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[English] [Translation] Omoni Naitemasu 17 by kewl0210

2015-06-08T03:06:40+00:00

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[Omoni Naitemasu 17 Translation by Kewl0210]
Page 65:
Title: Chapter 17 My Girl

Page 66:
Sign: Oil Painting Department 4th Year students
Regarding Join Review meetings
April 4th
For 4th years, the meetings will begin at 9:30 in the studio.
At 9:00, each student is to bring their respective words in and wait to be called.
Oil Painting Department
Aka: Geh!
I toootally forgot!

Page 67:
Aka: Huh?
Tsune: You're in a rush to do your university assignment and need to do an oil painting in a hurry, so you thought you would come here, ask Izumi-san to be your model, and pull an all-nighter to paint it?
Aka: What are guys you doing in my house?
And you brought a tea table in here...
Tsune: Isn't it obvious? We're pretending to be Mukouda Kunoko's 4 sisters.
Handwritten: We've all got turtle-necks on.
T/N: This is a reenactment of a scene from "Like Asura", a TV Drama from 1979-1980 with a screenplay by Mukouda. Later made into a movie in 2003.

Page 68:
Momo: You mustn't, big sister. Anything but that.
Toki: 'The oldest sister quite faint-hearted, so the next two oldest sisters are always badgering her which always brings a worried look to her face.'
Somebody: We don't need a narrator!
Izumi: But...... We owe Akamatsu-sensei so much.....
He's even given us a place to live like this......
Tsune: We do not owe that yokel a thing. If anything, he owes us.
Toki: 'The 2nd oldest sister inherited her father's hot temper so when there's a dispute among us sister we always end up going with her opinion in the end.'
Tsune: I said that's enough! We get it!
Komomo: We have a problem!
The man at Family Mart said draft papers have come to Akamatsu-sensei's place!
Aka: They don't have Family Marts in that time period!
Er, don't get me involved with this!
Toki: 'On the day Akamatsu-sensei went to war, he came to our house to give the sisters just one word of farewell.'

Page 69:
Toki: Go!
Aka: Hu~~~H?
Izumi-san.....
Are you here......?
Toki: Ya know, with the appearance of Lady Gaga, it feels like the age of Beyonce being the sole winner is pretty much over.
Kokomo: Gaga-sama's the beeest!
Aka: Could you not abandon the shtick to watch You Tube videos the moment other people start actually trying to get into it?!
Izumi: It's all right. If you think I would be suitable, I'd love to have you draw me.

Page 70:
Aka: Huh? Are you sure?
Jin-sensei won't get mad?
Izumi: It's all right. If I were to model nude it may be a problem, but if I wore clothes for it everything would be fine......
I ended up staying at your house for so long, Sensei...... I've been nothing but a bother to you......
So if I can be of any help to you, I'm quite all right with it......
Aka: Th-Thank you so much!!
Okay, let's hurry and get started......
Ah, okay, so, could you do a sitting pose?
Komomo: Yah! So cool! [Heart]
I've never seen someone do an oil painting before!
Tsune: ...............
Toki: Puberty!!!!
Look, I'm doing Dustin Hoffman's trademark pose from 'Tootsie'!!
Handwritten: That imitation came about by pure coincidence!
Izumi: Huh? What happened with Tsune-chan......?

Page 71:
Toki: It's fine, it's fine. Leave following Tsune to this old woman.
You kids focus on the drawing.
Handwritten: Heave-ho.
Handwritten (Komomo): Huh? Where'd Tsune go?
Toki: Tsune!

Page 72:
Toki: Why'd you run off like that?
The cultural festival's tomorrow, ya know?!
Our band's gonna fall apart without a base player!
Tsune: Granny Toki......
Akamatsu-sensei isn't really gay, is he?
Toki: Huh......?
Isn't that a bit off?
For something **** Girls like this......?
Ah, is it like playing someone similar to yourself is actually hard for you?
Handwritten: Guess I messed up...
Tsune: He wouldn't want to draw an adult woman if he were gay, right?
You'd think he'd want to draw a pretty boy, right?

Page 73:
Toki: ......But, hey, there are lots of beauticians and make-up artists that are gay, right?
That's characteristic of gays, right? To appreciate beauty? Aesthetically?
Tsune: Really......?
I see......
Handwritten: Born pre-war and keeps her chin up.
Tsune: ......Then maybe it's okay......
Toki: Tsune.....
Could it be, you.....
Handwritten: Just gonna do it anyway.
Akamatsu-sensei, you......?
Tsune: .....
Toki: !!
!!
I...... I'm sorry......
Must've just been because scenes like that show up in **** Girls sorts of stories. So I thought I might intrude into a bit of delicate territory.
.............
Er......
Handwritten: Toki sometimes hurts people without realizing it...

Page 74:
Tsune: It's not that.
I'm just worried about Izumi-san.
I'm going now.
Hello, Jin-sensei?
Toki: It really smarts though, doesn't it?!!!!
Handwritten: Passerby

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Komomo: Woa~~~~h! You're a genius, Akamatsu-sensei! [Heart]
What pretty use of color!
Aka: Whew.
Yeah, I guess it is pretty good.
It kinda feels like a masterpiece!
Just kidding.
Komomo: Wonderful......
Izumi: Ah.
Aka: Go ahead, you can pick it up!
SFX: BURURURURUH
Aka: How about we take a little break?
Komomo: Ah. Then how about I pour us some tea?
Handwritten: HEW
Izumi: !!
Phone: I heaaard! That's a no-no! Izumi is my private model, don't you know?! (lol) You're not doing it with Akamatsu, are you? Juuust kidding! ☆
jin.
Izumi: Akamatsu-sensei!
Aka: Yes?

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Guys: What is this? What sort of theme is this?
Why did you go with this sort of 'chubby kid'......?
Aka: Um......
It's like a boy...... boy? Sort of, um, interior wisteria vine...... Sort of gloominess characteristic of puberty...... kind of thing......
Bottom: Chapter 17 My Girl END

[English] [Translation] Omoni Naitemasu 16 by kewl0210

2015-05-18T04:57:48+00:00

Only for use by Habanero Scans

I always forget how long it takes to do these despite them only being 11 pages.

[Omoni Naitemasu 16 Translation by Kewl0210]
Page 53:
Title: Chapter 16 Face Towards Tomorrow and Throw

Page 54:
Someone: I wonder how tall that's gonna grow...
They say it's supposed to get more than twice as tall as it is now. That really surprised me.
The scenery around here changed quite a bit.
Hmmm.

Page 55:
Jin: It's just not working. I can't draw.
Koma-chan, you can take a break for a while.
Sorry.
Sign: Maeda Gallery
Portrait of K

Page 56:
Guy: Okie dokie, here we go.
Hmhmm~~ [Music note]
Embra~ce
with streeength! [Note]
Yep.
T/N: He's singing a song by the band EXILE.
Sign: Aoyama Jin
New Piece
Portrait of I
Someone: He~~~~~~~~h

Page 57:
Whiteboard: Everything from when Jin-sense and I met to when we split up [Top with the squiggly underline]
Meeting [In the heart]
I was called to the tatami room in a traditional Japanese restaurant and we fell in love at first sight...
We soon went on a trip together to Atami
Here, he asked me 'Komako, please be the model for one of my paintings.'!
Of course I said OK!! [In the squiggle puff]
For 6 months, I became a private model for the artist Aoyama Jin...
However!!
One day he started saying 'I can't draw'
I learned he'd gotten a new model! [This part's cut off by her hand]
Toki: Now it all makes sense!
Akamatsu: Um,
Komako-san, what exactly are you doing?
Toki: Well, Koma-chan is a really quiet person!
If PI-CHIKU PA-CHIKU talked, then that would totally ruin the atmosphere, right?!
It's a Japan's aesthetic! Sorta.
T/N: Pi-chiku pa-chiku are a silent comedy duo.
[The whiteboard says the same things]
Aka: Uh, why is there something that huge in this shop?
Woman: Oh, we use it for seminars.
Handwritten: Usually we have the back facing out.
Aka: What seminars?!
Handwritten: I kinda don't wanna know, but is it, uh...
Tsune: Look, she's writing more!
Everyone, pay attention!!
[The top part's the same as before]
Handwritten: Shock!!

Page 58:
[First two are from the last page]
Handwritten: I saw the painting of the woman in a gallery and so I found out I had been discarded.
[It says the same thing on the second panel]
So then I started throwing pies.
[That pie line is on the left next to Akamatsu. The other stuff on the board is from before]
Aka: Okay, so here's the spot! Isn't this a little out-there?!
This is the part everyone wants to know about! Between these two!!
Komako: ......
[Everything on the board is the same from before. THis line is underneath the previously drawn arrow]
Handwritten: I watched 'Shimura Ken's I'm Okaaay'
Aka: What the hell?!!
T/N: This is a variety comedy show from the late 80's to early 90's.
Aka: Because of a spur-of-the-moment idea like that, she did all that to Izumi-san......?
You can't NOT call that being violent, right?

Page 59:
Aka: You really shouldn't do things like that anymore.
Komako: ......
Toki: Things like that?
Aka: You know, throwing the pies!
Tsune: Ah,
Koma-chan is writing something else......
[This is to the left of everything that was already there]
Handwritten: You sure are sounding high and mighty. What does some student (A four-eyes with a natural perm) know about anything?
Toki: Koma-chan sure is a good writer!
Hey, would you be pen pals with me?!
Aka: Um......
Excuse me, but I was asked by Jin-sensei to be a lecturer at that Painting Class.
I can't just sit back while someone's being violent with our model.
Komako: !!

Page 60:
Toki: A~h!
Akamatsu-kun and Koma-chan are fighting!
Sensei! Over here!
Tsune: Hey, what's all the fuss about?
Is everyone on edge because the class goldfish died?
By the way, the one who killed the goldfish to cover something up was me!!
I was using it to practice being a Human Pump!
T/N: This is some sorta TV stunt involving eating goldfish and then vomiting them back up or something.
Handwritten: WAA WAA
Someone: Ugh.
My eyes...
Handwritten: HAH!
Aka: Are you being that teacher from 'Touch'?!!
T/N: These are all references to Touch, a popular anime/manga that ran in the 80's.
Komomo: It can't be...
Tacchan?
Aka: You don't have to pretend to be Minami-chan!
Wait, so Komako-san is playing the Tacchan role?!
Toki: Brace yourselves, everyone!
Handwritten: The ace with no number on her back?
Someone: Uesugi,
please, just give up on throwing pies.
Kazuya is crying in his grave.
Aka: Enough acting out Touch!!
Can't we just have a regular conversation already?!!
Handwritten Could everybody just sit down for a minute?!
Tsune: It's okay. See, by the flow of events Koma-chan should be thinking about quitting pie-throwing.

Page 61:
Aka: Huh?
Is that true, Komako-san?
Koma: ......
Handwritten: Take off that hat, Koma-chan!!
Woman: Koma-chan, I think you should give up the pie-throwing, too.
It's just not eco-friendly.
You should come to next week's seminar.
I'm a sub-leader, so I can get you a water-purifier for half price.
Koma: .....
Aka: Would you quit that stuff!
Toki: Still, I can't say I don't understand how Koma-chan feels.
Box: Nurse Station
Komomo: True. It's awful, the way Jin-sensei just goes from one lover to the next......
And the fact that he thinks he'll be forgiven because he's an artist makes it even worse......
Koma: ......
Aka: ......Komako-chan,
Don't you think you could be throwing your pies at the wrong person?
The one you should be most angry at in this situation isn't Izumi-san,
it's Jin-sensei, right?

Page 62:
toki: Pleaaaaaase!
We are the Meisei Academy Baseball Team from the Mukoujima Japanese Restaurant by the side of the Sumida River!! (Touch)
Now, our numberless Ace Kocchan, Big Sis Komako, in order to draw a line in her own love life, is going to confront Professor Aoyama Jin and......
do the honor of throwing a farewell pie-throw at his face!!
Jin: Heh.
Okay, I get it.
Tsune: You said 'Throw' twice.
Toki: Okay, do it, Koma-chan!
Koma: .....
Jin: Komako,
it's okay.
Go ahead, throw it as hard as you can.

Page 63:
Jin: What's wrong, Komako?
Koma: .........
HandwrittenL *Whisper*
I......
I
just
can't throw anymore.
Aka: Komako-san......
Koma: ......I'll never......
thow ano......

Page 64:
Tsune: Outta the way!
Aka: I... Izumi-san!!
Tsune: She did that purely by sensing her presence.
Toki: This is the human-model Pie-throwing Robot equipped with an Izumi-san detector that my army developed!
She is known as GEISHA-C3PO!
She runs on 4 AA batteries!!
Bottom: Chapter 16 Face Towards Tomorrow and Throw END

[English] [Translation] Omoni Naitemasu 15 by kewl0210

2015-04-12T06:03:14+00:00

Only for use by Habanero Scans

I'd wanted to go through the rest of V2 in a row, but the situation with 3-Gatsu no Lion became critical so I'm just sorta doing these when I can.

[Omoni Naitemasu 15 Translation by Kewl0210]
Page 41:
Title: Chapter 15 Rock the Now
Izumi: Ah!
Good morning!
T/N: The title is a song by the Jpop boy band Arashi.

Page 42:
Aka: A-
G...... Good mor-
Izumi: Sorry, I borrowed your kitchen without asking.
Okay!
Let's have breakfast and try our best to have a good day today!
Tsune: Huh?
Izumi-san is forcing herself to act lively?!
Aka: Yeah.
Even though she should be really happy that Professor Aoyama came back.
Tsune: I see.
Uh, it's gonna get kind of complicated if you call him Professor Aoyama, so how all agree to say Jin-sensei?

Page 43:
Guy: Jin-sensei, is he that art teacher you were talking about?
Woman: I said it's fine. I'll pay, I'll pay!
Toki: It's fine, it's fine, it's fine.
This is no time to be using a pension, I'll just...
Tsune: Didn't I tell you guys to quit sending out for food from Yanagi Sushi?
Yanagi: Ain't he one of those, you know, a hopeless perv-kappa that makes money off drawing naked women?
T/N: The perv-kappa is a reference to Gegege no Kitarou.
Woman: I said it's fine!
Sorry, but today, I'm paying.
You treated me the other day, Toki-san...
Toki: It's fine, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine!
Tsune: Well, there's a spectacle commonly found next to cash registers around Sugamo.
Guy: According to the rumors, that Izumi-san is a model for that sensei's artwork, right?
They wouldn't happen to be nude, would they? Because if they were, I might be visiting the sensei and bringing my kitchen knife with me.
Woman: Okay, then let's go dutch, okay?
Toki: D-Dutch......?
I toooold you, it's fiiiine!
You've been such a big help to me after all!
Tsune: Hey, Yana-san is saying some rather unsettling things right next to you guys~

Page 44:
Tsune: Who would've ever expected the Cattleya Mama to have a book of Jin-sensei's work and then show it to Yana-san like that.
Toki: What's odd to me is that you didn't know, Yana-san. Everyone on Mukajima knows about the tawdry relationship between Jin-sense and Izumi-san.
Aka: Uh... If nobody stops him, he's really gonna do something!
Komomo: Oh no! Will this be a repeat of the Three Bloody Days?!
Yana: Hello! Artist-sensei!
Come on out, you bastard!
Komomo: Yya! Oh no!

Page 45:
Komomo: Izumi-san is heeere!
Noooo! Don' come over heeere!
Ruuun! Run all the way to Brazil or some place on the other side of the wooorld!
Tsune: Run away in an unattractive manneeeer!
Yana: Hm?
!!
Izumi-san!!
Izumi: !!
Aka: Running away in an unattractive manner?!

Page 46:
Jin: Oooh! I'd really like to draw Izumi like that! [Heart]
Aka: WAAAH! Don't come outsiiiide!
Yana: There he is! That perv-kappa bastard!
Toki: Time, stop!!
Handwritten: HEARGH!
Aka: Yana-san!
Komomo: NOOOOOOO!
Toki: Nice block, Yoko Zetterlund!
T/N: Yoko Zetterlund is a former USA national volleyball player.

Page 47:
Yana: Shit.....
The tip of my knife broke......
Tsune: You really tried to stab him, huh?
Uh, seriously, could you not?
Toki: Hey, your hands are shaking, aren't they......?
Woah there, calm down, Yana-san. Everything's gonna be all right......
There, there. There, there.
Because we want to always be living on the edge~~~~! [Music note]
Ahhaahh [Note]
Aka: You're singing a song, noooow?!
Handwritten: HAAA HAAA
Jin: Let's go~~~ get our hand ooon realityyy!
T/N: This is all from the song 'Real Face' by the boy band KAT-TUN.
Aka: We just told you not to come out, didn't weee?!
Yana: ...........
Bastard......
You're trying to make a fool of me.....

Page 48:
Jin: If you're going to use an important tool of your trade to try to stab a person, you're a failure as a chef~.
Yana: Shit.....
I'm a failure as a chef......
Tsune: See? I told you he's always been a good kid.
Yana-san...... Let's go home......
Let's go home and eat a House Stew made by Nishida Hikaru.....
Aka: You guys take care of the rest, okayyyy?!
T/N: Nishida Hikaru is a J-pop singer and actress that was in a commercial for House brand Stew.
Aka: Ummm,
now where's Izumi-san?
Tsune: Over there.
Aka: He~~~~~w. She sure managed to run a long ways!

Page 49:
Tsune: It's okay now, Izumi-sa~~~~n!
Izumi: AH.....
Thank goodness......
Hew......
I hadn't done that in a while, so I couldn't go too fast......
Aka: I certainly didn't expect you to have such great physical ability, Izumi-san.
Jin: Izumi!
Come here!

Page 50:
[Aw dang]

Page 51:
Jin: Turn your body just a little bit more.
Yes,
that's perfect.

Page 52:
Jin: You're beautiful, Izumi.
Whe~~~w! Thanks to Koma-chan, a new series has been born!
Cheers to the first collaboration between the three of us!
Handwritten: Akamatsu-kun, go get some sushi from Yana!
Women: ......
Handwritten: That guy's a real bastard, isn't he?
Yup, he's awful. Hello? I'll have the special~~
Bottom: Chapter 15 Rock the Now END

[English] [Translation] Omoni Naitemasu 14 by kewl0210

2015-03-04T05:51:56+00:00

Only for use by Habanero Scans

Okay, this one wasn't too bad. Not full of weird-ass random references at least.

[Omoni Naitemasu 14 Translation by Kewl0210]
Page 29:
Title: Chapter 14 Love and Pablo and Berry Pie

Page 30:
Jin: Ready, everyone?
Jin-sensei's word is----
Guys: laaaaw!!

Page 31:
Sign: Midori
Handwritten: AHAHAHAHAHA
SFX: KYAAA
Aka: Ah!
You're awake.
Izumi: ?

Page 32:
Izumi: Wh...... Where's Jin-sensei?!
Aka: Ah,
Everything's okay, the party's still going on.
Huh?
Are you going, Izumi-san?
Hang o...
Izumi-san, you really should rest longer......
People: Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
Handwritten: KYAAA

Page 33:
Komomo: YAH!
Handwritten: HAHAHA
Komomo: I can't! I really caaaan't!
I decided my first is going to be with Akamatsu-sensei!
SFX: HOH
Aka: What sorta "HOH" what?
Jin: Oh!
Izumi!
Where have you been?! You're late!
C'mon over!
Sit right next to me!
Handwritten: Right over here!
Izumi: Jin-san......!

Page 34:
SFX: SUH
SFX: GAH
SFX: GUSHAAH

Page 35:
Izumi: .............
Aka: I.....
Izumi-san.....
Handwritten: AWA AWAWA
Geisha: ............
Do please dodge, miss.
Ah, that's right.
Aka: Huh......?
What? No way.
Th-They're not gonna throw it,
Handwritten In Bubble: are they?
Tsune: Izumi-san, get outta the way!
It's coming from straight ahead!
SFX: BIKUH (Surprise)

Page 36:
Toki: STRIIIIIIKE
That's our Koma-chan! The Matsuzaka Generation!
SFX: BECHANN
T/N: The Matsuzaka Generation is the collective term for Japanese players that belong to Matsuzaka Daisuke's age group.

Page 37:
Aka: Why are the geishas throwing pies at Izumi-san......?
Tsune: We bought them at Costco.
Komako-san is a member there.
Aka: Er...... I wasn't asking about that sorta thing......
I was asking about the actual act of throwing the pies, actually......
Tsune: Let's let them throw a pie or two.
Komomo: Well, Komako-san has 5 of them ready to go.
Toki: Well would you look at that! Using a wooden box for something like that?!
It's amazing!!!
Shirt: Nosy-ass Boys
Toki: That's it, I'm not doing any more straight-man gags.
Recently my right arm's been aching when I do my slapping technique.
Ya think it's tendentious?
Handwritten: I'll just use a knocker-wrist for now.
Aka: WAAAA! They started throwing tons of pies!

Page 38:
Aka: And Izumi-san somehow managed to get hit by them all!
Tsune: Though she actually tried to avoid them.
Toki: Ain't she amazing?! Izumi-san is an incredible catch on-par with Abe Shin!
Aka: Uh, why aren't you helping her?!
Tsune: Are you a moron? If we make enemies of the ladies from Fukoujima, this place will collapse.
And then my spending money will dry up
and Izumi-san will lose her way.
In other words, I'm assisting Izumi-san in the present progressive form.
I'm in a state of help-ing.
Handwritten: The purple of the blueberries is so pretty!!
Jin: Wheeeew.
Man, I love this.
It's like a Picasso!
Aka: !!

Page 39:
Izumi: Huh.....?
Picasso......?
Jin: Yeah.
Looking at you gives me the urge to create.
I truly feel like Pablo Picasso now.
Aka: ................
Izumi: I...... wonder if this will come out in a wash......
Tsune: It'll be okay. Komomo will give you his one-piece.
Komomo: No!
This is mine!
Izumi: Ah!
Sensei!
Aka: ............

Page 40:
Izumi: Just now, Jin-san said...... "It's like a Picasso"......
I wonder what he meant by that?
Aka: ...........
......Izumi-san.
Izumi: Yes?
Aka: You should just leave somebody like...
Someone: KYAH
Toki: Hey, Koma-chan has been tailing us!
Tsune! Pour the black tea!
Let's eat the pie she throws! I can't bear to see another one go to waste!
Picasso, when he saw his wife and his lover fighting over him and grappling at each other, he said with delight 'There's nothing on earth more entertaining than this.'
Jin: Ah, drive, could you take us to the Penninsula Hotel~?
Toki: What? That's awful, she's with Jin-sensei!
I feel bad for Koma-chan. He threw her to the curb the moment he found a new woman. Maybe she started throwing those pies as a reaction to the shock?
Title: Chapter 14 Love and Pablo and Berry Pie END

[English] [Translation] Omoni Naitemasu 13 by kewl0210

2015-03-02T02:31:28+00:00

Only for use by Habanero Scans

These really take a while to do.

[Omoni Naitemasu 13 Translation by Kewl0210]
Page 17:
Title: Chapter 13 Monster

Page 18:
Jin: Wah.
Driver, open the window, would you?
Wheeeeew.
Jin: In the short time since I last saw it it's sprung up a bit.
Note: I'm going to uni.
Please leave the key
under the flowerpot.
Akamatsu

Page 19:
Aka: I didn't end up sleeping a wink......
So......
Izumi-san had something that seemed like a fated meeting with Professor Aoyama......
and fell in love with him, huh......?
I can't say I blame her. Having someone that handsome save your life...
On top of that, he's pretty rich, being a college professor, and he's an artist that can create forms that are proof of of Izumi-san's existence.....
But......

Page 20:
Aka: But it is an affair, after all. ["affair" written really big.]
Jin: Here you are, Akamatsu-kun. A souvenir from Italy for all your hard work~~~ [Heart]
Aka: Ah......
Wh......Wh-Why?
Jin: You didn't send any sketch photos. Don't you want credit?
Aka: Eh? Ah, well, lots of stuff happened, and it just really didn't go in a direction where students could draw sketches......
Jin: What stuff?
Like people trying to compete for Izumi and stabbing and getting stabbed again?
Or......
have you fallen for Izumi?

Page 21:
Aka: N......No......
I-I'm perfectly fine.
I'm g-g-g-g-g-g-gay, actually. ["gay" big.]
Jin: Ah, really?! That's quite a relief!
Okay, then use this for one of your gay parties!
Handwritten: Here
Tsune: Huh?
Jin-sensei's back from Italy?!
Box: Monotone

Page 22:
Jin: Sorry to keep you waiting!!!
Toki: Lea~~~de~~~r!
What're you spacing out for, you four-eyed bastard!
Make like a four-eyes and be our Komiya-kun! You useless four-eyes!
Aka: Ow!
T/N: A reference to Komiya Takayasu, an actor and comedian that wears glasses.
Handwritten: Toilet Paper
Jin: People of Japa~~~n, sorry for leaving you all by your loneso~~me!
As an apology, Sensei will be taking all requests toda~~~y!
SFX: KYAAA!
Komomo: YAAH!
Old Lady Toki collapsed!

Page 23:
Toki: Are you stupid?! I'm clearly imitating a beetles fan that faints at concerts!!
Handwritten: Please stop poking me!
People born in the heisei era like us don't know about old stories like that!
Toki: Well even if you don't, couldn't you just substitute it for something else in your head and try to enjoy it~~~?
Like Arashi or KAT-TUN or somebody~~?
Otherwise we'll both be stressed out, right? So let's do this together~~~!
Komomo: Okay! You don't need to dig that deep.
T/N: Arashi and KAT-TUN are popular Japanese idol groups.
Jin: O~~~kay! Then without further ado, with all of you let's begin the 'Aoyama Jin-sensei's welcome back party ☆~ A Japan without Jin-sensei is like a Beatles without Paul~'!!
Tsune! Is the reception hall free? Let's go straight to Telephone Shocking!
T/N: Telephone Shocking is a Japanese guest talk corner, part of a larger comedy show.
Handwritten: KYAAA
Sign: Jin. I <3 Jin.
Komomo: Kyaaa! If Jin treats us, I'll be able to eat tea ceremony dishes at Midori!
Tsune: Ah, Mom? Is the organization booked today?
Handwritten: S-So straightforward...
Tsune: She said it's okay.
How many people?
You wanna call Izumi-san, too, right?
Jin: Ah, yes sure. I'll text her.
Er, where is Izumi right now?

Page 24:
Phone: We're having a welcome-back-Jin-sensei party at Midori. Wear the one-piece I sent you from Italy the other day.
Paper: I found a dress that looks like it would really suit you, Izumi.
It was in Via Monte Napoleone in Milano
jin

Page 25:
T/N: She's dressed as Rat Man from Gegege no Kitarou.
Tsune: Hey, over here!!
Hide in here!
There's a problem! One of the turtles from the fish tank went missing!
We need all of you to help look for it!
Guy: Huh? Again......?
Handwritten: You say that fairly frequently, don't you, young lady?
Tsune: Look underneath the desks in the kitchen!
Guy: Huuuh?
I don't think there's any turtle down here...

Page 26:
Tsune: Okay,
take it off.
Izu: Hew......
Sorry you have to do this every time......
Komomo: It's okay. None of the chefs noticed!
Tsune: Okay, there's the State Room. It's starting now.
Komomo: Waa...... Izumi-san, where'd you get that one-piece?
Is it new?
Izu: Ah...... Yes...... Jin-sensei sent it to me from Italy......
Komomo: Kya~~! It looks expensi~~ve!
It really suits you, Izumi-san!
No matter what anybody says..... I gues Jin-sensei really does love you, doesn't he......?
You must be glad, Izumisan......
Tsune: ...........

Page 27:
Komomo: That sure seems nice......
I'd kinda like to wear a one-piece like that someday, too......
Tsune: Hey,
let's go, you two.
Sign: State Room
Komomo: It's okay, Izumi-san.
You're really pretty today, Izumi-san.
Tsune: ....
Komomo: I'm sure Jin-sensei will fall in love with you again.
Izumi: Thank you, Komomo-chan.......
Okay, let's go.
Jin-san......

Page 28:
Jin: Okay, next in our lineup of souvenirs is thi~~~s!
A high-class brand name one-piece I bought in Via Monte Napoleone in Milano!
Ready, set... First comes rock!
Handwritten: They were such a bargain I had to buy these!! ☆
Komomo: Kyaah! Wait, wait! I wanna join in, too~!
Tsune: Moooom!
Lay out some futons in the Plum Room!
Handwritten: Jyan-ken Poih!
Kyaaaa!
Bottom: Chapter 13 Monster END

[English] [Translation] Omoni Naitemasu 12 by kewl0210

2015-01-24T05:34:26+00:00

Only for use by Habanero Scans

Okay, so, after 3 years the scanlations are finally about done with one volume. BWYS basically forgot about this so I focused on other things that were being actively scanlated since then. I haven't decided if I'm gonna try to FINISH this series, given that it's a gag manga that's 10 volumes long, but at least for now I'll try to do a bit more since the scanlators are caught up.

[Omoni Naitemasu 12 Translation by Kewl0210]
Cover:
Omoni Naitemasu
(Mostly Crying)
2
Higashimura Akiko
Koudansha

Back Cover:
Title: Omoni Naitemasu
2
Morning Koudansha
Established Price: 533 Yen (Excluding Tax)
Description: The man that brought life into Konno Izumi's life was an artist named Aoyama Jin. One day, Jin came back from Italy and invited Izumi for a drive to the beach......... But when they reached the rendezvous point, Jin's wife was waiting there..........

Page 2:
[Blank]

Page 3:
Title: Omoni Naitemasu
2
Higashimura Akiko

Page 4:
[There's a mask thingy.]

Page 5:
Aka: Izumi-san......
What do you usually do on days we have off?
Izumi: Yes......
I spend those days......
mostly crying....

Page 6-7:
Title: Chapter 12
HERO

Page 9:
Aoyama: Are you going to kill yourself?

Page 10:
That's the conceitedness of the haves.
Why do you have to die?
You're so beautiful.

Page 10:
Izumi: I do have to.
Die.
Aoyama: I've got habit of not being able to ignore a beautiful woman.
Maybe I should tell you...
crying is...

Page 11:
Aoyama: a sign that you haven't lost hope for this world.

Page 12:
Toki: You read too much Murakami Haruki, dammiiiit!!
Komomo: Yah!
Tsune: Izumi-san was at her beloved little sister's wedding and just before it started, in a waiting room, the groom confessed that 'It's really you, the older sister, that I love.' The little sister overheard it and for some reason threw a marble that was lying around at the groom, staining her wedding dress with blood. So Izumi took responsibility for the 'Red Wedding Dress Incident' and tried to throw herself off.
Komomo: Ahn!
Toki: Norwegian Wood?!!
Dance Dance Dance?!!
T/N: Murakami Haruki is a really famous Japanese author. Those are two of his books.
Komomo: No!
Tsune: Also, all of the women that little sister had dated had their hearts taken by Izumi-san. That groom was the 6th one, apparently......
Toki: Dance-Dance Revolution?!
Taiko no Tatsujin?!
T/N: These are both popular video games.
Komomo: YAH!
AAAH!
Tsune: Apparently...... that little sister...... said to Izumi-san......
Toki: Tokita Fujio's narration is god!!!
I want Murakami Haruki to be read aloud by Fujio!!
Komomo: Yah!
The-
The dragon's scales......
Floating Text: Manga
Izumi Folklore
T/N: This is a joke on Manga Japan Folklore. A famous old anime from the 70's that was remastered in the mid-2000's.

Page 13:
Box: In an Ichihara Etsuko voice...
T/N: Etsuko Ichihara is a famous actress that narrated this show.
Tsune: I wish you would just disappear, Big Sister!
Toki: Goddammit! Today's Japan Folklore is a 'miss' day!!!
Handwritten: The drawings are simple and they're not moving!!
The outlines are drawn with a writing brush!!
Box: Toki
3rd Year of Elementary School
Tsune: And sooo, just as Izumi-saaan was about to hurl herself off the cliffs by the church, the artist Aoyama Jin that had just happened to come by Izu on an outing to do some sketches, he picked her up Murakami Haruki-stylllle.
Toki: I wanna see this with normal drawings!!
Tsune: And from there, the both of them......
Izumi: He took me with him on his sketch outing.

Page 14:
Aka: ......Is that so......?
Izumi: Yes......
We drove by car around Izu......
Karuizawa...... Kamakura......
It was fun......
Jin-san did lots of paintings of me.....
They were so......
very, very beautiful.....
It was the first time I had ever had feelings like that.
On a canvas I was.....
How should I say it.....
There......

Page 15:
Izumi: By being allowed to be in those paintings
I was felt
so very happy.

Page 16:
Tsune: Buuut, at that time, Jin-sensei had alreadyyy been marrieeed, it would seeeem......
Komomo: Yaah!
I feel so bad for Izumi-san!
Toki: Really?!
Ain't the one we should be feeling worst for here Izumi-san's little sister?!
Handwritten: What an awful man!
Komomo: Wait, so then did Izumi-san go out with the man?
Tsune: Of course not!
She's had people molesting her since she was around 4 years old.
SFX: KURU (Turn)
Tsune: Having her first love at at that age with that man, it wasn't going to go well.
Jin: Man, that was rough.
With my wife, even the magnificent city of Florence was like the 3rd circle of hell.
So I came home early on my own.
Bottom: Chapter 12 HERO END
T/N: He's holding IQ84, a Murakami Haruki book.

[English] [Translation] Omoni Naitemasu Omake 1 by kewl0210

2012-05-17T23:11:35+00:00

Only for use by Habanero Scans.

This friggin' Omake is LONGER than about 2 regular chapters in terms of wordiness. Aaanyhow, that's volume 1 done. There are 6 volumes out right now. I'll probably be working on this series in short bursts.

[Omoni Naitemasu Omake 1]
Page 156-157:
Gray Text: HogyaAaa
I can feel the great founder's space energy......!!
It feels like every time I look at it,it's like it's gotten taller----!!
Title (Center): Omoni Naitemasu 1
Higashimura Akiko
Bubbles: It's cold....... [I'm going clockwise with these]
Then, I'm gay.
So naive.
I
Hurry,
stop the bleeding!!
Yana-san
I see, that woman...... is from the I Portrait Series....... [This ones' on top in the middle. This is the last one on the right page]
Father, behind you----!
So naive.
Ultra Rare!!
Ah, amazing! It's the Great Muta Version! [Big one in the middle]
Or else...... [Top left]
I'm not some enemy henchman from a Hong Kong movie!!
Stop it with your hand.
Your hand.
Is that all your love is?!

158-159:
Not-in-Bubble: Why don't we take a trip to the beach for the first time in a while?
Title (Center): Omoni Naitemasu 2
Higashimura Akiko
Box: On sale this Winter
Bubbles: Sorry to keep you waiting!!
Uh, I think you read Murakami Haruki too much.
Karuizawa......
STRIIIIKE
No. Don't draw that.
You're so pretty, Izumi.
I never spend my pension so here, I'm......
This kinda feels like Picasso.
Are you dead?
But it's adultery.
Izumi-san...
It's proof I still haven't lost hope in the world.

Page 160:
Title: Omake Manga
"My Thoughts on Unhappy Beauties"
Higashimura Akiko
Higashimura: Thank you very much for buying "Omoni Naitemasu" volume 1. I'm the author, Higashimura Akiko!
(Handwritten): Hey!
I'm Higashimura Akiko. 34 years old!
Okay, so, when my series "Himawari ~Kenichi Legend~" that had been running in Morning for four years ended, I immediately started serialization on "Omoni Naitemasu".
(Handwritten): The day after I handed in my last manuscript for Himawari, I was out taking pictures as research material.
(I have a characteristic of being a little fascinated with myself)
SFX: PASHA
Higashimura: In my previous work, "Himawari", I featured a man named Koike-san of Toyokuni Printing.
But when "Himawari" ended, I thought it was the end of Koike Ijiri, too. When I was feeling lonely about that with everyone, (Well, no, acually I didn't feel lonely at all, but)
when I went to the Morning Editorial Depratment
Guy: Higashimura-san.
Higashimura: Geh,
Koike-san.
Hello.
SFX: SASAH

Page 161:
Koike: I thought that this time
we could make "Koike is Also Crying" T-Shirts or something.
Box: Koike trying really hard to go along with the gag
Asterisk: *If you'd like to learn more about Koike, enjoy "Himawari"!!
SFX: HISO... (Whisper)
SFX: IRAH (Annoyance)
Higashimura: And with that sorta feeling, "Omoni Naitemasu" began, but......
Ever since I was little, I had a habit of getting excited when I saw beautiful people.
(Handwritten): Me from elementary school
(Not popular)
The first time I saw an amazing beauty was when I was in elementary school at Miyazaki Airport.
I think it was probably an airport employee.
Asterisk: *I'm from Miyazaki
Higashimura: I'm pretty sure that beautiful woman was presenting me an award or something at the art exhibit of beautiful scenery of Miyazaki or something.
All summer long my drawing would be on display at Miyazaki Airport and at the commemoration ceremony she had the duty of presenting me with my certificate or something. I remember feeling like I was being hunted out.
I ignored the awards ceremony and just stared at that woman.
I don't actually remember what sort of picture I drew for the awards ceremony, but the image of that woman is perfectly burned into my mind.

Page 162:
Higashimura: Her pure white skin that looked slippery like ceramic, her chestnut-colored soft looking hair,
Her thin, curved, yet natural looking eyelashes. And the long, long, flapping eyelashes on her big eyes. But she wasn't someone of mixed race, but she had a Japanese-like oval shaped face of a beautiful woman.
But,
while I was fascinated,
in the 5th year of elementary school, for some reason, I thought this.
This person is definiteldsdsdy an outcast!!!!
(Handwritten): Outcast
-> Separated from her companions
Box: The idea that she was too beautiful oddly came to mind...
SFX: PACHI PACHI (Clapping)
Higashimura: Yes. With that thought, you could say I had the idea for "Omoni Naitemasu" ever since my 5th year of elementary school.
(Handwritten): Somebody like Da Vinchi
I see~~
Higashimura: Yes~~~ It's like I already had it done when I was in 5th grade, I suppose~~~
Let's put something like this on the wrap-around band!!
Band: 23 Years in the Making!!!

Page 163:
Higashimura: Well, that's a joke, but anyhow I thought something was troubling about really beautiful women and worried about them ever since I was little. Like they actually went through really difficult times. I met some beautiful friends recently.
By the way, when I say "Beauties with something troubling"
I mean things like "They're beautiful but timid",
"They're beautiful but they're not good at interacting with others",
and "They're beautiful but they're not sociable"......
In other words, I don't have a problem with people using beauty as a weapon to rise in the world.
Box: The easiest example to understand is Kanda Uno-chan.
(Handwritten): Others are performers, models, beautiful lawyers, stewardesses, that general thing.
Beauty plus a sharp mind and good sense and outstandingly sociable.
That's not what I'm talking about, I'm concerned about these kinds of beautiful women.
(Handwritten): The ones with part time jobs working registers at supermarkets. (And usually disappear after about 2 months.)
Apron: Super Mar**
Box: Turtle Food
SFX: PIH
Higashimura: I caught sight of a beauty like this the other day near me.
Handwritten: (June)
A beauty spending her lunch break eating from a bentou in the gap between two buildings.
Sign: moto Printing Corporation
SFX: MOGU MOGU MOGU SHAK SHAKA
Higashimura: My guess was because she was to beautiful that her male coworkers confessed to her and became stalkers.
(Handwritten): There's still more

Page 164:
(Handwritten): Continuing...
Higashimura: When she talked to her superior about it, her superior fell in love with her and sexually harassed her, and when she said "please stop", turning him down, from the next day she was harassed by people with more power than her.......
Worried, she would talk about it with women in her department and they would take that as "boasting about her popularity".......
Because of that sort of things, she must get excluded from everybody before long. So much that she couldn't eat her lunch in the break room all because she's so beautiful.
They may say that women are stronger these days and there are the meat-eating type women, and if you turn on the TV you always see beautiful women that are rich and strong-willed celebrity talents that have fun and laugh with large voices.
T/N: Meat-Eating Type is a neologism meaning a person that peruses sex and is assertive to the opposite sex.
Higashimura: But they definitely exist.
The unhappy beauties that live quietly between in the corner of a city building.
And to them, I mean to send a yell from the bottom of my heart, "Don't give up!", but I don't actually send it, or really yearn to be one of them. If I'm being perfectly honest, I think in the end I'd like to be the Kanda Uno type.
(Handwritten): I'm glad I'm fat...
Higashimura: But beauty-wise, I think those women are the strongest. Like how they say art lies in concealing art. The model Izumi-san is the everywoman of that kind of beauty. I draw her endeavoring to make her look like the most beautiful woman in the world.
(Handwritten): I can't really represent that with my ability of description though...
Higashimura: And so, I started my new series about that kind of unhappy beauty. There isn't one iota of a link to Koike-san, so I think I'll be firmly against making any Koike T-shirts. I hope you all continue to enjoy "Omoni Naitemasu"!!
(Handwritten): By the way, I think a normal person would just say something like "So you started a new series, huh?!" But Koike suddenly went on about T-shirts. I dunno what he was thinking.

Page 165:
[This is the copyright info and stuff. I'm not gonna translate that I don't think.]

Page 166:
[This page is blank. So I've already translated it. There's no reason for me to write any of this really.]

Page 167:
[This one's also blank.]

[English] [Translation] Omoni Naitemasu 11 by kewl0210

2012-05-17T07:32:15+00:00

Only for use by Habanero Scans.

[Omoni Naitemasu 11 Translation by Kewl0210]
Page 143:
Title: Chapter 11 Night of Departure

Page 144:
Tsune: Oka~y then,
I guess a night flight?
SFX: HAA...
Akamatsu: Night flight......?
Where're we running?
Tsune: It's okay. Granny Toki always manages something with her Granny Network.
Toki: Don't call it Granny Network!
Abbreviate it as Grannet.
Tsune: Or Grannet Kou.
T/N: A few internet services with "net" in their name have "kou" meaning "light" after them to indicate fiber optics.
Granny Toki, we've already decided to do it tonight, so we're hoping you can get a room setup.
Just enough space to spread out one futon would be fine.
SFX: SUPAAN

Page 145:
Toki: Then, I think I'll try calling Zuka's friend Yone-chan~~~~~~
(Handwritten): Using an iphone
Tsune: Okay, we'll go get a trailer cart.
Akamatsu: Trailer cart?!
SFX: GATA PON PON
Tsune: I've got an old one I used to use at my house.
Komomo: The safest way for Izumi-san to do a night flight is by trailer cart.
We asked a night flight arranger before, and he ended up falling in love with her. It was a lot of trouble.
Tsune: Okay, what we're going with is go in the dead of night.
Izumi-san, until then, get packing.
Akamatsu: Is, is this really gonna be okay? So suddenly like this......?
Izumi: Yes. It may be "packing", but all I really have is a futon, a pot, and a suitcase, so......
Toki: What are you, Nagareita Ryuuni?!
T/N: Nagareita Ryuuni is a 1997 manga by Kasa Tarou about a wandering chef.
SFX: SUPAAN
Tsune: Sorry, but we're gonna need your help out, too, sensei.
Izumi-san is an important model to our classroom, you see.
Akamatsu: Help out......?
What on earth can I do......?

Page 146:
Tsune: Okay, pull!
Akamatsu: UGUGUGUGU

Page 147:
Akamatsu: Could you guys get off?!!
Especially that Saigou Don-looking guy!
Komomo: Hih.
You're so mean!
Tsune: That was low. You called somebody who likes you "Saigou Don"? Don't you understand a maiden's feelings?
Akamatsu: Ah, sorry, sorry...
SFX: BAH
Tsune: As punishment, you've gotta close your moth and pull the cart.
You'd better bit on a hand towel or you'll ruin your teeth!
Akamatsu: I'm not doing that!!
SFX: GARA GARA (Wheels turning)
AKamatsu: So? Where's she moving to?
Tsune: She said it was 3 Choume, Nagata, Beiten.
Apparently she was able to rent a 4.5 tatami mat room.
Akamatsu: That sure is something. She already managed to arrange a roo......
Tsune: Ah!
Akamatsu: Huh?

Page 148:
(Handwritten): Hic...
SFX: FURA FURA (tottering)
SFX: SAH SAH FURA FURA
(Handwritten): Hic...
SFX: JIIIIII... GOSO...
Yana: Goddammit!!
I ain't gonna give up!! No way no way no way in hell am I giving up!!
I'll keep proposing as many times as it takes until Izumi-san accepts this ring!

Page 149:
Yana: Okay, I've made up my mind!
I'm going over to Izumi-san's place again and giving her this ring!!
SFX: GARA GARA GARA
Tsune: Hew.
I'm glad we decided to do the night flight right away.
Akamatsu: Yeah.
SFX: GARA GARA GA
Tsune: Okay, here we are.
It should be unlocked, so you can just go in from the outside stairway.
Okay, we've got her bags in for now.
Sensei, bring in the futon.
The lights are on. Granny Yone might be here.
SFX: GACHA

Page 150:
Guy: Hih.
Toki: I'm sorry~~~~ That Yone-chan, she forgot her grandson was being a hikikomori on the second floor, apparently~~~~
T/N: A hikikomori is a Japanese word for someone who shuts themselves off from human contact and stays in doors for extended periods of time. A Japanese cultural word for a shut-in.
Toki: She hadn't seen him in about 10 years so she probably accidentally thought he was dead.
She's gone a little senile. Yone-chan's already 75.
Tsune: That was a surprise. When we opened the door, that guy looked like an extra from one of Mizuki Shigeru's works.

Page 151:
Toki: So did Izumi-san start living together with that NEET?
She's not doing that, right?!
Tsune: For now, she's taking shelter in a safe place for the night.
There are chefs around my place, so there's a lot of danger there.
(Handwritten): Haa...
Izumi: I'm terribly sorry about this, sensei......
I never would have thought I would have to lodge at your home......
Akamatsu: N-No......
It's no trouble at all......

Page 152:
Izumi: I'm really glad......
Seeing as you're a homosexual, sensei.....
Akamatsu: Uh, yeah. Hahaha.
Man, I just really like guys so damn much.
Izumi: Wah...... It's already 4AM......
Why don't you go to bed, sensei? You have to go to college in the morning, don't you?
AKamatsu: Ah,
yes. Well, in the afternoon......
Ah, I can go to that net cafe nearby, so yo can sleep here, Izumi-san.
Izumi: Really?!
Ah, then, I'll sleep here and you can take the bed, Sensei......
Huhu......
This is kind of fun. It's like a sleep over at a friend's house......
I......
Don't have a single adult friend, so it's my first time doing something like this......
Akamatsu: Y...... You don't have any friends, Izumi-san?
Izuki: No.
Just Tsune-chan and Komomo-chan......
And Tsune-chan is more of a patron than a friend......
I'm quite penniless, so Tsune-chan always treats me to expensive drinks at Starbucks or Cattleya......
Akamatsu: Ah......

Page 153:
Izumi: L-Let's try to get a little sleep, Sensei!
AKamatsu: Ah, I'll sleep down here, then.
O-Okay, I'm turning the lights off.
Izumi: Okay.
Goodnight!
Wah!
It's already light out......
Akamatsu: Yeah, it is......
SFX: DOKI DOKI (Heartbeat)
Izumi: Today we have off from the classroom, don't we......?
Izumi: Yeah, we do.
...Izumi-san......
What do you usually do on days we have off?
Izumi: .......
Yes...... I spend those days......

Page 154:
Izumi: ............
mostly crying....
Yone: Thank you~~~ Toki-cha~~~n!
You got my grandson to come outside for the first time in 10 years~~~
Love sure is amazing!
Boy: P...
P......
Please let me meet that beautiful woman!
Toki: Izumi-san cured him of being a hikikomori!!!
SFX: SUPAAN
Bottom: Chapter 11 Night of Departure The End

Page 155:
Continued in Omoni Naitemasu Volume 2

[English] [Translation] Omoni Naitemasu 10 by kewl0210

2012-05-17T06:09:17+00:00

Only for use by Habanero Scans.

[Omoni Naitemasu 10 Translation by Kewl0210]
Page 131:
Title: Chapter 10 IZUMI☆NCHI
T/N: "Nchi" is a short hand for "'s house".

Page 132:
SFX: PORO PORO PORO (Crying)
Someone: Konno-saaan!
Deliveryyy!
SFX: KON KON (Knocking)
SFX: BIKUH (Surprise)

Page 133:
Someone: Konno-saaan!
May I come iiiin?!
SFX: BAH
Boxes: Nunarihyon
Kuroyanagi Tetsuko
Luigi
Takahashi Meijin
Sai Baba
Tsuge Genetal
Tsuge Faithful Husband
SFX: GAH
SFX: ASE ASE (Hurrying)
Someone: Um, it's......
an international delivery from Italy.
SFX: BAH
SFX: DADADA
SFX: GACHAH

Page 134:
Izumi: Yes?
(Handwritten): The sound of falling in love
SFX: DON
Tsune: Geh.
When you heard it was a package from Italy, as in, from Jin-sensei, you were so happy that you opened your front door totally unarmed?
So then with the delivery man with the boldly-outlined lips fell in love with you at first sight and now he's loitering around outside?

Page 135:
Tsune: Got it. We'll get ready and be right over.
Don't stand close to the windows, okay?
And chain the front door.
Akamatsu: Wh...... What? Did something happen?
Tsune: Okay then, Komomo, put this on!
Let's go rescue her!
Akamatsu: Rescue?
Komomo: I'll have to bring my chiin, too.
SFX: SAH
Akamatsu: Huh? This's Izumi-san's house?
It's pretty far off from her own image.......
Tsune: Yeah.
It's because the rent is only 30,000.

Page 136:
Tsune: Ah,
landlady-san.
Landlady: A~~~~~~
Tsune-chan~~~~
It's been so long~~~
SFX: YOCHIYOCHI (Tottering)
Tsune: Let me introduce you, this is the landlady, Yoda.
Landlady: A~~~~~~
He's attacking~~~ He's attacking~~~ It's Darth Vader~~~!
SFX: PURU PURU (Jiggling)
Tsune: Ah, sory. Her name's Minya.
Landlady: E~~~~~N Daddy~~~~
I'm surrounded by the self-defence force~~~ Daddy Godzila~~~~
T/N: Minya is the name of a baby Godzilla from the Godzilla films.
Landlady: Er,
it's not either of thoooose!!
SFX: SHUH
SFX: SUPAAN

Page 137:
Tsune: Lemme introducer her again.
This is the landlady of Izumi-san's apartment as well as the sharpest straight-man in all of Mukoujima, Granny Toki.
A long long time ago she used to be a waitress at our restaurant.
Toki: Don't say "long long time ago"!
SFX: SUPAAN
Akamatsu: Aren't those kinda......
thick for this weather...... don't you think, guys......?
Toki: What's thick are this guy's eyebrows!
SFX: SUPAAN
Tsune: Ah.
It's him?
It's the guy with lip outlines that fell in love with Izumi-san.
SFX: UROURO (Loitering)
Tsune: Okay, let's go, everyone!
Yoda-san, we need you to do the same thing as always!
Toki: Aye~~~~
And I told you, I'm not Yoda!
SFX: DAH
Tsune: Izumi-saan!
SFX: KONKON
Izumi: Tsune-chan!
And Komomo-chan and Sensei, too........
you all came......?

Page 138:
Tsune: It's all okay now.
Granny Toki is gonna drive him away with a smart method that won't bother the neighbors.
Izumi: Okay.
(Handwritten): Okay, put this on.
Toki: Sonny,
did you fall in love with that woman?
Guy: Huh?
Toki: Huhu...... I guess I can't blame you. She's such a beautiful woman after all......
......But sonny......
You know how they say every beautiful rose has its thorns, right?
You'd be better off giving up on that woman......
She's no ordinary lady......
SFX: GARAH

Page 139:
Guy: Ah.
SFX: NUH
Akamatsu: Wh.....
What on earth is about to happen?
SFX: CHIIIN...
SFX: SUU...

Page 140:
Tsune: Let's make the energy of our prayers reach all the way to Venus!!!
SFX: CHIIIN...
SFX: CHIIIN
Tsune: Our allies across the universe are in need of the benevolent energy our founder La Melusa-sama carries!!
Izumi: LAILALAILALAAAI!!
SFX: CHIIN
Toki: Get out of here!
You religious cult! Get out of this town!!
SFX: BUN

Page 141:
Izumi: LAILA LAILA LAILA LAAI YOUAKING OFKING BEEYAN BEEYAN TAKAO TAKAO REALNAME TAKAO~~~~~~
T/N: Referencing an Enka singer from the early 90's nicknamed Beeyan. His real name is Takao Horiuchi.
SFX: CHIRIIN (Ding)
Toki: Get out of Mukoujima!
Get off of the Earth!
Yana: That's for your patronage.
I came to get the sushi bowl from last night.
SFX: CHIRIIN
Yana: Hm?
SFX: HAH
Yana: !!
Izumi-san......!!
Tsune: It's not Izumi-san!! It's the great founder La Melusa!!
Izumi: LAILA LAILA LAILA LAILA LAAAAAAI!
Tsune: Our great leader is currently communicating with the cosmos!
Toki: A~~~~h, that's right.
I forgot to wash the sushi bowl~~~
Yana: Wh...... What happened to Izumi-san......?
Toki: Ah~~~ This guy dragged Izumi-san into some sorta weird cult~~~
SFX: HYOI
Yana: What?!
Guy: .........
I......

Page 142:
Guy: I can feel the great founder's space energy......!!
Toki: ARE YOU AN IDIOT?!
SFX: BUN GOH
Toki: And hey, I'm not some enemy henchman from a Hong Kong movie!!
SFX: KURUH (Turn) KON
Toki: Hey, why's your forehead getting red? Are you from Yamaguchi Momoe's red series?!!!
T/N: Yamaguchi Momoe is a Japanese singer from the 70's. The Red Series (Akai Series) is a series of serial dramas she played in with Utsui Ken. All starting with "Red" and indicating some melodromatic family circumstances. Like Akai Giwaku (Red Misgivings) and Akai Unmei (Red Fortune).
SFX: JIWAAA... GURI
Tsune: A~~~~h. Looks like Yana-san's wound opened up.
Izumi: .......He found out where I live......
Komomo: Guess you'll have to move again, Izumi-san.
Akamatsu: HUUUUUH?
(Handwritten): Is it Akai Giwaku? Or Akai Unmei?
And uh, why is it everybody orders delivery from Yanagi Sushi?
Komomo: What number move is it this year?
Izumi: ......The 13th...
Akamatsu: HUUUUH?!
Bottom: IZUMI☆NCHI The End

[English] [Translation] Omoni Naitemasu 9 by kewl0210

2012-05-17T04:45:58+00:00

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[Omoni Naitemasu 9 Translation by Kewl0210]
Page 117:
Title: Chapter 8 Let's Start from a Wound
[Really there's no... point to just write the Japanese word in English... But if you want, replace Wound with Kizu and write a note.]

Page 118:
Yana: ............
Izumi-san......
Izumi-san,
it has been a very long time since that incident.
I've heard rumors you're still in Mukoujima,
though in all these months, I've never seen you.
However, I want to see you again dearly
so I always spend my days of searching for you across the city of Mukoujima.
Box: In Disguise

Page 119:
Yana: On rainy days......
and windy days.......
Shirt: Sid and Nancy
Yana: and snowy days......
T/N: Izumi is dressed as a Komusou. A kind of Zen Buddhist monk.

Page 120:
Yana: I search for you every day.
T/N: Now Izumi is wearing a Tengu mask. A kind of yokai. Specifically, one in Tsuge Yoshiharu's style.
Yana: And yesterday...... finally.......
I finally met you on a meal delivery to Cattleya.

Page 121:
Woman: Eh?
Haven't you heard, Yana-san?
Izumi-san is working as a model at that drawing classroom.
Box: Yanagi Sushi - At an extra-special rate of 3480 yen
purchase complete
Yana: Is that true?
Yes.
Woman: The middle school students she was here with yesterday were students.
One was the heiress to the traditional restaurant Midori.
Just don't tell them I told you.
Yana: I am in your debt.
Izumi-san, I
have something I want to tell you when I meet you again.
Hey,
I'd like to choose a ring.
One with a huge gemstone.

Page 122:
SFX: KIRARIIIN
Yana: Hm...
It sparkles like Izumi-san's eyes.
Komomo: Hellooo!
SFX: GACHA...
Yana: Hey.
Komomo: KYAH!
SFX: BATAN

Page 123:
Komomo: Wh-wh-what do you want?!
Yana: Could I see Izumi-san?
Until I see her, I'm not moving from this spot.
Tsuneeeee, troublllllle!
Yana-san is here to kidnap Izumi-san!
Yana: I'm not kidnapping her. I just want to talk.
It'll be over in 3 minutes.
Tsune: Geh,
an enemy plane is attacking?
Komomo: Tsuneeee!
Help me, I can't get my head ouuut!
SFX: GARARA KYAA
Yana: Hey.
You're the daughter of the Midori place, right?
Tsune: You can meet with the head chef of Midori in Tsukiji a lot of the time.
Nobody cares about your friendship record. Please leave.
Yana: Then I'll just be staying here until the class ends.
Komomo: No! This person is a real pain.
Handwritten: He-yup.
Tsune: I guess we've got no choice. Wait 20 minutes.
SFX: PISHA

Page 124:
Box: 20 minutes later
Izumi: Wh......
What is it you want?
Yana: Izumi-san......?

Page 125:
Yana: Something..... about you has really changed......
Tsune: Good! This guy's a moron!
Izumi: Yes......
Quite a bit has happened.......
Now I have been able to become like this.......
SFX: HEKO HEKO (Pliantly)
Yana: It's true...... That's Izumi-san's voice.......
Tsune: So, what're you here for, Yana-san?
Yana: ......No, maybe next time......
I'll come back when Izumi-san is more normal......
SFX: OZUOZU... (Nervously)
Tsune: Is that all your love is?
So at the end of the day, all you liked about Izumi-san were her looks.

Page 126:
Yana: Wha...
That's not true! I was moved by the sight of Izumi-san working hard......
Tsune: Izumi-san, work!
(Handwritten): Help me~~
Tsune: There, she's working. She's wiping with a cloth.
C'mon, go ahead. Say what it is you wanna say.
SFX: SESSE SESSE
Yana: Izumi-san, please marry me!!
Tsune: He said it!!
Yana: Please accept this!
I think it suits you. I chose the prettiest stone I could find.
I'm not sure if it will fit, but.......
Here, put your hand out.
SFX: SU...

Page 127:
SFX: SUH...
Yana: What's this? Yana-san, your hands are like back scratchers.......
Tsune: Uh, that's because they are.
SFX: PITAH
Tsune: Wow, you're really good, Yana-san. You really went along with that gag!
I've misjudged you!
Akamatsu: He hasn't realized it's a gag yet though.
(Handwritten): Is this guy all right?
Tsune: Okay, so, the ring wasn't the right side, so
please go ho~me.
Yana: Wait! Please go back to how you normally look, Izumi-san!
Izumi-san!
SFX: JITABATA
Tsune: You help out, too, Komomo!
Komomo: Okay!! Just leave it to me!!
I just need you to make this door disappear!!
Tsune: Hey, sensei, how 'bout some help?!
Akamatsu: Okay, okay, okay.
I...... I can't get him out...
Tsune: This is bad! Yana-san! Push from the other side!
Yana: O...... Okay.

Page 128:
Yana: Ah!
SFX: BATAN
Tsune: And don't ever come back!
Yana: Shit!
You tricked me, dammit!!
SFX: GARA
Yana: Izumi-san!! I'll be back!
Please get over that illness by then!
Tsune: She's not sick.
This is the Okada Aamin system.
T/N: Okata Aamin is a female mangaka from the last 80's and early 90's. She wrote a comedic manga called Koitsura 100% Densetsu (These Guys are 100% Legends).
(Handwritten): I need time to prepare.
Tsune: Ya know, that guy actually had quite an unexpected sense of humor.
He left still going with the gag.
I'll lend him the series of "Koitsura 100% Densetsu" next time.
Akamatsu: It looks like he really believed it the whole time though... Do you think?
Woman: Huh? Didn't you know?
A long time ago Yana-san got into a fight with some Yakuza that came to his shop and got hit in the head with a whetstone. Ever since then he's been a little on the slow side.
Izumi: Is that so? I'm glad......
(Handwritten): Hew... That was hot...
Tsune: Huh? Where's Komomo.
Komomo: Oww.
You're really mean Tsune!!
Bottom: Chapter 9 Let's Start from a Wound The End

[English] [Translation] Omoni Naitemasu 8 by kewl0210

2012-05-06T09:52:33+00:00

Only for use by Habanero Scans.

[Omoni Naitemasu 8 Translation by Kewl0210]
Page 105:
Title: Chapter 8 Troublemaker
Komomo: That day, Mukoujima was scathing hot from morning till night.

Page 106:
Narration: The year 20XX, August. Mukoujima.
Sign: Staff Wanted for Part-Time
Salary starts at 790 Yen/Hr
Ages 17~45

Time 9:00~14:00
12:00~17:00
17:00~21:00
TEL 030-3XX-4XXX Yanagi Sushi
Izumi: .........
SFX: MIIIN MIN MIN (Cicadas chirping)

Page 107:
Komomo: From the moment Izumi-san pulled back the curtain into Yanagi Sushi,
Box: Storyteller: Komomo Nobuchika
Izumi: Excuse me......
Komomo: the tragedy began.
SFX: GARA...
Izumi: I came to ask about the sign posted outside......
SFX: POOOOH ZAKUH

Page 108:
Yanagi: FATHEEEEEEEEEEER!
Komomo: Fortunately, the treatment for it was quick, and they somehow managed to reattach the boss's finger......
Tsune: It was a good thing they brought the cut-off finger in a cooler with some ice an fish in it.
Akamatsu: At least take out the fish~~~~
SFX: HII

Page 109:
Komomo: With the boss injured, the duty to manage the shop fell upon the son, Yana-san......
But the missus......
Missus: Honestly, why can't he act his age? He made that gaff because he's always ogling young women.
Wouldn't it be better not to hire that woman, after all this?
Yana: Come, now.
(Handwritten): HAA...
Yana: We've finally got the part-time worker we've needed.
We'll have her work starting tomorrow.
Narration: Day 2
Izumi: Matsu, two meals, please!

Page 110:
Names: Katsuramuki Chef
Spit-Roasting Chef
Sea Urchin Chef
Urchin: I already love her!!
SFX : ZAKUH BUSUH GUSAH
T/N: Katsura Muki is a kind of cutting of vegetables like carrots and daikon radishes into thin sheets.
Izumi: A-
Are you all right?!
SFX: GYAAAAAA
Yana: What're you idiots doing?!
Hurry and stop the bleeding!!
(Handwritten): WAAAA WAAAAA
The bloood
WAAA
Yana: Izumi-san, I need you to handle him!!
(Handwritten): Moooom, the first-aid kit!
Izumi: Okay.
Guy: Gh-
Izumi: Wah.
How do I stop the blood......?
SFX: OROORO... (Fluttered)

Page 111:
Guy: Gh......
SFX: PAKUH
Guy: I......
SFX: POTAPOTA (Dripping)
Guy: Izumi-san, me, too......
(Handwritten): You know, uh...
Izumi: Okay!
SFX: BAH

Page 112:
SFX: CHUUU (Kissing)

Page 113:
Guy: Eh?
SFX: GAH
SFX: SUH
Guy: Eeh?
Yana-san!
SFX: PIH
Izumi: Sto......
No.....
SFX: PARIIIN GUSAH GASHAAN BUSUH BUSUH GUSA GUSA GUSA GOH

Page 114:
Izumi: NOOoo
SFX: PIIIPOOOH PIIIPOOOH PIIIPOOOH PIIIPOOOH PIIIPOOOH (Sirens)
Tsune: So basically, it's a horrifying story of how because they all wanted to be kissed by Izumi-san, everyone from the chefs to the customers rushed to injure themselves.
Komomo: And that's just the second day......
Handwritten: Ha... HAWAWA...
Akamatsu: Wh..... What happened on the third day......?
(Handwritten): I'm actually somewhat full already, though.
Izumi: ......P......
Please don't make me relive it......
Yana: I love you.....
Won't you be with me?

Page 115:
Someone: Wait a minuuuuute!
Yana: Eh?
SFX: KARAN
Yana: F......
Father!!
Father: Izumi-san!
You taught me that I still have this kind of passion left in me!
I give you my deepest thanks!
SFX: NUH

Page 116:
Yana: Father, behind yoooooou!
Father: Eh?
SFX: TATATA
SFX: DON
Komomo: And.....
Well,
that's
what happened.
Tsune: Do you know Gensenkan Shujin?
I love Tsuge, too. See?
Komomo: Next time, get Yana-san to show you the scar under his headband.
(Handwritten): Uuu...
T/N: Gensenkan Shujin is an manga from the 1968. Translated, the title is Master of the Gensenkan Inn. It's done by the author Tsuge Yoshiharu, known for his dream-like surrealism.
Narration: Meanwhile
Father: My finger and back wounds have a dull ache.
Guess it'll be raining tonight.
Yana: Izumi-san.......
Bottom: Chapter 8 Troublemaker The End

[English] [Translation] Omoni Naitemasu 7 by kewl0210

2012-05-04T07:49:41+00:00

Only for use by Habanero Scans.

[Omoni Naitemasu 7 Translation by Kewl0210]
Page 93:
Title: Chapter 7 Don't Get Excited
T/N: In the original, the subject of the phrase "Iro mekanaide" meaning "don't color" or "don't get excited" is written in all-caps romaji.

Page 94:
Akamatsu: But, man...
every time I look at it, it's like it's gotten taller.
What was it called again?
Tokyo......
Tokyo......
Komomo: "Sky Tree"
That's it. [Heart]
Akamatsu: Ah......
SFX: BIKUH (Surprise) Pyokon☆
Komomo: Soon it's gonna be that big~ ["That" in italics.]
Tsune: You goin' home already Four Eyes?
Go have tea with Komomo.
SFX: KYAH [Heart]

Page 95:
Akamatsu: Eh? Ah. Tea?!
Komomo: S-
Stop it! Tsune, I told you you didn't need do that. Something like that's actually really off-putting.
Tsune: How 'bout we all go for some enzyme juice?
Tsune: What about you, Izumi-san? Wanna go?
To Cattleya?
Izumi: Ah, okay. I suppose I'll go......
Tsune: It's okay. We're not meeting anybody. You don't need a disguise.
(Handwritten): Okay, are we going?
That must be such a pain, doing that for every little thing.
SFX: SUCHA
Tsune: I'll have enzyme juice.
Right Sign: Juice
1/2 Size Pea
Orange
Banana Celery
Fresh Squeezed
Perishable foods.
contained in a bi [This whole sign is cut off on the right side]
Left Sign: Fresh-Squeezed Juice 600 Yen
Aloe, lemon, apple,
honey, celery, parsley
asparagus [These flavors are next to the big parenthesis]
Hot Orange 500 Yen
Fresh-Squeezed Black Grape Juice [Stuck on]
Avocado Juice 600 Yen
Banana Shake 500 Yen
Komomo: I'll have the apple and celery. [Heart]
And you, Izumi-san?
Izumi: Tsu.......
Tsune-chan......
Could you order a strawberry milkshake for me?
It's pretty expensive, 100 yen, though...... [Small]
Tsune: It's fine. Get whatever you want.

Page 96:
Tsune: I've got money.
Akamatsu: Eh?
Is Tsune-chan that well off?
Komomo: Yes.
Tsune-chan is the soul heir of the biggest traditional Japanese restaurant in Mukoujima.
Yeah. Sorry. I've got nothing but money.
C'mon, order whatever you want, poor college student.
Akamatsu: He-...... He~~h.
So that's how you're able to buy the straw raincoats, wigs, giant uniforms and all that.......?
Izumi: That's right...... I'm...... unemployed, so everything is bought for me......
(Handwritten): by Tsune-chan...
Akamatsu: ......
Eh?
Wh...... What did you say just then?
Izumi: Eh?
Th...... That I'm unemployed?......

Page 97:
Izumi: Ah, yes.
I am unemployed.
Akamatsu: I...... Is that so......?
I can't imagine how......
Tsune: She's too beautiful so she can't work anywhere.
No matter where she goes, the men fall in love with her and the women reject her.
She always gets forced into quitting in less than a month.
Akamatsu: I can imagine that but......
Someone as beautiful as Izumi-san could be a model or an actress or anything like that, couldn't she......?
Tsune: All right you,
you've just been selected as the representative for Eastern-Japan for the national thoughtlessness championship.
Komomo: There's no way Izumi-san could do that. That world of people step on top of each other!
Only malicious women with bad personalities can survive in that world!
(Handwritten): That's impossible for her!!
Guy: Thanks for your patronage.
SFX: GACHA

Page 98:
Guy: Izumi......
san......
Komomo: Oh know! He's found her out!
Why did you get delivery from Yanagi Sushi?!
We told you that Yanagi was a no-no, didn't we?!
Woman: Huh?
Wasn't Kura Sushi the one I couldn't call?
(Handwritten): Hold ooon!
Tsune: Izumi-san!

Page 99:
Akamatsu; Eh? What?
Another former boyfriend?
(In Bubble): Is it?
SFX: GATAH
Tsune: Izumi-san, let's go.
Guy: Gh......
SFX: GATAH
Guy: W...... Wai......
(Handwritten): Sushiii
SFX: SASASASA
Komomo: This is bad! Really really bad!
It's Yana-san from "The Mukoujima Three Days of Bloodshed"~~~~
Akamatsu: Wh-
What? Three Days of Bloodshed?
Eh?
Hey!
SFX: GORI GORI
Yana: Izumi-san, wait!
SFX: BAN
Yana: I.....
I'm still......
(Handwritten): Th... This guy's huuuge.

Page 100:
Yana: I'm still in......
I'm still in......

Page 101:
Yana: love with you......!!!
Tsune: Izumi-san!
Yasuha!!!
SFX: FURAH
Izumi: !!
SFX: BAH

Page 102:
Tsune: Y-
...You......
blond haired pig bastard!
Tsunbe: One-two-three go!
Jyanjyaaraaa Chanranranran Chachachara dararirariraa [Music note]
T/N: She's singing Fly-Day Chinatown, a 1981 single by Japanese singer Yasuha.
SFX: PAN PAN PAN PAN (Clapping)
Tsune: Charararah, charararah,
charararah, charararah,
Jyaaaan
Izumi: It's
Soooooooooo
Fly-Day!
Fly-Day Chinatown! [Music note]
Tsune: This is piano.
She's playing piano.
In a crowd in the middle of the night~
It's Soooooooo Fly-Day!

Page 103:
Tsune: Hew, that was close......
I got flustered, running into an enemy totally exposed like that.
SFX: Huu...
Akamatsu: ......So
......what was all thaT?
(Handwritten): It was some passionate singing, though...
Tsune: That was Yasuha, dude. Yasuha.
If you're attracting men, Yasuba. When think of Yasuba, you think of the very idea of repelling men and pulverize budding love. But the song was Fly-Day Chinatown.
Izumi: I'm sorry, Tsune-chan......
I still don't quite know the lyrics......
(In Bubble): I'm not sure I sang it well......
Tsune: You were fine, just fine. We can watch it on YouTube later and practice.
Komomo: I didn't like that. It reminded me of the "Three Days of Bloodshed"......
I drank tea at "Cattleya" on that day, too~
And I could hear ambulance sirsn......
Akamatsu: H-Hey?
I've been wondering for a while, what is that?
SFX: BURU~~~ BURU~~ (Trembling)

Page 104:
Komomo: ......Do you want to know?
Tsune: It's a long story.
Izumi: H......
SFX: JIWAA...
Komomo: It sure was an ordeal, that day on Mukoujima...
There were so many ambulances stopped in front of the shops......
At first......
I thought a terrorist attack had occurred on Mukoujima.
Title: Chapter 7 Don't Get Excited

[English] [Translation] Omoni Naitemasu 6 by kewl0210

2012-04-30T09:52:35+00:00

Only for use by Habanero Scans.

[Omoni Naitemasu 6 Translation by Kewl0210]
Page 79:
Title: Chapter 6 Komomo Glance

Page 80:
Tsune: Ah.
Komomo?
So, wanna come see?
When can you come over? Today?
Ok, sure.

Page 81:
SFX: NIKO NIKO (smiling)
Akamatsu: Man, I'm so glad Izumi-san stopped wearing weird costumes......
Today we should finally be able to get some proper sketching done.
But she's a professional model, so it's only natural that she'd pose.
Yeah. She was that, what was it called, "I" from the "I Portrait" series, right?
It was thanks to that series that Professor Aoyama became famous, after all.
That collection of masterpieces of the Muse known as Izumi-san......
Good morniiiiing......
SFX: GACHA

Page 82:
Izumi: Ah, good morning!
Akamatsu: HUHUHUHUHUHUH? That is not Muse-liiiiiiiiiike!!!!
(Handwritten in-bubble): What is this?!
SFX: KYUPIIIN☆
Izumi: Ah, it's the guardian spirit of the Giants, Kroon.
Akamatsu: Who?!
Is that somebody well known?
SFX: KURUH (Turn)
Izumi: This is actually something Tsune-chan bought on the net for use in a Kijimuna costume, but......
T/N: A Kijimuna is a wood sprite in Okinawan folklore that look like human children covered in red hair.
Izumi: When I put it on, Tsune-san said it made me look like Kroon......
(Handwritten): I don't really understand it well, though......
Akamatsu: Huh?!
Speaking of which, where is Tsune-chan?

Page 83:
Izumi: Ah, Tsune-chan is going to meet a friend right now.
She said that her school friend is coming to play at the classroom today......
Akamatsu: Eh? Is that so?
Do you think they could be a new student?
Or something?
Izumi: Ah, I don't know...... I didn't ask her anything.....
Akamatsu: Well, it's true that if we only have one student, we'll really go into the red.
Ah, but this is a place that Professor Aoyama runs as just sort of a hobby, so it should be okay, I guess.
SFX: FUH
Izumi: Uh.
Uuu......
Akamatsu: Eh. Ah.
Sorry. Did I say something I shouldn't ha......
Tsune: Good morniiing.
SFX: GACHA

Page 84:
Tsune: My friend's here to hang out. I'm gonna let him observe.
Akamatsu: Ah.
Okay.
(Handwritten): Uh... U...
SFX: NUH
Tsune: Whadda ya think?
Guy: S-
Stop pointing.
Akamatsu: Eh?

Page 85:
Tsune: Ah, let me introduce you. This is my classmate, Komomo.
Komomo: No-
That's okay! You don't need to!
SFX: BAH
Akamtsu: S-So it was a boy.......
Tsune: Yeah.
I know he looks like Saigou Takamori on the outside, but on the inside he's the maiden Komomo Nobuchika-kun.
T/N: Saigou Takamori is a famous samurai in Japanese history during the late Edo Period and early Meiji Era. [Put a picture of him in.]
Komomo: No-
Don't say my last name.
SFX: DOGODOGO
Izumi: Komomo-chan, it's been so long!
(Handwritten): Ah, good. She stopped crying.
Komomo: Aah. Izumi-saan.
Iiit's beeen soooo loooong.
SFX: SUKUH Hirahira (Flutter)
Komomo: Ah, here.
I though everyone could have some of these......
Go on.
Izumi: Wah, cookies!
Did you make them, Komomo?
SFX: GOSOGOSO (Rummaging) PAKA

Page 86:
Komomo: I thought I'd make some cookie-cutter cookies, but I used a little too much egg, so the dough got too soft. So I mad them into pastry bag cookies.
(Handwritten): I only had large-size eggs....
E~h, amazing!
You're so clever~
Tsune: When I told him our new sensei was gay, he said he just had to come see. So I brought him along.
Akamatsu: Could you please not say that sort of thing to your school friends?
(Handwritten): Ya know, I really don't know how I'd categorize that boy's character.
Akamatsu: Anyhow, why is she in a costume again to......
Tsune: Okay, let's get sketching!!
Wind up, Kroon!
Komomo: Kyaa!
I wanna be wound uuuuup!!
SFX: ZAH
Tsune: Speaking of which, even though you're gay, I think there's still a possible chance that Izumi-san's abundant beauty may turn you onto women, so I got this setup in a hurry this morning.
In such a situation, I'd rethink what to do.
Akamatsu: For being in a hurry, you did a great job!
SFX: GUH
Tsune: By the way, Komomo is still in middle school, so hands off.
Komomo: No-
Oh, Tsune, you're too straightforward.
(Handwritten): I'll report you.
SFX: KAAAA

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Akamatsu: But, you know. I'm not actually gay or anything.
If you had to categorize me, I'd be in the Yamazaki Tooru-chan box.
T/N: Yamazaki Tooru is someone known for acting like a stereotypical homosexual as a comedic character, but claims he actually isn't one. [I hate researching this... it's so hard to figure these weird jokes out.]
Komomo: No-
You don't know that~ You've still yet to ever really fall in love.
(Handwritten): Um... That's enough...
Do you think you could change into... something normal...?
Izumi: Ah, yes... Sorry...
Komomo:But......
SFX: CHIRAH... (Glance)
(Handwritten): Hey, Tsune-chan, I also need you to continue the drawing we started the other day.
Tsune: Eh?
You think you might have a crush him?!
SFX: HISO... (Whisper) HIH
Komomo: NoO!
What're you saying, Tsune? You idiot!
SFX: BASHIIN
Tsune: I'm sorry, I'm sorry! It's okay, he didn't hear me.
Komomo: Oooh, honestlyyyy, Tsune......
(Handwritten): Idiot! [This is small between the bubbles]
I... I'll just pretend I didn't hear that... I'll just move on...
SFX: GABAAH

Page 88:
Akamatsu: Aaand,
once you've got the form, don't worry about the details, first draw in the large parts......
SFX: SHAKA SHAKA (Scratching)
Akamatsu: Okay, now give it a try drawing on your own from here.
Tsune: Eh?
Seriously?
Komomo, why don't you give it a try?
Komomo: Eh?
No, no, no. I've only taken two years of art.
SFX: BUN BUN BUN
Akamatsu: D...... Do you want to try?
Komomo: .....
(Handwritten): Just a little for now...
SFX: KOKUN... Mojimoji... Moji (Fidgeting)
SFX: SHAKA SHAKA... (scratching)

Page 89:
Tsune: Hey, Four Eyes, guide him some.
Akamatsu: Don't call me Four Eyes.
And you should be drawing, too.
(Handwritten): This is your sketch in the first place.
Tsune: I don' wanna. She looks like a female Matsuzaki Shigeru.
T/N: Matsuzaki Shigeru is a singer and actor that has a trademark dark tan.
Akamatsu: You're the one who put that on, aren't you?!
Komomo: Ahn. What's this? My hands are turning black......
Akamatsu: Eh?
(Handwritten): Ah, the charcoal...
Tsune: Run, Komomo! Or he'll lick your hands!
Komomo: Noo! [Heart]
Akamoto: Like hell I am!
(Handwritten): I'm being... yelled at...
Akamatsu: Stop going "tokun"!
SFX: TOKUN HII
Tsune: So?
What're ya gonna do, Komomo?
Komomo: Hm......
I'm join......
Tsune: Okay! We got another student!
Akamatsu: Huh?
SFX: KOKU... (Nod)

Page 90:
Tsune: You must be glad, Izumi-san. Now I won't have to keep sneaking rice from my kitchen into ziplock bags and sending it to Izumi-san's house.
Izumi: Uh.....
I'm sorry...... I'm sorry for everything.......
SFX: JIWAH...
Akamatsu: Eh? What do you mean?
Tsune: Don't you know that her pay for being a model is the students' monthly fee?
Akamatsu: Huh?
Hang on a second, Izumi-san gets paid plenty from Professor Aoyama, doesn't she?
Tsune: So naive.
Jin-sensei's wife manages all of the money he made from the "I Series", so Izumi-san hasn't seen one yen of it.
Izumi: Uh.
Tsune: So in other words, Izumi-san is a lover that doesn't get an allowance. A "pauper lover".
And I am her patron.
Izumi: Komomo-chan......
Thank you...... The monthly fee is 10,000 yen a month......
Komomo: Okaaay.
Here. I have it leftover from my new years envelope. [Heart]
Akamatsu: EEEEEEEEH?!
Bottom: Chapter 6 Komomo Glance The End

T/N: Tsune, although female, use the masculine first person pronoun "ore" or the arrogent "ore-sama". Whereas Komomo uses the feminine "atashi" or the neutral "watashi".

[English] [Translation] Omoni Naitemasu 5 by kewl0210

2012-04-28T00:57:45+00:00

Only for use by Be With You Scans.

[Omoni Naitemasu 5 Translation by Kewl0210]
Page 67:
Title: Chapter 5 Yavai-Yabai-Yabai
T/N: Yabai is an interjection meaning "dangerous".

Page 68:
Akamatsu: E~~h?
Email:
To: Akamatsu Keisuke
Subject: Painting Classroom
From: Aoyama Jin
Body: How is the classroom? Going well?
For the time being, please take digital photos of the students' sketches and send them to me. Each week.
If you don't do it, I'm not giving you credit, okay?
[There's really no point in me translating all the menus in the email program. But if you want, I can later.]
Akamatsu: ............
This isn't good.......
This is seriously not good......

Page 69:
Akamatsu: Yeah.......
I keep getting shaken, and they're looking down on me because of it.......
I should keep up a composed face......
Anyhow, I'm gonna get them to do some serious sketching today!!
Even if it's of a costume!!
If it's drawn realistically, even if it's of a Konaji Jijii or of Ratman, it'll be a great learning experience!
Today, no matter what strange cosplay model-san is doing, I won't balk and say this sternly......!
"Okay. Model-san, please pose for us."......
SFX: GACHA

Page 70:
Izumi: Ah...... Sensei......
Good morning......
Akamatsu: There's no way she can poooooose!
Box: Sarashi Mohican.
T/N: This doesn't seem to be any kind of character. A Sarashi is a kind of bleached cotton used to make long clothes. [I honestly don't know what this means. I spent like an hour looking over the internet to find some explanation but there isn't one really.]
SFX: Shinken (serious)
Izumi: Ah, I'll go pour us some tea, shall I......?
Tsune: Ah, watch the packing tape......
Akamatsu: HIH
SFX: ZUZUZU... ZUZU...
Tsune: I'd like some ginger tea~
Use the ginger grater~
Izumi: Okaaay.
Akamatsu: How's she gonna do that?
How can she grate ginger?!
SFX: ZUH... ZUZUZU...

Page 71:
Tsune: This is our first time going away from Mizuki in a long time, but I'm starting to think it really is too weak......
(Handwritten): Haa...
I don't really like this sort much...
Akamatsu: No what're you getting depressed for?!
Izumi: KYAH!
Akamatsu: I told yooooou!
SFX: DOTAN
SFX: KACHA KACHA
SFX: PURU PURU (Shaking)
Tsune: A~Ah.
So in this age of plastic bottles, you don't even know how to pour tea?
Izumi: I'm terribly sorry for making you have to do this, Sensei......
Akamatsu: Hot!
SFX: BUN GACHAN

Page 72:
SFX: KOHON... (cough)
Akamatsu: Um,
I'm got a really earnest request to ask......
Can we do this seriously today?
(Handwritten): Sunday Japon!!
T/N: Sunday Japon is a variety talk show. Abbreviated Sunjapo.
Akamatsu: Turn Sunjapo off!
Um, ok then I'll just come out and say it......
Today I got an email from Professor Aoyama.
Izumi: Eh?

Page 73:
Izumi: From Ji...... Ji...... Jin-san......?
Akamatsu: Ah, yes. That's right.
Professor Aoyama Jin
said that I need to take photos of all of the students' sketches that they do in the classroom and email them
to him.
Tsune: Students?
(Handwritten): Huh?
Akamatsu: That would be you. ["You" in italics.]
Anyhow,
I came here to be an instructor!
Akamatsu: And if there's any question about me falling in love with Izumi-san...... or anything,
you have absolutely no need to worry.
Tsune: How can you be so sure?
Don't tell me you've got a girlfriend?

Page 74:
Akamatsu: I...
I do!
Tsune: Yeah, that's a lie.
Akamatsu: ......
Tsune: Don't try to show off. It's disgraceful for someone your age.
Akamatsu: Then,
I'm gay.
Tsune: Eh?!
SFX: GACHAN
Tsune: F......
For real?
Akamatsu: Why did you believe that one?
SFX: DAA
Tsune: This is amazing... I've gotta email Komomo!
Akamatsu: No, no!
That was a joke......
Izumi: Komomo-chan is Tsune-chan's one and only school friend.
Tsune: All right, all right! If he's gay, we're okay, Izumi-san!
We've finally got someone with no risk!
Izumi: I see. If he's gay it's okay, huh......?
Akamatsu: No, no, no, no...
SFX: PON PON

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Tsune: Then,
pose for us for 20 minutes, pleaase.
Izumi: Okaaay.
Akamatsu: Okay, fine.....
Gay, then......
(Handwritten): If that'll get the classroom working well, let's go with it...
Wonderful...
Tsune: Sensei.
I think I really can't get the form right. Show me an example.
Akamatsu: Eh?
I can draw?
SFX: KIRAAAN (sparkle)

Page 76:
SFX: GATAN
SFX: SHUH
SFX: ZAH
SFX: ZAH ZAZAZA
SFX: SHAH SHAH
Tsune: .............
SFX: SHAKA SHAKA SHAKA

Page 77:
Akamatsu: .............
Izumi: Akamatsu-sensei......
Akamatsu: Eh?
Ah.
Yes?
Izumi: Um...... Excuse me for asking, but......
Akamatsu: Y-Yes? What is it?
Izumi: Um...... In Jin-san's...... email from Italy.......
did he write anything about me......?

Page 78:
Akamatsu: Eh......
Ah......
Well, nothing in particular......
Izumi: --Kh
SFX: PAH
Izumi: Uuuuu
Tsune: Hh!!
Don't tell me, you're also into Ji......?
(Handwritten): Are you gonna be Izumi-san's rival?
Akamatsu: No! No! That is not, not, not true!
SFX: ZUZUZUZU
Akamatsu: Aaah, yeah.....
I guess this one----?
Tsune: It's okay, Izumi-san!
This guy's a shotacon! Older men are out of his range!!
Izumi: Nothing......
Nothing about me at all......?
Magazine: Energetic!! Motivated!!
Barneys Jr.
Limited Edition Issue!!!
Bottom: Chapter 5 Yabai-Yabai-Yabai The End

[English] [Translation] Omoni Naitemasu 4 by kewl0210

2012-04-24T08:34:05+00:00

Only for use by Be With You Scans.

[Omoni Naitemasu 4 Translation by Kewl0210]
Page 53:
Title: Chapter 4 Spring Breeze Stalker

Page 54:
SFX: TOPA TOPA TOPA
Sign: Water Bus
Sakurabashi Boarding Area
Tokyo Waterside Line
SFX: TOTOTO
Akamatsu: Nooow then......
I should be getting some proper sketches without any costumes.......

Page 55:
SFX: TOKO TOKO TOKO
SFX: TOKO TOKO TOKO
Akamatsu: Ah.
Izumi-san......?

Page 56:
Akamatsu: ......
Ah.
SFX: TATATATA
SFX: BAH POIH
Akamatsu: WAAAAAAAAAA
SFX: PYOOOON (Boing)

Page 57:
SFX: DOBON
Akamatsu: NO WAAAAAY!
SFX: BUHAH BASSHAN
Akamatsu: WAH
AH
Lifesaver: Tokyo Metropolitan Area Construction
SFX: BAH

Page 58:
Izumi: So cold......
Tsune: Say, why were you there with such good timing?
I'll bet you've already started stalking her.
SFX: GATA GATA (Trembling)
Akamatsu: No, I'm not. I was there because I come here on the waterbus.
And right when I got to the Sakurabashi boarding area......
Tsune: Eh? Water bus?
Uwah, now I'm backing off! You're that kind of person?
Danger! Extreme danger! Romanticists are dangerous!
Let's go with Rat Man today like we planned.
Akamatsu: I knew it! So that's a Rat Man outfit?!
Tsune: Man, I'm glad I brought this along. It made a perfect change of clothes.
Izumi-san's clothes are drying over here.
Izumi: Uuh...... Sorry, Tsune-chan......
Akamatsu: So that's why. I thought that gray all-in-one you're wearing was a little odd...
SFX: GASAGOSO
Tsune: Okay.
Please pose for 20 minutes, if you please.
SFX: PI

Page 59:
T/N: She's dressed as Rat Man, another Gegege no Kitarou character.
Tsune: It's hard to get a good balance.
Akamatsu: Aah......
She's already even wearing a mask......
U-Um, seriously, it's okay. I'm not
gonna f-fall in love with Izumi-san or anything like that.
So can't we just do this the normal way?
Tsune: Like hell I can believe a stalker like you.
You're already trailing Izumi-san, aren't you? You're so damn creepy.
SFX: SHAH
Akamatsu: I told you, I'm not!
I live in Yanaka, so the most convenient way for me to get here is by water bus......
When I got off the water bus, Izumi-san just happened to be crying on top of the bridge......
SFX: SHAKA SHAKA
Akamatsu: By the way, even though you thanked me, from all these stalker accusations I don't remember it.
But if I hadn't been there and thrown a life ring, who know's what would've happened......?
Tsune: It's fine. Whatever you say, Izumi-san always swims to the beach.
(Handwritten): That's the fifth time she's jumped in just this year.

Page 60:
Tsune: Hey,
you're good at swimming, aren't you, Izumi-san?
SFX: KOKU KOKU (Nod) GURA GURA
Akamatsu: Eh...... EEH~~~~?
Tsune: Hello! Sensei!
I can't get the head and body together right!
Akamatsu: In the end, all we got done in the classroom today was a big drawing of a Mizuki Shigeru-sensei character done on charcoal paper.
(Handwritten): This is good. Mukoujima curry...
[That sign's the same one as from earlier in the chapter. Water Bus Sakurabashi and so on. If it keeps appearing, there's no need for me to rewrite it every time.]
Akamatsu: But that woman really is reckless......
If you jump into a huge river like this you'd normally...... die, if you fell the wrong way.......
Hm?

Page 61:
Akamatsu: WAAAAA
SFX: PURU PURU PURU (Shaking)
Akamatsu: Hey,
wha-
SFX: DODADADADA
Akamatsu: what are you doing? AGAAAAAIN?!
Izumi: Ah,
Sensei!
SFX: PURU PURU
Izumi: Sensei, this.......
Let's keep this a secret from Tsune-chan......
Akamatsu: That's not the problem here!
SFX: SAH
Akamatsu: What?
What are you doing that for? What is it you want?
SFX: PURU PURU (Trembling)
Izumi: Ah, yes. The postcard caught over there......

Page 62:
Akamatsu: Ah, that postcard? That's what you're ting to get?!
Got it. I'll do it for you! So please, get back up onto the ledge!!
Izumi: Eh?
Ah...... I can't get up......
I think I pulled a tendon in my arm.......
Akamatsu: Aaaah, okay, okay!
SFX: GASHI
Akamatsu: Heave-ho!
Izumi: KYAH!
SFX: DOSA
Izumi: Ah.
I'm terribly so.......
Akamatsu: A-Are you okay?
Anyhow, the postcard.
Um, I have a bucket for use in water coloring, so I'll fasten a rope to it and.......

Page 63:
Akamatsu: Eiyah!
SFX: BAH
All right, I hooked it!
Izumi: Amazing!
I knew I could count on you, sensei!
Akamatsu: I'm glad it went well.
So what is that postcard?
Izumi: Uh.......
SFX: POROH (drip)

Page 64:
Izumi: Uuuuuh......
Akamatsu: Eh?
Hey......
Izumi-san?
Tsune: Eh? That postcard?
That postcard I threw into the river? ["I" in italics.]
You purposefully picked it up?
Akamatsu: Eh......? Shouldn't I have?
I mean, what is that postcard?
Tsune: Jin-sensei got drunk off the traveling air and went into Tsuji Hitonari mode. And excessively treats her like a lover. It happens a lot.
Hey, Izumi-san, are you listening? Ah, she can't hear us. This sucks.
Postcard: I wanted you to be able to see this scenery, too.
From Florence with love,
[The rest of what's written on there is already English]
T/N: Izumi is dressed as Medama Oyaji (Eyeball Father) from Gegege no Kitarou. Tsuji Hitonari is a famous romantic writer, compose, and film director and has been married three times.
Bottom: Chapter 4 Spring Breeze Stalker The End

[English] [Translation] Omoni Naitemasu 3 by kewl0210

2012-04-24T05:33:30+00:00

Only for use by Be With You Scans

And I'll just keep going.

[Omoni Naitemasu 3 Translation by Kewl0210]
Page 41:
Title: Chapter 3 Tune goes on

Page 42:
Sign: Tokyo University of Fine Arts
Paper: I Portrait 2009 - Oil Painting

Page 43:
Text: The "I Portrait" series excited fans with the new motif of nudity, but this series had an image quality that was deeper than sensual physical beauty. Along with the tension of some inseparable "quality", the realism of the gently presented feeling

of being a person seeing "the woman herself" is so sharp it's as if it was cut with a knife. And with the expressive ability of Aoyama Jin and the achingly deep emotion, it achieves a peerless degree of perfection.
Aoyama went as far as using a technique called tempera to express the subjective realism of "I"'s beauty.

The concept of realism is to simply express the reality of photographs in the medium of a painting. An example being the "I" series.

Book: Spine: Aoyama
Jin
Paintings Collection [This is all on the spine]
Wrapper: Vivid beauty that shakes the soul
Aoyama Jin [Big on the cover]
Aoyama Jin [On the spine]
Modern Fine Art [On the black part]
A compilation of the artist's full collection from his earliest to his newest works. [Far left]
Akamatsu: I see...... That woman is......
The "I" from the......
I Portrait Series.......

Page 44:
Kitou: Oh, Akamatsu-shi!
Akamatsu: Ah. Kitou-san.
Doing a report on art history?
Kitou: Yeah.
It doesn't look good, I may have to repeat the class.
Oh.
"I" series.
Akamatsu: I'm going to Aoyama Prefecture's classrom
because I'm short on credits.
Kitou: Eh?
SFX: BIKUH (surprise)
Kitou: A...... Akamatsu-shi, you're instructing there?!
Starting when?
Akamatsu: Ah, I already am. I went once. But there was only one student there.
Kitou: You've gotta quit that----
You'll be in big trouble if you go there hoping for credits.
Kawakami-san and Yoshizawa-san both quit college, right? Haven't you heard the rumors that that was because of "I"?!
Akamatsu: Eh?
Ah....... Yeah. "I", huh?
Kitou: Speaking of which, have you met her?
"I"?
Akamatsu: Eh.
Uh,
yes.
SFX: GUAH

Page 45:
Kitou: What was she like? That beauty like in these pictures?
Akamatsu: Eh? Yeah, well......
(Handwritten): You're poking me with that.
She was incredibly beautiful,
but......
Kitou: But?
Tune: Here we gooo.
SFX: PIPIPIPIPI

Page 46:
Akamatsu: .............
SFX: DARADARA (sluggish) Karikarikari (drawing)
Akamatsu: Umm......
So what sort of costume is this, today......?
Izumi: Ah.......
Iss Mizuki Shigeru-sensei's soldier character......
SFX: MOGOMOGO
Akamatsu: ......
Is she going to wear this the whole time
(Handwritten): today, too? [In bubble]
She has..... a thick paper in her mouth.......
Tsune: Yeah.
This is for you and for the classroom.
Akamatsu: .......
Tsune: Dammit.
I can't get the hat right......
Especially this drooping part on the side......
Akamatsu: Then let's take the hat off.

Page 47:
Tsune: E~~~h, are you sure about that?
But we made it this far without any bloodshed.
Akamatsu: Just what exactly has gone on in the past?!
Izumi: Uuh.
Tsune: Ah, look. You made her remember.
Akamatsu: HIIH
SFX: POROH
Izumi: I'm...... sorry......
It was my fault........
Everyone in this classroom was getting along so well......
and those things happened......
Tsune: It's okay. The lawyer said Haruta-san probably wouldn't be indicted.
And I heard Yokokawa-san will probably get discharged from the hospital in around two weeks.
Izumi: Uuh......
Akamatsu: Seriously, what the hell happe~~~~~~ned?!!

Page 48:
Tsune: Well, I'll just draw her crying.
Akamatsu: H......
How dry......
SFX: SUTASUTA (briskly) potapota (crying)
Tsune: Okay, Izumi-san, just stay like that.
SFX: SUH
SFX: SHAKA SHAKA SHAKA
Tsune: Okay, done.
Drawing: Aaah, an honorable defeat.
T/N: The character is meant to look like the main character from Mizuki Shigeru's manga "Aaah, Taiheiyou".
Akamatsu: Hey, are you making fun of me? Are you two working together to find ways to tease me?

Page 49:
Akamatsu: Um, if you really want to take an entrance exam for an art college,
you need to do things more properly.
You have such a wonderful model here to work with,
so you should do lots of things like human sketches and croquis sketch drawings.
And of course some oil paintings, too. You need all of those to put together a proper curriculum......
I'm only here for one month, but I've been put in charge of this classroom so I'll say this outright.
Do you think that art school entrance exams are that easy?

Page 50:
SFX: GATAN
Akamatsu: Eh?
Tsune: I'm going home.
Akamatsu: Eh?
Wai-
Tsune: Sensei, please go after her!
I know how Tsune-chan seems, but she's actually a normal middle schooler that is easily hurt.
Akamatsu: Eh?
Ah.
Is that right?
Tsune-chan!!

Page 51:
SFX: TATATA
Izumi: I'm sorry, Tsune-chan......
Hey, Sensei, you apologize, too......
Akamatsu: Eh,
ah,
um.......
Well......
I'm sorry. I was a little too harsh there.
Tsune: ............
Akamatsu: Uh-
Um......
Izumi: Tsune-chan...... Why don't we go back to the classroom and continue?
I, well, I have a feeling this sensei is going to be different from all the other senseis.......
So......
SFX: SUH

Page 52:
Izumi: Today, I'll......
SFX: SAH
Izumi: model wearing normal clothes.......
SFX: DOKIH
Tsune: ............
You're blushing.
Izumi: HIH
SFX: HAH BAH
Tsune: Private Anno!!
Face Sergent Akamatsu and salute!!!
Akamatsu: Um......
Just what kind of relationship do the two of you have?
SFX: FUHAH SUCHA ZAH
Bottom: Chapter 3 Tsune goes on The End

[English] [Translation] Omoni Naitemasu 2 by kewl0210

2012-04-24T03:10:54+00:00

Only for use by be With You Scans.

Gegege...

[Omoni Naitemasu 2 Translation by Kewl0210]
Page 28:
Title: Chapter 2 Crazy Muta ~You Are Invincible~

Page 29:
Izumi: Hogyaaa.
Hogyah hogyaaaah.
Tsune: Oka~y, that's enough of that. Come he~ere.
SFX: NOKONOKO... (stroll)
Tsune: Okay.
So like I was saying, this is the model, Izumi-san.
SFX: PEKORI...
Izumi: Ah okay, I'll......
pour some green tea.
Tsune: Black tea is fine~
Akamatsu: ............
SFX: ISOISO (cheerful)

Page 30:
Izumi: Akamatsu-sensei......
what sort of drawings do you do?
[They really don't work hard on the covers for this manga.]

Page 31:
Akamatsu: Um......
Well......
To-
Today......
are you...... um...... are you planning to wear that outfit the whole time......?
Izumi: What do I do, Tsune-chan......?
Tsune: If you're confident you're not going to fall in love with her, then it'll be okay for her to call off the Konaki thing.
How about that?
Akamatsu: ......So...... So you're saying she's cosplaying as a Konaki Jijii so that I don't fall in love with her......?
(Handwritten): Is that it?
Tsune: Yes.
By the way, on a scale from level A down to E, this is a level D.
I made this wig. Good, isn't it?
I bought it at Hands. It's a bald wig used for parties. And I made these parts bulge out and put padding on the inside to try to recreate the Mizuki Shigeru touch.
Izumi: Tsune-chan can make anything.
Akamatsu: Heh.
SFX: GATA
T/N: Hands refers to the Tokyu Hands, a Japanese department store. Mizuki Shigeru is the author of GeGeGe no Kitarou, a classic youkai manga that also had several adaptations.

Page 32:
Tsune: I bought this straw raincoat at Rakuten. You can really buy anything on the Internet these days. It's a crazy age we live in.
T/N: Rakuten is the largest online business site in Japan.
(Handwritten): The straw craftsman's shop said "Great for use in a Konaki Jii cosplay", and was pretty expensive.
Izumi: Tsune-chan really knows everything.
She has great decisiveness and is good at taking action. She even has a black belt in karate, is good at drawing, and gets good grades......
She's truly, truly, a supper middle schooler......
Akamatsu: Ah.
So she's in middle school.
So you're here at this classroom to study sketching for taking exams, huh?
Tsune: Ah, yes.
I mean, that's all anybody does here.
Akamatsu: I heard from Aoyama-sensei
that there was a child here aiming to go to an arts school. So I should work hard to guide her......
Tsune: Ah.
Akamatsu: Eh?
SFX: FUH
Akamatsu: WAAAAAH
SFX: DONGA RAGASHAN

Page 33:
Izumi: Uuuh......
Tsune: Ah, ah,
the straw.......
Akamatsu: A......
Are you okay?!
Tsune: Hey, Four Eyes,
you talking about Jin-sensei in front of this woman is absolutely forbidden.
Akamatsu: Eh......?
Jin-sensei......?
Oh, you mean Professor Aoyama? Why?
Tsune: Because she cries.
(Handwritten): This woman.
Akamatsu: Wh...... Why......?
Tsune: Are you an idiot?
Just look around this Atelier.

Page 34:
Tsune: See?
Akamatsu: Eh?
Ah......
Tsune: You students of Jin-sensei all know this, right?
He's a popular artist that represents Japan.
Aoyama Jin's "I Portrait" series.

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Akamatsu: Eh......?
A-Are you saying......?
Tune: Yes. This woman is that "I".
Konno Izumi-san.
Do all you can not to fall in love with her.
She's Aoyana Jin's model slash lover.
Akamatsu: I......
I see.......
SFX: KOKU KOKU (Nodding)
Akamatsu: It's okay. I......
know my place.
I'd be afraid I wouldn't get credit from the professor.
(Handwritten): I'm a shrimp. And I'm poor.
Tsune: Okay.
All right, you can get changed, Izumi-san.
(Handwritten): Your straw is getting all over.
Box: 10 minutes later.
SFX: KACHA...

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Izumi: Sorry to keep you waiting......

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[Oooooh.]

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Tsune: Izumi-san!!!
SFX: SUPAAN
Tsune: Mutou!!!
Izumi: O.......
Okay!
Tsune: Hurry!
Izumi: Okay!
SFX: BATAB BATAAAN

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Akamatsu: Ugh...... I ......
I...... hit...... my stomach......
Tsune: Apologize.
You were dangerously close to falling in love, so I tripped you to stop it.
Akamatsu: Wh..... What are...... you? Are you always like that?
Tsune: Yes. Despite how I look, I'll do good deeds without expecting any compensation.
Anyhow,
I'm sick of having trouble.
Any more of this and I'd be worried you'd quit as instructor. And I've got exams net year.
Akamatsu: Th... This doesn't count as trouble......?
(Handwritten): Being an instructor is so violent.....
It... It's fine, it's fine. I won't do something like that!
It just surprised me that she was so beautiful......
Gh.
SFX: GACHA

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Tsune: SUWAH!
It's Heisei Era Mister Pro Wresling, Mutou Keiji!!
SFX: SUH
Tsune: WAAH
Mutou-san, please give me your autograph!
SFX: TAH SARASARA (writing)
Tsune: Ah, amazing! It's a The Great Muta Version one!!
That's ultra-rare!!
T/N: Mutou Keiji is a world famous Japanese pro wrestler, and has an alternate persona called "The Great Muta". He's bald, has a beard, and uses that hand signal.
Akamatsu: You guys have a surprisingly elaborate plan setup, don't you?
Tsune: So then, Sensei, today she'll be wearing these clothes in the classroom.
Izumi: It's nice to meet you......
Akamatsu: P-Please stop it with the hands.
Bottom: Chapter 2 Crazy Muta ~You Are Invincible~ The End

[English] [Translation] Omoni Naitemasu 1 by kewl0210

2012-04-21T11:32:35+00:00

Only for use by Be With You Scans

I like this manga.

[Omoni Naitemasu 01 Translation by Kewl0210]
Cover:
Omoni Naitemasu
(Mostly Crying)
1
Higashimura Akiko
Koudansha

Back Cover:
Title: Omoni Naitemasu
1
Morning Koudansha
Established Price: 533 Yen (Excluding Tax)
Description: Konno Izumi, a beautiful drawing model tormented with absolute sadness due to her excessive beauty. And she has very loose tear glands. With happiness comes large drops. With this hand and that hand, the curtain is raised on the beautiful woman concerto along the river on the path to unpopularity.

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[Blank]

Page 3:
Text: If I were reborn, I'd want to be an ugly woman.
A cheerful, interesting, lovely hag loved by all.

Page 4:
Title: Omoni Naitemasu
Chapter 1
Don't Mind Tears

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[No text]

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SFX: TOPA TOPA TOPA TOPA TOPA
Tsune: Here we gooo.
SFX: PIH
Izumi: Hey, Tsune-chan.
I, um,
have an interview tomorrow.

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Tsune: Huh?
Seriously?
SFX: KATAN
Tsune: What is it this time? What sorta job?
Izumi: Um.......
a regular office job......
I thought it would be nice to do a job where I'm not......
out in the open.......
Tsune: It's a bad idea.
It'll end up going in the same pattern as always.
Izumi: Eh......?
D...... Do you think so......?
SFX: SHAH
Izumi: B-But I'll be wearing glasses tomorrow......
And I'll be in a dull looking suit......
Tsune: It's not gonna happen.
Glasses will actually up your points.
Izumi: I see......
I'm kind of nervous now......
Tsune-chan, would you go with me tomorrow?
Tsune: All right,
but you'll have to call the school for me, then.
SFX: GYU (squeeze)

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Tsune: Then,
if problems arise, then let's go with the usual "my mom" plan.
Izumi: Okay......
Honestly...... Sorry for always troubling you like this, Tsune-chan......
SFX: TSUKA TSUKA KAH KAH
Tsune: Here?
Oh,
there's a Starbucks right across from the office. That's great.
Izumi: Hoh......
I'm so glad......
Tsune: Then let's make this place the safety refuge.

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Tsune: Okay,
let's pray that the interviewer is a woman.
Izumi: Okay.
I'm going.
SFX: PURU PURU PURU (trembling)
Izumi: Haa......
I'm so nervous......
SFX: KATSUN KATSUN
SFX: KON KON
Guy: Yes.
Come in-----
SFX: BIKUH
SFX: GOKURI
Izumi: Excuse me......
SFX: GACHA

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Izumi: I...... I'm here for an interview......
My name is Konno Izumi......
Someone: Customer waiting for a Caramel Frapucchino~~
Tsune: Heeeere.
Izume: Tsune-chan!
SFX: GAKON

Page 12:
SFX: HAA HAA
Izumi: Sorry......
It's like we thought......
Tsune: Roger.

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Guy: Excuse me, Anno-san.
Why did you suddenly fly off like that......?
Izumi: HIH
SFX: TATATA
Guy: It's all right. Please don't be so cautious. I'm a company president.
I simply feel that from the standpoint of a president, that when hiring a new employee it may be best to discuss some things beforehand......
Izumi: No,
um......
SFX: ZUIH
Tsune: Mister,
do you have some business with my mom? ["Mom" written really big.]

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Tsune: I told you.
It's the same pattern as always.
Izumi: Yes......
As soon as the interview starts he said "You're hired. By the way, do you have any free time after this?"......
And I said "I do not"......
Then he said "Then tomorrow? The day after?"......
So I......
said resolutely......
I have a fiancee so I cannot eat with another man!
Like that.
SFX: KIH

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Tsune: And there it is......
I told you, you're not allowed to say that.
Izumi: I'm sorry......
Tsune: Because I said that, the efficacy of "my Mom" plan weakens.
Izumi: Yes......
But......
It's true......
SFX: DAAAAAAA (Drool) KIRA KIRA (Sparkle)
Tsune: Izumi-san, are you......
still saying that stuff......?
Izumi: Yes...... But.......
Jin-san just told me this this afternoon.
SFX: TAH

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Izumi: That he's definitely leaving his wife this year!
SFX: ZUPIIII PIRORORORORO
Izumi: Ah. That must be Jin-san!
SFX: BAH
Phone: Jin-san
5 o'clock
Atelier
SFX: PIH
Izumi: See you later, Tsune-chan! Thank you!
Tsune: EEEEEH?!
SFX: DOBYUN

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Tsune: ..............
Oh brother......
SFX: KACHA KACHA
Tsune: He's going to Florence again next month.
For one month.
Izumi: ............
Eh?
Tsune: I got a call from the art restoration studio over there.
Do they normally rely on Japanese for that?
Izumi: Eh?
Then...... What about the classroom......?

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Tsune: Yeah.
He's leaving it to one of his students, so it'll be okay.
Izumi: Eh......?
SFX: BAH
Tsune: Ah, ah!
Don't move.
Izumi: Ah,
I'm sorry......
Tsune: Be careful so they don't fall in love with you like usual.
Or, is there even a way to avoid that?
Another male student, huh?
This ain't good.
Then I guess our only plan is a Mizuki cosplay.

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Izumi: He'll be coming this week already, it seems......
That student......
Tsune: Got it.
We'd better get ready fast.
And
Jin-sensei is bringing his wife with him this time, too, right?
To Florence?
Izumi: Eh?
No, he's going for work so I think he'll be alone......
Jin-san didn't say anything about it.......
Tsune: Do you think he's day that to his lover?
Ah, sensei is leaving.

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Tsune: Ah, I knew it.
His wife's trunk sure is amazing, huh?
It's a Vuitton.
SFX: SURUH
Tsune: M'am, another celery juice please.
(Handwritten): Sorry.
Woman: Another one?
SFX: BASHAAAN GOTON SAH
Tsune: Hey, stop crying.
When you cry, all happiness runs away from you.

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Sign: Water Bus
SFX: TOPA TOPA TOPA
SFX: TAN...

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Akamatsu: WHEEEEW.
Commuting by water bus feels so good.
Gh.
SFX: BAH
Girl: Mamaa
That boy is dirty!
SFX: UOEEEH
Akamatsu: Just a 15 minute boat trip got me seasick.......
I'm as frail as always.
SFX: FURA FURA (Tottering)

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Akamatsu: ......Here it is!
Hello!
SF: GACHA
SFX: SUH
Tsune: You're the new part-time lecturer?
SFX: GIRORI (glare)
Akamatsu: Ah,
yes.
Are you a student here?
Tsune: Yes.

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Akamatsu: It's nice to meet you. I'm Tokyo University of Fine Arts 4th Year Oil Painting Department student Akamatsu......
Tsune: Introduce yourself later.
Akamatsu: Eh?
Tsune: Okay?
What I'm about to say is extremely important, so get the wax outta your ears and listen up.
Akamatsu: Huh?
Tsune: There's a beautiful woman in this classroom.
SFX: SUU

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Tsune: Now, I say "beautiful", but not your average everyday beautiful.
She's incredibly beautiful. Ridiculously beautiful. Super total S-class beautiful.
She's 168 centimeters tall. And from top to bottom her measurements are 90-60-90. A dynamite body.
Jin-sensei's Tokyo University of Fine Art students which are shitty idiot art student part-time lecturers that have come here in the past all fall in love with that woman in a second, confess their love to her, get shut down by her, can't work well anymore, get depressed, become stalkers, get reported, drop out of school, become invalids, go back to the country, and then all go missing. You've probably heard the rumors, too, right?
Of course, that's not just lecturers. It's the same with the students. All the male students end up on that course to being an invalid.
That's right. What I'm saying is that woman is this classroom's model.
She does work as a drawing model for examinations to get into art colleges, as an oil painting portrait model, and lastly as a sketching nude model. ["Nude model" written really big.]
So if you're ready, come in.
SFX: OZUOZU (nervously)
Akamatsu: Jyu...
H.......
Hello......
Excuse m......

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Izumi: Ho-
HogyaAa
Tsune: Ah,
Konaki Jijii is crying!!
Don't get fooled by the baby's cry and pick it up! It'll get as heavy as a stone!!
T/N: Konaki Jiji is a yokai (Japanese demon) in the local folklore of the Tokushima prefecture in Japan. Izumi is dressed like one. It resembles an old man but appears in the form of a baby. It is said to be found crying in remote mountain regions, and if a kind-hearted person picks it up to comfort it, it becomes heavy like a stone.
Akamatsu: .............
?
Izumi: HOGYA
HOGYAAAAA
HOGYAAAAAA
SFX: TOPA TOPA TOPA TO
Bottom: Chapter 1 Don't Mind Tears End ["End" is in the black box.]

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[And there's a Starbucks Caramel Frapucchino. I like those.]