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Noisy Girl Chapter 03.5

PAGE 01

>top txt: Noisy Girl

>txt on left: ...that was when the young girl was first enchanted by music---

PAGE 02

>txt on left: The young girl's heart is full of noise--

PAGE 03

>txt on blackboard: Dreams for the future.

PAGE 04-06

=No Txt=

PAGE 07

>txt on the wall: Test rankings

>txt on book: Basics of the folk guitar.

PAGE 08-10

=No Txt=

PAGE 11

Sensei: ...you can use this.

Sensei: I'm lending it to you.

PAGE 12

Girl: Are...
>Are you sure!?

Sensei: But you have to play it in another room.

Sensei: Playing in here is too noisy for everyone.

Girl: Then where should I play?

PAGE 13

Girl: .....Ah!

Girl(thought): That key....

Girl: ...gone.

Girl: Where is that key...?

Girl: And what's with this place?

Girl: Robots...western movies....and historical plays....
>Every door leads to a different world...

PAGE 14

>txt on right: Thus, the young girl begins another adventurous trip through worlds!

Girl: How am I going to get back to my own world?

Girl: If sensei doesnt find me soon, this could get bad.

Girl: ..........Oh well!

Girl: Something will turn up!

 https://mangahelpers.com/t/lucifell/releases/19160 [English] [Translation] Noisy Girl 3 by lucifell 2010-01-23T19:40:01+00:00 lucifell admin@mangahelpers.com
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Noisy Girl Chapter 03

PAGE 01

>little tag top right: Noisy Girl

>txt in center: The center of otaku "style." This is all of edo!!

???: Princess!

???: Princess?!

???: Princess?!

???: The princess is coming~~!

>lil txt above them: Uoohhhhh

PAGE 02

???: Clear the road~~!

???: Make way for princess Akiba!

???: Today it's Inuta Kobungo from "Legend of the eight samurai"!!
T/n: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legend_of_the_Eight_Samurai

???: That's our princess for you!

???: Princess, please look this way.

???: Princess~~!

PAGE 03

Akiba: Sorry everyone!
>The first limited edition moving picture book of "The tale of Genji, the musical" is sold out~~~!
t/n: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Tale_of_Genji

Odennosuke: Princess!

>txt on the left: The lively tomboyish otaku princess, keep reading about Akiba's city!

>txt center bottom:
Noisy Girl
Chapter 03
Princess Akiba

PAGE 04

???: Welcome back, general~~

???: Here. I made tea for you.

???: Be grateful and drink it.

>lil txt next to akiba: Mfuu~~~

Akiba: Look, look Odennosuke!

Akiba: It's as if they're alive right?!

PAGE 05

Oden:That's wonderful, princess.
>Now, I think it's time to return to the castle.
t/n: shortening his name to oden b/c its annoying to write.

Akiba: Ehhhh. I don't wanna~~~

Akiba: But I still have games, doujinshi, and some other stuff I want to buy after this you know.

>lil txt next to her: Boooo~~

Oden: If all you do is play, you'll end up angering the minister again.

Oden: You come to Akihabara six days a week as it is...

Akiba: It's because this place is more fun than the stupid castle.
>This place is filled with such rare and cute things, I never want to leave.

Oden: Nevertheless, you can't just hang around here all the time, princess.

Oden: You have neglected your studies long enough and...

???: Princess. This is the latest moving picture book that just came out!

???: It has better resolution than the previous versions, see!

Akiba: It does! I can see way better than anything before!

Oden: ....Princess!

PAGE 06

Akiba: I know I know.

Akiba: But it's still important for me to find out what matters to the people is it not?

Akiba: This town is on the forefront of culture and technology.

Akiba: Surely it'll be useful for the future.

Akiba: The era of quiet refinement will pass.

Akiba: And from this, the true heart of Japan will be "moe!"

Oden: ...Hahh....the minister is going to be angry again...

PAGE 07

Minister: Princess!

???: Welcome back, general~~~

Minister: I'm not the general!

Oden: Minister?!

Akiba: Ohhh, Hokoten Zaemon!

Minister: Princess! It's serious!

Akiba: Wh, what is it.....?

Minister: A black ship!

Minister: A black ship has come!

PAGE 08

=No Txt=

PAGE 09

Box: According to the messenger, the ship is from America.
>They say we should stop isolating ourselves from the rest of the world, and enter a friendly US-Japan trade agreement.

Box: Trade agreement?

Box: ...they claim to have a trade proposal.

Box: Oh dear.
>And what is papa doing?

Box: He's currently bedridden. His stomach abruptly started hurting when news of the visitors arrived.

Box: ....Papa is weak against pressure...

>lil txt: I can't....it hurts too much...

PAGE 10

Minister: ...sooner or later, we would have had to open our borders to the world.

Minister: But it's a serious problem for our country since we were forced into these unfavorable conditions.
>We need you to choose who will negotiate with the captain of the black ship....

Akiba: I'll do the negotiating!

Oden: Ehhhhhhh~~!?

Oden: You can't, princess!
>This isn't anything like negotiating at an auction!

Akiba: Excuse me, but I AM a princess you know.
>I can't just do nothing while the country has a serious problem.

Akiba: Come on, it'll be fine. Even though they are from the other side of the sea, I'm sure we'll understand each other!

Both: .....this could be bad....

PAGE 11

???: It's a foreigner.

???: She's blond.

???: She's beautiful.

???: But she's a little scary.

PAGE 12

Perrine: Hi~~~ I'm the captain, Perrine.

Akiba: I am princess Akiba, pleased to meet you.....

Akiba: ...even though I don't know her true character, I'm feeling some kind of pressure...

Oden: Is that the so called "culture gap"?
>But even so...

Oden: What do those Americans eat....

Akiba: *lil txt* muuu

Perrine: We'll begin without delay, Akiba.

Perrine: Japan should immediately open her ports and enter into trade with America!
>If you don't, you will be left behind by the rest of the world!

PAGE 13

Akiba: ...opening our ports is fine and all, but--
>What are you offering Japan?

Perrine: Ohhhh, this!

Akiba: Wh....what is this?!

Perrine: It's fantastic!

Perrine: Nude books of our charmingly fascinating women!

???: ...it's uncensored!

???: No mosaic!

Akiba: H, Hey~~~!! You can't look!!

Perrine: Ohhh, virgin shock!

Akiba: What do you mean by bringing these things here!

PAGE 14

Perrine: Why even question it!
>It takes a beautiful women to comfort a hard working man. This is what we call "pretty medicine" to restore life!

Perrine: We won our war of independence due to the nudity of our women!

Oden: ....is that right?

Minister: No idea.

Perrine: For the sake of Japan's westernization and to help it join the rest of the world,
>Nude magazines are absolutely essential!

Perrine: Within a year, there will be 500,000 of these in japan.

Perrine: We want you to buy these from us!

Akiba: This is no different than coercion!

???: ....so that spot is like this huh...
>No dreams or aspirations...
>....and these lascivious photos on the other hand are only so-so...

Akiba: See!
>Noone even likes them!

Perrine: Ohhh noo?! Why~~?!
>Are you even men?!

Akiba: We don't need these types of books!
>So take them and leave!

PAGE 15

Perrine: Mmmm...

Perrine: If you say we can't come to an agreement...

Perrine: I will order my ship to bombard this town.

Akiba: What was that!?

Perrine: At my signal, my ship will open fire on the town!

Akiba: Th...
>That's sneaky!

Perrine: Sneaky?
>Nooo~~~!

Perrine: This is...

Perrine: The American way of getting things done!

PAGE 16

Perrine: I have thoroughly studied Japan.

Perrine: Especially the young men of Japan.

Perrine: Made to apologize for being free. And they are deceived by girls perverted hearts, which are known as "moe."

Perrine: This is definitely caused by your country's isolation.
>It's terribly sad.

Oden: Uh...uhmmm....

Perrine: Your heart's should be free!

Perrine: You should be free and honest to do what you want!

Oden: gagagagagaga

Akiba: Odennosuke?!

>txt coming from him: Kyuuuu *sound fx, too much stimulation for him*

Perrine: Hohohohoho. Go to heaven!

Perrine: So, princess Akiba!
>Don't be stubborn, accept the new "moe!"

PAGE 17

Akiba: You are mistaken!

Perrine: What?

Akiba: Forcibly pressing up against someone like that is not "moe!"

Akiba: That's just perverted!

Perrine: Perverted?!

Akiba: In this country, "moe" is indispensable you see!
>It's not perverted!

Perrine: Wh...what is "moe"!
>If you say that, then teach me!

Akiba: Moe is....this!

PAGE 18

???: Ooohh!

???: Flat chested!

???: No, rather....it's no chest!

???: Princess's tiny breasts...!

???: We're so thankful!

???: We must resist.
>Must resist....!

Perrine: Wh, what?!

Perrine: They show no reaction to the beauties of our country...
>Yet why do they worship this flat body?!

Akiba: You don't understand?!

Akiba: "Moe" appeals to an entirely different type of desire...
>It's the desire for something you can't touch for fear of polluting it....it's the love in their hearts!

PAGE 19

Perrine: A deep closeness...."moe!"

Perrine: I was completely mistaken?!

Akiba: ....do you understand now?
>If so, let's continue our negotiations okay?

Perrine: Ohhh, yes.....

Oden: Oh...nnnn...

Akiba: Kyaa!?

Oden: Princess?! What is that appearance...!

PAGE 20

Sailor: It's the signal! Commence bombardment!

Perrine: Nooo! The signal!

Perrine: The ship is going to fire!

All 3 of them: Ehhhh?!

Oden: Princess, hurry we must find shelter!

Akiba: No!
>We can't leave everyone behind!

Akiba: Everyone, I need your help!

PAGE 21

???: Open fire~~~!

Oden: ! Incoming!

Oden: Everyone take cover!

PAGE 22

Oden: ....an impact buffer!
>It stops them from exploding!

Perrine: Ohhhh, fantastic!

???: Akiba's embrace is...

???: The world's best! Yayyyyy!

PAGE 23

Perrine: Ohhh, Akiba~~~!

Perrine: You're a miracle princess!

SFX: chyuu chyuu *kissing sounds*

Akiba: Ehhhhh!?

???: ....it's yuri.
t/n: yuri = female on female

???: That's some good yuri...

???: A blond beauty and a loli princess....

???: Thank you so much!

Akiba: Hey!!
>You're not allowed to look~~!

PAGE 24

Box: And thus....

Box: We began a "US-Japan friendship treaty".

Box: ....but Perrine...

Box: The truth is, from that time, she never wanted to leave Akihabara.....

Perrine: Akiba, please come take a look!

Perrine: The newest life-sized figure! / Very cute, right!

Oden: It's a little....loud.

Akiba: There's still quite a large culture gap... https://mangahelpers.com/t/lucifell/releases/18527 [English] [Translation] Noisy Girl 2 by lucifell 2009-12-25T02:41:23+00:00 lucifell admin@mangahelpers.com
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Noisy Girl Chapter 02

PAGE 01

=Magazine Cover=

PAGE 02

>txt on top: We apologize for the wait! Noisy Girl's magnificent return!!

Ogata: ...Draw.

PAGE 03

Maria: ....!

Ogata: ...that facial expression....so wonderful...

Ogata: Let's see if you can't show me some more beautiful expressions....

Maria: S...stop please....

Maria: Noooo~~~~~~!

PAGE 04

>top txt: Noisy Girl

Chapter 02 Title: Remote control western Djanco

>txt on right: Will these girls know the delight of victory, or the shame of defeat?!

>txt on left: Beauties and gun action!! We raise the curtain on this "budding" comedy!

PAGE 05

Box: One year later

Djanco: Nishimagoroni high....

SFX bubble bottom right: munch munch

>lil txt: spit

Djanco: This is some good soil.

Djanco: Why isn't there anything growing....

PAGE 06

Sign: Gardening Club

Djanco: Hello there~~!

Djanco: I'm Korihuchi Suzume, I've just been transferred here!

Maria: ...a transfer student?

Djanco: ...why only cacti?
t/n: plural for cactus

Maria: Ummm...Korihuchi...san?

Djanco: Please, just call me Djanco.

Maria: ..Djanco-chan, may I ask why you wanted to come to this place?

>lil txt: A pleasure

PAGE 07

Djanco: I love flowers!

Djanco: Back at my old school in the countryside, we had huge flower and fruit fields!
>It was amazingly beautiful when all the flowers would bloom!

Maria: ....surely...

Maria: Flowers can heal the heart.

Djanco: What's this? It seems like we'll get along great!

Djanco: I've seen signs of the soil being well taken care of.
>And yet I haven't seen any flower beds at all!

Djanco: Is the gardening club not active or something?

Maria: ...No, you see the gardening club has been abolished.

Djanco: Why~~~~?!

Maria: ..as you can see, I'm the only member. And at the next assembly, we'll surely be given no funds for club activities...So in essence it's like we don't exist.

Djanco: Then if we change that it's fine right?! I'll join the club!

Maria: ...there's something you don't know about this school.

PAGE 08

Maria: This school's budget assembly....
>is handled through a remote control royale!

Djanco: Remote control royale?

Maria: You see, using a remote control, you can send a signal to this badge thereby allowing you to control another student.

Djanco: Hahhhh?

Maria: If the pause button is it, the person will immediately stop.
>If it's the slow motion button, then the person becomes really slow.

Maria: With other combinations of buttons, you can command other's to do certain things.

Djanoco: ...sounds kind of like a dvd player remote.

Maria: This system was originally created by the technology club to play...

Maria: But it seems some years back, the school decided to use this system to determine the club funding...

Maria: They turned it into a survival game, customizing the system, so if you get hit by the off button you're forced to sleep.

Maria: The club that survives until the end then is allowed to distribute funds how they see fit.

Djanco: That seems interesting!!

Maria: It's outrageous!

Maria: ...two years ago, Ogata Yuuko from the technology research group developed a "strip program"!
>Because of that, the battlefield becomes an area where peoples clothes are forcibly removed!

Djanco: "strip program"?

PAGE 09

Box: In exchange for showing the public the program, she's allowed to change the official rules.

Box: Furthermore...she has absolute confidence in her quick draw skills you see.

Maria: She's led the technology club to two consecutive victories. She's even become the chairman of the club activities union.

Maria: The whole school is basically under the dictatorship of "General Yuuko"...!

Djanco: But you never know until you try!
>Where is the gardening club's remote control?

Djanco: Why is it in tatters?!

Maria: ..the gardening club has always been hopeless with anything mechanical.

Maria: I tried my best last year too, but.....

Djanco: It's okay senpai! Because this year I'll be participating!

Maria: You will?

Djanco: I was always fighting with my little brothers over which channel to watch!
>I have confidence in my strength and reflexes having been raised in the countryside!

Sign: The Korihuchi house.

Djanco: I'll definitely help the gardening club!

PAGE 10

Maria: Djanco-cha--

Maria: Ogata-san!?

Ogata: As usual this room is as filthy as ever...

Ogata: With proper cleaning it could become a suitable storage room, don't you think?

Ogata: Say, Maria, wasn't this club abolished?
>Shouldn't you vacate?

Maria: B..but that's....

Ogata: Or, would you rather walk around without clothes again?

Ogata: Would you? I truly enjoyed your face at that time...

PAGE 11

Djanco: Hold on just a minute!

Djanco: This year I'm here!

Ogata: Ohh? A new club member is it?

Maria: Don't be rash.

Maria: There's no way you can win against her...

Djanco: You don't know until you try!

Djanco: There's no way we'll hand over the gardening club to this---

Djanco: Wh...when did you..

Ogata: Your a lively one aren't you? That's so cute....

Djanco(thought): I can't move....! So this is the remote's power?!

Ogata: ...you know. I just love playing with kids like you.

Ogata: You're just my type.

Djanco(thought): W..weird! This person is definitely strange!

Ogata: ...it's so beautiful to see a lovely flower fall....

Ogata: Allow me to enjoy the beauty of this moment....

PAGE 12

Ogata: Awww, so close.

Ogata: Well, that's okay.
>We'll continue this in front of the whole school....K?

Djanco: ...Senpai, please teach me how to use the remote control!

Maria: Eh....?

Djanco: I must defeat that person! I must win....

Djanco: And then fill this school with flowers!

Maria: ...Djanco-chan....

PAGE 13

=No Txt=

PAGE 14

Announcer: Well, it's come again! The contest to decide which clubs get funding, and which get zero! The remote control royale!
>Participants from all the various clubs are spread across the school which is now a battlefield! What will we see as they use custom remotes in this super violent battle!

Announcer: The clothes will fly and the tears will fall at high noon!

Announcer: Onlookers please be wary of stray shots~!

Girl: Kyaaa~~~~~~

Announcer: The highlight for this time, after all is said and done will this mark the third consecutive victory for General Yuuko of the technology research club? Let's put the spotlight on her for a moment.

Announcer: The developer of the "strip program," she's the undefeated empress! With the name of genius, all eyes are on her and all wonder if this year will be the last she sits atop the summit of victory!
>Will the various participants with their modified remotes be able to assault the fortress that is the empress?!

PAGE 15

Maria: ...do your best. But don't do anything absurd okay?

Djanco: Just leave it all to me!

Maria: ...I want you to have this....

Maria: A good luck charm....

Djanco: I appreciate it!

PAGE 16

Announcer: And now the thirteenth annual remote control royale begins!

Djanco: Fast forward?!

Girl: You've got great reflexes gardening club member!
>But!
>Do you really think you can escape from the photography club's latest model with built in auto-focus?!

Girl: You'll be the next one stripped!

PAGE 17

Girl: Quit running!

Girl: Well, you're cornered now!

Girl: No, it's focusing on the paper....!

Girl: Damn.....!

Girl: Noo~~~~~~!

Announcer: It's decided~~~!

PAGE 18

Announcer: An unexpected development early in the game!
>The first year Korihuchi Suzume from the gardening club has defeated the veteran photography club~~~~!!

Ogata: Fufufu....splendidly done, Djanko-chan.

Girl: Uwah~~

Ogata: Taking you down is going to be so much fun....

Girl: (t/n: It's all in english)

Djanko: ....no good. If I fire recklessly, the batteries will die in no time....

Priestgirl: The 100 poems by 100 authors research society is dropping in~~~~~~!

Girl: Do you think you can dodge wearing that heavy robe?! You're mine!

PAGE 19

Girl: Wha....!

Baseballgirl: Coward! She's wearing more than 12 layers of clothes!

Priestgirl: This is merely our club's fighting uniform!

Priestgirl: ...it's your loss.
>You see, even if you take a layer, I'll still be fine.

Sciencegirl: You think I'll be satisfied with just one layer?

Sciencegirl: The science club's remote is very strong you know?

PAGE 20

camerman: Dowah~!

Announcer: The cafeteria melee has come to an end!

Announcer: And the only survivor is from the performance club!

Djanco: I'm at a disadvantage inside....
>I should be able to get an unobstructed view from the schoolyard...

PAGE 21

Djanco: -----From where?!

Djanco: There's nobody here?!

Astronomygirl: Did they all forget about the astronomy club?

Astronomygirl: Compared to a seventh class star, I can see you so well I could reach out and touch you.

Djanco: ....I can't make any careless moves...

>lil txt: Umuuu...

Maria: ...Djanco-chan.

Djanco: Senpai!

Maria: You should forfeit! Don't worry about the club expenses.
>At this rate, you'll end up like me....

Djanco: ....But,
>I still haven't fought with Yuuko-san!

Djanco: I want to defeat her.

Djanco: ...beat her...and then...

PAGE 22

Djanco: I want to make the flowers bloom!

Djanco: Senpai, I need you to do something for me....

Astronomygirl: Geez, how long does she plan on hiding for?

Spotter: Hnn?

Astronomygirl: There she is!

Astronomygirl: What? No reaction....? / I'm sure it was a direct hit...

Astronomygirl: A scarecrow?!

>txt on bag: Lime

Astronomygirl: Damn it!

PAGE 23

Astronomygirl: ....damn that first year!

Astronomygirl: I'll definitely take her down!

Ogata: Impossible.

Ogata: ...that child is my prey...

Ogata: Hi~~~~

Ogata: Shall we end this?

PAGE 24

Announcer: The climax of the remote control royale approaches!

Announcer: The only ones left are General Yuuko,
>and the underdog, Korihuchi Suzume from the gardening club!

Maria: Djanco-chan...

Ogata: ....it's a beautiful thing to watch a lovely flower fall....

Ogata: Both you, and the gardening club will fall by my hand...

Ogata: All right.
>Draw at any time.

PAGE 25

Djanco: A chance!

PAGE 26

Announcer: A simultaneous strike~~~~!!

Announcer: Th..this is...!

Announcer: The gardening club member can't move~~~~!

Announcer: It's General Yuuko's victory~~~~!!

Maria: Djanco-chan!

Ogata: This battle is over.

Ogata: ....so please, fall!

Ogata: ?! I can't mo...

PAGE 27

>Button: Pause

Maria: Djanco-chan?!

Ogata: How?!

Ogata: How are you able to move?!

Djanco: I knew you would try to "pause" me.

Djanco: Senpai told me...about last year's battle.

PAGE 28

Djanco: Therefore when we drew, I paused myself.

Djanco: And so when you went to pause me at the same moment, it cancelled out.

Djanco: ....the reason flowers are so beautiful,
>Is because they bloom with all their might for the next generation.

Djanco: There's no way they would fall so easily!

Ogata: ...this is your victory, huh.

Djanco: No.

Djanco: This is "our" victory.

Djanco: In the language of flowers, Daisy means "Having the same feelings as you."

Djanco: I've been fighting this whole time together with senpai.

PAGE 29

Announcer: A reversal~~~~~!!

Announcer: An unbelievable upset has occurred!!

Announcer: A miracle reversal by the gardening club~~~~!

PAGE 30

Announcer: This year's remote control royale has been taken control of by a first year rookie~~~~!

PAGE 31

Maria: Djanco-chan!

Djanco: Hello there! https://mangahelpers.com/t/lucifell/releases/18400 [English] [Translation] Noisy Girl 1 by lucifell 2009-12-20T03:27:37+00:00 lucifell admin@mangahelpers.com
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Noisy Girl Chapter 01

PAGE 01

=Magazine Cover=

PAGE 02

Chapter Title: She, Robot.

>The three laws of robotics.

>Law 01:
A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.

>Law 02:
A robot must obey any orders given to it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.

>Law 03:
A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

>txt under that: (From I, Robot. by Isaac Asimov)

>txt on left: To be called a genius or prodigy. Another fantastical Noisy Girl story!

PAGE 03

Satoru: Pew Pew (playing with toys)

Mako: Satoru-chan, what do you want to do when you grow up?

Satoru: Of course, I will be a justice robot, just like Zoolander!

Satoru: That's our rule!
t/n: Reference to Zoolander. meh.

Mako: ....can human's really become robots?

Satoru: U...uhhh....

Satoru: ...then I'll be the pilot that operates Zoolander!

Satoru: Speaking of, what do you want to be when you grow up, Mako?

Mako: Uh...umm...

Mako: A bride.

Satoru: ? Who's?

Mako: ....it's secret! ? ufufu

PAGE 04

>3 little bubbles on top: Ah / Nn / Mmm

Mako: ...it feel's strange.

>lil txt near their heads: hahh (heavy breathing)

Mako: To be doing these type's of things with you, Satoru-chan.....

Satoru: I feel the same, Mako.....

>lil bubble next to her eye: stare

Mako: ...it's like a miracle.

Mako: I can still see you so clearly...

>lil txt next to him: Hahh~~ (heavy breathing)

Satoru: M...Mako...

Satoru: I love you!

Satoru: I love you so much, Mako~~~~!!

Mako(tinybubble): Ah

Mako: ....I do....too.....

SFX: ker-chak

Mako: Wait.

PAGE 05

Satoru: "Wait...?" After coming this far?!

>lil txt around him: more heavy breathing

Mako: .....I can hear something.

Satoru: You're just hearing the P.E. class outside.

>bubble above all of them: WRO~~~~NG!!

Satoru: ...hah?!

>lil txt next to him: Freeze

>lil txt above her: Ahh!

T/N: I could Americanize the name, but I like the one they give better, so I'll leave it. Scanlators decide on what you like for yourself.

Suit: We're from the "Rights of Robot Guard Bureau." "RGB" for short.

Suit: The act you were about to commit is against the law.

Suit: So please step away from the nice girl----

PAGE 06

Suit: And while you're at it, put on your pants.

Satoru: Hahh!?

Satoru: Whaaa?!

Satoru: What the hell is this?! I don't get it at all!

Suit: Detain him!

Satoru: Gwah!

Mako: Satoru-chan!

Suit: We'll explain later.
>But for now, you'll need to come with us.

Mako: Sto...

Mako: Don't touch me~~!

Suit: ...just as we thought...

Suit: The symptoms are beginning.

PAGE 07

Suit: This school's physical examination data confirmed it.

Suit: Mako-chan,
>you are suffering from a new type of disease.

Satoru: Disease...?

Suit: It's a progressive illness that gradually changes the afflicted person into a "robot."

Mako: A robot...?

Suit: Only one in 50,000,000 contract it.
>You are only the second patient we have seen in all of Japan.

Satoru: Hold it, hold it, HOLD IT~~~!!
>There's no way such a disease could exist!

Suit: That super-human strength from earlier is one of the symptoms.
>Also, have you noticed that your eyesight and hearing ability have considerably increased?

Satoru: That's just coincidence!
>We've known each other since we were little.

Satoru: There's no way a robot would be something as cute and tender as her!

Mako: Satoru-chan...

Suit: I already said it didn't I? The disease is progressive.
>After about a week, that cuteness and tenderness you spoke of will be lost.

Suit: Other symptoms should manifest themselves soon enough.

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SFX: Stomach growl

Suit: What a splendid biological clock she has.

Satoru: Sh...she has always been a glutton after all!

Mako: Satoru-chan!

Satoru: So are you trying to say that there is no kind of treatment or cure?!

Suit: .......we don't even understand how it's caused yet. Let alone how to cure it.

Satoru: Mako....

Suit: ...I can understand why you would feel disheartened.
>However, I wish for you to think of our organization as fellow countrymen as we usher in a new era.

Suit: We believe you are the next logical step in evolution past humans.

Suit: Therefore, for you to smoothly integrate with society, you will need to follow a few new rules.

Suit: We hope you will abide by the "Three laws of robotics."

Satoru: "Three lawns of robotics"...?
T/N: not a typo

>lil txt: The hell is that?

Suit: Allow me to explain.

>Blackboard:
Three Laws Of Robotics.
Law 1 -

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T/N: I can't be sure, but I believe the raw is missing a page here. So I think the actual page 09 is missing, and if so that sucks because it's an important page, where he is explaining about the three laws. But the actual laws are on the first page, and hey, I could be wrong about it.

Suit: ---So in other words, the act that you two were going to commit.
>And the third law of robotics which states "A robot must defend it's existence."
>Are in direct conflict.

Satoru(lil bubble under): No way.

Suit: It must be! For an era of coexistence,
>for the sake of the civil liberties of robots everywhere.

Suit: From now on, you two are prohibited from having sexual contact with each other.

Suit: If you are unwilling to accept this. Then in order to protect the third law of robotics, we will use all our power to obstruct you!

Satoru: What!? Who in the hell decided on these laws?!

Suit: Isaac Asimov!

Satoru: Well this Asimov is a real moron~~~~!

Suit: Hey, don't be rude!

Mako: But that doesn't make sense!

Mako: Whether robot or human, a beings first experience....
>these types of things.

Mako: Isn't this our own freedom and decision to make?!

Guy: Speaking of, what did you guys think you were doing, at school no less!

Suit: Under the current legislation. Being a robot, you become the property of your parents.

Suit: If you and he were to engage in a sexual act, and you were in any way harmed. He would be arrested for destruction of personal property.

Suit: Furthermore. In modern society, if a robot with the strength of 100 people were to injure someone.

Suit: Make no mistake, that would carry most serious consequences.

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>book:
Three laws of robotics.
Law one -

Suit: We strongly encourage you to come to our research facility.
>Until then. You will be placed under surveillance.

Suit: Please take care to not commit any foolish actions.

Mako: ...a robot....

Satoru: ...here.

Mako: ...I'm sorry...

Satory: It's okay...

Mako: ....I'm sorry....for...

>lil bubble under here: sniffle (crying)

Mako: For having such a strange disease.....

Satoru: Mako.....

>lil bubble: sniffle (more crying)

Mako: I'm...
>not even a person anymore am I....?

>lil bubbke: more crying

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Mako: ...I wonder...why didn't I confess my love for you sooner....?

Mako: I wanted to be remembered in your memories as a human.....

Satoru: ..I don't care whether you're a human, robot, android,
>or even a home appliance!

Satoru: I love you!

Satoru: Let's continue, Mako!

Mako: ...but.
>Won't you be arrested?

Satoru: If it's for your memories, I don't care!

Mako: Satoru-chan!

Satoru: Gyaaa!

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Box: However----

Suit: Violation of law three!

Suit: Violation of law three!

Suit: Violation of law three!

Satoru: You hide a leaf in a forest...

Satoru: We won't be caught here!

Mako: Wait, Satoru-chan...
>doing it here is kind of...

Satoru: We'll finish quickly.
>If you're embarrassed, I'd be willing to blind everyone here.

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Mako: No~!

Satoru: Gwah~~

Mako: Satoru-chan!

Satoru: ....Mako.

Satoru: Wh...why...

Suit: The symptoms are progressing.

Satoru: Uwahh!

Suit: Right now, her consciousness consists of half-human half-robot thinking.
>From a robot point of view, she can't overlook the danger of possible harming you. (due to law one)

Suit: And she must also protect herself. (due to law three)

Suit: I ask that you give up.

Suit: The chances of the two of you having your first experience are now zero.

Satoru: But that's not...

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Satoru: Mako!

SFX: beep beep

Suit: ....I see.

Suit: So they have arrived?

>txt next to satoru: haah (heavy breathing)

Satoru: ...Mako....

Mako: Satoru-chan, you're cruel....

Satoru: Eh?!

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Mako: ...I wish to make memories, and yet...
>All you want to do is "those" sorts of things....

Mako: ...my body may have changed into a robot.

Mako: But my feelings are still that of a girl you know.

>txt on right picture: I want to be Zoolander!

>txt on left picture: I want to someday be a bride.

Mako: Ummm....

Mako: A bride.

Satoru: ...the one who said they wanted to be a robot was me.

Satoru: ..I'm sorry, Mako.

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Satoru: However...
>I'll be the one to grant you your wish!

Mako: But...

Satoru: We have the second law!

Satoru: Mako! I will be entering you as your pilot!
>This is my order!
T/N: OMG! Best. Line. Evar!

Satoru: However, being a girl, I swear to absolutely not hurt you!

Mako: Okay.

Mako: Satoru-chan....

Satoru: H..here I go..

Mako: o...okay...

Suit: Stop right there!

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Suit: It appears that you two just don't get it even if it's spelt out for you.
>You have forced us to resort to emergency measures.

Suit: We will be able to swiftly apprehend you using these ED-210 units.

Mako: ....Satoru-chan...

Satoru: ...leave it to me!
>I promise I'll protect you!!

Suit: .......Go!

Satoru: Shit.

SFX on bottom left: Chi-kiiiiiin

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Zoolander: Double~~~~~~kick!!

Satoru: Z...Zoolander?!

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Zoolander: I...also loved once!

Zoolander: That gallantry, that strength!

Zoolander: For this reason, it may be why I changed into this form!

Suit: The first robot disease patient?!
>What are you doing here?!

Zoolander: Because I knew!

Zoolander: I'm here to grant these two the chance to make their memory!

Zoolander: You see, young ones.

Zoolander: I was once human as well. The same as you, I was just a single man with a dream of falling in love.

Zoolander: But...

Zoolander: Before I could have my first experience, I was afflicted with a disease that left me with this large metal body!

Zoolander: My body may be metal, but my heart is still human!
>I understand your painful urges well!

Zoolander: Therefore, I will without fail deal with those in the way of your love!

Zoolander: So, go and become one!

Satoru: ...thank you, Zoolander!

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Suit: How dare you....!
>Do you mean to go against the three laws!!

Zoolander: Believing that you are "righteous"....

Zoolander: That is the robot's rule!!

Satoru: ....if after this I am arrested...
>Will you wait for me until I get out?

Mako: ....even if it's 100 years...
>because I am yours....

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>txt: Invincible justice, Zoolander!

>txt: Song written by: Kurata Hideyuki

>txt Song sung by: Electric boys choir.

>txt: Activate! Operate! March!

>txt: You can't stop this feeling.

>txt: Throw away your bewildered heart.

>txt: Just one chance.

>txt: This crucial fight!

>txt: Offense of love.

>txt: Go go come on!

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>txt: I'll soar to heaven.

>txt: Get excited! Rise! Made real!

>txt: Even if the world is against me.

>txt: I will dock with you here.

>txt: Endure the pain, a little more.

>txt: Drill through. Pierce though!

>txt: You're a robot, only a robot, but.

>txt: You're my important partner.

>txt: Believe in justice. Believe in yourself.

>txt: And you will be victorious again, Zoolander!

Zoolander(bubble on left: Final Finish!!

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Box: One year later---

Mako: Guess~~~who?

>lil txt next to her: ufufu

Satoru: ..You're late, Mako.

Mako: Sorry sorry. I lost track of time deciding what to wear.

Newscaster: ...So what is the reason her symptoms have halted at that stage?

Suit: ....we are currently analyzing the situation---

Mako: Ah.

Satoru: Geh!

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Suit: We surmise it was do to the injection of bodily fluids into her system.

Newscaster: Bodily....fluids?

Suit: Correct.

Suit: We were able to get the donor's cooperation.

>lil txt above her: kaaa(embarrassed)

Suit: He was successful in discovering the wonder drug for this "robot disease."

Suit: ----Happiness.

Suit: The moment of their connection has been preserved due to her recording ability.

Satoru: Eh...?

Suit: This has become precious data of humanity that we will now share with the general public.

Suit: Please have a look.

Satoru: Wtf?!

Guy: Look, right there.

Girl: That person, look!

Mako: Let's go, Satoru-chan.

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>lil txt: Ohhh~~~

Guy: She, Robot?