Mangahelpers Translationshttps://mangahelpers.com/translators/rss2010-04-27T03:02:24+00:00/favicon.icoMangaHelpers Adminsadmin@mangahelpers.comhttps://mangahelpers.com/t/bomberdrufi/releases/21915[English] [Translation] Love Suicide Oneshot : Love Suicide by Bomber D Rufi2010-04-27T03:02:24+00:00Bomber D Rufiadmin@mangahelpers.comI'm gonna translate everything that Nakayama did someday....someday. I think maybe more Traumeister is on the horizon though! Someday. Scantlations are open with this translation, as long as I am credited...if raws ever come...someday.
Someday...someone should get the raw from here. Until then, you can read it on club sunday.
{I’ve got a question.} {The tea shop has had the same ‘now hiring’ sign it’s window for ages now.} (Sign- SUICIDE CAFÉ IS HIRING PART TIME HELP.// Looking for a café filled with smartly dressed, clean and righteous people?// Starting pay 900 yen~// Please ask the staff for the particulars.) {With the times as they are now, you’d think people would jump at the chance for employment, yet no one even bothers.} (Side text- ‘Traumeister’s Nakayama Atsushi makes an appearance in Sunday Super.) {WHY?} {As I stand before the tea shop,} {An answer comes to me in an instant.}
002 {THE MANAGER IS FREAKIN’ CRAZY!!} Manager: Chew Chew Chew Chew KOI NO SUICIDE –SUICIDE OF LOVE.- NAKAYAMA ATSUSHI. SSC (Shounen Sunday Comics) ‘TRAUMEISTER’ has been completed in 5 volumes!! Grab them now!!
004 Girl: Welcome! Tea cakes For two? Please come this way! {So she’s the main draw here..} {No,} {This Is a good thing.}
005 {I mean, being broke sucks. So I should be happy that I managed to find a job.} {Even if the manager is creepy as hell.} Girl: Whoops! Kid: Ah, Let me take a few of those. Girl: Thanks! You’re a sweetie! Kid: It’s only natural… {Moreover…} {There’s her, the Madonna of the shop.} (Handwritten- Wellcome!) {Sonezaki Majyu-san 19 years old, …is my estimation.}
006 Kid: Do your best~ She sure is cute… Maybe she’s a college student? I wonder how she feels about younger guys? (Side- Geez, I’m blushing…) (Sfx- Hitari *sssh*)
007 Manager: Listen up fool, don’t get any closer to her. GOT IT? Kid: Y… Yessph!! Hah… Hah… Hah… I’m soooo sorry….! Is she your…um…girlfriend sir? More like, that’s a kitchen knife!! Is he insane in the membrane?
008 Manager: Is that how it looks…? Kid: Uh… You’re not dating then? (Sfx- Po *blush*) Kid: Blush? Huh? Then… You DO like her…. Gweh!
009 Manager: Hey Aotsuki-kun, do you know WHY you got hired here? Aotsuki: Ngh!!! N--- No, I don’t…. Manager: Then I take it that this part about you helping your friends with their love troubles isn’t true? Aotsuki: My resume…? (Handwritten- Special talents; If my friends need consultation in love related matters, they always feel free to come to me.) Aotsuki: Hu.. Huh? No… No way…
010 Manager: You WILL help me with my love troubles. If it goes well, I’ll give you a 300 yen raise. However remember this well. If you fail, I’ll never forgive you, even if it means hauling ass to the ends of the earth.
011 Manager: Since I’m asking nicely, You won’t turn me down right? Majyu: Well, I’m heading home. Good work everyone.
012 Aotsuki: Um, Sonezaki-san, A moment? Majyu: What is it~, Aotsuki-kun? Aotsuki: Um…I just needed to ask you something really quick… Manager: Listen… First off, find out if Sonezaki-san is seeing anybody…. That’s the most important, To know if she likes someone.
013 Aotsuki: Huh? THAT’S what you need my help for? I mean, you could do that much on your…. Manager: GO AND ASK. Aotsuki: Um…sorry for being so blunt about it but… Er…do you have a boyfriend now or something…? Majyu: Hm? A boyfriend?
014 {Hold on a minute! I didn’t think this through…!!} Lil’ Majyu: I do! {If that happens then….?!} {She’s seeing someone= Mission failure.} {Cut down.} {Crap!! It only takes one little thing to fail,} {For my mission to go down the tubes!! And after that, it’s a 100 percent chance I’m going to lose my head….!!} Aotsuki: Wa… Majyu: No, I don’t have anyone I’m interested in, or a boyfriend. Aotsuki: T— THANK GOD!! Majyu: But… Aotsuki: But?
015 Majyu: Someone has caught my eye… Later! {Huh…?}
016 {HUUUUUUH!?} Manager: So she doesn’t have a boyfriend then… Good work Aotsuki-kun. Please, have a drink! Let us celebrate future prospects.
017 Manager: DID SHE SAY SOMETHING ELSE?! SPILL IT. Aotsuki: NOOOOOO! SHE DIDN’T SAY ANYTHING ELSE!! THAT’S IT!! I PROMISE!!
018 Manager: I don’t like it when people hide things from me…I get all burnt up. I DO know your address man. You’ve got a little sister huh? She goes to Stampin’ Middle school? {Dammit, why?} {Why did things have to end up like this?} {A kind manager.} {A hot co-worker.} {I know these things have to exist somewhere in this world!} {I just wanted a happy part time job!!} {But the truth is…} {I’ve descended into a merciless circle of hell!}
020 {Being able to support myself?} {Puppy love?} {There’s only one thing that’s more important here…} {And that’s…} {Self preservation!!!} {So I have to hook these two up like my life depends on it!!} {BECAUSE IT DOES!!!} Manager: Why are you crying, Aotsuki-kun? Aotsuki: Manager…. You’re going on a date next… And then you will confess.
021 Manager: Huh? Aotsuki-kun…isn’t that uh…sudden? I…I don’t have a lot of self confidence here…. Aotsuki: Listen, I’ve helped plenty of people get over their love hurtles and be with the one they care for. Manager, do you know what the difference between a successful confession, And one that fizzles out is? Manager: No…. Aotsuki: It’s the approach.
022 Aotsuki: You nail the approach, And then… Getting her into your arms is a piece of cake!! Normally you’d use e-mail and text to try and get her attention right? But those are trivial. What’s important is… Showing in person how much you want her. Before that, you’re no different than any Yamashita-kun on the street. Once you’ve got her attention, It’s passion that keeps her there.
023 Aotsuki: Confess. Think of it as history’s greatest paradox; an endless contradiction. To get enough confidence to confess to her, you’re only left with one choice. Which is to actually confess. Most people get it wrong. They think if they go in for contact first, it’s Game over. They couldn’t be any more wrong!! That by the way is the Tanaka theory.
024 {You start off with the confession.} {She might turn you down,} {But the seed has been planted.} {After that she…} {Will start to let her mind wander…} {And that’s how interest grows into fondness!} {It’s when you plant that seed, that the blossom of love takes root!} Manager: I see… Aotsuki: Manager, for it to work, you have to hurry. You have to pick up the phone and call Sonezaki-san!! Invite her to a date!! If you don’t do it then… Hello? Sonezaki-san?
025 {The day of the date.} Aotsuki: Sonezaki-san? Were you waiting long? Majyu: No, I just got here.
026 Majyu: Oh! Manager! You changed your image! You look really cool! I like this look much better! Aotsuki: Isn’t that awesome, Manager? Manager: Yea…. H. (Sfx- Pii *beep*)
027 (Cellphone- From Aotsuki You.// Manager, she just gave you a compliment! Say something about her clothes or her hair!!) Manager: Ah..your D---d---d---dd----dd---ress…it’s…pppppreettty. Majjyu: Uh…Thank you? {All right! Good! Keep up that rhythm!} Majyu: Aotsuki-kun, thanks for inviting me out on a date today. I’m so happy.
028 Majyu: Uh…the manager’s kind of a third wheel though. Manager: Gachi Gachi Gachi Gachi Gachi Gachi. Aotsuki: THERE’S NO WAY WE CAN JUST GO ON A DATE WITH THE TWO UF US!! AHAHAHAH!! Majyu: But we’d be fine alone I think… Aotsuki: AH HAH HAH!! (Sfx- Tsun *poke*) Aotsuki: Ugh.
029 Manager: Aotsuki-kuuun, mind telling me why she’s gushing all over you? A date is for two people ONLY. Now go be a tree and leaf. Aotsuki: If I go home, Sonezaki-san is going to leave too, dummy! Listen up buddy. A girl feels more relaxed when there are three people around opposed to two. This is the Noguchi-san method. She basically said that she wanted me to tag along with the two of you, or she’s not interested. (A lie). Towards the end of our little date, I’ll keep my distance, but you have to make sure that while I’m out of sight, I’m not out of mind. You wait for my signal, and then confess your brains out. Okay, Manager?
030 Majyu: Ah… I had so much fun! Aotsuki: Sorry, I gotta go to the bathroom. Majyu: Sure thing~. (Cellphone- From Aotsuki You GO!!!!) Manager: Sonezaki-san… Majyu: Yes?
031 Manager: I really like you, so can we go…. Majyu: Sorry, no thanks.
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034 Aotsuki: UGH!!! It’s not over yet! (Sfx- Lotsa lotsa *clicking*) Aotsuki: I didn’t play defense this whole time to throw the whole game! Manager, keep it going!!!
035 Manager: In descript language. Majyu: KYAHHHHH!!!! Manager: More gobbity gook. Majyu: Ah! Aotsuki-kun!! Save me!! (Sfx- Poro *droop*) {Damn!} {The phone!}
036 (Cellphone: To Manager// When you kiss the girl, she almost always falls for you!!)
037 Manager: Kiss… Majyu: YOU’RE THE WORST!! I never thought that you two… Were those kind of people!!!
038 Majyu: Good bye. Aotsuki: I’m so sorry.. It was my fault entirely…I screwed things up with that last text message…. I totally got caught up in the moment and forgot to think!!
039 Manager: Aotsuki-kun…. It’s not like that…I know you tried your best. I’m the one at fault. I really have to thank you. It’s because I have so little self confidence…. But you know, although I got dumped… I feel a little…happy. Aotsuki: Manager…!!
040 Manager: ‘Cause I’ve got you now.
041 {WHAT?}
042 Manager: And I’ll never let go… Until death do us part. (Bottom text- The shop may have closed it’s doors, but Nakayama-Sensei is preparing himself for his next manga….Look forward to it!!)