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[English] [Translation] Anjuu no Chi 2 by Kyrie Eleison

2008-08-22T20:15:23+00:00

Reserved for Euthanasia.
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Chapter 2 Realman

Ugh!

It hurts! It really fucking hurts!

Gah!

We can't hold this anymore! Let's retreat.
What do you expect us to do with five man?
Stop spewing bullshit! We've been entrusted with "everyone's" fate!

But I can't see the "enemy" at all!

You idiot! "You can't see him because you are looking for him!" "Look with the eye of your heart!" {"kokorono mede miru" noda / any better idea for eye of heart?}

How do I look with "the eye of my heart"?
"As if you were looking for a girlfriend!"
Girlfriend, huh?

I can't see the enemy after all.

Oww!

You had a nightmare?
I can't remember.

Er...
Morning.

Oh well.
How cold.

Ah, you had a wet dream.

I'll clean it.
Are you half asleep?

I don't really mind that.

I feel better now.

Nmu.

Didn't this happen last night as well?
I've to do this from time to time.

Even though you're frigid?

Sorry...

Physically, yes,
thought it doesn't feel like my own body...

Put that aside and fuck me harder.

Aa...

Aaccho!

Wow!

"The rain has the function of washing things away, while the snow has many more functions."

Phew the snow is sure thick.

It's because of the drift of snow. Did you forget?

And it was so warm yesterday...
The climate of this area deteriorates rapidly.

Does it always pile up so much?

Nah, the last time it snowed this much was about ten years ago, I think.
When I started as a watchman.

No fun. This is no fun.
Well, there's no helping.

I've a present.

He's "Realman." He's the most important person of this town.
Hello.
You are the "dead person" from the other day...

It's pretty rare that rock kojac fell to the street.
I don't know if I should say fell or got "catapulted"...
I had a bad timing.

It's soft. It seems edible.

It's like potato chips and blue cheese.
It has an unusual taste...
It tastes like curry.

And, what business do you have here today, Realman?
Ah, right.

There's another "dead person" at the north.

Are you people from the U.N.?
Why you ask?

Because of this mark.

We're not from the U.N. neither we're milkmans. Realman bought it from the "kindness store." {国連職員でも牛乳屋でもないよリアルマンが『親切屋』から買ったんだよ}
All the raw material of this town, clothes and food are from the "kindess store."

U.N. goods from illegal ways, huh.
Eh? Did you say something?

Why is he called "Realman"? What part of that guy who wanders like someone whose soul got extracted is Realman?
Dunno. That's just how he's called everywhere.

He's someone important who knows everything.
Unlike us, he's living alone on some big regions.

He created this town.

Are they the ones?

You sure managed to survive after being buried beneath that pile of snow .
Thanks for saving us. I thought we were going to die. I still can't believe it. We are so darn lucky to meet Japanese people in this country.

Are you two from "denpa shounen"?

Note: Denpa Shounen was a Japanese TV show where the participants had to do crazy stuff.

What's that?
When I was still in Japan, there was such a show running on TV.

We're from the next generation of that show. Our local broadcast station is short on hands and wasn't able to get any scoops so it's just the two of us now.

We weren't able to contact the station and the tape got cut, too. Just when we arrived at our destination a big snow storm started.

I wonder how Realman knew that these people had collapsed.
That shows how great he is. He knows everything about this town.

Won't you like to listen to our "interesting talk"?

We are "comedians."
That's what our journey is about.

Hello, I'm Ai.
I'm Makoto.

Together we are "Kajiwara Ikki"!

Note: Kajiwara Ikki was among others a manga writer better known for his work Ashita no Joe. Their names come from Kajiwara's manga Ai to Makoto.

Finally their show started.

Man it was sure cold today, wasn't it?
I thought I was going to die.

We have gone through many dangers before arriving here.
We have been stabbed by a shrimp.

Wasn't that rather a scorpion?
Sowwy.

Silly, no shrimp.

When the missile dropped while we were camping, I thought we were a goner for good.
Ah, that bamboo grass.

Don't you rather mean "looked similiar to"?
Sowwy.

When you say camping...

While we were camping some guys there tried to rape us.

Yeah, yeah, that was really dangerous.
Dangerous? You really got raped back then.

Ah, I wasn't supposed to say that?

But I'm glad they didn't kill us.
I somehow feel depressed now.
Me too...

Accepted.

Anyways, let's drink.
Are we really not funny?
No, no, seems like Realman really liked it.
Right?

Don't we have anything beside sterilized alcohol?
You can have from my alcohol.

It tastes horrible. No wonder you didn't hide it.
Is it okay?
Yeah, sure.

Our performance is much better than that porn show. I really thought I was going to die so it doesn't count as rape.
But you got raped.

This is...
like a mixer.

What's a mixer?
She's trying to say it's really fun.

Huh?

Uooooooooooooooh!
Nooooooooo!

That happens to him from time to time.
Can you elaborate?

Let's leave today's job to her.
Good luck, Ai-chan.
Yeah, let's leave it to her. {too long for bubble? just Yeah would do too}
Nooo!

Wait for me!
Noooo!

What are you writing?
My diary. I write in it every day.

Nooo!
It's okay, it's okay.

What's this town called?
It's called "New Tokyo."

*suck* *suck* *suck* *suck*
Noooo!

So that's how it's called.
Like a beer-hall.
It's former name was "Ariehen." This area was the capital in the 18th century. Thought it was already an obsolete place when we came.

"Ariehen" means in the ancient language "the sukiyaki of the next day."

Note: Sukiyaki is beef slices topped on vegetables.

Is there sukiyaki in this country?
Realman said so.
Sounds like a big lie.

Uh!

Today I thought it was really the end.
When I came to myself wherever I looked there was snow! Snow! And snow again! Oh boy we were in a big pinch! I had the feeling we were really going to die.

And it was then when the local Japanese people appeared out of nowhere and saved us.
Where's Realman?
He went back.

Someone really liked our performance. I'm happy! So happy!

Uooooooooooh!
On top of that Ai-chan is experiencing the feeling called love with a local man. Maybe I'm a bit jealous. Oh boy, what am I saying? Just kidding.
I'm not that kind of a woman.

Ah.

It's closer than before.

Will it come here?

Ah! Ah! Ah!
Ungh! Ungh!

Can we escape if it comes here?
It's pointless. It's the same whereever you escape.

I want to see it from closer. {uh -_-}
You will die.

Nishi-san, are you afraid of dying?
I wonder...

Anyways the morning has come, and Japan woke up. I've to work hard today. End.

Good morning.
Ah, we went ahead and helped ourselves. The curry flavor is pretty yummy.

[English] [Translation] Anjuu no Chi 1 by Kyrie Eleison

2008-08-19T15:13:43+00:00

Reserved for Euthanasia.
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Index

Chapter 1 How to make rock konjac
Chapter 2 Real man
Chapter 3 Kindness store
Chapter 4 "Big Brewery Nishi"
Chapter 5 Convenience store

Chapter 1 How to make rock konjac

An "enemy"?

Pfui.

Enemy?

Ah, right. Hands up.
Are you an "enemy"?
What do you think? Most likely not, I guess.

I see.

Then it's okay.

Are you Japanese?
We've been talking in Japanese the whole time.

Are you always waiting for the enemy in that hole?
Nah, last night I was thinking about this new innovation and stumbled upon a fundamental defect of it.

It's much warmer than outside.
Damn warm.

Hey, meetings like this usually happen in movies, right?
Beats me.

Are the ones who live down there also Japanese?
Mostly. Though most of these houses are unoccupied.

It's kind of strange to see a Japanese street in this place.
You're pretty strange too for walking through the desert in that outfit.

Hey, show me your passport.
I lost it.

Where did you come from?
From over there.

Over there? Don't tell me...

sfx: Thump {falling sound}

Ah.

I've been walking all the time. While doing so, I've been thinking about various things.
Why am I endlessly wandering? For how many days have I been walking? No matter how hard I think, I just can't remember.

Ah, are you awake?

Please don't misunderstand. I just wanted wipe the dust from your body.

I guess you have your own issues to deal with.
That stuff sticking to your thigh is blood, right?
Even though it has a different taste.{Original: "On top of that", but even tho flows bettar.}

Did you lick it?
Yeah. I licked it.

This is the guard house of west cliff. The west cliff's watchman isn't around right now.
I'm the east cliff's watchman. The west cliff's watchman asked me to get something to eat.

Aha...

But you were going to starve to death, right?
As you can see, I'm alive.

Uh, well... Let's just kill you off. That's more convenient for you, too. {lets act as if you were dead < literal}
I found an umbrella.

This isn't my umbrella. The design is different.
What? Wasn't he going to go back? And... cats?

Oh right, my name is "Higashi" and his name is "Nishi."
Oh, come on.
No, for real.

[Note: "Higashi" means "east," and "nish" means "west."]

What's your name?
Since I came from the south, I'm Minami.
Oh, come on.

[Note: "Minami" means "south."]

Have you been the watchman all the time?
Well, it's my job after all.

Then you'll be the first to die when the enemy comes.
Indeed, but there's no "enemy" coming.

Actually, even if he did leave his post, he would be shot to death.
Well then Higashi, you'll be shot to death.
It's all cool as long no one finds out.

Is that some kind of punishment?
I guess so, yeah. There's no "enemy" coming anyway.

If you get caught by the "enemy," you're supposed to drink the hydrocyanic acid in this capsule and commit suicide.

Wow, that's cool.
You want it?
Hey, hey...

Damn you sure can drink.

Is there something on TV?
There's no TV station in this country anymore.

Here's your refill.
The alcohol is pretty good, but don't you have anything else to eat besides potato chips? They're all curry flavored.

This is the only thing they sell here.
Nishi, aren't you eating?
Nah. I don't eat those or else I'll vomit.

He can't eat meat, fish or fruits. He's sick, I'm telling you.
Leave me alone.

Then what do you eat to stay alive?

This is sashimi made from rock salt.
I made it real moist and sliced the rock salt into thin pieces.
Oeegh!
You don't put shouyu on this salty thing.
I didn't put any shouyu on it.

[Note: Sashimi is sliced raw fish.]
[Note: Shouyu is a kind of Japanese soy sauce.]

And this is rock konjac.
"Konjac rock" is this areas specialty. We take these soft rocks and cook them at a high temperature for one week. After that, we disperse acid on it and wait three years till it crushes the rocks like we want them.
It's quite edible.
This way you don't have to worry about the hardness of the rock.
So you can live by just eating this.

And what about the alcohol?
This is alchohol for medicinal use. It's a mixture.

What?! 28 years old?! Your hair is all white.
I'm 19.
I've been through a lot of trouble.

Your hair turned white because you keep eating only these rocks.
If you eat that much...

Ah, sorry. I went ahead and ate it all by myself.
Nah, I don't mind.

Aaaah!

It's here!
He gets always an erection after eating rock konjac.

Aaah! My blood vessels feel like they're going to explode!
This has an effect like that?
Nah, only for him. He's sick.

I see, so he's sick.
Hey, why don't you do it with him?

Eh?
Usually I let him use my ass, but you're here today.

text in bg: Uoooooohhh

Fine. I don't really mind.

Ah, you bought those panties from the kindness store, didn't you?
The "kindness store" does trades even here?

Look, it's a pair.
Are you two perverts?
There were no other panties left.

Didn't he suddenly calm down just now?
Nope, I'm still shivering.

Don't you just want to do me?
Geez, no... My body is about to explode. I feel like I'm going to die.

Hey. I can't take something that long.
This isn't the right situation to say something like that!

Is it embarrassing to do it while someone is watching you?
It is embarrassing. So embarrassing that I want to die!

Yeah, and that's why you're so wet.

Uh...

Oooooooooohhh!

Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

Does it feel good?
I'm frigid.

Though you're all wet.
But I'm frigid.

So you're sick too...

Ugh. I'm cuming!

You still have a hard one?
I'm just getting started.

I'll cum a second time and a third time.

Ungh!

A light.

Did the war start again?
It's coming from the south.

It's been a while since war occured in this vicinity.

Ah, again.

What's going on in your head while you doze off like that?

Ah, there's a light again.
You're avoiding my question like that again.

If you say go and meet... Like the adventure that's about to begin.
I'm talking more of late education.

Unfortunately, I've to tell you that no adventure or whatnot is going to start. This time next week, you'll be in Tokyo.
Are you studying properly? There'll be a special program for students who live abroad. I think this will be easier for you too.

Are you really so worried about that light?

Don't worry. That light is coming from far away, from the shogunate army.
There's no way your dad would bring us to some dangerous country.

The air is dry which is why it seems so close to us, but in reality, the war is happening at the southern nation border.
You can't hear any guns or anything, can you?

See.

'Morning.

Where's Higashi?
He went back before daybreak.

Is something wrong?

No! Please stop!
But if I don't do this, you'll be killed by your own feces.

You ate so many rocks, after all.

Uugh...

Does it feel good?
Jerk.

Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn...
Just a bit more.

Oh, it's coming out.

Ugh.

Oh!

Oww.

So, basically, the reason why your poop doesn't get that hard is because Higashi does you anally?
Perhaps.