An Elastic Heart

[Naomi]

Re: After My Blood Turns Into Alcohol

I had a high B going in to the finals for both Calculus and and O-chem, and ended up with Cs.
I must've done really horribly on this finals!

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I'm trying to feed my cockatiel a strawberry because all she eats is fucking seeds and treats, but she's afraid of it.

I even put some salt on it so she would want it, but she won't budge.

I had a really horrible dream last night and woke up from it super early since it was so bad.

I am wearing the single most coolest best shirt in the world right now. I will take pictures of it later so everyone can behold its awesomeness.

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I have to go forge the Master Sword now though, you guys. Be back in 8 hours or something.

 

[thornofcarrion]

Re: After My Blood Turns Into Alcohol

Salt is no good for birds. Give them too much and they will be bald, all over the body. I'd fed my birds mostly green vegetables. Parrots are always interested in fruits. I wonder why she is not eating. She wont even take a bite or taste it? Don't give up, try to feed her at different times. Another way is to take out all the food from her cage for an hour or two. Then feed her Strawberry or any other fruit. If she is hungry enough, she should eat it.

Waiting for the picture x 10....

 

[benelori]

Re: After My Blood Turns Into Alcohol

After your blood turns into alcohol you should let me add some juice to it.

 

[xi0]

Re: After My Blood Turns Into Alcohol

After your blood turns into alcohol you should let me add some juice to it.

Hah...because you're a vampire and stuff...ahahah

 

[M3J]

Re: After My Blood Turns Into Alcohol

CONGRATS NOAMI!


Let's celebrate by makin fun of Gary's big head!

 

[Naomi]

Re: After My Blood Turns Into Alcohol

I know, wrong? It's almost as big as your mom!


HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTfuck!

 

[benelori]

Re: After My Blood Turns Into Alcohol

Hah...because you're a vampire and stuff...ahahah

And male

 

[xi0]

Re: After My Blood Turns Into Alcohol

Oh that's right, E3 is coming up. I forgot about that....

And male

What?!

But vampires can be androgynous...

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I know, wrong? It's almost as big as your mom!

You see what she did there Milly?.......I blame you

 

[M3J]

Re: After My Blood Turns Into Alcohol

What did she do?

 

[xi0]

Re: After My Blood Turns Into Alcohol

She said my head was as big as your female parent

 

[M3J]

Re: After My Blood Turns Into Alcohol

oh.


WTF do you teach her, Gary? -_- At least teach her how to circle jerk.

 

[Gats]

Re: After My Blood Turns Into Alcohol

I know, wrong? It's almost as big as your mom!


HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTfuck!

This is just a technical demo of the Wii-U, no Zelda game will come from what you watched. Nintendo even lowered a bit what the machine would be able to do since, maybe they'll change their mind after.

But it doesn't mean that no Zelda game will come out of course. There is always a Zelda for each generation of console, but it also doesn't mean it is going to be with the same kind of graphics.

 

[xi0]

Re: After My Blood Turns Into Alcohol

WTF do you teach her, Gary? -_- At least teach her how to circle jerk.

Teach her?...

No.

This is just a technical demo of the Wii-U, no Zelda game will come from what you watched. Nintendo even lowered a bit what the machine would be able to do since, maybe they'll change their mind after.

But it doesn't mean that no Zelda game will come out of course. There is always a Zelda for each generation of console, but it also doesn't mean it is going to be with the same kind of graphics.

...true

 

[M3J]

Re: After My Blood Turns Into Alcohol

Yes, stop teaching her stuff!

Yes.

 

[xi0]

Re: After My Blood Turns Into Alcohol

Teaching her what?...how big and sexy your mom is?

 

[M3J]

Re: After My Blood Turns Into Alcohol

No, how to insult like she did.


You fathead.

 

[xi0]

Re: After My Blood Turns Into Alcohol

No, how to insult like she did.


You fathead.

I taught her that?


I say thee nay

 

[M3J]

Re: After My Blood Turns Into Alcohol

You did.

What? You kolaveri di? Why?

 

[xi0]

Re: After My Blood Turns Into Alcohol

ENOUGH

You're just fucking ponderous like usual....

 

[M3J]

Re: After My Blood Turns Into Alcohol

What? I don't ponder, I wonder. Do you wonder yonder, or never a feeling fonder?