Saike Once Again 94

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Take 94: The search begins.
(Johann's gang.)
{In order to create an equal world where all humans are ability users, Johann had the lesser panda brought to Japan, but it escaped. Using a GPS tracker his group is searching, though it would seem aside from Johann, all of the group is brainwashed by Will?}
(Arrow- In midst of searching)
{A Lesser Panda with the ability to make “normals” into ability users. Currently on the run.}
{Kuroda's group.}
{Made up of members who were freed of Will's brainwashing and returned to his group. They are searching for the Lesser panda to prevent more dangerous ability users from increasing in number.}
{Team Saike}
{In order to stop Johann's schemes, they have temporarily teamed up with Kuroda's group. They rely on Kuroda's precognitive dreams and Hizu's eyes as they search.}

002
Kuroda: Without a doubt...
it's here.
This is the place I saw in my precognitive dreams.
He must have run here and be in the vicinity!
(Sfx- Doooooon boooom)

003
Kuroda: This Lesser Panda is...
An oracle holder who can make normals into ability users.
(Sfx- Baaaaan doooom)
Saike: Let's split up into threes and search.
We'll be at a disadvantage if we're scattered up too much when we run into Johann's group.
Kuroda: You're right. Well then...

004
Saike: We'll decide our groups by rock paper scissors!
Ana: Rock, scissors...
Paper!!
Saike: Okay, now we know our three teams.
Kuroda: We of Team Rock will search that building.
If anything should happen we'll respond immediately.
(Sfx- Baan doom)
Saike: Ana, Hizu, you gonna be okay?

005
Ana: Yeah, we'll search the surrounding woods.
(Sfx- Baaan thoom)
(Handwritten- Scissors!)
Yuko: Oooh, I'm nervous....
Hizu: Hold up Saike.
Truth is, I was “rock” too.
(Handwritten- It was Paper, yeah?)
(Handwritten – Yup!)
Saike(?): Um, it's clear as day you used paper.
Your eyes that can see “power fumes” are especially important this time around!
Hizu: Gotcha. You can leave it to me.
I'm more than enough by myself.
Minagishi/Shinonome: He's completely ignoring his team's existence...
Kuroda: Take a look at this.

006
Kuroda: There's a “mark” on the...
lesser panda's bac.
As such as we track it down....
I have now dubbed it “Hi”.
Lesser Pandas are naturally cautious creatures....
So if you should see Hi at any time, do not lose sight of him.
Should he catch onto our pursuit he will surely go into hiding!
We can check on everyone's locations using this GPS app.
Well then, I leave it to you.
Everyone: ALLRIGHT!
Kuroda: You're too loud!!
(Sfx- Gasaah sfft)
Hi: Hiiih....

007
(Sfx- Pikon pikon beep beep)
(On phone: Lesser)
Uzura: Calim, is it really around here?
(Sfx- Gyah gyah)
Calim: Yup!
Ming-Ming: Ming-ming can see it too!
(Handwritten- On that beeping thingy!)
Calim: Our lesser buddy has a “GPS tracking collar” around his neck.
So the moment we find him, I'll catch him using my chains!

008
Ming-Ming: Not good! Ming-ming is going to capture him!!
Uzura: Uzura will capture it too!!
Uzura can do what he puts his mind to!
(Sfx- Waah waah waaah!)
Calim: SHHHH!! You're too loud!
What'll you guys do if the Lesser panda runs away?!
(Handwritten- He got mad at us...)
Calim: You guys should mimic Silva.
You can't even hear him breathe can you?
Ming-ming: Silva has fainted, yup.
It seems he was surprised by a frog at his feet.
(Handwritten- What a small fry.)
(Handwritten- Ribbit)
(Handwritten- Doesn't like amphibians.)
(Sfx- Chiiiiin silllence)
Calim: I can't believe things turned out like this....and here I was thinking he'd be the most reliable person here.

009
Calim: Then we'll just have to decide on who'll catch that little guy using rock, paper, scissors.
???: Rock, paper, scissors!
Draw! One more time!
(Handwritten- The hero wins!!)
Calim: There he is...!!
(Sfx- Pikon pikon beep beep)
Calim: Across that thicket.
Ming-ming: He talks a big game, but will he be able to catch it?
Uuzura: I bet he misses,
because he's an idiot.
(Handwritten- whisper whisper)
Calim: “Chain weaving!!”
(Sxf- Boshuuhhhh fwhoooom)

010
(Sfx- Gashiiiiih grnnnd)
Calim: Ta-da-da-da-da-da-de-laaaah!
The hero chants for his chain weaving!!
He has obtained the Lesser Panda!!
Hiiyaaah!
(Sfx-Botsuhhh wffft)
Calim: Heheh, you watchin' Ming-ming, Uzura?
This was an easy job!

011
Calim: W—wait,
WHAAAT?!
What the heck is this?!
It's a tree?!
Ah!! It removed the collar and attached it to the tree?!
This is just a decoy!!
Did it find out about the GPS?!
….is a Lesser Panda smart enough to?!
(Handwritten- You gotta be kidding?!)
Ah.

012
Ming-ming: The moment we find him, I'll catch him using my chains!
Uzura: Whaaa?
This is a tree!!
Ming-ming: Ta-da-da-da-da-da-de-laaaah!
The hero has obtained the Lesser Panda!
Uzura: Ah! The collar has come off!
It's a decoy!!
(Sfx- Purupurupurupurupuruu shivershivershiver)
Ming-ming: This was an easy job!
Uzura: Did it find out about the GPS?!
….is a Lesser Panda smart enough to?!
(Handwritten- Aww man!)
Calim: FINE, I'M A SCREW UP!
(Handwritten- I'm sorry!)

013
Silva: It seems this is not an opponent we can overcome through ordinary means.
(Handwritten- Woke up from being knocked out.)
(Sfx- Pon pat)
(Sfx- Burururruru shiiiiver)
Calim(?): We're splitting up and searching for it everyone..!!
We've gotta find it before it can get too far away!
Everyone: Roger!!
Saike: It's an abandoned building...
Kuroda: Up until twelve years ago it was in business as a hotel, apparently.
Mako!
Mako: 'Kay!

014
(Sfx- Gashihh dsshh)
{A stone into...}
(Sfx- Gatsuhhh sheen)
Mako: Hamsterification!!!
(Sfx- Baaannhhhh fwooom)
Hamster: Chichichi!
Mako: My Hamuchan can squeeze into any space no matter how small and search!
With just 30 minutes I can search this entire building!
Saike: Kuroda.
There's something I'd like to confirm now...

015
Saike: It's about the oracles of Johann and his group.
(Sfx- Totototto tmptmtmptmp)
(Sfx- Chiiiraaan gleeeem)
Kuroda: As I said before, even I don't know what Johann's oracle is.
He was a man of mystery even when we used to be allies.
What I do know is...

016
Kuroda: The oracles of the remaining five.
Will's oracle is as you know....
The brainwashing ability “Heart breaker.”
However it has no use in practical combat.
So it's likely we won't be seeing him this time around.
The ones here will be the remaining four...
Calim,
Silvaano,
Ming-ming,
and Uzura.

017
Kuroda: Within that group, the one we need to be most careful of...
Is Chan Ming-Ming's oracle.
Saike: Ming-ming...you mean the girl?
Kuroda: Just about all attacks will fail against her,
And you'll only be able to act dependent on the “rules” she sets.
Oracles that can change the material matter are of the “change” classification.
There's “Control”
and “Plus/minus” as well...
However Ming-Ming's oracle is of the strongest class of them all....known as the “World” Class.

018
Kuroda: Should you meet up with her, don't fight –run away immediately.
Should you step even a foot into her territory.....
Ming-Ming: Hmmmm...
Should Ming-Ming search there, then....?
(Sfx- Dodododdodododo thhoomthoomthoom)
Kuroda: You will be dragged into a “Devil's game”.