Because Chocolate Can't Get You Pregnant

[Asclepius]

And so it began....The Flying Dutchman trying to conquer the Amazon...

I'm not that big. I'm just chubby.

 

[Xadyu]

Close enough.

 

[Asclepius]

 

[goldb]

Don't be mad Asky, haven't you seen a pic of Xaduy? he can be considered quite fluffy

 

[Xadyu]

Apparently I'm too fluffy. Everyone keeps telling me to shave my hair and beard..

 

[Asclepius]

ewww, a beard.

 

[Xadyu]

Haha, yeah, I let it grow because this girl I liked liked it.. But since that's not happening.. It's all gone tomorrow!

 

[goldb]

Shave it for Asky, she likes baby-smooth skin

 

[Xadyu]

Bobby, look at this tombstone..

It's located in Sweden, it was made for a five-year old boy who loved playing Pokémon.

Spoiler

 

[goldb]

What's that under the Gameboy?

 

[Asclepius]

What's that under the Gameboy?

The pokemon.

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The one he's playing in the game.

 

[Xadyu]

What's that under the Gameboy?

It's a Graveler. The same featured on the Gameboy screen. Probably his favorite Pokémon or something.

 

[goldb]

I thought Geodude and couldn't remember Graveler but I do remember Golem? so ugly....

 

[Mazino]

why wasnt there ever a geogirl...so racist

 

[Xadyu]

Because dudes are hard and girls are soft.

 

[Mazino]

you are soft dude

 

[Asclepius]

you are soft dude

Is he gay?

 

[Xadyu]

Is he gay?

What's with that excitement?

 

[Asclepius]

 

[xi0]

why wasnt there ever a geogirl...so racist

...wow, that fail