Mangahelpers Translationshttps://mangahelpers.com/translators/rss2009-04-21T16:27:55+00:00/favicon.icoMangaHelpers Adminsadmin@mangahelpers.comhttps://mangahelpers.com/t/plain-archetype/releases/11683[English] [Translation] Yaoyoro! 8 by Plain Archetype2009-04-21T16:27:55+00:00Plain Archetypeadmin@mangahelpers.comSingle slash denotes connected bubbles, double slash denotes completely new bubbles. Equal signs ( =Like this= ) denote thoughts outside of word bubbles. Double arrows ( <<Like this>> ) denote thoughts inside thought bubbles. Squiggly lines (~Like this~) denote words or SFX outside of word bubbles, usually above a character's head or something. Let me know if there are any mistakes.
Open to anyone for scanlation purposes as long as proper credit is given.
:::PAGE 1::: Guy: Haaah... // Even if it was cheap // I'm not so sure about this...
Hiyashi-chan: Hiyashi Chuuka here. This chapter is about Fan-chan.
Commentary Dog: This is Commentary Dog.
Guy: This fan...
Fan-chan: Hello...
(TN: The kanji on her shirt says “cool”)
Yaoyoro! 0000008th Person: Fan-chan
:::PAGE 2::: Hiyashi-chan: A lot of people like to distort their voice by yelling into fans, right?
Commentary Dog: No, they don't. Putting that aside, let's talk about this week's anime. Sunday's show at 5 PM is pretty amazing.
Hiyashi-chan: You're pushing me aside to talk about anime...
Commentary Dog: I thought the moon brigade would take down the enemy with the Suikaba, but then everyone was killed in an explosion at the end!! And its going to continue in the upcoming movie!!
Guy: Um... / Is this really okay?
Fan-chan: Ah / Don't worry // I'm just a little worn out from the heat // But I can still use all of my abilities, so rest assured...
Guy: Ehh, what abilities?
Fan-chan: Rotaional neck...
SFX: (neck) crick crick crick crack
Guy: Waaaah, waaaah!
Fan-chan: I can cover 360 degrees...
Guy: No, that's okay! That's okay!
Fan-chan: Okay...
Guy: Hah...hah...I saw something I should not have seen // Oh...okay // ~A cool breeze will be nice~ // Let's see what you've got
:::PAGE 3::: Guy: Eeeh!?!?
Fan-chan: Fuuuu (this is all she does the entire page)
Hiyashi: Don't just make stuff up that you want to happen! There's no way Hata-sensei could do all of that before his deadlines.
Commentary Dog: I know. I'm (censored).
:::PAGE 4::: Fan-chan: Fuuu
Guy: Aaaaah
Hiyashi-chan: Risqué jokes like that will just get yanked...
Commentary Dog: Shut the (censored) up before I (censored) hit you.
Text box: While feeling the warm breath...
Fan-chan: Fuuuu // Fuuuu
Text box: “This isn't too bad,” he thought // And resolved to grow used to this feeling // FIN
Bottom text: Coninued next issuehttps://mangahelpers.com/t/plain-archetype/releases/10587[English] [Translation] Yaoyoro! 7 by Plain Archetype2009-03-19T21:24:55+00:00Plain Archetypeadmin@mangahelpers.comSingle slash denotes connected bubbles, double slash denotes completely new bubbles. Equal signs ( =Like this= ) denote thoughts outside of word bubbles. Double arrows ( <<Like this>> ) denote thoughts inside thought bubbles. Squiggly lines (~Like this~) denote words or SFX outside of word bubbles, usually above a character's head or something. Let me know if there are any mistakes.
Open to anyone for scanlation purposes as long as proper credit is given.
:::PAGE 1::: Guy: I bought / a new tv // Ah? // ...remote?
Remote-chan: Over here, yah!
Hiya-chan: This is the third piece this week. Hiyashi chuuka here.
C Dog: Just what she said! This is Commentary Dog.
Yaoyoro! 0000007th Person! Remote-chan
Remote-chan: Nice ta meetcha! / I'm Remote-chan, yah!
Bottom right text: The bullet from Comike / Natsumin
:::PAGE 2::: Hiya-chan: So this is Remote-chan.
C Dog: Okay, let's try to guess the punchline
Hiya-chan: Stop it...
Guy: Remote-chan?
Remote-chan: That's me, yah! // I was made with the latest technology! / A new remote / for a new tv, yah!! // Try using the remote // I'll run at the speed of light and change the channel!
Guy: Okay...Channel 12...
Remote-chan: Okay, 12, yah! // =Running= // =At the speed of light!!=
:::PAGE 3::: Remote-chan: Uwaaah // What a hopeless, black abyss, yah!! // But I am connected by infrared rays, yah! // Look! // The jumping ability of the latest techno-
C Dog: Ah, the end is coming up...quick, say something really witty to top it off!
Hiya-chan: Ah, what, but it's so sudden...ah...um...
:::PAGE 4::: Remote-chan: Guwaah!
Hiya-chan: Hooo...so funny!
C Dog: Fail.
Remote-chan: How about buying an extension chord, yah?
Guy: They're expensive.
Box text: Fin https://mangahelpers.com/t/plain-archetype/releases/10501[English] [Translation] Yaoyoro! 6 by Plain Archetype2009-03-17T19:55:19+00:00Plain Archetypeadmin@mangahelpers.comSingle slash denotes connected bubbles, double slash denotes completely new bubbles. Equal signs ( =Like this= ) denote thoughts outside of word bubbles. Double arrows ( <<Like this>> ) denote thoughts inside thought bubbles. Squiggly lines (~Like this~) denote words or SFX outside of word bubbles, usually above a character's head or something. Let me know if there are any mistakes.
Open to anyone for scanlation purposes as long as proper credit is given.
This chapter is about kaiten sushi. I am too lazy to explain what it is exactly; read this lovely wikipedia article for more information.
:::PAGE 1::: Guy: Man // It's been a while since I had kaiten sushi. // First... // I'll start out with some tuna...
Voice: Sir...sir...
Guy: Hmm?
Hiya-chan: So this chapter is about Kaiten sushi-chan
C Dog: Speaking of sushi, I haven't seen corned beef sushi recently.
Maguro-chan: Won't you please choose me? (TN: "Maguro" is tuna. All of the girls have their names on their chest.)
Guy: Uwaaah!?
Yaoyoro! 0000006th Person! Kaiten sushi-chan
:::PAGE 2::: Hiya-chan: Corned beef sushi?
C Dog: I saw it on a television program. It looked pretty good.
Hiya-chan: Hmm, I want to try it.
C Dog: From then on, whenever I read a cooking magazine or something, I wanted to eat corned beef.
Guy: Wh- / Who are you!?
Maguro-chan: Ah... / As you can see, I'm tuna sushi. // I'm not sure why, but everyone keeps passing me up...
Guy: Of course! It's kind of creepy...
Maguro-chan: Anyways, I can't breath because the tuna is hanging in front of my face... / gurgle // Would you please hurry and help me... / gurgle // I think I might die of asphyxiation... / gurgle
Guy: Waah! / Okay, okay, don't die!
Maguro-chan: Thank you very much. I underestimated the tuna. // I'm going to learn more about tuna fishing.
Guy: Okay...
Maguro-chan: I hate to bother you, but if you wouldn't mind...
Guy: Ah? What?
Maguro-chan: Would you please help my friend over there?
Guy: Your friend?
:::PAGE 3::: Maguro-chan: She's drowning in ikura... (TN: Ikura is salmon roe/eggs.)
Guy: Uwaaaaah!!
Ikura-chan: Thank you for your help. // I was almost done in by the ferocious ikura.
Maguro-chan: Sheesh
Guy: You're wel... / Ferocious ikura? What?!
Ikura & Maguro: We don't mean to bother you, but there is one more thing...
Guy: Again?! // What it is this time? Uni? Toro? (TN: “Uni” is sea urchin, and “toro” is a high grade of tuna)
Ikura & Maguro: No...
C Dog: But it's really annoying to have to open corned beef cans for some reason
Hiya-chan: It has a weird shape, too.
:::PAGE 4::: Maguro & Ikura: Raw squid.
Guy: Owaaaaah!!?!
C Dog: My paws would bleed all over whenever I would open a can.
Hiya-chan: If you don't use a can opener...
Nama ika-chan: Thank you very much. / Squid are pretty strong...
All girls: We hate to bother you-
Guy: Check please.
All girls: There is one more-
Guy: Check please!!
Box text: Finhttps://mangahelpers.com/t/plain-archetype/releases/10471[English] [Translation] Yaoyoro! 5 by Plain Archetype2009-03-16T22:16:43+00:00Plain Archetypeadmin@mangahelpers.comSingle slash denotes connected bubbles, double slash denotes completely new bubbles. Equal signs ( =Like this= ) denote thoughts outside of word bubbles. Double arrows ( <<Like this>> ) denote thoughts inside thought bubbles. Squiggly lines (~Like this~) denote words or SFX outside of word bubbles, usually above a character's head or something. Let me know if there are any mistakes.
Open to anyone for scanlation purposes as long as proper credit is given.
:::PAGE 1::: Book: Number One Laughs!
Top left text: Yaoyoro!
Hiya-chan: Like this...? // gets... // Gets!
C Dog: Re-do!
Hiya-chan: Eeh!?
Left text: Isn't it good to be able to laugh a little?
:::PAGE 2::: Top text: The second run of a new series!
Right text: This manga is a heart warming beautiful girl anthropomorphism gag manga created to soften the hardened hearts of the present day!
Yaoyoro!
Bottom text: The man who carries darkness in his heart, Natsumin
:::PAGE 3::: Kid: Uwaah // Think I'll take a quick break // Hmm? / No more flavor... // Better add some // Teabag, teabag...Ah? Where is...
Hiya-chan: We've made it to the second week. Hiyashi chuuka here.
C Dog: Kugyuuu...this is Commentary Dog.
Teabag-chan: Ah, I'm sorry! // I got a little caught up in changing...
Boy: Wha...
(TN: The books are all sorts of dictionaries)
:::PAGE 4::: C Dog: The opening picture last time was of flower watching. Why did it switch to a winter scene this time?
Hiya-chan: Well, it's cold right now, so there wasn't much of a choice
C Dog: By the way, there's something we need to clarify now.
Hiya-chan: What is it?
Teabag-chan: Ah / So that's the cup // I'll just go ahead and...
Boy: Okay...
Teabag-chan: Gugu... // Guuuu... // Guwhaaa... // Haaaah // Hah, hot water really is the best.
Boy: Yeah...
Teabag-chan: Ah // I might as well wash up
:::PAGE 5::: Teabag-chan: Lalala-h // Lala-lala // That was a nice bath...enjoy!
Boy: =No...= // =There are bubbles or something left over...= // =So...this is her leftover bath water...= // =I can't drink...hmmm? Her?=
C Dog: Are you wearing a bathing suit?
Hiya-chan: Yes.
C Dog: It's not underwear?
Hiya-chan: No...
C Dog: That isn't embarrassing?
Hiya-chan: If it's not underwear, it's not embarrassing...
:::PAGE 6::: C Dog: Good job.
Hiya-chan: Eh?
Teabag-chan: Is it really okay? You went to so much trouble with all of these...
Boy: It's fine! // Don't worry about it! Just enjoy! / Gulp
Box text: Finhttps://mangahelpers.com/t/plain-archetype/releases/10281[English] [Translation] Yaoyoro! 4 by Plain Archetype2009-03-12T03:42:41+00:00Plain Archetypeadmin@mangahelpers.comSingle slash denotes connected bubbles, double slash denotes completely new bubbles. Equal signs ( =Like this= ) denote thoughts outside of word bubbles. Double arrows ( <<Like this>> ) denote thoughts inside thought bubbles. Squiggly lines (~Like this~) denote words or SFX outside of word bubbles, usually above a character's head or something. Let me know if there are any mistakes.
Open to anyone for scanlation purposes as long as proper credit is given.
This is my favorite one so far.
:::PAGE 1::: Yaoyoro! 0000004th Person Telephone-chan
Hiya-chan: We come to the end of this week. This is Hiyashi Chuuka.
C Dog: Commentary Dog here. We can't wait for the next batch from Natsumin-sensei.
Telephone-chan: Ah / There's a call // Quickly... // I-I need to let them know... // ji... // ji....
:::PAGE 2::: Telephone-chan: Jiriri...rin... // jiririririn... // jiriri... // jiri...ri... // ...... // Ah, um... // There's... // a call... // How about I answer it? (above picture): Hello
Hiya-chan: We will return next week...and hopefully for many more.
C Dog: Gag manga don't have long lives. Long time serialization is a tough journey.
:::PAGE 3::: C Dog: Even so, we will work hard to make sure this series is enjoyed by at least one individual, if not many.
SFX: Gachi
Telephone-chan: Hello, good evening...
Voice: Hey, it's me! // I got in a scooter accident! Would you send me one million yen? (TN: about $10,500)
Hiya-chan: Yes, we will!
SFX: ~click~
Left text box: Fin
Bottom text box: To be continued in issue #12 https://mangahelpers.com/t/plain-archetype/releases/10202[English] [Translation] Yaoyoro! 3 by Plain Archetype2009-03-09T20:29:33+00:00Plain Archetypeadmin@mangahelpers.comSingle slash denotes connected bubbles, double slash denotes completely new bubbles. Equal signs ( =Like this= ) denote thoughts outside of word bubbles. Double arrows ( <<Like this>> ) denote thoughts inside thought bubbles. Squiggly lines (~Like this~) denote words or SFX outside of word bubbles, usually above a character's head or something. Let me know if there are any mistakes.
Open to anyone for scanlation purposes as long as proper credit is given.
NOTE: In the previous chapters I translated “gijinka” (sorry, this computer won’t type Japanese) as “personification”. After bumming around some more, and inspired by having to research “moe”, I’ve changed the translation to “anthropomorphism” from here on out. Sorry for any inconvenience. I probably won’t change the first two chapters…I’m just a lazy guy.
:::PAGE 1::: Police: Sheesh…who eats and runs these days?
Punk: Che, shut up!
Police: The station is close… / we’ll walk
Sign: Ramen
Police: Oi, Handcuff.
Handcuff-chan: Oka-y
Punk: Eh?
Hiya-chan: Hiyashi chuuka here. This manga is really about anthropomorphism.
C Dog: So we made it to the third one, huh. This is Commentary Dog.
Handcuff-chan: I got yooou!
Punk: …..ha?
Yaoyoro! 0000003rd Person! Handcuff-chan
(TN: Her shirt says “handcuffs”)
:::PAGE 2::: C Dog: “Anthropomorphism” makes me think of classic works, but it looks like it’s gained popularity recently
Police: ‘Kay, let’s go.
Punk: Eh / What? // Hey / is this a joke? // I can easily run awa…
Hancuf-chan: Awww / Please don’t struggle // I’m begging you
Hiya-chan: Now that you mention it, some manga with countries as people is a big hit lately. (TN: I’m sorry, have no idea what she is talking about.)
Punk: Ah….uh…. // …o-okay
:::PAGE 3::: Police: Okay, we’re here. // Good work, Handcuff-chan.
Handcuff-chan: Ah / thank you! // See you later // Bye-bye!
Punk: Haha… // B…bye… // =Ah…= // =I can escape…=
Box text: Fin
C Dog: The genre was established in the 80’s. Due to the prevalence of the internet, it spread explosively with the help of so called “moe”.
Hiya-chan: Ah, there’s an antropomorphic character I like. Uh, they have horns growing on their head like a deer…
C Dog: Please take you Nara propaganda elsewhere.
(TN: I am too lazy to talk about moe. Read this wikipedia article if you want to know about it.)
(TN: Nara is a prefecture of Japan next to Osaka. There is a park in the prefecture, Nara Park, that is famous for the deer that live there.) https://mangahelpers.com/t/plain-archetype/releases/10069[English] [Translation] Yaoyoro! 2 by Plain Archetype2009-03-05T17:11:34+00:00Plain Archetypeadmin@mangahelpers.comSingle slash denotes connected bubbles, double slash denotes completely new bubbles. Equal signs ( =Like this= ) denote thoughts outside of word bubbles. Double arrows ( <<Like this>> ) denote thoughts inside thought bubbles. Let me know if there are any mistakes. Squiggly lines (~Like this~) denote words or SFX outside of word bubbles, usually above a character's head or something.
Open to anyone for scanlation purposes as long as proper credit is given.
For reference, pouch curry is premade curry in a pouch. You drop it in some boiling water to heat it up, then tear open the pouch and poor it over some rice. The cheap kind is just curry sauce, but you can find it with meat, veggies and other stuff in it. It's pretty nifty, especially if you like curry (om nom nom).
Also, the generic people in this manga are of indistinguishable gender...at least to me...
Hiya-chan: Welcome to the second piece! This is Hiyaka chuka-chan!
C Dog: Comment Dog here. We'll be doing this faithfully every piece.
Pouch curry-chan: B, be quiet! // I need to prepare myself mentally! (TN: The writing on her pouch says “curry” / Her headband says “power”)
Yaoyoro! 0000002nd Person!! Pouch curry-chan
:::PAGE 2::: Hiya-chan: Hinting that we might be cancelled last chapter...that was a little harsh, for the start of a series.
C Dog: So? The average person isn't going to read this, and if its poorly done even a connoisseur will just skim over it
Hiya-chan: Please don't say such ominous things! // Everyone, please read Yaoyoro after Hayate! (TN: Hayate the Combate Butler, both series are published in Shonen Sunday)
Pouch curry-chan: Ouch! // This is hooot! // Way too hot! / Are you trying to boil me?
Apron person: Well, you are pouch curry... // Umm... / If you would just...
Puch curry-chan: Fine / I'll do it! // Here I go...don't push me...
Box text: Finhttps://mangahelpers.com/t/plain-archetype/releases/10049[English] [Translation] Yaoyoro! 1 by Plain Archetype2009-03-05T04:15:39+00:00Plain Archetypeadmin@mangahelpers.comSingle slash denotes connected bubbles, double slash denotes completely new bubbles. Equal signs ( =Like this= ) denote thoughts outside of word bubbles. Double arrows ( <<Like this>> ) denote thoughts inside thought bubbles. Let me know if there are any mistakes. Squiggly lines (~Like this~) denote words outside of word bubbles, usually above a character's head or something.
Open to anyone for scanlation purposes as long as proper credit is given.
I did this just because Noodles Loves You asked for it in his signature. Hope this is what you wanted, Noodles. Let me know if I can make it better.
:::PAGE 1::: Sigh: Hiyashi chuka-chan (TN: Hiyashi chuka is a Japanese dish served in the summer that has chilled ramen noodles, some kind of dressing, carrots, cucumber, ham, etc. She and the dog have it on their heads.)
Hiya-chan: Eh... / ah? // Wah! / eh?! // I-is the camera already rolling?
Bottom text: A new series of us, for us, by our peers
:::PAGE 2::: Title: Yaoyoro! The 8000000 Goods in Girl! (TN: This is a play on the saying, “Japan is the land of 8,000,000 gods”) Since I was in Akihabara, I applied to Shogakukan (TN: the company that publishes this manga) Natsumin
Floating text (next to Hiya-chan): The things around us can be seen as girls! Is it delusions? Illusions? No, these are beautiful girl personification related gags!
Cardboard box: Oranges
White shirt girl: Copy
Tag from towel girl's head: Tea
Orange body suit: Excalibur
:::PAGE 3::: Floating text: A simple start!
Hiya-chan: T-this manga is a...h-hart warming? Beautiful girl personification ga-gag manga created to s-soften the h-hardened hearts of the present d-day.
Sign: This manga is a heart warming beautiful girl personification gag manga created to soften the hardened hearts of the present day. Side effects may include spontaneous laughter at nearby objects, and we do not accept any responsibility for a loss of ability to distinguish fact from fiction.
Hiya-cha: S-side effects may include spontaneous la...laughter at nearby objects, and we d-do not accept any responsibility for a l-loss of ability to distinguish fact from f-f-fiction. // =I-I did it!=
Dog: Re-do!
Side text: BIG new series staaaart!
:::PAGE 4::: Person: Hmmm.... // Okay / This one // Once in a while // It's good to change the mood with some music // Set...
Hiya-chan: Hello, nice to meet you! My name is Hiyashi chuka-chan. I'll be appearing in the margins every time to introduce characters and give you behind the scenes information.
Person: ...the disk...
Yaoyoro! The 8000000 Goods in Girl!
0000001st Person! CD Player-chan
:::PAGE 5::: Person: and...play.
Dog: I am the Commentary Dog!
Hiya-chan: I can't believe the manga has finally been serialized!
SFX: (disk) Clatter
Person: Hmm, that really is a good song
:::PAGE 6::: Person: Repeat. // Play just the second verse. // Fast forward. // Rewind. // Ah, static? Is it broken?
C Dog: Well, to put it bluntly, the results of the survey from the trial run are sketchy...must have been luck that we were serialized.
Hiya-chan: T-that's rather blunt...it's not just luck, the series is pretty interesting.
C Dog: Well, according to the survey, you were the most popular character. That had some impact on it.
Hiya-chan: Eh, really?
:::PAGE 7::: CD Player-chan: I have returned... // To being a normal girl!