Mangahelpers Translationshttps://mangahelpers.com/translators/rss2011-11-29T05:33:38+00:00/favicon.icoMangaHelpers Adminsadmin@mangahelpers.comhttps://mangahelpers.com/t/bomberdrufi/releases/32382[English] [Translation] Kintama 8 by Bomber D Rufi2011-11-29T05:33:38+00:00Bomber D Rufiadmin@mangahelpers.comAnd so I finish yet another manga. Sort of. I think. Screw it. Next issue FUCKING NOW.
Hi wa mata noboru only.
Gintoki: Which is gonna happen first? Your tiny floppy disk of memory data gets burned to bits?
Or my soul disappears?
(Side text- Will it be Silver or Gold?!)
(Sfx- Mishiih grnnnd)
KINTAMA
Gintoki: Let's let this bout decide that.
(Under panel text- 'Gintama' lesson 379.)
Kintoki: Gintoki....
You really haven't realized it yet?
In this war for existence between gold and silver...
No matter who falls, it will be you who disappears in the end.
002
Kintoki: There' was a special condition I activated before fighting in this battle.
A single program that I installed on myself.
If I should self destruct, then an explosive memory destruction ray will engulf Kabuki-chou...
Which will return everyone's memories to Zero.
There are two ways to activate this condition....
One is at the time when my core is destroyed.
003
Kintoki: The second would be..
When the seeds I planted begin to bud....which would be now.
Tae: Shin-chan, Kagura-chan!!
Why are you two lying here?!
Shinpachi: Uuugh...
Tae: What's happened to you?! Please! Stay with me!!
Shinpachi: S---Sister....
I remember it now...
All of it.
Just who Sakata Kintoki...
is to us...
004
Shinpachi: And more importantly who...
Sakata Gintoki...
No, who Gin-san is to us.
Everything that person...Kintoki wrote over..
Has been rewritten.
Our senses were lost up until now, but are back.
Kagura: Boss lady....We...
We may have done some terrible things to Gin-chan.
I do not know...how should we begin to apologize to him?
What...
is it that we should do?
Tae: Stand up the two of you.
Lets all go back together.
To where our leader is....
005
Kintoki: The second condition is..
When the beginning four members all gather in the same place.
Do you get it now? No matter what you do, things will never return to how they were.
Whether you defeat me....
Or bring all of your friends together...
(Sfx-Zuhh zshhhft)
Kintoki: Everything will end.
(Sfx- Karan clatter)
Kintoki: And that is my true objective.
006
Kintoki: Although I'd really like to take this manga myself...
I'm not going to do it as your shell or replacement. Sorry about that bro.
I want to steal everything from you..
And turn into the ultimate super villain,
But while you were fighting alone, your friends remembered and returned to your side.
And if they were to seriously combine their strengths..
They'll defeat me.
Yes, this is the exact essence of a final battle....the perfect development.
The final stage that everyone will stand upon and watch as the curtain call beckons the end of the show.
But you know, that’s what I've been hoping for.
Gintoki...
Even from the beginning, it was never about defeating you.
007
Kintoki: I want to destroy the you that is the ultimate enemy...
And then end everything.
All of you and even this manga....I will ensure this is the final lesson.
SORACHI HIDEAKI KINTAMA final lesson: 'And the protagonist is...'
Kintoki: Allow me to play a Requiem for this manga....
For once I'm done here, it won't be Gintama or Kintama...but a different manga with me as the protagonist.
I'll be the one who reigns supreme in Shounen jump.
You get it now? Everything I've done up until now has been to lead you all to this final lesson.
To hand create a climax...a farce like this and end it.
It's not just you...even the editors and the compilation committee are pawns in my hands..doing edits right up to the scheduled deadline.
Even all the drama and scandals that the anime has dealt with recently were all part of my meticulous plan to bring it to an end.
The whole point of this 'Kintama' arc was to show just how pathetic a protagonist you are, Sakata Gintoki....
No...to show just how deplorable the manga known as Gintama is.
This last stand is nothing more than a grave marker for this series.
008
Kintoki: And now here we all are.
You and your friends...
Although you lack numbers, you still heat up this stage.
Honestly, I would have never in my wildest dreams have figured they'd get their memories back.
Although it's picture perfect for a final lesson.
Now it's just the final blow.
If you defeat me, everything ends.
Kintoki: Don't worry about me though...
As soon as you strike me down, a new me is waiting in the wings as a backup.
His awakening will be at the exact moment this version of me stops running.
The perfect protagonist deserves the perfect manga, no? Something along the lines of One piece or Naruto....with me at the helm, becoming like those manga isn't impossible.
No need for you to worry...the final lesson..
The grand finale is almost here.
009
Kintoki: The Yorozuya that has it's memories back...
The friends you rely on the most...
Those whom you share the deepest bond with are returning.
And the moment those hands reach out to you..
The four that you started out with..
Will be the last four people you ever see.
It's a perfect final lesson..
If you're not thrilled with that conclusion, you could always just cut me down now.
Well, I think I've explained it well enough, the finale is here no matter what you do.
Whether you get everything back or let it all come to an end...
whether you lose everything or end everything is up to you to choose.
Well as the protagonist, I guess you don't have much of a choice regardless...
Gintoki: Is that it?
(Handwritten- Up we go.)
Gintoki: I'm asking....
If that's all you have to say.
010
(Sfx- Doshhu swfft)
011
Gintoki: My bad.
You were yammering on so long that I only really caught the first half.
(Sfx- Dogagashaaah dsssh)
Kintoki: Wh...
Weren't you listening to what I said?
Here i'll repeat myself...if you should kill me..
(Sfx- Gahh climp)
012
(Sfx- Gapaaah ffssst)
Kintoki: It'll be the end of you.
I---
Idiot...
Do you actually think you can avert the end scenario like this?
Do you actually intend on ending things..
Without meeting your friends...
And without losing anything? Is that what you're after?
Gintoki: It ain't the end...
If anything, the only thing that will end is..
(Sfx- Dosah dfft)
(Sfx- shururuu wnnnd)
013
(Sfx- Zaaan dfft)
Gintoki: The two of us...
Bro.
Kintoki: Seppuku?!
Wait a second, are you saying you intend on taking my hypnosis wave yourself?! If you do that, you'll lose all of your memories...!!
You'll be nothing more than an invalid!!
014
Gintoki: Sounds like a plan.
Everyone went and forgot me before, so I think it's only fair for me to forget all of them this time.
Kintoki: You idiot! What kind of protagonist would do something like this?!
If you go down this road, the manga really will end!!
Did you forget that I have a copy back at your place?!
(Sfx- Giriih crrip)
Gintoki: Sorry but...
If it's a copy you're talking about...
I've already got some.
Sure, I ain't got shit to say about them...
(Handwritten- Gin-chan!! Gin-san!!)
Gintoki: But the same soul resonates in all of us.
Better remember this well, Kintoki.
There's a certain type of protagonist
Especially for one like this manga, Gintama.
A type of protagonist that...
015
Gintoki: Would do something incredibly stupid...
Just to keep the manga living as long as possible!!
You can try to hijack it a thousand times over..
(Sfx- Kaah sffft)
016
Gintoki: AND I'LL STILL NEVER LOSE TO THE LIKES OF YOUUUUUUUU!!!
(Sfx- Kakashiiiin sheeeeeeeen)
(Sfx- Gofuuuh wfooooom)
{Guess I’m gonna bite this one...}
{All by myself...}
{Nnnnngh}
{Sorry everyone...}
{I know you had just finally started to remember me..}
{And now it seems we'll never meet again.}
017
{At least if I could see...}
{Your stupid looking faces one more time...}
018
Shinpachi: Gin-san...
Sorry we're late....did you wait long?
Kagura: Gin-chan, we will not let you go alone, yes?
No matter what happens, we will go together. Even if it is to forget. We'll forget together, yes?
Tae: Now Kagura-chan, all this talk of forgetting is a big no-no.
Don't worry...this time we won't forget you, and if you should forget me I'll remind you with a jab in your arm.
Gintoki: Yo---you idiots....
If you do something this reckless without thinking, then this manga really will end!!
Shinpachi: It's not reckless....
019
Shinpachi: Because if it were you in this situation..
You'd definitely jump in and save us.
That's why no matter how many times we may be separated or forget each other...
We'll be just fine. Gin-chan.
Gintoki: Yeah...
{No matter how much we get separated or forget one another,}
{Without fail, we'll find each other again.}
{We'll definitely...}
{Meet again.}
(Side text- Thank you for reading and supporting this manga. Please look forward to Sorachi-sensei's newest work.)
KINTAMA..............END.
(Side text- From next issue on, Sorachi-sensei will start a new serial!! Look forward to the start of 'XXXtama!')https://mangahelpers.com/t/bomberdrufi/releases/32267[English] [Translation] Kintama 7 by Bomber D Rufi2011-11-19T05:45:50+00:00Bomber D Rufiadmin@mangahelpers.com Does anyone else wonder if the tank will be titled 'Kintama' or 'Gintama' when it's released?
Tsukuyo: Teach, could ya let Sakata-kun in on our group then? I'd 'ppreciate that. Girls: Does this LOOK like a classroom setting where you end up hanging out with the girls huuuuuh?!
(Sfx- Gasu gasu goh goh kick kick bop)
003
Kyuubee: Kintoki....
It is because we believe in you that we're here.
Tsukuyo: So you best just believe in us.
We ain't tryin' to say this man is better than you.
Sacchan: If you really are the Kin-san I remember..
You'll grant us this favor and listen to us.
Girls: If you are our friend then...
You'll believe in us, right?
Kintoki: I see...
The Yagyuu clan and the Hundred blooms....
(Sfx- Zatsh sfft)
Kintoki: Have come to a consensus have they?
(Sfx- Zah zah sfft)
Kintoki: Then let us respond as well.
004
Kintoki: You ladies and Gintoki....
will disappear
from this city.
Tojou: Kintoki-dono!!
Kintoki: It seems there's no choice but to completely crush the Yagyuu clan and the Hundred blooms.
If they're going to be in league with that guy, then they are the city....no Kabuki-chou's enemy.
005 Tae: Shin-chan!
Kagura-chan!
???: So...
That's your answer is it?
(Sfx- Zahhh ssffft)
???: Then let us...
Give you the answer we decied on.
006
(Sfx- Gacharri clack)
Kintoki: Zura, Hasegawa-san...
What the hell are you doing?
Since the women have betrayed us and gone with him..
I at least thought men who live by honor and empathy like us would know what to do...
007
Katsura: Friends....
Hasegawa: Can't be divided.
Katsura: Kintoki....a long time ago I made a promise to a certain friend.
Gintoki: Don't you...
Ever change.
Zura, before you change...
I'll cut you to shreds.
Katsura: It would be far too much trouble to cut you down.
I'd rather not have it come to that.
Hasegawa: Kin-san I...
Was clocked by a certain buddy of mine. Gintoki: Hey jerkass, don't go blaming your glasses for your shitty life.
If you trip while walking and fall, is bitching at the rock in the road gonna help anything?
Old dude: Maybe you should consider taking the glasses off.
(Sfx- Guraaaaaashn craaaaaaash)
(Sfx- Gagogaaah thoooonk)
Hasegawa: That's us...
Friends.
Whether its walking down the right path, or a difficult one, they're there with you.
However, when a time comes that none of the roads work out...
008
???: If all the roads end up being difficult ones...
And we're all alone, surrounded by enemies....
(Insert text- He'd just smile...
that fearless smile of his
and pick his nose.)
???: A friend will stand up time and time again.
That is what..
that guy is.
A painfully stupid....
Careless
Sadistic bastard.
(Sfx- Gachaaan claaang)
009
Everyone: Our best friend..
Sakata Gintoki. Gintoki: Y---
You guys...
(Handwritten- Er..well I'm all for jumping on the bandwagon, but could someone tell me who he is?)
010
Katsura: Hey there. It's been a while....how are you?
Hasegawa: You're as stiff as ever dude. Drink up!
???: Do you think this is some kind of graduation party where everyone acts like they like each other and suddenly starts a conversation with the lonely looking guy?!
Shuuu
(Sfx- Gahh gohh gahh thonk thunk tunk)
(Sfx- Pishhhhh Zzzt)
(Sfx- Gagahhh sheeeeeen)
011
Gintoki: Kintoki you bastard!!!
(Sfx- Oooooh whoooooh)
Kintoki: Damn. Gotta say I'm impressed bro-han.
To think that they'd be able to break through my brainwashing....
(Sfx- Bishhhi zzzt)
Kintoki: I guess 40 volumes of bonds with you as their comrade is nothing to sneeze at.
But it's impossible you know..
No matter how much you bond with them, no matter how much of their memories return..
With a wave of my hand, all 40 volumes they spent with you are reduced back to zero.
Why you ask? I'll explain.
It's because the manga's protagonist is...
Everyone: You, Kin-san...
012
Kintoki: I know you guys figured I can't use my brainwashing any more...
But Tama's efforts turned out to be in vain.
(Sfx- Soro soro sfft sfft)
Kintoki: You don't have the qualifications to be the protagonist or the leader of the Yorozuya.
I've repaired things here myself you see.
And now I've even managed to take back the friends you gathered.
Even those wenches that believed you are under my control now.
It appears that now I have loyalty appropriate for a protagonist.
Now it's about time we protected our town.
An annoying side character like you that dares to stand against the protagonist...
Will be erased...
From the pages of this manga!!
(Sfx- Kwaaaaaaaaah roaaaaaaaaar)
013
(Sfx- Bakkiiikannn craaaaaash)
(Sfx- Kararan claaaaater)
(Sfx- Hyuun hyuun wfffft)
(Sfx- Zukaashhh clatter)
Katsura: If it comes down to disappearing..
(Sfx- Pishnnn zzzt)
(Sfx- Pishhhiii zzzt)
Sacchan: We'll disappear.
014
(Sfx- Zaaaan doooon) Everyone: What's carved deep within our hearts...
Is the steel memories of the countless battles we fought alongside our friend a samurai.
We'll thrust this silver blade...
With all of our souls.
015
Gintoki: If it's all gonna fall apart...
(Sfx- Shakiii shffft)
Gintoki: Then let it fall.
{My hypnosis didn't work...}
Dude: Crush them! Don't let a single one escape!!
Katsura: Let us go.
(Sfx- Ugaaaaah)
(Sfx- Pusuhh plissh)
Katsura: Gintoki.
Gintoki: Yeah...
I trust you guys have my back.
016
(Sfx- Doooon thoooom)
Gintoki: So....
The protagonist..
Gin//Kintoki...
WILL TAKE CARE OF THE REST!!!
017
(Sfx- Gafooooon THOOOOM)
Both: NGOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!! (Sfx- Gakikiii Grnnnd)
(Sfx- Meki meki meki griiind griiind griiind)
018
(Sfx- Kakkiii sffftg)
(Sfx- Gooohfuuuh dssssssssh)
(Sfx- zuuuh sffft)
(Sfx- Gokiiih dddsh)
(Sfx-Buuooooh wofft)
(Sfx- Goshhaahhh craaaaaaash)
(Sfx- Garagara clatter clatter0
(Sfx- Zuruuuh dssssh)
(Sfx- Guoooh wfffft)
019
(Sfx- Goooh thooom)
(Sfx- Gofuuuah sdddth)
Kintoki: I'll erase it all...
(Sfx- Pishhii zzzt)
Kintoki: Your memories, your friends...your entire existence...I'll erase everything that is you.
Gintoki: You're the one who's gonna get erased.
(Sfx- Gogogogo rmmmmble)
Gintoki: Which is gonna get smashed to bits first? Your tiny floppy disk of data?
Or my soul? Let this 'bout decide that.
KINTAMA LESSON 7..............END.
(Side text- Next issue, at long last Kintoki and Gintoki battle!! The climax is...?!)https://mangahelpers.com/t/bomberdrufi/releases/32189[English] [Translation] Kintama 6 by Bomber D Rufi2011-11-13T04:58:23+00:00Bomber D Rufiadmin@mangahelpers.comAt long last it's here. Even early, it's the last raw out. Now allow me to go celebrate this day that my mom went into labor and popped a fresh me out into the world in peace.
Hi wa mata noboru only
001
(Side text- The latest volume of the manga #42 is out in stores!! The TV anime airs, with lives at risk, on TV Tokyo and its affiliates at 6pm on Mondays! )
KINTAMA
(Centering text- It's a war that's mine and mine alone.)
Lesson 6. Writing 'Enemy' and Reading it as 'Friend'. SORACHI HIDEAKI.
002
(Side text- Conflicting feelings...)
Tsukuyo: You...
I done told ya not to come here.
Sarutobi...
Sacchan: As if I can allow you to...
lay a finger on the man who I owe my life to.
(Under panel- 'GINTAMA' Lesson 377)
Sarutobi: You must be kidding... If you think you can win Kin-san's favor by doing this deed alone. That's impossible.
(Sfx- Suh sfft)
Sacchan: As if I would ever let you guys have such an important task...
003
Sacchan: As thanks to the man who saved my life, I will take his.
It's the sort of dirty job a kunoichi would undertake, no?
Tsukuyo: Sarutobi...
Sacchan: Move aside Tsukky. There's no need for you to dirty your hands.
(Sfx- Jyakki shing)
Kyuubee: Everyone...
I know you are wavering.
Do you believe in Kintoki?
Or do you believe in this man whose actions you've seen with your own eyes?
But that resolve you have cannot bear this burden.
Stand back, the two of you.
004
Tsukuyo: What are you yammerin' on about? I was the first to spot him. I'll kill 'im!
Sacchan: Please get back, you two. I said I'm going to take care of this.
Kyuubee: I told you, it's impossible for you two to do it. Let me.
Tsukuyo: I said I'm g'nna do it!
Sacchan: I said I would!
Kyuubee: I'll do it.
Tsukuyo: No, me!
Sacchan: Let me!
Kyuubee: I will!
Tsukuyo: I'll do it!
Sacchan: I will!
Kyuubee: I'm going to!
Sacchan: Er, aren't we kinda getting mixed up here to the point we don't know what's what?
Kyuubee: Um... It's great that you're all so concerned for each other and all, but I'm getting zero concern over here.
Sacchan: No helping it, we'll all just throw kunai at him to make it fair.
The one who lands the finally killing blow will get the credit.
Gintoki: THAT'S JUST A GANG MURDER!!
Hmph... Well if my last moments are with three beautiful babes, then maybe dyin' isn't such a bad thing.
But you know, there's no reason for you ladies to have to bear the weight of taking my life.
Here, we'll set it up like it's watermelon splitting. You guys wear blindfolds and then try to aim for me. How about it?
This way no one really knows who it was that actually bumped me off, and no one will have to have the guilt trip.
Sacchan: Even with you in this situation, why would you go so far to help us...?
Gintoki: No need to worry. Ok now just wait for me to bury myself.
005
Girls: OH... LIKE HELL WE'RE DOING THAAAT!!!
(Sfx- Dododododo thmptmmtmtmp)
Tsukuyo: Get him!!!
Don't let him get away!!
(Sfx- Dododododoo Tmpmtpmtpmp)
(Sfx- Kuwaaaah)
(Sfx- Goh thomp)
(Sfx- Hyagagagagaga dssshshshhh)
(Sfx- Fuuuuh wfffft)
(Sfx- Jakkkii shiiiing)
006
(Sfx- Ton thomp)
(Sfx- Buwaaah fwofff)
(Sfx- Dododoh thhhmp)
Tsukuyo: Now!!
Ladies: Let him have it!!
(Sfx- Shagagagah swffft)
(Sfx- Zukkii throb)
Tsukuyo: Gngh!
Lady: B---
(Sfx- Dodododdodoodo*thmptmpmtmp*)
Lady: Boooooooooossss!!
007
(Sfx- Karaan clatter)
(Sfx- Zatsh sfft)
Gintoki: Upsy daisy...
Tsukuyo: Yo...
You...
What did ya....
Do that for...?
(Sfx- Pota pota drip)
Gintoki: The hell you talking about?
008
Gintoki: See ya.
Did I make you wait long?
Are you not even gonna have a farewell party?
Sir, you're being impaled.
Tsukuyo: W---
wait!
I said ta wait!
You're...
009
(Sfx- Gohh thok)
(Sfx- Dosshaaaah thuuud) Dude: I-I got 'im!!
It's go time, guys!!
Everyone get hi...
(Sfx- Gohhh Thomp)
(Sfx- Kuwaaaah)
(Sfx- Gahhh shfft)
010
(Sfx- Dogooooh thooom)
Dudes: Gwahhh!!
(Sfx- Dah dash)
Dudes: He's going to run into that building! Block off the entrance!!
(Sfx- Kah clack)
(Sfx- Gopaaahhh thoooom)
(Sfx- Para para clatter clatter)
(Sfx- Zuuuh sssft)
011
(Flier: Recruiting Rally Opponents A smash hit between the legs Wouldn't you like to feel a wonderful bodily sensation you've never felt before? [heart] At one's home or at a hotel Phone - XXXOOO△△△)
(Sfx- Merii grnnd)
(Sfx- Goashaaah doooosh)
Tojou: Buguaaaaah!!
(Sfx- Tan tap)
(Sfx- Gah sft)
(Sfx- Guooooh fwoffffh)
Tojou: Young masterrr~
(Sfx- Muuuuu smooch)
012
(Sfx- Gofu thooom)
(Sfx- Zubooh ddssht)
Kyuubee: Nugh, dammit!!
(Sfx- Kashaah Swwffft)
Kyuubee: Oraaaaah!!
(Sfx- Byshaagahh dssssht)
Gin: GUH
(Sfx- Gashaaan craaaaaaaash)
(Sfx- Doh dohhh dwwfft)
Kyuubei: KUH
(Sfx-Gaaan claaang)
(Sfx- Guraah claaater)
Tojou: Young maaaaaaster!!!
013
(Sfx- Hah hah)
Kyuubee: Ugaaah!!
(Sfx- Boowaaah wwfffft)
Gintoki: Guwaaah!
Kyuubee: How reckless...
You believed I'd reach my hand out?
Gintoki: ...Well, if it weren't like this, you'd never let someone touch you, right?
Kyuubee: Your recklessness has put yourself at a disadvantage.
Gintoki: It has not.
I've just got a woman's tender hand.
014
Kyuubee: Uwaaaah!!
(Sfx- Funnn fwooof)
(Sfx- Gan crash)
(Sfx- Dogooooh thooom)
(Sfx- Yagoooh swffft)
Sacchan: ......Eh?
(Sfx- Dogoshiiihhh thoooom)
Sacchan: Gukeeeh!!
(Sfx- Bata bata whifft wifft)
(Handwritten- Ugaaaah!!)
015
Sacchan: Uuh...
Oh my~ These are Gin-san's undies aren't they?
(Sfx- Ooeeeeh hoooorgh)
Sacchan: U~~h...
Oh my~ these are Gin-san's swim trunks aren't they?
(Sfx- Oeeeeeh hooorrgh)
(Sfx- Pota pota drip drip)
Sacchan: ---Stop...
Wait...
(Sfx- Zahh Sfft)
(Sfx- Gachaah clack)
016
Girls: Didn't you hear me say 'wait'?
Sacchan: Just what in the world are you doing?
What... are you fighting against?
Tsukuyo: Ya couldn' even keep a good grip on your blade...
Why would ya be somethin' like this...?
Kyuubee: It's as if we're not the ones you're fighting...
we're the one's you're protecti...
Gintoki: Seems that I've gone and underestimated...
this city.
For the sake of one comrade, all these people have mobilized.
Though, even though because of that, my outlook is pretty shitty right now... I don't really feel down about it.
This really is
a good city.
017
(Sfx- Dokkkunn throoob)
Sacchan: ...Please move.
I said I'm going to take care of this man.
Tsukuyo: Are ya... ...hard of hearin' or somethin'?
I'm gonna to do it.
Kyuubee: W-Why...
Why won't anyone withdraw...?
Please, I'm begging you...
Just move...
(SFX- POTA POTA Drip Drip)
There's no way he could be killed by
people making faces like that.
018
???: Young master...
Boss...
Kintoki: Hey now... making girls cry?
You really are a sinful guy aint'cha?
No need to worry though...
I'm going to settle things here.
It's time for atonement.
Now everyone, the enemy of kabuki-chou, our enemy, bear witness to his final moments.
This is it for you...
Gintoki.
019
(Sfx- Dodododod tmtmtmp)
Sacchan: Don't move... a single step from there.
Kintoki: What's the meaning of this?
Tsukuyo: I'm well aware how damn stubborn you guys are.
Then I won't try to stop ya anymore. Do what ya want. But in exchange...
Sacchan: I won't stop you either. I think somehow we're actually thinking the same thing, anyhow.
Kyuubee: Do we believe in silver or gold?
Even our own memories are unreliable as of this moment... so I can't turn to them for an answer.
So then... I'll believe in this...
All: A woman's tears.
(Sfx- Shakkiiin shiiing)
(Side text- You can't lie to your own heart!!)
KINTAMA LESSON 6.........END. https://mangahelpers.com/t/bomberdrufi/releases/32079[English] [Translation] Kintama 5 by Bomber D Rufi2011-11-03T23:16:49+00:00Bomber D Rufiadmin@mangahelpers.com Well damn Sorachi. Are you feeling Kyuubee this week? First the hot color page and then a nurse outfit. Or has Kintoki taken over the world IN the manga while Tojou has taken over DRAWING the manga?
Hi wa mata noboru only.
(Top text- A celebration of the TV Anime comics!! A center color for the Manga and the Anime!!!)
GINTAMA
(Side text- The TV anime airs every Monday evening at 6pm on TV Tokyo and it's affilates!! The TV Anime comics Gintama 'Sorachi Hideaki SELECTION' 'Empty headed' version is now out in stores! The TV anime comics Gintama Sorachi Hideaki 'SELECTION' Various 'intellectual' smart gag version! Will be out December 2nd (Friday)!! For more Gintama news check out pages 112, 114 and page 333!!)
(Left side- Attach your pride to your blade.)
SORACHI HIDEAKI
002
(Side text- The quiet before the storm...?!)
Lesson 5 Writing the kanji for 'friend' can often be read as 'enemy'. SORACHI HIDEAKI
Ladies: You there, Dandy guy~
Could you wait just a moment?
Dude: Well I AM a dandy kind of guy...
But I kinda blew my wages this month on gambling...so I don't have cash to play...
Ladies: No, no. that's not it. Just listen for a bit, okay?
Do you know this man?
Dude: Can't say I do.
Ladies: Well...
Dude: Who is he? Did he skip out on paying a bill at your place or something?
Ladies: Something like that.
In any case, if you see him be sure to come to our place and let us know.
Dude: What's going on here?
(Handwritten- Excuse me, if you could just help us out...)
Another dude: Seems the cabaret girls are searching for some guy rather than working.
Another guy: Hey, you really don't know?
Take a look.
003
Dude: H—huh? And what's that?
(Sfx- Zah zah zah sfft sfft sfft)
(Under panel- Lesson 376.)
Dude: Is that the Yagyuu family and their studends?! W—why?! Why are they doing this?
And over here...
(Sfx- Zah zah zah sfft sfft sfft)
Dude: The vigilante corps of Yoshiwara; Hundred blooms?!
And finally....
(Sfx- Zah zah zah sfft sfft sfft)
(Poster- Nomi-chan.)
Dude: The freak? The guys who are wanted are posting wanted signs themselves?!
What the hell is going on here? Those guys are all running about..
Just who is this guy anyway?
Another guy: He attacked one of Kin-san's friends.
Dude: Wha?! Kin-san...you mean Yorozuya Kin-chan?!
004
(Sfx- Gashaah dsssh)
Kintoki: He got the Tama....
(Sfx- Gachaaaah cliccchk)
Kintoki: and MY Tama.
You guys had best believe that I'm never gonna let that pus-bag get away with this.
I don't really care what embarrassing or underhanded methods I have to use.... I'm going to pursue that bastard and get revenge for what he did to my...no our friend.
So won't all of you...
Lend me your strength?
With all of you....
Every person in Kabuki-chou lending me their power...that guy...
Sakata Gintoki....
Is dead meat.
005
Dude: This guy is a total dumbass...
To take a hand to one of Kin-san's buddies...
He's gone and...
Made every person in Kabuki-chou his enemy.
???: Okay gramps, if you hear anything give us a holler.
Gengai: And how do you expect me to call guys without a phone?
Hasegawa: Just write XYZ near the board at the train station.
(Sfx- Jijiji zzzzt)
Gengai: And what if someone else sees it?
Hasegawa: In any case, just be careful. If Gin-san catches the guy who did this to our friend, I dunno if he'll be able to control himself.
(Sfx- Gacha gacha clank clank)
Gengai: Hammer.
(Sfx- Pashuh clamp)
Gengai: You sure you wanna do this?
This is would be a great chance to strike his friends down.
006
Gintoki: They're split.
What's important is...
You fixing my friend up, and nothing else.
(Sfx- Basaah fwap)
Gintoki: What about you? I'm like, public enemy number 1 in Kabuki-cho, if you haven't heard.
Are you going to kill Tama? Should I break you down? Are you going to fix her?
All I'm doing is talking, and as we all know, words are cheap.
Gengai: A machine's soul is much heavier than any metal...
Is she believes in you, then I'll believe in you. That's all there is to it.
Gintoki: Heh...damned old man.
If that's the case, how come the defective merchandise you made is running around brainwashing people?
He says he wants to take the seat of this series's crappy protagonist. To be the leader.
Gengai: What are you planning to do?
Whether he's junk or not, that guy has all of kabuki-chou perfectly in his control.
Gintoki: There's not much to think about...
Only one thing left to do.
007
Gengai: If what you're saying is true...
Then that guy, Kintoki has no weaknesses.
He's probably the most perfect thing I've ever created.
He's using Tama's death as a reason to incite our friends to eliminate you.
Though, the abnormality called 'you' in their hearts has started to take form and creat an exception.
The way to defeat your victor is through your friends.
The worse case scenario for you is to have to fight against them.
But that's his trap. You can see it right?
There's no way that one man can win against a hundred.
Gintoki: Leave common sense and all that jazz to your robots and stuff.
Us beasts...
Suck at calculating and scheming.
Sadaharu: Woof!
Gintoki: If it's Sadaharu with me, then I'm not alone. It's one dog and one dude.
1+1= 2 right?
Sadaharu: Rrruf.
Gintoki: I know right?
008
Gintoki: For us....
There's no such thing as just 'two'.
Gengai: It's impossible to calculate the human heart, eh?
I'd love to go on and on about how recklessly stupid you're being...
But perhaps it's that massive recklessness that is Kintoki's weakness?
To something perfect like him, predictions mean everything...
But what will he do when something comes along and acts without any reason whatsoever?
That 'something'
Being you, Sakata Gintoki...a genuine idiot?
No matter how he tries to figure you into things, he can't.
Though there ain't a single person that's going to praise an unpredictable idiot...
To me though, as a leader it's something important to have....
Something that even he couldn't make me forget....
009 Gengai: You have to stop him.
Gintoki: How about increasing the idiot duo?
Damned old man?
Gengai: Yeah...
I'll definitely...
Help you idiots multiply by at least one.
So Ginnoji...
Don't let yourself be reduced to zero.
The only one who can stop Kintoki,
Is Gintoki.
010
Guys: Find him!!
Keep searching for that pervert and bring him down!
Tojou(?): Encircle all of Kabuki-chou! Trap him like lotion in a bath...I mean....A rat!
Bring down the hammer on anyone who would dare hurt the young master's friends!!
Dammitall...where the hell is he hiding?!
Wait...he could be hiding in that sex shop in disguse!!
THERE'S NO OTHER CHOICE! I SHALL GO INVESTIGATE AT ONCE!!
You guys go look over there! I'll brave this store alone!!
(Sfx- Goooh THOOM)
Kyuubee: Where are you going?
Tojou: Young master!! Please don't stop me, it's time for the flight! California is waiting for me!!
Kyuubee: You're acting like this while the others are around? At least pretend that you have shame, and stop this at once.
???: I have finally located the Yagyuu clan's private parts!!
Fuahahahah! Kyubee-dono, you're far too slow!!
Katsura: If you intend to look in the cosplay establishment, I have already beaten you!
Attention please! Not a single leg hair to be found there!
Kyuubee: Are you looking for our private parts?!
Katsura: As a warrior, I will take flight or look for public hairs for the sake of a friend.
Kyuubee: You look more like you're about to go serve guests in that!
Katsura: I intend to dangle myself as bait to lead the enemy here.
Kyuubee: Baaaaait?! Who's going to want the dried up bones of an UMA like you?!
011
???: Boss! Look what we found!!
Both: W—what?!
Lady: How about it? With this one around we're sure to draw in new customers.
Tsukuyo: Mm. Do ya wanna work down in Yoshwara?
Toujou: He's been fished up by a completely different predator!!
You guys are talking about me, but look at what YOU'RE doing!!
Tsukuyo: It's a sad display, didn't mean nothin' by it though.
???: Look here!!!
You're kinda cute, are you an escort? Wanna be our exclusive actress?
We're actually trying to get some girl action for the homeless guys...it's gonna be on video ya'll!!
Tojou: WHAT KIND OF LEWD WORK ARE YOU GUYS DOING HERE?!
Knock it off, all of you!! I'm supposed to be the comic relief here!!
In fact, I don't even have the time to be the comic relief dammit! Say something to them young master!
Kyuubee: I apologize for both Tojou and I.
Toujou: YOUNG MASTERRRRRR!!!
Get a hold of yourself!! Why are you doing this?! What's going on here everyone? ???: So you're all here?
012
Tojou: Otae-dono!
Tae: I had a feeling you'd all lose sight of what needs to be done...
While I want to leave things to Kin-san myself...
A feeling of malaise has been eating at me.
Like that man, Gintoki...the one I saw right before my eyes..
And the one Kin-san tells us about are two different people.
I'll be the first to admit that the man is...sloppy and and usless looking...
But Tama-san definitely saw something in him....
Moreover, without hesitation he jumped in and saved Sarutobi-san at risk of his own life and limb...
Could a man like that be all bad?
Tojou: L—ludicrous....are you saying you doubt Kintoki-dono's words?
Tae: I believe him...
But this whole situation deeply troubles me.
Seeing Tama-san like this upsets me....
But for Kin-san to rely on us like this..
It does make me feel a bit happy that he believes in us....
Kin-san, that is the Sakata Kintoki I know...
Is a person who's unable to be honest with himself, a man lacking in any real skills,
That man, back then didn't say a word.
He just notices our faces full of worries...
And without saying a word goes off on his own.
013
Tae: Moreover, no matter how many enemies await him... (Sfx- Zahh sfft)
Tae: Matters nothing to him...
He'll just smile...
that fearless smile of his....
and pick his nose.
Tojou: Th—that is...?!
Gintoki: 'Sup? Why's everyone staring up in the sky?
Is it a solar eclipse?
Dudes: B---bastaaaaard!!
How dare you show up here!!
014
Tojou: I'll only ask you once!!
Was it you that hurt Tama-dono!?!
Gintoki: If that's what that big yellow sun you all believe so hardcore in said, then believe what you wish.
As for me,
Well, lets just say he's the snot I'm here to clean up.
(Sfx- Piso fwp)
Everyone: LETS GOOOOO!!
EVERYONE AFTER HIIIIIM!!!
015
(Sfx- Kuwaaaaaaah roaaaaaaaaar)
Gintoki: Sadaharu, don't go forgetting our promise okay boy?
Sadaharu: Woof.
Gintoki: Listen good. No matter what happens to me, don't turn around.
You just keep running straight ahead.
Don't be scared,
It's the same as always.
We're gonna go home...
A home where...
Everyone is waiting.
016
(Sfx- Domu thud)
Everyone: Waaaaaaaaaaah!!!
People: The hell?! He's just going to run right through enemy territory?!
GET 'IM!!!
(Sfx- Dododdododo Tmptmptmptmp)
Dude: I'll stop him!!
Katsura: Wait! Do not lay a finger on Sadaharu-kun!!
(Sfx-jakkii shhiikkk)
Katsura: His soft paws have not sinned! Our target is that man...Gintoki!
Dude: But...he's acting like this is some sorta rodeo!!
(Sfx- Yusa yusa wfft wfft)
Dude: I can't get a lock on him!
{No matter what happens to me...}
{Don't turn around.}
{You just keep running straight ahead.}
{We're gonna go home.}
{A home where everyone is waiting.}
017 Sadaharu: Awooooo!!
(Sfx- Dokakakakak thokthokthok)
Tsukuyo: Divide and concur.
Did ya think we'd be fooled by somethin' like that?
(Sfx- Zazaaha sfft)
(Sfx- Kakah tptmp)
Gintoki: The one who's doing the dividing is me.
Just as planned....
The most dangerous people are right here in the palm of my hand.
018
Tsukuyo: Throw yer blade down.
Do it real slow like...
(Sfx- Jakkki sfft)
Gintoki: Catch.
(Sfx- fun fwf)
Gintoki: Now that I've done that, how about I give you a warning now?
Move outta my way.
Once this is over, whether its hell or under the sheets, I'll go with you.
Tsukuyo: Y—you...
Are ya messin' with me?
(Sfx- Zah zah sfft sfft)
Lady: Boss!!
(Sfx- Shakki clang)
Tsukuyo: Wait!!
(Sfx- Jakki shiiing) ???: Don't move.
Don't you even think of laying a hand on him....
That is MY prey.
(Side text- There's no turning back now!!)
KINTAMA LESSON 5..............END.
(Side text- Kintoki's demonic reach draws closer to Gintoki!! Next issue the climatic clash begins!!)
https://mangahelpers.com/t/bomberdrufi/releases/31999[English] [Translation] Kintama 4 by Bomber D Rufi2011-10-28T02:38:49+00:00Bomber D Rufiadmin@mangahelpers.com Wow. I really thought this week this arc would end and we'd be back to shinanigans. Instead we get what seems to be a new serious arc. I know Sorachi bitches that writing one off chapters are hard as hell, but two serious arcs in a row? Endgame anyone?
Hi wa mata noboru only.
KINTAMA Lesson 4: Kin-san's Kin****
(Side text- A return to normal days....?)
SORACHI HIDEAKI
Shinpachi: Just what happened....
Back then...?
When that person started falling right before our eyes....
Without thinking, my body just leaped into action....
Tama: Gintoki-sama!! Sacchan-sama!
Are you hurt?
Gintoki: Yeah. Her head's a little messed up, but it was that way in the first place, she should be fine.
Tama: Kagura-sama, Shinpachi-sama, thank you so much....
You...
Finally remember him, right...?
You finally remember Gintoki-sama.
002
Shinpachi: ......Eh?
What do you mean...?
Tama: Shinpachi-sama... Kagura-sama...
Gintoki: It's okay, Tama.
That's the kind of people they are.
Whether it were me or not doesn't make a difference.
GINTAMA LESSON 375
Gintoki: A person falling to their doom, and without a second thought they'd jump in to save them.
It's impossible to just sit and let it happen. Without thinking of the consequences, their bodies just move.
That's what kind of idiocy is gathered here.
That's the Yorozuya.
Even if you forget everything else,
as long as you remember that much, we're good.
As long as you remember that, whomever your leader is, you guys'll do fine.
Tama: Please wait, Gintoki-sama!
Gintoki: Thanks to you guys, I escaped a brush with death.
..........Eh, whatever...
Thanks for... everything.
003
Gintoki: And take care...
Yorozuya...
Kagura: Why was he...
Making such a sad and lonely face?
Why is it we...
Feel so down?
It is like something important was...
Like we threw out the lid of ice cream container without licking it clean first.
004
Shinpachi: Kagura-chan...
that's incredible close to garbage, isn't it?
Tae: I know, right?
And then that man hit Kin-san over the head with the karaoke machine.
(Sfx- kera kera yammer yammer)
Kyuubee: Really? So he gave that feeling to you guys, too, did he? That man...
Tae: He was truly a strange man...
Kyuubee: ......He sure was.
.......
Tae: This is a bit strange, but it somehow feels nostalgic.
Did we... used to laugh that way before?
Kyuubee: Don't we always laugh like this, even now?
Tae: Of course things now are swell, but...
I'm not sure how to say this but something seems....wrong. Like there's something missing...
But...what could that be?
I'm not sure what it is but....
It's sort of like if someone were to drop a work glove in the road.
Tsukuyo: Ya dang idiot.
No matter how much I try to figur' you out, I can't. Ya oughtta take better care of yourself.
Sacchan: Even I never really intended to die back there!
And anyhow, Tsukky, if you weren't making amorous glances at Kin-san, this never would've happened in the first place!!
Tsukuyo: Who's makin' amorous glances?! I'm tellin' ya, don't lump me in with you!
005
Tsukuyo: Fer pete's sake....if that man hadn't been around, I hate to think what mighta happened.
But he seemed like a real mess, that man. There's a limit to being reckless.
Sacchan: Tsukky, something's... odd with me.
Tsukuyo: Yeah, I know.
Sacchan: No, that's not what I mean.
I wanted to thank that man for saving me...
But then my chest started to hurt... and I couldn't speak.
Could this feeling be... it's not unfaithfulness, right? I'm okay, right?
Tsukuyo: You ain't okay. Never been.
(Handwritten- Um..er...uh...)
Sacchan: I'm telling you, that's not it.
Why would I feel something like that for such a worthless person... I could've believe my own eyes.
Tsukuyo: Yep. Guilty as charged.
Sacchan: I'M TELLING YOU THAT'S NOT IT, YOU BITCH!!
Hinowa: Ooh, so your the type who likes hopeless men! Must be frustrating.
Sacchan: I DON'T WANT TO HEAR THAT FROM YOU!
Hinowa: But I won't say I have no idea where you're coming from.
Kin-san certainly is an excellent man and all...
But I can't help but think that before... ah... well, I'd better not.
Sacchan: What?! Don't worry, go ahead!
Hinowa: Okay, well I'll keep what you said a secret, so you keep this a secret, too.
Well, I have a feeling that before... he was sort of a more complex and puzzling charming man.
Tsukuyo: What are you talkin' bout Hinowa?
Hinowa: Basically...
like an issue of Jump still on the shelf on Thursday after people standing around and reading it all week.
???: Ahahaah! Seriously? Did something like that happen?
006
Hasegawa: Well, it wasn't that serious or anything....
(Handwritten- I didn't even get any screen time.)
Katsura: Even if nothing really happened, that's wonderful, right? Ahahahahaah!!
Hmph... This feels somewhat nostalgic.
I remember a while ago that we'd often share laughs like this.
Hasegawa: Yeaaaah, no. We've really barely interacted in the pages of this magazine besides this particular one.
Katsura: But I can't help but think something is missing.
It feels like their used to be someone else by our side....
Hasegawa: You mean Elizabeth?
Katsura: No... it was a friend I made back when we had no occupation...
He was a busy guy ordinarily, but he'd still pow-wow with us a lot.
Hasegawa: Who? Who is it?
Katsura: It was that guy. You know, we were on some island with him or something. What was his name...?
Hasegawa: Ah! That guy!! Who? I can remember his face, but not his name!! Dang, it's that guy! Him!!
Dude: Could you be referring to me?
Both: Yes!! It's Bikk Daddy!!
(TN- Based on "Tsuukai! Big Daddy" is a Japanese documentary TV show. With a guy as the head of a big family who goes on islands and stuff.)
Gintoki: You mean like abandoning everything and leaving for somewhere else?
Could I be honest? All my maliciousness has been chipped away...
He did a really good job swiping away another person's position.
He's doing a good job thinking of my comrades while doing work. And he protected them all while I was gone.
Even if the past he made for them is fake, that much is the truth.
If that guy is the ideal leader you guys dreamt up....
then if I destroy him, I'd be destroying the life you guys made you're doing so much good with.
So is there really any meaning in me returning...? That's what I was thinking.
Tama: Gintoki-sama...
Gintoki: I'm telling you, I made up my mind.
Past here, if they don't remember me,
I'll just make enemies out of all of that guy's adoring fans.
And then I'm sure I'll
never be able to go back to how things were.
008
Gintoki: But I want you guys to promise something...
When that time comes, no matter what happens to me...
even if I collapse, I don't want you to interfere.
And in exchange I'll promise you...
Even if my head gets cut off or I no longer have a place to return to...
I'll...
still get it all back from him.
And no matter how shabby a reality it is,
it's a reality that we created with our own hands.
Tama...
Don't belittle me.
You guys were my allies no matter what happened.
Do you think I could leave you guys in a completely unfamiliar world like this alone?
I'm not going to leave...
anyone behind.
009
{Gin...toki...sama...}
Tama: Understood. Then shall we disband for today?
If I don't get any rest, I won't be able to charge, so I'm going back to the shop. You would do well to find a suitable place to rest.
Gintoki: YOU'RE LEAVING MEEE?!
Hey! You guys are on my side, so be careful of Kintoki trying to break us apart...
Tama: Gintoki-sama.
I know now, no matter what happens to you, you will always be yourself.
Did you think if you told me if you were running away, I would become angry?
I would not be angry.
I would only ask for you to take me with you.
Gintoki: Hey... where'd you learn that seduction-y phrase!
Tama: From the Korean dramas Catherine-sama watches.
Gintoki: I see... well I'll keep that data for the next time I'm trying to impress a girl.
010
{----I...}
{I have to do something.}
{At this rate, Gintoki-sama and the others will end up in a fight amongst friends.}
{But even so, he's still trying.}
{Even if it would end him up alone, he's still worrying about his comrades...}
{There has to be something I can do to restore everyone's memories....}
{Something...}
Kintoki: Something troubling you?
In that case,
shall I lend you a hand?
If you leave it to the Yorozuya Kin-san...
everything will be taken care of.
Tama: I'm fine.
I'm only on an errand for Otose-sama.
(Sfx- Kahh sfft)
Kintoki: Although we're both machines, it amazes me how slow you are.
You should take the hint, stop messing around where your help isn't needed. Or would you like if I performed some maintenance on you?
011
Tama: You are the one that requires maintenance.
Gintoki-sama would never pressure a girl this hard.
Kintoki: That's why he ain't well liked. I've perfected that area as well.
In order to land your sweetheart, a little force is necessary.
For when no matter how you try to flirt, and they won't turn to face you,
and they even start flinging odd rumors around about you, you need an ace in the hole.
You should know what happens if you don't just be a good little machine and join me, hmm?
If things are left up to me, they'll always come out better than some guy like him doing it.
(Sfx- Peh spit)
(Sfx- Bichaa ssplosh)
Tama: ...You really are a piece of junk.
Just like how you didn't come up with a dirty joke there like "How about instead of an ace in the hole, I use a pole in the hole?", you'll never measure up to Gintoki-sama.
Kintoki: If it's a pole you want...
I've already used one.
(Sfx- Dodofu thooom)
(Sfx- Gurari wifft)
(Sfx- Gashaah craaash)
(Sfx- Guiih grrrp)
Kintoki: Hey now... what's this?
The oil you're using is ancient.
(Sfx- Gofuhhh thooom)
012
Kintoki: Well at any rate...
seems like this conversation is over.
(Sfx- Dofuuuuh Swhiiick)
(Sfx- Doh thooom)
Kintoki: Don't think bad of me.
(Sfx- Jijijiji grnnnnd)
Kintoki: I'm just getting eliminating a comrade that my control doesn't extend to.
By grasping human nature and controlling a team of comrades I take root deeply all across this city.
That is the sole mission that I, Perfect Sakata Gintoki, was given.
What I'm doing to you is for the sake of my comrades and the city.
I don't care about anything beyond that.
So that means you and that puppy are on the same level as Gintoki.
Existences that should be purged from everyone's memory.
Tama: Gintoki-sama...
Will never disappear.
(Sfx- Doh Thok)
013
Tama: I have been informed by all of your key points via your instruction manual.
(Sfx- Pichii crack)
Tama: Now you can no longer use your brainwashing wave.
Please don't think badly of me.
If your mission is to erase Gintoki-sama and live in this place,
My mission is...
to continue to live together with Gintoki-sama an the others until this body breaks down.
(Sfx- Goh Thoook)
Kintoki: Really? A crying shame...
Call out to him one last time. Your oh so dependable Gin-san...
Tama: Y---oo---
Can't hear you.
(Sfx- Jijiji grnnnd)
Kintoki: That pathetic voice...
will never reach that useless leader of yours.
Tama: J-Just as... I thought...
You... really are... a piece... of junk....
014
(Sfx- Meriii graaab)
Tama: Gintoki-sama's.... sadism...
isn't nearly... that... wea...k...
(Sfx- Merii Grnnnd)
(Sfx- Bukibukiki grnnnnnnd)
015
(Sfx- Goh goooh thoooooom)
(Sfx- Gooooohhh THOOOOM)
016
(Sfx- Gararara crasssh)
(Sfx- Gogogogogo rmmmmble)
(Sfx- Dath dash)
Gintoki: Hey! ...Hold on!!
Tama! Tama! Can you... see me?!
Tama: Gin---toki-sama...
(Sfx- Jiijii bzzzt)
Gintoki: Wait up!! I'm gonna get you to old man Gengai's...!
I don't give a shit if he's brainwashed or what!!
(Sfx- Dath dash)
Gintoki: I'll bust his balls in until he wakes up and I'll make him repair you!
So just wait for me! Hang in there, please!! I just need some time!!
Tama! Hey Tama!! If you can hear me, say something!
Hey! We made a promise right?!
So said that you'd be my ally until the very end!!
Is it all right for you machines to tell lies?!
A dog and a noisy radio are necessities for a homeless bum like me!!
017
Tama: I'm so sorry...
I told... a lie.
I didn't learn those lines... from a Korean drama....
It was actually from the old man from the tobacco store... that said it when... he came to get a drink...
Gintoki: EITHER ONE, IT DOESN'T REALLY MATTER!!
Tama: Be sure to... include that... in your... data, okay?
Gintoki: Sure, I got it!!
Tama: What do you do when it's time to sleep?
Gintoki: When you turn off your power while holding the reset button, I know!!
(TN- I forgot to mention this before, but you needed to do that in Dragon Quest 3 and 4 in order to keep your data from being lost when you turned the system off because of the limited technology of the Famicom.)
Tama: Then... I won't... forget... either...
About Gintoki-sama and... everyone...
Gintoki-sama's rent default.... and debt...
Gintoki: It's fine if you forget about that stuff, ain't it?!
Tama: So just one final time...
just for a second... could you show me... your face up close?
Gintoki: Don't even joke about something like that!!
Gintoki: YOU WERE PLAYING DEAD AT A TIME LIKE THIIIIIIIIIIIS?!
Tama: Now, in the end... you didn't try to act cool... Gintoki-sama.
Gintoki: Y-Yeah...
So forget about that for me, will ya?
Cause the next time we meet...
I'll definitely... laugh fearlessly like a protagonist.
Tama: I'm...
Certain... of it.
019
(Sfx- Koro roool)
Shinpachi(?): W-Wait a moment...
T-Tama-san was... killed....? W-What do you mean?
W-What happened to her?!
Who on earth... would do such a thing...?
Kintoki: It's obvious, right?
Pattsuan, go tell let everyone in Kabuki-chou know...
This is the start of a battle for revenge.
(Side text- A sudden development!!)
KINTAMA LESSON 4..........END.https://mangahelpers.com/t/bomberdrufi/releases/31919[English] [Translation] Kintama 3 by Bomber D Rufi2011-10-19T21:09:15+00:00Bomber D Rufiadmin@mangahelpers.comSo this thing is a massive Bleach parody. Oh Sorachi, your lack of respect to other Jump mangaka is awe inspiring.
Hi wa mata noboru only.
Gintoki: A--A perfect Sakata Gintoki....
created without any of my weaknesses?
Super golden alloy made perfect body...
Sakata Gintoki v 2.0?
Gintoki: W-wh-whaaa?
So in other words... put simply... what's that mean?
(Side text- At long last, Kintoki's true form is revealed...)
Tama: He's a plastic model.
KINTAMA
Gintoki: Oh! Well that makes sense, being a plastic model and all...
DO YOU EXPECT ME TO ACCEPT THAT, RETAAAAAAARD?!
THAT'S TOO DAMN SIMPLIFIED!! CAN'T YOU COLOR IT UP A BIT MORE?!! NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY, THERE'S NO WAY THAT GUY'S JUST A PLASTIC MODEL!! THIS IS A LIE RIGHT?! RIGHT?!
002
Tama: Gintoki-sama, the recent method is to pain the models before assembling them.
Gintoki: NOBODY MEANT COLORING UP A PLASTIC MODEL!!
Why the hell does something like that exist in the first place?! And how the hell did it take over this mangaaa?!!
Tama: That is what I have been saying.
(Sign: Machine Shrine)
Shinpachi: Honestly, at a busy time like this...
Where did our useless leader go to?
Kagura: Seriously. We are so busy we would even welcome a hand from a cat.
(TL Note: This is an idiomatic phrase, essentially just meaning very busy.)
Gengai: It's not from a cat, but if you need a helping hand, I've got one.
Kagura: Eh?
Gengai: The truth is, recently I've been a bit obsessed with building a ridiculous toy.
Tama: Originally, Gendai-sama was manufacturing a machine to function as assistant to help him in his work.
But that became the beginning of the creation of a substitute leader to fill the hole in the Yorozuya for the frequent times when you were absent, Gintoki-sama.
Yes, that was what became Perfect Gintoki v1.0
Gengai: Fuahahah! Feelin' refreshed?
(Sfx- Dosu dosu thunk thunk)
Kagura: Kyahoo! This is the best, yes?
Shinpachi(?): Isn't that a bit different from how you use a leader?!
003
Tama: It was fine when it was still being developed to resemble Gintoki-sama.
Kagura: Shouldn't there be a little less of a natural perm?
Tama: But while trying to make it more like Gintoki-sama, it kept getting revised to be more of a Yorozuya leader.
Shinpachi: That's not the right leader at all!! It's not even the right gang of three!!
Tama: So they said things like "wouldn't this leader be good" and "I want think kind of leader."
Before we knew it, everyone was pursuing an ideal leader.
Gengai: How about something like this?
Shinpachi: Yeah, that's pretty good.
Now it's my turn!!
EAT THIS GINTOKIIII!! I WANT SCREENTIME!!
(Sfx- Buoooohhh dddsh)
Tama: Yes...
it had already become something completely different from the original Gintoki-sama.
???: Hey you bastards... is it really that much fun to hit someone who can't fight back?
And you still want to call yourself Yorozuya?
Tama: Everyone's ideal leader.
A leader that surpasses their own leader, a perfect leader.
???: If that's the banner you're going to wave around, might as well change over to a wholesale goods store.
004
???: Stand up,
And come with me.
Tama: The silver light was devoured
Kintoki: Today is the birthday of a new Yorozuya.
Tama: in a dazzling golden light...
He worked quickly after that...
With his great skill spearheading the Yorozuya, the group was highly successful in every field.
Rumors soon spread, and the Yorozuya became the heroes of the city in the blink of an eye.
And with his straightforward personality, he instantly melted into the city.
But he did not stop as just being the influential man around town...
In order to fulfill his sole order, of acting as a stand in for you Gintoki-sama, the path he chose was...
The real Yorozuya leader,
in other words, your entire existence, Gintoki-sama,
From this city... from the memories of its people...
he completely deleted it.
005
Tama: By using a special hypnotism wave, he manipulated everyone's memories...
deleting any parts with you in them, and rewriting them into memories of him.
Only Sadaharu and I were able to retain our memories of you...
because his brainwashing did not work on robots or animals.
Do you understand, Gintoki-sama?
His...
Kintoki's objective is...
To become the perfect Yorozuya leader stand in...
So in short...
To become
the real Yorozuya leader.
(Sfx- Gashaaan shfft)
006
(Side text- Bursting into a new arc!! The Yorozuya leader disappearance arc finally begins!!)
SORACHI HIDEAKI
(TN- Lololol Bleach parody.)
Gintoki: AS IF THAT'LL HAPPEN!!!
(Sfx- Dogoooh thoook)
Gintoki: Who decided on that that stylish Bleach-like subtitle?!
What the hell is the Yorozuya leader disappearance arc?!
Are you sure you sure you don't mean the you-guys brains disappearance arc?!
This isn't just riding another manga's coattails, we're turning into a completely different manga here!!
(Sfx- Dosuh thunk)
Tama: That is also wrong.
GINTAMA Lesson 374: Gintoki and Kintoki
(TN: This is a reference to some Fukumoto Nobuyuki work. Kaiji or Akagi or something.)
Tama: In any case, you understand that is not a situation that can overturned in a short period of time.
Gintoki: Well, that guy did change it all from silver to gold in a pretty short amount of time.
Why did it have to be a plastic model that's manipulating everyone?! This ain't Kyoushirou!
(TN- This referes to the manga Plamo Kyoujirou based around models of the first Mobil Suit Gundam.)
It's you guys' fault that abomination even exists! You take responsibility for him!!
Tama: Sadly, even Gengai-sama is under his brainwashing.
He has turned into a monster that not even his own creator can tame.
007 Tama: He has already taken root deep within everyone's hearts.
Becoming his enemy means becoming the pariah of the whole town.
So the first order of business is restoring everyone's memories of you.
Gintoki: Can we even DO something like that?
Tama: Even if all of your actions up until now have been replaced by those of Kinoki,
they are only visually changed from those of a natural perm to a straight perm. The acts them selves have not been replaced with new ones.
Which means that the now seemingly perfect Kintoki
for some reason in that past has been some sort of irresponsible hoodlum always doing nothing but unscrupulous acts.
Gintoki: Hey, what's that supposed to mean?
Tama: If we exploit that miscalculation and the unease caused from it,
the gilding of Kintoki's rewritten memories may peel off.
In order to topple the supposed superpower that is Kintoki, everyone's strength is absolutely essential.
Let us go get our comrades back.
For certain, sleeping at the lowest depths of everyone's memories....
the man named Sakata Gintoki.
008
Tae: Oh, that is worrisome...
Do you have any guesses as to where Tama-san and Sadaharu-kun might have gone?
Kagura: Granny and the others went looking all over the city for them... but we haven't found anything.
What will I do? If Sadaharu and Tama do not return...
I....I...
Kintoki: Don't sweat it.
They're the types of souls that won't die even if they're killed.
Kagura: Kin-chan...
Kintoki: I'll find them for sure. It's a promise.
So don't make that pouty face.
I brought you here today so you can brighten everyone's day up! So lets party hardy, kay?
Girl: Oh my, Kin-san... are you saying you didn't come here to see me?
Kintoki: Oh right, I almost forgot...
(Sfx- Pan clap)
Kintoki: Hey, a free bottle for every table here.
Everyone, go on and get your drink on, cause I'll be picking up the check.
In return, could you keep an eye out for those guys for me?
Everyone: That's our Kin-san! He's a made man!!
Just leave it to us! If it's for Kin-san, we can do anything!!
Tae: Hehe...
It appears you needn't ever worry when Kin-san is on the case.
Kagura: Yeah!
009
(Sfx- Zawa zawa)
Dude: Um, just a moment, please!!
We don't permit animals in this establishment!
Tama: To me, you humans are all animals.
Besides if you were to take a better look at him...
(Sfx- Kash kash tp tp)
Tama: You will see that he too is a splendid member of Yorozuya Sepia, yes? Don't you agree, Gintoki-sama?
Sadaharu: Woof!
Shinpachi: Wh...What are you guys doing?!
Kagura: Sadaharu!! Tama!! You're okay?! But why are you dressed that way?
010
Tama: We are not Tama nor Sadaharu.
We are Tamagura and Sadahachi of Yorozuya Sepia, yes?
Sadaharu: Woof!
Shinpachi: What's with that 'yes?' I have no idea what you are saying!!
(TL Note- In that sentence, tama ended her sentence with "desu aru yo". She's imitating Kagura's "aru" copula but also adding her own so it sounds weird.)
(Sfx- Zun zun tmp tmp)
Kagura: It was you! You dyed Tama and Sadaharu sepia colored, didn't you!?
Gintoki: Um excuse me, Otae-san. I heard you had a job for a Yorozuya...
(Sfx- Zuiii sfft)
Tae: Eh? Well the snack shop's karaoke machine needed fixing..
But I asked Kin-san and the others to...
Instead of these lunkheads, Why don't you request that job to us?
I promise you that we'll do a better job than them.
Kagura: Why you! Not only are you imitating other people, you are trying to snatch our job, too?!
Guy: Uh, here it is...
Shinpachi: H-Hey! Wait a second!!
Tama: Gintoki-sama, do you understand?
No matter what it takes, you have to distinguish yourself from him. If your deeds stand out enough, perhaps memories of you in how you stand out will begin to stir.
Gintoki: Got it. Leave it to me Matagura.
(TL Note- Matagura means crotch.)
Tama: It's Tamagura.
Gintoki: Ah it's this thing right? This is the newest model, right... it has all of Traburyu's songs on it inlcuding Dooro right?
(TN- Torabryuu (sometimes stylized THE THE TRA★BRYU) is a Japanese rock band. They have a series of popular songs called "road" (roodo) which is dooro with the kana reversed. This has 13 "chapters" to it.)
Guy: Uh... well not just Dooro, it has about 30 thousand songs on it..
Gintoki: Okay, I pretty much got it. Well, doing it here would be all, ya know. So just move it over here for me, wouldya?
011
Gintoki: Awwright...
I'm SOOO SORRY! IT'S JUST THESE 30 THOUSAND CHAPTERS OF DOORO IN IT ARE SOOO HEAVY MY HAND SLIPPED!!
(Sfx- Dokaaah THUD)
Tama: Gintoki-samaaaaa!!
You're letting your anger cloud your judgment!! You have to be patient!!
(Sfx- don don don)
Gintoki: Here's Dooro Chapter One!
And Dooro Chapter Two!!
Eat my bitterness Dooro threeeee!!!
???: Why has it turned into a Dooro mansion in Banshuu?! Stoppit!! Kin-san is down already!!
Shinpachi: For not just the first, but second time, what the hell are you thinking?!
Gintoki: Ah? Oh dammit...
(Sfx- Busuuh whbble)
Shinpachi: You've only made the Karaoke machine even more broken, haven't you?!!
Tama: D---don't worry..
(Sfx- Gokiiah crack)
Tama: This is just a preparation for me to dive into its mechanics.
{That's right...}
{She can converse with broken machinery and fix it that way, can't she?!}
(Sfx- Kyiiiin shfft)
(Can- Can Oil)
012
Tama: Want a drink? What's the matter... you seem somewhat blue.
Gintoki: There it is!! The machines chatting during a lunch break!!
Tama: Still seducing department manager Denshijar?
(TL Note- Denshi (electric) Jar is another name for a rice cooker.)
I've already told you not to get involved with that man... He's got a wife and he doesn't intend on leaving her.
He's seen every night with the receptionist Telko, making reservations while fluffily and dryly chuckling.
In that pre-heated state, he's the kind of man who will have fluffy dry chuckles with anyone.
If you let yourself get manipulated by a man like him, before you know it you'll be passed marriageable age, and be no more than a cold meal.
I know. Tonight Daison and the others are going to a mixer with the foreign investors... maybe you should go...
{Go for it Tama!!! Show them the power of the true Yorozu...}
???: Wait.
(Sfx- zaaah sfft)
Kintoki: Department Manager Denshijar wants to have a word with you.
{No way....not him...}
{He can, tooooo?!!}
Kintoki: Manager Denshijar...
has had his power cut for a long time now.
(Sfx- Bagaah sffut)
Kintoki: When he returned from his business trip his wife had...
(Sfx- Boto boto bloorp)
Kintoki: Chosen Healsio to boil and fry with, as you can see.
013
Kintoki: So in his loneliness, he sought company with you and Telko... But you should know better than anyone that the department manager won't cook anyone anymore.
Tama: I-I had no idea that you and the department manager had such a platonic......
Kintoki: When he went to play with you at that karaoke box...
Even though he had lost his electric power, he said that just a little... he was able to get warm.
(TN- A Karaoke Box is a type of karaoke establishment with some individual rooms and a bar.)
Tama: I-It's a lie! Don't be fooled... That department manager would never...
Kintoki: Won't you play that song from back then just one more time?
(Sfx- Chara chara charaaah)
Tama: Karako, noooooo!!
Tae: And we'll do it with a sparkling ultra soul!!
Everyone: Yeaaaaah!!
Tae: I knew I could count on you, Kin-san!!
Kagura: I want to sing! I will sing next!
(Sfx- Uki)
Monkey: Ukii!
Ukii!
Kyuubee: As you can see...
I scolded him for some mischief, and now he won't come back down.
I wasn't sure what to do, and decided to call you....
014
Gintoki: OK OK, I got it, I got it! It's the planet of the apes genesis pattern, huh?
Don't worry, just leave it to us!!
(Sfx- Pan pan clap clap)
Shinpachi: Heeeey!! Knock it off dammit! How long are you intending to get in our way?
{Damn you bastards!! This time...}
{This time we'll do a damn fine job, and recover my name!}
Monkey: Uki?
Sadaharu: Woof. (What's up? You seem sorta blue.)
Gintoki: Sadaharu's theeeeeere!!
No-No way, does he have the ability to talk with fellow animals?!!
Sadaharu: Woof (Are you still seducing the planet of the apes?)
Woof (I've already told you, Sawa doesn't appear in that movie. That was just a commercial.)
(TN- Sawa Homare is a famous Japanese female soccer player. I think they're trying to say she looks like a monkey.)
Gintoki: I have no idea what he's saying, but I've got a feeling it's something incredible!!
Monkey: Ukiii
Gintoki: I knew this was no good! Dogs and monkeys can never get along, like dogs and monkeys!!
(TN- In Japanese there's a phrase that dogs and monkeys don't get along, like cats and dogs. They use that phrase here.)
Kintoki: That's enough.
(Sfx- Viin veeen Kasha kasha click click )
Kintoki: I have no idea what you two are talking about, but let me just say this.
I can empathize.
(TN- I think that's supposed to be Sawa.)
015
Kagura: It is as expected of Gin-chan! He was able to find common ground with a monkey in a flash, yes?
Gintoki: Waaaaaaaaaait!! That's not Kin-san at all! He's not even the Yorozuya leader, any more!! That's a different leader completely!!
Kyuubee: You're incredible. Bichigusomaru has never befriended anyone but me before.
Gintoki: Hey! Don't go saying needless crap Kyuubee!! You haven't gotten to the goal yet!!
Kintoki: Now everyone....
Do it with a sparkling ultra soul!!
Everyone: Yaay!
Gintoki: Why the hell is sealing these things with with ultra soul becoming some sorta ritual? Speaking of which, why the hell are you joining in with them?!
Someone: Stop!! Don't jump!!
Girl: If you guys come any closer, I will!!
Tsukuyo: It looks like a customer she was really invested in got taken from her by an escort.
Geez, I really don't get the emotional subtleties between men and women.
(Sfx- koto tunk)
Gintoki: You look a little blue... If you feel like being alone, why not go do it over there?
Shinpachi: There's someone even more blue than heeeeer!!
016
(Sfx- Koto thunk)
Kintoki: Calm down...
Before you kick the bucket, how about we drink some tea together?
Shinpachi: Kin-san is there too!!
{Gintoki-sama!!}
{This is a direct confrontation!! You can't lose to him here!!}
Girl: I said stay back! Leave me a lone!!
Kintoki: If you wanted to be left alone you wouldn't choose such a flashy way to end it all.
Gintoki: I just wanted to look up at the sky one last time... a sky that reflects my heart...
Shinpachi: He's not planning to convince anyone!! He looks like he's going to jump off first!!
Kintoki: How about we talk...
We don't know each other, so there are definitely some things we can talk about, right?
Gintoki: Even if I talk to you, I don't think I....
Shinpachi: NO ONE'S TALKING TO YOU!!
Tsukuyo: If ya wanna talk, I'm listenin'. Go right head.
Shinpachi: NOT YOU EITHER!!
Girl: Um... I know I'm not in a position to talk but...
It might be a pleasant memory to take with me to the afterlife.... so go ahead, let's talk.
Shinpachi: YOU TOOO?!
017
People: That's right buddy! Talk it out!
Cheer up, bro!
Don't give up!!
Shinpachi: Waaaait a second!! With the way this is going, who are you people trying to save now?!
Gintoki: Shutuuup! I don't need your pity!!
Dammit, you're making wanna cry!
In the end... to have all of you guys...
Despite not even knowing me, still offering your kindness...
I'm glad.
People: Wait buddy!!!
{-----They're wrong...}
{That kind of person has their hands full thinking of themselves...}
{and has no room for thinking about others.}
{But when shown a stranger that reminds them that there are those more unfortunate than themselves, it creates room in their hearts.}
{And stops them in their tracks...}
{But that is...}
{a fake out.}
{With the ability to read the subtle emotions in humans that machines cannot understand...}
{is how silver outshines gold!!}
018
Gintoki: MY BAD!! IT'S JUST MY SOUL IS SO HEAVY THAT MY BODY SLIPPED!!
(Sfx- Zuooooooh fwoooosssh)
???: S-Stop iiiit!!
(Sfx- Supppoh fwwwfp)
Sacchan: What are you doing to Kin-saaan?!
(Sfx- Bahhh fwaaap)
{It... It...}
{it was yoooooou?!}
Sacchan: Gofuahhhh!!
(Sfx- Dogessshi thouk)
Sacchan: Kyaaaah!! All I wanted was for Kin-san to pay me a little attention...
Why?! Whhhhyyy!!
(Sfx- Oooooooh)
Gintoki: Sacc...
Kintoki: Hmph...
Gintoki...
This is the end...
of...
You.
019
Tama: Gi..
Gintoki-samaaaa!!!
(Sfx- Dodooon thooom)
(Sfx- Gogogogogo rmmmmble)
Shinpachi(?): Why are you being so reckless...?!
(Handwritten- Move!)
Gintoki: ............Ain't being reckless..
Because I knew if you guys were around...
that you'd definitely... have my back.
KINTAMA LESSON 3...........END.
(Side text- The Yorozuya is back?!)
https://mangahelpers.com/t/bomberdrufi/releases/31837[English] [Translation] Kintama 2 by Bomber D Rufi2011-10-13T03:28:28+00:00Bomber D Rufiadmin@mangahelpers.com
Well, that twist was unexpected.
I wonder what a perfect BDR would be like? ....why do I shudder at the thought?
Hi wa mata noboru only.
(Side text- The story up until now.)
(The stage is Edo. With the arrival from space of the 'Amanto” and the prohibition of swords 20 years earlier, the once flourishing Samurai are now in decline. In this age clinging to the spirit of the samurai he believes in is one slightly odd man. His name is Sakata Kintoki, and with his straight golden hair and even straighter soul, he is the protagonist of this story. Kintoki saved Shinpachi's older sister from debts, and he soon joined them. Soon after that, the two met Kagura who also joined the Yorozuya. On a certain day, a strange man appeared before the Yorozuya with a silver perm....his name is Sakata Gintoki, and he has appeared in Kintoki's path several times.....what could he want?)
(Side text- Character intros)
{Sakata Kintoki// He's the protagonist of this story. He is a last samurai with a straight perm and an even straighter samurai soul.}
{Shimura Shinpachi// Works under Kintoki in order to learn about the Samurai spirit. He has complete trust in Kintoki.}
{Kagura// A young girl born of the powerful combatant race known as Yato. Can be ferocious at times, but is obedient to Kintoki.}
LESSON 373
{Sakata Ginoki// The mystery man who has appeared before Kintoki several times. He harbors hostility towards Kintoki but...}
KINTAMA
002
Gintoki: Pops...
There's some shit I want to forget, so give me another shot.
(Top text- Where art thou, protagonist?!)
Pops: Mister,
I think you've had too many.
KINTAMA Lesson 2: Nobody with a straight perm is a bad guy; 2. SORACHI HIDEAKI.
Pops: I think you should call it a night, hear?
Gintoki: Don't worry, I've got cash...
Besides it doesn't mean jack shit anyway...you'll probably forget about me soon anyway. Pops: What are you saying, mister?
(Sfx- Pasaaah thmpph)
003
???: Pops, hot sake for me...
And my buddy here.
Pops: Sure thing boss.
Kintoki: Men...
Drink when the times are against them....
Right, bro?
Did something happen?
Gintoki: …..
Nothing much.
I've just got, oh nothing left.
Not a damn thing...
???: Lost it all on a horse?
Gintoki: Something like that.
I made a huge bet on life itself....
And in one night, it cleaned house.
???: The goal was at hand, then a nasty golden horse came from behind...
And snatched everything from you, huh?
004
(Sfx- Gatatatahh tadsssh)
Gintoki: Y---
YOOOOOOOOOU!!!!
Kintoki: Simmer brother, simmer. I had some free time, and felt bad that we got off on the wrong foot, so I came to try to make up with you by trading glasses.
So why not sit down and have a drink?
Gintoki: Don't screw with me! Why the hell should I....
(Sfx- Kakooooon THOOOM)
Kintoki: Did you not hear me say 'sit down and have a drink'?
(Sfx- Meki meki grnnd grnnd)
{Y...}
{Yo--- You bastard...}
005
(Sfx- wahhh)
(Sfx- gyahhh)
Gintoki: B---Bastard...
What do you want?!
(Sfx- Doh thok)
Gintoki: What the hell did you do to Shinpachi and Kagura?!
Kintoki: I didn't do anything.
You did read the tanks didn't you?
Everything is right there as it should be.
(Sfx- Toh tmp)
Gintoki: Don't screw with me dammit!
So you're saying everything I've done....
Kintoki: There isn't a person anywhere that can say you've done anything.
The only one who's still spouting that nonsense is you.
There isn't a person around that remembers anything about you.
I have a feeling I know what you're thinking.
Everyone's gone insane, the world has gone insane. Everyone's treating me like a phantom, when it's that guy....
But I think you've gotten things a little mixed up.
The one who's going insane is you, and you alone.
Everything that you've done up until now was nothing but an illusion.
006
Kintoki: Everything that you THOUGHT you did up until now is in fact all of my doing.
Those 40 volumes that you thought you worked through are all delusions.
Gintoki: That's bullshit and you....
Kintoki: Yet again with the yelling. But the cold hard truth is that you're alone.
Don't you get it? To the rest of us...
You're the weirdo,
Blabbering on and on about nonsense that no one understands.
It's obvious...
You can see it for yourself how this world has been able to keep right on turning without you.
Maybe in your little delusion, you fooled yourself into believing you were needed...
But honestly, things were fine without you.
Maybe just a little...
You can see the truth.
{No one...}
{Looks to you for anything.}
{No one...}
{Needs you.}
007
{As long as I exist in here in 'reality'...}
{Reality has no need for you, Gintoki.}
(Sfx- Don bmp)
Dude: Hey! Where the hell are you walkin', loser?!
Hey! Hold up!
I'm tellin' ya to wait!!
(Sfx- Fura fura wibble wibble)
{Yeah...}
{He's totally right...}
(Sfx- Gahh grab)
(Sfx- Dogoooh thhok)
???: You damn drunk!!
(Sfx- Bakiih doook)
(Sfx- Paaan shok*)
???: Who the hell do you think you are walkin' around town like that?!
(Sfx- Gohoh *cough)
{The one who's just getting in the world's way...}
{Is me.}
008
{The one who isn't suited for jump...}
(Sfx- Dosu dosu thok thok)
Lady: I am this town's queen, and you belong to me!!
{Is me...}
{If that guy is the S...}
{Then the only role that suits me is to be an M.} Guy: Um, sir...it's about time...
Sir?
Dude 2: Whoa...look at 'im!!
Lady: E—eeek!!
M---Manager!!
{Just burn me up...}
{Just let me burn....}
{I won't become gold or silver....}
{But pure white....}
{Like ash....}
KINTAMA LESSON 2.............END.
(Side text- Gintoki suddenly appears!! And he suddenly exits!! Next time will Doutoki appear?!)
(TN- Doutoki would be Coppertoki.,,,,or Bronzetoki?)
009
Dude: Hey! Did you think if you forcefully ended the chapter you wouldn't have to pay?!
Gintoki: Who said anything about it being over?! I'm still ready to go!!
(Sfx- Kun kun kun snff snff snff)
(Sfx- Kun kun Snff snff)
Gintoki: Shut yer yap, stray dog.
The only minor role I'm suited for is playing gutter trash.
(Sfx- Kun sniff)
(Sfx- Basaaah sffft)
Gintoki: I said get lost, dammit!! Don't you under----
Sadaharu: Woof.
010 Gintoki: Sada...
Haru?
(Sfx- Surii Sfft)
Gintoki: Sadaharu...
Dude, do you...remember me...?
Sadaharu: Woof~
(Sfx- Gabuuu glomp)
???: I found you....
(Sfx- Zahhh dssft)
(Sfx- Muga mogoh chew chomp)
(Sfx- Bata bata tmp tmp)
???: There's still someone in this world....
That hasn't yet drowned in that golden color...
Just one person...
one dog,
(Sfx- Zupooh plook)
011
Tama: And one machine.
I've been looking for you,
Gintoki-sama.
Gintoki: T—Tama...Sadaharu...
You guys..
Bu---But why...?
Tama: You needn't worry yourself Gintoki-sama....even if the rest of the world should forget you..
My data is ineradicable. Because while you're asleep I make sure to press my reset button and have my power turned off.
Sadaharu: Woof.
012
Tama: Gintoki-sama,
I feel the same as you.
Without a doubt, the shine of gold is out done by few others...
And by comparison your radiance is dull at best....
You're always snapping at others,
And picking fights...
You are a good for nothing, perverted sexual harassment permhead...
Who defaults on his rent, and procrastinates in having a regular income...
Even though your light isn't fortified,
It isn't false, or created by pretense.
When you get angry, you do so from the heart...
When you laugh, you do so from the heart.
As long as you're here...
That silver color will always be dazzling.
013
Tama: I won't forget that light, Gintoki-sama.
I won't let a light as false as that one lead me astray, either.
So you have to stand up one more time...
(Sfx- Zahh dfft)
Tama: And grip your sword.
If a golden light has changed this world,
Your duty is to change it back again! (Sfx- Zuchaah dffst)
Tama: We have to reclaim our world...
From that pretentious gold!
And bring back everyone's true smiles!!
Gintoki-sama...
(Sign- Leave it to Kin-san...Yorozuya Kin-chan.)
Tama: You can't let yourself lose to Sakata Kintoki!
Don't lose to golden hair! Don't lose to his straight perm!
Don't back down to that golden color!
Remember it...
014
{Remember...}
{The color of your soul.}
Gintoki: I didn't forget it....
I couldn't if I tried.
(Sfx- Gashathh shfft)
Gintoki: Because all of you bastards,
have a color mixed in with mine.
015
Gintoki: It's a dirtyass...
SILVER!!
(Sfx- Dogoooonnn thooom)
(Sfx- Gogogogo rmmmmble)
(Sfx- Zaaan dfft)
Gintoki: This isn't over by a longshot. (Sfx- Bichaah bloorsh)
(Sfx- Teshii dssh)
Gintoki: This is where it all begins.
016
GINTAMA LESSON 373: Guys with straight perms are all jerks.
017
Gintoki: Let's kick the shit out of this golden colored world...
And take back our silver.
IT'S ON!!
(Sfx- Pinpon ding dong)
Gintoki: Excuse mee~
Is Kintoki-kun home?
Kintoki: Ah! Sorry, I'm sorta in the bathtub...can you hang out there for a minute?
Gintoki: Oh, sorry about that! We're good, we're good!
Awwright, well I'll just leave this official letter of challenge here, and you can come and get your ass whupped another time, okay?
(Sfx- Gaan thunk)
018
Tama: What are you doing? We didn't come here to play around.
Gintoki: Yanno, it just doesn't feel right to bust into my own house..
I just can't sum up the gumption to kick someone else's ass in my house.
Tama: Please come over here.
(Sfx- Guii grnnd)
(Handwritten- Owww!)
Tama: Do you think you can beat your 'little brother' without some sort of plan? I'll be frank, Gintoki-sama...you probability of victory is zero.
Gintoki: WHAT THE HELL?! YOU WERE PRETTY GUNG HO ABOUT THIS EARLIER THOUGH!
(Sfx- fuaaah yaawn)
(Sfx- Bishii ddsh)
Tama: How do you intend on winning against a person who has a golden straight perm and personality to match, is a great earner and managed to cause you to spiral into a complex, Gintoki-sama?
Gintoki: What's with you?
Did you come to kick my ass when I'm down? Or did you come to pull something out my rectum or something? Which is it?
(Handwritten- Can I cry?)
(Sfx- Basaah sfft)
Tama: I'm only here to hit a rectum if it's needed.
Gintoki-sama, you should read this instruction manual. The first thing to do before attacking an enemy is to learn more about him.
Gintoki: Instruction manual?
C'mon now...
There's no way I'd get any information on him from an instruction manual.
He's not a toy model or anything.
(Paper- Instruction manual).
(Sfx- Gararaa claaater)
Kintoki: Sorry about that...
Didn't mean to keep you waiting.
019
(Sfx- Shaaah saahhh Shhhhsh)
Kintoki: I was washing my head.
Gintoki: ….Sorry.... My bad?
Tama: That's right.
Sakata Kintoki was created on orders from Kagura-sama and Shinpachi-sama.
He's supposed to be an stand in agent for the Yorozuya leader.
(Sfx- Puru puru whibble whibble)
Tama: The difference between you being that he has none of your weaknesses...making him a perfect Sakata Gintoki.
The perfect golden hyper alloy, Sakata Gintoki v.2.0....
In summary, Kin-san.
(Paper- Kinpla collection, Perfect Gintoki)
KINTAMA LESSON 2.........END.
(Side text- At long last, his true form is revealed! But what will happen to Gintama now?!)https://mangahelpers.com/t/bomberdrufi/releases/31758[English] [Translation] Kintama 1 by Bomber D Rufi2011-10-08T04:08:31+00:00Bomber D Rufiadmin@mangahelpers.com-_- >_< O_o >_< O_O >_< O_O!!!!
Hi wa mata noboru only.
(Side text- ☆The TV anime airs every Monday at 6pm on TV Tokyo!!)
GINTAMA
(Sfx- gararara clattter)
(Side text- The protagonist appears?)
Gintoki: Hey, 'm back guys~.
Heeey~ Gin-san said he's back home, dammit.
Can't you jacakasses at least come and greet me, huuuuh?
Lesson 372.
Gintoki: ............
Unfriendly bunch, ain't they?
Guess they're sulking because they haven't gotten any screen time for a while.
(Handwritten- They were waiting on the bench for about the length of one volume.)
(Sfx- Hikku hick)
Gintoki: Man, that's what I get for not givin' the kids attention for a minute.
Hey~ Shin-chan, Kagura-chan, mornin'! How you guys feelin'~
Thank's so so much for house sitting for such a long time!
(Sfx- Gararara clattter)
Gintoki: See, I even got a lil' present to cheer you up! Who wants Shinsengumi manju...?
002
Shinpachi: Geez, what have you been up to?
You're late!
Kagura: We should hurry and get ready.
A customer has arrived, yes?
Gintoki: Yeah. My bad, my bad.
(Handwritten- The hell...? They're actually not mad?)
Shinpachi: Hurry up,
Kagura: Kin-chan, Shinpachi: Kin-san. [These two are in the same bubble with different fonts]
Gintoki: Kin-sa...
???: Yeah. My bad, my bad..
(Sfx- Warariii shfft)
???: I drank a wee bit too much yesterday.
My head's throbbing.
(Sfx- Zazarahh sddsh)
???: Sorry for keeping you waiting, sir.
And for showing you such a sorry sight.
003
???: I am the boss of the Yorozuya...
Sakata Kintoki.
Please have a seat,
customer.
004
KINTAMA. SORACHI HIDEAKI. Lesson 1: Nobody with a Straight Perm is a Bad Guy
(Side text- ☆Something's a bit off from the usual...?)
005
Gintoki: Sorry...
Looks like I made a mistake.
(Sfx- Gararara claaater Picha)
(Sfx- Bishaah dsh.)
Gintoki: Well damn. I got so trashed that I charged into the next door manga and started breakfast.
Man, that freaked the shit outta me.
I didn't know Jump had started a new series like this.
Though I could really smell the stench of cancellation in the air, I wonder if it'll be okay?
Man, nobody's had the stink of death hanging around them right in their first chapter since
back when we here at Gintama first got our start. Those buzzard editors were already circling around even before the first chapter hit, 'You're still young, so you'll have another chance' they said.
Maybe I should've given them some advice. Like "make some special techniques" and stuff.
Even the title 'Kintama' was like too friggn' vulgar.
Somethin' more stylish like 'Kin no Exorcist' would have been better.
See, they've gotta have a little brother with an extremely forgettable face covered in moles, or selling a million copies is the fevered dream of a madman.
And that heroine...If she's going to be a brat, might as well make her small enough to be mascot sized.
(Handwritten- Sadasadaharuharu)
Gintoki: If she were to dance a crazy dance with the dog, they'd be set.
But the biggest certified failure it that protagonist....What's that smooth form of his supposed to be?
That straight perm won't leave an impression on anybody! If he really wants to be a jump protagonist, he needs a natural perm! Natural perm's where it's at!
006
Logo: Kintama
Gintoki: In any case, I could swear that I've seen those guys somewhere before.... despite this being a new serialization.
Eh, whatever.
(Top text- KINTAMA.)
Gintoki: Time for me to go home.
Sign: Yorozuya Kin-chan Snack Otose
{...Where is home?}
{...............................Hold on a second....this isn't the booze talking at all.}
{The sign up there is definitely different...... but there's no mistaking it....THAT'S MY HOUSE!}
{This ain't Ao no Exorcist or even Aka no Exorcist, dammit! It's just Moron an Retard no Shittycist!}
{And those two, without a doubt, were Shinpachi and Kagura!!}
{And sure the 'Gin' in the title has changed to 'Kin'...}
(Written- KINTAMA.)
{They upped the level of the title, but content-wise they've gown lower than low...}
007
{This dim-witted writing style, there's no mistaking it. This is...}
{the work of the author-gorilla of Gintama!!}
{Then....}
{Then...?!}
{This guy...}
{This smooth gold-haired straight perm guy...}
{Who the hell...}
{Is Sakata Kintoki?!}
{Just for a little while...}
{Eve though I only left the house for a tiny little while...}
{Why!?}
{What is this?!}
(Sfx- Gararara clatter)
{Why?!}
Shinpachi: That guy here earlier....I wonder who he was?
Kagura: He had an atmosphere about him somewhat like Kin-chan, yes?
{Over there...}
008 {Sitting upon the throne of protagonistdom...}
Kintoki: You think?
I'd never let my hair end up all frizzy like that though.
{Gin's tama has become...}
Shinpachi: Yeah, you're right.
After all, your hair and your personality have been naturally straight ever since you were born, Kin-san.
{Kin's tama?!}
TN- One of the kanjis in "throne" (玉座) is pronounced like the "tama" he is saying, which here means... a whole bunch of stuff like "ball" and "king".
Shinpachi: So....
You you really didn't come here to make a request, then?
Or is it because you came right back, because... it's a request that's really hard to talk about?
Kagura: Don't worry, just go ahead and say it. We are the Yorozuya. If there's someone who needs help, we'll always help.
009
Gintoki: ......Oh~ Is that so~?
Well then, I'll spill my guts to you~
See... what had happened was... I left home for a while, and when I got back...
My house and everyone in it had gone crazy.
Or rather, the whole manga went crazy.
And now, I lost my place being the protagonist.
Shinpachi: Hmm. I see.
Kagura: It is like a man going on a business trip, and finding his wife with another man upon his return, yes?
Gintoki: Yeah, it's like that. Some weird guy that I don't know is wearing my bath robe and raiding my fridge, and scarfed down all of my pudding.
Kagura: That must be irritating, yes?
Gintoki: Yes, it is. Makes me want to beat him to death~
And while we're at it, why don't you forget about work once in a while and take a dip at an onsen?
Otose: I'll pray for your safe retuuuuurn~
(Sfx- Kan kan)
{He's got gold in that way, too!! Just what you'd expect from friggin' Kin-saaan!!}
012
{It's so briiiiiiiiight!!}
{He's like a friggin' supernova!!}
{Has my dull silver light been swallowed up by this golden radiance?!!}
{Is that why everyone's forgot about Gin-san and become infatuated with Kin-san?!}
{Are you...}
{Freaking serious!?}
{I've done my damned hardest over these forty volumes!!}
{If you line all of them up, Tamo-san could sleep on them, with space to spare!!}
{I have no friggin idea where he came from, but he hasn't even put a hot pepper's worth of effort in!!}
(Sfx- Patan clp)
{Tamo-san's sunglasses couldn't even rest on this! This is still just "Hirunan Desu"!!}
(TN- Hirunan Desu is a different Japanese TV Show.)
{Yet he's still so popular!}
Guy: Hey Kin-san!
Girls: Kyahh! It's Kin-san!
{He has such a presence...}
{In the few weeks...... In such a miniscule period while I wasn't here... he's eaten up my role!!}
{Has this town... No, this manga been repainted from silver to gold?!!}
013
{There... isn't a single person in the city that remembers me!!}
Kintoki: All right, brother... time to get down to business.
You want us to punish your wife? Or ya want us to set some boundaries with the guy she's cheating with? Which is it?
Ginoki: .............It's neither.
Kintoki: Eh? Then whatcha want?
{It won't be gold or silver...}
Gintoki: More importantly, I need someone to help me carry these 40 volumes...}
{I'm going to dye this town in bright red!!!}
Gintoki: Ah! My bad dude!! It's just that there are 40 whole volumes so my hands slipped!!
(Sfx- Dogooooh thuuud)
{I hope you bang your head on the corner of these 40 volumes and you diiiiie!!}
Kagura: Kin-chaaaaaaaan!!
Shinpachi: Hey! What are you doing!?
{If I let this guy live, I dunno what crazy shit's gonna happen!!}
Gintoki: How about 170 volumes of Kochi-kame?!
Shinpachi: Stop it, please!!
Ginoki: Or 60 volumes of One Piece?!
(Sfx- Goh goh thod thod)
{No matter what it takes, I have to protect my throne as protagonist... no, the whole manga!!}
014
Shinpachi: What part of 'knock it off' didn't you understand?!
(Sfx- Goh thok)
Gintoki: Buhohhh!
(Sfx- Gahaaaan craaaaash)
Shinpachi: What're you doing to our Kin-san?!
(Sfx- Para para clatter)
Shinpachi: You're the worst!
And even though we've never seen or met you before, Kin-san was going out of his way to give you a hand in your time of need!!
Gintoki: W-Wait a sec, Pattsuan!!
You haven't not seen or met me before!!
You... You couldn't have seriously forgotten me...?
Shinpachi: Who the freak is Pattsuan?! Don't act all friendly with me!
Who the hell are you, anyway?!
Gintoki: Th...This isn't true, right, Kagura?
You're just pretending, right?
I blew you guys off a bit and you got mad, so now you're blowing me off?
Come on, you're just putting me on again...
Kagura: Go away!!
015
Kagura: Do not come near this town again.
If you ever appear before Kin-chan again... I will not forgive you.
Gintoki: W...
Wait, Shinpachi, Kagura!!
Just who is this Kin-san, Kin-chan guy?!
The three of US are the Yorozuya!! Right!?
Are you saying that....... these 40 volumes we've spent together
don't mean anything to you?!
Shinpachi: What are you talking about?!
(Sfx- Hyuuuu spnnnnn)
(Sfx- Para para flap flap)
Shinpachi: The one we've been with for forty volumes with is...
016
{-------!?}
{A samurai?!}
Kintoki: Shut up with all your yammering...
It's damn annoying. What is it, mating season around here? Bastards..
Shinpachi: Kin-san.
017
{THE WHOLE SERIES...}
{HAS BEEN ALTERED TO HAVE A STRAIGHT PEEEEEEERM!!!}
(Sfx- GAAHHHH FWOOOOM)
{No---no way...}
(Sfx- Pufu pufu pufu fwooof fwoof foff)
{Thi---thi---this is...}
{Wh-Who--who did this...!?}
{Who would go about revising the series more than Yabuki-sensei does with To LOVE-RU......?!}
{This volume, too!!!}
Tae: Is that man okay?
Look at that outrageous natural perm... maybe we should try to help him?
(Sfx- Hiso hiso whisper whisper)
Kyuubee: No, better not. It might be a new type of nat-perm-nat-perm scam...
You know what they say, let a sleeping natural perm curl.
(TN- This is based on a Japanese phrase, usually translated to "Let the sleeping dog lie." Literally, the phrase means "An untouched god casts no curses.")
018
Tae: Is it really a good idea to leave him alone like that...? Oh! I know, let's go ask Kin-san.
I'm sure Kin-san and the others will know what to do!!
Tae: Sounds like a plan. I don't know how many times Kintoki has come through for us. If it's him, he'll come up with something for sure.
{This volume, too.}
(Sfx- Nuuh swfft)
Sacchan: Gue~ss who~!
Gintoki: You... Could it be...
You remember...?
Sacchan: Who are yoooooou?!
(Sfx- Gotsh THOK)
Sacchan: How strange...
I thought that I saw Kin-san for sure...
{And... Th-This one..)
(Sfx- Garagara thunk)
Tsukuyo: How 'bout this, Hinowa? This's the city where Kintoki and the others, Kabuki-Chou.
Hinowa: Really now?! It's just like Yoshiwara.
Seita: Isn't it? There's curled hair falling all over the place!!
019
{This too...?}
Katsura: We must make haste, Elizabethhh!!
The techniques we've polished these last few months,
(Sfx- Zutakata dfft ddft)
Katsura: we've got to see what Kin-chan thinks of them!!
Placard: Aim for the Kasou Taishou!
(TN- The Kasou Taishou is a semi-annual Japanese TV show where people perform skits.)
(Sfx- Gesjhiii grnnd)
Gin: {..........}
(Handwritten- More like... what took him so long?)
{This isn't a cute simple matter of them just forgetting about me...}
{My existence.... from this city...}
{from these 40 volumes, have been completely erased!}
{All that Sakata Gintoki has ever done....}
{The proof... that I was alive...}
{Has been stolen by someone looking just like me...}
{Sakata Kintoki!!}
KINTAMA LESSON 1..............END.
(Side text- From this week on, the new serial, 'Kintama' begins?!)