Frankly speaking, talking about it like "omg what a spam" at this point is only stirring it up more and generating more spam. I got annoyed at the spam myself, but it's time to move on.
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League of Legends is a game played 5v5, but that's just on paper. Everyone knows it's a 1v9 game in which you need to defeat every single one of those nine final bosses to win.
That is, if your boosted teammates don't let the enemy team win.
Don't forget that you, and only you, are top fucking percentage in this game, and the rest is just trash.
That is, if your boosted teammates don't let the enemy team win.
Don't forget that you, and only you, are top fucking percentage in this game, and the rest is just trash.
Ezreal: Every skilled ADC player (DPS character in League) has to know how to play Ezreal well. Because he is.. not DPS. He is a caster, actually, so, it's a different approach to the game. He can blink away if you close your eyes.
Lux: Combo mage. This combo is up like every few seconds, so, it's a pain to be dodging skillshots against this girl. Light-theme.
Lux: Combo mage. This combo is up like every few seconds, so, it's a pain to be dodging skillshots against this girl. Light-theme.
Quinn: Was once a useless ADC, then turned into an OP character elsewhere. Don't try to run away from her, because it's impossible.
Jarvan IV: A prince. Run the fuck away if he has his ulti up.
Zed: Perma-banned mid laner. Shadow-theme.
Twisted Fate: Graves' partner in crime. Mid laner. Uses cards. Can teleport for long distances.
Zyra: Utsune. Oops, wrong description. Plant-theme. Mid laner and support. She will deal the most damage for sure.
LeBlanc: Mid laner that gets a clone when close to death. She has an illusion-theme.
Taliyah: Even I don't really understand what Taliyah is. But I usually die when I face one. Meh.
Nami: Mermaid support. Riot Panda's favourite, cause she has a heal and an attack boosting ability for allies.
Vladimir: A mage that kinda lost it. Looks like a vampire with that blood-theme, but not one. If he gets rolling, he will destroy your team later.
Kassadin: Anti-mage. Hyper mobile mid laner. Counters most mages.
Graves: Fooled by TF all the time, but has his super strong periods in the game. Gary's husbando.
Jarvan IV: A prince. Run the fuck away if he has his ulti up.
Zed: Perma-banned mid laner. Shadow-theme.
Twisted Fate: Graves' partner in crime. Mid laner. Uses cards. Can teleport for long distances.
Zyra: Utsune. Oops, wrong description. Plant-theme. Mid laner and support. She will deal the most damage for sure.
LeBlanc: Mid laner that gets a clone when close to death. She has an illusion-theme.
Taliyah: Even I don't really understand what Taliyah is. But I usually die when I face one. Meh.
Nami: Mermaid support. Riot Panda's favourite, cause she has a heal and an attack boosting ability for allies.
Vladimir: A mage that kinda lost it. Looks like a vampire with that blood-theme, but not one. If he gets rolling, he will destroy your team later.
Kassadin: Anti-mage. Hyper mobile mid laner. Counters most mages.
Graves: Fooled by TF all the time, but has his super strong periods in the game. Gary's husbando.
Leona: When I first started playing, I almost cried because of this thing. So called support that can perma-lock you in place. Sun-theme.
Taric: Often mocked for being a gay champion for his looks or something. He is really strong in the game right now. Has an invulnerability-granting ultimate ability. Gem-theme.
Teemo: Often called Satan. Better kill him before it annoys you. Uses mushrooms to kill you.
Varus: An ADC that was once popular. He has a cool theme related to something something dark. Archer.
Katarina: Jump. Kill. Jump again. Kill again. Our one and only true snowballing champion.
Ekko: Can time travel to.. four seconds ago. Technology is only that good for now.
Riven: Riven rule states that if Riven is your teammate, she is going to feed. If Riven is an enemy Riven, blood is going to be spilled.
Orianna: Basically a robot based on a real girl who is long dead. Might not look like one, but she is designed to be a killing machine. Game-wise, she is one of the best and most consistent characters to play.
Fizz: Ban Fizz. Period.
Gnar: Transforming midget. Aw look at this cute little thin.. *Roaaar* Okay, I will see myself out. Uses rage as resource.
Diana: Are you melee against Diana? If yes, you are fucked. No? Well, I'm pretty sure you are still fucked. Moon-theme.
Taric: Often mocked for being a gay champion for his looks or something. He is really strong in the game right now. Has an invulnerability-granting ultimate ability. Gem-theme.
Teemo: Often called Satan. Better kill him before it annoys you. Uses mushrooms to kill you.
Varus: An ADC that was once popular. He has a cool theme related to something something dark. Archer.
Katarina: Jump. Kill. Jump again. Kill again. Our one and only true snowballing champion.
Ekko: Can time travel to.. four seconds ago. Technology is only that good for now.
Riven: Riven rule states that if Riven is your teammate, she is going to feed. If Riven is an enemy Riven, blood is going to be spilled.
Orianna: Basically a robot based on a real girl who is long dead. Might not look like one, but she is designed to be a killing machine. Game-wise, she is one of the best and most consistent characters to play.
Fizz: Ban Fizz. Period.
Gnar: Transforming midget. Aw look at this cute little thin.. *Roaaar* Okay, I will see myself out. Uses rage as resource.
Diana: Are you melee against Diana? If yes, you are fucked. No? Well, I'm pretty sure you are still fucked. Moon-theme.

