Mangahelpers Translationshttps://mangahelpers.com/translators/rss2012-03-08T06:30:15+00:00/favicon.icoMangaHelpers Adminsadmin@mangahelpers.comhttps://mangahelpers.com/t/cookie-on-fire/releases/33724[English] [Translation] Radio Heads 2 by cookie_on_fire2012-03-08T06:30:15+00:00cookie_on_fireadmin@mangahelpers.comReserved for Lazy Ass Scans. Do not use without my permission.
Page 1 Nothing
Page 2 Togawa: Hey, stop that-!!! Togawa: What the hell are you doing, Kido!? Togawa: I told it's not THAT kind of robot!! Kido: But aren't you using this to masturbate anyway? Togawa: What!? Guy: And he won't even let us touch it... Guy: But I guess... Togawa: This is the result of my love! Togawa: Unfn fai...(And I...) Guy: The president likes it as well---
Page 3 Chapter 3: Positivism and Shame
Page 4 Guy: Compared with what he said that time, though... Guy: Well~ After all, I guess that's a virgin for you... Kido: To be honest, the rubbing felt average <3
Page 5 Togawa: Hey Kido, Right now it's time to do work for Robot Con... Kido: I have confidence that I can make it... Kido: The stuff that you can't... Kido: Tits that are better than the real thing... Kido: The ultimate tits!! Text: *Kiwagawa #2 has been carefully camouflaged! Togowa: What the, Kido!? Togowa: I told you I'm not interested in that kind of stuff!! And if you have time to loaf around... Girl: Th-that's right. For a girl to say "tits" is a bit... Kido: Geez~ You're such a sore loser...
Page 6 Kido: Even though you actually like it <3 Togawa: That reminds me, I do like studying elasticity... Guy: Young's modulus is pretty nice. TN: Young's modulus is a measure of elasticity. Shishio: Geez---everyone, let's start club activities already!! Togawa: Nah, Shishio-san, I was kidding! In reality, I'm not that--- Shishio: What are you saying, president!? Kido: Hey now, senpai <3 Kido: There's only one thing---
Page 7 Togawa: No, it's no good----!!! Togawa: There's no way we'll be doing any peeping---!!! Tagami: Why not? Togawa: What's wrong with you, you perverted bastard!?
Page 8 Tagami: But without any data, building real breasts... Togawa: Wha~~~t, that's dirty!! Togawa: Bastard, we're not talking about 2D that you like so much... Kido: That's the problem? Togawa: If they find out, it's straight to the police cell for us!! Togawa: Definitely not!! I won't allow any peeping!! Kido: Like I thought, he's jealous of my idea... Guy: I don't think that's it. Togawa: Anyway, no peeping at all!!
Page 9 Shishio: And well... They were getting all worked up about something like peeping--- Shishio: Let's do something about it, Kitagawa-sensei!!
Page 10 Kitagawa: Well... Kitagawa: I think it's fine. Shishio: Huh!? Wait--- What? Kitagawa: Well...I don't think it's a big deal. Kitagawa: It's not like they're causing trouble for anyone. Kitagawa: And---what about it, Shishio... Kitagawa: How will they go about peeping?
Page 11 Shishio: What are you saying, sensei!? Shishio: It's peeping! Peeping!! Shishio: And the students here are mostly male, so... Kitagawa: But they don't get many chances... Kitagawa: N...no, that's wrong, sensei!! Tagami: Calm down, pervert. Togawa: That coming from you!? Kitagawa: Ah~ Sorry, sorry! That's not what I meant...
Page 12 Kitagawa: They're going to make something weird again, right? Kitagawa: So it's going to be interesting, right? Shishio: But they're making too strong of impressions... Kitagawa: In a way, it would bring them prestige!! Kitagawa: But...it's not like I want to be peeked at... Kitagawa: Oh! That's right!!
Page 13 Kitagawa: For this kind of occasion--- Shishio: Wait, sensei---! SFX: *Tap tap tap* Shishio(thought): Geez~ Seriously... Shishio(thought): She really likes it too... Teacher: Therefore, the 5th-years will---
Page 14 Togawa: ! Togawa(thought): Geez, who is it!? SFX: *Press press* Togawa(thought): Sending me a text during class... Screen: 2011 9/1 Kitagawa-sensei Regarding Boob-Con ------------------------ Information regarding the 1st Ozu Technical School Boobs-peeping Contest (aka Boob-con).
During the season when breasts become ripe, how is everyone
Page 15 Everyone: A boob-peeping contest!!? Guy: A...also known as Boob-Con!!? Guy: T...to see sensei's boobs... Guy: The ones who make a machine that can best peep on her breasts will win!!? Guy: The only rule is to use a machine!! Kido: Oh... Guy: There are no rules as to how the peeping will be done... Shishio: ... Guy: And the one who created this event...
Page 16 Guy: Is none other than Kitagawa-sensei herself!!? Kitagawa: The right hand rule!! TN: The hand gesture that's like the right hand rule in physics. Guy: In order to have incentive for creation... Guy: We need something like this after all!! Guy: And the bad policies of JABEE is... TN: JABEE = Japan Accreditation Board for Engineering Education
Page 17 Togawa: Kitagawa-sensei... Togawa: Why... Togawa: why did you do something like that!? Togawa: We'll make enemies of most of the students!! Togawa: Even if you're the sensei--- Kitagawa: Well...
Page 18 It's because I thought that you would protect me.
Page 19 O... Of course!!! I just need to beat everyone... I will definitely protect you, sensei!!
Page 20 Box: And... Box: With all kinds of anticipation... Box: The signal gun for Boob-Con has been fired. Guy: The atmosphere has shaken... Guy: President...https://mangahelpers.com/t/cookie-on-fire/releases/33050[English] [Translation] Radio Heads 1 by cookie_on_fire2012-01-16T13:04:15+00:00cookie_on_fireadmin@mangahelpers.comReserved for Lazy Ass Scans. Do not use without my permission.
Page 1 Japan, a nation of technology. In order to retain that image in the world... And in order to give birth to new technology, There are youths who are obsessed with "making things".
Page 2+3 Chapter 1: Technology Pervert Big text: We make things. Try them out. Break them. The technology to shape our dreams. Longass text: "Technical colleges", the national schools that trains engineers. Young ones throw away everything at age 15 and choose a life of "creation". Employment rate, 100%. The driving forces behind Japan's technologies are gathered there.
Page 4 Someone: H-hey, stop it!! Someone: The hell, why not!? Someone: I...I'm tell you, you can't... Someone: Hey!! Stop getting in the way now...
Page 5 Girl: Don't hog it all for yourself! Let me... Guy: I told you that we're in the middle of testing... Guy: So they're fighting after all... Guy: Well, nothing we can do... Guy: The club president is so stubborn too.
Page 6 Guy: But thanks to that we know the vulnerabilities of the sensors... Robot: Cannot detect ball Robot: Cannot detect ball Guy: Until the Robot Con, with this... Guy: And doing something about the teamwork--- SFX: *Beep!!* Robot: Ball detected!!
Page 7 Robot: Will attempt to capture it Captain: Oi oi... Those are chopping boards no matter how you look. Text: It must be broken... Girl: What did you say, bastard!? Guy: Ah. Guy: Robot Club again?
Page 8 Kido: Trying to pick a fight!? Togawa: H...hey, stop it, Kido!! Box: That's right... Box: I'm the president of the Ozu Technical School Robot Club... Box: Togawa Sumiji, 20 years old.
Page 9 And this... Is Ozu Technical School Robot Club.
Page 10 With Robot Con, famous "technical colleges", aka industrial technical schools, Train engineers in a five-year education program, Consisting of 5th years who are over 20 like me... Little first-years who just got out of middle school... Ones who are above second year, and ones who are repeating. In technical colleges, there are many different kinds of people... Working in different fields and facilities---
Page 11 Togawa: That's enough, you assholes!!! Togawa: You fail as students here if you break the robot!! Kido: Shut up, dumbass!! Togawa: I won't allow your violence even if it's a robot!! Robot: ... Kido: It's definitely mocking the humans!! Togawa: No, you're the one in the wrong here, Kido!!
Page 12 Togawa: Just a first-year, and you try to even touch the robot!! Kido: Just? Togawa: It's a million years too early for you!! Guy: But engineering isn't about sitting in lectures... Guy: So it's better if we get hands-on... Togawa: Oi oi, Robota is not a toy for little kids!! Togawa: Because it uses the sophisticated wireless technologies in smartphones... Togawa: We sure are something! Kido: Keh!
Page 13 Kido: But he's actually being the kid you know? Kido: Being a huge pervert that likes middle-aged women and all <3 Togawa: Haha...Abe, you can't believe... Kido: Well, I guess that narrow-mindedness of his shows in his sexual preferences. Abe: Buuuuuu!! (What a sick mind!!) Kido: Take a look... Kido: A pervert who even makes something like this... SFX: *Grip* Togawa: H...hey, that's... SFX: *Twitch* Woman: Is everyone here---? SFX: *Twitch*
Page 14 Y...yes, everyone is here!! Everyone in the Robot Club is present---!! Kitagawa-sensei...
Page 15 Kido: W-w-w-what's going on today, to have you come early again...? Kitagawa: Hm--- About that... Kitagawa: I have decided on a schedule until the Robot Con--- Kido: Ooooh~~~~~~~~<3 Kitagawa: Well, it's still far ahead in the future, but... Kido: Wow~ So many blocks~ Kido: So...
Page 16 Kido: Somehow, Kido: We managed to keep it hidden this time as well... Kido: But I don't know whether I should call it a waste of talent... Togawa: ... Kido: Or just really bad taste... Kido: No matter how much you claim it is out of love,
Page 17 You're making a robot replica of sensei!?
Page 18 Guy: Oh! The motor movements are controlled with a compressor. Kido: I wonder if he masturbates with this thing? Togawa: Stop that---!! Togawa: Hey now, don't get the wrong idea!! Togawa: This is just all play, alright!? Togawa: I'm telling you, it's just playing!! Togawa: Ah!! Could it be jealousy!? Togawa: Kido, are you jealous of my skills!? Togawa: Geez, and this is why you're just a kid... Kido: What the hell did you just say?
Page 19 You're a pervert no matter what for making something like this!! Text: That's true... The club president is a huge pervert!!
Page 20 Guy: Well, I guess... Guy: With technical schools, or the so-called ivory towers... Guy: Being stuck in this kind of place for 5 years... Since 15 years of age might make someone funny in the head... Guy: But you're especially perverted!!
Page 21 Togawa: Na...nah...Tagami, you're also quite... Tagami: Hey now, gimme a break, Togawa!! Tagami: Call me "Erma Jasmine" during club activities. Togawa: Have you gone insane---!? Togawa: But what the hell are you people doing!? Togawa: None of you are doing any programming!! Togawa: To be called a pervert by those... Tagami: Hey!
Page 22 All: Don't you dare insult programming!! Tagami: The efforts to encode into a computer rather than your brain... Tagami: Can never be understood by the likes of people from Robot Club!! SFX: *Beep* Guy: And if you're planning to make a robot, at least figure out sensei's movement patterns, and then study neural networks of human CPG SFX: *Beep* Togawa: Uh...well I... Guy: No...
Page 23 Guy: Love for robots needs to be something organic... Guy: Things that can't be expressed by programs, Like warmth and weight...and also the feel of touch... Togawa: ... Hanada: I can't have you forget about us Chemistry Club!!! Hanada: But! I tell you, these swimming goggles are for protecting my eyes from chemicals... Text: Don't misunderstand! Togawa: What I really want to comment on is your school swimsuit!!
Page 24 Hanada: They say that the best defense is a good offense... Togawa: I'm telling you, your offense is too strong!! Hanada: How about it? If you use our silicon for the outer layer... Togawa: Hey! Don't touch me, you degenerate!! Hanada: Hey now, don't say that, and feel free to use... Kitagawa: And because of that--- Togawa: Th-that's why, don't lump me together with you perverts---
Page 25 So, What the hell am I making!!?
Page 26 Togawa(thought): And even with Tagami's auto voice creation program... Robot: Oi, Togawa! Robot: Oi, Togawa! Togawa(thought): Shit...I was just tempted by all of them... Togawa(thought): Just because they are a bit more skilled--- Robot: Oi, Togawa! *The devilish hand that demands for the feel of silicon!! Robot: Oi, Togawa! Kitagawa: Oi, Togawa...
Page 27 Kitagawa: It's just you today? Togawa: Th-th-th-that's right!! Togawa: A...actually... Kido: ... Togawa: I wanted to do some individual research today... Togawa: And I wanted to keep it a secret from those guys, so~~
Page 28 Kido: Bleh Togawa: But sensei, why are you here at this time... Kitagawa: Oh yeah~ Look at this! Kitagawa: The TV station wants to interview us! Togawa: Huh? Huh? By TV, you mean... Kitagawa: Well, it'll be introduction for the robot and the club members... Kido: ... Kitagawa: Since it'll be a video introducing the schools participating in Robot Con!! Togawa: B...but, there are other people suitable for doing it... Kitagawa: No no, that won't do! Kitagawa: The others are still novices... Kido(thought): Novice~~?
Page 29 And I think that the best... I think that you are the best.
Page 30 Togawa: N...no way I'm the best... KItagawa: No need to be so modest... Kido: Listen up, Abe... With my idea and your handicraft precision, we are just as... Togawa: ... Tagami: Threw it away you say?
Page 31 Tagami: You threw away sensei's robot you saaaaaaay!? Tagami: Wh...what are you... Tagami: All the effort we put into that thing... Togawa: Shut up, you degenerate!! Tagami: B...but I'm sure sensei would be happy with us doing so much... Togawa: As if that would happen!! Tagami: B...bastard, just what do you think a lady's heart is... Text: As Erma Jasmine... Togawa: As if someone like you have any right to say that!!
Page 32 Togawa: A...anyway, leave me alone!! Text: Got it!? Guy: President, it's starting---! Guy: What were you talking about? Togawa: N-no...it's nothing... Togawa: They were just asking what happened to the robot sensei... Togawa: But rather than talking about that! Togawa: What happened to our first-years?
Page 33 Togawa: Where did Kido and the others go? Someone: Well then... Someone: Start!!
Page 34 Togawa: Um~ There are 6 of us in Ozu Technical School Robot Club... Togawa: Which makes us much smaller in scale compared with other schools. Togawa: H-however... Under the guidance of our advisor, Kitagawa-sensei, Togawa: And with our solidarity, this year... Togawa: W-w-w-we will definitely make it to the finals--- Guy: So where are Kido-san and Abe-kun... Guy: They should be somewhere on campus...
Page 35 Guy: They must be loafing around somewhere... Togawa: Uh- and now I will introduce our club activities... Togawa: Wait, huh? SFX: *Whiirrl* SFX: *Clunk* Togawa: Uh... SFX: *Clunk*
Page 36 Togawa: That's not sensei---!! Togawa: And what about sensei!? Where's the real thing!? Kitagawa(thought): I'm late... Togawa: W...who is behind this... Togawa: Just who!?
Page 37 Kido: Heh heh!! Threw it away, what a load of crap!! Kido: Especially since you hid it with such great care!! Kido: Sorry, but I took liberties in some modifications!! Man: Wow, even the teachers are robots in technical schools... Togawa: That's not it... Kido: We won't be novices forever!! Kido: That thing was created with my idea, Abe's hardware, Tagami's software, and Haruhi's cover... Kido: A machine that is the result of combination of all of technologies here... Kido: Kitagawa No.2, dammit---!!
Page 38 Togawa: R...run away!! Everyone run away!! Togawa: Do whatever you can to get away... Tagami: No, it's no use!! Tagami: It's absolutely impossible to run away from Kitagawa No.2!! Tagami: I'm... Tagami: I'm afraid of my own skills!! Tagami: Progamming No.2 with automatic enemy-searching function... SFX: *Whizz* Tagami: And facial recognition with all of the school security cameras...
Page 39 Tagami: It will register even if I make a weird face... SFX: *Do-ga-ga-ga-ga-ga-ga-ga-ga-ga-ga-ga-ga* Togawa: Tagami, why-----!! Kido(thought): What a retard... Guy: Y...you see that, president!? Guy: If this keeps up, everyone will be taken out!! Guy: The only thing... Guy: The only thing we can do is to break it--- Togawa: I...I can't do that!! Togawa: Anything but to break it!!
Page 40 Because I love robots... And I like Kitagawa-sensei!!!
Page 41 Togawa: I made it because I like sensei!! Guy: P...president!! Togawa: I won't let you break the fruits of my feelings!! Togawa: Just watch!! Through the school's LAN, Togawa: I will hack into the machine!! Kido: H...huh!? What's this!?
Page 42 And change the target of the security camera's enemy-searching function... Finally, using the smartphone as a remote--- How is it... There's no way I'd lose to mere first-years... With the compilation of this school's technologies...
Page 43 Because I'm the best technology pervert!!
Page 44 Togawa: But... Togawa: Maybe I showed off a bit too... SFX: *Do-ga-ga-ga-ga-ga-ga-ga-ga* Guy: Ah. No.2: Face recognized. Guy: Hm~~ Definitely a complete idiot! Guy: Being an idiot and a pervert is the worst. Guy: Yeah, Togawa is the best in the bad sense. Guy: Yeah, pervert, pervert. Kitagawa: And...
Page 45 Togawa: ... Screen: I'm the best technology pervert!! Kitagawa: All this was aired on TV! Kido: And sensei's not angry at all. Guy: How many times is she going to play that! Kitagawa: Hahahahahaha!! Guy: Hm, it's a mystery... Kitagawa: Oh! This is killing me! Togawa: Hey now, sensei!