Gintama 618

[Gintama 618 Translation by Kewl0210]
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Insert: The superhuman strength of the Dakini explodes!!
TItle: Lesson 618
Logs can be Weapons, Houses, or even Means of Transport; They're Pretty Convenient
Author: Sorachi Hideaki
Someone: I...
In just one shot...
N-
Nishio was...
SFX: DOSHII DOSHII
Dakini: So this
is the last duty given to you by the heavens 'er whatever it was?

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Daki: Your final duty
is to simply rot away here?
Sounds like quite an easy job.
SFX: DOH
Guy: YOU BASTAAAAARD!!
Guys: Minamito!!
Mi: How dare you do that to Nishinoooo!!

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SFX: DOGOO
SFX: DOFAAA
SFX: GARA GARA
Minami: Even if he's got the physical strength to bury an enemy in one attack,
if he doesn't hit you, it's no different from a fencing stick!
Can that heavy metal rod
keep up with the Yagyuu Style's godspeed?!

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Minami: !!
SFX: BUSHIII
Mina: He's fast...!!
Even though his movement are slow,
the speed of the attacks he can unleash with that incredible strength
can rival that of the Yagyuu style?!
SFX: GAPAAA
SFX: GARA GARA

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SFX: GAH
Jou: Speed, strength......
and on top of that, he's got toughness?
SFX: BARIN

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Guys: Once we're in his range,
is there nothing we've got that's superior......?!!
SFX: GAGOOO
SFX: DOH DODOOO
SFX: ZUZAZAZA
SFX: DOON

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SFX: WAAAA
Toujou: Nishino, pull yourself together!
I know fer a fact
that you ain't so weak you'll keel over cause 'a somethin' like this.
SFX: DOGOOO

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SFX: GARA GARA
Bin: And I'm not a master so weak
I'd abandon my disciple fer somethin' like that.
Kyuu: Grandfather!! Toujou!!
Gin: Kyuubei!!
SFX: DON
Gin: OOOOOOOOO!!!
SFX: GAKAH

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Daki: What is this?
There's a
female scent among ya.
Are you ridiculing uuuuuus?!!
SDX: DOGOO
Shin: Gin-san, Kyuubei-san!
SFX: GASHAAN
Gin: Oww... I'm okay, something cushioned my fall.
Huh? What's this smell? There's a female scent among...
SFX: PARA PARA
Gin: UGAaaaa
Shin: Actually maybe that's the one who's strength we should watch out for!!
SFX: DOGOOOO

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Dakini: Not just females.
Youngsters as well?
What do you bastards think a battlefield is?
This is not your playground!
I will not allow this sacred ceremony where men bet their lives and pride to be disgraced!
KYuu: You're the one that doesn't know what a war is.
This thing you people cause because you're going on about freedom or whatever,
is a deed that ropes in men, women, and children and returns them all to dust and ash.
Surely you didn't start this battle without the readiness to swing that metal club down
on the heads of women and children?
Surely you didn't stand in front of us without the readiness
to have your neck cut by women or children?

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Kyuu: You no longer have any pride worth betting.
And that life of yours will be taken by the one you insulted.
Daki: ...Quite courageous of you.
So you really are a woman?
SFX: WAAAA
Guy: .......
Kyuu: I am Yagyuu Kyuubei!
SFX: DOH DO
Kyuu: Come at me!!
SFX: ZAU
Guys: For people like you, women, children
and irresponsible people are all that's needed!!

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Guys: Kyuubei!!
Tou: Young masteeeer!!
Kagu: Kyuubei, do you have some way of winning against those monsters?!!
Kyuu: Toujou and the others showed me first hand.
If you go against them on their terms, you'll have no chance of winning.
They'll break us to pieces with one attack. But one of our attacks won't take them down.
So we make use of our sole advantage, our fast legs,
to prevent them from attacking and shower them with concentrated fire.
Tae: Kyuu-chan, everyone, over here!!
Kyuu: Tae-chan!!
What are you still doing here...?!!
Tae: I can't just run away in disgrace after all that was said.
I can't let you carry the whole burden for women alone, Kyuu-chan!

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Girls: Me, too... They can't stop us now.
We'll show them the power
of women and children!
SFX: GARAGARA
Guys: !!
A trap?!!
Even now, they resort
to such makeshift tactics?!
SFX: ZUGOOO
Daki: This is why
I hate women and children!

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Guys: Never mind, kill them all!!
It doesn't matter if they're women or children!!
Turn every last one of them into chunks of meat!!
SFX: FUH
SFX: DOON
SFX: GOH
Guys: They're...
using narrow passageways to limit our movement...!!
SFX: DOGO

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Daki: Did you think some little trick like this would seal off our range?
There is nothing that can interrupt this attack.
gin: ...Yeah.
That's exactly right.
But even without having any way to block your attack,
I found a way to bury you with one attack.
Daki: I'm looking forward to it!
If you can, I'd like to know before I swing this metal rod down on your head!

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SFX: BAH
SFX: BAH
SFX: GASHIN
Daki: I read your tactic of coming from three different directions!
The reason you used traps to lure us here
was because here, you could make use of your mobility
to simultaneously attack me from multiple directions, right?!

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Daki: But even with all three of you together, it's still no match for this attack!!
SF:X GAN
Kyuu: It's not from three directions.
It's from four.
Insert: Surprise attack!!
BOttom: Gintama
...Lesson 618
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