplay, didn't we?
?: ..what the hell are you idiots doing?
?: Hey! Good morning!!

03)
?: Today is now known as Sunshine Day!
?: The "Sunshine" PS2 has gone on sale today!!
?: Arrowroot.
?: What the fuck is that?!
?: Gyaaaaahhh!!
?: And now, to commemorate the day with some gasoline!!!
?: NO WAAAAY!!!
?: Don't get all excited before the thing even comes out, especially inside the store!!
?: NO WAAAAY!!!

04)
NO WAAAAAAY!!!
?: LISTEN TO ME FOR FUCK'S SAKE!!
NO WAAAAAAY!!!

05)
?: Hahahahaha
?: Hahahahahahaha
?: Mu...murderer!!
?: No, hey, stop!!
?: DIE, YOU FUCKNUT!!
?: I'm sorry x8
?: What are we, nine years old? Maybe ten?
?: 56th Year of Showa, huh?
?: Well?
?: You know, it's sorta like sunshine.
?: What are you guys talking about? 1983?
?: I wasn't even born in 1983...
?: The 80s?
?: Don't worry, I can tell you all about the 80s.
?: Basically, it was like this.

06)
?: Criminals were given KOs with these HANGER NUNCHAKU!!
?: THE APPLE SONG!!
?: The right arm of the law is upon you!! (In other words, KO!!)
?: The special number is 4649.
Pencil: Your heart will be pumping!
?: Like, Oyashiro-sama and Super Imaha.
?: Nchaa!!! Go, Maehara!!
Pencil: Let's nyan nyan!
Cat face: Don't look down on us.
?: All the villagers here have died!
?: Mostly from DISEASE.
Pencil: 4649 TUNING
?: The year Noupan Tea was invented!!
?: T-SHIRTS ON, RUNNING ON, TRIANGLE TRAINER!!
?: YEAH, I LOVE IT!!
?: THE YEAR OF NEW MEDIA!!
?: Permission to start!!
Box 1: Now on sale! Family Computer!!
Box 2: Now on sale! SC-3000!

07)
?: My brain!! My brain hurts!!
?: The embarassment of all this is so frightening!! Fuck you, 80s!!
?: Gyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!
?: Cleanse us of the 80s!! Japan!!!
?: BRING OUT BABEL OR SOMETHING!!
?: Let's settle this in an 80s-like fashion.
?: Think of the Hinamizawa Strange Deaths Incident!!
?: I have no idea what you're talking about,
?: But I think we have the proper tools at our disposal to bring about a decent end to all of this.
?: Nanu!
?: Like, Kaneda Ichi, or Koronpo, or being killed or something...
?: Wha...what the hell?!
?: This whole time seems like a real pain in the ass...
?: This bitch born in the Heisei era!!!!

08)
Big letters: NISHIBE POLICE
?: Hahahahahaha
?: Hahahahahaha

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