Done with Honey's story. I think I'm probably going to restructure what I'm translating as well.....more on that tomorrow.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oRuMQai92k&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJQZaiiU-uk&NR=1

STAGE 1

Honey: You're a competitor in this tournament too? It seems like I, Honey the world's number one bounty hunter is being underestimated....

Pengi: …..

Honey: No matter. I'll just get this over with and keep heading on to the top! ….Are you listening to me?

Pengi: ….

Honey: Wh—What? Why don't you say something?!

Pengi: …..

Honey: Hey! Are you listening to me?! Why are you so quiet?!

After the fight.

Honey: Stupid Penguin! That's what you get for ignoring me!

Pengi: …...

Honey: Hey! Are you listening at all?! Quit sitting there and talk to me!

Pengi: Hogeee.

Honey: What the--! I finally get you to talk, and all you say is 'Hoge'?

Stage 2

Mami: Hey miss! Would you have a battle with me?

Honey: Huh?!

Honey: Hey, Mami-chan was it? Big sister is a Bounty hunter.

So she's reall~y strong.

Mami: Is that so? Well then, Really strong miss, would you have a battle with me?

Honey: I'm telling you Mami-chan....

(TN- Poor kid, no one takes her seriously.)

Mami: Let's fight! Let's fight!

After the fight.

Mami: I want to be a bounty hunter too! Miss, would you be my teacher?

Honey: Huuuuh?!

Mami: I want to be just as strong as you, bring in the bad guys, and get lots of money so I can give it to my mommy!

Honey: W—Wait Mami-chan....

Mami: Teacher! It's a pleasure to meet you!

STAGE 3

Honey: I see one bounty, ripe for the pickings!

Golem: Gah?

Honey: I'm really lucky to meet a bounty head right here! Teeheehee!

Golem: My name is not 'Bounty head' it is Golem Bomber.

(TN- Love how he spells it out for her. Who's the idiot now?)

Honey: I already know that! You're one of the Five dastardly Bombers, Golem Bomber right? You've got one pretty price tag around your neck, so I'm not gonna let you get away!

(TN- Well...in Japanese its 'Kyoaku Bomba Gonin' or Five Evil Bombers....I totally forgot which group of five Golem belongs with, and Dastardly is just an awesome word....so there you go.)

After the fight.

Honey: You're too stubborn! Why didn't you just give up like I told you to?!

Golem: I cannot lose.....

Honey: What are you blabbering on about? I won the match, so give it up already, and let me take you in!

Golem: If I get caught.... mom will be upset....so I can't.

Honey: Mom? I don't understand what you're talking about, but I'd be crazy to let you go!

(TN- Pretty sure this ties into Mami's story....but it would be kind of weird if he WERE talking about his mom.)

STAGE 4

(TN-......Why can't he just die?)
Rajibon: Hyahahahah! Yet another unlucky bum ends up falling into my hands! Parairiapararia!!

(TN- I'm only sort of sure what he's saying here....//aside: annoying bastard. End aside//)

Honey: What's this piece of garbage?

(TN- W00t. You and Denta rule Honey.)

Rajibom: I am NOT garbage you hag! Where are your eyes huuuh?!

Honey: H---Hag?! DID YOU JUST CALL ME A HAG?!

Rajibom: Hayahahahah!! Haghaghaghaghaaaag!~ Hyahahahahah!

Honey: That's it! I'll show you my gunplay now!!

(TN- Shoot to kill!)

After the fight.

Rajibom: Shooting people's against the law ya stupid hag!

Honey: You called me a hag AGAIN!? You already lost, so shut your mouth!

Rajibom: I've got energy to spare! Besides, if it looks like a hag, and talks like one, guess what it is?! Hyahahahah!!

Honey: You piece of garbage! You've sure got a big mouth!!

STAGE 5

Honey: You're one of the Hige Hige bandits battle units aren't you? Why are you here?

#12: Heee!!

Honey: Whats your problem!? It's rude to stare in shock at other peoples faces!

#12: Honey...very violent, and mean.....I'm scared!

Honey: WHAT?! Who are you calling violent?! Start talking now!

After the fight.

#12: As I thought...Honey is violent...#12 is in pain..

Honey: Wh—what's that?! This is all your fault for insulting a helpless young maiden! If you weren't rude this wouldn't have happened!

#12: …..

Honey: Why'd you get so quiet...?

STAGE 6.

Denta: Damn you Kotetsu! Let us settle this right now!

Kotetsu: Have it your way! I hope you're prepared!

Honey: Hey you two! Knock it off!

Denta: A little girl should know that she has no say in our affairs!

Honey: L—Little girl?!

Kotetsu: Teacher! This is a matter between the two of us! Please don't get in our way!

Honey: Don't get in your way...?! And just who the heck do you two think you're talking to?!

After the fight.

Honey: I hope you understand that this is what happens when you don't listen to what I have to say!

Denta: What's with this fearsome woman....?!

Kotetsu: When my teacher gets mad, even a demon can't match her ferocity....

Denta: Then why didn't you mention this...sooner?

Honey: What are the two of you whispering about?!

STAGE 7.

Kuro: Geh! If it isn't Honey. So you entered the tournament too....

Honey: Of course! I was invited too you know!

Kuro: Don't get cocky! I was invited too!

Honey: Don't compare the two of us! I'm MUCH different than you.

Kuro: Hmph! How so?

Honey: We are because I said we are.

Kuro: How about some proof? Then maybe I'd understand.

Honey: Fine! And once I'm done, you'll understand loud and clear! Get ready!


After the fight.

Honey: See? Do you get it now?

Kuro: Quit acting like a big shot. You just BARELY won this match.

Honey: You sure are talkative for a guy! When you lose, you just hang your head in silence okay?

Kuro: Hehe! Idiot! Hag! I'll remember this!

Honey: Who's a hag?! Do you want me to beat you again?!

STAGE 8

Deral: Ohohoho! Welcome Honey! Now aren't you the pretty little Heroine. I the more beautiful Deral give you a standing ovation! I'll give you a little bit of praise for getting here! Hohohoho!

Honey: What are you talking about? If you're talking about a pretty Heroine, that would be me! Of course no one is gonna think of someone who goes around bare is anything more than a hussy!

(TN- See Honey uses the phrase 'nopperabo-'. I have NO idea what that means. If you guys want to research it, you can...but this is what I could make of it from the context clues.)

Deral: H---Hussy?! Why you flagpole! I won't allow you to speak about me like that!

I won't forgive you!

END.

I won the tournament! Well...of course! This is ME we're talking about! Its all because I prayed to the Goddess of good fortune! I said 'let me hit the big time!' And then guess what happened?! Money started falling from the sky! It was like a dream!! I started dancing under the money rain I was so happy! But...although it seemed like a good thing at the time, there was a consequence I didn't think of!! The money kept right on falling, until I was stuck under a mound, and I couldn't move anymore! Are things like this supposed to happen?!