Mangahelpers Translationshttps://mangahelpers.com/translators/rss2009-06-21T16:26:04+00:00/favicon.icoMangaHelpers Adminsadmin@mangahelpers.comhttps://mangahelpers.com/t/finestela/releases/13430[English] [Translation] DeroDero 5 by Finestela2009-06-21T16:26:04+00:00Finestelaadmin@mangahelpers.com*If you have any suggestions or comments about the translation, please don't be shy! PM me or leave a comment! You can also visit The Finestela Thread to ask about anything!*
01 Ruka's Friend: Ruka, your brother's here again.
Logo: Tsujihira Middle School for Young Girls
Ruka's Friend: It feels like he's got a sister complex, doesn't it? Ruka: I wouldn't know. Ruka: Let's head home.
Title: Strangely 5 Title: Ruka is Mad!
Mimio: Yo, hey! Mimio: You, the mountain hag!! *Translator's note: Here, Mimio is refering to a Japanese fashion style called "Gals". These young girls apply heavy dark-colored makeup and bleach their hair. "Mountain hag" is one of the slang phrases/insults used towards these girls. Ruka's Friend: You talking to me!? Mimio: Well, duh!! Mimio: Who else over there has that ugly fake tan!? Mimio: You're messing up my sister's image by hanging out with her!! Ruka's Friend: Say what!?
Ruka's Friend SFX: Mugyaaaaa---
Mimio: Hmph! Mimio: Yeah! Scram!
02 Ruka: ... I can't believe this... Ruka: You're such an asshole. Mimio: Wah!? Mimio: You shouldn't be with wierdos like that to begin with! Ruka:I don't want to hear that from you, Onii-chan, who never wears his ties and always acts like a gangster. Ruka: It's thanks to you that my number of friends dwindles every day, Onii-chan.
Weird Uncle SFX: Heheheheh
Weird Uncle: Well, would you like to be my friend...? Mimio: But it's been a long time since we walked home together!! Why are you ignoring me!? Ruka: There's nothing to be gained from walking with you, Onii-chan. Mimio: H... Hey!! Mimio: Hold on a second!!
03 Mimio: What should I do...? I got Ruka mad... Mimio: That's it!! I could buy something for her!! Mimio: But wait... All I have left is 4 stinking Yen! 1 Yen Grandpa: 4 Yen is moooooo~~~~~~re than enough. Mimio: Who the hell are you!! 1 Yen Grandpa: Wanna take a look at my store!? Right now you'll get a special gift with your purchase!! Mimio: Really!? Mimio: But seriously, who the fuck are you!?
04 Logo: The 1 Yen Store Logo: In this store, everything is 1 Yen!!
Mimio: The 1 Yen Store!?
1 Yen Grandpa SFX: Wah hah hah 1 Yen Grandpa SFX: Wah~~~~ hah hah
1 Yen Grandpa: There are plenty of Yen Stores in this world, but none of them can compete with mine! 1 Yen Grandpa: Anything and everything here costs just 1 yen!
05 Tag: 1 Yen per Ant
Tag: Leaves, 1 Yen
Tag: Hair, 1 Yen
Tag: Scotch Tape, Each piece sold separately
Tag: Toothpicks (used)
1 Yen Grandpa: P... Please wait a second!! 1 Yen Grandpa: I'm positive there will be something you like here!! Mimio: Yeah? Like what? 1 Yen Grandpa: I got girls!!
Mimio SFX: GIRLS
06 1 Yen Grandpa: I obtained everything in my shop myself. Mimio: Is that so... Mimio: But... I don't think you can eat a Yen... So are you a Yen collector...!? 1 Yen Grandpa: Alright!! Here's the girl!
Tag: Air from Hawaii, 1 Yen
Tag: Gal, 1 Yen
Mimio: Ack! Mimio: Isn't... Mimio: Isn't she Ruka's...!? 1 Yen Grandpa: So this is the girl I got. 1 Yen Grandpa: You can cook her, steam her, or do whatever to her! Mimio: Dude! You're freaking me out!! You'd do this just for 1 Yen!? Mimio: And what the hell's with that mouth!?
07 1 Yen Grandpa: My main diet is the 1 Yen Coin!! So of course I'd do anything to fill my tummies!!
DeroDero Monster Index 5 1 Yen Grandpa A basically harmless monster who loves to sell stuff. His diet consists solely of 1 Yen Coins, and, by running his store, he can fulfill both his need and his dream.
Mimio: Ah, I see! Mimio: Well then, I'll buy her and this can of white-out!!
Mimio Small Text: Oh... Mimio Small Text: Here, eat!
1 Yen Grandpa SFX: Clink Clink
1 Yen Grandpa: Oh~~~~~ 1 Yen Grandpa: Delicious~~~~
08 Mimio: Here's a present from your dear old bro!! Mimio: It's your friend who ran off, Ruka!! Colored white this time!! Mimio: I was being quite a jerk today... Ruka: So you're trying to make amends? Mimio: Ah~~~ Well!! I actually bought her from someone who kidnapped her! Mimio: And I got change from 4 Yen for her!! Isn't that a great deal!? Mimio: Alright~~~ Let's have a party with your white friend, just the three of us!!
Panel Text: And I got booted.
Mimio: ......
Ruka's Friend SFX: Ehhehehe
Strangely 5 The Endhttps://mangahelpers.com/t/finestela/releases/13429[中文] [Translation] DeroDero 5 by Finestela2009-06-21T16:25:31+00:00Finestelaadmin@mangahelpers.com01 留渦朋友：留渦 妳哥哥又跑來了
奇怪之5 可喜可賀https://mangahelpers.com/t/finestela/releases/13101[English] [Translation] DeroDero 4 by Finestela2009-06-10T02:06:13+00:00Finestelaadmin@mangahelpers.com*If you have any suggestions or comments for this translation, please don't be shy! PM me or leave a comment!*
Popping Boy: H...Hey guys... Teacher: Alright~~~ Class, we got a new transfer student. Mimio: Hey, we've got an interesting character here. Prez: What's with that line cutting through his face......? Popping Boy: N...Nice to meet you~~~ Boy: What a freak!
02 Girl: Ohohohoho Popping Boy: He...hehehe Girl: What are you looking at, you pumpkin head!? Boy: Hey Hey now!! Chill! Popping Boy: S..Sup~~~ Mimio: Dude, you've got a huge head. Teacher: Ok, let's start class then. Mimio: And you're sitting in front of me!! Mimio: I can't seem to see the board like this!! Teacher: Oh well, you sleep through the class anyway.
03 Mimio: But what's with this guy? Mimio: Didn't his head get bigger than it was? Mimio: Ahhhh~~~~~ This is annoying!! Mimio: No matter what, I just can't take it when a guy like this is sitting right in front of me! Popping Boy: No. Popping Boy: You'll just sleep through the class.
04 Mimio: What the hell is that----!? Teacher: What's going on over there, Hino---!?
Mimio SFX: oooooohhhhhh
Prez: Stop it, you idiot!! Prez: Stop pushing the dude!! Prez: When guys like this reach their limit and snap, it's really scary!! Prez: So cut it out.
05 Mimio: Now that'll be fun...!!
Eraser SFX: Pop
Mimio SFX: Hehehehe
Mimio: I wanna see how you'll snap!!
Eraser SFX: Bounce x 2
Mimio: Screw you Mimio: Screw you
Prez: Ch...Chill out!! Something nasty is gonna happen...!! Prez: The dude's head is getting bigger now.
Popping Boy head SFX: tremble x 2
Mimio: What!? Mimio: This is just getting interesting!! Mimio: You can easily tell this guy is bottling up all his rage. Prez: Stop it, Mimio!! ...Quit playing!!
DeroDero Monster Index 4 Popping Boy Concentrated mainly in Middle and High Schools, they are fairly numerous throughout the country. Some theories attribute their appearances to environmental or hormonal factors, but the truth remains a mystey.
Students SFX: Woooooaaaaaahhhh
Students SFX: Kyaaaaah----
Teacher: So this is what happens when you "snap (in half)"...
Strangely 4 The Endhttps://mangahelpers.com/t/finestela/releases/13100[中文] [Translation] DeroDero 4 by Finestela2009-06-10T02:05:36+00:00Finestelaadmin@mangahelpers.com01 標題：奇怪之4 標題：爆爆君
奇怪之4 可喜可賀https://mangahelpers.com/t/finestela/releases/13091[English] [Translation] DeroDero 3 by Finestela2009-06-09T16:16:30+00:00Finestelaadmin@mangahelpers.com*If you have any suggestions or comments for this translation, please don't be shy! PM me or leave a comment!*
Salesman: What we have today is something to spruce up your home décor, this awesome "Ambushing Lady" life-sized figure. Salesman: No matter where you place her, this fantastic product will create the horrific atmosphere you're aiming for! Salesman: Look at this!! The theme right here is a lady longing to kill someone. Saleswoman: Wow~~~~~nice!! Salesman: You can place it near the entranceway to greet your guests. Salesman: It's also a great idea to secretly place it near the window!!
Audience SFX: Oooooohhhhh!
02 Salesman: And the price is just....!! 100,980 yen!!
Audience SFX: Oooooohhhhh!
Mimio: Too fucking expensive. Mimio: "Ooooh~~~~" my ass!! Mimio: What's with this infomercial? Salesman: And the kitchen knife she's carrying is also sharp beyond belief!!
Audience SFX: Wooooaaaaah!
Salesman: Next up, every fighter's best friend, this Killer Tonfa! Mimio: Wow, now that's nice!! Salesman: This product is so great that you can even shoot BBs from the tip of the Tonfa!! Mimio: Awsome!! I'm gonna get this real quick!! Mimio: Let's see... The number is... SFX: Clack
03 Mimio: Woah!!!
Box Text: Money Box
Mimio: What the hell!? Mimio: Isn't this the merchandise from that infomercial just now!!? Mimio: Why did it come when I was just about to make the call!? Mimio: Not to mention this isn't even what I want!! Mimio: To top it off, it got to the second floor... This is definitely not something a human can do.
Box Text: Money Box Box Text: Place the 100,980 Yen in here.
Mimio: And I need to put my money in that to pay for it!?
04 Mimio: I ain't gonna pay for this!! Mimio: Who the hell wants this ugly piece of crap anyway!!?
Panel Text: A week later......
Mr. Syte (the Dog): Kuuuu---n (What the hell is this woof)
Salesman: How's that!!? Isn't it great!? This Comfy Pillow!! Saleswomen: Nice. Mimio: This stupid infomercial is on again.
Title Text: The Unpaying Spot
Salesman: Alright... It's time to punish those customers who have yet to pay up. Saleswoman: This week's unpaying customer is Hino-san from the Tokyo metropolitan area.
Audience SFX: Oooooooooh!
Book Text: Black List
Saleswoman: This customer has yet to pay for the "Ambushing Lady" from last week. Mimio: ? Mimio: ? Saleswoman: We must punish this dickhead right away!!
05 Salesman: We shall breathe life into the "Ambushing Lady" at Hino-san's home!! Saleswoman: Alright~~~~ Let's all start chanting!! Salesman: Those watching us except for Hino-san, please join in as well!! Mimio: Huh!? Mimio: Huh!? Mimio: It should be down there today as well! Salesman: Well~~~ then!! Tune in next week~~~~!! Saleswoman: Our products for next week will be just as interesting~~~~~ Mimio: I'm getting the heebie-jeebies!! Mimio: Who the hell moved it!?
06 Ambushing Lady: Give me my money, you bastard----!! Mimio: Woah~~~~~~!! Ambushing Lady: You fucking brat---!! Ambushing Lady: I'm gonna make a plate of Sashimi out of you!! *Translator's Note: Sashimi is a Japanese dish, consists mainly of thin slices of raw fish.
07 Mimio: Gaaaah! SFX: Ding Ambushing Lady: Huh...Whaaaaaaa!? Mimio: Why...you~~~~! Mimio: What a bunch of bullshit! "Sharp beyond belief"!? Mimio: That's what... That's totally false advertisement! Mimio: I'm gonna beat the crap out of you first, and then sue the shit out of you guys! Ambushing Lady: Eeek!
08 Ambushing Lady: Please don't sue us~~~~!! Ambushing Lady: Please, let us talk this through somehow~~~~~~!! Mimio: Well then, go back already! Ambushing Lady: How do I get back to Takadanobaba from here? Mimio: Take the central line first, and then get off at Shinjuku. Next, take the Yamate line and you'll be on your way to Takadanobaba. Mimio: Good thing I wore this chain-mail inside... Mimio: .......I guess you can call this self-serving return...!!
Ambushing Lady SFX: Hehehehe
DeroDero Monster Index 3 Midnight Television Infomercial A mysterious sales program that slips into your TV at midnight. While they mostly have junk as merchandise, their mysterious nature makes them somehow desirable.
Bold guy SFX: Gyaaah!!
Panel Text: Although they said "tune in next week", the program has never been seen since then...
Guy on right: Wha! Guy on left: Wooah!
Strangely 3 The Endhttps://mangahelpers.com/t/finestela/releases/13090[中文] [Translation] DeroDero 3 by Finestela2009-06-09T16:15:50+00:00Finestelaadmin@mangahelpers.com01 標題：奇怪之3 標題：魔之郵購
中央字：次號、即將就是最終回了！！！！ 中央字：絕對不要錯過最後的『奇怪』！！https://mangahelpers.com/t/finestela/releases/12936[English] [Translation] DeroDero 270 by Finestela2009-06-05T12:31:31+00:00Finestelaadmin@mangahelpers.com*If you have any suggestions or comments for this translation, please don't be shy! PM me or leave a comment!*
01 Prez: Don't you guys feel that it's been a pretty long 8th grade for us?
Centered Text (straight down): What do you all want to be in the future!?
Centered Text (across): Just two more chapters 'til the finale!!!!
Title: Strangely 270 Title: Path to the Future
Mimio: Ahhhh~~~ Well, so much has happened. Of course it's going to feel like a long time, right? Natsume (Bandanna Punk): Just take it easy like you're suppose to in 8th grade. Prez: That's a no-no right there, Natsume. You should start thinking about your future.
Inuyama Text: Kuuu-n (Well... I can tell what dogs are thinking... So I wanna be a vet!!)
Mimio: Kuuu~~~n? What, you hungry, Inuyama?
Inuyama Text: Gyan Gyan (No! That's not it!)
Natsume: So have you thought about your future, Prez?
02 Prez: I'm just a regular Joe. Prez: So maybe getting a white-collar job like a normal person, getting married like a normal person, and raising a family like a normal person... Mimio: The furthest people like Prez can get is probably becoming a NEET or Hikikomori. *Translator's Note: NEET stands for "Not currently engaged in Employment, Education or Training". Hikikomori refers to people with acute social withdrawl. Prez: Hell NO! Natsume: And a white-collar job is gonna be kinda tough~~~~ I mean, it might be normal, but it looks painful. Prez: Hey Aihara. Don't you have your own dream for the future? Aihara: Me...? Aihara: ...Since I'm just a normal gal
Aihara SFX: Stares on...
Aihara: I just want to be seen as a HUMAN. Mimio: What...What was that!? Prez: Aihara...You seem to have a different personality lately... Prez: But! Prez: Of course, Mimio, you haven't given your future a thought yet, have you? Mimio: Hmm---- For me...
03 Mimio: Staying the way it is in 8th grade would be just fine. Mimio: Just taking it easy and living like an idiot. Mimio: Huh!? Mimio: What the hell!? Mimio: ......!? Mimio: What's with the space around me...!? Mimio: Time has frozen completely for everyone else!? Mimio: Meh. Oh well... As always... Weird stuff begins to pop up. Mimio: At times like this, I should just patiently wait it out.
04 Goatman: This isn't something you can just wait out. Mimio: Who's there!? Goatman: Yo bro, you just want to sleep and hope it goes away like it always did in 8th grade, eh? Mimio: No...That's not it...I was just messing around. Goatman: It kinda sucks to have time frozen like this, eh? Goatman: And bro, your "messing around" has indeed become reality... Goatman: Didn't you ever think about how your 8th grade life has been way too long, bro? Goatman: Didn't you notice how many loops you've been through with your 8th grade life, bro? Mimio: A...A loop...!? Mimio: Erm..Hm~~~~mph... Mimio: Now that you mention it... It does feel a little like that...
05 Panel Text: What a exceptionally looooo~~~~~~~~ooong and eventful 8th grade it has been...!!
Mimio: Come to think of it.... I've had two summer vacations in 8th grade now... Wait, maybe more like four... Goatman: You've finally got it, bro!
Panel Text: Christmas presents from Ruka should be just once a year...
Panel Text: But for some reason they've been stacking up...
Goatman: Well bro, your wish to remain in the 8th grade materialized. Goatman: And it formed this world by following the "Sazae-san's Equaion". *Translator's Note: Sazae-san is an extremly long running comic strip, where characters never age, and the time in the story is in loop. Goatman: With the characters never aged like that. Mimio: Ahhhhhhh~~~ That's it! I was wondering why my hair down there never grew back! So it's because of THIS! Goatman: Erm... No... I don't think it has anything to do with that.
06 Goatman: I understand why you want to be just a kid in 8th grade. Goatman: But can't you put yourself in those guys' shoes and look forward a bit? Mimio: ...That's right. Mimio: These guys also want to grow up and become adults... Mimio: Especially Ruka... Mimio: She's been meaning to grow out of this endless puberty and become an adult as soon as possible. Goatman: So why not step on the Path to the Future? Goatman: Bro?
Panel Text: Path to the Future...
Panel Text: Path to adulthood...
07 Mimio: Al... Al~~~~~right... Mimio: I have the courage... to grow up now. Goatman: Splendid!! Goatman: Since you have made up your mind, let's get out of this loop-thing! Goatman: By dancing the PuPePe Dance!! Mimio: Is this it!? Do I just need to dance like this!!? Goatman: Loosen up more! Goatman: And make more weird faces! Goatman: Finally, just push my nose and you'll open up the path to your true future.
Goatman SFK: Puchi
Mimio: So what's the meaning of doing the PuPePe Dance!?
DeroDero Monster Index 270 PuPePe the Goatman e is a fun-loving monster who fixes loops in life and helps people to grow up.
Goatman: But hey, it's been a great experience to have those loops. Everything up 'til now is still part of your "real life". Mimio: Alright!! I'll become an upstanding man! Just wait and see!!
08 Evil Spirit: Curse you! All hail Yaoi~~~~ Mimio: Aaah... Just like everyday... Mimio: These peaceful days of evil fightin'. Ruka: You're bullying ghosts again... Ruka: Idiot brother. Mimio: And my lovely sister is just like always... Mimio: Ahhhh! Mimio: So this is where the Path to the Future leads!
Mimio Small Text: My pubes...
Ruka: What are you doing...? You're not three anymore.
Panel Text: Next Issue, it's time for the Finale!!!! Panel Text: Be sure not to miss the final "Strangely"!!https://mangahelpers.com/t/finestela/releases/12766[中文] [Translation] DeroDero 2 by Finestela2009-05-30T16:01:59+00:00Finestelaadmin@mangahelpers.com01 標題：奇怪之2 掉落地上的捲捲毛
奇怪之2 可喜可賀https://mangahelpers.com/t/finestela/releases/12765[English] [Translation] DeroDero 2 by Finestela2009-05-30T16:01:48+00:00Finestelaadmin@mangahelpers.com*If you have any suggestions or comments for this translation, please don't be shy! PM me or leave a comment!*
Panel Text: From the looks of these curls... They've got to be from DOWN THERE!!
Panel Text: But why are they all over the place like this.....!?
Mimio: Here's one!! Mimio: There's another one!! Mimio: Are these my pubes...!? Mimio: But it's weird that they'd end up all over the place like this. Mimio: Ahhhh~~~~~ This is making me look bad!! Mimio: Are these really mine!?
02 Mimio: Well, the only thing I can do is to shave them all down!! Mimio: Ha~~~~~ya!! Shave them down nice and smooth......!! See ya later pubes! Ruka: ......
Panel Text: Next Day
Mimio: Waaaah!! Mimio: What the hell...!? I shaved them all off already, and I cleaned the floor with a lint roller, too......!! Mimio: This is no longer a one-man job!! Mimio: Time to call the smartest guy in the class, the Class Prez.
03 Prez: That should do it. Prez: Maybe we can get some information with this camcorder. Mimio: Sorry about this, Prez. It's just that I really want to get to the bottom of this!! Prez: But it's pretty common for pubes to fall out. Prez: If you're wearing boxers, they'll fall out from the opening. Prez: Though for us guys, where they end up is a mystery no one really thought about. Mimio: But I'm a member of the Boxer Briefs Fan Club, Prez!! Mimio: Not to mention that I shaved them all off just yesterday!! Prez: Well, if there is still hair on the floor tomorrow, the camcorder should tell us how it got there. Mimio: I can't wait!! Ruka: Is it really neccessary to get the answer for this? Mimio: It's a GUY thing.
04 Mimio SFX: Hahahahaha
Mimio: We're representing all the guys in the world who want to find out the truth behind pubes on the floor! Ruka: What an idiot.
Panel Text: And then the next day
Prez: You did remember to record it, right? Mimio: Yeah, I hit the record button before bed! Mimio: And just to be extra careful, I used the lint roller to clean up once more...!! Mimio: Although I did it to the point where there's not even a speck of dust... Mimio: There they are on the floor next morning!! Mimio: There's no way in hell that these are my pubes!! Mimio: As far as I'm concerned, the perp behind these... Mimio: Should appear on the camera!
Monitor SFX: *Suspense*
05 Bed SFX: Twitching Twitching Mimio: Wh...Hey!! Mimio: Look!! Prez: What the... hell is that!? Prez: Hey look, Mimio!! There! He just dropped a hair!! Mimio: So that's it!! These guys are the perpetrators!! Prez: Mimio!! The bed!! They're under the bed!! Mimio: Alright!! Mimio: Ah!! Look! There's a mousehole or something on the wall!!
Book under the bed: Perv-King
Prez: This must be these guys' nest!! Mimio: No~~~~~~w... I'm gonna smoke you guys out with this jet-steam pesticide!! Mimio: Aight~~~~ Get out!!
Can SFX: Shooooo----
Mimio: Get the hell out you annoying pubey assholes!!
06 Wall SFX: *Cracking* Both: Ahhh!! Prez: There's something swarming under there!! Mimio: The wall!! Mimio: Ack!!!
07 Both: Wooooaaaaaaaah!
DeroDero Monster Index 2 Pubey Rascals
They come in swarms and infest the walls of homes. They wander around rooms when people are not looking and drop these curly hairs from their heads.
Pin SFX: *Ping* Can SFX: *Sprays*
Mimio: You fucking midgets----!! Rascals: Giii-------- Rascals: Giii-------- Rascals: Giii-------- Prez: They...They're like cockroaches! Mimio: Cough Mimio: Cough Mimio: So the reason for having pubes on the floor is because of these guys hiding in your room!
Panel: When we realized... The only things that were left were a bunch of pubes all over the place.......
Strangely 2 The Endhttps://mangahelpers.com/t/finestela/releases/12705[English] [Translation] DeroDero 269 by Finestela2009-05-28T22:37:49+00:00Finestelaadmin@mangahelpers.com*If you have any suggestions or comments for this translation, please don't be shy! PM me or leave a comment!*
01 Leader Punk: This abandoned building is one of the most famous and scariest local haunted spots...
Text: "DeroDero", heading to climax---!! Text: Just three chapters left 'til the finale---!!!
Leader Punk: Everyone is so scared that noone wants to go near the place.
Title: Strangely 269 Love Begins
Leader Punk: Hino, why don't you go and check it out to see if there are any ghosts or not!? Hino: Please don't make me go!
Text: This is the story before Ruka and Mimio were born.
Hino: If I go there alone, I'll definitely get strangled to death by monsters. Leader Punk: Shut your trap! Michiyo: Cut it out!! Leader Punk: Hmph...!!
02 Michiyo: Aren't you ashamed of bullying a regular guy!? Punks: Ack! It's Michiyo, the leader of "Kill 'em All"...!! Leader Punk: Michiyo... You're beautiful as always. Michiyo: I know you're just scared, you gutless dickhead. Michiyo: You wanna make this place into your own gathering ground, yet you're resorting to getting this guy to check for ghosts? Michiyo: What a wuss. Michiyo: I didn't know that Dancing Fiend, the leader of "PePePe United", would be a chicken like this.
Panel Text: ...Michiyo...-san...
03 Michiyo: Hey! Michiyo: Anyone brave enough to venture into the abandoned building on his own!? Punk: You gotta be kidding me!! Punk: No fool's gonna do that. Punk: I don't wanna die!! Michiyo: Hmph. Michiyo: Sissies. Michiyo: I'll show you what real guts is! Female Subordinate: You're so awesome, Michi-san!! Hino: Hey...erm...I'll come, too!! Michiyo: Huhh!? Leader Punk: Grr!! Damn you! Leader Punk: I, Dancing Fiend, leader of "PePePe United", will show you what being a real man is all about!!
04 Michiyo: Damn... What a creepy place...! Hino: It was an execution ground before becoming a cemetery... It was then converted back into an execution ground before being reduced to this state of abandonment. Leader Punk: Why you... Leader Punk: Why the hell are you talking to my bitch!? You're just a fucking errand boy! Michiyo: Hey! Michiyo: Since when did I become your bitch? HUH!? Leader Punk: Let's not talk about the past, Michiyo... Leader Punk: But hey... If I manage to beat the crap out of the ghost one on one, how 'bout you become mine? Michiyo: Hmph. Hino: Ahhhhh!! It's...It's here!
DeroDero Monster Index 269 Bloody-Blood-Spattered Specter
An evil spirit who never forgives punkass-trespassers encroaching upon his territory. He massacres all intruders and celebrates with their blood.
Hino: A... Hino: A scary ghost is staring at us!!
05 Michiyo: Well, go get it! Michiyo: I wanna see what the leader of "PePePe United", Dancing Fiend, is really made of. Leader Punk: Woowaaah-- Michiyo: Grr... Leader of "PePePe United", Dancing Fiend, is reduced to a crybaby!? Michiyo: This is why you should never rely on men!! Michiyo: All talk and no balls, every damn one of them...!!) Michiyo: Oraaaa Michiyo: Daraaa
06 Michiyo: Argh Specter: Ghostie---Ghostie--- Specter: Ghostie---Ghost Ghost Michiyo: I'm beat. Michiyo: It's impossible to fight him empty-handed. Michiyo: Not to mention this fight just wasn't worth it. Michiyo: Shit. Michiyo: This really suck ass......!! Michiyo: Me, the leader of "Kill 'em All", trying to fight an apparition with my fists. Michiyo: !?
Panel Text: What... What the hell are you doing?
07 Panel Text: You're trying to fight this invincible ghost Panel Text: By dishing out the BITE!?
Hino: Hur...Hurry and run...Michiyo-san...
Panel Text: A genuine, living and breathing manly man...
Hino: Wooooaaaaaaah
Michiyo: Are...Are you alright!? Michiyo: Damn...You scared the shit out of me... Michiyo: You beat this phantom which had Dancing Fiend scared shitless and reduced to a crybaby... Michiyo: I tell ya, you're one gutsy mofo. Hino: As long... as you're safe... Hino: Michiyo-san.
08 Michiyo: Dammit Michiyo: You're making me feel all weird inside! Michiyo: In our group, the rule was that anyone in a relationship was punished by exile. Michiyo: But... Oh well. Let's not talk about stupid shit like that! Michiyo: Right now, I'm feeling generous enough to give you a ride!! Hino (Dad): ...So... Afterward, your mom was punished by exile. Hino (Dad): That's how we're together now. Hino (Dad): i wub j00... Pumpkin Hino Mom (Michiyo): i wub j00 too... Mimio: Enough lovey-dovey talk. Eat your dinner already...
Strangely 268 The End Continues in Next Issuehttps://mangahelpers.com/t/finestela/releases/12704[中文] [Translation] DeroDero 269 by Finestela2009-05-28T22:36:53+00:00Finestelaadmin@mangahelpers.com01 總長：這座廢墟是我們地方最有名且最恐怖的心靈地點之一…
奇怪之269 可喜可賀 次號待續https://mangahelpers.com/t/finestela/releases/12605[English] [Translation] DeroDero 1 by Finestela2009-05-24T16:29:56+00:00Finestelaadmin@mangahelpers.com*If you have any suggestions or comments for this translation, please don't be shy! PM me or leave a comment!*
Mimio: So this is the haunted hospital you guys were talking about!! Mimio: You guys sure like to hang out in places like this~~~~~ Bandanna Punk: There's also a morgue here. Wanna go and take a look, Mimio? Mimio: Wow~~~ There sure are loads of them roaming around here
Round Face Spirit: Tehehehehehe
Dead-man-walking ghost: Yo
Mimio: Exactly what you would expect from an abandoned hospital Punk: Since no one comes here, we get to do stuff like nude parties and treasure huntings Punk: An abondoned building at night is like a paradise for us Bandanna Punk: Here's the morgue. It's the first time for you, Mimio, isn't it? Mimio: Sure, we'll end up here when we die, too
02 Kaori (the girl): Kyaaa Bandanna Punk: Oh, there's someone already here Takeru (the guy with white shirt): What the!! It's just some guy!! Takeru: The three of us are just doing a bit of ghost hunting here Bandanna Punk: That so. I figured that you guys probably aren't here for a date
Door SFX: *Doors shut*
Bandanna Punk: What the? Takeru: It's the door Mimio: Eh? Mimio: Why can't I open it? It must be locked or something Bandanna Punk: You're kidding!? Punk: The hell, man? Punk: Why did the door get locked by itself? Punk: We can't get out!!
03 Ghastly Voice: No return for you~~~ No return~~~~~ Takeshi (Dark Sweater dude): What now!? Takeru: What's that sound!? Ghastly Voice: You'll all die one by one...... Hehehehe Takeru: This must be the evil spirit!! Kaori: Noooooo~~~~!! Kaori: I told you guys I didn't wanna come!! Takeru: Kaori-chan Mimio: She said no and yet you took her here. You're such a dick Takeru: It's ok, Kaori-chan Takeru: The three of us are currently protected by a certain law Punks: A law!?
04 Takeru: The law states that punks get it first Bandanna Punk: Say... Say what!! Takeru: What are you mumbling about? You got a problem with me, huh? Mimio: Hold it Mimio: It's like the dude said. The Law of Horror does exist Mimio: Haven't you seen those horror films?
Panel Text: The punks who were the antagonists in the film...!!
Words on the skull: Effort Friendship Victory
Words on shirts: Punk
Punk in the middle: Da---d---dy!
Panel Text: They were always ones who died of a horrible death!!
Mimio: If we continue to act as punkish as we are right now, we'll die for sure!! Mimio: We have to do stuff that would overturn the Law of Horror!!
05 Mohawk Punk: Inside a room with a girl...... Egghead Punk: My balls are aching for action Mimio: You guys!! Chill out!! Mimio: Acting like a perv in this situation is like egging death on!! Mimio: We first need to change appearances to fight the Law of Horror!! Mimio: And to break the horror mood, we'll need to laugh like nuts whilst cleaning the place up!!
Punks SFX: Ha----Ha Ha Ha
Mimio: However you look at it, we're just a happy bunch of do-gooders!! Takeru: Hey, look!! This airduct might lead to a way out! Takeshi: Alright Takeru!! Let me check it out!! Takeru: Go for it, Takeshi!! Takeshi: Leave it to me!! Punks: Even the Law of Horror wouldn't come for those who are doing a flashy move like this!! Punks: The Law of Horror can still show some mercy and sympathy!!
06 Takeshi SFX from airduct: Guhwaaaaaa
Takeru: Ack!! It's Takeshi's scream~~~~!! Kaori: Nooooo~~~! We're all going to die!! Takeru: It's ok!! These punks will be the ones getting killed while we two survive by following the Law Mimio: You annoying piece of crap!! Takeru: Gyaaaaaaaah
Kaori SFX: Kyaaa---
Mimio: Well~~~~ now!! Let's see a fugly asshole like you stay safe and alive with just some underwear!! Bandanna Punk: Mimio!! You gonna be ok after doing bad stuff like that!? Mimio: Hell yeah!!
Panel Text: My lovely sister and dearest dog are waiting for me with all their hearts......!!
Panel Text: There's someone waiting for me out there!!
07 Takeru: Ar..argh!! Takeru: What the hell!?
Panel Text: Why yes......!! Panel Text: I also have someone waiting for me!!
Panel Text: My sick mother is all alone, waiting for my return!!
Takeru: Why!? Takeru: I should be the last one standing......!!
Panel Text: I have my dream of becoming a shoujo mangaka!!
Panel Text: Who's gonna feed my pill-bugs if I die!?
Punks: Even punks should have the right to live a dignified life!!
Punks SFX: ooooooooohhhh
Takeru: Gyaaaaaaaaaaaah
Bandanna Punk: Hey!! The door's open......!! What's going on!? Punk: We've defied the Law of Horror!! Punk: We're free!!
08 Spirit of LoH: Everyone! I am the Spirit of the Law of Horror..... Punks: Woah
DeroDero Monster Index 1 The Spirit of the Law of Horror The Great-Fiend who lords over the Law of Horror, dictating films as well as movies and mangas. Lives at various famous haunted spots.
Spirit of LoH: This time, I'm suprised by your actions... and overwhelmed by your emotions Spirit of LoH: Whilst I hated punks, this experience has changed my preconceptions Spirit of LoH: I'll consider making modifications to the Law Punks: Awesome!! Our power has changed the Law of Horror!! Punks: Al~~~~right! Let's head home with pride!!
Thus, all the punks successfully managed to stayed alive
Small Text Kaori: I really don't get it... Mimio: I got locked out......!!
The...... The lovely sister didn't bother to wait
Strangely 1 The Endhttps://mangahelpers.com/t/finestela/releases/12600[中文] [Translation] DeroDero 1 by Finestela2009-05-24T10:11:07+00:00Finestelaadmin@mangahelpers.com01 標題：奇怪之1 恐怖片法則
奇怪之1 可喜可賀https://mangahelpers.com/t/finestela/releases/12573[English] [Translation] DeroDero 268 by Finestela2009-05-23T17:47:18+00:00Finestelaadmin@mangahelpers.com*If you have any suggestions or comments for this translation, please don't be shy! PM me or leave a comment!*
01 Hino Mom: Well...I'm going to go buy some fashionable clothes for Ruka Hino Mom: So you get Mimio his... Hino Dad: Don't worry, I'll treat him plenty Hino Dad: So, Mom and I have decided to treat our children today Hino Dad: So I'll buy you whatever you want...!!
Text: Be kind to your kids today.
Mimio: Treating us......? Mimio: Meh, there's nothing I really want...
Title: Strangely 268 Treating Your Kids
Hino Dad: Hey! I didn't know they had a cool store like this
Store Logo: Guardian Spirit Market
Mimio: Guardian Spirit Market... Hino Dad: You don't have a guardian spirit, so this has gotta be the perfect store for you, Mimio!
Hino Dad: Alright! Let's get going!
02
Hino Dad: Hey... take look at this, Mimio Hino Dad: There's an Ogre in the Samurai Guardian Spirit section...
Poster: Price Drop
Mimio: D...Dad... The price is one million yen... Hino Dad: One...One million is a bit over budget for me... Mimio: What has the world come to when you can BUY guardian spirits... The end is nigh, I tell ya. Hino Dad: Well then~~~ Let's shop here today...!! Hino Dad: Just pick a guardian spirit you want that won't bankrupt us...! Hino Dad: I'm gonna give you the best guardian spirit as present......! Mimio: But come to think of it... It's hard to pick one right away Mimio: I mean, isn't a guardian spirit sort of a lifetime partner...? Mimio: I've always been alone up until now. Getting a guardian spirit all of a sudden... Store Owner: If you're not satisfied with your guardian spirit, you may always sell it back secondhand
03 Mimio: Huh...? Sell it back...? The guardian spirit!? Owner: This way, please. There are many people obtaining and disposing of their guardian spirits Owner: Since one of the main sources of people's misfortune is the weakness of their guardian spirit's power Clerk: I'll take it... For 500 yen
Counter: Buyback
Owner: It only makes sense to do this to obtain a more powerful guardian spirit Girl: Sold (heart) Hino Dad: She's selling her ancestor's spirit for cash Mimio: I'll better protected with a guardian spirit by my side, Mimio: And if I don't like it with me, I can always just sell it Mimio: Guardian spirits... They're actually kinda nice Hino Dad: You're finally getting greedy, Mimio!! Let's buy one then!! Let's do it!! Mimio: Don't call it greed, dad Mimio: But I don't want a guardian spirit fussing over every little thing I do Mimio: There are things I wanna do in private
04 Owner: Hmm... Well, those would cost you a bit more Mimio: Huh... Why's that? Owner: Guardian spirits that are more considerate and willing to look the other way are usually higher class spirits Mimio: What a nice guardian spirit... but it costs 30 thousand yen Hino Dad: Hey, Mimio!! This guardian spirit enjoys watching its master reading porn in the bathroom! For only 500 yen!! Mimio: Hell no! I hate guardian spirits like that!! Owner: By the way, what kind of budget are we talking about here? Hino Dad: yes~~~~... let's see Hino Dad: ...Huh? Hino Dad: ...What the? Hino Dad: ...How in...!?
05 Owner: ...What happened...? Did you lose your wallet...? Mimio: Dad... Mimio: It's ok... let's just go home Hino Dad: N Hino Dad: No!! Hino Dad: Not when you finally have something you really want...!! Hino Dad: I was never a dad for you, son, and I've always been more of a burden to you!!! Hino Dad: This is why I must buy something for you now to repay you Mimio: Why would you think that? Hino Dad: If it comes to this... Daddy will just have to sell Hino Dad: His guardian spirit Hino Dad: No worries, Mimio. Dad will use the money and buy you a guardian spirit!! Hino Dad: Isn't this the best thing I can do to treat my kids? Mimio: Dad
06 Clerk: That'll be 50 yen Clerk: Well~~~ This is actually the first time for me Clerk: To see someone having a dung beetle as guardian spirit Mimio: Typical dad right there... Even someone without a guardian spirit, like me, has to bow down in admiration
Dung Beetle: *Rolling*
Mimio: By the way, what kind of protective power does this fellow have, exactly?
Panel Text: It'll make evil spirits who come near react like
Evil Spirit: Ewww Disgusting
Panel Text: ...And run like the wind
Mimio: ...50 yen you say... Mimio: Dad... Just give it up today and go home, ok?
07 Mimio: Dad, you're being stubborn. The thought is what counts the most... Hino Dad: I'm not going to change my mind on getting my son something... Mimio: It's ok, really~~~~ Just give back the 50 yen and be done with it~~~~~ Evil Spirit: Hey Evil Spirit: You trying to pick a fight with me without a guardian spirit!? Evil Spirit: Who do you think I am!? Mimio: Right after the dung beetle guardian spirit is gone, this happens!! Evil Spirit: Poopoo Evil Spirits: Boobies
Hino Dad SFX: La La La La
Mimio: That's the most miserable person in the Hino Family for you... You've earned plenty of pity from me... Hino Dad: Mimio...
08 Hino Dad: I wanted to get you something, but in the end, I'm the one getting something from you... Hino Dad: Is there... Anything more miserable than this?
DeroDero Monster Index 268 Guardian Spirit Market
A store that buys and sells guardian spirits. A fun place to visit, with everything from high class spirits to the spirit of a piece of straw.
Mimio: No problem! It's almost Father's Day anyway Mimio: Oh, and it's just a stag-beetle guardian spirit that costs less than five thousand yen Evil Spirit: Ooooouuuuuuch Hino Dad: Your kindness is making me feel ashamed!! Mimio: Hey now! We never really treated one another before anyway
Panel Text: On the other hand
Ruka: This is more like... Torturing your kids...
Strangely 268 The End Continues in Next Issuehttps://mangahelpers.com/t/finestela/releases/12567[中文] [Translation] DeroDero 268 by Finestela2009-05-23T14:47:07+00:00Finestelaadmin@mangahelpers.com01 日野媽媽：那麼…我去買些時髦的衣服給留渦 日野媽媽：老公你負責耳雄的… 日野爸爸：交給我吧 我會充滿誠意地好好寵他的 日野爸爸：話說 今天爸爸和媽媽決定要來當當孝子（孝順孩子） 日野爸爸：不管你有什麼想要的東西我都會買給你的…！！ 今天要好好善待小孩子。 耳雄：孝順孩子……？ 耳雄：算了 我其實並沒有特別想要的東西…