Kinnikuman 75

The Rugged Brothers have been reborn as Kinkotsuman and Iwao (literally) bring the roof down on the Machineguns! But will this move really lead to victory in the tag championship match?

Chapter 75: Tag Championship Middle Match

107.
-Rugged Brothers (Kinkotsuman, Iwao) vs. The Machineguns (Kinnikuman, Terryman)
-The Emperors (John Steamboat, Beauty Rhodes) vs. Most Dangerous Combo in the Universe (Skull Bozu, Devil Magician)

108.
Suguru: Hey everyone, have you been doing well?
Meat: It’s time for Suguru & Meat’s Boggy World.
Suguru: So, the first letter, it’s from Shinko Tsurube-chan of Osaka.
Suguru: Eh—Why has Kinnikuman’s muscles recently…seemed to have slacked off badly………
Meat: Kukkuku…
Suguru: What are you talking about? Want to shoot me down?
Suguru: Ah…
Meat: Dahahaha~~!!
Yudetamago: Hey hey, you’re acting like idiots, get back to the story.

109.
Yudetamago: This seems like some technique.
Announcer: We—ll, the Machineguns are pinned under the lighting---!!
Suguru: Uhyohyo---!!
Sayuri: Dear, Suguru is—
Mayumi: Ow—
Sheik: With that, it appears like the end of the Machineguns.
Harrison: Well their chairman is over there.
Sign: Hangover
Sheik: How’s that? We’ll take a nap too until the match is over.
Harrison: Of course…

110.
Meat: The sidemen are in a good mood……
Kinkotsu: Uhyohyo, we won~~
Voice: The match isn’t over yet.
Kinkotsu: Waa~~

111.
Everyone: Aah!!
Announcer: We—ll, the Machineguns have thrown back the lighting---!!
Terry: Hey, did you think that I couldn’t use my left leg!
Kinkotsu: Awawa…
Terry: I’ve lost my left leg thanks to your dull ambitions---!!

112.
Meat: Wa…amazing.
Suguru: Kuwa
Suguru: I can’t get them out…!?

113.
Kinkotsu: Bu…but, Terryman, there’s nothing wrong with your left leg from what we see…..
Terry: What~~!?
Kinkotsu: Wawa…
Terry: Th…this left leg………
Terry: My left leg~~
Suguru: Stop it, Terry--!!
Terry: This left leg~~!!

114.
Suguru: I told you to stop!
Hammer: Wooden Ham
(TN: The “dzu” on the hammer is the first letters of “tsuchi” or “hammer”)
Sheik: What happened to his left leg?
Sheik & Harrison: Th…then his left leg is…
Meat: Prince--! You shouldn’t have straightened out Terryman---!!
Suguru: I had no choice~~
Iwao: Yo.
Meat: What will you do about a partner…
Suguru: Wha~~I don’t want to hear your sermon~~

115.
Kenta: Um—can you please return to the ring quickly.
Meat: Wha~~we can’t do that~~
Kinkotsu: Hey~~Iwao.
Kenta: Fine then, fine then.
Meat: What will we do then---!!
Suguru: Wa~~I don’t know what we should do.
Kinkotsu: Hold on—
Mayumi: …………
Mayumi: Calm down all of you~~~~!!

116.
Suguru: Al~~right, in that case, I’ll face those two alone---!!
Kinkotsu: What--!!
Suguru: He hehe---!!
Announcer: We~~ll, it’s a Double Western Lariat!!

117.
Announcer: And into a Jumping Neck Breaker Drop---!!
Kenta: 1, 2, 3
Suguru: Haa

118.
Announcer: We~~ll, it’s over. Kinnikuman got an outstanding big fall--!!
Terry: Meat, the match!?
Meat: We won. Prince did it!!
Suguru: HAHAHAHA
Terry: Fufu…well then, I didn’t need to use my Calf Branding this time.
Side Person: Dummy.

119.
Announcer: Well, the Tag Championship moves along to the second big match, the Emperors vs. the Most Brutal Combo in the Universe!!
Natsuko: Ick, isn’t this Beethoven’s Funeral March?
(TN: Beethoven’s “Funeral March” is known as the second movement of his 3rd Symphony, known as “Marcia Funebre: Adagio Assai”)
Announcer: Well, the entrance theme is airing.
Announcer: They’re like criminals going to an execution.
Tazahama: How many~~

120.
Bozu: N?
Announcer: We~~ll, and now from the Red Corner enters the Emperors!!
Girls: Kyaa, Steamboat!! Kya~~!! You can do it, Rhodes~~~
Sheik: What’s wrong, Magician!

121.
Sheik: Have you trained too much?
Bozu: Miserable. You haven’t remembered well about having a weak partner on this day.
Magician: Yes sir!
Steamboat: Hey, what’s wrong? Got a hangover!?
Bozu: Ke…don’t howl until the match is over.
Rhodes & Steamboat: What…
Narrator: Aah…as I remember, they’re killing way wasn’t just before the gong…………

TN: It's sort of sad but appropriate that even with Kinkotsuman, the Kaijuu duo wasn't going to last very long if they were mostly going to rely on trickery to win. Heck, with the ruckus near the end, you'd probably think they'd use that to steal the win...but luckily it's over. Somehow, it was probably funnier watching the three chairmans (Phreas, Harrison and the Sheik Alien) take a nap knowing the result of the match than putting up with it...but at least the next chapter seems...well, forboding considering that Skull Bozu and Devil Magician are turning the Emperor's Beethoven's usage against them.