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169) [DISASSEMBLY]
170) 1: Sensei, what's this Barara place we're going to supposed to be like? 2: It's supposed to be the most disconnected place in Japan. 3: What's disconnected? 4: I dunno. 5: Uwaah! What the hell?! This is horrible!! sign: STUPID DIE COCK LICK MY ASS SUCK MY COCK 6: A letter? 7: Your life will end at the next town you visit. If you want to keep on living, then go out of business, moron! 8: What is this? 9: Probably just some joke.
171) 1: Ready? 2: A little longer! 3: Okay, I'm ready! 4: gori 5: Ah sfx: crickets chirping 6: Heeeey, look!! I found something awesome!! 7: It's real! A real one!!
172) 1: I found this! 2: And I found this! 3: Here's what I found. 4: Hmmm, it looks like the right leg's still missing. 5: Idiot! That's the left one!! 6: Hey, look what I found over there. 7: Oh! Now we have all the parts!! 8: You idiots! That won't fit!! 9: Eh...but... 10: You're always off the mark!! 11: You know what, you can't hang out with us anymore. 12: Eh?! Wait!! 13: I'll go search!! 14: I'll go find the left leg!!
173) 1: Uuuu... 2: It isn't here... 3: And there you have it. 4(2b): Have what...?! Are you asking me to find the missing piece of a corpse?! 5: Don't you think we should go to the police first?! 6: I doubt they'll take this seriously. 7: In this town, 8: dismembered corpses aren't a rare occurrence.
174) 1: Barara -- the town with the most advanced disassembly technology in Japan. From Building disassembly automotive disassembly large object disassembly specialists to cow, pig, and fish disassemblers...there are even specialists disassemble DNA, atom nuclei, neutrons, among many other things. 2(cow, from top left): Chuck Short Loin Rib Loin Sirloin Round Outer Thigh Shank Flank Brisket 3(pig, from left) Short Loin Loin Fillet Outer Thigh Thigh Stomach Brisket 4: There are also many families with problems, resulting in the highest divorce rate in Japan. 5: And so, they also have the highest dismembered corpse murder rate in Japan. 6(2b): Please look at this girl's leg...she was about to cut it off and take it to them instead!!
175) 1: If you cannot help us, then I will let her take my own! 2: Waaaah! Okay, okay, I got it! I'll help! sfx: crickets chirping 3: Don't you think the real problem is that she has to do something like that to make the other kids play with her? 4: This is a town where the heart is easily cut up, so she probably needs something like that to get with the 'in' crowd. 5: You stink, so don't get close to me. 6: How rude! 7: Because it's so hot, your decaying is speeding up. 8: And what about you?! Wearing such a gaudy trinket is quite unbecoming of a girl your age! 9: What's that?!
176) 1: You just don't want me to steal Kuroda-kun away from you, that's why you're saying such things...but it won't work! 2: T-that's not it! 3: Will you two shut up already?! 4: Hm? 5: Waaaah! 6: Wah! Wah! Wah! 7: Ahhh, you did it, sensei! 8: Hey, guys! I found it! 9: Now I don't have to be kicked out of the group, right?! 10: Geez, you sure took long enough! 11: We've already started a new corpse gathering over here!!
177) 1: This time we need the head!! 2: Why don't we just go kill someone and take their head? 3: Don't be ridiculous! 4: Ahh!! 5: I fouuuuund it! 6: Oh, what? It's just a mannequin. 7: .....hm? 8: Huh? You only found an eye? 9: They must have cut this one up in real detail! 10: I also found something, though. 11: Me too!
178) 1: Ahhh, so close! All we need is the head now and we're done! 2: I wonder if they'll be satisfied with just this. 3: We disassemble anythiiiing! 4: Waaah! It's Ogin the Disassembler! 5: Ogin the Disassembler?! 6: Oink? 7: headband: Disassembly 8: Ohhhhhh 9: Wow!! 10: Hey bro, here sightseeing? Why don't you try disassembling something? 11: Ehh?! No thanks...
179) 1: Now, now, that's no fun! 2: My cell phone! 3: Wooow. 4: N-now what am I supposed to do?! 5: This town doesn't just disassemble things, but also sells parts. 6: Mommy, I'm hungry! 7: 100 pig stomachs please! 8: So hot... sign: Watch Parts 9: We sell watches by the cog. 10: And books by the page. sign: Poppoya by Asada Jirou 1 page 5 yen 11: How are you supposed to read this?! sign: "Poppoya" Parts Sale Selling by letter One Letter 1 yen 10 Letters 5 yen 12: Juice disassembler! signs: High Fructose Corn Syrup Caramel Coloring Sour Ingredient Artificial Flavoring Caffeine
180) 1: What in the... sign: Hydrogen 2x200 yen sign: Oxygen 100 yen 2: Disassembled water?! sign: Drinkable Water Part Sale 3: Senseiii! All my change came out in 1 yen increments! 4: Huh? Kuroda-kun, there's something stuck to your back. 5: Ehh?! 6: Ahhh, when did this happen?! 7: This is...!! (each word cut up): If you keep ignoring my warning something terrible will surely happen to you 8: Dammit, who did this?! 9: We managed to find the head, Tamanoi-san.
181) 1: Ta...Tamanoi-san!? 2: C-call the police!! 3: But it won't work if it's a dismembering crime like this, will it? 4: Ahh, the phone!! 5: Hm? 6: Oh yeah... 7: What's up? 8: The earrings... 9: golden front tooth... 10: Don't they look a little familiar to you?
182) 1: This is the head of our client Tamanoi! 2: But who would do something like this... 3: Sensei, there are some scraps of paper here!! 4: Let's line them up. 5: Uuuu! 6(each word is one): The time for revenge has come! These are your last moments Kuroda!! 7: W-what is this?! 8: I-impossible!! 9: Who could...be after me?! 10: This place is dangerous! Let's go! 11: Another person's...?!
183) 1(2b): We found all of Tamanoi's body besides the head...so whose could this be? 2: Uwaaaaaaaah! 3: Sayo-chan!! 4: I'm not sure if I should be sad or not...
184) 1: Ahhh, dammit! 2: When did this happen?! 3: Hey, what are you doing? Let's hurry up and get out of here! 4: Hm? 5: Ahh! 6: Wearing such a gaudy trinket is quite unbecoming of a girl your age! 7: What's that?! 8: No way! 9: T-this hand is....!! 10: Next is your turn, Kuroda!! 11: Who are you?!
185) 1: You!! The stalker who killed Sayo-chan!! 2: Weren't you arrested?! 3: Didn't you watch the news? 4: After that, I took a sanity test and was declared to have no criminal responsibility for the crime! 5: After I was transferred to the mental hospital, I escaped and finally caught up with you! 6: So you're also the one who disassembled Sayo-chan! 7: Nooo...you see, I'm of the belief that you should always go to specialists for the best results! 8: Meet Abe-kun, a friend I met on an internet paranoia site! 9: He's not only an outstanding disassembler in this town, but also an outstanding psychopath! He does good work, wouldn't you agree? 10: Greetings.
186) 1: You bastaaards! 2: Woah there! Don't think you'll be able to kill us that easily! 3: Uuuu! 4: Ahh! 5: My shoe's been disassembled!! 6: All of the money in my wallet's been turned into change!! 7: And all in 1 yen increments! 8: My fat's been disassembled, I have succeeded in my diet!! 9: We disassemble anythiiiing! 10: Huh? Aren't you the guy I met at lunch, bro?
187) 1: Mu...you're! The most famous evil disassembler in town!! You got out of the crazy house already?! 2: Ahh! 3: Hahaha! You think your disassembly skill can possibly match mine?! 4: Now it's your turn to go to pieces!! 5: Kyaaaah!
188) 1: Ahhh, what have I done?! 2: !? What's wrong? 3: Mama! I want some milk! 4: Gahhh! I'm gonna kill you!! 5: Oh my, how ghastly of me. 6: Please cook the rice nice and soft! 7: Agggh!! His personality's been disassembled!! 8: You're 100 years too early to beat me! 9: Ggggh... 10: Dammiiiiit! Remember this!! 11: Ahhh, wait!! 12: Well, that was fun. 13: Ahhh!! So you weren't disassembled after all!! 14: Yeah, I thought I'd try and surprise you, sensei.
To Be Continued in Paranoia Street 2https://mangahelpers.com/t/molokidan/releases/26743[English] [Translation] Paranoia Street 8 by molokidan2010-12-21T05:26:32+00:00molokidanadmin@mangahelpers.com*Only for use by Kotonoha.
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149) [INVERSION]
150) 1: Our last job really went absolutely horribly. 2: I mean, I was about to begin a new life of marriage with a corpse! sign: Today's Recommendation: Grilled Fish Special 3: Uwahhh! Don't say that! Poor Sayo-chan! 4: ...y'know what? 5: Here you go, sir! 6: Eh? I didn't order that. 7: It's from that customer.
151) 1: Howdyyy, Kuroda-kuuuun! 2: Waaaaaaaaaaah! 3: You disappeared aaaall of a suuuudden, I wonder what haaaappened to youuu! 4: Like I told you, you're already dead!! 5: Waaaait! 6: Don't follow me! 7: Wahh
152) 1: Watch where you're going!! 2: Sorry, I was in a bit of a hurry... 3: Please help me!! I'm being chased!! 4: Huh? 5: Junko!! 6: Looks like she's sick, Kuroda-kun. She has a fever. 7: Restaurant Yayoi 8: Excuse me...sorry for all this. 9: That's alright, there are no customers here anyway.
153) 1: Umm...do you happen to have a rope around here? 2: Eh? 3: Kyaaah, what are you doing?! 4: Phew...looks like she calmed down. 5: Ehhh?! 6: Sorry. She can't stand up straight for long periods of time. 7: Oh! You two are from Sakai! 8: Whaaat's that, Kuroda-kun? 9: The most reversed town in Japan. I've heard that all the citizens are upside-down. 10: How straaaange!
154) 1: The truth is, we just escaped that place. 2: I met her when I stopped at Sakai after getting lost on a motorcycle trip. 3: During my long stay there, we became close and eventually entrusted our futures to one another. 4: Her parents were violently against it... 5: And so we ran away. 6: Oh my... 7: So this is where you've been!! 8: Junko, let's go home! 9: Noooo!
155) 1: Stop this! Junko-san's clearly against it! 2: Outsiders should mind their own business!! 3: Kyaaaa!! 4: Junkoooooo! 5: I won't forgive them!! 6: Getting in the way of a man and woman's love is too much!! 7: Please, Kuroda-kun! Help those two!! 8: Ehhh?! 9: No...it's alright. I don't want to cause any more trouble to this to people I don't even know... 10: Stop saying such pathetic things!!
156) 1: Sensei, this won't earn us even a single yen, so let's move on. 2: Mmmm... 3: Be quiet, you!! 4: This isn't about money!! 5: We must help those in need!! It's a natural act for human beings! 6: How can a little girl like you even understand the love of a man and woman, anyway? 7: I don't want to hear that from a corpse. 8: Have you ever loved a man? 9: Has romance ever caused your breast to swell up? 10: So much that you couldn't sleep, 11: called him in the middle of the night... 12: Could it be that you've never even kissed anyone befooooore?! 13: Bitch! How about I turn back time and send you to Hell, huh?! 14: Now, now, let's calm down...
157) 1: If we keep quiet here, it'll just weigh down our consciences. Let's try to do something to help him. 2: Ehhhh! Senseiii?! 3: Yaaaay! That's my Kuroda-kuuuun!! 4: I've heard the rumors, but...this really is all amazingly reversed.
158) 1: Why reversed, though? 2: The people of this area have had vigorously rebellious spirits since long ago, and have continued central criticism. 3: They've always been good at looking at the world from an inverted perspective. 4: In the Edo Period, the man who created tile block that was criticized by the government, Sakaiya Taichiemon, was also from this area. 5: After that, they contributed to numerous political wars and student movements from the shadows. 6: Recently, they've been comparably quiet, but the harsh critic Sakai Susumu is also from this area, you know.
159) 1(upside-down): I already told you, there's no way you're laying a finger on my daughter! 2: Please! Allow me to meet with her once more! 3(upside-down): Unthinkable! Allowing her to get married with you -- a straight-standing human, no less! 4: Times have changed! Parents can't control who their children marry anymore! 5(upside-down): Who the hell are you?! 6(upside-down): Keiichi-chaaan!! 7(ud): Don't go out there! 8: Junko-san!! 9: Now, now, now, now... 10: Let's try and talk this over, friends...
160) 1: This place is really unsettling. 2(ud): Please, have some tea. 3: T-thanks. 4(ud): At any rate, we will not permit her to marry! 5(ud): Father! 6: Why not?! 7: I understand your exclusive nature, but you really shouldn't push your value system on others... 8(ud): That's not it!! We cannot allow our blood to mix with straight-standing people's!! 9: Eh?
161) 1(ud): The truth is, a similar thing happened 50 years ago. 2(ud): A child was born between a Sakai human and a straight-standing human. 3(ud): At that time, there were many people who were for mixing blood with other towns', and so the marriage was celebrated. 4(ud): However! The child soon learned to speak! 5(ud AND reversed with a few letters rightside up): ...papa! ...mama! 6(ud): !! Dear?! 7(ud): The mixed language between Sakai dialect and normal dialect that the child came to spoke was too difficult for normal people to understand, and so he was scorned. 8(ud): Go away! 9(ud AND reversed with a few letters rightside up): Mooommy! This huuurts! Stop, please!
162) 1(ud): The broken-hearted couple committed suicide together. 2(ud): Their child's life was saved, however. 3(ud): Afterwards, he escaped the hospital and disappeared. 4(ud): Then, a few years later... 5(ud): Women of the town were attacked one after another. 6(ud): And more children like that started to be born! 7(ud, reversed, with a few right): Good morning, sensei! 8(ud, reversed, with a few right): Tarou-chan, let's go play on the way home! 9(ud, reversed, with a few right): Oh crap! I forgot my homework! 10(ud, reversed, with a few right): Yuusaku, give me back the book I lent you!
163) 1(ud): Language was driven into chaos, and the town was ruined!! 2(ud): This tragedy can never happen again. Now do you understand? Leave, and never return here again!! 3: Buuuut! 4(2b): Kuroda-san...I've given up now. To be honest, I think this was fated to happen. 5: You fool!! 6: crack
164) 1: If you have love, you can overcome any tribulation! 2: Once you decide on a path, you should charge forward and follow it to the end!! 3: S-Sayoko-san!! 4: You're right! My eyes have opened!! 5: Don't agree with her! 6: Looks like you understand now...thank you. 7: What should we do, though? 8: UUuuuuuu 9: Ugugugugugugu 10: Bear it, Keiichi-san! Until the inversion takes over your body!! 11: Hey! Hey!! The blood's starting to run into my head!
165) 1: How...do I look...? 2: Bad. You're still talking like a straight-standing person. 3: It's just a matter of time! Don't give up! 4: Little girls should stay quiet!! 5: You're really cocky for a corpse, you know that?! 6: Gyah! Leave me alone! 7: Ahh, it came off. 8: Hahahaha! You look so weird! 9: How dare you?! 10: Kuroda-kun! Fire this creature at once! 11: That's a bit too sudden... 12: Decide now!! 13: Eh? 14: Me and her! Who do you choose?! 15: What are you talking about?!
166) 1(sideways to the left): People from different towns really shouldn't get married! 2: Eh? 3(sl): Sorry, but I listened in on your conversation. 4(sl): I'm from East Yokomuki... 5(sl): I gave up on marriage for the same reason. 6(sideways to the right): I'm from West Yokomuki. (*Sideways) 7(sl): We decided that this would be the last time we meet... 8: No, the power of love can overcome anything! 9: Exactly!! 10: You're... 11: We're citizens of Kyoumen. *Mirror Face) Talking like this leaves us no problems! 12: What do you mean? 13(reversed): This is how I really talk. 14: Uwahhh! That's hard to understand!!
167) 1: But, look! If I go like this... 2: Ahhh, it's reflected and becomes normal!! 3: But things'll be different if you have a child! 4: Now that I've married my boyfriend from Hanten, (*Inversion) I don't know what to expect... 5: Hmmm...yeah, I can't really imagine either. 6: We've had nothing but joy, though. 7: This is the child I had with my wife, who's from Mugon. (*Silence) 8(the dots mix with the word): Papa, mama, I have to go pee! 9: See! Now whatever he says looks extremely deep and meaningful!! 10: No! I'm * unhappy ** aga*in*st *i**! 11: Fuseji (*Asterisk) ** fat*her * normal * mother * with ** 12: My * speech * everyone *** perverted *** them!!
168) sfx: hahahahahahaha 1(2b): Since my mother's from Oowarai, (*Big Laugh) lol, it's like this (lol). 2: She has a very annoying (lol) way of speaking (lol) 3: My wife's from Onpu. (*Musical Note) 4: I get made fun of at school by everyone. 5: They bully me! 6: He should get married. 7: No, he shouldn't!! 8: This is really getting crazy. 9: People love, and therefore tragedy occurs. 10: Hm? 11: Ah, hello. I'm from Wakunashi (no box). 12: It's really mysterious, you know. Whenever I speak... 13: People always say I'm "explaining something" or having a monologue. 14: If I go like this, then look! It makes it seem like an ending of something! 15: And so, Kuroda decided to once again leave town without solving the problem at hand. 16: Ah, you're right!! https://mangahelpers.com/t/molokidan/releases/26742[English] [Translation] Paranoia Street 7 by molokidan2010-12-21T05:26:06+00:00molokidanadmin@mangahelpers.com*Only for use by Kotonoha.
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129) [Time]
130) 1: A well-known place for sightseeing, Taimu--a place which has become secretly popular as a rest spot for businessmen looking to escape the hustle and bustle of the city. 2: First, sightseers receive a special wristwatch. 3: This wristwatch moves numerous times slower than normal time. 4: Everyone in town wears one, and all match their daily lives to "Taimu Time." 5: Taimu Standard Time Clock Tower: Runs wirelessly in conjunction with all Taimu wristwatches and constantly corrects their inaccuracies. 6: Wow! The people, and even the cars are all moving slow. 7: I wonder if this works as stress relief.
131) 1: Two orders of Taimu Ramen, please. 2: Okaaaaaaaay. 3: What, even the cooking's slow too? But the noodles will get stale! 4(2b): Youu miight noot bee used to it at fiiirst, but youu will get uused to it eventualllly, Kuroda-saan. 5: Y-yeah, I guess. 6(4b): The truuuth iiis, the jooob I have for youuu is abouuut my fianceee.
132) 1: My fianceee has gotteeen a stalkerrr recentlyyy. 2(2b): There has been no violeeence, so the poliiice won't do anythiing. 3(2b): She looks like...no, it can't be... 4: So it is you, Sayo-chan! 5: Long time no see, Kuroda-kuuun! 6: To think this place was your hometown... 7: You did seem a little slow-paced to me, though! 8: Ufu-fuuu!
133) 1: We were the same year in school. I was in the Detective Club, and she was in the Crime Club. 2: On combined camping trips, the Detective Club solved the crime the Crime Club committed, if my memory doesn't fail me. 3: In the end, I was unable to express my feelings all the way up until the graduation ceremony... 4: to think we'd meet agaiin in this waaay! 5: Y-yeah, really! Hahahahaha! 6: Nn? 7: Ow 8: Sorrrrry! 9: Oh, wait a minute! 10: Here goes!
134) 1: Nn? 2: Thank youuuu! 3: What was that just now? 4: A towwwn supporterrrr! 5: He makes it sooo the ballll goes slooow. 6: T-that's really intense... 7: Stupiiid! Out of the waaaay! 8: Waaah 9: Uuuu, aaaaaah
135) 1: Ahhh, it's almooost tiime. 2: Uohhh! What's wrong?! 3: In order to make up for the gap between slow time and real time at noon, everyone works at an exponential speed at night. 4: That's ridiculous! 5: I'm home!! 6: garah 7: gara 8: patah 9: Aww, Kuroda-kun, you're so slow! 10: You can use that room, Kuroda-kun! Dinner's at 7! OK? 11: Eh? Ah, ok. Eh? 12: garah 13: Hold on, gotta go to the bathroom. 14: batan 15: OK, dinner time!
136) 1: Still not used to Taimu time, I began protecting my old schoolmate. 2: Please do your best, Kuroda-san! 3: OK! 4: But the stalker comes at night... 5: Hey, get on out here, you slut! 6: Kuroda-kun! That's him! 7: Alright! 8: Bastard! 9: Guh... 10: If only it was slow time, I'd be able to get him... 11: When youuu're here, Kuroda-kuuun, I feel saaafe! 12: By the waaay, Kuroda-kuuun, what did you mean to saaay back theeen? 13: Eh?! 14: O...oh. So you're moving... 15: Yes... 16: Guess it's gonna get lonely around here...
137) 1: Sayo-chan, um...um... 2: Eh? 4: Ah! Kuroda-kun?! 5(2b): The truth is, Kuroda-kun, Iii... 6: liked you, I thiiink... 7(2b): Eh?! S-Sayo-cha 8(2b): But it's tooo late nooow, huuuh? 9: Hahhahah! Yeah, you're right! 10: I'm home! 11: gara 12: batan 13: garah 14: Come on, why do you always have to be so slow, Kuroda-kun?! 15: Ahhh, it wilted! 16: Ahahaha! Were you a good boy, Pooch? 17: Dammit! Wait up!! 18: And so, no progress was made.
138) 1: That's when I had a direct talk with the Taimu mayor. 2: Thaaat's...unheaaaard offf... 3: Fiiine...I suppooose. 4: If it can saave one womaaan, thennnn... 5: Taimu Standard Time Clock Tower 6: Senseiii! Preparations complete! 7: Alright! When I give you the signal, hit it! 8: C'mon, c'mon, you slut! Get on out here! 9: Alright, now!! 10: Okie-dokie! 11: Pitah
139) 1: uu 2: pita 3: nn 4: pitah 5: pita 6: gu 7: Hahahaha! Just as I thought! 8: How's that! You can't move! 9: A fire?! 10: Oh no!! You stopped someone while they were making dinner!! 11: This is bad! Hurry up and turn it back on!
140) 1(2b): 10 injuuuuured peoplllle! You reaaaally cauuused us some probleeems! 2: I am very sorry. 3: Guess it was too good to be true... 4: What's up? 5: A drive-by. 6: Poor thiiing...and she was so youuung...
141) 1: Whaaat diiid weee emploooy you foooor?! 2(2b): You really struck out today! Shall we be off, then? 3: Hey! Sneak into the Clock Tower tonight! 4: Ehh?! 5: Wh-what are you gonna do?! 6: Turn back time!!
142) 1: Uuuii 2: Yoshi-san, did you wait long?! 3: I just got here!! 4-5: Nn 6: !?gnol tiaw uoy did ,nas-ihsoY 7: !!ereh tog tsuj I 8: iiuuU 9-10: chuu 11: Ha ha ha ha! It's going back! Time's going backwards!! 12: Now get on out here, you damn stalker!! 13(2b): ...gnuuuoy os saw ehs dna...gniiiht rooP .yb-evird A
143) 1: stuuuuurh tiiiiii 2: hhggguu 3: .eiD 4: .tuls ,taiW 5: Alright, stop it. 6: Roger! 7: Looks like not even a stalker can go against Taimu time! 8: Now watch this! 9: Alright, go forward. 10: Guh! 11: Ugahhh 12: Bring it back. 13: Now go forward. 14: Hiieeee
144) 1: Back. 2: Forward. 3: Back. 4: chuu 5: Forward. 6: Back. 7: Forward. 8: Back. 9: He's on his deathbed. 10: Father! 11: On his deathbed! 12: Father! 13: Back. 14-16: That's enough outta you! 17: Forward. 18: How's that? Learned your lesson, asshole?! 19: I'm turning you into the police now! 20: Bubuh 21: Sorry, Sayo-chan...because I was so cowardly... 22: Rest in peace. 23: Kuroda-kun, Kuroda-kun!
145) 1: Eh? 2: Thaaank youuuu for saaaving me from the stalkerrr! 3: I kneeew I could cooouunt on youu, Kuroda-kuun! 4: Er, um, wait! 5: Supporters! She's already dead! 6: You don't need to do any more! 7: Ah! 8: That's it! Since I caught the stalker before he killed her, history's changed!! 9: Kuroda-kuuuun! I'm gonna tell you everythiing now! 10(2b): I really doo stiil liike you! I'm going to cancelll my engagemeeent! 11: Eh?! 12: Ohhh, wow! What a nice couple!
146) 1: I loost to you, Kuroda-kuuun! I'll just quietlyyy step baaack here. 2: You don't need to step back!! 3: Congratulations, sensei! 4: Why are you happy too?! 5: Do you...hate me...now...? 6: Don't try to flirt!! 7: Kiss me. 8-9: "kuchizuke seyoto hayashitate~" 10: Stop singing Tentoumushi no Samba! (*Ladybug Samba) 11-12: Congratulations!
147) 1: Ahh...this is...my first time... 2: Er, no, um... 3(2b): Things just happened to turn out this way...but...you're really dead, you know. 4: In order words...you shouldn't exist anymore... 5: Ohhh, you don't have to be so shy <3 6: Listen to me, dammit! 7: Sorry to interrupt you during such a fun time, but please die now. 8: What?!
148) 1: Your child has become the leader of a resistance that happens 30 years from now! 2: And in order to stop that, I'm taking you out here and now. 3: Not if I can help it! 4: Nuuu! A resistance agent?! 5: The Time Patrol will not permit any chaos in history! 6: You think I'm gonna let you beat me at my own game?! 7: Let's see you try! 8: Die!https://mangahelpers.com/t/molokidan/releases/26741[English] [Translation] Paranoia Street 6 by molokidan2010-12-21T05:25:23+00:00molokidanadmin@mangahelpers.com*Only for use by Kotonoha.
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109) 1: All this sign has on it is the kanji for "prohibited," how are we supposed to know what it's prohibiting? 2: Hey, didn't you two see the prohibition mark?! 3: Eh?! Did we do something wrong? 4: That apple!! 5: Ehhh?! Don't tell me, eating while walking is prohibited?! 6: No, that isn't it!! 7: "Red" is prohibited, obviously!!
110) 1: You've gotta be kidding me!! 2: Look closely at my wares!! 3: Ah! The apples are black! 4(2b): Green strawberries...and blue tomatoes?! next bubble *: mailboxes are usually red. book: Black Riding Hood 5: Ahh! 6: There's no red!
111) [PROHIBITION]
112) 1: Newcomers like you are always surprised at first. 2: What do you mean? 3: Sssh! 4: Be quiet!! 5: This is a talking-prohibited zone. sign 1: TALKING 6: We're out now! 7: So what's prohibited changes depending on what area you're in? 8: Get down!! 9: You know about things like smoking-prohibited corners and cell phone-prohibited places, right? sign 2: STANDING 10: Who knows what the effect will be if something else's banned in a certain place! 11: Our town has taken up the responsibility to experiment and explore new possibilities regarding that. sign 3: MOVING FORWARD
113) 1: So in this town, you prohibit something and then sell the sample data? 2: I deed, Kuroda-sa 3: But it's ot exactly a easy thi g to do, you k ow. sign: N 4: Now then, about my request... 5: This is it. 6: The truth is, my house is in the "alcohol-prohibited" zone. 7: What will be prohibited in each area is actually decided by a lottery.
114) 1: Sector I-23, TV-prohibited! 2: Gehh! 3: Sector H-15, electricity-prohibited! 4: Ehh?! 5: Sitting-prohibited! 6: Uwaahhh! 7: Blinking-prohibited! 8: Farting-prohibited! 9: Hiieee! 10: And I am in love with alcohol!! 11: Additionally, please look at this. 12: W-what the hell just happened?! 13: That was a camera-attached laser beam. 14: That way it's impossible to drink in secret. 15: This is all because there's no main industry in this town. 16: Please, Kuroda-san! Drink alcohol in my place!! 17: Ehhh?!
115) 1: Since you're not a citizen of this town, it's alright! 2: Please, just drink alcohol like you've never drank before, in front of me! 3: So then I didn't actually have to walk backwards back there... 4: And so, I took on this bizarre job. 5: All I have to do is drink...an easier job there never was! 6: Seems like my client's pleased, too. 7: Ahhh! 8: What a fantastic scent! --I bet that tastes wonderful! 9: After hearing the news, more citizens from other areas came around. 10: Please, listen to my request too!! 11: I haven't taken a bath for 10 years!! 12: Haaaa... 13: That must feel so good...
116) sign 1: SITTING 2: More? 3: Why don't they have washing machines?! sign 2: LAUNDRY sign 3: LAUGHING small: Kato-chan's hilarious! Ahahaha Dowahahaha Hahahaha Heeheehee sign 4: ANGER small: You jackass! Bastard! Dumbshit! Variety TV puts too many fucking subtitles at the bottom of the screen!! sign 5: Crying small: Ohhhh aaaaahhh I'm so sad, Patriciaaaa Ahhhh, Riderman died in an explosion sign 6: RESENTMENT small: I must have my revenge! Ahhhh How dare you descrate my name sign 7: FEAR
117) 1(2b): Ummm...I dunno...about that... 2: Impossible, is it? 3: Don't worry, I'll take care of it. 4: Ehh? You?! 5: Phew...it's been such a long time since I've seen something like this! Sign: EXCRETION 6: Ohhhh!! 7: Nooo, wait a minute!! 8: I'm sorry, but that's just too muc... 9: Just leave it to me! 10: Y-you idiot!! 11: Alright, fine, I'll do it!! 12: How was it? sign 2: MASTURBATION 13: Don't ask. sign 3: CONTRACEPTION
118) 1: I think it's about time we moved on... 2: Ehh, but there are still some jobs left! 3: This is a great chance to make some real cash! 4: Do you have any idea what that means?! sign: CONTRACEPTION 5: Not only that, but it's not the sort of thing you can accomplish on your own! 6: But there are two of us. 7: It doesn't matter who your partner is. 8: Lookie here! 9: Ehh? 10: Come on now, hurry it up! 11: Er, but... 12: You don't need to worry about her! 13: Ohhh! 14: He did it! 15: Hiieee! 16: Wow, you sure showed us something swell alright!
119) 1: Come on, come on! How was it? 2: Gimme a break already... 3(2b): Um, sorry about that. Was it alright? 4: If I were you...I would leave this town as soon as possible. 5: Huh? 6: At this rate, you'll become nothing more than a stress relief tool for them! 7: Eh? Hmm...but this is my job, you know... 8: And besides, I can leave town whenever I want... 9: Keep on saying stuff like that and you'll become just like me!! 10: Ehh?! 11: It's been one year since I came here...on my honeymoon.
120) 1: It was just supposed to be a place to pass through. 2: The townspeople, however, called us out... 3: Could you help us with something? 4: Keisuke-san? 5: Sure, what's the big deal? Looks like it might be some fun. 6: I'm...so embarrassed! 7: It's for the sake of the town! sign 1: KISSING 8: Yaaaaaay! sign 2: FEVER 9: The requests continued to escalate. 10: NIGGER!! 11: CUNT!! 12: FUCK!! sign 3: BROADCAST-BANNED WORDS 14: Ohhhh! sign 4: DEFECATION 15: Please! 16: Keisuke-san! Let's go already! 17: This isn't funny anymore!! 18: Yeah, I guess you're right. Let's head out. 19: Guwahh!
121) 1: K-Keisuke-san!! 2: Guwaahhhhh 3: Ha ha ha! Your husband has already become a citizen of this town. 4: Look at this! His certificate of residence has already been changed to point here! 5: And take a look at this sing! SIGN: GOING HOME 6: They make it so you can't go home, and have to listen to their every request!! 7: Well, shall we be off, then? 8: We can't just leave her here like this, though. 9: Ehh?! 10: So that's where the town hall is. 11: D-don't get in over your heads with this!! 12: Keisuke-san was...!!
122) 1: Ha ha ha! Looks like you're a little too late for that, though! 2: We searched out your certificate, sensei, and had it changed! 3: Try to run and you'll be instantly attacked! 4: Now then, let's have that young lady over there help us with a few things. 5: W-what?! 6: We'll start right now. 7: Wah! What are you doing?! 8: Wahh! 9: Head to the hall! That's where our certificates should be!! 10: OK! 11: Did you already find his assistant's certificate?! 12: No, not yet!
123) 1: Wait! 2: Little girl! 3: Guwah 4: What?! 5: Uuu...dammit!! sign 1: RUNNING 6: Hey! Watch out, this zone's pretty complicated. 7: Be careful. 8: Alright. 9: She went that way! 10: OK, let's go around! sign 2: STANDING STRAIGHT 11: BAD GUYS 12: Guh! 13: We prohibited something like that?
124) small: Please donate for the foundation of love! You will be blessed! box: Love Foundation 1: Gyaah 2: There she is! 3: That way! sign 1: T 4: Be careful! 5: Very dangerous one here! 6: Guwaahh 7: Wha?! 8: Impossible! 9: Ah. sign he's holding: T sign up: O 10: That little bitch...how dare she-- 11: Ah. 12: Oh shit. 13: Where did she go?!
126) 1: Fufufu...now we've got you! 2: Huh?! sign 1: UGLY PEOPLE 3: W-what's wrong?! 4: Kuku... 5: Hah! What's wrong with you people?! 6: Don't you have any confidence in yourselves? sign 2: Hiding your age over 10 years' worth sign 3: Nodding in agreement to whatever Mino Monta says sign 4: laughing hard at Ueda Masashi's jokes sign 5: PINK HOUSE CLOTHING sign 6: Beautiful girls should wear cat ears!! sign 7: No, antennae!! sign 8: Saying "y'know" before whatever you want to say sign 9: Always saying sentences as if they're psuedo-questions sign 10: Always saying stuff like "Aren't I~"
127) 1: Here it is! 2: I wonder what this is prohibiting? 3: Here we go! 4: This is sensei's certificate! 5: Hold it right there!! 6: Sure took a while, but now I've finally got it...your certificate of residence! 7: Now all I need to do is stamp it, and you'll become another fine citizen of our town! 8: There's an assistant-prohibited zone in our town, you know! 9: I'd be careful of that if I were you! 10: We'll see about that! 11: Guh... 12: Uu... 13: Ahhhh!
128) 1: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH 2: NOOOOOOOOOOOO 3: I don't want to buuuuuurned! 4: Uheh! 5: Uheheheheheheheh 6: W-what the?! 7: Have you lost your mind?! 8: Ueheheheheheh 9: Give it baaaaack 10: Nooo, get away from me! 11: You crazy b00ch!! (*In Japan, circles are used to block out words instead of * marks) 12: Hn? 13: So it was a circle-prohibition after all. https://mangahelpers.com/t/molokidan/releases/26740[English] [Translation] Paranoia Street 5 by molokidan2010-12-21T05:24:59+00:00molokidanadmin@mangahelpers.com*Only for use by Kotonoha.
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89) [SHAME]
90) 1: Sensei, look, look! That sign says "Shame." How can someone sell THAT? 2: Who knows...I've heard about this before, though. 3: Huh? 4: Is it school trip season already? 5: Eww, what is this? Gross... Sign: SHAME Female Shame 1000 Male Shame 1000 Life Shame 1000 6: Well? How about one? 7: I'll give you a discount. 8: Come on in! 9: Thank you very much!
91) 1: Ohh, what 2: shameful things we've done!! 3: Ahhh, look at this short skirt I'm wearing! I must not possess even the slightest bit of abashment that any self-respecting polite young Japanese girl does! 4: And look at my makeup!! I look no different than a prostitute!! 5: Ahhh, I feel like my face is on fire! 6(2b): Wh-what?! What happened?! 7: Hello there, young lady. You sure have an embarrassing outfit on there...quite unbefitting of a young girl your age. 8: How about it? I'll sell you some "female shame" for a special price. 9: Uh, no thanks. 10: Not that it matters, but your jacket is on backwards. 11: Ehh?! 12: Ahhh! I didn't notice it at all!! 13: Wow, how embarrassing...
92) 1: That'll be 1000 yen, please. 2: Eh? For what? 3: You were REALLY embarrassed, weren't you? 4: Go on, don't mind us. Crawl right into this hole here. 5(2b): Huh? Aren't you gonna crawl in? 6: Who the hell would pay for something like that?! 7: He had his jacket on backwards?! 8: Wow, how embarrassing! 9(3b): He wore it the whooole time! Didn't even notice! Everyone else did, though! 10(3b): He was the only one who didn't know! Walking around like everything was A-OK! What an idiot! 11(2b): Uu...ggggghh... 12: Uwaaaah, I'm so ashaaaamed! 13: 1000 yen, please.
93) 1: ...you'd like us to help you escape this town...? 2: Yes. 3: Does it have to do with a debt? 4(2b): No, it's...well, I'm just so embarrassed I can no longer stay in this town. 5: Ahh, I see... 6: So that's why you're in that hole. 7: Yes. 8: To be honest, it was my wife who did the embarrassing thing, 9: but "a wife's shame is a husband's shame," eh? 10: Exactly.
94) 1: And also a family's shame. 2: From the looks of things, however, you're the only one who's still in his hole. 3: Would you mind opening up that door? 4: This one? 5: Uuu!
95) 1: Just staying in their holes wasn't enough. 2: Refusing to expose themselves to ridicule, just the other day... 3: At this rate, I too have no choice but to choose death!! 4: Then why don't you just... 5: And so you wish to escape from that pressure? 6: Yes. 7: I'm not originally from this town. 8(2b): It was only after coming to live here that I came to know the shame of my family...but I refuse to commit suicide!! 9: And yet the townspeople will not forgive me!! 10: How can you stand to stay alive after such a thing?! 11: You disgrace-monger! 12: You can't even bear to show your face to your ancestors now, can you?! 13: Please, sensei! If things continue like this, 14: I really will end up taking my own life!!
96) 1: Thank you all for all gathering here, I know you're quite busy. 2: The Kikutou Monthly Town Assembly will now begin. 3: First, let's begin with Kakita-san. 4: I sold the shame of having no formal education to some tourists. 5(2b): Lately, with school losing its authority, people are no longer embarrassed about only having went as far as middle or high school, they said! That's when I taught them about the glory of graduating from a university!! 6: Next. 7: I sold a woman the shame of being bedded by a man for the night. 8: Aside from men having good upbringings, 9: the reason why Japan is such a peaceful place in the world today is because men are still the central pillar in society!!
97) 1: I sold a young girl the shame of having premarital relations. 2: I sold the shame of reading manga. 3: I sold the shame of not being able to cook despite being a woman. 4: Good work, everyone. 5: These days, Japanese are truly forgetting what it means to be ashamed. 6: Amen, brother!! 7: It's time that we remind everyone just why our country is famous for having a "culture of shame!!" 8: However! Currently, in this town, there is a very shameless person within our midst!! 9: The heck you say! 10: Ehhhh?! 11: Hajima Rintarou, on the fifth block! 12(2b): Ahhh! The shameless man who took that shameless wife! 13: Hajima's wife, and the rest of his family, grieved over their shame and ended up killing themselves. 14: However! Only Rintarou continues to so disgracefully go on exposing himself to ridicule!!
98) 1: If we allow him to go on living like this, it will become the shame of Kikutou! 2: That's right!! 3: Let's teach him what true shame really is!! 4: Death to the bastard!! 5: Let's stick to the plan here. 6: Watch your surroundings carefully. 7: Rintarou-san! 8: Are you ready? 9: W-what the hell is this?! 10: Preparations complete. 11: Preparations for what?! Get out here this instant! 12: Please, stop! I'm too embarrassed!
99) 1: You're really turning out to be a pain in the ass, you know that?! 2(2b): I'll pay you whatever you require! ...ahh, I can't believe I'm speaking so openly about money like this!! How embarrassing! 3: That's Hajima Rintarou in there, isn't it?! 4: Trying to cut out of town, eh?! What a shameless man you are!! 5: You should have learned from your family!! 6: Open your eyes to your humiliation! 7: Ahhh, I'm so embarrassed! 8: So embarrassed! 9: Embarrassed, embarrassed! 10: Embarraaaaaaased! 11: Embarrass 12: Embarrass 13(2b): Ahhh! Bear it, Rintarou-san!! 14: We won't allow any shame in this town! 15: Ahhh! 16: Hey! Take Rintarou-san and get out of here!
100) 1: We'll meet back up at the designated location!! 2: Wait! You shameless animal! 3: Aren't you ashamed of that loud voice of yours?! 4: Hm? We decided on a designated location? 5: Oh well...promises are promises, I guess. 6: Not that it matters...but I forget if I actually have a driver's license or not. 7: ...whatever. 8: Almost out of town! 9: Here we are! 10(2b): ...huh? Ohhh, you killed yourself, huh? 11: Ah well...at least you paid beforehand. 12: It'll go to waste otherwise, so I guess I'll just take the rest of the money you have on you.
101) 1: Senseiii! Our job's finished! 2: Senseiii! 3: Where are youuuu?! 4: Oh, over here? signs: The Designated Location 5: Sensei? 6: Ahhh...what a shameful job I've had up until now. 7: Violating others' privacy, spying...just how many people's deaths have I had a hand in so far? 8: Ahhh, I can't show my face to society anymore!! 9: Wait, don't tell me...you got shame sold to you, sensei? Awww, man...
102) 1: C'mon, hurry it up! Let's gooo! 2: Uwaaaaah! Stop it! 3: I can't look you straight in the face! 4: You gonna stay in there forever? 5: Just leave me alone! 6: I'm going to stay here and reflect on my actions until I die! 7: Hello! 8: Welcome. 9: What kind of shame would you like? 10: Family shame? Race shame? Appearance shame? 11: Not that, I want to sell back a shame. 12(2b): What?! Throw away your shame?! What a shameless idea!
103) 1: Ahh, you!! You're the one who helped Hajima Rintarou escape! 2: How dare you come strolling back into town like this! What a shameless woman you are! 3: Yeah, yeah, whatever! Just hurry up and take it back! 4: Uwaaah, stop! I'm too ashamed to show my face to people! 5: What the? Your face looks normal. 6: Uwaaaah! I feel like I'm on fiiiire! 7: Ugyaaaaaaahhh! 8: Wow, it really is on fire. 9: Youuuuu! 10: A majority of the people in this town put creme on their skin that ignites when their body temperature rises!! 11: In order to regulate their own shameful actions!
104) 1: Time for you to burn too, then! 2: Noooo, stoooop!! 3: ...ahhh, what an embarrassingly loud voice. 4: Normal salesmen can't possibly do returns...if it was the mayor we were talking about, though... 5: Where's he? 6: H-hold on a minute! 7: #3 on the second block...but there's nothing here! 8: Waaah! What the christ?! 9: He dug a hole around his entire house, the retard!
105) 1: Ahhh! 2: Now we've got you! The shopowner already called us!! 3: Time for us to give you a thorough education on shame!! 4(2b): Ahh! Waaaaah! What are you doing to me?! 5(3b): Hahaha, how's that?! And take this! Kukuku...embarrassed? Are you embarrassed now? 6: Are you sure this is alright, mayor? This much shame might end up leading to mental deterioration. 7: That matters not! 8: That's what people get for shaming Kikutou! 9: Let's kill her with shame, shall we?! 10: Understood! 11(3b): Kyaaaaa! Noooooo! Stooooop!
106) 1: Gyaaaaah! 2: Gueehhhhhh! 3: I-Impossible! We did things that shameful to you, and you didn't even flinch?! 4: Heh. You call that shame? 5: Now get on out here already. 6: Guwah! 7: Hiieee!
107) 1: Hahaha! You fool! That's the fake Mayor! 2: Hahahaha! Over here, over here! 3: Over here, over here! 4: Stuuuuupid! 5: Hahahahahaha! 6: Only one left now! 7: Uuu! Dammit! 8: Huh? This hole's really deep... 9: Hahaha! Unfortunately for you, there's no way you'll be able to reach me! 10: Fine by me. Just watch from down in there, then. 11: While I show you something REAAAALLLY shameful.
108) 1: Guwaaaah! 2(2b): 3...2...1! Hah! 3: All better? 4: I should be. 5: Here, sensei. 6: Uwaaah! What is this, all of a sudden?! 7: Yep, you're all better! 8: What do I have to do to get you to forgive me?! Die?! 9: Yeah, that should do, I forgive you. 10: Phew...I have to admit, though, even I got a little embarrassed back there. 11: What?! You mean that emotion actually exists for you?! https://mangahelpers.com/t/molokidan/releases/25895[English] [Translation] Paranoia Street 4 by molokidan2010-11-09T22:07:56+00:00molokidanadmin@mangahelpers.comPARANOIA STREET #4
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69) 1: DISEASE
70) 1: Judging from the pattern so far, this town's probably the best in Japan at something. 2: Not that I know anything about this place... 3: That's a sign for some sort of medical-related store, right? 4: Oh, so it is a pharmacy. 5: Welcome! 6: What disease are you searching for? 7: Ehh?!
71) 1: Over here is our most popular product. One hour after administering, you'll get a fever and feel nauseous! 2: We also have sore throat, dizziness, coughs, sputum, runny nose, and loss-of-voice. 3: Why would you purposefully give yourself a disease?! 4: Eh?! Oh, come on! 5: Getting sick is the best way to let you skip out on work, school, or chores! 6: You've wanted to do that before, right? 7: Uu 8: Whoops! 9: Sorry, it's time for my medicine. 10: Ah! How about a headache, pal? 11: Welcome, welcome! 12(2b): We have all types of skin diseases! One shot and you can get atopic dermatitis! Herpes, candidal vaginitis, trichomonas, we've got it all! 13: Stomach cancer, lung cancer, liver cancer, brain tumors, all with deathbed symptoms!
72) 1: How about it? Put this sucker in you, and there's no way you'll ever survive! For sure! 2: It's the highest-quality incurable disease around! 3: Huh?! 4: Everyone will feel sorry for you! It's the best weapon to use when hitting on women!! 5: I don't want sympathy that bad! 6: As a secret bonus, we can give you an infection while hospitalized. 7: No thanks! 8: Ah, out shopping, ma'am! 9: Just going to the station. 10: Thanks for coming all the way out here, sensei. 11: No, it was nothing. 12: ...you called me about finding a pet, was it...?
73) 1: Yes. 2: I want you to find my monkey. 3: Monkey?! 4: Yes, he's an import. 5: This is him. 6: Never seen one like this before... 7: He's a new species of monkey. 8: To be honest... 9: I've confirmed that he was stolen! 10: I've figured out who stole him, too. 11: Ehh?! 12: Wouldn't this be the responsibility of the police, then?! 13: Well, he was smuggled in, so... 14: He didn't undergo a medical inspection either. 15: Th-that's... 16: That's to be expected here, though.
74) 1: We of Kanda are the top producer of disease in all of Japan. 2: We important plants and animals from overseas, go overseas ourselves bringing in and taking back disease, and earnestly work hard to discover new strains. 3: I brought that monkey with the hopes of making him a new product. 4: However--my rival shopowners are also working as hard as me. 5: In the shadows, the war over new sources and bacteria is only getting more and more heated. 6: It's obvious who stole my monkey! 7: We're acting kind of like burglars, aren't we? 8: Shut up! This is just an investigation!
75) 1: This place is damn secure... 2: Guess that goes to show just how heated this thieving war is. 3: With my know-how, though... 4: I need to tread lightly. 5: Here? sfx: gyaaaaaaah 6: Wah! Be quiet, you idiot!! 7: You thief!! 8: I shut this place up so tightly, how did you...
76) 1: I won't let you lay a finger on my merchandise! 2: Ummm...sure is funny to hear you calling someone a "thief." 3: You're the real criminal here! 4: What's that?! 5: I, sir! Have come here searching for my client's pet, which has mysteriously disappeared! 6: Now, what's your excuse for his monkey being in here? 7(2b): You're out of your mind!! You think the guards in my house just shut the doors tight and went home?! Get him! 8: Resistance is futile!
77) 1: Shall I turn off their pacemakers? 2: Wah! Stop! 3: We'll just be continuing with our job here, if you don't mind... 4: Ugaaah! Stoooop! 5: Youuuuuu...waaaaaait! 6: He's really persistent. 7: Uwaaah! 8: Haha! Did he get stuck in a gap or something? 9(2b): Ahh! Stop! 10: Dammit! 11: Hey... 12: Are you alright?
78) 1: What is it? 2: Sensei, look! Look! 3: Ahh, what happened?! 4: If we had come one step later, he would have been killed! 5: What?! Who did this? 6: From the beginning, he was only after my body... 7: That monkey was just an excuse he made to lure me out... 8(2b): I...won't survive with a wound like this...on the other hand, it won't do to try and take you down with me. 9: However! I absolutely refuse to hand this over to him! 10: Doctor, please! 11: Understood. 12: Eh?
79) 1: Uuu... 2: What happened? 3: Guh! 4: Ahhh, don't move! Your wound will open. 5: Eh? 6(3b): Wha...whawhawhawhawhawha WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?! 7: You had surgery. 8(2b): What?! Did you just stand by and silently watch?! 9: But it's a rare thing to get to see.
80) 1: Within the body of our employer lies an extremely rare tumor. 2: It was so rare, in fact, that he took deep care to raise it within. 3: New strains of disease will bring money if they are sold to places like research groups and universities, for example. 4: Whoever buys it will gain fame by presenting it in their next research report. 5: However, from the minute the other businessmen in the town found out about this, they did nothing but watch vigilantly for an opportunity to prey on him!! 6: If our employer dies, the tumor will also disappear. 7: Therefore, we decided to temporarily transfer it to your healthy body. 8: You mean... 9: Inside my stomach is... 10: Waaaah! 11: Get it out! This isn't funny! 12: Don't move around so much!
81) 1: Please! Inherit his will and continue to raise the tumor!! 2: We beg you!! 3: Like hell I will!! 4: All the doctors in this town are out of their gourds! We'll have to go to the next town over and get it removed. 5: Waah! I get to watch another surgery?! 6: ...you know something... 7: Hn? 8: Waaaaah! 9: Senseiiiii! 10: Hiieeeee!
82) 1: I heard everything! 2: Y-you!! 3: This is all your fault!! 4: I'm sorry for tricking you, but I'll take what's in your stomach now! 5: What?! 6: Oh! That would be a lifesaver! 7: Hurry up and get it out! 8: You'll hand it over to me just like that? 9: Alright then, let's begin the surgery! 10: You won't get away with that!! 11: That tumor is MINE!! 12: Whaaat?! 13: Who cares, just hurry and take it out!
83) (from right to left, top to bottom) 1: Uguhh! Cyanosis?! 2: What?! The tumor?! 3: Move it! 4: Give me the tumor! 5: Where'd he go?! 6: We're in the middle of an operation here! 7: Blood pressure rising! 8: Don't get in our way! 9: Let's go! 10: I won't lose to you! 11: Die! 12: Guwahhh! 13: Oh no! It's time to take his temperature! 14: Give me a break already! 15: Uwaaah! Intestines split again! 16: Over my dead body! I'm taking the tumor once and for all, here and now!! 17: Stop iiiiit!
84) 1: Don't you dare put a scratch on my valuable sample, you misers!! 2: Guwahhh! 3: As a doctor, I just can't stand people making money off diseases! 4: We'll protect you!! 5: It's fine, you don't have to!! 6: Wh-what?! What is this?! 7: S-sorry... 8: This thing is hard to control... 9: You aren't sick?! 10(2b): I'm being chased! Please, help me!! 11: Eh?!
85) 1: OK, OK, OK, OK! I'm coming! 2: A man in black sunglasses? ...oh, he crashed into my house and then ran that way. 3: Dammit! What a fast runner! 4: I'm getting him fist! 5: No, me! 6: None of you will get my sample! 7: Thanks, you saved my life! 8: It's fine. 9: This is the first time I've met someone in this town who wasn't laying on a bed. 10: I've been healthy ever since I was a kid! 11(2b): I always thought it was wrong for this town to pride themselves on disease! They should be more thankful for their health!
86) 1: Oh...so they're all after that new tumor... 2: You've really been through a lot. 3: There's got to be some way to get out of this town... 4: Wait a moment. 5: Here we go.
87) 1: Wh-what the?! 2: Don't worry, I'll numb you up. 3(3b): Okie-dokie, it should be somewhere around here...5...6...7...here we go! 4: Gugihh! 5: D-do you run a disease shop too?! 6(2b): No, I'm just a public servant. My goal is the same, though. 7: I've never had a proper disease ever since I was born. 8: It's become a real complex for me. 9: I tried buying different diseases and taking them, but nothing worked. 10: This new tumor has big possibilities, though! 11: Wait a minute! Have you ever performed surgery before?! 12(2b): Of course not! That's why I'm looking at the book while I do it.
88) 1: Hmmm...I wonder which one's the tumor here? 2: This is your stomach...oh wait, no, that's your liver. 3: Ohhh, and this is a vein! 4: You idiot! Stop it! 5: Please, just turn me over to the businessmen! 6: Uwaah! Look at all that blood!! 7: Hah... 8: This is the first time I've ever felt dizzy!! 9: Ahhh, now I can finally say farewell to my health!! 10: Err, that's not exactly a disease... 11: Huh? What, is she gonna stop already? 12: You've been watching the whole time?! Hurry up and save me, you asshole! https://mangahelpers.com/t/molokidan/releases/25416[English] [Translation] Paranoia Street 3 by molokidan2010-10-17T01:39:09+00:00molokidanadmin@mangahelpers.com*Only for use by Kotonoha.
PARANOIA STREET #3
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49) [ADHESIVES]
50) 1(2b): I see. So then, your request is... 2: Yes... 3: I want you to find out if my wife is cheating on me... 4: Oh...so you are married, then. 5: But how can you not figure it out yourself, then, if you're that close together? 6: That's right! We married each other out of pure love! 7: That is exactly why...! I completely understand how that woman thinks!! 8: I know exactly what she's doing when I'm sleeping and don't notice, and it puts me on tenterhooks!
51) 1: I know I agreed to do the job, but I still think this is kinda weird. 2: No matter how much they may have loved each other... 3: Sensei, you're too stubborn. 4(2b): It's common sense in this town! You need to look at the world with a wider point of view! 5: Coming from someone with no common sense like you, that's really infuriating! 6: Wait. She's on the phone! 7: Please! Just meet me once more!!
52) 1: No! That was a one-time thing! 2: But you were so gentle... 3(2b): Please! Just once more, that's all! I beg you! 4: Nnn... 5: Ahh, Setsuko-san. 6: Norio-san... 7: I missed you so much!! 8: Stop it, someone will notice us! 9: We're fine! 10: So people cheat like this too, huh...?
53) 1: I knew it!! 2: Dammit, she betrayed me!! 3: Well, as a result, yes. 4: Why?! I've loved her so much!! 5: Despite that...she does whatever she wants while I'm sleeping!! 6: Hey, hold on a minute! 7: Let me go! Your job here is finished!!
54) 1: This problem is just between us now!! 2: Ey! 3: Guahhh! 4: According to what we heard, her cheating was a one-time thing. The other party insisted on meeting with her again, though. 5: How about trying to forgive her? 6: It's no reason to ruin your strong bonds of love.
55) 1: Norito Village is the greatest adhesive producer in Japan. 2: This is so nostalgic...I used to build plastic models when I was a kid, you know. 3: Those are metal adhesives. 4: We also have paste, bond, Cemedine, glue, all-purpose and applicable to anything! 5: The souvenir-types last for a year! 6: Um...excuse me, but what are those things behind you...? 7: Our children.
56) 1: They're so cute that we don't want to let them go, so we put adhesive on them! 2: Now we can live our entire lives together, in private! 3: Did you notice anything weird about that store back there? 4: In order to prevent shoplifting, they glued all their products to the shelves. 5: Wah! 6: Sorry for surprising you! You're safe, though. 7: I glued his legs down. 8: That way they won't run away. You really can't go without adhesive when raising pets!
57) 1: Dammit...I can't get it out of my head. 2: Hey, what are you turning around for?! 3: No matter how I think about it, I'm sure that guy is planning to kill his wife! 4: And I absolutely cannot accept that! 5: But we already got the money, so who cares? 6: Shut up! Zip it! 7: Excuse me! 8: It's Kuroda!
58) 1: Y...you saw me, didn't you?! 2: No! 3: I saw nothing! 4: W-wait!! 5: Don't worry! 6: Norito Village Specially-Made Instant Human Bonding Adhesive!
59) 1(2b): It happened on an impulse!! When my sleeping pills wore off, my husband's knife... 2: lost control of itself! 3: Alright, alright! Just do something about this first. 4: Without this serum, you'll never be able to remove it! 5: Please! Don't just leave me here like this!! 6(2b): Ahhh! What a relief! 7: Ehh?!
60) 1: Didn't you want to be stuck together...? 2: Well, yes. 3: But it's been three years now! 4: Everything has its limits! 5: All the people in this town are worrywarts. 6: Will my lover cheat on me? Will my pets run away? Will someone steal my things...? 7: So they're always using adhesives to feel at ease. 8: Now we're friends forever <3 9: Yeah... 10: To protect my daughter's chastity... 11: No one will be able to take it now! 12: Pornographic books sealed!
61) 1: But that wasn't enough to get rid of the uneasiness, I take it? 2: We were sleeping and working in shifts. 3(small): Welcome! 4: Thanks to that, he gradually started suspecting me even more, which led to a detective being called. 5: Uuu! 6: So you knew? 7: I listened in while pretending to sleep. Sorry. 8: Everyone's so abnormal, though. 9: Gouda-san, you... 10: It's my dead wife! 11: But I don't intend to leave her for the rest of my life! 12: She'd want it that way.
62) 1: As corporal punishment, people are continually glued to the ground. 2: Recently, adhesive drive-bys have even started happening. 3: Well, forget that for now... 4: About your case, I think you'll be able to get by with pleading self-defense. 5: Really?! 6: Yeah, since I'll be your witness. 7: Wahhh, thank you! 8: OK, OK, great, can you just remove this now?
63) sign: Norito Courthouse 1: And so, you saw the victim attempt to kill the defendant? 2: Yes, 3: with these two eyes. 4: I think his jealousy toward his wife was a bit excessive., 5: We acknowledge that you acted out of self-defense. The defendant is declared innocent. 6: Thank you! If it weren't for you, I... 7: I know, I know, just please take this off, would you? 8: I told you not to turn around, didn't I?!
64) 1: Ahhhhh! 2: I didn't think it'd go THIS well! 3: I was really surprised that that detective came waltzing back here, just like that. 4: It worked out well for us in the end, though. 5: Yeah, I guess. 6: Push your husband to calling a detective on you, and then get angry at him instead. 7: Then he gets even angrier at YOU, 8: and then bam...self-defense. 9: Good thinking on that one. 10: You're the one who told me to kill him! 11: Yeah, cuz you get inheritance, too.
65) 1: Now we can glue ourselves together! 2: Wait! Wait, before that... 3: You have to do something about this one now. 4(2b): I did come up with something in regard to her, actually. There's this religion called "The Quintessence of Happiness." 5: Oh yeah, they've been pretty popular recently. 6: Within their training there's this one part called "Disconnecting the Five Senses." 7: It's some wild test where they attach people's eyes, noses, and mouths together. 8: I get it! So if someone does it too much they'll die of suffocation! 9: Your wife was originally interested in stuff like that, wasn't she? That group has a lot of persuasive power, to boot. 10: You really are a master of serpentine wisdom! 11: Hey, that's my line!
66) 1: We can take care of that later, though. 2: It's been so long since I was able to do my makeup in peace. 3: Ohh, you're so impatient, you know that... 4(2b): Mmff?! Mmmmmffffff!! 5: Ogoh! 6: Lipstick-Shaped Adhesive?!
67) 1: T-the serum! 2: That's not it!
68) 1: I-I caught a cold...so I can't breathe...through my...nose... poster: DANGEROUS WOMAN 2(2b): You're really petty, sensei. If revenge is all you want, I can just take care of that for you. 3: Shut up!https://mangahelpers.com/t/molokidan/releases/23683[English] [Translation] Paranoia Street 2 by molokidan2010-07-26T11:57:53+00:00molokidanadmin@mangahelpers.comPARANOIA STREET #2
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29) [PIPES]
30) 1: The town of Kudari -- this village of scenic beauty is the proud leader of "pipe" manufacturing in Japan. 2: The products they manufacture are truly variegated. 3: Sewer Pipe 4: Gas Pipe 5: Water Pipe 6: Rubber pipe 7: Metal smoking pipe 8: Toilet Paper Roller 9: Chikuwa (Fish Paste Tube) 10: Macaroni 11: Straw 12: Artificial Vein 13: Pipe-related shops line the streets in the business district. 14(sign): Hosery
31) 1: For the biggest pipe manufacturer in Japan, this place seems pretty dead. 2: I haven't seen a single person walking around. 3: Excuse me, could I bother you for some directions? 4: Ummm...excuse me? 5: Is anyone here? 6: How careless, leaving their store wide open like this... 7: A hushtomer? 8: Ah? Do you work here? 9: Please do not jusht tahe our produhtsh! 10: Just shlide the hash in this pipe! 11: I han't really move right now!
32) 1(2b): No, you see, I'd like to get some directions. I'm looking for Tsutsuwada-san, from the earthen pipe factory... 2: Tshutshuwada!? 3: Tshutshuwada, you mean that old hoot!! 4: Ahhh, I know him! 5: And that damn daughter of hish! 6: Ahhhh, sho irritating!! 7: What bushinessh do you have with Tshutshuwada? 8: You aren't one of his friendsh, are you?! 9: Eh?! No, you see, he requested I take care of a job for him... 10: Well I got nothing to tell you, then! sign: PIPES (We got everything!) 11: Now shram!! 12: Why are rural towns like this always so exclusive?
33) 1: Hm? Wow, there's actually someone outside for once. sfx: ban!! 2: Ahhhh, you bith! You really did it thish time!! 3: Wait! 4: Don't let her get away!
34) 1: Waaaaaaaiiit! 2: Hey, hall the polishe already!! 3: Wheah did Tshutshuwada's daughter go? 4: Over there!
35) 1: Excuse me, did you say Tsutsuwada just now? 2: Who ah you? 3: That gihl jush now hash been going ahaound cutting up the pipesh in town! 4: And now she's stahted tahgeting people'sh homesh! 5: Tsutsuwada's daughter... 6: That girl right now must have been our client. 7: Eh? You're not gonna do the job? 8: Hell no! There's no way I'm fighting against the police again! 9: Besides, police with pipes hanging out of their mouths like that can't possibly be normal anyway!
36) 1: Uwaaaah, what is this? 2: Pipes are all tangled up in the car! 3: What are these pipes for, anyway? 4: How should I know?! 5: Dammit, they're too twisted up to pull apart! 6: Why don't we just cut them then? 7: Wait, you idiot, stop! What are you gonna do if that turns out to be an electric cable?!
37) 1: Blood!? 2: Hey! What ah you two doing?! 3: Hn? You ashked about Tshutshuwada's daughter just now, didn't you? 4: You'ah with her, ahn't you?! 5: You'ah conspaihing togethah to desthoy the town! 6: Eh?! No, I'm simply here on a job... 7: Shuddap! You'ah undah 8: W-wait! 9: This way! 10: Dammit, ah pipes ah at theah limits!
38) 1: Argh...why do these things always turn into life-or-death situations? 2: Eh? Weren't you the one who always dreamed of the hard-boiled life? 3: Stupid! Hard-boiled detectives don't sneak around like this! 4: Hey look, a ladder! 5(2b): Hm? What the? 6: Ah! 7: Ah! 8: Are you the detective?! 9: So you're the Tsutsuwada that called me. And you tried to get me to help you out with your crime, huh?! 10: What? Crime?! 11: I just wanted you to help me save the town!
39) 1: Sensei, I'm hungryyy... 2: Idiot! That comes later! 3: Ahh, wait a minute. 4: You can eat that. 5: Ah, you're right! It tastes good! 6: What the hell is that? 7: A liquid food transport pipe. 8: It's sent directly to homes from the factory. 9: FACTORY 10: These days, everyone sticks the pipes directly into their stomachs, though. 11: So those pipes the policemen were dragging were... 12: Wonder what this one is? 13: Ahh, no!! 14: Ugehhh! It stiiinks! 15: That's a defecation pipe.
40) 1: These, thin, lightweight, sturdy lengthening pipes were really convenient. 2: After started to be sold only within town limits, pretty much everyone began to use them. 3: Mom, dad, and of course myself. 4: My neighbors, my friends... 5: Yeaaaah! 6: The townspeople began to gradually grow lazier and lazier, though. 7: They no longer had any reason to move, after all!
41) 1: One by one, my friends all stopped coming to school. 2: But if you don't move, then how can you make a living? 3: Won't the food stop coming? 4: Exactly. 5: One day, I went to go visit my grandfather, who lived closeby. 6: Gwanpa, I'm here! 7: Gwanpa? 8: His food transport pipe got jammed, and so he died of starvation. 9: My grandpa was originally very healthy, though, and never got bedridden. 10: He just got so lazy that he wouldn't move even if food stopped being transported to him!!
42) 1: At this rate, the same thing will just keep happening! 2: I have to make everyone realize while they still have the will to move around! 3: So that's why you were cutting the pipes. 4: Please, help me! 5: Yeah right! This is pure destruction you're requesting! That's not even funny! 6: Like this! 7: Wahhh, stop, I said!! 8: You won't truly understand until you see it with your own eyes. 9: This way. 10: Come on up. 11: These are my parents.
43) 1: They only feed and defecate every day, and have no reason to move. 2: And so their bodies themselves have become nothing more than pipes!! 3: Why didn't you just pull them out? 4: Stop! They'll die!! 5: But if all the people in the town are already this far, don't you think it's a bit too late? 6: My parents were the first people who started using pipes. 7: There should still only be a small number of people this bad. 8: We need to do something before everyone turns into this!! 9: Sho that'sh what you'ah up to!
44) 1: What a pesht! 2: Nooo, Mr. Detectiiive! 3: We'll let you go, sho huahy up and leave thish town at onshe! 4: Ahhh! Well, you heard them! How about we shove off? 5: The rescue of a damsel in distress, imprisoned by an evil man!! 6: Now THIS is truly hard-boiled!! 7: I'm hungryyy... 8: This is the true way a man should live!
45) 1: Kuhah! 2: We should be at the police station by now. 3: Detective Kuroda, at your service!
46) 1: Wha...what is this?! 2: We'ah weplashing thish gihl's bad blood with good blood. 3: If youah blood is weplashed, you will be reboahn! 4: The hell you will! She'll die!! 5: No, no, stop! Stop!! 6: Shtill haven't leahned youah lesshon yet, eh?! 7: I'm a 100-dan in the Hell Fist martial arts!
47) 1: Hey, wait a shehond! 2: Howdy! 3: Wahhh! My piiiipe! 4: He died?! 5(2b): Of shohh. Hish pipesh were lihe a part of hish body. 6: Hey, hang in there! We've come to rescue you! 7: Uuu... 8: Hey! 9: Mr...Detective...
48) 1: Eh? 2: Wah! 3: The ringleader musht be shtopped! 4: Wh-what?! 5: The blood shuhshion pipe got jammed up so blood jusht kept flowing in... 6: Ahhhhhh...our client died again... 7: Maybe the hard-boiled life just isn't for you, sensei... 8: Shut up! https://mangahelpers.com/t/molokidan/releases/23144[English] [Translation] Paranoia Street 1 by molokidan2010-06-23T02:37:29+00:00molokidanadmin@mangahelpers.comPARANOIA STREET #1
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05) [MEASUREMENTS]
06) 1: Inspired by the late Matsuda Yuusaku, I have begun a life of detective work, ensuring the hard-boiled days I've always dreamed about will finally become reality. 2: No matter how long I wait, though, no jobs come to me. That's to be expected, though. 3: There are too many detectives in this town!! every sign: "DETECTIVE AGENCY" 4: One out of every two citizens here is a detective. 5: From private agencies to large industries. top sign: DETECTIVE CONGLOMERATE middle: Subcontractors bottom: Sub-subcontractors 6: The money end of the private detective business is quite problematic.
07) 1: You have to resort to uncouth advertising tactics, 2: How about hiring a detective, mister? 3: and some detectives hire other detectives to spy on rival detectives. 4: What a pain. 5: I can't go on living in this town. 6: That's why I've decided to go wandering. 7: I shall now be known as a migratory detective!! 8: I'm tired, senseiii... 9: You fool! We haven't even wandered for half a day yet! 10: Our aim is some town where there are no working detectives present! 11: No matter what kind of town we arrive at, it's got to have a few problems!
08) 1: If you had a car, we should have just used it from the beginning! 2: Your mind isn't hungry enough. 3: You'll get arrested if you do stuff like that without permission... 4: You'll never escape an urgent problem without making some kind of sacrifice. 5: Hello, this is the Kuroda Detective Agency, taking inquiries from anywhere! 6: Eh? You saw us on the internet? 7: A job?! 8: See, look? I always make the right choices. 9: This has nothing to do with the posters! 10: Mehakari sure is a weird name for a town, though.
09) car sign: Have any detective needs? C'mon and ask! 1: Excuse me, could we ask you for directions? 2: Yeah. left sign: Measurements (We measure anything!) <-- Right there 3: A detective... 4: So then you're not from this town. 5: Yes! If you have any problems, let me help! 6: Excuse me for a moment. 7: Eh, what is that? 8: 35...ahh, you're OK. Please speak. 9: Wh-what is that? 10(2b): A Cell Meter. Viruses, microorganisms, it measures everything! 11: M-microorganisms!?
10) 1: Before that though, your blood pressure. 2: Ehh!? 3: 71~120. Oh, good. It means you won't suddenly have a heart attack while we're talking. 4: Huh??? 5: Next, your blood sugar level. 6: And your halitosis check. 7: Hold on a minute! I just want to ask you for directions!! 8: There's a limit to how worried about others people should be! 9: Good afternoon! I'll measure anythiiing! 10: Well? Shall I measure? 11: Eh? Measure what? 12: Height, weight, lung capacity, grip power, back strength, eyesight, hearing, jump height! 13: Anything you want to know!
11) 1: Eh? Uh, no thanks. 2: Huh? Aren't you curious about yourself? Don't you want to measure something!? 3: Misterrrrr! 4: What the hell? lower left sign: Hair count 5: Ah look, it's a line for something. long sign: MEASUREMENTS (smaller): Physical information, mental information, hypotheses, body odor, mouth odor (rest is illegible) vertical sign: Anything Measurements 30 min. 1000 yen 1 hour 1500 yen 2 hours 3000 yen 6: So it's like fortune telling, right? 7: Not exactly! 8: Wah, you scared me! 9: How about giving it a try? 10: This is a likeability measurer. 11: Famous people have likeability, right? This is the same kind of idea.
12) 1: Inputting your name, age, gender, and interests, 2: then just click here and let the currents run-- 3(2b): Look, there it is! 62%--you need to put out a little more effort. 4: I have compatibility meters and love meters too! 5: No thanks, no thanks! 6: Sensei! I've been waiting! 7: Sorry to keep you. 8: You're the only one left we have to ask... 9: Why thank you. 10: This town sure is in the middle of a measurement boom, huh? 11: Ahh, yes, first-timers like yourself must be surprised.
13) 1: Sensei...I 2: am going to be killed!! 3: That sounds very serious. 4: In that case, though, you should go to the police. 5: The police won't get involved in cases that haven't happened yet! 6: I see...and what's the reason you think you're going to be killed? 7: It's like I have no idea. 8: Huh? 9: You mean you don't know? 10: Have you done anything to make someone hold a grudge against you? 11: Nothing in particular. 12: Here you go. 13: Yay! <3 14: Any threatening letters? 15: None. 16: Evidence of a break-in... 17: Not that I know of. 18: There's nothing, and yet!! 19: I will be killed!!
14) 1: Look at these numbers!! 2: It's all over for me! 3: Umm...what is that, exactly? 4: A murder percentage calculator!! 5: It means that I have a 98% chance of being murdered!! 6: It's practically the same thing as being dead!! 7(2b): Excuse me, miss? That machine? 8: Yes...it was sold in town. 9: It looks like a fortunetelling device...is it a kind of toy? 10: Yes. 11: But my husband...he's always very extreme in assuming things... 12: He believes things very easily...
15) 1: Still though, to believe a thing like that... 2: He's not some high school girl playing with a Ouija board! 3: Senseiiiiiiiiiiiii! Help meeee pleaaaaaaase! 4: Uwaaaaaaah! 5: Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii 6: am going to be kiiiiiiiiiiiiilled! 7: A-alright, alright! I-I'll come back and check on you later. 8: It seems that you do not understand how correct measurement devices are, Sensei. 9: Allow me to show you proof. 10(2b): This is a suicide measurer. Let me measure my wife.
16) 1: There it is!! 2: Ahh, 95%!! It's really high!! 3: So you're saying your wife has a high chance of committing suicide? 4: Hahah! That's ridiculous. 5: Room Temperature: 20 C 6: Humidity: 25% 7: Hey, hold on!
17) 1: Wh-what are you doing?! 2: We managed to save her life. 3: Oh really...? 4(2b): excuse me. You were at the scene of the crime... 5: Yes, my name is Kuroda.
18) 1: I understand the details. 2: Thank you for your help. 3: That couple seems a bit abnormal to me, though. 4: Yes, I suppose. 5: They believe whatever those toys tell them and get some pretty wild ideas... 6: I own one too. 7: For peace of mind. 8: Eh?! 9: But why?! 10(2b): It's safe, don't worry. There is zero scientific proof for how it calculates...but as long as it's low, it gives me a feeling of relief. 11: If an earthquake researcher says "no big earthquake will come for a while," 12: Even if someone knows that accurate earthquake prediction is impossible, they'll still feel a bit of ease. 13: So you're saying that these things have as much authority as any scientist does.
19) 1: To tell you the truth, this town was built around measurement device manufacturing. 2: 80% of the citizens here produce measurement devices in some capacity. 3: Measurement devices? 4: Thermometers, scales, illuminometers, sugar content readers, salt content readers, radioactive meters... 5: Thanks to them, the people of the town have become unbelievably loyal to these "measured numbers!" 6: They've even gone as far as believing those toy-like devices as well... (from top to bottom, left to right) 7: Sugar Content Reader - Sugar Tester 8: Salt Content Reader - Salt Catch 9: BMI Reader 10: Blood Pressure Reader 11: Radioactive Signal Searcher 12: Love Meter 13: Health Meter 14: Charm Checker 15: Amusia Checker 16: Body Odor Reader 17: Crime Chance Calculator 18: I understand why you find it hard to believe. 19: Think about this, though: if you had a food freshness meter that told you a certain food product was past its expiration date. 20: Even if the device was at the same scientific level as a fortunetelling device, you would still hesitate to eat it, right?
20) 1: These toy-like machines have started to become problems recently, though. 2: For example, there is one called a Cheating Checker. 3: Cheating Checker: Sanmor Corporation: 3800 yen 4: Taking the numbers seriously has led to huge fights, resulting in a heightening divorce rate. 5: Parents who see high numbers on their Domestic Violence Percentage Reader 6: Domestic Violence Percentage Reader: Jazan Productions: 12000 yen 7: kill their children before they can be killed by them. 8: Blood: 1.97 liters 9: Other people despair at the numbers on Exam Pass Percentage Readers and Lay-Off Estimators and commit suicide before the face. 10: Lay-Off Estimator: Askor Productions: 6800 yen 11: Others, as their Sexual Crime Committal Percentage rises, gets deluded into thinking they actually are sexual criminals, and end up committing crimes. 12: Mini Crime Committal Percentage Reader: Jazan Productions: 4800 yen
21) 1: So then the fact that that woman committed suicide... 2: is proof that her heart is being controlled by those devices. 3: Inspector! 4: Temperature: 27.2 C 5: Senseii! I'm gonna pee my pants! 5: What?! You idiot, what are you, a child?! 6: Hurry up and do your business! 7: Yes siiir! 8: What? 9: Incidentally, I'll be off now. 10: No, wait a moment, please? 11: What? 12: We'd like to have you come with us back to the department.
22) 1: Under suspicion for killing your client! 2: Blood: 2.27 liter 3: Huuuh? Where did Sensei go? Sign: 2nd West Police Station 4: What reason would I have to kill him?! 5: You would know about that more than us.
23) 1(2b): I was curious as to why her husband didn't accompany her to the hospital. It's because he had already been killed! 2: The measurer was correct!! 3: Ummmm... 4: He committed suicide! 5: In order to protect the sanctity of the machine, he unconsciously killed himself! 6: And made it seem like he was murdered! 7: He was stabbed by a knife from all angles 8: that rule out suicide. 9: 8 places 10: But he was killed after I left! 11: Have you investigated other possibilities yet?! 12: Nope. 13: There's no need to. 14: Why not?! 15: Lung Cancer Chance: 82% 16: Because you're the criminal. 17: Where's your proof?!
24) 1: 98% 2: Lie Detector: Jazan Productions: 230000 yen 3: 96%! 4: Crime Committal Percentage Reader: Jazan Productions: Enter DNA, bone, and personality information to determine chance of committing a crime. 320000 yen 5: See, you are the criminal! 6: How can those numbers become decisive evidence?! 7: Unfortunately for you, your judge will also be a citizen of this town. 8: Guh! 9: Look! The chance that he'll get the death penalty is 89%! 10: Hooray! 11: Here's a present, Sensei. 12: Thanks. You're surprisingly nice, you know.
25) 1: I'll be sure to carry out your last will. 2: idiot! The death penalty hasn't been decided yet!! 3: You're a witness! C'mon and do something already! 4: Ehhh, but I have no confidence... 5: I...didn't do it... 6: What are his numbers? 7: 99% chance of perjury! 8: No matter how hard you try, the machines will never fail! 9: Uhhh...you're mistaken... 10: Whether it was due to the numbers' magic or not, however, as the number of measurement tests I was subjected to rose into the hundreds, 11: I gradually began to believe their results.
26) 1: You're the criminal, aren't you? 2: Yes... 3: I'm the criminal. 4: Perjury percentage? 5: 0.1%...it's safe to believe him. 6: Finally, you're free! Congratulations! 7: Congratulations! 8: You are sentenced with the death penalty. 9: 36 audience members 10: Ahhh...I sure had a short life.
27) 1: Hey, how are measuring something? 2: Hey! You can't peddle your wares here! 3: It's my 1-year anniversary special, so I'll give you a test for ree. 4: Eh? Really? 5: 98%!? 6: Oh my, that sure is a problem! 7: Sorry to keep you waiting, sensei! 8: Ah! You're here already?! 9: Now's your only time to escape. 10: Eh!? You...!? 11: How did you get inside? 12: It was simple. 13: 2.88m 14: Speed: 18km
28) 1: They all killed themselves. 2: Estimated Time Since Death: 4:05 3: Estimated Time Since Death: 3:30 4: Estimated Time Since Death: 3:15 5: Estimated Time Since Death: 3:50 6: Estimated Time Since Death: 4:00