Because Chocolate Can't Get You Pregnant

[Asclepius]

Damn Tumblr...

Spoiler

 

[goldb]

Asky, learn to make that for me!

 

[Xadyu]

Yeah, make me a cup of diabetes too!

 

[goldb]

Yeah, make me a cup of diabetes too!

I only want mine for a few snaps for instagram and a small bite. You can have my leftovers.

 

[Asclepius]

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaah?!?!?
Don't you want to pretend to be in Willy Wonka's factory while savouring that delicious cream?

 

[goldb]

I've developped an intolerable( it's actually not that bad but I just don't like pain) sensitivity to sweet things like chocolate and highly concrated sugar products. So just a few tastes will do. I can't even eat a Snickers bar without wincing

 

[Asclepius]

What about ice cream?
And mousses?
And cakes?
And pudims?

 

[xi0]

Wincing? How is it painful?

 

[Asclepius]

Poor Bob. I pitty your tongue and stomach

 

[goldb]

What about ice cream?
And mousses?
And cakes?
And pudims?

Ice cream is fine so far....cakes, I only eat tiny pieces anyways, I'm trying to stay away from sugar even before all this began happening. It's mostly chocolate bars and such that are getting to me.

 

[xi0]

You get stomach aches? ...or you can continue ignoring me

 

[goldb]

You get stomach aches? ...or you can continue ignoring me

Nah, no stomach aches, just my teeth get real sensitive if for example, I take more than 2-3 of snickers or mars bar.

 

[xi0]

Nah, no stomach aches, just my teeth get real sensitive if for example, I take more than 2-3 of snickers or mars bar.

Waaat....you have cavities or something? I've heard of temperature sensitivity, but not for sweets

 

[Asclepius]

Does this mean that you can eat a small slice of choco pizza with strawberries on top?

 

[Xadyu]

I have the same thing, Bobby. Really sweet stuff is a killer.

Mostly chocolate products though.

 

[goldb]

Does this mean that you can eat a small slice of choco pizza with strawberries on top?

I may not be able to finish a whole slice of choco pizza. Depends on the sweetness. I will probably just eat the strawberries.

I have the same thing, Bobby. Really sweet stuff is a killer.

Mostly chocolate products though.

 

[Xadyu]

I see the long post.

But I'm not sure what I'm going to do with it.

 

[Asclepius]

What about cotton candy?

 

[goldb]

I see the long post.

But I'm not sure what I'm going to do with it.

Pretend you didn't see it.

What about cotton candy?

Not had that in years but it should be okay. Please note that I was never a sweets person...so that's even more baffling that I have this sensitivity crap.

 

[Xadyu]

Pretend you didn't see it.

I can't do that, Bobby boy.