I figured they are fake because of his clothes. No the fucking body would wear a summer cap when there's like 1-2m snow. Besides, I believe he onces mentioned he's living in the European part, and since Moscow's having like +1° these days it's pretty unlikely that there's that much snow around.
And in the south you won't find any moos in first place, it's not even likely to see one that's crossing human paths in the north-east. Alpha, get real.
Really…
I figured milly would write something like that. It’s common knowledge we’re not best buddies. I can even understand blai, who has a valid question. You’re pretty much the same as milly. But I’m disappointed about bob. I always thought he was a nicer person.
Back to your “arguments”.
Let’s start with the most important one. The snow. It’s not clear where you get your information from, but the last time I checked it wasn’t +1° in Moscow. More like
-10°. And such a temperature has been staying like that for the last 10 days. More than enough time for snow to fall.
Result? Snow argument – BUSTED!
Moving next. The clothes argument. Excuse me, but only because you are used to wearing 20 cm thick caps in Germany, whenever the thermometer reaches -1° doesn’t means the rest of the world does. Yeah, it’s cold. But you get used to. Besides, did you know that if you actually keep moving the whole time your body warms up? Yeah, it’s a cool effect. Useful when you live in cold areas.
Cloth argument – BUSTED!
And your moose argument for last. I believe Wikipedia is back online, so
here’s an article about the forest where the shot was taken. I went through the trouble to make a few quotes for you. They're in russian, but you can use google translate if you want. Not like if I made a translation you would believe me anyway.
Фауна насчитывает более 230 видов позвоночных животных, в том числе более 160 видов птиц, 38 видов млекопитающих; 15 видами представлены рыбы, 10 — земноводные и 5 — пресмыкающиеся. Здесь обитают ондатра, пятнистый олень, енотовидная собака, американская норка, орешниковая соня, рыжая полёвка, лесная мышь, лось, бобёр, белка и многие другие.
Moose argument – BUSTED!
Now, what does this all mean? Are you guys (milly, evil) envious of me, because I saw a moose? Are you just butthurt otakus who troll everyone else? I don’t care. All you do is make it only easier for me to quit this place, when I do.
Oh, and before I forget. When someone says a stupid thing, that’s considered a fail. If he says three in a row…
EPIC FAIL!