Gintama 677

[Gintama 677 Translation by Kewl0210]
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Insert: A strange phenomenon has occured in the battle of Kanna VS Okita...?!
Title: Lesson 677
The Culprit (Mastermind) is Yasu
Author: Sorachi Hideaki
SFX: GOGOGOGO
Shin: K-
Kanna-chan!
It couldn't be...
Is that...?
T/N: The title is a reference to an influential Famicom-era game called The Portopia Serial Murder Incident. You play as a detective with an assistant named Yasu, who turns out to be the murder culprit. The phrase "The culprit is Yasu" became an Internet meme. When's this manga going to end?

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Shin: Uh, something way more unbalanced that what I expected came oooout!!
SFX: ZAH
SFX: DON
SFX: HYAN
SFX: FUH
Oki: She's fast...
SFX: MEKI MEKI GOKI GOKI

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SFX: GOPPAAA
Kagura: Urg...
SFX: MEKI MEKI MEKI (TWITCH TWITCH)
SFX: GAH
Shin: Her arms grew, toooo!!
SFX: MEKI MEKI MEKI (TWITCH TWITCH)

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SFX: GAH
SFX: DOPAAA
SFX: GIIIN
SFX: DOH
SFX: HYAN
SFX: GA GA GA GA GA GA GA

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SFX: GASHIII
SF:X OOO O
Okita: Yo.
Welcome back.
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SFX: GOH
SFX: DOGOOOO
SFX: GO GO GO GO
Shin: K-
Kanna-chan.
Y-You're...
Okita: Heh.
There was never anybody like that ta begin with.

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Okita: Who we've got here,
isn't her kid or a clone of her or whatever.
It's the girl herself.

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Shin: Ka-
Ka-
Kagura-chan...?!
Kagura: You are as irritating as ever, yes?
Blabbing about where a person was hiding... I hope you are prepared for the consequences.
Okita: Prepared for what now?
I think neither one of us has changed.
SFX: KOTSUN
SFX: KORO KORO (ROLLL)
Okita: You botched the endgame.
SFX: DOGOON

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SFX: GO GO GO
Gin: How's it going,
mastermind?

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Gin: Did you come here to watch over the action with folded arms like a mastermind does?
In that case, that's a pretty low vantage point. Maybe you should wear some tall wooden clogs, Hikusugi-kun?
T/N: He replaced the first kanji in Takasugi's name (meaning tall) with the kanji for short.
Taka: Heh.
If I were the mastermind, I wouldn't pull such a careless move as this one.
Even if you are the Shiroyasha,
doing something to make Takasugi Shinsuke your enemy is simply...
Gin: I don't remember askin' you for help.
Taka: Yes, and I certainly don't plan on answering the screams of some drowning idiot.
Hand over
what you've got in your pocket.
I can't believe it was you who had it all along. What a crafty bastard you are.
No wonder how hell-bent they were.

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Taka: As long as you have that on you,
they'll never stop chasing you, no matter where you go.
Do you intend to keep running until you drop dead?
Do you perhaps think
that an ordinary human can carry that curse?
I told you, didn't I? From this point forward, it's the domain of us ghosts.
That is not something you can handle.
Mata: Shinsuke-samaaa!!
Shinsuke-samaaaaaa!!

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Gin: Why don't you tell them the same thing?
"Don't come with me," "Just forget me," anything like that's fine.
Not like anything like that's gonna stop somebody who's come this far.
Or maybe the one with the trickle of lingering affection isn't them,
it's you?
How far do you honestly think you're gonna get in a state like that?
SFX: GOSHII
Gin: Appaaah!! What're you doing, bastaaard?!!
When Gin-san puts his serious face on to talk, the villain's not allowed to interrupt him! It's an unspoken rule, don't you know that?!
SFX: GEHO GOHO
Taka: If you won't withdraw, I'll simply take the item from your corpse after you drown.
Gin: Wait, wait, hold on, what is this item now? Is it the smut I borrowed from you when we were kids and never gave back?!
I'll give it back! No problem! What was it, Erotopia?! Deluxe Beppin?! Ah, you like amateur stuff, right?
Taka: I do not recall either borrowing or lending such things.
Gin: Oh, really? Maybe you gave it to me to keep then. You were the rich kid of the group after all. So, uh, I think I lost it. That famicom game, too.
Taka: Give me back The Portopia Serial Murder Case.
Gin: I lent you Portopia?! You played Portopia?!!
T/N: Erotopia is a pornographic manga magazine, Deluxe Bepping is a porno mag. Both from the 80's and 90's that ended in the 2000's. Gintama started in 2003 and it's still going.

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Taka: You're too late, Gintoki.
It would seem that both you and I
can no longer retreat nor look back.
Actually, even if I looked back,
I don't think I would have any words to say.
SFX: DOPAAN
SFX: DODOON
People: Shinsuke-samaaaa!!

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SFX: GO GO GO GO
Guy: Do not let them escape!
SFX: DO DO DO DO DO DOKAAN

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Gin: BUHAAA
SFX: ZABAAA
SFX: HIIIN GAKIII
SFX: BUWAAA
Gin: AHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Gin: Takasugi, you bastaaaaaard!!
SFX: GIIN KIN GAN
Gin: You just used a person as a life ring!
Taka: I can use you for a shiled as well!
Rest easy. Even if you die, I will not hand the item over to them. And I'll keep it far safer than you are.
Gin: Safe?! You were talking about destroying the world just the other day! There's no way in hell an edgelord like you could keep my Portopia safe!
Taka: I'm not talking about the Portopia game.
Gin: Don't get cocky just 'cause you can swim a little.
If you had my power that makes you sink like a hammer, you'd have no excuse for sinking to the bottom of the riverbed!!
SFX: GASHIII
Taka: What kind of boast is that?
And anyhow, if you had just handed that thing over sooner, none of this would've happened.
SFX: ZUBOO
Gin: Oww! I got water up my nose! That's it, you're dead!!
Taka: I should be the one saying that!! Hand that thing over already!
SFX: BASHA BASHA
People: !!
SFX: ZUBOOO
SFX: BUKU BUKU BUKU (BUBBLES)
Mata: !!

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SFX: PUKA
Mata: Shinsuke-samaaaaaa!
SFX: DOOON

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Insert: A miraculous combination play...!!
Bottom: Gintama
...Lesson 677
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