ejaculation
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Fuck Zionists
HOping to visit the West coast this fall
I really need to test how long it takes for Tesla Model 3 to go max speed from 0.
have you ever fapped so hard you gave yourself an Indian burn?
Post-nap boners are the worst
WHO WANTS TO DO AN EIFFEL TOWER
BDSM sex
I think of all the ships that make no sense, SasuSaku takes the cake mainly because of how Sasuke tried to kill Sakura twice, and Sakura just shrugged it off like nothing. tf
currently farting at work thanks to iced coffee
VAGINA
Girlfriend applications are now open, if interested please reply below. DMs also accepted if you're shy.
Eid Mubarak!
AY SHIVER ME TIMBERS
fuck
Gary Sai we should go to Chicago and say hi to Tiffy
FUCK THE WARRIORS
My underwear was wet when they lost yesterday
Jaime Lannister and Brienne of Tarth >>> Natsu+Lucy, and Jaime-Brienne aren't a good romantic pairing in the first place.
Downside to working in an office job is that I have to be careful not to fart when I spin around in my chair -
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