Archived The MangaHelpers Confessional Thread

Naomi · Feb 13, 2012

faintsmile1992 said:
Well its true, if you want something from someone you have to know their insecurities, and figure out what to supply to keep them interested.

One night stands after parties don't do it for me, and people hooking up at parties don't advertise their insecurities.

Omgggg I used to know a girl exactly like youuuu. Are you sure you don't live in the US? o_o

faintsmile1992 · Feb 13, 2012

benelori said:
You should visit here, I guess

MSN with vulnerable people is good enough for that, I persuaded a brother and sister to have sex once.

Well you won't find them dancing...cuz they are in rooms upstairs

Really? I should have looked.

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Naomidee said:
Omgggg I used to know a girl exactly like youuuu. Are you sure you don't live in the US? o_o

Yep. The last time I checked, I was in England. Do you believe me?

Come a little closer...

xi0 · Feb 13, 2012

faintsmile1992 said:
MSN with vulnerable people is good enough for that, I persuaded a brother and sister to have sex once.

Was this before or after you stole the Queen's underwear? :oh

faintsmile1992 · Feb 13, 2012

xi0 said:
In all seriousness though, if you're sober around someone who's drunk, the best you can hope for is some comic relief. Most of the time I'm just irritated though, hence wanting to gtfo or drink myself. And anyone who does things to someone or tries to persuade them to do dangerous things while intoxicated...erm, not a good quality to have, and I'll just leave it at that.

The problem is people who are drunk aren't funny, they just think they are while they're talking unfunny shit. So the comic relief has to come from persuading them and messing with their heads.

benelori said:
Exploiting insecurities doesn't work usually...because people with insecurities will block themselves...and drinking worsens it...

You sound like you speak from experience regarding using people who drink for 'serious' purposes.

Like I said, its best to avoid places where everyone's drinking, but believe me, its really easy to exploit peoples insecurities once you observe them.

Gats · Feb 13, 2012

faintsmile1992 said:
MSN with vulnerable people is good enough for that, I persuaded a brother and sister to have sex once.

MSN with naive people is good enough for that, I persuaded a girl I had sex with my sister once. :derp

faintsmile1992 · Feb 13, 2012

xi0 said:
Was this before or after you stole the Queen's underwear?

No I haven't stolen the Queens underwear, they're probably soiled, think of her age.

After a conversation on MSN I persuaded one of my friends to admit he fancied his half sister, so I offered him advice to follow what happened.

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Gats said:
MSN with naive people is good enough for that, I persuaded a girl I had sex with my sister once.

Yep but you didn't have webcam to prove it.

xi0 · Feb 13, 2012

faintsmile1992 said:
The problem is people who are drunk aren't funny, they just think they are while they're talking unfunny shit. So the comic relief has to come from persuading them and messing with their heads.

It entirely depends on the person. Sometimes someone so completely changes when they drink that it's just humorous.

Or you know, there could be like, no comedy relief and you just go home if you're annoyed. Is that an option for you?

faintsmile1992 · Feb 13, 2012

xi0 said:
It entirely depends on the person. Sometimes someone so completely changes when they drink that it's just humorous.

Or you know, there could be like, no comedy relief and you just go home if you're annoyed. Is that an option for you?

I'd rather not be at such events in the first place, if that's what you mean. Its very rare for me to be at a party, its not my thing.

Naomi · Feb 13, 2012

I confess that the people I hang out with are hilarious when they're drunk, whether I'm sober or not. XD So many good memories.

blai · Feb 13, 2012

faintsmile1992 said:
MSN with vulnerable people is good enough for that, I persuaded a brother and sister to have sex once.

Kaiten · Feb 13, 2012

faintsmile1992 said:
MSN with vulnerable people is good enough for that, I persuaded a brother and sister to have sex once.

Were they hawt and if yes did they send pictures you could share please and thanks :verily

xi0 said:
Was this before or after you stole the Queen's underwear?

Same time. She MSN'ed on her blackberry while stealing the queens granny panties like a boss.

:coolstory

benelori · Feb 13, 2012

faintsmile1992 said:
The problem is people who are drunk aren't funny, they just think they are while they're talking unfunny shit. So the comic relief has to come from persuading them and messing with their heads.

You sound like you speak from experience regarding using people who drink for 'serious' purposes. Like I said, its best to avoid places where everyone's drinking, but believe me, its really easy to exploit peoples insecurities once you observe them.

Lulz...not really...drunk people are headstrong, so it's usually their f-ed up drunken mind that is conjuring up the fun ideas....not the other way around

...

I have some experience, because I used to be like that in highschool...I was actually proud of my achievements...oh well...it was some time ago...but then I came about and got to know what real drinking is, and things do not work the way you describe them...at all

...

faintsmile1992 · Feb 13, 2012

I confess watching drunks fart and light isn't funny anymore.

benelori · Feb 13, 2012

Naomidee said:
I confess that the people I hang out with are hilarious when they're drunk, whether I'm sober or not. XD So many good memories.

Yeah same here....one of my friends actually drunk the water of a guy who was watering the flowers...and I confess I wanted to drink as well...we thought it was palinka :XD

Gats · Feb 13, 2012

faintsmile1992 said:
Yep but you didn't have webcam to prove it.

Webcam with naive people is good enough for that, I persuaded a girl I had sex with someone who was supposed to be my sister once. :derp

xi0 · Feb 13, 2012

faintsmile1992 said:
I'd rather not be at such events in the first place, if that's what you mean. Its very rare for me to be at a party, its not my thing.

Ah, well then why force yourself into such a situation in the first place?

faintsmile1992 said:
I confess watching drunks fart and light isn't funny anymore.

I've actually never experienced someone doing that.

warbandit66 · Feb 13, 2012

faintsmile1992 said:
I confess watching drunks fart and light isn't funny anymore.

Was it ever really funny? Only way it might be funny is if the flame got sucked back in and they started freaking out.

faintsmile1992 · Feb 13, 2012

benelori said:
Lulz...not really...drunk people are headstrong, so it's usually their f-ed up drunken mind that is conjuring up the fun ideas....not the other way around...

Being headstrong means someone carries out the idea once its in their head, it could be anyone who puts it there.

I have some experience, because I used to be like that in highschool...I was actually proud of my achievements...oh well...it was some time ago...but then I came about and got to know what real drinking is, and things do not work the way you describe them...at all...

People who are too drunk are just arseholes, i don't want to be around British drunks when the vomiting and urination start. But often there's a point before that where boys start doing things like fart and light and thinking they're on Dirty Sanchez or something. If I have to put up with their company, that's when I convince them to prove their manhood.