Mangahelpers Translationshttps://mangahelpers.com/translators/rss2009-07-31T19:27:38+00:00/favicon.icoMangaHelpers Adminsadmin@mangahelpers.comhttps://mangahelpers.com/t/rasberryicecream/releases/14682[English] [Translation] Usotsuki Paradox: You can never be mine 2 by RasberryIcecream2009-07-31T19:27:38+00:00RasberryIcecreamadmin@mangahelpers.comLiar Paradox --- Chapter 2 If you want to use my translations for scanlations, please contact me beforehand. Thanks.
*Handwritten text < Thought or narration
[Page 1] < I can’t stand it anymore.
Liar Paradox You can never be mine.
< I
< hate horror movies so much < that I could die. Youkadou: Kyahhhh!
#2 Convenience, Inconvenience, Priority.
Kizuki Akira + Satou Nanki
[Page 2] Seiyuu: Are you all right?
Seiyuu: You get scared too easily, Youkadou-san... *Fufufu... That’s so cute... Youkadou: I told you I can’t handle that stuff... *Urgh... My bowels...
Youkadou: Since I tried my best to watch it with you, You’ll go out with me next time, right? It’s a promise.
[Page 3] Youkadou: You said you’re free this weekend,
Youkadou: So I tried so hard to get these tickets... Seiyuu: I’m so sorry! I forgot about that, And I made other plans after that.
Youkadou: It’s all right. *Haha It’s not like you promised me or anything. Not to mention, I’m not even your boyfriend. *I’ll ask some guy friends to go with me or something.
Seiyuu: I’m sorry. That day, I’m going shopping With a female colleague— Maruetsu-san.
Youkadou: Heh.
[Page 4] Maruetsu: huh? Plan for the weekend? Mine, you mean?
Youkadou: I don’t Mean anything deep by that... Just kind of curious. So,
Youkadou: What are you doing This weekend, Maruetsu-san?
[Page 5] Maruetsu: I don’t have Any Plans...
Youkadou: Heh.
She’s probably going To meet Nagoya boy. *In any case
Why does she have to tell me such a silly lie?
[Page 6] < I asked her to let me be a substitute for her boyfriend while I’m already aware of the situation. < She can just openly talk to me about her boyfriend. Youkadou: No.
< She lied because she feels guilty with her boyfriend about me. < So I can have my hopes up Youkadou: probably... Maruetsu: kun
Youkadou-kun!
I said I don’t have Any plans. So?
Youkadou: Ah. *Crap...
[Page 7] Youkadou: “Spetsnaz Knife” tour ‘09 Arena seats.
Would you Be Interested?
I guess not. Sorry for being so random. Maruetsu: I’m interested.
Maruetsu: My friend... Found someone she likes, So she often listens to this band recently.
< Her friend... Youkadou: Does she mean Seiyuu-san?
Maruetsu: So
Maruetsu: I don’t mind going with you— Youkadou: Ah, Excuse me. I have a call.
[Page 8] Youkadou: Hello? Ah, I’m still at the company.
Youkadou: Eh?
Youkadou: Really?!
Youkadou: Where are you right now? Yes. Yes. It’s fine.
[Page 12] < She thinks I’m a pervert! Seiyuu: P— Please don’t make fun of me Just because I’m a woman. I’m not Scared of you at all! *Teary eyes
Seiyuu: This weekend, I’m going with Maruetsu-san.
Youkadou: Be quiet and come with me.
Seiyuu: W— What—
[Page 13] *AV corner
Seiyuu: Kyah! Youkadou: Ah! Shhh! Shhh!
*Hahaha Youkadou: You fell for it, huh?
Youkadou: Ahaha
Seiyuu: Ah
[Page 14] Seiyuu: Eh?!
Seiyuu: Y— Youkadou-san? Youkadou: Seiyuu-san
Youkadou: Please choose one that you like. Seiyuu: Eh?
Youkadou: Among these. Seiyuu: Y— You— You mean... These adult videos? *This is the AV corner, you know? Youkadou: Of course.
Youkadou: You owe me one for that horror movie we watched the other day. *Come on Pick one. Seiyuu: Eh? Ehhh?! I can’t! I can’t do that! I’ve never seen these!
[Page 15] Youkadou: You can at least tell the genre, right? How about something exhibitionism-centric? Seiyuu: Wh—
Youkadou: Ah, I’m Pretty fond of this one.
Youkadou: The actress looks like you, Seiyuu-san. Seiyuu: Eh!
Seiyuu: She doesn’t look like me at all. Youkadou: Haha I thought you’d say so But she looks exactly like you.
[Page 16] Seiyuu: Eh? Youkadou: Her boobs are, I mean.
Seiyuu: Ah!
Seiyuu: Mnn! Youkadou: Shhh!
Youkadou: Don’t be so loud. Or do you want to show your body to other people?
Seiyuu: A— Are there security cameras...? Youkadou: Ah, luckily, This is a blind spot.
[Page 17] Seiyuu: Ah!
Seiyuu: Youkadou-san Why?
Youkadou: This is my payback. Seiyuu: Eh?
Youkadou: I heard She doesn’t have any plans for this weekend Maruetsu-san, I mean.
Seiyuu: Ah *Oh ?: Over here, over here.
[Page 18] ?: They have a complete corner over here.
?: Thank you very much.
Youkadou: Ah.
Seiyuu: Youkadou-san you idiot! Meanie! *hahaha Youkadou: I was just joking around.
Seiyuu: Um... I...
This weekend... Youkadou: It’s all right.
[Page 19] Youkadou: You can just meet me During the times you don’t see him, like this. Please Don’t make up such silly lies anyore.
< That’s right.
Youkadou: By the way, what did we rent in the end? Hmm? “Perverted office lady breeding training ~ From the front and from the back ~” Seiyuu: Eh?! Youkadou: You’re a hard core lady. Seiyuu: That’s no— That’s not it! I picked it without looking!
[Page 20] < Anyway, for now, < I just need to spend some fun time with her like this. Youkadou: I have some videos with girls who look like you at my place, too. *Do you want to watch them? Seiyuu: I don’t! Youkadou: But they’re cute.
< “Don’t go to Nagoya.”
Youkadou: Am I a kid or what?
< Being able < to swallow back those stupid words < is what it means to be an adult.
< Isn’t that right?
To be continuedhttps://mangahelpers.com/t/rasberryicecream/releases/14647[English] [Translation] Usotsuki Paradox: You can never be mine 1 by RasberryIcecream2009-07-30T23:36:29+00:00RasberryIcecreamadmin@mangahelpers.comLiar Paradox---Chapter 1 If you want to use my translations for scanlations, please ask me beforehand. Thanks.
< Thought or narration *Handwritten text
[Page 1] New series
Youkadou: Ah...
The first train
Liar Paradox You can never be mine. Kizuki Akira + Satou Nanki
Is running Soon. SFX: flinch
What do you want to do?
(bottom of page) The beginning of a love full of lies.
[Page 2] Falling Deep Into Love New Series
If I stop lying, everything will be over.
A love that will end when I get serious Liar Paradox You can never be mine. Kizuki Akira + Satou Nanki
#1 Forcing, Interruption, Negotiations
Youkadou: It’s all right—you can sleep. Seiyuu: Ah, SFX: clatter clatter
SFX: clatter Seiyuu: No, I’m not sleepy...
[Page 3] SFX: Slam
Seiyuu: Mnn.
Seiyuu: Ah.
Seiyuu: Wai— SFX: thud
[Page 4] Seiyuu: Um... On second thought, I can’t do this.
Seiyuu: Mnn!
[Page 5] Seiyuu: No! Youkadou: Ack! SFX: Wham
Seiyuu: Ahh! Are you OK?! Youkadou-san! Youkadou: No... *I’m not OK.
Seiyuu: Does it hurt...?
*Hahaha Youkadou: Well, this bed is really small after all. I didn’t think I’d fall, though. Seiyuu: I’m so sorry.
Seiyuu: A— Are you angry? SFX: Pfft Youkadou: Oh, no.
SFX: stab stab stab stab stab Youkadou: Even though my female coworker is a SELFISH woman Who LED ME ON And followed me all the way to my place, but REJECTED me at the VERY LAST MOMENT, I’m not pissed off AT ALL, you know? Seiyuu: Uwahhh
[Page 6] Seiyuu: I’m sorry.
Seiyuu: I... Already have a boyfriend. It’s a long distance relationship, but still. If I do it with you, I’ll be cheating on my boyfriend, right?
Youkadou: You know what, Seiyuu-san? THIS is enough to be called cheating. Don’t you think? Seiyuu: Eh?!
Youkadou: So, see, it doesn’t make much a difference, So let’s just do it. Seiyuu: Ehhhh?! That’s wrong! The bottom line is, when asked how far one can go without being called a cheater, *You know, Men also say that it’s fine as long as they don’t have sex, right?! SFX: Moves closer
[Page 7] Youkadou: Then what should I do About this bulge in my pants? Seiyuu: Eh?! Ah! SFX: Rustle
Seiyuu: I’m sorry... *Tch Youkadou: Man...
Youkadou: Well, It’s all right.
Youkadou: I don’t like forcing girls When it comes to this.
Youkadou: I’m sorry. Don’t leave. *This bed is small, but If you don’t hate it, please sleep here with me. And when we wake up, Please have lunch with me or something.
[Page 8] Seiyuu: Youkadou-san... Um... I’m sorry that it turned out like this. If there’s anything I can do to apologize...
Youkadou: Have sex with me, then. Seiyuu: A— Anything but that... Youkadou: Ehh?
Youkadou: Then, How about all the stuff before that? Seiyuu: All the stuff before that?
[Page 9] Youkadou: Recently, I’ve been spending all my weekends lonely by myself, So please make me feel that I have a girlfriend, for just a little bit. I feel bad for your boyfriend in Nagoya, But if you go to see movies and have dinner with me and stuff, Like what real couples do on dates, That’s enough for me.
Seiyuu: If you’re fine with that...
That sounds like fun!
< Sorry, Nagoya boy. < I love her, too. < Only for today, < She will be my girlfriend.
[Page 10] Youkadou: Watch a movie, Go shopping, And eat together
Youkadou: Wait
Youkadou: By watching a movie, I didn’t mean this kind of rental DVD in a local store like this! Seiyuu: Ah! This already became a DVD! *Even though I’m saying that, I’m still picking DVDs to rent.
Seiyuu: I’ll pick this one. Youkadou: Zombie?! Eeek! What bad taste you have!
Seiyuu: Please just leave me alone! What about you, Youkadou-san? Eh? A Korean melodrama?! You’re like a middle-aged married woman. Youkadou: Please just leave me alone!
Seiyuu: Now that we’ve rented movies, Next, It’s shopping, right?
[Page 11] Youkadou: Bargain priced Hall of fame... *That’s right. If you want cheap things, this IS the place. Seiyuu: Ah! Wow, this is amazing! Look, Youkadou-san!
Youkadou: Say, Seiyuu-san, A date is more, like, Sexy, you know? Why don’t we go into the city center, And visit some stylish places, or something? Seiyuu: That’s a waste.
Seiyuu: A long distance relationship Costs money. SFX: Irritated
Youkadou: Like I said, I’ll pay! I’m single anyway. I want to spend money on a woman every now and then! Seiyuu: I can’t let you do that! It’s not like we’re dating for real, And I’m doing this as an apologize to you!
Youkadou: What are you trying to choose?
[Page 12] Seiyuu: A frying pan and a ladle. You don’t have these at your place.
Seiyuu: Can you buy these for me? Youkadou: Eh? Ah, Sure, but Um... Then That means
Youkadou: Y— You’re going to cook? Seiyuu: Yes SFX: Clack You want to eat together Right?
Youkadou: You’re covering up with pretty words, But aren’t you cutting corners here? You go on actual dates with your Nagoya boy. Seiyuu: Yes, I do.
[Page 13] SFX: Grab
Seiyuu: Ehehe How’s this? Does it make you feel Like we’re a couple?
SFX: Squeeze
[Page 14] Seiyuu: Ahahahahaha
Youkadou: Urgh What the heck was that? What a horrible movie. *Ahaha Seiyuu: It was really bad, wasn’t it? That’s amazing!
Youkadou: Damn it. I’m sorry for choosing such a weird one. Seiyuu: Why?
Seiyuu: Even though it was bad, as long as you have someone to laugh at it with, It’s fun in itself, isn’t it?
Seiyuu: My boyfriend— Ah
Never mind.
[Page 15] Youkadou: What is it? Do you want to complain about your boyfriend?
If it’s not going well between you two, You can just break up with him. Just break up!
SFX: Stands up
Seiyuu: I’m sorry for staying here until so late. I’ll clean up the dishes And go home. SFX: Clack clack Youkadou: Eh?
Youkadou: I was just kidding. You can complain about your boyfriend or anything to me. I’ll listen. Really, I was joking. So please stay a bit longer...
Youkadou: Was it boring to be with me?
[Page 16] Seiyuu: Youkadou-san you idiot!
Seiyuu: I wish it was boring But I shouldn’t have fun when I’m with you If I stay here Any longer...
Seiyuu: Ah—
Seiyuu: N— No! You promised me that you won’t Do it
Youkadou: I don’t care anymore!
Youkadou: You’re so cruel, Seiyuu-san. You led me on like that, But you don’t ever plan to come back here, do you?
[Page 17] Seiyuu: Ah!
Seiyuu: Mnn SFX: tremble
Youkadou: At least, please be mine for today only. I don’t care even if it’s cheating...
Do you Hate me?
Seiyuu: I don’t hate you So we can’t do this.
Seiyuu: We... Get along well as coworkers, don’t we? We’re friends, right? If so... We can Eat together And watch videos together, Right?
[Page 18] Seiyuu: But if we have sex, Our relationship will break apart. I will probably pretend like I don’t know you even if I see you at the company. And I’ll have to ask someone else To stay overtime with me...
Youkadou: I don’t want it To be like that...
Youkadou: I understand. Then, How about this?
[Page 19] Youkadou: We won’t have sex So please date me For a little bit more.
Youkadou: When you’re lonely without your boyfriend around, Why don’t we use each other as convenient substitutes Until I find a real girlfriend?
Youkadou: If it turns out that we don’t fit each other, Or either of us doesn’t want to do that anymore, we’ll call it off right away. How does that sound?
Youkadou: We’ll only have meals together, And when we’re lonely, we can seek comfort in each other. That’s all there is. I promise I won’t have sex with you. It’s like, more than friends but not really lovers.
Youkadou: Seiyuu-san You don’t always have to be so uptight. You should just use men for your convenience, And when you’re fed up with them, just throw them away.
[Page 20] SFX: Pfft Seiyuu: You’re so weird.
SFX: Ding Some girl: And then, you know SFX: vvvrrr
[Page 21] Girl: He suddenly said he has work, and he, like, totally canceled our date. Ise-tan just started dating recently, right?
Yeah. She’s still totally lovey-dovey with her boyfriend, Unlike my boyfriend and me. Ise: Eh? But Daiei-chan, You were with him last weekend, right?! Daiei: Well, Yeah.
Girl: They have so much free time. I don’t know if they’re at a period when they get tired of their boyfriends or whatever, But how can they make such a fuss about something so trivial? Seiyuu: You should find yourself a boyfriend, too, Maruetsu-chan.
Maruetsu: I’m fine being single, really. So, How about you, Seiyuu? Did you go to Nagoya again last weekend? Seiyuu: Eh?!
Seiyuu: Yeah, Like usual.
[Page 22] Maruetsu: Spending a normal weekend With your beloved one. How nice. Even though it’s a long distance relationship, You still get along well, huh?
Maruetsu: Anyway, We have a meeting. Seiyuu: Yeah, bye.
SFX: vvvrrr Youkadou: Liar.
Seiyuu: I didn’t lie. SFX: leer Youkadou: Heh— I see. *You spent the weekend with your beloved one, huh?
Seiyuu: You’re such a bully. OK, I lied. I hate you. Youkadou: Ah!
[Page 23] Youkadou: Come to think of it, There’s a sequel To that DVD. SFX: Ding Seiyuu: Eh?
SFX: Chatter chatter Random guy: I was told this during the time of that contract—
Seiyuu: I’ll visit you to check it out later, So please keep it there for me.