Gintama 615

[GIntama 615 Translation by Kewl0210]
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Insert: Stop the advance on Kabuki-Chou----!!!
Title: Lesson 615
You Should Treasure Everything that has 'Ball' in the Name
SFX: WAAAAA
People: The road!!
The enemy's interference split us in two!!
The enemy has launched a surprise attack on the rear unit.
T/N: Literally, the title is everything that has the kanji "玉" read as "tama" in the name. Which has a whole ton of meanings that are parts of numerous compound words: ball/sphere/globe/orb, bead or droplet, sports ball, pile, bullet, bulb, lens, gem/jewel/pearl, geisha, character-type, item, egg, coin, precious.

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Someone: Should we retreat to try and aid them?
Dakini: There's no need.
A worthless little trick.
Such a desperate surprise attack is a far cry from anything that will overturn their numerical disadvantage.
The essence of war comes down to having the majority and controlling the minority.
Don't be thrown by this surprise attack. The rear unit is more than enough to trample these pathetic ants.
We will continue straight ahead
and fell that giant cannon immediately!
Onwaaard!!
SFX: DODOON

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Guys: !!
SFX: WAH
SFX: DODODODO
Daki: Hoh.
I thought it was a plan to get us out of rank.
You actually plan to try to stop us?
This is no surprise attack, it's just pure madness.

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Cat: Oh, it looks like it has started.
Otose: It looks like their plan is to divide the enemy in two, have the Shinsengumi throw the rear into disarray,
and have the shinobi take the back to chip away at the enemy before they get to Kabuki-Chou.
Boxes: Shinsengumi
Split
Oniwaban [Top middle]
Oniwaban [Bottom left]
Kabuki-Chou
Otose: Still, I don't think that'll be enough to stop a huge spear like that.
Even if you scrape away at the blade and reduce its force,
it will still pierce through its obstacles
and make it here.

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Guys: It's finally time.
Everybody ready?
Guy: Enemy approach confirmed!!
The third South Gate!
SFX: GOGO...
Guys: Let's goooo!!
SFX: GOGOGOGO

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Guys: Now the battle begiiiiins!!
SFX: DOU
SFX: GOSU (WHAM)

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Guys: GIN-SAAAAAAAN!
SFX: DOSHAAAA
SHin: Hold ooooN! Time out! Time out!
Gin: My freakin' eye came out! Somebody, pick it up!!
Shin: We're on your side! We're the Yorozuya!!
SFX: ROLLLL
Tae: !! Shin-chan?!
Hey, everyone, hold on!
Shin: SIster!!
Tae: Oh, thank goodness! You're all all right!!
Gin: Does this look all right to you?!! I look like somebody just went to town on my head with a bat wrapped in barbed wire!!
Apologize to Glenn and me, you walking-violance woman!!
T/N: I guess this is a Walking Dead reference?
SFX: GOH
Shin: SISTEEEEER! Please, we really need you to hold off on those rock drops!!
Tae: It's okay. I'm only tossing those barehanded.
SHin: That's definitely not okay!
Gin: My freakin' ball came out!! Somebody, pick it up!!
Kagura: I do not want to.
SFX: KORO KORO (ROLLL)

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Shin: We heard Kabuki-Chou was in danger so we came to help!!
Please let us in! Er, please save us!
Take: I love the sentiment, but right now Kabuki-Chou is a stronghold we can't let a single mouse in!
So if you don't wanna get hurt, keep your distance!
Shin: Is that something you say to your allies?! And how the hell long are you gonna keep throwing those?!!
Tae: I'm not aiming for you, there are enemies coming up from behind you! Hurry, run!
SHin: NGEEEEH!!
Kagura: We are between a rock and a hard place, yes?!! Look for an exit!!
SOmeone: GYAAAA! Who was it?! Who just kicked my ball?!!
SFX: GASUH
Someone: SHinpachi-kun, over here!!
Shin:!!
Tetsuko-san!
Tesu: Just a sec, I'll open it up!
ShiN: Testsuko-san, the enemy's catching up fast...!!
Tetsu: Here goes!

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Tetsu: Open up, Hell's Gate!!
Shin: GYAAAAAAAAAA
SFX: DODODODO
Tetsu: Nice!
(IN bubble): It worked!
Shin: That was not nie!! And what in the world is a Hell's Gaaaate?!
Tetsu: Hell's Gate's a weapon I invented for luring enemies to Hell. I used old broken swords to make it.
Shin: What are you doing inviting people to use a dangerous entrance like that/! Should I not have come over here?!
Tetsu: Well, Hell's Gate is an entrance which, once you go into it, you never go back out of that's actually not an entrance at all.
Shin: Why would you build something that confusing?!
Tetsu: If you're looking for a different entrance, there's one over there.
Shin: WHere?
SFX: WAAAA
SFX: ZU
Tetsu: Heaven's Gate!
It's an entrance to lure enemies to Heaven that's not actually an entrance at all.
Shin: So they're really the same thing, aren't theeeey?!!
SFX: ZUBOOO AAAAAAAH

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Shin: Gin-saaaan!! It's no use!! There's no entrance anywhere!!
Uh,
are you still chasing after your ball?!!
Guy: Paako!! Over here!!
Gin: Y-You!
A-A-Antonio!
A: It's Agomi!! You had everything but the first letter wrong!
I'll open the gate in a second, hold on!
S-Sorry!
SFX: PAKA PASHIH
SFX: PATAN
A: Welcome back, Paako! [Heart]
Now you're really one of us!
Or should I say "ball-less"!
Welcome to the Morocco Gate!
T/N: This is a reference to Japanese actress Maki Carrousel who got a gender-reassignment operation in Morocco. Starting a connectioin the Japanese public consciousness between Morocco and gender-reassignment operations.

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A: Well anyhow, the door to a new world is opening to you!!
Gin: Gimme back my soooon!! Money? Is it money you want?!!
I'll get you your money! So please, carefully wrap my son in a sack and place him in some cold water!
Saigou: The world might end at any second and this is what you bastards are doing?!
BEHIND YOOOU!! Enemieees!
SFX: DO DO
Sai: I dunno if you guys came here to capture the Earth or what,
SFX: MISHI MISHI MERI MERI
Sai: You must've been prepared
to lose those orbs when you came here, right?!
SFX: BUSHAAA
Someone: That just ended up being a Hell's Gate, too!!
Gin-saan! Please, get a hold of yourself!
Kagu: Heeey! Gin-chan, Shinpachi!
There is an entrance right over here!
Shin: HUUUH?!!

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Gin: Hey, not so loud!! The enemy's here!!
Shin: Aah, Kagura-chan!
Kaguraa!!
SFX: BATA BATA
Kagu: OH?
Whose children are these?
I do not recall requesting a gaggle of unrefined children, Kyoushirou.
I came here only for a first-class reception from now less than first-class men.
Kyou: My humblest apologies, Kagura-sama.
People of the Liberation Army, you are standing in the host club Takamagahara.
A place where women are entertained.
Pardon my rudeness, but we cannot allow men, especially those carrying such dangerous objects, inside.
Guys: What're you on about?! We'll kill you!!
Kagu: That's enough, Kyoushirou.
If they want in to the shop that badly, we'll just have to accommodate them, won't we?

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Kagu: 5 bottles of Oronamin C for these boys.
In exchange, we'll be taking those vicious things.
Girls have no need for suh things.
SF:X MUNZU
Sai: 5 bottles of Oronamin C and 5 p*nises right he~~re!
Shin: So this is just the exact same thing as before, isn't it?!!
SFX: BUSHAAAA
Shin: What is with this town?!! Can you not get in unless you have your p*nis ripped off?!!
And why are you collapsing with them?!
SFX: DOSASA
Gin: Somehow or another... I could understand their pain.
Shin: Don't say that like it's a good thing!
Kozeni: Use this!
Shin: !!
Kozenigata-san!!
Ko: If there's no entrance, you just gotta make one yourself.
Gin: You're telling us to use this to climb up there?
Kozeni: Don't worry. From up here, the Queen and I... Er, we'll pull you up.

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Shin: ...Uh, did you just say something about a queen?
Kozeni: The rope might be a little slimy, so you might want to tie it around yourselves.
Shin: Why is it slimy?!
Kozeni: If you maybe did a tortoise-shell bondage harness on yourselves, she might be able to exhibit a bit more of her power. Yeah.
Shin: Hey, uh, whaaat are you doing up there? Like, before we got here?
Kozeni: Never mind that, I just need you to trust me and her...
Please believe this filthy pig!!
Gin: Hey, that sounded like an explosion. You okay?
SFX: PAAAAN
Kozeni: Once you've tied the rope, try to stay as still as possible. Don't go struggling!
Okay, ready, se~~~t...
HNGH
SFX: MISHIH
Ko: GUWAH!! RGHH!! MAN THAT'S HEAVY!!
Shin: HEEYY! Are you all right?! It kinda looks like you're tied up, too! Is that connected to this rope?
SFX: GATA GATA GASHAAAN GAN
Kozeni: Don't worry about that! You're just tied to this pig to make sure you don't get dropped!!
Shiun: Uh, it shouldn't be tied like that! That seems way more complicated than what we need here!
Kozeni: My queen, I think this may be too much for me. They're going to tear off. They're turning purple, can't you see?
...Well, yes, I did say I wanted your ultimate Z-course before the world ended...
Shin: Hey, what's a Z-course?! What's gonna tear off?!
Kozeni: I have two balls, so it should be no problem if I lose one pulling each person up? That's just too much!
Shin: Hey, what the hell is this rope tied to, exactly?!! Is this some kinda fetish thing you're doing?!!
SFX: PAAAN
Kozeni: BUHIH
BUHIH
BUHIH
Shin: Now all I can hear are "PAAN" and "BUHII"!! What happened?!! [quotes bold/white]
SFX: PAN PAN PAN
Gin: Hey, the enemy's heading this way!!
Say somethin'!!
Kozeni: BUHIIIIII!!!
Gin: Somethin' besides BUHII!!
SFX: WAAAA

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SFX: GAH
Kozeni: I've understood your request.
If you want 'em torn off that bad,
then allow meeeeeee!!
SFX: GOFAA
Kozeni:BUHIIIIII!!!
Guys: ......WHA?!!
SFX: DO DOH

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Guys: What's going on?!!
This town,
these people,
what are they?
I made light of the idea that townspeople could protect their city,
but it looks like they've got more backbone than some soldiers that can't fight a war if they ain't got a gun.
But against us,
tough bones
and brittle bones
all just get pounded into dust.

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Daikini: And of course, that goes
for this iron city, too.
Insert: The strong-arm tears away!! What will come of this last fortress----?!
Bottom: Gintama
...Lesson 615
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