Interview Game - SirSamuel016 Edition 🦘🐨

[Faust]

Round 1
True of False
Results 3/4

Question 9

Is chocolate your love language?

True
Asako: True, if he say false, he's lying, we all know the true answer
Degojaru: True
Hardy: True which is why he's hospitalised often
Juviii: True
Lady pompom: True
Lumii?!: true
Marmalade: Yes TRUE

False
arrowofsky: people were traumatized (!) in MG 143 but it was just a one-time event from Sam imo, and his love language is more like CRASHING OUT IN CAPS LOCK WITH EMOTICONS
Brandish μ: F
Copy Panda: idk i think it's the halal snack pack. at the very least it's nothing involving women FALSE
Gryffindor: F
GrySun: The chocolate thing is really just something comedic.
Kiki: F, his partner stuffing his bum is his love language, he's that freaky
🥷shinobi: False. Does he love half the forum?
Tatsumaki: false
Teubier: FALSE

Sam says False:
Nah but if you've got the sort
I love I might end up being like a baby to breast milk
waaaaaaaaah waaaaaaaah give me milkies

Question 10

If you die and reincarnates in a chocolate, would you like to be put in a bum?

True
arrowofsky: because if he would be to put in a mouth, he would eventually be in the bum anyway, at least he would skip the horrible digestion system)
Asako: he will say true, won't he
Copy Panda: tbh the toble gives the toble taketh away. truly a quandry for the ages. socrates argued the only thing we truly know is nothing but decartes said in thinking we are and sam is a bum so TRUE he would
Degojaru: True
Kiki: T, lmao it's given, clear, obvious
Lady pompom: True
🥷shinobi: True, why not?
Tatsumaki: true (yes)
Teubier: TRUE (if he said false he lied the bum)

False
Brandish μ: F
Gryffindor: F
GrySun: Though I doubt the existence as a bar of chocolate is great regardless where it's put.
Hardy: Well, false...
Juviii: False. He would not like it, he would love it.
Lumii?!: false
Marmalade: FALSE he'd rather be choco without being put in a bum, unless he's been a different person all along.

Sam says False:
Aw hell nah, I'd end up as something like a toblerone
and end up in Copan's hairy arsehole

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Question 11

Was your first manga fairy tail?

True
Brandish μ: T
Gryffindor: T
GrySun: I have no idea? But could be.
Juviii: True
🥷shinobi: eh, True?
Tatsumaki: true

False
arrowofsky: and I dare he can't remember the first manga he read, Fairy Tail would be his like 20th
Asako: good question, i think it's false. i do think he joined MH because of FT but to read it first seems like a trap.
Copy Panda: bro binged school days first FALSE
Degojaru: False
Hardy: False. Please Sam...
Kiki: F
Lady pompom: False
Lumii?!: false
Marmalade: FALSE i dont think so
Teubier: FALSE

Sam says False:
No it wasn't! Back in '09 a tv channel in Aus called ABC3 would play some older anime on a Friday or Saturday night,
and one of the shows they played for a time was Vampire Knight- the high school library had a copy so I read that.

But if I'm recalling correctly, I read some of the Pokemon manga before that

FT was my first board for MangaHelpers though

Question 12

Does Sam like beer over a good nice perfectly made cocktail?

True
arrowofsky: True (because once in his profile post he was screaming over beers on Copy Panda's tab in a most probably Brisbane-whatnot related thing)
Asako: Considering I'm too lazy to stalk what sam said for the cocktail/drinks MG im leaning more toward beer. so true.
Lumii?!: true
🥷shinobi: True.
Tatsumaki: true

False
Brandish μ: F
Copy Panda: isnt he pretty much allergic to beer? FALSE
Degojaru: False
Gryffindor: F
GrySun: A good nice perfectly made cocktail surely is leagues above just "beer".
Hardy: False. Beer is for pussies.
Juviii: False. He does not like beer.
Kiki: F
Lady pompom: False
Marmalade: sam is gluten intolerant, so beer might be interesting and would murder him. I suppose GF beer exists but who would say no to a juice cocktail. FALSE
Teubier: FALSE (if he said true he is crazy, and that’s from a beer lover)

Sam says False:
I can't lie, I'm not big on beer partially because most ain't gluten free and I am unfortunately gluten intolerant.
When I was a drinker though
I'd go for spirits like a good Whisky
(Scotch, Japanese, and Tasmanian Whisky
all very good-fuck the yank Whiskey/Bourbonthough),
but I don't mind a cocktail either.

Still waiting for the people who haven't sent their Round 2: Multiple Choice questions​

 

[SirSamuel016]

Faust is edging us

--- Double Post Merged, Thursday at 7:55 AM, Original Post Date: Thursday at 7:53 AM ---

Copy Panda: tbh the toble gives the toble taketh away. truly a quandry for the ages. socrates argued the only thing we truly know is nothing but decartes said in thinking we are and sam is a bum so TRUE he would

Sam says False:
Aw hell nah, I'd end up as something like a toblerone
and end up in Copan's hairy arsehole

I had that bear fucking scouted again

--- Double Post Merged, Thursday at 7:59 AM ---

I'd say thats me fr but then @Kaminogan might get off to me

 

[Teubier]

Well you would be mighty cool if you looked like this swaggy tasmanian devil.

And why do you lie so much Sam... why?..

 

[arrowofsky]

And why do you lie so much Sam... why?..

Idk but my half-assed predictions seem to be getting more Ts than much longer Sam-knowing people so it feels really really weird xD

--- Double Post Merged, Thursday at 9:24 AM, Original Post Date: Thursday at 9:17 AM ---

He is also obviously gluten-intolerant as also reported by others but he also says this:

Dude probably plays MG in his mind all the time, not only when he is registered for a one.
Seriously I know nothing.

 

[Brandish μ]

didnt consider his gluten weakness just thoughts he's a soft cunt

 

[SirSamuel016]

He is also obviously gluten-intolerant as also reported by others but he also says this:

Dude probably plays MG in his mind all the time, not only when he is registered for a one.
Seriously I know nothing.

You should have Copan introduce you to nose beers

Well you would be mighty cool if you looked like this swaggy tasmanian devil.

Another furry

And why do you lie so much Sam... why?..

I've told as many lies as there are hairs on your bald fucken chrome dome (zero)

--- Double Post Merged, Thursday at 9:42 AM, Original Post Date: Thursday at 9:41 AM ---

didnt consider his gluten weakness just thoughts he's a soft cunt

Before I realised I had been given a gluten nerf to balance the server the last beer I'd had was a furphy that my uncle asked me to have. Talk about a sad fucken way to end that

 

[Faust]

Faust is edging us

Adam Copeland is all elite.

 

[Brandish μ]

the last beer I'd had was a furphy

 

[SirSamuel016]

Your boys lost to bpodz

 

[Juviii]

I accidentally read that Sam had drunk a furby and was like what??

Spoiler: Furby

 

[Teubier]

I accidentally read that Sam had drunk a furby and was like what??

Spoiler: Furby

Is it just me or does this look like Katy Perry?

 

[Juviii]

Is it just me or does this look like Katy Perry?

The eyes. I can't unsee it now... what have you done?

 

[Faust]

Round 1
True of False
Results 4/4

Question 13

sam would be willing to be pegged by lydia with a chocolate strap on to save his mother from being run over by his particularly large friend QP

True
Asako: true....
Brandish μ: T
Degojaru: True
GrySun: Gotta do what you gotta do to save family!
Hardy: The second part is just a bonus.
Juviii: Hmm. Would he let his mother die? Will he pretend QP is on a diet? I will go with TRUE, we all know he likes chocolate up his bum.
Kiki: T, sure lol
Lady pompom: True
Marmalade: TRUE, QP is very dangerous, please run~
🥷shinobi: I think he's willing, True.
Tatsumaki: true
Teubier: TRUE (he is a good son)

False
arrowofsky: False (I am crying that we don't have jokers here now )
Copy Panda: i think he would do it with 0 stakes but he might gamble QP fails to hit the targer again so FALSE he leaves lyd w blue balls
Gryffindor: F
Lumii?!: false

Sam says True:
Not into that sort of thing but I suppose I'd have to #TakeOneForTheTeam to save my mother from quite an awful fate.
Juvs is probs gonna get off to this answer though ngl

Question 14

SirSamuel would compromise his principles if it meant making a lot of money(talking millions here)

True
-
arrowofsky: TRUE
Brandish μ: T
Copy Panda: bro needs money so badly, he has like 10 money drain hobbies so TRUE he would fr
Degojaru: True
Hardy: True. He might say False but True. Get that money ain't no time for principles, a bus might run over us tomorrow.
Kiki: T
Lumii?!: true
🥷shinobi: True. Principles my ass!
Teubier: TRUE

False
-
Asako: false dont be like cooperations..
Gryffindor: The real answer is true but going with false cuz I can see him saying he’s principled enough not to be swayed by the dolla dolla. Bunch a waffle.
GrySun: He probably gonna say something cheesy about doing the right thing and all.
Juviii: False.
Lady pompom: False
Marmalade: FALSE
Tatsumaki: false

Sam says True:
Depending on the principles and if it was many many many millions then I can't rule it out.
It'd have to be nine figures minimum though in order for me to ensure I'm well off enough to be able to look after my family and my friends.

Question 15

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Are you / were you ever attracted to any of the participants of this interview? You know what I mean, don't dodge you coward.

True
arrowofsky: True
Copy Panda: TRUE he loves me
Hardy: TRUEEEE but not me He might say False cause coward
Kiki: T
Lady pompom: True?
🥷shinobi: True. And not necessarily girls!
Tatsumaki: true
Teubier: TRUE

False
Asako: False, Bel isn't here to change his answer
Brandish μ: F
Degojaru: False
GrySun: I dont think this lineup has the usual dinner date candidates.
Gryffindor: F
Juviii: False. Cottage cheese and dinner date ain't playing.
Lumii?!: false
Marmalade: FALSE

Sam says False:
Yeah nah mate I can't lie, I have had crushes on MHers before but none from this list of players.
Sorry Juvs I know you'd find that heartbreaking especially given you're also not one of the boys just yet

Question 16

You're done with your 2026 resolutions

True
Asako: True, i mean i think he answer he didn't have a resolutions or sth.
Brandish μ: T

False
arrowofsky: False (he probably did lots of things and also being diverted to other lots and lots of things with his ADHD, he will barely achieve completion right before the last day of 2026)
Copy Panda: FALSE bro working on his 2016 resolutions still
Degojaru: False
Gryffindor: F
GrySun: False / People usually never do them.
Hardy: False lmao he didn't do shit
Juviii: False. Is anyone?
Kiki: F, he told me he hasnt tried other things to stuff his bum with (he has tried pufferfish, aubergine, porcini mushroom etc)
Lady pompom: False
Lumii?!: false
Marmalade: FALSE he hasn't finished them ~
🥷shinobi: False. What resolutions!
Tatsumaki: false
Teubier: FALSE (as Rocky said: ”it’s not over until it’s over”)

Sam says True:
Lost some weight (keeping that going too), got my license, got my qualifications in order, knocked out some other personal goals-
I'd say 2026 has been very good for me all in all even if there have been ups and downs

Round 1 Points:

12 points

Brandish μ


6 points each

Degojaru
Gryffindor
Hardy
Marmalade

4 points each

Asako
GrySun
Lumii?!
Teubier

Copy Panda
Juviii
2 points each

arrowofsky
Kiki
Lady pompom
0 points

🥷shinobi
-4 points

Tatsumaki
-6 points

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Please send your Round 2: Multiple Choice question ASAP @Marmalade ​

 

[GrySun]

Sam says True:
Depending on the principles and if it was many many many

Is Sam in the Epstein files?

--- Double Post Merged, Today at 4:56 AM, Original Post Date: Today at 4:53 AM ---

How is Brandish first place with -12 points smh

 

[Teubier]

Happy with my ranking, since I’m slightly above Sam’s lover.

Well done Bran. You know your fellow Aussie very well.

Is Sam in the Epstein files?

--- Double Post Merged, Today at 4:56 AM, Original Post Date: Today at 4:53 AM ---

How is Brandish first place with -12 points smh

I don’t think it’s minus 12 but 12. Just Faust making us - confused.

And yes, mentioned 86 times in the files. As one of the girls.

 

[SirSamuel016]

Is Sam in the Epstein files?

What the fuck? No

And yes, mentioned 86 times in the files. As one of the girls.

If I said what I wanted to say I'd get banned but fuck off you oxygen thief

 

[GrySun]

Please send your Round 2: Multiple Choice question ASAP @Marmalade

Cmon @Marmalade if you are out of ideas just ask him what is the largest of 4 chocolates he could fit into himself and we can continue

 

[SirSamuel016]

arrowofsky: False (he probably did lots of things and also being diverted to other lots and lots of things with his ADHD, he will barely achieve completion right before the last day of 2026)

adhd??? mans trying to diagnose me when I'm free of shi like that

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he might gamble QP fails to hit the targer again

honestly a good chance of that happening in hindsight given he missed hitting me with a relay baton he threw in grade 4 from point blank range but can't take risks like that with the fam

 

[GrySun]

What the fuck? No

Your principles are shaky!

 

[SirSamuel016]

Your principles are shaky!

Not shaky enough to coddle up to zios and their pedo buddies