Fun Thread ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

[scav]

the title say all

why 1+1 = 4 ?

 

[RaveDragon]

because when you count the + and the equals count as a 1 too so it comes to four!

Why did the chicken cross the road?

 

[Naomi]

Why must you always question the chicken's motive?

What did I answer the question with another question?

 

[RaveDragon]

The chicken decided he wanted sarcasm to defend him!

How come dinosaurs are now extinct?

 

[Zeltrax]

dinosaurs ain't extinct, they just went to tha moon'

Why is there a moon ?

 

[RaveDragon]

cuz thats where cheese comes from!

why do we age?

 

[Zeltrax]

because white hair is the trend.

Why does the spectrum have 7 colors ?

 

[benelori]

Spectrum wants to feel lucky.

Is TenTen similar to Xena?

 

[RaveDragon]

No because she doesnt go ayayayayayaya, Xena is all about that battle cry!

Why are dogs men best friend?

 

[Zeltrax]

Because true friendship is beyond race, religion , and species!
Why do we need friends?

 

[RaveDragon]

so we can show off our most embarrassing collections without shame!

why is chocolate what makes people happy?

 

[Zeltrax]

because of willy wonka.

Why do people read ?

 

[RaveDragon]

because lelouch says that its so;

and it makes him faboulous xD

Why does depression make you sad?

 

[Zeltrax]

Oi no question

because depression doesn't make me sad, sadness makes me go depressed, therefore,
depression does not make me sad as I'm already sad!

 

[RaveDragon]

Oi you no question now

how can you forget a question that is dumb?

 

[Zeltrax]

Oh..
because I was mimicking the post above me!


What is a chicken

 

[RaveDragon]

*anime word stab* i feel faint

its the descendent of dodo's who still cant fly

Why do foxes bark?

 

[shaheer]

because they love dog food

Y cows fly?

 

[Zeltrax]

They usually dont, those were on a one way ticket to heaven.

Why must I sleep now?

 

[alphabeta]

Because if you don't then you wouldn't feel the extra-ordinary feeling of a naturally recurring state characterized by reduced or absent consciousness, relatively suspended sensory activity, and inactivity of nearly all voluntary muscles.

Alpha or Beta?