Gintama 518

The morale of this lesson is that fists are the best teachers nearly all of the time.



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(Side text- At dusk before the gates of the Shouka Sonjyuku....)
Gintoki: Hey.
You...
Takasugi or whatever....
Don't go getting a big head cause you beat me once.
In the time it took you to score one miraculous victory against me, how may times have I whupped your ass?
If you really want to win against me...
And even the score with all of your losses....

002
Gintoki: Come back tomorrow.
Though I'm the one who's going to win next time.

003
Takasugi: Too bad Gintoki...
Two hundred forty seven wins....compared to two hundred forty six losses...

004
Takasugi: I...
Win.
GINTAMA
(Sfx- Dothhh thuddd)
(Side text- Conclusion?!)
Lesson 518: Fists.
SORACHI HIDEAKI

005
Katsura: That's a good look.
Stupidity flying through the skies.
Takasugi: You can say that again. I'm looking down on an idiot from on high.
Katsura: So what do you intend to do from here on in?
Takasugi: It really doesn't matter what I do.
I'll be disinherited next time I go there.
Katsura: Ah I see. So your father has heard of the rumors too?
The Shouka Sonjyuku...
It's been suspected that it's a gathering place for neighborhood children, but what they learn is critisim of the shogunate and it's upheaval. It's rumors like those that have been going around lately...

006
{As long as everyone has their respective bushido in their hearts...}
{They can all become samurai in each of their respective ways.}
Takasugi: Hmph.
Ain't that the truth.
If kids become samurai like the ones he talks about, this country will be annhilated.
Katsura: Probably.
Takasugi: But...
It feels good to hang out with those guys.
Up until now...
I thought Samurai were tight assed and rigid existences....
But I too want to become...
A samurai like that...a samurai who's free.

007
???: Just like the rumors said...
I had thought it was weird we haven't seen your face around in classes lately..
But to think you were this attached to this suspicious temple school...
Takasugi you're gonna get thrown out of the military academy before long...
But I'm sure you're relieved about the whole thing aint'cha?
However we're not here to give you a pink slip.
We're on this auspicious occasion to crush this temple school.
I've heard all sorts of rumors about this place from my father, including how the government officials are making their move.
We followed that man here waiting for a good chance to get back at him...
Turns out he's just a rounin with a dubious character who's playing school.
He and you won't have a place to call your own anymore...
Just deserts for a man who doesn't know his standing and mocks us warriors.

008
???: Takasugi you can no longer ever be a Samurai.
Katsura: Takasugi.
Are you sure it's a good idea for you to be loitering around at this time of night?
This time you'll be disinherited for sure.

009
Takasugi: Don't worry about it.
Come tomorrow I can kiss my inheritance goodbye.
On that note Katsura, are you sure it's okay for you to be loitering around here at this time of night? You'll end up losing your honor student status.
Katsura: You needn't worry.
I've just grown weary of education without any legroom.
I came here before it became night to inform them to run.
And return the debt..
Wanna team up against those villians from the military academy?
At least we prodigy's should be able to hold the government officials back easily.

010
Gintoki: You two are supposed to be from a noted family? Man that's not even funny.
They're aiming for a place that raises rebels against the country right?
So it's a den of evil.
So without a doubt that'd make us the three bad brats..
From the Shouka sonjyuku right?
Katsura: You...
Why are you here?! I told you to run!!
Gintoki: You were talking about Shouyou then right?
Why the hell do I have to run away?
'Sides, hanging out at night is the best method of teaching you guys how to cut class.
You guys are basically students at our place.
So I can at least say farewell to you guys.

011
Gintoki: In any case you guys have done enough.
I'll handle the rest from here so you two just sit this out.
Shouyou and I are drifters, so we can go just about anywhere.
You guys are different though. If you get involved with us any more then you'll lose your place to return to.
Do you wanna lose your families?
Takasugi: If I had a place to return to I wouldn't be doing this in the first place.
(Sfx- Zatshhh dshh)
Katsura: Since my grandmother died, I have not a single relative.
So I've had no sense of safety for quite some time now.
(Sfx- Zathhh dsssh)
Katsura: More importantly the title that comes with family...
is unnecessary in my opinion.
Takasugi: If I had something like that then...
I wouldn't give it to anyone.
???: We'll find it for ourselves...
and take it with these hands.

012
Gintoki: I get it...
Then I won't say anything else.
Dude: Hey you brats.
What the hell are you doing out so late? Where's your home?
Gintoki: I'm Yoshida Shouyou's student...
Sakata Gintoki of the Shouka sonjyuku.
Katsura: I am the same...
Katsura Kotarou.
Takasugi: Same here...
Takasugi Shinsuke.
Here we come!!
(Sfx- Dohhh)

013
Dudes: Wha...
What the hell is up with these kids?!
(Sfx- Kachaahhh clack)
???: I request that you do not unsheath those..
I'd like both sides to...
stay their swords.
Please don't...
Give me a reason to draw mine.
Dude: Yoshida Shouyou....!! You basta--
Shoyou: I don't really care if you spread rumors about me...
I'm pretty much seen as an eyesore no matter where I go, however...

014
(Sfx- Pakiiiiin Craccck)
Shouyou: I don't mind toppling a country...
if you intend on pointing those at my students.
(Sfx- Datsuhh dasssh)
Dudes: Hi...
Hiiiiii!!
???: Shouyou.....
Oh dear. I had gotten wrapped up in ensuring all of the students got home safely...
Though I had no idea some of you were still here...
You naughty little children.
However I'm sorry to tell you Dojo breaker...
That there's no dojo or school for you to break now....they're gone.

015
Takasugi: No need to worry.
What I want to break isn't the doujo...
But you, Shoyou-Sensei.
Katsura: We want to learn from you Sensei.
Wherever you are, be it the wilderness or the fields, we can still call it a place of learning.
Moreover your bushido...
and our bushido...
isn't something so soft that it'd break that easily.
Shouyou: My oh my Gintoki...
It seems we've got some more cheeky students coming aboard don't we?
Gintoki: You can say that again.
(Sfx- Pin flick)
Shouyou: Then let us proceed quickly into our first lesson right here on this roadside.
You halfwits are 100 years too early to be hanging out here at night.
(Sfx- Gohgohgoh Thok thok thok)

016
Shouyou: Welcome to Shouka Sonjyuku.

017
Takasugi: Sensei...
Did you come here to punch a lesson into me?
You knew I was halfassing things..
and came here to stop me?

018
Gintoki: He ain't here.
He ain't anywhere.
We're the only ones...
who can stop ourselves.

019
(Sfx- Gakiiiinn claanng)
Gintoki: If you don't like it...
If you don't want to bend your will...
Then the only thing that can stop this is your fistssssss!!
(Side text- A swing packed with passion!!)
GINTAMA LESSON 518..........END.