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And that's it for the public raws.
With this, I guess I have to drop this project since no more raws seem to be available. Sad though since there only seem to be like 5 more so more chapters left till the end. This manga officially either ended on may 2010, or was dropped by shounen ace on may 2010... One of the two...
Okay! That's that.
I'm also trying to get the other chapters though the editing phase but you know... lack of decent people blah blah blah. And decent for this kind of manga is very very low too...



Chapter 9
Men's Crusade

page 1

1. Teacher... Wanna read some erotic books? There's plently to go around.

a. Oh!

2. How is now the time for that?! / ...And you can read it in front of people...

3. You guys sure are noisy for a bunch of insurgents.

4. Which angency are you from? The PTA?

5. I told you we're not insurgents!! / Hurry up and let us out of here!

6. You don't seem to get it so go get me someone from above!!
TL note: meh... I changed stuff here and there... still has the same meaning... I think

b. What? They're held captive?!
TL note: side text

7. It's not "You." It's "My Queen"!!

8. Then get me the King!

9. Even if she's the Queen, / I don't think the person above is the King.

page 2

Chapter 9
Title: Men's Crusade

a. Men fights for their dreams, love, and pride!!

page 3

1. 2 Hours before.

2. There's a Caramel Dice in this H Village, right?!

3. Once I get it, I'll be one step closer to my actual physique! / To a tall, big boob body!

4. Yeah, I'm so excited, being this is sacred ground and all!

5. Sacred ground?

6. Teacher, you don't know?!

page 4

1. H Village is a Erotic Book Village.

2. Hah?

3. This H Village produces 92% of this country's Erotic books.

4. The H in H Village was not an initial?!
TL note: Okay, there needs to be a note or something here explaining H = erotic/ecchi in japanese. I am not remaking the entire joke to fit to something more english friendly...

5. If Hollywood is the movie capital of the world, then H Village should be called Erowood! / The Seagal of such a village should be destoryed.
TL note: you know... steven seagal

6. While we're at it, you've always called erotic books, ecchi books... Here it is more common to refer to them as "erotic books," so / try to adjust your perception for the different usage.

7. I will adjust.

a. Really?

8. You don't want to confuse yourself with a Pencil Book after all.

9. How can I?!!

10. ...... Ah, whatever.

11. Let's get some info about the dice.

page 5

1. Caramel Dice?

2. Never heard of it.

3. Dice?

4. All I know is "Sukebe Isu"
TL note: and there is that word again... Go look at chapter 5 page 11 line b... In any case, it is sorta like "lewd chair" but much much worse...
TL note2: also there is a pun here... Dice = DaISu... You see the isu there? ya... >_>

5. Forgive me, I do not know. Please punish me like the naughty pig that I am.
TL note: Okay, she doesn't actually say that word for word... but heh, it's funnier that way.

6. What a dumb girl piggy.
TL note: again, she doesn't say that word for word... but hehe.

7. Aah(heart)

8. That voice... My long lost sister?!

9. No, I'm not. Your sister would be sad if she can see what you're wearing.

10. That voice... Little sis?!

11. The sister!!

12. I couldn't get any info.

13. ...Hey, what's up with this village?

a. Snap
TL note: photo snap

14. You think this place would know anything?

page 6

1. Pardon us.

2. Hi

3. Welcome to H Village.

4. Are you sightseeing?

5. No... We're not...

6. Then you're prospective models for the H book, right? Or, you're just horny, right?

7. Well, let's do a simple test.

8. Eh?

9. Television anime boobs / and middle school drop outs,

10. what do they have in common?

page 7

1. Can't see any.
TL note: 3 part meaning. First meaning: she doesn't see anything in common. Second: You don't see any nipples in animes. Third: middle school drop outs can't see anything in their future.

2. Correct! You got it!

3. You didn't get it!!

4. We're not sightseeing, model prospects, or horny.

5. None of them?!

6. Then are you an enemy?!

7. Surround them!!

a. SFX: Angry

8. Eh?!

page 8

1. Gaaah!!

2. Why must you lock us up?!!

3. It's because you been charged on the child pronography law, right?

4. Charged on that?! Even though I'm 23 years old?!!

5. Ah

6. You guys got locked up too?

7. Yeah.

page 9

1. Why are you here? / How did you know there was a dice here?

2. How? It was when we read Hakase's second diary together.

3. Oh?...

4. In the Diary

5. I went to H Village to leave a dice there. / That village is awesome! H Village maintains the peace in Japan and my reason to live!
TL note: diary start

6. It cannot lose to Shibuya as the youth culture hub. I will pray for it's prosperity. / Shibuya youths don't seem to eat much. How I want to kill them!
TL note: diary end

7. That Thing is the same as usual, huh?

8. Don't call it, That Thing.

9. You're too NOISY! / If you don't be quiet, I'll ship out a book without any censors!!
TL note: I'm going to assume she means the porn books.

10. Got it?

11. I really don't care.

12. My Queen, we've caught another suspicious person.

13. Good grief. Today sure is busy. I can't get a break!

page 10

1. You, from before!!

2. Ah, it's Kanau Shimei and that weird girl!!

a. Weird?!

3. This is perfect-su!!

4. I'll get your dice as well now-su!!

5. That's it! If you don't be quiet, I'll close all the erotic books with super strong tape instead of the convience store tape!

6. You want the pretty covers to get ruined?!

7. Okay!!

8. HoHo. Are these the insurgants, Miss Yamaguchi?

9. Ple-Please call me, My Queen, Chief!!

10. Pardon me, Miss Yamaguchi.

11. I told you before that we're not insurgants!

12. We came here to look for the Caramel Dice!!

13. The Caramel Dice that's said to grant whatever wish when you collect all 6?

b. Call me

c. My Queen...

14. Yeah, those!!

page 11

1. Forgive me. This village has a lot of enemies within the PTA and the feminist organizations.

a. Those feminist hags

2. By the way, Chief... From what you said before...

3. This village has a Caramel Dice, right?

4. I do have a dice, and I am willing to hand it over to someone, but...

5. I have one condition.

6. A condition?

page 12

1. I want you to increase the sales of erotic books with the power of the dice.
TL note: I omitted out the part in the beginning where it says, "When you collect all 6 dice,..."

2. You three also know that for years, erotic books have declined in popularity, right?

3. No, we did not...

4. It's not commonly known.

5. Nowadays, with cheap erotic DVDs and the spread of the internet,

6. Everyone has stopped buying erotic books.

7. Particulary because of the internet,

8. They can easily and freely look at porn. It has no class!

9. Moreover, strange virus can infect your computer. / Fake bills and spam mail flood your mail box. / You want some erotictism from a beautiful widow, whom you paid to go to the meeting place, but she doesn't come.

10. Gaah! The internet is my villages's greatest enemy!!

11. You're just suck!
TL note: All the things the guy listed at line 9... All happened to him.

page 13

1. Anyways... If you take over the world, I want you to create laws that will vitalize the erotic book industry,

2. or if you get your hands on a lot of money, I want you to send some support to the village.

3. I... I absolutely promise to do those things. So, give the dice to me!

3. I also will do those things, so give it to me!

4. Me too-su!!

5. Wow... If all of you young girls will make tat sort of promise... / then surely you must all love H Village... What lewd girls!

6. (angry)

7. However, we can't have three.

8. I got it, we'll have a contest to decide!

9. A contest?!

10. Hey, could you stop reading those erotic books and get out here?

11. In a minute.

page 14

1. Okay! Now begins the Caramel Dice Contest!!

2. Let me introduce you to the competing teams!!

3. First is the Rug Rat team!!
TL note: I couldn't think of a good way to say little kid... then I looked up the word and saw rug rat <3

4. Whose a rug rat?!!

a. Rug Rat
TL note: team sign

5. Next is the Miss Bunny team!!

6. I'm kinda nervous...

b. Miss Bunny
TL note: team sign

7. And lastly is the Bird Head team!!

8. How did it end up like this?

c. Bird Head
TL note: team sign

page 15

1. The contest will be an erotic book trivia showdown!! / Who among these have knowledge and love for Erotic Books? They'll compete to see!

2. The team who shines to the top will get this black gross square thing as a prize!! / By the way, I am your host! Everyone's loving Queen!

3. Good job, Miss Yamaguchi!!

4. That was great, Miss Yamaguchi!!

5. As expected of Miss Yamaguchi, the former class president!

6. Call me, My Queen. Gaaah!!

7. These three are the judges!

8. I'm known for my publishing of my own Erotic Books! / I'm Satou, the editor in chief of erotic materials.

9. I'm known for my mother learning and sobbing over my job! / I'm Suzuki, a cameraman specializing in nude photography.

10. I'm known for handling the sneak previews on magazines! / I'm Kogure, I'm in charged of the orginal uncensored materials.

11. Okay, so whoever wants to speak, press the button and you can speak!

12. I don't know anything about Erotic Books.

13. Me neither...

14. SFX: Ping Pong

15. Eh?!

page 16

1. Erotic Books are erotic-su!!

2. A preemptive attack from the Bird Head team! 5 points!!

3. What?! You can say that?!

4. Then I will... / Umm...

5. They're rectangular!!

6. Book stores sell them!!

7. E----h? There's no merit in saying the obvious. / Those are invalid answers.

8. You two get 0 points.

9. Eh?!!

10. What should I do?.... If this keeps up, I'll lose.

11. In this world, there are men and women.

page 17

1. When a Erotic Book battle comes, please leave it to me, a man.

2. Shijou.

3. Big Sis! You know we've read Erotic Books all our lives.

4. Please leave this to us!

5. You guys.

6. Don't say something so cool to me.

7. Well, if the other two teams don't quickly provide an answer,

8. then we'll crown the Bird Head team as champions!

9. SFX: Ping-Pong

10. Yes! Rug Rat Team!!

a. Rug Rat
TL note: the half of the team sign

11. What?! They know more than what I know-su?!

12. There's a lot to know.

page 18

1. The little photo in the DVD's cover makes you more horny than a magazine spread!!

2. Yes Yes! With that you get 22 points!!

3. You'll make people angry if you have bring a erotic book to an open air cafe in the nude!!

4. That's orginal! 24 points!

5. You're pretty good.

6. You too.

7. You can't put up a poster by gluing it!

8. You become an adult by putting one of those up! 22 points!!

9. It's better to be caught by your beautiful teacher than your mother!
TL note: you fill in the dirty blanks yourself readers... >_>

10. I wonder what will happen after that! 18 points!

11. It hurts to wax your legs!
TL note: ugh.... okay...

12. That's true! 20 points!!

13. It's not suited to be an engagement present!

14. No, it isn't! 26 points!!

page 19

1. Well, right now Miss Bunny Team leads by 24 points! / Can't win against an experienced reader, little boy?!!

2. You can't read Erotic Books before the age of 18!!

3. By the way, the Bird Head team has completely fell back.

4. I can't keep up with them-su.

5. We're empty... / like an empty red ball.
TL note: no clue what the 2nd part is so I tried my best and fit the 1st part with it.

6. I'm done too...

7. Don't give up, Shijou! Aren't you a man?!! / Didn't you tell me to rely on you?!!

8. Yeah, that's right, Teacher... I'll try a little harder. / If I give up here, I won't be able to face the Erotic Book God.

a. Boobies

b. Boobies
TL note: that old guy on the top left

9. SFX: Ping Pong

10. What?! That boy has more knowledge of erotic books?!

11. Yes, Rug Rut Team!!

12. Eh...

page 20

1. This is a story of a time when I was still in elementary school.

2. Eh?

3. One autumn day, the young lady next door showed me an erotic book.

a. It's an erotic book(heart)

b. The horny girl next door (heart)
TL note: book title.
TL note2: I omitted/changed 2 things. One the extremely form the extremely horny. and Older from the older girl.

4. What are you trying to say?

5. For some reason, the young lady showed an erotic book to my elementary school self...

6. seemingly to just see what my reaction would be.

7. While I was in amazement of my first look at the erotic,

8. the young lady said this:

9. Nozomu, you want to see a pari of real breasts?
TL note: What... The... Hell... Man...

page 21

1. I answered with a quick "yes"... / She then started unbutton her pure white blouse

2. very slowly to tease me...

3. Nozomu, what do you think of my breasts?

4. They're really... really beautiful.

5. You can touch them

6. if you want(heart)

7. However, before that

8. why don't you take off your trousers.

9. Once she said that, she slowly took off

10. my trousers with those long white fingers of hers.

page 22

1. I'm so jealous of those past experience stories when I read them! / Since I can't go back to being an elementary school and theres no horny young lady living next door either!
TL note: I know! fuck those bastards!! Damn them to hell!!

2. I get so sad that I cry a little!!

3. I know. I know.

4. I want to be an elementary student.

5. My Lady! My Lady!

6. 10 Points, 10 Points, 10 Points! A big turn around with a perfect 30 points!!

7. And the champions are the Rug Rat Team!!

8. Yaay!!

page 23

1. Heh, good job.

2. Nice going there you.

3. No, it was a close match.

4. He's a good man.

5. If I were to live next door to Shijou-kun...

6. Uugh... I failed my mission again-su.

7. Well, as promise, I'll give this dice to you. / I trust I can leave the future of erotic books to you.

8. Please leave it to me. Erotic Books will be enternal.

9. Heheh, I'll do whatever I want once it's mine.

10. Are you really a teacher?

11. Hold that dice!!

page 24

1. If you don't want to get hurt,

2. you'll hand that dice over to me.

3. Senpai!!

4. Who are these people?! https://mangahelpers.com/t/bokolife/releases/22486 [English] [Translation] God Does Not Play Dice 8 by BokoLife 2010-05-24T05:43:42+00:00 BokoLife admin@mangahelpers.com Blah Blah Blah... What the other translations said in the top of the page.

Raw ends in the next chapter. I'm not going to bother myself in trying to find the continuing chapters. If no raws of chapter 10+ somehow drop into my lap, consider this manga dropped or something by me.

Anyways, school final tests are always fun... It's summer break for me now, which mean I will probably go hunting for a random manga to translate instead of this considering my above statement. Well, that is if ikcud(from kono-basho) doesn't restart a very delayed/on hold project that I was suppose to do. But chances of that is slim. I think...
Anyways, enjoy, I had a bit of fun in this chapter but I'm looking forward to doing chapter 9 more simply because it looks funnier.



Chapter 8
Truth of the Dice

page 1

1. You should know that those dice hold

2. a frightening true power-su.

a. Is she speaking the truth?

3. That was what she said, but / what's this true power?

4. I have no idea about that.

5. Hey.

6. Heheh.

7. I know what it is.

8. Eh?!

page 2

Chapter 8
Title: The Truth about the Dice

a. Clarifying the True Power of "God's Dice?!"

page 3

1. Any wish can be granted once all six Caramel Dice are gathered together. / Up till now, that is all we knew about them.

2. However, now, the secret true power in those dice is now made clear!!

3. These dice are hard, no? They can be use like a weapons to kill if you throw them at someone.
TL note: Blunt weapons

4. That is the terrifying true power!

5. You're a mega-idiot!!
TL note: sigh... here comes the relentless jokes that I am not that fond of translating

6. Aren't even flower vases and ash trays like that?!

7. Right! Flower vases terrifying true power is also the power to kill!

8. Every item in the world, their terrifying true powers are hidden, right?

9. So, it's not necessarily wrong.

page 4

a. For example... The drinking water in PET bottles, depending on how its used, it can be used to drown someone.

1. Gurgle Gurgle GoGahGah
TL note: I will assume the last one is of him trying to say something but I don't quite know what it is.

2. Don't just look in my room!

3. How could you with wives...
TL note: son has a wife/older woman fetish

4. Right!! You need to go after young girls!!

b. Erotic DVDs can break apart family relationships.

c. The more you simulate love in gal-games, the further you distance yourself from true love.

5. Real women are scary...

6. All the choices were disgusting...

7. And also, if a high school student who porn, he'll fear the book store's beautiful store clerk... / Ah! That just now was a happy power.

8. Totally!

9. Basically, the dice's true power is something like that maybe right?

10. I see, so it's like that!

11. There's only idiots here.

12. Generally speaking, if it's a frightening true power in a manga,

13. if the villain uses it, the world will be destroyed probably, won't it?

14. Wah! That's too stereotypical!

page 5

1. Bad people often say they will destroy the world, but it makes you wonder what makes them want to do that, huh?

2. I wonder about that too! / Destroying the world would destroy all the erotic book factories as well which will be very troublesome...

3. Bad people are idiots.

4. You guys are idiots.

5. But, we're not bad, so there's no need to worry about that.

6. Because what's bad is your head, right?

7. Also, there is a lot we don't know about the Caramel Dice.

8. Like why even though they're named the Caramel Dice, the dice have eyes on them. / I don't quite understand how once you collected them, it'll grant whatever wish you want.
TL note: yeah... doesn't really say that. I like to think its, "... the first dice only has one eye and the second... etc etc..."

9. Also, I don't understand the point of them being named the Caramel Dice either. / But, about the legacy of the super-ancient civilization, what is the super-ancient civilization in the first place?

page 6

1. If you wish to learn about the super-ancient civilization, wouldn't it be best to hear it from a person from the super-ancient civilization?

2. If you say it's best...

3. BAM!!

4. GUAH! I been completely hurt!

5. What are you doing?!

6. TADA! The highly anticipated big encore, Miss Super Ancient Young Wife's second appearance!

7. Enough of the narrating like back in chapter 2.

8. Is Shijou okay?
TL note: Kanji says Shijou, the furigana says body

9. He's fine, just unconcious.

10. He can still hear what we're saying, but / it's still pretty dangerous to be unconcious, huh?

11. Are you okay?!

page 7

1. Anyways, how long are you girls going to keep being so indecent? / Is that normal?
TL note: like normal as in you always do it

2. Ah.

3. In order to fight the enemy before, we had to strip off our heavy clothes.
TL note: Like in dragonball z! remember how the clothes they wore seemed like weigh 50 tons or something?

4. What sort of fighting manga is this?

a. What? That's just embarrassing.

5. Moreover, the clothes we were wearing disappear, so what should we do?

6. Hmm...

7. Ichirou, Jirou, get some clothes for us.

8. Panties' terrifying power is / to be arrested while stealing.
TL note: while stealing panties obviously.

9. A new power is welcome, so we'll bring them right away!
TL note: meaning they can touch them without being in trouble or something I guess.

10. Don't bring back any weird clothes.

11. Understood.

12. Is it okay to leave it to those two?

13. They're adults. They won't bring back anything weird.

14. I wonder...

page 8

1. A bra on top... Complete nudity below... What's up with that?

2. It's my style-su...

3. Good grief... What an outrageous exhibitionist. And, you're still so young too...
TL note: okay, she doesn't say exhibitionist, but instead says female pervert, but who in English say the words "female pervert."

4. I am not an exhibitionist-su! / Though it did felt good sorta-su... / But that is only 'cause its summer-su!!

5. Eh? It felt good?

6. No way! You're an enthusiast-su?

7. No, that's not it! / ...Anyways, the Shimei resident phone number... / Tell me how good it felt.

8. Are you really not an enthusiast-su?!!

page 9

1. You see, I was actually once an idol.

2. haah?...

3. My stage was the New Year's countdown concert at the Budōkan.
TL note: budokan is a concert hall in japan... somewhere

4. The seats were of course packed.

5. During then, when people stripped, since I was a elementary kid, I just thought, "I wonder how it felt."

6. In other words, when you were an elementary student, you were a pervert-su, right?

7. That's why you have to tell me in full detail!

8. Should you really be an police interviewer-su?

9. U~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~gh

10. You're really troubled!!

11. There's no need to listen to her.

page 10

1. Sister Kouji-senpai and Kashiwa!!

2. Hey-su!

3. Nice try on the job.

4. What's this? You! / Even though I finally decided to listen to the feeling of being exposed now!

5. Ah!

6. What? That look is amazing! / Do you already have a third? Let's form a band!

7. I am this.

8. T-That's a...!!

page 11

1. A badge from an organization by the codename DAF, whose under the direct command of the cabinet, the crisis managament agency!!

2. S-sorry for my rudeness!

3. It's fine. But, this is confidential, okay?

4. dream of a Naked Girls Band has ended!!

5. ---So, Shinmachi, / how did it go?

6. That...

7. You know, this and that happened and...

8. Well, it's all good. There's also a dice the way I'm heading. The other parties aren't going for it yet, so / just succeed the next time.

9. Yeah!!

10. By the way senpai, what is Boss going to wish for once he collected all the dice?

11. He's not going to wish for anything.

12. Eh?

Page 12

1. Once he completes the set,

2. he's going to seal them away.

3. Hold... Hold on a sec!!

page 13

1. Why the heck did you bring us this sort of clothes?!!

2. We only brought what look we thought matched with each of you...

3. They don't match! Especially mine!!

4. Man... Even though we went through all that embarrassing trouble to bring those...

5. Was it embarrassing because old grandpas are the ones who buy these kind of cosplay clothes?

6. No, that's not it.

Page 14

1. You see, when we were going to buy the clothes, a cute young girl lost something...

2. Young Miss, you misplaced this item.

3. Ah! I did! I unknowningly misplaced my skirt!

4. Thank you very much(heart).
TL note: "...For returning it."

5. This skirt is a very important momento from my father. / As thanks, how would dinner later sound for you two?

6. Well, We'll partake on your offer once the interview with Obama is over.
TL note: okay... it really says obama... and unless that is actually a word in japanese, I will assume they mean obama... ... >_>

7. Let's go to a hotel after too(heart)

8. When we thought about how great such an event would be, / the store clerk said to us, "Please don't speak when you're fantazing."

9. Your very existence is embarrassing.

page 15

1. Oh right! Shijou-kun said my previous outfit was funny.

2. But, what about this outfit? Is it cute?

3. Hey, Hey, how do you feel about this outfit, Shijou-kun?

4. You are just a bit too

5. old.

6. AH!! Right, you changed into a woman!! / Also, I'm not old!!
TL note: she and she-jou(this is what I'm going to call female shijou :P) says "out" and in japanese that basically means "fail" instead of old. It makes sense in japanese...

7. What the hell are you anyways?! Go away already! Give Shijou-kun back his body! / What has happened to that body?! Especially his crotch area!!

8. Is it big? Hey is it? Or isn't it?!

9. Big Sis, calm down.

10. Secret(heart)

11. Aah, I really hate this person.

12. Stop that already!

13. We've completely diverged from the topic! What happened to the topic about the dice?!

14. Ah, I forgot.

15. Don't forget!!

page 16

1. I want to hear this from a Super-ancient civilization person.

2. What is the Caramel Dice's true power?

3. I don't know.

4. Eh? You don't know?!

5. Just because one is a super-ancient civilization person, does not mean one would know everything there is to know about the super-ancient civilization!

6. I bet you guys don't know everything about the present time either! / You don't know anything about the true power of the Miss Young Wife's naked apron either!!

7. Eh? What? What?! What's the true power?

8. Getting all rough on me will make the apron all wrinkledly(heart). / And, also it'll make me all confluzzed(heart).
TL note: confluzzed meaning she is all confused but excited... I asked a high school girl if confluzzed was a word, she said yes.

9. Why would I know that?!!

10. I see...

11. The definition of a true power has become really loose, huh?
TL note: loose as in the definition was beaten to a pulp to mean whatever you want.

page 17

1. Come to think of it, shouldn't Papa have wrote about the dice's true power in his dairy?

2. It's written here.

3. It is?! Why didn't you say anything?

4. Because you didn't ask. / I couldn't answer any questions Teacher didn't ask, right? Such as the color of my panties. / Or do you answer even if you aren't asked?
TL note: last line is probably referring to the color of her panties

5. Muh... I don't have anything to reply back to agrue against something so off topic.

6. What is this?

7. Umm... Surely it's after "The Rankings of which Local High School has the Shortest Skirts Chapter"...

8. The diary is as weird as usual...

9. Papa...

10. Found it!!

11. I have wrote everything I observed concerning the Caramel Dice in here.
TL note: Letter start

12. Before you wish for your wish after gathering all the dice, prepare for the terrifying ordeal you must face.
TL note: letter end

page 18

1. "But, since I used those pages for the Skirt Rankings,"

2. "To be continued in the second volume."

3. What the hell?!!

4. ...Say, there's a second volume.

5. Where can it be I wonder?

6. Heheheh. I see.

7. The first to find that book will get both the dice's secret and the remaining dice.

8. I am certain that book is in my room. / Since a lot of Hakase's books are there.

9. We found it so quick!!

page 19

1. This room is the room where I first found you, right Mikage?

2. You lived in the school? / and in this room?

3. Yes! I'm fine with no power or heat.

4. An accountant would get angry if he heard you say that.
TL note: Don't really get it... but do accountants not get heat or power in their work?

5. Here is Hakase's bookshelf.

6. Let' see...

page 20

1. Ah! It's a naughty bookshelf!!

2. As to what sort of person the owner of this bookshelf is, / what do you, the daughter, think?

3. SFX: Sob Sob

4. Are you crying?

5. There's a book of proverbs here.

6. There is! Go papa!
TL note: She is exclaiming how proud she is about her father for having a book of proverbs

7. Heeh, now let's take a look.

8. "Orginal Proverbs for the Future"?
TL note: proverbs her father created and wants to use for the future/children

page 21

1. Master says, "I give panty fonture telling, so lift."

2. Lift.

3. Yes.

4. What master?!!

5. I found it! This is the second volume.

6. I'll read.

7. "Although they're named the Caramel Dice, they are in fact not sweet."

page 22

1. The Caramel Dice are also referred to as God's Dice. / The second name is not because it could grant your wish.

2. But because it is God.

3. Like how the shrine gods demand offerings, / the Dice God demands a reward for his wishes.

4. I cannot say what the god demands. If you were to anger the god, then...

5. Then?

page 23

1. The world will be destoryed?!

2. The Super Ancient Civilization fell into ruins because they used the dice. / Since they angered the Dice God.

3. That's what the boss said.

a. I'll tell you the "true power" so please don't go!!
TL note: don't go back home. I'm assuming where the boss is is not the girl's home

4. We collect the dice to lock them away, / so that no idiot in the world can use those dangerous dice.

5. No idiot in the world-su, huh?...

page 24

1. I wonder what is God's demand? Is it to just win at ChinkoChinkoChin with the dice?
1. I wonder what is God's demand? Is it to just win at CruddyCrudCrud with the dice?
TL note: Chinko means penis

2. You mean Chinchirorin?
2. You mean Craps?
TL note: Chinchirorin is a japanese dice game.
TL note2: For page 24 line 1 and 2, then second tl line is the changed joke to fit a more English oriented society.

3. Big problem, senpai!!

4. Right now, there is an idiot with two of the dice!!
TL note: hey! she got over her dumb speech ending thing!

5. Well, it has no bearing with the rest of the world!

6. I will fulfill my wish!!

7. Aah... A sign of the end of the erotic book factories.
TL note: see page 5 line 2 for reference

8. I will absolutely get the dice from THEM!!

9. Good luck! https://mangahelpers.com/t/bokolife/releases/20482 [English] [Translation] God Does Not Play Dice 7 by BokoLife 2010-03-07T07:56:33+00:00 BokoLife admin@mangahelpers.com reserved for kuu-scans

So... I guess I should say a word of caution... I'm not sure of what's mangahelper's policy on this but... Meh, better safe than sorry.

Warning

The following translation involves an implicit sex scene translation. Please do not read if you feel such a scene would mentally scar you.
Warning


Okay! Now that that is there... Remember, I warned you, let's go on with my normal ramblings.
I'm really busy with school. I noticed the raws for most if not all the shounen ace titles have stopped appearing, which is bad since this is a shounen ace title, and truthfully, I do not care enough about this manga to bother try to search for other means for the raw or actually buy it myself. So, I will state this now, I stop where the raw stops.
Anyways... That's it.



Chapter 7
Song of the Idiots


page 1

1. Wha

2. What is this?

a. Back to this wonderful scene once more (music)

3. What is the meaning of this?!

4. Skin-color everywhere (heart) / Dream-color everywhere (heart)
TL note: they are actually saying "lots of (color)" but I think everywhere conveys the meaning better

page 2-3

a. A tidal wave of sexy girls play
TL note: it doesn't actually say tidal wave but I think it is close enough =P

b. Hold on to the [Caramel Dice] that grants wishes!!

c. dice battle!

Chapter 7
Title: Song of the Idiots

page 4

1. Hmm...

2. (spirl)

3. Meow

4. Umm.......

5. How did it become like this in the first place?

6. Let's try to calmly reason this out.

page 5

1. Yahoo! Eeboo! This is everyone's favorite, Kanau Shiemei! (music)
TL note: the Eeboo part is just me going... whatever... she literally says "inpoo" whatever that is.

2. No bra! I'm being lewd!

3. Hah Hah. I wonder if someone will come in and see this.

4. Hah

5. Hah

6. SFX: Creak

7. Waah! Someone came! Look at what I'm doing!

8. If you were Kawori Manabe, you'll be cute even with a face full of pimples. / Hello, I am the super ancient robot, Mikage.
TL note: Kawori is pretty cute.

9. Oh? Did I accidently wandered into a pervert room?

10. How good of you to come here. Heheheheh

11. Since it is bothersome, I will try stripping down too!

page 6

1. However, you have bras and panties? / You're still can't step into my domain.
TL note: she literally says something like: you still have your top and bottom underwear
TL note2: the second part confused me. I like to think it was something like the metaphor: "you can't step into my shoes"
TL note3: from seeing line 3, I now think it is like "you are not as good as me (in being perverted)."

2. That is as far as Gandhara.
TL note: reCheck

3. It can't be helped if you're an amatuar.

4. Since you'll get hurt if you go all out from the start.
TL note: she is talking about how mikage still have her bra and she will get hurt if she strips completely

5. I also did stupid things when I was young. Broke a few ribs here and there.

6. The pain turned my nipples pitch-black.

7. Like Makkuro Kurosukes.
TL note: "Makkuro Kurosuke" are those dark dust balls from the 1988 animated movie "My Neighbour Totoro" and the 2001 animated movie "spirited away" by Hayao Miyazaki as described from the point of view from the main female characters.
TL note2: literally translation is "Pitch-Black Blackie"

8. However... Nothing can beat this pleasurable sensation of being shown bare.

9. I'm tired, I'm going to sleep.

10. Guh~~~

11. That's my simple reasoning as to how this came to be.

12. Your imagination is not simple!

a. Since my nipples are not black!!

13. Well, listen up since there is more to come.

14. If so then let's hear it.

15. you're so submissive.

page 7

1. Sweet-su! I would like to introduce you to a greater pervert-su!

2. Did you say greater?!

3. Hah!

4. You exposed your lower half?!

5. SFX: Suu Suu
TL note: wind sounds

6. Fuhahahaha! I feel a draft-su!

7. If the choices are Hama-chan or Suu-chan

8. Then it has to be Suu-chan-su!
TL note: umm... I don't really get the joke mostly cause I don't get what hama is referencing to here in this manga but... Hama-chan and Suu-chan are both japanese actors...

9. I... I lost...

10. That was without a doubt a top class pervert attack.

11. As per the agreement set by the Pervert Organization, the incapable pervert shall have a gun and a cute cat gun pointed at her-su.

12. Meow

13. MEOW

14. Aah. Watch me as I violate you with my round eyes.
TL note: I'm not really sure if she is talking about her own eyes or if she means something stupid...

15. Stare at me with those scornful eyes~(heart)

page 8

1. So,

2. It became like that. Shijou-kun got knocked out because of something or another.

3. After rescuing him, he'll because of something or another marry me, and become a charismatic husband, while I...

4. You'll thinking too far ahead!!
TL note: This is more literally like "you're thinking away from the present!!"

5. What's the something or another-su?

6. Whatever, it's fine. / Since there was no fighting exactly.

7. Eeh?

8. Even though I still haven't got to the Battle for the Spirit World part yet...

9. Well, we'll continue this online

10. while searching for [Lewd Picture]
TL note: this is like a joke, he is adding words to the bunny girl's mouths

11. Imagine it yourself.

12. Like hell I will!
TL note: She literally says: "I won't imagine it." but I like that one better because it sounds louder

13. I won't either-su! I cannot bring myself to imagine any Lewd Picture-su.

14. That's not what he meant!!

page 9

1. Let's skillfully search for Erotic Books.

2. Wow, cool (heart)

3. I see......

4. I understood the gist of what went on.

5. For now let's notify the police. / Guns are dangerous.

a. SFX: Beep Boop

6. What's the number for "Nine Hundred Eleven?"
TL note: since this is a japanese manga, she literally said "one hundred ten" but I like to assume more americans read this than anyone else from other countries so I will use the american police number

7. It's 90011

8. Wait! If the police come here while we look like this, they will assert both me and you!

9. Why would they assert me too?

10. No matter how you look at it, that outfit of yours make you very suspicious!

11. Why?! It's very stylish!

12. Meow

page 10

1. Ah! My stylish clothes...!!

2. What are you doing?! I'm not involved in this!!

3. SFX: Boing

4. SFX: Boing

5. Now you won't be able to run away as well-su! Which means... / You will assist me if you do not wish to be shot by this gun now-su.

6. Assist?

7. Firstly, get Kanau Shimei's Caramel Dice over there

8. for me-su!

page 11

1. Hmph... This is bad.

2. It's bad enough I'm at a disadvantage, but if that stupid bunny were to use her partners, she may very well take the dice away.

3. Hey, Stupid Bunny

4. I'm not stupid!

5. If you take our dice, Shijou-kun will hate you for it.

6. !!!

7. Hmph. That will be bad! / Lower half exposure girl! I will not do as you say!!

8. Why-su?!

a. Treat that with care.

9. Do as I say-su! Can you not see this gun-su?

page 12

1. Can you not see that this gun actually no longer have any more bullets?!

2. What are you saying?!

3. Ah

4. Hahahaha, idiot!

5. Now there is no reason for Stupid Bunny to be on your side!

6. Now, let's the two of us defeat this stranger!

7. There's no reason for me to be on your side either.

8. Wha!!

9. That's correct.

10. Then, we'll do this-su!

page 13

1. We'll have a contest and whoever wins will be allowed to have Ms. Bunny here as an ally, how is that-su?

2. A contest?

3. Hey! Don't so casually use me as some sort of prize! / It's rude!!

4. A prize is something that is good that everyone wants.

5. Then it's okay (music)

6. Big Sis... / You're too easy...

7. Okay then! I won't know how strong I'll become when I make these guys my allies, but

8. It's a contest!!
TL note: this line is sort like "It's on!!"

9. In order for the contest to be fair, we'll let Ms. Bunny decide on what we'll do-su!

10. You'll probably pick something stupid.

11. I am able to choose something approriate! / Umm...
TL note: This is sorta more like "I am able to choose something approriate... you know what that sounds better...

page 14

1. Even if you say it has to be a quick contest, nothing but rock-paper-scissors seems to come to mind...

a. Hmm?

2. Why is that?!

3. You can't taste true excitment since they were both over so fast-su!

4. That reply is all wrong!

5. If this was a card battle manga, we could do a card battle...

6. I attack you with this rare card, an anime character card that I wasted my youth to get!!

a. I spent 100000 on this card!

7. Guah! I may have lost the battle, but I won in life!!

8. What is that game?

9. Only useless people can imagine something like that, huh-su?

10. That went beyond my imagination.

11. We'll do something where you'll be at a disadvantage!

12. Geh?!

13. I've decided!

14. The contest will be doM!!
TS: Please TS a note saying doM means" extreme masochism"

15. doM?!

page 15

1. Boss... Why did you entrust Shinmachi the job this time?

2. Taking a dice from a civilian, that girl should be able to do it.

a. Ping Ping Ping
TL note: actually makes the sound "piko piko piko"

3. She should be able to do it...

b. There is no way.

4. By the way, Boss... I have something I want to ask.

5. What is it?

6. The "True power" of the dice you talked about before the job, what is that?

page 16

1. Also, why do you wrap yourself with those bandages? / Did you draw those eyes yourself? / Why do you show your mouth? Is it suppose to be cool?

2. That's a lot of questions!

3. I drew the eyes myself. It is cool! / My buddy said I wouldn't be able to eat any snacks if I covered my mouth.

4. And, the true power of the dice...

5. Checkmate.

6. Eh?

7. I checkmated you.

8. It's not a checkmate. That's a body double.
TL note: like a fake king here.

9. Then, where is the real one?

10. The real one is already gone... / This is the dead lord's funeral battle, so it is a battle to the very last man.

11. Isn't it a tearful tale?

12. Speaking of lords, women who tells men they are gentlemens are pretty sexy.

13. I took all your knights.

14. "Soldiers are the remains of a dream..." / "Remains of a dream" are like the rubber remains of a panties?
TL note: hmm...

15. It's time already. I'm going back.

page 17

1. Sorry.

2. I was mistaken.

3. Not doM but Poem. / Thinking about SM earlier, I mixed them up...

4. Thinking about...

5. It happens all the time for girls-su.

6. A poem battle, huh?...

7. Since you're a language teacher, you should be good at creating poems, right?

a. Guh...

8. What's with that expression?!

9. It's because poems; they are embarrassing. They make me feel like I stink of Daffodils, so it's impossible. / They're not interesting nor do they have punch lines.
TL note: reTL

10. But, aren't you a language teacher?!

page 18

1. The rules are within one hour from now, the person who creates a poem that'll make my heart all emotional wins!

2. Within that time, you can make however many poems you want.

3. Okay, now start!!

4. Yes-su!

a. First to strike, wins-su!!

5. Oh! Quick! Okay, Ms. Triangle glasses

Poem1:
Sunflower
Sun flower blooming, toward the summer blue sky, blooming together majestically, despite the heat, you're such deligent warriors.

6. A perfect score is 100 points. You get 2.

7. So low-su!!

8. Why? It was a invigorating good poem-su!

9. Being invigorating did nothing to my heart.

10. No way~~~

a. SFX: Mumble Mumble

b. Stop eating. It taste bad.

page 19

1. Idiot. You do it like this if you want to move the heart.

2. Listen carefully.

Poem2:
Sunflower
Sun flower blooming, toward the summer blue sky, blooming together majestically, despite the heat, you're such deligent warriors.

3. Isn't that the same as mine-su?!

4. There's still more.

Poem2 continue:
Moreover, in addition, why have I been picked up for questioning by the police in the nude?... "Sorry. Please don't call my mom." --I want to die...

a. Small

5. What was with that supplemental-su?!!

6. I don't really get it, but since it made me cry a little, 10 points!

7. Low! / Even though I combined sunflower with my original!!

8. However, it's higher than mine! / With that.

9. I understand now... A beautiful poem by itself won't move the heart.

10. If that's the case, then I'll go too.

page 20

Poem3:
Chicks
Chicks, even though you're children, you stare at anuses. Splitting by gender. While you're young, your games are to stare at anuses. If you ever realize your strange habit, it will be very bad. Male friends especially...

1. How was a bird poem like that any good-su?

2. Are you an idiot? This is both our problem!

3. This looks like its my victory.

4. Since I also have always worried about that, 30 points!

a. Male friends especially (heart)

5. This girl!!

6. Wait, isn't this unfair? They have two people but I'm all alone.

7. That is true... Well, I'll let you use these two.

8. I don't want these guys!

9. Well, you can decide once you see our minstrel skills.

page 21

Poem4:
Breasts
When staring at breasts, you forget all that is bad. Like debts. With a knock knock knock, the debt collector comes. In front of your eyes, the adult video package you vacantly stare. At the picture's actress. Depressingly. We tried ryhming, but the debt collector has yet to return home. When beautiful women want to step in heels.
TL note: I'm tired and This is a dumb poem anyways. Also note that the poem actually sorta ryhmes in japanese.

1. I don't want these guys!

2. Well, decide when you hear the score.

3. 0 points.

4. If its teacher's allies, shall I lend a hand then?

5. Shijou-kun, you woken up?

page 22

1. You're not Shijou-kun. Who are you?!

2. I am the super ancient young wife!

3. ?

4. ?

5. Regrading the super ancient young wife... / The super-ancient young wife's soul that was placed in the super-ancient panties and the super ancient apron that Shijou is wearing, borrowed Shijou's body.
TL note: eh, I skipped some of the grammar in the end.

6. Read chapter 1 for full details.

7. Starting from chapter one, the set-up was there, but its thanks to him fainting that I finally came out!
TL note: set-up as in... umm... Look if you don't understand what set up means in this context then I can't help you.

8. From my building frustration, I'll recite an amazing poem!

page 23

Poem5:
Newlyweds' night
"Dear... Today I want to try on this outfit(heart)"
"Oh! Tonight is a train conductor, huh?!"
"Well, I'll check your ticket now."
When I said that, my husband whipped out his crotch ticket while sticking out his tongue.
"It's so much bigger than normal! It's a special-express ticket, isn't it?"
"The embankment's tunnel has already overflood, hasn't it?"
"Sir, that's a big problem! Quickly, quickly, please go through it."
"Then, I'll enter through the b-ack."
"Aah. On account of the shaking, please firmly hold onto the F-cups."
Nnewlyweds' night is this sort of experience everyday(heart).
TL note: ... ... ....... >_> I'm not correcting anything in this!

a. SFX: Ahha(heart)

b. Eew

1. I don't get it.

2. Then, I don't get it either!

3. Then?

4. It greatly relied heavily on figurative speec, and since it didn't properly follow the main situation, / 10 points.

5. I wanted to know the situation. / The erotic situation...

6. Heheh. For virgins without any this kind of experience, you're rather unaffected by it. / I wish you would get more aroused.

7. Go away already, you.

8. I understand. In the end, it's fine if you remember only this much.

9. The good feelings of the imagination of the newlywed's roleplay game (heart).
TL note: literally says "costume play" which is the long way to say "cosplay"

page 24

1. Okay!! I'll remember it!!

2. I'll do that if I get married (heart).

3. Learned so much from

4. the awesome composition.

5. Ugh... My head is pounding.

6. It's pounding even though this is Shounen Ace.

7. Shijou-kun, you're back?

page 25

1. Shijou-kun, try creating some sort of poem, erotic ones are fine with me. / If you do that,you'll win. Using one of your memory of me.

2. Ah! Miss Boobie.

3. You're changing the point of this game!!

4. However, if it's one of your poem, that girl will probably give out a high score for you so just make up whatever. / I'm losing right now to one of Himiko's poems!

5. Hmm... Then,

Poem6:

Miss Boobie
Bunny ears are cute but, ultimately, I think they look funny.

6. Funny?!

7. What's the score?

8. I didn't listen to his poem.

9. Eeh??

a. SFX: Sob

10. If this continues, I'll lose... Unless I do something.

11. Please leave it to me.

12. Mikage!

13. Did you finish charging?

page 26

1. There are very few pages left, so I tried my best to wake up.

2. I wish to tell the readers that anything is possible if you do your best. / Do your best, you worthless people.

3. Okay, I believe you told them.

4. Now, do your best on a poem.

5. I'll do my best.

6. It has been one hour, time's up. / Himiko's poem wins!

7. It was no good even though I did my best. / You, worthless people, please abandon hope.

8. Heheheh. Now Miss Bunny is my ally, right-su?

9. That's how it is.

10. Then, take Kanau Shimei's dice immediately-su!!

11. That would be bothersome...

page 27

1. If Shijou-kun is bothered, then I'll stop being your ally (heart).

a. SFX: DunDunDun
TL note: yes... I know it does not literally say that
2. EEH?!!

3. If that's the case, then nothing can be done-su.

4. Nothing can be done so it's over?!

5. I'll go back this time with just this much-su, but...

6. It's best if you remember that those dice

7. have a frightening true power-su!!

8. What?!

9. That girl...

10. is going home looking like that?

11. Anyways, let's call 911. https://mangahelpers.com/t/bokolife/releases/18892 [English] [Translation] God Does Not Play Dice 6 by BokoLife 2010-01-13T01:30:14+00:00 BokoLife admin@mangahelpers.com
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So, I stopped translating A girls since someone is scanning it. I just did it because god does not play dice is hard... Speaking of which, it has been a while since I posted a tl of this manga, it wasn't because it got too hard or I moved on to something else but... Wait no that's it, I moved on to something else and that something is a ps3. Yah.
Anyways, if your name is zollber or is a member from menudo-fansub, please contact me by getting zollber to contact me through the usual method you used. If not, then ignore what I just said.
If you read Kuu's release of the air gear tanko... then I have good news since that is being revived. Which is bad news for me and anyone reading this manga. I am also trying to push a couple of one shots through but I'm having trouble finding someone to clean it properly. And... that is that I guess.


Chapter 6
A mysterious transfer student

page 1

1. According to Kashiwa, this girl have the Caramel Dice-su!
TL note: stupid little cute speech/accent thing that makes things more complicated...
TL note2: Author tends to use names as a joke, "Kashiwa" could mean "chicken" so I assume it is that bird on her head. Though it is a real name...
TL note3: After looking ahead... It really is the bird's name

2. I see... Kanau Shimei, 23, a high school teacher, huh?...

3. Probably... She's collecting them because it's said they'll grant any wish once all six are together...

4. Without knowing the

5. Caramel Dice's true power
TL note: crap...

page 2

1. Shinmachi-kun... / I order you to take back Kanau Shimei's dice.

2. Roger-su!!

3. I don't care how.

4. Depending on the circumstance,

5. you have my permission to kill.

page 3

a. Something terrible is brewing!!

Chapter 6
Title: A mysterious transfer student

page 4

1. Okay, be quiet

2. Before class starts, let me introduce a transfer student.

3. A boy? A girl?

4. She's a girl.

5. Is she cute?

6. Please see for yourself everyone.
TL note: Literally: "...see and judge for yourself..."

7. What color is her underwear?

8. Please see for yourself everyone.
TL note: see page 4 line 6

9. Now enter.

10. But it's very hard for me to enter-su...

11. It's fine

page 5

a. An island girl
TL note: changed from: "She looks like she's from an island" or something like that

b. Ooh! Cute!

1. Okay, introduce yourself

2. Y-Yes! Umm... Umm...

3. Are you nervous? Will you be okay?

4. I'm-I'm okay-su! Because I have battle panties today-su! / You can't see them though-su!

5. Are you really okay?

6. Try chill yo' kewl.
TL note: BokoLife slaps BokoLife for something so horrible.
TL note2: Original and not mangled translation is: "Try and take a deep breath" which has a part that says "shinko kyuu" in it which sounds like "Chinko Q"
6. Try and take a deep breath?
TL note3: Okay, I rethought it and now I believe the first tl I did is just plain stupid.

7. A Chinko Quiz?
TL note: Chinko means penis in jpn - of course - Don't ts note.
TS: please input a tl note saying something like "language barrier caused lost of the pun." or something...

8. What kind of quiz is that?

page 6

1. It's this kind of quiz.

2. Yamada-kun states that "the words 'Pure phimosis' comes from 'Holy phimosis' so therefore a phimosis is a blessing." / How should you response?

a. Ooh

b. As expected of the class rep

3. Don't give a Chinko Quiz!

4. Leave it as it is-su?

5. Correct!

c. Yeah!

6. Don't answer either!!

7. Sigh... Just your name will be good enough, so go introduce youself.

8. Yes-su!!

9. My name is Shizuku Shinmachi, / And the one one top is Kashiwa, my pet-su.
TL note: I changed the tl a little so the name wouldn't be the last word to avoid confusion.

10. It's a pleasure to meet you all-su.

11. A pleasure!
TL note: bird... talks...? >_>

12. Wow! The bird talked!!
TL note: ...

page 7

1. It's because Kashiwa is very bright-su. She can do anything-su.

2. That too.

3. Also before, she perfectly carried out a reconniance mission-su.

4. Mission?

5. Idiot! Stop babbling!

6. Is it possible that this school prohibits birds-su?

7. No... They're quite all right.

8. There's also a robot who is somehow a classmate.

9. I somehow became one.

10. Well, Shinmachi-san, take the seat next to Shijou-kun. / The one next to that panty-apron guy.

11. Ooh! That's simple-su.

12. This outfit is very trendy.

13. Now, I'll begin the lesson.

14. Page 62 in your modern language textbooks.

15. "The phrase 'All mouth woman' is kinda arousing,'" a judge said first calmly to the defendant.

16. "Objection!" "Overruled!" He sharply supressed the procestor's words, "I do not wish to speak to the naked you."
TL note: ... what?...

page 8

1. After-School

2. Kashiwa, welcome back-su.

3. How did it go-su?

4. Aah, it went perfectly!

5. Kanau Shimei is in charged of three rooms. / This classroom, the data storage room, and the student counseling room.

6. If there are dice, it'll be in the other two rooms, the staff rooms.

7. Then, let's begin the job now-su!

8. Misson start-su!!

9. Shinmachi-san.

page 9

1. Ughmm.. What-su? Even though we already bothered to establish that you're cool-su.

2. As the class rep,

3. I believe I should show you around the school.

4. Is there a place you want to see? / Like the boy's bathroom or the boy's locker room.

5. What's with those places?!

6. They're both hard to refuse-su.

7. Wao!
TL note: ugh... I'm not really sure if this is a "Hey" or if the bird just says "wao"...

8. Come to think of it, that boy is a friend of Kanau Shimei! / He'll be a hinderance to the mission!

9. But, maybe I can extract some information out of him-su?

10. That is true but...

11. That interests me a little-su.

12. Undoubtly... You can't help but think... / he is teacher helping panty boy...

13. Oh! The boy's locker room-su!

14. That place, huh?!!

page 10

1. Surely, to have seen the place where boys change, / this school is one step closer to a huge paradise-su.

2. I think so too. / Is there anywhere else you would like to see?

3. Ah, right-su...

4. I want to see the data storage room-su!

5. Why the data storage room again?

6. Eh...Umm... Because I like data-su.

7. Such a weak excuse.

8. Data is good, huh?! Such as a gravure's three sizes! / The principal also said in the morning to relax when you see data that says "70% of all Japanese have phimosis."

9. What kind of principal is he?

a. This kind
TL note: shortened from: This kind of principal

page 11

1. Wow, it's amazing-su.

2. This here is like the legacy of a super ancient civilization. / Just saying it gets me all titillated!

3. Do you like history-su?

4. Yes!!

5. I love hearing about how back in the Edo period, women wore no panties!

6. All boys are like that-su, huh?

7. Would it be alright if I looked around for a bit by myself-su?

8. Sure, tread carefully.
TL note: so to not break anything.

9. Come to think of this, this ancient civilization looks a lot like headquarters-su, huh?

10. Searching through all this stuff for the dice looks hard.

11. That young man will be a problem when we start looking for it.

a. Oh!

12. Heheh. If that's the case, just leave it to me-su (heart)

page 12

1. Disguise

2. Complete-su!!

3. Hey Hey, is that okay? In that kind of disguise / only an idiot would fall for it. / I feel like this sort of thing has been done already by someone.
TL note: I think he is talking about how they don't really look that much different after disguising themselves

a. The someone

4. Muh! Who are you?

5. Good thing he's an idiot.

b. Good thing-su

6. Shijou-kun, / you really strike me as an obstacle in our search for the dice...

7. so can you go to sleep for a little bit?

8. Really like me so go to sleep? You sure are daring.
TL note: This is one of those awful puns. "Really Strike" and "Really Like"(Best I can think of) I know it is awful and if I didn't say anything no one would get it, but... ... ......

c. Treat me with care

9. That's-That's not it-su!!

10. Anyways, just go to sleep-su!!

11. Gyah!!

page 13

1. However, last time, they were just brutes. / I can't believe that stupid group had a dice.
TL note: by brutes, I believe she means someone really dumb

2. Yeah.

3. But, there are also other people that know about the dice.

4. Since you can conquer the world with something that will grant any wish,

5. dangerous groups may have set their sights on it as well.

6. People who will kill a teacher to obtain it...

7. This isn't some stupid old anime.

8. All things considered, Shijou-kun is late, isn't he? / Even though he said he'll come today.

9. Go look for him, Mikage.

10. Okay.

page 14

1. After all that... There wasn't a dice in that data storage room-su.

2. Aah... / Next is this place.

3. SFX: Ka-Cha
TL note: I'm going to assume it is door opening sound... Whatever that is in english...

4. Aha, that was quick, Mikage.

5. Ah, there was someone here-su.

6. Eh? Who are you?!

a. Cosplay?

7. Hey! There are dice!

8. Ah! There are!!

9. Wa...Wait a second. Who are you! Barging in here like that.

page 15

1. Eh?! What?

2. Hand over the dice if you do not wish to die-su!
TL note: haha... I made a funny. Die-su... Dice... It's not in the japanese, but... Okay I have a stupid sense of humor. It's why I even bother to try to translate this manga.

3. Die?!

4. What? What? Those lines don't fit with this manga, you know? / What kind of development is this?

5. People who will kill a teacher to obtain it...

a. Ah...

b. That before.

6. You have till 3 to hand it over-su.

7. 1,2,3

8. Fast! Too fast!

page 16

1. Teacher, trouble!

2. A dangerous person...!

3. Shijou-kun!

4. Oh, you woke up already?

5. Teacher, this person is dangerous!

a. SFX: Flap

6. I'm in the middle of that danger right now.

7. That person does not know moderation. She's a SM-girl! / She express her love with a bat!
TL note: Moderation may not be the best word here... But, I don't understand the word moderation enough to know a better word. It's sort of like, "This person does not know how to take things easy." or something...

8. Was all this also a play?!
TL note: A play by which I think she means... you know... role playing in SM stuff... Okay, I know minors somehow end up read these notes so I'm not going further into this. Though if minors are reading this manga then I guess I don't need to explain any further :P

b. A bisexual?!
TL note: I had a fun time with this one... Took me a little while to understand what this word was describing in those porn sites...

9. I am not a SM-girl-su!!

10. If you move, I'll shoot-su!

11. Oh wow, a pistol?! / She really knows no moderation!!

12. However, this time, in order for me to not lose in that play, / I have also brought a weapon.

page 17

1. This!

2. What is that? / A toy?

3. I found it in the data storage room just a moment ago. / It's a device that'll stop someone's movements!
TL note: generalized enemy to someone

4. You can do whatever you please with this.

5. SFX: Meow
TL note: I think it is a meow... looks like a cat doesn't it?

6. Like a stun gun? / Whatever is fine! At any rate, shoot it at that woman!!

7. Okay!!

8. SFX: Meow

page 18

1. Kya-su!!

2. Guah!!

3. Idiot!! Why did you shoot me?!!

4. SFX: Meow

5. Ugh, it's hard to aim.

6. But nothing happened from being shot-su, huh?

7. Ah!

8. Idiot! Look at yourself! / That teacher as well.

9. Myself?

page 19

1. Kya-su!!

2. Why am I down to my underwear?!

3. This is a device that stops someone's movement with embarrassment after vaporizing her clothes.

4. What was that?!!

5. Don't fire that then!

6. Teacher was the one who said to shoot...

7. Explain how it worked in the first place!

8. Muh... There's no doubt that I can't move because of embarrassment...

9. Particularly since I did not wear any panties...

10. Why didn't you wear any?

11. It's because today I wore my battle panties-su.
TL note: It's more like "today is battle panties day" but I like this better.

12. ?

page 20

1. Because there was an article in a special edition of a women's magazine that said, "The ultimate battle panties is no panties at all-su." / Today is a battle day-su.
TL note: I added the "at all" bit

2. UWah, to have this kind of an idiot aiming for my life...

3. You're not wearing a bra-su! Why is that-su?

4. That, you can guess on your own.

5. I get it! I guessed why-su

6. Don't guess why!!

7. Wow... She really is wearing no panties. With this, I'm afriad I lost the battle.

8. Hyah... It's embarrassing so I wish you wouldn't look too much-su.

9. It's fine.

10. Don't look, you idiot!!

11. Gyah!!

a. SFX: Meow

12. (spirl)

13. Why did you knock out your one ally?

14. Ah!!

page 21

1. You can fight with your lower body shown now that there is no longer any male eyes.

2. With a fellow woman here... It's still embarrassing to show the lower half of my body-su.

3. Hmm.........

4. Since I can't possibly run outside looking like this... What should I do?...

5. Oh! Is today a Nude Festival involving some sort of perverted ritual?

6. Mikage!!

7. You came at a good time!! Go beat these guys up! / They're Shijou's enemies. He was defeated!!
TL note: the 血祭り part is kinda confusing since it literally means "a sacrifice." So, if I had took that part by itself literally, it would say, "He's a sacrifice." But, that doesn't make much sense... But if you consider that this manga doesn't make much sense half the time, then... I really have no idea.

8. Another person came! What should I do-su?

9. SFX: Meow

10. I'll stop your movements with this as well-su!

11. SFX: Meow

page 22

1. Ooh?!

2. With this, you can not move, right-su?

3. How so? I can still freely move.

4. Eeh?! Don't you have any sense of shame-su?

5. This is bad!!

6. You can't tickle a man's fancy when the woman has no sense of shame! / Without it, such a character is bad!!
TL note: umm... joke line. I think I got the meaning not the grammar... I think

7. Where are you thinking from-su?
TL note: she is talking about from what point of view the bird is talking from.

8. Okay, Mikage! Beat them up!!

9. SFX: Beep
TL note: its literally "Piiiiiiii" which sounds like beep... no?

10. What's that beep?

11. Once my energy drops to a certain point, I enter Sleep Mode. / Good night.

12. Guh...

13. Don't leave me so fast!!

page 23

1. No one else is coming-su, right?

2. You mustn't be careless.

3. Hmm, since all the members have came already, no one is coming to help. / I would be embarrassed if someone came while I looked like this though.

4. If those particular people came, it would be a problem. / Since the number of enemies would increase.

5. FuHahahaha!! We're coming in!!
TL note: We're barging in... or entering with the intent of being rude... whatever...

6. Coming in!!

7. in

8. Uah! The problem came!!

page 24

a. SFX: Guh~
TL note: I know that isn't what he really says... but it is the sound of someone knocked out so I tried for a low grunt

b. SFX: Snooze Snooze

c. Someone else came-su

d. Geez... What did you come here for?

1. What is the meaning of this?!

2. Is this heaven?
TL note: Yes, I know he literally says paradise

3. A heaven dimension!!
TL note: sort of like a world of paradise... something... https://mangahelpers.com/t/bokolife/releases/17519 [English] [Translation] God Does Not Play Dice 5 by BokoLife 2009-11-11T21:57:45+00:00 BokoLife admin@mangahelpers.com
reserved for kuu-scans


Longest chapter yet... wow...
EDIT: I edited a few obvious mistakes


Chapter 5
The Deplorable Gentlemanly Acts of Adults

page 1

1. Kanau Shimei - Teacher

2. She's 23 years old despite what she may look like.

a. a grown woman!

3. Her father kept her looking like a child

4. by using the power "Caramel Dice" which are said to grant any wish if you collect all six together.

b. Okay, here's a review.

5. This story is a record of Kanau's and friends' struggle to retrieve the lost dice,

6. in order to recover Kanau's true form which she lost.
TL note: mangaka is a bastard... "Kanau" means "Wish" if you guys didn't noticed from chapter 1

7. But Teacher, for a woman, it's not height or a big chest that matters. / It's whats inside that counts.

8. Her insides are bad is why she is enduring this punishment.

9. They're not bad!!

b. Are they really friends?

page 2

a. A hot spring in a hot summer... What'cha you think, everyone?!!

Title: The Deplorable Gentlemanly Acts of Adults

page 3

1. Hey, why is Ms. Shimei's group here?!

2. Did we stay in the same hotel?

3. Bumping into them here, since it'll get complicated if they find out who I really am,

4. I better quickly check-out!

a. I wanted to take a morning bath...

5. What would be complicated is...

6. This girl, Inori Imadegawa, is a member of the Bunny Squad, who, like Kanau, wants the Caramel Dice.

7. She is a teacher in the same high school as Kanau Shimei.

8. If her true identity was revealed, it'll turn into something rather confusing.

9. Human relations are difficult.

10. Ah! I wonder if Shijou-kun is in the hot spring too...

11. She's also a naughty person whose in love with a student despite being a teacher.

12. Sh... Shut up you!!

page 4

1. Geez, why isn't this hot spring stocked with coffee milk?!
TL note: coffee milk is a real drink... Who knew... Official drink of Rode Island, USA...

2. Fruit Milk is a bad?
TL note: a milk drink made out of various fruits. Drank by children.

3. Coffee Milk is good! Coffee! / I am an adult!!

4. Hmm... So adorable.
TL note: or cute or whatever

5. I'll go buy some at a convenience store! / There was one nearby!

6. I believe it's about 50 meters away.

7. Please don't become a lost child, okay?

8. How can I get lost with only 50 meters? / I'm an adult you know.

9. Please take care then when you become the injured person / who decided to act on her own in the beginning of the story, okay?
TL note: split whereever

10. Don't... Don't say scary things...

page 5

1. Gyah

2. Gyah

3. I'm lost.

4. Boobies...

5. ?!

6. Boobies...

7. that are small...

8. Eh? What?

9. is nothing to fret over~~~
TL note: to worry over/whatever

10. Gyah! Something came out!
TL note: That's right folks... It is THAT kind of chapter.

page 6

1. Isn't small good as well?

2. For example, panties that are small are cute and popular.

3. Speaking of which, areolas too!
TL note: If you didn't know, like me... areola is that circular area around the nipple

4. Who

5. Who are

6. these guys?!!

page 7

1. Teacher is late, huh?

a. Fresh Juicy! Juicy Pineapple

2. It seems she really got lost.

3. Can't you use those antenna to find where Teacher is?

4. Right... I'll try it.

5. I shall restrict the search parameters to: "23 years old" "Female" "Flat-Chested" / and "A person who while sleep talking yesterday said, 'The president's decree are the only things you shouldn't lis-Ten yen!'"
TL note: the original has her saying one thousand yen which is "sen en" and one of the first japanese verb endings you learn is ~ma... what now? =D

6. A 23 year old woman has such interesting sleep talks...

7. I shall begin the search now!

8. Oh?!

page 8

1. I had a reaction to a Caramel Dice within this island!

2. EH?!

3. What was the point of restricting the parameters?

4. We didn't find Teacher. / Maybe it's because she is so small.

5. Well, since we now know there is a dice

6. Let's go look for Teacher!! / Since she'll whine later if we don't tell her.

7. Okay

8. I believed that the final stage of hemorrhoids should be labelled as "illogical."

9. Everyone thinks that at least once.

10. Hm?

page 9

1. "Undies" or "Underpants," which do you think is the correct way to say it?

2. Since it's stretches out, I think "Underpants"
TL note: Okay the original joke makes more sense in Japanese with the different words for panties

3. Stop talking about stupid things...

4. We're studying language as teachers.

5. We're late in packing our things 'cause you two overslept, so / reflect on your actions a little!

6. We'll reflect.

7. I won't go to sleep after watching pay-per-view.

8. We are reflecting whether it's alright to constantly stare at it.

9. Just don't watch in the first place!!

10. Anyways, it'll be problematic if Ms. Shimei's group spots us, so / We're going home.

11. Yes, Big Sis.

12. What are you doing here, Ms. Imadegawa?

page 10

1. Oh? The principal and the vice principal is here together too.

2. Perfect as always! I'm the principal(star)

3. Today, we participated in bull-fighting! I'm the vice principal(star)
TL note: I have no idea why...

4. Could this be a trip of amorality?
TL note: I don't have a better word that keeps the meaning... at least sort of the meaning
TL note2: Amorality is used here to be subtle. If PR believes being subtle isn't appropriate, I suggest "trip of adultery" or "sex trip" if you want to just blantly say it.

5. No-That's not it!!

6. But I did see boobies last night (heart)

7. Saw it completely bare (heart)

8. It was on pay-per-view!! We were in different rooms too.
TL note: second line is small side-bubble text

9. Umm, that's... We just happened to pass by that's all!

10. In this isolated-island inn?

11. Why are you guys in this sort of place? / Are you looking for a big boobie drug?

12. We're looking for Ms. Shimei right now. / We have something we want to tell her.

a. The said thing
TL note: Literal: "The thing that is wanted to be told"

13. Did you see her?

page 11

1. Yesterday.

2. No, we haven't!

3. So, Ms. Shimei has become a lost child?

4. Yes, that's right. Though she's an adult, she looks like a child.

5. My appearance is that of a child! My brains are that of an adult!

6. However, I can't solve the current problem at all!

a. 'Cause it's really hard!!
TL note: meh... more like: "'Cause The situation is difficult!!"

7. I like to think Teacher looks like this.

8. She's like a useless person, huh?

9. Since my brain is that of an adult's, I know of a fair amount of erotic matierals!

b. The most recent vocabulary I learned is "Sukebe Isu"
TL note: Cough cough... It is literally translated as "Lewd Chair" and if you know what they use it for, you would also think that lewd chair is not an good enough translation of it... >_>

c. She really is useless

10. Ah yes!

11. I can use this to get plenty of personal information of Shijou-kun.
TL note: shijou is the panty boy if you forgot

12. We'll help in Shijou's Teacher search as well.
TL note: This one is weird. I like to think the author/typesetter made a typo and typed Shijou(panty boy) instead of Shimei(loli teacher) but just in case, I TL'ed it as that.

13. Really? Thank you!

page 12

1. Well, the Principle and the Vice Principle, go bring back some information!

2. Yes!

3. Hey Hey, "Pee-Pee" or "Penis"

4. which do you prefer to call it as?

5. What are you asking?!! / Moreover, go interview a witness!!

6. Hmm... I for some reason see / "Pee-Pee" as like a panda name, so then...

7. You're answering too?!

8. Wouldn't "Pee-Pee" be the better of the two?

9. That one?! You like that one?!

10. You guys quickly go find a witness then come back!!

11. Yes

12. Okay

page 13

1. It's great that we're finally alone, but / what should I say?

2. Ms. Imadegawa

3. Yes?!

4. I been thinking about this.

5. Can it be a confession?!
TL note: Literal: "It can't be! A confession?"

6. I thought that the Vice Principal was going to lecture about nipples.

7. What are you talking about?!

8. But, since you sprang into action earlier, you are the teacher, right?

9. What?!

10. A-Any-Anyways, Shijou-kun, do you have anyone you like?

11. Nope.

12. Really?!

13. Yay!(heart)

page 14

1. But that also means he also doesn't like me...

2. I'm like lumped together with the trash there...

3. ?

4. Umm... Do you like older ladies?

5. Someone whose big-chested, has glasses, and wears a white blouse...

6. Like teacher?
TL note: Okay... The joke doesn't really work without this line and it isn't possible(at least for me) to TL this line to work in the joke in English.
TL note2: The basics of the joke in this line is that, "sensei" could mean "teacher" or could be used as a way to address a teacher or in this case the booby teacher. Booby teacher is thinking panty boy is talking about her while he is talking about teachers in general.

7. Damn it! Was I too forward?!

8. I've leaked out that I like Shijou-kun!

9. No! It's too embarrassing!!

10. I like... teacher.

11. Eh?

12. EEEEEE

13. EEEHHH?!!!

page 15

1. I always like to download the full video if there's a female teacher in the sample video in a porn site.

2. EEEEEEEEEEEEH?! The "Teacher" genre?!!

3. NOOO!! It is bad for students to watch that sort of thing!

4. I have to do it.

5. Though as living beings men know it's bad

6. there are times where we have to break rules and panty hoses.
TL note: ...

7. Kuuh! I can't response to something that cool. / I also like to break them.

8. There are two idiots here too.

9. WAAH! You scared me!!

10. I found out where Ms. Shimei is.

11. It seems that a strange group led a small girl to a nearby deserted house.

12. That's kidnapping?!

page 16

1. wow

2. good

3. petite

4. good

5. wow
TL note: line 1-5 is from furthest right to furthest left.

6. What's this?

page 17

1. I forgot to introduce myself. I am the commander of the Flat-Chest Lovers Association, the "Delicious Flat-Chest Squad."

2. Flat-Chest Lovers Association...?

3. Ah!! That word appeared once before!! / It's real?!

4. Your chest was just divine how it was extremely flat, so we just had to invite you to our hideout. / It's just a really wonderful flat-chest.

5. Are you making fun of me?

6. Absolutely not! We simply love small breasts and flat chests! / "Our love for them is as high as the chances the theory "woman wearing red is a nympho" is true."
TL note: or something like that... complicated line this was...

7. The chances are pretty low for that...

8. REALLY?!

9. But such people do exist, I guess.
TL note: she is talking about the flat chest lovers, I think...

10. I thought all men loved big breasts though.

page 18

1. Big breasts?! Those are like the same as a fat man's chest! We won't be aroused by trying to grope such a thing!

2. We have only groped men's big breasts before, yet we weren't aroused!

3. You groped them?

4. We, the Delicious Flat-Chest Squad, are an organization for the purpose of changing the world's view that big breasts are good,

5. and to encourage women who feel inferior about themselves.
TL note: Literal: "....who has a inferiority complex"
TL note2: Encourage as in cheer up

6. Wow.

7. That is a very nice idea.

8. Well then, try to make me not worry over my lack of big breasts.

9. Certainly! For that is why we took you here! / In order to snap a picture later.

10. Idiot, you're going to snap me?

11. Well, allow me to tell a small folktale.

12. A folktale?

page 19

1. Long ago, there existed a girl somewhere who was troubled by her lack of breasts.

2. E~h... I'm ashamed 'cause I don't have breasts.

3. I can't even stick a lighter in my cleavage...

a. Cleavage Lighter

4. That girl spoke to a passing gentleman.

5. I am also ashamed. Since I am a 42 year old umarried virgin.

6. Wow... You did well to live this long.

7. Amazing! I feel better by being able to look down of you! (star) / Marry me!

8. Now now, was that necessary? I'm excited since everyone is watching.

9. Good things like this happened because of no-breasts, so okay. / Then they lived happily ever after.

10. How was that? You stopped caring about your flat-chest, huh? / We're all 42 years old and able to marry!

11. Did you make that up, idiot?!! / ...wait, you're all 42 years old?!

12. We're not some ordinary 42 year olds, we're 42 year old gentlemen. / We're extremely rich men that just wasn't able to marry.
TL note: Omit: "...Like the man in the story."

13. So really, why do you guys like flat-chests? / Even though you can't grope them.

page 20

1. That's because girls with big breasts won't let us grope them...

2. You just lost so much creditability!! / You guys are the worst!!

3. If women don't have confidence in themselves, other than the popular long lower part of the body, / they should aim to be the 2nd place small size, right?
TL note: Long lower part is more literally "legs" but it involves a joke. see line 6.

4. I don't choose my size!!

5. ...wait, that was the entire story right?

6. Of course! / Right now, the ones who thought about pee-pees are perverted women.
TL note: The penis part is referring to page 20 line 3 "long lower part of the body"

7. It's somehow becoming quite interesting, huh?

8. I thought about pee-pees...

9. Well... Even if we're the worst, soon this world's women / will all have small breasts.

10. What are you talking about?

11. Hahahaha

12. We currently possess a power to change the world.

page 21

1. With this!

2. That's the?!

3. The Caramel Dice!!

4. It's rumored that if you use this, any wish will be granted.

5. So with this, we'll make all the world's women have small breasts.
TL note: Evil Evil Evil man~!!

6. Do you know how to use it?

7. That's where the problem lies.

8. We have been praying to it everyday, but there's still big breasts.

9. Makes you wonder if the rumor was a lie.

page 22

1. Hmm... I wonder if I can somehow get him to give that dice to me...

2. Yeah, let's try it this way!!

3. Hey, may I please have that?

4. No

5. Damn, a frontal attack was no good? / I'm at a loss.

6. Teacher... Was that intended to be a plan just now?
TL note: "plan" is like "plan of attack" but more like just "attack"

7. What?!

page 23

1. Are you okay, Teacher?

2. You guys! And some teachers as well?

3. Why are you here?

4. Ah! It's big breasts! Two people with big breasts are here!!

5. Calm down, members!

6. Big breasts are among us but don't fret because it's not scary. / Besides, if we keep saying we only have interest in small breasts, / then aren't you a true member whose in love with small breasts? Thus, you're okay!!
TL note: Wha...?

7. That's right! We're okay!!

8. These are people in trouble...

9. Is Ms. Imadegawa on a trip of amorality? And with two people too... No one can match you.
TL note: first part: look on page 10 line 4
TL note2: The last part where it says: "No one can match you." is like "You have no equal" in sex...

10. There was no equal(heart)

11. No equal, a boobie-packed festival of female teachers.

12. That's pay-per-view too!

13. Hey, how can I get him to give me that dice?

14. I have a good idea.

page 24

1. Mr. Commander, I'll give you this person's private photo, so may I have that cube thing? / An old picture is okay, right?

2. Eh?! You did such a thing behind my back?!

3. We have already taken plenty of peeping photos though.

4. You have?!

5. You can see the nipples here(heart)

6. What?!

7. What?!

8. Idiot, what are you saying?! Even under normal circumstances, the world harasses us, so though we always behave like gentlemen...

9. Won't it be worst for us to have such a photo?!

10. Even if the photo is erotic. It's of a child.

11. Then it is okay for a gentleman!

12. That was really simple...

13. Then... Here is the photo.

page 25

1. WHOA! AMAZING!! SEXY!!!

2. But aren't they a bit too big? But I can feel that this is authentic!!

3. Hard to tell, huh?

4. Then, I'll give you this. We'll treasure the photo.

5. You better quit when your children are troubled.

6. Hold it! I don't approve this trade!

7. You took that photo without my knowledge!!

8. It's fine... The photo is really......

a. Whisper Whisper

9. ?!

b. Thank you! See you later!
TL note: omit: "Thank you for the good thing" - I thought that would be too long

c. I'm going to see you again?!!

10. That's good, huh? Getting a dice...

11. I don't quite agree. / More importantly though...

page 26

1. WHY couldn't they tell the difference between mine and Shijou's chest?!!

2. They called it sexy(music)

3. Would you want me to explain?

4. That's fine!

5. The dice was taken from us, Big Sis.

6. I rather have that photo than that thing(heart)

7. Big Sis... https://mangahelpers.com/t/bokolife/releases/16116 [English] [Translation] God Does Not Play Dice 4 by BokoLife 2009-09-15T03:19:08+00:00 BokoLife admin@mangahelpers.com
Reserved for Kuu-scans

Yeah... since apparently I am now a competent cleaner... ugh... This chapter sucked btw... sucked more than the previous ones...

Chapter 4
Southern Island Treasures

page 1

a. SFX: ZaZa--N
a. SFX: Splash Splash
TL note: sound of the waves hitting the beach. I don't know any other water sounds.

page 2

1. The BEACH!!!

a. Summer! Beaches! Swimsuits!!! WOOT!!
TL note: Woot can be changed into any similiar sounding sound.

Title: Southern Island Treasures

page 3

1. The beach is so fun, right?! I'm so glad we came here to play!

2. Yeah, really (music)

3. What's the difference between girls' swimsuits and their underwears? / They both get wet all the same...
TL note: HAHAHAHAHAHA
TL note2: I don't think this was intended as a dirty joke, but the way I worded it makes it sound really dirty, no?

4. AH!

5. This is wrong! We didn't come here to play!!

6. Really?

7. Yes! Don't you remember what I said yesterday?!

8. AAH! Money is no object for big breasts!
TL note: Literal: "... Any price is good for big breasts!"

9. In Shounen Ace's A, "I love anything below a A-cup (heart) !" what does he mean by that?
TL note: I assume Shounen Ace has a fan letter section?

10. I didn't say any of those things!!

11. I didn't say that too.
TL note: referring to line 10

page 4

1. This was what I said!!

2. "There's a treasure in Kawamura-san's house in the southern islands" was written in papa's diary!

3. Let's go to that island tomorrow!!

4. So that's it...

5. You think the treasure within that Kawamura family is a Caramel Dice, teacher?

6. Eh? Yeah Yeah.

7. That's what I believe.

8. You're another step closer to the day you will get your normal body through the power of the dice, huh?

9. Um... Yeah, I guess...

10. Any... Anyways... Let's quickly find Kawamura-san's house!

11. Teacher, why are you in such a rush?

12. Teacher. Teacher.

13. I'll give you these two jellyfishes I found.

14. I don't need such things.

15. I think you can use them as pads (music)

16. I DON'T NEED SUCH THINGS!!

page 5

1. Big Sis! This is our chance while those guys are playing.
TL note: Ommited: "...are playing in the sea/beach"

2. Right!

3. While our rivals are playing, it is our chance to play too!

4. That's not it, Big Sis.
TL note: shortened from: "That's not what we mean..."

5. I see! This is the perfect chance to capture Shijou-kun in his swimwear!

6. Wow! Without the camera, you're only a useless looking person, but with it, you're a professional!
TL note: hmm... I think I'm misreading the grammar.

7. Anyways, Big Sis! / Those guys are going to see Kawamura-san's house to get a die!

8. I see!!

a. You'll get a larger chest if these jellyfishes sting you.

b. Shut up!!

9. Well, let's go to Kawamura-san's house!

10. Hey! Big Sis!!

page 6

1. What.. What an unusual atmosphere this estate has...

2. It's like something will appear.
TL note: like a ghost

3. Yeah, like something appear.

4. Don't say such weird things!!

5. What is this something that'll appear?!!

6. Hey, you three!

7. HYAH!

page 7

1. If you're looking for the Kawamura family, they're not there.
TL note: changed "that residence" to "there"

2. Eh?!

3. Why do they not live there anymore?

4. Well...

5. That was close...
TL note: Literal: I was surprised...

6. I almost thought something came out...

7. I believe they went away on a long vacation, / instead of moving away.
TL note: TS do whatever

8. Then the household applciances should still be there.

9. Since the Kawamuras aren't here, should we come back later?

10. Good!

11. We won't be discovered if we wear gloves so, / we'll sneak in and take the treasure!
TL note: 1st half ommit: "...if we wear gloves to hide our fingerprints so..."

12. This sort of behavoir from the main character is not good.

13. You should be ashamed of yourself to speak of bugerly in front of strangers, but...

14. Ashamed!
TL note: hmm... this line is confusing...

15. I think it'll be alright if you enter this estate...

16. You think?...

page 8

a. As for this estate, there's a rumor that says ghosts appears in there because the Kawamuras are no longer there.

b. A girl was left alone without any supports at all and died while cursed with a broken heart. It seems she lost a part of herself, and demands it back.

1. Now, you can occasionally spy a figure looking out from the window.

2. Hahaha, like some sort of ghost?

3. Ah!

4. That window there!

5. !!

6. It vanished!!

7. WAAH! It looked like something really was there! What should we do?!

8. You mean the thing that vanished that is no longer there?

9. I got it, yeah!! To win, you change the meaning!!

10. Win for what?

page 9

1. Phew, that was close...

a. They almost saw me...

2. Hey, Nozomu-kun's group is coming here soon! / Did you guys find the die?

3. I was looking for erotic books so I found erotic books. (music)

4. I was looking for porn so I found porn. (music)

5. WHY?!

6. It's because we are men. We must.

7. So, you must?

8. Big Sis... Isn't this estate a little strange?

9. It feels like someone or something is watching us.

10. So, let's quietly enjoy these books and videos...

11. This is more excitement than usual.

12. Go look for the die!!

page 10

1. Anyone home?

2. Gah! They're here! Hurry, look for the die!

3. Ghosts are just figments of people's imagination, right?

4. Well

5. WAH!

a. Crap!

6. Eh? What? What's that noise?!

7. Could it be a ghost?

8. That or maybe it was the sound of your panties tearing from an onara?
8. That or maybe it was the sound of your panties tearing from your fart?

9. What onara school?! I will get into Waseda Univesity in that college exam!!
9. What art school?! I will get into Waseda Univesity in that college exam!!
TL note: "onara" means fart when translated... When you assume the "o" is a polite prefix... It becomes "nara"... a place in japan. I say place because it could be a bunch of things...
TL note2: tlnote1 is what I assume to be the joke. It does not mean I am correct. Just FYI. I am not the guy who wrote this so... I cannot know what he intended.
TL note3: the second lines are modified jokes. I prefer to use those just to reduce the tlnotes and confusion for the readers. I like to think it is the same kind of joke.

10. You won't get in.

11. Ghost?

12. I can use this...

page 11

1. Go back~

2. Go back~

3. Leave this place immediately~~

4. Hey! Don't you hear that?

5. I hear it.

6. I knew it! There's a ghost here! Eeeek!

7. Are you okay? Did you wet yourself?

8. Wet myself?! I'm an adult!!

9. Why does the ghost want us to leave?

10. Maybe she is shy?

a. So felt out...

11. Shy huh... So, shes the type who gets embarrassed to be seen in the nude, huh?

12. That's unusual...

13. That's normal!!

14. Huh? I think I heard that voice somewhere before...

15. Oh, that was close!

16. It's okay to scare them, right? Big Sis?!

17. Please just leave it to us!

b. Is that okay?

page 12

1. An over 25 year old's face with no makeup!

2. The life after a person who left the company for the sake of Sas*ke!
TL note: I don't get this... TS should be careful with this line, remembering the "*" is actually a large censor dot.

3. Every year, the amusing greatness of the announcments from NetaBra!

4. That's not scary!!

5. No! People with that kind of taste making our underwear is really scary!

a. It's an insult to bras!

6. Eh? That actually scared him?

7. By the way...

8. What is a ghost?

9. Eh? You don't know?!

10. It is not in my database. / I am filled with the world's finest jokes though.

11. Dump that data.

12. A ghost is like a person without legs.

b. Sad~

13. Oh?

page 13

1. Since they don't have legs, they can't wear panties... Thus, they are burdened with the destiny to be female perverts.
TL note: 'cause they don't wear panties.

2. That's why I put

3. a panty-like item on my head (heart)

4. Oh.

5. Don't teach her lies!!

6. "Hey Josh! Why is it that your girlfriend never have panties on?"

7. "Bob's girlfriend wears them perfectly! I double checked above the bed yesterday!" / And finished, the fine joke (heart)
TL note: I don't really get it in japanese either...

8. A relation to panties!

9. A ghost is someone who died!

10. They like haunt places they died in so they're super scary!!

11. A person whose dead, huh?... / If so then...

12. The person whose saying "Go back" over there, isn't a ghost right?

13. Eh?!

page 14

1. AH!! You showed yourself again, Bunny Squad!!

2. Damn! We've been found!!

3. You people show up whereever you want.

4. Like pubic hair.

5. What's with that disgusting metaphor?!

6. We're be the ones taking the die this time as well!!

7. In a way, since it seems this manga will continue, it would be better for you to take it!

8. Hey! What are you saying?!!

a. Ah!

9. Umm... How should I say this?... Before you guys get all exciting...

10. I have to apologize...

page 15

1. There isn't a Caramel Dice here.

2. EEEH?!
TL note: TS may extend or contract to fit.

3. But, you saw in Hakase's diary that there was a treasure here...

a. Umm...

4. There is a treasure but...

5. Truthfully, this was what was written on that page...

6. Today, a letter arrived from Kawamura.
TL note: Letter start

7. It said this:

8. "I succeeded in developing a drug by just taking it, you'll develop instant big breasts.

9. ...But, because of that, I ended up in a pickle with the Small Breasts Lovers Organization aiming for my life.

10. If the worst were to happen... I will entrust to you my home. I will entrust that drug to you!"

page 16

1. I wonder what he meant by "the worst?" / Could he have meant if panties disappeared from the world?

2. I accepted immediately, but if I think about no more panties showing... That's so depressing.
TL note: letter end

3. It's still the same stupid diary as usual, huh?

a. Since the writing is so stupid.

4. ...was why...

b. Papa is not stupid.

5. I have not come here to get a Caramel Die.

6. I came here to get that drug that makes breasts.

7. You should said so from the beginning.

8. But... You would've just laughed at me, wouldn't you?

9. Yes!

10. That's why I didn't say anything!

11. You guys just don't understand what it is like to have tiny breasts!!

12. I understand!

page 17

1. Since I don't have breasts either, I yearn for girls of big breasts more than tiny breasts! I want to massage them!

2. Don't group me with you!!

3. Like how small chests want big chests, / you can think of it as same as with peepees?

4. Not thinking about it!!

5. I do not understand how it would feel to have small breasts.

6. Me neither...

7. Such honesty!!
TL note: Literal: "These honest people!!" - said in a honorific way

8. If there's no dice here, then there's no reason to be here. / We're going, you two.

9. Yes, Big Sis!

10. Throw away those books and DVDs!

11. EEH?~~

page 18

1. ...Then, after all that...

2. YAY!! After all that, I found the drug!!

3. Congratulations. / Congratulations.

4. What should I do once I have big breasts? / Umm... Umm...

5. ...... ...... ......

6. I can't think of anything since I never had big breasts.

7. ........ ........ ........ ...wow...

8. Go back~

9. Go back~

10. Is it those guys in the Bunny Squad again?

a. Really, those good-for-nothings

11. No, this voice belongs to someone unknown.

12. Eh?

13. What do you mean...?

page 19

1. Go back~

2. Leave this place~~

3. GYAAAAAAAAH

4. The real thing came out!!

5. It came? It came! What should we do?!

6. It isn't something that came out of you?

7. I did not wet myself! Safe! Safe! / I am an adult!

8. I didn't wet myself!

9. An adult wouldn't be doing that.

10. Nozomu-san, that person is a ghost?

11. That's right.

12. Well, then...

page 20

1. She's a female pervert who doesn't wear panties, right?

2. That's right.

3. I may not wear them, but I am not a pervert!

4. Ghosts don't dirty themselves by things like peeing, so we don't need underwear!

5. Oh? This ghost is sort of cute.

6. Hah! Oh no!

7. S~P~I~T~E~~
TL note: umm... I think this is literally: "spiteful person"

8. Booo

9. It's too late to be boo-ing at me now.

10. Teacher, this ghost isn't really scary, huh?

11. Ye... Yeah...

12. Not scary...

page 21

1. AAH! Anyways, leave that big breast drug alone

2. and then leave this place!!

3. Drug?!

4. You also want this drug?

5. Why would a ghost still want the drug? / Sure you have small breasts, but...

6. Well...

7. My cause of death... was because of the shock

8. I recieved when I found out the boy I liked was a big breast enthusiast.

9. That's an unbelievable cause of death.

10. So, I thought of a way of disguising way I look for him but... I was too shy with my small breasts... / Then I heard rumors of this drug and have been looking for it since.

11. You worry about such things when you're going to appear in disguise?

12. So... That drug...

13. Right, this!

page 22

1. I will use it of course.

2. EEEEEEEEEEH?!
TL note: TS fit - change whatever to fit

3. Because no matter how pitiful, the living comes before the dead! And I'm also very pitiful!

4. Go become one with the thousand winds, you!

5. I understand, but

6. is that really how the main character should act?

7. Anyways, what's the size of your bra?

8. An A-cup.

9. Hah! That is big, so you don't need this drug!!

10. Is that really the best reason?...

11. An AA-cup I wonder?

page 23

1. With that said, I'm taking this!!

2. AH!!

3. Ugh...

4. Teacher?!

5. Oh?

6. Whoa! Huge!!

7. That'll ruin the balance.

8. So nice...

page 24

1. Yay! Huge Breasts!! They bounce!!!

2. Finally, breasts!!

3. Eh?

4. They're gone?!

5. How?!

6. About that, it seems the power of the Dice canceled out the effects of the drug.

7. EEH?!

8. That's the end of trying to become more like what lust for, right?

9. EEH?! https://mangahelpers.com/t/bokolife/releases/15188 [English] [Translation] God Does Not Play Dice 3 by BokoLife 2009-08-16T08:02:22+00:00 BokoLife admin@mangahelpers.com
Please ask before attempting to use this

I really don't know if my cleaner will do more than chapter 2 or even chapter 2 for that matter so... Yeah...
Anyways, I'll try to get the rest of the chapters done, but I got an entire volume of airgear to do for Kuu. So Yeah.


Chapter 3
Shintai in the Cave

page 1

1. The Caramel dice that can grant your wish once you collect all six.

2. Currently, one has been procured with five left to go.

3. And, the locations of the dice were written in this, Hakase Shimei's diary.

4. However, that diary was in the hand of the Bunny Squad.

5. The object, which would've found the dice for us, was taken. / So, we immediately took back the diary from them!

6. --was how I think it happened, but... That doesn't seem correct, right? Teacher?

7. Yeah... That doesn't seem correct...

8. Yeah...

page 2

1. Still, that diary is here now.

2. The Bunny Squad is pretty stupid to have forgotten this important item.

3. Achoo!

4. This sneeze... I wonder if it was that guy talking about me?...

5. Or, maybe it's a cold?

a. It's a cold.

page 3

1. Well, should we try looking for clues to the dice now?

a. What will papa's diary

b. be like?

2. Ahahahaha "I got scolded for going to a no panty teahouse without any underwear."

3. That's great, now go look for the locations of the dice.

4. "Time from time when I forget my erotic books at Mt. Asoko, / the nearby middle schoolers say something like: 'It's the divine messagener!'"

5. Listen to me!

6. Let's conduct a full investigation since the daughter of the divine messagener is angry.

7. Don't call me the daughter of the divine messagener!

8. "Anyways, I gave the dice to a Asoko temple shrine maiden on the same mountain." is written.

9. What?!

10. Then, let's go to that temple first thing tomorrow!

11. o~kay

page 4

a. The wanted Dice that's said to grant wishes is being prayed to as a Shintai now?!

page 5

1. Mt. Asoko

2. We arrived at the mountain.

3. We arrived at the mountain.

a. Panties as UV protection!

4. Let's go look for the erotic books left by the divine messenger!

5. We're going to the temple!!

6. Please take a look at that.

7. A shrine!

8. Could it be part of the temple?!

9. There's a bulletin.

10. What does it say?
TL note: Literal: "What What?!"

page 6

1. "Here, we pray to the divine messenger who has quenched the thrist of the hearts of the local middle schoolers with his noble deeds."

2. They're praying to papa?!

3. To teacher's father.

4. He was such a noble person, wasn't he?

5. Shut... Shut up!!

6. Let's say our prayers to teacher's father, the divine erotic book messenger.

7. Don't call him that.
TL note: This is tricky to translate to make sense in English but first you need to notice the furigana on the bubble before it. It is different than what the bigger characters are saying. Basically, Kanau is telling panty boy (cause I forgot his name) to not use such a bad furigana, so literal: "Don't use distasteful furigana" sorta...

8. The beauties in erotic books who worries about things in their lives,

9. no more, I wish for them to find true happiness.

10. That's nice.

11. Well, a man can't be happy if he isn't nice.

12. Whatever...

13. Ah, there is a shrine arch there.

14. The Asoko temple must be there.

page 7

1. Oh?

2. It's rare for this place to have visitors.

3. Is this the Asoko temple?

4. Yes! This temple's miracle is to bless people with children!

5. It is said it'll strengthen a boy's "that" / and enlarge a girl's breasts and give her an easy childbirth.
TL note: Yeah... they censored a word... what's up with that? weird...

6. What?!

a. enlarge?!

page 8

1. Wow, she's praying very diligently. / Do a large goma ritual.
note: goma or homa is a ritual which offerings are made into fire

2. She's so pathetic...

3. Haa... / I prayed for the declining bith rates to disappear!

4. What a sad lie...

5. Your wish will probably come true.

page 9

1. Soon, you'll meet a boy with a strong "that."

2. That's not what I wished for!!

3. Any... Anyways, I wondering if the caramel dice is here?

4. It is black with a mark like this on it.

5. Well, the divine messenger had one.

6. That's it!!

7. It was when I was a child, / while I was writing calligraphy outside...

8. Wah!

9. I can't write well with this strong wind.

10. SFX: Zah
10. SFX: Thud

11. Little girl, if it's alright, I like to give this to you.

12. Eh?

page 10

1. You can use it as a paperweight!

2. You... You're the divine messenger!!

3. The divine messenger whom the PTA warned us about!!

4. I have no idea what you're talking about.

5. Is this okay? To give me this valuable looking thing...

6. It's a universal rule to not ignore cute girls in trouble. / I am expecting compensation. (music)

7. Ever since that day, I've carefully enshrined the divine messenger's paperweight as this temple's shintai.
TL note: shintai = object of worship housed in a Shinto shrine

8. Doesn't seem like this shrine is blessed.

9. May I see that shintai?

10. Sure, but it will be difficult.

page 11

1. The shintai is enshrined inside a cave at the base.

2. Various traps are placed inside to protect the shintai.

3. Can I have the shintai if I can get it?

4. Eh? That would be troublesome.

5. Actually, Miss shrine maiden...

6. ... I see... If it's that bad, then I guess I have no choice. / I shall give it to you.

7. Waaah! But I can't accept it just like that!!

page 12

1. So, the dice is inside the cave!

2. We should follow them, huh? Big Sis.

3. Yeah... We must hurry since we lost Hakase's diary, but

4. While I was tailing Shijou-kun, I happened a die. / The power of love is amazing! (heart)

5. Society would call / such people, stalkers.

6. Let's go to that cave! / I'll keep watch like a stalker!

7. Everyone says you're a stalker.

page 13

1. I wonder what sort of traps are inside the cave?

2. It'll be a trap that'll unzip a man's trousers, popping his peepee out.
TL note: peepee = chinchin... I tried to keep the "cuteness" of the word.

3. It'll be a trap that'll rub a girl's nipples, making her say "Aaan (heart)."
TL note: I like the robot's imagination. also, I changed the sound a little to have the "English" sound be more approtriate... whatever that means...

4. Whatever!

a. [Trap #1] You can move further if you press the button. It'll only be a little dangerous. (music)

5. What's this?

6. Let's push it to move further.

7. SFX: PoChi
7. SFX: Click

8. Ah idiot! What did you do?!

9. It's okay since it said it's only a little dangerous.

10. SFX: GaKoN
10. SFX: Clunk

11. A secret entrance?!

page 14

1. How is this a little?!! It's extremely dangerous!!

2. EEEEEEK~

page 15

1. Well, a question.

2. Eh?

3. A question?

a. ?

4. Yes... If you want to advance through here, you have to answer my question.

5. How should we answer? / I honestly thought that I had to fight you.

6. Nice, huh?

7. If you answer incorrectly, you die.

8. Not nice!!

9. Now, here's the question.

10. What panties are panties that are edible as panties?
TL note: ...

11. What kind of question is that?!

b. Do you get it?

c. Nope

12. That is simple!!

page 16

1. The correct answer is "a beautiful woman's panties!!"

2. You can eat it if you give it your all!!

a. Really?

3. Ah, it's the Bunny Squad!!

4. Yes, that is correct. / When humans give it their all, they can do anything, but... You can't do your best when you just plain suck.

5. What sort of reasoning is that?!

6. You three may advance.

7. Yeah!

8. Cheaters, poking your noses in like that!!

9. Remember this!! / Only our peepees pokes at stuff!
TL note: Don't ask... I changed the meaning a little to fit the joke.

10. Why would I care to remember that?!

11. Well then, you guys...

page 17

1. You guys, go wash your bodies before you eat.

2. We're bathing because of that.

a. You're pretty happy.

3. I wonder if there's a way to run away somehow.

b. SFX: ZaBa-
b. SFX: Splash

4. SFX: GaRa
4. SFX: Slide
TL note: I think we should just keep this as japanese since it is just a door opening sound

5. How is the water?

6. Gya!! B-I-G-!!

c. B-I-G-

7. You should cover yourself before entering, idiot!!

8. Sorry. I did a unspeakable blunder on my Black Dragon.

9. What is a Black Dragon?!!

10. It's my Black Dragon?

11. I'm angry at you for talking so stupid!!

page 18

1. A dragon that follows a human. / It can't be. Are you a Dragon Knight?!

2. Hey, what makes you say that?!

3. Yeah.

4. All men are Dragon Knights.

5. That sounds insightful yet utterly retarded.

6. Dragons exist to serve Dragon Knights.

a. Dragon's room Exit

7. You guys may also advance.

8. Well, when my Dragon is lively, it doesn't obey me at all though.

9. Shut up! Let's go catch up to the Bunny squad already!!

10. Teacher! It seems this hot spring is good for breast development.

11. Eh?

12. Okay! Let's hurry and catch up to them!

13. SFX: TaPuN
13. SFX: Splish

14. SFX: TaPuN
14. SFX: Splash

15. Let's leave the water here then go.

page 19

1. And like that, we caught up to you.

2. What are you doing?

a. Amazing how you got here!

3. This, we got confused on which way we should go.

b. Shortcut (If you have breasts or a man who takes this route, you die)

c. Detour (Both breasts and males may pass)
TL note: Detour means more like "long way"

4. Seems I have to take the detour, huh?

5. I also can't take the shortcut.

6. Then I can't too!

7. ...... ......

8. I'm going to take the detour!!

9. I didn't say anything. / Don't cry...

d. And then...

10. Hah Hah As expected, the detour was filled with various traps.

11. I'm so sick of traps now.

page 20

1. This.
TL note: Full: Look at this

a. Shintai is near here! First one to get it, wins!!

2. So, it's down to a race! I can't lose!!

3. The faster one wins!!

4. Ah! Cheater!!

5. There are two perverts there!!

6. Like I'll be caught believing in such a lie, idiot.

7. But, I'll look just in case.

8. We don't hate

9. women who are perverted.

10. It's you two!!

11. I'm going ahead!!

12. Shit!!

13. Ah!

page 21

1. Miss Shrine Maiden!!

2. As I thought, I can not hand over this shintai.

3. Eh?

4. How did you get here?

5. From the back door there.

6. Oh

7. Wait, I won so why are you taking it?!

8. I know! It's because you promised to hand it over to us in the beginning.

9. No.

10. You're completely wrong.

11. It seems you're completely wrong.

12. Shut Shut up!!

13. Then, why can't you hand over the dice?

14. That's because...

page 22

1. There was actually another shintai before I enshrined this one I recieved from / the divine messenger.
TL note: TS can do whatever you want in arranging the words here.

2. This is not something I can descibe in a Shounen Manga.
TL note: but apparantly drawing most of it is Okay. Haha.

3. As is often the case with shintais treasured by children,

4. I broked it that day when I was captivatingly carassing it.
TL note: Yes, it is as dirty as you think it is.

5. This temple's Shintai was lost because of that.

6. Captavatingly?

7. I tried to use new ones that remembled it from my memory.

8. But, none of them worked...

9. So ever since then, I used this as the Shintai since it was black and hard.
TL note: Do Not Ask Me about whether this is correct. Because It is!

10. Is that thing really suitable?
TL note: As a replacement

11. Anyways, even though I said I'll give this to you, this is something much too valuable.

12. So that's your true feelings!!

13. Well, it can't be helped.

14. Eh?! / You're giving up?

page 23

1. Look at this, please use it as the new shintai.

2. What are you doing, Mikage?!

3. Wow! It's so elegant! (heart) Thank you very much!!
TL note: ... *shakes head*

4. SFX: KaSha
4. SFX: Click

5. SFX: KaSha
5. SFX: Click

6. You should be blushing at least a little!!

7. I'm delighted that I can be so helpful.

8. You should be too!!

9. May... May I help as well?

10. Why?!

11. Thank you very much.

12. Well then, As promised from the start, I'll give you this former shintai.

13. K Kay.

page 24

1. Here, take it.

2. Eh, me?

3. Hey, we were the ones who helped get you a new shintai!

4. There's nothing we can do. / Since they won the race.
TL note: I changed the 2nd half from literal

5. It's difficult to call this a replacement, but / if I use this new shintai, I will give you a replica.

6. Why would need that?!

7. Is it because you can't be satifisied if it isn't the original?

8. That's not why!!

9. Damn it! You'll retreat for today, but next time, we absolutely won't lose the dice!!

10. I want a replica of that Shintai...

11. Are you listening?! https://mangahelpers.com/t/bokolife/releases/15051 [English] [Translation] God Does Not Play Dice 2 by BokoLife 2009-08-10T19:40:49+00:00 BokoLife admin@mangahelpers.com
Reserved for Kuu-scans

(yeah I found a temporary cleaner who will work on this in Kuu... For now.)

Beginning notes:
I changed all instances of ane-san/nee-san to Big Sis and same with the male counterparts.
The suffix of Sensei has been changed to Miss or Mr if there is a male teacher... ever.


Chapter 2
Miss Imadegawa's Springtime

Chapter 2

page 1

1. Miss Shimei,

2. Have you already gotten used to the school?

SFX: PiYoN
SFX: Bounce
TL note: of the boobies!

3. Miss Imadegawa,

4. Yes, I have.

5. I have to say, this person

6. has really big breasts, which means...

7. she's a rival!!

8. ?

9. I wonder...

10. did I say something to make her angry?

page 2

page 3

1. The caramel dice will grant my wish once I collect all six.

2. Basically then, it will change me from my true body into the sexy luxurous body, huh?...

3. The problem is where could the other five dice be...

4. That panty on your head is also a problem.

5. Aren't you embarrassed?

6. Teacher... If all men got embarrassed... / They wouldn't have been able to accomplish anything.

7. What? You look so proud.

8. That's right! I wouldn't be able to buy erotic books if this sort of thing embarrassed me! / That's why I can wear this!

9. I won't hand this over to you because I get excited by wearing this!!

10. In what way?!!

11. That's right, Nozomu-san.

page 4

1. Panties are for covering your crotch like this.

2. You too! Why are you dressed like that?!

3. I should look like female teacher because this is a school. / So I copied the clothing from this movie that had a young female teacher and these elderly male students.

4. Don't use adult videoes!
TL note: ommited: as your example!

5. The students in the adult video were all middle-aged.

6. When in a school, you have to wear their uniform.

7. Ok~ay

8. Hmm, what a disappointment.

9. By the way, don't your antennas know the locations of the rest of the dices?

SFX: NSho
SFX: Uhn
TL note: grunt sound or something from putting on those clothes I imagine.

10. They are not within my antenna's range.

11. Are you absolutely sure with those antennas of yours?

12. I am absolutely sure.

13. SFX: GaShoN
13. SFX: Clunk
TL note: I cannot think of a good "English" equvialent sound

page 5

1. As sure as a Middle School boy student's love for [oreonna].
Note: [oreonna], an internet-based slang, basically a very feminine way to say [ore]
1. As sure as a Middle School boy student's love to dress as a girl.
TL note: second line is a modified joke to strip it of all Japanese. - I prefer the 2nd line btw

2. You're not sure at all!

3. Speaking of the remaining dices, I found something interesting.

4. What's that?

5. When I was fishing in your father's junk room...

6. It's a data storage room!

7. I found a video letter adressed to you!
TL note: I could not identify the furigana next to the daughter kanji, so whatever seperate meaning it had was not translated.

8. What did you say?!

9. It also came with this written letter. / "Dear Kanau... This video contains a message stating the locations of the Caramel Dices."

10. "Please watch the video tape first."

11. Heey! You did something good, Shijou-kun!

12. Let's watch it now!

SFX: FuFuN
SFX: Darn
TL note: not too sure what this is... Considering the randomness of this manga, that could really be anything...

13. Well, I'm going to play it.

14. SFX: Pi
14. SFX: Beep

page 6
(I am keeping the pronoun suffix "chan" here 'cause there is no good "english" way to define it)

1. Do your best! Little Witch Sailor-chan
TL note: video title box

2. Eh?

3. Isojuu-kun, my left nipple is itchy! / It's a sign that something bad is coming!
TL note: no joke... This is what it said.

4. SFX: MuZu MuZu
4. SFX: Itch Itch
TL note: This is the sound of itchy-ness...

5. That's right. It's time to transform!!

6. Transform!!

page 7

1. Troubled times call for immediate action!! / The solution for troubles, Little Witch Sailor-chan. (star-symbol)

2. Toliet troubles cost 9000 yen!!

3. That's more expensive than those other companies!!

4. Sailor-chan! The worldwide depression crashed the stocks, it seems I'll lose in the stock market!

5. Go kill yourself.

6. Eeh?~~~

7. Ah? You are helping me do my best by having me die, right?

8. I'm a good sucide assistant.

SFX: GiRa
SFX: sparkle
TL note: sound of shining brightly...

9. An experienced person!~~~

10. Making me kill myself, huh? / Eat the lead I brought for self-protection!!

11. Yay! You cured the itchiness of my nipple!

12. Sailor! Did you plan that from the beginning?! / What a dreadful child.

SFX: PoKa-N
SFX: Huh...?
TL note: state of empty-mindedness

13. What is this anime?

14. I'll continue from where I left off in the letter.

page 8

1. "Kanau... I mistaken this video letter for another and taped over it, sorry."

SFX: Go-N
SFX: Gong
TL note: big shock state

2. What have you done, papa?!

3. "Though the contents of the video letter was erased. I had written them into my diary, so you just need to read that."

4. If that was the case, then you didn't need to play it!!

5. "And I have to apologize once more..." / "The video recording of the Sailor-chan anime should have been much better. Forgive me."

6. Who cares about that?!!
TL note: Literal: That doesn't matter!!

7. Shijou-kun, where is that diary?

8. I didn't look. / Since I'm not interested in some middle-aged man's diary.

9. Idiot!

10. If you want, let's go look for college girl diaries. / Things like writing about their daily underwear is so cute!

11. That's not what I meant!!

12. Speaking of which, Hakase wrote in a diary like this one.

13. I see!!

14. Then from now on, let's go look for papa's diary!!

page 9

1. Hey, Little Bro. Bad news. It seems there's no such tea called "Panty" in England.
TL note: "Panty" "Pan Tea"... get it?

2. It seems there's no such Mahjong tile called "Oppai" too, Big Bro.
Note: Oppai means breast, pai = a mahjong tile

3. Excuse me.

4. Ah, Big Sis!!

5. It's "Miss Imadegawa" when at school! / You don't know who might be listening!

6. Forgive me, Big Sis!

7. ...... ...... / Shōwa?
TL note: I'm not that sure about this line... But Literal I imagine as: "Is it still the showa period?"

8. Anyways, things didn't go well, did they?

SFX: FuU
SFX: Fuu
TL note: if you can think of a better sound... >_>

page 10

1. It said that someone would've given us another dice if we've asked for it late last-night.

2. So, who was it? Who said we should go home because it was late?

3. You, Big Sis.

4. That's just fine! Have you finished reading the diary?

5. I did my best and read ten more pages!!

6. Slow!!

7. Big Sis! Big Bro can only think of boobies when he is reading.

8. If you consider that, he is actually very quick, so please give him praises!

9. Praise him?!!

10. In that diary, Hakase Shimei left behind the locations of the Caramel Dices.

11. We cannot collect the dice until he finally finishes reading!!

12. But, Big Sis. Those ten pages contained some very interesting information.

13. Interesting information? How so?

page 11

1. April 25th (Sat) sunny
I went to that person's home to entrust him with the dice...
TL note: Letter TL

2. Hey! This is interesting!!

3. Which reminds me... The female newscaster read about some depressing event again in the morning news.
TL note: Letter

4. I constantly think about it like this when I watch the news...
TL note: Letter

5. That it would be great if the female newscaster wore nothing below where the desk is.
TL note Letter end

6. Coming up next:
TL note: Literal: The next news.

7. Aaah(heart). I get so aroused being seen like this(heart).
TL note: this manga is so funny to translate. I am holding myself back to not use words that are too explicit.

8. That isn't Dice-related!!

9. Where is the interesting information?!

10. That there are other men who possessed similiar brains as us.

SFX: Byo~N
SFX: Boing
TL note: I assume it is like a guitar string, his mustache hair is.

11. Just be quiet!!

12. After that, nothing important was written.

page 12

1. Hakase Shimei had a daughter named Kanau. / This diary was written to allow her to collect the dices.

2. That's important!!

3. From that, we can assume that Kanau girl have the dices, right?

4. Image of Kanau
TL note: This is the "box"

5. Of course! Big Sis is so smart!!

a. No... Not really
TL note: Literal: No... that's all.

SFX: PoYoN
SFX: Bounce

6. Speaking of the name Kanau Shimei... I think I heard it at school recently...

7. If you heard it in a school, it's probably a character from a gal game set in a school. / Since you can only remember girl names from gal games.

8. Big Bro is amazing! To be a man not in the world of eroge!
TL note: eroge = erotic game

9. Those aren't the same.

10. Seriously?! Even after the trouble it took make up stuff about gal games to show off?!!

11. Don't show off stupid things!

SFX: PuRiN
SFX: Wobble

12. Speaking of which, there's a new teacher that looks like she's from an eroge.

13. The one that's said to be older than 18 yet really small?

14. Ah!!

SFX: PoYoN
SFX: Bounce

page 13

1. I remember!! That new small teacher's name is Kanau Shimei!!

a. It's sucks to be remembered like this.

2. Hakase's daughter couldn't possibility be this close...

3. The world sure is small.

b. Speaking of smallness?

c. The size of erotic panties!

4. Now where is Miss Shimei?

5. If she's a teacher, she must've gotten permission to use the student counseling room a while ago.

6. Then, we'll go take the dice in the student counseling room!!

7. Before that, we'll change from our everyday work clothes!!

page 14

1. Now! To the student counseling room!

2. The page moved so fast, there wasn't enough time.

3. I didn't even had time to put on my panties.

4. I also didn't put on my panties.

5. It'll better if you didn't put them on.

6. But, the feeling of wanting to wear them is better than any woman!!

page 15

1. Teacher! Can't you look for Hakase's diary tomorrow?

2. Why?! Is it 'cause you want to go home to watch a rerun of dramas?

3. No, I have to go home to fantasize the breasts of bikini models from their pictures.

a. Every Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays

4. You have to?!

5. He must since it is a required subject for male students.

6. All my friends are doing it too.

7. You sound like a child begging for a toy.

8. But... Ah, whatever! We're the only ones collecting the dices anyways.

9. I wonder about that!

10. What?!

page 16

1. Kanau Shimei!!

2. We've came to take your caramel dices!!

a. We came!

b. We came!
TL note: these were not meant to be a joke.

3. Who?!

c. Big Breasts!
TL note: Literal is more like: "Miss Big Breasts!" as in a person and not the breasts

d. Hello
TL note: Literal: "How do you do?"

4. Who?

5. Ah!!

6. Since it'll be too confusing to reveal our true identities, / let's go by aliases, okay?

7. Howse A-san?

8. I'll be Rokusuke Ei-san.

9. Those sound the same!
TL note: I changed from literal: "Those are just Ei-sans!" - meaning vs literal

10. I know! Let's make a good team name!

11. If that's the case, Big Sis

12. Please leave it to us!

page 17

1. We are Big Sis' big breasts'

2. Boobie squad!!

3. What? That's sounds like some stupid grade school name! / It's so stupid!

4. What? The Boobie squad is here to take the dice?!

5. Waah! It's already caught on!!

6. Any-Anways! Give me your dice!

7. I know you're Hakase Shimei's daughter from this diary!!

8. That's papa's diary!!

9. Why do you have a family procession?!

10. You thief!!

11. Thief?

12. Yeah, unwillingly, I am a thief.

page 18

1. My life as a thief began that day during my first year of high school.

2. My daughter... Did you know that our ancestors were thieves known as the "Rabbit Kids?"

3. Yeah.

4. I told you about the treasure known as the Caramel Dice that they failed to steal, right?
TL note: ommited part: "failed to steal no matter how hard they tried"

5. Yeah, I heard it.

6. Ever since then, our family has searched for the Caramel Dice to fulfill our ancestors' dream.

7. Eeh? Really now.

8. Today, I shall pass that duty onto you.
TL note: I changed it a little, literal: "Now, I shall pass that duty today onto you."

9. EEEEH?!

10. You must collect them, and today also you should guess what's the underwear is.
TL note: reCheck

11. "Also?" What?!

12. And that is why I'm collecting the dices and how I became a thief.

13. That is kind of a petty reason.

14. Your boobs aren't petty like Miss Shimei though.

15. Allow me to continue.

page 19

1. I don't want to be a thief!

2. Why will I do about school?!

3. Don't worry... These two will help you.

4. I look like one to say "Stop reading erotic books," / but I won't!

5. The older brother! Ichirou Ushiwaka!!

6. I do not resemble Joe Odagiri! / That guy resembles me!
Note: Joe Odagiri is a japanese actor commonly known as Odajō

7. The younger brother! Jirou Ushiwaka!!

8. Who... Who are these two?

a. Creepy

9. Starting today, they, the Ushiwaka Brothers, will follow you to support in collecting the dices.

10. They will follow you day and night to look for the dices. Amazing, huh?

11. Day and Night?

12. From rise to slumber,

13. we'll keep watch, uncle. (heart)

14. Amazing, huh?

page 20

1. Thus, to get these guys to stop following me, / I must collect the dices!!

2. Because of them, I can't fall in love or go on a date! WAAAAAAAAAH!!

3. You never been on a date, Big Sis?

4. You're never become a wife if so.

5. That sounds rather charming.

6. Good Luck.

7. Thanks...

a. Sniff

8. I have no sympathy for such a story.

9. Yeah, it is hard to sympathize for people who stole your inheritance.

10. That's not it.

page 21

1. I have no sympathy

2. for people with huge boobs!!

3. Oh!

4. This is also adorable.

5. That's it!! / You boobie squad guys, how about the name "Bunny Squad?" / since your ancestors were the Rabbit Kids.

6. That's good! / Anything but the Boobie Squad!!

7. Then, please put this on.

8. Eh? What's this?

9. What is this?! It's embarrassing!

10. Since you're the Bunny Squad, you have to wear bunny ears.

11. But it's fun when good-looking adults wear them.

12. It's typical for people with big breasts to act like idiots.

13. Hey! This isn't good!

page 22

1. No it isn't...

2. It's very cute.

3. Wow.

page 23

a. What... This is the first time someone told me

b. I was cute to my face.

c. After looking at this kid, isn't he kinda cool?

d. He has such an advanced taste of fashion, wearing that panty and apron.

e. hm?

1. Wow.

f. But, this isn't good! He's a student of that woman. I'm a teacher. And above it all, we're mutual enemies in collecting the dices!

g. Is this a forbidden love?! But, that may be a good thing!

2. Anyone who wears bunny ears are cute.

3. She can't hear you.

SFX: GaBa
SFX: Pluff
TL note: sound of covering oneself with a cloth, blanket, etc etc

4. Kya~! What am I going to do?!

5. Big Sis, please stop moving so much. / The panties are completely visible!

6. We're recording in full High-defintion!

page 24

1. I'll~I'll let you go for today since you gave me these bunny ears!!

2. The next time we meet, you best be prepared to give me your dices!!

3. Let's go you two!

4. Big Sis, wait!

5. What the hell was that?

6. Well, it's good that we now know the location of the diary.

7. Let's go home already, so I can go fantanize about bikini models' boobs.

8. Heheh

9. I'm so cute... (music symbol)

SFX: EHeHe
SFX: Heheh

10. It seems that "usagi" could obscurely mean "to enternally be in heat."
Note: usagi when translated from japanese to english means rabbit

11. We have to be careful so Big Sis won't hit us.