Mangahelpers Translationshttps://mangahelpers.com/translators/rss2009-05-23T19:01:08+00:00/favicon.icoMangaHelpers Adminsadmin@mangahelpers.comhttps://mangahelpers.com/t/shrimpy/releases/12578[English] [Translation] Foo Fighter Fuji Oneshot : FOO FIGHTER FUJI by shrimpy2009-05-23T19:01:08+00:00shrimpyadmin@mangahelpers.comA cool oneshot almost a year old now. Art's super cool, concept is silly, but it's hilarious. Somebody scanlate!
...I wonder if the Foo Fighter's "Learn to Fly" had any influence on the name & subject of this comic? Perfect theme song, though.
01 -Guess what, Misaki? -What is it, Joe~?
-The odds of a shooting star making it to the surface of the earth before burning up -is less than 1 billion to 1! -Wow, you're sooo smart! Sounds like the chances of finding your soulmate!
-...kind of like us, huh~? -Woah, that's like, mega-romantic!
-GET OUTTA MY SIGHT! box: Gizagaki Fuji / 16 years old white: A boy with a terrible temper!! / What's eating him?
02 -How stupid
-Soulmates? Romance? Meh!
-Crap like that
-Doesn't exist!!
03 top white line: Set a course beyond Romance! Unidentified Flying Action headed your way in this 47-page One Shot!
white right: For you, left: I'll fly anywhere! (t/n - i suggest reversing the order)
below: Miyokawa Masaru
04 -...aw, nuts! The main computer is busted -I'll never be able to fix it... -Guess I have no choice
-This is... -a hospital?
-Oh, that's right!! I was hit by a shooting star?!
-But...I'm not sore anywhere -What's going on?
05 -W-wha -WHAT THE HELL!?
-What are these Crop Circle-looking marks!? -Is it some kinda treatment I received?
-kachi
-UWAH!?! -WHAT'S HAPPENING!?
06 -wh- -whawha- -WHAT IS THIIIIIS!?
-Is it...alive?
-poke
-Nnn...
07 -Nn..nn... -Can't you keep it down?
-HEY!! -WHY'D YOU OPEN THE CAPSULE!? -huh??
-I'm sleep-deprived here!! (small: gosh!) -Ah...s-sorry to wake you
--WAIT, NO I'M NOT!! -WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU!?!
-Me? -I'm Yuwaryet Stengrula Transvolance from the planet Touulunusulu!
-Yu-samawhatsit? Huh? Could ya say it again? -Yuwaryet Stengrula Transvolance
-Yuuwa~ ...eh? The heck's that? Your name?
08 -I WASN'T ASKING YOUR NAME!!
-Your spaceship was busted -because of me!?
-That's right!! -You were the one who suddenly got in my way -and crashed into MY ship!
-My ship was smushed to smithereens! (small: You're so mean! Meanie!) -QUIT PINNING THIS ON ME!! (small: even if I wasn't there you'd still have crashed!!)
-So I had no choice...
09 -But to make YOUR body -into my new spaceship!
-Hah?? -My body's a spaceship? -I have NO clue what you're talking about -How's my body a spaceship??
-...well, technically speaking the "body" can be just about anything -But the ability to calculate the angle of atmospheric entry, -as well as extrapolate 3rd cosmic velocities* within varying solar systems (t/n - 3rd cosmic velocity = the minimum velocity that has to be imparted to a body relative to a planet's surface to drive it out of the solar system) -Requires a really powerful computer to determine warp coordinates. And your body had one!
-Uh, I don't own a computer (small: Not even a cell phone!)
10 -I'm talking about your brain!
-Eh!?
-The brain is a fantastic computer -By converting your body into a ship, I can draw out its full power
-Hold up! I don't know nothin' about calculating atoms-spheric whosamawatsit! -Relax, it's possible even for an idiot like you -WHAT!? -Both geniuses and morons have the same cerebral structure, I mean. (small: just a difference of how you use it)
-Nnnnggggh!! Enough! I'm sick of listening to you go on an on!!
-I'm ripping this shit off right now!! sfx bub: GAN -Uwa!! What're you doing!?
11 -Stop, stop!! I worked so hard, don't break it! -Shut up, Tinkerbell!!
-Gizagaki--!!
-I've been itchin' to pay you back for that humiliation!
-Eh!? -Oh, it's Romeo (from the rooftop)
-What would've you done if Misaki saw me as a flunky n' broke up with me, huh?
-I've never liked you from the start!! -Hey, wait! Now's not the time for--
12 -SHUT YER TRAP!
-Ch! -All you care about is bein' popular with the ladies... -but you always were...
-A flunky from the start!!
-HALT!!
13 -W-what the!? -I can't move!
-BFG---!
-No fighting! You'll break! -WHA!? YOU did this, alien!?
-Undo whatever you just did!! -Or do you want me to be beat to a bloody pulp!?
-Enjoyin' yerself there, freak!?
-Guess I have no choice...
-LIFTOFF!
14 -DOWAAAAA!! -W-wai-What!? -Put me down! Put me down!!
-I told you! Half of the remodeling as already complete -So your basic starcraft functions are perfectly operational! -PERFECT, MY ASS! WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU DONE?!
15 -Target located, sir
-It's the princess' signal
-owowow
16 -Ran out of fuel in 5 seconds, huh...
-Geez! You're not as useful as I thought -I never imagined you'd be such a gas-guzzler...
-BE QUIET! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S ALL THE TROUBLE! (Why're you all full of yourself, anyway?!) -MAKE ME BACK TO NORMAL THIS INSTANT!!
--WHAT THE F--THAT'S MY FOOD!! -Silence! Ships shouldn't be talking back to their owners!
17 -More importantly, let me take a look at you. You took some damage from that crash-landing
-Oh, you have an oil leak -THAT'S NOT OIL, IT'S BLOOD!!
-...gosh, and I had just stopped up this hole, too...
-Hey, Yuu-...whatever it was...did um, you
-Did you remodel me -in order to save my life because of the accident?
-W-What are you talking about! Don't misunderstand!! -I told you, I needed a new ship!!
-And who said you could abbreviate my name anyway!?
-I... -I've been forced into an arranged engagement
-So she IS gonna tell me after all? -I'm not ready to be married -and...
-I can't stand the idea of marrying someone -just because my parents picked him -There's like, nothing romantic about it...
19 -I want a random accident that leads me to the person of my dreams! Like bumping into a transfer student who's busy chewing his lunchbread as he turns the corner! -WHAT PLANET ARE YOU FROM AGAIN!?
-So basically you ran away -How lame. -WHAT!?
-All women are the same! -I'll have you know romance doesn't exist! -Oh?! And what makes you the expert!?
-Because there was a girl like that around -who had the same stupid delusions like you
-She lived in my neighborhood, was older, and had never had a boyfriend -She'd often come over my house to play
-Honestly I thought she was a complete idiot -Even though she was older, she still believed in aliens and ghosts -and had this stupid dream of bumping into a transfer student busy chewing his bread and falling in love from that...
20 -But then, one day
-Fuji!! Did you hear? -She got engaged!!
-Aren't you glad you were set-up by a marriage interview? -Marriage... -interview?!
-Hey wait! What interview!? -What happened to your dreamy transfer student!? -Transfer student?
-Oh, that? Tehe! -Please, those sorts of romantic encounters don't exist! -In the end, it doesn't matter how you meet the one for you!
-Somehow, I felt deeply betrayed
21 -Romance was nothing but a crazy dream after all! -It never existed in the first place!
-That's it? PATHETIC!
-You lost to some other guy over the woman you liked and you've been taking it out on yourself! -Wha-NO! NOT AT ALL! -I'm not taking anything out on myself!! -Loser!!
-Yeah, okay, forget about that and MAKE ME BACK TO NORMAL! -Who are YOU to order ME around!? (small outside bubble: You're just a ship!) -There she is
-I've been looking for you -Princess
22 -Let us return to your home -Princess Yuwaryet
-Who's he? And...princess?? -Ch! He found me already...
-YOU'RE A PRINCESS!? -That's right
-It was obvious given the circumstances. (You really ought to watch more movies) -Obvious from what!?
23 YARRRRR -EEEH!? THIS THING IS!? -HE'S HUGE! LIKE, CAN YOU TWO EVEN HAVE KIDS!?
-Fuh...having children is the least of my concerns -What is most important is the unification of our planets
-My government is most pleased to offer our services in governing the princess' home
-Besides, there are countless means by which I can show her my tender care despite the size difference above panel: Equivalent of a Barbie doll
-Geh...!
24 -Aw, tender care! What a nice guy. -ARE YOU STUPID!?
-All he wants is to rule my planet! -Once my purpose is served, who knows what he'll do! -Eh!?
-I've been meaning to ask you for a while now, -but who are you, earthling?
-Me? I'm-- -MY BOYFRIEND!!
-HAAAAAH!?
25 -And we're SOOOOO in love! You don't stand a chance! So shoo! -HOLD IT. Dragging me into this is one thing, but there's NO CHANCE I'm playing boyfriend! -We're so close, he knows the number of moles on my body! -LISTEN TO ME!!
-Is that right? -So primitive civilizations are even quick to seduce another's mate...
-Seize this wild barbarian!! -Yessir!
-Here the come, Fuji! Take them out! -Take them out!? I ain't no Gundam!!
-Then use your Rocket Punch!
-Eh!? You gave me one!?
26 -N... -Nothing...happened...
-...oh, right...I didn't get around to the weapons systems yet... -SCREW YOU!! -MEANWHILE I'M MAKING AN ASS OF MYSELF WITH THAT CORNY POSE!
-Oh well... -I guess we'll have to launch aga--
27 -W- -what are you doing!? Let me go!! -Apologies, princess, but it's dangerous. You need to get back.
-FUJI!
-STOP IT!!
-Look, stop!! -I get it!! I give up!!
28 -I give up... -I'll marry you
-Ah, you finally understand my feelings!
-Hey, WAIT! -You're really okay with that!?
-It doesn't matter anymore -I know it's too late for simple apologies, -But I'm sorry. This was all because of my selfishness
-I knew all along there's no such thing as a random romantic encounter
-Forgive me
29 -LIFTOFF!
30 -Is she trying -To make sure I get away safe?
31 -What is that alien thinking?
-First she goes and remodels by body, -then she's covering for me...
-Just like...she was... -Head in the clouds, always doing things at her own pace -And although she'd always talk about romance, in the end she...
-NO
32 -What's the meaning of this?! -The moment we return, we will hold our ceremony -It's a precaution to stop anyone from interfering with our departure...
-CRUNCH
-whoops...
-Oh well...
-I can always buy a new one...
33 -She looked happy the last day I saw her...
-But Yuu...
-In the end, it doesn't matter how you meet the one for you!
-As long as spending time with that person brings you happiness, -And you treasure that person's company, then that's all you need
34 -That wasn't -the same kind of face!
35 -Shit...I'm starving...
-Kachin -Reality is nothing like we hope for -But
sfx bub - BASA (sound of something falling flat)
-Does that mean we should just accept it? -Romantic encounters are nothing but a pipe dream?
no panel?: I'm going to show her...that they DO exist!
-Hey, I just bought this a while ago... -Yuu, what're you doing shoving this thing in here...
-Because right now, -I'M the only person on the face of the earth who can!
36 -As long as that person means more to you than the entire world, -Then you've already found your once-in-a-lifetime chance!
37 -W-what's happening?! (small: He's got bread in his mouth!!)
-OPEN THE HATCH!
-...Fuji!?
-DON'T JUST STAND THERE, SHOOT HIM OFF!! -We can't at this range!!
38 -LIFTOFF----!!
39 -Fuji...
-Yuu...
-WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!? LAUNCHING ME AT POINT-BLANK RANGE? WHAT IF DIED!? -It's not my fault! I said it unconsciously! (small: and don't go shorting my name!)
-Just who do you think you are
-Damaging my ship... -abducting the princess...
-I'll end your life right here!!
40 -I wouldn't if I were you! -What?!
-I've got enough speed and power to blow a hole in your spaceship's hull! -If you eat one of my tackles directly, what do you think'll happen? -Kuh...
-Go haul your otaku ass back to your home planet and strip barbie dolls for all I care! (t/n - he says jenny dolls, which are the japanese barbies. look it up!) -Why, YOU--!!
-Well!? I don't have all day! -STOPSTOPSTOP!! MORON!!
-Eh!?
-You're... -You're all out a fuel!!
41 -...ah -...tehehe?
-GUH... -FUJI!!
-That was quite a show, boy
-Damnit!
-It's our last resort -I didn't want to have to use it, but...
42 -It's our only chance to escape from here
-Take this! It's a pill that'll allow you to travel faster than the 2nd cosmic velocity!!
-Again with that cosmic thingamajigy? -In layman's terms, it'll give you way more energy than any ordinary food -Oh, great! Give it here! -HOWEVER
-This isn't the time for "however"! (small: besides, I doubt I'd understand what you had to say, anyway) -AH!!
-Stop talking amongst yourselves!
-U--uwao.... -Aah...
-UWOOOOOOOA
43 -IT HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTS!!!
-I was about to say "you'll transform, which is intensely painful" -Tell me...sooner... -Are you crying?
-W-what is that!? -What are you!?!
-Boy, being your spaceship -never amounts to any good...