Mangahelpers Translationshttps://mangahelpers.com/translators/rss2011-05-17T07:17:48+00:00/favicon.icoMangaHelpers Adminsadmin@mangahelpers.comhttps://mangahelpers.com/t/umeboshi110/releases/29614[English] [Translation] Wa! 15 by umeboshi1102011-05-17T07:17:48+00:00umeboshi110admin@mangahelpers.com[Scanlation with this translation reserved for otakami]
WA! Chapter 15
p.01 Chapter 15
p.02 Confession
As a man, I must not be pushed around by romance. If there’s a woman I like, I must charge into it head-on to make her mine——
...So, I want to determine myself KOUTA: [ b]P...[ b] KTOUA: [ b]President![ b] SFX: bam And confess like a man!
KOUTA: The thing is, I have something to earnestly speak with you about... MIKA: ...What?
KOUTA: P...please go out with me!! SFX: boom MIKA: ...Sure, why not?
p.03 ...?
KOUTA: ...Huh? MIKA: I won’t really mind doing MIKA: That much.
KOUTA: S...seriously!? SFX: happy~ MIKA: So? MIKA: Where do you want to go out to?
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KOUTA: ......? MIKA: ......?
p.04 A true man
...Well, sure, I did think it couldn’t have possibly gone so conveniently... KOUTA: ......... SFX: chatter chatter MIKA: It’s not so bad to take a breather in the school cafeteria once in a while.
...However, this itself could be called an act for couples... SFX: mesmerized Wasn’t it ultimately a good thing to have pushed myself to try to confess?
........................ No no no! What am I doing getting satisfied by something like this!?
Being a man, I mustn’t be satisfied by such incomplete things. SFX: grip Always putting everything on the line no matter what you do is what being a true man is all about!
p.05 Wha?
All right... KOUTA: Excuse me! Please hear me out!! SFX: bam KOUTA: Th...the truth is, from before, I’ve always...
KOUTA: Been in love with you!! SFX: boom
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Kouta: ...... Kouta: Wha? Box: ...To be continued.
p.06 Who?
MIKA: [ b]W...wait a second, you over there![ b] MIZU: ......?
MIZU: ...Who? MIKA: Huh? Me? MIKA: I’m, uh... an acquaintance of your younger brother, and my name’s Iwachidori. N...nice to meet you!
MIZU: ...Who? MIKA: I said, Iwachidori! MIKA: Mikado Iwachidori! I’m an acquaintance of your younger brother!!
MIZU: ...Who do you mean by younger brother? MIKA: [ b]...I’m sorry!?[ b]
p.07 Imagine
...Now that I think about it, I don’t even know what that guy’s name is, do I... MIKA: Y...you know, that younger brother! MIKA: That one! MIZU: Even if you just say “that one”...
MIKA: He’s tall, and has sharp eyes... MIZU: Hmm
MIKA: His hair seems kind of unkempt and he has headphones... MIZU: Mhmm
MIKA: He’s always walking like a delinquent with his clothes fully open in the front... MIKA: The younger brother like that! Imagine mutter: Hehehe... MIZU: ...To think I had such a perverse younger brother...
p.08 Is it!?
MIZU: ...Rather, I’m an only child, though... MIKA: Huuh!? MIKA: B...but, he said to get along with his older sister... SFX: appear
MIKA: ......! That!! SFX: oh! MIKA: That person! Isn’t he your younger brother!? MIZU: ......? MIZU: You mean Tatsunami-san?
MIKA: ...Tatsunami-san!?
MIKA: So he’s called Tatsunami!? SFX: shake x3 MIKA: Is that it!? Is it!? MIZU: ...Super annoying...
p.09 Win-win
MIKA: ...So basically he’s Daigo Tatsunami in first year class B———— ...And you two are not siblings... MIKA mutter: Hmm... MIKA: Then who could the older sister he was talking about be...? MIZU: .........
MIZU: ...Would you like to know? MIKA: Huh? MIKA: Yes, please...!
SFX: groooowl...
MIZU: ...Would you like to know? SFX: glance MIKA: ...... Box: ...To be continued.
p.10 Alright!
DAIGO: ......... I learned from Asagiri’s information that Kikukawa likes bears.
...Though I don’t know if Kikukawa would be happy with something like this... DAIGO: ...... If we could just talk even a little as I give this as an apology for poking her eyes before...
...It’s okay, I thought something like this might happen so I prepared a spare... SFX: dejected
All I need to do is find Kikukawa and hand it to her nonchalantly, naturally... Nonchalantly... naturally...
...There she is!! DAIGO: Ki...Kikukawa! KIKU: Hm?
DAIGO: ...It’s for you! SFX: bam DAIGO: Take it!!
p.12 Oh Boy
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Box: ...To be continued.
p.13 Assumption
Being able to be immersed in games and anime is proof of excelling in a certain ability. Namely, the “power of empathy”——— the power of assuming things.
The power to assume “the protagonist is me,” “everything that happens in this work is real”——— Because they are able to feel fiction as if it were reality, they can seriously fall in love with characters and seriously cry for their deaths.
...I think I especially excel at this power. The power of empathy——— the power of assuming things———
...That’s right, “assumption”... Could it be that I’m just “assuming things”?
p.14 Finally, eh
...Maybe it never even existed? I could have made a misconception, relying on what little... what tiny scrap of information I was given...
Aren’t I misunderstanding? ........................ ........................ ........................
...In that case, was all this time until now a complete waste...? That’s... that’s ridiculous... Could it be...———
Was the neglect play my misunderstanding ...!? Box: ...To be continued.
p.15 Break 35
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UME: ...They’ve been going “to be continued,” “to be continued” quite a lot... UME: What heck is up with that? SAKU: ...Well, maybe it means it’s at that kind of point.
UME: I see... Then we have to “to be continued” something. SAKU: Hmmm...
UME: Hey, Bandamu-san SAKU: [ b]That joke was still continuing!?[ b] SFX: shock Box: It had been continuing.
p.16 Break 36
UME: ...The truth is, I never told you this, Bandamu-san, but UME: I... SAKU: Huh?
SFX: whoosh
UME: ...Oh, sorry. UME: You know what, never mind. SAKU: Huh?
UME: Forget that just now. UME: It was nothing. ...Uh huh. SAKU: ...... I’m... I’m curious... Box: ...To be continued.
WA! 2 END
p.17 [none] https://mangahelpers.com/t/umeboshi110/releases/28819[English] [Translation] Wa! 14 by umeboshi1102011-04-11T06:47:22+00:00umeboshi110admin@mangahelpers.com[Scanlation with this translation reserved for otakami]
WA! Chapter 14
p.01 (109) Chapter 14
p.02 Kangaroo Bumper
MIZU: These rugged bumpers that are on many recreational vehicles are apparently called “roo bars.” [1] KIKU: Wow...
KIKU: It doesn’t really look like a kangaroo at first glance... KIKU: I wonder why they’re named roo bumpers. MIZU: That is...
MIZU: Because they were created [ b]to make it so your precious car won’t break[ b] even if it hits a kangaroo or something. Guy: Oh! SFX: bam SFX: graah Guy: My car was fine thanks to the roo bar!! SFX: whine~ whine~
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p.03 Cows are Mammals Too
MIZU: “I couldn’t care less if a kangaroo that’s a mammal like us humans were to die or whatever if it’s to protect my precious car.” MIZU: ...Maybe that’s what the people who created it thought? KIKU: Well... even if you ask me...
MIZU: By the way, in the country the roo bar was created in, kangaroos are treated as vermin, KILL MIZU: And I hear the meat of the kangaroos that are killed is chopped up and sold at supermarkets like it was normal.
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MIZU: ...And they talk about whales... [2] KIKU: S...stop it! KIKU: Stop the statements that could make enemies!!
p.04 This is an Individual’s Opinion
TEACH: When I was in elementary school, they served fried whale for school lunch like it was normal. TEACH: There were a lot of guys who said it tasted bad, but I liked them quite a bit. I was happy whenever they served it at lunch.
TEACH: But now it’s a luxury from scarcity... It’s become a food that can’t be reached by commoners. SFX: blow TEACH: You’d have to give it up if there “isn’t any,” but it’s tough if there “is” but you couldn’t get it...
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TEACH: ...So basically what I want to say is, TEACH: You don’t have to get whales if it means having other countries complain about it. ※ This is an individual’s opinion KIKU: ...I see...
p.05 What Are You Saying?
TEACH: It doesn’t really matter, but are you guys okay with spending your precious after-school time idling around in a place like this? TEACH: As highschoolers, aren’t there other things you should be doing? KIKU: Oh... Umm... I was thinking I could study after getting home...
TEACH: [ b]What was that!?[ b] SFX: crash
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TEACH: Studying after getting home... SFX: rawr TEACH: [ b]Are you stupid!?[ b] KIKU: Huuh!?
p.06 High School Girl
TEACH: You guys’re on-duty now so you may not realize it yourself, High school girls have value just by being “high school girls.” KIKU: I... I see...
TEACH: They are always at the center of youth, Always at the center of trends— TEACH: An existence that draws in people’s hearts just by virtue being there———— That’s what a high school girl is!
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TEACH: ......... SFX: depressed SFX: sigh... TEACH: I’m the pathetic shadow of a woman who squandered her high school days... KIKU/MIZU: [ white bold].........
p.07 Lost Generation
At that time, I rigidly believed “the me before 20” shapes “the me after 20~~” And I rejected and repelled all sorts of temptations and desires and completely immersed myself in my studies each day.
Was that really the right thing? I obtained a secure income and social status as an instructor at the best prep school in the prefecture.
KIKU: Wow... MIZU: You used to do your best, huh, sensei. TEACH: ......... TEACH: “Used to”?
MIZU: ...It doesn’t seem like you’re working hard now, no matter how you look at it... KIKU: Mi...Mizukichi!? TEACH: .........
p.08 A Lost Age
TEACH: ...It’s true that I’m living aimlessly now. SFX: shock KIKU: Sh...she’s admitting it, this person!!
TEACH: Thanks to having worked hard in my years as a student, I’m able to live a stable life even in this recession... I’m able to live like that, but there’s always... Something empty to these days...
Whenever I feel like that, you high school girls that I see look bright like the sun to me... And I can start to cry from that brightness, thinking “I should have had a time like this”...
TEACH: If you guys also do nothing but studying, you’ll turn into a boring adult like me. SFX: blow TEACH: Learn in moderation and play in moderation. I’m saying it’s important to keep everything in balance. KIKU: Sensei...
TEACH: Well, this is a real [ b]teacher by negative example,[ b] [3] SFX: bam TEACH: Am I right!?
UME: The third that happens corner! UME: This time’s theme is “common lines in battle manga”! SAKU: Yay~
UME: [ b]Fast! SAKU: [ b]Slow!
UME: [ b]Did I do it!? SAKU: [ b]It’s useless!
UME: [ b]C...could it be!? SAKU: [ b]It’s exactly what you think!
p.11 Photo of Memories
KIKU: Whatcha looking at Riko? RIKO: Oh, Isana-chan RIKO: It’s an old picture.
KIKU: Wow, that’s cute! The girl on the right’s you, right Riko? Who’s the one on the left? RIKO: It’s Onii-chan.
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KIKU: Annie-chan? RIKO: It’s Onii-chan!
p.12 Do Not Abuse
KIKU: Uum... by Onii-chan, you mean [ b]that one[ b]...? Box: That one. RIKO: Yeah, that’s right. RIKO: He’s cute, right? Kouta onii-chan.
KIKU: ...Why’s he dressed like this...? Mutter: It looks good, but... RIKO: Kouta’s mom actually wanted a girl but after Onii-chan was born she couldn’t have any more kids, RIKO: So she always had him dressed up as a girl.
KIKU: Really... So... RIKO: Onii-chan doesn’t like it when I look at this picture even though it’s so cute. RIKO: He always takes it from me and tries to delete it. KIKU: That’s, well... Mutter: Not like I don’t understand...
RIKO: Even though you can always duplicate digital data. SFX: ahaha KIKU: You say some scary things nonchalantly, Riko-san...
p.13 Substories Suddenly
Box: One day 11 years ago KOUTA: ...Oh Box: Kouta Kakitsubata, 5 years old
KOUTA: [ b]Welcome home Daddy! SFX: flap flap DAD: .........
DAD: ...Kouta... KOUTA: ?
KOUTA: What is it Daddy... SFX: snip
p.14 Barber Papa
DAD: ...This one too. SFX: snip KOUTA: Aaaaah!?
KOUTA: Wh...what’re you doing Daddy... SFX: grasp KOUTA: !?
DAD: ...I’m sorry for everything until now, Kouta... KOUTA: ...?
p.15 Madman Papa [4]
DAD: You were forced to look like this even though you’re a boy... It must’ve been difficult up until now. KOUTA: Huh? No, not really...
DAD: [ b]But that ends today! DAD: [ b]Daddy will be divorcing Mommy!!
[ b]Huh?
DAD: You don’t have to listen to that damn woman anymore! You can live like a man from today!! SFX: Fufufu hahaha SFX: rumble [all over] DAD: No! In fact, you must live like a man!!! KOUTA: .........
p.16 People Have Histories
Daddy and Mommy divorced and I’m going to be living with Daddy. Bag1: sep [cut off] Bag2: burnable trash Daddy says to throw away all the girl’s clothes and stuffed animals so I’m throwing them away.
Daddy says to live like a man so I’m going to be living like a man. DAD: I’m home, Kouta~! KOUTA: Oh! Welcome home Daddy... SFX: snivel KOUTA: ...Wait,
KOUTA: Mommy...!? MOM: I’m home Kou-chan! Oh, short hair looks good on you too! SFX: Hi~ <3 SFX: hahaha DAD: Hey Kouta! I’m sorry for worrying you, but we got back together again!! DAD: Couples gotta have a good fight every now and then!
DAD: Well! You’re in elementary school starting next year, so it was a perfect opportunity, eh!? SFX: kya! MOM: I’m sorry for everything until now, Kou-chan! SFX: grip MOM: Be manly from now on, ‘kay!! KOUTA: ...... Kouta Kakitsubata, he is a boy that was at the mercy of others.———
p.17 Riko-tan Quiz
RIKO: They say “to look for with eyes like plates,” It’s a quiz RIKO: But what kind of eyes do you think “eyes like plates” are? [5]
RIKO: Why don’t you try doing it? SFX: glare KIKU: Like this? SFX: stare~ MIZU: Is it... like this?
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RIKO: Both of you have funny faces~ SFX: ahaha KIKU: What’s the answer!?
p.18 All Okay
RIKO: [ b]Isana-chan is correct![ b] SFX: stare~ Plate RIKO: Opening your eyes to be as big as plates is “to make your eyes like plates.”
MIZU: Isn’t the plate’s primary characteristic “being flat”? Plate Bowl Square plate Long plate MIZU: And there are square plates and long plates as well...
MIZU: [ b]I won’t accept this![ b] MIZU: ...However, since it’s a quiz Riko-tan gave, I’ll accept it!! [ b]Riko-tan’s the best~!!![ b] SFX: grip RIKO: Ehehe KIKU: .........
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~~notes~~ [1] These are called “kangaroo bars” in Japan, while they are called “roo bars” in Australia and “bullbars” in other countries. The name bullbar comes from cattle (as opposed to kangaroos). In fact, according to Wikipedia, “‘roo bars’ generally refer to a light-weight bullbar, suited to sedan vehicles; however, both ‘bullbar’ and ‘roo bar’ are somewhat interchangeable.”
[2] Well, there’s been a huge controversy with Japan hunting whales. I don’t know how much I should say... Uh, what I could find out was that Japan started whaling in reduced quantities (mostly minke whales) for “scientific/research purposes” once whaling was banned by the International Whaling Commission (which seems to have little actual authority).
[3] 反面教師 is a term used by Mao Zedong, referring to how instead of correcting or evicting someone who was wrong, he would be kept in the organization and assigned to a trivial post with no status or authority as an example for others to not follow.
[4] Just a note saying these papa titles were sort of puns, バーバーパパ baabaa (barber) papa and “puttsun papa.”
[5] Oookay, well, in English it’s “eyes like saucers,” but in Japanese it’s just “plates”... so I had no choice but to leave this section like it was in the original... https://mangahelpers.com/t/umeboshi110/releases/28357[English] [Translation] Wa! 13 by umeboshi1102011-03-12T20:29:37+00:00umeboshi110admin@mangahelpers.com[Scanlation with this translated reserved for otakami]
WA! Chapter 13
p.87 Chapter 13
p.88 We’ll be going
Box: Ashihara Middle School, Year 1 Class 3, Komachi Shiina (12) KOMA: We’ll be going then~
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SFX: open
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p.89 Have a nice trip [1]
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SFX: close
RIKO: Now, our mother saw us off, so let’s get going soon. KOMA: …… KOMA: Uh huh… …Recently I learned that seeing us off like this wasn’t normal.
p.90 Regulation
KOMA: …But still, it’s mysterious how in the world [ i]that[ i] mother and [ i]that[ i] father met each other… *[note: They use otou-san and okaa-san for dad and mom respectively] RIKO: Oh? RIKO: You didn’t know, Koma-chan?
KOMA: Huh? You know, Onee? RIKO: Uh huh. RIKO: I’ve heard of it from our father before.
KOMA: That’s not fair, Onee! Tell me too~!! RIKO: Sure, okay. RIKO: …Oh… It might actually not be OK. KOMA: Why’s that!?
RIKO: Because it’s rated R KOMA: [ b]Rated R!?[ /b]
p.91 Want to hear it?
RIKO: Something like content-wise it’s not really good if a child hears this. SFX: Ahaha RIKO: That’s what father was saying. KOMA: …… KOMA: What kind of meeting was it…
RIKO: But I was about your age when I heard this. RIKO: Maybe it’s fine if I tell you… KOMA: You can’t follow it yourself… KOMA mutter: The R rating…
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RIKO: …Want to hear it? KOMA: …… SFX: errr KOMA: I kinda do, I kinda don’t…
p.92 It’s okay!
RIKO: When father was young, he ran away from home and was working in the city at night. KOMA: [ b]…The city at night!?[ /b] KOMA: Right away this story seems so dangerous…
One day father was asked “I’ve got a nice paying job, wanna give it a try?” by the manager of the store he was working at. That was a door-to-door sales job that was popular in those days where you say “I’m from the fire department” and sell fire extinguishers at exorbitant prices… KOMA: W…wait a sec!!
RIKO: It’s already prescription!* *[Prescription – The limitation of time beyond which an action, debt, or crime is no longer valid or enforceable. Also called negative prescription. Except I dunno if I used it correctly :D] SFX: Ahaha SFX: shock KOMA: Is… is that the problem!?
p.93 I wonder if it’s okay?
Father, who had trouble making ends meet, took on the job without a second thought. Mother was the one he met with going door-to-door.
Mother, who was reclusive from that time, didn’t come out when the doorbell was rung. Father, having been told “when no one’s home, check the type and amount of their laundry” by the manager-san, went around to the backyard. KOMA: W…wait a sec!!
KOMA: Wh…why would he do such a thing…? KOMA: I can’t see it as anything other than preparation for some sort of crime…!? RIKO: Ahaha RIKO: It’s okay Koma-chan!!
RIKO: It ended as an attempt! SFX: Ahaha KOMA: …You’re too unshakable, Onee…………
p.94 Is that… okay?
At any rate, that’s where father and mother had their destined first encounter. What a dramatic first meeting! KOMA: …Kind of like detective dramatic, though… KOMA mutter: Police documentary-esque? [2]
It seems father was 18, mother was 13 at the time. And the following year their first daughter, that’s me, was happily born. KOMA: S…stop right there!!!
KOMA: Their ages! Their ages are weird!! KOMA: Especially mother’s!!! RIKO: Ahaha RIKO: It’s okay Koma-chan.
RIKO: An age gap is nothing if you have love…! SFX: daze~ SFX: shock KOMA: No that’s not what’s weird!!
p.95 Notice
TEACH: Okay~ I’m giving you handouts~ KOMA: …I heard a very heavy story right from the beginning of the day… SFX: Urgh… SFX: ache KOMA: I’m not as broadminded has Onee, so it hit me pretty hard… Mutter: My stomach…
School parent’s day notification To all family members Ashihara Middle middle school principal (×× ○△◇)
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p.96 Break 32
UME: There are a lot of words in English that I just can’t accept. [3] SAKU: Such as?
☆Stress [Meaning] Physical, mental, or emotional tension. Strain, anxiety.
☆Distress [Meaning] Acute physical or mental suffering. Pain, grief.
UME: …Why so similar!? SAKU: [ b]You’re right![ /b]
p.97 Break 33
UME: This is just the tip of the iceberg. The next is even more amazing. SAKU: Oh really?
☆Regardless Having or showing no regard. In spite of everything.
☆Irregardless Having or showing no regard. In spite of everything.
UME: Why aren’t they opposites!!? SAKU: [ b]English is mysterious![ /b]
p.98 Sunday Sundae
RIKO: …Huh? RIKO: Are you going out somewhere, Koma-chan? KOMA: Wha!? KOMA: Oh… yeah, for a bit… SFX: oh!
RIKO: In your uniform? Even though it’s Sunday? KOMA: It…it’s fine! KOMA: I’ll be going then~!
RIKO: ……? DAD: What’s up Riko?
RIKO: Oh, father You see, Koma-chan was… SFX: yawn~ DAD: Mmm…?
p.99 He came
TEACH: Okay, now everyone, your family is present but we’ll have class just like usual. Students: Ye~s SFX: chatter, chatter KOMA: ……… KOMA: … I wasn’t able to give them the handout after all…
KOMA: Well, mother can’t leave the house and father’s always sleeping until evening anyways… KOMA: Well it [ i]is[ /i] just like usual, but…
DAD: [ b]Hey~ hello, hello, Sorry, up front, ‘scuse me ‘scuse me[ /b] [or maybe some bubbly text] SFX: chatter… SFX: chatter… KOMA: ……! DAD: [ b]Oh, can I stand here? [ /b]
p.100 Chararyman* *[Portmanteau of “flashy” and “salaryman”]
KOMA: Wh… why is father…? SFX: glance glance DAD: Wow~ but really…
DAD: Surrounded by all these beautiful missuses, I’m in heaven right now~ DAD: If parents’ day is so fun, I wouldn’t mind doing this every day~
Oh my… <3
1: Beautiful you say, you have a way with words! DAD: Naw, seriously, no kidding eh? 2: Are you serious about that? DAD: Seriously, no kidding! TEACH: [ b]May I please ask you to quiet down!?[ /b]
p.101 The body remembers
DAD: Oh, that’s no good~ DAD: Missuses, please quiet down! The teacher’s totally rad class is gonna start!
DAD: Here’s to today’s star! Sensei’s special order coming right up~ Thank you very much!! DAD: Now then, teacher! Show us the wonderful part of you! Show us! Here you go!! SFX: honk honk
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TEACH: Th… SFX: steam~ TEACH: This is hard to do…
p.102 Habitual
TEACH: …And the answer is… Makishima-san? MAKI: It’s… 20.
DAD: Now, everybody, put your hands together! DAD: Applause! Applause!! Applause!!! [4]
TEACH: Be quiet!!! DAD: [ b]Oops[ /b] SFX: slap DAD: [ b]It’s an old habit![ /b] Mutter: Sowwy sowwy~ KOMA: ………
p.103 Sorry
KOMA: …Aah… it was the first time he came to a parents’ day, but then… SFX: plod plod SFX: cry… KOMA: What was with that enthusiasm… You’re not a host, you know… Mutter: Wait, was father’s old job a host…? *[A host is one of those male entertainer thingies]
DAD: [ b]…Hey, Komachi[ /b] DAD: [ b]I was waiting for youuu[ /b] KOMA: Huh? KOMA: Father?
KOMA: You were waiting in a place like this? Mutter: We’re almost home… KOMA: We might as well have gone home together DAD: Mm~? Naw if we do that they’ll find out, right? DAD: That I’m your father~
KOMA: Huh…? DAD: …Sorry about today, eh? Daddy came to parents’ day on his own and all~
p.104 Sorry-y* *[Combining “gomen” (sorry) and “mengo,” an unused 80’s slang for sorry.]
DAD: Komachi, you may not have wanted me to come since daddy’s like this, but… DAD: I was thinking I wanted to do something fatherly every once in a while, so~
KOMA: …… DAD: …Oh, but it’s okay! I slipped out from the meeting so no one should have found out my name. DAD: And this’ll be the last time!
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DAD: …But like, sorry-y, seriously… KOMA: …It’s all right father. KOMA: Besides…
SFX: shut DAD: Whoa~ Miyako-chan’s in a good mood today~ KOMA: Yeah, you’re right~ …Today was a pretty not bad Sunday.
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~~notes~~ [1] Greetings are very commonplace and basically standard procedure in Japanese culture, like “ittekimasu” and “itterasshai” for example.
[2] Originally she says “Keisatsu 24-ji” (police 24 hours), which is apparently a name for documentaries on the Japanese police. Don’t know much about this one.
[3] First of all, they were obviously talking about Japanese words. The first was “sewashii” and “sewashinai” which mean the same thing: “busy; restless.” Next was “zotto suru” and “zotto shinai” which aren’t opposites and mean: having hairs stand on “end; fearsome” and “not interesting; not impressed.” I know dictionaries say irregardless is not a real word, but they’re only trying (in vain) to kill it because the parts of the word don’t properly make sense. But it’s mostly because it’s all I found to replace it with.
[4] He says “ote wo haishaku” which seems to refer to the Japanese custom of “tejime,” rhythmic hand clapping. Lookup-able. https://mangahelpers.com/t/umeboshi110/releases/27923[English] [Translation] Wa! 12 by umeboshi1102011-02-21T02:47:40+00:00umeboshi110admin@mangahelpers.com[Scanlation with this translation reserved for otakami]
WA! Chapter 12
p.67 Chapter 12
p.68 It’s the po-po [1]
MIKA: Tobira-kun! I know I keep telling you this, but a minor should not be playing those kinds of games!! SFX: fuming MIKA: It’s the law, and you should follow it! ISSHIN: ...What strange things you speak of.
ISSHIN: I’m already 20 you know? MIKA: Huh? MIKA: You were held back, Tobira-kun...?
ISSHIN: And heck, aren’t you 20 as well? MIKA: [bold]Whaa!?[bold] MIKA: N...no I’m not! I’m [ i]16!![ i]
ISSHIN: If we don’t set our ages to at least 20, we may have problems further down the road, you know? * *[20 is the sort of “coming of age” age in Japan, including when you can legally drink.] Mutter: In this day and age MIKA: [bold]!?[bold] MIKA: Set...!? Mutter: What does that mean??
p.69 Heated speech
MIKA: Hmmm... So restrictions against ecchi things might get stricter in all sorts of ways... MIKA: That’s great! SFX: snicker SFX: sigh ISSHIN: ...Underage pornography in which the models exist in real life certainly [ i]should[ i] be banned. ISSHIN: However!
ISSHIN: Going as far as forbidding two-dimensional creations is utter stupidity! This is nothing short of an act of libricide which infringes upon our freedom of expression!! MIKA: B...but...
MIKA: Some people might become influenced by unethical stories and copy what they see... ISSHIN: [bold]Nay![bold] ISSHIN: All we seek are 2-D girls! It is [ i]because[ i] we are despondent of real, 3-D women that we get hooked on games!! But in spite of that...
ISSHIN: Those politicians cannot differentiate between 2-D and 3-D!! MIKA: Is that something [ i]you[ i] should be saying?
p.70 A noble determination
ISSHIN: ......... SFX: sigh... ISSHIN: ...Well, there’s no use in throwing a speech at you here, prez... MIKA: Well, I suppose so...
ISSHIN: ......... ISSHIN: I have decided. MIKA: O...on what?
ISSHIN: [bold]I will become a politician in the future![bold] MIKA: Whaa!?
ISSHIN: [bold]I... will change this country!![bold] SFX: grasp MIKA: Japan’s in grave danger...!!!
p.71 !?
KIKU: Hey! You guys have cleaning duty today too, don’t you!? SFX: oh! Boy: Sorry, we’re in a rush~ Boy: We’ll leave the rest to you, Kikukawa!
MIZU: [white bold]Gag me with a spoon~!![white bold] KIKU: [bold]Gag me with a spoon!?[bold] [2]
p.72 Penny wise, [3]
KIKU: Wh... What happened, Mizukichi? KIKU: You’re being a bit weird. MIZU: ...... MIZU: ...I thought I should be more in tune with trends and did some research...
MIZU: Was it weird? KIKU: Sorry, KIKU: It was weird.
MIZU: ...That’s strange... SFX: down MIZU: That magazine I bought yesterday said they were popular, though... KIKU: Something’s wrong with that magazine...
MIZU: I thought I got lucky since I bought it for 10 yen at a used book store, though... SFX: doo~wn SFX: shock KIKU: Th...that’s no good...! Mutter: When was it from!?
p.73 The mediocre teacher tells, the good teacher explains, [3]
KIKU: But a magazine’s too slow to for you to quickly catch up on the vogue these days. SFX: ahaha KIKU: It’s the internet now, the internet! MIZU: Then please tell me the newest trend.
KIKU: Huh? Me? SFX: nod MIZU: Please.
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KIKU: ...Umm... KIKU: There’s an old saying, “don’t follow trends, start them,” and...? [4] MIZU: I don’t care about the old.
p.74 Break 28
UME: There are words that normally sound serious, but become easygoing when put in katakana, right? SAKU: For example?
UME: [bold]Funeral portrait![bold]* *[“Iei” in Japanese, which means portrait of a dead person.] SAKU: [white bold]Yaaay![white bold]
UME: [bold]Uppish[bold]* *[“go-rippuku” in Japanese, which means pissed off] SAKU: [white bold]Apish![white bold]
p.75 Break 29
SAKU: ...Oh, the apish made me remember. Whenever I see the yojijukugo “Gorimuchuu,”* *[A “yojijukugo” is a four kanji idiom, and “gorimuchuu” means in a dense fog] SAKU: I always picture a scene where two gorillas kiss.
Go Ri Mu Chuu
Gori* *[Gori is often used as shorthand for gorilla in Japanese] Muchuu* *[Onomatopoeia for kissing]
UME: Aah! UME: I can’t get the gorillas out of my head! What have you done!! SAKU: Nothing I can do there.
p.76 Do what?
MIKA: ......... Tobira-kun, so while you play these games... MIKA: Do you do it?
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ISSHIN: ...What do you mean by “do it?” MIKA: ...!? SFX: oh! MIKA: N... nothing!!
ISSHIN: [bold]What do you mean by “do it?”[bold] MIKA: I told you it was nothing!!!
p.77 Do what??
ISSHIN: I play games in order to sublimate my spiritual hunger. ISSHIN: It is most certainly [ i]not[ i] to satisfy my lust.
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ISSHIN: [bold]I am not like you.[bold] MIKA: I... MIKA: I don’t do it, either!!
ISSHIN: [bold]What do you mean by “do it?”[bold] MIKA: S...sadist...!!
p.78 Title
MIKA: ...Leaving that aside, many games of this nature have some astonishing titles... MIKA mutter: Isn’t it inconvenient to read them at the store...? ISSHIN: The impact is important. ISSHIN mutter: Not many people read the titles out when buying them
ISSHIN: There are many cheap titles based on puns, though. ISSHIN: Also, if you use kanji like “lewd” and “shame” it starts to sound like it. MIKA: H...hmmm...
ISSHIN: Shall I make a pun title using the president as an example? MIKA: S... SFX: ah! MIKA: Stop it!!
ISSHIN: [bold]Sex Council President shameless Iwachidori”[bold] MIKA: Gyaaaa!!!
p.79 Wakuwaku* *[Excited]
MIZU: At what times do you get excited you watch TV, Okiku-san?* KIKU: Let’s see... KIKU mutter: Uuum KIKU: Like when the winner is decided on a quiz show?
MIZU: ...How normal. MIZU: It’s so normal I don’t know how to respond. KIKU: W...well, I’m [ i]sorry![ /i] KIKU: Then what about you, Mizukichi?
MIZU: I get excited when they insert a note saying, “This program was recorded on the [blank] day of [blank] month.” MIZU: I find myself looking for people in it that have died or have been arrested. KIKU: What are you getting excited about!?
MIZU: I also get excited when they blur part of the screen, and I wonder, “What in the world was there that they couldn’t show?” SFX: giggle MIZU: Usually it’s just a rival product of the sponsoring companies, though. KIKU: ......... KIKU: ...Say, you’ve been talking about the TV a lot, haven’t you...
p.80 Zuun* *[Dejected]
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MIZU: ...Since I don’t have money, TV’s about the only thing I can enjoy...... SFX: depressed KIKU: I...I’m sorry, Mizukichi! SFX: oh! KIKU: Let’s go play together next time!! KIKU: Okay!!!?
p.81 Zuuzuu* *[Drool]
MIZU: ...But I don’t have any money... KIKU: L...look, it’s okay! KIKU: I’ll pay for it!!
MIZU: ...Really? KIKU: O...of course! KIKU: I’ll treat you to anything you want to eat!!
MIZU: ...To tell you the truth, I want a PS3 at the moment... KIKU: [bold]That’s way too brazen.[bold]* *[This word is “zuuzuushii,” which the title is related to] MIZU: ...Then ignore that last statement...
p.82 Break 30
UME: Was there anything you learned recently that made you go “Whaa!?” SAKU: Let’s see...
SAKU: Something like how in Hello Ki**y [censored] SAKU: Ki**y-chan owns a Persian cat?
UME: [bold]Whaa!? A cat, even though she’s a cat herself!?[bold] SAKU: [bold]A cat, even though she’s a cat herself.[bold]
UME: [bold]Is that not like a human owning another human!?[bold] SAKU: [bold]It really is like a human owning another human.[bold]
p.83 Break 31
UME: ...Oh, she’s good, that Ki**y-chan. [these asterisks stand for censored stuff] SAKU: ...Well, if you anthropomorphize an animal, there’s bound to be incongruities.
UME: It’s also a mystery what kind of meat the lion king eats each day. SAKU: Oh, right, right, SAKU: Speaking of incongruities, about Chee** in A*panman – [5]
SAKU: In that world where not only hippos and rabbits, but even things like bread and rice balls are anthropomorphized, SFX: yap, yap SAKU: Am I the only one who thinks there is some deep meaning behind how only Chee** is still just a dog?
UME: ......... UME: It may just be you. SAKU: Is that so.
[1] Soo, I really couldn’t figure out what this was supposed to mean. The title was “changakuru” in hiragana. Something like “-chan is coming”??? Boohoo...
[2] Mizuki actually says “chou emu emu” (super/uber MM) and “choberiba~” which are Japanese slang used by girls and young women (refer to kogal). The MM stands for “maji mukatsuku,” something like “that seriously pisses me off,” while choberiba is short for “chou berii baddo” (super “very bad”). Used in the ‘90s in very much in the same way as “saiaku~” or “saitei~”. I swapped them out for some valley girl slang (‘80s or something).
[3] These titles referred to Japanese sayings, which were cut short. The first one corresponded to “penny wise and pound foolish” and was left as is. The second one was (comparing heights of) acorns, meaning they were the same/none of them stand out, so I replaced it with a quote including mediocrity: “The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains. The superior teacher demonstrates. The great teacher inspires.”
[4] This was another saying, basically meaning fads come and go, so I replaced it with a better one.
[5] Anpanman is a fairly well know children’s anime in which the main character is a superhero that is an anpan (sweet red bean paste (anko)-filled pastry), and the main characters own a dog with a misshapen head and high-pitched yelps called Cheese.
[6] Mi(d)zuki is talking about “danmatsuma” and “danchidzuma” which mean death throes and apartment wives, so the title’s supposed to be “apartment wife’s death throes” https://mangahelpers.com/t/umeboshi110/releases/26483[English] [Translation] Wa! 11 by umeboshi1102010-12-09T03:43:53+00:00umeboshi110admin@mangahelpers.com[Scanlation with this translation reserved for otakami]
WA! Chapter 11
p.47 Chapter 11
p.48 I can’t hear you
MIKA: ...Sigh... SFX: phew... SFX: tap x 2 ISSHIN: .........
MIKA: ...Can I ask your opinion on something, Tobira-kun? ISSHIN: I’m sorry, SFX: tap x 2 ISSHIN: I’m at a good spot right now. Would you mind asking someone else?
SFX: tap x 4
MIKA: ...What I’m about to say is purely hypothetical. A hypothetical situation. SFX: sigh... MIKA: Please keep that in mind while listening to me, okay? ISSHIN: ...... ISSHIN: Do you not have any other friends?
p.49 Autosuggestion* *[note: Making yourself believe something]
ISSHIN: ...I see. You observed the existence of an overly friendly person of the opposite gender near someone you are a bit interested in... SFX: clack [fixing glasses] MIKA: I...it’s purely hypothetical, okay? Hypothetical!
ISSHIN: Although it would be best to ask that person directly, ISSHIN: According to my experience it must be...... SFX: gulp MIKA: Is must be?
ISSHIN: Most likely, a member of the opposite gender that pops up near your target and acts peculiarly over-familiar is——— ISSHIN: [bold]Either a sibling or a relative![bold] MIKA: [white bold]!![white bold] MIKA: [white bold]That’s it!![white bold]
ISSHIN: ...Well, I’m just talking about in games... MIKA: Oh what, so they were just siblings SFX: Fwiii MIKA: And I was so surprised, geez.
p.50 He’s right, to a certain extent
MIKA: ...Now that I think about it, even people going out don’t piggyback very much... Mutter: Maybe carrying in your arms, but... SFX: hee hee MIKA: They were probably just working together as siblings to replace the lights or something... Uh huh.
DAIGO: ...Ah, MIKA: [bold]...Oh!?[bold]
DAIGO: Uhhh... You were... Mutter: ummm... MIKA: ......... SFX: fshhh She froze as it was just too sudden.
DAIGO: Right, it was Iwachidori-senpai. Mutter: I remember now. MIKA: It’s fine if you remembered, uh huh... MIKA: M...make sure not to forget it again...!
DAIGO: ...? DAIGO: You need something? MIKA: Huh...? Ummm... SFX: oh! MIKA: I...is your little sister doing well...?
DAIGO: ...Little sister? MIKA: B...big sister! MIKA: Right, your big sister!!
p.52 Of course that’s a lie
DAIGO: You were acquainted with my big sis? MIKA: ...Huh!? MIKA: Ummm... Well... Mutter: How should I put it...
DAIGO: I see... My big sis is, [ i]you know,[ i] so she may be causing a lot of trouble for you, but... DAIGO: She really means no harm. Please do try to get along with her.
MIKA: Y... MIKA: Yes, of course...!
DAIGO: Thanks, Iwachidori-senpai. MIKA: L... SFX: swing, swing MIKA: Leave it to me...!!
p.53 Say whatever comes to mind
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...I’ve... MIKA: What should I do... SFX: depressed I’ve done it now...
p.54 Break 23
UME: [bold]I won’t forget! I won’t forget![bold] UME: [bold]I will not forget it![bold]
Way back, the mangaka Mi—ru Yaku* apparently had a slightly stalker-ish hobby of “Taking home straws and ashtrays that famous people used to add to his collection.” *[Mitsuru Yaku]
UME: [bold]I will not forget it![bold] SAKU: [bold]I won’t forget![bold]
UME: ...Also, the fact that recently, although you can’t tell since he wears a hat, the top of his head seemed a little sparse. UME: [bold]I won’t forget![bold] SAKU: [bold]Forget that, for him![bold]
p.55. Makeover
SFX: walking by KIKU: ...... SFX: stare MIZU: Is something the matter Okiku-san?
KIKU: Oh... no, you remember the game that Tobira-san got you? The heroine in that had blonde hair, so I was wondering if Tobira-san likes blondes... KIKU: ...It would be weird if I dyed my hair blonde, wouldn’t it? SFX: Pff
MIZU: [white bold]That’s a great idea![white bold] SFX: smile~ MIZU: [white bold]It would surely look good on you!![white bold] SFX: thumbs up KIKU: ...Yeah, I think I’ll forget about it.
p.56 Break 24
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UME: You know, several decades from now... SAKU: Huh?
UME: If cloning technology were to be established and legalized, UME: I think that might become very valuable... SAKU: What would?
UME: [bold]Yaku Mi—ru’s collection.[bold] SFX: gulp SAKU: You’re still going on about that!?
p.57 Daina Tatsunami ①
Daigo Tatsunami’s older sister Daina Tatsunami (17) Friend 1: [bold]Shiva-san~[bold]
Friend 1: Let’s eat together~ DAINA: Okay, sure~ Friend 2: Shiva~ the teacher wanted to talk to you. Friend 3: Did you do something, Shiva-san?
Friend 2: You should hurry up, Shiva. DAINA: Okay ...... Friend 1: Then I’ll go to the cafeteria first, Shiva-san. DAINA: Okay ......
DAINA: ...Say, I know I should’ve asked this before, but why am I called “Shiva”?
Friends: [white bold]Wha!?[white bold]
p.58 Daina Tatsunami ②
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Friends: ...She doesn’t realize it herself that she’s the Destroyer... [2] DAINA: Well, not like it really matters~ DAINA: I’ll be going to the teacher, then~
p.59 Mizuki Asagiri‘s pointless story
MIZU: I was watching TV yesterday and there was some news about the trial of a celebrity who was arrested for using drugs. KIKU: Oh, I remember that.
In that program, the announcer Announcer: The defendant ----‘s [blank/censored] verdict has been revealed. ...said that, but,
To me, Announcer: Half the defendant ----’s butt has been revealed. ...it sounded like that. [note: Verdict and “half butt” are both “hanketsu,” which the announcer is saying has “come out”]
MIZU: My heart skipped a beat at that. SFX: teehee KIKU: Oh, is that so... KIKU: What a pointless story...
p.60 Break 25
UME: There are various terms like “maiden work*,” “virgin snow,” “virgin land,” “maiden flight,” “maiden voyage”... [3] *[note: work as in book or some sort of project] UME: I believe how “first” is expressed by “maiden” and “voyage” is sexist so let’s restate them! SAKU: Y...yay~
UME: [bold]“Cherry boy work!”[bold] SAKU: S...sounds lofty in creativity!
UME: [bold]“Cherry boy snow!” “Cherry boy land!”[bold] SAKU: Th...that’s hard to comment on...!
UME: [bold]“Cherry boy flight!” “Cherry boy voyage!”[bold] SAKU: T...try your best!!
p.61 Break 26
UME: But still, I wonder why they’re all “maidens” and “virgins.” SAKU: Who knows?
TEACH: There were cultures that prized virgins since ancient times. TEACH: Yukio Mishima wrote that virgins were like gems. The savior of mankind of a certain religion was conceived by a virgin.
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TEACH: ...Well, it’s all from the standpoint of a male-dominated society ※This is an individual’s opinion SFX: blow SFX: cough, cough UME: Why hello there, sensei.
p.62 Break 27
UME: I’d think a virgin and a cherry boy are similar, though. TEACH: ...Someone once made this allegory:
[bold]A well-defended castle (♀) may be attractive,[bold] [bold]But a soldier (♂) who cannot even bring down one castle is worthless...[bold]
UME: [white bold]...That’s easy to understand![white bold] TEACH: Well, there are also castles that can’t be invaded by anyone...
UME: ......... UME: Sensei, could it be that... TEACH: Could it be that, what? TEACH: [bold]Say it to my face, why don’cha? [bold]
p.63 New mugen* series *[note: infinite/endless]
MIZU: Oww... KIKU: Wuzzup, Mizukichi?
MIZU: Don’t you ever pick at scabs without really thinking? MIZU mutter: It was too early... KIKU: Ah~ I know, I know. KIKU: You want to peel it relentlessly.
MIZU: Then I thought of something. MIZU: What if they made a product out if it, like with bubble wrap or edamame?* [4] *[Edamame are those green soybeans that usually come in pods of two or three and you pop them out into your mouth. Mmmm.] KIKU: Wut?
MIZU: It’d be called [bold]“Infinite Scab.”[bold] SFX: peel ∞ Scab KIKU: [scary font]Disgusting!![scary font]
p.63 An important matter
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MIZU: ...What do you mean by disgusting? KIKU: Wut?
MIZU: Are you talking about the idea of the “infinite scab?” KIKU: Right, right,
MIZU: Or me, the one who thought up of something like that? KIKU: [bold]N...No!?[bold]
p.64 WA! p.65 WA!
~~notes~~
[1] Forgive me once again for the lameness. He’s mixing up her name, Iwachidori, with “chidoriashi” which refers to walking/staggering while crossing your legs.
[2] Her friends actually call her “Hashimoto” in Japanese. She is named after the Japanese professional wrester nicknamed the “king of destruction.”
[3] All the terms she says in Japanese start with “shojo,” or female virgin, while she changes it to “doutei,” or male virgin, which I used “cherry boy” for. In the English language, “virgin” is used to specifically refer to females very often (especially way back when (I think)), so since I kept using virgin to refer to female virgins :P I hope you got all that.
[4] This reminds me of the bubble wrap app/game/whatever that my friend had on his phone-amajig (don’t know, don’t care about those kinds of technologies -.-). It had some bubbles that you popped when you touched them on the touch screen, and of course they came right back. That was it; it was just for the enjoyment of popping virtual bubble wrap. Well, most people seem to like bubble wrap, including myself, so it’s pretty funny. It also reminds me of an actual toy I saw in a Japanese store: an infinite can where you can endlessly enjoy the sensation of peeling open a can (you know, with a can tab). This is Japan folks, and these are not among the weirdest products you can find. https://mangahelpers.com/t/umeboshi110/releases/25826[English] [Translation] Wa! 10 by umeboshi1102010-11-06T09:36:26+00:00umeboshi110admin@mangahelpers.com[Scanlation with this translation reserved for otakami] [[i ] means italics, [bold] is for bold where it's not quite evident]
WA! Chapter 10
p.27 Chapter 10
p.28 I don’t wanna acknowledge it
DAIGO: ......Hm? DAIGO: She’s the one who’s always with Kikukawa...
DAIGO: Hey, the midget over there MIZU: ......... DAIGO: Wait a second, shorty
DAIGO: Aren’t I telling you to wait, shorty MIZU: ......... DAIGO: Don’t ignore me.
MIZU: ...I’m not a midget... I will not turn around... SFX: griiind DAIGO: Well, you are a midget... MIZU: I AM NOT A MIDGET...!
p.29 You may call me Asagiri-sama
DAIGO: There’s something I wanted to ask you. SFX: slip SFX: turn away MIZU: I have nothing to say to someone who calls me a midget.
DAIGO: ...What should I call you then? MIZU: ......... MIZU: [bold]“Asagiri-sama”[bold]
DAIGO: ...Asagiri MIZU: ............
DAIGO: ...Asagiri sama... SFX: turn MIZU: How may I help you?
p.30 High
DAIGO: At any rate, there’s something I wanted to ask you, Asagiri... sama. MIZU: The fee for my information is high. DAIGO: ...How much?
MIZU: Let’s see... SFX: stare
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MIZU: [bold]Please let me ride on your shoulders![bold] DAIGO: Is that what she meant by “high”...?
p.31 Muska fan
MIZU: Whoa... DAIGO: ............
MIZU: Whoa...
MIZU: WHOOOA...
MIZU: HAHAHA DAIGO: ...... MIZU: The people are like garbage!* *[reference to Colonel Muska in Laputa]
MIZU: ...Since a promise is a promise, let me answer your question. MIZU: What would you like to know about? DAIGO: Tell me something about Kikukawa.
MIZU: Okiku-san, is it. MIZU: Hmm... DAIGO: ...It can be anything.
MIZU: She doesn’t seem to like being bound very much. DAIGO: I see... DAIGO: So she hates being tied down...
MIZU: Also, she’s probably wearing panties with a cartoon bear. DAIGO: I see... DAIGO: Pa...!?
p.34 !?
SFX: chatter, chatter Girl 1 mutter: What is that~ Girl 2 mutter: Whoa~ MIKA: ......?
MIKA: ...What? SFX: turn MIKA: What’s with the commotion——
MIZU: Whoooa~ MIKA: WHAA!?
Wh... what’s going on...? MIZU: Hahaha MIZU: The people are like garbage! Who is that girl...?? But wait, piggyback...???
p.35 A rival appears? 1
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DAIGO: .........
MIZU: She was doing a gacha-gacha for a key chain, too. Maybe she likes MIZU: Bears. DAIGO: ......
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p.36 A rival appears? 2
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p.37 Break 21 UME: When you’re watching TV commercials these days, they seem to write “※*This is an individual’s opinion” rather often. *[Japanese asterisk sort of thing] Sign: ※This is an individual’s opinion Sign: This drug will make you feel 10 years younger~! SAKU: Yeah, they do.
UME: Does it not feel like they can just say whatever they want if they write “※This is an individual’s opinion”? SAKU: Could be.
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UME: Sakurai-san, you are the cutest girl in the school! ※This is an individual’s opinion SAKU: HUUH!?
p.38 Break 21.5
UME: You’re cuter than any of those idols! ※This is an individual’s opinion SAKU: Co... come on... UME: You are the cutest girl in Japan!! ※This is an individual’s opinion
UME: ...So, as you can see, UME: If you tack on “※This is an individual’s opinion’s” it becomes okay no matter how utterly implausible what you say is. SAKU: HUUH?
UME: So today I’ll talk to my heart’s content! UME: This world that discriminates based on looks is wrong!! ※This is an individual’s opinion
UME: Everyone who is prettier than me should die! ※This is an individual’s opinion UME: No, wait, everyone should just die!! ※This is an individual’s opinion UME: This rotten world can go to hell!!! ※This is an individual’s opinion SAKU: ...I wonder if something happened to Ume-chan...
p.39 Don’t think
MIZU: ...There’s something that I’ve always thought was strange. SFX: wash KIKU: Hm?
MIZU: You turn the faucet before you wash your hands. MIZU: That means you’ve touched it with your dirty hands before they were washed.
MIZU: If you touch the faucet after you wash, they’ll ultimately become dirty again. MIZU mutter: grr MIZU: It’s contradictory. KIKU: ...If it bothers you so much, why don’t you just wash the faucet first?
MIZU: [bold]No way, that’s so annoying[bold] KIKU: Then you shouldn’t think too deeply about it...
p.40 ?
KIKU: ...Oh, Mizukichi
SFX: trot, trot
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SFX: trot, trot KIKU: ...What are you doing?
p.41 Errm
MIZU: I was testing my guilt. KIKU: Your guilt?
When you cross the crosswalk when the don’t walk sign’s lit you feel like you’re doing something really bad, but, MIZU: I’m doing something bad...! Guilt (↑) 100 percent
Even with the don’t walk sign, as your distance from the crosswalk increases, your guilt diminishes. Light: Don’t walk Distance MIZU: Well, if it’s just this... Guilt (↓) 70 percent
MIZU: According to my sensations, when I’m 5 meters away from the light my guilt halves. SFX: shine MIZU: Isn’t this intriguing? KIKU: ...Errm...
p.42 Best friend
MIZU: Don’t you think the phrase “best friend” has a nice ring to it? KIKU: A ring to it?
MIZU: Squishy best friend MIZU: Best friend of squishing* SFX: squish x 6 KIKU: Hey, you! Stop it, Mizukichi! KIKU: Mizukichi!!
MIZU: Awww... now if only you were Riko-tan~ SFX: siiigh... KIKU: ...Why you...
*[So the phrase is “muni no shinyuu” which is literally “one of a kind”/unequaled/irreplaceable close friend, or simply best friend (in a literal sense). She then turns it into “muni” and then “muni muni” in katakana, which is an onomatopoeia for squishing... something along the lines of groping.]
p.43 Break 22
UME: The name “Edogawa Rampo” came from writer “Edgar Allan Poe,” UME: And apparently the name “Hisaishi Joe”* was likewise parodied from composer “Quincy Jones.”* *[the “hisa” looks like the “ku” used in Quincy, and “ishi” is like “inshii” (incy of Quincy)]
UME: ...With that said, let’s give each other nicknames based on the names of foreigners! SAKU: Alright!
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UME: “Steven Seagal” or “Jean-Claude Van Damme,” UME: Which would you like? SAKU: [bold]Why those two!?[bold]
p.44 Break 22.5
UME: Hello! I’m Suteibun Segaaru~!! SAKU: ...I’m Jankuroudo Bandamu~... [These names are mishmashes of kanji that use the same pronunciations]
UME: What? Why’re you so unenthusiastic?? SAKU: ...I would have liked a cuter nickname... SAKU: Like Audrey Hepburn or Marilyn Monroe ...
UME: ...[i ]Audrey Hepburn?[i ]
UME: ...[i ]Marilyn Monroe?[i ] SAKU: ...I’m sorry. https://mangahelpers.com/t/umeboshi110/releases/25441[English] [Translation] Wa! 9 by umeboshi1102010-10-17T15:55:52+00:00umeboshi110admin@mangahelpers.com[Scanlation with this translation reserved for otakami]
WA!nderground 2nd underground floor—— (Welcome to Wonderground…) It was a labyrinth, deep and immense beyond our wildest imaginations!
SAKU: Captain Ume! I think we are going to get lost!! UME: Do not falter Sakurai-kun! UME: We shall walk with our hands to the wall like this! SFX: stick
UME: It will take some time, but we’ll definitely reach the goal with this! UME: This is a maze-conquering strategy passed down from ancient times!! SAKU: I see~, that’s our Captain Ume for you!!
UME: Now, let us proceed, Sakurai-kun! SAKU: Yessir de arimasu*, Captain Ume!! [t/n: She’s speaking like that the whole time here]
[Back cover (right)]
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SAKU: …What the!?
SAKU: Ca…captain! We’ve returned to the beginning! UME: Whaaat!? How can this be!!!? In this world there are numerous false old wives’ tales such as “an apple a day keeps the dentist away” or “pee on jellyfish stings.”* [t/n: Originally it said techniques/solutions such as “play dead with a (wild) bear” and “plain-colored mushroom are edible,” common notions in Japan, and probably well known to be false by now.] UME: Be wary
Takamanohara Academy Student Council Vice President Isshin Tobira ISSHIN: … He has fallen in love at first sight with Mizuki Asagiri at a computer store.
ISSHIN: … SFX: silence KOUTA: ‘Sup… SFX: open KOUTA: Whoa, dark
ISSHIN: … SFX: silence KOUTA: …Hey, Tobira KOUTA: What the heck are you doing?
ISSHIN: Fantasizing, why? KOUTA: Not meditating?* [t/n: Pun here: mousou vs. meisou]
p.004 Isshin Tobira (2) [②]
ISSHIN: It’s already been a month since we last met – SFX: Teehee [1] ISSHIN: It’s painful to not be able to meet someone you want to. ISSHIN: So I’m fantasizing. KOUTA: OK, sure.
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ISSHIN: ……Pff
ISSHIN: It’s not a crime if you only fantasize about it, right? SFX: chuckle KOUTA: So you’re fantasizing about something that would get you arrested?
p.005 Mizuki Asagiri (1) [①]
Takamanohara Academy 1st year, class B Mizuki Asagiri KIKU: …Hey, Mizukichi She is in love(?) with her classmate, Riko Shiina.
KIKU: I’ve been wondering, what do you like so much about Riko? MIZU: ‘Cause she’s gentle, and admirable, and cute, MIZU: And her cooking’s exceptional, you know?
MIZU: It’s only natural I want her as my wife! KIKU: No… You’re a girl…
MIZU: That has nothing to do with this!! KIKU: No it’s very relevant…
p.006 Mizuki Asagiri (2) [②]
KIKU: You know… Are you really thinking about your future? MIZU: I certainly am.
MIZU: Because I have a big dream. KIKU: Wow KIKU: What kind of dream?
MIZU: I don’t want to work! KIKU: Is that… really a dream?
MIZU: I want to be taken care of by someone!! KIKU: The epitome of a worthless person…!!
p.007 Riko Shiina (1) [①]
Takamanohara Academy 1st year, class B Riko Shiina KIKU: Hey, Riko, She is emotionally involved with her childhood friend Kouta Kakitsubata.
KIKU: I feel kinda weird asking this, but… KIKU: What do you like about that onii-san of yours? RIKO: Huh? W…Why do you ask?
KIKU: I just… was sort of interested in it… KIKU: Or like I couldn’t understand it… RIKO: … RIKO: Um… You see… RIKO: I can’t explain it too well…
RIKO: Because he was the first boy I saw besides my father when I started to gain awareness… perhaps. KIKU: But that’s like chicks getting imprinted!? * Imprinting They think the first thing they see that moves is its parent!
p.008 Riko Shiina (2) [②]
RIKO: …Oh, but it’s not like that’s the only reason… RIKO: Onii-chan has a lot of cool points! KIKU: Re…really, now…
RIKO: For example… Um… RIKO: He’s good with his fingers and he’s good at sewing, and… RIKO: He likes animals and when he sees a cat or a dog he can’t help but pet it, and… KIKU: ……
RIKO: And there’s, um… RIKO: He grows cute flowers in planters, and… RIKO: He sleeps with costume PJ’s,* and… [t/n: kigurumi, full-body costume suit things] RIKO: He has a pet hamster, and… [ordered right to left] KIKU: ……
RIKO: See, he’s so cool! KIKU: Wait, what!? Was there any hint of coolness in what she just said!?
p.009 Kouta Kakitsubata (1) [①] Takamanohara Academy Student Council Public Morals Head Kouta Kakitsubata KOUTA: … He has a thing for the Student Council President Mikado Iwachidori
KOUTA: …Aah… The president is so lovely no matter when I see her… ISSHIN: …I do not get what you like about her at all.
KOUTA: What about her, you say… MIKA: You…you can’t do that!!
KOUTA: Isn’t she kind of the girl you just can’t leave alone? ISSHIN: …I think she’s the kind that you’d never want to associate with… SFX [top]: heehee SFX: wipe wipe MIKA: …Oh, geez!
p.010 Kouta Kakitsubata (2) [②]
KOUTA: The president’s the kind of girl you feel “I’ve got to protect her,” you know… KOUTA: Like she’s in danger or something… ISSHIN: I’d concur that there is something dangerous about her…
KOUTA: But that’s okay! That’s what’s good!! SFX: yup yup KOUTA: Yamato Nadesico* is supposed to be a frail being that should be protected. [t/n: an “ideal Japanese woman”] ISSHIN: That’s astoundingly chauvinistic.
ISSHIN: Besides, the women nowadays are too tough. SFX: sigh… ISSHIN: Since when did Japan become a country of Amazons? KOUTA: You can’t complain if you were punched out by a feminist who heard that.
KOUTA: The women who spout about carnivorousness** or whatever can go eat bear meat!! [t/n: Google carnivorous women and read a couple articles] KOUTA mutter: That smelly bear meat that even Gin hated!!*** [t/n: reference to Ginga: Nagareboshi Gin, oldschool manga/anime about a dog named Gin and evil bears. I am so good.] ISSHIN: I know this is weird coming from me, but you’ve got a distorted personality too.
p.011 Mikado Iwachidori (1) [①]
Takamanohara Academy Student Council President Mikado Iwachidori MIKA: …? She seems to be interested in Daigo Tatsunami one grade below her.
MIKA: Walking with headphones on again…! MIKA: Seriously… How many times must I tell him for him to understand!? MIKA: I’ll need to warn him!! ISSHIN: …What are you smirking for?
MIKA: I am not smirking! ISSHIN: Yes you are. MIKA: Am not!! ISSHIN: You are.
p.012 Mikado Iwachidori (2) [②]
MIKA: …I wonder… MIKA: What sort of women do guys find attractive…?
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ISSHIN: …You don’t have any qualms about asking me that? MIKA: …! SFX [top]: oh! SFX: stand MIKA: Th…that’s true. I can’t possibly expect a decent answer from you… MIKA: Please forget about it
ISSHIN: It’s clearly maids. MIKA: So you answer anyway… MIKA: And you still aren’t any help at all…
p.013 Daigo Tatsunami (1) [①]
Takamanohara Academy 1st year, class B Daigo Tatsunami He has feelings for Isana Kikukawa in the same grade.
DAIGO: …Kikukawa… DAIGO: …
DAIGO: …Hey, Kikukawa… MIZU: Oh KIKU: Hm? What’s…
KIKU: Up DAIGO: !?
p.014 Daigo Tatsunami (2) [②]
KIKU: My eyes… SFX: Waaaah KIKU: My eeeyes!! MIZU: Are you all right, colonel, MIZU: Colonel~ [2] DAIGO: ……
MIZU: A precise blow to both eyes in one stroke… what a terrifying person Tatsunami-san is. KIKU: Ta…Tatsunami-kun!? KIKU: Why’d you do that!? DAIGO: Uh… no…
MIZU: Whoa… A peace sign for victory is it, Tatsunami-san. SFX: oh! KIKU: P…peace sign!? DAIGO: !?
KIKU: You’re horrible, Tatsunami-kun!! Mutter: Waaah DAIGO: …… …Why did it turn out like this…
p.015 Isana Kikukawa (1) [①]
Takamanohara Academy 1st year, class B Isana Kikukawa KIKU: Man, that was awful… MIZU: What an ordeal. She seems to like the Student Council Vice President Isshin Tobira.
KIKU: …Oh, Tobira-san… Sign: Nurse’s office
KIKU: …… KIKU: He really is wonderful, Tobira-san… MIZU: …Hmm, I must say.
MIZU: Normally you can’t tell that he’s an eroge otaku who’s into BDSM. SFX: urgh KIKU: …Don’t say that now… Mutter: Even if it’s the truth…
p.016 Isana Kikukawa (2) [②]
MIZU: Why do you like the vice president-san in the first place? KIKU: …Huh? KIKU: Wh…what’s with you all of a sudden…
MIZU: No, I had asked simply because I cannot comprehend it. KIKU: …… SFX: blush KIKU: Well~… How should I put it…
KIKU: I guess ‘cause he’s hot? SFX: heehee KIKU: Or something?
MIZU: Slut. KIKU: …Did you have to go that far?
p.017 Isana Kikukawa (3) [③]
KIKU: …Alright, let’s just leave that as a joke… KIKU: I actually have an explanation. KIKU: A reason for liking Tobira-san. MIZU: Really, now.
KIKU: It’s a bit of a long story, is that OK?
MIZU: Heck no.
KIKU: Wai…!? C’mon, listen…!! MIZU: No, it’s long. KIKU: Heeeey!!
p.018 Isana Kikukawa (4) [④]
KIKU: First I have to tell you a little about myself to explain Tobira-san’s charm. MIZU: Really, now. Juice box: Was bought for her
KIKU: Umm… How should I say this… KIKU: Although I’ve always had quite a few guy friends… KIKU: For some reason I’ve never gotten intimate with anyone, you see…
KIKU: I sort of feel like people don’t really see me as a girl… KIKU: Or like I usually don’t get treated like one… MIZU: …Oh,
MIZU: I get it, I get it! MIZU: Exactly!! SFX [KIKU]: sob KIKU: …I’m a little hurt if you agree with it that much…
p.019 Isana Kikukawa (5) [⑤]
…Yes, that was soon after we entered this school. KIKU: Whoa!? Someone bumped into me, and I was about to fall——
ISSHIN: If something were to happen to you, I’d… ISSHIN: Really… Please be careful, okay? …That was when, for the first time in my life, I felt like a princess…
KIKU: From that day on, Tobira-san was my prince… KIKU: The prince I long for!! MIZU: …There’s definitely something up with that…
p.020 A certain occurrence (1) [①]
ISSHIN: Hello. ODA: Ah, you’ve done well in coming here. ODA: Please, take a look at this!
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ISSHIN: …Seriously… Are you… SFX: sigh…
ISSHIN: A genius!? ODA: I had thought that you would understand!
p.021 A certain occurrence (2) [②]
ODA: 1/6 sea of stars girl Yuu Starmine [3] ODA: This is the product planned for distribution at this year’s event. ISSHIN: It is magnificently well made. ISSHIN: I don’t think a product this elaborate would even be made commercially. [I just noticed she looks a bit like club president from Manabiya]
ISSHIN: With this there’s no mistake you’ll sell out again this year. ODA: If you would like, I shall offer this prototype to you. ISSHIN: Is that really OK? ODA: Most certainly.
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ISSHIN: …It’s truly magnificent! ODA: Please treat it with care! TAKERU: …
p.022 A certain occurrence (3) [③]
ISSHIN: Friends are something one must have. SFX: chuckle
ISSHIN: Now, I wonder where I should put it. KIKU: Ah!
ISSHIN: …!?
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p.023 A certain occurrence (4) [④]
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ISSHIN: …phew… SFX: sigh ISSHIN: Thank goodness… Safe and sound.
ISSHIN: If something were to happen to Yuu,* I’d… [t/n: Actually, I messed with the figure’s name. Its real name is Anita, which is close to “anata,” which means “you” in Japanese, hence Okiku’s misinterpretation. Nevermind the fact that Yuu sounds Japanese anyways…] SFX: fuming ISSHIN: Really, please be careful, okay!! The truth.
p.024 Break 20
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SAKU: …Oh! SFX: oh!
SAKU: Oh no! It’s already started, Ume-chan!! SAKU: Hey, Ume-chan! UME: I have a local wireless connection right now, so can you leave it for later? SAKU: Ume-chan!?
p.025 Break 20.5
UME: We had so few parts so I let my guard down! UME: Hello to all the readers! I’m Ume-chan!! SAKU: I…I’m Sakurai~
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UME: …I’ll leave the rest to you then. SFX: plunk SAKU: Huuh?
UME: Ah, there’s someone now SAKU: W… SAKU: We’ll be seeing you this time, too…! [4]
~~notes~~ [1] Ufufu, as you can imagine as used here, is meant to be as close to graceful laughter as you could get. Why do so many of the words we use that have to do with laughing have to be so strong or negative? Why can’t I find a word for refined (and feminine) laugh?
[2] In anime-land, taisa, or colonel, is generally a respected, highly coveted rank and is held by several famous characters. This scene is a reference to Laputa, Castle in the Sky, when Colonel Muska (the villain) gets blinded, iirc
[3] 1/6 scale. "Seikai shoujo," "sea of stars girl," is a made up 4 kanji epithet-like phrase such as the ever-popular "magical girl."
[4] Yoroshiku. Had some trouble with this one… https://mangahelpers.com/t/umeboshi110/releases/25196[English] [Translation] Wa! Omake by umeboshi1102010-10-06T05:45:59+00:00umeboshi110admin@mangahelpers.com[Scanlation with this translation reserved for otakami] Wa! (Kojima Akira) Miscellaneous (cover+intro)
p.000c [Front cover; left side is the front and comes first] Wa!nderground [“wonder”ground] B1F
UME: Oh, so you’ve found us. UME: Hello, I’m “Wa!” protagonist Umemiya. SAKU: Welcome to the Wa!nderground. SAKU: I’m “Wa!” protagonist Sakurai.
UME: What? “You guys aren’t the protagonists,” you say? UME: That’s not really true, you know. SAKU: That’s because…
UME: “Wa!” is a group performance!! UME: That means we're all protagonists!! SAKU: Protagonists!!!
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Dog: Wangura ["wan" means bark]
[Back cover]
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UME mutter: bangbang SAKU: Unfair! End
p.001 Kojima Akira (presents) (Wa)! (1)
MIKA: To all of the new students here, Sign: Heisei year XX Entrance Ceremony MIKA: Congratulations on your admission.
MIKA: There is not one supporting role at this Academy. MIKA: Each and every one of us is a protagonist.
MIKA: I sincerely hope that your campus life MIKA: That will start from now will be fruitful days for all of you.
MIKA: …Welcome to Takamanohara Academy! MIKA: From today, this will be—
p.002
MIKA: Your place for learning! [aka "manabiya"] (WA)! (1) Chapter (1) Chapter (2) Chapter (3) Chapter (4) Chapter (4) Chapter (5) Chapter (6) Chapter (7) Chapter (8) https://mangahelpers.com/t/umeboshi110/releases/25194[English] [Translation] Wa! 8 by umeboshi1102010-10-06T04:31:39+00:00umeboshi110admin@mangahelpers.com[Scanlation with this translation reserved for otakami] [notes at end] [It may have been a bit confusing, but I made “NAME mutter:” be something they say aside outside of speech bubbles and “Mutter:” for stuff inside the bubble of the line preceding it. Also, page numbering uses volume numbers.]
Wa! (Kojima Akira) Chapter 8
p.127 Nickname 1 [Top left] Chapter 8
KIKU: Asagiri-san, so you and Riko got close enough to start using nicknames? MIZU: I suppose so. MIZU: At this point it wouldn’t be an exaggeration to call us lovers.
KIKU: No… I think that’d be an exaggeration… KIKU: But it’s a good opportunity. Can I use a nickname for you, Asagiri-san? MIZU: That’s fine. MIZU: But what’re you going to call me?
KIKU: Hmm… How about~… KIKU mutter: ehehe KIKU: “Mizukichi” [note that it’s supposed to be “Midzuki”(+chi) but the d looks ugly in there. I believe the joke is that “kichi” is for boys.] KIKU: …or something?
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p.128 Nickname 2
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KIKU: …Alright! KIKU: There seems to be no objections, so “Mizukichi” it is!! MIZU: ……!?
KIKU: You know~ KIKU: I came up with all sorts of ideas, but “Mizukichi” really is the best~
KIKU: Or maybe “Zukkhini” or “Micchonchon” would have… MIZU: Mizukichi! MIZU: Mizukichi da bomb!!
p.129 Nickname 3
MIZU: Then, Kikukawa-san, I’ll also call you by nickname from now on. KIKU: Yeah, bring it! SFX [above]: excited KIKU: I wonder what’ll it be?
MIZU: …… MIZU: “Okiku-san” [from a famous ghost story][1] MIZU: …How’s that?
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KIKU: It’s great!! MIZU: It is, huh…
p.130 Break 16
UME: Let’s think of “Words that leave the opposite impression if you change one syllable!” [actually one “character,” in this case a kana, which is basically a syllable] UME: I’ll start! SAKU: Ya~y SFX: clap clap
UME: “Standup,” and [ワハハ]: Hahaha (LIGHT): Manzai
UME: “Holdup!” (DARK): Hanzai [They were actually “manzai,” Japanese slapstick standup routine, and “hanzai,” crime. Might have been better to leave it in Japanese…]
UME: …How was it? SAKU: Opposite, totally opposite
p.131 Break 16.5
UME: Now it’s Sakurai-san’s turn SAKU: Umm…
SAKU: “Going home call,” and I’m going home now, honey I’ll be waiting, darlin’ (LIGHT): Going home call
SAKU: “Go home call!” Go~ home x 4 [chanting] (DARK): Go home call
UME: … UME: Don’t some make “going home calls” since they have no other choice? SAKU: The verdict’s ruthless!
p.132 This is a work of fiction
KOUTA: …Don’t you ever play any games besides eroge? ISSHIN: I do.
ISSHIN: I like stuff like Po—mon. KOUTA: Po—mon!? Mutter: How surprising!
ISSHIN: You torture a target that you’ve taken a liking to just to the brink of death, then use “tools” to bind its freedom of movement and enslave it… ISSHIN: Subsequently you can take it around as a loyal “pet” that won’t disobey any of your orders…
ISSHIN: *snicker* You won’t find another game as fun as this… ISSHIN mutter: chuckle KOUTA: Apologize! KOUTA: Apologize to everyone!
p.133 It has no connection to actual persons, organizations, or occurrences.
KOUTA: Po—mon is not that sort of game! KOUTA: It’s a game where you raise cute po—mon with tender love and care!!
KOUTA: You are wrong!! ISSHIN: I see… ISSHIN: Since you’re going that far, let’s settle this.
KAKITSUBATA VS TOBIRA
KOUTA: All right! Goooo!! SFX: beep beep ISSHIN: *snicker* How naïve. SFX: Kaboom MIKA: Don’t play those in the student council room! Mutter: Not you too, Kakitsubata-kun!!
p.134 Break 17
UME: Sakurai-san, I’ve discovered another of the world’s deceptions. SAKU: Deception?
UME: A knee pillow, [localization failed. Japanese call it a “hiza-makura” where hiza technically means knee.] UME: Is not a “knee” pillow!!
UME: It’s a “lap” pillow!!! [she actually uses thigh]
SAKU: You’re right!
p.135 Gacha-gacha 1 [2]
KIKU: …Oh, they’ve got new ones MIZU: That toy dispenser? Machine: Beauty Bear (part 2)
KIKU: The feeling of it clanking when you turn it is so addicting~ SFX: clank, clank MIZU: Is that so?
KIKU: “Is that so?”… KIKU: Mizukichi, have you, by any chance, never tried one? MIZU: Not really MIZU: It’s odd you know,
MIZU: To get what you want, they make you buy things you don’t. SFX: shove MIZU: Not much different from an underhanded product bundl… KIKU: It’s like a raffle! KIKU: You enjoy it like a raffle!!
p.136 Gacha-gacha 2
KIKU: You have that twisted view because you’ve never actually done it. KIKU mutter [top]: geez KIKU: Here, I put money in so try it for yourself. MIZU: Sure…
MIZU: Like this? Machine: clank, clank Toy: plop
KIKU: Oh, a special color KIKU: Nice going, Mizukichi!
KIKU: …Mizukichi?
p.137 Gacha-gacha 3
MIZU: …One more time… Machine: clang clang KIKU: Whoa, hey! KIKU: You’re gonna break it like that!
MIZU: …But it turned last time… SFX: dejected KIKU: Well duh! KIKU: It won’t turn if you don’t put money in.
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MIZU: …… SFX: glance KIKU: Hey, even if you look at me like that…
p.138 Gacha-gacha 4
KIKU: …Use your own money next time… SFX: snivel Machine: clank, clank SFX: mesmerized MIZU: Ooo…
KIKU: …Oh, secret rare? KIKU: You’ve got good lottery luck, Mizukichi Mutter: Though it’s my money… MIZU: … MIZU: How much is this?
KIKU: Hm? Well, it’s 200 a pop… MIZU: No, not that…
MIZU: This. KIKU: The whole machine!?
p.139 Gacha-gacha 5
KIKU: Wait… These things are fun ‘cause you only do them once in a while… KIKU: Buying something like that’s a total waste of money… Mutter: Even though I don’t know how much it costs… SFX: shock MIZU: W… MIZU: Waste of money!?
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SFX: quiver x 4 KIKU: …? KIKU: Mizukichi?
MIZU: …… SFX: cry x 4 MIZU: Huuuh?
p.140 I’ve done it now
KIKU: I… I’m sorry, Mizukichi…! KIKU: I didn’t think you’d get so hurt by calling it a waste of money!! MIZU: …This…
KIKU: Huh? Mutter: What is this… (15): Pen-shaped video camera Huge discount thanks to popularity!! [￥18,900 is about $227 and ￥9,800 is about $118, 10/5/10]
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KIKU: …Did you buy this at the crossed out price…? MIZU: Th… SFX: Waah MIZU: This is too much…!!
p.141 Break 18
UME: There’s something I’ve always wondered about… SFX: Mmm x 2 UME: Why do you close your eyes when you kiss?
SAKU: Maybe ‘cause it’s awkward to keep them open? SFX: Stare x 2 SAKU: …It’s not like I would know, though…
UME: Whaaat!? Sakurai-san, you’ve never kissed!? Even though we’re in high school!? UME: Seriously!? Isn’t that bad!? SAKU: …Have you, Ume-chan?
UME: No, why? SAKU: Whaa?
p.142 Break 19 UME: This is the male end of a video cable. UME: This is the female end of a video cable.
SFX: click
UME: …It’s kind of perverted! SAKU: Perverted!
SAKU: And for thinking that, you are SFX: straight up [as in direct… but it’s funny when put together with the next line :)] SAKU: Perverted!! SFX: shock UME: Perverted!?
p.143 Happiness
RIKO: Here Mizuki-chan, it’s today’s bento [Japanese-style lunchbox][3] MIZU: Thanks for doing this all the time… KIKU: Us eating lunch together is starting to be a daily routine now~
MIZU: I’m… glad I entered this school. KIKU: Hm? Why so suddenly? MIZU: ……
… I didn’t have many friends in middle school, So it was natural for me to eat my lunch alone.
MIZU: …And now it’s so lively, and fun, and blissful… MIZU: It’s like I’m in a dream… SAKU: ……
p.144 Thanks
MIZU: That’s why I’m so grateful to you, Okiku-san, SFX: rustle MIZU: Who started talking with me.
MIZU: …Thanks, Okiku-san…
KIKU: Mizukichi…
MIZU: …Oh, I’m about 30 times more grateful to you, Riko-tan! KIKU: ……
(Wa)! (1) (E)(N)(D)
~~notes~~
[1] Okiku is from the Japanese ghost story “Banchō Sarayashiki” (you can wiki or google either of the terms). Short version: some might remember references to a ghost that counts plates up ‘til like 9 and then screams. There were 10 super expensive plates and someone broke one, putting the blame on Okiku who was a maid.
[2] “Gacha-gacha” refers to a Japanese dispensing/vending machine for toys exactly like a simple gumball machine, named after the “clanking” onomatopoeia.
[3] I remember seeing an internet argument about weaboos and subbing and loan words. I had always thought bento was a legit loanword (it frickin’ is), but in general they argued against it but for kotatsu. What the… https://mangahelpers.com/t/tsunao/releases/22436[Bahasa] [Translation] Wa! 5 by Tsunao2010-05-21T10:42:07+00:00Tsunaoadmin@mangahelpers.comWa- chapter 5 Trans eng: aku and delacroixo1
hal 1
seperti halnya-rubah
hal 2 Teman Baik
..Daigo, ada masalah apa?
dari tadi kamu begitu terus kan?
...Yanagi?
ada yang kamu khawatirkan?
bagaimana kalau kita bicarakan saja
...kamu mau dengar?
Ya iyalah!
aku ini kan sudah 10 tahun jadi teman dekatmu
kalau ada yang bisa kubantu, aku akan senang!!
teman dekat..?
hei?!
jadi cuma aku yang berpikir begitu ya?!
hal 3
salah paham
sebenarnya akhir-akhir ini aku memikirkan seseorang
eh, sungguh?
Daigo akhirnya punya orang yang dia sukai!
orang yang kusukai...?
apa aku menyukainya..?
kenapa?
...
?!
ja-jangan-jangan?!
...hah?
ma-maaf Daigo..
perasaanmu membuatku senang, tapi..
aku bukan orang seperti it...
kamu bilang apa sih..?
hal 4
Cabul
bukannya aku nggak suka kamu!
tapi hal ini dan itu sama sekali berbeda!!
kamu salah paham ya?
aah? tapi aku sudah berjanji akan melakukan sesuatu kan?!
uh.. uuuuh..
hei, Yanagi..
...baiklah, aku mengerti!
akan kutepati janjiku!
aku akan mencintaimu!!
bukan... dengar ya..
aku diatas?!
atau dibawah?!
..kenapa semuanya selalu berpikir amburadul...
hal 5
istirahat 9
topik kali ini adalah " hal yang ingin kamu katakan satu kali saja
sebelum kamu mati!"!
pertama-tama, Sakurai-san, silakan!!
ooh
"pelakunya ada di kamar!"
"aku tidak menyesali apa-apa!"
"aku tidak bisa makan lagi kalau berbicara dengan mulut penuh"
"saat perang usai dan aku kembali kerumah, aku akan menikahimu!"
...daripada "hal yang ingin kukatakan sebelum mati" nya ume-chan
semua itu lebih mirip "hal yang ingin dikatakan saat sekarat" kan?
tapi aku mau mengatakan itu!
hal 6
pertanyaan simpel
aah?! kamu main game H di ruang Osis lagi!
mau kubilang berapa kali kamu baru mengerti, Tobira-kun!!
mau ikut nggak, ketua?
kamu menyukainya juga kan?
uu--!
ka-kalau gitu, ayo main game yang biasa saja!
yang H nggak boleh?
tentu saja yang H nggak boleh!!
kenapa yang H nggak boleh?
ko-kok kamu bisa menanyakan itu tanpa rasa bersalah?!
hal 7
dia ada benarnya
pokoknya, barang zinah tidak boleh!
apa barang ecchi seburuk itu?
dengar dan pikirkanlah apa kataku
kalau perasaan mesum hilang, umat manusia akan punah
demi umat manusia, demi semua makhluk hidup, perasaan itu alami dan
penting
apa memutuskan hal itu memalukan dan menyembunyikannya adalah hal baik?
bukankah ini yang menekan alasan kenapa, dibalik peristiwa, pria tertekan mengamuk dan menjadi pelaku kejahatan seksual?!
karena ecchi begitu penting, kurasa lebih menguntungkan kalau kita keluarkan saja!
....
ka-kamu benar juga..
(di sudut lain..)
jangan dibodohi, ketua!
hal 8
istirahat 10
akhir-akhir ini, saat menonton berita, apa kamu sering mendengar orang bilang, "no comment"?
ah, benar juga. kalau diingat-ingat
saat skandal keluar
aku masih belum tahu situasi, aku tidak punya pendapat
setelah digugat
karena aku belum menerima perkara hukumnya, aku tidak punya pendapat
selama pengadilan
karena prosesnya masih berlanjut, aku tidak punya pendapat
setelah pengadilan
aku belum menerima keputusan resmi, jadi tidak punya pendapat
...apa kalian meremehkan kami?
itu pendapat masyarakat!
hal 9
percaya
Kikukawa, ada yang ingin kutanyakan padamu..
apa?
apa yang harus dilakukan seseorang agar bisa populer di kalangan cewek?
..kenapa kamu menanyakan itu?
tentu saja agar disukai shiina!
kurasa kamu mengambil jalan memutar yang besar, tapi..
kan katanya, walau lambat asal selamatlah yang akan menang!
kalau itu mau mu, tidak masalah sih..
hal 10
bagaimana kalau tanya sama orang yang benar-benar populer?
Kumagai-senpai yang disana, sebagai contohnya
oh
kami se-smp. dia sangat populer dikalangan cewek
kenapa dia begitu populer ya...
hmm, kurasa mungkin karena perawakan tinggi dan kesederhanaannya
aku tidak begitu yakin sih, tapi..
begitu ya
postur tinggi mustahil bagiku, jadi mulai sekarang, lebih baik aku memotong rambutku ya?
ah.. bukan..
maksudku sederhana itu bukan rambutnya tahu..
hal 11
kejujuran
anu, apa anda punya waktu, Kumagai-senpai?
hm?
ada perlu ya?
err.. anak ini mau menanyakan sesuatu padamu..
baik, tanya saja
...? ada apa?
aku tidak akan mengerti kalau kamu diam terus lho
besar
kamu memanggilku hanya untuk mengatakan itu kah?
hal 12
Tertawan
eh?
kamu mau tahu bagaimana jadi populer?
sebenarnya, aku yang ingin menanyakan hal itu
aku menghabiskan 16 tahun kehidupanku tanpa pacar
ta-tapi senpai, kamu populer dikalangan cewek kan?
ya tuh, tidak ada gunanya jadi populer dikalangan cewek!
jadi cuma itu?
h-hei, asagiri
kita sudah memanggilnya kesini, jadi ayo tanya sesuatu
..dia besar..benar-benar besar..
kamu begitu mudah kebingungan?! buat apa kamu datang?!
hal 13
istirahat 11
Alfred nobel ,orang yang mendapat keuntungan besar setelah menemukan bahan peledak
Alfred Bernhard nobel(1833-1896)
menyesal karena penemuannya menjadi alat perang
demikianlah, dia menawarkan keberuntungannya untuk menciptakan hadiah nobel
dalam wasiatnya, nobel menulis kalau dia akan membuat 5 hadiah: fisika, kimia, fisiologi atau kedokteran, kesastraan, dan perdamaian
fisika, kimia, fisiologi, kedokteran, kesastraan, perdamaian, matematika
dia tidak membuat hadiah Matematika yang harusnya muncul pertama kali
karena ada matematikawan yang dibenci nobel saat itu
(mati kau! kau yang harus mati!)
kalau nobel membuat hadiah itu, dia tidak punya pilihan selain memberinya pada matematikawan itu karena dia sangat terkemuka
aku merasa agak dekat dengan Nobel sekarang!
tentu saja!
hal 15 efeknya luar biasa! (Ta---da)
i...
imut sekali!!
membuatku ingin memakannya!
kalau gitu kenapa nggak kamu makan saja?
hal 16
saat bertemu didalam mimpi
..to..
tolong jangan terlalu akrab denganku!
zzz
zzz
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cHApter 4
Tobira Isshin
hal 1 Aku adalah aku
hal 2 ? hmm? itu kan..
Heei, Riko!
Ah, Isana-chan Kamu bawa banyak barang habis belanja ya?
oh, nggak ini semua hadiah dari Pachislot
T/l: mesin Panchiko
hee, begitu ya
..... Pachislot?
hal 3 Pachipro
..riko, jangan-jangan kamu bermain Pachislot ya?
eh? iya setiap hari
se..setiap hari?! ya
ayahku sudah mengajariku sejak aku masih kecil
ehm..aku tidak mengerti tentang hukum dan aku tidak mau mengomentari hal kecil itu, tapi...
cobalah untuk tidak terlalu terpengaruh dan hati-hati dengan uangmu.. ya?
eh?
aku tidak pernah kalah main Mesin Pachinko kok
ap..
apaAaa?!
*EkHH
hal 4 Pachipro 2
..ya, kamu hanya perlu mengumpulkan pola yang berputar kan?
chon, chon, chon
mendapatkan semua hadiah ini benar-benar sangat membantu keluarga kami
ba..bakat yang mengejutkan...
..tapi, apa tidak masalah kalau ketahuan orang tuamu?
eh? kenapa? aku barusan sama-sama ayahku
lho?
ayahku itu pachipro
*ahaha!
*Ekkkkhhh
Uwaa...
hal 5 Kucing Rolling Ron
ah, onii-chan..
oh, riko? seperti biasanya, kamu menang lagi
oh ya, aku dapat ini, kamu harus menerimanya
*jreeng kucing rolling ron
..apa.. apa ini..
ma.. manis ya! (ts: bisa ditukar dengan lucu)
*haa haa *Greb *Deg
Eeh?!
hal 6 Kucing Rolling Ron 2
onii-chan, aku tadi berharap kamu akan senang karena kamu suka barang-barang manis
apa?!
bo-bodoh!
*blush
barang bulat ini! dan mata kastanye?!
empuk dan lembut seperti ini!
aku tidak suka! *Greb
daya tarik Onii-chan (Proof check)
hal 7 Kebijakan
Kikukawa...
kalau kamu tahu apa saja tentang shina, bisakah kamu ceritakan padaku?
tentang riko?
boleh saja tapi..
bukannya kamu sudah tahu di tingkat tertentu?
dari hobi menguntitmu
*ahaha *ziit apa kamu sedang menuntutku?
membuntuti orang yang kamu sukai dan mengetahui hal ini dan itu?
bukankah itu kejahatan?
..ng, siapapun itu, tetap kejahatan sih
sudah berapa kali aku katakan padamu
hal 8 serba bisa
...main lolicon eroge yang lain lagi?
tidak, kali ini cougar game
apa cougar game.. menarik?
zona pukulanku besar sih
apa yang kamu sukai dari Age Range?
dari buaian ke kuburan
jangan gunakan kata-kata itu kali ini
hantu juga boleh *cliing
aku memang bodoh dalam bertanya
hal 9: istirahat 7 Pojok "terjadilah" yang tidak terduga!
Topik kita adalah hal yang sering terjadi di RPG!
*jreeng * plok-plok wow!
seperti saat akhirnya kamu menabung cukup uang untuk membeli senjata yang kamu inginkan dan pergi ke
ruang bawah tanah, senjatanya ada didalam peti harta!
atau seperti setelah kamu mengalahkan bos terakhir, istana runtuh karena beberapa alasan!
begitu, begitu, begitu pula
begitu, begitu, begitu pula
istirahat 7,5
ketika kamu tidak men-save game dalam waktu lama, selalu saja semua pihak dibantai!
minigame nya lebih menarik dari game utamanya!
karakter yang join denganmu biasanya lebih kuat dari orang dengan level akan mati atau
mengkhianatimu!!
kamu menunda memakai elixir dan pada akhirnya menyelesaikan game tanpa memakainya!!
itu terjadi ya...?
begitu, begitu, begitu pula
Hal 11:gaya sadar
lho? asagiri, kamu mengikat rambutmu
aku cuma mau mencoba gaya sadar bagaimana?
bagus kan? manis lho
bagaimana kamu mengikatnya?
Karet gelang?!
*DEg
ya karet gelang?
hal 12 Kompensasi
kalau kamu mengikat rambut dengan karet gelang. susah dilepas lho?!
susah?
..biar kucoba
dengan sekali cabut?! *ou..
.........
aku sudah bilang kan...
hal 13: Istirahat 8
saat kalian berpikir pelan-pelan tentang ikan panggang
sebenarnya itu mayat ikan yang terbakar
ya, kalau dipikir-pikir, sashimi adalah...
mayat yang dipotong-potong
setiap hari tidak hanya ikan , kita telah memakan mayat dari sesuatu...
ya, kamu benar..
tapi, enak kok!
enak!
*duk buk
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Chapter 3 semua Bersama-sama
hal 1 Saksi
..perasaan apa ini..
mengapa hatiku berdebar cepat saat memikirkannya?
sfx: cklek
Daigo, saatnya makan..
mengapa hatiku berdebar-debar seperti ini...
hal 2 Penghancur
Ibuuu!
(waan drap drap)
Daigo sudah- Daigo sudah gila!!
h..hei, tunggu dulu..
ibuuuu!!!
aku bilang tunggu..
(Greb waaan)
maafkan aku! maafkan aku Daigo!!
ini salahku, kan?!
aku menginjak CD yang aku pinjam darimu dan cdnya rusak kan?!
(huwaaa)
apa..?
lalu aku merusak stereo dengan jus yang tumpah, kan?!
tidak hanya merusak barang yang kupinjam..
(HUWAAA)
aku sudah merusakmu!!
kakak..
hal 3 Topan
ini salahku karena membangunkan hobi cewek, memuja boneka, pada anak laki-laki sepertimu!!
(HUwaa) (Set)
..banyak yang ingin kukatakan tapi pertama, coba lihat ini baik-baik
..ah!
Zangyura?
ya, ini Zangyura
Zangyura!
ah, Zangyura
(Ta-Da)
Zangyura!!
Zangyura...
Zangyura!!!
(Ta-daa) Zangyura....
apa-apaan ini..?
hal 4
Tsundere?
hm..? itu Kikusawa..
apa aku perlu berterima kasih untuk yang kemarin..?
..hei, Kikusawa
ah
(hehe)
pagi, Tatsunami
...
hm?
kamu mau apa?
(sret) ... mati saja!
ehhh?!
hal 5
Tsundere? 2
kenapa sih dia? benaran-! tiba-tiba bilang mati!!
(memangnya apa yang kulakukan sampai harus menerima hal ini?
(huh)
Tsundora! (dilarang)
?
Tsundora?
atau.. tsundoku ya?
(beli buku tanpa membacanya)
kamu mau bilang apa sih?
hal 6 Istirahat 6
lidah manusia bisa mendeteksi 4 rasa: manis, pahit, asam dan asin
Lidah perasa (indera pengecap)
Ngomong-ngomong, lidah itu mendeteksi pedas sebagai sakit dan bukan sebagai rasa
dengan kata lain...
dengan kata lain...?
orang yang suka pedas itu M!!
(duk buk) M!!
hal 7
Kenekatan
(akh)
cowok itu..!!
tu..tung- tu..
(pof)
tunggu sebentar!!
hm?
oh, kamu lagi
kalau kamu gigih terus, aku benar-benar akan mengotorimu
(tanpa ragu) (ekh!)
kalau..
(Duaar)
kalau kamu mau, lakukan saja!!
hal 8 perkenalan diri
(ssh) (drrr drrr)
... siapa sebenarnya kamu..
(hm)
(lho?)
a..aku?!
barusan, kamu bertanya siapa aku?! ya?! ya kan?!
..menjengkelkan..
ah..
aku..aku Mikado..!
(Pi-)
Iwachidori Mikado!! ketua osis, 16 tahun, golongan darah A, bintang libra!!!
..aku tidak tanya itu
hal 9 memamerkan
kalau sudah selesai, aku mau pergi
sampai jumpa, Iwachidori Senpai
(Tap)
..apa..?!
apaan kamu...
memanggilku... Iwachidori Senpai?
kita baru saja bertemu dan sekarang kamu mencoba untuk sok kenal denganku?! benaran nih!!
...sedang menyeringai apa kamu?
siapa yang menyeringai?
siapa?!
(Sret) (pof pss)
Jorok
hal 10 Salah Paham
hei, kebetulan sekali
ah
halo wakil ketua
(Syuuu)
terima kasih banyak atas game yang kamu beli dulu (nunduk)
tidak, tidak masalah
bukan untuk memaksa atau apa, tapi bisakah kamu beritahu pemikiranmu tentang game itu?
... sangat menarik (Cling)
hoho.. ya ya
hal 11 salah paham 2
..ngomong-ngomong, wakil ketua, apa kamu pacaran dengan seseorang?
eh?
agak tiba-tiba..
kenapa kamu bertanya begitu?
...aku ingin lebih mengetahui tentangmu, karena itu-
bukankah itu alasan?
..aku tidak punya pacar
aku terbuka
aku bisa kapan saja
begitu ya (sret)
kalau begitu, sudah ya
hal 12
Salah paham 3
...
oh?
(syuu syuu)
aku lebih baik cepat-cepat beritahu Kikukawa
... jangan-jangan ini..
permainan pengabaian..?!
(Glegaar)
menggunakan permainan pengabaian padaku..
(fufufu) (Duung)
seperti dugaanku, orang yang sudah menangkap hatiku tidak akan kubiarkan pergi!!
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Hal 1 orang menarik, orang aneh
hal 2: Tangguh
Isana, mau makan bento bareng?
boleh tuh!
kenapa tidak ikut kami saja, Asagiri?
maaf, tidak bisa
aku melarang diriku sendiri untuk makan siang
hah? apa kamu sedang diet?
itu karena aku miskin
(Kruyuuk)
hal 3: Aku sudah memutuskan padamu!
aku tidak bisa membiarkanmu saja setelah mendengar itu...
aku akan bagi setengah bentoku
benar?
ya
kalau kamu mau, mulai besok aku akan membuat bento untukmu
keluargaku besar sih, jadi tidak apa-apa kalau aku membuat bagian satu orang lagi
...menikahlah denganku
Ehh?!
hal 4: Aku serius, Duel
.. sudah lama aku tidak makan siang seenak ini
aku senang bisa cocok dengan seleramu
Riko benar-benar pintar memasak
tidak kok.. itu cuma hal biasa
nggak usah rendah hati deh
aku saja cuma bisa bikin Onigiri
Kita tahu Riko lumayan populer di kalangan cowok
kenapa tidak minta saja Riko untuk mengajarkan kita cara memasak?
begitu ya (hm)
dengan kata lain, banyak rival yang bersaing denganku? (meh...)
Eh? (DEG)
dia serius mau menikahi Riko?!
hal 5: jangan-jangan?!
Riko, apa kamu menyukai seseorang?
eh, kenapa tiba-tiba?
....!
sebagai teman baikmu, tentu saja aku penasaran-
... (SET = angguk)
iya..
...!
..jangan-jangan orang didekatmu? (SFx: tanpa ragu-ragu = NG) (Deg Deg)
..ya
apa yang diharapkan, cewek ini?
hal 6: Tidak mungkin
...jadi siapa yang kamu sukai? Eh?
aku.. harus bilang siapa itu? (Deg Deg)
kenapa tidak? kenapa tidak? tentu saja aku nggak akan bilang sama yang lain! (Deg Deg)
..te..teman sejak keciku, Kak kouta (Glegar)
(brr brr brr brr)
seberapa besar sih kamu berharap ?
hal 7: Penyesuaian
terserah aku mau berpenampilan seperti apa kan?
kamu tidak punya alasan untuk memprotes apa yang harus dipakai
(Poof)
itu melanggar aturan sekolah!
kamu harus patuh pada aturan!
..kalau gitu, bila mereka bilang "kamu harus datang kesekolah tanpa pakaian", kamu
masih mau mematuhinya?
(Deg)
Ehh?!
akan kupatuhi!! (Duaaarr)
hal 8: Imajinasi
Nah, aku tidak akan melepaskanmu kalau kamu tidak merapikan bajumu!!
(Sekarang!)
Ah, capek deh...
(Ziiiit)
... apa maksud pandangan itu?
mau mengancamku?
..aku sedang mengimajinasikan kamu yang tanpa pakaian (*atau telanjang)
Hah? (Ziiit)
aku mengimajinasikan kamu kesekolah tanpa pakaian
haaah?!
hal 9: Rasa kemenangan
hen..hentikan! tidak sopan!! (Ziiit)
hee... kamu punya body yang bagus juga, ya?
mau ku kotori?
Gya-!! (drap drap drap)
(syuuu)
...Menang buta.. (*menang kosong)[Tsunao: terserah mau pakai yang mana ]
hal 10: Imajinasi 2
apaan cowok itu!
seenaknya saja berfantasi tentang tubuh seseorang!!
Lain kali, kalau melihatnya. Akan kubuat kancing bajunya tidak lepas!! (tsunao:
mungkin begitu...) (pof pof)
mau ku kotori?
mengotoriku artinya...
apa yang sebenarnya mau dilakukan...?
(bruush)
Wah?!
hal 11: Latihan
( sejak tadi pagi dipikiranku hanya ada dia ) .....
( ...tidak mungkin kalau aku.. )
...
padanya... bukan, bukan itu! jangan salah paham, chidori!! (tsunao: iwachidori namanya; dia
pakai watashi, jadi indo sebaiknya nama sendiri) (Wut wut) (Doeng)
aku tidak pernah memikirkannya, sedikitpun tidak pernah!!
..latihan menjadi Tsundere*? (*Translator:istilah Jepang untuk seseorang yang
kelihatannya galak, tetapi sebenarnya penyayang dan secara emosional sangat lemah
dan ingin dilindungi) (Greek)
Gyaa!!
hal 12: istirahat 4
kembali ke zaman dahulu di Eropa, penduduk yang tertinggal membuang kotoran mereka
lewat jendela
(Ugh) (byuur)
jadi orang yang lewat memakai payung agar tidak tersiram kotoran itu--! (Byuur) (Ugh)
Safe!
(Tep) dan memakai hak tinggi agar kaki mereka tidak kena juga
Safe!
Hei, ayo perhatian sama Limbah!!
(Duk Duk)
Yang biasanya kembali berlaku!!
hal 13: Asagiri memperhatikanmu
..hm? yang disana itu tatsunami kan?
kelihatannya begitu
(Fancy Shop Puli-Lura)
sedang apa kamu, Tatsunami?
apa tidak aneh kalau kamu ada disana?
ini tidak ada hubungannya dengan kalian berdua
Ah! jangan-jangan ditoko itu ada cewek yang kamu sukai ?
(ahaha)
bukan begitu
Tatsunami sedang terobsesi dengan bonekanya
eh..?
(Huh)
...bagaimana kamu bisa tahu...
ehh?!
hal 14: memintal tali jemuran
Boneka itu
mirip anjing yan kubesarkan dulu
oh, jadi karena itu
setiap kali aku melewati toko ini, aku selalu menatapnya...
miniatur anjing manis itu...
heh...
Zangyura
Eh?
(Deg)
itu namanya?!
Hal 15: Asagiri cuma memperhatikanmu
kadang-kadang, aku berpikir kapan boneka itu akan terjual...
....
...ok!
ayo masuk!!
(Greb)
hm?
kamu mau itu kan? itu!
kalau kamu menahan diri masuk toko itu sendiri, aku bisa menemanimu! (Puk)
baiklah, Ayo! (sret)
h..hei..
aku benar-benar tidak mau..
....
hal 16: Butuh?
hei, darling
Isana mau~ wan-chan itu!
..kenapa? apa kepalamu kebentur...
(Buk)
aku sedang berpura-pura agar kamu bisa beli dengan mudah!!
Coba ikuti aku!
(waduh! Uu...)
..apa perlu begitu? berakting, itukan...
hal 17: Seandainya saja Asagiri memperhatikanmu
terima kasih banyak (sret)
....
rencanaku berjalan lancar!
dengan begini, kamu bisa selalu melihat Zangyura!
(hehe)
....
..ah...
Ng? mana Asagiri?
....
(Cring)
..ini mulai menarik
hal 18: Istirahat 5
...Sakurai, rasanya banyak hubungan cinta aneh yang tumbuh di tempat yang tidak
kita ketahui
baguslah kalau semua bisa menikmatinya, Ume
Aku suka kamu!
(dong dong)
Aku juga!
maaf, cuma bercanda (duk duk)
Aku tahu
https://mangahelpers.com/t/vachzar/releases/18298[Bahasa] [Translation] Wa! 1 by vachzar2009-12-15T15:50:43+00:00vachzaradmin@mangahelpers.comThanks to Weroth to allow it translated in Bahasa Indonesia
Asagiri:hobiku mengamati orang-orang Asagiri: tiap hari aku memilih targetku ->dan mengamatinya sepanjang hari. sfx -menatap sfx -menguap Asagiri: Menyelidiki sejumlah orang itumenarik Asagiri: aku rekomendasikan ini buat yang lagi bosan Asagiri: Semuanya. Ayo coba Kikukawa: Jangan, itu termasuk kriminal Kikukawa: -kecil- jangan rekomendasikan itu ke orang lain.
03 Sushi punya banyak macam topping
Asagiri: Oh, Halo, Kikukawa-san, cewek SMA yang masih suka beli celana dalam gambar beruang. SFX: Shock Kikukawa: kau melihatku? Asagiri: Kau butuh bantuanku? Kikukawa: em.. ya, ada sesuatu yang aku ingin kau membantuku, Asagiri-san Asagiri: Bayaranku cukup mahal lho. Kikukawa: B..Berapa? Asagiri: satunya 100 yen. SFX: murah! Kikukawa: Semurah harga Sushi dengan atasan telur!? Kikukawa: Aku senang tapi...
04 Ini mahal
Kikukawa: Kau tau, Aku sebenarnya suka sama seseorang. Kikukawa: Ehehe Kikukawa: kalau kau tau tentang dia, beritahu aku. ya? Asagiri: siapa dia? Kikukawa: wakil ketua OSIS, Tobira-san kalau tidak salah... Asagiri: Oke. Akan ku beritahu. Asagiri: Tobira-san itu pasti seorang... Asagiri: Wakil ketua OSIS! Kikukawa: ..eeh, itu yang kutakan barusan. Asagiri: ..itu sejauh yang kutahu. Asagiri: 100 yen, dong. Kikukawa: Nggak mau. Kikukawa: Apaan sih?
05 Di ruang OSIS
SFX: klik Iwachidori: ...Oh Iwachidori:Tobira-kun, hari ini Kau melakukan tugasmu dengan serius. Tobira: Aku memang selalu serius.
Oni-chan...jangan... berhenti >Nggak mungkin aku berhenti SFX : Thud
06 Volcano
Tobira: Apa yang kau lakukan? Iwachidori: bisa nggak berhenti main game porno di gedung sekolah kita yang suci ini? Tobira: Phew Tobira: ...Baiklah. Tobira: Aku akan memainkannya sembunyi-sembunyi Iwachidori: Gah Iwachidori: Bukan itu masalahnya!! Tobira: ..Lalu, apa yang harus aku lakukan? Iwachidori: Aku bilang jangan main! Iwachidori: Ini ruangan osis. di sini kamu, Wakil ketua osis berkedudukan diatas siswa lainnya. Iwachidori: kau mengerti maksudku!? Tobira:..apa ada masalah? SFX: Boom Iwachidori: ITU TADI!!
07 Tubuh dan pikiran
Iwachidori: Sebagai hukuman. Aku minta kau menyapu halaman sekolah! Tobira: Oh tidak... Iwachidori: Hmph Iwachidori: Cepat!! Iwachidori: sesungguhnya... Iwachidori: Aku ingin tahu apa yang dia pikirkan.. Iwachidori: sebagai siswa teladan, dia harus sadar bahwa ada batasan sebagai staf OSI. untuk tidak Iwachidori: melakukan hal yang memalukan disekolah Iwachidori: ......... Iwachidori: .........
08 Tertarik
Iwachidori: pemerikasaan, ini hanya pemeriksaan... Iwachidori: yup sfx: clik clik Iwachidori: ehh...Apa yang... Iwachidori: eh...? eehhh?! Iwachidori: Mereka melakukan.....?! Iwachidori: tidak mungkin!? sfx klik klik klik sfx: mendidih Iwachidori: Aughh! Apa-apaan ini!!
09 Sang Master
Tobira: ...Kau terlihat sangat senang. Iwachidori: Hah!! Tobira: Apa kau senang? Tobira: Hehehe
Iwachidori: in-ini pemeriksaan! aku hanya memeriksanya!!
Tobira: Sebenarnya, Aku udah memotomu. Tobira: Apa yang orang-orang pikirkan ya? Iwachidori: !? Tobira: Siapa yang akan menyapu sekolah? Iwachidori: Aku akan melakukannya.. SFX: weep
10 Mudah
...Ugh... SFX : Broom sweeping なぜ私がこんなことを… Iwachidori: Kenapa aku harus melakukan ini... Iwachidori:Tunggu balasanku, Tobira! Teacher: Oh, Iwachidori, dengan sukarela menyapu? Iwachidori: Eh..? Ah.. iya... Teacher: itu yang diharapkan dari ketua OSIS! teladan bagi semua siswa!! Teacher: siswa baru, contohlah ketua OSIS kita! Students: Iya. Teacher: Kerja bagus, Iwachidori Students: kerja bagus, ketua ...Aku memaafkanmu saat ini!
11 Istirahat 1
Ume: ...Aku punya sesuatu hal yang tak bisa kusetujui. Apa itu, Ume-Chan? Ume : Kau tau, tipe darah, kan? Setelah "A" dan "B" Ume: Kenapa "O"? Normalnya, setelah "A" dan "B" itu harusnya "C" SFX: Don itu Aneh!! SFX: Bam Kau benar!!
12 Laporan
Besoknya Aku sudah mengamati wakil ketua. Kikukawa: Sungguh? Kikukawa: Tipe seperi apa dia? Asagiri: dia sepertinya suka bondage. Kikukawa:hah? Asagiri: Kemarin, dia membeli game erotis di toko komputer. SFX: Shock Kikukawa: Ehh!? Asagiri: Seperti ini. Kikukawa: Kau membelinya?!
13 Sungguh?
Asagiri: Tidak, wakil ketua membelikannya untukku. Kikukawa: Ehhh? maksudmu apa? Asagiri: Dia cukup jeli menyadari aku mengikutinya... Tobira: Hei, kau yang disana Tobira: kau ingin sesuatu? Tobira: pasti sulit untuk cewek membelinya, ya? Tobira: Kenapa aku tidak membelikannya untukmu? Asagiri: lalu kubilang "Aku ingin seperti yang kau beli" dan karena itu, dia mentraktirku. Asagiri: dia pasti cowok yang baik. Kikukawa: B..benar..kah?
14 Penantang
Asagiri: Mau coba? Kikukawa : Ehh!? Asagiri: Aku ingin tahu kesanmu. …… Kikukawa: ......
15 Istirahat 2 Ume: "Woman-Killing Hell Oil" Ume: .....Apa yang ada dalam pikiranmu mendengar ini? Ume: Onna Goroshi Abura no Jigoku ditampilkan pertama kali di Takemoto Theater di osaka 1721, sebuah joururi oleh Monzaemon Chikamatsu. Note: Joruri = puppet theatre. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bunraku Ume: Apa yang kau bayangkan?
16 Pasukan kriminal
Tobira: ...Haa... Kouta: Ada apa? kau terus mengehela nafas Tobira: Setiap waktu, hatiku hanya tergerak oleh cewek 2D. Kouta: kayaknya itu pengakuan yang buruk.. Tobira: Tapi, kemarin, Aku merasakan hatiku tergetar saat aku bertemu cewek yang punya hobi yang sama Kouta: Dunia itu memang tempat yang luas... Tobira: Untuk pertama kali dalam hidup. Aku ingin punya cewek sesungguhnya SFX : Jaga jarak Kouta:Aku berharap melihat namamu di dalam koran.
17 Alasan
Riko:ah, kau disana. Riko: Onii-chan Kouta: Hm? Riko: Ini. makan siangmu Riko: Aku mencari-carimu karena kau tak ada dikelas. Kouta: oh. makasih ya. Riko. Tobira: ...... Tobira: siapa dia? Kouta: oh, dia teman masa kecilku. dia masuk SMA tahun ini. Tobira: begitu ya? Tobira: biarkan aku memukulmu, Oke? Kouta: Huh? Tobira: karena Aku terhina. Kouta：HUH!?
18 Alasan 2
Tobira: Aku harus membenarkan ketidakadilan Kouta: hei, lihat lah... Kouta: kau salah mengerti, ya? Kouta: dia bersamaku sejak TK, sudah seperti adikku. Kouta: dia bukan pacarku Kouta: sejujurnya, ini agak menyakitkan dia memanggilku Onii-chan. Onii-chan bahkan sampai SMA! Kouta: Tapi, Aku senang dia membuatkanku makan siang. Tobira: aku mengerti sekarang. Tobira: jadi, bairkan aku memukulmu dua kali, ya? Kouta: Huh!? Tobira: karena aku sangat terhina. Kouta: HEY!!
19 Tinggi 2 -> ketua
Tobira: Ini adalah dendam dari teman masa kecil. Tobira: Aku tidak mengerti, kau otaku mesum!! Iwachidori: Hei! apa yang kalian lakukan!! Oh!? Kalau bukan ketua. Kau tampak cantik!! Kau itu anggota komite moral jadi jangan berkelahi! Tentu! Kau tak perlu cemas!! Tobira: ..selera rendah. Kouta: itu kamu!! Kouta: Ketua itu cantik!! SFX: Boom Iwachidori: Jangan berkelahi!!
20 Istirahat 3
Ume: Ini aneh... Apa? Ume: Uang koin 5 yen dan koin 50 Yen punya lubang... Ume: tapi kenapa 500 yen nggak ada? Uang kertas 5000 yen juga gak ada. Ume: Kau benar!!
21 Penantang 2
Besoknya Kikukawa: lilin Kikukawa: tali jerami Kikukawa: Nose hook Kikukawa: manik-manik Kikukawa: Enema Kikukawa: Speculum Asagiri: ...Kau memainkan gamenya ya. Kikukawa:...Cinta ini menyiksaku...