Assassination Classroom 116

Chapter 116: customer time\\
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side: the memories of the enjoyable school trip are revived… the ruin evangelist ryuuki appears once again!!\\
?: the school festival!!\\ ku ku ku ku this is our chance\\
?: the students of class E have opened a shop far away from the main school building\\
koro: are you serious?\\
?: they are protected by that teacher-monster so we cannot attack them directly but\\ we can ruin them indirectly\\
?: the grudge we bear since the school trip in kyoto\\ will be finally avenged here in Tokyo\\
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on the stand: noodles made of acorn\\ just a little ahead\ middle school 3-E\\
?: so their store is up ahead, huh\\
??: what the hell are these noodles made of acorn, it is the first time I hear about something like that\\
boobs: just like the name says, they are spiced noodles made of acorn\\
boobs: it is a new flavour obtained by the plentiful natural ingredients on this mountain\\
boobs: probably this is the only place in japan where you can eat them\\ and only for the limited period of the school festival\\
boobs: both our senpais and the adults who understand the real value of food\\ told us that they are delicious!!\\
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?: there are also a crapload of things on the side menu\\
??: I got hungry by just listening to what she said\\
ryu: hey!\\ don’t forget our objective\\
ryu: they probably don’t have a fridge all the way up to that mountain\\ what about the hygiene of where the products that have been prepared?\\
boobs: ah, you don’t have to worry about that!\\
boobs: once you have ordered something that needs the most delicate ingredients in order to be made, we go to capture them on the mountain and bring them in the shop\\
boobs: then if you order something here and now…\\
boobs: in the moment you reach our shop on the mountain we have already captured them and you can eat them while still fresh\\
box: … I see\\
box: they turned the fact that it takes time to reach the shop into an advantage\\
boobs: we can take the people with problem walking all the way to halfway up, but…\\
boobs: you look quite strong so it will be easy for you to get there!!\\
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?: dammit…\\ I should stop smoking…\\
one the side of the entrance: 3-E acorn noodles\\
?: … hoh…\\ this looks good\\
?: why there is a shachihoko* up there?\\
TLN: you know… that carp with the head of a lion you see on medieval Japanese castles…\\
??: … who knows\\ it pisses me off by just looking at it\\
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?: ah!!\\ those are the high school students from the field trip!!\\
classrep: why are you here?\\
ka: oh my~~~?\\
ka: are you going to kidnap another of our women?\\
ryu: … we will not do such a thing anymore\\
ryu: otherwise that monster teacher of yours will show up once again\\
ryu: but\\ we can ruin this for you even without using brutal strength\\
ryu: for example\\
ryu: we could scream that this food suck balls\\
ryu: and spread the world around internet\\
clasrep: … kuh…\\
ryuu: hurry up and bring us food \\
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?: this the main dish on the menu\\ acorn noodles\\
?: uoooh it looks delicious\\
?: hey ryuuki-kun can I also have a Mont Black as dessert!?\\
?: I also like smoked fish!!\\
ryuu: stop fooling around!!\\
ryuu: you idiots keep you cool!!\\
box: … this thing\\
box: is something made by middle school students\\
box: I will puke it out only I take a bite in my mouth…\\
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ryuu: i-…\\
ryuu: it’s delicious!!\\
fuwa: it took 8 pages in order to obtain that reaction\\ but that’s the forte of another manga\\
TLN: foods wars anyone?\\
Nagi: fuwa-san?\\
Taku: it will work\\
Taku: it took me a week of research in order to obtain that\\
Ryuu: this is ramen, but…\\ I never tasted something like this\\
Taku: it was really difficult to work with ingredients that all have a strong flavour\\
Taku: they are the acorn noodles in tonkotsu soup that I obtained after searching for the ultimate balance in flavour\\
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itona: it has a miraculous flavour, considering that muramatsu has made it\\ this will crush his main selling point, that is his food sucks\\
taku: shut up itona, and continue to work!!\\
?: I want to eat the rest!!\\
??: what the hell is this “tamagotake” I never ate something like that\\
ryuu: you idiots!!\\
ryuu: you have to say that it tastes bad!!\\
bitch: eh?\\ does it taste bad?\\
Bitch: oh my…\\
Bitch: the things that my students have prepared do not suit your tastes?\\
?: she is so pretty!!\\
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?: no absolutely, it is incredibly good!!\\
bitch: really?\\ then what about some delicacy made of kaki and biwa?\\ its skin is as soft as mine\\
?: I will eat it!!\\
bitch: you know, you would make me really happy if you eat the full menu~~~\\
ryuu: eh\\ but\\ my money…\\
bitch: there is one in front of the station an…\\
bitch: ATM\\
ryu: we will be back soon!!\\
bitch ok\\ I will be waiting for you <3\\
nagi: we have sold another full course\\
justice: we have yada at the base of the mountain to attract clients, while bitch-sensei at the top\\ the master and disciple combo is frightening\\
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kota: but…\\
kota: we have few customers\\ we are doing well, considering our location, but…\\
koro: this is still the first day\\ the duel begins now\\
koro: we have sugaya-kun’s poster\\
koro: okajima-kun’s pictures of our products\\ hazama-san’s explanations on the menu\\
koro: and mimura-kun’s special home page\\ and finally our particular ingredients will attract the interest of the customers\\
itona: I’m continuing my reconnaissance\\ if it comes to attract customers, then class A is winning\\
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box: class A event café\\
asa: it is good to see you here\\ I’m really happy that you are enjoying yourselves\\
girls: asano-senpai <3\\
asa: we have several events which theme changes every hour\\ and we were also able to hire for free famous idols and comedians\\
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asa: we have divided the seats into two sections\\ once the performance on the stage is finished, we close one partition and let the customer leave\\
on the picture: backstage\\ idol\\ backstage\\
asa: and then we immediately start the next performance on the other side of the stage \\
on the picture: backstage\\ comedian\\ backstage\\
?: uooh… they are going wild on the other side\\
sfx: laughs\\
?: there should be a comedian on the other side\\ oh man I really want to see it\\
?: no choice then\\ I will go out, pay 500 yen and then enter on the other side\\
?: in this way they will endlessly squeeze money out of us\\
asa: considering that the food is free, the commoners will continue to haphazardly eat\\ and that is one more reason to pay the entry for several times\\
asa: and once they will feel like their curiosity is satisfied…\\
asa: we will make thing more and more interesting\\
asa: so that they will never feel like going to class E’s food and drink shop\\
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asa: well then it is our turn now\\ get ready while I warm up them with 2 or 3 light songs\
girls: kyaaah\\ asano-san\\
?: … eh can do anything\\
??: … yeah\\
girls: kyaah\\ he is so cool\
???: to be honest he can do so many things that he feels gross\\
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?: but\\ even he was defeated\\
??: …\\ I’m not sure if we can say that we can still be his partners\\
??: no matter the evil things I will do in the future…\\ I cannot stand to see me losing in regards of my intellect anymore\\
???: we are chosen ones as well\\ it is quite simple for us to learn to play an instrument while we study\\
?: let’s go to support him, ok?\\
????: yeah\\
justice: wow\\ their band performance’s quality is so high\\ can we really sell more than these guys?\\
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girl: hey are you here, nagisa!?\\
girl: we came for you!!\\
nagi: sakura-chan!\\ matsukata-san and everyone from the park!!\\
megu: heh~~\\ so you continued to see then, nagisa\\
nagi: yeah sometimes I go to teach them stuff\\
saku: well\\ he did not have any other choice after I asked him to be my personal tutor\\
sou: you did well nagisa\\ at least we earned ourselves some new customers\\
near the boy: he is the enemy of the women\\
matsu: sorry to not be some rich clients\\
near the girl: yeah right\\
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matsu: wow this is superb\\
saku: something so good will sell a lot\\
nagi: …\\ this is a difficult battle for us\\
nagi: even if we made something good…\\ it is difficult to advertise it to a lot of people\\
saku: … I see…\\
saku: don’t worry\\ you and the others have a mysterious power\\
matsu: .. indeed\\ if you do things right during this day I’m sure that the word will spread\\
kids: thanks for the food\\
box: … that’s right\\ we have confidence in what we have done\\
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box: but the best would be if one person\\
box: would be able to spread the word to a lot of people\\
rio: by the way, nagisa\\ I heard…\\ about the reason your hair are so long\\
rio: I’m sorry\\ I unwillingly made fun of you.\\ did I hurt you feelings?\\
girl: look I’m here\\
nagi: ah\\ not at all\\ as long as it is you or karma-kun it is fine\\
rio: I see\\ but I will not tease you a lot from on \\
?: hey!!\\
box: t-…\\ this frivolous voice is\\
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yuu: hey nagisa-chan!!\\
yuu: I came here to visit you!!\\
nagi: geh\\ yu-\\ yuuji-kun!?\\
rio: yuuji?\\
rio: …ah…\\ the one who confused you for a girl and fell for you when we were on the southern islands?\\
nagi: h-\\ how did you know that this was my school?\\
yuu: from that day I searched the names of the guests of the hotel\\ and\\ I found the homepage of you school when they were advertising the school festival\\
nagi: I-\\ I see\\
nagi: w-\\wah\\
nagi: hey…\\ nakamura-san!!\\
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rio: this is the last time, I promise\\
nagi: b-\\ but you just said that…!!\\
rio: he is rich, right?\\ we don’t have any other choice, we have to increase the average amount of money we get from the customers\\
rio: go, nagisa-chan!!\\ the destiny of our class depends on your abilities as an host!!\\
inserted: nagisa-chan, you have a mission to accomplish~~~!!\\