Hina: My name is Hina! I’m always hungry, but otherwise a normal girl. Hina: I live together with my mom, since my dad had passed away. Hina: I’m home. Mom: It’s tempura for dinner tonight. Hina: Tempura… I’ve been gaining weight lately. Better burn those calories. SFX: DOON DOON Hina: Kyaa! SFX: THUMP Hina: Oh my god, the floor broke off. Hina: But my room is on first floor. Was there any basement in this house? Hina: Huh? Hina: WOW! He’s so hansome! Hina: I wonder who it is. Bill: That is… your father. Hina: Huh?
[Page 2:] Bill: HI! I am Bill the super lip gloss. SFX: HEHEHE Hina: Super lip gloss? That’s kind of gross. Hina: This is… my dad. I’ve never seen him before. But why were his lips so chapped? Bill: That’s because… SFX: BAAAM Mom: Hina! What are you doing down here?! Hina: Mom, is this really dad? Mom: Come right over here! Hina: Owowow, what is it? Hina: Mom, you know that I’m scared of oil in pan. I can’t help you. SFX: SIZZLE Hina: Eeck! Mom: I’m not really your mom! I am “Shady Girls” agent 01, “Yoneko the Housewife”! Now you’ve known my true identity, I must kill you. Hina: NO!
[Page 3:] Bill: Hinako! NOW! SFX: TWINKLE TWINKLE Bill: Hina transforms into “Spark Newlywed”! Hina: Spark long chopsticks! Mom: Ah! Mom: Kyaaa! Bag: Flour SFX: COUGH COUGH Hina: Deep fry good… Mom: It’s HOT! SFX: SHWWW
[Page 4:] Mom: Damn it! SFX: POP POP Mom: Even under the order of President Shady, I’ve raised you! Mom: Uuugh… Mom: I’m going to turn up the temperature of the oil as high as I can! Hina: NO! Hina: Don’t do it! SFX: FWOOOOOM Hina: Waaah! What’s going on?! SFX: SIZZLE SIZZLE Bill: Hina-chan! Wear your clothes!