Mangahelpers Translationshttps://mangahelpers.com/translators/rss2010-01-21T23:40:59+00:00/favicon.icoMangaHelpers Adminsadmin@mangahelpers.comhttps://mangahelpers.com/t/laika/releases/19134[English] [Translation] Short Piece Oneshot : Cannabis Country by Laika2010-01-21T23:40:59+00:00Laikaadmin@mangahelpers.comOtomo says: 420 BONG TOKE PARTY WEED BOB MARLEY SPLIFF CHEEBA TOKE BONG MARLEY JOINT WE$D YEAH BOWL PACK WEED SMOKE YEAH NIGGER LEGALIZE SMOKE POT DANK WEED BUDS FRUIT OF LIFE KOTTONMOUTH KINGZZZZZZ BONGHITS ONEHITS DUGOUT BUBBLER STEAMROLLER ZIG-ZAG PHAT BAG SINSEMILLA HEMP SMOKE GRASS GAS OR ASS NOONE RIDES FOR FREE PAPERZ LIGHTARZ LEGALIZ0RZ WHIPITS Laika says: stop trollin' Otomo. ----
Cannabis Country
Page 99 Cannibis Country
Page 100 *Gacha-
*Gacha-
*Gacha
*Gacha Gacha Gacha
Senpai: ... I can handle this...
Ughhh
Page 101 hot~~~
Glasses: How long's this heat gonna last!?
Beard: 'Til we go down to the cafe...
Stache: Don't even act like you can afford that. We don't even have any money for ramen.
Glasses: Ugh Stache: The day's finally come.
Beard: There's no where in this tiny room that the [western] sun doesn't reach... Glasses: Ah~ It's coming, it's coming!
Beard: Don't come over here, it's already hot enough as it is. Glasses: There's no where else to go! Stache: Ahhhh, is this gonna be [how I spend] the last summer vacation of my college life...?
*Kon Kon
Glasses: Money! Beard: The landlord? Stache: Food!
Glasses: What's with that get up...? Beard: Hey, go hide everything that's worth something... Mustache: We don't have anything worth _anything_
Senpai: Here we go... *Gacha
Senpai: Now then... Listen up, today...
Senpai: I actually have a really interesting prospect to tell you about... ayup.
Glasses: Oh that's too bad, you showed up just a bit too late. [you almost just made it] Beard: Ahhh, yeah, yeah. Stache: It's pointless, I'm telling you.
Senpai: This is the prospect I came to tell you about.
Page 103 Glasses: T-that's a... Beard: Is that a maple leaf... or something? Stache: Idiot, that's cannabis!
Stache: Please, senpai, tell us about this interesting prospect of yours.
Senpai: Ah, of course. That's what I came here for, after all.
Senpai: I went with two or three friends of mine to Konpaku peak to catch kabuto beetles.
Senpai: We were enjoying the mountain's refreshing breeze as it wiped away the grime of the city and searching for kabuto beetles worth 200 yen a piece.
Senpai: However... not a single beetle was to be found. And then...
Senpai: On the fateful day that we had finally used up all the bait and were about to leave...
Page 104 Senpai: Why aren't there any beetles around...
Senpai: Huh...?
Senpai: It was a complete and honest coincidence, ayup. All: *Yup Yup
Senpai: And this is what I found. Beard: Hmmm
Senpai: There's no doubt about it, it looked like there was a considerable amount of cannabis growing naturally in the upper areas of the stream... ayup.
Stache: ... So, tell us, where is this stream...?
Page 105 Senpai: It's all here! I wrote down all the details here.
Glasses: What?
Senpai: I'll give it to you for a mere 10,000 yen... Senpai: Just 10,000 Yen.
Senpai: Pretty cheap... right...!?
Senpai: You guys don't believe me!
Glasses: ... But... Stache: We do...
Stache: I'll go get the money now... Beard: Hey! Hey, wait a second!
Senpai: Ah... Senpai: I guess that's asking a bit too much.
Glasses: Idiot! Don't be rash! Beard: Has the sun fried your brains!? [gone mad from the heat]
Senpai: 2... 2000 yen, that'll do... ayup.
Page 106 *Gacha Gacha Gacha Gacha
Beard: You stupid idiot! He was obviously scamming us! Glasses: He took a whole 2000 yen!
Stache: But that leaf was the real deal.
Glasses: That might be true, but you can't go around believing everything that guy says...
Stache: Maybe so, but he might not even know the whole situation.
Beard: What situation...?
Stache: At the foot of the Konpaku peaks there's a mountain named Mt. Shirako.
Stache: Last year, I heard they had gotten rid of some cannabis that had grown naturally by burning it...
??: Hey! Are you sure it was that on that mountain? Stache: Yeah... I'm sure, it was even in the newspapers. *Gacha Gacha Gacha
107 Glasses: So what you're saying is that the leaf he just showed us...
Beard: was carried down by the current from upstream in the Konpaku peaks...?
Stache: That's right... 2000 yen might have been a pretty small price to pay for this...
Glasses: Hey... what do you think? Beard: If I had 2000 yen, I'd have some Katsudon and some Tenpura Soba...
Stache: This is the last summer vacation of our college lives. Do you really intend to idle away the rest of the days till September in this tiny room?
Beard: But... a trip would cost money... and we don't even have a cent...
Glasses: And, on top of that, this map is a joke... *Su-
Forests ? Forests Camp ground Spot where I discovered it Waterfall Camp Ground 1 Pine Tree Cross bridge 3 ceder trees jizo statue Bus stop
Page 108 Beard: What the heck is this? This is just like some sort of treasure hunt for kids.
Stache: If we don't go take a look then we won't know...
Glasses: You really gonna be able to find it with somethin' like this? *Pan
Stache: Fine, I bought it, so I'm gonna go- *Sukku
Beard: Come on, if we had money then we'd go...
Stache: Hmmm
Glasses: And we've got nothing left to sell. Beard: And I'm not gonna get my allowance for a while either. Stache: And If I go to my part time job then I won't have any time for this.
Beard: If there really is like a whole kingdom of weed up there then we might end up super rich.
Stache: ... Hmmm.
Stache: The only thing in here left to sell are the tatami's themselves. *Chi-
Page 109 *Gacha-
??: Okay, nobody's around.
Stache: Hurry up, hurry up!
*Ga-n
Glasses: ... Oww...
Stache: Okay, all clear. Beard: Be quiet! Glasses: Oww, owwwwwieeeee
[gangsta dog] Page 110 Train number 5 is now entering the station. The train will be leaving at 12:20... *Goton Goton Goton
This train is bound for Matsumoto~
*Basa-
Sir, you haven't paid yet!
*pata patap pata...
Someone catch him!
*Hoi *Basa *Dosa
Come back-!
Page 111 *Don Kya-
Beard: Are you all right? I'm sorry that was my fault.
THIEF!
Beard: Hehehe, thanks for the meal.
Glasses: Oh, hey, over here.
Glasses: Man, I'm starving...
Wa- Thief! Wa-Wa-
Thief Beard: It's been way too long since I've had an unagi bentou!
Page 113 Beard: Hee hee hee... it's the treasure mountain...
Glasses: ... I'm gonna buy me a woman. [I'm gonna go to the soap land.] Stache: I'm gonna have one of those super tempura dons at the station. Heeheehee.
Tendon! Dodeskaden! [i have no idea what this is referring to, is the kurosawa movie about hidden treasure?] Women!
Beard: Money, moolah... Stache: Two shrimps about this big... Glasses: A little smooch over there and a little grab over here - [I'll do this to her there, and this here]
??: It's the bus stop! ??: And there's the jizo statue too!
Page 114 Glasses: This way. Stache: Hmmm.
Glasses: If we head a little further, there should be 3 cedar trees... Stache: I want to take a piss.
??: There it is!
Glasses: I didn't think his map was gonna be this accurate.
Beard: We're getting pretty close to the treasure.
Stache: The shrimp come out like this from the batter.
Beard: Money... Money... Glasses: Women Women Women Stache: Shrimp Shrimp Shrimp
Beard: The cross bridge should be soon! Stache: But... we can't really seem to tell where we're going because of the grass...
Page 115 Glasses: What's over here...
Beard: We've made it... *Gasa
Beard: into someone's backyard... *Gasa-
Glasses: That's weird~ Beard: It is _his_ map, it's been weird from the start.
Stache: Are you sure you didn't make a mistake? Glasses: Don't be stupid. there's only one road!
Beard: I knew this would happen! This is why I didn't want to come! Stache: How can you be saying that now! I can't believe you!
Beard: That's why I... Glasses: The map says... Stache: You're always like this at these sorta times.
Beard: Don't shove me, you asshole. Glasses: Was it back there at the three trees... Stache: Ah... Ah! You hit me, you hit me just now, didn't you! *Don
Beard: What were saying? I'm always like what? Glasses: Let's go back to the start once more. Stache: You always get cold feet and start bitching, dumbass! [You're always complaining when it's too late!]
Beard: When have I done that, retard!? Stache: You're doing it right now, Jerkoff! Glasses: Oh... Over there.
Page 116 ??: The cross bridge is even here. Just a bit further.
Stache: Man, I feel sick.
Stache: Huh?
Girls: Hey there~ [Ya hoo~]
Glasses: Oh oh! C-c-chicks, dude!
Glasses: CHICKS! Beard: Come on, let's go get in their pants. [He uses the verb Yobai: paying a 'secret' visit to them at night to get it on with them]
Stache: Guess it's no mystery how these guys turned out lookin' at who they took after. [lit: with senpai like that it's not strange that the kouhai ended up this way] [this sentence is dumb]
Page 117 Glasses: *Pant* *Pant* *Pant*... N-next we just need to find the single pine...
Glasses: ... Just how wrong could he be... Beard: They continue back all the way until there. Stache: There's a hundred of 'em.
Beard: This is why I told you I didn't wanna do this! Stache: Damn, can it already! It's too late to be crying, you big baby!
Glasses: Hey, hold on guys.
SFX: Zazaza Glasses: I can hear a waterfall... Beard: Huh... Stache: Over there.
Beard: All right! It's the stream.
It's the treasure stream!
Page 118 Stache: Take a look! It's the waterfall!
Glasses: Okay! Let's head up stream!
??: Here we... go.
Stache: He must've found it around here. SFX: Dopon
Beard: Look, the stream has got to be coming from that forest over there.
Beard: Keep your eyes peeled for anything that's even remotely green. [don't overlook any kind of grass]
Page 119 Stache: Ah!
Glasses: What? D'ya find it? Beard: One? Two? Ten of 'em!?
Stache: A snake! There was a snake. It was huge...
Glasses: Ah! Beard: What!? What now!? You too!?
Glasses: It's over there!
All: YEEEEUUUSSSS! [Yatta~!]
Beard: Money! Money! Stache: Shrimp! Shrimp! Shrimp! Glasses: Women~! Beard: I didn't think we were gonna find it so quick...
Sfx: Go Go Go Go
Page 120 SFX: Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Glasses: An earthquake?
Beard: Aaaaahhh...
Beard: Ah....
Sfx: Go Go GO Go Go Go Go Go
All: Ahhh~
Sfx: GoGoGo
What the hell are you goons doin'!? Tryin' ta get yourselves killed!? [it's dangerous!] Sign: Shirokawa Golf Greens Site
Sfx: Go Go Go Go Go ...
Page 121 Sfx: Ki Ki Ki, Puaaaan, Gya Gya, BuBuuuuu-
Stache: Sigh...
Glasses: What are we gonna do about the tatami mats we pawned...
Beard: We went through all that, and this is all we have left?
Beard: So that's it! Hahaha~ Glasses: Let's do it!
Glasses: Alrighty then...
All: Oh-! Oh-!
Page 122 Beard: This is around where we encountered those girls...
Mustache: Guess it was... something like this...
Glasses: Alright! We're done... Beard: It's better then senpai's map, at least.
Beard: Make sure you sell yours for at least 2000 yen.
Stache: Let's get our tatami mats back! Beard: And get some food! All: YEAH----!
Stache: I'll go 'round by Yamada, Takenaka, and Satou's. Beard: Good luck, man! Glasses: Stay away from senpai's buds.
... And so...
Don't push me-! Yo! You're here too...? Hey! Over here, over here! Get your ice cream! Ice cream! What the hell, everyone here is from our school!
https://mangahelpers.com/t/laika/releases/16074[English] [Translation] Short Piece Oneshot : The Gentleman's Cinema Club by Laika2009-09-13T11:58:53+00:00Laikaadmin@mangahelpers.comAnother oneshot that really shows off Otomo's love of film and film culture. I think this oneshot is a bit hard to appreciate without considering when it was written and the cinema trends in Japan around the time. Also, another cute note is the fact that he basically mimics in format and composition what was being done with roman porno and pink films when the characters in the narrative shoot their own film. I guess you could say this is a pink mango about a blue film.
The Gentleman's Cinema Club.
Page 75 The Gentleman's Cinema Club.
Page 76 I'm sure you all understand well the reason why I've called you here today.
In regards to our film for the coming cultural festival...
I thought we should come to a decision on the creation and the filming of our production...
Our film last year, "My home was a test taking center," was met with great acclaim, so this year I would like to continue that and finish with a positive balance again.
How about filming the actual experiences of high school students with a documentary spin on it? [No reality TV please Otomo]
Hey, Nakamura, about that... Huh? He's not even here?
Page 77 Yo-! Nakamura-!
What? If it's your money your after, I ain't got it.
Miyajima was lookin' for you.
Is he with you?
Ain't over here, why don't you try the club room?
Arigato~ [he says Sankyu-] Oh yeah, Nakamura!
Hm...?
Hurry up and pay me back, you punk!
Page 78 Gosh... I want to make an animation like, "Space Battleship Yamato!" You know? [Okay he didn't say gosh, but look at this NERD]
Documentary Period Piece Innocent Love Story Occult SF A
SF anime... and
Well, I guess that's about it. So let's go ahead and pick one of these.
Hey, what'd you want? Idiot, didn't I tell you there was a club meeting today?
Did you? Hey, Nakamura, got a sec...?
Uhhh, so let's pick one of them from the list...
Actually... it's about that person... What'd he just say? Space Battleship Yamato?
Oh, yeah, Nakamura, do you have any ideas?
How about a roman porno staring our lovely assistant director? [roman porno, pink film, soft core]
Page 79 Well... I wonder who might play my partner then.
What? It's times like these that I'd hope you'd call on me
It wouldn't end up being a porno unless Boris Karloff was besides me. [I guess she has the hots for Boris Karloff]
How about talking about things that would actually pass the film ethics committee.
Hmm, you sorta look like him though... Who cares about that, dumbass. Back to what I was talking about, that person's...
I was really moved by Yamato... And so I wanted to try making something like that in anime...
But you can't make an anime unless you can actually draw, and it takes a lot of time... 45...!! Then she's just an old broad!!
Hey, Nakamura-kun! If you're not planning on participating then could you leave?
45... old broad...
Page 80 Uhhh, then I guess we've decided on the documentary...
The scenario, composition, and all the other details we can take of at our next meeting on Friday...
Make sure you think about it, everyone.
Seriously? A documentary?
What else do you expect? The only other choices were Yamato and porno.
Anyways, that old broad thing you were talking about before, it's not what I think it is, is it?
Well, uh....
Sorry...
You son of a bitch, that's not what you said at all! We ain't got no choice! Hey guys, hold on!
Page 81 What? What's wrong? Take a look over there.
What are you doing over there.
What do you mean, "what?" I'm wiping the black board.
Tsk, don't stand there trying to listen in on our conversations. Go home already.
But... it seemed like you guys were talking about a pretty interesting topic.
Yeah, we're gonna make a blue film. [Amateur/Underground Porn]
Blue...
Hey... Nakamura...
... Hmph.
Page 82 ... Hmph.
I mean, the fact that you got to do it really pisses me off. I know!
Why do I have to do it with some 45 year old broad?
Oh yeah, you know, my mom's 45 too.
Gross, man! This isn't no joke to me! Idiot, stop with the weird tangents.
There just weren't any other girls who would act in a blue film.
There's nothing else left... can you just put up with it?
No matter how much you stress that this is all for the movie, this is my virginity I've kept for 17 years and 5 months we're talking about- pure as the fallen snow... and to some 45 year old broad to boot... Man, what a damn waste.
Page 83 Oh, come on, she actually looks unexpectedly young. She only looks like she's in her 30s.
In her 30s...? 30 what?
30... 9, I guess. Retard.
*Kin kon ka ka-n
*Ka- ka-
Cinema Studies Club. Man this movie is a total drag.
*Gara- It's so dated to have a car chase here. Oh, it's the assistant director.
Have you seen Miyajima-kun and them?
They were on the roof a bit ago.
Page 84 This is the entire scenario...? Isn't it a bit short?
Can we even have a screening that's longer than an hour for the club?
But, all you wrote about was doing the deed.
Well, no shit, it's a blue...
Whoa!
W-what is it all of a sudden... Don't creep up on us like that.
Pathetic chumps with guilty consciences always get all frightened like that.
Hmph, what do you want?
Page 85 Oh right. The camera. Give me back the camera.
You're not filming your documentary yet, why do you need it?
The baseball team has a practice game tomorrow... I want to film it...
Then you can wait till tomorrow, right?
Fine, but....
*Ji- [Stare]
I don't know what you're filming but...
Hmph.
You better give the camera back to me tomorrow.
Phew. Did she hear us? It'll be fine.
Page 86 Nakamura
That's enough already, isn't it?
I think I'm gonna burp.
Yeah... I guess that's good. We're counting on you.
Bu...rp.
She should be here soon...
Is it really gonna be okay? What about your mom and dad. ... Eh?
It'll be fine. My parents went out to the countryside and my brother's in his dorm at college. *Cha- I can't really seem to calm down.
Page 87 I guess the light should be like... this?
Well, I think, hard light will make it look too bright, use soft light or put something over it. [direct light, reflected light, gauze]
Yeah I guess it'll be more realistic if it's a bit darker.
Hey, Miyajima! Nakamura!
She's here!!
Please, come in.
T-this is Sasae-san... right? Thanks for casting me. [calling on me]
Page 88 You know, I used to think about becoming an actress. Huh? Oh... T-then that's just right for this.
See, just like I said, she doesn't look 45 at all!
Hey, we're gonna get started!
Yo, it's tough bein' a pimp, huh? Hehehe. [or player, or somethin] *Don
Dude, what the hell is that? What...? She's not that bad, am I right?
I'm gonna go have another raw egg...
*Fu-
... So, Sasae-san here will be alone, comforting herself when you...
Page 89 Ah-
U- U- Ah- Ah- U-
Mu- Tahaha...
*Su-
*Ha- fu- ha- fu- ha
*Gepu [Burp]
CUTTTTTTT! Retard, don't you mean, "Gulp?"
S-sorry, I had too many raw eggs.
Page 90 Yikes! Who are you!?
Ehe- Ehe- Me? This is... *Kacha Kacha
who I am! *Zuru- KYAA!
Kyahahahaha Ahhhahahaha
Cut! Hey, come on, do it seriously.
But if I do it with this brat...
S-sorry, ah, this doesn't usually happen~ [This is really weird]
What's wrong? You ate those raw eggs, didn't you? You ought to be...
It's no use, we won't be able to get anything out of him. *Au Au
This is supposed to be a blue film, not some coming of age flick, jeez. [Adolescence film]
Page 91 *Fu-
Ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha-
You're still not ready?
Ahhhhh~ *Buru Buru
You dumbass! Stop that, you're wasting it all! Sorry... *Do-
What the hell are you doing, if you come now what the hell are we gonna do about later? But-
It'll be all right, I'll get you back up and running. Right, sonny?
Now...
Page 92 Here we go!
Ah...
See? *Rero Rero Shabu Shabu
*Gulp
H-Hey, I'm shooting, get the light... Y-yeah, sure, I'll get it.
The light! Man the light! Come on, hurry up!
O... okay...
Mommy~ *Ji- [Stare]
*Gacha-
Huh?
Page 93 What the hell are you doin'!?
What's the problem, it's more realistic if it's a little darker.
That's not...
Uooooh! *Hyo- Hyo- Kya-
Kya Kya Kya O-- Korya U- U- Ahhh- Hii Hii
Uu Ooh Put it back in! Oopsies.
God dammit! *Ji-
Miyajima-!
Switch with me!!!
Page 94 *Pa- Pa- Minuma High school
The cinema studies club will be having a screening at 2. Everyone please come!
It's about 1 o'clock now, Senpai. Okay, we better start getting ready...
I'm leaving everything else to you, okay? Okay.
Cinema Studies Club. Hee hee hee
[Board] Earnings Target 100,0000 Yen. It was sorta like some sort of PBS program. [It was sorta like some educational TV program] But it wasn't as boring as them. [But it didn't make us sick of if, unlike those]
Well, we are talking about our Miss Wertmuller. *Gara-
Page 95 We took a look at the documentary. It was really pretty good...
Thank you. *Kata-
Make that money for us. [GET PAID BABY]
I'm going to invite all the teachers, starting with the principal, to a private screening at 2... Would you like to come?
We have to go help out at the exhibition hall.
Later then.
*Kyoro Kyoro
*Kon Kon
Page 96 Ok
It appears that our preparations have been concluded. We will now show our feature presentation.
So without further adieu...
Cinema Studies Club Dark [Room] Now developing Film! Don't open the door! - Cinema Club. *Peta
All right, we're ready. *Gatan
Ah--- Nobuko! Be quiet! We're starting! Hey, stop touching my ass. Nakamura, give me back my money! I gotta piss, I gotta piss. It reeks in here!
*kata kata
*kata kata
Page 97 Documentary High School Students, [Mi]numa High Cinema Studies Club Presents *Pa- Man, it looks just like something by the cinema studies club. Don't push, don't push. I told you to stop touchin' my ass!
T-This is! Shit's really gonna hit the fan now!
*Da- They're in the auditorium on the third floor!
Are we gonna make it?
Iya! Kyah! Ah... What is this!? Hey! Stop this right now! What are you trying to do!? In session! Documentary "High School Students" Screening Room Cinema Studies Club
Page 98 Kya- *Gara- A-amazing
Uh- Er- Um- *gata-
... It seems,
that if you were in such a rush...
then it looks like it wasn't on purpose, huh?
But really, you call that a scenario!? It was completely unacceptable!
Hmph.
https://mangahelpers.com/t/laika/releases/16049[English] [Translation] Short Piece Oneshot : School-boy on good time by Laika2009-09-13T00:13:18+00:00Laikaadmin@mangahelpers.comKore tte seishun no yatsu da yo ne
School-boy on good time
Page 51 泉 ピン子 Izumi Pinko 島田 陽子 Shimada Youko 松本 ちえ子 Matsumoto Chieko 長山 藍子 Nagayama Aiko 木之内緑 Kinouchi Midori 森 昌子 Mori Masako 岡田 奈々 Okada Nana 片桐 夕子 Katagiri Yuuko 三田 佳子 Mita Yoshiko 浜 美枝 Hama Mie 高橋 洋子 Takahashi Youko 小山 明子 Koyama Akiko 桜田 涼子 Sakurada Ryouko 酒井 ゆきえ Sakai Yukie 新珠三千代 Aratama Michiyo アグネスちゃん Agnes-chan 山口 百恵 Yamaguchi Momoe [These are all actresses, we can see Otomo's film influences here]
Page 52 Hmmmm...
Yup, it looks like her, you got her eyes down pat. Wah!
W-who said you could look!? [Don't look!] Ah, I'm sorry.
Page 53 Hey, what's going on?
Nothing, Kawaguchi-kun was just showing me his "flower."
You guys are done with your extracurricular classes?
Idiot, why the hell would we go to those? [I was talkin' 'bout] Your lectures on the rooftop? Wow, that's horrible. [talking about her drawing]
Page 54 Does it really smell that much? It reeks.
We'll do it at my place today, so bring some [drinking] snacks. Oh, I've got some whites left from last time, so I'll bring that. [dunno what kinda snack whites refer to here] *Sniff Sniff
Senpai, I'm comin' too-
Later See ya' Hey, make sure you bring somethin'.
[Reversed] Art [room] *Gatan
Jeez, it smells like cigarette butts. Those two are really making the art club look bad. [those two seem to be bringing down the art club's reputation]
And you wannabe cool-kids, since when did the art club become a hive of scum and villainy?
Page 55 Minuma Cultural Festival
You doing anything for the cultural festival?
Mmm, does it really matter? We're seniors already. Oh!
Hey, that was pretty nice... wasn't it? Huh? What was...? Oh, that girl? Man, who cares...
Man, whatever, it doesn't matter who it is, you find them all ugly. [It's better than being like you, no matter you look at, they appear ugly to you] Oh, that girl...
You know her? What year, what class? I do, but...
You don't wanna mess with her... She's a part time student named Torashima. You've heard about her brother, right?
Page 56 So, I can count on you... right?
Well, the junior girls have guidance counseling tomorrow so we'll be late.
Then, Kawaguchi-kun, how about you?
What? Me?
I think it's my turn to clean up the classroom tomorrow so... [I'm sure I've got weekly duties tomorrow so...] What do you mean? You've done this before haven't you?
See... it's all written down. And it's already been paid for, so just hand this to them.
I won't be around tomorrow so just leave it on my desk. The receipt too.
Page 57 Hey, you got any money? 2000 Yen.
Goodbye. Oh,
g-goodbye.
Kawaguchi! Hey! What are you doing, hurry up! Huh? Oh, yeah.
Good evening.
Guess who. Hey, we brought a little somethin' somethin'.
Page 58 See, that's what I mean.
The fact that you can say something like that means you're prejudice.
No, you've just got a prejudice toward me having a prejudice.
What the hell are you guys even talkin' about.
You know who Torashima Ryouko is?
What's this? Oh, you're talking about being prejudice against other people. Yeah, I know Torashima, she's in the class next door to mine.
I'm not really being prejudice here, but I haven't really hard anything good about her.
Hmm. Izumi Painting Supplies Drawing Paper Charcoal Thinner
Page 59 You know her brother's a yakuza? He's probably two years older than you two. Yakuza? Isn't he just part time? But I heard he joined, a little less than a year ago...
It seems like he's working at this bar called, "Risa," in one of the alleys by the station but... Well, maybe we shouldn't be talking about this.
Hey, what's this? Huh?
Something I got asked to pick up... for the teacher.
Hmm.
Oh yeah, this guy- Yoshimi said goodbye to him or something and, he like, toaaaaatly spaced out.
Okay, okay. What the hell are you talkin' about, stupid! That's what happened, you were like, "Duhhhhhh..." You know what they say, where there's smoke, there's fire. [There's no smoke if there's no fire]
Page 60 Members of [cultural] clubs can go first. Everyone else, carry your desks out to the halls.
I've got this killer hangover. Hey, you better not puke on me.
My stomach's turnin' loops. [my chest is feeling queasy] *Ka... Ka...
Hey-
Hey, you're here. Here, you drink up too. *Burp Huh?
Red Eel Drink?
Why do you have so many of these? *Kyu-
Page 61 You've got eight bottles to take care of.
Huh? There's no way I can finish that much.
Quit complaining. I've got 10.
What do think you're doing, boys? If you're drinking all those energy drinks how about helping a little?
Oh? What happened to guidance counciling? It finished.
All right then, why don't you...
Ah, no, we'll take care of it! Right, Kawaguchi? W-what?
Whoa! Amazing! What a masterpi- Oh wait, do I have it upside down?
Senpai! That's a bit too cruel, don't you think?! *Uwaaaaaan
It was just a joke, stupid... Jeez.
Izumi Painting Supplies Okay... Here we are... We clear on what we're doing? Crystal.
Page 63 This is something only you guys could've thought of. [As expected, this is something that only one year older guys think of] Whatever, hurry up and get in there.
Good day. *Gacha-
Welcome.
I'm here for the art club of Minuma highschool and... Yes, I've heard.
Drawing paper, charcoal, thinner, and india ink... correct?
...So the teacher said go buy another piece of coal and can of thinner. I told her it wouldn't enough... All right.
Page 64 Can you give me another receipt for the extras? I'll pay the cost now.
Sure. Charcoal and thinner, right?
*Grin
Senpai! I've finished washing all the bottles. Hide them over there and make sure they don't get found.
Kawaguchi Ryou "Flower" Heh
Go put it over there, along with the receipt. And then all that's left is to, "wait till it's dark," right?
Page 65 Oh, it's me. Is my mom... Okay, then please tell her I'm going to be staying at the club room tonight.
All right, I'm done here. Sorry. *Gacha-
Don't spill any. *Toku Toku
Finished? Yeah, just now... my head's spinning like crazy. *Gara-
All right, let's go.
We filled 'em all up one after another, I almost feel like knocking one down. I think you're just feeling dizzy.
Senpai! Let's open the windows, it reeks in here. Good idea, go open one.
Page 66
Stand Bar White Rope -pori
Hello Welcome, it's been so long since I've seen you. Risa
Tora-chan someone's here for you. Huh?
Who is it? Ryouko?
Ah, Torashima-san, It's me, sorry.
Just you, huh? What do you want? Yeah, actually...
Red Eel Drink
Page 67 What? You selling? [What? Anpan? [Anpan must be 70s slang for something? Or maybe people just hawk red bean bread on the streets in japan]] Just 500 yen, cheap, don't you think?
Haven't seen you around here before.
Four people? Yeah, four people. Looked like they were high school students...
... So, what were they up to?
They went into a cafe.
This sucks. Just five bottles. We can't even make break even. Hmm, I wonder if we put enough in it. [Hmm I wonder if the supply [ref to amount of thinner per bottle most likely] was enough]
Page 68 Bring them to me.
Hey kiddies, you mind if I borrow a bit of your time? Ah, you're that guy from before.
How about it?
Thank you. I guarantee you we'll pay you a good price.
Here we are.
It's Torashima. That's him? I brought 'em, Torashima-san.
Page 69 Give them here.
Give what?
Don't fuck with me! This right here!
You're the only ones in on this, right?
AH! *Gacha-
Let me teach you kids a little respect. [greeting] Don't worry, it'll be light...
*Gya- *Auu
Page 70 To~ra-chan. No, we can't, my brother's...
Mmn, mmn!
Hey, stop that, don't you know where we are?
Ryouko, sorry to keep you waiting... huh? Ah-
What are you doing? Who is that? Uh, well, later. Hey, wait, say hello to my broth...
*Pan Brother, this isn't... Kyah! Shut up, idiot!!
What the hell were you doing! You're still just a kid! It was just a kiss! I'm not a kid! I'm an adult! I'm a woman! I can do...
Page 71 You can do what? Say it. Come on! SAY IT!
Who was that guy...? Who knows. My jaw's still rattlin'.
*Bashi-
We're leaving. [going]
Page 72 Let's go, you can get up now, can't ya?
Owwwww, Son of a bitch!! He kicked me pretty damn hard.
Minuma Highschool Cultural Festival
Class 2-3's Bazaar
Art club
Page 73 What's on your mind... that girl again? *Su-
I guess everything about Torashima Ryouko ended up being true. *Ha-
*Fuu [letting out his smoke]
Senpai- Hey, so you're still alive.
Senpai, have you seen Kawaguchi's drawing?
The flower? The same as everyone else's isn't it?
What! It's a picture of Yoshimi! Second Year Kawaguchi Ryou "Flower" Ahahaha, it says she's Kawaguchi's "flower."
That idiot put it up there himself. Really?
Page 74 Where the heck is everyone? [Nobody's even here]
Hahaha, he really did it.
*Shu-
Second Year Kawaguchi Ryou "Flower"
Hey-! Who's that up there on the roof smoking-!? Hm?
It's me, Kawaguchi Ryou from class 2-3 [motha fuckaaaaaa]!
School-boy on good time: end
https://mangahelpers.com/t/laika/releases/15987[English] [Translation] Short Piece Oneshot : 'Round About Midnight by Laika2009-09-10T12:09:35+00:00Laikaadmin@mangahelpers.comOtomo Mahjong Mango Madness Shout outs to Rafe for helping me understand what the hell's going on.
'Round About Midnight
Page 27 'Round About Midnight
Page 28 I guess it's... around 9:30 now...
It's 9:40 huh...
*Gacha-
*Gacha-
Page 29 The room at the end, huh?
*Gacha-
How's it look? Anyone around?
Yeah, the light's on in the room at the end at the bottom.
What? Isn't there supposed to be no one around on Saturdays?
Page 30 Don't worry about it, it's the room down there all the way at the end.
Well, as long as we're quiet about it.
Who is it...? Oosawa...?
Heya
Yo! Everyone's already here, huh. *Gacha-
How is it today? Nobody around in the apartments, right?
The guy downstairs goes to bed pretty early, but the dude to the right of us might be coming home pretty late.
Page 31 But I don't think there'll be much of a problem.
Then it's about time,
we get started.
Shigemasa, get it out...
Here we go~
*Ban
Ready...? Hurry up!
*Tan
Waa-! The tiles, the tiles! Hey~ No~ It's mine! My mahjong! It's been a whole week~ I've missed you so much!
Page 32 Now then... [The table cloth is now mahjong themed and not star/planets themed ala first oneshot]
Hey, hurry up and discard something already... Mmmnnn
Are you really that desparate...
for me to call riichi?! Riichi! [calling riichi means you discard everything except the tile you are waiting on]
Page 33 Shit
All right, It's a kanchan. I'm in tenpai now... [kanchan: some hand, tenpai: 1 tile away from winning] Should I call riichi, or should I... *Kachi Kachi
That damn Oosawa... He's probably already in tenpai even though I'm still in Iishanten. [Iishanten, idk, probably some state that's not as close to winning as tenpai]
Maaaan, why's my luck so bad with tsumos. [tsumo, your draw, winning by draw]
What's he talking about...
Oh ho, here's a dora. [Dora, indicator for bonus hands or somethin']
Iinpin... Iinpin... Let it be an iinpin. [pinzu, a tile type, Iinpin = 1 pinzu] *Shuba-
Ain't much of a hand so it'd be better if I just played it safe.
Hmph
Damn, I'm not drawin' anything good... *Kachin
Page 34 He cut his tsumo again, could he be in... tenpai?
Is Konno waiting on a pinzu? [circle tile] What wrong? Aren't you pretty close?
Damn.
That look in his eyes... I guess he must not be in tenpai yet...
What the heck were you thinking calling that riichi. Mmmmnn.
Well, I think this'll probably pass.
Ehehheh~ ro~n! Tooooo baaaaad.
Penalty, penalty! Time for the tally. You know, I was just thinking about giving up on it...
Page 35 I'm starving, let's get something to eat.
The one in last should go out and buy it... right? Obviously.
That's fascist. Let's do it democratically. With rock, paper, and scissors.
Who's in favor of Shuuji going out to buy it? *Hai Hai [me me]*Hachi
I believe that those kinds of conduct that ignore the opinions of the minority is clearly a misrepresentation of democracy.
Therefore, I suggest we determine it fairly using rock-paper-scissors.
*Pon [shoot of the rock paper scissors shoot!]
Hey kid-democracy, hurry up and go get it.
... But... This sucks... Ah- Yeah!
Page 36 Who's deepest in the hole...? *pachin
Mmnn, it's Shuuji with minus 40.
Didn't I ask you for smokes too... Hey, that's mine -slurp- give it back -slurp-
That's gross man, how about talking after you finish eating, jeesh. Sure -slurp-
Whoa, seriously? I'm in tenpai for suuankou.
A nine-man tanki wait... not one of them have been discarded yet. [tanki = a wait on a pair]
Page 37 Ah-
*Nine-man Nine-man Nine-man *Bu-
S-sorry bout that, it got stuck in my throat... Ah- man, that is so gross, you asshole!!
*hahahaha sorry sorry What a jam, he's got the other three nine-man tiles... guess I won't be seeing one anytime soon.
So that's what Shuuji's waiting on... if I don't change my hand... It's cause you were eatin' too fast. *hahahahah...
Dammit, I'm not gettin' jack. *Bashi-
Okay, I'll start changing my hand. How about this one? *Bashi-
I win~! Wha-
You were waiting on a nine-man? That's why I was thinking about changing my wait, but I lucked out...
Page 38 Shigemasa, I heard you got a girlfriend. *Cha-
Ah! Penalty! Penalty! You've got to pay a mangan! [8000 points, if dealer 12000] Shut up, your face is a penalty. [penalty-jerk]
Ah, you've got lipstick on you...
Oh, my bad, it was just my snot. That's weird, when did that get there.
Ahhahaha, gross~, jeez man, hahaha What the hell are goin' on about. I'm not gonna forget 'bout that suuankou.
Come on, [kawaii~] Aki-chan, gimme a five~ [I guess Aki-chan is his girlfriend they're talking about] I'll take a 13 please~ Mmm and I'll take it in the ass~ [again he's pretending to be a girl or gay or w/e] *Chara Chara
Page 39 It's all souzu tiles. You piled 'em all up, didn't you, punk-ass Shuuji. [souzu, bamboo tiles]
I got dealt a horrible hand. So the dora is... *Katan
That idiot messed his own dealing up, hahaha.
Whenever Oosawa starts fixing his hat it means he's got somethin'. [there's something to be careful about]
Whenever Konno gets quiet it usually means his hand is pretty bad.
Man my stomach feels like ass, maybe I shouldn't have drank that milk a second ago. [my ass is all blocked up lol]
That the north tile? Pon. [kita, north, calling pairs or w/e off others discarded tiles]
This is what I think of your pon! [Whaaaat, so I dealt you a pon?] *Buu- [fart]
Calling a pon on the north tile? What could that bastard Oosawa be making?
Page 40 Man, this... stinks...
Hm?
It stinks! This is all you, isn't it, Shuuji! Shut up, you gotta be jokin'. *Shu- Shu- Ughh, this is unbearable~ open the window! *Ge- Geho- Geho- [cough cough cough]
What the hell did you have for dinner? Wheeeeehooo
*So-
*Chira-
*Doki- Ron! Ron!! *Dododododo
I knew that was gonna happen even though I waited till everyone was distracted.
Page 41 All together that's, toitoi, doradora, guess that's a hane.
Ah~ it stinks, it's gettin' in my eyes, christ.
God dammit, I'm never gonna treat Oosawa to a beer again.
*Pachin
Ba- Ba- Ba- Ba-Ba It's Kozue's Late late late late night hour
To all you lovers of Saturday night...
*Kacha- Kacha
Riichi.
Page 42 Riichi? Oh, you're still here? I completely forgot you even existed since you haven't done anything. What? Are you stupid...?
Hmph, say whatever you want.
With the reverse dora... it'll be a mangan, hehehe.
Oosawa, give up! If you don't I'm gonna make you pay me back all the money you owe me.
Shigemasa doesn't have the brains to feint with his discarded tiles so...
Shuuji! Just give up already! I'm not gonna forget about that suuankou!
This should pass... *Kachin
*Patan
Grr... Sunnova bitch...
Hey, congratulations, you looked pretty cool there. *pon
Shut up! Do the points! Go count up your own points or somethin'! *Ba-
The next song's a request from mister... 30... four, five, six thousand... Here's Baabu Satake with, "A woman's heart!"
Who's on top...?
Shigemasa's on top with plus 24. *Ni- [Grin]
Next is Oosawa, with plus 17. I'm losing to this idiot?
Next is Kon-chan with minus 10. Oosawa you bastard, God dammit. I'll remember that Haneman.
And whoever else with minus 31.
Come on, next round.
Shuuji's gettin' all fired up...
East... east, where's the chuu, the chuu... [ugh dunno what I should do about these tile names] Ah- That punk Konno took the chuu...
Page 44 *tsumo
Shit! *Ban
Your wall [mountain] is all word tiles for some reason, huh?
What are you tryin' to say? Nothin'.
Oh, pon on that.
Man, I can see everything you're tryin' to do.
Riichi!
I hate quick shooters, they're all speed and no substance. Hmph.
White... it's gonna be a white... This one's...
Page 45 Yes! White! A high one shot tsumo! [ippatsu tsumo, tsumo on the next turn after you call riichi]
Oh, sorry, that's a pon. Again...?
That last tile that got discarded.
What are you talkin' about? You're too late, I already tsumo'd.
I couldn't see it because your hand was in the way.
Just let him call the pon.
Don't be ridiculous! I already tsumo'd!
I'm layin' it down. *Patan
Ah-! That's dirty-! [cheap, whatev]
Page 46 Yeah right, what's wrong with winning after I call a tsumo?
It's cheap cause you were losing, don't eve pretend! I already won...
Riichi, one shot tsumo, dora three, it's a hane man.
You can't do that, man, give it back to him. six thousand... three thousand...?
*Bara *Ba- I'm not gonna put up with this kinda mahjong!!
Ahh- That was dirty, you punk!!
Who's dirty, idiot!?
Waaaa~ God dammitttttt
Page 47 Hey, keep it down, it's the middle of the night.
It's his fault. Not mine. Ah- I wasn't even trying' to make a fuss about it.
Don't _push_ me. Ah-
I didn't push you! [Who pushed you!?] Ah Ah-
Aah- that's the hat my girlfriend...
What're you "Aah~"in' about... the ugly bitch.
Shut up~! *Pe- Ah-
Aah~ the leather jacket I worked 3 months to buy...
Ugly bitch Piece o' trash jacket [cheap]
Page 48 Ugly bitch Piece o' trash jacket [cheap] You only spent like a thousand and 50 yen on that, jeez. Stop it, you idiots, the book case is gonna fall over.
*Don Don Open up! What do you think you're doing! Open up!
Ah-
Now we're not gonna be able to play [mahjong] here [in this apartment] either. How do you like that!? Yo-yo~ Yookoooooo *Gue- Gue-
You must be out of your minds! What time do you think it is in the middle of night!? I-I-I'm really sorry.
Ugly bitch Piece o' trash jacket [cheap]
Page 49 Hahaha, for real?
I didn't think the reverse dora was really gonna appear there...
Aaaah I'm tired. *Yawn
I'm hungry.
Let's get somethin' to eat... How about the ramen place at the station.
No way~! Though I ended up winnin'. I'm tellin' you, I was on a tanki wait for a suuankou.
But man, it really stank~ Shut up about that already. Where are we gonna play next week?
'Round About Midnight: End.https://mangahelpers.com/t/laika/releases/15963[English] [Translation] Short Piece Oneshot : Space Patrol Shigema by Laika2009-09-09T08:49:32+00:00Laikaadmin@mangahelpers.comMore Otomo Wackiness
Space Patrol Shigema
Page 3 Space Patrol Shigema
Page 4 Shuuji! Hm?
Yo! Oh! Konno!
You just get off that last train? Yeah, you too?
Oh, you bought some. Yeah...
I swiped some yakitori from my job.
Page 5 Those guys are late... I'm sure I told 'em 9 o'clock.
You know what time it is around now? I don't know, probably around 9:30.
Maaaaan, what a sad new years party. [lonely/desolate new years party]
Ugh, this is all we've got left.
*Kon Kon [knock]
Oh- they're here!
You guys are late, we were getting desperate about the alcohol. [we were getting worried about the alcohol] What'd you get? A bottle of Nekomasamune's finest. Whoa!
Page 6 You guys want it chilled or warmed?
You think we'd want it chilled after walking here in the cold?
Come to daddy! I've been waiting for you.
*Kata Kata
The alcohol is probably about ready.
Can you believe it? We're gonna be 23 this year. [:-(]
Yeah, I know, I know. Then, I mean, why haven't you got yourself a girlfriend? Women again...?
Page 7 I've just got an innate hatred for women.
And I've got an innate love for them. Oh, you dog, you're making me blush. [he's immitating a woman here]
But, women sure are hard to understand, you're gonna end up like Oosawa.
So, I heard you had your heart broken~
Waa- Cheers!! *Kachi-
I'm trying to deal with it... but it's just so tough, man.
Taekooooooooo!
What the hell was that!? Ahhahaha hahhahaha. Man, that's hilarious. Once he starts cryin' it's over.
Page 8 Hey, shut the window, it's cold... Ah, sorry.
Ain't got no booze left. Yup.
You know, it's gonna be pretty boring if this is all we're gonna do. Don't you guys wanna do something?
Like...?
Like, why don't we share some secrets about ourselves that we've never told anyone else before.
You've got some bad taste.
I'm down for it, but are the rest of you gonna talk? Well, I'm all liquored up, and I've got nothing to hide. Though I'm pretty boring...
Page 9 If you're really gonna talk, then I guess I'll play along.
All right then, Oosawa, you go first.
You've probably got the most interesting thing to reveal.
I don't know... are you guys really going to talk too...?
Stop stalling! Hurry up!
Okay... you guys might not believe me but...
I'm... actually from the planet Venus. [a Venetian]
Hey, this is the truth! I'm for real! Ah man, I knew this was gonna happen. So, then, you're a Martian, and I'm... from Mercury.
Page 10 Huh? Since when did you go from being a heart broken chump to being from Venus?
Hey, this is 'cause you guys were tellin' me to talk. You guys don't believe me? *Don
Man, and here I thought we were gonna have a serious conversation. Seriously, Venus?
What? What's wrong?
Ah!
Oosawa...
Whoa! *Pakin
Page 11 What... what'd you just do... How 'bout it? Believe me now? That wasn't a trick or anything. *Pakin kachin Kan
Well, you guys are next.
Konno, say something! Um. *Kara Kara Kachin
To be honest... I'm also... er, I mean...
I'm from Mercury.
When the hell did this kinda joke become so popular. And you guys said I had bad taste.
That alcohol is cold, right? Hey, come on, enough with the cups already. [or, don't break another cup]
*Poko-
Ah jeez, that's hot! Konno, did you do that!?
Page 12 *Gobo-
And now that brings us too... Shuuji, it's your turn. *Kachi-
Everything you guys have said has been a bit fishy but... I guess I've got no choice
Shigemasa... this is what you call, bad taste.
... Shuuji, you...
Sorry guys, I'm a Martian... Hope it's not too big of a shock... [Have I completely shocked you?]
You're right, that is bad taste... wearing a mask under another mask...
Page 13 I'M A MARTIAN~ WOOOH- GO-- Ahhh!
You idiot! You tryin' to burn down the apartment or something!?
Most earthlings would consider it pretty grotesque but... There we go... *Zubo-
You guys probably all actually look like that too. *Go- Kasa- No way, I look way better than you.
Idiot, maybe with that face you got on now. Hahahaha, can you believe this guy, Shigemasa?
Oh yeah, Shigemasa... That's right, you're up next.
Page 14 You heard our secrets but you're not going to tell us yours? Yeah, what's going on?
Heh heh heh
What's going on? Is he laughing at your face, Shuuji? Dumbass, what are you talking about?
Ahahhahaha hahhahaha
Don't be shocked when you hear my secret! *Gata
Ready? *Gara
Page 15 Dosa-
Mmn-
*Ji-ppa
Oops!
What? So you're gay? Whoa, stop that, jerk!
So he's a flaming homo. [A gay boy] Now that's truly bad taste. Shut up, I'm...
I'm placing all you guys under arrest. How do you like that?
Ah, I've got it backwards.
Page 16 Has it gotten smaller?
And the helmet... and here's the belt...
Helmet? ... Belt? ...
Name's Shigema from space patrol! Earth subdivision, Milky way department! I knew it...
My mission is to capture alien scum like you.
Hey, you'll catch a cold in that skin tight outfit. Were those clothes expensive... Made in the USA? Man, you don't even have any space shoes. [You're barefoot] Shut up! All of you!
Page 17 Hey, where the heck are we going this early in the morning. Aren't you freezing like that? Ughhh brrrrr-
*Gacha Gacha Ughhh I-I-I ain't c-c-cold.
What's with this gun, it doesn't even shoot. *Pu-n Pu-n
Don't touch that. It's not charged up.
Hey, I heard that the girls 'round here get harrassed sometimes. [girls get pranked/teased] That's got to be the work of an alien. This is a LA-SER-GUN!
He probably uses it as a vibrator too. Shut up! I'm taking you guys over to the ship. [flying saucer] The ship?
Page 18 He~y, come on, hurry up.
Take a look, those guys down there are still starin' at us. Shit... this is embarrassing.
Lend me some money for the train, I forgot my wallet. I think I left it back there... Man, don't talk to me!
Everyone's starin' at Shigemasa. They're starin' at us too. Wouldya look at that.
This ticket won't come out! This God damn ticket! Sunnova bitch! Don't underestimate me! Man, I think it'd be less embarrassing if he were actually drunk. [It'd be better if he were drunk] *Ban Doka- Doka- Ban Ban
Page 19 *Ha-
Hey, where the hell are we goin'? Huh?
I gotta take you guys down to the space patrol HQ, obviously.
Is that around Hachiouji? Ahahaha, you guys all having fun? [you guys find us interesting?] Hahaha Yeah!
These guys are headed to Andromeda. Are you retarded? Hey hey. Andromeda...
You guys don't have a branch down 'round Shibuya?
These guys are pretty interesting, aren't they? But they're all bad space aliens. Retard! Hey, be a good kid and run along. [go over there] Oh! Aliens!
Page 20 Shigemasa! You came all the way out here...!?
Well it's not like I could just leave my ship at a parking lot.
Hm? I left mine at a school...
Excuse me, are you filming something for TV...? For the kids?
Uhh, yeah... it's a new program called "Space Patrol Shigema"... Oh, I thought so... that's what it looked like.
Hey, where's your mom?
I'm here by myself... but, are you guys really aliens?
Page 21 No-no-no, no way, that's just a joke. You know, a joke!
But that guy says you're an alien. Shut up! What do you mean, a school!?
Wait a second. Hey, we're here.
All right, let's hurry up.
Here we are.
It's cooooooold~ *Biya-kusho-n [sneeze]
That kid followed us out here.
Page 22 Hey kid, go home~!
*Waa- Enbann! [Nonsense]
Man, you wouldn't want your parents to see you like that.
He's calling his space ship, isn't he...
*U-mu
*Gobo Gobo
Page 23
*Za za za za
He did it.
Heh heh...
Page 24 Aha Ahaha
Heheheh hahaha
Ahahahahaha Maaaan, whatta helluva new years party. Yeah, it's been pretty interesting.
It really was interesting, wasn't it? You idiot, what are you talkin' about. Yeah, you were the most interestin' one.
Page 25 *Ahahahahaha ha-ha-ha-ha-ha- haha
I knew it... Aliens really do exist!
https://mangahelpers.com/t/laika/releases/15902[English] [Translation] Short Piece Oneshot : Nothing Will Be As It Was by Laika2009-09-07T09:57:13+00:00Laikaadmin@mangahelpers.comQuick one, not ready for use yet, to be proofed.
Nothing Will Be As It Was 147 Nothing Will Be As It Was
152 Hey, what's wrong? You just gonna let me do whatever I want? [I'm rolling you around]
Huh? What's that? Stupid? A fool?
That's what you called me, right... Huh? Hey!
You don't remember...? ... You really need to stop lying all the time.
What else... a moron... an idiot... retard... pervert, and...
You even said shit about, me being a homo and a faggot!
Rot in hell.
153 Why don't you try explainin' yourself? [Why don't you try sayin' somethin?]
Always talkin' shit about other people...
You fuckin' asshole!
Say something! *Doka- Baki-
Hey, where do you think you're going!?
154 C'mon now, you gotta pull yourself together... you look like a wreck.
Here it comes...
Say hello to Satan for me! [Fuck you, drop dead, go to hell etc]
*Gan
*Doka-
Shit! Fucking SHIT! *Dosu Dosu
*Pant Pant Pant The world's better off... without a prick like you.
155 Assholes like you...
*bibibibi
*bibi- Whoa
*Dosa
*Pant pant
You scared me, you bastard!
... always fuckin' with me...
Hey!
HEY! This is all your fault, you hear me?
156 *Goto-...
Hey...
*Pant Pant T-that's what you get... heh heh heh [How do you like that]
I-I've got to do something... about... this body...
157 *Ha-
... Oh... it's morning...
I'm so sleepy...
AHH! [WA!]
158 *Pant Pant
Man, you look like crap. You scared the hell out of me.
Well, I did beat the hell out of you yesterday.
If I don't hurry up and deal with this...
... God dammit.
159 If you just... If you just... Shit
Shit, shit, _SHIT_
*Chi- Chi- Chi- Chi- Chi-
*Goshi Koshi
*Goshi Goshi Maybe I should use hydrocholric acid to get rid of him...
There's no where close by I could burn it... I guess I could just chop him up and toss him somewhere... Or give him cement boots and let him sleep with the fish... [Use cement and submerge him in the lake]
160 Here we go, a kitchen knife... a saw, and a cleaver.
*Gacha-
*Gacha Ah, Mr. Kirisaki, Huh!?
Someone called from your job. [You had a call from the store]
161 Oh, sorry about that. You haven't been down there for three days so I told them you were probably sick and sleeping it off...
You really don't look too well, are you going to be all right? [You face looks really green]
... Um, I'm just a little tired, that's all.
*Gacha-
Phew
That fucking bitch. [Shitty hag]
Heh heh heh...
I blew my entire savings on this.
162 *Gi-
*Kon Kon
*Dobo- Dobo-
*Kata-
*Gobo Gobo Jya-... *JyaJya-
163 *Batan
*Gacha-
Never would've imagined there was that much blood in a human body.
Guess that ought to be about it...
Yep, no more's coming out.
Here we go... you're pretty heavy...
Okay. Show time. [BIG O]
164 *Zaku-
*Ga- ga- ga-
*Gishi- Gishi-
*Pant Pant
Damn this is slippery. Jesus.
*Ki-ko- Ki-ko
165 Hmm
*Chew chew... *munch munch *crunch crunch
*Nga- [Gulp]
*Chew *Chew
*Cough Cough Hack Cough
166 *Pant Pant
I didn't think it was going to take this long.
It must be because of the fat and blood clotting...
But, If I don't hurry up and do this, it's going to start rotting.
167 *Doka Doka
*Do...
*Baki-
*Gorori [Roll]
*Pant pant *Pant
All right, almost, just one more leg left.
168 *Ton Ton Ton
What do you think...? Hmmm
I don't think he's any different...
But he's put on some weight and he looks better than before...
But you saw it didn't you? It was all over the ceiling in my room.
I had my friend at college look into it and he said it was human blood.
I see...
... Let's have a talk with the land lord before we call the cops.
169 *Kan Kan
*Juu Juu
I guess this should be enough.
Let's see what's for tonight.
Should I have chicken wings, or roasted thighs... Liver Sashimi Entrails Etc -> Stew Garlic Sautee Yakitori
Let's go with this. If I don't get sick of it... I'll be done in 2 weeks...
Well then... I guess I should top it off with an egg. [Use an egg to bind the food together, dunno the english word for this]