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Swinging is definitely something interesting, but not really. That's something you should've somehow grown up with, experienced it as something normal.

If not it'll just be awkward afterwards, every time you see each other. It'll ruin the friendship or the relationship.
Sexually, there are persons I know (sorry for the crude wording) I'd give a try. But definitely not their partners with my wife. Or.. you know.. my wife with anyone else. :lmao
 
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My friend texted me saying his wife had asked him “since when can’t we joke about stuff like that anymore? Everyone got super stiff, it’s not like we haven’t joked about that stuff before” and he’d told her how she really came off. So now she texted my wife saying “sorry, won’t joke about group sex anymore. Will stick strictly to funny fetish and poop stories. Actually, probably will joke about group sex, sorry not sorry. But ffs, stop taking everything so seriously, all four of us are some the most monogamist people I know.”

Which really sounds more like the person we know. :cookiehand
 
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So the family slept at close friends’ house last night (they’re also married and parents). At breakfast one of them (the wife) says promptly to my wife, “I dreamt Jonatan and *husband’s name* had sexy time while the two of us sat on the sofa and watched”. Awkward silence. She continues, “In the dream we thought it was perfectly normal, but when I woke up I was like ‘wtf did I just dream... also, why didn’t the two of us join and why am I all turned on?’ Hahaha, kidding of course haha... *blushes*”

She’s admitted to the group openly before to dreaming that we switched partners, but that was when she was pregnant and everyone just said “yeah, typical pregnancy dreams” and laughed it off. This time it just got awkward though. And it’s not that we’re prudes who can’t joke about such things, it’s just that it really seemed like she was working up to giving us a swinger proposition. Even her husband seemed to think so..

They’re not swingers though so maybe it was just her telling it all weird.
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Organizized said:
So the family slept at close friends’ house last night (they’re also married and parents). At breakfast one of them (the wife) says promptly to my wife, “I dreamt Jonatan and *husband’s name* had sexy time while the two of us sat on the sofa and watched”. Awkward silence. She continues, “In the dream we thought it was perfectly normal, but when I woke up I was like ‘wtf did I just dream... also, why didn’t the two of us join and why am I all turned on?’ Hahaha, kidding of course haha... *blushes*”

She’s admitted to the group openly before to dreaming that we switched partners, but that was when she was pregnant and everyone just said “yeah, typical pregnancy dreams” and laughed it off. This time it just got awkward though. And it’s not that we’re prudes who can’t joke about such things, it’s just that it really seemed like she was working up to giving us a swinger proposition. Even her husband seemed to think so..

They’re not swingers though so maybe it was just her telling it all weird.
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Hardy said:
Hold on a second that's your name? YOU ARE JON FROM THE NORTH!?
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He is a half-finn too, so some 'true swede' might consider him a 'bastard'. And the wife is a red head if I recall correctly.
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Jonatan Joestar?!
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All this attention. :awe

Yeah, me and the wife have a pretty perfect Halloween/cosplay theme which we’ve never used. If only Jon wasn’t one of the series most boring characters...
 
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If only Jon wasn’t one of the series most boring characters...
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Farfs keeps saying the same and that he's too whiny.

I actually like him a lot.
 
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Organizized said:
All this attention. :awe

Yeah, me and the wife have a pretty perfect Halloween/cosplay theme which we’ve never used. If only Jon wasn’t one of the series most boring characters...
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Don't make your wife do an Ygritte-costume man... I wouldn't know how to talk to you afterwards.

I might bring up swinging.. :awe
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Farfs keeps saying the same and that he's too whiny.

I actually like him a lot.
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Yeah, but we all know you have shit taste in men.
 
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Don't make your wife do an Ygritte-costume man... I wouldn't know how to talk to you afterwards.
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Tbf, she’s the one who’s nagged me about doing a duo costume with Jon and Ygritte, but we haven’t had the time to make an effort these last years. Maybe next time the opportunity arises.

Although I’d rather go for 11 and Amy Pond (which was also her idea, so might happen).
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Wait... imsorryjon
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More like sorry your wife. .__.
 
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Tbf, she’s the one who’s nagged me about doing a duo costume with Jon and Ygritte, but we haven’t had the time to make an effort these last years. Maybe next time the opportunity arises.

Although I’d rather go for 11 and Amy Pond (which was also her idea, so might happen).
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More like sorry your wife. .__.
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Amy Pond sounds great too. I can already imagine her in some skimpy police outfit. :derp
 
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These convos...:popcorn
I guess being married isn't boring after all.
 
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