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[English] [Translation] Meteor-san Strike desu! 12 by Eru13

2012-12-08T04:21:07+00:00

Reserved for Renzokusei. Don't use without my permission.

Meteor-san Strike Desu! 12
//You might want to read this FAQ about my translations before using this.
//I only started this manga because I wanted to tl something and I saw this on the shoutout and thought "Well, it seems interesting". In the end, only a few chapters were actually good, but oh well, I like to see things to the end. Thanks if you read this series, I hope you enjoyed it.

p1 //no dialog

p2
Meteor: Meteor Barrier!!
Final Chapter Meteor-san Strike Desu!

p3 //no dialog

p4
Akai: Time's up.
Akai: Right now Kobayashi Hiro has Failed the test,
Akai: As a fellow examiner I can't overlook any more destruction.
Meteor: Akai Shooting-Star

p5
Akai: To begin with, destroying all those meteorite monsters while holding that barrier is impossible,
Akai: Even if you're the Universe's Strongest Warrior...
Akai: At this rate you'll really die.

p6
Thought: I...Am not your mother.
Hiro: What's with that...
Hiro: I don't get it.

p7
Hiro(thinks): Kobato-chan undestands me without me saying anything, I love her for that...
Hiro(thinks): What part of that is wrong!
Hiro: Hahaha,
Hiro: I see.

p8
Hiro: I...Was just putting mom in Kobato-chan...
Hiro: No wonder I was rejected.
Hiro(thinks): Mom...

p9
Hiro: What was that just now---
Hiro: My head...
Hiro: A
Hiro: Door?
Box: Don't...Open that door...
Box: I think, There's something really bad there...

p10
Yuzu(thinks): When we were children he was always
Yuzu(thinks): A hero.
Yuzu(thinks): He continued to be one in order to cheer up auntie,
Yuzu(thinks): Who was hospitalized all the time.
Yuzu(thinks): Sometimes he would tell weird lies
Yuzu(thinks): And make a ruckus in society...

p11
Yuzu(thinks): But I loved that Hiro.
Hiro: I just have to make you my bride.
Yuzu(thinks): That's why I was really happy when he said that...
Yuzu(thinks): That was before that day came...
Yuzu: I'm glad, auntie looked fine, Hiro.
Hiro: Well yeah
Hiro: ---Hey, look to the front when you walk, it's dangerous.
Yuzu: Shuddup, I know.

p12-14 //no dialog

p15
Hiro: Uwaaaaah!!
Yuzu: Kyaaaaah!!
Box: I still don't know why auntie came to save us from the hospital,
Box: But since then Hiro stopped being a hero...

p16
Yuzu: U-Umm
Yuzu: Hiro...
Yuzu: You see,
Yuzu: My carelessness caused this to happen,
Yuzu: It's not...Something that can be forgiven by apologizing but...
Yuzu: I'm really so---
Hiro: What are you saying?
Hiro: ...

p17
Hiro: It wasn't your fault that mom died.
Hiro: It was because of her disease, it can't be helped.
Yuzu: Eh?
Yuzu(thinks): Hiro's memories became a mess because of the shock of auntie's death,
Yuzu(thinks): Uncle told me that then...
Yuzu(thinks): In the end...I couldn't even apologize...And Hiro's memories haven't come back yet...
Thought: Why don't you tell him your feelings?

p18
Yuzu: Sorry, Kobato,
Yuzu: I really can't do it...
Meteor(thinks): Oh no!!
Suzuki: Southern Cross Gale Wave!!!
Omega: Omega Punch!!

p19
Suzuki: Heaven calls, the earth calls, and I call...
Suzuki: The messenger from the Southern Cross...
Suzuki: Suzuki Southern-Cross has arrived!!
Omega: ...A farce.
Meteor: You guys...
Suzuki: Don't be so distant, senpai.
Omega: ...

p20
Meteor: I see...
Meteor: Then, I leave you my back.
Suzuki: Ye-Yes!!
Meteor: Let's go!!

p21
Akai: Why...
Akai: Kobayashi Hiro failed the exam,
Akai: Humanity should be destroyed...
Akai: Why do you side so much with an earthling?
Meteor: Don't you understand, Akai Shooting-Star!?
Meteor: Then, listen carefully!!
Meteor: That's because---!!!

p22
Meteor: Remember, Kobayashi Hiro!
Hiro: Wha-! Meteor...
Meteor: If you recall that memory you'll earn the right to take the test again!!
Hiro: Eh!? "Again", Isn't the test over?
Meteor: What are you saying! At this rate you'll fail!!
Hiro: ...But, if I open this door...
Meteor: You big fool!! Behind that door---

p23
Hiro: Lies someone who's waiting for you to save her!!

p24
Hiro: ...Mom,
Hiro: I got interested in a girl on high school,
Hiro: She understood me, who was famous for being a liar,
Hiro: Without me saying anything just like you did...
Hiro: But, thinking back now, that was just me depending
Hiro: On that girl's kindness.
Hiro: That's why, this time
Hiro: ...I'll do my best so that the girl I really like...
Hiro: Believes in me.

p25
Dad: Good morning Hiro, you're early today,
Dad: What will you do about food?
Hiro: I already ate,
Hiro: I prepared your part too!!
Hiro: Then, I'm off!!
Dad: Good grief,
Dad: Children sure grow up quick. (cd: He was bad with cooking and he did this.)
Dad: Don't you think so too?

p26
Guy's sd: Good morning
Guy's sd: Hiya
Kana: U-Umm...
Thought: Because it was my fault that Hiro's mother...Died.
Yuzu: Hm? What?
Kana: Eh!? Hmmmm, it's nothing!
Kana: Sigh
Yuzu: ?
Yuzu: Hm, what's with that crowd!?

p27
Yuzu: Hiro?
Kana: Kobayashi-kun.
Hiro: I have something to tell you.

p28
Hiro: Truth to be told, the Earth is now the target of the meteorite monsters
Hiro: And is in peril of being destroyed!!
All: !?
Hiro: But, an alien told me that if I could clear problems related with "love"
Hiro: She'd destroy the meteorite monsters.
Girl: Ah! He's the one of that UFO---
Girl: Ah, the liar boy!
Yuzu: Hey, Hiro, Stop th---

p29
Hiro: That's why, Yuzu, I beg you!
Hiro: Help me pass this problem!!
Yuzu: Hey, you're groveling again! Stop it!!
Kana: And Kobayashi-kun, what were the contents of the problem?
Yuzu: Hey, Kobato!?
Hiro: This time's problem is...
All: !?

p30
Hiro: Grope the breasts of the girl you really like while naked!!
Girls' sd: Kyaaah
Hiro: That's why...

p31
Hiro: Here I go!!
Yuzu: Wha-!?
Yuzu: Hey, don't come here!
Yuzu: Lecher, idiot, pervert, die 100 times!!
Yuzu: Hey, Kobato!?
Kana: Sorry, Yuzu-chan, but this is the only option left...
Yuzu: What nonsense are you saying!!?

p32
Kana: Kobayashi-kun, they must be the breasts of the girl You really like,
Kana: Right!?
Yuzu: Eh?
SFX: nod
Yuzu: Hey, eh, what's with that!? Don't you like Kobato!!
Hiro: I beg you, Yuzu!

p33
Hiro: Believe in me!!

p34-35 //no dialog

p36
All's sd: Ooooooh
Yuzu: Hey, that's enough, right!? How long will you keep touching!! (cd: Even though you think they're small)
Hiro: ...
Hiro: Yuzu, I---

p37
Hiro: I remembered everything,
Hiro: About when mom died.
Yuzu: Eh!?
Hiro: It must've been tough and painful.
Hiro: For making you carry that burden alone until now,
Hiro: I'm sorry.

p38 //no dialog

p39
Hiro: Hey, Yuzu!
Yuzu: Idiot, idiot, idiot, you big idiot!!
Yuzu: I, wanted to keep it a secret forever...Why do you bring that suddenly now...
Hiro: Sorry.
Yuzu: Idiot! I'm the one who should apologize!!
Yuzu: I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
Yuzu: I'm...Sorry...
Yuzu: But, back then...
Yuzu: No, now too...

p40-41
Yuzu: Thanks for saving me.
Yuzu: You really are my hero.
Hiro?: Idiot...

p42
Hiro: I should be the one to say "thanks".
SFX: clap clap
SFX: clap clap clap clap
Kana: I...

p43
Kana: Can't beat her now.

p44
Meteor: Splendid, Kobayashi Hiro!
Meteor: Love is accepting your sins, forgiving, and being forgiven.
Meteor: Etch this into your soul so that you don't
Meteor: Forget again.

p45
Meteor: Those who protect the ones they love
Meteor: Are the real heroes!!
Meteor: Take it, meteorite monsters,
Meteor: The Earthlings' love.

p46-47
Meteor: Super Lovey-dovey
Meteor: Meteor Beaaaaam!!
sd: Zgadkan

p48
Meteor: I've fought ever since I was born.
Meteor: For a long time, for tens of thousands of years
Meteor: I fought, fought, and fought.
Meteor: However, someday, after every battle only emptiness was left,
Meteor: I didn't know why was I fighting anymore.
Meteor: Then, another long time passed and when my heart was about to be eaten by that emptiness,
Meteor: On that day---

p49
Meteor: I met Kobayashi Hiro...
Meteor: And learned about Love.
Meteor: I learned that no matter how powerless they are,
Meteor: Anyone can become a hero if it's to protect their loved ones.
Meteor: That's why, I want to protect
Meteor: The Earthling who taught me that...
Meteor: Kobayashi Hiro...

p50
Meteor: Because I love him so much.
Akai: Good grief,
Akai: To think that I approved the retake...I've lost my touch. (cd: But, that smile is foul play...)

p51
Akai: However...The thing is that Meteor-san...
Akai: For Hiro
Akai: Felt a Strike!

p52
Hiro: Yesterday was really harsh,
Hiro: In the end, the police took care of me. (cd: They said it was public indecency...)
Meteor: Why are you getting depressed, Kobayashi Hiro!!?
Hiro: Me-

p53
Hiro: Meteor!?
Hiro: I have a raging bad feeling about this...
Meteor: Oh, you made a good guess Hero!
Box: Like this, the Earth's peace was protected, but, the meteorite monsters are still coming.
Meteor: A problem!!
Hiro: Gyaaaah!! (cd: As I thought.)
Box: Don't lose Hero, do your best hero, Until the day true peace comes to Earth!
Meteor-san Strike Desu! END

p54 //4-koma
Ribbon: Omake 4-koma
Title: "Meteor-san's secret"
Akai: This is "Meteor-san's Q&A" corner!
Card: Postcards
Akai: We answer the mysteries and doubts regarding this work here.
Omega: A farce.
Akai: Then, the first question! "Why does Meteor always have her arms crossed?"
Meteor: Because the Earth has gravity,
Meteor: If I don't do this I can't support my breasts.
Hiro(thinks): Eh! No bra!? (cd: And no panties.)

p55
Right 4-koma:{
Title: "Meteor-san's secrets #2"
Akai: Then, the next question, "Meteor-san lives together with Hiro
Akai: What room is she using?" (cd: A cliched "in the closet" or something?)
Hiro's sd: Eh, I?
Hiro: Eh!? She doesn't have a room.
Akai: What do you mean?
Hiro: She always appears suddenly and leaves suddenly.
Hiro: You can't really call that living together.
Yuzu's sd: Phew
Kobato: Good for you, Yuzu-chan.
Yuzu: I-I didn't really mind that!!
}
Left 4-koma:{
Title: "You're a phantom, Meteor-san!" //meaning she appears unexpectedly
Meteor: Kobayashi Hiro!
Meteor: A problem, Kobayashi Hiro!
Hiro's sd: Oh
Meteor: Kobayashi Hiro!!
Hiro: You're definitely doing that on purpose!? (cd: Can't I have any privacy!?)
}

p56
Right 4-koma:{
Title: "As long as there's love"
Akai: Then, the last question.
Akai: "In this manga whenever a meteorite monster appears Meteor-san uses a special move, but---"
Akai: "Doesn't the government or the NASA notice that?" (cd: With a satellite or something)
Hiro: Eh!?
Hiro(thinks): Not even the author thought that far.
Hiro: Ermmm,
Hiro: Ermmm.
Meteor: It's Love!
Meteor: If you have Love for this manga you can let anything slip!
Hiro(thinks): She only does this, but she saved me just now!!
}
Left 4-koma:{
Title: To commemorate...
Kana: Umm...It's the end so why don't we do something to commemorate it?
Meteor: Yeah.
Hiro(thinks): Eh! Like a last page where I get naked to stay in everyone's memories!? (cd: With my genitals up...)
Yuzu: Have some self-respect!!
Akai: Then, let's call everyone and do that.
Akai: Here, let's go!
Akai: 3-2-1---
}

p57
See you~~~(music note)
Arrow: Continues on the back cover(music note)

[English] [Translation] Meteor-san Strike desu! 11 by Eru13

2012-12-02T02:56:14+00:00

Reserved for Renzokusei. Don't use without my permission.

Meteor-san Strike Desu! 11
//You might want to read this FAQ about my translations before using this.

p1
Chapter 11 Confession

p2
Yuzu: Hiro flipped my skirt in front of everyoooone!
Yuzu: I can't become a bride anymooooore!!
Mom: Sorry Yuzu-chan, boys play pranks on the girls they like.
Yuzu: Eh?
Hiro: Huh!? As if!!
Mon: Hey, Hiro! What kind of hero makes girls cry!!
Yuzu's sd: Bieeeehn
Hiro: Uh!!
Hiro: ...I got it.

p3
Hiro: If that happens then all I have to do is make you my bride.
Hiro: So, don't cry!!
Yuzu: R-Really?
Hiro: Yeah, it's a promise, Heroes' don't go back on their words!!

p4 //this is an echo sort of thing
sd: What's with that~~~
sd: What's with that~~~
sd: What's with that~~~

p5
Hiro: That was a nightmare...
Hiro's sd: That must've been a nightmare, to begin with I don't remember it...
Hiro(thinks): It can't be that after that incident with the baseball...
Hiro(thinks): I started being conscious of that violent woman!? (cd: Impossible.)

p6
Kana: Good morning, Kobayashi-kun.
Yuzu: Hey there, Hiro!
Hiro(thinks): Kobato-chan
Hiro(thinks): And...
Hiro(thinks): Yuzu!
Yuzu: Hm?
Yuzu: Your face's all red, you have a cold?
Hiro: Huh? No-No-Not really~~~!!

p7
Yuzu's sd: Let's see
Yuzu: Hot~~~! Don't you have a fever!?
Hiro: (figures) I-I'll go to the infirmary!!
Yuzu: What's with him?
Omega: ...A farce. // Omega's only dialog since her introductory chapter has always been this... ¬¬

p8
Hiro(thinks): Let's calm down!
Hiro(thinks): She's a violent woman, why are you getting conscious of her!?
Hiro(thinks): My heart's only for "My Angel"!! //"My angel" is written as "Kobato-chan"
Kana's sd: Kobayashi-kun.
Hiro(thinks): Alright...Now that it's turn to this, this time I'll really...

p9
Hiro(thinks): Confess to Kobato-chan!!
Hiro(thinks): The last time I did it that happened...
Flashback: Kobato-chan
Flashback: I love youuuuu!!
Hiro(thinks): I was so scared I didn't asked for an answer so this is my rematch!
Meteor: That's the resolution you need!!

p10
Hiro: Meteor!?
Meteor: As expected from Kobayashi Hiro, you're trying to act before the problem is announced.
Hiro: Eh, Problem!? (cd: Act?)
Hiro(thinks): It can't be...This time's problem is...
Meteor: This time, several meteorite monsters are coming so the difficulty will increase,
Meteor: But if you have that resolution you'll be able to get over it!!
Meteor: The 9th Problem.

p11
Meteor: Confess your love to Kobato Kana!!
Hiro(thinks): Eh~~~!?
Hiro: No! I was planning to confess!!
Hiro: But that's because I love Kobato-chan, not because humanity will be destroyed---
SFX: Rattle

p12
Akai: I heard your little talk.
Hiro: Akai!? Wha-! With talk you mean---
Hiro: How much did you hear---!?
Akai: Hm? Did you talk about anything other than you confessing to Kobato-chan!?
Hiro: Eh!? No, no-not really...
Akai: Well, if it's that you can leave it to me.

p13
Box: The 87th V Meeting //I changed the translation of this for a good reason, you'll see in a couple of pages.
Akai: Now, comrades.
Box: President: Akai
Akai: Finally our comrade Hiro
Akai: Will confess to Kobato Kana.
Akai: ---So,
sd: Ooooh
Akai: Since the time has come shouldn't we come up with a good plan!?
Hiro: "Good plan" my ass! You just want to screw around using this as theme!!
Hiro?: President!!

p14
Guy: He really has to start complimenting her to make her get a better impression of him!
Box: *Likes Galges //Gal Games, non-h dating sims
Guy: He should also appeal by casually saying how much he loves her!!
Box: *An extract from a manual book
Guy: Sending her a letter might also be good!
Box: *He's written tenths of them but sent none
Hiro(thinks): Th-Those are good points!?
Box: *Romantic experience: "0"
Akai: Everyone wants your confession to succeed.

p15
Akai: We're all comrades whose souls are connected---
Akai: The V* Alliance!
Akai: *V=Virgin //So, the original japanese uses a "D" because virgin is "Doutei", I didn't know this on the previous ch so I just went with the D but this is a more accurate translation
Hiro: Thank you! I'll definitely succeed with my confession!! (cd: Sorry I misunderstood you.)

p16
Kana: So, what do you want from me, Kobayashi-kun?
Hiro: Emm
Hiro: Umm
Hiro: Ahmm
Hiro: Emm...
Akai: Daaaah, confess quickly!!
Yuzu: ...

p17
Yuzu: What are you guys doing!?
Yuzu: Hiro and...Kobato?
Hiro: Ahmm~~~
Hiro: Umm~~~
Yuzu: Mmm~~~
Hiro(thinks): This is bad! I'm super nervous...
Hiro(thinks): I can't say anything...What should I do...
Guy: He really has to start complimenting her to make her get a better impression of him!

p18
Hiro: Kobato-chan, you sure have Huge Breasts.
Kana: ...Yeah...Thank you...
Hiro(thinks): ---Just what am I saying! Follow up!!
Guy: He should also appeal by casually saying how much he loves her!!
Hiro: That's right, you should be proud, truth to be told I...

p19
Hiro: Have even used you as Fap Material!!
Hiro(thinks): Just what am I confessiiiing!?
Kana: ...

p20
Kana: You want to eat rice? (cd: With my breasts?) //Ok, both "fap material" and "side dishes" are said "okazu", that's what Kana misunderstood
Akai(thinks): Barely safe, huh! (cd: What a natural airhead.)
Akai's sd: Ah
Guy's sd: Hey
Hiro: Eh, guys!?
Yuzu: Kobato!!

p21
Kana: Yuzu-chan.
Yuzu: The teacher's calling for you, hurry!
Kana: Eh!? But! (cd: Sorry, Kobayashi-kun)
Guys' sd: Buhyahyahya

p22
Hiro: You guys...It can't be...You were peeping...
Akai: As expected from the Hero, you calmly did things we could never do.
Guys' sd: We're mesmerized and admire that!!
SFX: snap
Head: Patience
Hiro: You bastards!! (cd: You really were screwing around!!)

p23
Hiro: I'm an idiot-idiot-idiot! Why did I confess like that!!
Akai: Calm down Hiro, you're still fine, this is just between us,
Akai: But it seems Kobato-chan is interested in you.
Hiro: Shut up! From now on I
Hiro: Won't trust you!!
Yuzu: That's true.

p24
Akai: This is our special advisor, Yuzu-san.
Hiro: Geh!
Hiro: Did you tell her too!?
Yuzu's sd: "Geh?"...

p25
Yuzu: I asked her before, how she feels about you...
Flashback: I love him.
Asterisk: You can read the details in chapter 8 (included in KC volume 2)!
Hiro: For real!?
Hiro: Then, maybe I'll confess with a letter this time...
Box: His heart broke with the last confession.
Yuzu: ...
Hiro: Hey!? What are you doing!!
Yuzu: ...

p26
Yuzu: Don't get cold feet, idiot!
Yuzu: If you're a hero just confess to her!!
Hiro: I'm not scared! Just look!!

p27
Kana: What's is it that you need from me, Kobayashi-kun?
Kana: Is it something important?
Hiro: Y...Yeah, well.

p28
Hiro(thinks): This is bad~~~! I'm incredibly nervous again~~~!!
Hiro(thinks): If she rejects me, will our relationship be over...
Hiro(thinks): This is bad, I'm scared...
Hiro(thinks): If that will happen we should stay as friends... Ah! But the Earth will...
Box: "Don't get cold feet, idiot! If you're a hero just confess to her!!"
Hiro: Kobato-chan,

p29-30
Hiro: I love you,
Hiro: Please marry me!!
Hiro(thinks): ---I just skipped 2 or 3 steps---!!

p31
Kana: Ko-Kobayashi-kun, what part of me
Kana: Do you like?
Hiro: Eh?
Hiro's sd: Emm...
Hiro: Kobato-chan trusted me when everyone called me a liar
Flashback: I believe in you.
Flashback: I mean, Kobayashi-kun's eyes aren't the eyes of a liar.
Hiro: That made me so happy,
Hiro: So...

p32
Hiro: I love that kind you!!
Hiro(thinks): Gwooh! I said it, I'm so embarrassed!!

p33
Kana: I'm sorry.
Hiro: ...
Hiro: Wh-Why!?

p34
Kana: The reason Kobayashi-kun just said...
Kana: Isn't that a bit different to a romantic feeling?
Hiro: Eh?
Hiro: ...That's not-
Kana: ...I...

p35
Kana: Am not your mother. //please treat the burn with cold water
Box: Eh!? What does that...

p36
Guys: The consolation prize~~~!! You were rejected (music note)
Akai: Hey! The people who lost the bet, pay up.
Arrow: Food Tickets
Guy's sd: Damn it, I thought it would go well.
Ticket: Curry Rice
Guy's sd: I misjudged.
Akai: Well~~~You made me profit, hero!
Hiro: You guys...
Akai: Ah! Here he comes!?
Guys' sd: Huh

p37
Hiro: Sorry but, leave me alone.
Akai: Y-Yeah, cheer up.
Hiro(thinks): ...But, with this I cleared the test, right...That's the only relief!

p38
Meteor: No, You've Failed, Kobayashi Hiro.
Meteor: There wasn't enough Love in that confession!!
Meteor: What will you do, Kobayashi Hiro!? At this rate---

p39-40
Meteor: Humanity will be destroyed!!

p41
Yuzu: Kobato!!
Yuzu: I heard from Akai, why did you reject Hiro!?
Yuzu: Didn't you say you loved him?

p42
Kana: That was...
Kana: Because I wanted Yuzu-chan to become true to her feelings.
Kana: I know
Kana: How much Yuzu-chan loves Kobayashi-kun.

p43
Kana: Why don't you tell him your feelings?
Yuzu: I can't.
Yuzu: I'm not qualified to do that.
Kana: Why?
Yuzu: ...
Kana: If you're Ok with me I'd like you to tell me.
Kana: I want to help you,
Kana: Because I...

p44
Kana: Love Yuzu-chan!

p45
Yuzu: ...But, sorry,
Yuzu: I really can't tell this feelings to Hiro.
Yuzu: Because it was my fault that Hiro's mother...
Yuzu: Died.
Box: Chapter 11 End

[English] [Translation] Meteor-san Strike desu! 10 by Eru13

2012-11-26T03:19:50+00:00

Reserved for Renzokusei. Don't use without my permission.

Meteor-san Strike Desu! 10
//sd: side dialog, cd: corner dialog

p1
Yuzu: Hiro, we're having a baseball special training!!
Hiro: ...
Hiro: ...Why?
Yuzu: Eh?

p2
Yuzu: Ah, Tomorrow's the baseball tournament.
Yuzu: If you and your inexistent reflexes drag us back we'll be in trouble so I'll train you!!
Hiro: I don't need anything right now(music note) //this is the sort of thing you tell a door-to-door salesman or something
Yuzu: Hey!?
Yuzu: I'm doing this for your sake! You idiot Hiro!!
Hiro: Ah, how noisy.
Hiro(thinks): Special Training...How much does that muscle gorilla want to win...
Hiro(thinks): Come to think of it, she made me do this a lot of times before.
Box: Reliving Countless Traumas
Hiro: Rather, it's baseball tomorrow...Maybe I should skip~~~
Hiro: Sigh
Meteor: That's impossible.

p3
Meteor: A problem, Kobayashi Hiro!
Hiro: Meteor!? Eh, problem!??
Hiro: Wa-Wait, time out!!
Meteor: No matter how long I wait, the fact that the Meteorite Monster is coming won't change.
Hiro: That's right but... (cd: My heart's not prepared...)
Meteor: The 8th Problem.
Hiro: Waaaah, waaaaah!!

p4
Meteor: Bat a home run in tomorrow's Baseball Tournament!!
Hiro: Impossible, Impossible, Impossible!!
Hiro: It's definitely impossible!!!
Hiro: Don't you know that I'm bad with sports!!
Meteor: Hmph, don't worry.

p5
Box: Let us explain here, Meteor's cleavage is connected to a 4th dimensional space that has various tools in it.
Meteor: Meteor Bat!!
Meteor: This bat is linked with a Certain part of Kobayashi Hiro's body.
Meteor: If you draw this bat's power out making a home run is a piece of cake!
Hiro: ...Linked to a certain part?

p6
Chapter 10: Rise, Hero!!

p7
Box: Baseball Tournament ---First Round---
Meteor: Striiiiiike!!
Box: *This time Meteor-san is the umpire.
Hiro(thinks): Damn it~~~ I'm as bad as always...Like this making a home run is...
Hiro(thinks): And Meteor didn't teach me how to draw the bat's power. (cd: She said finding that out is part of the test.)

p8
Girl: Ah~~ah, Just expecting something from Kobayashi is a waste, isn't it?
Girl's sd: Kyahaha, you said it.
Yuzu: Hiro, look at the ball before you swing! You'll definitely be able to hit it!!
Hiro(thinks): You idiot! If I could hit it just by looking I wouldn't suffer!!
Hiro(thinks): Hm?
Girl's sd: Ah~~~
Yuzu's sd: Look Closely.

p9
Hiro: There are two huge balls!?

p10
Hiro: Eh?
sd: Oh, it's a hit.
Voice: Saaaafe!!

p11
Hiro(thinks): Ooooooh
Hiro(thinks): My first hit ever!!
Hiro(thinks): What's this? I feel a great power from the bat!!
Arrow: He was so excited that he ran with it.

p12
Hiro(thinks): It can't be!
Meteor: This bat is linked with a Certain part of Kobayashi Hiro's body.
Box: This means Bat = Penis!?
Meteor: Yes,
Meteor: Exactly.

p13
Hiro: You idiooot! How's this a love problem!! (cd: What "Exactly"!!)
Meteor: What are you saying? When you think about the other sex,
Asterisk: This was sent through telepathy.
Meteor: That Love sprouts there is...
Meteor: Inevitable!!
Hiro(thinks): Just as always...
Hiro's sd: My head hurts~~~
Hiro(thinks): However...Now that I know that...

p14
Hiro(thinks): On my next turn at bat, I'll think(fantasize) about Kobato-chan
Kana's sd: If it's Kobayashi-kun it's fine.
Hiro(thinks): And hit a home run!! (cd: Sorry, Kobato-chan)
Girl: You did it, Kobayashi, I'm getting a better opinion of you!
Girls' sd: Kobayashi, You're so cool!
Yuzu's sd: It wasn't that bad.

p15
Hiro(thinks): I get a feeling...This will be...
Hiro(thinks): My first time as a sports "Hero"!!
Hiro(thinks): ...But, if I hit a home run this test...Will end.
Hiro(thinks): ...Well, contributing to the class' cause is also important.
Hiro's sd: Gehehe
Hiro(thinks): My "home run" is "Kobato-chan" to the end! (cd: So just for a bit)

p16
Text: After that Hiro used his fantasies---I mean, the bat's powers and...
Voice: RBI Hit! //Run-batted-in hit
Text: 2-D #2 Kurosawa Yoriko
Text: 2-D #17 Niiyama Fuyumi
Voice: Double!!
Voice: Triple!!!
Text: 2-D #15 Hasegawa Madoka
Girls' sd: Kyaah~~~Kobayashi-kun
Yuzu: ...
Text: And finally...

p17
Chart: Final
Girl: Kobayashi-kun, are you thirsty?
Hiro: ...
Girl: Kobayashi-kun<3
Girl: Ah, Kobayashi-kun, should I wipe your sweat?
Girl: Kobayashi-kun(music note)
Hiro: Fufufu!

p18
Hiro(thinks): Baseball's the beeeest!!
Yuzu: Tch!
Hiro: How's this, have you seen my true power!!? I really didn't need to train, did I?
Yuzu: Huh? Don't get cocky just because you won a few games.
Hiro: Oh god~~~Are you jealous of my great work?
Yuzu: ...You.
Hiro: ---Hey, watch out!!

p19
Hiro: Sorry, sorry, well, it's ok, right? We don't even know if they're there or not.
Hiro: And I'm 100% sure that I won't fantasize with you.
Yuzu: That's obvious, you big pervert!!
Hiro: ...1000% sure.

p20
Girl: Are you ok? Kobayashi!
Hiro's sd: I'm ok, I won't die until I hit a home run.
Text: What's this...Irritation I feel...
Voice: Striiiike, batter out!!
Boy's sd: Woo, Kobayashi is a clumsy batter~~~
Boy's sd: So nonathletic.
Yuzu: Hiro...Special training!
Hiro: Eh~~~...
Hiro: ...Ok...

p21
Yuzu's sd: Run faster
Yuzu's sd: 100 times more
Yuzu's sd: Orah orah
Voice: Striiiike, batter out!!
All: ...
Hiro: I'm sorry, Yuzu...
Yuzu: ...Hiro...
Hiro: But,

p22
Hiro: I'll hit it next time so train me again!!
Hiro: Now, there's only a few turns left,
Hiro: So I should just hit a home run~~~(music note)

p23
Yuzu: ...That idiot.
Kana: ...
Omega: ...A farce.
Hiro(thinks): Phew~~~ Popular guys have it hard.
Hiro(thinks): However, Kobato-chan is the only girl in my heart.
Hiro(thinks): That I can't hit a home run with the other girls is the biggest proof.
Hiro(thinks): Now, let the fantasy begin!!

p24
Girl(?)'s sd: Fight Kobayashi-kun
Meteor: Striiiike!!

p25
Hiro(thinks): Kuh, you're a bother Busuzawa~~~ I can't see Kobato-chan!! //Busu = ugly
Girl(?)'s sd: It's only begun.
Girl(?)'s sd: You can do it.
Hiro(thinks): I told you you're a bother!!
Hiro(thinks): ...Damn it! It's better to look and then fantasize but now that it's turn to this I'll close my eyes...

p26
Hiro(thinks): Gyaaah! I can't take her out of my mind!!
Heart: Kiss
Meteor: Striiiike, Batter out!!
Girl: Aaah, Kobayashi is really Kobayashi.
Girl: You're right...
Kana: ...
Girl's sd: Eeek, how frustrating~~~
Hiro(thinks): Damn it~~~ it wasn't supposed to be like this...
Meteor: Kobayashi Hiro.

p27
Meteor: I think you know but, if you don't hit a home run in your next turn---
Meteor: Humanity will be destroyed!!
Hiro: This is bad, this is bad...This is really bad...
Suzuki: Why are you trembling? The real thing starts now.

p28
Voice: Change of Pitcher
Hiro(thinks): Him!?
Suzuki: The messenger from the Southern Cross, Suzuki Southern-Cross.
Box: Suzuki Southern-Cross Meteor's junior who appeared in the last chapter (An alien).

p29
Suzuki: Hmph.
Girls' sd: Kyaaah, Southern-Cross-sama
Akai: That was an incredible ball, to think that class C had that guy (cd: That's a great miscalculation...)
Hiro: ...
Hiro(thinks): Isn't the Earth done for now!?
Hiro(thinks): God damn it, why didn't I hit a home run when I had the chance? I'm such an idiot!!
Hiro(thinks): That's it! If I tell him the situation and get him to collaborate...
Hiro: !?

p30
Suzuki: Whoops, when I remembered what happened last chapter
Suzuki: I just put too much strength on it...
Hiro(thinks): No room for negotiations!!
Box: And the fated last turn came!!
Girl's sd: Good luck
Hiro(thinks): She's really a bother...
Suzuki: Where are you looking at!!

p31
Hiro(thinks): I hit it!?
Meteor: Fouuuuul!!
Meteor: I forgot to tell you but, if you only have some half-hearted love, the damage will be directly sent to the linked part.
Hiro: Don't forget about thaaat!!
Suzuki: To think that you could hit that...
Suzuki: But,
Suzuki: This isn't the best I can do.
Hiro(thinks): Wha!

p32
Hiro(thinks): Whaaaat!!
Meteor: Fouuuuul!
Meteor: Fouuuuul!!
Meteor: Fouuuuul!!!
All: !?
Girls: Hiroooo!!
Hiro(thinks): Sorry, everyone, I'm on my limit, the pain...Won't...
Hiro(thinks): Let me stand!!
Hiro(thinks): But at this rate the Earth will be...

p33
Kana: Stand up, Kobayashi-kun!!
Hiro(thinks): I'm sorry, Kobato-chan...
Yuzu: Don't give up!
Yuzu: Aren't you...A hero!!

p34
Hiro: Woooooh
All's sd: Ooooh

p35
Voice: He stood up!!
Suzuki: Hmm, you stood up, huh.
Suzuki: Then, to show my respect for that---
Suzuki: I'll throw will all my strength!!
Hiro(thinks): For real!?
Hiro(thinks): However, I can't fantasize with Kobato-chan, and I can't hit a home run with other girls,
Hiro(thinks): What should I do in this situation...?

p36
Suzuki: Southern Cross "Ougi" Vacuum Tornado Ball!!!
Big Kanji: Boom //or Roar
Hiro(thinks): What should I do...

p37
Hiro: Not yeeeet!!
Hiro: Ow!
Yuzu's message:{
Left Side: Don't give up, Aren't you...
Right side: A hero!!
}
Hiro: God damn iiiiit! It can't be helped!!
Hiro: It's all or nothing, I'll fantasize with Yuzu's "washboard"...

p38-39
Hiro(thinks): Eh!?

p40
Hiro(thinks): Wha-
Hiro(thinks): What's with this!?

p41
Hiro(thinks): What's with this!!?
SFX: *step*

p42
Voice: 0 - 1, it's Class D's victory!!
Hiro: Good grief, I somehow got through this...
Hiro: But, why could I hit it with that? (cd: They were all memories about her being violent with me.)
Hiro: Hey, Meteor! What about the Meteorite Monster!?
Meteor: Rest assured, Kobayashi Hiro, you destroyed it with your "Hero Home run".
Hiro: For real!?
Hiro: This is an amazing bat...
Meteor: No, what's amazing is not the bat...

p43
Meteor: It's Kobayashi Hiro and Saegusa Yuzu's...
Meteor: Love.
Hiro: No, I'm no masochist!!
Suzuki's sd: I lost again...
Yuzu: Hirooooo!!
Hiro(thinks): Yuzu...

p44
Yuzu: Hey, why is your face red?
Hiro: Huh!? Tha-That doesn't matter!!
Akai: Rather, Hiro, that bulge in your lower body... (cd: And it's somehow bent...) //ouch, just ouch really
Hiro: Eh?
Box: However, the Meteorite Monsters will still come.
Yuzu: You're the worst!!
Hiro: Gyan!!
Box: Don't lose Hero, do your best hero, Until the day true peace comes to Earth!
Chapter 10 End

[English] [Translation] Meteor-san Strike desu! 9 by Eru13

2012-04-06T19:49:45+00:00

Reserved for Ctrl Alt Elite. Don't use without my permission.

Meteor-san Strike Desu! 9
//sd: side dialog, cd: corner dialog

Black & White cover
Suzuki: Meteor-senpai! I wasn't called for the group photo---!
Box: Sorry! I forgot to draw you... Takuji
//Omega's sign has the special thanks part

Index:
Chapter 9: Suzuki Southern-Cross Arrived!!! --- 005
Chapter 10: Rise, Hero!! --- 051
Chapter 11: Confession --- 096
Final Chapter: Meteor-san Strike Desu! --- 143
//as with last volume, translating the summary was a pain, so I didn't do it XD

Character Summaries:
//they're exactly the same as with last volume so you can go with those

p1
Hiro(thinks): This is bad! There's no time!!
Hiro(thinks): There's 8 hours 25 minutes before classes end
Hiro(thinks): Before that...

p2
Hiro(thinks): I have to see 100 panties!!
Chapter 9: Suzuki Southern-Cross Arrived!!!

p3
Hiro: Special Move, Hero Typhoon!!
Girl: Hey---- Kobayashi!!
Girl's sd: I'll kill you
Hiro(thinks): Sorry... This is also to protect the Earth!!

p4
Meteor: The 7th Problem
Meteor: Before classes end
Meteor: See 100 panties!!
Hiro(thinks): 100 Panties!?
Hiro: Another problem with panties!
Hiro: ---Rather, isn't this one harder than before!?
Meteor: The Super Zgadkan are coming...

p5
Box: Let us explain! The Super Zgadkan are super bigger than the normal Zgadkan
Box: Super Strong!!
Arrow: Normal Size
Meteor: Therefore, a great quantity of "Love Waves" are needed to destroy them
Meteor: And to draw out a great quantity of "Love Waves"...
Hiro: The problem gets harder...
Meteor: Right, and this time there's an alien that'll will try to hinder you, Kobayashi Hiro
Meteor: You need to be prepared
Hiro: Eh!? Really!! (cd: The problem alone is tough)

p6
Hiro(thinks): She just said "You'll understand later" and never told me anything but...
Hiro(thinks): Just who... maybe Omega!?
Hiro(thinks): No, it doesn't matter who comes!
Hiro(thinks): I'll just have to do what I can* for now!! (cd: *Flipping skirts)
Hiro: Special Move, Hero...

p7
Suzuki: Southern cross gale wave!!!
Girl's sd: Hey are you alright Kobayashi...
Hiro's sd: Guoooh
Suzuki: Go away scoundrel! It's outrageous that you aimed for this maidens' underwear!!
Girl's sd: Eh
Hiro: Wha!?
Hiro(thinks): You rascal, where are you!?
Suzuki: Hahahaha! Where are you looking at!!

p8
Hiro: Wha! He jumped!?

p9
Suzuki: Suzuki Southern-cross Arrives!!! //yeah, his name is southern cross
Suzuki: Being with a wicked heart, in the name of the Southern Cross I'll defeat you!!
Girl's SFX: *ba-dump*
Suzuki: Hmph
Hiro(thinks): E----h!? It's weird to go "Ba-dump" now right! (cd: And he did this after breaking the glass!!)
Hiro(thinks): Huh! No way!!
Meteor: That's right

p10
Meteor: This man will try to hinder Kobayashi Hiro's test
Hiro(thinks): Just as I thought!!
Suzuki: It's been a while, Meteor-senpai
Meteor: Yeah
Asterisk: She's talking through telepathy
Suzuki: Now
Suzuki: I'm sorry for the earthlings but this is my mission!
Suzuki: I'll stop you from fulfilling your ambitions!

p11
Hiro(thinks): He's fast!!
Suzuki: Southern Cross Gale Palm!!!
Hiro: Guha!!
Suzuki: There's no rival for my fists!
Hiro(thinks): Ju,Just what is he... (cd: He...He's strong...)
Akai's sd: Hmmm

p12
Big characters:{
After that...
Suzuki Southern-cross was always blocking Kobayashi Hiro's way!!
}
Suzuki's sd: Where are you looking at
Suzuki: Hmph
Suzuki: Hmph
Girls' sd: Kya~h
Suzuki: Hmph
Girls' sd: Southern-cross-sama
Hiro: Shit~~~ Damn that Southern-cross! At this rate I won't be able to see 100 panties...
Hiro: Moreover his popularity is increasing while mine's decreasing...
Akai: It seems you're having a hard time, Hero

p13
Hiro: Akai
Akai: Yo
Hiro: ...Sorry but I'm in a hurry now, see you
Akai: How cold
Akai: Would you say the same thing after seeing this?
Hiro: ?
Hiro: This is!?

p14 //I'll go row by row from left to right, top to bottom
*My top 100 panties (No particular order)
Capture degree of difficulty AA from now on marked with (read note a substitute this with something)//ok, in here it says that they're marked with this kanji 攻 in a circle, for typesetting i guess it'd be better to use a circle or a star
1st row:{
2-C Kurosawa Yoriko
(check note) Low leg //this specific circle has a different kanji "珍" that means rare, i guess you should specify this somehow
1-A Saitou Shiori
2-A Honda Ryouko
2-D Saegusa Yuzu
}
2nd Row:{
2-A Kido Yayoi
3-A Toumoto Hikaru
(capture degree symbol) A
Kendo Master
2-A Fujimoto Kaede
2-D Kobato Kana
(capture degree symbol) AA
There's Yakuza
}
3rd Row:{
2-D Fujii Rika
She kinda looks like me...
3-D Kuze Minako
One of the 3 glasses beauties
3-B Kinoshita Sakurako
A loli with black panties
3-C Kawaguchi Sayo
}
4th Row:{
2-B Endou Harue
She's clumsy and falls a lot so it was easy
She's also the class rep
3-B Hayashi Shinako
1-A Fujimori Hiyori
1-D Ichimura Kaori //This one's kinda blocked by Hiro's finger, you might want to simulate that
}

p15
1st Row:{
2-D Oono Maki
Certainly my choice
2-D Tanabe Yoshiko
(capture degree symbol) A
Arrow: Ladies
Not matching her face, cute panties
3-B Ishibashi Mika
1-D Fuyutsuki Renge
}
2nd Row:{
1-B Honjou Haruna
3-C Jinjuuji Kyouko
Oh, a T-back
1-D Abe Rin
2-A Nikaidou Ryouko
Tanaka said he'd give 1000 yen to see them (lol)
}
3rd Row:{
//can't see the first one
3-D Matsumoto Tama
2-D Oguchi Reiko
Has supernatural powers
2-D Niiyama Fuyumi
Arrow: She's wearing really erotic panties
}
4th Row:{
Rika //can't see last name nor class
3-D Goshogawara Hitomi
No comment...
1-C Ichinose Mai
1-A Saotome Ren
(capture degree symbol) AA
It seems she's a ninja
Male underwear!?
}
Hiro: ...
Hiro: A panties list!?

p16
Hiro: And there's 100 here...
Hiro's sd: There's 4 pages
Hiro: You why... I mean, how did you get this?
Akai: I saw you and couldn't let that pass, if you have this you won't see one twice right?
Akai: I'm called an information dealer for something
Hiro: Akai...
Akai's sd: How I got that is a trade secret
Hiro(thinks): You talk about seeing them twice but as long as he's hindering me there's no meaning but...
Page:{
3-D Kuze Minako
One of the 3 glasses beauties
A loli with black panties
}
Hiro(thinks): ..........however
Hiro(thinks): I'm on fire!!
Hiro(thinks): Now that it's turn to this I'll show him that I wasn't called "Hiro the flipper*" for nothing (cd: *His nickname during elementary school)
SFX: Ding dong dang dong

p17
Hiro: Special Move, Hero Typhoon!!
Girl's sd: Kobayashi...
Hiro's sd: Ahahahaha
Girl's sd: I'll kill you
Suzuki: Kuh! I was a tad late...
Suzuki: Damn him, that speed, is he really an Earthling!?
Akai: No, he's a Hero
Suzuki: You are, Kobayashi Hiro's friend...

p18
Akai: Here
Akai: This is the list of the Hiro's targets
Akai: Use this to ambush him or something
Suzuki: Wha!!
Suzuki: Weren't you his ally!? Why are you doing this!!
Akai: This is the reason <3

p19
Hiro(thinks): This is going good!!
Hiro(thinks): If I continue like this I might be able to finish...
Hiro(thinks): However...
Boy's sd: You're doing great Hero
Boy's sd: Try with C class' Yuri-chan next
Hiro(thinks): The guys are enjoying this but
Hiro(thinks): My popularity with the girls is on a downfall...tohoho
Girl's sd: You're the worst
Girl's sd: Someone call Suzuki-kun
Hiro(thinks): Moreover the rumor is spreading and they're on guard...
Hiro(thinks): But, I have to do this!!
Yuzu: Hiro!!

p20
Hiro(thinks): Yuzu...
Hiro(thinks): Kobato-chan
Yuzu: "Flipping skirts again"---
Yuzu: Are you stupid!? Stop immediately!! (cd: You'll be killed by the girls)
Hiro(thinks): Kuh!
Kana: Is there... a reason for this, Kobayashi-kun?
Hiro(thinks): What should I do!? There's no way they'll believe my reasons and the list includes Kobato-chan...
Hiro(thinks): But I can't...

p21
Suzuki: Wait there!!
Suzuki: Suzuki Southern-cross arrives!!!
Hiro(thinks): He came---!!
Yuzu: You wait! We're talking with Hiro...
Suzuki: Do it later this man is dangerous...

p22
Suzuki(thinks): H,How lovely!!
Suzuki: Step back, this pervert is also aiming for your underwear
Yuzu's sd: Wha
Hiro: Hey!!
Hiro: I,It's a misunderstanding, Kobato-chan!!
Hiro(thinks): ...actually he's right...

p23
Suzuki: There's no use in arguing!!
Suzuki: Southern Cross Storm Strong Palm Wave!!!
Hiro(thinks): Guooh!
Hiro(thinks): What a wind!!
Suzuki: Hmph...It seems I got too serious
Suzuki: Ladies, are you alright?

p24
Yuzu: You, was that on purpose...
Suzuki: No way... you're wrong!!
Hiro: ...
Hiro: That's a lie!!

p25
Hiro: That was totally on purpose right!? You pervert---!!
Hiro: Let's put an end to this, have a duel with me after school!!
Suzuki: Hmm
Suzuki: Looks like you're really eager to die young...

p26
Akai: So, the battle of the century is about to begin!
Girls' sd: Southern-cross-sama
Boys' sd: Hero Kobayashi!!
Akai: Kobayashi Hiro vs Suzuki Southern-cross, just who of them is this school's Hero!?
Akai: By the way, the comments will be done as always by me, Akai and---
Omega: A farce...
Akai: Tanaka Omega-chan
Suzuki: I'll praise you for not running away
Hiro: Hmph! Th,The same goes for you
Yuzu: That idiot, even though he's really bad at fighting...
Kana: Kobayashi-kun...
Akai: Fight!!

p27
Hiro: Uwoooh!!
Akai: An instant kill---!! He's weak! He's overhelmingly weak, Kobayashi Hiro!! (cd: Are you really the main character, give me my money back)
Suzuki(thinks): As I thought he's nothing special...
Suzuki(thinks): Why is Meteor-senpai so...

p28
Suzuki(thinks): The first time I met Meteor-senpai was---
Suzuki(thinks): When my planet was attacked by the space monsters when I was a kid
Suzuki's sd: Eek
Meteor: Meteor Bea----m!!

p29
Suzuki(thinks): That day I...
Suzuki(thinks): Saw a god!!

p30
Meteor: I see...
Meteor: So that's the reason why you got in the Administration Bureau of the Space Union
Suzuki: Yes! That's right!!
Suzuki: Meteor-senpai is the #1 hero in the universe!!
Meteor: No, I'm nothing compared to that man
Suzuki: Wha!
Suzuki: Who's that man!?

p31
Meteor: "Kobayashi Hiro"
Meteor: He's...
Meteor: A Hero among heroes!!
Suzuki(thinks): No!!!
Suzuki(thinks): Senpai is being decieved, there's no way this guy is a "Hero among heroes"
Suzuki: Hmph
Suzuki(thinks): However, with this Meteor-senpai will open her eyes
Hiro: Not yet

p32
Hiro: You won't defeat me with only that...
Suzuki: Hmm, you stood up...
Yuzu: ...
Suzuki: Then to show respect for those guts I'll show 1/10 of my power!!
Suzuki: Southern cross Gale Fist!!!
Suzuki: Southern cross Double Fang Attack!!!
Suzuki: Southern cross Gale Kick!!!
Suzuki: Now... to finish this
Yuzu: Stop it!!

p33
Akai: Ooooh! An intruder has come in!!
Yuzu: The match's over!
Yuzu: No matter how you see it you've won!!
Suzuki: ...
Kana: Yuzu-chan
Hiro: I said "not yet" right...

p34
Hiro: Move it... Yuzu...
Yuzu: Huh!? What are you saying, you're all worn out!
Hiro: Shut up! Don't interfere in a duel between men!!
Yuzu: I'm done! Die if you want, idiot!!
Hiro: I told you you won't beat me like that...right!?
Hiro: Come with all you've got!!
Suzuki: Then...
Suzuki: I'll have to hit you with all I've got!!

p35
Suzuki's sd: Uwoooh
Suzuki: Southern Cross "Ougi" Gale Wave of the Great Wind God!!!!
Hiro: Uwaah!!
Hiro: ---But I was waiting for this wind!
Hiro: This is my bold sacrifice move!!

p36-37
Hiro: Super Hero Typhoon!!!
Hiro's sd: Oh, What a view
Meteor: You pass!!

p38
Meteor: Seeing 100 panties in the time limit...
Meteor: Splendid, Kobayashi Hiro!
Suzuki: Wait a second!!
Suzuki: This kind of underhanded methods aren't those of a Hero
Suzuki: And where's the Love in this!?
Meteor: Fool!!

p39
Meteor: Don't you get it! Kobayashi Hiro's... no all the male students'---
Meteor: "Love for panties"!!
Suzuki(thinks): "Love for panties"!?
Guys' sd: Panties panties
Hiro: That's right! No matter how desperate the situation a man is in
Hiro: For the sake of a panchira his indomable spirit will rise... //panchira: a girl's underwear showing accidentally
Hiro: If---

p40
Hiro: If you don't call that "love" then just what is "love"!!
Suzuki: It's my... loss
Boys' sd: Ooooh
Yuzu(thinks): This is too retarded!! (cd: Men...)
Meteor: However, this "love waves" are enormous... it should be more than enough
Meteor: I can release the "Fourth seal"
Hiro: the fourth seal?

p41
Box: They don't notice what's behind
Hiro(thinks): That idiotic thing...
Hiro(thinks): Moreover

p42-43
Hiro: She's not wearing anything... no
Hiro: It isn't attractive!! //This is a pun, not wearing underwear is said "Haite nai" here and not being attractive is "Haete nai", just in case you wanted to know

p44
Hiro: ...
Hiro: It becomes like that (cd: Women just...)
Meteor: Hmph!!
Box: Like this, the Earth's peace was protected
Meteor: Super Meteor Kick!!
Box: However the Meteorite Monsters will continue coming
Box: Don't lose Hero, do your best hero, Until the day true peace comes to Earth!
Box: By the way, Hiro was punched to death by the girls afterwards...
Hiro's sd: Wasn't I punched too much today
Yuzu: You deserved it!!
Suzuki: Why me too
Circular Box: End of chapter 9

[English] [Translation] Meteor-san Strike desu! 8 by Eru13

2012-01-16T03:28:44+00:00

Reserved for Ctrl Alt Elite. Don't use without my permission.

Meteor-san Strike Desu! 8
//sd: side dialog, cd: corner dialog

p1
Hiro: A----h!!
Hiro: Meteor you broke the bath's faucet again!
Meteor: Yea
Cup: Macrocosmos
Hiro: Not "Yea"! It's damn hot and I can't take a shower!!
Meteor: Yea
Dad: Calm down son
Dad: If you want to take a bath that much you can go here

p2
Dad: Super UFO bath-house!!
Ticket:{
Free Pass //Ticket
Grey: Free
Super
UFO
Bath-house
}
Box: Hiro's dad is the City hall's Tourist Division Chief
Box: The "super UFO bath-house" is a big hot springs theme park
Box: That was created to further enliven the city which became famous because of the UFOs
Hiro: It can't be helped, I'll just do that...
Meteor: When it comes to bath-houses it's my time to shine
Hiro: No it isn't
Dad: Son
Dad: This time's test is somewhat different to the ones before...

p3
Title: Chapter 8: If you read "Hero" in french it's "Ero"!!

p4
Hiro: This place's really shady (cd: What's with that UFO?)
Meteor: Are you hesitant, Kobayashi Hiro?
Meteor: You won't be able to be a hero like that
All of the signs: Super UFO Bath-house
Hiro: If you hadn't broken the bath's faucet I wouldn't need to come to a place like this! (cd: How many have you broken now?)
Arrow: Faucet
Meteor: Why are you angry? If you're going to complain, do so to this weak faucet
Hiro: Don't mess around with me! Rather, don't bring it!!
Anzu: A~~~~h<3

p5
Anzu: Meteor-onee-sama!!
Hiro(thinks): Who?
Anzu: It's been a while<3
Meteor: Yea, it's been a while, Saegusa Anzu
Hiro(thinks): It's only Anzu huh, when did this too become this close... (cd: She's still a big breast lover...
Anzu's sd: Hm, once more
Anzu: Ah! Hiro-nii, you were here
Anzu: I won't forget about the things you promised to treat me to
Hiro: ...Yeah
Hiro(thinks): She's really Yuzu's younger sister...
Yuzu: Geh, Hiro!

p6
Yuzu: Why do we have to meet with you even on holidays...
Kana: Good evening, Kobayashi-kun
Hiro(thinks): That's my line...
Hiro(thinks): Hmm, Kobato-chan came too!! (cd: Omega too)
Hiro: Hehehehe,hey, what a coincidence
Kana: Yea
Yuzu: We got some free passes from uncle //hiro's dad
Hiro(thinks): Old man, great job!
Hiro: Y,yoyoyoyo your plain clothes suit you very well...
Kana: Th, thanks
Yuzu: I'm also wearing plain clothes...
Anzu: Hmmmmm

p7 //I'll translate the signs of each panel from right to left
Panel 1:
Women
Men
Panel 3:
Jupiter Bath
Saturn Bath
Bath
Panel 4: Space suit Sauna
Hiro: ...
Hiro: What's this!?
Box: (text above hiro's dad face: Memo) The "Super UFO Bath-house" is a "Macrocosmos Theme Park" that used 1/3 of the city's budget!
Hiro's sd: Wha, 1/3, are you serious...

p8
Hiro(thinks): However, right now Kobato-chan is behind that wall
Hiro(thinks): I'm kind of excited...
Anzu: Uwah, Kobato-san's breast are really big
Kana: I, It's not that
Hiro(thinks): This voice, it can't be...

p9
Anzu: Maybe they grew bigger?
Kana: E---h, No way...
Hiro(thinks): Grew "bigger"
Anzu: Then, I'll touch them to make sure
Kana: Hey, sto---
Kana: Hyaun<3
Yuzu: Hey! Anzu, stop it, Kobato doesn't like it!!
Meteor: Why don't you like it, breasts are a weapon, you should be proud

p10
Hiro(thinks): If this follows the usual pattern then, won't a problem that says "Peep on the women's bath" come out!?
Hiro(thinks): No! It'll definitely come!!
Box: Let us explain here, to protect the Earth from the meteorite monsters
Box: Kobayashi Hiro must clear the "Love tests" that the alien Meteor gives him!
Box: However those problems were all Sexual harassment-like things like flipping skirts or kissing!!
Box: 5 minutes passed
Hiro's sd: Sorry Kobato-chan
Hiro's sd: It's for the Earth
Box: 10 minutes passed
Hiro's sd: Wha
Hiro's sd: It's ok to do even that!?
Box: 20 minutes passed
Akai: Hey Hiro!

p11
Hiro: Akai!? (cd: You were here?)
Akai: Kobato-chan and the girls are here
Akai: Won't you come to peep on them?
Hiro: Huh? What are you saying, the problem hasn't even come...---!
Sign: Jupiter
Hiro: Th,There's no way I could go peep!!
Akai: Hiro, haven't you recently
Akai: become more passive?
Hiro's sd: Wha
Akai: I'll tell you something good

p12
Akai: If you read "Hero" in french
Akai: It's Ero!!
Hiro: ...You're right, I might've become a bit passive lately...
Hiro: I've awaken, partner! (cd: Thank you)
Akai: Oh, That's what a "Hero" is like!!

p13
Sign: Constellation Bath
Sign: Constellation Bath
Akai: This is the place (music note)
Hiro: The "Constellation Bath"? It's only a bath
Akai: Look above
Hiro: Above?

p14
Hiro: I can hear women's voices...
Hiro: Are we going to climb up using this stars?
Akai: Correct
Akai: Because of that it's a famous "Peeping spot" its alias is "Hell's Milky Way"
Akai: It seems no one has succeeded yet
Akai: Rumors say that your dad was involved on the design of this...
Hiro: The old man... no way

p15
Hiro: For now, Let's go!
Akai: Yeah!!
Hiro(thinks): It's a tough but somehow...

p16
Hiro(thinks): What's this!?
Akai: Ah! I forgot to tell you, there are some traps here so be careful
Hiro: ...Say it beforehand!
Hiro(thinks): There's no mistake, this is the old man's taste... (cd: Come to think of it he liked rock climbing)
Dad: This time's test is somewhat different to the ones before...
Hiro(thinks): The test was this huh... That stupid old man
Hiro(thinks): Shit! I won't lose
Hiro(thinks): Wait for me, Kobato-chan!!
Hiro: Hm?

p17
Maeda: Can you come with me for a bit
Hiro(thinks): Wha
Hiro(thinks): Kobato-chan's house's Yakuza!!

p18
Yuzu: I never thought that
Yuzu: The rooftop's UFO was an open air bath
Kana: Right
Meteor: Yea
Yuzu: Hey, Meteor...
Meteor: Hm? What happened, Saegusa Yuzu?
Yuzu: ...Emm
Kana: ...Yuzu-chan?
Yuzu: S...since you came...
Yuzu: It's like Hiro became like he was before...
Yuzu: He's as perverted as always but...
Yuzu: A,Anyhow...

p19
Yuzu: Thanks
Yuzu: ...I thought that I should say that at least once
Meteor: You don't need to thank me
Meteor: Kobayashi Hiro was Earth's Hero from the beginning
Meteor: But, if what you say is true then that's because of---
Meteor: His love towards you two
Yuzu: Wh,what are you saying so suddenly, I don't get it!!
Kana: Ah, That's right(music note)

p20
Kana: Can I call Yamada-san
Kana: "Meteor-chan" from now on?
Meteor: Yea, I don't mind
Kana: Great, I've always wanted to talk with Meteor-chan
Girl's sd: Kyai kyai
Hiro(thinks): Why did the sunglasses Yakuza from Kobato-chan's house--- rather, If he finds out that I tried to peep on her...
Box: Death
Hiro's sd: My stomach hurts...
Maeda: Kobayashi-kun
Hiro: Yesh!?

p21
Maeda: Thank you for saving the miss
Maeda: Last time
Maeda: It takes guts to say that while surrounded by a bunch hard-faced guys
Hiro: You make a girl bear the full brunt, and you dare call yourselves yakuza!?
Maeda: That's what a real man is like...
Hiro: N, No
Maeda: Thanks to that we snapped out of it and next time we'll really protect the miss
Maeda: But when she's at school---

p22
Maeda: Please protect the miss
Hiro: Yes!

p23
Hiro: Akai!?
Akai: Shit, I was this close to look at Kobato-chan nude!
Akai: Hiro, Why are you doing nothing!
Akai: You were all in for peeping on them!!
Akai: Hey, Are you listening, Hiro!!
Hiro: Akai, You idiot!!

p24
Hiro: Akai, It's your fault!
Akai: A true "Ero" is to be able to escape in this kind of moments //Ero is written with the kanjis for hero
Hiro: You say!!
Hiro(thinks): Geh, a dead end!
Maeda: What will you choose,
Maeda: Being buried or sinking in the ocean?
Hiro(thinks): Either of them
Hiro(thinks): I'll die, right!!

p25
Hiro: Omega!?
Maeda: Go away, young miss

p26
Omega: Onii-chan, that mister
Omega: Is staring at my naked body...
Omega?: Why?
Crowd's sd: Eh, that Yakuza is a lolicon
Crowd's sd: He's a real brute
Akai: Phew, it seems he's gone
Hiro: Poor him...
Hiro(thinks): But, why did she come to help me? (cd:She's 10 so she can barely get in the men's bath...
Omega: ...
Meteor: Let me explain

p27
Meteor: If Kobayashi Hiro's Heroic actions fulfill some fixed conditions
Meteor: Tanaka Omega is programmed to support him
Hiro: A hero is really ero?
Omega: ...
Akai: Alright Hiro, there's no time to waste!
Akai: Let's resume the challenge!!
Hiro: H,Hey, Wait!!
Omega: ...
Sign: Super UFO Bath-house

p28
Anzu: Alright! Now that everyone's getting along---
Anzu: It's time for the heart-throbbing questions!!
Yuzu: What are you saying so suddenly, Anzu...
Anzu: Being frank
Anzu: How do you feel about Hiro-nii?

p29
Hiro(thinks): Its no good... (cd: Rather, why am I still alive)
Hiro(thinks): If I don't find the basic trap pattern...

p30
Hiro(thinks): ...
Hiro(thinks): The stars look specially beautiful today
Hiro(thinks): Come to think of it, I watched the constellations with the old man in the past
Dad's sd: Hiro, become that sparkling star
Hiro's sd: Got it, Dad
Hiro(thinks): The stars were beautiful too that day...
Hiro(thinks): Hm? Constellations...
Sign: Constellation
Hiro(thinks): And stars...
Hiro(thinks): No way!!

p31
Sign: Constellation Bath
Hiro(thinks): This...
Hiro(thinks): Then this...
Hiro(thinks): and this...
Hiro(thinks): There's no mistaking it!!

p32
Hiro(thinks): These are constellations!
Constellation names: //from left to right, top to bottom
Aquila
Libra
Scorpio
Hiro(thinks): If I go according to the constellations painted down there
Hiro(thinks): The traps won't activate!!
Yakuza: Orah, Come down!!
Hiro(thinks): Geh! Kobato-chan's house's Yakuza...
Yakuza's sd: Don't move from there!
Hiro(thinks): If I fell down this time I'll die!!

p33
Hiro: Eek!
Hiro: Akai!!
SFX: *ka-cha*

p34
Hiro(thinks): Kuh, He's heavy, at this rate...
Akai: Hiro
Akai: ...Let
Akai: Let me go, at this rate, both of us...
Hiro: Idiot!!
Hiro: Why are you giving up! You came this far
Hiro: We'll definitely peep on them!!

p35
Hiro: Ow!
Yakuza: Orah, don't think we'll go easy on you, pig!!
Akai: Kyaaah
Hiro: ...
Hiro: Akai, your death won't be in vain!!

p36
Yuzu: "How do we feel about Hiro"
Yuzu: What are you saying so suddenly!
Anzu: Isn't it ok, you're in that age
Kana's sd: Eh eh
Meteor: Yea (cd: I see)
Meteor: For me, Kobayashi Hiro is a Hero!
Meteor: Nothing more, nothing less
Anzu: Eh, e~~~~h, that's kinda interesting (cd: As expected from Onee-sama)
Yuzu(thinks): Well, she'd say something like that
Anzu: Then, what about Kobato-san?
Kana: ...

p37
Kana: I like him
Anzu: O---h<3 you like him as someone of the opposite sex?
Kana: That's a secret
Anzu: Then, next is Onee!! (cd: Go all out)

p38
Yuzu: ...I...
Hiro's shout: Akai, your death won't be in vain
Hiro(thinks): Sagittarius
Hiro(thinks): Aquila...'s
Hiro(thinks): Hikoboshi //from the tanabata legend, it's Altair
Hiro(thinks): Next one is...
Hiro(thinks): Wha!
Hiro(thinks): It's far away!! (cd: I won't be able reach it)
Dad: Son...

p39
Dad: This is your last test
Hiro: Old man!?
Dad: That star is Vega, jump with all your might from the Altair you're on right now--- //Vega is written Orihime in kanji and Altair is written Hikoboshi in kanji
Dad: Get hold of the love
Kana's sd: Let's get in together
Hiro(thinks): I'll bet all to this "love"!!

p40-41
Technique: Summer Triangle Hero Jump!!
Macho Hiro's sd: Ataa!!
Hiro: Arrived!
Yuzu: Thanks for your hard work

p42
Yuzu: Well, if you make that much noise people will normally notice...
Hiro(thinks): Who's that!?
Box: It's Yuzu
Hiro: Nun!
Hiro: Deneb!!
Hiro's sd: My eyes~~
Yuzu's sd: Idiot...
Signs: Super UFO Bath-house
Yuzu?: Come on, walk!!

p43
Yuzu: We'll let you go with this ice creams and if you carry our bags
Yuzu: Be grateful for our kindness! (cd: You'd usually end up in the police station)
Hiro: ...
Hiro: Why is it only me, where's Akai...
Yuzu: You said something!?
Hiro: No, nothing!
Yuzu(thinks): Well, thanks to that I didn't have to answer Anzu's question
Yuzu's sd: Hey, you're falling behind
Hiro's sd: Ye-ah

p44
Akai: Kukukukuh
Akai: Even if the Earth's fate isn't in danger being that "heroic"... as expected from him!
Akai: Things will become more interesting now!!
Box: To be continued in Volume 3

p45
Big text: This is a story before the genius met the Hero--- //genius is written Kobato Kana and Hero is written Kobayashi Hiro
Kana(thinks): No matter who the opponent is
Kana(thinks): I can't lose this game!!
Big text: Because this is my only bond with him...
Kana: Father!
Kana: Where did father go---
Maeda: Rest assured miss, I'll definitely protect you
Kana: Mister Maeda

p46
Big text: However, some years later...
Kana: Nooooooooo---!!
Kana: Why...who did this
Dad: I did

p47
Dad: I came back to destroy
Dad: Everything you have
Kana: ...Father
Big text: The fated battle between father and daughter begins!!
Big Text: "Mah jong Angel Kobato ~Fallen angel arc~" The movie
Big text: Road show, Summer 2011!! (hopefully)
Hiro's sd: Hopefully?
Meteor's sd: Yea

[English] [Translation] Meteor-san Strike desu! 7 by Eru13

2011-12-27T20:30:08+00:00

Reserved for Ctrl Alt Elite. Don't use without my permission.

Meteor-san Strike Desu! 7
//sd: side dialog, cd: corner dialog
//this has a lot of mah jong references, I only know a bit about it, and I tried to investigate as much as I could to make this TL good, but, explaining all things is a little tiresome (and most people would go tl;dr) so I didn't explain some things, bear with it please.

p1
Title: Chapter 7: Those who protect the peace

p2
Box: The story until now
Box: By angering Yuzu and having Kobato tell him "You're the worst"
Box: Hiro somehow cleared the problem and saved the Earth
Box: Immediately after Kobato was taken by some mysterious men in black
Hiro: Hey Yuzu! What's with that Yakuza-like guy
Hiro: It can't be, a kidnapping!?
Yuzu: It isn't that
Hiro: Then what is it!?
Yuzu: It doesn't have anything to do with you!
Hiro(thinks): What's that... I don't get it!!

p3
Sign: Hakuhou Group //Maybe family since it's yakuza, both signs are the same
Yakuza: Riichi //being one tile away from winning in mah jong

p4
SFX: *tap*

p5
Yakuza: What!?
Yakuza: In no time a super dangerous tile!! (cd: and it's a dora) //dora: special tile
Yakuza: Even though it was our turf that started the bet, as expected from the miss... (cd: How courageous)
Yakuza: Her "Godly Eye" that's even said to read your mind is working today
Yakuza's sd: Right, aniki
Maeda: ...
Yakuza: No way, that she's really reading my mind is... (cd: impossible...)
Kana: Ron with that //declaring your win
Yakuza: Wha, cut it with your bluffs without even seeing---

p6
SFX: *drop*
Kana: Tanpin San Shoku Dora 2 "Haneman"! //too long explanation, let's just say she owned them

p7
Yakuza: As expected from the miss, 8 out of 10 games in the first half
Yakuza: At this rate the second half will also be our complete victory
Maeda: Hey, don't lower your guard, it's the guys that attacked the boss, they'll do whatever it takes...
Maeda: Sorry miss, If only we were stronger you wouldn't need to do...
Kana: It's ok, Maeda-san
Kana: If it's mah jong I'll definitely not lose

p8
Kana(thinks): When I was little, for some family reasons, I was always alone
Kana(thinks): I think it was when I didn't like that because it was sad and that I lived by having other people ask me if I was ok---
Kana(thinks): Or maybe it was the result of leaving myself in the world of games---
Kana(thinks): Before I knew, by only seeing other people's eyes, facial expresions and gestures...
Kana(thinks): I could read their "minds"...

p9
Yakuza: Her way of reading gestures was good enough to be called "Godly eye"
Yakuza: What do you think? As the "monster" of the Kokuryuu association, you think you can beat her?
Date: Even if she can read them, it doesn't matter...
Date: My heavenly luck excells everything!!
Yakuza: I'm counting on you
Yakuza: I have set my plan in motion (cd: Eeheehee)
Date: ...
Yakuza: By next week this turf will be ours
Car's sd: Eeheeheeheehee

p10
Meteor: What, are you worried about something Kobayashi Hiro!?
Hiro: I'm jealous of you, you don't seem to have worries...
Meteor: Yea, I have none!!
Hiro: ...
Hiro: Hm?
Hiro: What are they doing...
Hiro: Wha!?

p11
News:
Title: Kobato Kana was A YAKUZA GIRL!!
Subtitle: Moreover, she's the group leader's grandchild
Below first image: She even plays mah jong with them!?
Below second image: A way of reading called "Godly eye"
Hiro: What's this... Eh!? Yakuza!? Playing mah jong!!?
Hiro: You're kidding me...
Guy: It seems that they're all over the school
Guy: For real... that's scary man
Hiro: Hey, you!!
Yuzu: What's this...

p12
Yuzu: Who did...
Crowd: It's Kobato
Crowd: She's really playing mah jong with them?
Crowd: What if she's doing some more vicious things
Crowd: To be honest, she makes me want to draw away
Hiro: Kobato-chan

p13
Yuzu: Kobato!
Hiro's sd: Wha
Hiro: Kuh!!
Akai: Hey, stop it!
Guy: That's right, she's a yakuza you know!
Guy: You'll be drawn into weird things!!

p14
Hiro: Like that's going to happen!!
Hiro: That's obviously a lie!!
Hiro: You've been here with Kobato-chan for a while
Hiro: And you don't even get that!!
Akai: But you know...
Guy's sd: Right
Girl's sd: Right...
Hiro: Enough!!
Yuzu: ...Kobato already left
Yuzu: Hiro, can you come with me?

p15
Hiro(thinks): This is really awkward...
Yuzu: Sorry for making you skip Homeroom
Hiro: No, that's ok...
Yuzu: That picture... It's all true
Hiro: E-----h!?
Yuzu: ...
Yuzu: You see, Kobato---

p16
Yuzu: It seems that once before everything was exposed like this time and she was always alone
Yuzu: So she was keeping it a secret from everyone
Yuzu: And Kobato is playing Mah jong
Yuzu: to protect us
Hiro: Eh?
Yuzu: It seems that if this town becomes Kokuryuu's turf not only the Hakuhou group
Yuzu: But all of the people who live here will suffer---
Yuzu: She's playing to continue protecting this place
Hiro: ...
Yuzu: What should we do Hiro...

p17
Yuzu: At this rate...
Yuzu: Kobato will be left all alone again...
Hiro(thinks): After that, Kobato-chan stopped coming to school...

p18
Kana: I believe in you
Kana: I mean, Kobayashi-kun's eyes aren't the eyes of a liar
Kana: Even if it was a lie I think you must have some circumstances to tell them
Hiro(thinks): The one that didn't get it was I!
Meteor: What are you worrying about, Kobayashi Hiro!?
Meteor: Kobato Kana is going to play mah jong against the Kokuryuu Association to protect her turf tonight
Meteor: However, at this rate, she'll lose
Hiro: Wha, Meteor!? Why do you know that...
Meteor: So, a problem---
Hiro: Uwoh!? Wait a sec!! (cd: With this timing!?)
Big letters: Let us explain here, to protect the Earth from the meteorite monsters
Big letters: Hiro must clear the "Love tests" that the alien Meteor gives him!

p19
Meteor: The 6th problem
Meteor: Go and save Kobato Kana like a hero quickly!!
Hiro: Y,Yeah, leave it to me!!
Meteor: Yea, that's the spirit!!

p20
Yuzu: Are you really going to Kobato's house with that stupid outfit?

p21
Hiro: Yuzu!?
Hiro: No, this is, Meteor said "like a hero"...
Hiro: Rather, why are you here? (cd: And you even know where I'll go...)
Yuzu: Obviously because I'll go too
Hiro: Eh?
Hiro: Stupid Yuzu! It's a Yakuza's house!?
Hiro: It's dangerous! Don't go!!
Yuzu: Just shut up
Yuzu: I'm only going to visit my best friend's house
Yuzu: Is that bad?
Hiro: With a wooden sword?
Yuzu: Shut up! To begin with, do you know where Kobato lives!?
Hiro: Uh, that is...

p22
Sign: Hakuhou Group
Hiro: Geh! There's a lot of people (cd: Actually, wouldn't it be better if you went home...)
Arrows: After all they came together
Yuzu: ...
Yuzu: Hey
Yuzu: You're too close to me! Get away from me
Big letters: Glued to each other
Hiro: Huh? I can't help it, it's narrow here
Maeda: Hey, that couple over there! If you're going to flirt go do it somewhere else please

p23
Yuzu: Huh? Who are a "lovey-dovey couple"!? (cd: There's no way I'd date this pervert)
Hiro's sd: Hey Yuzu
Maeda: You're the miss'...
Hiro(thinks): He's the man in black from that time...!
Hiro: Aren't you Kobato-chan's ally!?
Hiro: You make a girl bear the full brunt, and you dare call yourselves yakuza!? (cd: Be ashamed)
Yakuza: You're a kid who doesn't know anything... (cd: and you dare talk to aniki like that)

p24
Hiro: Sowwy foth gedding cocky //He's so beaten up he can't say "Sorry for getting cocky" right
Maeda: Sorry you two, we can't have you bothering the miss today
Yakuza: Hmm, one more...

p25
Omega: Helping Kobayashi Hiro and Saegusa Yuzu - Complete
Kana's sd: Uwah, it looks good on you

p26
Yuzu: I don't quite get it but... it's our chance, Hiro
Yuzu: I'll handle this somehow
Yuzu: You go through that hole and find Kobato
Hiro: Huh? I can't leave you...
Yuzu: Idiot!!

p27
Yuzu: Heroes save their important people, right?
Yuzu: Go now! Stupid Hiro!!
Yuzu: ...I'll leave my best friend to you
Hiro: Sorry Yuzu, your death won't be in vain!!
Yuzu: I'm not dead yet!!

p28
Box: ---Final round---
Kana(thinks): It's weird...
Kana(thinks): I can't read him as always
Box: Hakuhou Group
Kobato Kana 13300
Kana(thinks): And...
Date: Ron

p29
Kana(thinks): This person is... strong
Box: Kokuryuu Association
Date 47000
Date: 12000
Box: Hakuhou Group
Kobato Kana 1300
Yakuza: Oh my, there's no way out
Yakuza: Today your prided reading isn't clear it seems
Yakuza: Did something happen at school? (cd: Eeheehee)
Kana: ...
Kana(thinks): Kuh
Kana(thinks): Of all times I had to get this tiles now...

p30
Kana(thinks): If only my reading started working now...
Kana(thinks): Why did it stop working?
Kana(thinks): To be hated by everyone was really hard but, it happened once before, I'm supposed to be able to endure it
Kana(thinks): ...Then why?
Kana(thinks): And I have a best friend that accepted everything that I am
Kana(thinks): ...Then why?
Kana(thinks): I shouldn't be afraid of being hated by anyone---!!

p31
Hiro: Kobato-chan!!
Kana: Ko,Kobayashi-kun!?
Hiro's sd: Haa haa //pant

p32
Hiro: Listen to me, Kobato-chan!
Hiro: No one will hate Kobato-chan because his dad is a yakuza!!
Hiro: Well, at the beginning we were all perplexed but we'll accept it!
Hiro: Because everyone in our class likes Kobato-chan!!
Hiro: At least I---

p33-34
Hiro: Love
Hiro: Kobato-chan!!

p35
Hiro(thinks): Hmm? Perhaps this became a confession!?
Hiro(thinks): Uwa--h, it was super embarrassing!!
Maeda: Wait! You exhibitionist!!
Box: *That's not what's embarrassing
Hiro: Eh?
Hiro(thinks): !?
Hiro: Gya----h! I forgot I was naked!!
Yakuza's sd: Wait there

p36
Yakuza: Good grief, what a ruckus (cd: Is he your boyfriend?)
Yakuza: Well, let's restart the match---
Kana: Tsumo
Yakuza: Eh?
Kana: It's a tsumo
Kana: Kokushi Musou //Thirteen orphans, A yakuman, it's worth 32000

p37
Meteor: Splendid! Kobayashi Hiro!!
Meteor: That's what a Hero is!
Meteor: That's real LOVE!!
Meteor: I'll answer to that LOVE
Meteor: by doing my best!
Kana: Ron 12000
Kana: Ron 16000
Yakuza(thinks): I,It can't be! That much of a difference was
Box: Kokuryuu Association
Date 1000
Box: Hakuhou Group
Kobato Kana 47300
Yakuza(thinks): This is exactly the opposite!
Yakuza(thinks): However...

p38
Yakuza(thinks): As expected from a man called a "monster"
Yakuza(thinks): He has a tenpai for double yakuman!! //he's waiting for one tile for a super hand
Yakuza(thinks): If he gets this it's Kokuryuu's win!
Meteor: Uwooooooooooh!!
Kana: Ron

p39-40
Meteor: Meteor Donjara!! //Donjara - a mah jong for kids, kinda like a mickey mouse dominoes or something like that
Kana: Only Pinfu //A really cheap hand, basically worthless but it's still a win

p41
Yakuza(thinks): She destroyed a double Yakuman with such a worthless hand...
Date(thinks): So, I would have gone tsumo...
Date: You're strong
Kana: No...that's not...but
Kana: I wanted to protect...those that I love

p42
Box: Like this, the Mah jong game in which the bet was the turf
Yakuza's sd: Wait
Hiro's sd: Gyah
Yuzu's sd: Idiot...
Box: Closed the curtain with Hakuhou's win
Big letters: ---Next day---
Hiro: Sigh, I was almost caught by the police yesterday...
Meteor: As expected from the Hero!
Hiro: You really don't get it right?
Hiro's sd: Hm

p43
Hiro(thinks): Kobato-chan (music note)
Hiro: What's she doing in front of the classroom
Hiro: He~~~y---ph!
Meteor: What happened, Kobayashi Hiro?
Hiro: No, yesterday I showed up naked
Hiro(thinks): And... I confessed

p44
Yuzu: Hey, Go in quick, Kobato
Kana: Yuzu-chan
Kana: ...But I
Yuzu: Just go in!
Kana: Ah
Kana: ...Good morning (cd: everyone)

p45-46
Yuzu: Good morning Kobato
Crowd's sd: Good morning
Girl: Good morning
Otaku: Good mornings
Girl: Good morning
Crowd: Good morning
Crowd: We heard about everything from Yuzu
Crowd: Good morning
Akai: Sorry, Kobato-chan
Crowd: Good morning
Omega: ...Good morning
Meteor: Kobato Kana has probably had those kind of matches countless times
Meteor: To protect her family, the organization, and her friends
Meteor: That has been finally rewarded
Hiro(thinks): Congrats, Kobato-chan
Hiro: Good morning Kobato-chan

p47
Kana: Good morning Kobayashi-kun
Box: Today, the peace was protected by several people
Box: However, the meteorite monsters are still coming
Box: Don't lose Hero, do your best hero, Until the day true peace comes to the Earth!!
Round box: End of chapter 7

[English] [Translation] Meteor-san Strike desu! 6 by Eru13

2011-12-19T21:40:42+00:00

Reserved for Ctrl Alt Elite. Don't use without my permission.

Meteor-san Strike Desu! 6
//sd: side dialog, cd: corner dialog
//every word/phrase in bold is something that must be somehow emphasized (like with bold and bigger text)

p1
Akai: Now, gentlemen, here's the thing you've been waiting for
Akai: Today's lucky find is this girl that looks like Yuzu-chan!!
Magazine: Booby bunny (litle text on the corner: Yukimura)
Guy's sd: As expected from the ero-master
Hiro: ...
Yuzu: Hmmmmm
Yuzu: She's that similar
Yuzu: Why don't you show it to me too?
Akai: No no, It's not something as important as to have Yuzu-chan see it!
Hiro: What are you saying, Akai!!

p2
Hiro: This isn't Yuzu at all!
Yuzu: Eh?
Akai's sd: You, the contents...
Yuzu(thinks): ...Hiro
Hiro: There's no way this girl with Big breasts is Yuzu!
Hiro: You write it as little breasts and read it as Yuzu!!
Yuzu: I'm an idiot for expecting something from you...
Guy's sd: He died...?

p3
Title: Chapter 6: A maiden's secret

p4
Hiro: Jeez, that Yuzu, she could have hold back a bit
Meteor: As expected from Saegusa Yuzu
Meteor: I feel a deep Love from those wounds
Hiro: Meteor
Hiro: ...Again with your nonsense...
Meteor: Then, I'll announce the problem
Hiro: !?

p5
Hiro: E----h, That isn't the kind of flow, right?! It's too sudden!! Are you really giving me a problem!?
Meteor: Yea (cd: What's that flow you mentioned?)
Hiro: I don't want to, It's been just 3 days since the last one!
Meteor: Calm down, Kobayashi Hiro, Self-control is important for Heroes
Hiro: How can I calm down, even if it's to save Earth
Hiro: Why do I have to do perverted things everytime!!
Meteor: Those aren't perverted things
Meteor: They're Love tests
Hiro: ...

p6
Box: Let us explain here, to protect the Earth from the meteorite monsters
Box: Kobayashi Hiro must clear the "Love Tests" that the alien, Meteor, gives him----however
Box: Those problems were all Sexual harassment-like things like flipping skirts or kissing
Hiro: Uuh, Kobato-chan will hate me, what should I do...
Meteor: If she hates you it's because you lack Love
Meteor: But, rest assured
Hiro: Eh?
Meteor: It's not exactly an Easy Problem but this problem is different to the others //lit. translation was "service problem" but i think easy sounds better in english
Meteor: In short

p7
Meteor: It's a multiple choice problem!
Cards: //from right to left
Have Kobato Kana tell you "You're the worst"
In the next 3 days, have a date with 100 women
Confess to the girl you love
Expose your inclination
Hug
Meteor: You can clear any problem out of these ones!!
Hiro(thinks): Certainly, like this, if I choose a problem that doesn't make Kobato-chan hate me...
Hiro: Hey, have Kobato-kana tell you "You're the worst"? That's no joke!!
Cards: //I'll put what's visible of them from right to left
na tell you "You're the worst"
In the next 3 days, have a date with 100 women
Confes
Hiro: In the next 3 days, have a date with 100 women? Impossible!!

p8
Hiro: Read Saegusa Yuzu's poem aloud for everyone?
Cards:
Read Saegusa Yuzu's poem aloud for everyone
All stude Confess to the girl you love
Expose your inclinat
Hiro: Pu
Hiro: Puhyahyahya!! //a big laughter
Hiro: No way, there's no way that exists!
Hiro: If it exists I want to see it!!
Meteor: Hmm, then you'll solve that one
Hiro: Eh?
Big letters: --The next day--

p9
Hiro: Hey, What are you doing all of a sudden!?
Yuzu: You've been following me all day and that's creepy
Hiro: Kuh
Hiro(thinks): I ended up choosing the poem's problem since there wasn't any other decent one but
Hiro(thinks): If I think calmly, there's no way this violent girl wrote a poem...
Hiro(thinks): Did I choose wrong!?
Yuzu: Why are you sighing
Hiro: I only despaired because you don't have even a fragment of feminity
Yuzu: Hmmm
Yuzu: You've got some guts
Meteor's sd: Splendid, that's love's whip
Omega's sd: ...A farce
Hiro: Kya~~~~~h!!

p10
Girl's sd: Bye bye
Hiro(thinks): After all, I just got hurt and didn't even find out if she's writing a poem (cd: Tohoho...)
Kana: Kobayashi-kun
Kana: Do you want to go home together?
Hiro's sd: Eh
Hiro(thinks): E---h!?

p11
Hiro(thinks): Hey, going home alone together... Isn't this something that could be called a dadadada date...
Hiro(thinks): F,For now let's talk about something fun... Emmmm Emmmm...emmm...
Kana: Kobayashi-kun
Hiro: Yesh!?
Kana: Is your body alright?
Hiro: Eh?

p12
Hiro: This ain't nothing!
Hiro: See, just like this!!
Kana: Wow, Amazing
Hiro: Yuzu is always violent with me so I kinda have some resistance to it...
Box: Reliving those traumatic days
Hiro: Well, it's sure that she's not a girl (cd: She's an alien monster...)
Kana: ...But
Kana: Even if Yuzu-chan is usually like that

p13
Kana: She's actually the cutest girl in the world
Hiro(thinks): No no no Kobato-chan, You're several million times cuter
Kana: I think that she's just too close that you've not noticed
Hiro: ...Is that so
Hiro(thinks): ...hm?
Hiro(thinks): But, If I believe those words there's a possibilty that Yuzu wrote a poem...

p14
//no dialog

p15
Hiro(thinks): Infiltration Success!!
Big letters: This is Hiro
Hiro(thinks): Bribing Anzu was worth it (cd: Though, it was a bit expensive...) //Anzu is Yuzu's little sister
Anzu: E---h, The key for Onee-chan's room?
Anzu: Hmm then, a parfait from Milky Way and an Anmitsu from Galaxy Retreat and...
Hiro(thinks): Well then, let's believe Kobato-chan's words and search
Hiro(thinks): Hey, how many years has it been since I last was in Yuzu's room... I'm a bit nervous...

p16
Poster: Macho Tiger
Hiro(thinks): I take that back... I'm nervous for another reason
Hiro(thinks): I have to find it before she gets out of the bath or there's no guarantee for my life...
Hiro: Ooh!!
Hiro(thinks): Rather, this isn't it
Hiro(thinks): Hm?
Hiro(thinks): Locked drawer detected!
Arrow: Hair pin

p17
Hiro(thinks): Is this it!?
Hiro(thinks): Let's see
Hiro(thinks): This contents---
Hiro(thinks): No good, she's out of the bath?
Hiro(thinks): I,I have to hide it!

p18
Yuzu: A---h, a bath's really the best after training your muscles
Yuzu: Now, I'll change (cd: What should I wear today)

p19
Hiro: ...
Hiro's sd: Grunt
Hiro: So you'll change?
Hiro: Then

p20
Hiro: Put this on today princess!
Hiro: I warmed them up in my breast pocket!!
Hiro: Then I'll--- //he says I in a samurai/ninja-ish way
Arrow: Wooden sword
Yuzu: ...Wait
Yuzu: You pervert!! Rather, Why Toyotomi Hideyoshi? I don't get it--- //Toyotomi was a general from the sengoku era
Hiro: Da---h, As I thought, I needed to wear Zori!? //Zori=japanese sandals
Yuzu: That's not it!!
Hiro: Ah, It's summer right now, if it's not winter there's no need to warm them up
Yuzu: That's not the...

p21
Yuzu: Problem!!
Yuzu: Idiot! Die 100 times!!
Hiro: G,Got the Poem~~~

p22
SFX: Din don dan don
Radio: Hello everyone, this is the afternoon broadcast
Radio: To begin, today's first song
Yuzu: So, yesterday was the worst because of that big pervert
Kana: That's tough... But, maybe there was some reason...
Yuzu: No no, there's no way there is, You're naive Kobato!
Yuzu: A---h, I'll hit him a lot of times
Kana: Hahaha...

p23
Radio: Our next request is... hey uwah!
Radio: What are you doing!?
Radio: Aaaaah, test test, the afternoon broadcast program will change right now
Radio: I want to recite you a poem
Yuzu: Hiro's voice...
Yuzu: ...What's he doing...
Hiro: Then, listen please

p24
Radio: "A maiden's secret"
Yuzu(thinks): Wait a sec, that's my---!?

p25
Radio: What does a kiss taste like?
Girl's sd: What's with this poem...
Radio: Lemon? Honey?
Yuzu's (little) sd: Kill me now
Yuzu's (big) sd: Uwoooooh
Radio: No, it probably tastes like the first love
Radio: But for me it will probably stay as a mystery forever, I mean, he is really thickheaded
Kana's sd: Yuzu-chan
Radio: And...
Yuzu: ...
Yuzu: I'll beat him to death!!!
Kana's sd: Kyah
Radio: That's why my short-tempered self shows
Kana: Wait Yuzu-chan
Radio: I really hate this me

p26
Hiro: Hey, realize it, a maiden's secret
Hiro(thinks): What a good poem, to think that she had this girly side
Hiro's sd: Kuh, I can't see the screen because of the tears...
Hiro(thinks): Even if it wasn't a problem I would like everyone to listen to it...
Akai's sd: Why's that idiot crying?
Bald's sd: Dunno, maybe cause he's an idiot?
Heart: Heart
Radio: If you do I'll become really feminine

p27
Radio: Hey, realize it, a maiden's secret
Yuzu: Where's Hiro?
Radio: I'll send you a honey-colored smile
Radio: When that happens will your heart skip a beat?
Hiro's sd: Uwoh, (circle)man smile!? //I guess this is a reference to something that looks similar to yuzu's smile, I didn't get it, if anyone does please tell me

p28
Radio: Hiro----, I'll beat you to death!!
Radio: A pink flower blooms... Guhah, I'm still in the middle so don't bother--- gafu
Radio: You're reading my poem! Rather, you dared to reveal that I write poems!!
Radio: No, I didn't say who wrote it
Radio: If you didn't come they wouldn't have known...
Radio: Ah!
Clasmates' sd: Ahahahaha
Radio: Sh,Shut up!!
Omega: ...A farce
Yuzu: Cellphone photos... Your brain only works for pranks as always
Hiro: Stop
Hiro: The Earth's fate depends on...

p29
Meteor: That's right
Meteor: If you don't clear the problem in the next 10 minutes
Meteor: The Earth will be destroyed!!
Hiro(thinks): Wha
Hiro(thinks): 10 minutes left!

p30
Hiro: Listen Yuzu! I was really moved by this poem!!
Radio: Your feelings of "love" really got to me
Radio: So, let me read it to the end!
Yuzu: ...Eh
Yuzu: What does that...

p31
Hiro: If I broadcast it they will surely reach to the guy you love!!
Yuzu: ...Idiot
Hiro: Eh?

p32
Yuzu: Idiot!!
Hiro(thinks): You idiot, I'm the one who wants to cry, at this rate, the Earth will!
Hiro(thinks): No, don't give up yet, maybe there's still a way
Kana: You're awful Kobayashi-kun
Hiro: Eh?
Hiro(thinks): Kobato-chan!?
Kana: Do you know why Yuzu-chan cried?
Hiro: ?
Hiro: ?

p33
Kana: You're the worst
Hiro(thinks): Kobato-chan... hates me...
Hiro(thinks): The Earth's fate... in 10 minutes...
Hiro: ...Kukukuh
Hiro: hahahaha!!

p34-35
Hiro(thinks): I don't care
Hiro(thinks): If it's going to be destroyed then let that be!!
Meteor: You pass!!

p36
Hiro: Eh?
Meteor: Did you forget?
Meteor: Between the possible problems
Meteor: There was one that said
Meteor: Have Kobato Kana tell you "You're the worst"
Hiro: Ah!!
Cards: //from left to right, up to down
Hug 1000 people
Yuzu's poem in front of everyone
*unreadable card*
Have Kobato Kana tell you "You're the worst"
*unreadable card*
In front of everyone your inclination
3 days 100 people
People

p37
Meteor: However, Saegusa Yuzu's poem was splendid
Meteor: I was really moved
Meteor: Listen to it too, Zgadkan!!

p38 //I'll translate it line by line
"A maiden's secret"
Author: Saegusa Yuzu Sung by: Yamada Meteor

What does a kiss taste like?
Lemon? Honey?
No, it probably tastes like the first love

But for me it will probably stay as a mystery forever
I mean, he is really thickheaded
And...

That's why my short-tempered
self shows
I really hate this me

Hey, realize it, a maiden's secret
If you do I'll become really feminine

Hey, realize it, a maiden's secret
I'll send you a honey-colored smile

When that happens will your heart skip a beat?
Pink flower, please bloom

That's my True Heart
No
It's a Lo-lo-lo Love Girl's Heart //I know this makes no sense, but the author wrote it like that in english, so let's let it be

p39
Box: That days, Yuzu's poem was told in Meteor's extremely tone-deaf voice and it resouded throughout the universe
Box: The Meteor Song is dreadful!!
Hiro's sd: The evening sun is beautiful...

p40
Hiro(thinks): Yuzu
Hiro(thinks): Kobato-chan
Hiro(flashback): Do you know why Yuzu-chan cried?
Hiro(flashback): You're the worst
Hiro(thinks): Why, I don't get it
Meteor: Why are you depressed, Kobayashi Hiro
Meteor: The reason why Kobato Kana, who normally doesn't get mad, said that is
Meteor: because there is Love!!
Hiro(thinks): Eh...

p41
Hiro: There's no way that's true
Hiro: Do you think that if you keep saying love you can decieve me!?
Hiro: Ah, she definitely hates me now!
Hiro: It's all this weird problems fault!!
Meteor: Good grief
Meteor: It's going to be hard going
Meteor: The test's Second phase has begun
Meteor: To destroy the evolved meteorite monsters we need higher density "Love waves"
Hiro: Wai!!
Meteor: The problems will probably become more complex and difficult (cd: Like the one this time...)
Meteor: And the one who holds the key for that is...

p42
Meteor: Kobato Kana!!
Hiro(thinks): Kobato-chan has it!?
Hiro(thinks): ...hm?
Hiro(thinks): Those clothes...
Hiro(thinks): No way!

p43
Hiro(thinks): Yakuza!?
Hiro(thinks): Hey, What is he doing to Kobato-chan?
Hiro: Kobato-chan!!

p44
Hiro(thinks): Eh
Hiro(thinks): Why...
Kana: Now, let's go Maeda-san
Maeda: Yes
Hiro(thinks): Kobato-chan
Round box: End of chapter 6

[English] [Translation] Meteor-san Strike desu! 5 by Eru13

2011-12-11T02:33:38+00:00

Reserved for Ctrl Alt Elite. Don't use without my permission.

Meteor-san Strike Desu! 5
//this includes the index and the character summaries
//sd: side dialog, cd: corner dialog

Index:
Chapter 5: I think of "you" therefore I exist! 005
Chapter 6: A maiden's secret 051
Chapter 7: Those who protect the peace 096
Chapter 8: If you read "Hero" in french it's "Ero"!! 145

Character Summaries
Title: Character Introduction //this is the bubble above Hiro's face
Hiro:
Kobayashi Hiro (2nd Year of High school)
He spent his days scorned as the "UFO" boy because of a "lie" he told 10 years ago. While he is in love with Kobato Kana he was selected as the "Hero that will protect the Earth", he's a 16 year-old with a lot of troubles.
Meteor:
Yamada Meteor (2nd Year of High school)
Age Unknown. She's an Adilian member of the Administration Bureau of the Space Union. With her super power she can destroy giant meteorite monsters with a single blow but she's really unfamiliar with common sense.
Yuzu:
Saegusa Yuzu (2nd Year of High school)
Hiro's neighbor and childhood friend. She has great reflexes and she sometimes gets really violent but, she also has a "maiden" side? She's Kobato's best friend and the girl with the tiniest breasts in class.
Kana:
Kobato Kana (2nd Year of High school)
Yuzu's best friend and some sort of class idol. She's calm and gentle but she's also a natural airhead. Her breasts being too big is the source of her worries. She has the biggest breasts in class.
Omega:
Tanaka Omega (2nd Year of High school)
A 10 year old super genius girl that skipped grades until 2nd year of high school. She's a highly efficient android and a member of the Administration Bureau of the Space Union. She likes Kobato who gave her a ribbon.

p1
Title: Chapter 5: I think of "you" therefore I exist!

p2
Kana?: E---h!!
Kana: Omega-chan, you haven't gone to a festival?
Kana: Then, let's go to the Fireworks Festival this weekend!!
Omega: ...
Yuzu: Kobato, sometimes you are pushy...
Box:
Omega
An android member of the Administration Bureau of the Space Union who appeared last chapter
Kana's sd: I love festivals
Hiro: Kuh!

p3
Hiro(thinks): Damn! She's still staying here? Moreover, a festival with Kobato-chan... I won't forgive her!!
Hiro's sd: I also want to go...
Akai: Hey Hiro!
Akai: It's time for the D meeting
Hiro: O, Ok
Box: The D meeting is---
Door: Smooth
Akai: Flat
Box: A no-women-allowed where not popular guys participate
Box: Sacred and important meeting

p4
Akai: So Gentlemen, in the last meeting we decided that masturbation's secret word will be...
Akai: "Skyrocket", however
Voice: President!!
Box: President: Akai Hironobu
T: I think that to "grabby grabby your penis" is tough to cast aside //he says "Ochinchin monyu monyu" i guess the monyu monyu is some sort of onomatopeia for grab or something
Boy: Rejected, comrade T, that's too direct
Boy?: Kuh...
Hiro(thinks): Aah, this is a stupid meeting as always...
Akai: Today's topic is the material used when "Skyrocketting"!!
Akai: By the way, I use Videos of Housewives
Hiro(thinks): We didn't asked that!!

p5 //this was translated according to the raw i have, but i think that p5-6 go after p7-8, if the raw you use for typesetting is the same as mine then correct this please
Hiro: That's my pride and my belief!!
Hiro's sd: Huh
Hiro(thinks): Damn, I got too hot-headed...
Everyone's sd: *Applause*

p6
Meteor: I see...
Meteor: That's your belief!

p7
Kinoko: 2D is the best, 3D sucks!! (cd: But figures are acceptable)
Hiro(thinks): Kinoko, you're as otaku as ever...
Saitou: It's been a while since I did it alone
Hiro(thinks): Why the hell are you here Saitou!!
Akai: ---So, comrade Hiro, what about you?
Hiro: ...
Akai: Well, I know it's difficult to say but in your case it's "Kobato-chan", right?
Akai: Be honest, I'll lend you a treasure book of Kobato-chan look-alikes
Bubble: Patience

p8
Hiro: You big idiot!!
Akai: ?? What are you doing, comrade!?
Hiro: Shut up! Who's your comrade!!
Hiro: I wouldn't use the girl I like as material... //for masturbation

p9
Hiro: Whaaaaaaaat!!
Hiro: That's completely impossible!!
Hiro: That's a joke, right!? Meteor
Meteor: I hate jokes
Meteor: I'll say it again---

p10
Meteor: The 4th problem
Meteor: In the next 7 days masturbate thinking about the girl you like!!
Big letters: Let us explain here, the Earth is being targetted by mysterious meteorite monsters!
Big letters: However, the alien, Yamada Meteor, promised that if he clears the "Love Tests" she'll destroy the meteorite monsters

p11
Hiro: Masturbate! Do you even know what that means!? (cd: I mean where's the love in that)
Meteor: I don't really know
Hiro: You don't know!!?
Meteor: But
Meteor: I've heard that in planet masturbate, masturbating is a really sacred act
Hiro: This is the Earth!! (Rather, what's with that planet)
Meteor: For this reason, the thing that's needed to accept the culture of different planets is---
Meteor: LOVE!!
Hiro: ...
Box: He realized that anything he says is useless...

p12
Hiro(thinks): My "weird fixation" or the Earth's destiny...
Hiro(thinks): I know that you can't even compare them... but
Hiro(thinks): ..........
Hiro(thinks): ...but

p13
Hiro: Why are you still there---!!
Meteor: An examiner must observe the examinee
Meteor: I'll watch over you so don't mind me and try!
Hiro: How can I try, you idiot!!
Meteor: Why!? I don't understand the reason
Hiro: I beg you, leave me alone!!
Meteor: ...

p14
Meteor: Well, it's true that I know if Kobayashi Hiro has cleared the test by the Love Waves, but...
Hiro: Love Waves?
Meteor: It's a power that springs forth when you clear a test, that is transmitted to me
Heart: Love
Mini Meteor: Meteor Kiiiiick!!
Meteor: And releases the power sealed within me so that I can use my moves
Meteor: As I thought, as an examiner I have the duty of supervising...
Hiro: Hey Meteor, your major premise is wrong
Meteor: What!?

p15
Hiro: It's a sacred act
Hiro: Because you do it alone!!
Hiro(thinks): Here I go, "Paradise"!!

p16
Hiro(thinks): A festival date with Kobato-chan, it's like a dream! (cd: Hurray for fantasies)
Kana's sd: Give me 2 please
Shopkeeper's sd: Here you go
Kana: Here, Kobayashi-kun (music note)
Kana: Kyah!

p17
Kana's sd: Ow ow...
Hiro(thinks): What's this!!
Kana: I dropped them so...

p18
Kana: May I eat Kobayashi-kun's chocobanana?
Hiro: You can't! Kobato-chan!!
Hiro: You're not that kind of girl!!
Door: Hey Hiro!

p19
Dad: What are you doing? You're being noisy (cd: The neighbors are complaining)
Hiro: You know if you look, right? I'm studying! Studying!!
Dad: ...
Hiro's sd: Ah, busy studying
Dad: ...Hiro
Dad: Your book is upside down
Hiro: Gyaaaaaaaaasu!! //some sort of roar
Asterisk: Yuzu is his neighbor
Yuzu: Shut up!!

p20
Big letters: And, in the blink of an eye, 6 days passed...
Hiro(thinks): sigh, no matter how many times I try to solve this problem it's impossible
Hiro(thinks): Moreover, out of the anguish I'm also sleep deprived...
Hiro(thinks): At any rate, if I don't do it today the Earth will...

p21
Kana: What happened, Kobayashi-kun?
Kana: You're sighing
Hiro: Ko, Kobato-chan!?
Kana: ---Wow, those are some bags, are you ok!?
Hiro(thinks): I've fantasized so much that I can't meet her eye...
Hiro: I, I'm ok
Kana: I see... then it's ok
Kana: By the way, are you free this night?
Hiro: Eh!?

p22
Kana: Do you want to go to the festival together?
Hiro(thinks): E-------h!!
Yuzu: Eeeeh, Kobato, don't invite that guy
Omega: ...
Kana: That again Yuzu-chan
Hiro(thinks): This situation... how much have I fantasized about it!!
Hiro(thinks): ...but...

p23
Hiro: Sorry Kobato-chan, I have some important business today...
Hiro(thinks): I'm so stupid!!
Yuzu: Even though it's probably not something important
Omega: ...
Hiro: You idiot! Humanity's fate depends on it!!
Yuzu: Eeeh, if it's that much tell us what it is
Hiro: It's masturbating!!
Hiro(thinks): I can't say that (cd: Damn...)
Yuzu's sd: See, you can't say it

p24
Kana: I see, that's a shame, but, don't overexert yourself
Kana: You seem sleep deprived so I'm worried...
Hiro(thinks): Wh, what a good girl... //this is the text between panels
Hiro(thinks): Well, maybe it's not that a big thing just as Yuzu said
Hiro(thinks): But, even if it's to protect the Earth
Hiro(thinks): Is it ok to defile Kobato-chan for my own desires!?
Hiro(thinks): No... I know that I have to do it but
Hiro(thinks): ...For me, Kobato-chan is...

p25
Box: One year ago, Spring
Girl: See, that guy is~~~
Girl: Ah, the one who said that big lie about getting kidnapped by a UFO
Girl?: Then we can't trust him
Boy's? sd: Hey, he can listen to you
Box: Let us explain here, since Kobayashi Hiro lied about being abducted by a UFO
Box: He became famous in this town
Hiro(thinks): Kuh, I can't answer back to them since it's all true
Yuzu: Heeey Hiro

p26
Hiro: Yuzu
Yuzu: Perfect timing, I'll introduce you, she's my friend, Kobato Kana
Yuzu: This is Kobayashi Hiro
Kana: I've heard about you... Nice to meet you, Kobayashi-kun
Hiro: N,Nice to meet you
Kana: Emm, It's a bit sudden but, Kobayashi-kun

p27
Kana: Is it true that you were abducted by a UFO?
Hiro's 2nd panel sd: *Sigh*
Hiro: It's a lie
Hiro: Well, even if it was true nobody would believe me
Kana: I would

p28
Kana: I mean, Kobayashi-kun's eyes aren't the eyes of a liar
Kana: Even if it was a lie I think there must have been some circumstances behind it
Yuzu: See, she's a great girl, right? I introduced her to you so be grateful
Kana: Th,That's not true
Kana: I mean...
Kana: I'm the same

p29
Akai: Heeey
Akai: Yo
Hiro: What're you doing Akai!!
Akai: Look, the treasure book I mentioned with Kobato-chan's look-alike
Magazine:
Title: Shouko //that's the second word, can't read the first one
Sub-title: "Shouko from the mysterious beach"
Akai: You looked really worried recently
Akai: You said that last time in front of the others but you really want to see right?

p30
Hiro(thinks): Ugh, You serious? She really looks like her, Eh!? That look... Uwaah waaah
Hiro(thinks): If I had this I could fantasize easily...
Voice: Be true to yourself Hero
Hiro: Uwaaaah
Hiro: Jeez... He's a stubborn Hero

p31
Hiro(thinks): 4 hours before the time limit...
Meteor: This is an emergency Kobayashi Hiro!!
Hiro(thinks): Meteor!?

p32
Meteor: I'm sorry but the evolved meteorite monster's speed is faster than expected
Meteor: Therefore, there's only 20 minutes left for the test!
Meteor: I wish you the best of lucks
Hiro: Wha, Wait a sec, hey!!
Hiro(thinks): 20 minutes left...

p33
Hiro: Damn it all! Even if it's for the Earth
Hiro: I can't do something that concieted...

p34
Hiro: Kobato-chan
Big letters: //this is also the same text shown on the cellphone's screen, I'll try to make the smilies look as close to the japanese ones as possible
Title: It's almost time to launch
^_^ Good evening, this is Kobato //original smiley (*^_^)/ sort of
It's a shame that we couldn't come together today T_T. //original smiley (/T_T)/ sort of
Let's come together next time ;) //original smiley (*-_^)v
Big letters: Let's come together... Let's come together... Let's cum together...
Hiro(thinks): Can we cum together!?

p35
Kana: Ta~~~ma~~~ya~~~ (music note) //this is something really japanese, it's the name of a famous firework manufacturer from the Edo period, they shout the name in fireworks festivals, more info: http://www.tjf.or.jp/deai/contents/teacher/mini_en/html/hanabi.html

p36
Hiro: What did I do...
Hiro: Idiot, idiot, idiot, I'm an idiot! "Let's come together", no matter how you think about it she was talking about the festival!!
Hiro: But, with this, the Earth is...

p37
Meteor: It's not over yet Kobayashi Hiro!!
Hiro: What's up with that! Wh,wh,wh,what do you mean?
Meteor: It seems that the evolved meteorite monsters aren't destroyed by a single Meteor Beam
Meteor: To shoot more I need to recieve more Love Waves from you
Hiro: Shit, Who---!!

p38
Meteor: This is a really powerful Love Wave... with this

p39
Meteor: 16 rapid...
Meteor: Meteor Beams!!

p40-41 //no dialog

p42
Meteor: The destruction of the meteorite monster has been confirmed
Hiro's sd: I'm burn out, my mind's blank...
Hiro: Am I really ok with this?
Meteor: What are you saying Kobayashi Hiro
Meteor: You even sacrificed your beliefs to protect your important things
Meteor: Don't forget, that is...

p43
Meteor: LOVE
Hiro: Are you an idiot!!
Hiro: Well... I could protect the Earth...

p44
Flying SFX: Ding Dong Ding Dong
Hiro: Wha, visitors!?
Hiro: W,Wait a sec!!
Flying SFX: Ding dong ding dong //the text below his knees
Kana: Good evening
Hiro: Wh,wh,why are you here!?
Yuzu: Kobato said "At least some souvenirs", be grateful (cd: Rather, you're too flustered)
Kana: I hope you like it...

p45
Kana: Here, A chocobanana (music note)
Kana: I love them
Hiro: Hauuuu
Omega: ...Kobayashi Hiro is sexually aroused
Box: Like this, Earth's peace was protected, however the meteorite monsters are still coming
Box: Don't lose Hero, do your best hero, Until the day true peace comes to Earth!!
Round box: End of Chapter 5

[English] [Translation] Meteor-san Strike desu! 4.1 by Eru13

2011-10-29T19:55:02+00:00

Reserved for Ctrl Alt Elite. Don't use without my permission.

Meteor-san Strike Desu! Volume 1 Omake
//sd: side dialog, cd: corner dialog

p1
Kana: Ehehe, I changed my cellphone
Box: Omake Manga
Hiro(thinks): A cellphone, huh, If I could exchange mail addresses with her
Hiro(thinks): I'd be too happy that weird juices would come out from my body...
Kana: Ah, Kobayashi-kun, you don't know my cellphone's address, right? Let's exchange (music note)

p2
Hiro: Alright, I'll get along better with Kobato-chan by sending her mails this weekend!!
Hiro's sd: Uwoooooh
Hiro: But, what kind of mails should I send her first...
Hiro's sd: Dear Kobato, How are you... No, that's not it
Hiro: "Would you like to go to the bathroom together next time?"
Hiro: ---Hey, what's up with this mail (cd: I can't make normal judgement anymore...)
Hiro: There's no helping it, I'll ask Doraemon

p3
Akai: Who's Doraemon, you idiot!!
Akai: Rather you're too fired up, why don't you just send her your honest feelings?
Hiro: Honest...
Hiro: I- -l-o-v-e- -y-o-u
Hiro(thinks): ---Hey, what are you doing confessing!!
Meteor: Hmm, this is a cellphone...

p4
Hiro: Meteor!?
Meteor's sd: Hmm hmm
SFX: *beep*
Meteor: Hm!? I think I pressed something
Hiro: Gyaaah! You send it!! What are you going to do!!
Meteor: Hm!? You should just stop the cellphone (cd: lend it to me)
Meteor's sd: Meteor Hand
Hiro: Gyaaaaaaaah! (cd: (Hiro))
Hiro(thinks): In the end I don't know if it was sent or not, uh... my stomach hurts
Kana: Umm, Kobayashi-kun, the answer for yesterday's mail...
Hiro(thinks): Kobato-chan... Eh!? It was sent!?

p5
Kana: Sorry, I can't go out with you
Hiro(thinks): Eh!?
Kana: I mean, I can't go to the boys bathroom
Yuzu's sd: You're the worst
Hiro: Eh, the one sent was that!? (cd: the go to the bathroom one...)
Hiro(thinks): That's worse in a way!!
Box: This became a trauma and now Hiro can't send mails to Kobato... Gasshou //the gasshou part is part of a buddhist mantra
//The text below the last panel is some special thanks by the author, If you need this translated tell me

[English] [Translation] Meteor-san Strike desu! 4 by Eru13

2011-10-10T01:00:24+00:00

Reserved for Ctrl Alt Elite. Don't use without my permission.

Meteor-san Strike Desu! 4
//sd: side dialog, cd: corner dialog
//there's still the omake left

p1
Box: First Planetary Relief Test Interim Report
Meteor: ...That's the end of my report
Meteor: I think that Kobayashi Hiro is a geniune Hero
Alien: ...

p2
Alien: I see... He's certainly barely passed the tests but
Alien: the higher ups have doubts about if he has a Hero's aptitudes
Meteor: ...
Alien: Is he really a hero
Alien: That can protect the Earth from the evolving meteorite monsters?
Alien: It has been decided that he'll be examinated again

p3
Title: Chapter 4: There's a paper thin difference between Heroes and Perverts

p4
Meteor: What are you doing, Kobayashi Hiro?
Heart: Heart
Hiro: Meteor, It's nothing, leave me alone!!
Hiro(thinks): Kobato might think that I'm a pervert because of your tests
Hiro(thinks): At least I have to use a fun morning chat to recover a favorable impression!
Kana: Hey, what are you doing?
Hiro: Shut up, you cow tit girl!!

p5
Kana: Sorry (cd: uh)
Yuzu: You're the worst
Hiro(thinks): Aaagh!! Kobato-chan!?
Hiro: No, It's not like that, Kobato-chan, erm.... I thought you were Meteor!
Kana: ...
Yuzu: Huh, excuses? That's not manly
Meteor: Hahaha, forgive him, Kobayashi Hiro was waiting for you to come to go to school together
Hiro: Hey, You!!
Hiro(thinks): That makes me look like a stalker, though it's the truth
Hiro's sd: Favorable impression...

p6
Kana: Hmm, then let's go
Hiro(thinks): This girl's an angel
Kana: If you like we can come to school together from now on, I mean, you're Yuzu-chan's neighbor
Hiro: Eh, really!?
Yuzu: Geh, I super dislike that
Meteor: That's a shame
Meteor: There's no helping it, It looks like we'll have to come to school alone together
Hiro(thinks): You're saying things that are easily misunderstood again
Yuzu: Hmm, Isn't that great for you
Kana: Ahaha

p7
Hiro(thinks): What's with that crowd?
Akai: An amazing transfer student came
Hiro: Akai
Akai: Tanaka Omega
Akai: A 10 year old super genius girl that skipped grades up 'til 2nd year of high school
Hiro(thinks): What's that!?

p8
Guy's sd: Omega-chan
Hiro(thinks): And, everyone's getting too excited for a kid (cd: Damn lolicons)
Kana: Cu~~~te!!
Kana: This girl's smaller than me, she's cu~~~te
Guy's sd: Yay yay
Yuzu: Hey hey
Hiro: ...
Meteor: Kobayashi Hiro, I have something to tell you, come to the rooftop
Hiro(thinks): Geh, a test!?

p9
Arrow: In despair
Hiro: Hey, stop putting on airs and say it quick! A monster will come, right!!
Meteor: Rest assured, this time there's no meteorite monster
Meteor: But, In a sense, it's something more troublesome
Hiro: Eh?
SFX: *clank*

p10
Hiro: The transfer student from before!?
Meteor: I'll introduce her, she's a member of the Administration Bureau of the Space Union dispatched by the higher ups...
Omega: ...
Meteor: An Android
Hiro(thinks): What!! (cd: That's why she had that name)
Kana's sd: Hmm, Omega-chan
Yuzu's sd: She's not here

p11
Meteor: It seems the higher ups have doubts about your aptitudes as a hero
Meteor: So they want to do another hero examination using her
Hiro's sd: Hmmm
Hiro(thinks): It's too sudden and I don't understand but if they tell me that certainly...
Hiro(thinks): ...but, that means
Hiro(thinks): The problems are always like that so...
Meteor: Now, the way of examination

p12
Meteor: In 8 hours she'll self-destruct
Meteor: swallowing up the school
Meteor: You have to press the switch and stop that
Hiro: Hey, why do you have to swallow up the school in an explosion!!
Meteor: Because you can only call yourself a hero after you have something to protect
Hiro: ...That's unreasonable

p13
Meteor: Don't misunderstand Kobayashi Hiro
Meteor: We're not your allies
Meteor: We're only judging if earthlings are harmful for the universe
Meteor: And that switch is---

p14
Meteor: Her nipples
Hiro: Are you an idiot--- how's that a hero examination!! (cd: It's your usual erotic problem)
Meteor: That's right! you can't only push them
Hiro: Eh?

p15
Meteor: Push them like a hero!!
Hiro(thinks): No, I really don't understand the meaning of that!!
Hiro: ...But, I have to do it, if not everyone's lives are...
Hiro(thinks): Rather, why am I getting excited? she's only 10 years old
Hiro: Here?
Omega: ...No
Hiro: It's here right?
Hiro(thinks): Yeah, I have no choice but to do it to protect everyone...
Omega: Ah <3

p16
Omega: ...be more gentle
Hiro: It's not like that Kobato-chan! I'm not a lolic---
Hiro: Rather, she's not here
Meteor: ...
Silhouette: She was here
Box: Time left until the explosion 07:55:49
Hiro(thinks): But, this should be a piece of cake compared to the usual problems
Hiro(thinks): Even if she's an android, she's an elementary school girl
Hiro(thinks): If we're alone I can forcibly...
Hiro(thinks): She's there!!

p17
Kana's sd: That's the library
Guys' sd: Omega-chan
Hiro(thinks): What's with that popularity? Is it because she's a genius grade skipper beautiful transfer student!? Isn't she a petty idol...
Hiro(thinks): If I push her nipples in front of this much people (specially in front of Kobato-chan) I'll be marked not only as a pervert but as a Lolicon too!
Hiro(thinks): What should I do!!
Box: Corner

p18
Hiro: Owowow...sorry
SFX: *click*
Hiro(thinks): That's it!! Simple things are the road to "Victory"
Hiro(thinks): Hey, for a while I've been only deluding...
Box: Time left until the explosion 07:40:32
Hiro(thinks): She,she's come...
Hiro(thinks): 3,2,1

p19
Hiro: Owowow...sorry
Hiro: No, Yuzu-san, calm down and listen please, this is an accident! an accident!!
Yuzu: Hmmmmmmm
Yuzu: Then what's up with those fingers? You had all the intention to poke me!!
Hiro: It's not like I poked you because I wanted to!
Yuzu: Ah?
Hiro: It hurts, I told you it hurts
Hiro: It's, it's a lie! I poked you because a wanted to!!
Yuzu: Huh? You're the worst!!
Hiro: What do you want me to do---

p20
School's sd: *Din don dan don* //school's chime
???: Cute!!
Box: Time left until the explosion 04:50:00
Kana: Hehe, I made it in the Home ec. class
Guys' sd: Cute--
Yuzu: Kobato, you really like this things
Hiro(thinks): Now I'll have to aim for a moment when she's alone...
Hiro(thinks): I mean...

p21
Hiro: How much are you going to increase in numbers!!
students' sd: Cute--
Akai: According to the rumors
Akai: It seems there's even an Omega-chan fan club
Hiro: Damn lolicons
Kana: What!?
Kana: Omega-chan disappeared again
Yuzu: That's weird
Silhouette: She was here
Akai: Hey Hiro!
Hiro(thinks): It's my chance!!

p22
Hiro: Found you
Hiro: I was worried when you suddenly disappeared

p23
Omega: I don't like noisy places
Hiro(thinks): Alright, we're alone here
Hiro(thinks): But... even if she's a robot, to push a girl's nipples... No, this is to protect everyone's lives
Hiro: Prepare yourself!!

p24
Hiro(thinks): I'll get killed!!

p25
Omega: ...That was just a warning
Hiro: Eeeeeeek!!!
Omega: ...
Hiro(thinks): ---Or so I'll pretend

p26
Hiro(thinks): She doesn't lower her guard...
Omega: ...Even if you push them right now
Omega: Your hero power hasn't reached the standard value of 10000
Omega: So the explosion won't stop
Hiro: Now that you say it Meteor said something like that
Meteor: Push her nipples like a Hero!!
Hiro: I mean, at this rate you'll die too, are you ok with that!?

p27
Omega: ...I'm an android
Omega: To die for my mission's sake is something natural
Hiro: What's up with that...
Yuzu?: Hiro!!

p28
Guy's sd: What's this hole...
Yuzu: Wh,wh,wh,wh...What are you doing!?

p29
Yuzu: Wait Hiro!!
Hiro(thinks): Why did it become like this!! (cd: I'm doing it for your sake---)
Kendo guy: Fan Club Rule #13: Whoever brings harm to Omega-chan---
Box: People from the Omega Fan Club
Boxing guy: Should atone for that sin with their death!!
Hiro(thinks): Uheee!? What's up with this guys...
Hiro: For now it's my win if I escape
Hiro: Uwah!!

p30
Kana: Kobayashi-kun
Box: Time left until the explosion 04:30:21
Yuzu: Ah, Kobato, Did you see Hiro?
Kana: Eh
Yuzu: That guy tried to assault Omega-chan
Yuzu: If I find him he'll pay for this
Kana: He went over there
Kana: ...
Yuzu: Uwooooo!!

p31
Hiro: Thanks Kobato-chan, but...why?
Kana: People have a lot of circumstances
Kana: I believe that Kobayashi-kun isn't that kind of person
Hiro(thinks): Kobato-chan!!
Hiro(thinks): For this girl's sake I'll definitely press Omega's switch!!

p32
Yuzu: Where did you go, Hiro----!!
Akai: That guy Hiro, he made this very amusing
Hiro: It's not amusing
Akai's sd: You were here...
Hiro: Leaving that aside, I have something to ask you, the informant and Jack of all trades
Akai: Hmm hmm... Huh? What'll you do with that
Box: Time left until the explosion 00:20:00
Lower right panel sds:
sd1: bye bye
sd2: See you
Last panel sd: What's that?

p33
Kana: Yuzu-chan, isn't this a bit to much
Guys' sd: Kill Kobayashi
Guys' sd: Heaven's punishment
Yuzu: This much is ok, you never know what he'll do
Hiro: Hahahahaha That's right!!
Guys' sd: Be on alert
Yuzu: Th,this voice is!?

p34
Hiro: The Hero Appears!!
Yuzu: He's a real idiot...
Kana's sd: He's cool
Omega: ...

p35
Omega's sensor: Hero Power Error Error Error...
Hiro: Sealing the android's powers with the surrounding people, this is a perfect hero-like plan! (cd: My identity won't be revealed)
Hiro: However
Hiro(thinks): It's scary~~ but I don't have time...
Meteor: Hey, won't you jump fast
Hiro: Eh?
Hiro's sd: Eh, you're lying

p36-37
Hiro: Uwawawawah!!!
Omega's sd: Error Error
Hiro: Hero Breast Poke!!

p38
Hiro(thinks): I did it!!
Hiro: Uwawawah!!
Box: Good and bad kids shouldn't do this

p39
Hiro: Owowow, That guy Akai... This is a defective product
Yuzu: I'm so shocked about you that I can't say anything...
Kana's sd: Eh, Omega-chan again...
Hiro's sd: Spare me please

p40
Omega: ...
Meteor: Is the reason why Kobayashi Hiro's Hero Power showed an error so mysterious?
Meteor: He certainly wanted to protect everyone from the explosion like a Hero would do
Meteor: But, that moment he...

p41
Meteor: Also wanted to save you
Hiro: She said that
Hiro: "Dying is also my mission so it's natural"
Hiro: That somehow...
Hiro: pisses me off...
Omega: ...
Meteor: He might have not noticed himself
Meteor: What do you think...

p42
Meteor: About that Kobayashi Hiro?
Hiro(thinks): I'll die!!

p43
Yuzu's sd: Never do it again
Arrow: Pants
Hiro: What did I...
Hiro: ...I pushed her nipples but...

p44-45
Omega: Kobayashi Hiro
Omega: I'll approve you as a hero
Hiro: ---That means you won't explode!?
Yuzu: Hiro!!

p46
Yuzu: You, Again with Omega-chan!!
Hiro's sd: Eeeek
Hiro: Hey, I'm a Hero!!
Yuzu: What are you saying you pervert!!
Box: Kobayashi Hiro was accepted as a hero (pervert?), however, next time the evolved meteorite monsters will come
Box: Don't lose Hero, do your best hero, Until the day true peace comes to Earth!!
Box: To be continued in volume 2

[English] [Translation] Meteor-san Strike desu! 3 by Eru13

2011-09-26T04:32:06+00:00

Reserved for Ctrl Alt Elite. Don't use without my permission.

Meteor-san Strike Desu! 3
//sd: side dialog, cd: corner dialog

p1
Meteor: Wake up
Meteor: Wake up, Kobayashi Hiro
Hiro: Wh,wh,what's this...
Hiro: Space!?
Meteor: That's right, and look at that!

p2-3
Meteor: The third problem
Meteor: Within the next 7 days
Title: Chapter 3: Kiss me right now...maybe!
Meteor: Kiss your loved one!!

p4
Hiro: A dream...
Meteor: It's not a dream

p5
Meteor: If you don't kiss your loved one within the next 7 days
Meteor: Earth will be destroyed by a meteorite monster!
Box: Let us explain here, Earth is being targeted by mysterious meteorite monsters!
Box: But, if he passes the "Love Tests" Earth will be saved---
Box: That was the promise that the alien, Yamada Meteor did
Hiro: That means
Hiro: I must kiss Kobato-chan in the next week!!
Meteor: Yeah, it's an easy victory
Hiro: It's completely impossible! We're not even dating!!
Meteor: Then hurry up and confess
Hiro's sd: That's impossible

p6
Hiro: Earth is over!!
Dad: ...
Dad: Meteor-chan, what happened to my son, is it again something about the tests to save Earth?
Box: His dad was brainwashed by Meteor
Cup: Macrocosmos
Meteor: It's that this morning a problem that says that "He must kiss his loved one within the next 7 days" was presented
Dad(thinks): Wh
Dad(thinks): What!!
Dad: Mom, did you hear that? Our son will finally kiss someone!
Dad: Oh, I see! You want to see that too! Then I'll make sure to record it in this HD video camera!!
Hiro: ...

p7
Hiro: Don't you dare to come!!
Dad: You don't understand your dad's love
Hiro: What love! I don't have even a fragment of that for you!!
Hiro's sd: Good grief, what's wrong with the old man
Meteor's sd: You're loved, Kobayashi Hiro

p8
Hiro(thinks): In the next week I have to kiss...
Hiro(thinks): Kobato-chan
Hiro(thinks): Shit, how should I do it
Meteor: What happened? As you're doing this Earth's destruction draws near
Hiro: I,I know
Hiro: emm, Do you have a moment?

p9
Hiro: Emm, you see... (cd: *shyness*)
Meteor: Hey! Won't you say it straight!!
Yuzu: ...
Hiro: I,I have a favor to ask you...
Yuzu: I don't want to
Hiro(thinks): Guooo, she won't listen to a word I say
Hiro(thinks): Or rather, As always, I'm not asking you, Yuzu!!
Hiro: I have a favor to ask Kobato-chan...
Kana: Wh,What is it, Kobayashi-kun?
Yuzu: Tch
Yuzu: Tch
Hiro: Emm...Would you...
Hiro: ki
Hiro: Ki

p10
Hiro: Fondle some kimchi with me?
Hiro(thinks): Daaaah, I really can't say it, it's embarrasing!!
Yuzu: What's the meaning of that!!
Hiro(thinks): But, it's my first time!
Hiro(thinks): To begin with, it's weird, to suddenly kiss...
Akai: Heeey, Hiro
Akai: Is it true that you live together with Yamada-san!! (cd: There's a lot of eye-witness)
Class' sd: Eeeeh

p11
Kana: ...Is it true, Yuzu-chan?
Yuzu: I wonder
Hiro(thinks): This is bad, why of all times you say it right now... I have to decieve them
Hiro: Eh, That is...
Meteor: That's right
Hiro(thinks): Eh
Meteor: I'm making some "Love tests" to protect the Earth from meteorite monsters---
Hiro: Wah, Next class is on the pool! Let's go Meteor!!

p12
Hiro: It's summer!
Hiro: It's the pool!!
Hiro: It's white school swimsuits!!!
Hiro(thinks): ---Hmm, white school swimsuits!?
Yuzu: What happened to your swimsuit?
Kana's? sd: They look cute like dumplings
Kana: Ah, Yuzu-chan, my grandpa...
Boy's sd: Oooh
Yuzu: That old man...
Meteor: Hmm, Earthlings have clothes with a lot of exposure

p13
Akai's sd: Hohoh, This isn't that bad
Hiro: Take off your clothes!!
Meteor: Hm? But there's no one nude
Hiro: The upper part!
Akai's sd: *whistles* You're good, couple comedians //any good translation for meoto manzai?
Yuzu's sd: *Anger*
Kana's sd: Ahahaha

p14
Hiro(thinks): Hmm, But how can I kiss Kobato-chan...
Hiro(thinks): Should I strike underwater and perform CPR... Hmm, that's not realistic
Hiro's sd: Stare
Kana: ...
Hiro's sd: Stare
Kana: Emm, Kobayashi-kun, do you have something you want to tell me?
Hiro: Eh!?
Hiro: no, nothing
Hiro(thinks): It's not nothing!
Yuzu: Hey, Hiro!!

p15
Yuzu: You're making a pass at Kobato again!
Kana: Y,You're wrong Yuzu-chan
Yuzu: Kobato, be quiet!
Hiro(thinks): You again!!
Yuzu: You're trying to do something again, right?
Yuzu: Like seeing her panties or touching her breasts
Hiro: I told you it's nothing
Meteor: Why do you lie, Kobayashi Hiro
Hiro: Hey, Meteor
Meteor: You should ask Kobato Kana quickly
Yuzu: Wh
Hiro: Are you stupid, why are you increasing my problems!
Meteor: Fool, A hero is someone who overcomes those problems!
Yuzu's sd: *Anger*

p16
Yuzu: I challenge you, Hiro!!
Yuzu: If you lose you'll stop making wierd passes at Kobato!
Yuzu: But if you win, you can do anything!
Kana: Eh, Eeeeh
Hiro: Re,really
Hiro: Alright, I accept that---
Yuzu: But
Yuzu: It will be a swimming match

p17
Yuzu: Rest assured Kobato, This guy is
Yuzu: a complete beginner at swimming
Hiro's sd: That's unfair
Meteor: We accept that challenge!!
Hiro: Hey Meteor!
Meteor: But, you'll have to wait one week
Meteor: I'll make him not only able to swim, but able to beat you, Saegusa Yuzu
Yuzu: Interesting, then we'll do it in one week
Meteor: Yeah, no objections
Big letters: In one week a Swimming match!!
Hiro's sd: Don't start things on your own...

p18
Meteor: This is special training! Swim as much as you want!!
Hiro: I told you I can't swim!!
Hiro: Moreover, sneaking to the school's pool in the late night... Isn't that a crime?
Meteor: This is to save the Earth, don't worry about little things!
Hiro: Well, that's right but

p19
Hiro(thinks): Sigh, Even only the kiss was impossible, and now swimming...
Hiro(thinks): The Earth is in real danger this time...
Meteor: Hmph, You seem insecure, but, rest assured, I have a secret plan
Hiro: Eh
Meteor: Where did that go?
Box: Let us explain here, Meteor's cleavage is connected to a 4th dimensional space where a lot of tools are stored
Meteor: Meteor Monster Capsule!!
Hiro: Are you some sort of Cat-shaped Robot!! //obvious refference XD
Hiro(thinks): I have a bad feeling

p20
Hiro: Gyaaaaah, As I thought!!
Meteor: A Hero's true power manifests when they are in a desperate situation!!

p21
Box: 2 hours later
Meteor: This is weird, when cornered a Hero would normally overcome that...
Hiro: Are you an idiot! (cd: I'll die!!)
Meteor: Is there some reason?
Meteor: ...You can't breath when you're in the water, right?
Hiro: Well emm... I panic...
Meteor: I see
Meteor: Then it's time for secret plan #2!
Hiro: I beg you, let me do a normal training...

p22
Yuzu: Why did I challenge him?
Yuzu: Was it only for Kobato's sake?
Yuzu: ...No, it's not only that, when that alien is with Hiro
Yuzu: I just... get irritated...
Yuzu: He's being dominated
Yuzu: That idiot Hiro!

p23
Yuzu: Ah, it's irritating! what's with that guy!!
Yuzu: He's a liar, he's a good for nothing, he's not good studying or in sports
Yuzu: Well, he was a bit cool in the old times
Yuzu: But he always did unreasonable things (cd: Like flipping skirts...)
Yuzu: Because of that alien...
Yuzu: He's returning to how he was?

p24
Akai: Well, this day has finally come, Hiro vs Yuzu 200m Freestyle!
Akai: And if Hiro wins this match, Kobato-chan will have to do anything that he asks (cd: That's enviable Ero Hero!)
Akai: But, if he loses he won't be able to do any more perverted things ---I mean, that's obvious Idiot Hiro---!!
Akai: By the way, The live commentaries for today will be done by me, Akai Hironobu and
Kana: His assitant, Kobato Kana
Akai: ---We'll bring them for you together
Hiro: ...
Yuzu: Hiro, I think you understand but

p25
Yuzu: I won't go easy on you
Hiro: Hmm, That's my line
Meteor: Kobayashi Hiro
Hiro(thinks): Meteor...
Meteor: I think you already know but
Meteor: The time left until the Meteorite monster collides with Earth...
Meteor: Is only one hour
Meteor: That means
Hiro(thinks): I know that too
Hiro(thinks): For Earth's sake I definitely have to win this match and with a natural flow---
Akai: Reaaaady

p26-27
Akai: Start!
Hiro(thinks): Kiss Kobato-chan---!!
Akai: Ooh, She's fast, as expected from Saegusa Yuzu with her oustanding reflexes
Akai: Or maybe it's that her lack of breasts reduces the resistance of water!!
Yuzu(thinks): I'll kill him later!!
Akai: And in the other side Kobayashi Hiro
Akai: wh
Akai: What's that!!

p28
Akai: He's swimming! I mean, they're swimming side by side!!
Akai: Who said that Hiro was a beginner!!
Kana: Yuzu-chan, Kobayashi-kun, Do your best!!
Akai: ...And, does she understand the meaning of this match?
Yuzu(thinks): Eh, no way. He couldn't swim even a bit...
Hiro(thinks): hmph, Looks like you're surprised Yuzu! If you give a man 3 days he can do anything

p29
Hiro(thinks): Compared to Meteor's special training--- (Racing against space sharks or escaping swimming from a black hole) Beating Yuzu is a piece of cake!
Hiro(thinks): And I have "Secret plan #2" too!!
Akai: Hmm
Akai: Look closely, from the start of the race Contestant Kobayashi
Akai: Hasn't breath once
Hiro(thinks): Hmph, that's right

p30
Meteor: Secret plan #2
Hiro: No, spare me please
Meteor: Meteor...
Hiro: No, really, spare me!
Meteor: Adaptation Beam!!
Hiro: Uwah
Meteor: Someone who has recieved this beam can breath underwater for 6 days
Hiro: There's no way that's
Box: 3 minutes later

p31
Hiro's sd: It's real
Akai: Whoa, Hiro's lead is as big as the time he hasn't lost breathing
Akai: And there's 100m left, we've entered the second half of the race!!
Yuzu(thinks): No way, I'll lose to someone like Hiro!?
Yuzu(thinks): I won't accept it, I won't accept it
Yuzu(thinks): Ah, I see...

p32
Yuzu(thinks): I didn't want to accept it...
Yuzu(thinks): Since Hiro stopped playing Hero
Hiro: There's nothing impossible for a Hero
Hiro: Eh, There are some impossible things for humans?
Yuzu(thinks): Started saying that...
Yuzu(thinks): I didn't want that so at every opportunity
Yuzu's sd: Ora ora
Yuzu(thinks): I tried to make him a hero again by making him do special training and pretend, but
Hiro: Hey, Impossible things are impossible
Yuzu: What are you saying, you're pitiable!

p33
Yuzu: In the old days, you even said "There's nothing impossible for a hero"
Yuzu: Because of that you're not popular, you know?
Silhouette's characters: He was here
Yuzu: ...
Yuzu(thinks): I repeated that for a while but, in the end, I couldn't make you a hero again
Hiro's sd: Uwoooooh
Yuzu(thinks): I noticed that that alien made Hiro a hero again... That was vexing so I didn't want to accept it
Hiro(thinks): Fufufu, I've made a big gap between us, If I continue like this I'll win
Hiro: Hm

p34
Hiro(thinks): I can't...
Hiro(thinks): I can't breathe...
Meteor: Someone who has recieved the adaptation beam can breath underwater for 6 days
Hiro(thinks): Aaaaah!! (cd: It's been exactly 6 days)
Akai: Hmm? What happened to contestant Kobayashi?
Hiro: Save me
Akai: Maybe he's drowning!?

p35
Meteor: Fu
Meteor: A Hero's true power manifests when they are in a desperate situation
Meteor(thinks): This is my real secret plan
Meteor(thinks): Overcome this, Kobayashi Hiro!!
Yuzu(thinks): ...Trouble?
Yuzu(thinks): That means we still don't know the outcome...!?
Yuzu(thinks): The I won't
Yuzu(thinks): Accept it yet!!

p36
Hiro(thinks): This is bad, at this rate
Hiro(thinks): I'll lose the match---
Hiro(thinks): The Earth will...
Hiro(thinks): Shit, If I could just breath!
Hiro(thinks): Just breath, breath...hm!?

p37
Hiro(thinks): I might as well stop my breath, that way it'll be the same as before!
Hiro(thinks): No, but, there's 100m left!!
Hiro(thinks): It's impossible for an ordinary man!?
Kana's sd: It's ok if it's Kobayashi-kun
Hiro's sd: *Shine*

p38
Hiro(thinks): But, There's nothing impossible for a hero!!

p39 //no dialog

p40
Akai: Kobayashi Hiro has won!!

p41
Yuzu: You can do it, don't you
Yuzu: I've gotten a bit of a better opinion of you
Yuzu: Hiro!!

p42
Hiro(thinks): Hmm? Why is everyone...
Hiro(thinks): That's right, I won, I have to wake up and ask Kobato-chan to kiss...
Classmate: Isn't this bad?
Classmate: Someone do cpr!
Classmate: *a bunch of scribbles*
Hiro(thinks): Ack, Yuzu is crying
Hiro(thinks): Kobato-chan too...
Hiro(thinks): Kuh, I want to wake up but
Hiro(thinks): My conscious...ness is...
Hiro(thinks): ...already...
Hiro(thinks): ...At this rate the Earth will!!

p43
Meteor: Splendid, Kobayashi Hiro!
Meteor: That Love will protect
Meteor: your life and the Earth!!
Meteor: Whoops
Meteor: In Earth you take off your upper clothes

p44
Box: Let us explain here
Meteor: Test target Kobayashi Hiro has passed the third problem ---(We'll abbreviate the rest)
Meteor: Meteor

p45
Meteor: Crawl!!
Box: The alien Meteor uses the "Love Power" generated from the tests
Box: And her speed while swimming in crawl style is...

p46-47
Box: Equal to the speed of light!!
Kana: He woke up

p48
Hiro: Kobato-chan
Hiro: ---What happened to Earth!?
Hiro: I mean the kiss... what happened to the kiss!?
Kana: Eh, Kiss... You mean the CPR?
Hiro: CPR
Hiro: W,With Kobato-chan?
Kana: E,Erm It wasn't me

p49
Hiro: Yuzu

p50
Dad: It was me!!
Hiro: Old man...
Dad: Well, It was a close call
Dad: You see, last time I told you I'd go record a kiss scene
Hiro: That's a lie...
Yuzu: Mister, they'll get you someday
Hiro: That's a lie...
Dad: It's not a lie, look at this!

p51
Hospital's sd: It's a lie
Hiro's sd: Shocked
Kana: Ah, That's right
Kana: I have to fulfill my promise since Kobayashi-kun won
Hiro(thinks): Huh, That's right, this was still left!!

p52
Kana: Here, Kimchi
Hiro: Eh, Why Kimchi...
Yuzu's sd: Ah
Kana's sd: Smile
Kana's sd: Fondle
Kana: Eh, Kobayashi-kun said that he wanted to fondle some Kimchi together
Kana: I love Kimchi too
Box: Don't lose Hero, do your best hero, Until the day true peace comes to Earth!
Hiro: Aaaaaaaah!!
Hiro's sd: Fondle
Box: Chapter 3 End

[English] [Translation] Meteor-san Strike desu! 2 by Eru13

2011-09-18T01:04:08+00:00

Reserved for Ctrl Alt Elite Scanlation. Don't use without my permission.

Meteor-san Strike Desu! 2
//sd=side dialog, cd= corner dialog

p1
Title: Chapter 2: "Breasts" All of my feelings, Reach!!

p2
Box: Summary of last chapter
Summary: The Earth is targetted by mysterious meteorite monsters
Summary: To prevent that, Kobayashi Hiro has to take the "Love tests" the aliens prepared
Summary: But, an unthinkable problem was presented, "Look at the panties of the girl you love"
Summary: In the limits of distress Hiro saw her panties with love's power (kneeling)
Summary: But the meteorite monsters are still coming...
Summary: Don't lose Hero, do your best Hero!
Hiro(kneeling): Show me the panties you're wearing please!!
Hiro: No, spare me please!!
Hiro: Peace is good
Hiro's sd: Nohohon
Hiro(thinks): Now, if I could just see her smiling
Hiro(thinks): Saving Earth would have been worthy

p3
Hiro(thinks): Kobato-chan
Yuzu: Hmm? Kobato, you haven't touched your lunch, what happened?
Kana: E...erm
Kana: I'm on a diet...
Kana: Do you want to eat some? Yuzu-chan
Yuzu: Eh...well if you won't eat then I'll eat some but...
Hiro(thinks): Damn Yuzu, what an enviable thing... (cd: show some restraint)

p4
Yuzu's sd: Gray-chan...
Yuzu: However, It's like uselessly complicated
Yuzu: You can become a bride anytime
Kana: I,I,It's not like that...
Hiro(thinks): Bride?
Hiro(thinks): A bride...
Kana's sd: Dear, you forgot this
Hiro's sd: Whoa, no good, no good
Yuzu: Delicious

p5
Yuzu: What's this thing inside the omelette?
Kana: Aaah, that's caviar
Yuzu: Huuuh? In what world there's caviar in a High-school girl's lunch
Yuzu: I have only eaten that in weddings!!
Kana: But there was some left from yesterday's dinner so I thought it'd be a waste
Hiro(thinks): Hmph... Yuzu, She's different from a commoner like you
Hiro(thinks): Because Kobato-chan is a rich lady!!
Text below Kana's image: (comment) Hiro's image of a rich person
Akai: Heeey, Hero

p6
Hiro: Hey, what's up, I was in the best part right now
Akai: Just come here, participate too
Paper: //the "正" are the votes, don't clean that
2-D's Breast Championship
Cup
D85 Satou //my guess, there's a lot of names written like this
H92 Alien
H92 Kobato
C82.5 Gotou //again my guess
A70 Yuzu
Hiro: 2-D's Breast Championship?
Hiro: Hohoh
Hiro's sd: Even the cup
Akai: As one would think, It's a big breast showdown between the alien and Kobato-chan
Hiro: ---Even Yuzu has votes? (cd: She doesn't even have breasts)
Akai: For little breast lovers Yuzu-chan's the choice
Akai: So, Who will you vote for?

p7
Hiro: That's a pointless question
Hiro: Bigger breasts are the "royal road", One vote for Kobato-chan!!
Yuzu: That bunch of idiots...
Hiro's sd: Everyone, do you like breasts?
Everyone's sd: Yeeeeah
Hiro: And, Meteor's breasts in the future will definitely
Hiro: han---
Meteor: What's up with my breasts?

p8
Hiro's sd: No, nothing
Everyone's sd: ooh
Meteor: The instructions for the next problem have come
Meteor: Let's go up

p9
Hiro(thinks): Goodbye, brief peace
Guy: Hey Alien, How do you feel
Meteor: I'm in perfect form
Girl: Meteor-san, how long are you going to be on Earth?
Meteor: I intend to be here some time
Box: Everyone's taking her self-introduction as a joke but...
Meteor: I'm an alien
Box: But, she's really...

p10
Box: an alien
Hiro(thinks): Rather, Up is the space!!
Meteor: Look, That's this time's

p11
Meteor: Zgadkan

p12
Hiro(thinks): Another big one came---!!
Meteor: This one will collide with Earth in one week
Box: Image Figure
Meteor: So, I'll announce the problem at once!
Hiro: W,Wait a sec, I'm not mentally prepared!!
Meteor: What are you saying, Kobayashi Hiro
Meteor: If you pass the Love Tests we've prepared for you
Meteor: We'll destroy the Meteorite Monsters, right?
Hiro: You say Love tests but

p13
Hiro: It'll be something like "Look at the panties of the person you love", right?
Meteor: If you pass the problems, your love with Kobato Kana will deepen, isn't it killing two birds with one stone?
Hiro: I'll be hated even more, idiot!!
Meteor's sd: ?
Hiro: No, You have to understand that!!
Meteor: Second Problem
Meteor: In less than one week make Kobato Kana

p14
Meteor: Say that you handmade lunch is "delicious"

p15
Hiro: ...For real?
Meteor: Yeah
Meteor: In Gourmet Planet, when the courtship season comes, they do this ritual
Meteor: In short, it's love
Hiro(thinks): What kind of planet is that! But, well, It's a lot more decent than the last one
Hiro: All right!!
Hiro: Leave Earth's peace in my hands!!
Meteor: Yeah, that's the attitude, Kobayashi Hiro

p16
Box: Next day's afternoon
Hiro: E
Hiro: Errr, I made a lunch for Kobato-chan
Hiro: Could you eat it please?
Yuzu: Rejected
Yuzu: I mean, Why?
Hiro: That's...As an apology for last time
Hiro(thinks): I'm not asking you Yuzu
Yuzu: To begin with, Kobato-chan is on a diet so it's impossible (cd: Sorry for you)
Kana: Yu,Yuzu-chan, that's a secret
Hiro: F...For now look at the contents...

p17
Hiro: Look, Doesn't it look delicious?
Yuzu: Are you stupid!!
Yuzu: At least bring something edible
Kana: A,Are you alright? Kobayashi-kun
Yuzu: He's ok, He isn't the type that will be defeated by something like this
Meteor: Well done, Saegusa Yuzu!!

p18
Meteor: That is
Meteor: Love's whip
Yuzu: I don't understand, Let's go Kobato
Kana: Eh
Kana: Y,Yeah

p19
Kana: Sorry, Kobayashi-kun
Yuzu: Good grief, What's that idiot thinking...And why is that woman with him
Kana: ...
Kana: But

p20
Kana: He took the trouble to make it
Kana: I did something bad to Kobayashi-kun
Yuzu: Good grief, how much of a good girl are you?
Yuzu: What's wrong with a woman being on a diet?
Yuzu: Or you don't want to lose weight?
Kana: Ugh
Kana: Well I want to lose weight but...

p21
Yuzu: Then leave Hiro to me!!
Kana: Yeah...
Hiro(thinks): I was one step away, that Yuzu... but that's troublesome...to think that my cooking skills were this bad
Hiro(thinks): As things are, even if she eats it she won't say "delicious"
Hiro: Akai
Akai: Yo

p22
Akai: That's the list of Kobato-chan's favorite dishes, make those
List:
Milk
Omelette
Ice Cream
Mackerel cooked with miso
Natto
Taiyaki //not sure about this, the shoulder doesn't let me see the last part, i can only read iyaki
Hiro: Oh, As expected from the "Informant Asai"!
Hiro: ...Eh? but why on Earth...
Akai: It's nothing, I will also be troubled if Kobato-chan continues her diet
Hiro: ...
Meteor: In short, it's love
Meteor: For Kobayashi Hiro
Hiro: No, That's not it

p23
Hiro(thinks): All right! For now I have to practice making Kobato-chan's favorite dishes
Hiro: It's done! Try eating it!!
Meteor and Dad: Thanks for the food

p24
Dad(thinks): This Omelette's ingredients, Kimchi, yogurt, orange and this stickiness...
Dad(thinks): Natto!? The combination of all that makes it...
Meteor: It's horrible, try again!!
Hiro: Is my food some vegetable juice!!
Hiro(thinks): That's weird, I put all of Kobato-chan's favorites...
Hiro(thinks): How can I make something delicious
Dad: ...However, It's like you can't fight your own blood, your mom's cooking was also terrible
Hiro: Eh, Mom's was!?

p25
Dad: But only you lunches...
Dad: She said "I'll make them" and didn't listen to me
Kid: Uwah, what's with that lunch, it looks horrible
Hiro: S,shut up
Kid: Teacher, Kobayashi-kun's lunch is weird
Hiro: Now that you say it it had burnt omelettes and my friends made fun of me
Hiro: But

p26
Hiro: Oddly, it was delicious...
Dad: That's a good hint, isn't it?
Dad's sd: Fufu, I said something good
Meteor: In short, It's love
Hiro's sd: In spite of being my old man
Hiro: I understand, I'll try doing it while I look at mom
Meteor and dad's sd: Yeah yeah

p27
Text: Yes, there's 6 days left... I won't give up!!
Box: 5 days left
Box: 3 days
Text next to the arrow: Bloomers
Box: 2 days
Box: And
Box: The last day...

p28
Hiro(thinks): This is bad, the last day has...
Hiro(thinks): For now I think that my lunches have become better
Yuzu: Hey, more than being thinner, aren't you worn out?
Kana: It's not like that
Hiro(thinks): Kuh, as I thought, she's still on a diet
Hiro(thinks): I have to get her to eat it
Hiro(thinks): If not, I'm worried Kobato-chan's body

p29
Hiro: Kobato-chan
Hiro: I made you a lunch, please eat it!!
Girl's sd: Kobayashi's doing it again
Girl's sd: This makes a whole week
Yuzu: You really don't understand
Kana: Yuzu-chan, I...
Yuzu: You be quiet Kobato! To begin with, don't you understand she's troubled by this!?
Hiro(thinks): Kuh, Yuzu's always interfering, but today I won't draw back
Hiro(thinks): If it's turn to this...

p30
Hiro(thinks): I'll have to kneel!!
Yuzu: You're not thinking of kneeling again, are you?
Yuzu: It's embarrasing so don't do it
Yuzu: Do you think that she'll do what you want if you kneel?
Kana: I'm really sorry, Kobayashi-kun
Hiro(thinks): Kuh, I've got no plans left...
Akai: Hey, today's the limit for the poll
Guy's sd: Eh, For real?...

p31
Hiro(thinks): I get it, I get it now
Hiro(thinks): The reason Kobato-chan is on a diet...
Hiro(thinks): But...
Hiro(thinks): I can't think of something to do about that...

p32
Meteor: There's 10 minutes left, Kobayashi Hiro
Hiro(thinks): Meteor
Meteor: Don't give up
Meteor: No matter the adversities or the walls that stand in your way
Meteor: Hero Kobayashi will

p33
Meteor: definitely overcome them!!
Hiro(thinks): That's right, if this continues we'll definitely die...
Hiro(thinks): Don't give up until the end, think, think, think...

p34-35
Hiro: Kobato-chan, Your breasts have all of our dreams!
Hiro: So be proud of them!!
Hiro: Yuzu acts so majestic even though she has this little breasts!!!

p36
Hiro: Eh
Hiro: Did I miss the place to touch?
Yuzu: Are you an idiot!!

p37
Yuzu: I don't understand this pervert, die 100 times!!
Hiro: No, I thought that Kobato-chan started a diet because she was worried about her breasts...
Yuzu: You idiot, you don't need to touch them!!
Hiro: ...It's ok, I don't even know if there's something there
Yuzu: Hmm? He's still breathing!
Kana: Hey, Yuzu-chan, if you continue Kobayashi-kun will really die
Yuzu: Kobato, are you really on a diet because you're worried about your breasts like this guy said?
Kana: Eh

p38
Yuzu's sd: That's an enviable trouble...

p39
Hiro: That's actually a good thing
Yuzu: You be quiet!!
Hiro's sd: Y,yeah
Yuzu(thinks): Eh, Then why didn't she tell me? I'm her best friend
Yuzu(thinks): Huh
Yuzu(thinks): It can't be that she was taking consideration because I have little breasts...
YUzu's sd: Sigh
Yuzu: Listen, Kobato
Yuzu: Even I have a complex with my breasts
Yuzu: But, Even if they are big or small, they're your breasts so you can't help it
Yuzu: So, accept that

p40
Yuzu: And live sticking out your chest //pridefully
Guy's sd: Oooooooh
Kana: That's right... It's just like you said, I was worrying by such a little thing
Kana: .......Yeah

p41
Kana: I'll also, just like Yuzu-chan,
Kana: Try living sticking out my chest
Hiro: Eh, Then
Kana: Yeah
Kana: If you're ok with it, I'll eat Kobayashi-kun's lunch
Yuzu: Eeh, His lunch is definitely horrible...
Hiro: Fufufu, Yuzu, save your complaints for

p42
Hiro: When you see this lunch!!
Kana's sd: It's Gray-chan
Kana: Waah <3 It looks delicious
Hiro: Hehe, I worked very hard

p43
Hiro(thinks): The Earth is over---
Box: 3 minutes before the Meteorite Monster collides...
Hiro: Kobato-chan

p44
Hiro and Yuzu(think): She ate it!?

p45
Kana: It's delicious, Kobayashi-kun
Guy's sd: oooooooh
Meteor: Well done, Kobayashi Hiro!!
Meteor: By giving their cooking people make their bonds stronger, in short that's---

p46
Meteor: Love!!

p47
Meteor: Test target Kobayashi Hiro has passed the second problem
Meteor: From here I'll switch to execution mode and release until the third seal
Box: Let me explain, when Kobayashi Hiro passes a "Love Test"
Box: Meteor is able to gain the power to destroy the Meteorite Monsters
Meteor: Meteor...

p48-49
Meteor: Beaaaaaam!!

p50
Hiro: Peace is the best
Hiro(thinks): But, I'm not the one that protected Earth this time

p51
Hiro: It's all thanks to you, Kobato-chan
Akai: Hey, Hero
Akai: The results of the breast contest are out
Hiro: Good grief, Won't you guys stop doing that?
Akai: The results are amazing!!
Hiro's sd: There's no helping it!!
Hiro: Wh!!

p52
Paper:
2-D's Breast Championship
Cup
D85 Satou
H92 Alien
H92 Kobato
C82.5 Gotou
A70 Yuzu
Hiro: First place are Kobato-chan, Meteor and...
Hiro: Yuzu!??
Hiro: Kobato-chan is a given, well I understand Meteor, but Yuzu, that's not possible
Akai: Fufufu, Kobayashi-kun, she has little breasts but her figure when she stuck up her chest was a shot to our hearts
Yuzu: Hmmm, I have to thank you for that
Kana: Maybe I should diet again
Meteor: Why? Breasts are weapons, you should be proud //TN: Literally, weapons XD
Box: End of 2nd chapter

[English] [Translation] Meteor-san Strike desu! 1 by Eru13

2011-09-16T17:35:41+00:00

Reserved for Ctrl Alt Elite Scanlation. Don't use without my permission.

Meteor-san Strike Desu! 1
//Notes for this chap
//sd= side dialog, cd= corner dialog, Dad= Hiro's dad

B&W cover
Alien: This is Hagoromochou's Specialty "UFO Soba"
Left arrow: This is a croquette, it's been sinked a bit to let the sunny-side egg be on top of it.
Right arrow: A half cooked sunny-side egg is on top.
Text next to the map: You can eat it at "Great Silver River Retreat", It's in the shopping district, 5 minutes away walking from the station. //Just translated the kanjis, if I find the name later in the manga i'll put it
Box: Some words from the shop manager: I want the aliens that have come to Earth to eat this (lol) //yeah, the (lol) is part of the translation

B&W back cover
Text: I've been scolded by my friends that the amount of blue school swimsuits isn't enough so I borrowed this space replenish that.
Swimsuit: Omega

Index:
Chapter 1: A Lie is the beginning of aliens!?
Chapter 2: "Breasts" All of my feelings, Reach!!
Chapter 3: Kiss me right now!
Chapter 4: There's a paper thin difference between Heroes and Perverts

p1
Box: This is only between us, when I was a kid...
Yuzu: Kyah
Yuzu: Heeeey, Hiro, I'll kill you!!
Hiro: The Hero Kobayashi has punished the violent monster Yuzura!!
Box(down): Kobayashi Hiro (6 years old) Calls himself: Hero Special Skill: Flipping Skirts
Box(left): A hero!!

p2
Box: Eh!? So what you say...
Mom's sd: Today's dinner is curry
Boy's sd: Yeah
Box: ...I get it, I'll tell you
Hiro: !?
Box: When I was a kid

p3
Narration: I was taken by a UFO and meet with aliens!
Alien: *two scribbles* In ten years *scribble*
Alien: *two scribbles* The Earth is destroyed *scribble*

p4
Box: ---Or so was my lie

p5
Title: Chapter 1: A Lie is the beginning of aliens!?

p6
Box: Ten years later
Hiro: That dream...again
Hiro: Oh crap
Hiro: I'm off old man, I don't need breakfast!
Dad: Wait a sec!!
Dad: You can skip breakfast if you want
Dad: But at least say hi to your mom before you go
Hiro: Whoops, My bad

p7
Dad: By the way son
Hiro: What... (cd: you told me to do it)
Dad: I want to ask some young people for opinions about something
Dad: Dadan!! The newest goods of this town's mascot "Gray-chan"!! (cd: what do you think?)
Box: City hall's Tourist Division Chief
Cup(right): You
Cup(left): Believe in UFO?
Cup(right): You
Cup(left): Believe in UFO?
Hiro: I'm off!!
Dad's sd: Mom, I can't communicate with our son

p8
Top text: In this town, there's a mountain that looks like a UFO
Box: Moreover it seems that it was a famous UFO watching spot for some people
Box: That's why everyone believed the lie I told when I was six
Box: Just like that the town became a UFO watching area
Sign(the middle one): Welcome to the UFO Town, Hagoromochou
Box: It rapidly became a serious thing and I had to add more lies to my lies
Reporter: Do you remember your conversations with the aliens!?
Hiro: The Earth will be destroyed in 10 years
Reporter: Wh!!
Hiro: But, rest assured, the aliens

p9
Hiro: Chose me to be "The hero that will protect the Earth"
Box: As one would expect my lie was exposed
Article Title: UFO Hero Appears
Article big letters: Why did this boy lied?
Box: From that moment on, I went through harsh times
Boy's sd: Heeey Hero
Boy's sd: If you feel frustrated call the aliens
Box: Well, You reap what you sow...

p10
Hiro's sd: Fuuu, I got in time
Hiro(thinks): Th,That is!?
Hiro(thinks): My dear Angel Kobato Kana-chan
Hiro: G,g,Good morning Kobato-chan
Kana: Ufu*music note* Good morning, Kobayashi-kun
Hiro's sd: I'm in eden
Yuzu: Hey! Your face is creepy

p11
Yuzu: Yo! Hiro
Yuzu: Won't you greet me
Hiro: Hey Yuzu, you were here, sorry, I couldn't see you
Hiro: Good Morning Yuzu-san
Yuzu: Good grief, You could have said that from the beginning
Kana: You two don't change a bit

p12
Hiro: Tch, this woman with super strength
Yuzu: Huh?
Hiro: No, Nothing...
Kana: ufufu
Akai: Hey! "UFO boy" big news!!
Hiro: Akai-kun, next time you say that I'll kill you
Akai: Ah, Sorry sorry
Akai: Leaving that aside, It seems that a Beautiful Transfer Student Girl is coming to our class
Hiro: Eh, Really!?
Hiro: well, I'm not really interested
Yuzu: Nothing but lies...

p13
Teacher: Be delighted boys, I'll introduce you a cute transfer student today
Teacher: Enter please

p14
Meteor: I'm Yamada Meteor!!

p15
Boy's sd: Cute
Hiro(thinks): Well, she's a little cute, let's ignore her breasts for now, but her face isn't a match for Kobato-chan's
Hiro(thinks): ...Or rather, what a weird name...
Meteor: I'm...
Meteor: A member of the Administration Bureau of the Space Union, an Adilian, in short, what Earthlings call--- //Ok, for now I'll asume the planet meteor is from is called Adil (Adiiru in katakana) suggestions are accepted until an official one is found

p16
Meteor: An alien

p17
Hiro(thinks): It's like, just now, she said something weird!!
Meteor: Kobayashi Hiro!!
Meteor: Now is the time to fulfill your promise from 10 years ago
Hiro(thinks): No No, This is the first time we meet
Meteor: Be delighted, you were

p18
Meteor: Chosen to be the Hero that will protect Earth!!

p19
Text between panels: Wh,What is this guy saying!?
Student: I see, it's like that
Student: As expected from Hero, he's popular with aliens
Student: Great, Hero Kobayashi
Student: Well done Transfer student, Nice self-introduction
side dialog: Ahahahahahaha
Hiro(thinks): Shiiiit!!
Teacher's sd: Heeeey, Come back.
Yuzu: There's no helping it, that idiot...
Kana: Kobayashi-kun...

p20
Hiro(thinks): Wh,What's up with her, She probably saw me on the TV and came here to make fun of me
Hiro(thinks): ...Even if that's so, do you normally say that in your self-introduction!?
Hiro: Does she have a grudge against me? (cd: Hmmmm)
Meteor: I have nothing like that

p21
Hiro: Wh,Who are you!
Hiro: Are you having fun teasing me?
Meteor: I see, after your first contact with an alien for a while you are confused... (cd: It's not impossible)
Hiro(thinks): No, Listen to what I'm telling you for a bit
Meteor: There's no helping it
Meteor: Meteor Capsule!! //TN: It's a Poké-ball!! XD

p22
Meteor: I'll make you remember

p23
Hiro(thinks): W,Wait a sec!
Hiro(thinks): In the blink of an eye I'm in space... Then!!
Hiro(thinks): She's really an alien??
Hiro(thinks): It stopped
Meteor: Look at that

p24-25
Meteor: It's a Meteorite Monster, a Zgadkan!! //katakana "Zugadokan", any ideas??
Meteor: This thing is aiming at Earth
Meteor: Well, you can think of it as a living meteorite, but mutual understanding is impossible...
Meteor: And if it's this big it will certainly---

p26
Meteor: Destroy Earth in less than 24 hours
Meteor: Are you scared? But, the only one that can protect Earth is you
Hiro: Huh!? That's impossible!!
Meteor: ...Rest assured, we'll destroy it
Hiro: Then destroy it right now, cheapstake!!
Meteor: You see, you Earthlings are continually at war and destroying the environment
Meteor: In the end, you'll end up eating up your mother planet
Meteor: As a result, is there a merit
Meteor: In saving such a foolish race?

p27
Meteor: ...However, there are split opinions between us
Meteor: so...
Meteor: We'll do a test, if you pass it we'll save you
Meteor: The one that'll take that test is you
Meteor: In short, the thing being tested

p28
Meteor: Is love
Meteor: Your love will save the Earth
Hiro(thinks): What kind of catch copy is that!!
Meteor: Fufufu, It's the thing that Earthlings nowadays lack the most
Meteor: But, Kobayashi Hiro, If it's you then it's possible

p29
Meteor: Because Heroes protect the Earth
Meteor: Then, I'll give you the first problem!!
Meteor: Listen care---

p30
Hiro: Everyone, there's trouble!
Hiro: She was really an alien!!
Guy: Yeah yeah, and Earth will be destroyed
Guy: Hey, someone call the TV
Hiro(thinks): ...
Hiro: No, this time it's for real

p31
Akai: That has completely become your trademark gag
Akai: As expected form the town revitalizer Hero-sama
Hiro: Ugyaaaah!!
Meteor: To think that he ran before taking the challenge...
Meteor: And you call yourself a Hero?
Meteor: Kobayashi Hiro

p32
Hiro: Why doesn't anyone believe me...
Hiro: ...No, well, I reap what I sow but...
Hiro(thinks): But...a meteorite monster? Earth's destruction? I'm the only one that can stop it?
Hiro(thinks): Then I'm really a Hero...
Hiro: But that was a lie!!

p33
Kana: That's Kobayashi-kun right
Yuzu: ...His house is next to mine
Yuzu: When that guy is troubled he climbs to the ceiling
Yuzu: Since auntie died
Yuzu: Well, It's probably some useless problem
Yuzu: Hmm, Kobato?
Kana: Kobayashi-kun!!
Hiro: Kobato-chan?

p34
Kana: I believe in you
Kana: Because, Your eyes weren't lying
Yuzu: Hey Kobato, That's embarassing
Kana: But
Hiro: Kobato-chan
Hiro: Hm
Hiro(thinks): Wait a sec, if I don't pass the test, let alone Earth, even Kobato-chan...

p35
Hiro(thinks): I have to make that lie become real---
Hiro's sd: I will do it
Yuzu: He's a real idiot...

p36
SFX: *Ker-chak* //door opening
Meteor: Hmm you came... I thought you had run away
Hiro: I'm still scared...but...
Hiro: Even I have things I want to protect!
Hiro: If there's no one else who can do it then I'll show you I can protect Earth!!

p37
Meteor: That's the spirit!!
Meteor: Pass this Love test
Meteor: And show me you can protect those people!!
Meteor: Then, I'll anounce the problem
Meteor: First problem

p38
Meteor: Look at the panties that Kobato Kana is wearing today
Hiro: Eh, Panties, erm?
Meteor: Yes, her underwear
Hiro: Wait a sec! What's with that joke of a problem
Meteor: "A joke" you say?

p39
Meteor: You fool!!
Meteor: This is a splendid problem made based on a certain alien courtship behavior
Meteor: In that planet, when the breeding season comes, only the one who has seen the panties can mate
Meteor: In short it's love!
Hiro: ...
Meteor: By the way, there's only one hour left before the time limit!!
Hiro: Hey, suddenly...that means that
Hiro: In one hour the meteorite monster will collide with Earth!?

p40
Hiro(thinks): To save the Earth I have to look at Kobato-chan's panties
Hiro(thinks): Dammit, I don't have time to make stupid plans...
Hiro(thinks): I'll definitely be hated but I have to do that...
Hiro(thinks): There's no helping it, I have to flip it (skirt) //yeah, with the parenthesis and everything
Hiro(thinks): If I do it as if it was a kid's prank she'll may forgive me

p41
Kana: Ah, Kobayashi-kun
Yuzu: Hey, Don't run in the corridors
Hiro(thinks): Target Found!!
Hiro(thinks): I need to make the first move! This is to protect the Earth, forgive me!! Kobato-chan
Hiro's sd: My hand is burning red
Big text in the same panel: Uwooooooooh
Kana: ?
Kana: ?
Kana: ?

p42
Yuzu: In spite of being old enough, you surely aren't trying to flip her skirt
Hiro's sd: Wh,why was it exposed...
Hiro: Shut up, Can a guy who can't even flip a skirt protect the Earth!
Hiro: You slapped me...
Yuzu: Idiot!!
Yuzu: I don't understand!! Are you being decieved by that transfer student!?
Hiro: ...

p43
Meteor: What happened Kobayashi Hiro
!?
Meteor: Don't worry, I'm speaking directly to your brain
Meteor: However, is it ok?
Meteor: If you keep worrying, Earth's destruction will draw near...
Meteor: Didn't you have things you want to protect!?
Hiro: That's right, I'm...

p44
Hiro: Hero Kobayashi!!
Hiro's sd: Special Move Hero Typhoon
Yuzu: Hiro, I'll kill you later!!
Hiro: Sorry, Your precious sacrifice won't be in vain
Hiro(thinks): However, Black? You've matured, Yuzu...
Hiro: Now
Yuzu's sd: Run away
Kana: Hey, Calm down Kobayashi-kun
Hiro: Prepare yourself!!

p45
Yuzu: Stupid Hiro!
Yuzu: Can't you see Kobato doesn't like it!!

p46
Kana: Kobayashi-kun?
Yuzu: Hiro...
Meteor: What are you doing Kobayashi Hiro
Meteor: There's less than one minute

p47
Hiro: I'm a big idiot...
Hiro: This is not what a hero would do
Yuzu: So it's fine if it's me
Hiro: ...
Hiro: I beg you, Kobato-chan

p48-49
Hiro: Show me the panties you're wearing today!!

p50
Hiro: I'm fully aware you don't want to but, if you don't show them it'll be dangerous
Kana: Even if you tell me that
Hiro: I beg you!!...
Hiro: Believe in me
SFX: *Thump*

p51
Yuzu: There's no way she'll show them you big idiot!!
Yuzu: Now, Let's go Kobato!
Kana: Y,Yeah

p52 //no dialog

p53
Yuzu: Hey Kobato, there's no meaning if you show him your panties
Kana: Ahaha, sorry...
Hiro: That lame character is the one my dad made...
Hiro: Of all things you're wearing that!!
Kana's sd: Lame...
Hiro's sd: Ah
Yuzu: You've seen someone's panties and you complain...
Yuzu: Die a million times you idiot!!
Meteor: Hmph

p54
Meteor: As I thought you were a Hero
Meteor: Kobayashi Hiro
Meteor: Test target Kobayashi Hiro has passed the first problem
Meteor: From here I'll switch to execution mode and release until the third seal

p55
Meteor: Me
Meteor: Te
Meteor: Or

p56-57
Meteor: Kick
Box: Thus, the Earth was protected

p58
Hiro(thinks): Sigh, I went through a lot today, It looks like I protected the Earth but...
Hiro(thinks): I'm a 100% sure that Kobato-chan hates me
Hiro: It's all that woman's and...
Hira: Old man's fault!! (being angry at someone who would normally be angry at you)

p59
Dad: Hm, what is? (cd: I mean, Welcome back)
Meteor: I'm intruding here
Hiro: Me,Me,Meteor, Why are you here...
Dad: What are you saying Hiro, You're taking tests to protect Earth, right?
Dad: It's natural that you live together with you examiner Meteor-chan
Hiro: Li,Live Together!? Dad, Don't be accepting that so easily!!
Meteor: Hmph, It's helpful that he's an easily suggestible dad
Dad's sd: Hahaha
Hiro: ...Y,You!? ---I mean, aren't the tests over!?

p60
Meteor: You fool
Meteor: The tests have just begun
News: Furthermore this meteoric swarm can be clearly seen
News: Approaching to Earth since this night
Hiro: Spare me please---!!
Box: Don't loose Hero, do your best hero, Until the day true peace comes to Earth!!
Circular box: End of First chapter