Gintama 633

[Gintama 633 Translation by Kewl0210]
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Somebody: So if we win, we're Imperial Forces, if we lose we're a Rebel Army?
T/N: Gin's phrase here is an idiom meaning "Losers are always in the wrong" or "If you win you're in the right, if you lose you're in the wrong" or "Might makes right".
Insert: What divides justice and injustice...
Title: Lesson 633
The Difference Between a Gadabout and a Sage is Paper Thin
Author: Sorachi Hideaki
Kastsura: Gin: Hey, Zura. We're not rebels, and we haven't lost, so why are they always making us out to be a bunch of punks, calling us a Rebel Army?
How many wins do we need ta get before we do a class-change to Imperial Forces?
We're gonna need a 'Book of Enlightenment' or something like that I guess.
T/N: This is an item you need in Dragon Quest III to change to the Sage class. Gadabout is another class, and generally the weakest except in luck.
Zura: No matter what you may fight for, those that attack the country are always labeled a 'rebel army'.
Unless we remove the Amanto, topple the Bakufu, and establish our own new country, we won't be the 'Imperial Forces'.
Gin: The difficulty curve is shit in this game. It'd probably be easier to class change to Demon King Baramos.
Saka: Relax, Gintoki. A Gadabout can become Imperial Army at level 20 even without the Book of Enlightenment.
Gin: That's a Sage.
Taka: Imperial Army is a nickname given to idiots who do whatever a country says.
Or are you saying
that somewhere around here there's actually some saint
that's fighting for the country and for the people?
Gin: You idiot, the Joui Wars are half made up of kindness.
Okay, maybe it's not the number one component, but caring about the country is definitely up there after wanting to be popular and wanting to blow off steam.
Somebody: So then the Joui Wars are all just made up of a bunch 'a junk, then!

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Taka: I don't care what I get called.
Even if no one understands it,
we know
what it is we're doing.
That's more than enough, isn't it?
And anyhow, do you guys seriously think you're the type that could ever be called an Imperial Army?
Traitors,
insurgents,
a rebel army, all of those nicknames fit you far better.
Gin: Oh yeah, well you're such an edgy teenager I'll bet you love being called that!
Anybody that names their group the "Demon Soldier Unit" with a serious face is totally unbearable to me!
Taka: What's wrong with the name Kiheitai?
Gin: Uh, maybe it's that it's only slightly less embarrassing than a biker gang being called 'a gang of hot-rodders'?!
Handwritten: GYAA GYAA
Taka: The only one who's getting their rod hot around here is you.
Gin: Hey, leave my rod can really spit some fire I'll have you know!
Zura: ...Imperial Army, huh?
Even if a day comes when we overturn the country,
I don't think we'll ever be called that.

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Zura: Unruly children are unruly children wherever they go.
SFX: DO DO DO DO DO DO
SFX: DOGAAA
SFX: GOGAAA
Guys: STOP THEEEM!!
Silence that assault ship before-
SFX: DOH DOH

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Guys: HIHIIIIH!!
SFX: DON
Taka: Kiheitai, chaaaarge!!
SFX: WAH

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SFX: WAAAA
Saka: So, ya made it, eh?!
You demons... you made the trek out into space, didja?!
Well, ya sure kept us waiting...
But I knew ya'd come, Takasugi!!
SFX: WAAA
Zura: I thought you would've been shaking with fear over the idea of coming out here to this corner of space!
Are you here to be slain by me, Takasugiii?!!
SFX: WAAA

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Taka: I wouldn't mind going at it with you bastards first!
I'm picking a fight with the entire universe anyhow!
Zura: So do you plan on taking the universe after taking the country?!
Looks like even the vastness of outer space hasn't calmed down your big talk!!
Saka: But this time let's make this big talk a reality!!
I'd probably be way better than gettin' destroyed by those Liberation Army guys!
Someone: It would not!
Takak: Heh. Taking the universe is no different from taking a country.
No matter how many castles I capture or planets I capture,
I can be sure
he'll be there standing in the way.

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Taka: As long as he is on that planet,
as long as he does not fall, I won't be able to take a planet or a country.
Guys: I see. Then the Earth's gonna be peaceful as long as that idiot's around.
Good news for us, that means we can go as hog wild as we want.
SFX: ZAZA ZA
Taka: Not quite right.
It just means that out in space where there's no one to interfere, we're free to capture to capture it together.
SFX: JAKIN

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Zura: ...Geez, I guess this late in the game, if we don't have that much resolve,
then we won't be able to grab hold of victory
unless we get you to lend us your power?
Taka: ..........
I'll do whatever I have to.
Even if I have to drag out
everything...
The hope
the despair

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Taka: the good,
the evil,
the comrades,
and the enemies,
everything from that world,
I'll stop this war.

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Taka: And I will crush that man.
That is the reason
I am alive here and now.

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Takasugi Shinsuke the disciple of Shouka Sonjuku,
ad Takasuki Shinsuke the Commander of the Kiheitai,
are both here.
I will throw
all of what I am into this battle.
SFX: DOH DOH
SFX: DOGAAAA
Guys: Reinforcements?!!
SFX: WAAA
Guy: My Earth friends, hurry!!
The enemy's numbers are overwhelming! If you stop for a moment, you'll be surrounded and closed in on!!

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Taka: Go.
Guys: !
Taka: I'll stop that oversized weapon.
I'll give you bastards the general's head.
Zura: You...
Taka: Speaking of which, take care of our general.
Guys: !
Taka: Yo, I'm glad to see your head is still attached.
Sorry you were placed in the position of shogun at such a crazy time.
You may
have betrayed and been betrayed,
but put your mind at ease.
These guys won't betray you
or this country.
They won't abandon you,
The samurai will not betray you, the country. So in turn, you, the country had best not...

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Nobu: Takasugi...
SFX: KAH
SFX: DON
SFX: BOH
Taka: GOOOOOOO!
SFX: DO DOH

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SFX: DO DO DO DO
SFX: DO KAA
SFX: WAA
Nobu: Takasugi,

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Nobu: Even without you saying it,
I know.
When country
was truly on the verge of crisis,
when all of the retainers
abandoned it,
abandoned me,
and fled in every direction,
I know who it was
that reached their hands out to me.
Who, while scorned by the country as insurgents,
fought to protect this country.

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Nobu: All of you
are even now on a battlefield
and fighting on
unknown to anyone.
You, the ones abandoned by this country.

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Nobu: This country
will not betray you again.
It will not
abandon you again.
If you will fight,
then the country will fight with your to the very end.
If you fall here,
then the country will fall with you.
The Shogun, Tokugawa Nobunobu...
the gold brocade Imperial banner is here alongside you.

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Nobu: No one will call you traitors to your country anymore.
I will not let them call you the losers left behind by the era.
Stand proud
for you are the legitimate army that is the pride of my country.
The Imperia-
Guys: !
Zura: Rebel Army is fine.
We are
fine with that name.
Nobu: ...I see.
I suppose it's not a vessel that can house you.

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Nobu: Then I, too,
will become part of your Rebel Army.
This country... this planet,
will stand with you against the universe
as the Rebel Army.
Insert: Words are no longer needed...!!
Bottom: Gintama
...Lesson 633
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