Mangahelpers Translationshttps://mangahelpers.com/translators/rss2008-04-26T21:05:06+00:00/favicon.icoMangaHelpers Adminsadmin@mangahelpers.comhttps://mangahelpers.com/t/njt/releases/1820[English] [Translation] Bari Haken 2 by njt2008-04-26T21:05:06+00:00njtadmin@mangahelpers.comAlright~ it took me a while + tons of reminders from c_k BUT I finally got Bari Haken 2 finished :D. I've still yet to get it proofed and looked over a bit~ But yeah :3 for the most part, it's all good to go :ossu
Enjoy :D
For those that don't want to go hunting, the raw can be found here
== 01 ==
その男、A-BOY につき He's stuck being an Akiba-Boy
その男、凶暴につき He's stuck being the violent type
ギザ反響！！ A big hit!!
不良x萌え系 Delinquent meets ‘Moe’
おバカコメデイ！！ In an off the wall comedy!!
伝説 ２ Legend 2:
オタク番長vs。裏番長 Otaku boss Vs. Underground boss
鈴木信也 Suzuki Shinya
== 02 ==
これまでの人生、ひたすらネクラ道を突っ走ってきた高校１年生。御手洗団吾！ところが！！？ Freshman Mitarashi Dango, was always the type to take the path of the pessimist, but now he's?!!
小・中学時代ボクは存在感がなく Through elementary and middle school no one noticed me
みんなからは空気くんと呼ばれていました so much so that everyone called me void-kun
女の子を好きになった事もあつたけど。。。 There was a girl that I did like but...
ねえ みんなあ～ コイツ私に告つてきたよ～ 空気くんのクセにさ～ カンベンしてよー Getta load of this everyone~ This dweeb just asked me out! Unexpected since it's Void-kun and all! Give me a break--
この後女の子が苦手になるほど非道いフラれ方をされて She was so harsh that from that point on, I lost all confidence around girls
Background: え～ひく～ Ehh-- Gross~
やだ～ No way---
ひでえ Mean...
けっさく Awesome
それ以来ボクは目立たないようなるべく隅つこでおとなしく伏目がちに生きてきました。。。 Since then I've spent the rest of my life sticking to the corner and trying my best to avoid any kind of attention
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ボクの麗たんを返せええええ Give me back MY REI-TAN!!!
ひょんなことから番町をKOしてまい ボクが新しい番町になつてしまいました Knocking out the previous boss over something silly, I became the new leader.
兄貴イ～ Boss~~~
よ。。。夜露死苦。。。 Yo.......Yoroshiku... (Nice to meet ya)
兄貴～～今日もリーゼントキマってますぜ Boss~ Your hair sure is styling like always!
兄貴見て下さいこのジャックナイフ新製品なんすよ Boss check out the newest model jack knife
今晩隣の族と流血賎っすから兄貴のお力貸して下せえ Tonight my gang's going up against the neighboring one for an all out bloodshed. Lend us a hand, boss.
毎日本気で恐い舎弟達ねるのにとても疲れたのて。。。 I have to deal with some seriously freaky underlings daily, and quite frankly I'm tired so...
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今日は息抜きに秋葉原にやつて来ました To refresh myself I've decided to take a trip to Akiba.
ああ やつぱり聖地は癒されるなあ エネルギー充電です！ Man... This holy land really does heal what ales me. It really does recharge me!
ここではボクと同じ空気感の人が街に溢れていて This place is full of people just like me
肩身の狭い思いをしなくていいし。。。 Here, I don't have to hold my head in shame...
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今日は純愛 アニメ 「空恋」 のヒロイン 勝緒結女たんグズ目当てなんです Today I've come to collect all kinds of goods of Katsuo Yume-tan, the heroine of the pure love anime, "Sora Koi"
Sign: 空恋 Sora Koi
２次元の女のこは３次元の女の子と違って優しいし裏切らないし最高です 2D girls, unlike 3D ones, are awesome and kind and don't stab you in the back.
いらっしゃいませ～ Come in~
お兄ちゃん <３ big bro <3
あ。。。えっ Ah... eh!
女の子の押しには弱いボクです I don't take girls pressuring me to do anything well...
時を同じくして首都高校では。。。 Meanwhile at Shuto High...
グアアアアア Guahhhhhhh
なんだ貴様らあ What do you want punks!!
Sign: 空手部 Karate Club
道場破りか！？ You came to destroy our dojo?!
不良共がこの空手部に何しにきやがった！？ What business would delinquents like you have with us?!
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その空手部を潰しに来たんだよ We've come to crush the Karate Club
つ。。。 潰すだと道着に何て事を！！ Cr...Crush?! What do you plan on doing to the dojo?!
名を名乗れ！ もはや生けては帰さんぞ！！ Who... Who are you! I won't let you get away with this!!
。。。名前。。。？フフフ。。。 ...Name...? Fufufu
オレの名は。。。 My name is...
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プレティ～ ★ マミタスなのですう <3 Pretty~ Mamitasu <3
おかえりつ お兄ちゃん♪ Welcome back, big bro
い。。。今帰ったよ。。。 I.... I'm home...
へえ ここは妹になつてくれるお店なのかあ Ohhh So this shop's theme is little sisters eh...
マミタスね お兄ちゃんの為におむらいすにお名前を書いちゃうんだあ I'm going to write your name on this omelet, just for you...
あれぇ？ ケチャツブ出ないよう。。。 。。。ひ。。。１人で出来るもんっつ Uh oh! The catchup won't come out... I... I can do it!
キャツ Kya!!
お兄ちゃんごめんね お顔がケチャップまみれだよぉ～ Sorry big bro... your face is all catchupy now...
ヒャハハど～したさっきの威勢は！？ Hyahaha! Where's all your spirit now?!
顔が血まみれだぞ Your face is all bloody now
だ。。。黙れ！ 何のために殴り込みに。。。 目的は何だ！？ Shu...Shutup!! Why in the hell are you fighting us?!... What do you want?!
空。。。手部を守れ。。。なんだ I'm watching over the.. Ka....rate club...
なんだ。。。起こして欲しいのか？ What's that? You want us to help you up?
だ。。。れが貴様なんぞ。。。に忘れんぞ。。。この屈辱は。。。 I won't lo... lose to you... I won't forget... this humiliation
お。。。憶えておけ。。。今後一生貴様の事を。。。。。。 Remem...rember this... I will eternally be your...
ファンでいます！！！ い。。。いい 一生ファンでいます Fan!!! I will eternally be your fan!!!
この手も一生洗いません These hands will also stay eternally, unwashed
Sign: ユメリン握手会 Shake Yumerin's Hand!
ま。。。まだ ドキドキしてる ユメリンになら蹴られても踏まれても平気だよ。。。 My... My heart is still beating fast. Yumerin could kick or step on me any day...
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ヒャハハァ無様だな部長さんよぉ Hyahaha such an awful sight to behold, leader
テメエは地べタにでも While you're down there why don't you take the floor and
キスして Kiss me
な。。。なな Oh... ohoh
ああ。。。 ふぁーストキス 結女たんいなら捧げてもいいよ。。。 Ah... For Yume-tan I'd give up my first kiss...
。。。グウ。。。 ほしいのはそいつか。。。 ...Ugh.... You want that?...
。。。持って。。。 貰ってくぜ部長さんよ Take it... and go Leader-san....
。。。ククク。。。 とうとう手に入れたぞ ...kukuku... I got it at long last!!!
空手部の看板をな The Karate club's "soul"
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欲しいのはこいつだろお客さん いつも買ってくれるからポスターもサービスだ You want that? Mister. Since you're such a loyal customer, I'll throw this in on the house.
わっいいの店長 Wah!! Thanks Owner!!
とうとう GET だよ 等とうしん大結女たん抱きマクラ I got it at long last!! A life sized Yume-tan glomp pillow!
いつかは・・・本物の女の子とも こうして一緒にいられる日がくるのかなぁ・・・ I wonder... If someday I'll have a girl that I can hold just like this...
ってその前に Er... Before that
このヤンキーだらけの状況をなんとかしないと。。。 I better do something about this gang problem of mine...
昔は空気くんでスルーされてた分皆の方から 慕ってくれるのは嬉しいんだけど。。。恐いよ。。。 I'm happy for being wanted now as much as I was ignored before... but it's just scary...
あ。。。兄貴ぃ B...Boss
大変 なんでさ～ We got a problem...
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裏番だと？ An underground leader?
って番長に表も裏もあるの？ リバーシブルブルゾン じあないんだから I didn't know there was such a thing as a normal and underground leader... It's not like we're reversible coats or anything
そ。。。 そうなんでさぁ その裏番が最近暴れ回ってやして So... So anyway, that leader has been going around and causing trouble lately
昨日も空手部をお強襲して部長をタコ殴りで Like yesterday he attacked the Karate club and made mince meat out of their leader.
ここ１か月で５。６部は襲われて停部状態っす In the past month 5, 6 clubs have been attacked and been put out of service
こりゃあ〝部活潰し〟つすよ！！ This is "Club killing" we got here!!
部活溳しですか。。 Club killing you say....
奴ら潰した部の部室を占拠して覇権組みを名乗り They take over the rooms of the clubs they killed and are known as the supremacists
次々と部を潰しては制覇しています。。。！ このまま学校の覇権を握る気でいるんすよ They're on a quest for domination...! At this rate they plan to have the entire school under their supremacy.
Background sign: 覇権相 Supremacists
裏番の名は火讐怜斗 The underground leader is known as Kashuu Reito[TN]His name represents fire and ice
鋭い氷の様な眼には燃えさかる火のタトウーを入れているとか。。。 Amongst his blazing fire tattoos are eyes that are chillingly sharp or something...
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眼に火のタトゥ~~ それ本気でヤバい人じゃ。。。 A tattoo of fire amongst his eyes? Man, that dude sounds bad...
ん？ Hm?
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テメエか 頭はってる奴あ。。。 So you're the leader of these guys...
い。。。言ったそばから ファイヤ～ ア”～～イ！！ Just... Just like he said!! Fire Eyes!!!
テメエは火賞！！ 拓 しっかりしろうぉ You're Kashuu!! Taku, get a hold of yourself!!
殴り込みだぁ～～ Beat him up!!
テメエだな。。。 最近〝御手洗軍団〟なんざ名乗って いい気になってんおは So you're the punk.... going around thinking you're all that with the name "Mitarashi's gang" or something
この〝覇権組〟 が潰しに来てやったぜぇ Well us "Supremacists" have came to kick your ass!
兄貴ぃ たのんます 拓の仇とって下せぃ！！ Boss!! Revenge Taku!! We're counting on you!!
アキバ週６で通ってるオタクボーイのボクに頼まれましてもお。。。 Counting on a guy that goes to Akihabara 6 times a week... easier said than done...
こ。。。この人目が完全にイツちゃってるよ I mean, seriously, this guy has lost it!
裏で何人か There's no doubt
殺してるよ絶対！！ He's secretly killed people
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なんてデケエ傷だよ。。。まるで戦場帰りだ That's a huge scar... like he's just got back from a war
こいつ 間違いなく傭兵経験あり！ There's no doubt, he's got experience as a mercenary!
死々累々の戦場を踏んできた戦士だ A warrior that has walked through fields of corpses.
さあやろーぜタイマンでも何でもOKだ Let's do this! A fight or anything is OK with me!
ついに両雄激突だぜ! この学校のてっ点が決まる聖せんの開幕だ A battle of the greats at last! The curtains have raised for a match to decide the top of this school!
タイマン！? ヤバイよ 殺されちゃうよ～～ A fight?! No way! I'll die!!!
なんだ。。。？不服そうな顔しているな What's this...? You look dissatisfied...
命のやりとりを生業としている者にとっちゃ ケンカなんざ遊びも同然。。。てか Yeah, I guess to a person that deals with life and death on a daily basis would find a fight the same as playing
ならよ。。。もっと遊ぼうぜ how's this... We play a better game
こいつぁ オレが今までに制覇した部活よ These are all the signs of the clubs I've conquered.
この中からひとつ選んで勝負するってのはどうだ。。。？ So how about you pick one from these and let's battle over it?
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兄貴ぃ いいんすか これって奴が圧倒的有利じゃないすか！？ Boss you sure about this? Aren't you giving him an incredible advantage here?!
構わん。。。 横綱というものは敵の土俵の上に立っても負けんものなのだ I don't care... What makes a Yokuzuna so great is they stand on their enemie's battle field and yet still win.
[TN] Yokuzuna is the highest rank in sumo wrestling
タイマン回避やった~~☆ Woot!! I got out of fighting~~
だけどどれも格闘系ばつかだ。。。 勝ち目ないよ～～ Although all of these require fighting... I don't have a chance...
はっ！？ Huh?!
Sign: 長風呂 Long Bath
な。。。長風呂~？？ なんで この人こんなのんきな部の 看板まで。。。 Lo...Long bath?! Why does he have a sign from a club like this?!
ボク サウナ好きだしこれなら痛くなさそうだ Hmmm I like saunas and it doesn't look like it'd hurt
ｸｸ｡｡｡うっかり貴様を殺しかねんからな。。。 長風呂勝負で我慢してやろう hehe... If I *have* to kill ya... then I guess a battle in a Long Bath will *have* to do...
へへッ 火しゅうさんかかりましたね hehe looks like he fell for it Kashuu-san
あいつ 〝長風呂部〟の恐ろしさわかってやせんぜ He has no clue of how dreadful the "long bath club" really is
フフフ。。。いいな この勝負負けた方が相手の軍門に下る Fufufu... Sounds good. The loser of this battle will have to surrender to winner
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だがそれだけじゃつまらん But ending there wouldn't be fun
貴様の一番大事なものを差し出せ Bring whatever you hold dear the most
お互い命の次に大事なものを賭けあおうと言う訳か。。。 I see, betting something we value next to our own lives
フ。。。貴様の目の前でそいつを壊すのが楽しみだな Heh... I look forward to breaking what you hold dear the most right in front of your very eyes
決戦って山小屋！？ まさか殺しても山奥に埋めやすいからとか!? The battle field is in a little house in the mountains?! It wouldn't be because it'd be easy to burry the body after they kill the person, would it?!
それでは互いに賭ける物を出してください Alright, present the items that you are betting
ここに。。。 This...
奴の賭ける物は。。。 What is he betting...
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でけぇ It's huge!
なんだ！？ あの憐憫の眼差しに情愛をこめた包容は。。。 What the?! A look of compassion and pity filled with affection
まさか中は。。。〝人〟なのか！？ There's no way it could be a "person" could it?!
オイ！ シーツ越しにうつすら見えるのは少女の顔じゃないのか！？ Hey! I couldn't possibly be seeing a face of a girl through those sheets could I?!
ま。。。間違いない彼女を賭ける気だ！！ He... He's freaking betting his girlfriend!!
こいつ 最愛の女までも 賭けに差し出すというのか！？ Man... you're telling me he's betting his beloved woman on this match?!
結女たん ごめにょ まだ１回しか一緒に寝てないのに ボク絶対勝つからね！ Yume-tan I'm so sorry... we've only slept together once and I'm already... I'll make sure to win!!
では ２人共この廃屋の中へ Alright you two, into the house
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お互い五石衛門風呂に入り Both of you will get in a barrel supported by five stones
耐えきれず先に小屋を飛び出した者の負けとします The first person that can't take it anymore and runs out of the house is the loser.
か。。。 釜ゆで～～！ A... A barrel?!
でもまあ 我慢比べでしょ しにはしないよ But it's just a test of endurance right? Not like anyone's going to die.
やつぱ長風呂選んで正解だつたよ。。。うん Yep, this was the right choice after all...
では これより始めます Alright then, we're about to begin
え Ehh??
あれ？ もう さつきから浸かってるけど Umm... we're already soaking in the water...?
着火！！！ FIRE?!
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え”~~~！！！ 今家に放火したよね！？ EHHH!!!!! He just lit the house on fire didn't he?!
灼熱釜ゆで地獄。。。こいつが長風呂チキンレースだぜ This is a flaming barrel of hell... A Long Bath game of chicken
ここでなぞなぞです 下は大火事上はもっと大火災 これなあ～んだ Alrighty then... can you riddle me this? I have fire flaming at me from below and an even BIGGER fire flaming at me from above. What do you call it?
お前も恐ろしい奴だな。。。 自分の彼女を賭けに出すたあよ You're one scary fella you know... Betting your own girlfriend like that
答え火事~ リアル火事～ The answer, Fire... REAL FIRE
えつ この人 包みの中身知ってるの！？ Eh? He... he knew what was inside?!
。。。君さ。。。じゃねぇ テメエ どうしてこんな真似するんじゃ hey you... er I mean, hey punk Why are you doing these things?
部活を潰して廻ったところで不毛なだけだろう Aren't you just waisting your time going around and killing clubs?
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さあな。。。 Who knows...
。。。 オレの袋の中身わかるか？ Do you know what's in my bag?
えっ！？ Huh?!
オレもな中学までは部活をやっていたんだぜ I was part of a club until middle school
この拳でプロボクシングのチャンプになろうと思ってた まあガキのありふれた夢ってヤツだな。。。 I wanted to become a boxing champ with this here fist of mine... Well, a typical childish dream
だが そんな夢も拳を壊して消えちまった But even that dream destroyed my fist and faded away
世界が変わったぜ。。。こんなにつまらんモンなんだってな The world's changed my friend... Who knew it'd be so retarded
あんなかに入ってんのは夢の残骸と オレのほんおちょっとの未練さ。。。 That bag holds my shattered dreams and a tiny bit of regret
そうか。。。 とても大事だったんだね I see... it must have been pretty important to ya
ボクも そうだよ とっても大事なものを失つたんだ。。。 I've lost something really important to me as well
つまらん話だったろ。。。忘れてくれや It was a stupid story anyway... Just forget it
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ボクの大好きな結女たんも。。。 My beloved Yume-tan...
私ね。。。 もう永くないの。。。 I... I don't have much long to live...
結女ええぇぇ Yume----!!!!!!!
アニメの最後には天国に召されるんだよ At the end of the anime, she goes up to heaven
でもボクは信じてる But... I still believe
ゆめはね今も何処かで That Yume is, at this very moment,
さっと生きているんだ living somewhere
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ゆめは絶対死んだりしないから Yume wouldn't die on us
[TN] Yume also means Dream in Japanese... so this whole time, Kashuu thinks that he's talking about his dream
お前。。。オレのために泣いてくれるのか。。。？ Man... Are those tears... for me?
夢は死んだりしない Dreams don't die!
。。。そうか お前が慕われている理由わかった気がするぜ。。。 ... Oh... I think I understand where you're coming from!
グアッ Guah
何。。。今の音は？ もう何も見えない。。。頭がクラクラする。。。 ヤバィ。。。早くここから出なきゃ What... What was that sound? I can't see anything... I'm getting dizzy... Crap... I gotta get outta here
。。。！！ あのシーツは。。。 結女たん抱きマクラ！？ ....!! Is that... the sheet holding my Yume-tan pillow!?!
ああ。。。 結女たん今 助けるからね！ Ah... Yumetan I'll save ya!!
ああっ。。。 家が！！ Ahh... The house!!!
そんな。。。２人はどうなるんだ No way... What's going to happen to them...
。。。待てあれは。。。 ...Wait a tick... what's that...
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兄貴イイイイ！！！ Boss!!!!!!
うう。。。 何だか結女たん抱きマクラ水でも吸ったのなかな Ughhh... My Yume-tan pillow must have slurped up a lot of water
隋分重くなったね。。。 It sure is heavy...
何も見えん。。 I can't see anything
あ。。。 兄貴イイ Ah... Boss
あの業火の中 He's came out living
生きてた！！ from that hell fire!!
火讐さぁぁん Kashuu-Saaaaan!
リーゼントの方は Your hairdo has got
随分 景気良く燃えさかってますが。。。 a nice burn going on there...
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早く水かけろ~ 火を消せぇ Get some water on it!! Put the flame out!!
全て焼けちまったか。。。 そしてオレはといえば気ィ失って あ手つに助けられるザマけっ 情けねぇ Everything burnt up... I lost consciousness and got my punk ass saved by him... I suck...
オレは。。。どうしたらいい？ What... should I do?
なあ 御手洗教えてくれよ。。。 Tell me... Mitarashi....
う。。。 う。。。 Ugh.... Ugh...
兄貴ィしっかりしてくれぇ Hang in there boss!!
もう勝緒結女さんは手の施しようが今夜が山でしょう There's nothing we can do for her anymore, tonight is the last night for Katsuo Yume-san
．．．そ。。。 そんな。。。 ....it... It can't be....
アンタ。。。医者だろ。。。なぁ勝緒を助けてくれよ。。。 You're a doctor right???... Save Katsuo....
勝緒を。。。助けて。。。 Save... Katsuo...
せんせぇ Doctor....
かつおを助けてやってくれよぉぉ Pleaaaaase save Katsuo.....
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ぶっ かつ。。。お。。。 Ka...bu...
助けて。。。やってくれ。。。。。。 Please.... save...
バカな こいつ こんな時に。。。 部活を助けろ。。。だと！？ No way! At a time like this, he's telling me to save the clubs?
そうか。。。オレは壊す事ばかりを考えていた。。。 何かを創り 育む事の方が何倍もの力を必要とする事をお前は知ってるんだな。。。 He's right... I've only been thinking about destroying... But you've always known that making something and raising it takes so much more strength...
オレの負けだ。。。 舎弟にしてくれ。。。 I lost... accept me as your underling...
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なぁ兄貴の賭けてた物って彼女の亡骸だったらしいぜ Apparently Boss bet his girlfriend's corpse...
そうか～。。。 あの山奥で火葬してやったんだな Ah... and so he cremated her back in the mountains
結女たんはチリになっちゃったし。。。 もうボクも後を追っていきたいよ Yume-tan is nothing but ashes now... Oh how I want to do the same...
。。。あれ？ ... wait a sec?
ここって確かだったよなぁ I'm sure this was the place
Sign: 派遣組 Dispatchers
おう 兄貴見てくれ Oh! Boss check this out!
キレイになったろ Looks nice, huh!
兄貴の言う通りオレなりの罪滅ぼしとしてこれからは困ってる部活を手伝ってやる事に決めたぜ Just like ya said, I've decided to save clubs in need, my own way to atone for what I've done
派遣組？部活を手伝う？？ そんな事 ボク言いましたっけ？ Dispatchers? Save clubs?? Did... I mention such a thing??
もちろん兄貴もやるよなっ You're going to help out too, right?
オレ達もお供しますぜ We're all for it too!
〝一か月絶食部〟とか 〝車ひかれスタント部〟 が人足りねえって言ってましたよ We got both the "fasting for one month" club and the "Getting hit by car stuntmen" club say they are in need of people
派遣組誕生！！ And so the Dispatchers were born!
ええ~~~ なんでこんなことに！？ Ehh--- Why does it have to end like this?!
～END～https://mangahelpers.com/t/njt/releases/1817[English] [Translation] Bari Haken 1 by njt2008-03-24T22:46:59+00:00njtadmin@mangahelpers.comSorry for the delay. It's all proofed and ready to go for scanlation :D
あぁん？！兄貴がテメェみたいな腐れオタク相手にする訳ねえだろうが！！ HUH?! There's no way in hell Boss would hang out with a freakin' otaku like you!
ひぃぃぃ Mannnnn
ご・・・ごめんね御宅田くん・・・ So... Sorry Otakuda-kun...
ここは 東京某所 This is Tokyo Bousho
首都高校 Shuto High School
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どけどけぃ Move it slugs!
御手洗兄貴の御登校じゃあ Boss Mitarashi is in the house!
何見とんじゃ 殺すぞ Oi…what the hell are you looking at, EH? I’LL KILL YOU!
キャアアアア Kyaaaaahhhh
何なんだ あの柄悪い連中は What the What's with that tough looking crowd?
御手洗団吾だ It's Mitarashi Dango!
うう・・・周囲からの視線が痛い・・・ Ugh... it pains me to see everyone look at me like this...
ボクだって番長になりたくて共学入った訳じゃないのに・・・ I didn’t join a co-ed to be the Boss of a gang…
ただ 恋愛ゲームみたいな It's just... I wanted it to be like a dating sim game
ハイチョコレート<3 昨夜はママと一緒に作ったんだよ Here- chocolate <3 I made them with mom last night!
えっ オレに？ Eh?! For me?
だ～れだ<3 Who~~ is it? <3
麗ちゃんかな？ Is it Rei-chan?
甘い甘～～～い青春（スクールライン）送りたかっただけなのに・・・ I just wanted to have a lovey dovey school life...
あっ・・・ババ引いちゃった Oh man, I got the queen…
わ～い引っかかった～ Yay you fell for it~~!
どうして どうして・・・ Why oh why...
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こんなヤングキングみたいな Do I have to play a young king
ブリックパック買って来やした I bought us packs of juice.
荒みきった学園生活なの～～？！？ and live a wild school life?!
だ～れだ<3 Who~~ is it? <3
だ・・・ 誰じゃい？！ Wh... Who the hell?!
今はテンピン赤アリ割れ目アリ超高レート麻雀の真っ最中・・・ I'm in the middle of an intense game of Ten pin red ant split ant super high rate Mahjong!!
よ・・・ よう Uh... Hey...
お前・・・ 団・・・吾・・・だよな？ Aren't you... Dan...go..?
き・・・君は・・・ボクの暗黒中時代を知る 数少ない旧友茶越くん・・・！！ It's Chakoshi-kun! He's one of the few people to have known me back during my dark middle school days!
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何やワレェ？！ Who's that?!
マズイ！ ボクの中学時代をこいつらに知られては・・・ Crap! I can't let them know about...back then!
兄貴にケンカ売っとんのか？！ You picking a fight with the Boss?!
まぁ 待てや！！ Wai Wait up!!
おんどれのお望みタイマンはってやるわ A fight? OK then, you, me, outside, now!
タ・・・タイマン何いってんだ お前・・・？ Out...outside? ...the hell?
オラァ 面貸せや！オウ 拓！代打ちやっとけ！ Punk, come with me! You! Taku! Play for me!
ハ・・・ハイ只今・・・ Yeah…yeah, on my way…
ケッ・・・あのバカ 死んだな・・・ Heh... That tard's done for...
団吾兄の不敗伝説・・・いまだあの リーゼントを地ベタ触らせた奴はいねぇ・・・ Boss's unbeatable legend... No one's ever been able to get Boss's hairdo to touch the ground
今頃は前歯折られて土下座でワビ入れてるだろうぜ By now, he's probably lost his front teeth and on his hands and knees begging for mercy
ごめんねいちご牛乳かけちゃって I'm sorry I spit strawberry milk on you!
この通り！何でも言う事聞きますから昔の事は内緒にして Look! I'm at your service, just keep our past a secret!!
・・・ったく 驚いたぜ・・・ Man... You had me freaked for a moment... ・・・もういいよ 立派なリーゼントをトイレの汚い床にこすりつけなくてもよ・・・ Enough... Get up, you're making that splendid hairdo of yours touch this dirty restroom floor.
にしても 団吾 お前 高校デビューにも程があんだろ！ But really, Dango, there's limits to the whole first impressions at school thing you know!
中学ん時はトイレで一人でお弁当食べる程の空気くんだったろ！？ As I recall your presence was so small it was as if you spent your lunch break eating in the middle school's restroom stall!
う・・・うん そうなんだけどさ Ri...right It's not like I forgot or anything.
いつの間にこんなことになっちゃって・・・ It's just I somehow ended up like this...
お前高校入って何があったんだよ？！ What happened when you entered this high school?!
あれはこの首都高校入学間もなく・・・ It wasn't long after I entered Shuto high school...
おうそこのお前ちょっとこっち来い Hey you, come over here for a sec.
ボ・・・ボクですか？ M... me??
ちょっとひとっ走りお使い頼まれてくんね～？ We were just in the need for a peon, care to help out?
そこのコンビニで「ビショビショグラビア」買って来いや Go to that store and pick me up an issue of "Bisho bisho idol"
フヒヒ Fuhihi
び・・・びしょ・・・ びしょ・・・？？ Bi... Bisho...Bisho..??
ビショビショグラビアだ 何度も言わすな！とっとと 買って来いや！！ Bisho bisho idol!! Don’t make me repeat myself, just get over there and buy it!
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そして And then
なんだコイツは・・・？ What in the hell...?
び・・・ 美少女フィギュアですよ・・ It's a Bi... Bishoujo Figure....
ぼ・・・ボクの一番お気に入りの香涙野 麗さんです・・・ It... It's my favorite, Karuino Rei-san...
バーロー”美少女フィギュア”じゃねぇ ”ビショビショグラビア”だ What are you, a retard?! Not “Bishoujo Figure”, “Bisho Bisho Idol”!!
エロ本だ ボケ It's porn, dumbass
オレ様がこんな者で喜ぶわけねぇだろ！！ How the hell is this supposed to get me off?!
うわあああ ぼ・・・ボクの麗たんに何をするんだああ Wha…what are you doing to m-m-my Rei-tan?!!
麗たんはボクの嫁なんだぞぉ！！ REI-TAN'S MY WIFE!!
な・・・何言ってんだコイツ？！ 鮫島さんに何するんだ！！ Ge...Get a load of this guy! What's he doing to Samejima-san?!
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あ・・・あの 素手喧嘩最強伝説の鮫島さんを・・・ Sa... Samejima-san... Legendary for being the strongest bare fisted fighter beaten by a...
まるで鬼神だイカレてやがる・・・ He's like a demon god!! He's gone mad....!!
見ろ！ むせび泣いているぜ！！ Look! He's choking on his own tears!!
麗たんが合体メカに・・・ Rei-tan's turned into a fusion mecha
きっと・・一人また一人と地獄送りにする旅に己の狂拳を奮ってしまった事を 神に悔いているんだ・・・！ There's no doubt, he's mourning to god that he's sorry for each time he swings his crazy fists sending person after person to hell.
地獄の魔王のような強さに菩薩のような慈愛の心・・・ Strength like that of a devil, Heart full with love like Buddah…
あなたこそ時代の番長だぁぁぁ It is him that should be our era's leader!!
へっ？？ EH?!
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ふ～～～ん それでオタクな事 カミングアウト出来ないまま 番長に祭り上げられてしまったと・・・ Hmmmm And so that's why you're stuck being a closet-otaku and caught up in being hailed as “leader”...
だってオタ友の御宅田くんなんか”豚狩り”とかいって連れてかれちゃったし・・・ I even had to have my otaku friend Otakuda-kun sent away by saying something like "pig hunting" ...
バレたら殺されちゃうよ！ They’ll kill me if they find out!
見てよぉ～～～ 皆の強引な勧めで頭もこんなに立体的になっちゃったし！！ Do you see this?! They bugged me enough that I had to make my hair three dimensional to shut them up!
・・・すごいリーゼントだよな・・・ ... that is an amazing hairdo...
ここは平成２０年のジャンプだぜ・・・ But you realize what year of Jump this is...?
もしかして このうさんくさい傷も・・・ Don’t tell me…this stupid looking scar is part of your look too…?
わたっ Ouch!
もちつけ傷ですよ Of course it's a fake scar
実はこの前声優の握手会ですっころんで負傷したんだ・・・それで・・・ I went to a voice Seiyuu convention, where I tripped and got hurt, that’s the reason for the scar…
ど・・・どうしたんすか その怪我は 誰にやられたんすか？！ Wha.. what happened? You're all beat up, who did that to you?!
これは・・・声優の握手会ですっころんで負傷・・・あ いや 何でもない Oh…well, you see, at the ‘Meet the Seiyuu’ session, I fell and bumped…er…nothing, forget it!
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ええ～～～？！ 戦友をアクス改でぶっ殺して 火葬したんすか？！ Ehh??! At the beat the slay-you session?! You held and clumped someone?!
さらば戦友 Farewell to you
その若さで何処の洗浄に出兵したんすか？！ What kind of battles have you been sent out to at such a young age?!
きっと戦友さんはもう助からない重傷だったんですね・・・ I'm sure there was nothing you could do about that...
なんて勘違いされたらもう付け傷つけるしかなくて・・・ Well after being misunderstood that much, my only choice was to wear a fake scar afterwards...
・・・お前も知らん所で伝説捏造されてんだな・・・ ... I'm sure this isn't the only place your fake legend has reached...
実は兄貴に男と見込んで頼みがあるんですよ At any rate, I came here originally with a request that only you could handle.
何だ・・・殴り込みか？ What... someone needs pounding?
いえね・・・来る体育祭のメインイベント組体操の花形・・・ ピラミッドのてっぺん役 Uh…no. Actually, I came to ask about the athletic festival’s main event; ‘The Human Pyramid’. We want you to play the ‘top’ part.
あれ是非兄貴にお願いしたいんすわ By all means, we'd like you, Boss, to be at the top.
なんだ・・・ 上に乗るだけの超ラクチンポジションじゃないか Ohh... All I'd have to do is climb to the top, it's like the easiest spot!
よかろう・・・まさに番長のオイにふさわしい大役じゃな Very well... It’s only fitting for the leader to have such an important position
・・フゥよかった 流石兄貴っすよ Ah, thanks boss. That's a load off...
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なんせ首都高（うち）のピラミッドは伝説の逆ピラミッドっすもんね I mean, with our school's pyramid being the legendary reverse pyramid and all...
なんだって～～！！！ …WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
こいつ Him
オイ！普通逆だろう？！偉いのが上じゃねぇのか？！ HEY! Isn't it supposed to be the other way?! The person in charge, at the top?!?!
てめぇら兄貴分の上に乗っかって心が痛まねぇのか？！ Doesn't it pain your heart climbing on top of your Boss like that?!?!
いや～この大役は兄貴にしか出来やせんから Uh...something this important can only be done by you, boss
そして And then
体育祭 Athletic Festival
これより組体操をはじめます We'd like to begin the human pyramid now.
兄貴ィ～！！男の根性見せて下せぇや～～～！！ Boss!! Show us what men are made of!!!
兄貴の生き様この瞳にしかと焼き付けますぜ Blind me with the power of your manly essence!!
安請け合いするんじゃなかった・・・ I should have never agreed without hearing the details...
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誰だよこんなクソ競技考えた クソ野郎は・・・ And who the hell thought up this brilliant idea?! If I find that son of a -
見つけたらブログにＵＰして晒してやる I'll expose him on my blog!!
兄貴の目怒りに震えてるぜ Boss's eyes are quivering with anger!
あれは・・・兄貴にとって易しいすぎるお願いをしてしまったオレ達へ向けてだ・・・・ It's obviously 'cause he's angry at us for asking him to do something so easy!
うおおお やったぁ ついに逆ピラミッド完成かぁ？！ A...Amazing! The reverse pyramid, in the blink of an eye!
兄貴やっぱりすげぇぜ Boss kicks ass!!!
だ だだだ第一話 Ch cha cha chapter one
１０人逆ピラ・・・ピラ・・・ピラ・・・ミッド・・・ 10 Person Reverse P-P- Pyramid...
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ムリの巻・・・ Volume Impossible...
そ・・・そんなぁ No... No way!!
兄貴が・・・ Boss...
兄貴がぁぁ Boss....
ボ・・・ボクの 麗たんが・・ M...My Rei-tan....
うがああああ GRRRAAAAAAAAGGGHH
あ・・・兄貴・・・ B....Boss....
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あ・・・上げたぞ～～～！！ He... lifted it back up!!
すげぇ～～ あの状態から持ち上げるなんて・・・！ No way~~ How could he recover after going down like that?!
えっ 団吾（アイツ）は確か体育とかできるタイプじゃなかったろ？！ EH?! I always thought he was the type that sucked at PE!
どうしてあんなの持ち上がるんだ！？ Then how is he able to lift them up?!
い・・・今 オレの耳が確かなら あの方は 「軽い 乗れ」と言ったよな・・・ If... If I just heard right, I believe he said "Carry no weight"?!
ああ・・・なんて御人だよ あの方にとっちゃ９人なんて重さすら感じないんだな・・・ Those muscles! No wonder, 9 people probably don't weigh a thing to him!
オレはあの人の後ろに龍を見たぜ Was that a freakin' dragon behind him?!
兄貴のご命令だ さらに５人乗れ～～！！！ Oi, five more people! Boss wants more weight!
乗れ～～ 乗れ～～ Climb up~~ Climb up~~
このお方には常人の限界の向こう側が見えちまってるんだぁ～～！！ What is he? Is this really the work of a human?
そんな事言ってな・・・ Five...more?!
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で・・・ 出たぁぁぁ！！ The... There it is!!!
伝説の全５段 １５人逆ピラミッドだぁぁぁ The legendary 5-story 15-person reverse pyramid!
テ・・・メェら・・・ Gu....ys...
ど・・・いて・・・くれ・・・ ughf.. me.. pleas...e
な・・・何言ってんすか 「テメェら抱いてくれ」だなんて・・・ Wha... what was that? Did you say "Guys hug me please?"
オレ達アンタになら抱かれてもいいぜ Group hug? For you, sure Boss
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ほら麗たん キレイになったね There, Rei-tan, you’re all cleaned up…it’s all over now…
よかった・・・重みで潰してしまうとこだったよ I couldn’t let you get crushed, you know…for you…
あのぉ～～～♪ Excuse us~~~♪
番長さんですよねぇ？ You're Mr. leader, right?
キャ～本物～ リーゼント ヤバ～イ Oh my god!! He's like totally real! His hair is soooo hawt too!!
お・・・おおお おんにゃのこぉ～～～ G…gggg…GIRLS?!
ボ・・・ボクは２次元の女の子専門で 3次元（リアル）の女の子は大の苦手・・・ I can only romance 2-D girls, I’m a failure with 3-D ones!
あ！兄貴 ここにいたんすか Ah! Boss, there you are
なんかこいつら兄貴に伝えたい事があるらしいっす These girls said they have something they want to say to ya’.
えっとぉ～～～さっきの組体操 漢（おとこ）らしかったっていうかぁ～だから えっとぉ・・・ Well, that human pyramid you just did…it was really manly and stuff…and…well, you know…
私と付き合ってみない？ つーか どう？ Would you go out with me? Like, for real?
キャハハ 告った 告った～～～ Kyahaha I asked him out!! aha!
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な・・・なに この娘！？ からかってるわけ？？ What…huh? What’re they doing? Are they teasing me or something?!
や・・・やや Fo... For for
ボクにはもう香涙野 麗たんという女性が・・・ The only one for me is Karuino Rei-tan...
やめときな 嬢ちゃんよ・・・ オイという男を知ってしまったら I refuse. Once girls like you have gone out with a guy like me…
この先 どんな男と出会っても つまらない人生が待っているぜ・・・ No matter who you met, life would just be one boring disappointment after another
な・・・なんてデケェ断り方だ Man…that was harsh…
諦めな もう兄貴は何人も女を囲ってんだよ 女を不幸にしねぇ 兄貴のやさしさだ Give it up, Boss already has lots of lovers He won't hurt a girl, that's Boss's kindness
兄貴ィ～～～ 今まで何人の女 泣かせてきたんすか Boss~~~ Just how many women have you made cry?
両手じゃおさまりませんかぁ I bet it'd take more than two hands to count...
ぜ・・・０人のチェリーなんて とても言えない・・・ I... I couldn't possibly let them know that I've dated zero, that I'm a virgin
今朝 学校に来る前に 記念すべき１００人目の女を落としたところよ This morning before school marks the 100th woman I've ruined for the rest of you
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・・・って もちろんゲームの中っ ... er of course, in a game...
えええええええ EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
ひゃ・・・１００人斬りですかぁ！！？ You…you've been with 100 girls?!??!
登校前にやってきたんすか！？ You did her before coming to school?!
齢１６にして１００人の女と・・・ 一体いくつから 女知ったんすか！？ At 16, you've already been with 100 girls... Exactly when DID you start?!
いや・・・だからそれは２次元の仮想空間である 恋愛ゲームの中の話でして Well, you see, it all happened in a 2D Dating Sim...
現実世界(リアル)の女の子とは付き合うどころか 手さえ触った事も・・・ In the real world? Forget about dating a girl, I haven’t even touched one’s hand yet…
好きなの I love you
しっかし スゲ～もんすね １００人もいるって事ぁ・・・ You're a sex god! 100 girls...amazing!
中にゃ女子大生とか 人妻なんかもいたんじゃねぇすか I’m sure most of them were probably college girls and lonely housewives, eh?
ああ・・・巫女にメイド 女教師・・・ 妹ともやったかな Yeah.. Sorcerers, maids, teachers.. ah, and my little sister too.
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いぃ・・・妹ですか～～～～～～～！！？ You...YOUR SISTER?!
もう並の女じゃ物足りないんすね・・・ 一体 兄貴は今どんな女と付き合ってんだ！？ I suppose after all that, normal women wouldn’t do it anymore…so who in the world are you dating now?!)
・・・し・・・死んでも言えない I... I'd rather die before I give them any inkling
このお人形の女の子とは・・・ of my forbidden doll romance...
あっ団吾・・・じゃなくって番長ここにいたんだ～ Ah, Dango... er I mean Boss, here you are~
さっきのピラミッド凄かったじゃん That pyramid was amazing!
む 茶越か・・・・ Damn.. It's Chakoshi
その腕を見込んでさぁ・・・ 実は番長にお願いがあってさぁ～ After seeing your strength I umm... Well the leader of my group asked me to...~~
んだとぉ～ このオイに 部活を手伝えやと～～～～！？ What is it? You want ME to help your club or something?!?
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頼むよ！番長を漢（おとこ）と見込んでこの通り！ Please! You're the only man who can do this!!
テメェコラァ どなたに気安く頼んどるんじゃ 不良（ワル）の兄貴に部活をお願いするのは ジャンプ編集長にバイク便ライダー頼むのと 同義なんぞや Punk, listen up. I don’t know who you are, but you better realize who you’re talking with. Asking our wicked Boss for help is like asking Jump’s editor and chief to do a manga about a mail delivery rider!
それは言いすぎじゃ・・・ You didn't have to go that far...
空気だったボクを頼ってくれるのは凄く嬉しいんだけど 部活なんて入った事もないし・・・ For a person with as little presence as I had, hearing this makes me happy and all but I've never even joined a club before…
あ・・・あの茶越くんに頼んだのは ・・・わ・・・私なんです・・・ Uh...Umm... the person that requested Chakoshi-kun to ask you was... was me...
ぬ？ Hm?
厚かましいお願いだとは思いますが 私達の部活を助けて欲しいんです・・・ I do believe it was rude of me to do that But we'd really appreciate if you would help our club out...
・・・もう頼れる人あなたしかいなくて・・・ ...You're the only one that we could rely on...
そ・・・そんな そのきらめく ストレートヘアにたなびくリボン あなたこそ まさしく 香涙野 麗たん その人！！ No way... that glistening straight hair with a trailing ribbon Without a doubt, you are Karuino Rei-tan herself!
そうか・・・ 実体化してボクに会いに来てくれたんだね Rei-tan... materialized in the flesh to come see me...
？えっと・・・どうしましたか？ Umm.. is there something wrong?
ボカァ麗たんのお願いだったら If you were to request it…
コミケのパンフの裏表紙にだって 新雑誌の広告 打ってみせるよ・・・ I'd even print the new magazine's ad on the back cover of Comiket's brochures
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女・・・運がよかったな 今日のオイがすこぶるゴキゲンなんだ ４０秒でしたくしな Woman... It’s your lucky day You caught me in a very good mood. Be ready in the next 40 seconds
あ・・・兄貴 部活（そんなもん）手伝うんすかぁ 良かったなテメーら Ah... so Boss, you're going to help ‘em out? That's good news, men!
もし兄貴が第二次世界大戦に参戦していたら 降伏していたのは米（アメリカ） だったかもしれないんだからな If the Boss had been in world war two, then the loser might have been America!
よ・・・４０秒ですか！？ Four....40 seconds?!
で・・・娘 部活とは？ So... what club are you in?
ハイ・・・ただ ば・・・番長さんがご存じかどうか Um.. it's just Wond... wondering if the leader knew and all
ここが私達の部活・・・ This is our club...
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ラート部です Wheel gymnastics.
これは江戸時代の水責め水車拷問部ですか？ Is this the water torture rack used in the Edo area?!
ラート部だ ラート部！！ Wheel gymnastics. Wheel gymnastics!!
い・・・いくら麗たんのお願いでも 拷問部はちょっと・・・ As... As much as I hold Rei-tan's requests dear and all, torture is a bit much...
失礼するよ テニミュ 行くので Well, it's been fun, I'm off to see the Prince of Tennis musical now.
待て～～～～～い！ お前 そっちもいけるのかよ！？ Wait...you're interested in stuff like 'that'?
ま・・・待って下さい！！ Er, whatever, get back here!
ん？ hm?
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ボ・・・ボクは部長の 池 面太郎といいます どうかボクからもお願いします・・・ このラート部を救ってもらえませんか・・・ I'm the captain of the club. My name is Ike Mentarou Please, hear out my request... P...please save this club of mine...
なんだこのＢＬ野郎は！？ What is this, a Yaoi manga?
お恥ずかしい話ですが・・・ ボク達ラート部は創部以来 This is embarrassing…but…since the start of this club, not only haven’t we ever won…
公式戦 勝利どころか完走も無いんです・・・ …but in fact, we’ve yet to even complete a race!
え！？ EH?!?!
つい先日 理事会からも通告されました 次の大会 完走を果たせなかった場合・・・ 廃部もやむなしと Just yesterday we were contacted by the board of directors and told if we don't complete the race... our club will be shut down
・・・嫌なんです・・・ もう みんなと・・・ ラートが出来なくなるなんて・・・ ...Please no... I'd no longer see... no longer be able to practice wheel gymnastics...
・・・な・・・涙！！ ..She's...She's crying!!
34 ヒューヒュー さっそく兄貴 女（タレ）なかせてますねぇ Whooo Boss has already made her cry
あいつら 何てタイミングで・・・ Damn their timing...
ここをオレ達の根城にしましょーや テメーら全員パシリだ Let's make this our new HQ All ya'll are our peons
・・・・・・・・麗たんが・・・・ 泣いている・・・ ...Rei-tan... is crying...
見える 見えるよ I can see it, right before my eyes
麗たんを救う選択肢が・・・ The choices I have to save Rei-tan
１泣きっ面にシャイニングウィザード 1. A shinning wizard for her crying face
２ラート部を救う！！ 2. Save the wheel gymnastics club!!
３デートに誘う 3. Ask her out on a date
・・・嬢・・・オイが動く理由は アンタのその瞳の宝石で充分じゃ・・・・ ... girl... those bejeweled eyes of yours, are reason enough for me to do anything.
・・・えっ ... eh?!
ラート部は この団吾番長様に任しときゃええ・・・ Just leave this club to the good ol' gang leader Dango...
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・・・ハイ・・・番長さん ... OK... Leader-san
なんか今カッコイイ事言えちゃったよ ボク 番長ルックになってると何か勇気出てくるよ～～ Woah I just totally nailed that line! This leader look actually inspires confidence!!
オ・・・オラァ オイにもラート貸さんかい！ Hey... Hey, can you give me one of those wheel things!?
ハッハイ！ Ah, Here!
ここで良い所を見せれば・・・ 麗たんはボクの嫁！！ If I land this then... Rei-tan is mine!!
いくぜぇ～～～～～～ 第６５４７の返し球(カウンター）！！！ Here I go----!!! Counter-Move #6547
うなれぇ オイのトラスティィィ Fly my trusty ring!!
ラートは輪投げじゃないぞぉぉぉ Wheel gymnastics isn't ring tossing!!!
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出たぁぁ 兄貴の十八番 第６５４７の返し球！！！ There it is!! Boss's specialty Counter-Move #6547!!
桁外れのトラスティだぜぇ It's incredibly accurate
最近の輪投げは重いな・・・ ボディビルダー用か？ Man, the rings sure have gotten heavy... These built for body builders?
まったく意味わから～～～ん What the &%$# are you thinking?!
いい？本によると そもそもラートっつーのは 鉄の輪を平行につないだ器具で 様々な体操を行う競技らしいぞ Look, according to this book wheel gymnastics is a sport where you use two iron rings that are connected side by side to perform various gymnastic activities
そのまま回転したり 直転 Just rolling. Straight rolling
傾けて回ったり 斜転 Lean and roll. Lean rolling
ラートの上を飛び越えたり 跳躍 Jumping out the top of it. Jumping
色々競技形式に種類があるんだってさ There are various ways to compete in matches
テメェ誰に口きいてんだ あぁ？ Who the hell you do you think you're talking to? Huh?
お前がわかんないから 教えたんだろーが！ このヤロー You don't have a clue so I'm trying to teach you here! Ass
よーし茶越 大会までバリバリしごくぜ このヤロ～ Alright Chakoshi! We're going train hard for the next tournament! You got that?!
ええ！？オレも手伝うの EHH?!?! I gotta help too??!
オ～～～～～～～～～～～～～！！ Oh------------!!!
それから厳しい特訓の日々が続き・・・ Their hard and special training continued for several days...
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大会の日がやってきた And then it was time for the tournament!
さぁ ついにやって参りました 全国ラート愛好者の祭典 ツール・ド・ラートの開幕です！！ Well we're finally back here again The opening game Tour de Rhonrad for enthusiasts of wheel gymnastics all over!
つーる ど らーと？？？ Tool doh wheel?!
ってなんじゃこらぁ～～～～～～！？ 体操ちゃうんかい！？ What in ‘da hell is that? Aren't we supposed to be doing gymnastics?!
ラートを自転車代りにして行う ロードレースだとよ It's an event where you road race using the wheel instead of a bike
ツール・ド・ラート っつーのは 全長１００㎞にも及ぶ鉄人ロードレースらしいぞ The Tour de Rhonrad is a strong men road race that covers a length of 100km
市街地 Towns
平原 Plains
山岳地帯 Mountains
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ひゃ・・・１００㎞やと～～～～～ Onhunned...kiwometeers...
軽く死ねるじゃねぇかぁぁぁ This'll take fifty years off my life!!
ちょっと急用を思い出した ジャンフェス行かなきゃ I just remembered something urgent! I need to go to the Jump Festival!!
生原見に・・・ I Wanna see Ikuhara...
こらぁ職場放棄すなぁ～～～～ あれを見ろ～～～～～～～～～～～～～！！ Hey! Don't ditch us! Look over there---!!!
がんばって下さいね Good luck!! <3
ああ・・・麗たん・・・ Man... Rei-tan...
君の笑顔 反則だよ・・・ Your smiling face is foul play...
兄貴ィィィィ！！軍団総出で応援に来やしたぜ BossSSSSSS!! We've gathered the gang and came to support ya!!
ガンガンに特攻っこんで下せぇや！！ Give it all you got!!!
さてここでなぞなぞです 目の前には美少女 後ろには鑑別帰りのヤンキー共 これ なぁ～んだ？ Alrighty then... can you riddle me this? You've got a beautiful girl in front of you, and a gang of punk teenagers who just got back from a delinquent center behind you... What do you call this?
それでは選手共の紹介です！！ Well then time to introduce our participants!!
羅亜斗凶走族 バリバリ参上だぁ！！ 夜露死苦ゥ！！！ The Ra-to speeders coming at ‘ya!! Thanks for coming!!
*trans note* They use Kanji to spell out both "Ra-to(the name of the club in German) and Yoroshiku (means "nice to meet you / pleasure is ours / thanks for coming etc") The kanji they use are- For the Ra-to team they use: 羅 Gauze 亜 Asia 斗 Big dipper 凶 Evil 走 Running 族 Team
For Yoroshiku they use: 夜 Night 露 Tears 死 Death 苦 Suffer
なんと御手洗選手は特攻服で登場だぁ！！ Oh my! It looks like contestant Mitarashi has decided to appear wearing a biker gang jacket!!
兄貴はウチの族の総長も兼ねてるからな！！ That's cus’ Boss is representing us too!!
さあ昨年は３校が出場しておりましたが 統廃合が進みまして現在全国２校！ Last year there were three schools present but this year after reorganizing we are left with only two in the entire country!
６人の投稿戦士がここに集いました The 6 contributing soldiers have gathered here today!
投稿戦士！？べつにハガキ描いてないよ！！ Contributing soldiers?! I didn't join no army!
少なッ！全国でツール・ド・ラート人口 たったの６人か！？ Eh?! The number of participants in the Tour de Rhonrad is 6 for the entire country?! So small!
指導者は３０人いるらしいけどね Right, but there are about 30 coaches
ええっ！？そりゃ実況にものずきとか言われるわ！！ Ehh?! No wonder the reporters call them weird!!
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そして高校ラート界の至宝 車輪学園三兄弟だ！！！ And now for the stars of wheel gymnastics! The three brothers from Sharin Gakuen!
この３人にはプロのスカウトも目を光らせております These 3 have pro scouter's eyes dazzled!
プロ！？ニーズあったの？ Pro!? There's needs for that?
彼らは昨年 ベストラーニスト ＭＶＰ受賞 中学・高校総体５連覇中なんだ Last year they were the best runners winning the MVP as well as 5 successive championships throughout middle and high school.
どんだけバケモンだよ オイ！！ Damn! Are they even human?!
で・・・でも これに勝てれば きっと麗たんも喜んでくれるはず・・・ Bu... But if I win this... I'm sure Rei-tan will be overjoyed...
番長さん・・・オレさ・・・ このレース完走できたらマネージャーに 告白しようと思うんだ Leader-san... I was thinking... If I finish this race then I'm going to ask the manager out!
なんだって～～～～～～～～！？ Say what?!?!
彼女ってさチャーミングだろ・・・？ Don't you think she's charming..?
ええ～～～～～～！？ 恐れていた 最悪のイベント発生だ・・・ EHHHH????!?!!! My biggest nightmare has just come true...!!
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このレース無事終わったらメシでも奢らせてくれよ だから死ぬなよな If we finish this race in one piece, let me treat you to something to eat... So don't die on me!
この人のセリフ 戦争ものでまっ先に死ぬタイプだよ・・・！！ You know who typically say things like that? People who get killed first in movies and novels about wars!
さぁ選手達 一斉にマシンに乗り込みます！！ Well then, contestants proceed to get in your machine!
マシン！？ラートの事か！？ Machine?! He's talking about the wheel, right?!
・・・何てサマにならないんだ This...is going to suck
地獄の１００㎞ロードレース The 100km road race of hell!
レディーＧＯ！！！ Ready Go!!!!
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目がぁぁ～～～ これで１００㎞は死ねる・・・！！ どーりで完走できない訳だ My eyes---!! 100km of this and I'll die...!!! No wonder they weren't able to complete a race
誰だよこんなクソ競技考えたクソ野郎は・・・ 見つけたら そいつのブログ荒らしてやる・・・ And who in the hell thought up this brilliant idea If I find that Son of a-... I'll expose that guy on my blog!!
ヒィィ兄貴の目 もの凄い怒りだ Mannnn!! Look at Boss's eyes, they're red with rage!!
あ・・・あれはきっと 今もアフリカでは 罪も無い子供達が餓死している 世の不条理に対してだ・・・ Ah... that's probably because of all the innocent children in Africa starving to death and all the other irrationalities of the world...
兄貴はラートをやりながらも 世界平和（ラブ＆ピース）を考えているのか！！ Boss is thinking about Love and Peace while competing in wheel gymnastics!!
あっとここで車輪三兄弟 猛スパートで飛び出したぁぁ Oh my my! The 3 Sharin brothers have spurt on ahead!
うわぁあ 速すぎる！！ Woah!! They’re too fast!!
さすがチャンピオンだ！ Only champions can do that!
かまうもんか It doesn't matter!
追うぞ野郎共ォォ！！ CHAAAAAARGE!
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速い！！！車輪三兄弟！！ The Sharin brothers are fast!!!
縦列のトレイン状態で差をぐんぐん広げていく！！ Their train formation is widening the gap further and further!!
クソッ あいつら縦一列になってから 凄いスピードじゃねえか！！ Damn it! Ever since they made a line like that, they're going much faster!!
あれは風よけ・・・ １００㎞もある長距離レース用の陣形だよ Ah, that's called drafting... It's a formation used in long distance races like these.
風よけだと！？ Drafting?!
先頭を走る選手は空気抵抗でスタミナを激しく消耗する The head of the pack uses up lots of his stamina because of the air resistance.
そこでチーム内で一人先頭役をたてれば 残りの２人は後ろに隠れて楽に走行できるんだ And so if they set up who will race at the head of them, then the remaining members can race behind the leader a lot easier because of the little resistance.
お～～～～～～～～よくわからんが 後ろが楽になるんだな！？ よっしゃあオイ達もやるぞ～～！！！ Ohhh---- I don't really get it but, the person at the end has it easy, right? Alright then let's do it!
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って テメーら 何ちゃっかり後ろ下がってんだ Wait a tic! Why the hell are you guys slowing behind me?!
いいのか？舎弟共にお前が声優のラジオで ”まろん同盟”というラジオネームの常連だって 言っちゃうぞ You sure about that? I'll tell the boys that you're a regular participant in the Seiyuu radio program under the radio name "Maron Alliance"
まろん同盟はヤバイよ まろん同盟のあざ名だけは・・・ Shit, not the name "Maron Alliance" Anything but that...
・・・仕方ねぇな 漢（おとこ）の背中ってもん しかと目に焼きつけな ...heh, take in what the back of a man looks like!
ば・・・番長さん Lea...Leader-san...
板についてきたじゃねぇかよ Looks like you're becoming a natural one
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首都高も負けじと御手洗くんを先頭に Not giving up, the Shuto High sends Mitarashi-kun to the front!!
優勝候補チームを追走しているぞ！！！ They're catching up to the favored team!!
さすが頂点に立つ御方だ!! No wonder he's our leader!!
あの方は一番しか興味ねぇ 誰かの後ろを走るなんざ許せねえのさ！！ He doesn't care about anything but first, and won't forgive anyone being in front of him!!
・・・オレはいい友達に恵まれたようだ ２人共・・・聞いてくれ ... Looks like I'm amongst some great friends... guys, hear me out...
・・・どうやら・・・オレは・・・ここまでの よ・・う・・だ・・・ ...it doesn't look...like I can....go any…further...
ええ～ッ！？ EHHHH?!?!?!?
テメーーーまだ始まって１０㎞も走ってねぇだろがい you've yet to reach 10km since we've started!!!
団吾・・・グッラック・・・ Dango... Good...Luck....
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現在 半分の５０㎞を通過！ 依然 車輪三兄弟がトップ！ We've reached the halfway point of 50km!! The Sharin brothers are still in the lead!
追うは首都高だぁぁ With Shuto High following behind!!
そ・・・そりゃそーだろね・・・ We..ll Yeah...
出場高２校だけだし There are only two schools participating after all
すごい・・・ ずっと番長 風よけをしてくれてる Wow... Leader has been letting me draft behind him the entire time...
面太郎～～～！！！ 大丈夫かぁ～～！！ Mentarou~~~!!! You ok??!??!
うっ・・・ Ughh
４７ ぐあああ・・・あ・・・足が・・・ Gahhhh... ah... my leg...
バ・・・バカヤロウ立てよ！ 今ならまだ間に合う・・・ Get up... moron!!! We can still make it...
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・・・もう無理だよ・・・ ... I can't go on....
まだ５０㎞もある・・・のに・・・ 足はこのザマ・・・だし ラートも曲がっちゃった・・・ ・・・番長だけでも先に行ってくれ・・・ We've still got 50km... My leg's in this condition.. And my wheel's all bent up... Leader, go on without me...
さぁレース開始より４時間 トップ集団がやってまいりました～！！！ 4 hours since the race started and the top racers have made their appearance!!
あとゴールまで３００Ｍだぁ～～！！！ The goal is only 300 meters away!!!
ついに来たぁぁ They're finally here!!!
兄貴待ってました ラート初参戦で初優勝の伝説達成じゃあ We've been waiting for ya’ Boss!!! Your first wheel gymnastics match and first win for a legendary achievement!!!
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先頭は車輪三兄弟です！！！ And the Sharin brothers are in the lead!!
そのままゴール 車輪三兄弟！！ 高校３連覇！！！ The Sharin brothers past the finish line! Their third consecutive high school championship!!
彼らはきっとプロの世界へはばたいていく事でしょう！！ They'll probably go on to become professionals from here!
う・・・うそだ 兄貴が負けた・・・最強伝説の兄貴が・・・ No... No way! Our Boss lost... Our strongest legendary Boss lost...
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レース開始よりまもなく１０時間 We're approaching 10 hours since the start of the race
本大会規定によりレースは終了となります・・・ And according to tournament's regulations manual, the race will come to an end...
・・・んだよ なにが最強伝説だ 助けるどころか自滅じゃねえか To hell with that…how is this ‘legendary strength’? Forget saving them, he plain ruined it!
こんな小ねえ人数相手に惨敗なんてよ I can't believe he lost when there weren't even that many people!