Naruto 408

Yeah, I was pretty sick last night so I missed the Thursday night madness...but here's my trans for the week!

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Page 1:
Title: Fukasaku's Idea
Side: His genius begets his solitude. Though he resisted it for many years, his painful destiny has caught up with him.

Page 2:
Cloud-nin: Nngh!
SFX: CRAASH
Text: "Hawk" heads to the Thunder Country in search of the Eight-Tails!

SFX: Splash

Cloud-nin: Ghack-
SFX: Splash, squeeze

Suigetsu: Let's try this again - where's the Eight-tails?

Cloud-nin: Go to hell...our clan
will never reveal anything to the likes of you!

SFX: Squeeeze
Cloud-nin: Ghhhck-

Page 3:
Cloud-nin: A Yotsuki clansman never betrays his comrades...
We-

Sasuke: Fright leaves the mind wide open.
SFX: Step

SFX: Shing! [H: Go Boron-Eye!]

Page 4:
SFX: Goooooooong

Karin: Let him go, Suigetsu. Sasuke's hypnotized him.

Suigetsu: Man, I was about to get medival on this guy, too...
SFX Bubble: Splish
SFX: Step

Sasuke: Tell us where the Eight-Tails is.

Page 5:
Cloud-nin: Training...
In the...Cave of Storms...

Sasuke: Describe him.

Cloud-nin: Carries...eight swords...
Right shoulder...tattoo of the symbol for "Iron..." left cheek...tattoo of bullhorns...
SFX: Stumble, slip

SFX: Thud

SFX: Flap

Page 6:
Sasuke: You heard him.

Suigetsu: Sheesh, his eyes are even more jacked-up...he's gonna be even harder to deal with now.

Karin SFX: Griiiin
Karin: Hehe...Sasuke's even cooler now!

Juugo: I like this place...it gives me a sense of inner calm.

Page 7: [CAW CAW!]

Page 8:
Page: The
real
one
isn't
with
them.
Fukasaku: "The real one isn't with them...?"

Naruto: All right Papa Frog, what do you think?
Does it make sense to you?

Page 9:
Jiraiya: Looking all of them together, none of them bears any resemblance to Nagato.

But Nagato had the Rinnegan, and the other Pain remembered conversations that only Nagato and I should have known about.

He may look different, but I could definitely sense Nagato.

Page 10:
Fukasaku: Dunno...
This's too vague to give a definite answer.

Shikamaru: Okay,
but what was your first thought when you read it?

Fukasaku: I've already told y'all what I know 'bout Pain...
They seemed like men who'd been revived from the dead...I ain't gonna start makin' guesses.
It'd be suicide ta try 'n take him on now...
We gotta figure out the truth behind 'em.

Kakashi: What about the other clues we've got?
The autopsy and the interrogation?

Sakura: It'll be a while before either of them is done.

Naruto: How long would you say?

Page 11:
Sakura: I can't really tell at this point.

Naruto: Are you shitting me?
We can't afford to waste any more time!

Sakura: Obviously the interrogation will take time,
and if we want the autopsy to be of any use, we need to be extremely precise with the cellular analysis and other examinations!
And THAT takes TIME!

Tsunade: It'll be at least a week before we know anything.

Naruto: A weeeeeeeeeeek...
SFX: Slump
shiho: Now now, don't be sad, Uzumaki-kun.

Shikamaru: So what's our next step, Fifth?

Page 12:
Tsunade: Shizune's in charge of the autopsy, so it should be quicker than usual...
but we still have to wait for her to finish.

Naruto: I'm gonna go see her myself and tell her to get the lead out!
Sakura: NARUTOOOO!
If you mess with Shizune-senpai's work, I'll throw you through a wall!

Naruto: I am GOING to avenge the perverted hermit!

And I'm not spending one more second waiting!

Fukasaku: Naruto-chan..
Now that the code's been decrypted, there ain't nothin' more fer you ta do.

Page 13:
Naruto: ...What the fuck's that supposed to mean?

Fukasaku: Easy, boy. Ya don't stand a chance against Pain, not yet.

That's why...ya need ta come with me.

Come to Myouboku Mountain and train yerself in the Hermit's Arts.
If ya think ya can handle what we put Jiraiya-chan through.

Page 14:
Naruto: And that'll be enough for me to beat Pain?
SFX: Glare

Fukasaku: Dunno, but
you sure ain't gonna beat 'em like you are now.

Fukasaku: Ya don't mind, do ya Tsunade?

Tsunade: Absolutely not.
Naruto, train your ass of and hurry back.

Fukasaku: This's gonna be the nastiest, harshest trainin' you'll ever endure kid.
You up fer it?

Page 15:
Naruto: ...The Perverted Hermit did it, right?
There's no way I'll let him outdo me.
Bring it on!

Fukasaku: So his pupil...the Destined Child...is in my hands now.

Attaboy, kid!

Page 16:
SFX: Slither slither slither

Page 17:
Sign: CAVE OF STORMS

Eight-Tails: Owww...too bright.
Fuck me, it's noon already? Eat a dick, sun.
SFX: Stomp
Text: The Eight-Tails Jinchuuriki appears!
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