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re:Karate Kid- I was very disappointed by two things:
1. The Joe Esposito song "You're the best around" did not play at any point in the movie.
2. The line "Sweep the leg" was not mentioned in any form... no, "break the leg" does not count, breaking is different from sweeping.
I might be in the minority here or not, I don't even know anymore, but I enjoyed karate kid.
There's a pretty vocal group out there seemingly outraged at what they believe is a disregard for martial arts nomenclature and you know what? I find it absolutely ridiculous. The original karate kid had just about as much real karate in it as a 30minute instructional video from a magazine coupon; furthermore, the very fact they thought about changing the name shows they were honestly trying hard not to push on anyone's fanboy buttons. To me, the name is, if anything, a tribute to the classic movie which in terms of plot, character and acting are all VERY sub-par by today's standards and again, imho, the new movie itself does a perfectly adequate job of carrying the spirit of the original without any of that cheesy 80s music. Yet, critics are depleting their precious stash of colorful words to put movies down when it comes to this one on a technicality while they forgive mediocrity, blatant abuse of horror or much much worse affronts to cinematography on a regular basis. Some random wanker had the galls to comment on the karate name when he gave positive marks to jonah hex and shrek, for pete's sake! I wager he must be immune to irony or the sheer amount of it would have crushed him.
And okay, this new karate kid movie handled a bunch of things clumsily like losing track of characters, reinforcing the movie cliche that the only solution to antagonist violence is protagonist violence and the direction was a little bit distracted too. I get it, but it also tried to do good things especially relevant during our generation; it had the social commentary on wasteful lifestyles in the western culture, it tried to show a first person perspective into a nation we americans seem to love fishing for strawmans to use as scapgoats and it even had a part where it shows adults able to swallow their pride and learn a little wisdom from children's sincerity. I mean sure it's not gonna work with every tough-nuts out there but there was great intentions there.
On top of it all, I'm really glad a director finally managed to paint a picture of china that shows its real people, crowded, human, hardworking and living amidst conditions that would make most people cringe at the mere thought, yet able of such dedication, pride and hopeful optimism to look forward to every colorful minute of everyday. Contrast that to the guy who bet me that the asian parent syndrome would never die and half an hour later into it, [/zomgsplr] the asian dad open-mindedly judges a black kid with no outstanding background and who almost cost his daughter her university ticket when neither of them even spoke each other's language. If anything, the movie tried to break some rock solid stereotypes of side characters being so full of themselves they can never change their mind with that and the bully learning respect or the tired-of-life cliche finding some joie-de-vivre in teaching instead of prevailing over the designated asshole of the day.
Now I'm not gonna try and sell it as the best movie or even trying to go for that, but it was definitively above average, more honest and much better than a lot of crap I paid hard earned money to see lately; if anyone still couldn't enjoy it for what it was, and that would be a glimpse of life in china with a plot loosely inspired by the karate kid, then I really think you made up your mind before you went in there. Nobody is entitled to the remake of your favorite flick being mind-blowing, nobody; I, for one, am glad this remake was at least an attempt full of heart and good intents.