I Am A Hero 54

I AM A HERO #54

tl by molokidan

131)
1: This video leaked onto the internet
2: click click
3: three weeks ago...and no one believed it was real at first.
4: Ah, h-helloo. I-I've been w-working as a h-home policeman for a w-while now. (*tl note: Home policeman is a tongue-in-cheek name for NEET, in that they patrol only the area from the house to the convenience store where they go to buy snacks, manga, etc. and spend the rest of their time checking the internet and "watching over" the house.)
5: I-I have a t-terrible relationship w-with my parents.
6: I-I-I'm gonna b-begin now
7: b-by giving my m-mother a full swing.

132)
1: Fugoh
2: I-it's a home run.

133)
1(2b): This guy's Kuruzu, apparently. He hasn't revealed his real name, and calls himself a NEET. Since he's been a shut-in since elementary school, no one has any dirt on him.
2: ...is this
3: real?
4: ...in the beginning, everyone thought it was a bad joke or an advertisement
5: for some fake documentary...no one believed it was real.
6: Until this panic started to happen.
7(2b): E-even i-if I hit her h-hard like that, s-she'll come back after a little while. G-guess mothers really are strong...i-if these things started to multiply,
8: t-the world will really change...m-maybe I could even change...

134)
1: You are me. Wake up, you dead people. Our time has come.
2: W-we're h-heroes.
3: Now, he's become a genuine prophet.

135)
1: Our time...heroes...
2: No one believed him at first, but after this panic,
3: some really passionate fans went to his side.
4: Of course, this is all just what's written on the net, so who knows what's true.
5: Is this your family?
6: Ah, yeah.
7: I've done nothing but cause trouble for them though.

136)
1: ...no one's here?
sign: Fifth Station of Mt. Fuji - Subashiri Entrance
2: There aren't any cars, either. Maybe everyone hurried away?
3: The trail's off limits. Let's go back...
sign: The trail from the fifth station to the top is off limits due to snow.
4: Excuse me?!
5: Is anyone here?!

137)
1: ...guess not.
2(2b): If there were any infected here, they'd probably come out towards the noise. Ohhh.
3: What?!
4: I found some beer, Hideo-kun!
5: Wah, you're right!
6: Wh-what should we do? It's right in front of us...but I feel like taking it would make us lose something, as members of society.
7: Uuuu...but this is an emergency! Besides, this is just a mountain hut, anyone could come in here...

138)
1: It's open.
2: Hayagari-saaan. What do you want to drink?

139)
1: Alcohol, please.
2: N-no way! You're under age.
3: Ohh, weapons!
4: S-sorry, I don't have much on hand.
5(2b): No, it's alright. This should be enough to cover the glass and our souvenirs.
6: Anyway, let's forget about all the troublesome stuff!
7: Yeah. Let's just celebrate being alive now!

140)
1: Huiiiiii!
2: Bufuuuh.
3: Yummyyyyyyyyyy!!!
4: Wheeeew, that really hit the spot. How many days has it been?

141)
1(2b): Ahh, that reminds me, I haven't eaten for two days!
2: I haven't eaten since yesterday.
3: Alright then! I'll pay for it all, so eat up, eat up!
4: Hmmm...I'd like something dry,
5: but then again, it'd be nice to eat something hot, like soba.
6: I want sukiyaki.
7: Uwaaaah! Don't even mention that, you'll make me remember how it tastes.
8: But you know, maybe we won't be able to eat sukiyaki anymore.
9: If people stop raising cows and chickens, we stop importing meat, and the electricity and gas gets shut off, then we won't even be able to cook.
10(2b): ...no way. This is Japan. If we just wait for a few days...
11: ...well, I hope things go back to normal...it's other humans who keep this country running, you know. If they all die off...

142)
1: Hmmm.
2: Oh yeah, Hideo-kun. Where did you get that gun?
3(2b): Well, um, uh...it's legal in Japan to own a gun for hunting and target practice.
4: ...two days ago, I was heading to the firing range when I got caught up in the panic...it ended up saving me, though...
5: I would've died if Hideo-kun hadn't been with me, you knoooow.

143)
1: Ahh, Hayagari-san, when did you start drinking? You're underage!!
2: Shuddap. How am I supposed to stay sane if I can't even drink?
3: What's the big deal? You're really strict, Hideo-kun.
4: Well, uh, I'm just trying to be proper...you know, you can be abusive sometimes, H-Hiromi-chan.
5: ...but you know, I...
6: It may sound weird, but ever since things got like this, I've been able to smile, cry, complain whenever I want, and be honest with myself...
7: That's what I feel.

144)
1: It's thanks to you, Hideo-kun.
2: You're an unreliable hero, though.
3: W...whatever!
4: You two really get along well together. You sure you aren't dating?
5: I already HAVE a boyfriend.
6: Yeesh, girls sure are scary.
7: It's so cooooold!!

145)
1: ...the city's
2: on fire again...

146)
1: Goodbye, everyone...
2: You're tired, aren't you? Let's go to sleep.
3: We can sleep in the car so we can escape at any time, just in case.

149)
1: Be gentle...
2: Quietly...
3: I'm having so much gas, I need to go to the bathroom.
4: Hey, good morning. Going to the toilet? I just took a crap, so it stinks.
5: Ahh, er...that's ok.
6: What should we do now? Think we should stay here for a bit?
7: Hmmmmm...If possible, I'd like to find a place where we can connect to the internet.