One Piece 834

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One Piece
Chapter 834: My Dream
From Shipdecks Around The World - The 500 Million Beli Man
Vol 22: The Isle of Women

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[Insert text: A captive prince...!!]
Flashback!Judge: If you try to leave this island... // They will blast both of your hands clean off!!! // You WILL marry that girl!!!
Flashback!Sanji: Don’t screw with me!! Take them off!!!
Flashback!Reiju: Stop! You mustn’t try to remove them by force!
[BubbleSFX: Beep beep beep beep beep beep...]
Flashback!Sanji: !!
Flashback!Reiju: Take your hand off it!!
[BubbleSFX: Bi-bip...]
Flashback!Reiju: There’s no way to remove it without the key. / Isn’t that obvious?

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Sanji: .................. // ...............!!
Flashback!Zeff: Look at all these scratches... // Do you think those hands of yours... / ...are for brawling like a common thug?!!
Flashback!Sanji: Owwwww~~~~!!
Sanji: ......!! // Dammitall~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!!!

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[Box: Near the Capital, Sweet City...]
People: So Boss Jinbei has really betrayed us?!! // To think something like that happened between him and Mama only yesterday......!! // Boss Jinbei... / He was so cool when he was calming down Mama’s tantrum... // But then not only did he go and tell her he wants to leave the crew... // He was so scared by the “compensation” she named... / ...that he went and took the whole thing back!!
Brook: ............
People: Seriously?! That’s so lame!! // Wahahahah!! What a loser!!! // So much for the man they called “Knight of the Sea”!! // Turns out he’s a traitor, and a coward to boot!!!

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Brook: Jinbei-san...!!!
Flashback!Jinbei: I have my current position to consider.
Brook: (So he was a member of Big Mam’s fleet... That’s why Fishman Island was under her protection...)
Pedro: Ah yes, the former Royal Shichibukai... / To think Big Mam has even men of that calibre under her command...!! // But Brook, are you saying you know this man?!
Brook: ...Yes. He means quite a lot to our crew......!!
Flashback!Jinbei: Once I have fulfilled my duty and am free of such constraints... // I hope that you will invite me once more to join the Straw Hat Pirates!!!
Brook: (So this is what he meant back then...!! // But the actions described in this article do not sound like Jinbei-san at all......!! / Does he not intend to come to us after all?)
Pedro: Hey!! Brook!!

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Brook: ?
Purin: Please, just give me a moment!! I have something important to attend to!
Tamago: What could possibly be more important right now than choosing your wedding dress?! / You must see reason, Mademoiselle Purin!
Brook: !!
People: Now, how about this dress......? / Oh, it would look wonderful on you!♡ // But so would this one, and that one... They’re all so perfect!♡ // Mistress Purin, do you have any information about the groom’s preferences?
Purin: What?! Oh, I wouldn’t... I mean, I’ve still only met him once......!♡
Brook: (Whaaaaa~~~~?! Hold on, Purin-san!! What is the meaning of all this?!! // It looks like she has been caught up with her attendants and cannot move freely... // I was certain she would be meeting up with Luffy-san and the others around now!!)
Pedro: (From the looks of things, it seems likely Sanji does not even know we are here yet...!!)
Brook: (Then what was the figure Luffy-san saw at the shore?!!)
Pedro: (Who knows? It must have been some mistake...)

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Pedro: (......!! That man... / It’s Baron Tamago......!!!)
Messenger: Baron Tamago, I bring word.
Tamago: .........
Messenger: Regarding the Straw Hat vessel that was anchored at Chocolat Town yesterday...
Brook/Pedro: ?!! // (They know we’re here~~~~~!!!)
Messenger: When it departed the island, we were unable to locate Mr. Pekoms on board......
Brook/Pedro: (They know everything~~~~~~~!!)
Messenger: And as for today...!! Four of the Straw Hats have wandered into the Seducing Woods!! // They are completely surrounded. They may as well be captured already!!
Brook/Pedro: (Luffy-san and the others have been captured~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~?!!)
Messenger: ...However, we have yet to locate the remaining two crew members.
Brook/Pedro: ............

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Messenger: These are the two in question.
[PedroPoster: Leopard Mink]
Brook/Pedro: (It’s us~~~~~~~~~!!! // They know almost everything we’ve been doing!!! They were watching us from the start!! // Where in the world have they been spying on us from?!)
Tamago: That Mink is not a leopard - non, non! // He is a jaguar Mink by the name of Pedro!!
Messenger: ! / You know of him?
Tamago: We have crossed paths in the past...
Pedro: ..................
Tamago: I have some idea of where he might be likely to head. / At any rate, for now... // I want you to search for Pekoms!!
Messenger: Understood, sir!
Tamago: I was quite relieved when I heard he was alive. / As his long-time partner, I was even prepared... / ...to face Mama alongside him and beg for her forgiveness, but whatever is he up to now...? // He truly is a tricky one to handle...
Brook/Pedro: (This situation is all kinds of worrying~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!!!)

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[Box: Wholecake Island / Northeastern Coast]
Pez: Ogyaaahhh~~! / Hogyaaahh~~~~!
Pekoms: ......
Bege: Hey, shut it, Junior!!
Pez: Fugyaaahhh~~~!
Bege I said, shut your... // ...widdle mouf!♡
Chiffon: Ahhh, he smiled!♡ How lovely!
Pez: Ahahaheehee!
[Box: 22nd Daughter of the House of Charlotte (Bege’s Wife) / Charlotte Chiffon // Bege’s Son / Capone Gang Pez]
Bege: Whooooo’s a good boy? Whoooooo’s a good little boy?! Yes, you are~!♡ / Ain’t that right, Junior?!! You’re gonna be a fine widdle gang leader some day, aren’t you?!♡
People: .........

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Pekoms: ......I can’t bear to watch this... / Rrrghh!!
Bege: Must be shining too brightly for you, eh? This boy’s a shining newborn life...while yours is a life that’s about to end! // It’s like a work of art. And you’re the one who chose this path! // Pekoms... I gave you your chance!
Pekoms: Didn’t seem like much of a chance to me! / Rrghh!!
Bege: It’s like I told you back on Zou...... // Kindness and sympathy will get you nowhere. / You’re just not cut out for this world, Pekoms. // Now, this coast happens to be the perfect place for making people...disappear.
Pekoms: ......
Bege: There’ll be no evidence left whatsoever.
Pekoms: ..................

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Bege: Any last words?
Pekoms: .................. // ......
Pez: Ogyaahhhh~~! // Hogyaaaaahhhh~~~!
Pekoms: You’re taking our Mama... // ...far too lightly!!!
Pez: Hogyaaaaaahhhhh~~~!!!
Pekoms: !!!

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[Box: Wholecake Chateau - Throne Room]
BigMam: I provided you with plenty of funds, did I not? / Caesar Clown......!!
Caesar: .....Y...y-y...yes, of course!! / I have been steadily progressing my research all this time!!
BigMam: My dream...... / ...is for all the races of the world to come together as one “family”... / ...sit around the same table, and face one another on the same level...!!! // And you’re the one who’s supposed to make that dream come true, Caesar!! // I need you to make my family grow to incredible size, with your power of science!!

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BigMam: You were always telling me, were you not?! / Just a little longer, and it should be complete... / So you would just require a little more funds...!! // Your promises gladdened me, so I provided you with plenty of money! Now where are the results?
Caesar: Yes...I’m very grateful for your support! // (The enlargement of the human body...!! I’ve conducted plenty of experiments... The whole world wants to get their hands on technology like this, after all!! But my experiments only succeeded in raising children to incredible size, and with no guarantee of survival!! // The kind of drug this old hag wants, one that can enlarge any human to gigantic size like magic, is clearly impossible...!! That’s why I’ve been just accepting her money... // ...and spending it all on ordering “Girls’ Ships” to my island and splashing out on booze and broads!! Shurorororo!! // Those were good times!!! With Joker’s support to hide behind, I could do as I pleased!! // But I never thought Joker would be defeated and my life would be reduced to this!!!)

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BigMam: What are you making those amusing faces for?
Caesar: Gueahhh~~~~!!! / Listen, I must assure you, all of this is the fault of none other than that accursed Straw Hat Luffy!! // Big Mam!!! I’ve spared no waking moment in pursuing the research you asked of me!!! // Just a little further, and it would have surely been complete!! But then, Straw Hat and Trafalgar Law appeared!!! // If only they had not shown up!! My Enlargement Drug would have long since been completed!!! I am, after all, a genius!!! // The true tragedy is the loss of that research laboratory, created by the World Government using the finest technology...!! / That perfect environment was an absolute necessity for my research...!!! // I had two requirements!! The copious funding you provided!! And that research laboratory!! / Without both of these, I fear my Enlargement Drug will never be completed!!!

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BigMam: If it’s a laboratory you’re after, I built a copy of the Punk Hazard facility already.
Caesar: Ehh?!
BigMam: I got my hands on the blueprints a long while ago. / And our Candy Minister can create most any structure from coloured candy. / Don’t worry, it won’t melt or anything. We used special candy, enhanced with steel.
Caesar: !!
BigMam: For the sake of this research, I’ll grant you all the funds you need.
Caesar: Ehhhhh~~~~~~~~~~?!!
BigMam: So? // When will it be complete?
Caesar: ?!!
BigMam: One week, perhaps? Two? // Haaaahahahahah... Mamamamah... / I can’t wait to see it~~~~~!
Caesar: ...............!! // (You’ve got to be screwing with me!! Mankind has researched this for centuries!! / And nobody has ever succeeded!!!)

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Perospero: Perorin, perorin!♪ / Does it meet your standards, Master Caesar? Kukukuku... // It is practically indistinguishable from the original, is it not? Kukukuku... / Worry not, the insides are identical too, perorin!♪
[Box: Eldest Son of the House of Charlotte / Charlotte Perospero / (Candy Minister) / A “Candy user” who ate the Pero Pero no Mi]
Perospero: This is quite an interesting little item!
Caesar: Uerghh!!
Flashback!Caesar: Hey, Black Leg!! / Before we go our separate ways, give me back my heart!!
Flashback!Sanji: Oh, right... Let’s see, now...
Flashback!Caesar: Ahhhhhh~~~~~~!!
Perospero: You have two weeks to spend on developing the Enlargement Drug!! / If you take any longer, I will turn you into a candyman and lick you good!♪ Kukukuku...
Caesar: (I’ll be killed in two weeks!!! I have to do something!!!)

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[Box: Southwestern Coast - Night]
Luffy: *pant*... *pant*... // How many dozens of times have we seen your face now?!! // I found another couple of ‘em.
BuriedPerson: Yeah, I can see... // You’ve got lots.
Crew?: Ruff ruff!! // Meoooow~~!! // Squeak squeak!!
Luffy: It’s all very well finding them, but there’s something not right about them all!! // What’s wrong with you guys?!! Why are there so many of you?!
[SFX: Hoot hoot! // Awooooooo! // Mgyaaahh~~! // Grrrrrrr... // Tweet tweet! // Hissssss!! // Ruff ruff!! // Skreek skreek!]
[Insert text: Crewmates by the dozen?!!]