Because Chocolate Can't Get You Pregnant

Asclepius · Sep 30, 2013

You can

Xadyu · Sep 30, 2013

Asclepius said:
You can

You can just ignore them. I know long things can be hard.

That's why I shove it all to Bob.

:3c

goldb · Sep 30, 2013

That was vile, lame and uncalled for.

:gtfo

Asclepius · Sep 30, 2013

riki · Sep 30, 2013

Xadyu said:
You can just ignore them. I know long things can be hard.

That's why I shove it all to Bob.

Did he enjoy it? :?bunny

MiyamotoMusashi · Oct 1, 2013

goldb said:
I've developped an intolerable( it's actually not that bad but I just don't like pain) sensitivity to sweet things like chocolate and highly concrated sugar products. So just a few tastes will do. I can't even eat a Snickers bar without wincing

Try this

xi0 · Oct 1, 2013

Dark Chocolate is the best

Asclepius · Oct 1, 2013

I bet you can eat passion fruit mousse, Bob. :hurr

goldb · Oct 1, 2013

MiyamotoMusashi said:
Try this

I loathe dark chocolate. :bored

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Asclepius said:
I bet you can eat passion fruit mousse, Bob.

That should be fine. Are you going to make me one? I hope you're keeping a list of what I can and can't eat :hurr

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riki said:
Did he enjoy it?

Did you enjoy it? :crying

Xadyu · Oct 1, 2013

riki said:
Did he enjoy it?

His enjoyment is not a priority in our relationship.

goldb · Oct 1, 2013

There's a relationship? :huh

Xadyu · Oct 1, 2013

Maybe it's time to come clean..

Bobby, I've been in an intimate relationship with you since August of '09.
I was always afraid what your reaction might've been, so I kept you out of the clear.

Don't worry, I've always treated you well, and I always cleaned up the mess afterwards.