Interview Game - SirSamuel016 Edition 🦘🐨 [Round 2]

[Teubier]

What the fuck? No



If I said what I wanted to say I'd get banned but fuck off you oxygen thief

It was a joke Sam. Linked to the money/principles question.
But I apologise, sorry for offending you.

 

[GrySun]

Not shaky enough to coddle up to zios and their pedo buddies

if it was many many many millions then I can't rule it out.

 

[shinobi]

............. I'm so happy Tatsu is playing

 

[SirSamuel016]

It was a joke Sam. Linked to the money/principles question.
But I apologise, sorry for offending you.

>"yes he's in the files"
>"as one of the girls"
>meaning a victim of truly awful things

Is that supposed to be fucking funny? I sent you a semi-civil DM but the more it lingers the more it pisses me off; I don't find anything about using what happened in that as a source for humour acceptable, and even more-so when you're trying to make a joke about rape and other horrid things that happened.

Flog.

--- Double Post Merged, Saturday at 6:57 AM, Original Post Date: Saturday at 6:49 AM ---

Sorry for derailing the thread/game a bit guys but I'm not going to tolerate shit like that from Teubier who is actively trying to defend rape/pedo jokes surrounding actual events in my PMs when in actual fact people in my life have been significantly harmed by those sorts of actions. He and I aren't tight and sort of shit is well out of line in general imo, let alone something I don't want joked about with me.

 

[GrySun]

Marm hurry before this gets even more out of hand

 

[Teubier]

I answered by PM and I won’t apologise twice. Humour is precarious and some can enjoy what others find offensive. As I said in the PM, I now know that I can’t joke with you. I won’t elaborate on the rest of my answer to you publicly.

I find important to joke about awful things, always did, that’s how you defuse the tension.
This is not disrespect. This is not abhorrent. This is comedy as a remedy.
I like many of the stand up comedian who do so. Sure it has its risks of getting cancelled when someone powerful gets offended and uses their power to apply pressure.
Some react badly to that, often overthinking the joke and putting meaning in it that wasn’t actually there.

>"yes he's in the files"
>"as one of the girls"
>meaning a victim of truly awful things

Is that supposed to be fucking funny? I sent you a semi-civil DM but the more it lingers the more it pisses me off; I don't find anything about using what happened in that as a source for humour acceptable, and even more-so when you're trying to make a joke about rape and other horrid things that happened.

Flog.

--- Double Post Merged, Saturday at 6:57 AM, Original Post Date: Saturday at 6:49 AM ---

Sorry for derailing the thread/game a bit guys but I'm not going to tolerate shit like that from Teubier who is actively trying to defend rape/pedo jokes surrounding actual events in my PMs when in actual fact people in my life have been significantly harmed by those sorts of actions. He and I aren't tight and sort of shit is well out of line in general imo, let alone something I don't want joked about with me.

Stop the f*cking nonsense. Actively trying to defend rape/pedo jokes in your PM? Show the PM publicly you cheat, both my answer and your first message.

I do understand that you aren’t okay with the joke, to which you put meaning way beyond its initial intent, and I apologised.

But you are as offensive as it gets. So do reflect on yourself before flogging me.

 

[SirSamuel016]

Stop the f*cking nonsense. Actively trying to defend rape/pedo jokes in your PM? Show the PM publicly you cheat, both my answer and your first message.

"You can joke about everything, not with everyone"

That said enough to me and I don't think you're worth anymore of my team, especially here.

Some react badly to that, often overthinking the joke and putting meaning in it that wasn’t actually there.

How is someone supposed to interpret it when you say someone was "in the files as one of the girls" when the girls were notably all victims of rape, torture, and the like?

 

[Teubier]

--- Double Post Merged, Saturday at 7:16 AM, Original Post Date: Saturday at 7:12 AM ---

I’m out of this game by the way. I don’t care about this anymore. No point in me being here.

 

[arrowofsky]

adhd??? mans trying to diagnose me when I'm free of shi like that

--- Double Post Merged, Saturday at 5:11 AM, Original Post Date: Saturday at 5:09 AM ---

honestly a good chance of that happening in hindsight given he missed hitting me with a relay baton he threw in grade 4 from point blank range but can't take risks like that with the fam

You had said that yourself mate otherwise how would I know other than the only person with +100 daily posts in MG?

--- Double Post Merged, Saturday at 7:38 AM ---

I had lots of correct answers but managed to get 0 still xD

 

[SirSamuel016]

You had said that yourself mate otherwise how would I know other than the only person with +100 daily posts in MG?

You underestimate the potential of a heavily caffinated man with the urge to procrastinate and avoid his work

 

[arrowofsky]

You underestimate the potential of a heavily caffinated man with the urge to procrastinate and avoid his work

Well, judging from 0 pts i get i have to agree with this )

 

[Brandish μ]

12 points

Brandish μ

So guys D1 when I make the call that we Lynch Sam we lynch the cunt. Unless Nash is playing.

 

[Copy Panda]

juvs and i would have gotten more points if sam wasnt a fraud tbh

 

[Lady pompom]

@SirSamuel016 Vampire Knight is such a throwback to early manga days! Back then it was peak shoujo, until Kaname is revealed to be *spoilers spoilers* , I loved the extra they had with Aidou and the friend of the Mc though. One of my first shoujo mangas too.

 

[Faust]

Round 2: Multiple Choice

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In the wildlands of Australia, which animal would make you scream and runaway like a girl?


a) Big Fucken Crocodile

b) Big Fucken Snake

c) Big Fucken Spider

d) Big Fucken Dingoes

e) Big Fucken Dropbear

what is the kinkiest thing you (Sam) have ever done?


a) Attended a group masturbation session

b) Slid a choccy up the cadbury canal while Juviii watched

c) Cucked an MH user by chatting up their crush

d) Felt an interesting sensation when a lady doc found your deep special spot during a medical check

e) foodplay

f) got adventurous with a bottle of alcohol

g) adding extra seed into the cylindrical cutout that you made in a watermelon

h) Nothing because you're a fraud and will claim you're not a kinky person that's like that (stop lying!!!)

Tell me about a time you (Sam) truly let someone down(serious answers only), exclude any MH/online examples.


a) I failed a major driver's license test because I crashed into another fuckwit driver, severely disappointing my father

b) I failed to meet the expectations of a music tutor that had high hopes for me, fracturing that relationship for a time because I was squandering my potential

c) I disappointed my family by being financially irresponsible and then ran into debt issues which took family interventions to sort out

d) I'm a reliable guy and I haven't let anyone down majorly IRL

Sam wandering around town and sees a cute little shop that's screaming his name. Very mysterious, it has no store sign or anything that indicates what kind of place it is. He goes in, and this is what he finds...


A) A movie rendition of Sam performing as Clown in MG ~ Full HD too.

B) A bowl of lasanga.....

C) A Toblerone that went up in his ass, or maybe it was someone else's I can't quite remember. The note next to it doesn't specific.

D) The Possum that has been taunting him for awhile, it grew his size though

You're trapped with one of the voracious females of MH for 24 hours. They're somewhat upset with you. They want to beat your ass. In fact theyre out for blood. What scenario are you most likely surviving?


A. Erichi, after 80 hour workweek, 2 trips to Canada and north of Norway - all unpaid - RIGHT after you killed her in MG

B. Shino with her freaky pilates machine all warmed up, after I have escaped the premises unshaven and didn't hank her pank, nor her evil friend

C. Juvs during a rare event all planets AND the Sun (somehow) are in microwave and the 11th house is beating up the 9th ruler on a monday night at 26:65pm

D. Farfs in an alternative timeline she had a few too little drinks and Bolso a few too many votes

It is a very important question Sam, to know how you would fare in a zombie apocalypse.


Sam, you are in a cookie-cutter zombie apocalypse: blood splattered everywhere, someone’s remains on the road, zombies munching on it outside, the screams — they’ve stopped long ago, only zombie grunts soar around. You get the chills on your spine because the team you have to face it with is: Panda, Hardy, Juvlings and Shinobi.


You must get out of the locked room in the first floor of that house you all hid in. The house is also infested with zombies, someone must act as a distraction for the enemy — you know you will never see them again if it’s decided they will be zombie entertainment. Good thing you ain’t that type of cunt! No one stays behind! So which plan do you choose:


A. Asks Panda to craft a Panda-gaem tier plan with possible roles everyone plays. But everyone wants him to roll outside in his panda form and attract as attention as possible. He might get his panda costume nibbled on, but you promised — you’ll all cover for him until he sheds his panda form and runs with you.


B. You ask Hardy to keep hitting those tennis balls down the window to break car windows and call attention until you all get out (of course you’ll all catch him when he jumps down the window to escape the house)


C. Juvs, you do not know which hidden powers this woman holds, but she can bewitch zombies with her tarot readings and oh boy, they’re in for a ride, they will hear every ascendent moon their zodiacs are influenced by. The catch is that some of your group might be quite taken by it so it will be difficult to leave the house, so you must earplugs their ears for them not to be caught in the reading powers.


D. Shinobi, the ninja. There is no drawback —no fail. She works in the shadows, she lives for the ninja way, quicker than you can think, she throws a dart from the board you saw before, right through the window of that car in flames. It explodes, zombies gather around it, it’s your chance. But Shinobi’s nose has grew heavier after the efforts, so someone must help carry her out.


E. You choose your plan. You turn on that big radio, make a cool zombie rap, as zombies surround the house, you all go to the ceiling and make your escape with a parkour you just had to wing.

The art degree commentary from Panda is among the coldest stiff arms in MH lore. While you do you is what matters most, if you had to give up your degree and go back in time to 2014 because I said so, which re:Sam would you choose given what you know about your adult life now and the world you exist in?

a) I'd pursue a law or policy related degree because I'm a fucken nerd and I stan Panda.


b) yeah nah I'd choose teaching so I can work with other teachers whose whole life consists of going to school as a kid, then uni, then back to school.


c) uni is for suckers, I can get paid double working in the mines as a rigger and I can stay fit doing so. When my back and ass are fucked by my forties, I'll get a grader ticket and make good coin.


d) a job, with future knowledge, are you dumb? I'd be some kind of youtuber, maybe run a spammy meme NBA podcast or weeb channel for anime merch and such. Then I'd DEFINITELY have a side hustle on onlyfans. My clients watch me put the choco uppa da bum.

If Sam were to play the YuGiOh card game, he would surely be using a waifu deck. Which waifu archetype would Sam be most interested in and use? (hint - just google yugioh + one of the names below to see the cards and art).


A. Traptrix

B. Dragonmaid

C. Marincess

D. Lunalight

E. Sky Striker

If you were forced to have a body modification transformation, which would you rather choose:


A. - A tail (that you can't control)

B. - Gills (that are glued shut and fuck up your breathing pattern)

C. - A mouth on your stomach (that moans from time to time)

D. - A chainsaw on your forehead (that randomly turns on)

You are forced to be Belserion's butler, as she goes to a romantic candlelight dinner with a participant of this Interview game. You must also be the butler of this participant, and sit on a cuck chair in a corner for the rest of the night.


Who would you rather it be?


A- Grysun

B - Teubier

C - Brandish

D - Copy Panda

E- Hardy

F - Kiki

G - Gryffindor

A person needs helps in the street, I:


A) help her

B) sing my most beautiful rap ever

C) rob what i can from her

D) I do nothing and go back to mangahelpers

Sam, apparently you've angered a rap god and a curse is placed on you where you can only achieve 'The big finish' if you are actively rapping at the exact same time.


Which epic reality are you choosing to live with?


A. Pausing mid-act, pointing at your partner, and rapping: "I've got the skills and the power that frauds can only hope to mimic!" to get yourself over the line, the you continue when your partner tries to switch positions "It gets rough when you try to steal my gimmick!"


B. Loudly freestyling about how "horizontally gifted" your partner is, then pause to scream your ("PHAT!")


C. Right at the most intense moment of the night, you have to break character and scream: "She drinks my nut like it's almond milk!" Then you pause, look your partner in the eyes, and continue to explain your techniques "Passives and actives with minimal utility, God knows some cunts are jealous of my ability!"


D. You have to look your partner dead in the eyes and aggressively rap: "Probably saying some things that might offend, but y'all don't know my game, you can't comprehend! Bringing up past trauma I can't condone, your mans got dick cheese so foul its like provolone" while trying to maintain total confidence.


E. Right at THAT moment, you have to lean in and pant: "I spew hot fire just like I'm a dragon!", when your partner freezes with confusion you continue "When I look at you boy I see you lagging!"

What would you prefer?


A) being subject to kiki's S&M experiences.

B) being transformed into mcchicken and locked in a room with Panda.

C) Being Shino's pet for eternity.

D) being locked in a room full of chocolate with a bunch of MG people that you just fooled. Hint: they are not gonna eat the chocolate.

A day ends and you go to sleep thinking on what you will do tomorrow, maybe fight with a kangaroo, hunt a giant spider or buy a koala. Next day something inexpectable happens, you got transformed into a beautiful ausie woman searching a night of passion with the man of your desires, but you had to choose one to do it, who you will choose?


A) Panda. You will dressing a Rin cosplay to give him an unforgetable experience.

B) Hardy. You always fell envy to Farf and decided to steal him of her.

C) Kako. You gonna try healing his trauma acting like a doggy and going to hunt his bone.

Which one is the most suitable MG role for the Sam?


a) Mafia Detective

b) Town Spy

c) Town Blocker

d) Mafia Bomb

e) Doctor

f) Any Mafia role

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PM me your answers and comments.​

 

[GrySun]

Wow that's quite an array of questions

 

[arrowofsky]

From the phone I dont see who asked the questions so can we make a little game in game that predicts who asked which question? Like 5 by Hardy.

 

[GrySun]

From the phone I dont see who asked the questions so can we make a little game in game that predicts who asked which question? Like 5 by Hardy.

5 is totally Panda

 

[arrowofsky]

5 is totally Panda

7 is from Panda.

 

[GrySun]

7 is from Panda.