Fun Thread Your unimpressive super powers!

[the_hellbringer]

Re: What Mutant Powers do you have?

I can do something only a very small number of men do...

I read the instruction manual before I start assembling things!

Jesus, I've spent four hours watching my dad putz around with our new grill, only for him to make me do it and get it done in like half an hour. Jeez, it's not that hard people. They tell you how to do it in clear English in the instruction manual for cripe's sake.

WOW! I never thought I could see a guy tht actually reads the instruction manuals!!

Well... It's a little bit hard to assemble a grill....

Spoiler

 

[~Me Love HYDE~]

Re: What Mutant Powers do you have?

I can fly, Walk through walls, see through things, Melt yuor brain with my heat vision, and I'm invisible! Ha top that Superman! n_n

 

[Impel Down]

Re: What Mutant Powers do you have?

In the original Superman comics, he couldn't fly and he fought the Nazis. Top that.

 

[N|0|N4M3]

Re: What Mutant Powers do you have?

I have the great power of being able to make 61 little rings of smoke with one puff.(waterpipe) so...im my mutant name is something like "the Ringthing"!

Also I can eat nothing for lets say 5-6 days and im not really hungry, either way i can eat as much as i want and im not really stuffed. Crazy thing eh? I eat whenever i want, when im bored or it tastes/smells good.

AND i can listen to the love problems of ex-gfs....and other girls without goin crazy.
THATS the most incredible one..i think^^

 

[Yami-jin]

Re: What Mutant Powers do you have?

I only need to sleep about 6 hours a day to be completly awake!
And I can also sleep in class while the teacher is explaining something^^

 

[dandy65]

Re: What Mutant Powers do you have?

I have see-through eyes. Mmm very useful for a pubescent boy such as myself..*cough*

 

[the_hellbringer]

Re: What Mutant Powers do you have?

I want dandy's power!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm not a pubescent boy anymore, but still I want that power.

 

[Impel Down]

Re: What Mutant Powers do you have?

I have see-through eyes. Mmm very useful for a pubescent boy such as myself..*cough*

...Teach me. Teach me your powers...

 

[Adam_xx]

Re: What Mutant Powers do you have?

I can turn into a monkey. Pretty mutanic, no?

 

[Impel Down]

Re: What Mutant Powers do you have?

I can do you one better: I'm an amoeba who can turn into a human, although, it takes me a very long time to activate my powers. Like, billions of years.

 

[Patoz]

Re: What Mutant Powers do you have?

I can play for over 14 hours at PRO EVOLUTION SOCCER 6 (WINNING ELEVEN 10) without losing a match vs the computer at maximum difficult!

 

[Impel Down]

Re: What Mutant Powers do you have?

I can read all of Fairy Tail in less than a week, and so far, can read most of Reborn in one week.

 

[genkigemini]

Re: What Mutant Powers do you have?

I can talk as fast as the guy in the Micro Machine commercials. (Much to my husbands dismay. )

 

[Punky fish]

Re: What Mutant Powers do you have?

hm.. i can bend my fingers up a bit far i guess..
my gf and other people i know was kinda freaked out..but i dunno i guess it's pretty normal



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I can do that too also with my elbows, people are always like oh my god ! doesn't that hurt! when they see that.

 

[Gameboy]

Re: What Mutant Powers do you have?

I can steal from any store or any person without being caught

 

[Impel Down]

Re: What Mutant Powers do you have?

I can steal from any store or any person without being caught

Oh, I would just love for you to try and pickpocket me


To add to my record of speed manga reading: I read all of 666 Satan in less than a week and all of the Mx0 chapters in two days

 

[Windmillblade]

Re: What Mutant Powers do you have?

I can bend time and reality with my bubble cloak and go into hyper dimensions and watch the world as a ghost.

 

[godofthesunn]

Re: What Mutant Powers do you have?

I can spend countless hours online as well as watch most anime serires in 24 hr runs

 

[Hollow Kurono]

Re: What Mutant Powers do you have?

I have a power of super-bad luck,if i do something bad to a good guy or even a bad guy,i get more trouble then i gave and thats realy crazy and this is true,i hate it a lot.Now im stuck with a broken foot.

 

[nat]

Re: What Mutant Powers do you have?

I can make strange pigeon noises... I am still trying to comunicate with them.
Arrogant idiots, they won't answer me

Another thing, the (supposedly) white area in my eyes is now yellow. Before it was red...Hmmm, I should wait till it's green.