One Piece 859

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One Piece
Chapter 859: Yonkou Assassination Plan
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“Usopp Playing Quoits Using Brook and Snakes”

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[Insert text: A strategy meeting!]
Sanji: I’m not interested in assassinating Big Mam myself… // …but I have to wonder, is she really the kind of person who can be killed by a simple gun or cannon? // She gives the impression of a great iron balloon!! I wouldn’t have thought killing her was possible…
Pedro: A good question. In an assassination, the target has to be decisively eliminated in the space of an instant. / Else you’ll just get surrounded and taken out instead.
Luffy: So this Yonkou really is amazing, huh?
Nami: Of course! She’s a monster!!! We almost got ourselves killed just trying to get Brook away from her while she was sleeping!!
Brook: Quite true, quite true!! / Why would you choose a Tea Party, when all of her strongest officers will be present, as the stage to assassinate such a monster?! // Mr. Bege!
Bege: …Well, that’s a fair enough question. // Let me make one thing clear to begin with. / Under the right conditions, I can take Big Mam’s life in the space of five seconds!!!
People: !!
Chopper: ……!! Just five seconds?!
Vito: But distracting everyone for five whole seconds at an event like that won’t be easy, la-lick! / Someone’s sure to block the attempt in an instant. / Most notably, her loyal Sweet Stars.
Bege: And if that happens, it’s all-out battle. // Our chance of victory becomes zero!!! / Heheheh……!!
People: ?!

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Bege: This assassination plan began with securing Caesar.
Caesar: It’s “Gastino”!!! // Don’t you dare use that name in front of Big Mam, you hear?!!! // Once this plan is over, you’re going to return my heart and set me free!!!
Bege: ………
Caesar: That’s the deal…!! Don’t forget it! / If you don’t, I’ll steal your son’s life without fail!!! / Shurorororo!! *cough* *cough*
Chiffon: ……!! Don’t you worry yourself there, Gassy-boy!! Bege always keeps his promises!!
Caesar: Gassy-boy?! It’s Gastino!!!
Luffy: Ahahahahah!! Gassy-boy!!
Nami: Nobody cares what happens to a piece of trash like you.
Caesar: ?!!
Bege: Point is, this guy has an important job to do…
Caesar: That’s right! Shurorororororo!! This work is my pride and joy!!!

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Caesar: I call them “KX Launchers”!!! They fire deadly gas shells!!! // One should be plenty, but I’ve prepared an extra two just to be safe!!! // Each one is designed to inject a full 5 grams of organophosphorous poison gas directly into the target’s body! / They’re a terrifying weapon of murder to defy even God…!! Death… Death to everyone~~~~~~!!!
Sanji: All right, I get it. / So you have a weapon that will kill your target without fail.
Bege: Not exactly. Sadly enough… / Even if one of these were to hit Big Mam, ordinarily it wouldn’t even penetrate her thick skin.
People: ?!
Bege: There aren’t many weapons in the whole damn world that would work on Big Mam!!
Chopper: Ehhhhh?!! Then what are you gonna do?!

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Bege: There are two conditions for taking full advantage of these KX Launchers!! // First, we have to ensure that nobody can interfere for five seconds. // And secondly, Mama’s body needs to be weakened in advance!!
People: How are you gonna find crazy convenient conditions like those?!!
Bege: There’s only one place we’re going to be able to fulfil both of these conditions. // The Tea Party!!!
People: !!
Pez: Ugyahhh~~!
Bege: Ohhhh, I’m so sowwy, widdle one~!♡ // Was my voicey a widdle bit too loud~? There there~!♡ // It’s been over a year since we joined her fleet, but Mama hasn’t been injured even a widdle bit in all that time…!! / Not when she’s destroying the town, not when she’s sinking ships, not even when she gets hit by bullets or cannon fire. // That tough body of hers doesn’t show a single scratch. / You were right on the mark when you called her a great iron balloon.

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Bege: But there was one time - just one - when I did see Mama suffer a scwatch.
Vito: The Mother Carmel Photo incident, la-lick!!
Bege: Precisely.
People: ?
Bege: At Mama’s Tea Parties, the seat directly opposite her… / …is always occupied by a certain photograph. Nobody else is allowed to sit there. // It seems like Mama considers it her greatest treasure of all.
People: A photo?
Bege: That’s right… Her photo of “Mother Carmel”!! / You might call it Mama’s only weakness!!
People: ?!
Bege: It seems like she owes this woman a lot, but nobody knows the details. Nobody knows anything about her.
Luffy: ………
Nami: Is she deceased, then?
Chiffon: Missing, apparently. Even us family members don’t know the details……!!

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Chiffon: One time, at one of her Tea Parties… / One of the waiters accidentally knocked over the photo of Mother Carmel.
People: …………!!
Chiffon: And Mama’s reaction shocked me to the core. / Her face went deathly pale, and she let out a deafening shriek the likes of which I’ve never heard before!!
Nami: !!
Chiffon: It was a fit quite different from her usual hungry tantrums!! / All that anyone around could do was to desperately cover their ears and protect their own eardrums from the assault. // Many people even started collapsing, one after another!!!
Bege: Along with the crazy voice, her Sovereign Haki was unleashed at full blast.
Jinbei: ………………
Bege: And that’s just from the photo getting knocked over.

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Bege: While this was going on, Mama fell to her knees in shock, and incredible…!! / I saw her scraped knee actually bleed!!
Sanji: !
Bege: I was shocked to see that this woman even had red blood running through her monstrous veins. / In that state, Mama’s body loses its usual toughness. // So if at today’s Tea Party, someone breaks that photo clean in two, what do you think will happen?!!
People: !!
Bege: Mama will be weakened!!! / Nobody in the hall will be able to move for over five seconds!! / In that instant, the KX Launcher can be used to its full potential, and Big Mam will die!!! // The news of Big Mam’s assassination will spread across the world like wildfire!!!
Chopper: But with that terrible voice… Won’t we be paralysed as well?!
Bege: Don’t worry. That’s why we have these. / The Invisible Symphonia System!!!
Chopper: Oh, earplugs!

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Luffy: If breaking the photo will really cause that much chaos… // We should take that opportunity to save Sanji’s family, too!!
People: Hm?!
Bege: Hey, don’t talk like this is going to be easy!! / After we break the photo, it’ll take about three seconds before Mama’s fit begins. // We’ll be surrounded by furious Big Mam Pirates before the proper chaos even starts… / Surviving those three seconds will take nothing less than a miracle!! // That’s what I need you for, Straw Hat!!!
Nami: Hold on a minute! Are you trying to use Luffy as a decoy?!!
Chiffon: Bege!! Nami and her friends are Lola’s precious benefactors!! You can’t send them to their deaths!!

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Luffy: It’s fine, I’ll do it!!
People: ?!!
Luffy: Actually, I just thought up… / …the best way to make my entrance~~~~~!! Shishishi!!!
Chopper: Ohhhh~~?! What is it, what is it? That sounds like fun, tell me!!
Luffy: Nnnnnope! It’d be boring if I gave the game away!!
Chopper: Awwww~~~!
Nami/Chiffon: (And there we were actually worrying about him…)
Bege: That’s quite the attitude you’ve got there. You’re clear on the timing, I hope?
Luffy: When Sanji kisses Purin, right?
Sanji: You idiot, I’m not gonna kiss her!! I won’t be able to!! // Instead of the wedding kiss, she’s going to try to shoot me! But I’m going to dodge it, so that gunshot will be the signal!
Luffy: Oh, right! That’ll be pretty clear!
Bege: Glad we’re all on the same page. And once Big Mam’s mighty shriek starts, we’re home free. / While everyone in the hall is immobilised, you save your targets… // …and we’ll carry out the assassination. We settle things within 10 seconds max.

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Bege: And once we’re in the clear, this idiot makes his entrance!!
Caesar: I make my entrance!! Who are you calling an idiot?!!! // Now listen up! I can fly through the air!! / So I’ll swoop into the hall holding a mirror to escape through!!! With this woman in tow!!
Brulee: Don’t include me in your team~~~~~~~!!! / I’ll be slaughtered by Mama~~~!!!
Bege: Bringing Brulee to us was excellent work on your part!! / There’s no better ability for making a swift exit!! // So once everyone’s done what they came for… / …we all leap into Caesar’s mirror as quick as possible!! The room will still be paralysed by the effects of the shrieking.
People: ………!!
Bege: Once we’re inside, we can escape through the mirror world at our leisure. // Just make sure you have a mirror big enough for people to pass through set up at your ship as well!!
Brulee: ……………!! // (I have to get word to Mama somehow…!)
Bege: That way you can escape from this island with the minimum of travel!!

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Bege: Once we’re back on our respective ships… / …our alliance is over!! We get the hell out of Big Mam’s territory as fast as humanly possible… // …and pray that fortune is on our side!!!
Luffy: All right!!!
Jinbei: That does seem best…!!
Sanji: ……Two and a half hours to go… // I’d better get back to my room… I’m the “groom”, after all.
Bege: Same here. We’d better attend to our supposed guard duties…
People: Yessir!!
Luffy: Hey, Bege! Can I ask you to do something for me?!! / When I make my amazing entrance…
Bege: Quit obsessing over the entrance!! You’ll get yourself killed!!!

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[Box: Meanwhile, on the various islands of Totland…]
People: The day of the Tea Party is a national holiday!! // Purin-sama’s finally reached that age, huh… How time flies!
[Box: Milk Island - Cheesetown]
People: And I hear her groom is the third son of the Germa 66!! / What a powerful connection to make!! // Let’s celebrate with Supreme Cheese and beer!!
[Box: Nuts Island - Peanuts Town]
People: I hear the family in charge of the Lefeld Group arrived at the port yesterday! // Looks like the guest list will be as star-studded as ever!!
[Box: Cacao Island - Chocolat Town]
People: Purin-sama, congratulations~~!! // You’re still a bit early for that!! // Gyahahahah! Don’t sweat the small stuff, this is a happy day!!

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[Box: The Germa Kingdom]
People: Well, it looks like the day’s come. // Master Sanji is finally getting married! / Apparently the escort soldiers couldn’t even make it inside the castle…!! // I guess attending the wedding will be out of the question… // You think they need guards at a wedding ceremony? / This is a peaceful day…
[Box: Wholecake Chateau]
People: Relatives from the House of Vinsmoke!! / A good morning to you!
Niji: Yonji!! Wake up and get dressed!!
Judge: What’s Reiju up to? She wasn’t in her room.
Ichiji: Oh yeah, now you mention it…
People: Ah!! / She has already made her preparations in a separate room!! // There is still an hour left, so please take your time!

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[Box: Ninth Floor - Big Mam’s Bedroom]
BigMam: Gyaaaahhhhh~~~~~~~!!!
People: Wha-?!! Wh-wh-what seems to be the matter?!! Mama?!!
BigMam: Call the Ministers……!!
People: ………?!
BigMam: H…!! He’s not moving……!!! // He’s dead…! My sweet little skeleton man……!!
Prometheus: Well, that’s quite a shame, Mama!!
Zeus: But today’s the day of the Tea Party, aaaaand…?
BigMam: The wedding caaaaaaaaaake~~~~~~~~!♪ // Haaaaahahahha~~~~maaaaaahmamamaaahhh~~!♪
People: Yes, Mr. Morgans has just arrived at the port… // …and the rest of the guests are heading to the castle one after another…!!

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[Box: Purin’s Room]
Homies: What’s wrong, Purin?! / That dress looks great on you!!
Purin: ………… // I’m feeling melancholy…
Homies: What’s wrong? You getting cold feet?! / Gyahahahahah!!
Purin: Perhaps this is all too much for me… Nitro, Rabiyan… // After I’ve slaughtered that idiot Sanji… / I’d hate for blood to get on my dress…
Nitro: Oh, of course…
Rabiyan: Yes, yes…
Purin: And I’ll have to go around erasing so many people’s memories… / …just so I can go back to being a good girl again… When I think of all that… // It seems like such a pain in the ass.
[Box: The Tea Party from Hell is about to begin…]
[Insert text: Horrors lurk in this blushing bride’s sigh!!]