Gintama 636

[Gintama 636 Translation by Kewl0210]
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Kamu: Gramps,
I don't care if the Yato blood running through your veins
is some precious vintage stuff from hundreds of years ago.
Running through our veins
is the blood of our mother
that watched over that planet and us
since thousands of years ago.

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Kamui: Now we'll show you what real Yato are. ["we'll" in italics]
Insert: They are bound by that "legendary blood"----!!
SFX: DOH
Title: Lesson 636
Even Without Qigong Breathing, It Gets Hard

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Abuto: He shrank back down?!

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SFX: HYAGAA
SFX: MEKI MEKI MEKI
Kamui: He can grow and shrink at will?!
SFX: DOH
SFX: GOFUU
Kagura: For defense, too?!
OOOOOOOO
SFX: GA GA GA
SFX: BUOO

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SFX: GOSHI
Kagura: ......Ah,
sorr-
SFX: GASHI
Kamu: Don't sweat it.

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Kamuri: There, now we're even.
SFX: GOFUH
Kagura; GOHAa
Somebody: What're you idiot siblings doiiiing?!!
SFX: FUH
SFX: MEKI MEKI MEKI
SFX: GAPAA
SFX: DOH GOOOO

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SFX: DODOOO
Kagura: You bastaaard!!
I told you it was not on purpose! You wanna gooo?!!
SFX: DOH
Kamu: I told you not to drag me down!
SFX: GOH
Kamu: With you around, I'm gonna lose a winning battle!
Either withdraw or die now! Choose!
Kagu: This coming from the guy that couldn't manage to dodge a kick like that! You, die!!
Abuto: Is this really the time for fighting?!
SFX: DOH
Son: Quite a bloodline.
SFX: DLGOO

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Son: I don't know who your mother is,
but blood that is too old can be a problem as well.
It may be festered with mold.
Kamu: Oh, I completely forgot.
You've got that baldy's blood running through your veins, too.
No wonder you're such a burden.
Kagura: Yeah, and you're certain to go bald one day! Better have a toupe ready!!
SFX: GAKAH
Son: It's no use.
With such disconnected attacks,
and my ability to harden and soften my body at will, you'll never break it.

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Abuto: Uh, before that, where the hell are you two aiming?!
Quit screwin' around having a sibling's quarrel with the enemy stuck between ya!!
SFX: BUOO
SFX: ZAZAA
Kamui: It seems the enemy can't see all that well.
Kaur: Let us make him eat those words.
Kamui: Don't disappoint me, now.
If you keep putting up a pathetic display like this after beating me, it's going to really make your brother lose face.
Someone that relies fully on their eyes can't grasp all of an opponent.
So Yato
look at their enemies with their Yato blood.

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Kamui: The memories of our species' battles and our own experiences engraved into that blood.
Through those, you could call our blood a kind of cultivated intuition. And Yato use that to measure our opponents.
Having fought countless enemies
and fought with yourself for so long... you should be able to see it.
Quite a lot
has happened to you since back then.
As you are now,
you can master it.
Don't be afraid
of that blood of yours.
Believe in that family's blood.
Kagura: Not with eyes,
with blood...

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Kamui: See anything?
Kagura: Nothing right now.
Kamui: Well, yeah.
Kamui: I can see something reaaal good.
Kagura: What?
Kamui: My enemy's face.
You had one hit more than me.
Now we're even.
SFX: PISHI DOFUU
Kagura: You bastaard!!
!!
SFX: GOFUH
Son: Do you seriously think you can win when your attention is on something other than your enemy during a battle?
If you're so distracted, then allow me to wipe away your idle thoughts.
Starting with the big brother...

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Kagura: Is that...
No way, did he...?!!
SFX: DOGOO
Kagura: He showed an opening, didn't he?
In order to perform a finishing blow
he focused his quigong into that arm.

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Kagura: If he focuses his power all in one spot,
everywhere else is wide open.
He saw through the special qualities of quigong in a tiny amount of time
and in order to exploit that weakness,
became a decoy.
----I see now.
This blood
can see everything.

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SFX: DOGO
Kagura: !!
I saw it.
Kagura: That first shot was an unforeseen accident.
It should not count, yes?
SFX: GASHI
Kagura: In other words...
now we are even!!
SFX: DOH

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SFX: DOFUU
SFX: DOGOOO
Abuto: They're still doing it?!
Son: U...
Ugu.
They hit my unguarded point.
My crotch was totally unguarded.
And what's more...
Kagura: Aah?! I sliiipped! Get out of the way, Big Brother!
Son: even now they haven't given up their sibling quarrel.
Just how much do they intend to ridicule me?
Kamu: I see.
SFX: MEKI MEKI
Kamu: We don't count unforeseen accidents.
Well, that explains it.

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Kamui: Alley-oop!
SFX: GOH
Kamui: Oh, sorry. I didn't know you were up there.
SFX: GOOAA
SFX: GAOOON
Son: GOHUa
M... My groin, again.
Even with this blood,
they can't read my moves!
SFX: FUH
Kagura: You bastaaaard!! You are the big brother, you should be acting like an adult!! Can you not even give your little sister the last shot?!!
SFX: DOO
Son: Even while having this siblings' quarrel, they keep hitting direct shots on my crotch.
Maui: And do you not have the humility to give your Big Brother a win?
SFX: ZUGASHAA

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Son: No, that's not it!!
This quarrel is nothing but feint meant to distract me!
They keep aiming for my crotch,
and waiting for me to focus my guard on my crotch.
Kagura: They want me to focus my energy on my crotch and undo my guard on everything else so they can end this.
And until then, they plan to keep up this crotch tennis rally?!
They're telling me
to either choose my balls or my life.
SFX: MERI MERI
Son: Do you think
I'll let you have either oooone?!
SFX: DON
Son: I'll focus on my crotch and I'll guard everything by doing so!
Now I have no blind spots! Now what?!
SFX: SHURURU

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SFX: GESHI
Son: ...........
Kamui: I'm done with this slow stuff.
Kagura: It would be faster if we fought directly, yes?
But before that,
let's get rid of this slow stuff.
SFX: ZAN
Son: ......!!
Both: If he can make anything hard or soft at will, let's take both the hard and soft parts

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Both: and crush them to a pulp!
SFX: DO DO
SFX: DOOOOON
Insert: The balls drop!!
Bottom: Gintama
...Lesson 636
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